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WEST INDIES TOUR OF AUSTRALIA
THREAD #1

West Indies 243
Cricket Australia XI 15/0 (5 ov)
Cricket Australia XI trail by 228 runs with 10 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
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>making a game thread an entire WEEK early

so then, the hollyposter is the thread-counter (literal) autist

got to add that to the list
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>>63959243
THIS IS WEST INDIES TOUR THREAD. i should have started this when then started playing. But this is good enough
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>>63959243
>Making lists of posters on a Chinese image board

Now THAT is autistic
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>/cric/ = Australians who don't realize they are autistic
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>>63959338
Exactly. He's updating his "database" right now. What a loser
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>>63959465

is it a confirmed mudslim attack now?

America hasnt had that many since 9/11

Just Boston I think
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I'm 90% sure cricket is all an elaborate joke and nobody seriously actually watches it.
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>heat
>uniform is green
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>tests literally last a week long
>no cricket on anyway

nice meme you guys got here
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>>63960252
oh wait it seems there is one on, where is everyone?
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>>63960262
85% of the posters here are summer of cricket casuals who only watch Australia's home matches
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>Dhawan 4 (23)
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>>63960313
thats test cricket though, 1 run for like 6 deliveries
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what's going on with the a-league lads?
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>>63960340
Dhawan and Kohli are usually pretty agressive though. Vijay,Pujara and Rahane are more conservative
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>>63960367
are you a curry in the US?

also do you need to have part of your foot behind the line ?
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>>63960398
yes
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>>63960367
no, I'm white
>tfw everyone thinks I'm an expat Indian.Thinking about adding my face to the faces of /cric/ 2bh
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>>63960430
for>>63960398
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>>63960444
Checked lad
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>>63960477
check yourself, lad
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>>63960262

India and South Africa are 3rd world countries which don't have a presence on 4chins

If you want to post about cricket with Indians go to facebook and cricinfo
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>>63960430
This is why you are an enormous cockmuncher;

>Be born in America
>Struggle to make friends
>As such, you never get accepted into social groups within baseball, basketball or football, the traditional American sports
>You think "hey I know, I'll be obscure!", and you follow soccer into (where I assume you still are) your teenage years
>You look for a team to follow
>"Can't follow anyone in the MLS or in the EPL, because that's too mainstream for me!"
>"I know, I'll pick a slightly less mainstream, but still semi-well known club from France to follow, so I don't seem like a bandwagoner (for say, picking Barcelona or Man Utd), and don't seem like a pretentious faggot (for say, picking a more obscure team from France or somewhere else in Europe).
>It isn't enough to just follow this team on your own, you have to make sure that everyone possible knows you follow this team, so you trip up on /sp/ with a trip dedicated SOLELY to posting obvious PSG delusion mixed in with extremely general statements which show you actually know very little about the club itself
>Use "we" in every post, claiming you have some sort of connection to the club, which you fucking don't

You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club to follow so you could garner attention for being an "unusual" American who isn't a bangwagoner nor a hipster. In the end you've made yourself look like something much worse.
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>>63960575
autism 2bh
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>>63960600
hook line and sinker 2bh

freshcunt teenagers need to FUCK OFF
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>>63960600
EXPOSED
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>>63960611
>mls
>mainstream

not even good pasta lad
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>>63960575
>You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club
huh?
Look m8 I'm a white guy that loves cricket for it's comfiness. You should be pandering to me so your sport can grow
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statscunt on pooicide watch
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>>63960630
see >>63960611
and >>63960619
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Reminder that all Australians on /sp/ are scrawny little teenagers.
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who /warriors/ here?

i am of course referring to the basketball team and not the shitty nrl team that never achieves anything
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>>63960667
>leladova is his countries best player

>>63960656
this 2bh, seems as though America took all the alpha genetics while the Islanders took the beat genetics
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>>63960630
You being white explains so much.
You're a literal loser with very few or no friends, who was bullied through school and was considered an outcast. Because of this you could never really participate in sports, even if you possibly wanted to, because said people who bullied you were normies who played those sports.
As you got older, you wanted to follow sports, but choosing to follow something like (American) football, basketball or baseball wasn't an option because it would just bring back memories of your sad childhood.

This is why you chose to follow cricket. When discussing the sport on places like here, there is no chance whatsoever that you will ever bump into those people who bullied you as a kid. This is why you refer to it as being "comfy".

The fact you also admit to being a fan of e-""""""""sports""""""""" also greatly supports this theory, as LITERALLY only genuine losers follow such things.
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>>63960685
no, Delly is just the current hot meme

Patty Mills for example was our "best player" when the Spurs won against the Heat in 2014
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>>63960691
>esports
>not a sport

I bet you think Australia is a powerful country as well
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>>63960691
goose dropping elite truthbombs
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>>63960691
that's rude goose
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what do you think it smells like in those stands?
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>>63960722
C
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>>63960710
Notice how I was able to accurately pick you out from the other couple of Americans in /cric/ as being the autistic e-""""sports"""" fan?
This says it all really.
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>>63960710

im going to give you the benefit of the doubt and file this post as bait
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>>63960731
>implying by posting that you didn't just BTFO yourself

Tell me what Australia is like after my nuke hits them, oh wait no change you say?
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>>63960722
Smells like a "literal" shithouse
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>>63960745
It really isn't.
Last week he made some genuine teenage-tier comment about some of his hero e-""""sports"""" players who he met in a game of Halo 5.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WQBqP7KdbT
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>>63960722

Ya mums pussy.
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>>63960767
kek'd 2bh
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>>63960747
Literally the only white Americans who follow cricket above a casual level are ultra-hipsters or absolute, unequivocal, total losers.
This is just a fact. Choose your side.
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>Using FourChan over the age of twenty
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>>63960766
>still crying about that
>being a literal """"""""teenager"""""""
how does virginity feel?
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GOOSE
O
O
S
E
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>>63960798
>>63960711
>>63960718

is Zerogoose related to Redditgoose?
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Watching man vs food lads

Thinking of buying a whole kfc bucket and eating it in one go tbH
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>>63960793
>>63960766


I'm sorry are you going to respond back to me or are you just going to let me take over your general and steal your place as top shitposter?
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>>63960793
This is simply just taking the insults I used against you, and throwing them back at me in fervent damage control.

YOU unironically follow cricket as a white American.
YOU unironically follow e-""""sports"""" and consider them legitimate sports.

These are undisputed facts about you. This doesn't include other loser mannerisms/characteristics we don't know about you. At the end of the day, you know nothing about me other than the fact I find you disgusting. I already KNOW for a fact you're a loser, through information you've given up willingly.

Kill yourself.
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>>63960825
kfc is so disgusting and overrated

i tried it again recently and it wasn't what i remembered, prompting me to realise that the only people who like kfc are kids and nostalgiatards who loved kfc when they were kids
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>>63960837

>calling someone else on 4chan a loser

kek

KEK

kidnap your sister you autistic sperglord
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Zeroredditaznkrazygoose on fucking fire today
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>>63960829

>this amerifat thinks he can be the top shitposter

pls.

"is chris gayles elite"
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>>63960837
>didn't answer my question
>your literal face when

any other suitors?
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WWTL?
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>>63960863
Pulling out the >LE SHIDPOSDING XDXD card is just another form of damage control.
He's said himself he comes here for the "comfiness" and to receive easy upboats and (You)s for having a different flag.

He doesn't shitpost in /cric/.
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>>63960841
retarded newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook detected
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>>63960867
i like what you're doing la', here's a (You) to keep you going
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>>63960881


The thing to remember about the bogan is that their allegiance is not to any particular sport, but to the nation of Australia.

It is for this reason that the Australian bogan gravitates so strongly to the three tent-pole sports of boganism - Cricket, Rugby League and AFL. The bogan gravitates to these sports not because he enjoys, or even understands them. The bogan cares only that Australia is the best, thereby validating the bogan. And where else can the bogan assert that Australia is best, other than on the sporting field, where there is a clear winner and loser.

It is for this reason that the bogan will sometimes be seen supporting the wallabies - albeit often furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to understand the sport of rugby. They can't understand how an Australian team might not be the best in a sport, but they will support the team when the team appears to be on the cusp of establishing themselves as the best in the world, only to promptly decry the sport, and not the team, in the event that Australia should lose. A failure of the national side is a failure of the bogan himself, and the distancing of one's self worth from the worth of the national sporting team would require a degree of metacognition that the bogan is simply not capable of.

So the rest of Australia will continue to humour the bogan, as without them our shipping, construction and minerals industries would grind to a halt. And the television networks will continue to play AFL, rugby league and cricket in order to pacify these puzzling creatures. And every now and again on a humid summer breeze you will hear their cries of ">muh state of origin" and ">muh Warney" and you will know that the Australian economy is in safe hands, at least for the immediate future.
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>>63960867
You mean like when you skipped addressing the ENTIRE post here >>63960691
And then decided only to reply to the comment about e-"""""sports"""""?

Face it you're in damage control and you are absolutely seething right now, no matter how hard you try to disguise it.
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Is the age of the BSA finally over?
Thank god.
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>>63960867
This is why you are an enormous cockmuncher;

>Be born in America
>Struggle to make friends
>As such, you never get accepted into social groups within baseball, basketball or football, the traditional American sports
>You think "hey I know, I'll be obscure!", and you follow soccer into (where I assume you still are) your teenage years
>You look for a team to follow
>"Can't follow anyone in the MLS or in the EPL, because that's too mainstream for me!"
>"I know, I'll pick a slightly less mainstream, but still semi-well known club from France to follow, so I don't seem like a bandwagoner (for say, picking Barcelona or Man Utd), and don't seem like a pretentious faggot (for say, picking a more obscure team from France or somewhere else in Europe).
>It isn't enough to just follow this team on your own, you have to make sure that everyone possible knows you follow this team, so you trip up on /sp/ with a trip dedicated SOLELY to posting obvious PSG delusion mixed in with extremely general statements which show you actually know very little about the club itself
>Use "we" in every post, claiming you have some sort of connection to the club, which you fucking don't

You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club to follow so you could garner attention for being an "unusual" American who isn't a bangwagoner nor a hipster. In the end you've made yourself look like something much worse.
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statscunt on pooicide watch
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>the thread
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>>63960896
>>63960904
>>63960918

the age of BSA will never be over, you guys thought you were so fucking clever trying to banter with me, little did you stupid fucking bogans know that my ire will be felt on this general for long after you're gone. Keep laughing while those dingos eat your babies and your women open their legs for abo dick


you think this will ever be over? I can't wait for the day you're relaxing casually thinking you won't have to uphold your reputation until you get 5 >yous from me calling you out for the fat fuck teenager you are

anything else you want to say to me before I get on my chartered flight over there to punch you in the face and impregnate your mom?
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>>63960904
maybe this is the start of a /cric/ renaissance
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>>63960942
based fucking ESM (e-sports man)
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>>63960942
>mom

triggered
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>>63960942
This is fucking hilarious.
You admitted YOURSELF previously in THIS THREAD that you come here for the "comfiness".
You have NEVER made even a semi-aggressive or provocative (shit)post in a /cric/ thread that wasn't made in direct reply to someone giving you shit.

You then tried to portray yourself as a >LE SHITPOSTING MASTER XD in one of your recent damage control posts, and got comprehensively called out for your lie, and now you think that with some half-assed and VERY poor attempt at a "shitposting rampage", you will make people believe you are some master ruseman and elite shitposter.

You are such a failure. Kill yourself.
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be gentle goose
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>>63960970
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e-sports man on poorious poopetually pooper pertubed and pooicide watch
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>>63960970


whats wrong with liking a sport you didn't grow up with?

I like American gridiron a shitload more than I do Rugby League and I grew up in Sydney and was force-fed that filth for years.

I'm not an avid American Football fan by any means because I can't really get behind any American corporate franchise but I enjoy the sport far more than I do NRL which I just find boring as fuck.

I simply enjoy the sport more on its merits, its got nothing to do with me trying to be le edgy or seek approval from BSA's (I've literally never talked about NFL with anyone except when I was on exchange in America)
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this thread reminds me of western sydney
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>>63961001
nice

based ESM gives no fucks (figurative fucks that is, he gives plenty of literal fucks)
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ITT: Social rejects
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>>63961027
Way to project yourself as a social reject dickhead
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>>63961039

hello Saxon
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Just got back from haka training lads

Now it's time for 2 hours of meditation and prayer at my Richie Mccaw shrine
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>>63961001
Hahah, how predictable. Yet another LE U MAD BRAH XDXD

WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LEAVE MY MUMMY ALONE - (You)

Stay mad that you're a loser with no friends.

Stay mad that you're casual as fuck.

Stay mad that your'e new as fuck.

Stay mad that you're exposed as fuck.

And stay mad that you have to hang out with your MUM because you are LITERALLY a pathetic loser who is going nowhere.
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>>63961047
Thanks for the (you) lad
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That's why India is gonna wreck u cunts in the T20 world cup
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>>63961058
This man is false-flagging as me.
I did not make this post.

The fact you replied to my post with a teenage-tier Idiocracy cap, not 10 minutes after you accused me of ignoring part of your post, shows that you've given up and admitted defeat, therefore I didn't feel the need to continue the debate.
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>>63961062

the only team that has a chance of beating >us in meme20 is West India

>MS DOS is finished
>their bowlers are crap as usual
>Shitdia are completely dependent on Memeli
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>>63961083
Kohli is unironically a better batsman than anyone on australia tho
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>>63961083
Seething summer of cricket casual detected.

Meme20 is such a coin toss, as shown by tournament winners in the past.
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>leave the T20 world cup to us
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>>63961056
good work m8.
going to a haka appreciation and cultural sensitivity seminar on the weekend. pretty pumped.
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>>63961096
>leave Paris to us
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It's December friends
Should we make a shortlist for /cric/ meme of the year?
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>>63961117
Will Smith's gotta be number 1
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>>63961117
Pooicide wins by a mile
Technically started in /nrl/ but /cric/ represents au/sp/ as a whole
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>>63961117
WOWP forums
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>>63961126
/rug/ meme isn't it?
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How was daniel doxxed and had so much of his private life exposed?
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>>63961076
Yawn.

Try to come up with something that ISN'T imitating me next time.

>LE I'M LAUGHING IT UP OVER HERE XDXD I'M NOT EVEN MAD BRAH XDXD

You LITERALLY have to make shit up in a failed attempt to rile anyone up.

The fact that what I say about YOU is TRUE, is GENUINELY eating away at you.

You KNOW you have no friends and have to hang out with mummy.

You KNOW you are literally furious and there is nothing you can do about it.

You KNOW you are a pathetic manlet twig who walks for "exercise".

You KNOW you are a poorfag loser who can't even afford public fucking transport (kek) so you pretend to like walking.

You KNOW you will never matter to anyone, anywhere.

The fact that I know these things is irrelevant.

The fact that YOU know these things and can do nothing about it means you will ALWAYS be the loser.

kek
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>>63961136
exposed by fellow NZ /cric/ shiteater, statsautist
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>>63961136
He did it to himself and he leaks his latest posts here. He is pathetic.
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>>63961117
Punter meme
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>>63961142
based BSA (big strong Australian)
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>>63961117
jugger
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>63961173
almost no point if it isn't t20
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You are now aware that the Will Smith meme was literally pioneered by a BSA

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/56933536/#q56943808
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>>63961165
>>63961132
Most underrated memes of the year, for sure
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>>63961314
Don't ever forget that >I
pioneered the double post bait
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>>63961388
You get all the (You)s you deserve.
You don't deserve to get (You)s simply for being a unique American snowflake.
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>>63961388

here, have one
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This is a very boring thread. I thought Australians were more creative than this...
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/947805.html?CMP=chrome

toss on pooicide watch
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>>63959160
Is that Richard Pontings Daughter, Daisy Ponting?
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Is Mitchell Starc related to Tony Stark?
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>>63961658
No but i fucked ur mom
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I'm not sure if Piedt has a really good arm ball or if he is just rubbish and only turns the ball half the time he tries
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Execute all muslims.
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tfw no aussie gf
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>>63961694
underrated

>>63961717
overrated

>>63961114
MVP
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who is the Stephen Curry of cricket?
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>>63961860
Hashim Amla
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baka

desu

senpai

kek
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should have committed pooicide in high school 2bh, then at least some people would notice i was gone
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Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
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>>63961990

that you mackay bro?
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Just did a big poo in a public toilet lads and didn't flush
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Wicket looks pretty good tbqh. A lot better than Nagput and looks like it could actually last at least 4 days.
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>>63961658
Yes
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>>63962043
no I could never bring myself to hire a prostitute
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>>63962063

how was hong kong?

>>63962069

but you could bring yourself to commit pooicide? well atleast you have standards
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>>63962080
not out of moral superiority but i know i couldn't handle the interaction
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>>63962080
Hong Kong was amazing, I got a lot of Tinder matches and explored new places. The running wasn't too great though, it was too cold for me.
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>>63962086
I'll turd on your face no problem m9
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Holly or Ellyse lads?
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Will Smith score a century?
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>>63962155
Check'd
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>>63962155
Will Smith is a VP Real Estate, Construction and Administration at Holt Renfrew m8
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>>63962130
Daisy Ponting on the left bro.
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Will Warner and Smith finish 2015 as the leading run scorers for tests?
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>>63962130
Rose, Chelsea or Sally lads?
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>>63962194
Williamson is better than both of them imo.
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>>63962194
With 2 tests remaining, there's no doubt tbqh, although I wouldn't be upset if Cook stayed on top.
Seems like a genuinely nice guy and it's good to see him turn it around after people wanted him dumped 18 months ago.
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>>63962200
>Kucktorian """"""women""""""
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reminder to not reply to the Malaysian flag

reminder it is autistic memespouter using a proxy
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what's been happening in the a-league la's?

I hear the fans are at war with the administration over something
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>>63962242
I can prove to you I'm legit if you want. Timestamp with the view out of the window?
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>>63962259
i think the jist of it is the press is anti-active supporter groups and the groups are pissed off at the ffa for not standing up for them
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>>63962264

please

always wanted to see the decrepit shithole that his CollapsedChurch in 2015
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Cricket Australia should send Holly and Ellyse to the West Indies squad as a welcoming gift.
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>>>/v/318735336
>>>/v/318735336
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>>63962338
I hope Daniel acknowledges my love for him now.
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>>63962338
GOATistic Elitespouter is taking his ruse so far that he actually took a flight to Malaysia for this post.

Absolute madman
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>>63962338

Is that like a 40 lane toll road?

What the fuck is that all about?
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>>63962355
National highway mate. Goes to Singapore and Thailand.
>>63962354
>being this autistic.
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>>63961314
Those are both two of the worst memes of the WC Tbh, forced only by memespouting morons
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>63962378
>high school finishes
>suddenly you show up after being MIA for months, spouting your memes as always

like pottery
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>>63962387
And you explode with impotent rage as always

Like ceramics
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>>63962387

he is poorious that you shitted up his precious /rwc/
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>>>/v/318734936
>>>/v/318734936
I'm so glad I pioneered this meme
Pandering video game nerds losing their mind
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>check out the /v/ thread linked earlier
>there are literally poo peelanders ITT
>they are unironically gloating like madmen about the rugby world championship as if anyone anywhere cares
You cannot make this shit up.
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>>63962410
>LE I AM LE PIE OH NEAR XDD :D XD
kys yourself
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>>63962411
The best part about it, is that he LITERALLY referred to it as "THE world cup".
That is how deluded and obsessed with thugby yawngue they are, it's not the Rugby World Cup, it is THE world cup.

Never mind there have been at least 2 other World Cups this year featuring Australia vs NZ finals where Australia won, they didn't win "THE world cup".
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>>63962416
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>>63962416
>>63962411

which thread are you talking about?
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>63962432
Get a load of this newcunt casual.
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LE FUGG LE ROADS XDXD
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>>63962432
The daily thread on /v/ where video game nerds get baited with /cric/ memes.
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What should I study at University?
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>>63962455
Womens Studies if you want to make money
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>>63962462
How will that lead to making money?
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>>63962455
Early Childhood Studies because you are pervert old man
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>>63962364

You say that like 40 lanes is normal. Is it the only road in the country?
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>>63962473
Is this seriously what New Zealand posting has come to...
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We're in /mu/ lads

>>>/mu/60773801
>>>/mu/60773801
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>>63962466
1. Claim rape/triggered/PTSD by patriarchy
2. sue for $$$
3. Repeat
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>>63962466
Because "equality" is the only thing that matters
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>>63962484
No we're not
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>>63962489
He's a literal newfriend who mains /v/.
He's not worth it. It's like arguing with a 16 year old loner (which he actually is).
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>>63962482
The highway itself has 6-8 lanes but the toll has 18 lanes because of all the traffic. Malaysia's a lot better than Indonesia and a few other surrounding countries, we've got plenty of roads here.
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>>63962507
Asian traffic is just madness. How is the train/subway system there?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/hundreds-of-cars-caught-up-in-beijing-traffic-during-golden-week-a6685961.html
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alright lads, I've compiled a list of the current Australian """poosonalities""" of /cric/

>Gatebro
A beta who became famous for being kucked by a gate, Gatebro is obsessed with Worst Australia's domestic cricketers and unironically believes Voges to be the best middle order batsman in the world and a better spinner than Nathan Lyon. He can be found shilling for the inclusion of Bancroft, Coulter-Nile or the Marshs in the Australian team
>Poodam
Poodam is a babyfaced expat from England who worships /mu/core trash like Sonic Youth and is a devoted fan of Essendope. Poodam was born into wealth and attended a posh all-boys school in Perth where he learnt to love cock and is behind all anti-working class posts and all attempts to shill "based Tone" on /cric/
>Saxon
Saxon is an underages /pol/tard with few friends who is such a fan of the "epic and funny 4chan culture" that he shares it all over his normiebook. He is credited with pioneering the "execute all Muslims" meme and will wittily refer to any Indian poster as "pajeet" and tell them to poo in the loo
>Redditgoose
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/
>Reality Check
A Kucktorian NEET who spends his Centrelink check funding a Malaysian proxy to add """validity""" to his fictional life as a multi-million satanist who works in advertising
>Thread Counter
A summer of cricket casual who only appears when Australia are playing. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannot handle not being the OP of each /cric/ thread. If his precious thread counter is disrupted, he is known to spam the current thread with gore, while talking to himself in another, ""comfier"" thread in a desperate attempt to make people migrate over to him
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>Getting bowled out by a bunch of ten year olds
How shit is the West Tendies anyway?
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>>63962531
>6 poosonalites
>6

kek, nice "community"
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>>63962501
How old are you?
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>>63962531
How many of these exist solely inside your own head?
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>>63962539
23
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>>63962530
I think the public transport isn't too bad but most people use cars and taxis anyways. Traffic isn't too bad throughout the week but it's hell on Friday evenings. Are you watching the match?
>>63962531
>Reality Check
>Malaysian
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>>63962543
And yet here you, 23 years of age and spending the best years of your life arguing with underage retards online.

How does that make you feel?
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>>63962484
>that one guy who took it seriously and agreed
>these people are real

Fucking hell /mu/
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kyle abbott looks like an accountant who took his wifes last name
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>>63962547
Is this what a /v/ """"raid"""" consists of these days?
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>>63962544
yeah, looking good for SA but would still love Steyn back ASAP
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>>63962553
Is Kyle Abbot related to Tony Abbot?
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>>63962547
nawwwww, did I trigger you, kid?
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>>63962558
Yeah, no Philander and no Steyn in the England series would be devastating. Also, De Kock needs to be playing rather than Dane Vilas imo.
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>>63962531
>>63959243
See
>>63959338
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>>63962578
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>>63962583
omg she's literally perfect
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>>63962531
>aufailians being so buttmad that there are LITERALLY more Big Strong New Zealand /cric/ celebrities right now that they invent some literally whos out of thin air

Your days are over, white stars. Goose is dead, convict's in jail, walkcunt has left. The time of the red stars has come. Don't try and hold onto your fading relevance too hard.
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>>>/pol/57361021
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Did that Ancestry faggot ever find the history of the last name Peeland? Also how much first class experience does this CA outfit have or are they literally a bunch of Under 11's?
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>>63962590
>Goose is dead
he's not
his presence is the only thing keeping >us alive
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>>63962598
Half the team are making their first-class debut.
They are literally whos of the highest order.

Windies are royally fucked.
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>piedt

haha, time for pied
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>>63962605
>so many literally whos that they don't even know who took the catch

You can't make this shit up
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>NZ's best ever rugby player
>dies from pooicide at age 40

>Australia's best ever cricket player
>dies in his home surrounded by family at age 92

PP on peepooicide watch
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>>63962621
but Shane Warne isn't dead yet
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>>63962621
Steve Smith died?
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Why the fuck is Shittle still in the team?
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>>63962621
Phil Hughes died?
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>>63962629
>>>/facebook/
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Holly and Ellyse vs West Indies BBC when?
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How long until this thread gets deleted or /trashed/?
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>>63962645
Till you come out as a faggot which is NOW
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>>63962652
>2015
>being homophobic
What's it like being in the wrong side of history?
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>>63962671
>LE BASTION OF MORALITY

Your so cool...
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>>63962652
>>63962671
need a rope lad?
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>>63962684
Terrible memery won't save your backwards, bigoted and frankly disgusting kind from disappearing.

I'm glad people like you have trouble interacting with women so you can't reproduce.
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>>63962621
SBW died?
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>>63962695
Iv'e been in various mental wards for attempted suicide. Whats your fucking deal?
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>>63962707
literally pooicidal
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>Dane Piedt
Literally who?
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>>63962707
literally pooicidal
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is there a game on?
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poorpetually poorturbed
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where is based joshy when you need him
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>>63962726
India are playing South Africa RIGHT NOW
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>>63962726
India vs SA. Pitch isn't too bad either.
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Just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
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>>63962734
meh, i'd rather keep watching k-on t.b.h F@M.
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>last exam tomorrow
>check score
REEEEEEEEEE kohli you faggot, get your shit together
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>>63962707
serious question, wouldn't being in mental ward make you more crazy? Bunching people with mental issues together doesnt seem like good recipe for recovery.

>>63962726
First day of Ind vs. SA, Ind 1st innings 178/6
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Does Josh Reynolds still post here?
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>>63962754
all the people in the mental wards are fucking idiots. Im out and they are still in
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Rate my dinner
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>>63962601
>le not using capitals to make it seem like it's not me xdxd
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>>63962737
>Pitch isn't too bad either.

it's not unplayable like Memepur but it's still difficult as fuck to bat on

Piedt (literal poo) was turning it square and the bounce is variable on day one. That is the definition of a bad pitch.

SA will fall apart against Indias spinners unless AB does it all by himself
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>>63962772
trip on convict
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>>63962619
Mate that's the Windies who bowled.
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>>63962773
It's good for an Indian pitch tbf
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>>63962767
>not farmer's union
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>>63962767
>ICE break
>real ICE
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Do you think our women's side could beat the Tendies?
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>>63962807
He's pretty cool tbqhwyf
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>>63962767
Make a bong those bottles are perfect for it
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>>63962811
>Holly and Ellyse will never be surrounded by West Indian BBC

Why live
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