[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

/HEEM/

  1. Home
  2. Board: /sp/ - Sports
  3. Reading: /HEEM/

Thread replies: 506
Thread images: 109

File: lIjxVh2.jpg (641KB, 3150x2079px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
lIjxVh2.jpg
641KB, 3150x2079px
/HEEM/

old thread >>63966571

news in old thread
>>
1st for I'm going to 194
>>
Second for me
>>
>>63970119
what's your seat like?
>>
File: goldie partay.jpg (39KB, 640x427px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
goldie partay.jpg
39KB, 640x427px
>>63970118

Generals are a terrible idea. It was better back when we just had game threads
>>
>>63970130
It straight up says the section I'm sitting in.
>>
File: rock.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
rock.webm
3MB, 1280x720px
can't block Rock's cock
>>
>>63970138
heem isn't a general, winterfag
>>
>>63970121
lol last time its was $70k a year. Guess you got a salary bump, eh anon? lmao.
>>
>>63970157

>heem isn't a general

Uh yeah it is
>>
>it's a let's be nostalgic for our wasted youth on 4chan thread
>>
>>63970140
post the layout senpai Im not looking it up
>>
>>63970141
She was so spoiled. His genetic stock is so much superior to hers. She should have spent the entire episode kissing his feet.
>>
>>63970165
/heem/ is love
/heem/ is life
>>
>>63970171
Yes sir
>>
post good mma moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05POYJwNAc

anyone got the fatherless bastard tuf video?
>>
File: image.jpg (637KB, 948x1024px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
637KB, 948x1024px
You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't accepted JBJ into your heart as your lord and savior.
>>
>>63970184
Over 1000 monies!
>>
>>63970191
The one where El Cucuy says "Where's your kid at??" ?
>>
>>63970184
bretty gud but they would want to be for the price
>>
>>63970205

El C-ucky is a douche
>>
File: 1449185899401.gif (104KB, 708x578px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1449185899401.gif
104KB, 708x578px
>>63970184
Rogan says these are the best seats
>>
>>63970193
he is a lowlife junkie who ran away after hitting a pregnant woman.

ego of a thousand cats and still not entertaining

I do not want to see him fight again, he is irrelevant
>>
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5f0DAsis1w
>>
>>63970222
>the best seats are the ones where you can actually see the fight

Rogan is a fucking genius I swear
>>
>>63970193
I'll accept him as soon as I see the beast mode JBJ fight. He looks scary since he lifts heavy weight
>>
FREAH MMA DIGEST UPDATE: https://youtu.be/-tNe_aMs8zA
>>
>ufc 194 starts at 2pm here
>have work at 5pm

what are my chances of seeing the main event lads?
>>
Beneil Dariush out of fight with Taisumov for UFC Boston card on Jan 17th

Chris Wade steps in to replace Dariush
>>
>>63970238
what is the context of this?
>>
>>63970248
Dank
>>
>>63970270
Take work off. Problem solved.
>>
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gd1UbZHGNQ
>>
>>63970278

Afraid of getting keked
>>
>>63970279
diego is drunk af and koscheck is being his normal asshole self and trolling him while kenny florian is babysitting diego

just wait til u see the fatherless bastard video
>>
>>63970193
Because Rener would take him to the ground and tap him in 15 seconds flat

It's actually silly how much Rener would just dominate the LHW division
>>
>>63970318
trolling won't stop the inevitable killing of DC
>>
>>63970191
this is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb_oiZPyFyg

also this for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq9XVmWNTs
>>
>>63970270
Close to zero. Maybe if every fight ends in 10 second stoppage...
UFC production usually budgets about 30 minutes per 3 rounder.
Introduction package, walkouts, Bufferisms, fight, post-fight chat.
It all adds up.
>>
>>63970285

i can't, im getting sunday rates that day
>>
>>63970335
DC's gonna win the rematch but JBJ will win to finish the trilogy

F R E E M O N E Y
>>
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QorLzZg5enc
>>
>>63970304

lel i loved kos/southworth messing with leben
>>
>>63970236


>ego of a thousand cats

Ola, nå ble du velidig melodramatisk
>>
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTj9SyPM0UY
>heem me bro
>just heem me out!
>>
File: 1443834349560.jpg (160KB, 847x1280px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1443834349560.jpg
160KB, 847x1280px
>>63970361
I don't think DC can unless he switches his gameplan. And he's a stubborn dude. JJ has everything to gain
>>
>>63970285
Leave it to the english bastard to trivialize the importance of work
>>
>>63970400
>Not literally taking the whole month off for the stacked events

Not a real fight fan.
>>
Updated

Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>>
>>63970419
Should swap the middle and left column tbqh
>>
>>63970270
Ignore this goof >>63970355

UFC PPV rarely goes past the 3 hour mark. When A UFC PPV starts, its already 10 pm on the east coast. The Ronda vs Bethe card went over 3 hours because they had SEVEN fights on the main card.

I reckon Conor and Aldo will square off around 4:30 your time.
>>
File: Alexandra Stich Albu.jpg (37KB, 640x420px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Alexandra Stich Albu.jpg
37KB, 640x420px
What happened to Alexandra Albu?
>>
File: Rogan Stun.png (245KB, 442x476px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Rogan Stun.png
245KB, 442x476px
>>63970419
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
Pierce


bonus pick: Erosa :)
>>
>>63970164
A bump and a company car, Mercedes. Stay financially ignorant moron.
>>
>>63970384
Han er stortt set riktig, uguu.
>>
>>63970438
Calling me a goof, bro? I'll drop your arse on the grarse.
>>
File: 1445998399593.jpg (89KB, 624x658px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1445998399593.jpg
89KB, 624x658px
>>63970419
Mendes - UD
Ferguson - UD
Lauzon - sub
LaFlare - UD
>>
>>63970458
>a company Mercedes for an 80k a year job

m8 if you're gonna lie at least make it believable
>>
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybqrxyFSKs
classic nick diaz
fuck the fucking nsac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybqrxyFSKs
gotta havve some chael as well
>>
>>63970450

Artem wins.
>>
File: 1446270003711.png (857KB, 599x597px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1446270003711.png
857KB, 599x597px
UFC 194: Aldo vs. McGregor Dec 12, 2015 MGM Grand Garden Arena Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S
The Ultimate Fighter: Team McGregor vs. Team Faber Finale Dec 11, 2015 The Chelsea at The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S
UFC Fight Night: Namajunas vs. VanZant Dec 10, 2015 The Chelsea at The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S

>mfw 3 cards in 3 days
>>
>>63970489
>>63970450

>These two autists who spam picks all the time
>>
>>63970494
oops mean this one for chael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHAGXlIyprQ
>>
File: nelson.jpg (11KB, 300x200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
nelson.jpg
11KB, 300x200px
>>63970419
Mendes
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>
>>63970516
>mythical creature

will wanderlei and chael ever fight?
>>
>>63970498
Don't know what's going to happen to my sleep schedule but I hope I'm up for it and don't heem myself
>>
first for conor heeming aldo and me becoming rich
>>
File: McGregoat.webm (3MB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
McGregoat.webm
3MB, 854x480px
why the fuck does Conor bang on about his cage warriors belts? His UFC interim belt is far more impressive
>>
File: timthumb.jpg (5KB, 111x107px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
timthumb.jpg
5KB, 111x107px
>>63970419
Frankie
Ferguson
Lauzon
Pierce
>>
>>63970528
Give me your digits I'll keep you on quick ring make sure you're awake for the big ones
>>
File: jllll.jpg (804KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
jllll.jpg
804KB, 1920x1200px
>>63970419
Mendes
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>
>>63970527
Yes... In Rizin. John Cena will be guest ref.
>>
>>63970547
+44 7984 526842
>>
>>63970540
because he's dumb
he acted like it was on the same level as Aldo's WEC title lel
>>
File: datsikk.jpg (16KB, 183x203px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
datsikk.jpg
16KB, 183x203px
>>63970419
>Chad Mendes
>Tony Ferguson
>Joe Lauzon
>Mike Pearce
>>
>>63970573
kek
>>
>>63970573

I know, it's worth so much more
>>
File: tyson.png (611KB, 625x473px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
tyson.png
611KB, 625x473px
>>63970419
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>
File: cheeky goldie.jpg (15KB, 242x358px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
cheeky goldie.jpg
15KB, 242x358px
>>63970570
gimme your mobile for some cheeky whatsapp banter, la
>>
How many of the picks do you think are samefag?
>>
>tfw i could heem every here
>>
>tfw i could heem every here
>>
>>63970613
around half
>>
>>63970612
>tfw refugees on an inflatable dingy and dying of thirst have iphones and I have a nokia e65
>>
>>63970613
Not too many actually, last thread has around 75 posters and there aren't too many predictions

I haven't made a prediction desu
>>
How many GOATs do you see?.
>>
File: yoel roidmero.webm (948KB, 300x169px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
yoel roidmero.webm
948KB, 300x169px
>>63970640
>owning a literal tracking and monitoring device
>>
>>63970514
I haven't even done picks before, man
>>
>>63970672
zero
>>
>>63970672
3
goat lhw
goat wbw
goat striking coach
>>
>>63970672
4 humans 0 goats silly straya
>>
>>63970690
Nervous ya little virgin?
>>
>>63970672
I see stiffness
>>
>>63970700
Please dont heem me
>>
>>63970665
Waiting until the weigh-ins before you render your verdict?
>>
>>63970700
hey leave him alone
>>
File: albu.jpg (58KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
albu.jpg
58KB, 720x720px
>>63970443
It looks like she's still in the gym, who knows.
>>
Wait a second, we are only supposed to submit one set of picks? Since when has that been a rule?
>>
>>63970710
Nah actually, sometimes I just don't bother because I don't really know shit desu
Only started proper watching a few months ago
>>
>>63970248
wait a second

is the tryhard american OP/predictionbro actually the mma digest guy?
>>
>>63970722
its the unspoken rule
>>
hypothetically speaking, what would be the best way to get into the pants of a british slag?

webm is MMA related
>>
>>63970443
USADA happened.
>>
>>63970626
>>63970632
what about me eh
I'm TUF
>>
File: no_more_team.jpg (57KB, 573x878px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
no_more_team.jpg
57KB, 573x878px
Who /dontjointheteam/ here?
>>
>>63970722

because predictions are meaningless when you throw a bunch of them out there
>>
>>63970741
Buy them a McFlurry
>>
>>63970741
alcohol
>>
File: you.jpg (153KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
you.jpg
153KB, 640x640px
>>63970400
>being a wagekek
>>
>>63970718
So she made what, $20,000 this year? 1 fight? lol
>>
>>63970467


Sant.
>>
>>63970141

Is that his mom? Looks like his mom.

>MILF

she is
>>
>>63970498
How natty is Hafthor?
>>
>>63970248
That cut from DJ talking nonsense about PVZ vs JJ to him skipping on that child's interactive dance game thingy nearly killed me.

>>63970734
How do you figure that?
>>
>>63970419

Edgar via UD
Ferguson via HEEM
Lauzon via SUB
Laflare via DEC
>>
File: Son.jpg (137KB, 600x751px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Son.jpg
137KB, 600x751px
>>63970786
100% Natty
>>
>>63970741
My 14 year old sister is a chav. If you have questions, ask. I can answer.
>>
File: CVVqMh2VEAEIuIy.jpg (45KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
CVVqMh2VEAEIuIy.jpg
45KB, 600x450px
Brazilian Sledgehammerjitsu
Muay Sledgehammer
>>
>>63970809
what is a chav?
>>
>>63970741
I think you already know that my brown friend
>>
>>63970823
you're not clever dude, just letting you know.

those names you came up with, not clever. now delete that post before I heem you to next sunday
>>
>>63970836
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDpAVlvPQHw
>>
>>63970809
chavs still exist? i thought they morphed into chinowankers and #lads
>>
>>63970809
why is she a chav? What does her make a chav? Is it true that there is a trend in the UK (especially Liverpool) amongst young girls to fluff their lips?
>>
>>63970839
Oh yeah? You're lucky we're not in the same weight class, or you'd find yourself in snapdown city, bitch, you bitch, bitch.
>>
File: 1409516009161.jpg (39KB, 472x645px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1409516009161.jpg
39KB, 472x645px
>>63970248
>rogan may leave ufc

please be true for the love of god
>>
>>63970854
They still exist. It's great on one hand because her friends are attracted to me the little slags.

>>63970863
She lives in a chav ridden area with chavy schools. It's only natural she become one.

She's a slag, dresses in tight tracksuits, big hair and wears those pathetic 3D glasses without the lenses. Will literally have sex with you for a cig.
>>
>>63970853
People like this get buried in the sand.
>>
>>63970896
Who would you want to replace Joseph James Rogan?
>>
>>63969887
well the fact that mcgregor didn't even fight top 10 before he got title shot makes me think this was setup for publicity reasons
>>
>>63970749
reporting
>>
>>63970853
i'm literally rock hard right now
>>
>>63970939

>Mendes
>Dustin
>Siver
>not top 10
>>
>>63970953
I'd let you fuck my sister lad.
>>
>>63970939
>jews in charge of facts
>>
>>63970741

just don't approach them in groups...or they'll banter you!!
>>
>>63970954
>no olivera
>no stephans
>no bermudez

ill give you max holloway
>>
>>63970939
McGregor is the only featherwight in UFC history to get a title shot with 1 top 5 win, let alone 2

(Mendes interim 2 week bollocks doesn't count)
>>
File: twitchpage.jpg (53KB, 579x615px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
twitchpage.jpg
53KB, 579x615px
>>63970839
Hey bitch check out these bits of solid quality 7/10 wordplay
>twitchpage
>twitchon jackson
>training under juanito twitchbarra
>
S O L I D
>>
>>63970899

nice! so hows being an uncle? teaching the bastard some sweet heems?
>>
>>63971011
but Mendes, Dustin and Max are better than those guys
>>
>>63970954
>dem ranking shenanigans
>dem standup cherrypicks
>dat smokescreen marketing
Look, McG can fight, but the PR and hype was very obvious faggotry
>>
>>63971040
Where's the Irishlad that likes shemales?
>>
>>63971040

Mendes gassed quick... he wasn't nearly in fighting shape

that was not the Mendes that fought Aldo a second time
>>
File: varg-vikernes.jpg (112KB, 600x900px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
varg-vikernes.jpg
112KB, 600x900px
Robin Black and Dan Hardy would be a pretty based commentator duo.
>>
>>63971056

He gassed because of Conors meme kicks
>>
File: whitepeople.jpg (23KB, 500x370px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
whitepeople.jpg
23KB, 500x370px
>mfw europeans take over heem and fill it to the absolute brim with shitposts

where's a mod when u need one?
>>
>>63971056
Those body kicks were tearing up Chad's insides
>>
File: 1382120401875.jpg (93KB, 550x648px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1382120401875.jpg
93KB, 550x648px
>>63970938
brian stann definitely
>>
>>63971040
>getting title shot after beating siver
ok
featherweight is stacked as fuck, no reason to do that
>>
>>63971056
And why did they choose Mendes over Edgar? Edgar would have a much easier weight cut
>>
>>63970749
here
>>
Have you heard how delusional conor was during that media scrum? He said if he manages to win the FW title then he would instantly fight for the LW title next but only if Cerrone wins against RDA because RDA wouldn't provide the numbers...
>>
>>63971072
>>63971072
didnt mendez say he always stays in shape?? fucking excuses man
>>
>>63971106
i think think it matters that much, they were both on 2 week notice
>>
>>63971106
i'm sure conor got to pick who he wanted
>>
>>63971097
except it wasn't

there was Mendes, Frankie, Lamas and Conor. which of those guys hadn't already lost to Aldo?
>>
>>63971106

They still wanted to make it a title fight and so they had to go with the number one contender which was still Chad at the time

I agree with you though
Interim Titles are bullshit anyways
its a fucking toy not a title
>>
>>63971126
Falls in line with his 4 motivations
>mauovement
>money
>gold
>numbers

I'd love to see Champ McGregor vs Champ Cerrone
>>
>>63971019


Was at an afterparty with some twitch folks a couple years ago during Dreamhack. They're total bros and smuggled free whisky into the hotel bar for everyone.
>>
>>63971155
why does it matter?
usually top 3 fight for top contender
>>
>>63971126

RDA would also shrek him
>>
File: image.jpg (62KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
62KB, 480x480px
>>63970419
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>
>>63971136
Edgar is is known for good cardio because he doesn't cut much weight. But sure, he wouldn't get a proper camp neither.
>>
File: 234871.jpg (220KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
234871.jpg
220KB, 500x333px
>2016
>unironically believing that an elite athlete that trains all year round and is capable of running up a mountain with PVZ on his back could turn into a no cardio slob because he did some fishing and drank a few beers
>>
>>63971169

The Cowboy vs the Irishman... sounds like the setup to a joke
>>
>>63971213
I wonder what it's like to look down at PVZ sucking your balls.
>>
>>63971213
literally the one and only thing he was bragging about was how conor wouldn't have nearly as good cardio
>>
>>63971232
i don't have the paige vanzant chimp picture
>>
>>63971213

Don't take my word for it, hear what DJ has to say about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y703w9MQaFk

@ 0:21
>>
File: oompa_loompas.jpg (66KB, 566x238px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
oompa_loompas.jpg
66KB, 566x238px
>>63970741
Keith Peterson turned into an oompa loompa
>>
>>63971193
can you post a link to the UFC matchmaking rulebook where it says a title shot must go to someone in the top 3, regardless of how many times they've already lost to the champion?
>>
>>63971126
>Cerrone has less pressure, conditioning and more injuries

Damn, how many years does Conor think he has left?
>>
>>63971097
he got the title shot for beating Dustin, why does everyone forget this? He fought Siver just to stay active cause Aldo pulled out of 176

fucking twat
>>
>>63971294
I'd love to see Conor v Petis though.
>>
>>63971287
ultimately the UFC sets those fights due to various things but its pretty common you have top contender gatekeeper like glover or JDS in their own weight divisions

i get the feeling its anderson vs weidmen all over again
>>
>>63971345

>wheetes mexicunt
>>
>>63971379
Wheaties vs Lucky Charms haha :D
>>
>>63971363

I hope Jose knocks out Conor while hes doing his meme moves
>>
>>63971393
what's a good australian cereal?
>>
>>63971239
in his defense, Conor looked quite gassed at the end of the 2nd round, as well
>>
McGregor claims he'd whoop Jesus Christ's ass.
>>
>>63971260
You're not getting the point m8. A hunting trip and a few brews isn't going to turn a monster like Mendes into a fat cunt.
this pic >>63971213 was a few weeks before the fight, so he obviously took some time out from his travelling and fishing to run a marathon with his TAM bros
>>
>>63971431

Somebody should ask Conor, to his face, on camera, how he'd fare versus Mohammad.
>>
>>63971431
Jesus in rond 2 by crucifix
>>
File: belfort-haircut.0.jpg (102KB, 373x410px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
belfort-haircut.0.jpg
102KB, 373x410px
>>63971431
>beating up fictional characters
>>
>tfw Haye deletes Fury and Joshua's chin
>>
File: stevie.jpg (881KB, 838x1123px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
stevie.jpg
881KB, 838x1123px
>>63971500
>>
>>63971431
Then he should fight the henchmen first. Benson, Vitor and Romero before he fights for the Bibleweight championship.
>>
File: yolo.jpg (61KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
yolo.jpg
61KB, 960x720px
Mendes vs Edgar is a beastly matchup, heem.
>>
>>63971537
Do you life every here heem?
>>
File: 1377644656493.jpg (91KB, 991x650px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1377644656493.jpg
91KB, 991x650px
>>63970498
>The defining image of what a man beast should look like totally undone by the gayest looking pair of socks
>>
>>63971587
>socks
>not the tattoos
>>
File: url.jpg (366KB, 777x1200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
url.jpg
366KB, 777x1200px
>>63971414
N U T R I G R A I N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gI7q3TAAsc
MAKEMUMPROUD
>>
>>63971553
I heem every life
>>
File: bogsim.png (108KB, 295x399px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
bogsim.png
108KB, 295x399px
>>63971500
>>
tfw only watch mma to satisfy my secret bloodlust for heems
>>
>>63971587
Don't hate on the Brazil socks
>>
>>63971193
>usually top 3 fight for top contender
They've already lost emphatically to the champ, so someone new gets a chance. Top 10 guys get title shots all the time. It's always been that way, look at Frankie Edgar, he was ranked 8, when he beat BJ, or the bums who fought Anderson and GSP, like Irvin and Hardy.
>>
>>63971626

>keeping it contained
>>
File: Adamchuk.jpg (32KB, 410x273px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Adamchuk.jpg
32KB, 410x273px
>>63971626
heh... normans can't appreciate my violence and individuality...
>>
>>63971626
tfw only watch mma for the sloppy memekicks
>>
Reminder that no one has the right to beat Ronda Rousey.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8YxCkulyaw
>>
>>63971693
haha Hardy had to fight Rumble
>>
File: 6213944007.jpg (58KB, 434x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
6213944007.jpg
58KB, 434x600px
What happens if McGoober can delete Aldos meme kicks?
>>
File: lame.jpg (240KB, 600x801px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
lame.jpg
240KB, 600x801px
>>63971791

I hate her voice and her face.
>>
>>63971800
what happens WHEN Goob eats consecutive leg kicks and then realizes how much his mowvement is affected?
>>
>>63971848
He throws a left and deletes Aldos career
>>
>>63971848
He'll shake his head and tell Aldo that those kicks didn't even tickle, probably.
>>
Aldo literally doesn't have the power to stop Conor
>>
>>63971931

Aldo >literally has better grappling/wrestling than Conor could hope for.
>>
>>63971865
>>63971921

He'll purse his lips with a slight frown, quickly shake his head a bit in a condescending way, and then it will slowly become apparent that his priority quickly becomes over aggression in order to avoid more leg damage.
>>
>>63971931
>Aldo literally doesn't have the power to stop Conor

His hands are way, way faster than Conor's lol
Volume will prevail in this case

Also, I mentioned this last week, but why is the Edgar/Mendes card STILL not on the UFC homepage?
>>
>>63971957

One of two things happen in this fight tbhfamz, Conor hurts Aldo badly in the first round or Aldo mangles Conor with kicks/takedowns for the UD.
>>
>>63971994
>card
They are just making them fight for shit and giggles
>>
File: mcgregormotivation.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mcgregormotivation.webm
1MB, 1280x720px
>>63971848

Movement = medication
>>
>>63971994
Because we don't know who is in the finals yet. The TUF fighters need to be put on.
>>
File: Gooby McGillicutty.png (469KB, 500x607px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Gooby McGillicutty.png
469KB, 500x607px
Are Irish americans considered below or above Italian americans?
>>
>>63972104
Below. There's a reason why they were considered the niggers of Europe
>>
>>63971957
I'm really curious to see how Conor fights against Aldo. He's often super heavy on the lead leg and in a fairly narrow and deep stance, which is great for throwing hands and power kicks off the back leg, and allows for better head movement for avoiding Aldo's hands; but man, if Aldo times a strong leg kick when Conor's totally planted on his lead, that's gonna be a critical hit.

Also, and I'll have to go back to the fight to make sure of this, but Conor was backing up in a straight line against Mendes a few times right? Could be a recipe for big trouble against Aldo.
>>
>>63972104

roughly the same amount of irrelevancy
>>
>>63972162
I'm just as curious, friend. It'll be interesting to see how both fighters go about their business, really. I kind of hope that they both run to the center of the octagon and Aldo throws a memeleg right away lol.

Honestly though, I think people are underestimating the speed difference between the two. Aldo is dominant because of his speed and agility. McGoob is great, don't get me wrong, but his hands aren't necessarily fast, and his footwork isn't necessarily good.
>>
File: 1322154386484.jpg (97KB, 500x488px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1322154386484.jpg
97KB, 500x488px
>>63971597
do you guys have any kangaroo themed snacks?
>>
>>63972104
Irish-American Fighters
>Paul "The Irish Dragon" Felder
>
>
>

Italian-American Fighters
>Matt "The Terror" Serra
>
>
>
>>
>>63972229
America = cinnamon
UK = honey
>>
>>63972259
Canada = maple syrup
>>
>tfw no mma mmo
>>
>>63972230
>the terror
>terror
>>
File: 0003000043769_A[1].jpg (51KB, 380x380px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
0003000043769_A[1].jpg
51KB, 380x380px
>>63972229
this reminds me. To all my Ameribros, is this the GOAT cereal?
>>
GSP tapped to strikes
from Matt Serra
>>
File: yOimL7b.jpg (60KB, 960x638px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
yOimL7b.jpg
60KB, 960x638px
>>63972301
>>
>>63972339
wtf is wrong with you

Harvest Crunch is the GOAT cereal
>>
File: Snick.jpg (6KB, 348x236px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Snick.jpg
6KB, 348x236px
;_;
>>
File: 1424292541393.png (765KB, 937x898px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1424292541393.png
765KB, 937x898px
>CM Punk was signed 363 days ago
>>
File: batman glass.jpg (124KB, 892x768px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
batman glass.jpg
124KB, 892x768px
>>63972413
>>
>>63972228
Additionally, Aldo doesn't have to worry about the takedowns; that's a whole lot less for Aldo to worry about. It would be funny though if Conor decided to be an absolute madman and go for the takedown on Aldo.
>>
File: 1422484488881.jpg (19KB, 550x535px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1422484488881.jpg
19KB, 550x535px
>>63972339
Top 3 imo. Cinnamon Toast Crush (the taste you can see) would probably be #1 for me.

>mfw people complain when cereal hurts the top of their mouth
>>
>>63972339
TOP 5 CEREALS:

1. Rice Krispies
2. Honey Bunches of Oats
3. Lucky Charms
4. Reese's Puffs
5. Fruity Pebbles
>>
File: drinky.png (284KB, 543x520px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
drinky.png
284KB, 543x520px
>>
File: ronda drinky.png (2MB, 1383x1077px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
ronda drinky.png
2MB, 1383x1077px
>>63972524
>>
File: thank you based god.jpg (65KB, 535x434px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
thank you based god.jpg
65KB, 535x434px
>mfw finishing Creed

Damn that was good
>>
>>63972560
Cam rip?
>>
>>63972605

Yeah

It was decent enough
>>
>>63972560
Why are boxing movies so GOAT
Why are MMA movies so WOAT
>>
>>63972640

>Why are boxing movies so GOAT

Out side of the Rocky franchise literally only Raging Bull is good
>>
File: notoriousone.jpg (3MB, 4496x4328px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
notoriousone.jpg
3MB, 4496x4328px
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Ui6A6CvWE
>>
>>63971957
McGOAT being a southpaw really takes legkicks mostly out of the equation
>>
>>63972672
Million Dollar Baby was good. Although I suppose its not a conventional boxing movie.
>>
time for roadwork cunts get running

no excuses
>>
>>63970763
No idea - you realize that pay is pretty common for low level fighters, right?
>>
>>63972560
Was it better than Southpaw?

>>63972640
>I didn't like Never Surrender, Never Back Down (1&2), John Wick, Circle of Death,Warrior, Brothers (Indian version of Warrior),Death Warrior, No Rules, Beatdown (w/Michael Bisping becoming the new Vinnie Jones)
Faggot

>>63972672
Million Dollar Baby and Cinderella Man were great imo. Diggstown and Gladiator are pretty fun.
>>
File: Torres-vs-Namajunas.jpg (32KB, 495x295px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Torres-vs-Namajunas.jpg
32KB, 495x295px
>>63970797
>DJ talking nonsense about PVZ
I was just listening to Rogancast and that kind of threw me for a loop.
I think people are seeing something in Paige that I don't see. Any PVZ fans here that think she has what it takes to be champ?
pic not related
>>
>>63972992

>Was it better than Southpaw?

Yeah it's probably (Since it's basically rocky 7) it's probably the 3rd best Rocky film in terms of quality
>>
>>63972672
Crying Fist is quite good too, if you like depressing Korean movies about perennial fuckups
>>
File: p021w097.jpg (22KB, 624x351px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
p021w097.jpg
22KB, 624x351px
>tfw i could pickpocket every here
>>
File: Screenshot_68.jpg (36KB, 289x622px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Screenshot_68.jpg
36KB, 289x622px
If Conor wins where does he go?
>>
>>63972150
we were called the niggers of europe because we were fucking all the english girls and the kek english were
getting insecure and tried smear us, but just made the sloots want our big black Guinness irish cocks more.
> There's a reason why there's so many Irish surnames in England
>>
>>63973133

no. 1
>>
>>63973133

1
>>
>>63973032
>Any PVZ fans here that think she has what it takes to be champ?
I can't quite get a bead on the sizes of the 115ers. Is PVZ a "true 115er", or is she another one of the 105ers who's banging at 115 cause that's her only choice?
>>
>>63972672
the hammer, undisputed
>>
the more i think about it the more i think luke is going to win. how exactly is weidman supposed to win this fight? the more tape i watch the more i'm favoring rockhold, anyone else?
>>
>>63973133
>Cain is top 10
>Ronda is higher than Holly
>>
>>63973133
They'll introduce a new integer smaller than 1 but larger than 0 for him.
>>
>>63973203
I've been saying Rockhold will win via chokey for months now bud

I even think american tryhard is starting to get that worry feeling in the back of his mind because he's seen me say it so much
>>
File: a handsome man.jpg (779KB, 2400x3200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
a handsome man.jpg
779KB, 2400x3200px
>>63973203
preaching to the choir pham
>>
>>63973203

>literally got KO'd by Vitor
>>
>>63973203

Same tbqh, I saw him overpower Machida while Weidman went 5 rounds with him...Rockhold also has vicious body kicks and can hold his own on the ground. I'm a huge Weidman fan, but I'm seriously doubting him in this fight...
>>
>>63970514
First time submitting picks for this event breh, what's your deal?
>>
>>63973203
I swear, the brazillian fans are gonna come out and cheer for weidman at this point, he has earned their respect at least
>>
>>63972992
>calling John Wick an MMA movie

Why cause Dean of Mean Keith Jardine was in it and cause Keanu does a couple Judo throws?
>>
File: Selection_464.png (393KB, 385x569px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Selection_464.png
393KB, 385x569px
>>63972640
I liked this wmma-tier movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2111392/
Not saying it's great, but I personally enjoyed it.
>>
>>63973246
He's too good looking to not win
>>
>>63973359
>No man could survive this

I could heem every there
>>
>>63973245
>>63973276
I think Luke is too strong and and kicks will play a big role, Weidman may have better straight up wrestling but Luke has good enough defensive wrestling to hold his own and he's extremely good in scrambles, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw Weidman on his back a few times in this fight.
>>
>>63973374

He'll need facial reconstruction surgery when Weidman is done with him.
>>
>>63973261

*TRTitor FTFYF
>>
>>63973203
I'm on the team bro, sorry.
However, the way Chris often allows his opponents to have a go at him, that could be suicide against someone as sharp as Rockhold. You know what I mean, when Chris basically just plants both feet, pulls up his high boxing guard, and lets his opponent throw? Did it against Machida a few times, and against Belfort right at the beginning.
>>
>>63973330
this, the Brazilians and Irish will all be cheering for Chris. He'll win by brutal ground and pound.
Only the gays will be supporting Cockhold
>>
>>63973330
>only hues in The All American's team
>Trump.jpg
>>
Goingto194bro here

Can someone type out the phonetic spelling of that Uvai Morei chant the brazilians do? I wanna participate. TO me, it's always sounded like WHO DA LE LAY
>>
>>63973203

Weidman 110% expects to win.
Rockhold 110% expects to win.

I 110% expect a sea of salt
>>
>>63973474
Luke is going to squeeze Weidman's neck until Weidman is forced to choose between his brain shutting down due to differential pressure in his arteries, or tap out. Plain and simple.


>>63973469
It'll be Luke's BJJ that is the x factor of the fight.
>>
>>63973520
oooo va mo hey

To me lad
>>
>>63973520
OOO VA MORE HAY
>>
File: 1448583486491.gif (870KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1448583486491.gif
870KB, 480x360px
>>63973276
But have you seen Machida dominate Silva in standup the way Weidman did in the rematch? Don't think so, laddy.
>>
>>63973520

U VA MOHERRRR
>>
File: Hype YE.jpg (44KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hype YE.jpg
44KB, 640x640px
Reminder
>>
>>63973573

Well if Chris keeps the fight standing then he has a chance, but if it goes to the ground, I'm not too confident.
>>
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/672593806336897025

lawler is kill lads
>>
File: the-christ.jpg (24KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
the-christ.jpg
24KB, 400x400px
All this Rockhold hype..

Who /wontbackdown/ here? This is your last chance.
>>
>>63973530
Weidman's BJJ is high level too brother. He just doesn't get to show it off as much.
>>
>>63973626
Fuuuuggggg. Please MMA Godz just let Lawler vs Condit happen
>>
>>63973626
NEED BETTER SOURCE
>>
PVZ VS ROSE EMBEDDED

https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
>>
>>63973617
all my hnng
>>
>>63973171
I *think* she's a true 115er.

We'll see how she looks at the weigh-ins next to Namajunas. It's really been on my mind whether Rose has been putting on muscle. Basically all of the girls who competed on TUF could probably be at atomweight if there was a 105 division. Claudia specifically didn't compete on TUF because she wouldn't be able to make weight in the way that that show requires (i.e. make weight easily and often).

Actually, I had Carla to win her fight against JJ until I saw them next to each other. It was obvious that jedrzejczyk was much bigger. Right now I'm not completely sure where PVZ is at.

Of course, conversely, you have girls like Valerie who are so big that they're cutting too much weight and don't have a gas tank. We'll see how it goes.
>>
>>63973632

>Only god can judge me

I am judging him to be an inferior fighter to Luke
>>
>>63973621
Sorry fampire but time has proven that wrestlers are much better at not only getting the fights to the ground in dominant position, but tend to heem cunts long before they can submit them from the bottom.

Kekhold's only chance is his bjj, and the Chris has dealt with better bjj practitioners already. You'll join the team after 194, don't worry.
>>
>>63973617
Hey and just 1 minute ago, Mr White posted a link to "UFC Fight Pass Embedded", Episode 1.
Paige Van Zant, Rose, Pfist'ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
>>
>>63973626

Wew UFC 195...not 194.
>>
>>63973456
So you're a grill? Post boobs?
>>
>>63973687
haha fug you beat me to it
good performance, can you talk us through the finish here?
>>
>>63973719

>Implying I'm not already on the team

I'm just having some doubt.
>>
>>63973573
>the way Weidman did in the rematch?

I'm so sick of hearing this.

He did not "dominate" on the feet. He never dominated Silva on the feet. He has only ever dominated Silva on the ground. Go back and watch the 2nd round of the rematch, where he "dominates" Silva by getting outstruck by him before Silva breaks his leg.

>a guy can dominate in the standup and be outstruck

lol idiots these days I swear. Also it's kind of funny how many heemians browse /pol/
>>
File: absolutely disgusting.jpg (109KB, 1917x927px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
absolutely disgusting.jpg
109KB, 1917x927px
>>63973632


>not being /wontbackdown/ after he rekt the best MW in the world, twice


These people actually exist.
>>
>>63973682
Not sure if this is much better but here lel

www.fb.com/

warriorfightstore/posts/1052831441434181
>>
>>63970498
w2c socks desu
>>
>>63973751
You're supposed to have some doubt when it comes to a contender facing a champ, without that it'd be a worthless title fight.

>>63973779
I've watched the fight countless times, Silva was legitimately losing in both rounds. No one gives a fuck about your opinion, punjabi MC.

Also, as far as I know, /pol/ has always had heavy crossover with boards like /fit/, /sp/ and /fa/.
>>
File: 1443924725551.png (247KB, 419x506px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1443924725551.png
247KB, 419x506px
>>63973687
>Pfister on Sage

wtffff
>>
>>63973626

Incoming change: Condit now fights Woodley for #1 contender.
>>
>>63973687
>sage is rich
>because of this he has no chin

logical
>>
>>63973687
>"I'm a girl so they can't really complain if I hit 'em too hard."
Interesting perspective, actually. - being able to go 100% all the time in training.
>>
>>63973632
>Who /wontbackdown/ here? This is your last chance.

Rockhold isn't almost 40 bud. Gonna be a wakeup call for ol Chrissypoo
>>
>>63973869
All that money is deleting his chin brah
>>
>>63973789

When The Chris makes Rockhold look like the amateur he is they'll all come running back.
>>
>>63973909
but can her sparring partners go hard against her in return?
>>
>>63973869
look at his virgin nose, as soon as he gets busted he will freak out.
>>
>>63973927
Are you fucking doubting him!? Fuck you! He fought his ass off!
>>
File: bunda kick.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
bunda kick.webm
3MB, 1280x720px
>>63973789
What do you expect? UFC barely hypes Chris, of course the casuals won't back him. They just wanna talk it up to get (you)'s on their favourite japanese anime imageboard.
>>
>>63973862
>I've watched the fight countless times, Silva was legitimately losing in both rounds.

yeah but remember how you said he was "dominating the standup"?

>>63973909

>being able to go 100% all the time in training.
remember how I just proved that to be untrue? hope you enjoyed your daily BTFO bud
that actually is interesting, actually
>>
>>63974039
>yeah but remember how you said he was "dominating the standup"?
Yes, he was dominating in all fields. Deal with it lad.
>>
File: 1391575717466.jpg (52KB, 610x288px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1391575717466.jpg
52KB, 610x288px
>>63973862
>/pol/ has always had heavy crossover
>>
>>63974006
he's gonna get chokey bud

>>63973975
>PVZ's male sparring partner throws a 70% hook
>>
File: 1441438988266.webm (590KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1441438988266.webm
590KB, 500x500px
>>63974101
Get in my fucking guard you seppo piece of shit.
>>
>>63974039
>Responding to Canada when he doesn't even talk sense.
>>
>>63973687
I like Cody's confidence.
>>
File: 1.png (34KB, 590x319px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1.png
34KB, 590x319px
Will Brooks not happy. Think he could jump ship? Always liked him since his upset win against Kitaoka. Be very interested to see how he handles the shark-filled pressure cooker that is the UFC...
>>
File: photo.png (64KB, 508x512px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
photo.png
64KB, 508x512px
>"Weidman has only beaten past their prime old men!!"

>Every single one of Rockhold's opponents are in their mid-late 30s
>>
>>63973975
It sounds like they're still teaching her the basics of armbars and rnc desu.
>>
>>63973960
>>63974022


Why on earth they won't hype him more I'll never know. I generally dislike american fighters because I'm a arrogant European but I can't find a single reason to not like Weidman.

He is a legit fighter in all regards.
He wasn't protected, literally thrown to the wolves.
He has pasta Serra and Longo to train him like it's a Sopranos episode.
He is not a coke sniffing douchebag who wrecks cars into pregnant women.
He quit boozing to reach his new slim weight since IVs are banned (meaning he was boozing between camps while beating the best MW fighters int he world.


How is this guy not on your ijmmy Kimmel show etc etc?
>>
>>63974296
>How is this guy not on your ijmmy Kimmel show etc etc?

Good question. The best he's gotten is Katie Nolan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-7infXzszY
>>
>>63974296

>he's boring
>people are dumb
>>
>>63974296
Might have something to do with him being a straight, white, christian, humble family man. They're not cool anymore, bro.
>>
so where did all the fighters go since /asp/ got nagasaki'd
>>
>>63974397
Japanmoot needs to make /wwe/, senpai desu desu desu.
>>
>>63974397
>fighters
Half of that board was dipshits that do karate, wing chun, krav maga and other meme martial arts and talked shit about muay thai and mixed martial arts. Who fucking cares? Hopefully to some shitty circlejerk asian mystique forum.
>>
How likely is it that Lawler was injured in wrestling practice.
>>
>>63973723
>Sage: My dad's a nutrition expert
>flexes abs
>thumbs up
>switch to steroid-dealer dad
>>
>>63974515

Lawler is probably my favorite fighter and I'm still glad he was injured over any of the obvious four.

Condit doesn't deserve the fight tbhfamz.
>>
>>63974520
How drugged up do you think Sage is? He's probably been on a diet of cocaine, HGH, high grade steroids, and sister's special hugs since pre-school.
>>
>>63974578
it would have been such a good fight though...
>>
>>63974583
Sage is a fraud on an ethical level. Sometimes I can't tell if he's bad at acting to mask it with his christianity bullshit or if he's legit just an athletic, abused robot thanks to his dad, much like Chinese olympians.

No doubt he has mad potential in MMA, but it's likely just due to drugs and pressure. I wouldn't say he uses cocaine.
>>
>>63973687
Sage Northcutt is an actual robot
>>
>>63973723
Sage is absolutely getting raped by his dad.
>>
File: heem.jpg (8KB, 171x253px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
heem.jpg
8KB, 171x253px
How long could you last with Sage in the octagon?
>>
>>63972104
Above, but at the same time, it's like expressing a preference for cockroaches when the alternative is niggers.
>>
File: 1430119581332.jpg (8KB, 214x250px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1430119581332.jpg
8KB, 214x250px
>>63973723
>Cody saying Sage is an easy fight and he's gonna beat him up
>trains at Velociti Fitness League and Yoga
>black coach
>"functional" fitness
This cracker is so dead. Can't phage the Sage.
>>
>>63974793
Sage!
>>
I put $10 on Pfister after watching that embedded.
>>
>>63974391

>he's boring

I'm assuming you mean personality? Because he is the least boring champin there has ever been in regards to fight results.

>>63974395

The cückening confirmed.


Women fighting = Hobbits on salvia. Interesting to watch no doubt.

Pleas let the actual professionals stay in focus though.
>>
>>63970896
Shut the fuck up dummie.
>>
>>63974640
wtf is wrong with you all the dude is competing since 5-6 y, he litteraly is training his whole life, and the dude seems humble and super nice, i really wish him to become big in ufc
>>63974765
all night long no homo
>>
>>63974941
He's juicing, retard. Fair enough, most fighters are - but he's literally trying to put off this good guy image where he does nothing wrong. Sage is a dipshit. I like the part where you take what the UFC and youtube channels want you to see at face value, though.

Pretty naive. No wonder your country is being cvcked by non-whites. People like you exist.
>>
File: 175464263[1].jpg (61KB, 630x420px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
175464263[1].jpg
61KB, 630x420px
>Rogan might leave

Who /Goldie Stann Broship Masterrace/ here?
>>
>>63971597
>>63971414
https://youtu.be/8iGNojuvyBA
Idk mate weat bix is pretty good
>>
>>63974988
>not Michael Schiavello and Chael Sonnen
fag
>>
>>63974941
I think Sage is a good boy. However, Sage's dad is a confirmed drug cartel. The apples doesn't fall far from the tree, and the seed is strong. The moment Sage slips, the moment he forgets Jesus, he's gonna fall into a life of debauchery, drugs, and memes.
>>
File: 1435342938319.jpg (42KB, 287x525px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1435342938319.jpg
42KB, 287x525px
>>63974988


Anik and Goldie is the new voice of the UFC now.
>>
>>63974975
ye sure i might be naive and i might have jumped on the hype train, but give me proof he isn't nice and humble as he seems
>No wonder your country is being cvcked by non-whites
says the dude living with aborigines
living in a shit country but still 100%white
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-dNR1KH3Q

Mcgregor predicting tings
>>
File: 1443318186319.jpg (201KB, 560x560px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1443318186319.jpg
201KB, 560x560px
>>63975055
>Australian accent
>stupid quotes like "Goodnight Irene" and other kangaroo krap
>meme fighter turned commentator
>does commentary for mandrama
>meme commentators
>Australia
Here's your (You)
>>
>>63974975
>>63974975
>He's juicing, retard.
>He's jucing nice kid
ftfy
whatever, even if he does roids, i bet most of them do or did... fun fact, a friend of mine was getting his roids(test) from the president of the croatian bodybuilding association , who was also Cro Cops bodybuilding trainer, apparently he got the best stuff
anyway you didn't hear it from me
>>
>>63974834
baka lad.

i bet you have Aldo winning too?
>>
>>63975200
when does the embedded series start?
>>
>>63974203

I know right?
>>
>>63974834
lol have u seen his fights?
>>
>>63974834

Should have just taken a $10 note out of your wallet and flushed it down the toilet for the same effect.
>>
>>63975098
I'm genuinely surprised that the UFC hasn't been actively searching for better commentators. It really can't be that hard.
>>
>>63974975
lol angry wife beating aussie is best heemian

>>63975398
this
Sage is going to riot
>>
>>63975200

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>
>>63975220
>schaub
Strong bait, you tried. I can give you 1 shrug for your effort, that's the best I can do.
>>
>>63974640
How can you be certain he's juicing? He's basically been bulking/cutting his whole life... Isn't there any chance he's natty?
>>
>>63973687
idk but rose looks stronger tbqh id change my prediction about vanzant
>>
>>63975344
literally right at the end of the video it tells you that

>not a true fight fan confirmed
>>
>>63975480
You're kidding, right? Zyzz was natty too, then. Guess it's just genetics and not connections.
>>
>>63975086
>the moment he forgets Jesus
Then he should go train with Bendo. He'll teach him how to balance money and Jesus
>>
>>63974988
He's posturing for more money. Notice how he started talking about how he initially did commentary for free? Oh, and how he casually mentioned how he has fuck-you money after fear factor?
There's no way he's leaving 'to do podcasts and standup.' As if.
>>
File: paige.jpg (2MB, 4152x2929px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
paige.jpg
2MB, 4152x2929px
Fighters you want to see get ruined by Joanna?
>>
>>63975573
Just her.
>>
>>63975509
Nah, I just don't personally know much about 'roids. I browsed bodybuilding.com forums for a while but that's about it.
>>
>>63973133
>never lost a fight
>4th
If Jon Jones if 4th, cocaine should be #1
>>
>>63975200
>My name is Acne McGregor
>I'm a professional Pizza Face
>>
>>63975509
comparing a midget who did pictures of getting roid pumped up his ass and a dude whos training whole life , really good point upside down country
your logic is flawless
>>
>>63974640

>Wahhh someone has a gazillion trophies and more accomplishments at 19 than me in my NEET life therefore they're fake and roiding

Is that you Ronda? Why can't people just accept there are people out there with better work ethics? Are you that insecure?
>>
>>63975573
>>
File: 1448602098544.jpg (512KB, 1437x1881px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1448602098544.jpg
512KB, 1437x1881px
>>63975622
You don't get sub 10% bf without PED help, and without starving yourself after a strong bulk which costs you gains and is very impractical, especially if you're a fighter that needs strength.

Sage being natty is a meme at this point. Most people are pretty aware.
>>
>>63975676
That's a fair point. Zyzz started out saf.
>>
File: Tecia-Torres.jpg (18KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Tecia-Torres.jpg
18KB, 400x400px
>>63975573
>>
>>63975676
>midget
Zyzz was 6'2" though. What the fug, muslimlands?
>>
>>63975200

I forgot about him saying that Mendes' body would be screaming for oxygen.
>>
>>63975750

I visualize and predict these tings.
>>
Sage Northcutt's dad is a confirmed steroid dealer, wonder why Sage is so cut HAHAHAHAHAHAH

fucking cheater
>>
>>63975768

I knew dis was going t'happen, because I seen up 'ere
>>
File: zyzztinyboy.jpg (51KB, 338x658px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
zyzztinyboy.jpg
51KB, 338x658px
>>63975732
wanted to say he was a skinny midget before he started "working out " /doing roids nvm
the point is you being stupid and comparing apples and pears
>>
Aldo vs McGregor, who y'all got?
>>
>>63975977
Everyone is either skinny or fat before working out dummie
>>
>>63975200
>Says chad can't pass guard
He didn't.
>Says he'll butcher chad from the bottom
He did.

As it stands now... The thing is, is that Aldo keeps his chin tucked so well. I logically find it hard to see him getting put away in the first, but McGoobs predicts these tings, so we'll see.
>>
>>63975980
fuck knows aldo hasn't had a fight in 5 years and because of that i think mcgoober
>>
File: 1444424749971.png (525KB, 635x732px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1444424749971.png
525KB, 635x732px
ElPresador posts on /heem/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_6jfg24ppA
>>
>>63975977
zyzz was always tall, retard. He was just skin and bones before. Literally what is your fucking point?
>>
>>63976043
damn a five year layoff, that's a long time
>>
File: 1439696648466.jpg (87KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1439696648466.jpg
87KB, 900x900px
Lawler out of UFC195
>>
>>63976032
whatever why am i even trying
no proof sage did roids,
>Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat
>>
>>63976137
F uuuuuuuuuuu
>>
>>63975980

I lean towards Aldo by decision

excited to see Goob stumbling around exhausted in the fourth round
>>
>>63976168
This is not a court of law you fatty.
>>
>>63976137
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/672619507530223616

Jewani confirm hes fine
>>
>>63976043
>5 years
I think it's 6 years, technically.
>>
>>63976214
whatever makes you feel better about your skin color shitskin
>>
>>63976057
During the DJ interview he implied that he didn't know that Betch is a joke. So maybe Joe really thought that win wasn't a ridiculous farce.
You can't fault him, if so. Imagine trying to keep up with every fighter in every division, the amount of time it would take.
>>
>>63976284
>tapping this fast
Chael-tier tbqh Nasheem.
>>
>>63975509
What a losers outlook
Fiteshits like you don't even know what a muscular physique looks like, there's very few guys who fail the actual eye test in the UFC. It's an endurance sport so they look like endurance athletes, so the moment you see a kid come from BB you all bitch that he must be a cheat because your athletes don't look like that.
>>
>>63976319
For the record, I wouldn't tap to you, pussy.
>>
>>63976339
>tfw i could heem every brit
>>
>>63976061
I think his point is that Zyzz was very skinny, then got into serious bodybuilding and steroids to become
>muh asthetics
While sage has been ripped his entire life.

I'm not disagreeing with you, Australia, just explaining your opponents position.
>>
>there are goofs in this thread right now who think Aldo can last 5 rounds with McGOAT

lads, if ever there was a fight that's not going to a decision this is the one
>>
>>63976327
>there's very few guys who fail the actual eye test in the UFC
lmao I hope you don't actually believe that
>>
>>63976384
true because Aldo will KO McGoober
>>
>>63976407
I'll delete your chin with my fists if you say that again
>>
>>63976384
Would IRA start a revolution if Conor gets heemed in the first?
>>
>>63976355
Listen, we best not. Last time we did that a lot of you lads died.
>>
File: 1429872717636.png (255KB, 432x426px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1429872717636.png
255KB, 432x426px
>>63970419
Edgar by Dec (Alpha manlets are easy to outgame)
Barboza TKO
Lauzon Sub
Pierce (Sets up Paul Harris Redo)
>>
File: julius.png (979KB, 850x833px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
julius.png
979KB, 850x833px
>>63976384
>tfw connor wins by boring 5 round wrestlefucking

Its all been an elaborate ruse
>>
>>63976453
A lot you lads died too tbqh.
But 1v1 you got no chance brit.
>>
File: 1369262250579.png (282KB, 500x371px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1369262250579.png
282KB, 500x371px
>>63976319
>>
File: 1447591284814.gif (2MB, 160x120px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1447591284814.gif
2MB, 160x120px
>>63976213
Haven't you heard that both McGabs and Holly /heem/ can go all day?
>>
>>63976481
Don't cry Croatia, Serbia it's not gonna rape you today.
>>
i wasn't aware aldo has gone about 5 years without a fight, that's going to be a big factor

i'm just worried connor will be overly confident like the last fight against chad where he kept talking with his hands down
>>
>>63976384
>>there are goofs in this thread right now who think Aldo can last 5 rounds with McGOAT
>lads, if ever there was a fight that's not going to a decision this is the one

Aldo doesn't have big power, but he has a big speed advantage.

Conor has a good chin, and he's willing to sacrifice his body to the maximum to get the win. He will not stop coming even if he's getting lit up. Aldo via pillowfist DEC
>>
>>63976513
I think it's really almost 7 years since aldo fought.
>>
>>63976513
What's this 5 years Aldo meme?
>>
>>63976551
hush
>>
>>63976542
oh yeah, i forgot that fight 5 years ago was canceled because of a rib injury
>>
File: 1448877168097.jpg (72KB, 417x590px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1448877168097.jpg
72KB, 417x590px
>>63976565
>>63976542
You meme'd me.
>>
>>63976327
I've been lifting for years, mostly power lifting, I really don't give much of a fuck about what a poutine fed canadian has to say.
>>
>>63976478
Only 255 of us died lad
>>
File: 1447587360434.gif (1MB, 160x120px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1447587360434.gif
1MB, 160x120px
>>63976491
meant to post this one
>>
>>63975220
He's a grower, took me some time to enjoy his style. Good mix of memes and play by play
>compressing the femoral artery
>the big kibosh
>stick a fork in him, he's done
>open the freezer, he's out cold
>
Well paired with a calm colour commentator like Pat Miletich
>>
File: 1368113027817.gif (1017KB, 218x180px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1368113027817.gif
1017KB, 218x180px
>>63976478
>calls out someone from another continent
>so ballsy
>>63976505
>implying im from croatia
kek you're really trying tho neegro
>>
File: 1448583274253.jpg (26KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1448583274253.jpg
26KB, 400x400px
>Canada
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/112277/French_Canadian_Poutine_With_Fries/

Daily reminder to not even speak to these degenerate losers.
>>
>>63976551
cos he hasn't had a fight in 5 years? he's the p4p dodging champion
>>
File: 1448166488006.jpg (19KB, 299x223px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1448166488006.jpg
19KB, 299x223px
>>63976606
That's pretty good for 10 days and a 3rd world country vs NATO.
But it's ok, i'm ok with you brits, no hard feelings tbqh. I could heem you all anyway
>>63976640
Confirmed Kebab.
>>
>>63975382
I really enjoyed the wrestling techniques he put on display in his last fight.
>>
>>63976451
Listen, i like Aldo and i dont like Conor

But ive been very disappointed with Aldo's last few fights, his heart is not even in it anymore

The guy has been fighting this whole time just to get out of poverty, he said his dream was to just own his own house, he's now got this and far more and is fairly comfortable and well off

When you look at the mentality of these two its obvious as fuck that Conor wants to win this title 10 times more than Aldo wants to keep it

You can see it in Aldos face everytime he has a camera on him, he's fed up with it all the fame and the whole American circus act that the ufc is, Conor loves all this shit and fakery, and when someone is in that state of mental preperation theres hardly anyone out there that will be able to stop him

I wouldn't mind seeing Aldo win this but its just not going to happen
>>
>>63976533
You really think Aldo can last 5 rounds of McG's pressure and output without making a mistake?

There's going to be a finish in this fight
>>
File: 1437866160672.jpg (2MB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1437866160672.jpg
2MB, 1200x900px
>>63976667
>people like these exist.
>>
>>63976468

>Conor
>Wrestling

Found the casual
>>
>>63976681
Don't be so hard on yourself. You're 100% white and 1st world.
>>
>>63976754
I know dad.
I'm gonna be an austronaut when i grow older, i promise.
>>
File: 1443567547679.webm (932KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1443567547679.webm
932KB, 960x540px
>>63976746
It's such a good thing that Germany lost WWII, right?
>>
File: Sage_Trophies.png (2MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Sage_Trophies.png
2MB, 1366x768px
>>63976667
daily reminder that you literally post hatred about me hours after I piss you off

>>63973687
>Pfister says that he's worked for everything he has in his life and that Sage has been handed everything

>later on in the episode they show Sage's wrestling and karate trophies
>>
OFFICIAL MMA COUNTRY POWER RANKINGS

1. USA
2. Brazil
....
3. Canada
4. Japan
5. United Kingdom
>>
>>63976753
>falling for the memekicks
He's been secretly training wrestling for years now. He's borderline Olympic at this point.
>>
>>63976724
Well, look at the performances.

People talk about Ronda and Conor and
>The hype
But these are people who finish nearly everyone in a minute or two.
THAT IS HOW THEY BECAME FAMOUS, not by talking. People are retarded I fucking swear.
>>
>>63976808
>Japan
>United Kingdom
rude to be honest
>>
>>63976800
minutely reminder that I legit dunno who the fuck you are and I just entered this thread within the last 10 minues and saw a grotesque canadian arguing with an australian and jumped in
>>
>>63976800
I wonder at what age Sage first heemed someone...
>>
>>63976724
le armchair psychoanalyst analysis man
>>
>>63976834
does Argentina even have a fighter on the ufc roster?
>>
>>63976836
There's a video on youtube of him heeming someone in full headgear with some spinning shit - I think he was 16 at the time?
>>
>>63976881
pozinibo but he literally reps brazil like a total kek
>>
>>63976895
>most people have to look around for PEDs
>Northkuck got them for free from his rapist dad
privileged
>>
>>63976881
ye this guy right here >>63976681
sounds strong af , claiming he could heem all the brits , someone should contact dana
>>
>>63976936
Well, at least now he's getting tested on the reg, right?
>>
File: 41C.jpg (81KB, 515x676px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
41C.jpg
81KB, 515x676px
>>63976881
>>63976907
Maybe 3 or 4.
The best is Ponzinibbio who had to go to Brazil to train because MMA in Argentina is not popular at all.
It's a matter of time lads, we are gonna take over eventually, our boxers and kickboxers are GOAT tier.
>>
>>63976977
mcgoat says the tests are a joke
>>
>>63976977
kek, so was brock
>>
McGregor won't be able to walk let alone throw those spinning meme kicks after Aldo leg kicks him and drags him to the championship rounds.
>>
>>63977003
sauce?
>>63977006
>I don't know what I'm talking about
thanks for clearing that up!
>>
>>63976832
>But these are people who finish nearly everyone in a minute or two

I agree, Ronda has had it too easy this whole time and was never really tested then got found out badly by Holm

But you look at the Mendes fight for Conor, he was getting his face smashed in with punches and elbows and was on the deck for most of the 2 rounds

But even in that situation he was still talking shit to Mendes, he was still telling him that he'd beat him, then when he did get up he just ended him like that

You cant stop someone who has that much belief and determination, that Mendes fight was the hardest fight he's going to have to winning this title, i dont see Aldo doing anywhere near the damage Mendes got in on him
>>
>>63976997
within South America you'll always be second to Brazil at best. The USA will always dominate the UFC in general though of course
>>
>>63977016
You're implying goober isn't training to defend and protect himself from that. How hard will you cry when goober heems aldo from weird striking angles?
>>
>>63976997
didnt that guy get heemed in his last fight?
>>
>>63977016
honestly wouldn't be surprised if Aldo memekicks Goob directly in the cup in the first round

like that other hue did to Uriah Hall
>>
>>63977024
>the hardest I've worked out was lifting a foreign meat patty burger full of chemicals to my mouth
>>
>>63977042
That's ok, being second to Brazil es normal.
>>63977059
Yes, Lorenz Larking heemed him pretty bad.
That's because he got c.ucked by Brazil, next time he's coming out stronger.
>>
>>63976667
maybe the most attractive woman i have ever seen
>>
>>63977041

Conor has terrible striking defense

Aldo has a huge speed advantage

Conor is going to get poonch in da faysh many, many times
>>
>>63977024
in the media lunch scrum on youtube. he says the usada uses local organizations to give the tests. so basically irish test irish fighters and brazil tests brazilian fighters instead of an outside source flying in.
>>
File: 1369770710711.gif (593KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1369770710711.gif
593KB, 320x240px
post your face aldo heems goober
>>
>>63977041
I agree with your sentiment, but the fact is that 'Ground and Pound' (from full guard) mostly just sounds cool because it rhymes. Against someone with a good guard, the best you can generally do is open a cut or cause a hematoma.

I would say that Aldo is a tougher fight than Mendes.
>>
>>63977099
...
>>
File: 1447625932047.png (19KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1447625932047.png
19KB, 400x400px
>>63977176
>>
>>63977164
So what about the sish where Aldo's coaches said the testers weren't authorized in Brazil?
>>
File: HUNTO.png (1MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
HUNTO.png
1MB, 1366x768px
>>63977176
>>
File: 2197ygz.jpg (44KB, 599x799px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
2197ygz.jpg
44KB, 599x799px
literally no one at 145 can stand with mcgregor. aldo needs to take this to the floor if he wants to have any chance of winning
>>
File: image.png (1MB, 1280x768px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
1MB, 1280x768px
>>63977176
>>
>>63977176
>implying that aldo has even a 1% chance of getting a KO against anyone in the top 5.
>>
>>63977016
Mcgregor is a southpaw and Aldo is Orthodox.
>>
>>63977245
that was true.

if a guy showed up at your doorstep and demanded a piss test and then you found out he didn't even have the proper prerequisites to run a test on you, you'd think something fishy was up, no?

That happened at a time where Aldo knew the UFC was out for his fucking throat. I'd have done the same thing.
>>
>>63977255
Chad exposed Conor. Aldo is going to take him down with ease and pound his face in.
>>
>>63977255
100% chance that Aldo will try and fight outside, cautiously, and shoot for takedowns whenever he can.
>>
>>63977176
>>
>>63977302
but what if Conor butchez 'im frum d'bottem
>>
>>63977294
Right. The testers were not Brazilian.
>>
>>63977255

Both Conor and Aldo haven't fought since the IV ban.

Protip: In reality it would have a worse effect on McGoob, but the UFC will allow him to use an IV because they want him to win.
>>
mcgreggor had a bad weight cut last fight it seemed

if he has another bad cut, he won't win
>>
>>63977426
he had an injury
>>
>>63977426
his weight cuts are always bad, he cuts too much
>>
>>63977151
Likely too redpilled for you, cvckhold. Go back to your bright haired tumblr girls.
>>
NEW THREAD
>>63977441
>>63977441
>>63977441
>>
>>63977426
>if he has another bad cut, he won't win
>>63977440
>he had an injury
he also had an IV
>>
>>63977451
hes had much better cuts before compared to the last
>>
>>63977472
His coach has specifically said this cut has gone well, and he's had plenty of time to prepare for it.

I'm a little vexed by the issue of weightcuts. Basically everyone says they've never used them (Ronda, DJ...), but on /heem/ they're made out to be this huge issue.
>>
>>63977562
Yeah, definitely, if she's ugly or getting paid.

All ugly girls and/or prostitutes are into those things.
Thread replies: 506
Thread images: 109
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK