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December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2nd - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
> UFC 194 extended preview
https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
>TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call
https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
>UFC 194 conference call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
>Bisping vs Mousasi added to FN 83
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night
>rogan confirmed scared of cyborg
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma
>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
MMADigest update: http://youtu.be/Ji4E4mWz3E4
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
1st for Aldo > McGregor
>>63962666
>not new Fighter & the Kid podcast episode edition
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-103
>>63962666
GET YE GONE SATAN
>>63962672
First for Reebok (and Jessica Eye)
5th for London
>>63962692
>>63962672
Fuck, why did I reply to you? My bad family
>>63962694
post another schaub and ill knock the fucking meat out of your taco faggot
>>63962682
> not Schaub impregnated his maid edition
>>63962701
>>63962706
Next thread senpai
>>63962711
wow he looks really cute here
>>63962710
its sick its piss its revolting its insulting
1st for gay brock
Ricky Hatton can beat every UFC fighter with his left hand behind his back.
>>63962794
Chat shit get banged
>>63962745
rip crowbar
The GOAT boxer and band in one photo.
Updated
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>>63962826
forced meme is forced
nth for natty physiques
>Move of the Fight is brought to you by PACE SALSA, the OFFICIAL party time salsa of the U...F...C... "Push the pace, with PACE!"
>>63962835
Chad Mendes KO
Edson Barboza DEC
Evan Dunham DEC
Ryan LaFlare DEC
>>63962894
>Chad Mendes KO Frankie Edgar
>>63962893
Who else but Aldo has had a gun pointed at his head? I think there is no fear in this man.
>>63962899
Maynard KO'd him like four times
>mcgoobz sprints directly into a flying knee ala cub swanson
rip meme
>>63962914
Chad will brickwall his takedowns and catch him on the counter.
>>63962920
>conor doesnt have an adamantium chin and cant eat those knees all fookin day
he's literally immortal m8
How will Conrad react if he wins the belt? Will he have a humble moment like after the fight against Mendes and praise Aldo for the legend he is? And how would Aldo behave in that regard if he manages to defend his belt?
What's the most disgusting thing you would do to Miesha?
>>63962939
Aldo will thank McGregor for promoting the fight and walk out with his belt.
>>63962943
K-Kiss her on the cheek
>>63962939
This is how the fight goes. Everything you see in this webm is everything that happens in this fight.
>>63962943
I wouldn't want to do anything to her. It gets me harder when I imagine just taking her panties and smelling them everyday. Then one day getting into her laptop and looking at the porn she watches.
I'm going to cum.
>This post is about Miesha Tate and thus is an MMA related post
>>63962939
He will be gulping for air while drowning in DW cum.
On a serious note I can imagine he says a few good words about Aldo. Same goes for Aldo if he wins - doesn't seem to be any real hate between these two right?
>>63962964
>Aldo is religious
>McGregor is a fedora
>>63962969
>>63962983
How did this make you feel?
>>63962983
share share share
>>63962943
[spoiler]nothing, I'm a gentleman :^)[/spoiler]
>>63963009
No. I'm not leaking my sisters sex video onto the internet.
>>63963007
Extremely erect.
>>63962943
>>63962985
Female hair is all usually the same and not a big deal. But Meisha's hair is so perfect makesh her much hotter
>>63963032
She's just all woman.
>>63963016
Wow man, j guess we now know where your priorities really lie.
I wish I knew how to keylog my sister's laptop so I could get into all her stuff.
>>63963016
ungrateful ape
Mieshaposting?
How many of you have actually seen the room mate porn I leaked back then?
>this post is /HEEM/ related and approved by the british /HEEM/ historian
>>63963059
Yes
>>63963055
based, didn't have this one
>>63963055
fuuuckin hell
>>63962710
god damn he got heemed so hard he tried to grapple his opponents past self from seconds before
>>63963078
That's mean
too bad meisha has a disgusting kike nose
>>63963086
>Implying you wouldn't want to jizz on it and make that kike bitch your slave
>>63963092
SO CLOSE TO REVEALING THAT SWEET TATE PUSSY
>>63963095
i can't jizz if my dick is perma soft by her nose. maybe holly can heem her hard enough in the nose for dana to talk her to a plastic surgeon and get it fixed
>>63963086
It's not naturally that way.
>>63963110
meisha's got this weird resting face where it looks like she's always smelling something bad
Post Claudias.
>>63963129
>Post roid monkey
lolno
>>63963131
Literally the next champ.
Has Honda's mom said anything about her coach?
>>63963140
yes
>>63963146
publicly? since the holly match I mean
>>63963147
>something stinks in this bathroom im making my something stinks face
>>63963055
you can just tell she like alchohol and fucking
>>63963147
Wow. Just lost a lot of respect for Miesha.
>>63963158
Why? She was showing an eye injury IIRC.
>>63963158
heem yourself immediately
>>63963161
>something stinks in this hallway and I'm making my something stinks face again
>>63963092
Such a perfect body
>>63963156
Well you've got one right.
>>63963170
>>63963156
>>63963171
>something stinks in this gym and I'm making my something stinks face again
>>63963170
gross knees
>>63963181
I will literally tap u inside 20 seconds bro
>>63962826
Single digits lads
>>63963199
>damn this asian really stinks
How would McGregor defend against 3 ninjas with knifes?
>>63963206
>gets no replies to his stupid joke
>starts posting it in every thread because he's an obnoxious shithead
>>63963214
What joke? I was just checking to see what the 194 get was and if it would be a sign of something ominous to come.
>>63963212
Mc"Greg"or probably couldn't even handle one (1) man using the 3-point system. Too bad the Unified Rules and Bushido Code don't allow the use of pressure point attacks in sports cause they're too dangerous
>>63963212
use the black one as a human shield, they injure him and then you can easily out run the other two.
>>63963226
autism
Why was Bigfoot so mad la?
>>63963226
it kind of is
someone gonna get refballed?
also all the players on the field means no injuries
>>63963233
Then what about a chi tackle? Thought even if you get the KO it might give you convulsion (maybe that's why it's not used in UFC?)
>>63963259
never trust a man with a ponytail
>>63963259
I just broke out in laughter. What the fuck was that?
>>63963259
so fucking phony, i love it.
I imagine khabib and matt brown going around the world exposing crappy mcdojo cults.
thai clinch and knees or slamcity take you pick
>>63963266
just some yellow bamboo chi techniques.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TVR67ApSXY
This scene is around 6:00 mark
potatoniggers on suicide watch
HOLY SHIT
MCGREGOR IS OUT
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEMEMING BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE... FUCK
>>63963270
Oh yeah, I never heard them having any chi shield. How can they knee them if they can't even get within striking distance?
https://twitter.com/MikeBohnMMA/status/672266703993221120
>Rogan said he might not resign witth the UFC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63963309
A sentence later he said he might continue to do it for a long time.
>>63963316
am i wrong?
they look like the deflated ballsacks you see on traps
>>63963309
m8 that's legit terrifying
I need the OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63963326
Fight Companion
who /mrireland/ here
>>63963334
I'm 100% sure Dana wouldn't allow Fight Companion if Joe leaves
>>63963341
How could he stop it?
>>63963319
I want him to do it until he's like 80 years old. And accompanied by Goldie's son or something
>>63963349
Some jew shit about how you can hear the audio of the broadcast in the background
>Mighty Mouse saying that Paige could beat YoungJayCheck
what
>>63963339
good shit desu. Makwan is a funny guy, i want him to succeed.
>>63963356
Surely Dana wouldn't be a dick to a long time friend like Joe like that
>>63963356
Edmond replacing Rogan when?
>ch.champione
>byootiful byootiful
>she's knocking out championship boxers in the gym
>>63963309
I love his next idea though. him and bravo and a striking coach running a mma gym
>>63963357
Just banter
>>63963363
Randy Couture would like a word
>>63963357
>>63963368
Please tell me he didn't actually say this unironically
>The next morning, Mike returned to the hotel carrying a canvas bag. Moments after entering Room 909, he left again. As he walked toward the parking lot, a handful of armed DEA agents descended on him. Mike was arrested and booked on two federal drug charges. In the bag; twenty-one pounds of cocaine, with an estimated value of $242,000. A little later, DEA agents also arrested John White as he tried to enter the room. Mike was charged with taking the cocaine in lieu of legal fees to represent thirty-year-old Mark Monroe Northcutt. Known in gyms around the state as a steroid dealer, Northcutt was a body builder and power lifter who had been arrested six months before in Houston for possession of twenty-five kilos of cocaine. After his arrest, he had called a Dallas body builder named John Hoffman, whom Mike was representing on steroid charges, and asked his opinion of Wilson, apparently at the instigation of the DEA. "I loved Mike," Hoffman says. Northcutt agreed to set up Wilson. He made audio tapes of conversations with Mike, saying that he wanted the lawyer to represent him, but he had no money, only "product" that Mike could use. On one tape, Mike reportedly says, "I can’t do that; then I’d gel in trouble, too." During a phone call Northcutt taped with Hoffman, Northcutt complains that he can’t get Mike to come to Houston or answer his phone calls. Wilson, meanwhile, had asked another body builder friend. Keith Rowe, his opinion of Northcutt. Rowe told him: "A con from the word go." He warned Mike to be careful. "When [Wilson] was arrested, I knew instantly it was Northcutt, working his case off" Rowe says. Rowe says he can believe many things about Wilson, but not that he intended to sell the cocaine. "He wouldn’t deal drugs- never," Rowe says. "But he got screwed up on that shit."
tip top kek
>>63963316
>outlaw wrestling
How's /asp/ treating you la
>>63963376
I think he was completely serious. Rogan called him out on it too. DJ's argument was that Paige's pressure would disrupt Joanna's flow. It's within the first 20 or so minutes of the new JRE.
McGregor has a chin of granite
>>63963376
He did, his arguement sorta collapsed when Joe questioned him on it.
>>63963353
Life is too short to dedicate your life to one thing. If Joe thinks about this the day that contract comes in, he'll not sign the damn thing.
That being said if they double his pay he might change his tune.
>>63963388
>>63963393
Bloody hell DJ what are you smoking
favorite jre moments?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzBuD9fcI7M
>>63963278
>>63963281
>>63963285
was confirmed spooked for a couple of seconds
>>63963427
same lad.. these fuckin memers are going to give me heart attack!
>>63963309
He ain't retiring. Joes been working with fights since he was 16. Worth around 50 million with all his shit. He does this stuff for fun now
>>63963427
>he got hurt falling down some stairs at Jimmy Kimmel's studio
What willl be really gay is when Aldo suffers a vagina tear in sparring 4 days from now.
>>63963414
oh my fucking god
>just remembered what a 2-week Mendes did to McGregor
>put all my money on Aldo
>>63963495
That moment when mcgregor is complaining to the ref so he stand then them up
>>63963495
I don't know why I feel like Aldo is an easier matchup for McGregor than Mendes.
>>63963362
shame he's getting knocked out in Feb
>>63963523
He is
>>63963525
Mike 'Fuckin Worriah' Wilkinsion
>>63963505
That moment that never happened
>>63963534
>th-that's fucked up man
>>63963544
it did sweedebror
>>63963547
>>63963557
Will Cückström ever get back to the UFC or were the cückings that he received too much for him?
>just sitting and watching heems
Thanks for the WebM's friendos
>>63963561
he probably will, he recently won a fight outside the ufc by a RNC. I think it he will be back for the next Swedish card. I was there in Berlin when Based Noad Lahat memed on him
>>63963578
>Necktie
Slick moves, must be atleast a brown belt
>>63963578
The Gentle Art prevails
>>63963575
>headbutt KO
>all these Mieshas
>>63963603
this video makes me think holly will heem meisha
Post only 10/10 heems
>>63963599
satisfying to watch desu
>>63963380
>implying I go there anymore
/heem/ is the designated shitpost general now la
>>63963611
heh, you're not alone lad
>Muh Seth
>>63963615
No Cena no views tbqhwy
>>63963609
Fucking Lanklets
>>63963551
They never got stood up
>>63963628
WOOOOOWWW
>>63963609
>no KO but I love those big body keks
>>63963643
I just checked his Wikipedia page because I thought MVP was 32 for some reason, but check this weird shit out
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Page_(fighter)#Trivia
>>63963239
K1 level striking
>>63963638
>turns over so he can whomp him in the face while hes down
FIXED
>>63963659
He forgot to add that he is a Wikipedia editor
>>63963636
>>63963655
More lad
>>63963675
I love that wacky nigger
He barely trained and relentlessly went for a choke in one of his Bellator title defences against a much better ground guy because he dreamed that's how he would win.
Doesn't make for a great fighter but does make for a great character, sort of like Krazy Horse
1,340 UFC Reward points, only 148,660 away from a signed Ronda cut out.
>>63963693
I recognize that reaction image
>>63963705
Rare footage of an Aussie ref caring about a fighter's safety.
I wonder why they fly them out for all the Asian events anyways.
>>63963706
That last uppercut... He wanted to take his head clean off, didn't he?
>>63963718
My fucking god
>>63963658
Was this the greatest moment in mma history
>miesha tate will never sexually annihilate you
>>63963733
Nah, that'd be this
>>63963622
I could watch this all night.
I just might.
>>63963700
ganbate!
>>63963754
Amazing, need to save that once I get home
Did he go on to lose the fight?
>>63963815
>Dan "the meme" Miller
>Winning
kek
>>63963815
Palhares only loses to the best of the best
>>63963815
Yes he lost the fight and that's the reason palhares is an asshole when it comes to stopagges
>>63962953
could you imagine him doing that favela monkey dance after he beats conor, that would be the best
>>63963852
Hoping for something like this to be fully frank
>>63963861
Oh god yes
>trying to tap with his leg
>>63963754
LOL
>>63963899
can you make a webm o the blood pouring out of rampage's forehead onto the side of the ring?
>you now remember Chandella Powell
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/ybux6bv6bx709nc34odzdutyhkarxzfu
>>63963820
Dan Miller gave us possibly the sickest guillotine of all time.
>>63963984
I like how obviously SLOW Mario Yamasaki has gotten. Looks like an old man coming to the aid of his son getting beat up by the local crew bully.
>>63963984
>Dan "getting finished every fight" Henderson
He needs to retire
>>63964038
Every fight that he loses now he says "I think it was an early stoppage, I was concious the whole time"
>>63963964
I posted a rare chandella last week
People didn't know who she was
I died a little inside, they dont know about shandella but know all about mcgobbles memer, meme northcutt and meme vanzant
I see a stiffness when I look at this general, it's almost like you're posting in the mud general, I see stiffness and memes
>>63964057
ur mum saw stiffness last night, if you know what i mean
>>63964057
don't know about the rest of these schmuks but I'm keeping it nice and flowy over here
>taking a picture of yourself with the USADA test in your hand
>twice
>>63964091
>le totally not on drugs man
dana white is on mike & mike after the commercial break
stream:
http://zunox.hk/zunox1.html
>>63964136
illegal stream don't click
>>63963861
Holly should have done that to Ronda
>>63964136
>hep c commercial
>>63964136
ATTACK SITE
duck and weave the malware
>>63964136
he going to announce an injury on 194 isn't he?
>>63963744
>Bang Kuntz
>>63963744
Props to Bang for his gutsy performance but Kuntz not being able to beat the guy even when he's gassed to all fuck is pretty sad
I wonder if Rockhold surfs in this weather
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/3/9839826/scott-coker-bellator-would-love-to-have-a-fighter-like-ben-henderson
>"I think that my guys have reached out just to see if he is actually a free agent because sometimes they have an exclusive negotiation period," Coker told Sherdog. "So we’re going to wait and see wait his contract status is. If he is free, then yeah we’re goin"
Could Coker be a bigger beta? This is the kind of attitude that lost him rampage.
>Romero isn't on steroids
>Kennedy isn't a cheat
Making a comeback ready to destroy Mighty Mouse again check the UG
who /forgayjesus/ here ?
>>63964366
Was Miguel the original Renan?
>37-1 record
>WHAT A MUNNNNNNNSTERRRRRRRR
>>63963964
>marrying a softcore porn fiend
Deer lord
kek
>>63964379
Yeah except all my losses were early stoppages or fixed fights to build up unknowns
I'd wax Baraos ass inside 15 parsecs
How would you beat this woman?
>>63964409
le steroid man
I genuinly started crying tears laughing
I fimrly believe Lobov is a better smack talker than Connor
>>63964509
>coming from a guy who was literally gifted a spot on this show
>>63964509
srsly though I look forward to Artem losing fights and occasionally getting some vicious heems on Euro cards for years to come
https://youtu.be/V1R50LpFh_M
>>63964524
breh don't forget about le fix
Where is everyone? Let's talk MMA.
Where is everyone? Let's talk about Sage. We are one week away from his fight.
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/3/9839442/interview-sage-northcutt-tristar-ufc-fight-night-80-acting-modeling-mma
>>63964601
he left tristar early because it was to tough
>>63964589
Have you seen Strikeforce: Shamrock vs Le? It was a great card, I watched it after having a few drinks recently. Finishes up and down the card capped off by a great main event, it was an awesome experience.
>>63964609
Read the interview, he is going back up there for a few weeks after this fight.
#ANDSTILL
Aldo is literally free money
>>63964609
He left because he has a fight in a week and wants to train where he is more comfortable.
>>63964621
#THENEW
>>63964621
>>63964633
#MAJORITYDRAW
http://www.ufc.com/easports?utm_campaign
Who do you want on the cover of EA™ UFC™ 2™?
>>63964643
>le Jose will sub Conor
>Conor has a higher sub rate
>>63964643
>89% + 6 + 6
>101%
American education everybody
>>63964643
At least the character models are better
>>63964673
>Jones
>I am the niggest.jpg
>>63964673
>>63964656
They didn't teach you about rounding up in middle school Abdul?
>>63964730
>rounding up
>When it makes you go over 100%
Not eaten enough burgers today Amerikek?
>Me versus Jesus in the Octagon? I tell you what, there's not a man alive that can beat me. But Jesus ain't alive so I don't fucking know, maybe he can come back from the dead, I don't know. I'd still whoop his ass.
McGregor has cursed himself.
>>63964737
So you'd rather they put in 5.5 in there to appease your autism?
>be tutor
>tutor some dyke
>doesnt even take notes
why do I even bother
>>63964746
Yeah you kek
>be Dutch
>think /heem/ is your blog for your tutoring woes
>>63964759
Not as bad as that suicidal homo Brit
I am literally the only good poster in /heem/.
Everyone else can fight for the least awful.
>>63964759
>not enjoying my blogs
this bitch cried about how her teacher is shit and requested my aid
so I free my spare time(get paid tho) to tutor her some basic chem and then she doesnt even write anything down
>>63964756
Okay autismo
>tfw 194 is the only thing that keep you alive
I don't think I'll be able to make it to 2016
>>63964785
These whores are trying to fulfill their sexual fantasies involving some smart alpha teaching them a little more than they bargained for, you feel me.
The fact that you haven't fucked 1 (ONE) single girl you're tutoring goes to show how much of a little bitch beta male you are.
I'd slap you in the face if I ever saw you and knew who you were irl, and you'd just sit there and cry.
>>63964759
better than nothing
Reminder that this guy has a win over Conor:
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Artemij-Sitenkov-10155
>>63964740
his eyes seem so hollow, is it cause he has taken too many bangs to the head?
also aldo will win
>>63964809
I havent banged one because the're all dykes, unlike you I have standards
>>63964820
>his eyes seem so hollow, is it cause he has taken too many bangs to the head?
His eyes are brown, and it's because he's a shitskin.
>>63964823
I'd be a dyke too if the only 'men' I ever interacted with were pathetic scrawny little faggots like yourself. I'd spit in your face and you'd just accept it.
>>63964820
Those are the hollow eyes of an atheist.
>>63964823
You need to hit the gym
>>63964843
>spit in my face
You know if you did something silly shit like that then I would kill you right? I don't mean like fight you. I would literally kill you.
>>63964843
>trying to be alpha on an anonymous board
your insecurity shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBcUbqJlbQM
>>63964863
I think he just thinks he's funny
>>63964863
>thinking it's ever ok to not be alpha
see it's this mindset that makes women laugh at you behind your back, and even right to your face sometimes
>>63964862
You think I'd let it happen? No seriously, do you think I'd just let you kill me?
>>63964868
>funny
>I-it's j-just a joke right?
I could verbally degrade you in front of your entire family while you just awkwardly laughed. This is real. Deal with it, bitch.
mmmm yeah let's try that Jawn
>>63964868
>he
;]
how many bongs until 194?
what do we do to kill the time?
>>63964855
6'4 105kg 9%bf you tell me
>>63964916
pretend to be badass alphas
>>63964916
you can try to make america great again senpai
>>63964930
ur a big guy
>>63964916
contemplate the lack of meaning of your pathetic life.
That's what I do
Are they going to have the full harem of ring girls out for 194?
>>63964901
Give me a time and place
>>63964916
223 bongs 15 bings to prelims
>>63964999
trips confirming france is more keked than sweden
>>63964930
read that as 105lbs the first time
...imagine that. christ. true auschwitz mode
>>63965025
yeah life's a bitch, sadly.
>>63964843
That's the most american thing I've seen since yesterday's mass shooting
>>63965050
but it was muslims that did it
thats not very american
>>63964807
...but what about the return...of the true GOAT
>>63965061
dominick?
yeah i'm looking forward to it
>>63965061
Is gsp comming back confirmed?
>>63965047
didn't know it was that bad france
you'll return to glory i'm sure
http://www.webcountdown.de/?c=1449979200
countdown to 194
>>63965061
fedor's fighting december 31st, friend
Thoughts on Tecia Torres' new opponent?
>>63965071
hopefully not
i'd rather watch mighty mouse fight
>>63962706
>not Rondas busted up face
What do you guys think of Cerrone getting an IV exemption?
He's missing half his stomach and can't re-hydrate normally and doesn't cut much weight to begin with but people are comparing it to having a TRT exemption and still have paranoia from him popping for diuretics 8 years ago.
>>63965098
I hope she sheem's that boring puerto rican midget
>>63963861
So many things wrong with that webm
>Loose ass cage mat
>Tapping with leg when you could tap with hands
>Lady ref
>Lady ref putting herself in Americana while breaking up the submission
>That dance
>>63965171
Steroids should be allowed, unironically. You shouldn't be allowed to watch the sport if you disagree.
hey guys, time traveler here. Just thought I would give you a heads up on who the champs will be at the end of 2016.
HW: Werdum
LHW: JBJ
MW: Weidman
WW: Macdonald
LW: McGregor
FW: Aldo
BW: Cruz (he is out with injury though,returns in July of 2017)
FW: Cejudo
WBW: Holm
SW: Gadelha
If I told you who the champs are at the end of 2017 would just think I was a troll.
>>63965210
>BW: Cruz (he is out with injury though,returns in July of 2017)
Sounds about right
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/3/9842134/conor-mcgregor-jose-aldo-to-join-ronda-rousey-on-cover-of-ea-ufc-2-mma-ufc194
They are obviously aware of the curse
>>63965210
>FW: Aldo
>WW: Macdonald
lad...
>>63965210
Anyone who denies that there's some time travellers on /heem/ is just a straight up goof. Please go ahead and share the champs for 2017.
>>63965210
trump president?
>>63965243
>FW: Aldo
is right
MacDonald will never beat Condit or Lawler
>>63965239
Kek, they wanted to put Conor on so badly but didn't want to jinx the fight
>>63965261
>MacDonald will never beat Condit or Lawler
literally the dumbest thing ever posted on this forum.
>>63965239
>>63965269
No they just dinf want 2 losers on the cover of the next game
>>63965261
>FW: Aldo
>is right
>>63965269
>Belcher
>Dropping to 155
Wut
>>63965275
He's not physically able to compete for 5 rounds with a high-output high-damage striker like those two. MacDonald fans are weird. Robbie shattering his face probably changed him for good.
>>63965284
funny thing is, McGregor is the atheist and Aldo's the devout.
>tfw it isn't next week yet
>>63965303
>McGregor is the atheist
cite
>>63965250
Alright, here is the end of 2017. I know it's hard to believe where you all are right now.
HW: Mahkov
LHW: Rockhold
MW: Weidman
WW: Thompson
LW: Khabib
FW: Holloway
BW: Dillashaw
FW: Cejudo
WBW: Rousey
SW: PVZ
>>63965321
>That list
>>63965313
Kavanagh strongly implied it when asked why Conor doesn't thank God after his fights. Conor also just said he'd "whup" Jesus' arse. It's unlikely he's a man of faith.
>>63965321
Oh, and JBJ is on voluntary "sabbatical"
>>63965321
>LHW: Rockhold
>WW: Thompson
>FW: Holloway
>WBW: Rousey
>SW: PVZ
hahaha holy shit nigger
>>63965313
Jesus loves knockouts!
>>63965347
JBJ is on sabbatical after he beats DC and rumble. He later returns at heavyweight. DC retires after losing to JBJ for the title and Rockhold moves up to LHW after losing to Weidman. Weidman fights infrequently. Khabib returns at UFC 199. He works his way back to a title shot and destroys Conor. Aldo retires next year and Holloway beat Frankie for the vacant title.
>>63965321
>HW: Mahkov
it's HW, so anything is possible.
>LHW: Rockhold
eh.
>MW: Weidman
Possible
>WW: Thompson
Possible. Lawler/Condit are probably on their way out of the game as it is.
>LW: Khabib
Possible
>FW: Holloway
Possible, but unlikely.
>BW: Dillashaw
Possible.
>FW: Cejudo
Eh, maybe if MM retires.
>WBW: Rousey
>SW: PVZ
I don't see it happening.
i could absolutely heem every here. you guys arent on my mental or physical level, lean, explosive and fluid
>>63965387
get in my guard, I dare you.
>>63965387
>>63965387
you don't have abs
>>63965405
You have no manners.
>>63965401
whats your reach lad
>>63965405
sure i do. I have the same body as conor mcgregor, except i'm 6'1.
>>63965433
>no body hair
lil boy
>>63965433
>Gyno
nice titties
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/3/9842440/dana-white-says-holly-holm-vs-ronda-rousey-immediate-rematch-ufc-mma
>>63965428
69 inches
>>63965433
I don't see them and you have Calvin Klein underwear like a fuccboi.
You don't even deserve to be heemed my friend.
>>63965433
the way I would double leg you
>>63964621
>>63965453
>inb4 they force Holly to sit out for a year to give Ronda time to train
>>63964843
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you spit in my face John?
>>63962893
>tfw talking trash after breaking eye contact
>>63965387
>>63965433
mirin your lats desu senpai
>>63965518
Aldo is staring a whole through his head
He's going to fucking kill him
>it's a Tim Kennedy posts something Murican episode
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Ui6A6CvWE
>>63965464
family i would grab a single and sweep you flat on your ass, dive in and pull a neck crank on your ass while smothering your face with my palms and elbows to take your back nice and tightly like a fucking anaconda
>>63965533
conor?
>>63965533
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Ui6A6CvWE
are you a paki?
>>63962953
>mfw he heem Mcgoob in 5 seconds and then retire so there will never be any rematch
Post the fighters you want to win in the next five title fights
Rockhold
Aldo
Cerrone
Condit
Dillashaw
>>63965531
Cringe
>>63965543
No I just have a very good pretend Irish accent.
>>63965533
do more
>>63965548
>Rockhold
>Aldo
>Cerrone
>Condit
>Dillashaw
same desu
>>63965533
POO
>>63965531
Is it even confirmed that the guy was a terrorist? I
thought it was a christian couple
https://streamable.com/hiwy
UFC is about to push Conor like never before now that Rousey is blowing Hapa's dick through a straw
>>63965433
I would kiss you so hard m8
>>63965552
>very good
>>63965599
U mirin?
>>63965536
>you
>taking me down
I honestly have ELITE TDD
>tfw I have the best body so far in /heem/
>>63965617
>tfw i;m a 6 ft 2 greek god and you'll never get to see
>>63964930
Post a pic. Because I really doubt you're coming in like a pro fitness model
>>63965557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wm1LpPJJfV
>>63965634
>This is a 10/10 heem poster
>>63965522
>>63965584
whats with this straight gay shit i posted my body to make you jealous
>>63965617
>tfw I have the best butterfly guard in the past 6 months of /heem/
>>63965627
>tfw I'm older than Rockhold and Weidman, but I told a girl yesterday I'm 20 and she believed me immediately
>>63965652
you're fit m8 can't help it, only way I would feel jealous is if you were in another mans arms
>>63965661
>tfw out with the lads
>i'm the oldest one
>Always get ID
Shit desu senpai
>>63965628
>implying you're not that gay american who keeps posting his crushes on here
nice try faggot
>>63965673
it's a good thing to be honest, i literally could have said 17 but then she would have asked why i wasn't in school
>>63965695
>tfw I was 18 I used to get really offended when asked for ID
>tfw now I'm 26 I take it as a compliment
>>63965705
>getting carded for cough medicine when you're 32
>>63963339
W-whats a Kurd lads?
Are they dangerous?
>>63965705
>tfw 23
>Seriously look 17 if i shave
Guess it's better than looking old
>>63965579
who's this semen demon?
>>63965720
kurds are the gypsy of the middle east, no one like them there but now people thinks they're some sort of heroes because they fight ISIS
>>63965777
>no one like them but now people thinks they're some sort of heroes because they fight ISIS
so they are basically french?
BEYOND IMAGINATION
>>63965792
I can't believe he is a successful standup comedian.
>>63965679
Cool. Then I'm 6'5", 235 lbs 8% bodyfat, all natural. I total 1500, and am a BJJ black belt with a ten inch cock
Let's compile a list of essential Goldie core
>AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL
>>63965818
>JUST LIKE THAT
MMABeat Starts in 20 bings ft. The return of c
So what are the brackets for TUF next wednesday?
>>63965818
HERE.WE.GO
>>63965818
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>that feel when you know you could literally heem everyone here
>>63965865
Julian vs Artem
Saul vs the other guy
Posting in /heem/ is a beatiful experience, almost like an outter body experience and it becomes very addictive. So that's what you seeing here, I'm addicted to that feeling. I will do anything to get in here again to shitpost again
>>63965882
Denmark is the most HEEMless of lands.
Come back to me when you have the GOAT of all time ever in history forever and beyond from your country.
>>63965818
TONIGHT'S CLOCK IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY _____
>>63965897
What does Connors cock taste like?
>>63965818
4G LTE FOR ALL
>>63965818
>Very X-esque in his Y is Z, Joe
>>63965818
AS YOU MENTIONED JOE
>>63965818
>CORN... TO THE CORE
>>63965918
Beneil Dariush is that you?
>>63965926
TAKES LOT OF ENERGY TO USE A PROXY
>>63964509
>no more presents
>coming from the guy that was literally gifted his place in the show after he lost in the first round
I hope that weird hunchbacklooking American heem him the fuck out.
>>63965897
i can't wait until he dies a few days
>>63965938
CHAT
listen 4 four guys talk about literally nothing for an hour
>>63962835
Thanks for your hard work Predictionkek
>>63965818
AND IT IS ALL OVER
>luke wearing all black to not look so fat
why doesn't he try drinking water instead?
>>63966012
because he is a pleb that tips his fedora quite frequently
>>63966012
IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE A WATER DRINKER
holy fuck jeff can't speak
>people needing to drink to enjoy the fights in vegas
>>63966063
>he doesn't watch the fights while hammered
>>63964740
Atheists: 1
Christians: btfo
>>63966073
If you get drunk while watching MMA you're not a fight fan.
>>63966086
>questioning my fight fan status
You can talk when you have to stay up till 5 am n8
>he doesnt smoke weed, drink, and heemspeak during the fights
sdmh tbqphwy familia
>>63966095
if you can't stay sober for MMA, do it for yourself, have some respect for your mind and body
>>63966095
Do you like Flyweight? If so, you are a True Fight Fan
>>63966109
DJ and Joe are fun to watch
>>63966109
Benavidez vs. Dodson might be fun
>>63966117
Dodson moved up though.
>bat-s'ery
>>63965818
X WITH THE TEEP!!
>>63965897
>implying vikings are superior to potato poverty fags
>>63966143
they literally conquered ireland
>yfw Doo Ho Choi is about to get a tittle shot and gets drafted to the military
>>63966112
Speaking of Mighty Mouse, does anybody have that gif of him slipping in between Herb Dean's legs? It was from his last fight
>>63965818
THERE IS ONE OF THOSE LEGKICKS JOE
>>63966143
>implying modern day Scandinavians even remotely resemble vikings in their
disposition. Vikings = steal women from other countries.
Modern Scandinavians = watch women get raped by mudslimes and say nothing while feminists invite more.
Valhalla closed its gates to you losers a long time ago.
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what emotion is this face conveying
>>63966267
the fuck is up with his face
>>63965818
BUD LIGHT - THE PERFECT BEER ... FOR WHATEVER HAPPENS
>>63966267
American pride.
>>63966267
laughing and awkwardness, more than anything because of the stupid camera in his face
>>63966267
>my feet hurt
>jeff in charge of quality control
>can't string together 5 words
>>63966301
what the fuck
>>63966301
Thanks bro
>>63966301
>filename
kek
luke blowing reebok the fuck out
@arielhelwani
Like with 193, an Aldo v McGregor "Embedded" hour-long special will air on FOX this Saturday. The 193 one did approx a million viewers.
>>63966404
I'm hyped as fuck already
>>63966404
Cool, good to know exactly when it starts instead of constantly checking YouTube.
>>63966404
>Watching the it's about time promo again
I AM SO FUCKING HYPE
>>63963604
I hate this meme
>>63963458
i only come here for australian shit posts and this is the funniest thing i've seen on this website
>>63963458
I'm glad >>63966506 pointed this out before the thread died
Now that she's champion, what do you think about Holly's first two UFC fights?
>>63966543
le hiding my true potential faec
>>63966543
i think she has abused the fuck out of steroids
>>63966543
>inb4 someone claims that she was holding back like Winkeljohn stated
She denied that already.
>>63966543
BROOO i got some friends down at jacksons and in Denver who are telling me that she intentionally has been holding back in her UFC performances on purpose
>>63966543
ronda vs holly will become a trilogy and we won't see her fighting other girls
NEW THREAD
>>63966571
>>63966571
>>63966571
>>63966565
you know better than anyone else that jones and ronda will come back on the same pay per view card to take back their belts
>>63966480
I cannot believe UFC took down the Rule The Wolrd 189 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY_xD58kJhA
>>63966580
holy fuck i hate mcgregor. seriously cant wait for him to lose.
>>63966580
fucking Mcmeme I just want him to get knocked out
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