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/heem/ they dont roid like I roid edition


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>UFC Fight Pass VanZant vs Namajunas Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4

>UFC 194 Embedded on FOX: Aldo vs McGregor Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-dNR1KH3Q

>Lawler not injured
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/672619507530223616

> UFC 194 extended preview
https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y

>TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call
https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY

>UFC 194 conference call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs

>Bisping vs Mousasi added to FN 83
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night

>rogan confirmed scared of cyborg
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma

>Jews did 9/11 proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPB9rpt45Q

>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news

>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor

MMADigest update: http://youtu.be/Ji4E4mWz3E4
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whos more reddit, conor or aldo?
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>>63977497
aldo
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Third for can't tell the difference between Ireland and Italy.
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First for mimi
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how come Canadian fighters never carry the Canadian flag with them to the ring before fights? Do they lack patriotism?
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>>63977497
Aldo by far.
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I predict teez tingz
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>>63977582

There's nothing in Canada worth being patriotic about.
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>>63977582
also you could say the same thing about black Americans in the UFC
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>>63977583
>"The Fist"

Seriously?
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>>63977583

That guy on the right is ROIDED OUT
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>>63977511
>>63977606
why do you think that? seems like every normie redditor and normie in general are going mcgregor.
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>>63977617
Will anyone miss weight for 194?
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>>63977582
Then we'd REALLY look like U.S Lite.
tbqh we try to disassociate our culture from resembling yours as much as possible
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>>63977583
it's weird, it's like a before and after . Are you a cody, sick of being average, get in the jock-2000 guaranteed to at least Chad or better your entire existence. (not responsible for any accidental brandon-ing)
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>>63977769
his nickname should be "The Sister"
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>>63977862
Is reddit generally going for Aldo?
I very rarely go there.
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>>63977821
>That guy on the right is ROIDED OUT

What the fuck is this, opposite day?
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>Aaron Rodgers
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>>63977441


Ireland, let's be real here for a second. Conor looks like a skelly at weigh ins.

Are you sure you're prepared to see what happens when he isn't allowed to rehydrate with an IV afterwards?
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>>63977583
One of these guys does NOT pass the eye test, and it's not Sage
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>>63977918
reddit generally has the normie opinion and it seems like EVERYONE is going mcgregor. seems like the more contrarian position to go for aldo.
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>>63977891
>tbqh we try to disassociate our culture from resembling yours as much as possible

I hate this but it is true
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whos the most smug fighter in the ufc?
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Do roids make you able to do this?
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>>63978021
Well... when Aldo hasn't fought in 5 years... who in their right mind would bet on him?
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>>63978378
Yeah. They teach you that in like day 2 of Roid class
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>>63978424
I'm not saying it isn't smart to go for mcgregor, it's just more reddit.

it would be a very 4chan degenerate contrarian thing to bet on aldo.
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Sage is 100% confirmed on steroids, if you disagree then you're in denial
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>>63978378
how in the shit
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>>63978475
What's day 3 then?
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>>63977441
Smooth move there Ireland. I chuckled.

>inb4 the thread gets deleted
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>>63978378

Dat nigga flippin.
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>>63977441
>/heem/ my father is a narc edition
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>>63978579
oh look its a casual
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>>63977577
bad pic of her desu
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>>63978516
Well... It's very hard for me to see Aldo getting TKO'd in the 1st, like Conor imagines.

Aldo has perfect Muay Thai form and keeps his chin tucked, so, like Jedzejczyk, he's more likely to wind up with a bruised forehead than to get heem'd.

He's also very fast, and is definitely going to be going for takedowns. And he's patient. Aldo could definitely win. If we get to the end of the first round and Aldo has won on points, and not taken any significant damage, it's going to be a whole 'nother ballgame.
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>>63978378
>That "I need to be tested" flip
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>>63978768
the fight really could go either way, anything could happen. people just seem to think mcgregor has it in the bag.
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>>63978608
using the flip to escape testing
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>>63977821
>yfw Cody "The Beaver" Pfister tests positive for roids
>yfw Sage was natty all along
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>>63978895
People also thought Ronda had it in the bag against my girl Holly.
Truth be told I'm rooting for Conrad, but it's definitely not an easy fight.
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http://www.si.com/mma/2015/12/03/ronda-rousey-holly-holm-rematch-fight-ufc-dana-white?xid=si_social
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>>63979019
>that disappointed roastie in the audience
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>>63979057
tony hinchcliffe may write jokes for comedy central roasts, but he isn't a 'roastie'!
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>>63978378
clearly roid head, he even has the roid acne on his shoulder , his skin looks suspiciously orange and that flip can't be made naturally
t. phd in heeming
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>>63979034
please let holly fight more scrubs before this happens.
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>>63979218
holly probably has a better chance at heeming ronda than she has at heeming anybody else
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God dammit, I missed glory 16 because of werk. Anyone has a download or torrent or something?
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>>63979034
Dana clearly doesn't care about Ronda at all. If he did, he'd tell her there is a skill gap she needs to spend some time closing before she faces Holly again. I hope she never gives him another hug again for as long as he lives.
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>>63978378
You fools! This isn't even debatable!

THIS is his fucking father. Does this look natty to you? top fucking kek.
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>>63979316
That's pretty obvious, he even says "If we didn't make that rematch, me and Lorenzo should probably lose our promoter's license"

It's about the money here, which makes sense, a Holly v Ronda rematch is what people want to see right now, but is it the best for Ronda? Probably not.
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>>63979302
>glory 16
what the fuck you talking about? It's glory 26. It's on tomorrow.
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>>63979329
I literally couldn't give two shits about his roid usage. Tbh so many people do, that the ones who don't are the standout.

The fact that his daddy is a narc snitch faggot on the other hand is something that will always linger.

Also, its not like his criminal daddy isn't going to sabotage his labrador sons career by not letting him trane in good gyms with actual coaches like Firas.
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>>63979329
Shut up. I looked like that at 16 after one month of lifting (when I started). It isn't hard.
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>>63977441
how long till someone tries this in ufc for TDD?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRdu8-01II&feature=youtu.be
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>>63979491

Oh... wait.... if that's tomorrow, then what was today?
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>>63979516
>Also, its not like his criminal daddy isn't going to sabotage his labrador sons career by not letting him trane in good gyms with actual coaches like Firas.

>http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/2/9836576/ufc-fight-night-80-sage-northcutt-pulled-from-tristar-ahead-cody-pfister-fight-dec-10-mma
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>>63979573
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>>63979573
What do Mexicans work as? Do you work for the Cartel?
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>>63979620
He trains decapitation bro
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>>63979620
He's a preacher, guapo. Vaya con Dios.
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>>63979648
He could delete my heaD?

>Mexico can heem every here
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>>63979573
isn't M-1 on soon>?
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average guy on HEEM
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>>63979019
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>>63979872
based. you see him on that hunting hitler show?
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>>63979034
Ronda should probably wait 1.5-2 years before coming back, and quietly train with a non-meme training camp.
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>>63979872
What's he going to do, take 2 red pills and tattoo an American flag on his face as he skydives into Raqqa, shooting at everyone he sees?
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>>63979872
That's actually pretty gay. ISIS will just continue to kill people in places with gun laws similar to Cali. Tim can't do shit all about it.
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>>63979893
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>>63979911
Is is any good? Curious.
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>>63979954
A lot less gay than being no guns through and through
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>>63979284
I don't know. The thing is that Cat and Miesha are both wrestlers (idk about Amanda and Pena).

Ronda wants to clinch, so she rushes in at a standing position. Holly, surprisingly, has a really strong straight left, so Ronda got fucked up.

Wrestlers want a double or single leg, so they come at you hunched over. What might Holly do against this kind of style?

What can anyone do to fuck up a wrestler going for the double leg?
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>>63979989
interesting. I wouldn't say it's good though
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>>63980040
Well it didn't look as if having guns did much at all. People still died. So now ISIS goes:

>Texas? Full of guns, avoid similar places
>Cali? Laws. Attack similar places

You guns become moot when all you're saying is "Don't come to my state hurr hurr hurr". Fine, they won't and instead will go to states with laws.
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>>63980064
DAYYYYUM
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>>63980078
We don't care about states with laws friend :P
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>>63979954
isis will kill people anywhere they want. gun laws don't mean shit.
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>>63980049
Gracie-style BJJ
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>>63980049
I tried to explain this to a Brit yesterday and he just kept insisting that Holly Holm was only pretending to not be able to knock out people that don't come to her and that now that she's beaten Ronda she's at her full power level
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>>63980112
Not after what happened in Texas to ISIS. They'll target places they know will pose as a minimum threat to them. Which is why I could say, hence Cali.
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>>63980064
>>63980094
>>63980120

WTF?

/heem/ is a sacred place. Get this shit out of here! MODS
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>>63980094
>tribal tat
I was in love with the one testicle wonder but after that DROPPED!

Also what happens if Conor wins? Shitposting to the max? Mandrama fags influx?
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I got a bit high lads and now I'm hungry. Should I eat my Cookies N Cream ice cream or just sit it out?

I trane UFC tomorrow btw
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>>63980190
She doesn't have one testicle, just very small balls.
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>>63979516
>Firas
Who has Firas trained?

I can be arsed to google - but just thought I might ask here.
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>>63980142
>what happened in Texas to ISIS

which is?
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>>63980211
GSP
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>>63977441
>Chad exposed Conor.

Exposed him and still got knocked the fuck out in the 2nd round
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>>63980211
Rory MacDonald
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>>63980216
Where have you been??

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Culwell_Center_attack
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>>63980211
GSP/Rory Macdonald/Kenny Florian/Miguel "The biggest prospect to flop" Torres/Makdesi/Breese/Hioki/Menjivar.
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>>63980220
Ah. I'm not completely sold on Tristar, but it's certainly better than most. Will be interesting to see where Sage Manzant winds up at.
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>>63980216
Euphoric group staged a Draw Muhammad convention as a form of protest. Loaded convention center it was taking place in with security and armed guards in anticipation of drawing out Jihadist scum.

ISIS operatives show up with AKs and explosives, are killed in the parking lot of the center before being able to enter or inflict any damage.
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>>63979872
Good on you Tim.
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>>63979893
>>63979908
did no one else notice this
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>>63980252
>>63980267
Glorious...
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>>63980267
>>63980252
Just from the fucking Wikipedia introduction it says that they didn't try to get in, they immediately started attacking the security guards at the gate (Who would have guns anywhere) and weren't even proper ISIS members, they were two local muzzies who'd recently pledged allegiance.
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>>63980291
Notice what?
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>>63977441
so can anyone help me figure this shit out. timezones should be simple.

I had one site tell me that M-1 63 is airing at 10 am today, was not sure if it was under card or main card but thought sweet i can watch puetz fight before work if i can find a stream, then their sight says it starts at 11 am NY time

now the issue is their countdown timer says it starts in 20 hours, which is essentially 7 my time and well 9 E/ 6 P common american times

So can anyone help me locate when this card is fought?
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>>63980455
It looked like Holly was looking up at the tranny.
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>>63980460
>Tranny
Wow, nice slur
You wanna talk about niggers, kikes, and spics next?
Let's really make /heem/ classy as fuck.
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>>63980489
>mfw this post
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>>63980489
I'm literally dating one so it's okay.
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>>63980489
you forgot faggot, faggot
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>>63980489
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Wake up Jose

It is all over
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>>63980456
lol, the prelim headlining fight is a knight fight, and it airs at 12:30 , so 12:30 my time and M-1 are idiots on their countdown.

now to find a stream for fightnetwork since my gray market satellite never gets fightnetwork working that well.
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>>63980489
white cis scum BTFO
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>>63980542
wh-what does it feel like
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>>63980489
such trigger
much kek
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>>63980625
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Does Aldo have KO power against McGregor?
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You think Sage could rip a phonebook in half?
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Bethe Correia Vs Leslie Smith

That's the only fight to make. Book it.
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>>63981028
Probably not - most phone books are digital now, so he would probably need a Computer Science degree to do that.
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>All 3 Vegas shows sold out
>194 gate over $9M
>https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/672416959686819840
post yfw not going to all 3 events
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>>63981078
Has there been a lot of hype amongst casuals and on non-sports TV for 194 over where you guys are?
It might just be because I live close to Melbourne and the UFC doing an event here was a massive deal, but it seemed like 193 got way more press coverage. Some perspective would be nice.
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>>63981078
going to events sucks, view is shitty and you can't see whats going on half the time
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>>63981107
>It might just be because I live close to Melbourne and the UFC doing an event here was a massive deal
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>>63981115
Ronda and Joanna were all over the nightly talk shows, they did an open workout in the big plaza in the middle of the city, they had a red carpet event sort of thing and everything
It was a big deal over here mang
It was a big dealio mang, y
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>>63981134
youve been heemed one too many times laddy

your brain is mush
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>>63981144
I don't know what you're trying to say.
That aside, I can only assume that 194 is the talk of the town over where you are. Does Conor do much media stuff locally, or does he spend most of his time in the US?
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>>63981176
im trying to say youre a huge retard for thinking there is any possibility that it would be as big as the event you just held in your home town you dumb fuck
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>>63981176
Conor has spent most of 2015 outside of Ireland
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>>63981187
That's why I was asking if there's been much buzz for 194 as compared to 193 outside of Australia, where obviously 193 got a lot more attention but it seems that 194 has seemed like it's been a lot more subdued in general.
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>>63981049
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>>63981209
>but it seems that 194 has seemed like it's been a lot more subdued in general.

BECAUSE YOU FUCKING LIVED WHERE 193 WAS HELD JESUS CHRIST
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>>63981219
I know, that's why I'm asking other people what the buzz about 194 has been compared to 193 where they are, because I'm fully aware that I've been influenced on the matter.
So stop acting like you're the smart one where you're too retarded to understand what I've been asking the entire time.
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>>63981251
>because I'm fully aware that I've been influenced on the matter.
>>63981107
>It might just be because I live close to Melbourne
>might

mong
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>>63981265
Meme
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I want Ireland to leave
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>>63981107
I really have no idea. Basically none of my friends follow sports. A couple watched 193 only because they were with me at the time.
The truth is that 190 and 193 sold because of the hype generated by 184. 189 and 194 are for people who actually somewhat give a fuck.
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>>63981269
I'm not talking about Australia only buzz though, I'm talking worldwide. Ronda's last two fights did better than 189 did, if it happened again I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>63981302
nah mcgoat will btfo it
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>>63978516
Reddit is pretty much pro Aldo, atleast the mma subreddit is
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>>63981109
What venue and where did you sit?
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>>63981299
Yeah it's sad how much the casual market really influences things. Dave Meltzer said recently that according to the PPV numbers, the audiences that Conor and Ronda get are completely different, so if you put them on the same card they might crack 1.5m buys easily, though who knows how Ronda's drawing power has been affected by her loss and subsequent public crucifixion.
>>63981308
I'd hope so, Conor might be a casual magnet but he is legit good and the uneducated about MMA people that watch his events will probably get a better glimpse into the current state of the sport than they would a Ronda card, where they seem to less bother loading them up with good fights.
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>>63981308
Wait, are you seriously arguing that 194 is/will be bigger than 193? If so, that's just wrong.
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>>63981331
wait for the numbers friendo
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>>63981318
Bridgestone Arena in Nashville for Teixeira vs Saint Preux. I had pretty good seats but I still couldn't see shit
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>>63981314
That is what I would imagine, though I really don't go to reddit so I have to rely on second hand testimony.
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>>63981331
>>63981338
I'm confused, doesn't it already have a bigger gate than 193?
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>>63981363
abmcgoats dont deal in facts
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>>63981363
The gate is just ticket prices though, PPV numbers mean a whole lot more.
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>>63981325
>Yeah it's sad how much the casual market really influences things.
I don't think it's sad, really.
I think that sports are about stories.
You can harp about how Men's MMA is more developed and has a higher skill level, and you'll be right. But MMA is an individual sport, with individual stories. It's not about men versus women, but individuals vs individuals. What more compelling story can you get besides Ronda Rousey Vs Holly Holm?
I think that women's mixed martial arts is equivalent to hand-egg, more or less. Women are more predisposed to individual sports while men are more predisposed to team sports.
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>>63981417
nobody gave a shit about holm
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>>63981424
>the past
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>>63981433
whats your point?

nobody bought 193 to see holm, she was irrelevant to the numbers

and she wont headline again anyway unless its a housey rematch
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>>63981417
Literally any male champ including DJ is more compelling than Holly
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>>63981449
>>63981457
DJ sold 120k...
Keep smoking that base.
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>>63981449
>she wont headline again anyway unless its a housey rematch
m8 Demetrious Johnson has headlined PPV cards, I think it's safe to say Holly Holm will
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>>63981424
until she put on the mask
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>>63981461
you actually think holm will headline against a non housey opponent?

you actually think 193 wouldve done smaller numbers if honda fought somebody else?
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>>63981468
If I pull that off, will you die?
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>>63981314
They can't handle the dankness and banter.

Figures.
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>>63981476
>you actually think 193 wouldve done smaller numbers if honda fought somebody else?
No
>you actually think holm will headline against a non housey opponent?
Of course, unless Ronda chooses to come back for 200. I don't really see why you're all butthurt right now.
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>>63981495
im not butthurt, just saying housey v holm being a great story is dumb when nobody gave a shit about holm
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>>63979034
> Full HYPE clip here
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=14279698
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>>63981476
They'll at least try a Holm headliner card once.
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>>63981500
I really have no idea what your point is. Sorry.
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>>63978343
Rashad
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>>63981520
>sports is about stories
>name a more compelling story than rousey v holm
>implying anybody bought the ppv giving a single shit about holm
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>>63981536
That's a good story, though...
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Which is worse, Maia vs LaFlare or Holm vs Nunes?
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if you could be heemed by any fighter who would you pickeroo
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>>63981547
how is it a good story when one of them is completely replaceable in the story

anybody couldve been in that fight v rousey and its the same story
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>>63981554
Maia/Laflare was awful, wasn't it?
>>63981567
Um... Who, exactly...
I mean, it's not my fault if you didn't know who holly was before hand..........
Again I have no clue where you're coming from. Sorry, but I think this conversation is done.
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>>63981581
>Who, exactly

anybody, people bought it to watch rousey, not to watch rousey v holm
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>>63981536
The fact that she was a world champion boxer was compelling and mattered a lot.
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>>63981601
well it mattered in the context of the fight

it didnt matter in the context of how the ppv was promoted
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>>63981619
Yes it did.
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>>63981601
This desu
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>>63981619
Everyone knows that Ronda sold the PPVs. You can chill.
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>>63981633
clearly not
>>63981626
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>>63981638
>Ronda sold the PPVs
True.

>Holly and her background didn't matter at all
Not true.
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>>63981633
The other dude's point was that it was promoted around Holm being an undefeated world boxing champion who was coming in to challenge Ronda, the PPV's ad was built around them being two fighters who had a similar route to the the top and everything.
Yeah Ronda sells the PPVs, but the opponent makes the difference between the fight being big and being gigantic.
Like, 190 wouldn't have been too big if Betche didn't say that shit about Ronda's mum and now she's out for revenge!
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>>63981666
nah it wouldve done the same numbers v random bantamweight contendor
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>>63981689
Then why was there a 300k difference between 184 and 190?
You've been very stubborn today, my Irish friend.
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>>63981702
because rousey became a much bigger name laddy
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>>63981638
Well, I have said that I don't know where you're coming from, because stories are told by the winners.
I, and basically everyone here, were here on the 15th rooting for Holly. I, personally, was never rooting *against* Ronda, but I believed in Holly. I wasn't laying money down on her to win, but I believed in her as my champion.
I believed in her fighting style and in her character.
So, to you, you might just see the story as 'literal who beats Roudy Ronda', but history won't write it that way. See >>63981601 and basically every pundit since the fight has happened.
I'll admit that Ronda sold all of the PPVs, but to say that it's not a good story is just a complete denial of reality.
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>>63981713
youre writing the story after the fact though

ppvs arent sold after broadcast
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>>63981708
Sure she was becoming a bigger name but her opponents still made a difference, to deny it is just silly.
I mean look at Jones' buyrates for when he didn't fight Cormier or Rashad, an opponent has a lot to do with things.
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>>63981728
Stories are told after the fight happens.

Everyone has already admitted to you that Ronda sold the pay per views. You won your argument, didn't you
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>>63981729
>an opponent has a lot to do with things.

for men yes

not for rousey
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>>63981752
That doesn't make any sense.
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>>63981762
why do you think the trend of who buys rousey ppvs is much different to mcgregor?

because those who buy rousey fans in general dont give a shit about mma and watched to see all the hype and because she became a celebrity and muh women power and muh could ko mayweather, not because of who she actually fought

whereas mcgregor buyers are more interested in the sport(to a point i understand he is also a hype man)
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>>63981762
he's saying that Ronda's win at 184 was really epic and went viral on instagram. It also appealed to a whole new audience because >wmma.
I mean, Bethe is a terrible fighter. Everyone fucking new it, and yet 190 somehow sold better than 189.
Everyone knows this.
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>>63981792
I think your whole misogynist agenda is starting to show.
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>>63981807
its not misogynistic

cm punk will do huge numbers for similar reasons
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>>63981794
because Betche talked shit about Ronda's dead dad, that's what made the difference
I feel like I'm in bizarro world
>>63981792
Still doesn't make any sense, any audience still cares about a compelling foil to the fighter they want to see.
Ronda vs bum off the street wouldnt sell as well Ronda vs Holm, might still do 700k buys but it wouldn't do the insane amount 193 did
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>>63981819
yeah people bought the tyson fight to see buster douglas too
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>>63981818
Fair enough - Both CM Punk and Ronda both have a fan base and that sells PPVs.
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>>63981819
>because Betche talked shit about Ronda's dead dad, that's what made the difference
>I feel like I'm in bizarro world
Eh... I would agree that they did a very good job of hyping 190.
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>>63981835
Oh, so now opponents don't matter for men too?
You're tripping over your words.
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>>63981865
they matter for women too, my point was they didnt matter for rousey, they didnt matter for tyson at that point, they didnt matter for mayweather in his latter years other than manny
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>>63981891
You don't get to say that they don't matter except for the one time they did. You haven't made a single point so far, you just keep reiterating your opinion.
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>>63981843
I feel ya. Ronda vs CM Punk, UFC 200.
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>>63977583
how come they are both same height,same weight but sage looks like he is packing 50% more muscle
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>>63981708
>because Betche talked shit about Ronda's dead dad, that's what made the difference
Don't forget they did also pull the whole "Four Horsewomen" angle into the marketing with how Bethe beat Jessamyn Duke and Shayla Baszler
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>>63981908
Because his dad was a steroid freak and a DEA snitch
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>>63981909
And Rogan is still tripping over his words.
>I thought Bethe was a good boxer
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>>63981896
why not?

after mayweather cleared the division and before the manny fight people paid to watch him, the other fighter didnt matter

while tyson was mowing through the division it didnt matter who he fought, he was going to do his numbers

this is how boxing promoting literally works, you go through the ppvs you know you will sell until you have your mega match up youve been saving up before the cash cow runs dry

its why floyd v manny took years

its why tyson v holyfield took years
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>>63981927
Opponent doesn't matter though, right? So why on earth would there be such a thing as big money matches?
You've seriously backed yourself into a corner.
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>>63981927
I think, at this point, I'm on your side.

Australia, what are you trying to say?

Yes, Holly definitely had a role to play in the PPV sold. Maybe 10-25%. What's the issue?
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>>63981936
>Yes, Holly definitely had a role to play in the PPV sold. Maybe 10-25%. What's the issue?
Then you're on my side. Ireland is denying this.
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>OHHHH! OUTSTANDING TAKEDOWN DEFENSE!
>UNBELIEVABLE
>UNBELIEVABLE
>UNBELIEVABLE
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>>63981942
I think Ireland was originally taking issue with my idea that Holly Vs Ronda was a good story. I really don't want to get back into that again but I don't think he would take umbrage with the idea that Holly sold ~15% of the PPV.
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Is Sage Northcutt elite?
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>>63981956
Well he was arguing against that idea for quite a while. I think it's one of those moments where the other guy starts out trolling but then needs to keep arguing to not look like a complete goose.
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>>63981935
>Opponent doesn't matter though, right?

it does most of the time, some times it doesnt, people will watch cm punk regardless of who he fights, people bought ufc 193 regardless of who rousey fought,

ill be generous and give her 10% because thats around what mighty mouse does and only big fans buy his fights and only big fans would really gave a shit about holm when buying that fight, and thats ignoring the fact that some of those fans wouldve bought anyway
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>>63981977
Oh so now Holly Holm does make a difference, earlier it was "lol any BW contender would do the same numbers".
Ireland, we are done here. You have conceded my point.
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>>63981977
It's kind of interesting, though. What if 193 was against Peggy Morgan?
Can you imagine if Rousey Vs Morgan did 1M buys?
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>>63981966
He's neo-elite
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>>63981951

Usually when people make fun of joe's antics it's because he overhypes things. Nobody would deny that flip is unbelievable.
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Post your Octagon Girl, /heem/.
>Jhenny Andrade
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>"I don't think UFC knew how much the fighters were making on sponsorships." -Joe Rogan
Damn.
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>>63982055
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>>63982093
DNB
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>>63982107
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>>63982092
>ubereem 50 fights
>only get paid for the ufc portion of it

kek
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>>63982093
god I just want to rub my balls all over that face
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>>63982123
>yfw a shitskin has
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>>63982126
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>>63982092
They fucking knew. Quite a few fighters were open about how much sponsorbux they were getting. Sean McCorkle wrote a good article on it back in the day. Remember him? I liked him. Also Cole Miller I think also talked about sponsor pay and just how essential it was.
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>>63982144
I always wondered how the fighters were going to afford homes and pay Greg Jackson

Do you think JbJ doesn't have to pay the Gaidojitsu master? Like skate shops sponsoring skateboarders to attract more business?
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>>63982144
To me, it's still just schaub who has come out.
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rampage been drinkin on his stream boys
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>>63982275
sponsoring dont always mean money,gyms even invest money in promising talent
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>>63982306
> an washed up "athlete" has trouble coping and turns to self medication
Imagine that
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>>63982420
That's what MusclePharm are doing with Elevation Fight Team right?
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>>63982554
could be, fighters brings gyms more advertising,credibility etc
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>>63982670
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>>63982554
No i think they needed lab rats and well a fight team doing everything in front of your nerds is for the best. Watch for killashaw to start sprouting extra digits.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EH60VrLA4M

Not sure if this has been posted these threads are moving too fast.

>dana dodging that vitor trt question
>Ronda damage control continues
>talking shit about GSP
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What do you guys think about the Ronda - Holly rematch?

Personally I'm pissed off about the instant rematches in the UFC. Cain didn't deserve an instant rematch and neither does Ronda, instant rematches should be reserved for close and competitive fights where it felt like it could go either way, not one-sided beatdowns with decisive finishes. It's fucking stupid. All it does is make the contender have to beat the champ twice to be the new champ.

IMO it's a lot better for the sport if you establish a champion by having them fight another top contender, it's not like Werdum and Holly lack competition in their weight classes, Arlovski should've had a title shot right after he beat Browne, and Miesha Tate deserves a chance too.
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>>63982706
It's because instant rematches are easy money. There will be even more people tuning in for the rematch than the original and you can mark my fucking words on that.
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>>63982706
straight up unethical matchmaking, Ronda's confidence is in the dumps and she got thrashed from pillar to post. Give her the Tate rubber match or something, Holm can fight Nunes, then go from there.

I swear for all their talents in massing the largest number of great fighters there's ever been the UFC are fucking godawful promoters and matchers and just lucked it to where they are, I swear.
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>>63982715
>There will be even more people tuning in for the rematch than the original
why?
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>>63982706
When was the last time a dominant champ lost the title and won it back in a rematch?
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>>63982716
UFC 200 is close. I guess Holm vs Rousey 2 will be our headliner for it.And if McGregor and Cerrone win their respective fights? Hey, they could put that in there too.
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>>63977872
Top fucking lel if Conor does
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>>63982738
GSP/Matt Sera? Why?
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>>63982748
topper lel if he faints cutting weight
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>CHRISTMAS IS OVER, NO MORE PRESENTS.
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>>63982756
I wonder if they would humiliate him in public liek they did when they forced barao to give an interview
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>>63982756
>>63982748
being this new
>>63982746
I really don't think Ronda will fight again that soon. Did you see her last fight?
>>63982750
Because Ronda got FUCKED UP.
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You now realize that ufc 200 could legit be headlined by Holly vs Ronda II and Conor vs Cerrone for the lightweight belt
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>>63982750
GSP only just won the title at that point didn't he? I'm just wondering really, thinken bout life
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>>63982786
that would suck
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>>63982786
>Conor vs Cerrone
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>>63982748
>>63982756
He's a proefeshunel
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>>63982786
>Conor vs Cerrone for the lightweight belt
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>Artem Vs Hue
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>>63982810
>taking a screenshot of my reply
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>>63982786
>cerrone
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>>63982814
>replying to my post in such a way as to become an instameme
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>>63982786
>conor
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>>63982786
>ufc 200
How can 200possibly be better than 194?

I can't even put into words how disappointed I was when I watched 100, the most /asp/ tier card of all time.
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>>63982786
2 Million buys
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How many times has /heem/ seen the Rousey Holm fight?
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>>63983000
LOTTA
>>
Does /heem/ have a skype group?
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>>63983000

Watched it obsessively the first week after it happened, then just stopped and haven't watched it in a while.
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>>63983034
this is our skype group you /soc/ faggot
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>>63983000
3000 times

Really, though, probably about 40 times.
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>>63983106
Fine, I'll delete my post.

Also, what's wrong with being gay as fuck?
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>>63983111
it's degenerate
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/3/9842134/conor-mcgregor-jose-aldo-to-join-ronda-rousey-on-cover-of-ea-ufc-2-mma-ufc194

Are these absolute mad men trying to break the curse?

McGregor vs Aldo might become the first UFC title fight to end in a double KO. I guess this is good news for McGregor haters, whatever happens, he will get rekt by this one way or the other. There is no escaping the EA cover curse, this isn't some weak shit like the Eminem thing that only comes to fruition like 70 or 60 percent of the time.

This is a guaranteed death sentence. RIP in pieces McGoober.
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>>63983130
Such a big word for such a small mind.
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>>63983137
*Hitchensfist*
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>>63983137
*tips fedora*
>>
Luke Rockhold and Tom Breese will be on the cover of UFC 3
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>>63983134
Only the winner gets to be on the cover in other words they want mcgregor but they don't want 2 losers on the cover
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>>63983141
>German
>>63983143
Yes, because hating gays is... oh wait, that's exactly what fedorafags do.
>inb4 I don't respond to any more of your /pol/ bait
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>>63983111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ
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https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4?t=377
Where would Weidman be today if Anderson didn't goof around so much
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>>63983157
>>inb4 I don't respond to any more of your /pol/ bait
yes goyim accept homosexuality into society, you believe in love don't you?
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>>63983163
Middleweight champion
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>>63983156
Yeah but if McGregor wins and gets on the cover he'll get crushed by the curse in his next fight and if he doesn't get on the cover it's because he already lost. So it's a lose/lose situation. Neither of them can win, except for retiring after the fight.

But now there's also a chance that the fight might not even happen. Cover curse is some extremely bad juju, family.
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>>63983163
lol anderson could have heemed him so many times during that fight if he wasn't fucking around.

weidman is trash.
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>>63983163
>>63983178

LOLOLOLOL

Anderson wasn't goofing around in the second fight but still got his shit pushed in and leg snapped. GTFO nigger apologist.
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>>63983178
Psh, but what ablut Weidman's lethal leg-check?

You fags act like it doesn't exist.
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>>63983190
>>63983189
pure luck
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>>63983191
just like all of andersons heems
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>>63983191
Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.

- Chris Weidman
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>>63983191
this tbqh
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Reminder that Luke Rockhold hasn't fought anybody.
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>>63983209
>anybody ever
ftfy
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>>63983202
well that settles that
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>>63983199
hah that's funny kid. anderson's heems have always been pure skill, and that's no joke

>>63983202
those are some fancy words just to say weidman is lucky trash
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>>63983049
I just wanted people to talk to when I am not on 4chan. Also I want more /heem/ bros to talk MMA with
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>>63983217
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>>63983228
join the steam group

http://www.steamcommunity.com/groups/heemsleepy
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>>63983224
>anderson's heems have always been pure skill, and that's no joke
just like weidmans check
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>>63983191
Weidman won that first round though before Anderson's leg snapped in half. All Anderson did was hang on.
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>>63983234
>>63983228
I just realized you are probably the creator.

>PillarOfWamuu [Moderator] 15 hours ago
>Hey do we have a skype group?
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>>63983238
>snapped in half.
I think it snapped in third.
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>>63983234
>>63983242
Not the creator and hell I did not realise I was even a Moderator.
But that is my name if anyone wants toa dd me and talk fights. I recently got Fightpass and shit is so cash.
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>>63983134
Frank Mir curse is pretty freaky too
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>>63983235
no he's just lucky anderson is old because normally his leg wouldn't have snapped, pure luck kiddo.

>>63983238
anderson was just harnessing his power to mega heem weidman later. unfortunately his bone sucked
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>>63983238
Yeah already in the first round he wobbled Andy badly with a short right hook in the clinch.
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>>63983248
do you trane?
>>
So I am watching Affliction right now
and despite how fucking cheesy it is they put on some great fights. Shame it did not continue.
>>
how the FUCK am I supposed to watch the fight on Dec12th if I don't have cable. Why don't they have a way to watch the damn fight on the internet.
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>>63983255
Yup I trane UFC
**actually just Jiu-Jitsu but Once I buy gloves and a mouthguard I am gonna work on my stand up**
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>>63983252
>no he's just lucky
just like anderson was throughout his career
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>>63983259
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-194
fucking goof
>>
7 out of 9 fighters who have beat Frank Mir, went on to lose their next fight (Lesnar and Cormier are the exceptions)
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>>63983266
shit nigger you can actually watch that on fight pass? for some strange reason I thought pay per view option only let you watch it on tv or some shit

gonna go heem myself now
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>>63981457

Why are swedes so retarded?
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>>63983134
>this isn't some weak shit like the Eminem thing
What's that?
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>>63983271
fighters who come out to an Eminem song tend to lose
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>>63983250
>>63983267
That is freaky!
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>>63983281
S P O O K E D
P
O
O
K
E
D
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Post your dopest walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubEublECnMU
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>>63983280
uguu~
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P-papers, please A-anon...
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>>63983270
>retarded because we prefer technical fighters instead of whatever the UFC choses to hype
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>>63983302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF6UnQs8SnM
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>>63983309
pre roids mirko looks pretty beta
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>>63983228
Heemspeak is always on. But I don't have the server infos since I am on mobile.
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>>63983302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSpdWgRrWB0


>>63983317
Heemspeak? on teamspeak?
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>>63983302
Has anyone ever walked out to this specific song?
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>>63983320
>not screaming omfg at 6am after seeing Ronda get head kicked with your heemspeak bros
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>>63983328
dude hook me up whats the surver info?
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what if conor and weidman's opponents both get injured and they have to fight each other
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>>63983331
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/heemspeak%20server/
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>>63983331
ts41.gameservers.com:9185

personally I only go on it for PPVs otherwise the novelty would wear off, hopefully speak to you for 194
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>>63983332
what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
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>>63983313
No idea what this is even about, but it sounds gangster as shit.
>>63983302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSvV5omRYJA
This would be my hot shit
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Tom Breese vs Keita Nakamura at UFC London
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>>63983332
Conor is on the team though
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>>63983344
>No idea what this is even about,

fuck knows m8 I heard this about 12 years ago when I was a skater lad. I know one of them died recently which reminded me of it
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>>63983342
>personally I only go on it for PPVs
I have so little m8s to talk fighting with so I will never get tired.
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>>63983347

RIP chink
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>>63983347
who and who?
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>>63983353
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>>63983354
you on twitter? #TeamMMA4Life is what you need.Join them you get about 300 followers instantly and get to join loads of groups and shit to discuss it all
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>>63983362
>2015
>not knowing who England's Brave Tom Breese is

heem yourself my man
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>>63983366
thanks for the tip bro
Also I am having a hard time finding Heemspeak?
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>>63983354
Gimme your mobile for daily cheeky whatsapp banter, la
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>>63983373
>Also I am having a hard time finding Heemspeak?

hmm don't know pham, I was just told to do this and it's worked everytime for me
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>>63983375
>Gimme your mobile
no offense bro but I dont wanna hand out my personal phone number over 4chan
feel free to add me to skype or steam though.
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>>63979872
>open letter to a stateless ideology
Kennedy is an insufferable fucking idiot. Why must we still hear from him
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>>63983381
oh shit I am in...but apparently cant send text messages?
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>>63983370
>IRELAND'S VERY OWN TIM "THE TERRORIST" BREESE
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>>63983390
i kek'd pretty hard ameribro, thanks for that
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>>63983267
what about roiderreem?
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>>63983347
I wanted him to fight Wonderboy 2bqh
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>>63983417
got BTFO by Dancing Ben
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>>63983420
they wouldn't throw him to the wolves just yet, ufc probably wants to build him up to eventually take Bisping's place as the britbong star
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>>63983420
it will definitely happen, but too early imo
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can you even imagine, what a Conor McGregor Hosay Aldo title fight, is gonna be like now?
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>>63983437
>now?
what happened?
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>>63983437
beyond imagination
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>>63983445
he beat Chad
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>>63983448
thats old news playa
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>>63983437
It's going to be underwhelming. Quit hyping fights to death
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>>63983451
just quoting Joe m8 llow me
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>>63983453
>implying implications
quit quitting, quit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeML8tmk-k0

Dan Hardy interviews some literally whos
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>>63983453
You're so cynical. It's getting a bit tiresome.
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>>63983453
Fuck you Sweden, you keep pissing in my chamber pot.
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>>63983486
There's more than one Swede here, I swear. Your chamberpot is only contaminated with the piss from one of us, not all of us.
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>>63983447
holly has beautiful hair
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>>63983486
I'm going to keep pissing in it till the fight happens, till then I'm not going to hype fights like a moron and then burst out "wowh that was shit" when it doesnt live up to Rory vs Lawler
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>>63983497
preach
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>I dont think there is anyone that can beat Fedor off!
Oh Tito
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>>63983494
only way for you to survive is to drastically change your writing style so we can tell you apart, like with the two Serbs or hues

>tfw hueposting has basically been non existent lately
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>>63983501
gsp with his best dana expression
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>tfw fighters you like fall on hard times or can never get a break
Whats their name /heem/?
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>>63983497
That's actually true, even better thatn Miesha's
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>>63983302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90UjN98yzxc
somebody must have walked out to this before
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>>63983529
DMX pretty common in boxing
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>>63981663
omo. qt on the right.

anyway, semi-casual here but mcg-aldo seems like it might be shittier than it's hyped to be bc connor might actually fight 'smart' rather than going in for the heem, and aldo doesn't just ko anyway.
actually more interested in rockhold-weidman. who does /heem/ predict for this one?
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>>63983494
>>63983501
I don't care, I generalize because I'm simple like that.

And the point you're missing out on is that it might be underwhelming, but no matter what outcome, a hugely hyped fight will have huge reverberation.

In other words, huge hype is a safety net for a dull fight. Even if its shit, we'll still have a lot of butthurt and shitposting to indulge in.

This is my reason to wake up in the morning and I will not have it diminished by people being sensible.
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>>63983535
Aldo round 1 sub, Rockhold round 3 sub it's pretty simple
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>>63983521
Alexander Gustafsson.

He keeps putting on these fantastic fights but all his best ones have been his losses, which is pretty depressing. Plus, being TKOd in Stockholm was so devastating for both him and the swedish MMA fans. I still love the guy, hard not to.
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>>63983521
As a Gomi fan, seeing the psychopathic UFC matchmakers constantly put him against hot young talents and watching him get destroyed is really depressing. Silva should be fired for the Jury fight, it was borderline exploitative.
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>>63983533
Still not common enough. Actually, someone recently walked out the the intro to 'It's dark and hell is hot'... I think in the prelims of 193, and won, deservedly so -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olz1a_vZpdk
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>>63983544

Gomi was never good
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>>63983542
Will always love Gus for what he's done, still feel bad for him for how the pieces moved in 2014 to take his Jones rematch away
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>>63983542
>came closest to beating Bones
>came closest to heeming DC
so close, yet so far
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>>63983521
Frank mir
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>>63983549
He certainly isn't in 2015. Why is he fighting Joe Lauzon?
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>>63983521
Lorenz Larkin until he went to Welterweight
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>>63983542
>You made me a better man and fighter tonight
gus pulls heartstrings and dana selling that story well
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>you now remember Jimi Manuwa vs Rumble
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>>63983521
Ellenberger
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>>63983302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaD_mSIsJ1w
God damn song if this song doesnt make you wanna fight someone your adrenal glands are broken.

>>63983542
The guy is still competative in the UFC but losing in Sweden was pretty rough

>>63983544
Oh god I have been rewatching so much PRIDE lately and Gomi was a destroyer. His fight with Jens Pulver I think is one of his best fights in terms of technique. He had so much talent but he never seemed to work as hard as he could have.

I would also put Yoshiro Akiyama on that list too honestly.
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>>63983573

Webm were?
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>implying
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Is no one in the heemspeak?
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>>63983578
seriously wtf happened? I realise his chin is shot now but he's so fucking tentative and unwilling to engage these days
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yo fellas who's that one weigh in girl who's been at weigh in's recently?

she's got the most amazing proportions I have ever seen. Bear shaped, small shoulders, wide hips, perfect stomach.
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>>63983591
Thug Rose master race
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>>63983521
Roy Nelson, his loses in the UFC are only to top 10 fighters
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>>63983594
events only my man, this is why we have /heem/
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>>63983598
>Bear shaped
wut

>>63983604
eh just kinda bored I guess
cant decide what to watch next.
What TUFs are good?
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>>63983598
>Bear shaped

mate, lay off the crack
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>>63983598

>Bear shaped
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>>63983611
>>63983608
pear shaped lol
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>>63983608
>What TUFs are good?

1,2,3,5,10,14,17
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>>63983591
will she win next week?
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why is joe rogan so intense man it's like he's in the staredown as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OjLcC49ptA
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There are people ITT right now, who don't appreciate a Diego Sanchez fight.
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>Hughes vs Penn III
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STOP DOUBTING ME. YOU HAVE MISSED YOUR CHANCE. ALL POSITITONS ON THE TEAM ARE FULL. I LOVE YOU.
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>>63983513
Good. The hues we were left with after Anderson lost are annoying fags. Mostly.
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>>63983640

>getting meme'd on in 20 seconds
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>>63983599
Yep. Let's see 'mighty louse' and 'joe huegan' both proven to be boring and wrong hype machines next Thursday. Srs as serious can be.
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>>63983620
10 isn't good brah it's just kimbo shilling for views and has probably the worst fights of any season. The ufc hasn't done a heavyweight season since

15 is good the production it weird because it's live but has some of the best fights and talent
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>>63983578
was going to post him ;__;
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>>63983521

Chuck Liddell

>mfw watching him go from granite chinned to babby chinned
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>>63983620

hope one of those is the Junie Browning season
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>>63983656
>10 isn't good brah
? 10 and 14 had the greatest bants in the shows history

you're not one of those plebians who only watches tuf for high quality mixed martial arts bouts are you?
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>>63983595
He started training with Edmond and Edmond fucked his shit all up, just like he did with Travis Browne. When will somebody stop this Armenian Atrocity?
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>>63983302

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZQxyeAbFM
This would be epic if a bit depressing.

This is just fun as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBndNjEEVuU

>>63983620
last one I remember watching was 14 now that I think about it.
I might start watching 15


>>63983667
God damn son thats a good one.


>>63983672
I dont know whether to feel sad for this kid or not
On one hand hes obviously mentally troubled and has an addiction.
On the other hand hes a violent self destructive asshole.

>>63983673
This guy gets it. If the fighters are any good tnhey would be in the UFC. Best part about the show is house shenanigans and coach bantz.
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>>63983673
You didn't get enough of that trash talk and all the built up leading up to the fight?

you like that let me bang bro season don't you?
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>>63983672
no it's not there but you're absolutely right Joe it should be
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>>63983684
I don't know, he hasn't really lost to anyone that he wasn't supposed to. He's always been limited.
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>>63983684
Rogan dogged Edmond on the JRE with Mighty Mouse. Like 5 podcasts ago he was telling him what a great coach he is.
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>>63983700
>opinions can't change
>everything you say must be held against you, good or bad, forever
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>>63983634

>be diego sanchez
>YES YES YES YES
>get absolutely mauled for 4 rounds
>mentally broken
>look across the octagon at the start of round 5
>see this

i don't want that feel lads
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>>63981997
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>>63983621
She will destroy Paige VanZant.
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>>63983667


>you now remember the Rashad Evans heem
I literally thought he was dead for a second.
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>first episode of TUF 15 is nearly 3 hours
fuck me its probably a bad idea to start it at 1 in the morning


eh fuck it its friday
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>>63983578
Me too man.
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>>63983716
I thought he was dead for like 6 hours.
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>>63983718
be the jon jones you want to see in the world
and watch it all
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>>63983718
It's because none of the fights to get into the house are shortend you're basically gonna watch a fight night
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>>63983713
the work of
>shemairne, not so sheweet, hemasheomatatweet
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>G-Sot on a 6 fight winning streak
>God tier jiu jitsu
>goes on a 4 fight losing streak and gets cut from the UFC
>has another loss after that fight
god damn his sub of Joe Lauzon and his domination of Joe Stevenson are some of my most memorable moments in MMA

>>63983733
I dont even understand what that means

>>63983735
oh thats pretty rad actually
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God damn does Forrest Griffon have a podcast? Him and Stephan bonner would be amazing. Or atleast as a guest somewhere.
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>there are people so naive that they actually think sage isn't roiding like a motherfucker
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>>63983787
could you heem his dad at peak roid cycle?
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>>63983787
I was suspecting it ever since I saw that video of him bending a frying pan
the fact that his dad used to sling roids pretty much confirms it.
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Paige makes my dick tingle.
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>tfw i could heem every here

Especially Italy.
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>>63983848
Ian Freeman?
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>>63983000
4 times. Then I deleted the video from my computer.
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>>63983573
>mfw black on black violence
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>>63983852
>Gracie Blackbelt taps Eddie Bravo blackbelt
I like it!
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>Sam Sicillia
holy shit
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>>63983855

Delete this post
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>>63983855
>equating her with any top 30 female fighter
Sweden, you are truly the most kockholded of them all.
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>>63983888
need to be more specific pham
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>>63983912
>a woman who fought for the title
>not top 30
top fucking lel, lets all agree that WMMA is shit
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>>63983920
he knocked out Evin beach in 8 seconds with one punch
Sorry watching TUF 15 I like talking about fights as I watch them
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>>63983344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-S9mtYowPY

>not this
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>Sage will be dead by 35 because of heart failure
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>>63983927
>a sport
>a literal game
>lets argue about the moral superiority of one game versus another
SOUNDS GREAT YES LETS DO THAT
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>>63983933
ah fair enough lad, thought he might have an heroed or something after getting rekt in Seoul
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>>63983899
>>63983855

>Delete this post
>Deletes post

Sweden...
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>>63983944
I'm sorry lad, WMMA is shit and for some reason its UFC's biggest draw.
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>>63983955

I'm putting that on my mma record
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>>63983936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7gI39fH8k
>not this

>>63983947
is me commentating on tuf annoying? I do this all the time while talking with m8s
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>>63983963
>whining about not being biggest draw
mighty mouse confirmed for being swedish
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>>63983963
It's not UFC's biggest draw. Are you dumb?

Ronda was.
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>>63983985
fine by me m8, just try to keep it down if I'm sleeping
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>>63984001
>just try to keep it down if I'm sleeping
this confuses me
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>>63983963
Damn, Branko Cikatić... It's been so long since I've seen anyone post anything by him.

Guy was 1337.
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>>63983985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n82OPje7SHk

>not this while walking extremely slowly for 9 minutes
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>>63984010
I get pretty ratty if someone wakes me up
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>>63984023
but like does 4chan give you notifications?
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>>63984030
I think you can get them with 4chanx but mine are turned off
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>>63984022
I wonder what the longest UFC entrance ever was. They're fairly quick affairs usually.
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>Ref telling fighters to work while they are in a triangle position
fuck off ref god damnit.


>>63984035
wow thats weird. I just keep threads open when I am not actively using my laptop
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>>63984041
yeah I haven't closed heem in a long long time. Maybe since the world cup when the threads kept dying
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>>63984041
AND THE REF STANDS THEM UP?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>63984046
I have not stayed in these threads. I usually fuck off after events happen.

you got skype/steam?
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>>63980431
>and weren't even proper ISIS members, they were two local muzzies who'd recently pledged allegiance.

What, did they have to wait for their mail order official ISIS card or something
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>>63980489
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>>63983955
Living up to his country.
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>There will never be an MMA movie even 1/10th as good as Rocky
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>>63979872
>>63983386
this hes an insufferable cunt
Why cant all vets be like Brian Stann?
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>>63984087
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1291584/
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>>63984087
This.

The fact that even Rocky is utter shit doesn't help the case in the least.
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>>63984084
Oh yes, Nigger Kike Spic Shitdick fuck, I was really going all out with my bait, wasn't I.
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>>63984087
Fuck you Warrior was good
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>>63984098

>Rocky is utter shit
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>>63984099
Yes.
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>>63983996
And Ronda is WMMA, is this hard for you too understand?
>>
STOP DOUBTING ME

STOP DOUBTING ME

HEY LISTEN

JOIN THE TEAM NOW

THIS IS MY FINAL INVITATION

I LOVE YOU

YOU HAVE A WEEK LEFT
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>>63984097
So you like soup-operas...
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>>63984097
Please, that shit is insufferable. I'd rather have toenails pulled than have to watch that again.

On an unrelated note, the first and last K1 WGP champion have been croatians. Cikatić and Filipović.

>>63984107
Its shit and we all know it. The reason we think its any good is because we all watched it young. Rewatch it now and you'll have the same vibe you had when you last watched the Power Rangers. You know, the mandramatic tryhard transfer of embarrassment -vibe.
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>>63984111
>Brazil
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>>63984087
tapped out had some good cinematography
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>>63984117
#teamWeidman
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>>63984120

I literally rewatched it the other day and it's still amazing
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>>63984121
>bitch
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>>63984117
ARE YOU BOOING ME?
FUCK YOU I FOUGHT MY ASS OFF
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>>63984127
lose my number.
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>>63984098
>>63984120
Whats it like having shit taste?
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>>63984120
>not liking rocky
lad...
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>>63984120
>le ill hate on popular shit and people will think im smart
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>>63984140
Ask your boyfriend.
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>>63984136
I really miss that greasy manlet
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>>63984136

Lel this nigga got pancaked all 3 rounds and the judges gave him a free W. I had money on him and my bookie had already counted it as a loss before the decision was even read. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Who's hyped for middleweight Hendricks-sama?
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>>63984152
Is he injured or something, I miss him too
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>>63982706
I legit think it's stupid
Cain at least had muh altitude but bloody hell let other fights take place first
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>>63984177
Him and a few other UFC fighters started a private military company and are currently fighting pirates off the coast of Thailand
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Seriously, this DJ Rogancast is raw as fuck.

>I have fuck you money
>I might not continue with the UFC
>Fighters were making $100K per fight in sponsorship money before Reebok
>I think it's better for the sport if there are multiple promotions competing for fighters
>Dana doesn't want to talk about concussions

This probably isn't half the shit that Rogan said during the interview with DJ. IDK what he's about, but he's dropping bombs.
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someone heem me until 194 please
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>>63984214

on my way lad
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>>63984214
>>63984229
This seems relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Zlq6lI2R8
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>>63984205
nigger he's been saying that shit forever

except the not continuing the UFC thing.
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>>63983848
M8 come at me
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>dan hardy is considered white in the UK
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>new thread when?

Soooo, anyone wants to be the Jon Jones?
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>>63984246
>blocked in the UK on copyright grounds
kek
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NEW THREAD

>>63984284

>>63984284
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>>63984253
I'm pretty sure the shit he says on DJcast is pretty new.
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>>63984312
no
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>>63983809
And her voice makes my head hurt
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