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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
JUST
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
its that time i can't fucking wait i'll make my picks now and see wsup at the weighins
>>63925080
first for goatest ever of al time in history forever and beyond
MEME
>>63925153
Thug rose
Chiesa
Northcutt
Theodorou
paige
miller
nothcutt
theodoru
>>63925153
VanZant
Miller
Norhtcutt
Theodorou
>>63925203
lol
>>63925228
Things are back in order after that TUF22 fiasco
Xth for /teamgoof/
Big Slut Silva here
>>63925153
>>63925203
(you)
>>63925153
>PVZ
>Miller
>Nattycutt
>Theodorou
>>63925260
No, I'm
>>63925173
>>63925203
Boy, my heart was racing when I saw I had to wait out a timer to get first.
>>63925153
PVZ
Miller
Northcutt
Theodorou
>>63925153
Namajunas
Miller
Northcutt
Theodorou
>>63925288
lol
>>63925153
>Rose Namajunas
>Michael Chiesa
>Sage Northcutt
>Elias Theodorou
>>63925153
>Paige VanZant
>Jim Miller
>Sage Northcutt
>Elias Theodorou
>>63925153
PVZ
Miller
Basil
Elias
>>63925153
If Elias loses you can just scrap the pics tbqh.
>>63925297
paige and sage card
elias is unironically better looking than either
>>63925339
I really want to sniff her snatch
>This post is MMA related
What was preventing Melvin from reaching his full potential?
>>63925388
since when is a pistol squat the McGregor pose?
>>63925153
>rose
>chiesa
>Sage
>elias
>>63924933
I'm not saying he's not doing it for money, just saying he doesn't need it to make ends meet lol
>>63925160
it's going to be beyond imagination
>I'm Literally Not Even Taking Your Picks.png
>12 replies
>>63925153
Rose via Sub
Miller via UD
Sage via TKO
Elias via UD
>>63925153
Rose
Chiesa
Sage
Santos
>>63925464
It was a prank. I'm taking them. Please don't ban me.
>>63925464
The substitute always has meme file names. Have faith.
>>63925464
goofs gonna goof
>>63925398
If you wanna hang out
You gotta take her out
Cocaine.
If you wanna get down,
Get down on the ground,
Cocaine.
She don't lie,
She don't lie,
She don't lie,
Cocaine.
If you got bad news,
You want to kick them blues,
Cocaine.
When your day is done,
And you want to run,
Cocaine.
She don't lie,
She don't lie,
She don't lie,
Cocaine.
>>63925464
Even if he's not taking the picks, anyone who chooses to will have the post and the replies there
>>63925153
Paige
Chiesa
Northkuck
Elias
>>63925153
Kiss from a thug Rose
Cheeky chiesa
North uncut
Thelonious Theodorou
>Weidman/Rockhold promo
>Daniel Cormier starts speaking
>>63925483
is he there to distract you from the literal zero out of tens on the poster?
>>63925556
>Thelonious Theodorou
Is that a jazz reference? On /heem/?!
>>63925153
Paige VanZant via Cunt Punt
Michael Chiesa via Cheeky shin splitter
Sage Northcutt via Can Crusher
Elias Theodorou via Just guessing desu
>>63925556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB8JVeGE7t4
>>63925626
top qt :3
>Jose Aldo +135
What was BJs gameplan this fight?
Like what the actual fuck was going on? He was fighting like a 1920s dandy boxer
who /beyond imagination/ here?
>>63925626
How many different men has PVZ fucked since Rose has been with Pat?
>>63925687
Wait
What if Sage loses
>>63925714
He only has one win, no one would be (very) surprised that he suffered a cheeky loss to some vet with way more experience than him
>>63925626
Shes one of those girls that is actually qt in motion/real life, but doesnt look all that in pics
>>63925665
thats a good one
>>63925712
None shes saving herself for marriage obviously
>>63925610
Has McGregarious ever thrown a superman banger?
>>63925707
right here
>there are people itt right now who didn't witness McGregor's meteoric rise first hand with heem and have to learn about it in retrospect
>This is exactly how the fight will go
>>63925153
'Thug' Rose Namajunas via UD
Chiesa via whocares
Northcutt via TKO
Theodorou via whocares
>McGregor will knock Aldo out with a superman punch in the first round
save this post and keep it in your pockets lads
Friendly reminder the UFC has done NOTHING to stop Benson Henderson from having a toothpick in his mouth and he should be suspended
>>63925398
nigged when he should have nogged
How much time will elaspe before Overeem becomes unconscious against JDS?
I reckon 2:48 into round 2.
>>63925842
i say with 1min left in the first he's gonna get heem'd to death
>>63925790
>Cub smiling like hes actually about to do something
sorry m8, fights cancelled
What are some things that you think automatically make a fighter lose a round?
Mine are:
>getting angrily tossed like a hamper of dirty laundry after you rifled through it and didnt find any of your sisters thongs (webm related)
>getting memed on as hard as Canderson was by Diaz in round 1
>punching your opponent in the thigh when both standing
>pulling guard when you arent rocked
>thanking a fictional deity post-fight
>>63925430
so satisfying
>>63925153
pvz
miller
northcutt
santos
putting 60 on each of these. Wish me luck bros
That 194 promo really made it feel real. My hype levels exploded. Just 12 days...
>>63925859
>first death in the octagon
>it's alistair overeem
>>63925828
They've tried everything. Security in waiting rooms, checkups, corner rules, cutmen, Reebok uniforms, etc. USADA took a huge sum to research how a man can hide a toothpick from Olympic testing.
>>63925783
>>63925707
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448937476803.webm
need sound on /sp/ like now
>>63925828
Why do you hate freedom and liberty?
>>63925343
There was much debate about what to do about the issue but after 150 frenchies got rekt on a saturday night in Paris our politicians moved with a speed not seen since the goddamn nazis invaded.
Ironically, for the typical jobs most migrants would take, we have swedes doing instead,
To keep it mma related: Why isn't there a bunch of good fighters coming out of these war torn hell holes in the mid east? You'd think some ISIS lad with nothing to lose would be willing to take some heems for fat stacks from uncle Dana.
>>63925943
Yeah, but he grabbed the cage one time during that fight so it doesn't really count
>>63925944
>Why isn't there a bunch of good fighters coming out of these war torn hell holes in the mid east?
Grappling will be mistaken for dancing and they'll be executed for having a good time.
>>63925966
But he was still taken down after that and popped straight back up.
>>63925153
>all these plebs picking vanzant
screenshoot this. rose will win by sub
real talk does full training camp chad mendes beat McGregor ?
>>63926045
6/10 times I'd say
>>63926045
maybe
>>63925943
>that quality
>in a webm
I hope you get jumped by a pack of wild chavs on your way home from the chippy tonight. After you've taken 100 unanswered blows and 1000 unanswered accusations of being a cunt, you'll start crawling along the garbage strewn street where a couple of slags will look down on you in contempt as they step over your broken body, how dare you inconvenience them with your mere existence as they are on their way to see Chad. Then when you finally reach the street corner you will grab at the leg of the only person standing there, asking for help. But lo and behold, it is a bearded gentleman of 'asian' descent. He will lean down and whisper "allah ackbar," and blow the pair of you up.
>>63925153
Rose
Miller
Sage
Theodorou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOhWfkaSUho
#Pray4Cormier
>>63926045
>Chad stops Conrad
>Holly kills Ronda
Where would the UFC be right now if it went down that way?
>>63926150
>chavs
In a Sharia police patrolled area? Haha! Fat chance whitey.
>>63926205
building a hyperbolic time chamber for PVZ to train in
>>63926045
but are we also talking full ACL Conor?
>>63925153
Thank you based friend
>>63926233
the UFC already has the best personality as champion at strawweight
>>63926248
Was it ever actually proven that he had an injury?
>beats a few ex 40 year old roid heads
>stop doubting me, it's enough
So who did the best against Conor? Was it Max Holloway or Mendes? I can't really decide
>>63925665
Her smile and optimism: gone
shit question, but would aldo or mcgregor take just trading at a ridiculously quick pace better? imo mcg.
>>63925944
Their religion straight up prevents them from accomplishing anything in any given field. Everything is in Allahs hands, so they completely lack the drive to take fate into ones own hands or push the boundaries.
Thats why they dont invent jack shit, dont refine jack shit, dont achieve jack shit in competitions of any kind, or do anything at all other than kill each other and mire in their own self imposed squalor.
>>63926067
It was very satisfying seeing that bobble headed faggot get clowned on.
>>63926268
lol when max said he was injured too at the ireland q&a
Reminder that Sage's first UFC fight was against a literal dad bod who was 5 lbs overweight.
>>63926354
That's one of the best Q&A's as far as fan questions and banter. Plus Rothwell.
>>63926373
I dunno man, I have 2 daughters and my body is better than that
>>63926180
A few months ago he did 525, now he jumped 75lbs in like 2, maybe 3 months tops?
He's definitely on the juice.
>>63926354
sprained ankle loses to torn acl lel
>>63926380
>he's not /MAMACITA/
>>63926180
Dear God, please don't let Jon Jones murder DC in their rematch. Thank you. Amen.
>>63926180
This isn't training
This is first degree premeditation
Rate these fighters from most powerful in the universe to Yamcha-tier
>Sea Level Cain
>Full ACL McGregor
>Full Camp Mendes
>Tito without a cracked skull
>K1 Hughes
>Jesus Juice Vitor
>Stoned Diaz
>"I totally trained cardio this time guys" Rumble
>Coke 'n Underage Pussy Jones
>>63926447
you forgot the gowhw "motivated" penn
>>63925785
>there are people who didn't get to witness Weidman's beeline to the middleweight title
>didn't get to hear about him coming in as a late replacement to fight Sakara
>didn't get to watch his vlogs where he joked around and praised trail mix while warning not to eat too much of it (can't find these currently sadly, but did find the old video diary he did [1])
>didn't get to see him getting into a gritty war with Sakara, so blood covered he wiped his face off on the ref's shirt
>didn't get to see him smoothly standing guillotine Bongfeldt
>didn't get to watch him choke out The Filthy One
>didn't get to watch him nearly kill himself cutting for the Maia fight and gut out a close win
>didn't get to watch him shock the whirl (sadly I was watching this with a normie crowd who didn't understand who Andy was, so they didn't appreciate the moment. damn pleberoos)
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HFhWCx1CHI
>>63926396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgq7GY6aVgU
27:02
Do they sound like that? If yes, can you record them saying a few /heem/ related things for me?
>>63926447
Yamcha could beat anyone in the ufc except Sage
>>63926447
Prime Fedor > all
>>63926487
I am ashamed.
I offer these slags as a humble apology.
>>63926528
He even beat a roiding Cro Cop
>You will never banter around with friends that make you eat dog shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL5JtapBDVY
>>63926268
Nope. Just him and Kavanagh saying it. I will say that Conor looked pretty crap that night, he got hit with huge bombs that t-rex armed Chad threw and he got taken down almost at will.
Say what you will about Conor but he has stuffed some pretty tough takedowns in past fights, although perhaps not of the caliber Chad brings.
>>63926268
>we don't train for opponents
>knee healed one week before
>we never had live wrestling
>my ACL was 80% gone
>>63926447
Pre-Holm Rousey was p4p #1 GOAT of all time (men and women), and would destroy all these chumps
>>63926584
Conor gets hit every fight anyway. Siver managed to get him down (albeit briefly) and was able to hit him.
do you think a human female ever visited us on /HEEM/ before?
Even just to stick her head in and have a gander?
>>63926573
moar
>>63926584
Connor always gets tagged.
He stat dumped into offense and didn't spec shit into defense. That being said though I don't think anyone at 145 can stand and trade with him, he just blasts right through.
>>63926638
Yeah probably came here with Chad Thundercock to laugh at us losers.
>>63926299
>only ufc fights count
Honestly, it's this mentality that makes half of you functionally retarded.
Anyways, out of the ufc matches, I would say Siver. Chad's lay and pray doesnt mean shit to me, and, when I watch 189, I dont see Chad landing ko-worthy strikes like you other people do.
>>63925153
Namajamas
Cheesa
Northkek
Santas
>>63926573
girl on the left is the London slut version of Sansa from GoT
>>63926573
I accept your apology and kindly request the redhead to pretend my face is a chair while simultaneously pretending my penus is a butter churn
>>63926676
>I dont see Chad landing ko-worthy strikes like you other people do.
Youre fucking blind then. That fade away overhand right is the exact punch that spelled the end for the granite chinned Guida and Elkins, and McGoobs ate that shit like a a breakfast bap
>>63926509
>there are people ITT that weren't friends with chris' older brother and got to beat the shit out of him as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snoyeXwSlUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ldlNlCA84
what went wrong?
>>63925153
Rose
Chiesa
Northcutt
Theodorou
>>63926799
He handled that a lot better than Ronda
>>63926859
Can I cum along too?
http://www.lowkickmma.com/News/chris-weidman-supports-donald-trump-for-president/
>>63926799
>jumping into werdum's guard
>>63926447
>not including Chuck Liddell With That Look In His Eye
>>63926924
Shocking
>>63925944
Most people from war torn countries have a hard time making ends meet, let alone dishing out for proper gyms etc. Its just not a financially sensible solution.
Even though Serbia isn't war torn, a lot of people practice MMA here, but only a hand full of people made it their day job, and they are either scraping the pennies or are from affluent families and are living out of their parents' pocket.
>>63926924
Is Trump really the best we can do? Rand seems like the only one who isn't a complete shill.
>>63926447
>no Gus vs. non-African Americans
>pre-diverticulitis Brock
>full power Hendricks
>>63926924
can't wait for rockhold to clean this racist's clock now
>>63926924
Anyone that wants to save America supports Trump.
He's FAR from the ideal candidate but at this point, knowing what we know, if you vote for Hillary or Bernie you are a literal traitor.
>>63926924
LIVE THE MEME
>>63927023
>unironically thinking this is something worth saving
>>63926924
At least he didn't go with Bernie "My sugars are low" Sanders
>>63927023
>vote for Hillary or Bernie
And you'll be cleaning the black cock cum from your girlfriends pussy everyday.
>This post is MMA related
>>63926995
Rand is irrelevant, unfortunately.
he's also a manlet
>>63926995
The whole republican party is insanely small minded to the point of ignorance.
It's comparable to people who think aldo stands a chance against McGregor, or keks who thought Ronda would run through my girl Holly.
you guys keep up the shitposting and we're going to get moved to /b/ and not /asp/
their are lads ITT who didnt watch DA HUMAN ANATOMY YE in cage warriors
>>63926995
You're right, but Rand doesn't have a ghost of a chance.
Trump is a belligerent egomaniac, no doubt about that. He's also straight up our last chance at preserving at least a piece of what makes America prosperous and enjoyable to live in.
Bernie is an incompetent stooge that will blow inflation through the roof if even 1/10th of his policies were implemented. (Enjoy $15 loaves of bread) And Hillary is essentially the death of America. If she wins I'm unironically moving back to Africa
On an MMA related note, what do you think is next for the brave Scott Jorgensen?
>>63927167
Don't worry, the mods have arrived.
>this post is MMA related.
>>63927107
>It's comparable to people who think aldo stands a chance against McGregor
>>63927167
freedom isn't free
>mfw my gf actually thought I was going to miss 194 to go to her families gay ass white elephant party (who does that shit two weeks out?)
>mfw she threw a tantrum
>mfw I pounded her prone bone style into submission
>>63927271
what does vargubas feels like
>>63927271
Good lad. Have a Cat.
>This post is MMA related
>>63927295
Salty coins and wet milk.
>>63927271
Good man. I've already gave excuses up front so as not to have to do jack shit for those 3 days. I've also started intentionally fucking my sleep pattern up so that I'm not tired for a second during the fight.
>this post is MMA related
>>63927341
What do you wear whilst you're training MMA?
>>63925153
Rose
Miller
Northcutt
Theo
Want to get into ufc 194 hype
what are the best Aldo and Mcmeme fights to watch?
>>63927295
soft, wet, warm slickness
>>63927271
>tfw I've got the whole of december till mid jan off from work
Ready for all these events blud.
>>63927271
>tfw virgin
Feeling a bit triggered, lad.
This will be Jim Miller's 21st UFC fight, which means he is now in the $20,000/fight Reebok pay tier!
>>63927383
Early aldo fights (pre ufc) and late conor fights (post ufc, except Holloway (boring due to injury))
>>63927370
What would Duffy be able to accomplish if he could tink like Conor tinks?
>>63925702
He's a lazy fuck who after dominating Sanchez told the only trainer who didn't take his crap to fuck off.
That match is the result of what happened.
>>63927341
wtf
you shouldn't be afraid to post about your sleep schedule
it's fightfan culture
how come edgar vs mendes isn't on the UFC homepage anymore
>you are now posting in a [Deleted] thread
>>63925153
>Namajunas
>Chiesa
>Northcutt
>Theodorou
>>63927403
sounds gross
>>63927464
I think these are all right
>>63927421
You have complete control over that. If you dont want to be a virgin, dont be.
Take a page out of Conors book and get motivated by numbers, money, gold, and movement.
So what happens to Conor after he loses to Aldo?
>>63927497
It feels how a rose looks.
>>63927497
They're literally disgusting.
>>63927525
He commits suicide by moodment
>>63927445
Magn, the mods are swinging the banhammer so hard since Hiroshimoot took over, its not even funny any more.
If its not MMA related, you have to make it MMA related. I just post a related picture and state:
>This post is MMA related.
>>63927497
It kind of is, but at the same time, its not.
Trust me, the first time you bust a nut raw in a tight bare pussy you will get heemed harder than Rich
>>63927525
Keeps fighting and looking for a rematch.
>>63927512
MFW name is Conor.
Y-You talking about me?
>>63927421
Don't copy me
>>63927497
Salty milk and coins, m8. Salty milk and coins.
>>63927540
Yeah, it's becoming insane. What will happen the week of UFC 194? With the influx of memers, how many will actually survive?
>This post is MMA related
>Cruz is the underdog
>tfw all the Euros are awake getting their body clock training in early
good lads
>>63925153
Rose
Jim
Sage
Elias
>Leave DC to me
HAHAHAHA YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
>>63927589
if that's what you call masturbating to tranny porn and eating white bread, then sure.
>>63927593
He's going to kill DC, isn't he?
>>63927589
A sign of true EuroFightFans© imho tbqph.
>>63927581
Its 1984 in here. You have to watch what you say now, because you don't want to have to risk not being able to shitpost once 194 goes down.
>This post is MMA related.
>>63927593
>leave the hollow shell that's left of DC since I last keked him to me
>Conor rocks Aldo after 30 seconds
>Aldo takes him to the ground and chokes him out
>does a monkey dance whilst looking at Dana
>the only WMMA bout on 194 and the only shit fight on the card is scrapped
>get replaced with an even shittier WMMA clownshow
>in between actual bouts of combat everything will come to a grinding halt while we sit through 15 minutes of pitter patter/dry humping and listen Joe pretend all these hacks wouldnt get blitzed by a high school wrestler
Ronda is kill, can Dana please stop forcing this meme so hard?
What's the website that gives every fighter some type of abilities score and tells you who will win a match-up, hypothetically?
>>63927666
>Lawn chairs
The UFC is a joke.
>>63927641
>>63927497
>>63927295
Anyone else think this is a Brit on a proxy trying to denigrate the great name of Eire?
>11 days until 194 happens
how are you guys keeping calm?
>>63927666
>The Fourth most interesting fight on the card gets scrapped and replaced with a more interesting fight.
fixed that for you
>>63927666
>those bottles on the floor
Fuck, there is literally NOTHING I hate worse than littering.
>>63927736
Somehow, I was actually more hyped for the Mendes fight. Anyone else feel this way?
>>63927771
you mean hyped during the mendes fight or a week or so out from it happening?
>>63926796
Seems like childhood bullying is the real key to developing GOAT talents
>>63927761
I'm pretty sure that leaving your empty $10 bottle of aquafina on the floor doesn't count as littering.
>>63927796
10 days out. I guess... like in May/June I was really hyped, just hoping I lived until July 10, and when it got changed to Mendes I felt even more excited.
>>63927841
>>63927796
I think the insanity of 193 just broke my hype-meter.
>>63927857
ufc 193 was literally as shit as how i imagine vaginas feel like,
which is very shit.
>>63927857
>>63927796
I think that we're all still waiting for it to go sour. Once the reality of 194 settles in come fight night, we'll lose our collective tits tbqphwyf.
Will Anderson ever back?
>>63927771
The only hype I had for 189 was Rory
194 is on a completely different level, almost 'beyond imagination' I guess you could say
I had a dream Rockhold knockouted Weidman in the third round
There really is nothing left to talk about besides how hyped we are for 194 and heart-felt prayers that it stays intact
>>63925203
how booty blasted are you over not getting top on the Mendes Edger card?
>>63925904
Getting knocked down more than once if you didn't knock the other guy down
When a dude's been tooled the entire round and then goes for the TD with 20 seconds left and holds on (aka plz gib round pls)
When the fighter literally runs across the cage instead of sidestepping when they're getting cut off (See: Courtney Casey vs Soehoo Ham)
>>63927641
I was doing the same tbqh lad.
>>63927934
I had a dream that Weidman got chokeyded
>>63925153
Rose Namajunas
Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt
Elias Theodorou
keep it playful in here
>>63927880
haha what?
Personally, I would say the main event of 193 was comparable to losing my innocence in the biblical sense.
If you were training at the same gym as Cat Zingano and she left behind her kit (with used panties inside), would you return them or steal them?
>>63927934
i had a dream that i wasnt a 28 year old hugless virgin living with my parents
>>63928040
kys
>>63928040
she got fat
>>63928040
Return. If it was Gina Carano - steal. Every other fighter I would return.
http://it.ufc.com/rankings#comments
>on the rankings page
>only italian comments getting loaded
>almost all of the comments are this guy getting mad for the past two years that honda is on the p4p list
You rub the magic lamp of heems and the legendary heem genie comes out!
He's not a 3 wish genie, but he will give you 3 choices, you can only choose one.
>1. Become literally unheemable for 10 years
You can take Melvin Manhoefs hardest shot and not even bat an eye. You could stand in the middle of the cage and let the other guy tee off on you until he dropped from exhaustion and you win by default. For 10 years, you will never be heemed and never take brain damage, but at the end of the 10 years all the accumulative brain damage kicks in and you probably die.
>2. Get nuclear power in your dominant hand for 10 years
Imagine the H-Bomb times one thousand. Your right (or left) is the most lethal weapon to ever exist in combat sports. If it lands, ever, the other guy is out in more dramatic fashion than a Charlie Brenneman KO loss. A glancing jab will send your opponent spiraling across the cage a la Brock/Cain. This will do nothing for your stand up skills overall, just give you more power than the sickest goi on Earth.
>3. You get this high test slag as a sex slave for 10 years
She just exists to be pounded. Will do anything and everything your sick mind can come up with. Deepthroat with her chin touching your balls while you watch fight cards is standard procedure.
>>63928340
2 all day long. 1 would have been the easy choice were it not for the brain damage taking hold after the ten years is up.
>>63928340
>1
Some dude GnP's you with a bunch of babby-shots and the refs calls it a TKO
>2
you heem basically everyone, assuming you have a modicum of training
>3
typical whore is a typical whore
>>63927922
Still has like 8 months on his ban but realistically
nah hes too old
>>63927880
It wasn't as bad as UFC 190 at least?
>>63928340
2 easily
>>63928454
>Still has like 8 months on his ban but realistically
lmao he would be legally able to fight on jan 31st
>>63928340
haven't jacked it in a few days so 3 is looking awfully tempting
Been hearing a lot of talk that an announcement on CM Punks future is near, I have heard 2 rumors. One is that UFC will be announcing that CM Punk will Co-main event UFC 200.
But the strongest rumor I have been hearing is that CM Punks shoulder injury is more serious then some thought, and that this may delay his debut up to another 12-18 months due to surgery.
Not sure on the timeframe of the update but may come around Aldo-McGregor weekend.
>>63928340
#2 for sure. Stop anyone in the first minute or so, long career.
#1 implies I'm unstoppable, which means I'll get my head smashed for years and end up perpetually stuck in post fight career Chuck mode. Me no want CTE.
#3, women are everywhere
>>63928454
His ban ends in like two months dude, I'm sure he'd take a fight with Vitor again in Brazil for a bajillion dollars
>>63928454
I'm almost positive the ban was retroactive in that it officially began the day after his last fight, which was January 31st. So he has more like 2 months left in his ban.
The answer is still no. He'll probably fight one or two more times but it'll probably be more of a Nick Diaz type of thing. He's not going to make a serious run for a title.
>>63928495
really I thought it was from the date of the decision/appeal not the test
>>63928340
2 makes 1 irrelevant, and the super stardom 2 would give you makes 3 inevitable
>>63928340
3 because I will never be a pro fighter or fight professionally. I just practice
>>63928523
Thanks for the nuggets!
>>63928523
who gives a fuck about CM punk
>>63928340
1 was made pointless by the 10yr stipulation,
3 was made pointless because she's not a tranny
>>63928340
Should have done the monkey's paw of heeming, would be way more interesting
>>63928523
>and that this may delay his debut up to another 12-18 months due to surgery.
Lol will anyone even care at this point?
>>63928538
>>63928542
huh... well shit
hopefully he fights Chael again, just for the press conferences
>>63928040
If I was sure there weren't any cameras, I'd reach in the bag and take the panties.
>>63925153
Paige VanZant
Jim Miller
Sage Northcutt
Elias Theodorou
>>63928552
This.
>>63928723
She's as graceful as cholera.
>>63928340
If someone had that much power they would be the most popular fighter in human history.
It's basically the choice between fucking an average high test whore, getting your brains retroactively scrambled, or immortalizing your name forever.
Not much of a choice.
What is your Fight of the Year so far?
Anyone play Weekend Warriors? It's a mobile game. Has anyone played MMA Federation? It has America Top Keks, Tristar and Conors team in it.
>>63925153
Namajunas
Miller
Northkek
Theodorou
Truly the MMA simulation we have been waiting for.
>>63929125
Rory V Lawler
>>63929195
Post more screenshots, I want to see if Andy Slither, Beaster Eater and Chad Sorrenson are Anderson Silva, Brock Lesnar and Chael Sonnen clones respectively
>>63929234
Those graphics are BEYOND IMAGINATION
>>63926796
Chris is such a good dude and an inspiration.
>>63929407
He inspires me to be a religious NEET.
>>63929261
Nah Brock is good ol Brook Laser. You're right on Chad being Chael and Andy being Slither however. Kirk Angel is the middleweight champ of another organization in the mandrama division along side Block Buster (The Rock).
>>63929428
Chris is a motivated world champion, not a NEET.
Just saw the calendar update from November to December and it just dawned me I didn't accomplish a lot of the goals I set out to do this year.
Now I'm depressed, but hey at least UFC 194 card is still in tact!
>>63929498
>'Straight Edge' tattoo across the stomach
Greg will destroy Joseph Mini Aldi come December.
>>63929537
>BJ Dildo
I dont think this semen slurping game is for me
>>63929537
>BJ Dildo
holy fuck this game is GOAT
>>63929498
Oh it's mDickie, should have figured that way earlier lol
>>63928340
Can I switch 3 to her?
>>63925665
>Humble Honda is best Honda.
What do you think Andy Wang is up to these days?
>The man many people credit for keeping mixed martial arts out of New York is going to jail.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9822754/mmas-biggest-opponent-in-new-york-found-guilty-on-federal-corruption
>>63929819
In the triad like I'm Chinatown Wars. Being a warrior. Or being NEET and telling people he beat "the fake ass Joe Rogan on Bellator"
Was he natty btw?
>deluding yourself into thinking that Evinger/Holm isn't the only fight that matters.
>>63929830
papa Dana officially vindicated
>>63929830
BIG SURPRISE
>>63929634
>no pic
Heem yourself you disgusting wastrel
>>63929867
They both look like meth addicts.
>>63929830
Is Silver a jewish last name?
>>63929919
>I don't personally know any meth users, but have watched the final season of breaking bad.
Wow, that's so interesting.
>>63929867
who is that chunky lover and how did she make 135?
>>63929867
To those who haven't seen it, Tonya Evinger vs Irene Aldana is a great fight and I recommend tracking it down via Fitepass or google.
>>63929939
A belly full of cum and a sip of the good old rum
>>63929939
I actually don't know what fight that is taken from, but it's probably at feather.
>>63929927
>Background and education
>An Orthodox Jew whose parents were Russian immigrants, [Sheldon] Silver has lived all his life on Manhattan's Lower East Side. He graduated from the Rabbi Jacob Joseph High School on Manhattan's Henry Street, where he was captain of the basketball team.[2] Silver graduated from Yeshiva University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1965
>>63929867
Is this that fight where the soccer mom gets knocked out in the first five seconds?
>>63929979
There are lots of fights where a soccer mom/dad gets knocked out in five seconds.
>>63925153
all these predicts, no weigh in yet.
for shame,
>>63929125
The best were Lawler/MacDonald and Arlovski/Browne, but my favorite was Weidman/Belfort.
>>63925153
Paige VanZant
Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt
Elias Theodorou
>>63929830
Hitler was right.
>>63929125
obligatory
>>63930071
Even seeing the end of the round was like "Holy fuck this is actually happening"
also anyone who says they weren't biting their nails when Ronda had Holm's back is probably a silly billy
>>63929125
Ronda vs. Holm BY FAR!
>>63930071
>>63930090
>>63930096
Agree'd
And objectively correct.
>>63930090
I thought Ronda was going to finish her when that happened. I jumped out of my chair when she got out of it though.
>>63925153
>when nobody has picked Cody Pfister
>>63930157
putting in a second pick a bit later with him just in case
UFC 194 is literally less than 2 weeks away. Seriously. No kidding.
>>63930170
Being on the ground for that long must seem like an eternity for Aldo.
>>63930170
Okay, I'm starting to freak out now.
>>63925153
Namajunas
Chiesa
Northcutt
Theodorou
>>63930001
What does a soccer dad look like? Are they the fit older fellas or the chubby older alcoholic looking fellas?
>http://strawpoll.me/6148340
>http://strawpoll.me/6148340
>http://strawpoll.me/6148340
>>63930395
>not a NEET
>lying on an Asian Animation message board
>>63930395
>expecting me to find a job in this economy
>>63930451
>>63930441
>Not being a NEET in 2015
I mean... COME ON!
>>63930384
>What does a soccer dad look like?
>>63930473
Reminder that Sean O'Haire replaced an injured Hunto in this fight and consequently we missed out on what would have been a fucking amazing fight.
>>63930473
A true American hero.
I can't be beaten on the UFC game. Tell me why I should kill myself?
What's the better fight going to be?
Aldo / McGregor
or
Weidman / Rockhold
>>63930701
Weidman vs Rockhold probably.
Much like Robbie vs Rory was better than Mendes vs McGreggs
>>63930701
Hard to say because Rockhold will bring the fight to Weidman in what's bound to be an awesome way but Aldo/McGregor will be so heated and those styles clashing will make for a fucking amazing fight
>>63930660
kill yourself december 13th m8, nothing to live for after the ultimate nights of heems, dreams and memes
>>63930441
>being broke
>unironically not having any fucking scrill
How do you faggots do it? Like for real how do you go day after day being totally okay with the fact you dont have the means to do shit?
>>63930451
>needing a 'job' to make money
Its called not being a lazy shit for brains
>>63930749
GOAT UFC events through till mid January(?). I'll kill myself after that.
>>63930758
>NEET means you're broke
Wagekucks. Never change.
>>63925665
>dat Holly shoulder
>so shredded
>so sexy
>>63930749
>blazeddog.jpg
Not sure if troll.
That's obviously a fucking black bear.
>>63930774
Living off of your parents doesnt count you degenerate filth
>>63930789
>Living off of your parents
My sides. How can one act superior yet not know how to be a wealthy NEET.
Seriously. Wagekucks will never change.
>>63930787
Oh man now that I actually open the pic that's a fucking terrifying thougt, imagine knowing there's a fucking bear outside your door.
And they say our animals are scary.
>>63930758
>I don't know about section 8
>I don't know how to get a place in an upper middle class neighborhood paid for my by the government
>#AUTISMBUCKS
I'm not even black or hispandex. Kek.
How do I get NEETbux?
who lives in san diego and wants to split an order of carne asada fries?
>>63925153
Rose
Miller
Sage goes in all fields
Santos
>>63930749
>blazeddog.jpg
>dog
kek
>>63930787
i don't know dude it could be a dog
I work in retail with no aspirations in life. Do I kill myself now?
>Retail kek
>£25k/yr
I can't take this anymore
>>63930868
Benefits lad. It's incredibly easy to get wrote up for various mental illnesses.
i'd fucking heem you irl kid
yeah you, the fag reading this post
what the fuck is up? come get a piece bitch
>>63930868
wait till next year. some good fights coming up
>>63930851
nobody wants half of my carne asada fries? seriously?
>>63930897
*hands gi respectfully towards you* cmon bro lets do this! i wanna see you roll!
>>63930864
sarcasm? that's a black bear, like >>63930787
said.
>>63930938
i just think it's an honest mistake. it looks a lot like a bear especially if you're really high
>>63930897
get in my guard breh
>>63930938
He looks nice.
>>63930932
> cold, soggy and past their prime
just like yer mum
>>63930897
Shut the fuck up. I'm 6'4, 222 and played baseball in high school. I powerlift too. I'd beat your fucking ass and shove the bat and the balls up your ass. Pic related it's me. And I'll be making this exact face when you're looking up at me on your knees.
>>63930969
He'll tear you limb from limb if you cross him in the woods, then he'll heem your carcass.
>>63930972
they won't be cold i haven't even ordered yet. i'm high enough to be hungry but not high enough to stop looking at this thread and put pants on. i can't tell when you guys are being mean to me on here sometimes
When did you realise your life was going nowhere?
>>63931011
The minute I posted on /heem/
>>63930991
I dont know where to get carne asada fries in Canada ;_;
Could you take Ashton Kutcher?
>>63925153
Rose RNC 2nd
Chiesa Dec
Pfister Dec
Elias TKO 2nd
Rewatching 183 - everyone harping about the split is smoking as mutch base as that judge. And good luck to anyone who wants to get in my girl Holly's range, step up to get put down.
>>63931128
Susan is that you?
Anyone here play Town of Salem?
>>63931214
fuck off
>>63925153
Mrs. Barry
Chiesa
Sage
Elias
>>63931023
you guys got some pretty crazy poutine though. canada's shit-on-fries game is strong
>>63931224
Confirmed Jest.
>>63931232
she cleans up REALLY nicely
>>63930384
Soccer dad or mom isn't a body type - just a skill level.
>>63931475
such a qt.
>dem legs
>>63931504
Oh lord
>>63925153
Rose
Miller
Sage
Elias
>>63930395
Do I classify as a NEET?
>Jobs extremely hard to get in my area
>Pad my CV by volunteering
>Hand out job applications everyday
>Currently live with parents because I have no source of income
I don't laze around all day and I make myself useful where I can. Am I still a NEET or?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYbsOxTudhg
New Gina carano flick coming soon.
Has Dustin and Joe really been put on early prelims for UFC 195?
>>63931579
looks sick desu
TYBMCG
>>63931586
195 is the vicious heeming card, if you have an opponent who grapples shun him to the depths of the undercard. it's duffy's fualt for winning via sub.
tumenov, conditt, lawler
![hr_In_the_Heart_of_the_Sea_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DJJy8vZ.jpg "hr In the Heart of the Sea 1[1]")
>>63931579
Yeah she's even on the poster
>>63931605
He's definitely gay.
>>63931596
Fuck yes it does you know our girl gina only does it right.
>>63931616
Stop talking like a black
Fuck off yank
>>63931610
Sorry what? ... ...
Are you retarded?
>>63931630
How do you know he's not black like me?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_biPEdthlk
GET HYPE
>>63931630
I'm speaking like an american.
is there anything worse than fake bellator beefs?
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/kimbo-slice-bellator-149-opponent-dada-5000-stole-my-image-stole-my-look
Could Rockhold actually submit Weedman?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oMOrY1vnk8
>>63931657
She is still not thick enough
>>63931605
I don't like tattoos that much, but goddamn he has some nice ones
>>63931681
He literally jacked them from a male model, and his look way worse.
Just bought tickets for UFC London lids :)
are there any male divisions sub 125?
>>63931689
Who? Which ones?
>>63931689
>literally jacked
He stole tattoos at gunpoint?
>>63931699
All of them, even some you can't see here.
>>63931699
Josh Mario John
Bisping vs Mousasi announced :)
>>63931727
funny thing is it's the exact fight moose called after winning against hall, little did he know how the circle of those 2 fights would turn out
>>63931707
Not even close
>>63925153
Namajunas by DEC
Miller by DEC
Northcutt by spinning meme shit
Theodorou by KO
>>63931690
Where rasheed? And how much
>>63931707
But, those aren't the same. The placement is, but they really aren't close besides the tiger placement.
The gorilla on mcgregor is the same Japanese yakuza style as the tiger on the model, the one on mcGregors arm is some nigga with a top hat on/a dagger, and the tiger on mcgregor is more true to life.
But, what does it matter if they are close anyways
>>63931757
about £165 per ticket, block 111
>all these racist newcracks
>>63931771
Christ on a bike, I paid 250 for ufc189 and thought that was a bit much.
>>63931793
thats a good price desu, did you get nosebleed seats though? I try to go to most european events lately so 165 is not bad considering its like 6 hours long and is pretty much a day out.
>>63931804
Yeah shite ones, didn't really make a difference though. Any names mentioned for ufc london?
>>63931900
yeah i presume that just being a 189 was pretty great in itself.
Bisping vs Mousasi
Parke vs Khabilov
Wilkinson vs Amirkhani
thats the announced fights
Pickett is also likely to be on the card
Read somewhere that apparently Bisping said that there will be 3 big fights on the card ( 1 being the main event). So hopefully Gus vs Glover and Manuwa vs OSP
>>63931936
don't forget the rumbling of tom breese
shit if cowboy wins maybe he will fight tony fergusson for the belt on that card.
>>63925153
Namajunas
Miller
Northcutt
Theodorou
Just a quick heeminder to keep it nice, flowy and playful in here, lads
>miss your spinning memekick
>still stuff your opponent's takedown
>>63925153
Memezant
Thriller
Christfag
Theoliterallywho
>>63925153
Rose
Chiesa
Northcutt
Theodorou
>tfw Bas Rutten never became an elite coach
>>63932197
he trained ludwig,
but yes, i want bas in the corner, it'd be glorious
Event: UFC 194: "Aldo vs. McGregor"
Date: Sat., Dec. 12, 2015, on pay-per-view (PPV)
Location: MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada
UFC 194 PPV Main Event:
145 lbs. UFC Featherweight Champion Jose Aldo vs. Interim 145-Pound Titleholder Conor McGregor
UFC 194 PPV Co-Main Event:
185 lbs.: UFC Middleweight Champion Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
UFC 194 PPV Main Card (10 p.m. ET):
185 lbs.: Yoel Romero vs. Ronaldo Souza
170 lbs.: Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
145 lbs.: Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
UFC 194 "Prelims" on FOX Sports 1 (8 p.m. ET):
135 lbs.: Urijah Faber vs. Frankie Saenz
115 lbs.: Tecia Torres vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger
170 lbs.: Warlley Alves vs. Colby Covington
155 lbs.: Kevin Lee vs. Leonardo Santos
UFC 194 "Prelims" on UFC Fight Pass (6:30 p.m. ET):
155 lbs.: Magomed Mustafaev vs. Joe Proctor
155 lbs.: John Makdessi vs. Yancy Medeiros
170 lbs.: Marcio Alexandre Jr. vs. Court McGee
>>63931515
I always read these in your voice
>>63925153
Rose
Chiesa
Sage
Theodorou
tfw people don't realize that picking Pfister causes a genie to appear and grant you three wishes.
>>63932226
>pick Pfister
>genie appears and offers 3 wishes
>first wish change pick to Northcutt
>????
>profit
When is she moving up in the weight class?
>>63925687
Second last should switch place with the middle one
Bisping vs Mousasi might actually not be the main event
>>63932345
What an awful, awful fight for Bisping
>>63932354
If its 3 round I reckon Bisping can outpoint him especially if Mousasi is unable to take him down (Bisping TDD is pretty good) by staying more active
>>63932362
lol even Mousasi on a bad day couldn't lose to Bisping in his prime
>>63932236
Lmao, and excellent use of an og meme.
>>63932368
Mousasi on a bad day is tentative and has pretty low output
>>63925153
PVZ
Miller
Sage
Theodorou
>>63932383
I almost wrote a serious reply but really cba to further engage in a discussion about how Bisping has a hope in hell of beating Moose
>>63932389
Ok, I think you are overrating Mousasi here, I think that he will win and will be the rightful betting favourite. However, I don't see him holding Bisping down for long (if he does take him down) and thus it will be mainly a stand up fight. Sometimes Mousasi tends to have low out put and therefore there is a chance that he drops a decisions to the more active Bisping (add the home judging to the equation).
What have I said wrong?
if you make your kick like a whip you can kick ANY man
>tfw there's no one at work who can promote me and change my bum loife
>>63932483
;_;
Just came here to say...
SEXYAMA GOT ROBBED!
That is all.
Post yfw Luke Champion
I'm not sure how it works but does anyone know the offer code for the ufc fight club pre-sale? trying to get tickets to London
Claim ur MMA waifu
So you wanna be a fucking choir boy?
>>63932682
or wanna be fucking a choir boy?
https://twitter.com/ChrisWeidmanUFC/status/671528699766939648
wew
>>63932722
ronda would beat him in a boxing match
http://www.the42.ie/john-kavanagh-column-30-november-2015-2470773-Nov2015/?utm_source=shortlink
really... Kavanagh can't possibly be this delusional can he? The whole thing is bad enough I am specifically talking about the training parts though
>>63932765
>Who /OVERHYPED/ here?
Man, one side of me wants there to be a shake up in the division with a Conor win, but the other side just wants Aldo to retain, embarrass Conor and go back to Brazil a fucking millionaire.
I'm still thinking over my prediction for this and I can't wait for fight week.
>>63930395
How can you be a NEET and live without friends or family? Unless you won the lottery, own your own business or have a trust fund.
>>63932799
I think the only thing better than Aldo humiliating him is Conor getting slept at Croke park
wake up Jose. It's all over.
ALDO?
>>63932815
>conor's dreams
>>63932815
>>63932815
White belt on the ground
Non-existent wrestling
Meme kicks that will be nullified by Aldo's leg kicks
It's over for you Irish boy.
>>63932610
Yeah lad I have a sun + code for tomorrow if you want
You are unamerican if you are not supporting Frankie and Weidman during their fights
Chad Mini Mendes
>>63925153
VanZant
Chiesa ?!?
Sage D Mage
Elias ?!?
>>63926447
>no healthy Brock who actually learned to fight
>>63933026
>new
can someone help me out on how to use the ufctv_cli.py script?
do I need to edit the script itself?
what is the correct syntax to load a video?
>>63933058
Yeah I'm dumb
>>63933083
don't think they've done it with anyone else but that specific video was released for 179
>>63933089
shouldn't have deleted it desu, was a good video
>>63925153
That's a lot of FightFans
>>63933096
Yeah I realized after I posted that. I was wondering why Chad had such a light beard.
didn't mean to delete the original link just my response
https://youtu.be/6ySXT7SPSsc
I think it's only fair that predictionbro either takes predictions for 194 at a reasonable hour that suits both the Americas and EU, or gives ample warning and a specified time
>>63933137
Disagreed.
>>63926447
>No Overreem in full roid mode.
>>63933154
if I'm not left column for 194 I will heem the entire card with my al'iikhwa
>>63933137
>>63933175
It won't matter because no one ever predicts these tings right. Even when some morons admitted to making multiple picks.
>>63933175
I'm getting first. I predict deez tings.
>>63933183
That was a prank.
>>63933183
It's a meme you dip.
>>63933196
I'm sure it is you little twerp
>>63933183
>he's never predicted a card correctly
>>63932549
nope
>>63933208
I predicted UFC 192 and Vitor vs. Henderson correctly :-D
>>63933183
Americans being correct means pretty much nothing desu
>>63925153
>Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Rose
>Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Millers
>Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Sister Pfister
>Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
Santos
>>63933239
Just like Gus fighting a black man is a guaranteed loss eh?
anyone else doing /nbfpd/(nothing but Fight Pass December)?
>>63933253
wrong. It's just when he's up against african-americans.
>>63933259
Hopefully we get a Dana white countdown to Christmas again this year
>>63933220
I've gotten mendes vs lamas and 186
Printed out my predictions for my mom and she put them on the fridge.
>>63933276
>ea ufc glitches
>>63925153
>PVZ
>Chiesa
>Northkek
>Theodorou
>>63933219
YES.
![2lt53r4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JTGwOwC.jpg "2lt53r4[1]")
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nUxxIxU.jpg "maxresdefault[3]")
![7be1ZbRW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6NfI9AH.png "7be1ZbRW[1]")
![c-mcgreg1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WywZTja.jpg "c-mcgreg1[1]")
![ufc_1426[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/08m2e9i.jpg "ufc 1426[1]")
