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Almost UFC 194 edition
Here's a link to the previous thread >>63977441
>>63984269
Do cocaine and nearly kill someone?
>>63984276
Repost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1J-lGwHlJc
Its pretty fucking ironic considering
>>63984303
that one is blocked too
what a laugh
>>63984316
youre not missing out on anything
its not funny at all
>>63984316
Jesus christ its a british show
THE SABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>63984339
/thred
>>63984339
is she hurt? what is of her career now in the future?
8th for Gabi
>>63984374
losing to holly again and then retiring
>>63984376
them natty gains
>>63984376
>like /fit/ Martial Arts grills
>Most of them have small tits
who literally buying ufc 194 here? i think its about time i support the ufc for once
>>63984406
I got UFC fightpass but I am poor and thats all I can afford
>he doesn't have black books on his SSD
>>63984431
mah nigga
Dylan Moran is hilarious
>>63984432
>not liking tits
faggot
Fuck Dana White is insufferable on TUF
he doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about as a commentator.
He is like if the JUST BLEED guy owned the UFC
>>63984406
fuck that
>>63984461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tKgWRwgERU
>Someone wins and then thanks god
why do Americans do this?
>>63984515
You mean brazilians, right?
McGregor is looking tired and uncertain in his latest interviews, the steel persona is breaking.
Like Mourinho.
He's gonna get heemed in round 2, 100%
>>63984515
Ahd laak to fank gawd
>>63984432
>being an as s guy
This website is for whites only, My friend.
>>63984520
personally I thought he looked absolutely knackered in his build up to 189 but now looks revitalised
>>63984406
I recently started buying didn't buy rousy holly fight who is that? Is that holms?
>>63984520
Do you really believe that?
Aldo is the one getting heemed in round 2, 100%.
You can screenshot this.
It's all going to come down to range, and McGregors big Irish head.
>>63984520
Idk mcgregors pretty insane I think he'll pull out the win if he can play it right and keep the fight on his feet
>>63984547
in that staredown mcgregor broke eye contact
>>63984515
Because G-d helped them win the fight you fucking retard. Duh.
>>63984532
>picking one or the other
a woman should have both
shopping just arrived lads
r8 out of 10
(this is mma related as most of it will be eaten during the 3 cards next week)
>>63984515
is it shallow that I support Frank Murr because hes an athiest?
>>63984406
Is that Ronda rousy
>>63984595
Fat fuck
>>63984595
>buying groceries online
are you americain by any chance
>tfw when you will never get your own month
>>63984515
Why do Brits talk about UFC when they have 0 good fighters?
>>63984520
He is cutting weight you goof people say this every time
>>63984595
motherfucker your making me hungry
>>63984617
>implying this hard
>>63984617
T O M
" S T I F F "
B R E E S E
>>63984635
Well..? Name 5 good Brit fighters...You can even include Bisping in there if you want.
>>63984605
I'm fine m8
>>63984609
I do light shopping when I need things like cleaning stuff etc, but cause I live high up in an apartment with no elevator, it's pretty glorious to see some poor cunt lug my shopping up the stairs
>>63984644
Bisping, Breese, Allen, Entwistle, Wilkinson, Hathaway, Manuwa, Page, Daley, Mcgregor
there's 10
>>63984644
Bisping
Conor
Overeem
Ross Pearson
Andy Ogle
>>63984667
>Overeem
hes dutch
>>63984666
Hitman Hathaway is my boy. Fucking love that dude ever since his debut
>>63984611
THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCHES
NOVEMBER IS HOLLY HOLM MONTH
FOR NOW AND FOR ALWAYS
FUCK WHAT YOU THOUGHT
>>63984677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Overeem
>Born Hounslow, England
>>63984677
I miss him like fuck m8, had such high hope for him but whatever disease he has (can't remember what it's called), has pretty much ruined him
>>63984395
low body fat often means bood shrinkage
it's the double edged curse of Eyjafjallajökull as written by the old norse
name 5 good american fighters
So will Sage have test issues when he's older?
>>63984431
His tattoos are fucking atrocious.
Why do people say the UK doesn't have any good fighters?
Joe Duffy and tom Breese are both young, very well rounded prospects. Wouldn't be surprised to see either of them crack the top 5 sometime in the future.
>>63984682
That doesn't make him british. He has no british genetics, ergo, none of his accomplishments can be accredited to Great Britain. Moreover, he moved to the netherlands when he was a kid, far before he started his martial arts career.
>british people grasping at straws
>>63984679
It's not for every year is it?
Something like that could easily come back to bite you in the ass
>>63984688
The way he ragdolled Egan in his first fight blew me away. I did not know he had a disease though. He only has 2 loses against really good guys so he still has good fights in him.
>>63984682
eh thats stretching it I think. I mean thats like saying Brian Stann is Japanese because he was born in Japan.
>>63984691
Ah well. There are still some qts and hot grills though.
>>63984721
>being born in England with English parents doesn't make you English
top kek lad
http://strawpoll.me/6175200
http://strawpoll.me/6175200
http://strawpoll.me/6175200
brits are not white confirmed by /heem/
>>63984728
>dutch mom
>dads from nigeria
>niggers are english now
kek'd
>>63984728
>with english parents
his dad was Jamaican and his mum was Dutch. I am agreeing with you that the UK has good fighters but your grasping at straws with Reem
>>63984706
>only having two fighters who MIGHT be gatekeepers
>>63984744
>Nigeria
>>63984745
>Jamacia
WHICH IS IT LADS
YOUR STORY IS FALLING APART REAL QUICK
>being this mad you arn't English
>>63984737
dude it has to be Sapp
I mean this alone means hes the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceCRgf5tf0g
>>63984759
his dad was a nigger and niggers are from nigeria, hence the name
>>63984759
Just stop.
TOP FIVE AMERICAN FIGHTERS OF ALL TIME
1. BRENDAN SCHAUB
2. CATHAL PENDRED
3. PHILLIP BROOKS
4. JON JONES
5. KIMBO SLICE
>>63984722
for what year couldn't it be?
I don't care if it's 1978, November is Holly Holm month.
>>63984779
>getting BTFO this hard
kek m8
Not my fault the only thing your country has ever done is produce Chokabitch
>>63984794
>Chokabitch
What?
>tfw always try my hardest to shitpost but keep getting outclassed by that other brit
>>63984809
Novak
http://youtu.be/JeML8tmk-k0
>British "celebrities"
Are we unironically supposed to recognize these people?
>>63984700
If he remembers not to forget Jesus, he'll be fine. Romero is 53 years old and still banging.
>>63984813
You actually watch that shit sport? Jesus fuck.
And no, that homosexual is not the biggest thing Serbia has produced. That would be Nikola Tesla and WW1.
>>63984815
i wonder how much they get paid to say they like mma
>>63984833
>he doesn't rate Tennis
Shit taste desu lad
>>63984833
>nikola tesla
>serbian
K E K
>>63984848
>Nikola Tesla (Serbian Cyrillic: Hикoлa Tecлa; 10 July 1856 – 7 January 1943) was a Serbian American[3][4][5][6]
Now hush, don't make me come over there again. Remember what happened last time.
>>63984866
you ran away on a tractor?
>>63984866
>Serbian American
So American
>>63984871
Maјкa Cpбијa paђa јyнaкe, a "лијeпa вaшa" ce јoш нијe oкoтилa.
so Bisping/Mousasi is the co-main?
>>63984919
What's the main event?
>>63984928
saying it's still to be announced
>>63984866
did he punch a horse?
>>63984928
Calderwood vs TBA
>>63984376
Would you let her put her 7" clit in your ass, fampire?
>>63984866
>>63984871
>>63984918
Don't start that shit again, I'm going on vacation in your parts next summer and I'd rather not get permaheemed because of some obscure ethnic guerilla war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0
>>63984956
>implying we wont all be dead by next summer
>>63984956
>bože šta mi je, pale mi se džamije.
Dental tourism?
Werdum has a strange smile
>this post is MMA related
>"I just started a new show, the pilot is on YouTube, it's called 'Dana White Looking for a Fight' and I'm actually out looking for opponents for CM Punk right now," White told TSN (via FOX Sports). "He will fight next year, 100 percent."
That is the program the used to introduce Northcuttv
>>63984918
>јyнaкe
litteraly a drug dealer
>>63984928
heard rumours about Rory vs Lombard being the main
>>63984962
I'm not sure I'll survive the next weekend, it's gonna be cwazy! I'm giddy even about the first Embedded for 194
>>63984515
Like Tyson Fury?
>>63984962
I don't care desu. /justexisting/ or /justnotexisting/ it's all the same...
>tfw theres still 8 days for isis to get me
just leave me alone lads
https://twitter.com/mma_gifs_/status/672815488385359872
>>63984972
>dental tourism
lelwat, no more tourism of the being constantly drunk and sitting in the sun kind
>>63984962
does it ever worry you that there's literally nowhere on your tiny island that you can avoid nukes in?
>>63985018
>does it ever worry you that there's literally nowhere on your tiny island that you can avoid nukes in?
Not really, im ard lad a nuke wouldn't hurt me
Has anyone watched the Jacare born to fight episode on fight pass? I just noticed it was there, came out like a week ago. I'm bout to start it.
There is one coming out for Aldo tomorrow too.
http://youtu.be/6D_H5YfCPWk
>>63984976
>Croatia:6,788–8,784 soldiers and 4,508–7,186 civilians killed or missing[23][24]
>Serbia:4,177 soldiers and 2,650 civilians killed or missing[20]
>literally a drug dealer
He sure pushed your shit in.
>Alex makes bread
>this post is MMA related
>>63985028
Real fight fan spotted
So how is it that Weidman dominates strikers in stand up when he's a wrestler predominately, lads? Is he really just that good?
>>63985043
Well its a good thing he has an MMA coach and not just a wrestling coach aye?
>>63985043
The threat of the takedown is sometimes more powerful than the takedown's them self that's how he beat machida
>>63985043
He has some of the best footwork in the UFC, excellent feints, and it makes him extremely unpredictable. He can knock you out or take you down in a split second and he always keeps his opponents guessing.
>The state of heem the last few days
Whats your opinion of Ryan Hall?
His BJJ was pretty underwhelming on the show. Even this complete can was able to defend for like 20 seconds.
He pulled full guard several times in his last fight on the show and never got close to a submission. All his inverted guard shit and 50/50 in general just doesn't work as well in MMA.
but really though, how
>>63985069
Embrace the grind
>>63985058
Missing the point much? Decisive stand up domination over machida, silva and belfort is pretty fucking legit when it comes to someone coming from a wrestling base.
>>63985069
that recent thread that was like 25% miesha and 25% heem webms was so good
>>63985070
right
there is a big difference between Sport Jiu-Jitsu, MMA Jiu-Jitsu and Self Defense Jiu-Jitsu.
>>63985082
it was bantz bro calm down.
anyone got a link for m1 global?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
Who /PFISTER/ here?
>>63985086
>25% miesha
>good
There's only one heemfu and it isn't that hooknosed attention whore.
>>63985070
Its why Jacare has been so much more successful, than someone like Roger Gracie.
His MMA game was smoothering top control, kimuras, and RNC. Thats going to be translate a lot better than someone like Roger Gracie who is a guard player, or someone like Hall who is all about those crazy sport-BJJ stuff like octopus guard and shit.
>>63985074
What the fuck?
>>63985114
>Macedonia can't get a non-landwhale that has both
>>63985106
much less athletic guys in the division will beat him if he can't handle getting punched in the face
>>63985086
Eh fuck it gonna post heem webms
I love Maia. Its glorious seeing legit high level Jiu-Jitsu working.
Also when has anyone thrown Sonnen like that? holy fuck.
>>63985101
I need to watch more of that
>>63985123
I think guard game jiu jitsu can work. We have seen guys that are really dangerous from the bottem. The problem is too big of a focus on Sport style jiu jitsu and not on the self defense stuff.
>>63985155
Chael has such shit tier BJJ defence
Wake up Rockhold
It is all over
>>63985155
I love seeing BJJ in action
Anyone got the webm of Krause tossing and choking Cruickshank? It was super smooth work by Krausie Wausie.
>>63985154
>i have a thing for girls with big asses and small tits
literally my current gf and I love it. strong taste in female body types, FYROM.
>>63985123
What about based kron?
looks like it's RHT lads
Who ere the bets pro wrestlers in mma aside from shamrok an brock?
I know pride had a lot but i couldn't tell what were japanese cans aside from wrestlers
friendly Heeminder of today's schedule.
Glory prelims (online ppv) - 1:30 pm est
Glory 26 maincard (ESPN3) 4pm est
Training Day: A look inside Serra/Longo MMA (FS1) - 7pm est: https://youtu.be/Xcf8ZRmyr9o
Bellator Prelims (spike.com) - 7pm est
Bellator maincard (spike tv) - 9pm est
>>63985227
cm punk
>>63985209
I have the misfortune of living in a macedon community. Heem yourself anyways, Yugoslav.
>>63985227
Don't meme me please he doesn't even have any fights and may never
>>63985247
>>63985234
i'm a retard this for you senpai
>>63985167
still doesnt make that throw or triangle set up any less impressive.
>>63985188
I wish I saw more sweeps in MMA
Maybe its because its just super hard (which I get I hate playing guard) But idk It doesnt happen as much as you think. Everyone seems to focused on subs.
also we need more cutting armbars. Fuck I love Gi grappling.
>>63985205
Hunt looks like a big bully but hes super classy. The guy was only rocked and he could have kept hitting him but didnt
Also Captcha can go fuck itself
>>63985227
Sakuraba
A lot of the old Pancrase guys.
>>63985233
oh shit whats that in Aussie Time I might need to check that out.
>>63985260
It's 12:01 pm est right now. Glory prelims start in a bong and a half.
>>63985242
>white """"people"""""" consider that a big ass
>>63985205
Reporting in!
>>63985205
Error: You must wait 2 minutes 52 seconds before posting a duplicate reply
>>63985271
ooga booga
Translators note: this means "Sorry jamal"
>>63985271
>""""
>""""""
Here's Von Flue using his namesake choke
Would you be interested if Bellator put on fights with both fighters in a gi?
>>63985270
>Glory prelims start in a bong and a half.
fuuuuck
So do I stay up all night to watch glory with you cunts or do I take a quick nap and skip the prelims?
>>63985031
is he baker?
>>63985301
Lmao did I trigger you convict?
>>63985270
got a stream 4 that lad?
>>63985313
>Guy in the crowd telling the ref he's out for like 6 seconds
>>63985314
don't know why you aren't allowed to wear whatever clothing you like desu under a certain weight and with no sharp shit on it
>demetrious johnson thinks PVZ can beat joanna
>>63985313
my first time sparring BJJ I got tapped by von flue choke because I wouldn't let go of the guillotine
>>63985320
Not at all, lad. You have google image ass, I have photos I took.
>>63985340
>tapping
>>63985337
fortunately for her she is in a division where you can get away with having no defensive boxing
>>63985345
Calm down fampai. You can enjoy your girlfriend and her pancake ass all you want, just don't tell us it's big. Cause it sure isn't.
Post fav highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHVQc3nva_M
>>63985340
I forget my first tap
>>63985340
Jesus did not tap.
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/672824328535281664
literally whom
>>63985329
No, iirc it can be tricky to find one for the prelims. The maincard should be easy to get.
>>63985367
>he doesn't know Scott
>>63985367
Scott Weiland
>>63985293
Useless fucking ref.
>>63985381
>Grunge
good riddance tbqhwyf
>>63985360
Stay fapping, Americvck
>>63985361
>tfw I actually did the same thing as Maia did at 1 40
I was so hyped. I have fallen out of practice I cant wait to get that good again
Why did this former garbage man throw the company who made him a millionaire celebrity under the bus?
>>63984866
So... American? lol nice try
>>63985070
The difference between the level of sport BJJ competitors and top MMA fighters isn't really that great.
Ryan Hall did a grappling match against Hermes Franca for example. Hall barely won. Hermes passed his guard and defended all of his leg locks, almost took the back, etc...
>>63985397
Lmao this is pathetic
comfy M1 on TV
>>63985410
xhamster search intensifies
>>63985188
Have some BJJ
>>63985396
oh shit
I've pretty much been blocked by everyone except Dana, if that day arrives I'll be forced to make a new acc
This one's neat, I think.
aldo shook /sp/ you can see it in his eyes :^)
>>63985397
literally refrigerator mode
>>63985402
Because they're a bunch of greedy, corrupt wankers?
>>63985426
N O I C E
O
I
C
E
>>63985440
what is a wanker?
so we getting in heem chat for glory?
>>63985430
OH SHIT CUTTING ARMBAR!
I love that stuff. Though I am surprised he couldn't get out of the headlock. Literally the first thing I learnt in BJJ is headlock defense.
>>63985421
>This mad his gf got called a pancake ass he's now posting pictures on an anonymous anime imageboard.
I hope she doesn't dump you cause you just might perma-heem yourself like the bitch you are.
>>63985447
You m8.
>>63985447
a jerk off
>>63985450
I have to return some videotapes
Is Rory MacDonald the official fighter of /heem/?
>>63985458
Sorry?
>>63985469
>Canadakek who get rekt by Lawler
no
When is CM Punk fighting?
>>63985451
You seem to operate in a world where girls matter. SanFran U?
>>63985469
Rockhold atm
>>63985454
Why does all British slang sound like something a 5 year old would come up with on the spot?
>>63985475
Scary squeeze. Fastest I've seen a man go out from an arm triangle.
>>63985272
Armbars like this are a joy to watch
>>63985482
>being shorter than a strawweight
>>63985480
I love Miller
shame he went crazy
>>63985480
>He's still responding
>>63985513
>tattoos
disgusting
>>63985513
have we seen a North South choke since in the UFC?
>>63985521
Rani Yahya got one
>>63985520
The only disgusting tatts he has are the anarchy and anti-capitalist ones.
Would you train at Team Alpha Male?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
>>63985529
every tattoo is disgusting
>>63985529
and the gook runes.
>>63985544
Whatever helps you sleep at night, John Smith.
>>63985528
I stand corrected
thats pretty neato
is there anything about subs you just cant handle? I cringe every time someone gets neck cranked.
>>63985544
>i've trained with rose before
>paige is going to kill her
>>63985563
>Shooting for a takedown without setting it up with a kick or punch
Why
>>63985562
pretty much had to bleach my eyes after Oliveira's calf slicer
>>63985571
its cool to see but also super fucked up
>>63985596
does that fuck up the knee or does it just hurt like a son of a bitch?
>>63985616
Fucks up the spine
Got that webm of that dude who got subbed in like 2 seconds of rd. 1 from a standing guillotine? I think it happened this year.
There are /heem/ regulars who died and we'll never know. Someone may die next week before the best mma weekend of the year.
Think about it.
>>63985623
The Calf Sliver?
>>63985616
goes straight to the ligaments pham, you can prob get away with it for a few seconds, but a Paul Harris tier duration would pretty much end your career
>>63985616
neck crank, spine twist, can fuck up the knee as well. Edgy Brah did em a lot
Honey!, I'm home!
>>63985637
What dude thats a twister
What time do the fights start?
>>63985411
link to stream pls
>>63985643
>>63985623
>>63985650
maybe you should actually watch the fucking webm he replied to
>>63985641
>>63985643
>>63985650
the guy posting mentioned the calf slicer. Which can fuck up your knee. I know leglocks and neck cranks fuck you up
>>63985655
Maybe i should heem you, you fucking kek
>>63985596
what sub is the most painful? kneebars and leglocks looks very hard
>>63985662
i don't speak autism does anyone know what time the fights start tonight?
>>63985669
anything to the knee if done right, not only severe agony at the time but it's long lasting as well
>>63985665
mmm yeah let's try that Abdul
>>63985669
Frankie Edgar did a horrible neck crank recently, i imagine that hurts
>>63985653
http://oklivetv.com/boec-tv-live/
fat grapplin
>>63985698
this.... is the power of MMA
>>63985636
i was literally thinking about this earlier.
what if your heart just stops before 194?
better pray there's a heaven and it gets ufc ppv's for free.
>>63985698
>being so fat you knock over the ref by bumping into him
>>63985707
>what if your heart just stops before 194?
people would probably blame Dana
>>63985694
thanks lad
have some bunda
>>63984956
Are these types of slavic countries really as dreadful as they seem in these videos?
Anyone ever learn random shit from watching fights or matches that instantlly clicks?
I learned this guard pass from watching Palhares, and its one of my highest percentage guard passes immediately.
>>63985735
that's terrifying. at 11sec the guy looks like his neck is broken
>>63985691
wew lad
>>63985735
I was waiting for them to declare him dead in the ring
>>63985715
"If i don't kill him it don't count"
>>63985735
>IFL
Shit man, the nostalgia.
Dad and I had used to watch all those cards. Most people wrote the fighters off as B-class shit because they weren't in the UFC, but a lot of those guys would go on to join the UFC and be pretty successful.
>>63985544
Rose is fucking adorable. Even more so with the short hair.
>>63985765
I dont like it it looks like your baiting a triangle.
>>63985774
>wearing shoes whilst sitting on a bed
absolutely immoral
>>63985765
seems like a good way to get triangled
>>63985792
she's like stephen curry with the basketball
>>63985792
You are sort of.
The guy is you keep their hips elevated off the mat, so their weight is on their shoulders. The arm you leave you in also tucked inside their thighs. You are at very little risk of actually getting triangled, it just looks dangerous until you feel it for yourself.
>>63985791
Yeah there was something really charming about IFL.
Also remember Bodog Fight? haha
>>63985792
and vicious
>>63985792
Paige can literally get someone to tap with her awful voice.
>>63985822
Eh maybe. I am a heavy guy and I like to use pressure so I mostly to stand up and stack passes.
But my posture is shit I need to work on keeping my head up.
>>63985791
>>63985824
B and even c tier stuff can still be fun.
So will we be getting an Edgar vs mendes embedded starting today too?
And then get 3 every day starting tomorrow?
How do you get out of a rear naked choke?
>>63985839
God damn and people say Women Fights are bad
>>63985855
shoot the person, or gouge their eyes
Thanks to the lads posting WebM's
I feel obligated to watch them all so I'm just sat here trying to catch up with them
>>63985855
Try to pry away the arm not under your neck
>>63985855
you dont let them get under ur chin in the first place
always handfight, and turn ur chin into the crook of the elbow
>>63985855
You could channel your inner Fitch and just gut it out. Think it was Erick Silva who had him totally locked in and still couldn't finish it.
>>63985865
Sorry I'm making you watch so much regional goofery!
>>63985855
I cant tell if its rhetorical but sure.
So if your in a sitting position and the guy has your back. I am going to assume he is in the Seatbelt position (arms clasped together over/under). You address the over arm as that can reach your neck by gripping onto it with 2 hands. You then crawl back to force your opponent on their back and make them carry your weight. You shimmy to the side to loosen their hooks and then you scramble to get on top of them. Even if you dont end up- on top atleast they dont have your back.
>>63985865
Here is a special one just for you
>>63985897
fake
>>63985892
>You could channel your inner Fitch and just gut it out
>>63985855
pretend to be out
>>63985842
is he the ronda rousey of his time/
>>63985901
it made quite the noise my friend
>>63985890
byootiful
ch..champione
>>63985890
So damn smooth.
>only submission webms in /heem/
for shame
>>63985895
wew lad
>>63984431
literally the most fedora sitcom there is
>mmmm look at me I'm so depressed and hate everything, it's so depressing being depressed mmmm hahahaha isn't that amusing, oh look it's my wacky hairy friend and a closet lesbian
>>63985897
want to see hunt bounce right back up tho, thats the best part
how long till glory then? Link where?
>>63985981
27 minutes til prelims
some kind anon will have to buy the ppv and stream it for us desu
>>63985988
>le mma comes easy to me man
>>63985941
kerr .__.
>>63985996
>some kind anon
I would if I wanst poor
How would they stream it? VLC?
>>63985996
use obs to stream it to a site like castamp, leton, streamup, etc
>>63986012
I miss the old days when you could just apologetically roid to the gills and smash the shit of fat nobodies.
>>63985735
This is terrifying.
>>63985932
Posting Goulet almost feels like cheating, he's like the penultimate highlight reel victim the UFC's ever had. The ultimate being Charlie The Spaniard Brenneman of course.
Both Goulet and Brenneman had some great wins outside the UFC too. Just somehow kept getting hit with highlight reel losses.
>>63986038
How is that not broken
Is this the best fight in MMA?
>>63985997
>le i'm a marine, dont u forget it, man
>>63986024
this is meant for
>>63986016
(you)
We getting in heemspeak for glory?
>>63985941
man thats fucking ugly
ugh
>>63986046
...yes
>>63986046
We've been spoiled for great title fights in recent history, but the pure brutal art of Lawler vs Rory really is something special.
>>63986052
too poor to buy it bro
>>63986054
crikey, if we get a good stream to share i'll come join ya u legendary shit poster
>>63986092
>1 year of training bjj
>makes it to the adcc quarter finals
Why is Chris so based?
>>63986106
I hope someone buys it.
Poor as fuck atm
>>63986123
because he has been wrestling since childhood
>>63986123
I wish more wrestlers trained BJJ. thats why guys like Matt Hughes and Jake Shields are so cool to me.
If not to submit guys learn to pass the fucking guard for christ sakes
>>63986141
Hughes, yes.
Shields, no. Shields is so fucking boring. One of the only fighters I don't even bother watching. How can someone get ranked in the top 10, and punch literally less hard than the average high schooler.
>>63986046
My favorite fight in a good while. Caveman jock vs weird gothkid martial artist. It's like something out of a movie, only without retarded choreography.
>>63986162
Post more Rory webms
>>63986160
because of his crushing top game and sick jiu jitsu?
Then again I am also a fan of Jon Fitch so idk what to say
>>63986171
>Then again I am also a fan of Jon Fitch
Now I know you're trolling.
>>63986046
That staredown was damn unreal
It's like a scripted scene
If I recall correctly the first round wasn't really anything to write home about, they were feeling each other out and didn't engage a whole lot. I remember my casual friend thinking the fight was boring.
Boy did they step it up, honestly tempted to rewatch the fight now
>>63986167
looks like a nazi
>>63986167
Why does he look like a Gestapo Agent?
>>63986184
No I legit love fitch. Still Pissed dana booted him after one loss.
>>63986167
I like that he is a bit weird and non-affectionate. Might be my scandinavian blood
>>63986203
Dana was right though. Fitch has looked like shit since getting cut. Why should Dana have kept paying him to lose?
>>63986195
requesting his spazzy chest beating after performing a murder
>>63986211
Maybe he has undiagnosed Aspergers? Possible right?
On the JRE he says that hes always like that.
>>63986219
but at the time he did not know that
>cody "the anal" fister
>502 followers
>>63986247
thank you so much aussiebro.
Fave rory moment
>>63986247
lmao that's hilarious
>>63986211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1dzdnzYrI
>Reminder that there are people browsing /heem/ RIGHT NOW that DID NOT join the team in time.
Some people are just crazy I guess.
anyone else watching m1 now?
livestream thanks to britbro:
http://oklivetv.com/boec-tv-live/
brazil vs russia about to begin
russia looks hyped to fight for his motherland
Feelinga bit balkanized here boys
>>63985227
khabib nurgamedov
chris weidman
yoel romero
daniel cormier
phil davis
>>63986287
Rory still has emotions, at least flashes. Gunnar Nelson is like an icelandic clay puppet. He and conor make a great team
>>63986287
That's how you are if you spend your life in this weather.
>>63986303
if someone else buys it they can stream it
come on fellow /sp/artans give us ausfags a hand
>>63986301
I might come in if Glory is a bust
>>63986303
fucking racist
Is Gunnar anyone else's favorite white fighter?
>>63986301
it keeps asking me for captcha
>>63986301
o shit, knight fight is coming soon
>>63986342
Gunnar is irish, not white.
>>63986344
why cant I get past captcha
Open your heem folder
Scroll and randomly click one
Post it
https://www.instagram.com/p/-2bSNRihiL/
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Saul-Rogers-71863
>>63986301
Wont Unlock and play
>>63986440
>tha hangman
>tha
ok boys for glory
1. download livestreamer
2. pop open ya command prompt
3. put in the following
livestreamer "hds://http://ooyalahd2-f.akamaihd.net/z/esmdr01_delivery@394117/manifest.f4m?hdcore=2.10.3g=JWCWCDUYCKWC" best
4. that should get it going in your video player.
>>63986415
>>63986470
keep trying the capcha took me like 2-3 times
>>63986046
yep
>>63986415
plz I've already been watching WebM's for so long
>>63986496
Thanks brochacho
>>63986505
Is there a bigger failure than Ian Mccall?
>Muh best FW in the world
>Muh potential
>>63986415
Fugg hope I don't pick a shit one
>>63986566
So this is the famous fight, gotta say though that Rich Franklin was clearly trying to take Ken's fucking head off with that second hook.
>>63986560
It just goes to show how important the UFC is, by consolidating the best fighters.
When every flyweight was spread everywhere, everyone thought Ian McCall was not only the best flyweight, but also on the p4p list.
>>63986510
been doing it for like 30 minutes
>>63986496
Its nearly 5 30 in the morning and this website is confusing
>>63986415
>>63986625
>there was a time when lightweights were considered the same as flyweights today
>>63986605
Download
http://docs.livestreamer.io/install.html#windows-binaries
Install
Open Command Prompt (Start -> Run -> cmd)
Paste the line I showed
Hope it works
>>63986613
whats happening the 15th anon?
>>63985031
You are make very good bred.
predict what these fighters will say if they win:
luke
chris
aldo
conor
>>63986637
>mfw
>>63986638
thanks
sorry just really tired
So we getting in heemspeak?
>>63986653
I know what one of them will say.
>Cruz has literally fought once since he was 26
Do you think he'll kill himself knowing he wasted his prime years?
>>63986653
>luke
[fratbro nonsense]
>chris
#JoinTheTeam
>aldo
HUE HUE HUE
>conor
I CAN GO ALL FOOKIN DAY JOE, IM SHAKING
>>63986653
Aldo will bant and the hue translator will give the typical "i train very hard" speech.
>>63986625
>Franks reaction
Guess he had money on Uno?
>>63986653
>Luke
Calls out Vitor Belfort rematch.
>Weidman
Thanks God and the troops. Says he wants to take some time off and fight in Madison Square Garden at UFC 200.
>Aldo
thanks teammates for 20 minutes
>Conor
Thanks Aldo for showing up. Wants to fight Faber in Dublin.
>>63986694
If Conor wins he'll be crying and all that shit, funny how he's a nice guy once he doesn't have to sell the fight any more
>>63986665
Rizzo the best-o
>>63986702
>not ufc 300
>>63986702
>Wants to fight Faber in Dublin.
No he doesn't.
>>63986702
Rockhold 100% calls out Jacare
>>63986702
>Thanks God and the troops.
Chris truly is a dummy
>>63986653
Weidman is going to call out JBJ.
>>63986740
>>63986740
interviewer asked chris if he had to declare bankruptcy...chris literally said "what's that?"
oh shit stream works
Everyone lets Bantz!
is there a link for Glory prelims? I always get confused when i have to download shit, especially on mac
>>63986496
thanks m8 got it running now
>>63986737
Why would he call out Jacare? Jacare will have just be obliterated by Yoel Romero.
>>63986772
take this guys advice
>>63986496
And hop in heemspeak
>>63986046
i just noticed you can see Lorenzo, his wife and daughter in the background. His wife looks appalled while his daughter is fascinated by all the blood. She'll be a fighter for sure.
>>63985763
been there once before, it's like a mix between italy and poland
you'd find it hard to believe today that only two decades ago they were killing the shit out of eachother
>>63986770
Bantzteam assemble!
>>63986781
heem urself my man
>>63986796
hop in teamspeak faggot!
>>63986794
I didn't find that hard to believe, there are still ruined buildings and bullet holes in some places. Croatia was great though, except for the 40-50 min wait for a fucking chickenburger
What's the deal with Metamorsis?
Its been 6 months since their last card, which was shit. When is Barnett going to defend his belt?
>tfw Metamorsis will never do Barnett vs. Nogueira.
>>63986817
they forgot to pay their fighters
>>63986817
I don't know, but I know they need to do away with that automatic draw shit. I understand they were trying encourage finishes, but all it has really done is encouraging the guy losing to stall out for a draw.
>>63986817
was wondering this the other day myself, so many potential big name matchups it's a shame no one watches
>tfw giving out Lioncock's details when everyone was desperate for a stream and getting loads grateful (you)s
SPONGE ME DOC
>>63986895
Just sponge my shit up senpai
>>63986496
mine is stuck at
Opening stream: 2528k (hds)
should i manually open my video player or should it do it automatically?
Aljamain sterling
http://youtu.be/jEiSuBJcxlI
>>63986867
There are tons of sellable fights that could be probably be done cheap
>Nogeuira vs Barnett
>BJ Penn vs. Sakuraba
>Hughes vs Renzo
>Aoki vs Penn
>Sonnen vs Wanderlei
>>63986918
Well it should just pop up your video player and start feeding it the decoded stream. I think it auto-detects VLC. You got VLC installed? You can also try including -v in the command line to go more verbose, hopefully.
>>63986936
Don't listen to this guy he's going to get you v&
>>63986936
just come up with that it needs vlc, gonna get it now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEiSuBJcxlI
>>63986945
enjoy your spyware
>>63986867
>>63986853
>>63986817
>not watching some eddie bravo invitational in 2015
skip to 1:10:00, 2:11:0, and 2:50:30 for the super fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMDU8GGu0vY
>>63986952
>extra small
hey lads
come banter with me and australia bro
teamspeak server: ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>63986966
too stoned lad will be there for Thursday-Saturday
>>63986895
That looks pretty comfy
>>63986983
are you saying you want to be sponged?
>>63986949
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEiSuBJcxlI
I have high expectations of the Funkmaster.
>>63986998
Eduardo's gonna be a tough test
>>63987007
>muh head movement
Wineland is so shit
>>63986986
Better than being punched in the face.
>>63987011
always been a fan personally
there has to be a stream somewhere
>>63987007
It's a good fight.
>>63986046
lmao no, good just bleed fight but other than the damage it was not that great
>>63985544
Would you rather film a Tonight's Girlfriend episode with Rose or Paige?
Where is predictiongoof?
>>63987041
Rose, because she would inevitably cry after it's all done. Plus she has a cute ass.
>>63987035
Then what is your favourite MMA fight?
>>63987052
As a true fan of MMA, my favourite fights are Mighty Mouse fights, he's so technical, and fast, it's Dragon Ball Zed!
really looking forward to Edgar/Mendes and Jacare/Romero
>>63987052
Id take Hunt Silva 1, Gus Jones, Aldo Mendes 2, Maynard Frankie 2, Henderson Shogun over it, it's a title fight which is pretty cool but other than damage and the staredown it didn't have much. It got pretty sloppy in the later rounds and the finish was unsatisfactory
Damn this Seaking vs Hammerlane fight is wild
>>63987076
Eh, all those fights get sloppy aswell though.
Especially Hunt vs silva, that's a sloppy fight right from the start. I guess Jones vs Gus was a pretty great fight aswell.
>>63987076
You missed the whole southpaw vs orthodox angles war in the whole middle of the fight, lawler doing real damage while utilizing head movement to negate the same, and then Rory mac turning the tables? Very nice
honestly it's going to take an unbelievable effort from McGregor to beat Aldo
>>63987117
Never underestimate a living meme
>>63987117
Nah, I think it's pretty even if it remains standing. I'd say Conor has the better striking honestly
>>63987076
But they are like a hundred pounds heavier so it's understandable. And sure they got sloppy but fight wise they were better, more variety.
>>63987114
No I get that, and it's impressive but it's not too entertaining, it's like watching top level grapplers battle for underhooks and wrist control but it's not too entertaining
>>63987129
>if it remains standing
it will go to the ground at the first exchange
>>63987100
>>63987174
ment for (you)
>>63987174
I get what you mean. It was more grinding. But I like the ridiculousness of it all. Two gods of war just massacring each other. Hunt and Silva had the same feeling.
>>63987089
w-what stream are you watching..
>you are now aware of the ever closer post ufc 194 depression
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/tom-breese-vs-keita-nakamura-added-to-ufc-fight-night-83-in-london
>>63987244
>tfw you remember the 3 cards directly after 194 all have title fights
>>63987244
>implying
there are a ton of sick fights soon after 194, lawler Condit, Cruz TJ, Cerrone RDA is just a short time
>>63987213
Kekboxing.
See: >>63986496
>>63987264
>>63987269
cheering me up lads
>>63984611
>dat Brad Winter 5th grade style sig
>>63987296
There's also JDS vs Overeem, Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson, Pettis vs Alvarez, stipe vs arlovski, tumenov vs Larkin
Dana has truly blessed us
>>63987347
McGregor vs Diaz for 155 title next December calling it now
New jack slack on McGregor
https://youtu.be/Z7KpX2eOQx8
>McGregor vs Brandao was less than a year and half ago
fuck me he's come a long way
>>63985255
>Full roids Andy can take on full roids Hendo.
I completely forgot that he choked him out.
>>63987402
>headlining fight pass to this
Think of how huge PVZ is going to be next year!
>>63987395
No surprise that Jack Slack, along with Robin Black are the only fighting analysis who recognize McGregor's skill. You keks are in for a treat this Dec 12.
>>63987451
will i get to see more karate kicks to the leever
uwotm8
>>63987342
>tfw my sig is nothing but my name in italic mode
Forever a babby
>>63987451
which analyst denies it?
Who /NO4GAYJESUS/ here?
https://youtu.be/Z6iCSVATsLc
>>63987500
Same here mate great fight fans think alike
>>63987451
Everyone knows McGregor is pretty good, but he is no Aldo.
There is no way you could sum up Aldo's finess and moveset in a 10 minute video. Fuck, you could talk an hour just about his leg kick setups.
Once again, I open /heem/ and find it almost at 500.
Were any dank memes born ITT? Are are we still deleting chins?
>>63987576
>spend years screaming "muh lucky kick"
>get rematch
>literally exact same thing happens
Like most of the PRIDE memes, Hendo really should have retired the moment he started fighting in orgs with drug testing.
>>63987584
It was literally BJJ the thread. Just look at all the webms.
Next thread we should focus on meme development and research
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prLgnhPpDmU
is he right heem? Can he beat RdA or Cerronay?
Thanks to whoever is posting all the webms
Edgar vs Mendes > PVZ vs Rose >>>>>>>>>>Conor vs Aldo
Seriously if you are more hyped for C-Mac than the other two you're a mandama fag.
>>63987572
>he is no Aldo
Damn straight he fucking isn't, and that's why it's Aldo getting KO'd in 8 days.
>>63987712
I recall a time when people would put effort into their bait
>>63987739
What if he was an Aldo though?
The only thing that can make Dec. 12 better is if there's a giant blizzard that doesn't cut power or internet. Surely that would be most comfy
Rockhold vs Piss>Romero vs Jacare>Holloway vs Stephens>any that you mentioned
>>63987717
Sexyama is a such tier fighter
>>63984722
November is Holly Holm month.
>>63987749
PVZ vs Rose: Very important for the young straw weight division.
Edgar vs Chad. Two fighters in their prime, one who doesn't quit and another with scary knockout power. Should be incredible.
Aldo vs McGregor. Incredible fighter vs over hyped paddy who stole Ric Flairs gimmick.
Although best matchup of the year is Wideman vs Cockhold
>>63987788
why does your filename contain Thug Rose? She's not in that webbum.
>>63987818
oh snap. my bad!
NEW THREAD
>>63987825
>>63987825
>>63987825
>>63987810
>over hyped paddy
Hype is kind of a fucked up thing where it's often hard to tell what's *creating* the hype. You really think Conor's hype wasn't created in the octagon? If so, I can say for a fact you haven't seen all his fights.
why do black americans always say they are african-american?
you rarely hear white americans call themselves polish american etc.
you never hear the blacks in english claim to be african-english
?
>>63987979
who cares
>>63987979
>why do black americans always say they are african-american?
Literally no black people refer to themselves as african american, it's just something overly sensitive people use to refer to blacks.
>>63987451
No idea what you're on about, literally the entire UFC has their lips firmly wrapped around MCG's dick.
>>63987979
I'm from Egypt living in America, a literal African American way more so than the black people born here, and no one who is black says that. Only mentally ill white liberals who get more offended on our behalf than actual people from Africa.
