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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2nd - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
> UFC 194 extended preview
https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
>TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call
https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
>UFC 194 conference call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
>Bisping vs Mousasi added to FN 83
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night
>rogan confirmed scared of cyborg
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma
>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
MMADigest update: http://youtu.be/Ji4E4mWz3E4
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
GET HYPE
Press F
First for qt.314 Joanna
mewvment is medicine
>>63957689
UFC should have a weekly YouTube video showing what Joanna's up to
Who wins and how?
remember this is a /teamgoof/ thread
>>63957679
The weigh ins will be bigger than any UFC event that has been held.
>>63957710
I'd watch.
>>63957711
Jacare
Sub
>>63957711
Jacare
3rd round submission
>>63957711
yoel via flying memekick
>>63957740
>that Goldie face twitching
Somebody better tell him where the fucking pills have been stashed.
>>63957711
Romero via athleticism.
>>63957778
you'll never get me lucky charms
>>63957711
>discount The Rock and John Cena
>>63957711
Romero through regular, non-gay jaysus
>>63957712
EDGYBRAH
When is Rener going to shit all over the LHW division and make JBJ tap?
>one of the shooters was a muslim
But le refugees
>>63957711
i feel like i'm the only one looking forward to this fight more than weidman/rockhold fight, i already know the chris will win. Yoel and Jacare are bigger threats
>>63957822
T.. THIS FIGHT BROUGHT TO YOU BY... BROUGHT... IT TAKES A LOT OF.. ENERGY JOE...
Joe.... IT ALL TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY
>>63957842
b-but what if Jacare hits Romero so hard that Romero forgets Jesus?
Would the mountain become HW champ if he really wanted to?
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
>>63957903
He would die making 265
>>63957891
AUSTRAYLIA, WHY YOU FOR GAY JEESHUS
>>63957884
Goldie knows a lot about the kind of energy required to be a true rockstar
>>63957903
No, he still would need to make 265.
>>63957903
Conor broke him
>>63957924
Are my and my flatmates the only ones who cheer everytime Goldie shows his pirly whites?
He fucking loves teasing that smile.
Then when the women's fights come on he can't stop smiling.
>>63957915
PVZ
Miller
Northc-uck
Thiago Santos
>>63957891
>Romero forgets Jesus
JBJ immediately goes to HW just to get away from him
A 'YES MAN' comes up to you and says this, what do you do?
>>63957943
i don't know why the term flat bothers me so much
>>63958024
Call him a faggot and then heem him a few times
>>63957943
I cheer whenever he speaks
>>63958024
Punch him in the throat and then remove his testicles. He doesn't deserve them.
>>63958024
my days pham I would kill him
Reminder that Northcück's dad couldnt stand to be away from his fuccboi for too long and pulled him back from Tristar mid camp.
>>63958075
Career suicide.
>>63957915
PVZ
Miller
Sage
Theodorou
>>63958075
not true, source?
>>63958075
i think he just realized who the coach is
>>63958075
Sage's dad making the smart call. Avoiding injuries should be the number 1 priority for young fighters. All the major camps have had notable injury issues in the past, and everyone will practice hard with Sage to prove a point.
>>63958075
but then again, why stay in canada whole camp if fight is in states, wouldn't that throw your whole body off?
>>63958106
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/2/9836576/ufc-fight-night-80-sage-northcutt-pulled-from-tristar-ahead-cody-pfister-fight-dec-10-mma
>paige is -200
rose is literally free money
>>63958024
KO him stiff.
>>63958185
>went to check SkyBet
>they're already taking bets an a Ronda vs Holm rematch
>Ronda is still fave at 4/9
>Holm 13/8
May put this month's wage son Holm
>>63958185
#istandwithzant
>Terrorist attack in California
>14 confirmed dead
If these ISIS faggots mess up UFC 194 I swear I'm going to lose my motherfucking mind.
>>63958262
Don't do it. That fight may never happen.
>>63958290
Then I get my money back
>>63958265
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 4m4 minutes ago
Comfirmed reports coming in that both Weidman and Aldo have been killed by ISIS
>>63958265
Will you join the Air Force and help bomb them? Or travel to Syria and fight with the Kurds?
>>63958296
How would you do that? The bookies would still be holding it.
>>63958312
OMG IT'S REAL
>>63958265
this past week has been literal shit (personally), if any of these fights get cancelled i'm going to have to increase my complaining on this anonymous board
>>63958324
ill join the team and heem them
>>63958169
>"His father is worried about allowing Sage to go to Canada without being there to monitor him."
Is it safe to say that Basil is as good as cut?
>>63958265
>Aldo gets shot by ISIS on the way to the MGM
>Hes wearing the vest that Lorenzo bought him
>Bullet ricochets and hits terrorist
>The fight goes on
>>63958360
>Fighting them from the inside
American education isn't so bad after all.
>>63958334
It's listed for December 31 2016 so if it didn't happen by that day, they would have to refund anything laid down
You MUST train with a gi AT LEAST 3 times a week
i'm actually going to purchase this PPV mcgregor is very good for your sport
>>63958379
So you're willing to let bookies have your money for a year?
>>63958406
Thanks Dana. I would too, but I get it for free on BT Sports.
Connor and Wyman picked Rockhold to win on Heavy Hands
Do you respect their opinions?
>>63958415
Of course, this is the money game, ya little american pussy.
>>63958418
I would heem myself forever if BT didn't give us them for free.
>>63958448
>Do you respect their opinions?
Not really. But they're right.
I wonder what does Robin Black think.
>>63958448
Connor yes
Wyman 50/50
Dallas Winston big yes
>>63958505
I don't even pay for mine, I use my mate's dad's account, and his Sky
We get it in return for hosting events
>>63958448
STOP DOUBTING ME
STOP DOUBTING ME
>>63958527
I pay £10/month for BT and BT internet. Pretty good deal I'd say.
>>63958169
>Zahabi gassed a u20 bodybuilder
The fuck he's been doing?
>>63958448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Pyr73R1i8
1:15:47
WHAT KINDA FACIAL HAIR U WANT FÄM?
>7 qualityUFC cards in 2 months
Is there such a thing as too much MMA?
>>63958578
you mean like the rest of the year when there is a shit card every single Saturday
>>63958578
not when you're american and every card is on at a comfortable time
>>63958578
due to the immense oversaturation of pretty much every sport in bongland, one ufc card per week is not enough imo
>>63958612
Your opinion = W.G.A.F.
If ISIS disrupts 194 would you join the marines and heem every of them?
Sage Northcutt's daddy is a DEA snitch
>>63958637
Or if you're a NEET and time doesn't mean shit.
>>63958711
can't understand the mentality of someone who is willing to submit an application to work for an organization like the DEA
Who else is looking forward to this UFC MMA Fight card?
>>63958578
Embrace it, friend
>>63958711
More here
>http://openjurist.org/972/f2d/590/united-states-v-white
>>63958653
i feel like this is true for america too. people are used to the NFL where games are on every week and the ufc takes 3 week breaks with no events sometimes
>>63958781
Is she a strawweight or bantamweight mma fighter?
>>63957915
PVZ
Chiesa
Sage via All Fields
Theodorou
>>63958799
Bundaweight
TUF TIME LADS
>>63958711
TOP FUCKING KEK
No wonder the little goof is an epitomization of a labrador retriever. The guy is topped to the tits with laughers.
Oh, lawd this just got a whole 'nother aspect of strange.
TUF time lads
TUF time, lads
TUF time, lads.
Lads, anybody have the time?
Nice and flowy time lads
TUF time, lads.
Snake in dee grass time lads
[Illegal] http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/team-mcgregor-vs-team-faber-live-streaming
>tfw only get to see one American btfo tonight
I don't have much hope for the last remaining American to win tonight
>>63957915
Namajunas
Miller
Cody Sister-Pfister
Santos
Did they forget to mix the audio on this episode?
My gf says I cant watch live cause shes not caught up on the episodes and shes in the kitchen cooking dinner :(
[Heavy breathing]
>>63959046
Go heem her and then drag her body into the bathroom.
>so quiet you can hear them breath
>>63958375
underrated post
>>63958471
>money game
>betting on fights
dat Dana face
Dana with the fuckin goof face
>9 days of Fury
ISIS Swede BTFO
>>63959234
great bunda with OK face
>>63959234
>great face with OK bunda
what's up with England's brave Marcin Held with the Union flag?
>>63959234
Massive cock with OK face.
kek
>>63959305
>babbys first tuf stream
>these GSP nos commercials
attaboiiii
Why the hell was the last fight so quite?
JAB RIGHT HOOK
how do you spell 'work' the way Conor pronounces it? It's like wolk
>>63959356
no corners
This is going to be 3 rounds desu
>>63959380
wook
Are you going to buy 194 or stream it illegally?
>Pearl Harbour invitational
>>63959409
The city of you.
>>63959409
Watch it legally on Bt Sport in HD senpai
>mcgoobz lifetime eyelid scar from mendes
checkmate ireland
>>63959409
I just might buy a PPV for the first time
>>63959425
Just saying, if you like what they've done with their product, you should compensate them for their effort.
>>63959427
This
Feels good being in the British Isles.
>>63959409
>not watching it with your gym-lads at a sports bar
kek
>>63959409
watch it legally using my proxy
>>63959442
Yes, I'm definitely going to bite into that pirate bay morality and allow myself to be emotionally blackmailed into giving out money for something I can get for free.
>>63959444
this desu, though Sky Might be getting UFC after February and they might be scum and stick it on PPV or even worse try do their own commentary and analysis.
>>63959442
>moar like just super saiyan amirite guies
srsly tho pirates r the worse.
>>63959453
My gym-lads are boxing fags who shit on MMA and claim X boxer would beat Y MMA fighter. I rather just watch alone and shitpost.
>>63959481
Would actually probably kill myself if that happened.
>>63959475
Where can you get it in HD live and reliably and not 5 minutes behind for free senpai?
>>63959436
So Rory the jab heems his knee
Mendes the takedown heems his eye
How many fights until he's Cerrone'd?
>>63958165
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
lol
are you talking about time zones?
it would depend on which of our 6 times zones he's in, compared to the fight location, obviously.
But over the long term that's minimal jet lag and can easily be prepared for so that it makes no difference.
>>63959498
serbia doesnt watch events live
he literally sleeps through them and torrents them the next day
serbia is a FAKE fight fan
Does the Ameribro going to 194 have decent seats? Is he autistic enough to hold up a /heem/ sign?
>>63959508
If you don't watch sports LIVE you are not a sports fan, you should be over on
>>>/asp/
>>63959498
>what is acestream
It's like you've never done this before
>>63959549
Acestream is always behind the TV senpai
>>63959508
Its literally 4:44 am here and I'm fucking up my sleeping pattern so that I don't have to miss any one of the cards. Only 2 brits and a German are bigger FightFans than me tbqphwyf.
>>63958367
>"His father is worried about allowing Sage to go to Canada without being there to monitor him."
What's the old fellow afraid of, eh?
If you're not watching 194 with at least 2 friends you are not a fight fan
JUST
>>63959560
Big Canadian Cock. If he can't fuck Sage, then no one can.
>>63959528
What could go wrong.
>>63959567
>bitch fest when the meme dies
I would pay top dollar for a stream of you and your "friends" during 194.
>>63959567
I've got my buddies Left and Right with me and they'd fuck you up
>>63959567
Watching it with 2 brothers if that counts.
>>63958504
I took your idea and used my Paint skills.
>>63959596
Fight Companion :^)
boys i can't wait
just a few more days
this is going to be the high point of my life
watching one ninety fooouuurrrr
>>63959554
The one I use is of BT Sport, and it's as up to date as I can find compared to any other stream for PPVs, and it's sometimes even a few seconds ahead of my paid cable broadcast for the fight nights. Doesn't stutter if your download speed isn't shit
Find a better stream ID
>>63959455
how?
I have a vpn
>>63959560
I wouldn't expect any practicing Christian to feel comfortable or even safe in the 'country' Canada is becoming.
Saul Rodgers is going to kuck this Polish fuccboi
europe wins if I'm going to be quite perfectly honest with you family members
Pretty good fight, honestly
ALDO? ALDO IS HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGp9bQzl1Wk&feature=youtu.be&a
>>63959596
"friends" what does that even mean? Why put it in quotes?
Do you find it that hard to believe that he, or anybody, can have friends?
That's that then.
Ariel Helwani Retweeted
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 7m47 minutes ago
UFC 194 co-headliner Chris Weidman appears to have suffered an ACL injury. X-ray scheduled, Updates soon.
>>63959690
Nooooo ;_;
>>63959661
USA USA USA
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>>63959690
Nice try senpai I have all of Helwani's tweets sent straight to my phone
>>63959688
Ireland doesn't have friends, lets be honest.
YUROS BTFO
>>63959567
First card since 167 where I'm having people over to watch the PPV.
>>63959690
I would literally kick you in the nuts right now.
I had some fucking fag tell me today that Rousey could beat Golovkin and Mayweather
>they brought in Aldo to bantz with McGregor
10 DAYS
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>>63959741
I-it's just a prank!
>tfw live an hour away from where the shit went down away
>could've been me (somehow)
>getting killed before UFC 193
I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEfuse. After 193 I can go back to /just existing/ or ISIS can take me out. I cannot die before 193.
Conor kinda spoiled it that Artem won in an interview.
Reminder that there is literally 10 days for Aldo or to pull out (again) due to injury.
It was basically confirmed artem was in the final by the mcgregor media scrum,
Conor says something along the lines "gonna be three great fights dec 11 and 12th" when referring to himself, gunnar and artem
>there are goofs in this thread right now who think PVZ is just a meme and is going to get run over by Rose "couldnt even win TUF" Namawhonas
>>63959769
193 already happened senpai
>>63959769
194*. I agree. Britain agreed to partake in the air strikes today. England is absolutely a target now. After 194, kill me.
can someone update me on whats happening on tuf? I was in the gym and missed it.
>>63959762
I have high blood pressure, constipation and an erection while waiting for 194, I cannot handle pranks right now tbqph ;_;
>>63959813
Saul Rodgers won
>>63959777
I wish I was her shorts. Seems kumphy as fuck desu family.
>>63959787
I meant to do that. But I refuse to die before 194. But seeing Ronda get killed was incredible. I can actually die a happy man, maybe.
>>63959809
I heard because you guys are getting in on the action the place got shot up today. But that was something I heard someone say on the local news so it was probably some bullshit.
>>63959754
fuckk man Aldo is going to hurt him so bad
>>63959838
It's just a matter of time before England gets attacked. We've probably got tons of ISIS sleeper cells in London right now.
No makeup.
>>63959780
I imagine he will be in the final but he could also just be fighting on the card
>>63959881
literally my m8 Steve
>>63959881
Most women look bad without make up.
They are inferior beings
>>63959943
She looks good, though.
Some McGoat self-dick-riding
https://youtu.be/kAmmWOazboc
>>63959853
ISIS = Michael Bisping of the terrorist. No I'm not trying to be a dick and say Bisping = terrorist. They can't handle the banter, in this case bombs.
>Bisping talks mad shit
>ISIS kidnaps people and tortures them,blows people up
>Big ups lad
>ISIS get bombed
>OI M8 YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU FOOK!
>Bisping releases interview where he is saying he is giving Nick Diaz the honor of fighting him (before Nick fought Anderson) and talked a bunch of other stuff
>ISIS release video of them doing shit
>Yeah bruv, I got em good m8
>they get video sent back (Tim Kennedy video where he made fun of Bisping)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK1a8ifYy7M
>OI YOU CAN'T DO THAT SHITE M8 NOT COOL
If you can't handle it then don't dish it out. Bisping/ISIS = that guy in high school who would crack jokes about people's mom when everyone was in a group making yo momma jokes but would get super ass hurt when someone made a joke about his mum
>>63959988
he's so boring when he's by himself
literally couldn't make it halfway through this
>>63959997
Agreed. Part of the appeal to his banter is watching people get rustled by it. When there's no reaction to his trash talk he gets pretty boring, repeatedly tooking about wot he tinks and wot dey dun tink
>>63959993
You actually took the time to type that post.
>>63959993
Nice Blog
>>63960080
You gonna do something about it? Sit down and delete your post before I delete your chin with my fist.
>>63960110
No, no. I'm good. Here's a (You)
>>63960107
>>63960110
no way i'd bet on a random american vs a random slav
>>63960107
she's hot
>>63959993
Here's your (you)
>>63960107
that fucking hairline
>>63960129
quit objectifying her, shitlord
>>63959683
This is actually pretty good. DJ is a very good analyst.
Jimmy Kimmel stream?
>>63960107
you kidding me?
>>63960110
>before I delete your chin with my fist.
jej
what channel is the jimmy kimmel show on?
>>63960107
>people you wish get career ending injuries
Pic very related. Also was Pettis a meme? Can he be champ again. This is serious question. Plz reply.
>>63960210
>was Pettis a meme?
yes
>>63958977
idktf
>>63959528
I'm in Section 1 and no I'm not bringing any sign cause people dont bring signs to UFC events.
>>63958312
made me lol
fuck i have to watch this kek till conor comes on
>>63960206
JESUS H CHRIST
" The next morning, Mike returned to the hotel carrying a canvas bag. Moments after entering Room 909, he left again. As he walked toward the parking lot, a handful of armed DEA agents descended on him. Mike was arrested and booked on two federal drug charges. In the bag; twenty-one pounds of cocaine, with an estimated value of $242,000. A little later, DEA agents also arrested John White as he tried to enter the room. Mike was charged with taking the cocaine in lieu of legal fees to represent thirty-year-old Mark Monroe Northcutt. Known in gyms around the state as a steroid dealer, Northcutt was a body builder and power lifter who had been arrested six months before in Houston for possession of twenty-five kilos of cocaine. After his arrest, he had called a Dallas body builder named John Hoffman, whom Mike was representing on steroid charges, and asked his opinion of Wilson, apparently at the instigation of the DEA. "I loved Mike," Hoffman says. Northcutt agreed to set up Wilson. He made audio tapes of conversations with Mike, saying that he wanted the lawyer to represent him, but he had no money, only "product" that Mike could use. On one tape, Mike reportedly says, "I can’t do that; then I’d gel in trouble, too." During a phone call Northcutt taped with Hoffman, Northcutt complains that he can’t get Mike to come to Houston or answer his phone calls. Wilson, meanwhile, had asked another body builder friend. Keith Rowe, his opinion of Northcutt. Rowe told him: "A con from the word go." He warned Mike to be careful. "When [Wilson] was arrested, I knew instantly it was Northcutt, working his case off" Rowe says. Rowe says he can believe many things about Wilson, but not that he intended to sell the cocaine. "He wouldn’t deal drugs- never," Rowe says. "But he got screwed up on that shit."
tl;dr where were you when sage was busted for steroids?
>>63960335
sage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is nattysage is natty
>>63960206
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>>63960322
next potato famine when?
>>63960350
when mcgoat loses
>>63960335
WEW
E
W
Has someone actually reported on this or is this elite heem journalism?
>>63960356
>when mcgoob loses
10 days
Who has a Jimmy Kuckold livestream?
http://www.zoptv.com/live/abc
>>63960366
>>63960375
Thanks phamalam ye
>capeshit
>>63960335
It was Sage's dad dumbass.
Batman vs. Superman
Who you got lads? I got Batman via sub in the 2nd.
>>63960393
Based heem journos
There's a reason why heem is the #1 mma source
Do non /asp/ type people watch capeshit,
>>63960404
>take your supplements with your wheaties Sage!
>gagagoo
>>63960401
>>63960413
You can stfu, we heard you the first time.
>>63960401
movie looks really bad. no plot just special effect cgis n shit
>>63960408
I wonder if anyone will ask Sage how does it feel "to have a narc for a father"? That would wipe the smile from his labrador grin.
Hehe.
kimmel lookin good
>reading posts about Superman vs Batman
>tfw remember Freddy vs Jason
>tfw it was supposed to be the GOAT movie
>it wound up just being meh
Alien vs Predator could've been incredible. Wound up being pretty lame too.
Will McGregor walk in and heem Kimmel to prove a point?
anybody got a link to kimmel stream
>>63960473
hes already heemed affleck in the green room
>>63960481
ufc.tv
>>63960335
someone add sage to the dana losing all his champions pic
>>63960441
you leave Sum 41 alone!
>>63960495
Sum 41 is to /edge/ for Sage.
>>63960484
I heemed your mom last night bro
>>63960487
u liar
>>63960513
Not possible. You walk outside and the wind heems you. You've got no chin buddy. Reply to this and I'll permaheem you.
>>63960481
Jimmy is 6'1 and 225lbs. Conor is terrified of normal sized people and respects them. Jimmy isn't going to do anything to him to prove a point.
>>63960521
*replies*
>>63960521
*heems you softly*
>>63960441
Fucking kek
I hope someone does it
I can't fucking stand Mr. Peanut Butter desu
>>63960521
*unsheathes katana*
heh, nice try kiddo
>>63960472
Isn't Freddy vs. Jason credited with reviving horror as a modern genre?
>>63960530
>gangly uncoordinated lanklets
>capable of anything other than being awkward
>>63960554
*teleports behind you*
heard you talkin shit like I wouldn't hear
>>63960521
Friendly reminder that I'm on my way to heem you m8
I'll embarrass you in front of your entire gym
>>63960576
Gym? I train myself. Other people do not move like I move, they do not think like I think.
Plus, I can jerk off mid training and no one can say anything. Which reminds me, if you walk in on me jerking off, I guarantee you will not be able to suck dick for a week.
>>63960584
I'm gonna fuck you till you love me faggot
>>63960601
I already love you, which is why removing your already non existent chin is because I love you. I love you like my bitch..
>>63960601
I love Tysonisms.
I don't know if thats a word.
>>63960584
heh, that's funny kid. The reason you train by yourself is because you're scared you'll get heemed by some amateurs.
Well here's the thing, champ... you're trash. So much trash that if you ever crossed me and dared to even look at my feet, I'll heem you just with my glorious incandescence. Go ahead, come at me, but I swear, if you do. You won't be able to jerk off for the rest of your life.
>>63960554
>>63960570
Boys this is a /heem/ thread, please obey the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts. That definitely means no weapons and no teleporting.
whats your go to jukebox tune when youre in the pub lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF084-QBh8U
The fact that all you pussies talk about "traneing" and gyms is fucking sad. You faggots learned to fight, I was born to fight. You fags pay to learn something you can learn FOR FREE. Streets,schools growing up,bars,alleys is where I learned to fight. You guys trained in gloyrholes,bathhouses, and places of that sort to learn to suck dick. Seriously why to learn to fight when that shit would be useless against me.
>>63960635
Get in my fucking guard then. I actually, literally dare you. You think us Euros haven't got a ground game? Get in my guard and we'll see about that.
>THIS SUIT
ORGAN GRINDER SUIT
dat suit
lookin fresh
>>63960658
heh, right in my trap. You think I'm just some random white guy because of the flag? Guess what buddy, I got Brazilian blood.
It's over for you.
>>63960640
can I at least wear my leaf village headband, its a reminder of my mission to become the greatest warrior ever and have Sasuke-kun finally notice me
chad pillowfist mendes on suicide watch
>Lucan
>rough
>yfw Rockhold has Chris' older brother in his corner
Kimmel bringing the bants baiting Condor.
Good man.
>>63960729
i laughed at this post. upvoted
>>63960679
hes such a little fuccboi
I'm gonna heem myself for weeks to Mcmeme getting knocked the fuck out by Aldo
>>63960672
Hope he gets heemed by Aldo so bad IRA starts a civil war.
Any good fights from Dec 20-Jan 11?
>there are people itt who unironically think rockhold will win
That was shit.
Kimmel was a douche desu
STREAM FOR KIMMEL MCGOAT WHERE!?!?!
>>63960726
he's from Crumlin. If you were a true Irish mma fan you'd know that. Scrub
https://www.instagram.com/p/-zUfrIJJfs/
>>63960799
i did the junior cert with him kiddo
>>63960761
jab 2. lawler-condit. tumenov - larkin arlovski-miocic
>>63960795
You aint missing shit
Who should I root for in the 194 fights guys?
Not sure if I like Aldo
>>63960804
>aldo cant even speak for himself
kek
i ahte interviews like this, where the host clearly knows nothing about the sport of UFC
>>63960824
I hate them doing it so close to the fight when the fighters are clearly on edge cutting
do a media scrum or a phone interview and be done with it
>>63960838
yeah, Conor looks smaller this camp. Cutting muscle early to make the weight without iv.
People saying he wont survive lightweight are retarded,
he will be even better at lightweight
>>63960824
>the sport of UFC
Disregarding who actually wins the bangers right now, what kind of fights do you reckon Weidman/Rockhold and Aldo/McGregor will be?
I can see Weidman and Rockhold being an evenly matched war with both being in trouble at various times.
When I think about Aldo vs McGregor I feel like it's gonna be a huge blowout for one of them for some reason.
>>63960849
He'll be better wherever he goes. Conor is the GOAT. He will unify every single belt.
England is proud of Conor McGregor. A true Englishman.
>>63960850
Do you even meme?
>>63960872
ya just got memed on kid
>>63960849
He'd get obliterated. He had full cardio in round 1 and that manlet Mendes was wrestlefucking him.
Fuck lads
The hype is absolutely consuming me
I have entered the hype zone
>>63960849
There are some fantastic strikers in LW
That being said Conor's frame is just too big for FW, the only reason he's down there is to try and be a multi division champ but really he shouldn't be fighting that far down
way too much of a cut
>>63960870
The makeup makes his skin look smooth like that of a baby.
>>63960900
Took your time lad
>>63960900
Whats the mma scene like in Italy?
>>63960870
TYBEBCMcG
>>63960924
Shit afaik
Haven't really paid much attention to the regional scene though
who /LifeIsBeautiful/ here?
https://www.instagram.com/p/-sUt1rICIs/
:_:
Why doesn't Mighty Mouse get as much hype as everyone else?
>>63960969
midget
> Are you coming swimming with us Anon?
>>63960967
Jesus Christ she's such a qt
>>63960983
Do I have to take my shirt off?
>>63960983
No because I can't swim.
>>63960983
y-you too
>>63960979
>>63960969
But Almeida is a midget too
>>63960983
i-i'll stay here and mind the towels
>>63961005
who?
>>63960996
fatso
>>63960997
nigga
>>63960998
autist nerd
>>63961005
<3 Almeida
>>63960983
sorry babe I have a jammed packed busy day of heeming nerds on a Mongolian finger painting board
>>63961015
>this flag
>this post
Shit-tier fan tbqh
>>63961023
DUDE
>>63961023
canadian
>tfw no muzzies on my flight
Relieved as fuck desu
Also, in case of terrorists on a small plane what would be the best technique?
Flying kick or shoot for takedown?
>>63960983
Y-yeah just give me a minute. Just need to stay seated for no reason at all
>>63961040
WEED?
>>63960983
ive got no swimming gear, how about we skinny dip?
>>63960969
Ask yourself, why would John Doe Casual Bro want to watch a Mighty Mouse fight?
>>63961055
LMAO
>>63961060
the only reason John Do Casual Bro wants to watch any fight is because of hype and ONLY hype
>>63961057
>lol you're ugly!!!
>what a weird accent
>(he thought we were gonna skinny dip with him!!!)
>>63961067
sorry for Malvinas pham
>>63961060
Only way he could become successful would be if he became a popular videogame streamer, then he'd draw thousand of pasty 14 year olds to ufc events
>>63961078
s-stop you're giving me flashbacks
>>63961078
>what a weird accent
>impyling they wouldnt be wet af
>>63961085
Done and gone lad. Put it behinds us pham.
>>63961103
english and aussie accents are cool. irish people sound like either hobbits or buffoons
>>63961138
haha might want to ask some yank females lad, fucking gag for mick cock they do
Good morning lads, woke up 4am today, got the early shift at work, fml, couldnt watch tuf. Did murica win?
How does /heem/ feel about Joe leaving the UFC in august?
I'm gonna miss the memes so much.
>>63961216
What? No? Lie?
>>63961162
It went to a 3rd round but the murican ended up winning by split decision
>>63961216
He's not leaving. His contract expires at which point it will be renewed. At best he'll hold out a month or two to get the most money.
The UFC couldn't let Coker go, let alone Joe. Don't worry, he'll be around a while longer.
>>63961161
just asked one. she said scottish men are sexy, didn't even answer me when i asked about irish. sorry, homie
>>63961229
1:39:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGp9bQzl1Wk&user=PowerfulJRE
>>63961247
I hope you are right
>>63961258
>autism
was the moose johnson podcast boring or worth a listen?
>>63961268
yeah i figured you were. probably doesn't help your cause. hopefully you're 6'3 or taller and muscular
>>63961259
why is he so based bros
>>63961259
pls no
>>63961284
were you keked by a mick or something?
>>63961259
With Reebok, Stitch and Bert all going down inside one year, the UFC can't risk their core fanbase by losing Joe. They'll fork out the shekels to keep him. And even if he never works for the UFC again, they'll surely pay him not to go to a rival organisation. From Joes standpoint, he can either go with the UFC, or do nothing. The rest isn't as profitable.
I think he's just stirring the shit in lieu of the new contract so that he can get a little hype to arrange more muney.
Would you listen to Joe and Schaubs fight companion every event if Joe doesn't sign a new contract
>>63961303
I would agree with you if we were talking about anyone else, but Joe is too /WEEDLMAO/ to think like that.
He talked mad shit about reebok in this podcast too, so probably he is getting a little tired of some UFC bullshit.
Is Joe Rogan the greatest hype man in pro sports history?
>>63961326
yes
>>63961339
yes
>>63961328
I am 100% sure he is tired of the UFC/Dana/Zuffa/Reebok, but if he wants to stay in the business, thats the only way to do it. Also, why risk a falling out? If he just does a few more years and then retires, then he can manage his silly little podcast, live of his UFC money and live long enough to be inducted into the hall of fame.
He is pretty /weedlmao/, but most of it is a gimmick imo. He knows where the money is and what choice is the smart one.
Kimmel is 5'6" and he's 5 inches taller than McGoobz, WTF?
Funny how everyone has taken Aldo's leg kicks and lived to tell the tale.
"But dude that Faber fight 5 fucking years ago!!"
>>63961301
nope. i like irish people. i wish i knew some irish lads to party with
>>63961379
>yfw Aldo wrestlefucks Conor into late round sub
>>63961435
I can see it. Aldo is a great grappler. Not sure if he is strong enough to take down McGregor and keep him down.
I am ready for this.
can somebody give me a fucking run down of the whole reebok controversy. I missed the entire thing.
>>63961449
Does Luke Thomas have a mild case of Bells Palsy? His cheeks, specifically his sinus region, are discolored and stiff
>>63961435
i think Aldo will win a boring UD that confuses casual fans
>>63961472
They fucked up an Anderson Silva's new shirt by writing "Anderson Aldo".
They also got Machida's birthdate wrong on his shirt too.
>>63961521
:^)
>>63961444
If he can't stand with Conor then he will surely grapple.
>>63960983
I gotta go train in my GI first
Reminder: CONOR CAN GO ALL FOOKIN DAY
RUSHING MACHIDA IS LIKE WALKING INTO A
>>63961631
JERUSALEM
>>63961631
ROCKSTAR
>>63961631
PORTUGUESA
>>63961631
>Good morning fans and we are here in the Motor City for this game between the Detroit Lions and the Cleveland Browns which should be ....an okay game...and I'm here with my co-pilot Mike Goldberg. Good afternoon Mike.
>GOOD MORNING NFL FANS....AND WELCOME TO THE NFL NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE WEEK 11. TODAY'S GAME IS GOING TO PIN P4P NFL QUARTERBACKS MATTHEW "The Matt" STAFFORD AN JOHNNY "MONEY" MANZIEL IN AN ABSOLUTE BARN BURNER AN ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUD LIGHT
>Manziel gets sacked
>OOOOOOH ROCKED HIM
>Manziel gets sacked again
>OOOOOOOH HE ROCKED HIM AGAIN!
>Stafford has a hell of an arm on him doesn't he Mike?
>TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>What?
>MANZIEL HAS TO BE CAREFUL AND NOT RUN SO MUCH
>DID YOU KNOW TIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLORS FAVORITE TEAM IS THE DETROIT LIONS?
Why didn't they keep him? And why did they fire him? And why did he freak out? I need my Goldie fix.
>>63961259
>mighty mouse shilling hard for the reebok deal
>>63961950
Yeah i was almost a fan for a moment.
I feel like the upcoming 3 days will be the culmination of my fightfan career.
You guys think anybody will heem Holly or will she be the reigning champ for a little while.
>>63962053
Probably be champ for a little while unless Tate comes and wrestlefucks her.
>>63962053
pena sheems her
>>63962011
can a real fightfan resist the 3 day beating?>>63962053
I think Zingano would outwrestle her and then heem her in the later rounds
>>63962072
I think Tate stands a better shot at beating Holly than Ronda. At least right now.
>>63962085
>Zingano runs at Holly at soon as the fight starts and gets hit with some spinning shit and is heemed
>wakes up saying it isn't right and wish she could do it again
>>63962105
Yeah, Zingano got mentally fucked in that fight, but i think she will come back, watch.
>>63962114
I wish I could smell her panties.
>>63962053
Dude she dropped a split decision to Raquel Pennington
The only reason she looked so great against Ronda is because of Ronda's style, and styles make fights. Holly Holm is very beatable.
>>63962117
Best fightfu
>>63962125
Her camp claim she was holding back those fights to get Ronda and her camp to underestimate Holly.
>>63962125
That's what I was thinking. Ronda's style has worked very well for many fighters but not great at all against Holly
>>63962143
fuck I didn't finish my post.
Ronda's style has worked very well for many fighters but not great at all against Holly. While Holly's style could be beaten by many of the fighters in the UFC, it's a weird thing.
>>63962140
No source ever
>>63962157
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/20/9768974/ufc-193-news-coach-holly-holm-held-back-in-previous-fights-ronda-rousey
>>63962159
Thank you my white friend.
>>63962159
And what, you think that she somehow deliberately looked boring as shit against girls who wouldn't rush straight at her and now she's beast mode and will heem everyone? You people are silly.
Raquel adapted to her gameplan and got one judge's nod accordingly, now imagine a better fighter who can do that.
I swear you casuals think MMA runs on powerlevels or something, styles make fights
>>63962190
Calm down shitposter, i never claimed anything i just gave you sauce.
>>63962190
No one is denying that. It's more that having one of the best coaches in the sport shows. She has always said that she knew eventually she'll fight Ronda and took the appropriate steps to assure she does win.
That's kind of what happens when you have the best coaches and train with some of the best fighters. She deceived Ronda.
>>63962195
I clowned you.
>>63962202
So? I wasn't even talking about the Ronda fight, and she might have been holding back but we still what her style means against mid-level opponents who don't fall into the trap of trying to rush her down.
We are in for some awful title fights at WBW
>he hits like a beetch
>>63962226
You seem salty about Ronda losing. Holly held back, she didn't go 100% against her previous opponents. Mind games work.
>>63962234
I don't even like Ronda, you're being silly.
My entire point is about Holly Holm's style of fighting and that she isn't going to be sheeming everyone around, anyone who fights a smarter fight has a very good chance of going to a decision, and some of the top women might actually win that decision.
>>63962248
You're having trouble believing that Holly didn't hold back in previous fights. You deny that and instead assume it's because of styles.
Whilst I respect your opinion, her coaches beg to differ. Who would you listen to more? An Aussie (webm related) or her coaches (some of the best in MMA)?
>>63962262
That Holly did*
>>63962262
Why does her "holding back" change the way she fights? Is she going to assume a completely different fighting style from the one that got her to the party?
I know you'd like to believe that the Holly Holm you saw in the Ronda fight is going to be what you're seeing every time but it doesn't work that way man.
>>63962277
Holding back doesn't change the way one fights? What? Of course it does. It changes a lot. It worked which is apparent.
Mighty mouse came across as pretty cool on Rogan's podcast. The ufc countdowns made him look like a bit of a dick.
>>63962286
but she fought the same way against Ronda as she did her other opponents, footwork and counter punching
Difference is that Ronda tried to rush her down, the other two didn't.
I don't think you really know much about MMA
>>63962314
I think MM is a bit like DC, he's a cool dude but he gets too much into "selling the fight" and comes off really badly
>>63962351
No, she was a lot more aggressive against her other opponents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzxFgVYyMcE
>>63962367
because they wouldn't engage with her, whereas all Ronda did was try to engage with her
Styles make fights, how you can deny this I do not know
>>63960814
>Not sure if I like Aldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrekVtN_hTw
>>63962314
Yeah I agree. He was very tolerable.
Also cute pic.
>>63962376
I'm not denying that, I'm telling you that Holly and her camp played mind games with Ronda and her camp. They held back.
Watch Holly's LFC fights. She was finishing people regardless of style. She wasn't holding anything back. It showed in the Rousey fight.
>>63962386
OOWEEEEEEE
>>63962375
kek I haven't watched this in like a week
>>63962386
what is so hilarious about shopping for suits?
>>63962438
you'd understand if you weren't autistic
Randomly scroll through your heems folder and post the result
>>63962449
k senpai
NEW SCHAUBCAST LADS,
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-103
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-103
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-103
>>63962356
>I think MM is a bit like DC, he's a cool dude but he gets too much into "selling the fight" and comes off really badly
>MM
>"selling the fight"
This does not compute.
>>63962386
I think all champions should have tailored suits, courtesy of uncle Dana of course! How bad ass would Aldo look if he had fitted BLACK and WHITE suits, rocking the black shades with a gold belt over his shoulder?
> pic related; the good and the ugly.
>>63962376
This desu, no idea what that bong is saying
He's probably shook because he knows I'm coming for him and am going to shame him in front of his whole gym
>>63962458
dat ref tackle
>>63962477
Why this? Previous opponents have done the same thing Pennington did and got KTFO.
I know styles make fights, but Holly was holding back. He's denying that.
>>63962477
Wrong bong, but the moment you step off that plane, you're going to literally die. I've already notified the Sharia Police.
>>63962477
>italian flag
>literally in London
4ch flags confirmed for broken
>>63962452
Fuck man, what's your thought process if you're Herb Dean here? I love when the commission sets up a small ref or a woman ref for HW fights.
>>63962498
>Gatwick
You're so far away.
>>63962490
I doubt it desu.
Coaches say a lot of shit.
She got one judge scoring the fight against her. No coach would allow their fighter to fight such a close fight they risk losing. Also, how would having underwhelming victories help her get a title shot?
>>63962474
forgot pic
>>63962511
>help her get a title shot
If you're in hte Womens BW division, you don't need to worry about building your name to get a title shot. More so when your name is Holly Holm and you've got hype behind you.
That fight was ALWAYS inevitable. They threw her in early because of the lackluster fights. Thought it would be easier for Ronda no doubt, especially with Holly claiming she needs more time which indicates she isn't ready.
>>63962490
I doubt it desu.
Coaches say a lot of shit.
She got one judge scoring the fight against her. No coach would allow their fighter to fight such a close fight they risk losing. Also, how would having underwhelming victories help her get a title shot?
>>63962505
East croydon now lad
You better watch out
>>63962540
>East Croydon
I'll watch out from 187 miles away.
>>63962525
Fine, but losing would've definitely set her back. And she almost did. Don't know if that was part of her strategy
Also apologies for double reply
>>63962546
>not living in Landan
What's up with that m8
>>63962554
I'd rather live in my 97% white county m8.
>>63962561
Reported to ministry of thought crime and prevention
>>63962469
literally who?
>>63962568
Listen lad, just shut up or I'll travel to Croydon and fuck you up
>>63959567
/heem/ is friends
>>63962498
Posting from your phone?
>>63962625
This.
I am watching it with my buddies. You all might want to heem every here, but we're buddies.
Any boxing movies worth watching?
>>63962637
Creed was honestly pretty good. They had Stitch in it, too
>>63962642
Does it have any actual connection to the Rocky series? Rocky IV is a great movie.
>>63962637
I enjoyed Southpaw even though it's a bit cliche and predictable.
Creed is really good tho imo tbqhwyf
>>63962540
My nan lives in Croydon. You still there, pussy?
>>63962649
Delete this post
>>63962637
how about fight movies in general including boxing movies?
>>63962651
Yeah, Rocky is a major supporting character, biggest role besides Apollo Creed's son
>>63962662
Yeah, any fighting movies are welcomed. Pi is my favorite movie.
>>63962637
Rocky III
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63962666
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>>63962642
I laughed every time his dumb face came on screen
Please step aside because I could heem every here.
>>63962637
rocky 1, 4, balboa and supposedly creed
the hammer
snatch
undisputed
>>63962190
Leave it to Australia to be casual as fuck, have a fucking incorrect opinion, and be cocksure and belligerent about it. Never change my shit posting double digit IQ prison colony offspring <3
PS heem yourself with a spider
>>63962190
Well you seem new to the sport.
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