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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2nd - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
> UFC 194 extended preview
https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
>TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call
https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
>UFC 194 conference call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
>Bisping vs Mousasi added to FN 83
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night
>rogan confirmed scared of cyborg
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma
>Jews did 9/11 proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPB9rpt45Q
>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
MMADigest update: http://youtu.be/Ji4E4mWz3E4
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
VAN BUREN DESU
less than 10 days left of Weidman's title "reign"
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
>63966480
I cannot believe UFC took down the Rule The Wolrd 189 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY_xD58kJhA
>>63966597
good, fuck any cunt who tries to cover based British 80s tunage
>Card is still intact
THANK YOU BASED MMA GODS
>>63966583
Why do you think Rockhold will win?
>>63966583
Chris will put his hands on rockhold and it will be like DC Jones again.
>>63966606
>event is next week
Why do I feel like I'm still holding my breath?
>>63966610
check the archive, cba to tell every casual who asks this because they only just turned up
>>63966559
>>63966551
She had a completely different gameplan against Pennington and Reneau, and won those fights EASILY.
Would you want his life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcWh9MHF8SQ
>>63966590
>tfw you'll never make passionate love to a sweaty Valerie
Reminder that Conrad will knock Aldo in the first
>>63966627
I would up until Dec 12th, then his life is gonna get real shit real quick
I reckon I'd take MacGregor lads.
>>63966641
Reporting for posting non Reebok brands
>>63966647
>>63966627
>"white"
>>63966620
In other words, you've got nothing.
It's too late for you to join the team, but you can still save your soul.
>>63966658
yawn, you're in 3 months ago mode m8 keep up
>>63966649
Pls post Jessica Eye
>>63966627
wait they've been together since she was 9?
>>63966681
Since she was in 9th grade
Where was The Chris' retarded son? The one that wore a cycling helmet all the time
>>63966647
fightsisfu
I used to read though every /heem/ thread but now they go so fast. I'll be reading along and reply to a comment but then I get to the bottom and realized everyone left the thread an hour ago and the person I replied to will never even see the (You).
>>63966571
>>Jews did 9/11 proof
Thanks for including this in the OP, OP. People need to know.
>>63966701
Threads will be slower once 194 is over and half the posters permaheem themselves
>>63966710
Also, "I'll delete you chin" is hilarious. I actually went and ctrl-fd through the previous threads to find it.
>>63966701
I know this feel too well. It sucks. Should pass once 194 is over.
>>63966701
fucking this
after the RDA/Cerrone fight we will have a quiet few weeks like last time though. Will have some based heembro posting for a few weeks until the next casual draw card comes along
I only watch cute fighters :3
>>63966730
It's going to be a giant feels thread after RDA/Cowboy since it's the holidays and people will be here fawning over the newest JJ post where she has some kooky Christmas hat or other fighters enjoying their lives
>>63966766
>tfw no friends or family but won't be alone at Christmas thanks to heem
>Aldo vs McGregor is for the EA UFC cover picture with Ronda
>>63966802
So stupid. I thought it was going to be a vote?
Reply to this post to confess /heem/ related opinions you normally wouldn't admit:
>I honestly hespec McGregor but I would never admit it to these irish shitposters
>Dockbro was on the way to demask lmaobud but got the wrong person in the end. Some poor mudslim had to be fed to the masses.
>>63966621
All these lefts in webm related are basically completely absent in Holly's other fights.
>>63966588
Should have one for the WHOLE weekend.
>>63966588
Paige
Chiesa
Sage
Theodorou
>>63966826
I like wmma
>>63966826
>i couldn't heem every here
>i don't train in a gi 3 times a week minimum
>>63966832
Become the change you want to see in the world.
>>63966817
Yeah but Honda lost so they need to put a champion ONNIT.com
>>63966826
How have I never seen that picture before?!
wouldwallpaper/10 if I didn't have normie people at my place occasionally.
>>63966826
>>Dockbro was on the way to demask lmaobud but got the wrong person in the end. Some poor mudslim had to be fed to the masses.
Then why did all those accounts with the muslim get deleted? I dont think it was the wrong person. I think you think its fucked that someone here got doxxed and youre trying to help him save face.
>>63966858
Shame on you desu
http://youtu.be/IGFDhe2UJbA
Did Dana give her the goofballs?
>>63966895
absolutely
>>63966890
not that German, but the conclusion to adan who was found on reddit/twitter (and whose accounts were deleted) to the instagram muslim whose pictures ended up being spammed was nothing but the name Adan. That's pretty weak.
>>63966891
>he trains in a gi
Fresh McGregor on the brink
https://youtu.be/X7h_ih586_0
>>63966895
you don't unironically think she was the most qualified person for the job, do you?
>>63966847
>>63966571
Just got round to watching that 194 extended preview
THE HYPE IS LITERALLY BEYOND IMAGINATION
>>63966895
someone find her twitter/instagram
>JOE-SAY IS NUT TING TO ME
>I AM DA YEW EFF CEE
>HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET YEH?
>>63967018
https://www.instagram.com/mollyqerim/
https://twitter.com/mollyqerim?lang=de
wasn't that hard.
>>63967018
@mollyqerim
>>63966957
I love the slow trickle of videos like this we are getting.
That Demetrious Johnson episode was fucking great
>>63967054
Embedded soon too.
>>63966951
>implying
>>63967059
Haven't have it a listen yet, why do you say it's so good? Lots of useful insight?
>>63966957
I tell you guys something. In all my years of sparring, I would hate to go against McGregor. A lot of people who never fought don't get just how awkward of a fighter he really is inside the Octagon. Aside from his off tempo punches, his psychological warfare must be daunting to his opponent. Just look at 2:02 for reference. That's the smile of a face who's completely comfortable with his abilities as a fighter and a troll one at that.
>>63967087
>his psychological warfare must be daunting to his opponent
Unless you don't speak English
>>63967040
>>63967043
>molly qerim
>qerim
I know a turk called kerim, does that make her a turk too
germany what do you think
Quick name as many fighters as you can with the initials RG
I'll give you one for free
>Royce Gracie
>>63967114
Royler Gracie
>>63967114
Richard Gracie
>>63967114
Roger Gracie
>>63967114
Roger Gracie
>>63967114
renzo gracie, ryan gracie
>>63967109
I trust wikipedia
Qerim is half Albanian[5] and also of Middle Eastern and Mediterranean descent.[6]
So she's not white.
>>63967114
Rener Gracie
>>63967114
Rashad Gracie
>>63966826
I find women's mma far more interesting than men's.
>>63967131
Fuccboi
>>63967114
Rory Gracie
>>63967114
Royler Gracie
>>63967142
its middle eastern because its a muslim name, but the way its spelled is mostly turkish except for the Q
so albanian it is, wood still bang her
So, you think Sexyama will have another fight ever again after being ROBBED last Fight Night?
>>63967114
Ronda Gracie
>>63966945
Nah. I went back and checked
user that stole a comment from heem/ and posted it on /r/mma and also had a comment history full of lmaobudspeak = delatriangle
youtube account called dela triangle had adanelmi in the channel URL
All accounts connected to adan elmi has rare pepe and other /sp/ memes.
The evidence is solid.
>>63967173
hes a big draw in korea, so yes
How far away does UFC 194 have to be before you're willing to accept we'll get to see the card injury-free?
>>63967114
Ronor Gregor
>>63967207
Next Saturday night desu
>>63967207
When Dana and Joe are screaming for me to watch it after the prelims
>>63967083
DJ is great to listen too and they talk about a lot of interessting topics. his training, why ronda fucked up, reebok, weightcutting
>>63967207
After weigh ins after what happened with Barao
Wake up Jose
It is all over
>>63967207
I accepted it like 2 months ago.
>>63967287
Remind me what happened with Barao.
>>63967374
Heemed in a bathtub
>>63967207
Day of
>>63967234
Then you remember Stefan pulled out on the night.
>>63967374
Passed out before making weight resulting in a one day replacement joe soto who did better than barao in his 2 attempts
>Beautiful champione
What did he mean by this?
why is ireland permitted to insult jews on this board?
>>63967413
Wasn't that amazing? Siti actually went all 5 rounds. What the fuck.
>>63967453
Conor is a Jew
Weidman is finished
>>63967457
Yeah Joe Soto's accurate striking managed to surprise dillashaw especially in the first. Barao's hook heavy striking just doesn't work against someone like dillashaw, or cruz
>>63967497
nice furry porn
>>63967497
Rockhold is 'ard as fuck. Not even scared to sexually assault a Tiger.
>>63967497
>keeping tigers in cages
fucking human scum
>>63967536
>implying that's not the cage Rockhold lives in and the tiger isn't there for him to eat
>>63967497
Wow grabbing some domesticated, probably drugged animal. So badass. Almost as badass as heeming a horse.
>>63967536
>keeping daughters in basements instead
>>63967497
>Grabbing a Tiger's balls
Chris will run a clinic on this pretender.
To everyone else, join the team now.
>>63967497
Poor tiger
>>63967497
That poor thing
>>63966588
>all of these people picking paige vanzant
rose should literally find a new career if she loses this fight
>>63966921
>absolutely
>>63966957
Conor needs to say 'fresh' more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FGutgfhvs
>trying to make it out like these places are tough to grow up in
>>63967593
>3-2
>>63967114
Rickson Gracie
Reminder that Conor lost to this guy:
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Artemij-Sitenkov-10155
>>63967593
Plants Vs. Zombies is actually a pretty good fighter with good coaching. She's nowhere near Joanna or Claudia yet, but she has the potential for sure. I still think Rose will win, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if PVZ pulls it off.
>>63967630
I know. Has Frankie ever been to the mean streets of West Lynn? I doubt it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM
>>63967660
>15-14 record
>tfw I could heem every here
>>63967672
how the fuck is he not in the WWE?
>>63967536
>>63967560
>>63967581
>>63967586
heem yourselves
>>63967672
Chael is a fuccboi
>>63967691
Hey frog don't steal my shit
>>63967660
and Aldo lost to this guy
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Luciano-Azevedo-7919
>>63967696
>being a animal abuser nigger
permanently heem yourself tbqh
>>63967630
that jersey shore wife
>>63967672
Man Chael is a great actor
>>63967682
>muh record
it's easy to get a squeaky clean record when you only take fights against soccer moms and frat boys
>>63967719
Way better than the other one tbqh.
>>63967760
Not the point, also you should really not talk when you're from argentina
>>63967800
Calm down Nasheem.
We don't even exist in this list.
You are 2nd.
http://www.wonderslist.com/top-10-countries-with-maximum-rape-crimes/
>>63967760
see the difference is that Conor had no jew jitz and tapped to a guy whose 15 wins are all by submissiom, while Jose was beat the fuck up and choked out
>>63967823
Yea because argentinian rape is probably reported at the same rate right.
>tfw all the fighters you support lose at 194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZioWXm0ZY
were you ever this thin?
>>63967833
no the difference is that were those two bouts happening today only Aldo's fight would have a different outcome
>>63967882
where are her organs supposed to be? There's literally no space for them.
>>63967846
It's really awful liking a fighter and then seeing them get their shit kicked in
Not a nice feel at all
>>63967846
>supporting Aldo, Rockhold, Jacare, Maia and Stephens
what kind of weirdo are you m8?
>>63967940
>Jacare
>Losing
>>63967926
obviously there is you faggot retard who doesn't know shit about anatomy
>>63967957
>you faggot retard
wew lad
>>63967957
Why are you so angry?
>>63966889
fresh OC by a burgerbro (about 3-4 days old)
>>63967953
>Romero
>Not heeming Jacare
Yoel can't be stopped
>>63967742
he is basicly jersey shore
>jersey shore haircut
>jersey shore face
>jersey shore height
>jersey shore genetics
>lives in jersey shore
>>63967953
>roidy cuban jesus man
>losing
>>63967184
Ok, thanks for clearing it up.
>>63966571
First post in a heem thread
Who /irishmasterrace/ here?
Moynalty,IRL checking in
>>63968014
>smoking
>>63967957
It's pretty clear to see that she's way to skinny. That can't be healthy, I don't need to be an expert on anatomy to see that.
>>63967846
feels good being a Rockhold fan desu he won't let me down like Machida
>>63968014
>using a bic
enjoy that slow and painful death with an oxygen canister
>>63968041
>implying
I may smoke a pinch of weed out a an apple a few times a month but no cigarettes for me. Bears lighter is carried in my day pack for hiking.
part of me hates that Kingdom is yet another tv show wtih a femme fatale who looks like a total weakling, especially for an mma fighter
but then when you see the hips and the bunda I'm kinda ok with it
>>63968014
armagh here senpai
>>63968059
Enjoy getting BTFO by the IRA so hard you're forced to give them independence. just like you did to USA by losing to farmers with rifles. TOP Lel ahmed
>>63968124
enjoy getting shot
>>63968103
Her ass in those booty shorts looked great.
>>63968103
This thread is for mixed martial arts discussion. Not actresses.
I'm unfamiliar with the whole IRA things. The IRA are terrorists right? And it has to do with them being Catholics and hating Protestants?
>>63968147
so no Conor discussion allowed?
>>63968158
IRA are nasty cunts who bomb children in the name of religion and politics
protestantism is best ism
>>63967650
how come rickson didnt fight sakuraba, scared desu
>>63968138
>come to America
>hear about all the gun violence in Chicago and everywhere else
>realize it's only black crack dealers killing each other and the police don't even bother to investigate perpetuating the cycle
>now the occasional muslim shooter kills some autistic kids that will sure up our borders
Wew. Feels good to live in the greatest land on this earth desu. My father has already invested in several firearms and we go shooting in rural IL with our neighbors. People are much more friendly here.
>>63968193
>he doesn't live by the coast
>>63968185
aren't they the reason there aren't are so few trash cans in London particularly by the Tube?
>>63968158
it has very little to do with religion
>>63968191
I like Rickson but he was a bit of a pussy intent on keeping his record perfect. Even these days he refers to himself as the best ever
btw you're the first person other than me I've seen mention him in heem, <3
>>63968185
Meh killing any non-Irish catholic is a win in my book. Take a few minutes to read how shitty England treated Ireland over the course of their domination. They had it coming.
>>63968246
yh m8 they bombed their own people as well, and their leaders deliberately stalled peace talks and negotiations just to keep the killings up
>>63968224
Manchester too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_biPEdthlk
this trailer is so good
>>63968103
>not posting said bunda
>>63968246
>murdering english children is a win
>>63968222
>living by a coast
Sadly this is European "education" at its finest. Chicago is pretty much the GOAT city. The suburbs provide a perfect blend of city life and rural county. I love it tbhfam. Trust me my parents (both in medical field) didn't research every aspect of life before moving here..
>>63968282
Guess you'll just have to watch the entire series from start to finish :)
>>63968274
i like this one desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFF_KnhOB4
>please show up december 12
>>63968246
>Meh killing any non-muslims is a win in my book. Take a few minutes to read how shitty America treated the middle east over the course of their domination. They had it coming.
>>63968289
nice blog
>>63968288
>murdering Irish children is ok
>>63968289
>he doesn't live 30 minutes away from both a mountain range and the ocean
heem urself
>>63968272
Keep spewing your lies. The English had what's coming to them. Your country is worse than israel. Passive shit government and let minorities take over their native population. Socialism at it's finest
>>63968326
>this has anything to do with my post
>>63968318
>it's ok to murder english children because their grandparents murdered irish children
>>63968045
yes you do because you're wrong
>>63968326
So IRA are similar to the PLO in that theyre brave freedom fighters fighting an oppressive empire? I can support that cause.
When I'm in Vegas for 194, should I causally mention to Irish people that Im pro IRA? Will that win my some friends?
Why does Joanna eat so many eggs?
>>63968289
Chicago sucks. Probably the worst "big city" in the US and also the most boring "big city" in the midwest. Others have some sort of gritty character that slaps you in the face. Chicago is... nothing.
>>63966588
Paige VZ
Chiesa
Northcutt
Elias
>we din do nuffin
>>63968347
wear camo and a ski mask and carry some pipe bombs too, will win u loads of friends
>The state of this thread
Heem yourselves
>>63968341
no u. I think she most likely has like half a stomach like Cerrone, there's literally not enough space for a healthy womens organs to fit into that tiny tummy.
>>63968319
We have plenty of lakes. Including a great lake. :-) all minutes away. That and the most fertile soil on planet earth. Garnering is great . brb checking out my veritable garden during this mild elnino inspired winter
>>63968313
Just replying to your obsessive comments :-/
>>63968360
>NEET kek in charge of tell people who's city is shit
Keep telling yourself Illinois is shit. NOT my first time in the states and IL BTFO any state I've ever visited
>>63968347
Yes. Americans love Irish people. I get laid all the time and grills want to husband me because I'm cute and loaded which helps.
>>63968335
Calm down, Muhammad.
/HEEM/
MMA DISCUSSION
FIGHTAN
POST TOP HEEMS
>>63968367
you sound like a fat middle aged woman in the comments section of facebook
>>63968434
>not hands of heem sleepy
>>63968289
>Chicago is pretty much the GOAT city
My sides. Stop reading after that
>>63968457
he wasn't even out, he was a bit rocked nothing more
>>63968434
>>63968457
post him heeming yves edwards tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_pTy7OVxWE
brendan and bryan tell more of their awesome and entertaining stories
>>63968480
>he wasn't even out,
>>63968124
You clearly do not know your history.
So, who is the second toughest person on /heem/?
>>63968441
great, now you resort to fatshaming.
>>63968326
>Literally America talking about morals right now
My sides are in overdrive
>>63968410
who is /heem/enov fighting at 195?
is there a card on December 31th?
I'd like to watch mma since I'll be alone
>>63968583
December 31st is New Year's Eve, that big Rizin card is that night
The angry swede
His hissy fits alone would scare the shit out of me
>tfw there are people posting right now who don't even have gifs
>>63968603
Oops meant for >>63968524
>>63968524
Well i'm the first so
>i'm a big black man
>can heem every here
>especially little pale white bois
>>63968524
You.
>>63968630
> I'm a traveller
> Can heem every here
> I'll bring my 4 brothers to the fight with knives
> Gives me the mental edge
>>63968524
1. me
2. krang
POWER GAP
99999. you
>>63968649
I've got 5 older brothers. We're all 6'5 big black men. We'll heem you all and then rape your tight little white boipussi
Redpill me on Luke Cvckhold
>>63968672
yes
>>63968672
maybe
>>63968672
Handsome chap with the best physical and mental attributes in the division on top of the most well rounded skillset (which are all at a top level so we aren't talking jack of all trades master of none here, more like master of all)
>>63968672
i dont know
>>63968663
I'll John Fury you and rip your eyeball from your socket.
>>63968410
all these heems no lawler...
ther's lineland, adlan, manhoef, macdonald, he has about 8 highlight reel KOs out of all his tko finishes
>this is tomorrow
http://youtu.be/Xcf8ZRmyr9o
>>63968704
>anyone in mma
>a master of anything
>anyone even close to being a good boxer
>>63968663
look lad
Chat shit and you'll get banged
>>63968663
Only 6'2 here and I would rip your head off and shit down ur neck
>>63968729
Fuck off you 5'2 little frog. I'll literally murder you.
>>63968672
redpill on him? it's hard to say what is the truth of his skill level, same with rockhold. he beat kennedy and jacare in 5 rounders and went to decision, the two inferior versions of weidman with t-rex arms which is the closest we can get to how this fight will go down. better kicks versus better punching with both being fairly elite on the ground. weidman quit drinking so he will easily make weight and have energy, no need for a coasting round
>>63968724
> Khabib
> not a master wrestler
Come back when you've studied more UFC.
>>63968724
>there are no good boxers in mma
>>63968746
>>63968729
>countries without a single decent fighter
i don't think mcgregor is going to do it and this makes me sad
>>63968724
>Jacare is not a master grappler
kek yourself
>>63968729
>Fedor will never be your dad
>Aleksander will never be your crazy uncle that take you to the prostitutes for your 16th birthday
;_;
>>63968764
Tyson Fury > the nation of Sweden
>>63968764
>Kekstafson
>Good
>>63968769
>>63968755
alright alright, there are good grapplers
>>63968764
>kekstaffson talking
>>63966590
such a milf
>>63968792
>>63968786
Gustafsson is literally the only decent white fighter at higher weightclasses.
>>63968764
Neither do you guys. Gus got kucked by black bulls.
>>63968768
>talk your way to a title shot
>lose because of lack of ground game
Why does that make you sad? He's had this coming for a while now
>>63968781
Sorry mate, he's Irish.
> Note the harp, Green, white and orange shorts
>>63968558
C
U
C
K
E
D
>>63968804
le kukflying swede
>>63968811
>Irish
Dad born in England? Fury born in England? He's English.
>God Save the Queen before his fights?
English lad.
>>63968811
>Englands brave sir Tyson Fury
>Anything but English
>>63968804
He's better than decent, he's world class, especially when you consider how shit tier his training camp is. Anyone who says otherwise is just memeing
Akiyama got robbed in the last fight imo
Aside from the near stoppage in round 2 Mina wasn't nearly as effective as Akiyama was, and constantly falling down and stalling in round 3 was downright pathetic tbqh
Fucking stupid judges.
>>63968806
Gustafsson put up better fights than any british MMA fighter or boxer ever has.
What the fuck is up with british boxers being boring as shit by the way?
>>63968828
He's ethnically Irish and is openly proud about it.
I guess those Syrians are all English too, right cvck?
>>63968839
he used grease and brass knucks against Sakuraba so fuck him
>>63968828
so is a paki as english are you then if him and his parents are born in england?
lmao
>>63968828
It's the Irish blood that makes him good, lad.
Hence the reason he tried desperatley to represent Ireland at the olympics.
Is there any English people even left in England?
Seems to be all the whites are Irish and Polak, then 90% are Paki or black.
>>63968846
Anthony Joshua would KO him stiff, and KO any MMA fighter
>>63968837
He literally is gatekeeper tier at this point
>Being this mad you arn't English
1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy
1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.
1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.
1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.
1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.
1928: Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide
1942: Alan Turing invents the computer. The British government call him a fag.
1953: Watson and Crick invent DNA. No one else understands.
1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and 4chan, all in one afternoon.
2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.
2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen. Less than 24 hours later England's Protector of the Realm Andrew 'England' Murray removes the skin and soul of the Belgian Chocolate Munching Paedophile David 'Shit' Goffan and his Belgian Chocolate Munching Paedophile pals
>>63968847
Wanting to be Irish and actually being Irish doesn't make you Irish.
>>63968853
>Parents born in England
>You're born in England
>You're English.
Yeah, checks out fine. School was hard?
>>63968858
Doesn't matter what he wants. He's English.
I want to be a brick and I want to represent bricks, but doesn't matter how much I want, I will never actually be a brick.
You're the exception to this. You are a plank.
>>63968672
He could do literally anything he wanted to in a physical altercation and there is nothing you could do about it.
>>63968860
Joshua is a fucking meme, he hasnt fought anyone.
>>63968847
They weren't born here though you absolute wank stain.
>>63968878
lmao this cvckold
a british muslim is as an oxymoron. i guarantee you're either a paki or a jamal.
>>63968874
Yes, your nations history and contributions to humanity are truly epic. Yet look at you now.
What the fuck happened.
>>63968903
>i guarantee you're either a paki or a jamal
If you think that, why are you going on? School was hard for you. No doubt about that.
If you are born in this country and so were your parents, you're English.
>>63968878
Japan do it right. Unless you have at least one Japanese parent you are not Japanese. Koreans living there need to
change names to Japanese and you can't have dual citizenship, if youre
american living there you must give up your american citizenship
to be Japanese.
TL;Dr Muhammad Al Suicidy Jamar is English because he was born in England? LOL, no. Put a gun to his head and his loyalties do not lie with England.
Cultural suicide when?
Tyson = Irish
>>63968918
m8 England has forgotten more about being a great nation than America will ever know
Get keked
>>63968882
That doesn't disprove what I said
>>63968927
Tyson has English parents and was born in England. He's English. Why are you mad?
>>63968919
nice random qualifications there rasheed. why is a paki born there not english if his parents weren't born here? what if his grandparents were and his parents weren't?
>>63968940
The notion of boxers with no ground-game or kicking knowledge doing well in MMA is pretty absurd m8
Just watched the Silva/Weidman free fight
>Silva showboating
>barely attacking
>telling Weidman to attack him
>Knocked flat on his ass
Bloody hell lads what was /heem/s reaction at the time? Seems like it'd be a big happening
>>63968954
If you are born in England, you are English. I'm only mentioning in the parents because of my Fury point. Both his parents are English.
>>63968927
I feel like the Irish and the Polish are the only white people on Earth that arent mentally ill suicidal faggots, I honestly can't fathom what the fuck happened to white people.
>>63968874
>2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time.
It was actually the opposite, pure shite and opening and closing ceremonies were cringe garbage
>>63968962
Like Ray Mercer finishing Tim Sylvia in a round?
THIS THREAD SUCKS TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU MY FAMILY
>>63968967
You feel the wrong way.
>>63968965
There was no /heem/, it was huge though
>>63968983
Go pray to Allah
>>63968984
>These are suicide rates btw
>>63968980
you got me bro
>>63968984
Maybe I should have specified cultural and national suicide
>>63969005
Ireland is full of drunks and drug addicts. The IRA started to control drugs in neighbourhoods for a reason.
>>63968984
>tfw lithkek will kill himself
>>63968965
anyone has the webm of Ronda chasing Holm and throwing the ugliest and girliest straight right of all the time?
>>63969014
No one even ironically cares, this has nothing to do with mma
>>63969026
fuck I wanna see this
>>63969026
this one?
>>63968980
How about Toney Couture, an actual fight instead of a lucky punch against a shit tier striker
I would like UFC to do a major change: introducing a new weight class.
How about moving 170 to 175 and introducing a 165 class. then there would be less gap to 185 too having 155,165,175,185.
I think Benson would be a likely champion in 165.
How many seconds would Sage last against Jeremy Stephens if they fought next week?
>>63969067
How about you shut up you kek
>>63969066
Couture was a coward faggot who shot on a 50 year-old
>>63969067
Doing that and getting rid of Flyweight would be wonderful
>>63968989
I sort of more meant the reaction from the current users of /heem/
>>63969079
but... I'm typing, I haven't said a word
>>63969060
yes, thank you. It was embarrassing
>>63969080
>you should not wrestle against a boxer to prove why mma is superior
>>63969090
Don't make me say it again
>>63969108
OK, I will not say a single word
>>63969060
>that straight right with one foot off the mat
where do you even learn technique like that?
>>63969090
>he doesn't read every post of his out loud
Things that will never happen again:
>Motivated BJ Penn
>Chuck getting that look in his eye
>Georges not being impressed with your performance
>The MACHIDA ERA
>Tito fighting with a cracked skull
>Fighters wearing shorts that literally say 'Dude Wipes' on the ass
>Fighters wearing shorts that say 'Condom Depot' on the ass
>Chael banter
>Rampage 'banter'
>Ring girls not being completely made of plastic
>Ring girls with bunda
>Me paying for a UFC event
>>63969060
Still unreal that she was put on the front cover of a Boxing magazine. It's just so nonsensical.
And it released literally a few days after she was soundly beaten. Must have been embarrassing for all involved
Saul Rodgers will be:
>Flyweight Champ
>Bantamweight Champ
>Lightweight Champ
>Welterweight Champ
>Light Heavyweight Champ
>Heavyweight Champ
Conor McGregor will be:
>Featherweight Champ
Michael Bisping will be:
>Middleweight Champ
England will rule the UFC in the coming future.
>>63969163
get out homo
>>63969160
I found a mistake:
>Tito fighting with a cracked skull
>>63969163
Brad Pickett is basically the Flyweight champ i mean he did beat DJ
>>63969188
Brad Pickett is offering to train Saul Rodgers. He is retiring and will not fight for the title.
>>63969160
>>Ring girls with bunda
I watched a Mexican UFC event yesterday and the ring girls were so much better.
>>63969163
>tfw 6 current UFC champs are from murrica
>>63969163
> Conor McGregor will be Featherweight Champ
>England will rule the UFC in the coming future.
wut
>>63966647
she thick
>>63969205
70% of all viewers are probably american aswell, not that strange.
>>63969163
Is Saul really that good?
>>63969210
>Englands Brave Collin McGoober
>Not English
>>63969220
When he dismantles multiple divisions you will see how great Saul is.
>>63969107
It proved nothing other than wrestlers can outwrestle boxers
>>63969204
the UFC brass are straight up homos
How many of you heathens still think Sage uses roids?
>>63969221
Isn't Joe Duffy technically English?
>>63969249
why do you have that saved on your computer?
>Rockhold will never bum you while you're bumming Fili after a pizza sesh
>>63969249
His father was a steroid dealer lel, who the fuck is dumb enough to think he is natty?
>>63969253
Born in Ireland, grew up in Wales
>>63969249
FBI
B
I
>>63969258
why not?
>There will never EVER be an English UFC champion in your lifetime
>>63969245
It means actual fighters beat boxers
>>63969249
You're finished, scumbag.
>>63969253
He is English.
>>63969263
So he has been feeding his kid roids his whole life? Go on...
>>63969273
Michael Page, Tom Breese and Anthony Joshua
>>63969205
You almost had all champs, if I remember correctly it was just Aldo and interim Werdum. A few years ago it felt like everyone was brazilian
>>63969278
Tim Sylvia, not an "actual" fighter, wow
>>63969273
McGregor is the champion you delusional Mexican.
>>63969288
Sage's father was arrested for possesion of 25 kilo cocaine.
not a joke
>>63969273
Tom Breese has the best chance atm tbqh
Please post best girl Vanessa
>>63969273
Bisping would have beaten Anderson that's why the UFC kept fucking him over
>>63969290
Dont expect hues to ever be relevant again without roids
>>63969303
And because of this Sage isn't natty?
Sweden this is why you lose at everything.
>>63968246
nice pic
>>63969303
>land of the free
>>63969317
He isnt natty because very few are and he grew up with a father who was a known steroid dealer and bodybuilder.
It's just dumb to think he is natty
>>63969288
Can some one who do riods tell if I'm right or wrong but normally you don't do roids if you are under 25 because you don't need it and it might mess with your system.
If it is true I can believe Northcutt is clean.
>>63969302
>beating yourself
>>63969333
"need it"
No one in the UFC "needs it", people use it because it greatly enhances your ability to train and perform. There are shitloads of different steroids
>>63969308
Cause he beat up Cathal? Keep dreaming.
Laughing at these fucking american nerds in this thread. None of you have any personality, nor fighting ability. Would get tucked in at a moments notice.
>>63969354
0(zero) UFC shampions
1(one) top 10 ranked fighter and his name is Michael "pillow punches" Bisping
>>63969333
I remember a kid I was friends with who did body building competitions as a teenager. He did roids and he looked liked Northcutt.
>>63969350
Destroyed him more like
>>63969350
literally unstoppable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htH3YcQqxTc
>>63969315
Hmm... they got soem champion material still right? Jacare, Almeida....
But it really strange that suddenly there were almost no champs.
>>63969364
We can all agree that GSP was natty right?
>>63969290
and you guys almost had A champ
lelelelel
>>63969363
Stop living vicariously through them you fucking dweeb. Don't reply to me again.
>>63969363
What's wrong with the Brits today, they seem so edgy.
>>63969400
2006 GSP was hoided to the gills
>>63969413
You would too when the rape capital of Europe (Sweden) is posting ITT.
>>63969413
it's just one faggot
although I admit I did make one post about the IRA sorry family
>>63969382
Jacare is absolutely a roider. Jacare vs Romero is a battle of two of the most roided out guys on the UFC roster.
Almeida might be clean. I think he doesnt do PEDs just drinks the blood of his slain enemies
>yfw you realise all American champs are just really English
>>63969401
:( If he just didn't take that johnson fight! I believe gus has bigger chance to beat jones that DC.
Oh well.
>>63969435
You know the best part about this is that all good english boxers were immigrants.
Every single one
>>63969400
>Georges
>natty
>>63969452
>Ricky Hatton
>Immigrant
BUCKLE UP FREAKY BITCHES WE ARE LIVE
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>63969452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyson_Fury
>Born and raised in Manchester, England
>>63969430
Are you edgy about rapes in Sweden? Don't worry, you live in UK, you are safe.
>>63969452
Reminder that Gus has a kuck tattoo.
>>63969470
>bert kresicher
Fuck that.
>>63969450
Agreed.
Jones ducked that rematch tbqh fäm.
>>63969480
>Joe Rogan
FUUUUUCK THAT.
>>63969452
>who is Froch
>>63969434
I hate to accuse fighters without proof, but I got to admit Romeo is suspicious.
But Jacare?
>>63969452
>Who is Joe Calzaghe
>>63969497
Polish :^)
>>63969466
I'll give you Hatton
>>63969471
get out lad
Where will you faggots be when Conor destroys Aldo within the first minute?
>>63969510
Shitposting on spuh
>>63969504
>man with the boxing nickname the italian dragon
>>63969510
In the real world, where Aldo completely and utterly crushes his dreams and causes his fans to quit the sport after 18 months of interest.
>>63969479
Reminder that UK is no better
>>63969524
If I change my name to the Swedish Kuck, do I become Swedish?
>>63969527
Aldo is too slow and old.
>>63969510
on heemspeak celebrating Aldo's win with the lads
>>63969510
Fucking a Brighton slag in the ass thats over here visiting. I'm probably not even going to watch the event live
>mfw she likes it up the ass more than in her pussy
>>63969542
Aldo is 29 and faster than McGregor in every way. Hand speed, foot speed, you name it.
>>63969531
>No better
No better than a country that is literally the rape capital of europe and is taking in a fuckton of refugees compared to our handful from camps? We're not even letting them in at will, just simply picking the ones from camps.
We are better than Sweden.
>>63969532
Your mind would be as Swedish as your ass at that point
>>63969553
Aldo doesnt have roids anymore. That will be a huge factor in this fight
>>63969552
>Getting poo on your dick instead of watching UFC 194
wew lad
>>63969552
>I'm probably not even going to watch the event live
get out
>>63969552
>Brighton
You had to pick the place that's the most aids prevalent, didn't you?
>>63969571
There's no reason to suggest either of them are 100% clean. It's MMA. Got anything else?
>>63969086
get rid of flyweight entirely because no one can be Demetrius anyway
>>63969560
Labour literally let in 3mil a decade or so ago just to "rub the rights nose in diverity"
Uk started the kekening
>>63969571
Why would Aldo use roids but not McGregor?
>>63969510
How so when McGoober lays on his back and Aldo wrestle fucks him?
>tfw there are flags on /sp/
>>63969618
because you can literally buy PEDs over the counter in Brazilian chemists.
It's part of their culture. Also look at all the Brazilians being popped over
the past few years
>These Europeon countries bickering over who is the most keked
Its a bunch of pos faggots arguing over who has the least severe case of AIDS. youre all fucked you spineless cowards
>>63969618
They both do, but McGregor has the UFC brass tipping him off to tests and skewing things in his favor
>>63969613
But there isn't 3 million immigrants in this country right now.
>>63969638
just adblock them
>>63969613
But UK got good health care and free education. And they speak English. So perhaps a bit better than Sweden
>>63969652
sorry I'll rephrase
>tfw there is flagposting on /sp/
>>63969647
5 0 P E R C E N T B L A C K
>>63969647
The US has a 63% non-latino white population and falling fast.
Ok buddy. Ireland is Irish as fuck
>>63969647
America is like 62% white.
>>63969651
Well there is far more than that right now.
>>63969681
No there isn't. There's less than 2.7 million.
>>63969646
The ratio of Brazilians being caught more than Americans for steroid usage in MMA is very slightly in their favour. Nothing to suggest legitimate cultural differences.
>http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2428415/Do-brazilians-really-use-PEDs-more-than-others/?pc=66
>>63969664
Agree, this is turning into /pol :(
BEYOND IMAGINATION
Who are you rooting for paige or rose?
>>63969704
Paige bcause fug
>mfw my faggot liberal roommate threw a hissy fit over Ronda getting KTFO and says women fighting is disgusting and wrong
>white knighting like a motherfucker
>this morning my other roommates gf (shes a big girl) literally threw him over the back of the couch and made him tap to a bulldog choke
Fuck I wish I could go back in time and get it on video, but I had no idea when they started play fighting he was going to get keked so savagely.
>>63969669
>>63969670
>>63969680
>Seriously thinking its about race and not culture
>Seriously getting arrested for 'hate speech'
>Seriously not being able to arm yourself
>Seriously having self defense be fucking illegal
Shhh... no tears.. it will be over soon.
Diaz 1 2 5
>>63969693
because the ratio of americans:brazilians in the sport has far more americans. Tard.
>>63969689
You the same guy saying someone born there is English? Include second and third generation foreigners and it sky rockets.
>>63969720
>I actually read this
>>63969743
>Clutching at straws
Cute af homie
>>63969720
Bulldog chokes is probably the submission where you look most retarded. Get a vid next time, perhaps she can join TUF next season.
>>63969704
post an Erdogan meme breh
>>63969693
and also the testing in the US is stricter, the brazilian commission is shite
>>63969743
>because the ratio of americans:brazilians in the sport has far more americans. Tard.
Go to page 5, I think. It breaks down the positive test/per fighter ratio and Brazil is found to be marginally higher. Not considerably.
>>63969775
Why are the Brazilian commision catching more guys then?
>>63969775
btw, where are McGregor tested, in UK or in USA?
>>63969413
They're pissed their next card will be headlined by Bisping again
>>63966588
>Namajunas
>Miller
>Northcutt
>Theodoru
>>63969760
> in denial.
Cute af homie.
that 3 mil would have had loads of children, your retarded logic that they were born in england
therefore making them english gives you your shit figures.
Be real, they see themselves as pakistani etc first before being english
>>63969531 Now, see again for your cuc.k designation
>>63969704
caring about WMMA
>>63969786
they're getting caught by American testing
>>63969490
>not liking joe rogan
heem yourself my man
>>63969693
>Go to page 5, I think.
Just checked, it's page 3.
>Total fighters per country in UFC, Bellator, and WSOF:
>USA: 276 + 68 + 53 = 397
>BRA: 112 + 24 + 22 = 158
>Known juicers:
>USA: 31
>BRA: 16
>USA juice ratio: 31 / 397 = .078
>BRA juice ratio: 16 / 158 = .101
>>63969801
You said a decade ago, yet the consensus for non whites is below 2.7 million.
GG NO RE
>>63969820
>midget
>awful scratchy voice
>dumb
>uses steroids
>cried interviewing Rousey
>bullies assistants
>"comedian"
>"pothead"
He's a 0/10 human being, period.
>>63969852
>bullies assistants
what did he do?
Does anyone here actually believe McGregor stands a chance? It's just a meme right?
>>63969852
>you
>brit
0/10 human being, period muhammad
>>63969887
Of course it is. England's brave Jose Aldo cannot lose.
>>63969891
yank with the 0/10 banter once again
i wanna get a pug, what should I name it to be a true fight fan?
>>63969897
Jose Aldo is Scottish tho
>>63969913
Scotland isn't a country. It's an English county.
>>63969901
>norway comes in to suck muhammad dick once again
>uses the word yank
we got a bongaboo over here
>>63968289
The best thing that have come out from Chicago is some weird bald vampire looking dude that can barely sing and writes lyrics like an edgy teenager.
>>63969925
harsh
>>63969912
Gaius Julius Caesar
>>63969912
Bark Hunt
>>63969878
snaps at them, insults, generally treats them like trash.
>>63969891
oh my god you're so fucking BORING.
This thread need some mma related topics.
How about an Almeida gif?
>>63969912
Mike Pugberg
> 2015
> still not playing Fantasy MMA
>>63969952
>snaps at them, insults, generally treats them like trash
not really bullying, you're just a faggot. rogan treated you like that you'd probably run out of the room crying like a little bitch huh
>>63969957
the next big thing at 135
>>63969806
Could you heem Putin?
>>63969992
for you
>>63969999
RARE
A
R
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>>63969999
Hi Gunnar
>>63969999
Those are some big digits
>>63969999
Nice Digits Gunni
>>63969999
>Icelandic quads
>every single number in the post is a multiple of 3
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>tfw torrenting Creed right now
Hope its good desu senpai
Who are your top 10 favorite British MMA fighters?
I just read through this thread and holy shit is /heem/ losing it.
The last few days before 194 will be /b/ tier.
>>63970044
It is. You shoulda paid to see it in the theater and enjoy it properly.
>>63970049
/heem/ was never a good idea.
>>63970044
I hope you enjoy it, and good on you for torrenting
>mfw I will never give Hollyjew a fucking cent ever again
>>63969992
I sure hope so! If Cruz knee is kill then were stuck with Faber v TJ and no other cool match ups.
Talking about knees, here's vs Pickett
>>63970049
exact same shit happens at least once a month where a thread devolve into shit
>>63970049
it's the reddit yanks as usual
>>63970068
>its that american that brags about how poor he is
I legit hope you die in the next mass shooting.
>>63970077
THATS ILLEGAL YOU FOOKING GOOF
>>63970066
>>63970073
/heem/ is cool, but it starts to break at the seams when a big card comes up.
It was like this shortly before Gus vs Jones. But it wasn't this bad.
>>63970049
>being a manlet
>>63970090
>Heem
>existing for Gus vs Jones
>>63970090
But /heem/ was born as a recurrent general in April of 2014.
>it's a nobody makes a fresh Op thread
>>63970100
I can't even remember when it came around, some time late 2013/early 2014 though, I think. I had always wondered why there were practically no MMA threads here when events weren't on but this general sucks
>>63970085
>Being a good goy
>Paying for things you can get for free
>Supporting 'people' that literally want you dead, or a mindless slave at best
I make 80k a year. I'm just not a retard with my money
>>63969249
how many of you heathens think any fighter in the ufc who's an actual contender (and many who aren't) DOESN'T use roids
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