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194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call: https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
>Bisping vs Mousasi added to FN 83
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night
>rogan confirmed scared of cyborg
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma
>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/ArepRp73vHw
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
First for new heavy hands on Weidman can rockhold
https://youtu.be/_4Pyr73R1i8
First for predictions
@FrontRowBrian:
2015-12-01 13:47:26 UTC
AN ABSOLUTE BOMBSHELL IS ABOUT TO DROP. Few clues. Prominent MMA figure. Islamic terrorist cell. FBI informant.
>>63933342
>2015
>even acknowledging this mans existance
>>63933342
I want to call bullshit but last time I did that Jon Jones hit a pregnant lady and ran from the crime
>>63933342
I WANT TO KHABIB
>>63933342
Nevermind just checked and it's fake
Guess you're just an attention starved little shit, Sweden
>>63933342
>yfw Khabib hasn't been injured he's just been busy rekting ISIS
>>63933342
>100 ISIS vs. Khabib
Who wins?
>>63933374
>>63933385
he's a mudslime, he's likely in league with them
>>63933372
He did a Jon Jones
Wake up Jose. It's all over.
>>63933398
>Conor, you've been knocked out.
>NO! Nnnooo!!!!!!
>>63933398
Is he getting his own name tattoo'd across his chest?
>>63933403
>jose aldo
>ko'ing anyone
is it 2011 again m8
>>63933403
It takes alotta energy being a leprechaun
>>63933403
have there been any articles about all the girls whose hero was kill after holm beat rousey?
seems like fluff pieces were all over the places about how every ten year old grill loved her.
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
>>63933311
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night
So this is a fight to finally see one of them fade into obscurity?
post you're walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6z8qOaXro
>>63933456
Rose Namajunas
Jim Miller
Cody SisterPfister
Thiago Santos
>>63933456
>VanZant
>Miller
>Northcutt
>Theodorou
>>63933459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAEbFB73JEY
>>63933457
Id rather have Bisping as a midcard gatekeeper than Gegard to be quite honest
>>63933390
It's a smokescreen. Khabib is actually working for what remains of al-quaeda, taking orders from bin Laden's brain in a jar, to dismantle ISIS from within and reassert al-queada as the dominant mudslim force.
>>63933459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjgm3xHr96Q
gotta prevent that adrenalin dump
>>63933459
ohahahaha can you imagine walking out to this AND the Edmond video playing in the background on the Titantron?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcTVVUFnKQ
>>63933496
>you can't get what you want but you can get me
>>63933496
>not Some Kind of Nature
>not Glitter Freeze
>not Empire Ants
>not Superfast Jellyfish
I love the Gorillaz, but come on senpai, there are better songs on the album
It's actually going to happen, isn't it?
>>63933512
lol no
Thank you based Dana for getting all the wmma fights out of the way so the best main card of the year is free of casual liberal pussyfication
>>63933512
I don't think anyone trains hard/at all within the final 2 weeks. Let's hope nobody trips. How late did Aldo drop out last time?
>>63933529
Umm, might want to check again kiddo
>>63933529
If Lawler/Condit didn't get canned from the Aus card Ronda would be co-maining 194
>>63933548
Injury was reported little over 2 weeks, officially dropped out 11 days before the fight. He is confirmed healthy still though so we should be good.
>>63933552
No, Ronda fight was originally for 195.
>tfw Conor is now fit and healthy
>tfw Aldo dropping out of 189 was a blessing in de skoys
>>63933550
There's one chick fight and it's buried in the prelims. I'll be at the bar for this one so the only midcard fight I'll be paying attention to is Faber/Who
>>63933576
Fair enough
>>63933552
>>63933576
Thank you based Robbie for getting injured so the best main event of the (next) year is free of casual liberal pussyfication
Absolutely disgusting and pathetic
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma
>>63933496
>Damon and Jamie will never settle their shit long enough for another album
>instead all we get is mediocre solo shit from Damon and more Tank Girl covers from Jamie
Just heem me
>>63933614
ffs Joe you pussified pos. Stick to your guns
>>63933614
They don't wanna seem transphobic with the whole caitllin jenner thing even tho cyborg ain't even trans which is more of an insult to cyborg
Time for another round of "spot the flub"
http://www.reebok.com/us/ufc-fan-anderson-silva-nickname-tee/AJ9048.html
>>63933638
Yeah, exactly. It's fucking pathetic. Corporations are literally just as bad as government. You can't have a god damn opinion on anything, you can't even make a fucking joke.
>>63933627
Jamie is a girl's name
Tomorrow night at 5pm est is the 194 media conference call with Aldo, McGregor, Weidman, and Rockhold.
>>63933614
Mr. you should be able to say whatever you want, i don't need to work for the UFC, i love comedy...way to take a stand you pandering phony
>>63933651
It's a man's name in bongistan
A man who draws girls
>>63933646
based Reebok rusemasters
i listen to ASMR so i can feel close to a human female
>>63933661
joe actually supports trans whatever the fuck they are
https://youtu.be/nYBo2Yw-v8c
>>63933614
Joe realized that he did 90% of Rousey's marketing FOR them, so now that she's kill he needs to start grooming the next thing.
>>63933614
>steroid allegations
>allegations
lol
>>63933614
How long until Rogan is saying the most progressive way to have sex with a woman is to let her peg you while you thank for her for everything she does?
>>63933646
top kek
don't know why that combination is so funny desu
Can the irish lad that started the ALDO? (filename: DR_DANA_IM_IRA.jpg) posting before 189 please continue to do so? I had a blast memeing with you last time.
Rizin's secured a former Estonian Sumo Wrestler, the 31 year old Kaido "Baruto" Hoovelson. Who will he be fighting though?
>>63933719
IRELAND?
>>63933730
he's a big guy
>>63933737
4 u
any britbongs need a sun + code for UFC London presale tomorrow?
currently watching a qt3.14 aussie dwarf put on her makeup on youtube.
How are you guys taking advantage of your youth?
>>63933731
You don't get to bring fans
>>63933372
he actually posted it though
https://twitter.com/LouisCaprice/status/671690492149686273
>>63933459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SjiSwXUgys
>>63933757
watching some of my favourite Vegeta moments and checking out pictures of Emilie de Ravin back before she aged horribly. Guess we're both in an aussie mood today lad
>>63933614
Spineless
>>63933342
Tim Kennedy was a double agent all along!
>>63933752
yes I do need vitamin d
>>63933811
tip top kek
>>63933775
Good choice lad, vegeta moments are cool.
Was gonna go gym but might just eat a load of white bread and wank to tranny porn instead phamalam
>>63933819
Nice, don't forget to give us a full post-wank debrief.
>>63933805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_dSeR-cr9w
anthony is funnier too
>>63933730
Fedor probably
>>63933844
>Maybe you should have rhymed
>Yeah to a nice beat perhaps
>>63933819
>jerking your gains away
Not going to make it.
>>63933878
As long as he ingests the spurted gains globs he should be in the clear, right?
>>63933646
This is what happens when you design clothes in El Salvadorian sweatshops
>>63933422
In case he forget it once Jose ko him
Aldo by sub
Rockhold by sub
Dillashaw by ko
RDA by ko
Condit by ko
>>63933976
your opinion is wrong on the first 3
>>63933976
I can't see Condit knocking Lawler out.
>>63933456
Namajunas
Chiesa
Northcutt
Theodorou
What are the chances Aldo decides not to strike with McGregor?
>>63934004
won't be unconscious but Condit will land loads of shots, Herb will stop it and Robbie will instantly get up and complain
>>63934003
no u
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>63933976
>this blatant optimism
Sickening
>>63934017
100%
he hates EVERYTHING. Conor, Dana, Lorenzo, the UFC, the fans, America, Europe, probably his own mother.
Aldo will take him down within 30 seconds and then it's game over. Partly it will be because he knows that standing with Conor could and probably would be a bad idea, but mainly it's just to piss everyone off, that would mean more to Aldo than a legacy or $$$ ever could
>>63934020
>won't be unconscious but Condit will land loads of shots, Herb will stop it and Robbie will instantly get up and complain
Oh now that I can picture happening. Rory had Robbie in a bad situation which came via headkick, but failed to get any effective follow up shots in. Condit's got some dangerous kicks and he masks them extremely well. That one he landed on GSP was beautiful.
>>63934039
why don't you Europeans ever post European cartoons?
They made this video with anticipation of a superfight between JBJ and Silva.
http://youtu.be/5CUzUdLOJR4
Now they can use it for the true superfight of GOATS
>>63934043
>yfw Conor's defensive wrestling is suddenly as effective as Joanna's
Lawler
Condit
Hendricks
Woodley
How does GSP do against these guys in 2016
>>63934118
>it's been 4 years since gsp retired
ring rust is rel we won't know until they fight
>>63934118
Assuming he's motivated? Big fat UDs over every one of them
>>63934082
Because you wouldn't understand the reference.
Does "super liking" a grill on tinder work or it just makes you look desperate?
>>63934118
UD against everyone but Hendricks
Look into my eyes little man
>>63934189
You really think I'm just gonna sit here and look into your eyes?
>>63934115
>Andre PEDerneiras' Team Nolvadex Uniao in charge of game planning
>>63934192
lel you're an embarassment if you think she won that fight
>>63933456
Thug Rose
Chiesa
Northkek
ET
>we're clean athletes
>look we passed the USADA test
RIZIN is allegedly trying to book Silva vs Fedor 2, even tho Silva is under contract with the UFC.
Will they try to buy him out? How would that be worth it?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826762/report-rizin-working-on-fedor-vs-bigfoot-rematch
>>63934243
UFC would probably let them. Didn't Bigfoot announce his retirement?
>>63934239
They can't keep getting away with it, can they?
>>63934108
Wow I never noticed that anon, hopefully AKA doesn't kek this from happening
>>63934239
Roid gut everywhere.
>>63934239
>Being insecure a 115 lbs chick has better arms and abs than your fat ass
>>63934243
Bendo finished his contract too. He's never been afraid to go up a weightclass for a fight...
Additionally, Shawn Jordan was campaigning for a chance to fight Fedor too
>>63934108
That was great. I loved these Full Blast segments, but having two dudes miced is so much better.
Was Jones bummed at the end cause he knew he wouldnt make millions fighting Anderson?
>>63934266
He saw his future.
>>63934249
Paige said that some fighters in her division look like they're on steroids, didn't call anyone out. Claudia says Paige doesn't look like her because she doesn't train hard enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePnj7bk3jis
>>63934272
Rose just needs to train harder.
>>63934286
Claudia would murder her
>>63934270
Thats what I thought too. Like he realized "shit, if anderson can get beat, I can get beat." Whats interesting is that Jones fought Gus two months later. You'd think watching Anderson get heemed would have lit a fire under Jones and he would have trained harder for Gus.
>>63934292
>tfw Anderson's loss is what caused Jones to spiral down into a cocaine hell
So Aldo pulls out because of menstrual cramps.
Who would you pull out to fight McGoat?
>>63934291
Claudia would murder just about everyone with that battery acid coursing through her veins.
>>63934291
that fight would be glorious
>>63934314
They told Frankie it would be him, in reality it would probably be Faber
>>63934306
>I need bail money: the tweet
>>63934306
>CF PUNK
>>63934163
pretty sure girls get offended if you don't "super like" them. She'll always think you think she's ugly.
What weight class would you lads fight at?
>in b4 you're all heavy-weight
Featherweight here tbqh
>>63934324
>pls help
>>63934342
you should fight at flyweight
>>63934342
I would be at Featherweight or Lightweight. I think I could freely switch between the two and heem absolutely everyone at will.
>>63934342
Welterweight, btw wtf is a welter
>>63934363
"Welter
A dumpy who enjoys non-sports and like to argue and can't let the arument go and is an idiot.
Look at that welter."
>>63934342
Heavyweight because I'd get yolked and beat on guys bigger than I am
New rogan podcast today in 4 bongs with Jocko Willink
>>63934342
I weigh 195 right now and can probably make 250
>>63934363
it's a chicken look it up
>>63927001
>full power Hendricks
>>63934342
I have no idea, just going off my body type probably lightweight, maybe welterweight idk. Problem is I'm a skinnyfat waste of space so hard to tell what I would be fighting at if I was in fight shape
>>63934342
255.5
Reminder that Sage Northcutt fought a literal dadbod who was 5 lbs overweight in his UFC debut
>>63934342
I'm 5'5" walk around at about 140lbs, fairly lean in good shape. I could probably cut to 125. I have an absurd 70" inch reach so I'm quite confident I could negate DJ's wrestling with my long jab.
>>63934460
jesus christ how is possible to be so tiny
>>63934453
>5lbs
Hard to cut off your dick weight phamalam
>>63934460
>I'm 5'5" walk around at about 140lbs
top b8
>>63934477
My dad is 5'5"' probably like 5'4" now because he is old. my mom is 5'1"
>>63934492
How is that b8?
>>63934501
because it's a lie
I'm surprised more midgets don't commit suicide. It must be hard when you stop growing in the 6th grade.
>>63934509
Ok... I don't understand. you think it is too heavy or light?
>>63934513
too short and light
>>63934342
Ids either get jacked and fight at light-heavyweight, or I'd lose a couple of pounds to fight at middleweight.
>>63934460
>claiming to be in goodshape because you dont stuff your face
>>63934528
lightweight here, I would fucking wreck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4S3ELRNlL0
>downvoting this fight
also how is it possible to have a woman on the commentary team and still be better overall than goldberg/rogan?
Would you rather men fear you? Or women love you?
>this post is MMA related
>>63934554
rose is such a cutie
>>63934540
I exercise regularly.
>>63934525
I promise you I'm a real person (inb4 manlets aren't people). My height and weight are accurate.
>>63934566
pics or you're an overweight neckbeard of regular height
>>63934574
>not believing him because you are short and heavy
eat less fatty
>>63934554
>also how is it possible to have a woman on the commentary team and still be better overall than goldberg/rogan?
desu, I think Julie Kedzie is even worse than Goldberg. She's always stammering and sounds insecure about what she's saying.
>>63934544
Where you from lad?
I'll fuck you up you little faggot.
>>63934593
>short
>me
only one m8
...I am fat though
>>63934670
If ever there was a hail mary sub, this is it.
>>63934670
>paige is going to wrestlefuck her
>>63934670
holy fucking shit that takedown, this girl is the real deal, thought she was just an overhyped qt
>>63933456
Namajunas
Miller
Pfister
Theodorou
>>63934574
There you go buddy.
5'5" 140lbs
All man
>>63934707
that baby chest
you look underage
>>63934707
>5'5"
All boy
Does anyone have the webms of Pigeon VanZant vs. Tecia Torres?
>>63934707
>posting middle school boys on /sp/
>>63934707
>5'5"
WHEN
>>63934713
Having a big chest is about as usefull as Meisha Tates fake tits when it comes to fighting
>>63934670
That was dope. It's really a shame for every actual skilled entertaining WMMA fighter there are 15 sleep inducing hacks that couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
>>63934731
literally post any male fighter in the ufc they have a better chest than that
>>63934707
Please lift family
I could literally heem every single one of you.
Especially you 5,5 feet pablo
>>63934707
>you will never be this pathetic little babby man
I'm so glad I'm half black. I'm didn't full on win the genetic lottery like Sage, but dense fast-twitch muscles, height, and a big dick are well worth this annoying ass nappy hair. White genes are mostly shit tier these days.
>>63934707
Do you shave your body hair?
>>63934755
too bad you'll always be a nigger
>>63934755
Heem yourself my man
>>63934765
his chest is stretched in that position though
>>63934765
horrible abs, just disgusting
>>63934713
>>63934715
>>63934723
>>63934727
>>63934755
>>63934755
You all talk a big game online, but we will see how thought you are when we are standing face to chest.
>>63934743
I do lift, but I mostly do a lot of yoga.
>>63934756
No, I have a little bit on my chest and light happy trail but camera doesn't really show it. Not that I want body hair.
>>63934765
his arms are up, he has a bigger chest
>>63934763
Oh well, better than being a manlet of any race.
I've fucked a lot of white girls, and they really are obsessed with BBC.
>>63934806
look at this insecure negro
>>63934806
>Mulatto
>BBC
You what? You sound like you hate yourself. Seek therapy.
>>63934797
>SEE ME IRL NOT ONLINE, FAGGOT
are you even 18 yet?
>>63934806
I can guarantee those girls were trash that no white man would ever fuck, especially if they were willing to fuck a filthy nigger like you.
You guys get the scraps of our women, nobody wants to fuck yours.
>>63934826
Oh boy, here come the insecure white boys.
>Mfw all it takes to get a white boy butthurt is to hint about anything interracial.
Beggars and choosers
>>63934707
>tfw no toned physique
>>63934826
TRIGGERED
Jesus Christ it's just too easy...
>>63934849
>Beggars and choosers
what? do you even read what you're about to post? do niggers just choose a common phrase and put it into their shit hoping it will have relevance?
>>63934874
Wow dude calm down. Take a walk or something.
>the current state of heem
We should arrange a meetup, a battle royale type meetup, where the people who have yet to be heemed after 10 minutes are the only ones allowed to post.
>>63933819
jerk away, don't come to us with your suicidal musings though
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944028203.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944165247.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944232569.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944400596.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944466515.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944554239.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448948158088.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992325544.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992600768.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992840157.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944661193.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944726677.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448947829764.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448947969634.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448948209321.webm
how does this make you feel, lads?
>>63934894
You'd be the first to go
>>63934765
that's one spooky irishman
>>63934894
I've already established myself as the king of the manlets. my movement is on another level. You don't understand.
>>63934905
Like the more links there are the less likely I am to click any of them
>>63934906
I would literally kill you
>>63934918
Nah breh, I'm the king of manlets.
>>63934905
faggot
>>63934670
>there are people on /heem/ who have never watched invicta
>>63934826
I can guarantee they were all 8/10 and above, and all middle to upper middle class.
It's called having game. If you weren't such an angry bitter racist you would be out enjoying lovely young pussy as well.
>>63934905
Annoyed. I don't fuck with that submission shit. There is literally nothing more satisfying in the world than dominating the fuck out of a woman and reducing her to the fuck toy she was meant to be.
>>63934927
Do you think I would let that happen?
Keep it playful in here boys
>>63934927
>manlet
>overcompensate
>only post manlet boxers
>mike tyson
>>63934905
>literally watched every one
>no tits or ass
get the hell outta here
Give me the latest memes lads
>>63934905
People like you should be killed
I'm starting to think the Nazis were right
>>63934960
Watch your tone kiddo or else
>>63934971
yes
>>63934971
yes
>>63935007
>>63934999
okey....
HESPECT HONDA HOUSEY
>Annoyed. I don't fuck with that submission shit. There is literally nothing more satisfying in the world than dominating the fuck out of a woman and reducing her to the fuck toy she was meant to be.
That's literally how a virgin porn addict thinks.
>ALdo me, I would literally mash potato all of you fagits
>>63934819
He's having the bants with the face to chest part, why can't you lanklets calm down.
>also 5'5''
>>63935045
>Timestamp
>>63935045
who took the picture?
>>63935045
No, thats how a man who hasnt lost his animal instincts thinks.
>>63935045
do you even lift bro?
>>63935045
i like those faggot tattoos
>>63935045
>those tatoos
why work for a body and then ruin it?
>>63935045
Reverse image search exists you know:
http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-178762728/zacchk/photos
You don't need to pretend to be another man on the internet. Just be yourself O'Connaughey.
>>63934363
I think it means someone who hits hard enough to leave welts. Interesting vernacular thank you for bringing it up
>>63935045
>Irish
>Chinese character tattoo
>>63934562
The second one. But if you wear all black I hear you can have both
>>63933614
He made an allusion joke about roasting cyroid - she needs to get over it.
Anyone with a brain knows this - so what's the point of being obsequious?
>>63933459
https://youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M
>>63934967
>that trigger discipline
Im impressed to say the least desu
>>63935076
>I'm a higher primate
>son of beasts
>the progeny of fierce apes
>I'm in touch with my inner savage
>>63933459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
>>63934994
Why is karelin so based?
>>63935217
roids vs goofs
>>63935217
He's not RulonGardner would tool him easy USA fuckin rox
When will they learn?
>>63935249
the guy on the right looks like a cardboard cut out
>>63935217
Siberian experiment
>>63935249
Chads got a nice penis.
>>63933687
Who are Chris's fans, anyway?
Every now and then I come across someone who's a big fan of Cyborg, and I just really don't understand where it's coming from.
I've even seen people say she got caught using 'a diuretic' (aka fucking Winstrol).
She's a woman who took steroids to become a man so she could beat up women. How is this in any way appealing? Am I wrong?
>>63933456
Vanzant
Chiesa
SNorthcut #teamjesusallwayswins
Et
>>63933459
>>63933496
>>63933510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQpclIzUwLk
about 40 seconds in when the beat comes in would sound awesome in an arena . Been listening to this album for 14 years and i still get goosebumps.
>>63935276
>>63935277
If that was attached to any other guy in the pic it would look comically small
>>63935070
James
>>63935045
Come at me and I'll literally drop you on your fat head pham
>>63934554
Kedzie is sometimes patently wrong (aren't we all) but overall is really good at her jobs (commentator and match-maker).
>>63935329
clen hard bro?
>>63935322
James is a good lad desu
>>63935249
Chad has a hot gf who is 5'11" while you're a loser memeposting on a Taiwanese MLP board.
>>63935340
i can tolerate her. i hate listening to almost every female commentator in every sport.
>>63935329
So is posting pictures from /fit/ progress threads a new meme? That's really gay.And it's mostly yuros doing it.
>>63935302
Literally Tekken
>>63935387
Because we are not fattys
>>63935387
>Jealous fat boys
>>63935329
why don't you come get some of this instead little guy
>>63935368
shes not hot at all
>>63935408
Wow are you natty?
>>63935408
I would punch you in the heart and it would explode you meat head.
>>63935329
>"british"
>only one faucet
nice try faggot why don't you stop grabbing posts from /fit/
>>63935368
>hot
>>63935329
kek my shots would cripple you
>>63935415
>>63935455
she's definitely qt
>>63935455
she seems like a really nice person
Lads I'm really upset about the bantz you guys had at my expense regarding my tattoos,
could you guys apologize please? It made me self-conscious
>>63935455
Yes.
>>63935481
unironically? i don't even think she's mediocre, she's on the ugly side, like a 4/10
>>63935481
i guess a little
>>63935500
thats just your opinion man
objectively, she's at least a 7
>>63935491
Are you scouring instagram for more male model pictures to steal?
>>63935249
Why doesn't the UFC force manlets to fight on Reebok branded stilts?
>>63933459
Would this be a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuaGcm8yqzI
>>63935500
>she's a 4/10
Lal, go ahead and post what you consider a 10.
>>63935558
nope, eating a breadroll
>>63935579
>eating gluten
>>63935455
Looks like a nice girl.
>>63935579
is it buttery, by chance?
>>63935587
i'm a masochist
>>63935575
His 10/10 is probably the literal definition of a whore.
>>63935575
here's a solid 8
/heem/ is too slow and stiff. You guys are stiff as a board. I'd snap all of you in half. And that's it. I see stiffness when I look in here. Slow, stiff, I feel like you are stuck in the mud almost. In /mandrama/, they shitpost like flyweights so it's nice down there just to destroy them and killing that general. But I have my eyes on /heem/ and I see them all stuck in the mud in here. So we'll see over time but guess what, have I been wrong yet?
>>63935606
you know it hobre, buttery, mayonaissey, cheesey basicaolly everything to make me hate myself,
tastes delicious
>>63935455
She's not pretty. She's...alright I guess. There's no need to get upset because you think she's hot.
>>63935617
191cm (6' 3)
<80kg (175lbs) probably
I would literally kill any of you in a mixed martial arts bout and I don't event trane.
>>63935651
Your nipples look sad
I've said it before and i'll say it again. Post your gyms, I'll come down and kek you in front of your own instructors.
>>63935651
Watch your step, Alberto. I'd heem you like the one time you got heemed on the beach but this time you'll get some extra gnp to send you to la la land
>>63935651
im 169cm and I weigh 84kg 8%bf how do you feel when I weigh more than you
>>63935651
Why do you have wings from skin?
>>63935612
Oh so you're a fudge packer.
>>63935667
enjoy looking like a bloated toad m8
>>63935674
what
>>63935651
>olive skin
must feel good to not immediately burn when exposed to the sun
>>63935694
I'd make you look like that crippled Irishman that posts here.
>>63935617
We're too big and too strong for you, you have no business coming to shitpost in here, so take your little German ass and shut up. You got a monster mod here 24/7 and you haven't even been banned yet, sit the fuck down man....
>>63935694
meant for >>63935672
>>63935699
I'm actually pale as fuck m8
>>63935713
you are pale but with olive complexion, like a typical mediteranean person
>>63935672
>169cm
How do you feel being the shortest man in the Netherlands? 6' the average and you have the
audacity to be 5'5''? Scumbbag
>>63935734
I was pretending bro
Does jogging without a shirt on make you a scumbag?
>>63935760
Clothing is a social construct.
>>63935703
We'll see about that. First you've got to get through lmaobud that whooped your ass already. So why would I waste my time on a guy... you've got to handle the bantz from a somalian canadian who whooped your ass next so you've got to come through that and then I'll consider. I'll check the numbers, I'll discuss it with hiroshimoot, and I'll decide if I should change your bum life as well.
>>63935612
>tfw I got that everything except the chiseled 10/10 jaw
forever babby face reporting in
>>63935760
I just had this shirtless college aged kid jogging by my house stop and ask me to spray him with the house i was holding. I literally said "wat" and he asked again...and I did it.
>>63935760
Yes but not with a tank top
>>63935813
*hose not house
>>63935813
Did you get a boner?
>>63935813
That's hot
>>63935813
>>63935824
Wow, so you're gay now. What's that like?
>>63935784
YEEEHAWWWW
Anyone play Town of Salem here?
>6'1~6'2
being average height on the balkans feels pretty bad desu
>>63935895
No i am not a virgin
>>63935895
No, but I'd heem you there if I did
>>63935895
I played it round a year ago
can you add people?
>>63935895
What's that? Farmville with witches?
>>63935909
Yes
>>63935902
Liar
>>63935910
So you do play?
>>63935908
Fuck off Belgium.
>>63935813
>jogging shirtless in december
nice gay fantasy
>>63935902
>No i am not a virgin
But you have brain cancer. Btw, how are you doing?
>>63935928
I do not have brain cancer i dont know what are you talking about kraut
>>63935969
You're a fucking liar
>>63933459
>>63933477
6/10 - more or less depending on whether you're Japanese or Wapanese.
>>63933496
5/10
>>63933501
10/10 intro, 1/10 once MC Ride comes in
>>63933772
4/10
>>63935172
9/10
>>63935206
7/10
>>63935302
1/10
>>63935564
7/10
>>63935979
Why am i getting picked on here???
>>63936013
Do you still respect Cro Cop?
>>63935927
Not everyone lives in North Dakota.
>>63936018
YFW he is cro cop
>>63936018
Ofc he only used it to try to heal his shoulder
where were you when weidman bodied bisping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efRvmQ3MEQY
Reminder
>"If you think Brian Stann and Wanderlei Silva was a fight of the year, then you're the type of person that puts A1 on your steak... In front of other people." - Luke Thomas
>>63933459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ5BFivMwxU
>>63936106
fuck you ugly
>>63936124
>complains about A1
>drinks all those awful sodas
>>63936124
I'd fuck Luke Thomas up
>>63936124
Kuckold Tomas is a golem brought to life by the force of memes.
>>63936124
Kuck thomas is literally reddit, since you posted that quote you are too. Go drink some Dr.pepper and heem urself
Is Kek Thomas a fedora tipper?
>>63936124
>is American
>wears Cuju kits
>tfw don't consume MMA journalism and get all your news from HEEM
Did Anderson have a difficult title reign?
>>63936167
Why do people drink soda? Especially "diet soda" with shit like aspartame. I chewed a piece of sugar free gum and had a headache in 8 seconds.
a1 steak sauce is good if you aren't some faggot autist foodie and just want to make a cheap piece of meat taste good.
>>63936221
So you missed a whole week of all the 'serious MMA journalists' talking about 'Holly Holms'?
>>63936185
we /edgybrah/ now?
>>63936230
what does that even mean
did he fight good fighters? sure. did he fight some not so good? sure. It goes that way for them all.
>>63936250
Looks like a tranny
>>63936242
it probably doesn't make you feel like shit for the rest of the day either, unlike diet soda
>Luke Rockhold fans say Weidman only fought washed up brazilians
>Rockhold's only impressive wins have been against a washed up Brazilian and Bisping
>>63936242
>just want to make meat taste good
>doesn't find plain unseasoned raw muscle straight from the animal's warm carcass absolutely delicious
what a pussy
>>63936246
yup. i saw her on regular news and talk shows though.
>>63936274
I'm a Luke Rockhold fan and I say you're a faggot. Now what? Do something you fucking washed up American pussy. In fact, come closer because I want to smell that beaten, washed up pussy of yours. I want to smell the scent of a washed up American bum.
>>63936018
>do you still love your parents
>>63935928
you the dude from kolln? and no it's not brain cancer, doing good hbu
>>63936304
>I'm a Luke Rockhold fan
You like taking it up the arse don't you?
>>63936274
Weidman gassed against Lyoto bruh, Rockhold is bigger than him, probably stronger than him, and is just fantastic. Watch out. The Team is about to drive head-first off a bridge.
>>63936233
I can't even fathom it. Or why people smoke cigs
You are literally PAYING for the privilege of destroying your own health. Humans are pathetic.
>>63936325
maybe he just hates jews impersonating a "real american" like weidman
>curly hair
>shitturd eyes
>schaub colored
>>63936319
Yes, I am the guy from Köln. But you had a tumor, didn't you?
>>63936354
*tips fedora*
>>63936062
Lmao
>tfw i started the washed up machida meme
so easy
>>63936378
No you didn't
>>63936378
kek yourself
>tfw i could heem every here
If you actually care about fighters using PEDs you dont deserve to breathe.
>tfw I started the Schaub meme
>>63936392
I actually did bruv, but if thats you who added Bisping into the fray, then kudos.
How do I achieve Entwistle mode guys?
>>63936371
still have it heh, it's not brain related tho, somewhere in the hip/ pelvic area, have to check it soon tho, doing mri scans every few months, i find it cool you actually remember the convo heh,
hope ur doing good as well
>tfw I started the heem meme
>>63936425
Except that one time, right?
>>63936233
>getting heemed by gum
Wow ur cool
>>63936477
hahahahahahahha
Went to the doctor this morning cause I was shaking too much, he asked me what's wrong and I told him I can't stop thinking about December 12th.
>>63936466
do you have the audio of her talking to john hinckley?
>>63936477
Oh I'm laffin
>Water's warm, Anon.
>>63936516
Webms are so much better with sound.
>>63936477
Wasn't me though
if someone can guess which ufc fighter this is before the thread hits 500 I will buy them a months subscription to fight pass
>>63936516
who is the bigger goof? Joe shaking like a drug addict or Goldie with his typical shit grin
>>63936540
Some of them.
Some of them don't require sound.
>>63936535
Damn I can't imagine farting so much the water boils
#onceinalifetime
>>63936535
>Expending all that energy being a rock star...
ishygddt
>>63936511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SorGDbtLq5M
>>63936556
Ross Pearson on the right
>>63936556
gus
>>63936556
Your mum
>>63936556
Rampage
>>63936556
Wilkinson
>>63936556
>not editing the ball to say Giblert
Ya blew it.
>>63936556
Gilbert Melendez
>>63936556
Why is he wearing pads?
>>63936556
ITS GILBERT MELENDEZ
>>63936556
Uriah Hall
>>63936564
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449000513109.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449000614174.webm
these two definitely do
>>63936602
winrar
give me your deets senpai
>>63936556
Conor Bless
>>63936556
colton smith
>>63936556
jake matthews
I visualize deez tings
>>63936634
>dat barao
Literal monkey, Jesus Christ. Brazilians are animals.
>>63936639
Você é um otário. Zé buceta. Vai tomar no meio do seu cu. Filho da puta. Arrombado
>>63936556
yes
>>63936556
ronnie pickering
>tfw you wanna heem yourself
Who got best cardio, Aldo or McGregor?
Who would win a 5 round fight?
>>63936700
>tfw always decide to put off heeming myself until the upcoming sporting event is over but there's always another one
>>63936719
He can go all fooking day Joe.
>>63936700
the world is your oyster
>>63936719
I imagine if it was entirely a striking battle McGregor would have the edge but he gassed harrrrd against Mendes
>>63936719
aldo
>>63936700
>working at a fast food chain
>having to take the bus to a minimum wage job
Why even bother working?
>>63936719
Aldo, obviously. Aldo has actually gone a full 5 rounds before
>>63936726
/just existing/ master race reporting in, friend.
Tell me /heem/ have you ever truly heem'd someone?
Like put the completely to sleep?
>>63936771
i've already heemed this whole thread
>>63936740
How did he gas hard? That last minute flurry of shots and kicks after being down for two rounds showed his endurance big time.
>>63936787
lol why so sad
who /bonjasky/ here?
>>63936797
compared to Conor's true power those shots were Bisping tier, his work to Mendes' body allowed him to get away with it though
>>63936739
It's true. Go explore after this month of UFC.
>>63936771
When I was 17 I got into a fight at a house party with this kid named Jeremy who was coming after my PAWG. He was tagging me up with punches but eventually I got in on his legs and picked him up and slammed him on the garage floor. He got knocked the fuck out and took a few minutes to come around.
I got a big cut inside my cheek that really sucked ass though.
>>63936653
I'm already a sub mate, real fight fan, pass it on to some poorfag.
>>63936771
Never been heemd but I've been in a couple of scruffs back in my middle school days where I got beat up, got one of my mates to back me up, and he also got beat up and had a swollen lip for like a month. All I had were chaffed up knees from rolling and grappling but I got the worst part of the exchanges.
>>63936771
No, but I've been heemed twice while playing sports.
>>63933627
They are making a new album since semptember breh, planning on having it come out 2016, unless I have missed something
>>63936947
lions?
>>63936771
I haven't heemed anyone but I got a TKO stoppage (barrage of punches) so to say.
>>63936947
shit chin
>>63936947
>playing sports
running away from lions is sport in kenya?
>>63936740
True, but it looks like Gregor fights very conservative compared to Aldo. I hope it will be a long fight, would be so anticlimax if it was over in 30 sec.
>>63936991
As much a sport as running away from slavs
>>63936998
And by anticlimax you mean the best thing ever?
>>63936754
Wow, you really know your stuff. I am impressed.
>>63936771
No because I never fought anyone.
Sometime I wish one of those immigrant would start shit with me in the street to see if I know how to fight.
>you are now awaye that Aldo's face the pain intro after 194 will feature him choking out McGregor, who's face is contorted with agony and his tiger tattoo glistening under the lights as he taps for dear life
feels good man
>>63937047
Even if that did happen, Conor would black out before he tapped out.
>>63937062
Like he did against Duf-ah. Ah.
>>63937062
nah wouldn't happen, I bet Conor thinks that he wouldn't tap, when he looks in the mirror he tries to convince himself that he will sleep before he quits. But once Aldo does his thing Conor will voluntarily quit
>>63936771
I heemd myself while out walking with the dog, slipped on a rock and the back of my head landed on another one.
>>63936962
>>63936991
Need to be more original with your bants familia
>>63936987
I was young when it happened so it doesn't count. I think I was 8 or 9.
>>63937085
depends of the choke.
A RNC doesn't hurt so you can decide to not tap
>>63937006
why would you run away from slavs,litteraly nicest people ever
>>63937094
Do you guys get separate sheds for your dogs?
>>63934967
That smile cannot be human.
>>63937085
>once Aldo does his thing
>his thing
Aldo's 'thing' is fighting to a 48-47 decision.
Dec 12th cannot come soon enough.
>>63937149
name one single opponent Aldo has faced with a worse grappling and groundgame than Conor?
>>63937139
what is it with americans and their obsession with kekshit
Shall I go to the gym and make it or don't go and not going to make because I feel tired? First reply decides...
>>63937178
go bitch
>>63937178
stay on here and shitpost
>>63937178
Go.
>>63937155
Name one single opponent Aldo has faced with better striking preasure than Conor.
>>63937178
more shit posts to read!
>>63937096
desu never had a chance to talk to someone from kenya except the other day i got a mail from a prince from kenya you may have heard of, who promised me to transfer some money , anyway gonna be rich soon heh
better ?! im really trying my best
>>63937155
Most of them.
>>63937096
Black people are fucking all your women
>>63937201
Frankie Edgar
>>63937171
pure piss
>>63936771
I broke a guy nose whilst I had him in a headlock and unloaded some decent shots, I got pissed off because he eyepoked me.
>>63937155
To be honest his grappling looked so awkward against Chad that I'm willing to believe it was because his broken knee.
>>63937178
go and train mohamed
>>63937185
The die is cast. Britbros confirmed for not being gains goblins!
>>63937243
You should really go back and watch all of Conor's fights (yes, that means pre-UFC).
>>63937228
nice meme
look into these eyes
what do you see?
>>63937286
The end of Mcgregor
>>63937286
fear, weakness and a love for roids
>>63937096
Yo man can you give us like an example of day to day life in Kenya? Not the meme version, but really Im always surprised to see your flag.
What do you guys do over there?
>>63937299
Shut the fuck up
>>63937286
A cult of personality
>>63937319
>>63937319
>>63937319
new thread
When will Jones fight again? Mid 2016?
IS EVERYONE HERE /ROSE4LYFE/
>>63937286
A superman punch
>>63937286
A leg kick
>>63937515
Aldo is off the roids, and he is going to get hit with one clean left hand by McGregor and fold.
