what body would you rather have?
>>24647823
I want to be the one on the left and get raped by the one on the right.
>>24647823
want left.
have right.
Right so I can easily rape
>>24647823
right, cut down and you have a pretty good physique
>>24647823
The second because he's an MMA fighter and probably has an enormous dick.
Though the first would be better for snuggling up to fat women which is my degenerate fetish.
>>24647823
Chico
Right
If you pick left, congrats you are a fag
>>24647868
right is the literally the best fighter of all time
Right, so I can be the GOAT MMA fight
A plus if I get Fedor's dreamy eyes as well
>>24647868
Left actually has a pretty big dick
Fat guy he's well fed and I'm always hungry and skinny
right is pretty much my current body type except a little fatter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkEvnQ1yAA8
>>24647823
left. i think it would feel really good to look like that. as in, not just confidence, but physically he must just feel great. healthy, quick, and quite strong.
>>24648145
>quick
>quite strong
lel, he has less muscles than a 5 year old girl
>>24647823
I have right and wouldn't really want to change. I'm fine with my body.
>>24648163
That's obviously not the case you jealous retard.
I'd like to look like Vin Diesel does now but can't bring myself to eat, big bellies are sexy
>>24647892
I pick left because I've never even been chubby in my entire life. And you think I wanna look like right? No fucking thanks you
While no one above the age of 16 should be as skinny as left, right just seems to have a bad figure and is less aesthetic in this example
Both are great body types to be honest. I'd be happy with either but I think the one on the right is slightly better.
Who is that semen demon on the right
>>24648250
Like this I mean
>>24647823
depends. does my face change?
probably left if i became a cute femboy and bear-mode if i have to keep my current appearance
I hope girls like the right body, that's pretty much me. I want a cute little girl to call me daddy and rub my stomach ;_;
>>24648163
>lel, he has less muscles than a 5 year old girl
Compared to an average couch potato guy he's pretty strong. No match for right, sure, but way better than average plus has good face asthetics
>>24647823
why would I want to be a disgusting twink
100% right
>>24648324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0h9U4murAQ&t=1m0s
>>24648042
Sauce? When was this proved?
Right so I could get into MMA and make money
Fedor is a fucking monster
>>24648393
forward a minute in for it to get gud
left in my honest opinion
clothes would fit and look better on me
>>24648411
>implying you'd be a pro MMA fighter just because you had his body type or his strength and not without nearly a lifetime of martial arts and fighting training
the big guy
Right but I'd want to go on a cut too
>>24647892
And if you pick right you are niggerish or redneck
>>24648235
>>24648385
he just has low % bf you retards.
I guarantee if you fatasses suddenly lost all your BF you'd look better and be stronger than him
Left every time, the right is a sweaty monster. I feel like he is the type of Redditor who humble brags about moments where he stoicly stood up to an aggressive guy.
>>24647823
I already have the one on the left.
>>24648235
Awww, did I hurt your twink feelings? The guy has a horrible body, something only fags and little girls would like
>>24648111
trips fedor
the left is francisco lachowski my favorite boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ja2SesyLdM
>>24648687
hah queer
low test shit, not reproduce potential
All these weaklings think they have Fedor's body. Probably weaker than left and more massive than right.
>>24649164
this is undoubtedly true
>fat couch potatoe on 4chan who only eats mcdonalds
>yeah, I'm definitely stronger than that guy on the left
>>24648111
Holy shit this guys is a SAVAGE. I mean the way he fucking lunges and smashes his fist into his opponents' faces. Man, this is what MMA should be like.
> as if having his body would give you his fighting skill
> Not wanting to have a body girls find attractive and get laid
>I tip my fedor to you
>>24647823
left. I would rather be pretty and handsome than large and strong. I have no practical use for the strength and the guy on the left already has a good level of fitness in which to build on.
I doubt the guy on the left could bench more than 60kg, but even that's decent enough for how lean he is.
Right type for me all the way- way more attractive in manly way and more stronger.
Need more body hair though
>>24648111
he is aggressive
>>24648370
L
O
N
D
O
N
Seriously tho I really dig it but it is not a common type to like
>>24648411
10 years ago maybe
>>24649815
he puts everything into the fights he has. I get emotional watching fedor highlights because he's such an underdog yet always manages to win through grit and pure determination.
>The guy's saying the slim dude must be weak shit
Really?
>>24649899
they don't understand shit. they have probably never even stepped into a gym before and know nothing about Central nervous system conditioning (strength training) or the concept of power (strength x speed) You can be fucking powerful yet still be light and lean. You can condition muscle to be extremely strong yet compact.
I'm not saying the guy on the left is a great fighter, I'm just saying that he doesn't look weak by any means.
>>24649085
underr8d bost :DDD
>>24649742
you're kidding right?
I'm 5'8/173cm and 130lbs/59kg and I can bench 135 lbs for 10 reps. I assure you I'm so skinnyfat even anderson silva looks more muscular than me. and you think that guy is weaker than me? Are you crazy?
>>24647823
Right, only with less muscle and more fat. Then more and more fat...
>>24647856
You do not have right, you're just fat
I pick left cause he's taller by 3 inches.
>>24647823
Obviously the left
>>24649993
Actually, I changed my mind. I want left to start with, then I can eat my way to having the body of right, and then go beyond that.
>>24649992
no, I'm not crazy, sir. I was just speculating.
>>24647823
Left is otter mode enough to be attractive to most women. Right is only attractive to a few women.
>>24650087
>Right is only attractive to a few women.
I dunno, I think you'd be surprised.
tbqhwy i would fug the right
right is a fat neckbeard with no conditioning
left would demolish him with his superior speed
If you don't pick left you're a huge faggot
Left makes teenage girls soak their panties
I'd love to spend my life fucking prime teen pussy and the guy on the left was born lucky enough to do that whereas right couldn't even get divorced women with kids he would have to pay a hooker
>>24647823
Who is the guy on the left?
>>24650908
Some Polish model, funny thing is most Slavs look a lot more like the right, fat and bald and ugly
>>24651066
He's Brazillian.
>>24647823
I would be the one on the right and rape the one on the left.
>>24651066
>fat and bald and ugly
you're fucking oozing jealousy m8
>>24651910
>literally wanting to be the fat ugly bald guy in a rape scene
jesus christ
>>24650010
Right is also just fat though. He doesnt even look builtfat
>>24653063
at 5'11 he better be strong if he wants to dominate the heavyweight division for 10 years. Going up against roid monsters and everything in Pride
>>24651066
Gentle reminder that this guy could fucking kill you with his bare hands then fuck your bitch on your still warm corpse, cum in her and continue his strong slavic bloodline while your weak genes died out.
Bitches like the guy on the left when they're on the pill, but when it comes time to be bred? They want the guy on the right. It's scientifically shown that women favor scrawny men when they're either pregnant or on birth control pills which simulate pregnancy, while when they are at their most fertile time they prefer the biggest, strongest brute they can find.
want left
want to get fucked by right
>>24649774
Tfw skinny hair skeleton
>>24647823
RIGHT >
if dudes think you could beat them up, you get respect
respect gets you pussy and a ticket to do whatever you want
its as simple as that, it always has been
left is just a twink cuccboi, you must be <17 to choose that, or you never leave the house
>>24653826
Life isn't an anime, beating people up just makes you a gimmick among your friends
>>24647823
right all the way
for those who dont know whos the guy on the right hes fedor emelianenko, one of the greatest fighters
>>24647823
>mfw im like the guy in the left, but in bear-mode as right
>mfw lifting just makes me bigger and bigger
>mfw its literally imposible for me to cutting
just let me lick my honey niggers
>>24647823
One on the right.
He can defend himself better.
He can eat more food.
And he can fuck bitches harder.
>be a skinny, weak faggot or a strong man?
right is the only rational choice
>>24649130
>fat butthurt virgin detected
>>24647823
between those two?
The skinny one mostly because he has an attractive face.
real life?
somewhere between so I guess id stick to what I got.
I honestly would not like being skinny. I am very accustomed to having large mass which is ideal for my line of work. I am losing weight though, quite successfully. So effective that I've reduced my workouts and only been focusing on strength training much more because I do not have the money to buy a new wardrobe. I've reached the last notch of my belt and most of my shirts are getting kinda loose. It's a good problem to have but it's still a problem. I just hope I don't allow myself to relapse. I've never had this much progress before.
Left desu senpai.
Pic is me. Basically in that range.
Left desu, I've always wanted to be ottermode, I could dress a lot more effeminate and get away with it.
I prefer the look of left, but really the body I'd most like to have is the one that looks best without me doing any work to maintain it
>>24647823
I want bear mode which neither are.
>>24647823
the twink.
checkem
>>24648514
u^4
>>24655193
>self
nice try kek boi
I have a similar body to the guy on the right, only slightly more more muscular. Aiming for this though.
>>24655430
can we see please anon
>>24647823
Left obviously.
>attractive
>effay
>skinnyfit
>pussy magnet
right looks absolutely disgusting and I have no need to get in fights.
>>24655430
I guarantee you look nowhere near like fedor
maybe you have his weight but not his muscle lmao
>>24655430
how does someone get a body like this?
>>24655673
what muscles lmao, all I see is fat and baldness
>>24655740
by being a homosexual russian
you're born with mental illness, so
>>24655596
This desu, I wish I knew the name of the semen demon on the left
>>24655329
I could time stamp, but I've posted here before and feel like most bots know that's me.
But, um, I suppose that's an indirect compliment towards my body, which is nice, but not particularly remarkable. So thanks.
>>24655744
> what muscles
>>24655430
> having your goal body be one of the strongest men in the world
anon I have some bad news for you
>>24647823
The left, I've always been built like that and I wouldn't give it up just to be sting and ugly
>>24655984
>wanting to look like a deformed fat whale
>>24656113
Strong*
>>24656113
same here dude
>>24649259
Even if that's true, they probably would be stronger by virtue of having so much mass. Unless they're literally scooter landwhales
The less gay one. I like MMA fighters because they really go after the big W, but how they roll around on the ground so much just doesn't seem professional.
>>24650222
I do MMA in addition to crab McGraw
W-will you be my gf?
>>24657445
fat can't contract
it has no lifting power
>>24647823
>Hot twink with thick hair and toned body
>fat and bald
Gee, thats a hard pick. How bout the one I won't be in twenty years?
>>24658052
I see you haven't read the thread
>>24657933
Doesn't matter, some guy who's built and 25 pounds overweight will have an easier time cutting that weight.
As opposed to the manchild who could take years to add on 50 pounds of muscle.
>>24658069
What am I missing? Sure, right is strong, but he also has that layer of fat. I don't want that.
>>24658133
You do realize that it would probably take less than a year to cut to a single digit BF% with Fedor's body with insignificant muscle mass being lost, meanwhile, it would take several fucking years for the twink on the left to gain as much muscle as Fedor, right?
>layer of fat
>eat less calories than you burn, which is a lot when you're built like a moutain
>layer of spray tan, ottermode
>thousands of hours of lifiting necessary to have Fedor's muscle mass
You're LITERALLY so superficial, you cant even process the thought that under that layer of fat, theres a fuckton of muscle mass.
>>24658072
first you say fat people are stronger
now you say fat people can get stronger faster
changing goal posts
>>24658276
But I don't want big muscles. Simple as that. I wanna be a cute twink with nice hair.
>>24655740
Deadlift a lot
Eat a lot
>24658577
Why? Fedor could get hair transplants and have Milo's hair, it's just that he doesn't care. Also, do you fear the likely scenario of you and your fellow cute twinks with nice hair dying a very painful death thanks to the cultural enrichment by the religion of peace? I'm asking seriously.
>>24658900
Fedor still has a very masculine face, which I'm not interested in. I want soft boyish features. I also don't understand the "religion of peace" thing. Please elaborate.
>>24647823
I'd rather have a woman's body.
>>24658958
>I also don't understand the "religion of peace" thing. Please elaborate.
>gays
>getting
>thrown
>off
>of
>towers
>that
>could
>be
>you
>next
Your sexual orientation is a death sentence in the eyes of some people, and, "those people" are soon going to be your neighbor, or maybe even your flatmate.
>>24659214
I'm not a limp wristed faggot who can't fight for myself. I also don't live in the deep south, so that likely won't happen to begin with.
>>24659257
How can you be a "cute twink" and yet, not a limp wristed faggot? It's going to take a lot more then just knowing how to fight when you'll be outnumbered.
>I also don't live in the deep south
Those guys are nothing compared to what I'm talking about.
>>24659257
>I'm not a limp wristed faggot who can't fight for myself.
Won't help you when there is a mob of them.
>>24658969
kill yourself bl0cxaxokcakjh
>>24658900
>milo
Is that the name if the twink guy, what's his last name
>>24659545
@nero on twatter
>>24648163
shitty troll desu, bet you're 15 years old as well
>>24660337
If it's shitty, why respond? Especially when two anons have already called out that shitpost.Thanks for the pic, though.
>>24658052
There's nothing wrong with being bald as long as you can pull it off.
>>24647823
>ITT: people thinking left is skinny
He's between ottermode and athletic. He's literally what almost all women want and he has well above average muscle mass. You guys must be Amerifats if you think left is skinny. His arms are probably bigger than yours with less than 10% of the fat on them that you have. Jesus fuck, you guys are delusional.
Right would kick his ass but he's known for being a fat but amazing fighter, as if people are like "how, he looks like shit but he can fight like a beast." And that is what people think. People think he looks like shit.
The delusion here is as real as SJWs crying about MuH CURRvesesess! REall men wanT TEehem ND teeyreer Gud FOR LuVV N CUddlES!
Well, this is me, so I'd choose left. Wouldn't be that dramatic of a change. I'd look better though.
>>24660776
Fucking search a /fit/ archive for posts with "ottermode" and a picture attached, and then compare those pics to this dude. For sure he looks better than the average man or the average robot, but he has the body of your average skinny non-athletic "100 pushups a day keeps the fat gut away" teenage body.
