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December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
first for terrorism
second for #andNEW
3rd for WEC
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
Aldo vs McGoober media call is tomorrow
should be some good bants to kick things off
first for qt3.14 Joanna
18th for lewd mma waifus
>>63943330
>>63943346
rose
chiesa
northkek
santos
>>63943359
just going to be Conor talking over everyone and I can't wait
I really hope McGregor makes a dig at Weidman and Rockhold at some point saying they should tank him for the exposure and if they keep being stiff and stuck in the mud he'll move up and kill de division ded
>tfw there are still people on this board who unironically favour Aldo over McGOAT
>>63943391
jelly englishmen mostly tbqh senpai
>>63943361
mods are asleep, post vintage rockholds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goHZF28Iz6c
>>63943391
insecure betas literally get offended by someone who is confident and has self belief
>look, kid. i'm cutting weight for a fight. you wouldn't know anything about that but i'm in a bad mood and i want this thing to myself. if you want in here you are going to have to cuddle me. otherwise, take a hike.
>>63943372
Is that his daughter?
>>63943383
that won't happen, Mcgoat is on the team
>>63943454
Yes.
>living in Bulgaria
>>63943409
mah man! They can't help it, all they have is Bisping
>>63943441
so based
>>63943463
She looks sexy af, at least in that picture.
>>63943497
she's like 17 you disgusting perv
>>63943473
Can you really call it living?
>tfw Alex dindu nuffin
Aldo is going to take McGregor down and keep him there.
Aldo via sub rd 1
free lobster dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8eAO7d8kmQ
>>63943503
is normal
>>63943443
>tfw no visual novel with female MMA athletes
>>63943346
i refuse to believe there are 7 british posters here let alone 7 who made predictions for this shitty card
>>63943506
You'll have more fun vacationing in Bulgaria than in the UK. Even if you're just a dork on college break its a better destination than anywhere in the US.
>>63943524
he showed heart in that contest in all honesty
>>63943523
2highres4me senpai
yuck
>>63943518
are upkicks the most embarrassing strike to get kod by?
>>63943524
Cathal was born in the USA, it ruined any chance of him being tip top like mcgregor and duffy.
Aldo, i keep getting street signs. Just fuckin me up phamalams
I have tickets to 194. Ask me anything.
>>63943549
what do you mean
>>63943616
are you scared someone will beat you up?
who's that black chick always in the octagon in the blue shirt before fights?
She wants mcgregoats dick
>>63943616
how does it feel to have paid hundreds of dollars to be less comfy than me?
>>63943616
Why haven't you posted pics to prove it yet?
>>63943642
you can see the kiss in exquisite detail
>>63943616
what temperature do you keep the hotel room?
do you take long hot baths?
do you walk around in the room nude?
are you going to the paige vanzant after party?
>>63943616
do you plan on heeming any drunk irishmen
>>63943661
I'm not seeing the problem
>Irish shitposting has ramped up significantly
>>63943518
Beautiful stuff.
>>63943644
No.
>>63943647
Thousands, actually.
>>63943657
Does this screencap of my confirmation email count?
>>63943668
72 degrees farenheit
i will when im in vegas
probably not but maybe
no i looked at the dj thats playing it and he sucks.
>>63943680
I hope I wont have to but honestly I've seen how they get. If a mick gets too disrespectful, it's my duty as an american to chin-check him.
>>63943742
>72 degrees
bit too hot for me desu
i keep it at 68
>tfw could heem every here
>>63943691
>shredded lettuce
get that shit out of here
>>63943742
most of the Irish in Dublin who travel to watch
McGregor are scumbags who head stomp in fights and travel in groups.
MFW you punch one and 10 of his friends curb stomp you
>>63943514
ikr, does this man look guilty?
>>63943565
Getting ko'd by an upkick is one thing, Koing yourself by throwing a diving punch and landing face first into your opponents foot is another
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to UFC Fight Week.
>>63943742
Where are you staying m8 and how good are your seats?
>>63943825
Who?
>>63943825
what the hell is this supposed to mean
>>63943346
Namajunas
Chiesa
Northcutt
Santos
>>63943742
>farenheit
>>63943851
Ali Abdelaziz. Matchmaker for WSOF and MMA Manager.
>>63943524
desu you guys might really have something with the Breese there
dude looks sharp
>>63943834
it's funny when normal people say it, but when a muslim says it i'm ringing the fbi.
Prepare to be backtraced
Guys, how about that moment when ariel asked jon did he contemplate permaheeming himself.
WTF kinda shit was that?
Is it me, or has Conrad toned down the memes quite a bit since the last two?
https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/671885888851484673
Reebok does it again!!!
>>63943880
You try to set the AC in celcius in the US youre gonna get cold senpai
>>63943925
he's said he doesnt wanna scare him anymore, so he's gonna lay off and cuddle him so he shows up.
Seems to be working
>>63943924
I know lol, Jon doesn't have enough power to heem anyone itt let alone himself
>>63943929
Lets face it, finding mistakes on the reebok ufc is basically attention whoring at this point.
Its too easy.
>>63943810
He is a god fearing man. He is being framed.
how many fighters are currently on the UFC's roster approximately?
>>63943925
He goof'd hard by throwing the UFC under the bus
>Bookies saying Weidman
>"Experts" saying Rockhold
Who do I trust?
>>63943848
Staying at the Aria and theyre pretty good. Section 1.
>>63944031
trust your heart
Anyone else watching Aldo vs Edgar on FS1?
>>63943851
>>63943853
WSOF matchmaker is allegedly a joint terrorism task force informant.
You kinda get the picture.
>>63944031
weidman too skrong, plus better wrestling. if it goes to the ground (which it will) rockhold will be in trouble. so the smart bet is on weidman
>>63944113
BE PESHENT
BE PESHENT
>>63944027
Last I heard 500 and that was during the Jones cocaine fiasco
>>63943851
>>63943890
>>63944098
hes also frankie edgar's manager
>>63944119
what?
did you not see the boatch or lyoto fights senpai
Rockhold is a beast on the mat
>>63944189
None of those guys are good on the mat though.
>>63944194
pham..
>>63944189
>He's a fookin' white belt on da mat!
>Weidman's BJJ is comparable to Rockhold's
>>63944184
Yep as well as Khabib I believe.
>>63944184
I just read the excerpts from the "Enemies Within", heres the full recap:
>around 2008 NYPD recruits Abdelaziz as an informant
>Abdelaziz gives information regarding the "Muslims of America"
>FBI gets Abdelaziz to snitch internationally
>Abdelaziz gets a polygraph after dubious reports
>Templeton (FBI mug) concludes that Abdelaziz has divulged information about him working with the government
>NYPD performs damage control to save face
>It turns out that Abdelaziz was a double agent and was feeding the FBI/NYPD/JTTF Mickey Mouse info
>Abdelaziz has his informant rights (and muney) stripped and they try to deport him
Abdelaziz has also a previous conviction of document forgery. That means he was probably forging passports for all sorts of nice fellows that love America.
Wonder what the fallout to all this will be.
>>63944290
Allegedly Weidmans bjj is stronger than any other aspect of his game, according to pasta king serra.
>>63944290
>Weidman has to worry about Rockhold taking it to the ground
>Makwan looking for a new gym, might be SBG
Please no Mr. Funland I want to see you meme an Conor at some point
>>63944381
he sucks. he wont ever break top 15
>Conor McGregor is not from your country. Why do you even bother living, rest of HEEM?
>>63944398
Go back to whining about being a virgin
>>63944327
>around 2008
It was 2002. 2008 is when their fallout happened.
>>63944412
My bad.
>>63944398
i-im irish-american does that count for something
>ali abelidizez talks shit about conor
>is literally a terrorist
lol mcgoat stays winning
>>63944411
the well jel go str8 to hell
>>63943518
fucking lol at the very last one
>>63944458
>ali abelidizez talks shit about conor
would terrorists really target based McGOAT?
heem, what if 194 stayed totally intact in all its glory, but ISIS comes along and blows shit up and ruins literally the perfect card
I'd join the military literally instantly
>>63944495
If they killed Conor literally every mosque in Ireland will be destroyed by the IRA and all muslims would be hanged
>>63944495
chris weidman would literally not allow that to happen
>>63944516
sounds like a win win situation
>>63944495
I remember he said something about beating/whooping God so McGoat is totally halal to slaughter come next Eid
>>63944516
Is Ireland conservative enough for that to have been a problem? Do you even know what I'm talking about?
>>63944562
oh here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1qNh6euj4
>eh-eh-e-h-ah-a-aha- a-eh-ehe-ehahaa-ah
Sleepy HEEM time, just can't handle the street sign stress any longer
How come we don't see celebs at UFC events anymore?
They used to pan out to the crowd and there were legit celebs just hanging out. Now its just Mike Tyson and Grandma Rourke.
>>63944632
ruby rose was at the last ufc you dumbass
>>63944632
i... i miss the mandatory kevin james shot
I think he can beat 95% of the heavyweights.
>>63944681
I'd watch him meme on Struve for five rounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaw8t-wOMEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>63944763
I think it would be a easy fight for Johnson.
>>63944763
What if the UFC would have bi-yearly openweight GPs?
>>63944632
I think Jay Z and Beyonce were at 193...
Perhaps celebs dont want to appear on camera for every fight they attend?
>>63944632
Leonardo DiCaprio was at UFC 66 (pictured left) and at UFC 167 (pictured right with Royce)
threads slow. post a boxer or ufc fighter you're the same height as. Manny Pacquiao (5'5")
>>63944932
>>63944993
Shit forgot height.
>Chris Weidman (6'2")
>UFC announce 8 man tournament
>Get 8 decent fighters
>Run some shows on FS1 kinda like longer embeddeds.
>People get to know fighters better, become more invested.
>Run 8 man tourney on FS1
>???
>profit?
>>63944932
>65 inches tall
>67 inch reach
literally what the fuck... how are his arms 67 inches long?
>>63944678
Where is he, anyway? Did he have a falling out with Dana and co?
>>63945031
This is really disturbing for some reason.
>>63945095
He trains. I don't know if he still goes to cards. But would you rather aim the camera at Will Smith and family or Paul Blart. Unless he's with Rutten. Also he punched Longo a while back I think.
>>63945086
What?
Reach is measured across the back and both arms.
>tfw taller than my reach
;_;
>>63945146
I like Kevin James. He's really not bad, he just takes shitty roles. Also he seems like he would be a fun guy to watch some heems and memes with.
>>63944279
Does Weidman have the same access to Jesus that Belfort has?
>>63945008
You don't do tourneys with good fighters you do them with unheard ofs and make a reality show around it. Then when it's all over you sign the winner and never let them fight in another under your organization
It's papa Dana logic 101
>>63945248
would tittyfuck her like schoonover desu
>>63945160
>tfw slightly above average wingspan
your short arms are better for bench press at least
>>63945160
That's wingspan
I don't watch UFC. Who's the Roy Jones Jr of the UFC so I can root for them.
>We may get to see a fully roided Fedor avenge his loss against Bigfoot in brutal fashion
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826762/report-rizin-working-on-fedor-vs-bigfoot-rematch
>>63945194
I don't think he's bad.Seems like a cool guy. I liked King of Queens (please no bully). I heard Here Comes the Boom wasn't that bad. I haven't seen it however. Also that time Hendo,Trigg,Rampage and Randy were on King of Queens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OjBW0NY34
>>63945306
glorious
>>63945301
Reach = wingspan in boxing and MMA, no?
>>63945309
Anderson Silva idolizes him and jacked a lot of his style, also wanted to fight him in a boxing match later in his career but Dana White was not keen on that.
You'll see some Hoy Jones in a lot of his fights, but avoid the three most recent ones
>>63945314
People still care about that can crusher?
>>63945309
Flashy roid user? I'd say Anderson.
Nick Diaz is probably Mayroga. But nowhere near as extreme.
Andre Ward = GSP?
>>63945309
McGookz fits the bill pretty well
>>63945309
naseem > roy jones
>b-but barrera beat him he was overrated
shut up you're wrong
>>63945477
lewd
She's getting fat /heem/
>>63945477
>this is what Aldo will be seeing when Conor knocks him out
>>63945518
>>63945498
I feel like her vagina is Hope Solo esque.
>>63945498
rounder rousy
>>63945518
what an ugly dog
>>63945498
>>63945518
Very fat and depressed
>>63945498
you think Travis is a good bf?
>inb4 domestic abuse
i mean aside from that
>>63945555
Seems like more of a submissive type of guy than big brown, ironically.
>>63945477
Dana's face waking up to McGOAT
>>63945518
>>63945498
As a woman I don't appreciate you posting these photos for the purpose of getting other people to mock her. It really goes to show the kind of man you are. Picking on a woman who is coming off of a tough lose. I'm disgusted I even come here anymore. Fucking pathetic.
>>63945331
it is
NEW Schaubcast is up,
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-102
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-102
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-102
>>63945636
aw sick
>>63945631
What is that guy's problem then?
>>63945518
>>63945498
>all that Reebok
I guess her work's not done.
>>63945636
>>63945649
>>63945655
>>63945653
No idea m8
>>63945606
my lady ignore these fools. i bet you are tougher than all of these cowards. they never talk to women spend all of their time worrying about their diet and jerking off.
>>63945452
>dirty overrated Paki
>better than the once #1p4p boxer
LOL
>>63945606
ABBOT KINNEY
B
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>>63945636
>2 mins in
>Schaub is talking about ring girls being shat on in Dubai
Haha what
>>63945693
Actually more like 7 mins in sry
>>63945693
that faggot is so out of touch
>>63945316
Honestly, I like King of Queens, too, considering it's a pleb sitcom. I never knew about that cameo.
Choose one heem
>1 sexual ravaging by Miesha Tate
>A week Lads holiday with Schaub and Callen
>A personalised 10 minute apology video from Joe Rogan for all his Ronda shilling
I always thought Pace Salsa would be a great fit for the UFC. I'm sure there are some people who eat salsa and chips during the fights. And during a high Paced fight they could pop up a fighter like
>pic related.
Then Goldberg could say something like--
>...is brought to you by Pace! The OFFICIAL salsa of the U...F...C.. "Push the pace with PACE!"
And then everytime a fighter pushes the pace on his opponent and Goldberg or Rogan mention the word "pace", pic related would pop up ala mortal kombat "whoopsy" guy.
>>63945719
how do you mean?
here it is proper, who /naturalbornkiller/ here, him vs lawler will be the best fight of the year calling it now
>>63945636
Thanks for posting this link man. My week is complete.
>>63945733
miesha
i want every excretion her body makes on my face
>>63945733
Are you serious, Miesha all day.
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET?
are people still pretending fedor isn't a can crusher the greatest can crusher of all time no doubt but still a can crusher
>>63945912
Yes. Siver wasn't defeated in the correct round.
>>63946028
Why does she look like she's at an alcoholics anonymous meeting?
>>63943346
VanZant
Miller
Northcutt
Santos
I found this really unflattering picture of Miesha.
>>63945912
Yeah. You said you;d beat Siver in 2 minutes and it took you 2 rounds.
>>63946052
Because she was. It was taken one of two weeks before Holm/Ronda. The Xbox in the back is meant to distract you from drinking. The guy that took the pic went to get coffee so he could snap the pic when she stumbled in.Source is Reddit.
>>63946111
I don't think blonde is a good hair color for her
>>63946052
surrounded by console plebs
what's the best site to gamble all my money on with the mcgregor fight
if I can't pay these hospital bills im heeming myself
As much as you fags hate women's MMA, I find it amazing that 80 percent of the discussion in here is about insufferable waifus.
>>63946155
>Paying for medical bills.
What are you, retarded? No one is going to chase you down over that shit.
>>63946160
what are you gay or somethin?
my wife and i have started getting into kekolding. she likes to masturbate to conor mcgregor fight clips while i jerk off in the corner of the room watching her masturbate.
>>63946160
Because wanting to inhale Cat Zingano's anus aroma isn't related to MMA you goof.
>>63946173
they're going to put his appendix back
>>63946227
LMAO
>>63946227
LMAO
>>63946037
>>63946116
I still KO'D him stiff and come December twelfth I hope the Brazilian shows up because I will pile on the pressure and I will keep pressing forward, hitting him with every shot I've got and after the first few exchanges he will feel my power and he will crumble just like the rest of them.
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>63946321
Siver actually did pretty well t
>>63945498
wonder what happend to the bike?
>WMMA
>>63946160
All the hatred towards WMMA has pretty much vanished now that Ronda got beat.
WMMA hate was a meme anyways, /heem/ still got together to watch Invicta cards
>>63946538
Invicta cards are usually pretty damn good. I'm glad it was just a meme. Like Aldo said, the women often put more effort into their fights than the men.
>WMMA
>>63946617
>Like Aldo said, the women often put more effort into their fights than the men.
He also said that they were in the Royce Gracie-Age of WMMA. I'm looking forward to the future. We've already had Ronda and I wonder what's next.
@JonnyBones 2m2 minutes ago
We are going to see how slow I am when I foot sweep you on your ass again
>>63946666
the bob sapp of wmma
>>63946704
xD Jones is so cool when I grow up I wanna be just like him
>>63944398
Cuz i don't have to kill myself when Aldo makes him eat his own lucky charms.
This new Schaubcast is incredible
>mfw I like SW more than FW
>tfw I was more entertained by Yo-ann-ah-na Yung-Jay-Checks last two defenses and taking of the title than anything mighty manlet has done (sans the first Dodson fight and getting kucked by Cruz)
It is the meme divison.
>Karate Hottie
>Thug Rose gonna fracture Van Zants fucking face
>Angela Magana still has a job
>Conors dyke friend with no ass gonna get rekt
>roided Claudia
>that Scottish bitch that ducked Van Zant and feigned injury
>>63946818
>Thug Rose gonna fracture Van Zants fucking face
You people are in for a serious fright when that fight turns out to be a competitive split decision
is Schaub talking about Brittney Palmer?
She's 28 and goes to Dubai with Arianny
what would make the best walkout song?
>>63946881
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>63946881
BJ Penn UFC 101 is the GOATEST of all time, not even close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcofmZP-kTo
>>63946881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAOHcO0xPJQ
>>63946881
pretty much this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNIHoPeu6xU
wouldn't wanna look like a britboo tho
>>63946666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-oxm8UzYCc
>>63946881
goat walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfsyLLeULkY
>>63943346
thug rose
cheesuh
super saiyan sage
theo
>>63946935
fuuuck, why don't they do walkouts like this anymore
>>63946958
Because if you like those types of walkouts you're also the type of person who likes putting A1 on their steaks... In front of other people.
>>63946970
nah, those walkouts are cool
>>63946970
not really
>>63946881
This until I get a title fight
http://youtu.be/_Ty1p0ZlCXw
This for every title fight and defense
http://youtu.be/6miaTf1gF4g
This for retirement fight
http://youtu.be/xzQvGz6_fvA
>>63946704
what are the chances that we could get a Jones/Cormier face to face interview lead by Ariel Helwani (or Luke, whoever you prefer) like HBO does with boxing? I think the UFC misses out on HUGE opportunities to have their main eventers face to face on fight week. That would be amazing.
>>63946666
>wonder what's next.
>>63946992
because Jones and Cormier or Aldo and McGregor would actually hit each other.
Anderson and Chael would've been great though
>>63946992
That would be fantastic. Perfect fighters to debut something like that with too, they really dislike eachother on a fundamental level.
>>63946881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBqOCS8LmM
for the just bleed crowd
>>63946986
these suck
Reminder that after all the fantastic UFC events this month, we've got three days of this.
>>63946992
you should tweet this question to dana (with that picture)
>>63947024
I'd heem you if you said that to my face
>>63947025
don't understanding what you're saying
>>63947042
>>63947025
That's because I forgot my picture
>>63946881
http://youtu.be/GSSZdwL67Ok
>>63947050
jesus christ gabby
>>63946935
This is the best walkout.
https://youtu.be/XdhkIgsK7Dk
>>63947081
http://youtu.be/U7naahhihSs
Not intimidating PunkAss is only tough tap out guy
>>63947011
Most of the prominent black fighters at 205 have butted heads except for Rumble and Jones. I think they all want to be the only black guy and feel threatened when someone encroaches on their gimmick.
>>63946958
Dana said they needed to be more sport and less spectacle. So they could be taken serious. I remember the Sudo walkouts on UFC where he'd dance. Also Bustamante getting lasers.
>>63947025
>>63947050
>heavyweight tourney
yes please
Who is the most intimidating looking fighter ever and why is it Melvin Guillard?
>>63947143
Huston Alexander
>>63947141
There's a LHW one too, King Mo's going to be in it.
>>63947143
I met him at an event. He's not very intimidating at all.
>>63947153
I meant Melvin Manhoef.
>>63947175
lol all good. I agree
How accurate do you guys think this is?
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/mma-net-worth/brendan-schaub-net-worth/
>>63947143
Guy on the left. But p4p Conor is the scariest.
>>63947190
>6'3"
Not very.
Schaub is 6'4".
>>63947143
>Implying you wouldn't shit your pants if prime Wanderlei stared you down
>>63947217
I was about to say this, the staredown and the sheer fucking violence of the way he fought made him scary af.
>>63947230
Shame you can't take 75% of Pride's fights seriously since they were fixed and/or the fighters were juiced out their tuccuses
>>63947190
>In December 2019 Schaub lost to Roy Nelson in The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights Finale.
not very
45:50 into new Fighter and the Kid
Callen admits he's a kuck
>>63947249
>doesn't even link it
heem yourself
>>63947240
The fact that he was on juice should make you even more scared, honestly. A prime Wanderlei Silva juiced to the gills? Lie to me and say you wouldn't be intimidated
>>63947240
nothing wrong with juiced fighters, should be legal to be quite honest familia
>>63947291
Wnaderlei scared the shit out of me because of the way he killed people, his nickname (Axe Murderer) AND he reminded me of
>pic related.
So how about this guy?
>>63947122
Being black isn't a gimmick. It's a way of life!
>>63947322
Bakara = Wand
Johnny Cage = Urijah Faber
Liu Kang = Machida
Raiden = Randy Couture
Jax = Rampage
Sub-Zero - GSP
continue this list
>>63947490
I thought lawler was baraka? wand is goro
>>63947461
used to street fight in school against toughest kids from other schools, explain his sharp striking for low experience. need to know about his ground game
In less than 1 week, we start to get embedded. The hype is literally beyond imagination.
>btw I can heem every here
Late night update
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>>63947490
Goro - Travis Browne
Kitana - Kat Zingano
Sonia - Johanna YungGayChick
Is it just me or are the heem threads going by pretty quickly? I always thought these threads consisted of the same 8 or so people senpai desu
>>63947762
Mendes
Ferguson
Lauzon
Laflare
Omg.
>>63947829
Christians: Sage Northcutt, Anderson Silva, Chris Weidman, Jesus Warrior, etc.
Atheists: ?
>>63947834
Dana White, Joe Silva, Joe Rogan (I don't care that he calls himself an agnostic, agnostics are still atheists), Jon Fitch.
>>63947834
Rory Macdonald
Michael Bisping
>>63943328
Holy shit, please tell me this shit is still around.
>>63947840
didn't bisping whisper in vitor's ear that god wasn't real or something? lel
>>63947461
He looks great. Hope he gets his next fight soon. He reminds me of an Asian Rory Mac.
>>63947762
Edgar by being unable to be heemed
Ferguson by experience
J-lau by being qt
LaFaggot by boring decision
>>63947787
I agree. It feels like the posting has picked up a lot.
>>63947762
Frankie
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63945733
Miesha
>>63947787
>influx of mandrama fags
This is my DESIGNATED shitpost general now
>>63947843
Ufc absorbed it hermano
>>63943294
anyone know how to watch M-1 global? i know the card is on fight channel here but where else could we watch this weekend's card
gotta see puetz end people
>>63943443
does anyone else find that smirk really annoying?
Like she's saying "yeah buddy, i'm all natural, deal with it.
>>63945314
Probably NO chance of getting Silva into their promotion, which I think will probably fold once Fedor empties out their bank account.
>Is WADA or VADA handling the testing? lol
>>63945334
>but avoid the three most recent ones
god how the times have changed. and so quickly.
>Wake up
>Be Lorenzo Fertitta
>Rich casino/ufc tycoon
wat do?
>>63948165
ban fighter's union
>>63948069
These are both me, Anon.
>>63948165
Hire Miracle Watts to give me hourly face sittings and smotherings
>>63948174
cut fighters' wages
>>63947834
>No Belfort.
P4P most christian fighter.
>>63948184
Jesus chose his side.
>>63948188
To be fair, he met The Chris
>>63947834
Dana White. The boss of the Christians is atheist lol
>>63948188
jesus is not the god of rolling, jesus is the god of striking.
>You will never be American.
>>63947050
why does fedor always go to those obscure mma organizations
>>63948215
I imagine some of DW commandments would be like:
1. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE SPONSORS BEFORE ME.
2. THOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE UFC IN VAIN.
5. THOU SHALT NOT WRESTLEFUCK.
>>63948248
thou shall not hurt mah babby
>>63948230
because they throw money at him and he's treated like something truly special
>>63948248
3. Thou shalt not leave it in the hands of the judges
>>63945935
IM A FUCKING FIGHT FAN
>>63945935
>>63948323
IM A FUCKIN FIGHT FAN
>tfw the Great British hope Anthony Joshua is fighting on the 12th as well
just got back from my mandatory government neet club lads. why are people more hype for a Disney/SJW made star shit and not ufc 194?
>>63948357
Will McGregor get to wear these?
>>63948228
i don't know this feel
Pre Sale code for UFC London (starts at 12pm):
A0AD183B9291
>>63948393
how do you think a rematch would go?
>>63948414
Dos Santos probably heems him again,
>>63948427
so glad he will never touch gold
>>63944516
IRA are a kebab ball licking commie faggots
>>63945636
You have to be literally braindead to listen to this
someone post the mendes jiggly bunda webm. It was one of the best bundas ever. N-No homo
Could Rogan make it through SEAL training?
>>63948419
Feels like the top 3 of HW have all fought each other too many times - it's time to let Stipe get a title shot.
Champion : Fabricio Werdum
1 Cain Velasquez
2 Junior Dos Santos
3 Stipe Miocic
>>63948447
check out assbro on /gif/, he is truly blessed
>>63948451
kek, just watching that podcast right now.
Nah, he is too old.
>>63948447
i just found it on my hard drive the other day
renamed it to this_will_give_you_confusing_feels.webm
i am not on that pc tho
>>63948460
that's a fake ass
>>63948478
whatever
shits gross bro
hope you get banned
>>63948478
reported tbqh
Heeminder that this is a bundaposter-friendly environment.
>>63948492
go to bed
>>63948477
shiiit, that's some gnp
>>63948507
thats a fake ass
>>63948492
I've gotten banned 3 times for posting bunda in heem and forgetting to lace my posts with MMA related content.
By the way GSP is a great fighter. I can't wait for him to come back. I wonder who he'll fight in his return.
>>63948493
I'm in bed senpai :3
>>63948512
How does one distinguish between a fake and a real ass? It's hard for me to find out. Boob implants are easy to detect in the most cases though
>>63948514
GSP won't come back and fight for the JewFC ever again. If he hadn't any fights left under the JewFC he would probably sign with bellator for maximum shekels and a few fun fights.
>>63948526
she walks funny
>>63948527
they walk funny
>>63948514
>reporting rare flags
Even I wouldn't stoop that low.
>>63948527
a female cant have a big ass without big thighs, thats an easy way to tell
niki minaj is a good example of a fake one, huge ass, but small thighes
>>63948546
reminds me of those dance presentations girls used to do in 2nd and 3rd grade
>>63945748
>"Here we have the Push the pace moment of the fight"
>>63948560
>she's in heels
she's wearing runners.
>>63948546
>>63948558
Paige is a legitimately good dancer, though.
>>63945748
I support this.
>>63948451
pre-weed joe definitely would
>>63948514
Wow, GSP has been squatting
>>63946666
nice digits, also she kinda looks like an attractive Amy Schumer here
>>63948591
LMAO
>>63948546
What is with americans and their silly little dances
I see them all the time why do you guys do that?
>>63948606
i don't know what you mean
rare ronda coming through
>>63943330
10/10 would jihad with
>>63948645
lol so random xD
>>63943372
The Last Mujahideen
>>63948662
Fucking hell. Tank was heartless.
>>63948662
Why is Tank Abbot such an asshole? i'm glad he got beat by freaking kimbo
Cannot wait for Mcgregor .
>>63948662
Tank Abbot deserves death penalty
>>63948732
You'll have to!
filtering you btw
>>63948662
>>63948696
>>63948699
>>63948734
Only got into fightan a few months ago but some casual I know happened to mention Tank as being one of the greats and I had no idea who he was. What did he do? What's his story?
>wonderboy
>gunnar
>thatch
>story
>lelflare
>tfw it hits you that the hipster bandwagon will never get there
>>63948750
He is NOT one of the greats, but he had that "scary" thing going for him, but his technic was /vg/ level at most.
So basically, he was just a meme fighter.
>>63948750
He just the standard drunk guy that's always picking fight only he went pro
>>63948662
Here you can see him hit a guy after he went limp then throws his arms off making fun of him
I JUST DONT SEE TEH SMEWVNESS IN HIS GROUND GAME, IN TEH TRANSITIONS
ITS MORE LIKE A MAD SCRAMBLE, I WILL KO HIM STIFF IN THE 2ND
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>63948770
Hi arroz con pollo, how you doing today?
>>63948778
>SMEWVNESS
kekd harder than I should
>>63946935
>>63946958
mostly because there would be more ugly fights with the athletes' adrenaline dumping happening before they even get to fight due to their walkouts.
>>63948780
What up maravilla martinez how does that llama milk taste
How many bongs till the media call I saw someone mention?
can't believe it's actually happening lads, I guess you could say it was beyond my imagination
>>63948797
Taste great tbqh
>muh Coto is old
>>63948815
Martinez had that weird bald spot on the back of his head
>>63948807
It wont happen
Injures incoming
>>63948817
He was quite old, that rogaine game was weak also. I think he started boxing at 21 or something crazy like that and one year later he was argentinean amateur champion.
>>63948844
He started boxing at age 20 with his uncle, really quite absurd. Starting to late and being so succesful is unheard of in boxing.
We can all agree that this is the best boxer to have come out of latin-america though, right?
>>63948858
I might agree with that, Cuba has some great amateur boxers that never got famous too.
>>63948858
>Not Salvador
Dear /HEEM/. I'm here to remind you that no matter his gab, Conor is far from "hurr le asolute savage madman".
He's just another beta goodie corporate boy who'll never go out of bounds.
http://mmajunkie.com/2013/10/conor-mcgregor-apologizes-to-ronda-rousey-and-miesha-tate-after-offensive-tweet
Unlike Joesay Aldo who openly opposes the reebok deal and is the most outspoken fighter on how underpaid most UFC fighters are and loves to piss Dana off. Yet people shit on him because most times he's quiet and not an attention whore. He's the real black sheep who just doesn't give a fuck about PR. I'll love to see all the casual mandrama fans get BTFO when he makes Conrad eat his own lucky charms.
From hue with hespec.
>>63948873
>literally only got at Rugby: the country
>jealous of warrior blood countries
Stop the shitposting pls
>>63948883
>I'm now remembering that tweet
Oh, back in the old days i tought Mcgregor was actually funny and not a meme
>>63948829
prove it
>>63948752
Wonderboy's gonna make it
>>63948427
lel'd tbqh
>>63948427
Webm needs to end with Conor heeming him
>>63948750
I would say he was the most dangerous bar room brawler the UFC ever played host to.
>>63948883
I hespect the post. Remember Dana's reaction when one reporter asked Jose about his comments while they were doing the 189 press tour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kf020U_xMo
You can tell that shit really gets to him.
>tfw the press conference where Dana shits all over GSP
how can anyone like that bald fuck
>>63948962
SIT DOWN YOU GOOF
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
>>63948798
8.5 bongs
>>63948962
Don't know how I didn't catch this before desu
>>63948991
ta m8, seems like that's just after The Apprentice finishes
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/4/8/8373511/matt-brown-meets-nate-diaz-in-ufc-189-welterweight-showdown
Daily reminder that we were supposed to see Matt Brown fight Nate Diaz but it fell through
>>63948962
>press conference for a fight card
>get asked about fighter pay and a lawsuit
>somehow Dana is the bad guy for getting annoyed about it
this fucking thread I swear to god
Fact: 100% of people who dislike Dana White are betas who were bullied in high school.
>>63949012
>Nate has been with the UFC since 2007
>fought for them 20 times
>used to fight three or four times every year
>hasn't fought for almost a year
>>63949020
They didn't ask Dana, they asked Aldo about recent comments he had made.
Also, it's not just that, it's that Dana couldn't answer a hard question to save his life without yelling goof or blocking someone on Twitter
>>63948962
Had "Best of Dana" as a related video and watched that
Was the main event of UFC 112 really that bad? I'm tempted to watch it for a laugh, Silva vs Maia
>>63949050
>Dana couldn't answer a hard question to save his life without yelling goof or blocking someone on Twitter
why the fuck should he? UFC is a private company and journos are so oversaturated they have nothing better to do than try to disparage the one company that means they can have a job
>>63949066
Cro Cop vs Mir probably take the award for worst PPV main even in UFC history, although it didn't last 25 minutes like the Silva fight
>>63949039
A lot of UFC fighters are betas?
4 bongs until live chat with c
>>63949088
Do you understand what "100%" means?
>>63949067
I don't really get your point, especially the part where you think journalists shouldn't act like real journalists and instead be present day Ariel Helwani style Zuffa shills
>>63949082
Started watching thinking it'd be humorous but this first minute is just literally nothing, they're not even feeling each other out, just nothing
>>63949120
I never said they should or shouldn't do anything, merely saying that Dana doesn't have to do shit
>Overeem calling Sage a fuckin pussy on Cerrone's brokebackcast
Why are all these black fighters talking shit about some 19 year old with 1 UFC fight?
>>63949138
I never said Dana should or shouldn't do anything either, I'm just saying why people don't like him.
also UFC shouldn't be above reproach just because they're a private company, they're the industry leader by an insane margin and what they pay the fighters has the right to be questioned
>>63949156
Cause he's fighting cans
>>63949156
They'll never be white.
> Northcutt had more abs as a 6 year old kid than you have now
>>63949129
>>63949082
Silva literally made Maia look like shit
>>63949156
You have to be the most insecure person in the world to take issue with Sage Northcutt.
>>63949182
>more roids
FTFY
>>63949182
it's easier to have abs when you're 6 dummy
>>63949020
>>63949067
>>63949050
10-9
>>63949120
>>63949138
10-9
>>63949159
10-8
30-27
30-27
30-27
And the winner by unanimous decision... Australia!
>>63949159
never said you said that Dana should or shouldn't, I'm also aware that you never said I said that and merely implied it.
Now that that's out of the way, they absolutely should be above reproach, PLCs pay the price for their benefits, LTDs and LLCs are in no way obligated to do shit outside of the law. Those figures that were released recently were obtained via dodgy as fuck means, some cunt clearly got paid off somewhere because making that public is fucking illegal without someone (no idea who I imagine a judge or whatever) waving a magic wand and saying it's ok.
They are a private company who pay willing contractors to do a job, the amount they are paid is between the UFC and their fighters. the only thing that needs to be questioned is the obsession by these losers who think they have a right to any and all information.
The actual amount paid is irrelevant to their agenda, it's classic above-the-bar syndrome. If UFC bumped minimum pay up to 30k/30k, whilst there would still be grumblings, the majority would sit tight for a few years, focus on other ways to shame the company, and then start on the fighter pay angle again trying to pressure them into raising it.
Now if UFC didn't raise a damn thing right now but did it after the time frame in my earlier scenario, then it would be the exact same but down a different timeline (sorry I'm tired af not explaining this well)
when do you ever see stories about how x fighter's life has changed after a win streak and a few POTN bonuses? Never. Why? Because it doesn't fit the agenda that ALL media goes by. Neil Magny is a bum nobody who is now a millionaire in under two years yet all they focus on is some cunt who got cut and is dirt poor. fuck off.
It's not just media though, this is human nature. You only need to look at curse words to see how pathetic it all is. The bar is never set, it's always being moved to restrict more and more
>>63949182
>tfw his parents have been there all his life to support him and help guide him into making smart decisions with his life.
>tfw my parents didn't see potential in me.
>tfw i can't relate to Cat's In The Cradle
>>63949287
that's because you have no potential
>>63949267
Good post
>>63949292
I thought I made that perfectly clear with muh green text.
>>63949301
Nope you didn't even do that right.
Luke Rockhold and Rose Namajunas are good underdog bets. CAP THIS.
>>63949301
I believe in you family, simply take these simple steps:
>buy roids
>trane UFC
>watch tapes of The Rock promoting himself
>become UFC cash cow
>>63949314
Post your slip and I'll cap that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Pyr73R1i8
1:15:47
paige vanzant BTFO
>>63949315
>filename
Do you think I could heem every here?
>>63949315
Why does that gorrila have a little fist and then the arm keeps going?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/2/9834844/report-mma-fighter-conspires-to-kidnap-hells-angels-biker-gang-leader
>Australia
>>63949381
It is a gorilla thing, you would not understand.
Get your questions in early
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/2/9834714/live-chat-reebok-discussion-georges-st-pierres-comments-ufc-194
>>63949387
nothing worse than motorcyclists
Is there a better example of speed, footwork, and athleticism than the clinic Schaub put on against Gonzaga?
>>63945748
underrated post t-b-h
>tfw i could heem every here
NOW I'M SEEEINNGG REEEEEDDDD
>>63949336
I want her to smoother me with her thighs
Is not having sex before a fight broscience?
I assume it includes not wanking either because when you cum you lose testosterone, right? So you're not supposed to cum before a fight to store up as much test as possible?
>>63949634
>being so low test you don't have extra test to spare
>>63948883
more like just a sheep. baaaaaaaah
https://youtu.be/Hc7AbDhQwvA
>>63945748
>you will never watch sea-level Cain again now that his homemade salsa is banned
>>63949659
>still believing Dana's lies
He'll shit on anyone to make himself and his company look good.
[spoiler]That being said, I actually can see Aldo refusing to fight Pettis[/spoiler]
>>63949667
>wanting to watch a sea level cain when you have a mountain top werdum
Stay pleb
SHEEM sleepy
If Conor loses,we will see him face Faber in Dublin
The winner will face Aldo right?
>>63949728
'no'
Frankie is going to beat Mendes then face Aldo.
>>63949728
Edgar/Mendes winner will face Aldo
>>63949728
He wont lose
>>63949728
depends on the outcome of Cruz/Dillashaw. Faber is probably TJs next opponent.
Do you guys think Sage has free will or does his dad have his life planned out?
>>63949752
this
>>63949741
this
>>63949749
not this
>>63949759
he has free will he just doesn't know it
>>63949698
trust me i know my dana-speak.
i can tell when he's just goofin'
>>63949740
>>63949741
>>63949749
>>63949752
Dream match never between these two since Faber and Conor hate each other so damn much?
Is Dana really losing the his grip with the company how long will his friendship with the Fertitas bros. are severed?
The next OP better be dank
>>63949779
>Faber and McGOAT
>Hate each other
They seem like really good friends
>>63948254
Taking his belt was such a dick move.
Aldo should have kicked the fuck outta him.
>>63949779
>since Faber and Conor hate each other so damn much?
They don't though. They get along really well.
>Is Dana really losing the his grip with the company how long will his friendship with the Fertitas bros. are severed?
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say here anon. Reword it.
>>63949791
I bet you get annoyed about someone using the last of the milk as well
time to adopt nihilism my friend
>>63949800
I said was how long till Fertitas bros are fed up with Dana and cut with him for good
new thread needed right now so I can post something
>>63949827
Not for at least a few years. The future of the UFC is looking pretty bright right now. GOAT cards are coming up this year and next year. They're gonna rake in a fuckload of money.
>>63949858
>2 posts early
NEW
>>63949871
>>63949871
>>63949871
NEW
>>63949871
>>63949871
>>63949871
NEW
>>63949878
>>63949879
really
>>63949883
just use his
>>63948962
Joe-say is a such a little fucking twerp/kek.
>knows Dana is going to mean mug him
>starts looking to the roof at around 33 seconds because he is scared of Dana
The ultimate little bitch.
>talk shit about Reebok
>says he is going to do IV's no matter what
>see Dana
>backtracks on all of it
I hope Conor rekts the twerp.
>>63949883
Obviously I didn't see his when I posted mine. We made them seconds apart
>>63943940
lol
>>63945309
Conor McGregor
>>63949301
Is that Gavin McInnes?
>>63947787
pretty sure the ronda fight brought in new posters that are now aware of the mcgregor fight
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