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December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
First for Schaub is the eternal GOAT.
Nth for Saul Rodgers
>>63937334
April 2016
Nice OP
Regardless of who wins, do you think Aldo moves up to LW? I am not very interested to see him do more rematches. And we can get the Petis v Aldo fight.
Updated
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
How do we improve the UFC?
1. Bring back the old Face the Pain.
>>63937379
I think both Aldo and McGregor will end up having to move to lightweight eventually now that the IV ban is in effect. No way they can keep cutting so much weight and perform at the same level they're at
8th for /ROSEROSEROSEROSEROSE/
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
>>63937394
That is so cool!
>>63937389
Yellow cards for stalling/lack of action after a warning
Put scoring emphasis on damage dealt
>>63937379
retire
>>63937379
Aldo is probably moving seeing as Barao is comming to 145
THERES THIS MEETH THAT YOU CAN NEVER
KEEK A WRESTLER, NEVER KEEK A WRESTLER TOO SLOW BUT IF YOU KEEK LIKE A WHEEP YOU KEEL THE GAS TANK
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH? HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>63937399
PVZ by decision
Chiesa by decision
Northcutt by 1st round TKO
Theodorou by decision
>>63937389
1) See stalling wrestling as a defensive move and not octagon control. (You know, when a fighter keep another fighter against the wall to avoid getting beaten up)
2) Show score cards between rounds
Will Conor try his spinning meme kick at the beginning of the fight?
>>63937382
Mendes by TKO
Barboze by TKO
Lauzon by RNC
LaFlare by DEC
>>63937379
Have you seen Smalldo? He's probably staying. enough people on LW that can cut down and there's some people building up..
>>63937456
ouch
>>63937466
Sage would knock him out anyway.
>>63937456
kek what a pussy
>>63937382
Edgar by decision
Barboza by decision
Dunham by decision
La Flare by decision
>conor rushes across the cage like he did against Chad
>Aldo times it perfectly with a flying knee KO
>quickest fight in UFC history
HOEZZZAAAYYYYYY
Whatever happened at that one event where they had judges ringside but also some in a backroom that watched video and couldn't hear the crowd?
How can people think sitting in one spot with a limited view be conducive to proper judging?
>>63937456
liver rekt
>>63937414
Does he have an upcoming fight soon? Feels like it was forever since TJ 2.
>>63937462
>frankie getting stopped
bold pick bro
>>63937485
Someone post the Pickett and Almeida webm. I can see that happening.
>>63937485
that is beyond my imagination
OWWWLLLLLDOE
>>63937442
What is that picture from?
JYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUNYEEEERRRRRRRR
>>63937509
No clue, might need some rest, maby they book him around Silvas comeback for a Brazil card?
>>63937445
>1) See stalling wrestling as a defensive move and not octagon control. (You know, when a fighter keep another fighter against the wall to avoid getting beaten up)
So much this. All this 'octagon control' and 'positional dominance' is patently wrong.
>>63937531
it is from a video
>>63937552
Thanks Toomer Tom. Which video though?
>Literally next week
holy shit lads
>>63937511
I feel that the Mendes we're going to see on fight night has the ability to put him away
>>63937531
no idea desu i just nabbed it from sherdog
11 days guys...
This is happening
>im going to kill you if you don't hand over those fucking pills
>>63937382
>Edgar
>Ferguson
>Lauzon
>LaFlare
Will Khabib ever be relevant?
10
11
12
19
>>63937568
Just can't believe it at all.
>>63937611
he will be mini fedor if he can stop his knees from exploding
>>63937598
is Eye considered /hightest/?
>>63937485
He probably hits a rib and Conor gases inside 1 round
>>63937594
did he injury his knee? It looks really weird when he lands
>>63937614
Why did Frankie not get the decision in this fight?
If Todd Duffee had a chin would he be the Sage Northcutt of HW?
>>63937631
He should move to LHW
>>63937545
Or a back up in case Cruz sneezes and tears his ACL?
No, nobody wants to see a third fight right? I feel the 135 division lacks interesting match ups. So much is depending on Cruz being healthy.
>>63937612
All those embeddeds to watch, four weigh-ins, four post-fight press conferences, and probably more events that they'll stream
>>63937631
>those aryan genes
fucking fuck my slav shit up senpai
>>63937674
>mfw weight in staredown
cannot wait tbph, I feel like something will happen, a slap probably but from who?
>>63937630
What is this your hook? Disagreeing with every decision?
It wasn't even that close 49-46 Aldo is a fair score.
>>63937728
if someone reacts it will be Aldo, Conor is just a master ruseman but is professional when he needs to be
>>63937755
Frankie literally outstruck him the last three rounds
>>63937619
Possibly
>https://www.instagram.com/p/-rU5YwBEf2/
>>63937791
To add round three is the only questionable one in my opinon
>>63937800
This is so adorable it brought a tear to my eye.
>>63937614
>Edgar and the Foot Fetish
expected it to cut to Vitor Belfort
>>63937791
>>63937807
I'm glad to see it's the way you score all fights rather than just being a nuthugger (like with gus).
>>63937800
QT 3.14
Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
No matter the outcome of UFC 194 this is surely Conor's last fight at featherweight, right? There's no way he can fight at 145 his whole career
>>63937879
>Aldo
BUCKLE UP FREAKY BITCHES
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>63937902
>mfw Conor misses weight and its changed to a non title fight and then he wins
>>63937915
chael was right
>>63937924
What an alpha.
>>63937924
rogan again talking about shit he knows nothing about
>>63937940
shut up you stupid donkey
>>63937844
I just feel like damage and "control" are pretty useless and too open ended seeing as some people bruise easier etc and control doesn't really do anything unless you get actual hits in which should be the reward itself but I realise that it's a tough balance
>>63937956
thank you for your service
>people actually thinking Aldo got a chance
You are just sad haters.
>>63938003
Awkward as fuck
my just said he want to go to UFC London with me and my brother, what if he becomes a fight fan and starts wanting to heem me?
>>63937924
This guy is scary as fucj. I heard him oh tim ferriss' podcast
>>63938028
who cares, I'd heem the fuck out of you all in RL cunt
>>63938053
get in my guard bro
When did UFC turn into kickboxing? Didn't wrestlers used to dominate MMA just a few years ago? Is wrestling a meme now?
>>63937321
kek
>>63938074
defending takedowns is still wrestling
>>63938053
The knee, the heel, spinning back kick, front toe poke, side kick to the body, oblique kicks, I just don't see how you can be eating all these shots then have the mental toughness to heem me
>>63937524
>that forced smile
Even the oblivious Mike Goldberg can tell that Joe Rogan has gone off his rocker.
>>63938074
Like the top 5 of every division is just wrestlers
>>63938074
>When did UFC turn into kickboxing?
When they slashed all the money to be made
>>63938104
Fucking hell man
>tfw you will never pound her in that exact position
>>63938104
that cant be her
>>63937924
>you can atleast appreciate that you have freedom in this country
america is the least free country eastern europe aside
>>63938074
It do seem as most wrestlers prefer to strike these days, but the amount of wrestlers that are champions are still quite high
>>63938081
That really doesn't deserve a cross link kek
It isn't that funny
>>63938106
Joanna - Striker
DMJ - Hybrid
TJ - Hybrid
Holly - Striker
RDA - Wrestler
Lawler - Striker
Chris - Wrestler
DC - Wrestler
Werdum - Hybrid
Seems pretty even to me
>>63938121
As soon as I saw pound I immediately read it as pound for pound
Took a bit for the sentence to make sense to me
>>63938121
She literally got plowed by a car, she wouldn't be able to feel you.
>>63938156
I laffed fuck yew
What's Showtime Pettis up to? Haven't seen him since him and his brother literally got their ass kicked
>>63938074
and don't forget this guy
>>63938173
No need to be rude about it is there?
>>63938183
>Tfw DC would have cruised to an easy win if he
just kept wrestlekuking Gus but instead decide to strike with him for 5 rounds
I don't understand all the hate he gets
>>63938183
Are people expecting Jones to completely maul DC? I don't know man, I sort of feel like it could be closer than we think and DC could even get the win. Jones has been out for a while now and DC's upped his game somewhat
>>63938211
DC won round 2 in the Jones fight, and was right back in it, but people have completely forgotten that.
>>63938197
>>63938173
settle this on rumblr lads no need to spam here
>>63938201
It felt like he wanted to prove something, which is kinda respectable.
It was a great fight.
>>63938161
He said top 5 of every division, not the champs
>>63938181
checked the wiki:
>Pettis was expected to face Myles Jury on July 25, 2015 at UFC on Fox 16.[55] However, Pettis pulled out of the bout citing another injury and was replaced by Edson Barboza.[56]
>Pettis is expected to face Eddie Alvarez on January 17, 2016 at UFC Fight Night 81.[57]
Classic Showtime
>>63938211
He hasn't improved that drastically. He has nothing for Jones.
>>63938268
>Fight Night 81
From headlining PPV's to Fight Night
>>63938121
Why would you want to do it in that position? Doesn't look comfortable at all for her.
>>63938211
I personally think it will look like their last fight, perhaps a bit closer since DC got some more experience as a LHW now.
>>63938268
Ta m8
Is MMA the only sport you follow?
>>63938320
I follow Boxing, Football, and CSGO
>>63938211
I think Cormier will put up a good fight, but I see it going the same as the first fight. Jones got this.
>>63938201
Does DC get hate? he seem like such a nice guy against anyone not named Bader.
>>63938327
>and CSGO
>>63938320
>following other "sports"
>>63938320
Just CURRY
>>63938306
perma virgin much
>>63938320
Yes.
I wish I liked more though, then I'd have more to look forward to.
>>63938350
>not following boxing
>>63938320
>MMA
>sport
You can't ruse me, Reeeeeee-bok
>>63938320
I follow MMA, Rugby and Football.
>>63938378
pretty much goes without saying that people who follow MMA also like boxing and kickboxing
>>63938288
Thought he's in a good position for a title shot if Cerrone wins.
Also the Dos Anjos loss must be an underrated upset right? Not in the holm/rousey scale, but still.
>>63938378
>le 34 year old 150 000 draws man who will never fight anyone good because boxing is trash tier and corrupted
>>63938320
I kinda lost interest in football a while ago. MMA and kickboxing are just much more exciting. Although there isn't much to follow in kickboxing
>>63938406
Slavs don't age like normal people.
>>63938378
ikr, this is now a boxing thread btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRciekWVuss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBQ-WCbVFNM
hey look what i just found
http://www.muaythaitorrents.com/
>>63938401
I'd like to watch more boxing but I don't know who to watch, the only name I know is Mayweather and while brilliant he bores me.
>>63938378
Even Demetrious Johnson sells more PPVs
>>63938464
you should watch the classics!
>>63938453
>http://www.muaythaitorrents.com/
blatant honeypot
>>63938404
I guess it was a mini upset
Why the hell is RDA/Cerrone headlining UFC on Fox 17 and not being at least the co main event for a PPV? Mighty Mouse headlined a PPV ffs
>>63938406
Always so spiteful arent you
>>63938447
Nah Wladimir looks young as ever in his last fight
>>63938464
some good fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuGZVkYuHM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIlVQO71PbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_fRcpOFB4o
>>63938464
Look through Rings fight of the year
Boxing has shitloads of amazing fights available thanks to its long history.
>>63938468
I reckon that is GGG's problem and not mine, he is an exciting fighter and so I'll watch him.
Which is more likely: Aldo winning by a submission or McGregor winning by TKO?
>>63938474
Give me a few suggestions. In MMA I like fights where I can't tell who's winning or what will happen next like Gus v Jones. Or when one use technique and strategy to defeat opponent, like Bendo v Hatchet
>>63938320
Futbol, tennis, basketball and WWE ;)
>>63938546
McGregor and TKO.
>>63938534
>>63938536
Thanks! Now I wont sleep for another hour.
>>63938549
look at the first suggestion i just gave you, you fucking kek
>>63938534
>>63938549
Corrales vs Castillo.
>>63938546
McGregor by TKO, Aldo only has 2 submissions (1 being by soccer kicks) and both were back in 2005
>>63938587
>Implying Aldo won't beat him into submission
>>63938575
sorry sempai, I was busy writing my post so I didn't see.
Thanks.
who will be dana's next big meme fighter, lads?
>>63938534
Kovalev vs Pascal aint that good of a fight though
went to the gym lads, feelin' good
Remember when Cain fucking destroyed Rothwell?
>>63938637
Based Joe Son
>>63938701
Remember when Schaub fucking destroyed Rothwell?
>>63938673
it's an introduction to kovalev atleast and fun to watch
What fighter had the most potential but never reached it due to a terrible chin?
Jonathan Goulet?
It looks so close but I'm still nervous
>>63938844
Sage Northcutt
>>63938844
barboza, he was slapping cerrone around
>>63938534
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuGZVkYuHM4
XD
>>63938949
Fedor used to do this during ground n pound.
I hope both the Rockhold vs Weidman and Aldo vs McGregor are very close fights that can be scored either way. Then we argue for months about who should have won.
>>63938534
Crazy amount of clinching in that first clip. I think I saw some legit wrestling moves there. I think Clinch is what surprises me most when going from MMA to boxing - I just keep thinking "Give him an elbow" or "You go double under hooks, slam him!"
>>63938991
he did the twirly hand shit to Cro Cop, and a more lo-fi version to break grips on Nogueira
le not a beauty pageant face
>>63939033
shes gunna go GI Jane on Paige's skank ass
>>63939062
Paige is much bigger stronger and more athletic
She's gonna bulldoze poor Rose
pretty pumped desu
Just won the Ultimate Fighter on the UFC game lads.
>>63939108
>Paige is much bigger stronger and more athletic
wat
>>63939122
>Everyone and their mother starting podcasts
>>63939122
DoI really want to listen to her interviewing people for an hour though?
>>63939122
What will they even tallk about?
>DUDE VAGINAS LMAO
>DUDE RONDA IS SHIT LMAO
>>63939124
That seems like it hurt so much, poor fighter literally couldn't take it so just curled up into the fetal position
>>63937382
Mendes
Ferguson
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63939184
Maybe she'll talk about pegging Caraway.
>>63939184
Rogan's is basically that if you replaces Vaginas with Weed and SHIT with AMAZING
the podcast market is over-inflated
I like Chael's and I listen to Rogan and the MMA hour.
Fuck, not enough time in the day to listen to Mir's, Miesha's, Anik and Kenflo's, Bruce Buffers, Team Alpha Males, and
>>63939184
>What will they even tallk about?
cupcakes!
>>63939227
Have you tried collecting autismbux to free up your days?
>>63939184
I bet you tune in every week for Rogan talking about turbo sluts and how much weed he can smoke in a day.
>>63939227
I usually listen to podcasts while I lift, so I really only ever listen to 3 of them.
>>63939227
>the podcast market is over-inflated
no such thing
people will only listen to what they want to listen to
there can never be too many because people have such varying tastes and interests
>>63939227
Anik and Kenflo's is decent, pretty short and they mainly talk about MMA so no bullshit.
>>63939253
>being so unhealthy you sweat profusely sitting still
Might be time for me to go heem sleepy in a bit lads
When I wake it'll be one sleep till 194 ;^)
>>63939253
Kailin got FINISHED by those strikes
are you guys still just as hyped as you were a few months ago?
or did the Aldo/McGregor hype train blow it's load too early
>>63939292
I hope you wake up to injury news
>>63939314
189/World Tour hype was bigger. This won't break a milli.
>>63939321
the worst feel
>>63939314
I'm worried I'm going to have a heart attack when the first embedded comes out t
>>63939314
don't even care, nothing can compare to ronda getting knocked out
>>63939314
hasn't been much fresh promotion for this, when we start seeing some more staredowns and bants over the next two weeks it will be goat
>>63937915
>huemor
>>63939314
>Not being hyped for any Aldo fight
casual af tbqh
>>63939108
>Paige is much bigger stronger and more athletic
>>63939139
>>63939465
You're fucking dumb and wrong if you think they're physically on the same plain. You hate Paige and want her to lose, that's great, but don't let it cloud your judgement.
>>63939321
wow rood
>>63938306
>implying that's relevant
>>63939314
Oh yeah, I've been waiting for these 2 to fight for ages it seems like now. Glad this even is literally next week, if no one gets injured it has GOAT potential
>>63939330
>implying this isn't bigger than ever now that McGregor beat Mendes
Anyone going to this?
>>63939545
going as in coming, as in cumming? yes probably
>>63939545
Yeah, I'm coming to literally heem you
Has how the Edgar vs Mendes fight night is going to be broadcast been announced yet? I assume it'll be on Fox Sports 1 locally here in the states?
>>63939597
>>63939597
meme channel
>>63939597
>that sentence structure
>>63939621
Whom are you quoting?
>>63939597
pablo?
>>63937924
This guy sounds exactly like Brian Stann.
>>63939124
where is the one where he fucks someone up then is about to run out and jump in the crowd but then he just kneels down?
>>63939621
there's nothing wrong with it, but I had a bit of trouble with it as well
Who is the most hateable champion of all time?
>>63939679
Hogda
>>63939638
how come virtually every scandinavian speaks English?
>>63939666
But has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>63939679
Cain, he's a racist
>>63939692
Easiest language to learn.
>>63939692
The learned from the marines.
>>63939679
Manlet Mouse
>>63939692
they're the smartest people in history, and they're definitely the most beautiful
>>63939711
dont know senpai, i mean i should know spanish because its literally just o's and a's at the end of english words for 70% of it
>>63939679
Cain. He's an American who thinks he's Mexican.
>>63939692
Learn it from an early age, and american media is everywhere.
>>63939712
>hues
>>63939747
can't be that smart if theyre suiciding with mudslimes. Germansaresmarter, except theyre now suiciding too.
Maybe the world has become too memey and all the smart peoples gave up
>>63939139
>>63939465
pat barry's lanky skinny might have some cool subs and be slightly more athletic but she sucks and just like pat she breaks easily. pvz for an easy unanimous decision
>>63939747
They have such a high degree of emotional intelligence that other grounds can exploit their generosity.
>>63939778
It's called emotional intelligence. Experiencing empathy. They do it to a fault.
>>63939790
>What are Somalis
>>63939790
That's only if you're looking at intelligence as being good at math.
>SHEEM SLEEEEEEEPY
https://www.facebook.
com/mediatakeout/videos/1158804054151540/
>>63939790
mexicans are p funny tho
>>63937597
Seriously, I'll shed a fuckin tear the day Goldie retires. He is such a loveable, dumb and creepy fella. Literally irreplaceable.
>>63939841
I sincerely hope he dies before the fights next week.
>>63939841
save your tears for the day after when he heems himself. That man is depression personified
No one wants Paige as champion.
>>63939888
I do.
>>63939841
Him and Rogan are the meme dream team for sure. Between Goldie's ineptitude/classic sayings and Joe's (mostly) constructive commentary they make a great team
Will Cerrone winning be good for the UFC? Right now you have an ugly as fuck unmarketable Brazilian.
>>63939856
thats not very nice
>>63939963
BIG DICK MCGREGOR
I bet Dee loves getting fucked by McGregor.
>>63939841
that's so sweet anon
Can I become a better fighter by getting baptized?
just found a card where quite a lot of people from a gym i train at from time to time fought at
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/35811-lion-fighting-championships-6-battleground
mfw i just had a vision of aldo and mcgregor actually fighting. This truly is beyond imagination.
>>63940106
>>63940008
>saved
what the fuck is he doing with his mouth. Is he still on the coco?
>>63937382
>BASED PICKSBRO HEAR MY PRAYERS
>MENDES
>BARBOZA
>LAUZON
>LAFLARE
>>63940024
>those ears
They called Rockhold a super athlete in the previews
>>63939955
he won't win, Cerrone is shit. But
it's irrelevant who holds the belt, because it's gonna be less than a year till McGregor has the lightweight strap after
vacating the unified featherweight strap
>>63940145
>>63940124
>>63940106
so this was at the start of 189 right? how did no one pick up on this until that 194 preview
>>63938574
>
Morales vs Barerra 1/2/3
Gatti vs Ward 1/2/3
Pacquiao vs Morales 1/2/3
Pacquiao vs Marquez 1/2/3/4
De La Hoya vs Vargas
De La Hoya vs Mosley
Khan vs Maidanna
Maidanna vs Ortiz
Corrales vs Castillo
Duran vs sugar ray leonard
HAGLER VS HEARNS
Vasquez vs Marquez
Trinidad vs Vargas
Rios vs Alvarado 1
Bradley vs Provodnikov
Kovalev vs Pascal
fuck dude....Theres a ton. Boxing is fucking awesome when it's a good fight
>>63939841
>>63939856
A rockstar that burns twice as bright, takes alot of energy.
>>63939747
>ameridumb education
>>63938003
goddamn i forgot about that BJ pool jump
that guy was a legit freak
>>63939139
she is a lombard at her weightclass
>>63940208
wat
Following the exact big brown formula
What could possibly go wrong?
>>63940106
>>63940124
>>63940145
>>63940193
We dumping rogan now?
anyone want to see what submission (terror) looks like? Got a fb video of a guy from a gym that i train at sometimes submitting a guy with terror
>>63940179
It was right after the Lawler Macdonald fight and in the middle of one of Rogans long hype segments. I doubt many people were paying attention.
>>63940257
>>63940187
top craic
>>63938003
Let's be honest, he pulled it off by the end of the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O73ZeK1Saco
100% natty
hopefully rogan's daughters both get cancer
>>63940333
great post, man. I see you go places!
https://youtu.be/LY7r-DwtjD8?t=42
Why is Conor such a racist?
>>63940374
Race discussion isn't allowed.
>conor mckekor
yall niggas will finally get proven wrong next week by a twinkposter lmao @ your lifes
>When the alpha brain kicks in
so FrontRowBrian never explained himself?
>>63940420
Hot
>9 days until the VanZant vs Namajunas fight night
>Edgar vs Mendes the next day
>culminates at UFC 194
How fucked is your sleep schedule
>>63940420
I WILL RIDE INTO YOUR VILLAGE ON HORSEBACK AND REMOVE YOUR HEAD
>>63940455
You'll get b& posting this webm because of the split second you can see a nipple. I thought of editing it, so I can post in every thread to come :^)
>>63940456
u guys will feel the full power of my shitposting abilities next week after aldo wins
>conor
>>63940443
>Rose, Sage, Mendes/Edgar, then 194
>All of this after Holly heemed Ronda into the 8th dimension
WHAT IS LIFE
>>63940584
he must have been so fucking high that night.
where will you be when Saul Rodgers wins TUF 22?
>>63940623
At my house watching it on tv probably
>>63940443
not at all i'm retired
>>63937597
what would happen to our memes without Goldie?
>>63939679
Weidman and "the team"
>>63938003
>not posting the version where he tries all day until he finally gets it
>doesn't show a single time BJ fucked up
>>63940623
isn't Artem going to win?
>>63940443
Not at all, thankfully. Prelims start around 5 here, so everyone is off work by the time they start even if it's a weekday. PPVs and main cards start at 7 and are over before 10, so you can still go out and still do things since it's early enough.
PST best time zone to live in as a fight fan, it's comfy as fuck
>>63940694
He cant win due to his t-rex arm disorder
>>63940323
100% manlet
>>63940724
oh no, can he get arm extenders?
post early stoppages
>>63940718
what an awful existence, i'm glad i don't have your shit life
Lets all et into a royal rumble, heems everywhere, last one
standing gets to keep the lizard as a pet.
Post your fightfu, /heem/
Why has nobody talked about the Jew FC not wanting GSP to attend the post fight presser of Jew FC 167
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9821836/georges-st-pierre-on-infamous-meeting-with-ufc-brass-i-used-a-lot-of
>>63940443
n-not at all pham
>>63940818
wew lad
>>63940776
I couldn't give less of a shit if I tried
>>63940443
what time will it be for you molly-coddled americans? Eurofags need to stay up till like 6am
>>63940443
Sacking Uni off on Friday cause i;m a real fight fan
>>63940818
Too old
>>63939122
She needs to show more tits and ass if she wants to make fatk money, even brendan got down to his tighty whiteys and usually wears a tank top tbqh
I'd watch each podcast for the full duration if she randomly started doing lewd yoga poses every 1~10 minutes, she can just pretend she's trying to promote healthy living and that others should do yoga also an excuse for her to wear yoga pants and no bra with her white t's
>>63940443
>tfw work at sea 4 weeks on 4 weeks off so staying up late watching fights are never an issue when im home.
>unironically referring to your generic work until you die because you weren't smart enough to make real money just so you can get drunk on the weekends lifestyle as "comfy"
>>63940927
can a not in education, employment or training so I can shitpost and play videogames all day lifestyle be comfy?
>>63940737
>this defensive
you mean not very defensive at all
>>63940758
http://imgur.com/a/trLzu
>>63940776
Cause he's an attention seeking goof. HE WAS NOT FORBIDDEN FROM ATTENDING. The doctors wanted him to go to the hospital but he wouldn't listen. He was concussed and if you listen his account of the story he can't even account for his reasoning.
>>63940963
that's cool and all, but any more pics on the lizard?
>>63940927
>Needing a job
>Not being born into a rich family
pleb
>>63939122
this is going to be awful
anyone who says no literally needs to be killed
>>63940584
>hanging out with a dude who keked your buddy
>>63940995
I would love to see you try and kill me.
>>63940982
look in the comments no one knows
http://imgur.com/gallery/en5q9e1
>>63940990
>ywn be Eye n that position
jdimsa
>>63940927
MFW never worked a day in my life and get whatever i want from my millionaire dad
>>63940758
seriously though what type of lizard is that it looks cool as hell
Conor BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKyt5LAm33M
>>63938211
bonesfags coming out of the wood work
>>63941174
>Bill the kek Burr
>Good
>>63940818
Eh, whos this
>>63938549
>Thomas Hearns vs Sugar Ray Leonard 1
>Thomas Hearns vs Roberto Duran
>Ray Mancini vs Deuk Koo Kim
>Marvin Hagler vs Thomas Hearns
>Marvin Hagler vs Roberto Duran
>Roberto Duran vs Sugar Ray Leonard 1&2 (because history)
>Muhammad Ali vs Joe Frazier
>Mickey Ward vs Arturo Gatti
>Eric Morales vs Marco Antonio Berrera
>Julio Cesar Chavez vs Meldrick Taylor
>Chris Eubank vs Nigel Benn
These are just a few, but you'd do yourself more justice by watching iconic fights from the careers of standout boxers. That list would be a bit different.
>>63941132
Too bad your millionaire dad can't buy you a girlfriend
>>63941184
i'm pretty good at talking down to people.
Other than that, no. I mean I'm well educated and graduated from an expensive school but he literally buys me whatver i want, I have two cars and my own flat. Feels good homie
>>63941206
photoshopped pic of miesha
>>63941252
>>63938549
Also Kostya Tszyu vs Zab Judah.
What would you do to her?
my great grand father was a black and tan. i'm rooting for aldo
>>63941381
nice blog faggot
>>63941341
frumpy frustrated at ronda miesha is best miesha
>>63941443
>dat weightcut ronda
>>63941443
>those matching red marks on their foreheads
t-tsundere
>he hurt him hard
>>63941443
Honda in zombie mode
>>63941317
invite her into my guard
bait her until she goes into a deep, smothering north south full mount
>>63937630
because he lost
>>63941393
I'm from Dublin not Northern Ireland, I spend most of my time in either Ibiza, California Toyko and a fuck ton of places throughout the year. I'm away more than I'm home
with my other rich friends from school.
Trust me, relying on daddy is pretty sweet.
>>63940584
How pissed is Travis Browne that his new bitch loses it all when he got with her?
>>63937631
Tbh he'd be GOAT if he had a decent coach. He literally coasts on his genetics alone.
>>63937382
>Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Mendes
>Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Barboza
>Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Dunham
>Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
LaFlare
>>63941575
The GOAT at what? Pounding your bp?
>>63941417
Flat man ass vs bubble butt
>>63941625
which one is which?
>>63941607
based Pugster, i reckon i might get one next year
>>63937631
His Mike Russow fight was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. I was at a bar that typically the people there don't get hype until the main event and everyone was watching him brutalize this fat dude.
The whole place went fucking nuts when Russow knocked him out.
>>63941519
idk it seems pretty emasculate
>pre-Kaitlin Young Miesha
wew
>>63941651
Kingsman detected
>>63941519
and you still can't get laid? give me some of that money fool i'll show you how it's done.
>>63941679
she kicked her into a bird
>>63941672
travelling the world with a limitless credit card with my friends since i was a child,
smashin bishes from cali to tokyo.
It's literally perfect. But whatever if working 9-5 makes you feel like a man that's cool,
i'll spare a thought at my dad's villa in ibiza in a couple of months. First stop though skiing in the alps in three weeks.
speaking of Kaitlin Young, she has to be one of the biggest failures as far as prospects go in MMA
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kaitlin-Young-26251
she's basically the sokoudjou of women
>>63941519
Liar. You spend most of your time shitposting on here.
>>63941748
Your fantasy is sweet. Maybe it'll become reality one day, probably not though.
>>63941748
i dont work 9-5, and boasting about your ''millionaire lifestyle'' seems pretty silly on a 4chan board buddy boy.
>>63941748
Nice blog
>>63941767
i've only been on here like 5 times, tops. Leading up to mcgregor fights. This is my first time on since before 189
>>63941797
Liar. There's only one Irish poster and it's you. Shitposting from 9 till 5.
>>63941790
you're the one pressing the issue with me.
I don't care to go on about it.
>>63941817
its half 1. Checkmate
>>63941797
next time ur in cali hmu and i will heem you to tokyo and save you the air fare, you think i'm kidding but I'm dead serious.
keep it nice and flowy in here lads be patient
>>63941870
and you saying it was emasculate is clearly being a jealous fag, so i decided to rub your face in it and show you how wrong you were.
/heem/ has been moving fast these past few days but there aren't more posters than normal. Relax.
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>63941891
>>63941887
heem you'reselves
>>63941889
how did you show me im wrong? and why would i be jealous of some irish inbred lying on /heem/?
>>63941918
You must be new around here. People don't talk to me like that and get away with it. Apologize or you will suffer the consequences.
>>63941889
see
>>63941911
Pls shut up now
>>63941922
going into i don't believe you mode.
Took you long enough you dutch lanklet. Don't don't even try and deny I had you wrapped around my 4 incher! Look back through you took the bait.
NEET 4 lyf!
>>63941952
Are you the Irishman that claims 100/week JSA?
I'm enjoying the McGregor era
>>63941972
Lasted longer than the Machida era
>>63941972
its a beautiful ting!
>>63941965
The very same
>>63941939
>>63941939
I don't fear you
>>63941928
>dat jiggle
That was gonna be the next one I posted
>>63941988
big mistake.
>>63941985
Why not just get a small job? Build a career out of something? How do you enjoy being a leech?
My friend worked retail and ended up getting a break in a company because of it.
>>63941992
Eye is my favourite. See that pic/vid (can't remember which) where she is cycling in spandex? it's tip top
>>63942024
Yeah I know which one you're talking about..but finding it will be tough, I'll look through though.
so how many people in here are just nerds looking for attention and not actual mma fans? i swear these threads were way better before 193
>>63942019
DESU pham I'm actually gonna be doing a masters next year. Looking into getting an internship at the moment.
It's pretty fucking shit being a NEET,
>>63942024
>>63942045
pls post some QT Eye pics
>>63942061
i've been here for years so it was never really that good to begin with desu senpai
>>63942108
I would really like to see her brown Eye, if you know what I mean.
>>63942061
If you want to talk about something, start talking about it. Nobody is stopping you. The same people are always still here. If your post is interesting, people will reply and voila you have a conversation going!
>>63942065
Yeah it is. I went and learned a trade because of how wank it was. Started off great, but become shit.
>>63942117
Why do male models all stand and bang hard die by the sword go out on your shield style? Jouban, Elias, Shogun... probably a few others I'm forgetting too!
Is there a boxing general on /sp/?
>>63942259
dimepiece
So once Weidman beats Rockhold can he fight Mousasi next? That's a fight I want to see.
>>63942470
>you will never lick her thighs
>>63937327
How to pronounce this name? I say Shwab, my freind says it's Shab, which is right heem?
>>63942593
Why live?
>>63942609
Shob
>>63942439
You can see her pussy imprint better here.
https://twitter.com/FrontRowBrian/status/671826863174451200
can't wait desu
>>63942647
>>63942673
>All this preparation just to get finished in 14 seconds
>>63942609
Shawwb
>>63942513
It's gonna have to be the winner of Romero vs Jacare, barring any interfering dramas.
Moose is lined up to bang on Bisping in a London Arena in the near future, we'll see how he looks there. Leites had more success than I expected against Bisping, so I think Mousasi should be able to take that fight and if he gets a highlight out of it, all the better.
>>63942751
>trusting front row brian
Nahh
>>63942752
Indeed, she could've beaten Honda easily too.
>>63942752
that was her prep for meesha
>>63942778
actual journos are hinting at it though
so heem, how much are you betting on Conor
im betting 100 euros at least tbqh
>>63942781
Anyone else scared when Holly found herself in this position?
how are we not discussing this
https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/671814426660589568
>>63942813
>rare flag
>>63942782
R O I D
A
G
E
>>63942751
Seems he's referred to "The Jackal" a couple times. If my memory serves me right, he was that Chechen mujahadeen commander with one foot yeah? And a satellite phone, so tehre was something about him being hard to track because he was always up in mountain hideouts... I think they eventually heemed him with a cruise missile or something crazy like that back in ~2012?
>>63942816
I admit I thought it was ogre for a brief second
>>63942828
because we discussed it earlier you filthy casual
>>63942813
im literally puting 500 on aldo
>>63942813
Bet on Gunnar Nelson instead
>>63942828
Because It was discussed earlier.
>>63942816
I was too drunk to get scared, but even then I thought she had too much control, she looked way better, fresh and strong while Honda looked done.
>>63942845
I fucking love you. Never change.
>>63942816
My heart jumped
>>63942880
y-you too
>>63942647
why did her husband an hero?
>>63942816
not really because ronda was already exposed at that point and all i wanted going into that fight was her to get hit clean once
>>63942828
because we're not reddit
>>63942907
she cheated and kid wasn't his
>you now remember that guy holding a camera to her face and saying he knew what she was going through because his dad died back in the day
>HW, LHW, MW, WW and LW are all dead from a marketing perspective
>>63942952
so awkward to watch
>>63942952
her face when
>>63942793
hinting at what
>>63943000
A very notable MMA figure being involved in Islamic terrorism.
>>63942970
nah only LW and HW desu
>>63942952
is that true? GIMMIE DAT link to the reason he an herod
>>63943021
khabib or edmond
>>63943038
>implants
yuck
>>63942880
Ah fuck I was way off. Getting all my trivia terrorists mixed up in my head. I think I might have just mixed up all of them at once.
Shamil Basayev is the one footed memester that got killed by a cheeky explosive truck setup by the Russians.
The Jackal is some 2-bit Venezuelan wanker
Satellite phone guy was Dzhokhar Dudayev; they nabbed him with a couple laser guided hot ones when they traced his phone call.
Can't remember which guy got cruise missile assassinated at the moment though.
>>63942862
i really really like gunnar, i might do that
>>63943048
Please let it be one of these two.
>>63943048
Oh what about Amagov?
>>63943048
There's no way it's Edmond. He's too much of a pussy.
I don't wanna see boxing die out m8s.
So >>63943143
>>63943048
>implying it isn't Jon Jones
>>63943182
He filed bankruptcy cause he was giving the money Ronda gave him to ISIS.
>>63943216
>>63943048
>>63943021
Did you guys know...
The FBI has an official list of suspicious behaviors and warning signs for potential Islamic terrorists, and one of them is literally "trains at an MMA gym"?
>>63943236
does anyone know if he actually is a christian, cause that would rule him out for being a terrorist. He's probably bankrupt cause travis browne would corner him after training and "ask" to borrow a couple bucks.
>Odds for the main event and co-main event are are all the same for the favorites and underdogs
Wew
>>63943048
Joe Rogan
>>63943261
yes I just read that
>>63943236
>Ronda literally funds terrorism
>Christianity's brave Holly the wholesome Holm cuts Ronda's pay in half
>Isis can't afford bullets or food
based Holly
>>63943261
>two Muslim guys trained at my gym
>choked them out multiple times
>they never came back
Did I stop would be terrorists?
>>63938320
just started following tennis, I prefer 1v1 sports than team sports.
>>63940374
man, in all those clips, I genuinely see fear in Aldo's eyes. He might really be letting McGregor get into his head.
>>63943130
>
retired protecting russian mobster and earning a pension, injuries and training were ruining him.
