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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call starting soon: https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
>UFC disputes JBJ's account surrounding his title and suspension
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/30/9817780/ufc-responds-to-100-inaccurate-statement-from-jon-jones
>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
>Sapp vs Akebono II booked for Rizin (12/29)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/28/9806740/rizin-signs-sapp-vs-akebono-rematch-for-its-debut
'Focus: UFC 193 edition': https://youtu.be/hpjKbveh5yY
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/ArepRp73vHw
Legal free fights
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
Schaub
Schaub
1st for Saul Rodgers
![1448852794914[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KedvLwU.png "1448852794914[1].png")
4th for Dana is Kill
lads the entire reebok.com store is 50% off today. Use code CYBER on checkout.
But hurry if you want a Chris Weidman shirt. His products are experiencing "high demand"
>>63921385
>>63921451
He's a 10/10. Solid in every way. I wish I could let my girlfriend fuck him.
>>63921432
>>63921413
Even funnier to remember it was Lellenberger who did this to him.
Saul Rodgers
who /ufclondon/ here
who is the curviest female ufc fighter?
>>63921498
for a sec I thought it said; who /ufcgoon/ here
the pic was matching at least
>>63921475
There's the WebM
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XKVVCVv.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
What's your favorite Joe Rogan/ Mike Goldberg line(s)?
>OHHHH!
>HE'S SO WOBBLY!
>JUST. LIKE. THAT!
>>63921501
>>63921527
>LOOK AT THE WAY HIS BBC SLIPS IN AND OUT OF HER TIGHT WHITE PUSSY
- Joe Rogan watching his wife get fucked by Tyrone
>>63921527
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
Don't know how he comes up with these moments of brilliance desu
>>63921527
HE/SHE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT X
>>63921527
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
![cavill-carano-18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R0hyyR4.jpg "cavill-carano-18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-02[1].jpg")
>>63921501
>>63921534
female
>>63921527
Aaron Simpson is the 30-something Randy Couture of the 40-something crowd.
>>63921501
who's the curviest male?
>>63921527
>That guillotine is tight Mike ! and...He's out.
My fav Joe Rogan line
>>63921527
MYTHICAL CREATURE!
IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR™
>>63921527
HERE WE GO
>>63921549
Why are men so much better looking than women?
>>63921527
REE OH DAY DJINN AIRO
>>63921557
didnt realise that you were a faggot
>>63921527
EVERYONE'S MOVING TO METRO
>>63921477
let's be real, you don't have a gf
>>63921527
YOHANNA YO AY O YEH YO CHECK
>>63921557
Roy.
>>63921549
mirin cavill's chin
>>63921573
this
>>63921557
see my question was just going to be curviest ufc fighter but I thought everyone would reply with Roy Nelson
Randa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkf0n9LFfE4&feature=share
>>63921527
BARRAGE OF PUNCHES
RIGHT ON THE BUTTON
[fighter] IS A DESTROYER
>>63921527
>THERES THAT OBLIQUE KICK
>OHHHH HE'S HURT
>LOOKING TO FINISH!
>EVERYTHING ELSE IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL
>>63921527
MULTIPLE TIME
>>63921477
Oy veeey that nose
>>63921466
Stop posting the cancer one. She doesn't deserve to be there.
>>63921637
>she doesn't deserve to be there
Bethe please go
>>63921583
Nah. If I did though, oh boy. I'd let Saul run wild on her.
>tfw no one to be my sparring partner
>>63921527
>Nick Diaz SWAM back from Alcatraz in
>SHARK
>INFESTED
>WATERS
>>63921501
>>63921637
You absolutely SUCK.
Best seats to get lads? I'm thinking A2, B1 and C2 if I can get close enough to the cage and if not 102 and 111
>>63921534
>>63921549
>>63921653
Bellator has the goat curvy broad
>>63921653
>that Miesha
Wouldn't mind holding her hand tbph
>>63921645
MMA fan since october 2015 pls go
>>63921646
It's okay Ahmed, you won't get stoned for coming out of the closet in Britannia.
>>63921671
145 division?
>>63921686
170 lad, she is 6-0 too
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Jozette-Cotton-102295
>>63921680
Ronda was the biggest star in company history. Deal with it nostalgiafag. She was a bigger draw than JBJ that's for sure.
>>63921686
170 iirc
>>63921680
>It's okay Ahmed, you won't get stoned for coming out of the closet in Britannia.
Yes I will.
>>63921692
>>63921696
Bellator has a 170lb women's division?
>>63921692
http://www.sherdog.com/events/Disorderly-Conduct-11-Football-and-Fights-24619
>>63921694
Ok Joe
>>63921709
don't think they've had any 170lb womens fights since then desu
>>63921709
No it's 145
>>63921668
prices been announced?
>>63921727
>I was only pretending
>>63921734
keep up
>>63921723
You seem to be having trouble grasping a simple concept.
>>63921466
Conor is going to win anyway.
>>63921734
i think £165 for the highest price category
>>63921759
always wondered... is that Bradley Cooper behind Anderson?
Remember how Dana always says they never matchmake after a fight and always wait at least a day and then released Rousey vs McMann posters while Tate was sat at the press conference lmao
![8728746_orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bSgK12t.jpg "8728746_orig[1].jpg")
How do we save Machida, lads? ;_;
>>63921932
>37
He's donezo
>>63921932
Retirement
>>63921932
by telling him to retire
>>63921527
HE TAGGED HIM
Updated
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>Struve
>a real fighter
Why did people ever believe in him?
>>63921951
Cause he's a lanklet so that must mean he's good.
>>63921950
where are the PVZ vs Rose predictions senpai?
>>63921976
>fight pass cards
>>63921939
>>63921946
>>63921948
LADS
>>63921950
>tfw you see all the usual posters
>>63921992
>>63921992
>tfw the Machida era lasted for exactly one fight
>>63921992
>>63922014
>>63922028
Karate will never die ;_;
>>63922040
you left the team yet?
>>63922053
That would be a silly thing to do.
>>63922053
>not joining the team
>>63922073
Forgot my pic
>>63922073
10 days to leave the team, you've been warned
>>63922084
after Dec 12th the team becomes the meme and anyone on it shall be ridiculed
Who /wideman/ here
>>63921950
Thanks for all that you do predictionbro
Apparently UFC London so far has:
Amirkhani vs Wilkinson
Pickett vs Perez
Khabilov vs Parke
>>63922096
I'll never leave the team. I hope you'll still be able to believe in Rockhold though after he gets brutally heemd again.
>>63921950
Mendes
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63922138
>Weidman
>Finishing
>>63922136
>Amirkhani
whaaaaaat?
>>63922136
bisping is going to main event it guaranteed
>>63922154
Machida is literally the only person in the UFC he hasn't finished when he was given a full training camp.
>>63922136
I read that Amirkhani left Allstars and currently doesn't have a gym. He doesn't have a lot of choices if he plans on staying in Finland tho.
>glory 26 this weekend
>3 UFC events next week
>>63922167
Bisping said that he is facing a top 10 opponent in London, probably Machida or Mousasi (Whittaker outside chance)
>>63922136
Khabilov vs Parke is going to be a boring as fuck cage hug fight
>>63922206
lellator this weekend too and based Shooto with Bisping on the commentary
>>63922213
I'm thinking Mousasi, who will be motivated to destory Bisping
>>63922213
no more machida please
>>63922227
Why do you day Bisping? I think that was a one time thing and Cruz should be back this weekend unless you know different. They made it seem that way at the end of the last Shooto anyway.
>>63922251
i think I saw an advert during the Korean card which said that Bisping is on commentary, didn't watch the last one with him, does he bring the bants?
>>63922251
>Why do you day Bisping?
>he doesn't have fight pass
>>63922136
When is it taking place?
>>63922312
27th Feb
>>63922181
just read that, apparently he is looking at SBG. Would be pretty meme desu.
>>63922287
I do have fightpass, but on the last Shooto show the other guy (forget his name) that does commentary and Bisping made a reference to somebody a bit shorter than him coming back for commentary next time (this Saturday) which I assumed was Cruz. However, I guess Cruz is probably in his training camp now.
>>63921538
Tyrone Spong?
>>63922327
it literally said about 50 times in the last card that Bisping would be doing it
>>63921950
Mendes - TKO
Ferguson - sub
Lauzon - sub
LaFlare - dec
>>63922181
reason given? Bc they suck? he's too cute for them bearded apes anyway
>>63922214
Parke 'fight' = Guaranteed shit
>>63922321
SBG would be the memest. He has potential, I think he'd do good at Tristar. He needs to leave him mama' bed and do the right thing.
Okay /heem/ let's reach a consensus on who the #1 p4p is.
>>63922401
McGregor
>>63922377
Aparently he had a falling out with someone (singular). That someone "backstabbed" him or something like that.
Its either the coaches or Gus imo. That being said he claims that Allstars are 99% good guys that he likes and respects and bla bla bla.
Its not Backstrom tho. That much is confirmed.
>>63922343
I only caught the end of it last time
>>63922401
I vote for Saul Rodgers.
>>63922401
All time? GSP
Right now? Aldo
>>63922401
Is there really an argument against it being Schaub?
>>63922413
Yeah him and bäckström are tight, they were awkwardly going to the zoo and shit.
>>63922401
All time? Brendan Schaub
Right now? Sage Northcutt
>>63922401
Matt Sera is the GOAT Tbh
>>63922401
What counts for more, longevity at the top, or how dominantly he beats his opponents? Also I guess it's worth mentioning that who he had to beat to get to/stay at the top is important too.
>>63922441
All-time GOATs don't get KO'd by Matt Serra in their prime.
>>63922401
Ronda
>>63922452
There certainly is not a good argument against his claim.
>>63922401
The only correct response is Jon Jones.
>>63922479
He lost to a man that was literally handicapped.
Nice consensus lads
>>63922483
Mazzagatti?
>>63922461
his prime started one day after
>>63922495
I counted the most votes for Schaub.
>>63922460
Who they beat and how dominantly are most important.
And thats why I don't consider GSPs reign to be all that
>>63922509
It's settled then, #1 P4P is Schaub according to /heem/
FrontRowBrian® @FrontRowBrian 10m10 minutes ago
Hearing a lot of rumors about the future of Blackzilains. Doesn't sound positive.
also >>63922181
>>63922377
>>63922413
he's going to sbg
>>63922523
>dominated 3 generations in the toughest weightclass
hmm
even if that wasn't true (which it is) you can just crown GSP by default, the other p4p candidates are a roid head and giga niga who can only beat up old men (or the ones his age are utter trash like Gus)
>>63921950
Fronkie
El Cucuy
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63922540
Struve the new striking coach?
>Based Big John reffing McGregor vs Aldo
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/referee-and-judge-assignments-for-ufc-194-aldo-vs-mcgregor
>>63922575
no more stops from Early Herb
nice
>>63922575
welcome to several hours ago
>>63922562
she's cute but very european looking
I've had another prophetic dream. Last one was Werdum finishing Cain.
Weidman beats Rockhold via UD.
What would you play as your walkout music?
>>63922590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0&t=4m30s
Lads, tomorrow is December 1st. It is good luck for your first words of every month to be "rabbit rabbit". Do your part to save 194. Say "rabbit rabbit" right after midnight.
>>63922612
i had a dream that i was on a sinking pirate ship and couldn't stop talking like Conor
>>63922631
In 19 minutes.
>>63922561
Jones is one hundred times the fighter GSP was
experiencing my post wank suicidal tendancies phamalams.
Help me through
>>63922612
I had a dream that Aldo subbed Conor
>>63922646
please show me your algorithm
>>63922638
still 7 bongs left lad
Someone make a webm of Condit head kicking GSP will ya
>>63922653
nightmare*
>>63922658
His game was more diverse.
>>63922650
stream it
>>63922650
What did you wank to?
>>63922650
Do you jizz on your belly and then just lay there for a bit?
>>63922689
That's so gross.
Is Sexyama the most meme asian fight of all time?
>2-5 in the UFC
remember this?
>>63922681
mandy kay twerking
>>63922689
no, in my hand and with tissues. Made me
wiah i went gym today
>>63922650
You only need to wake up 12 more times to make it to 194.
>>63922698
I get sleepy when I'm done, so I just lay there with jizz on my stomach.
>>63922711
if only
https://youtu.be/MQ1i_GZoLgo
#GOBIG
>>63922712
>not masturbating exclusively to black bucks pounding white girls into orgasmic oblivion
>>63922650
now i'm listening to sad adele songs, not sure i'm gonna make it tbqhwy phamallamas
>>63922715
your'e right. You just saved a life today bruh, put it on your cv
>>63922755
This Amerikek knows what's up.
>>63922700
he beat the supreme faggot known as Jake Shields to be quite honest
>Leave Holly to me.
>>63922729
Please stop you're making me nauseous.
>>63922755
not into dicks in my material,
but whatev you do you
>>63922783
Do you jizz into the toilet or something ya fucking pussy? Come over here and I'll jizz into your toilet ya fucking little twerp
>>63922781
She can't strike to save her life
>>63922781
What's Holly going to do against Miesha's double? It reminds me of 205.
Rumble beats Jones, Jones beats Cormier, Cormier beats Rumble
Miesha beats Holly, Holly beats Ronda, Ronda beats Miesha
>>63922790
all the best porn involves dicks, just become the dick m8
>>63922755
>That girl
>white
>or attractive
That meme about Yuropoors and semen rations has never been more relevant.
These two faggots are literally talking about their cumming habits.
>>63922790
sound a bit repressed there m8
>>63922711
How could I forget?
>>63922810
>Rumble beats Jones
That's a huge bloody implication.
How does Overeem stop this?
>>63922805
You really think I'm just gonna sit here and let you jizz in my toilet?
>>63922810
You got 4/6 correct.
>>63922836
horsemeat
>>63922839
You'll have your ass in the air as I unload my spunk inside your boitoilet
>>63922836
a-are they finally fighting?
>>63922836
He doesn't. Overeem is going to get heemd.
>>63922830
That would really be a puncher's chance fight wouldn't it? I can see Jon Jones using his eyepokes early, and those sharp side kicks to keep Rumble frustrated at distance. A round or two of that and it's a lockeroo for Bones.
anyone else find this fagits smile fucking infuriating?
>>63922836
USADA, ironically
>>63922854
19 days away
Dana has truly made this a magical time of year
>>63922867
I know for a fact I could heem this little twat
>>63922836
JDS has no brain cells left
>>63922825
another psychologist on /heem/
i thought we were all lorry drivers and neets
>>63922867
PROTIP: That's why he does it.
>>63921671
Lol, wasn't that fight embarrassingly awful?
Is this the time we put an end to cursed fights?
Romero vs Jacare
JDS vs Overeem
Aldo vs McGregor
Surely this is a sign that in 2016 we will actually see superfights materialize.
>>63922881
>Lorry Drivers
Who here is a lorry driver? I'm a drivers mate.
>>63922875
why because hes 5'3'' and youre 5'4''? it doesnt work like that m8
who /joanna/ here
>>63922900
>5'4
Allah has blessed me with the height of Gods.
What the fuck is ChromeCast?
>>63922650
Do a Ricardo Lopez for Ronda Lousey.
>>63922895
one of those is getting cancelled due to injury
>>63922924
Darth Lopez mentioned on /HEEM/. We've seen it all now.
>>63921976
He only takes predictions for cards he's personally interested in.
>>63922920
You could google it. But it basically let's you stream Netflix and stuff from phone/tablet to your tv or chrome cast from a computer can be streamed to your tv.
>>63922941
>using googlensa
i guess all my posts filter directly to their servers anyway
>>63922852
You should try, UK. You really should try. I would never let you do that. I wish they could let me over there so I could spit in your face.
>>63922932
This is 4chan after all.
>>63922941
I was expecting a FightPass and Paige Vainzant meme. If I wanted a real answer like that I would have just searched for it.
>>63922810
>What's Holly going to do against Miesha's double?
It's a 5 round fight - takes a lot of lay and pray to decision someone with superior striking and footwork...
>>63922952
>Le NSA meme
The govt. knows a lot about you already. As well as every single "anonymous" post you've ever made on this wretched website.
>>63922974
Should we break out the A3 paper and start brainstorming a meme that covers FightPass / VanZant / ChromeCast? It's gonna be a tough one.
>>63922982
that's literally what i just said
>>63922982
Bro, I'm behind 5 proxies
>tfw put on call for work
>tfw there is a chance I can get paged in the middle of aldo/mcgregor
>>63922996
Actually, it's not "literally" what you just said.
Checkmate.
>>63922982
oh shit they know about my obsession with girls butts
>>63922982
I could literally care less. I have nothing to hide anyway.
If it stops another Paris from happening they can surveil me all they want.
>>63922982
fucking criminals. i wouldn't do that job for a trillion dollars a year.
>>63921950
Franki
Ferguzon
Lauozn
LaFuckMyShitUp
Go!Go!Go!Go!
>>63923011
oh shit.
ATHEISTS BTFO
>>63923021
What about 2 trillion?
>>63923008
well its your own fault for being a wagekek,
Who here has broken bones in their body and are therefore hardmen like me?
I broke my ankle playing divegrass and didnt even cry that much
>>63923051
do they have good welfare in ireland?
>>63923051
Broke my face and didn't even notice it.
>>63922781
10/10 anywhere faggot boy
>>63923055
well i dont qualify for the hoghest amount because im just out of college. most you can get is 180 a week, i get 100e
Will Aldo win?
Will Mamed Khalidov ever sign with the UFC?
He just retained his KSW belt with a 31 second finish.
Or will he just stay with KSW and meme all over their competition?
>>63923069
Hi, my mum's from the future, and she says yes Aldo wins.
>>63923066
That's not bad FOR FREE
>>63923065
Can someone please post the picture of Serbia with his dog?
>>63923069
>flushing money down the toilet
>>63923074
>>63923065
there are two serbias
look at the post times
>>63923080
Watching tranny's argue on chaturbate. Pretty funny desu phamalam
>This post is UFC/MMA related
Does parlayc
>>63923102
link?
>>63923092
Correct.
>>63923113
you guys should hang out
>>63922790
only gay people like porn without dicks in it
>>63923125
They don't seem to get along very well
