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December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call starting soon: https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
>UFC disputes JBJ's account surrounding his title and suspension
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/30/9817780/ufc-responds-to-100-inaccurate-statement-from-jon-jones
>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
>Sapp vs Akebono II booked for Rizin (12/29)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/28/9806740/rizin-signs-sapp-vs-akebono-rematch-for-its-debut
'Focus: UFC 193 edition': https://youtu.be/hpjKbveh5yY
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/ArepRp73vHw
Legal free fights
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
Schaub
Schaub
1st for Saul Rodgers
4th for Dana is Kill
lads the entire reebok.com store is 50% off today. Use code CYBER on checkout.
But hurry if you want a Chris Weidman shirt. His products are experiencing "high demand"
>>63921451
He's a 10/10. Solid in every way. I wish I could let my girlfriend fuck him.
>>63921432
>>63921413
Even funnier to remember it was Lellenberger who did this to him.
Saul Rodgers
who /ufclondon/ here
who is the curviest female ufc fighter?
>>63921498
for a sec I thought it said; who /ufcgoon/ here
the pic was matching at least
>>63921475
There's the WebM
What's your favorite Joe Rogan/ Mike Goldberg line(s)?
>OHHHH!
>HE'S SO WOBBLY!
>JUST. LIKE. THAT!
>>63921527
>LOOK AT THE WAY HIS BBC SLIPS IN AND OUT OF HER TIGHT WHITE PUSSY
- Joe Rogan watching his wife get fucked by Tyrone
>>63921527
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
Don't know how he comes up with these moments of brilliance desu
>>63921527
HE/SHE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT X
>>63921527
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
![cavill-carano-18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R0hyyR4.jpg "cavill-carano-18th-annual-critics-choice-movie-awards-02[1]")
>>63921501
>>63921534
female
>>63921527
Aaron Simpson is the 30-something Randy Couture of the 40-something crowd.
>>63921501
who's the curviest male?
>>63921527
>That guillotine is tight Mike ! and...He's out.
My fav Joe Rogan line
>>63921527
MYTHICAL CREATURE!
IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR™
>>63921527
HERE WE GO
>>63921549
Why are men so much better looking than women?
>>63921527
REE OH DAY DJINN AIRO
>>63921557
didnt realise that you were a faggot
>>63921527
EVERYONE'S MOVING TO METRO
>>63921477
let's be real, you don't have a gf
>>63921527
YOHANNA YO AY O YEH YO CHECK
>>63921549
mirin cavill's chin
>>63921573
this
>>63921557
see my question was just going to be curviest ufc fighter but I thought everyone would reply with Roy Nelson
Randa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkf0n9LFfE4&feature=share
>>63921527
BARRAGE OF PUNCHES
RIGHT ON THE BUTTON
[fighter] IS A DESTROYER
>>63921527
>THERES THAT OBLIQUE KICK
>OHHHH HE'S HURT
>LOOKING TO FINISH!
>EVERYTHING ELSE IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL
>>63921527
MULTIPLE TIME
>>63921477
Oy veeey that nose
>>63921466
Stop posting the cancer one. She doesn't deserve to be there.
>>63921637
>she doesn't deserve to be there
Bethe please go
>>63921583
Nah. If I did though, oh boy. I'd let Saul run wild on her.
>tfw no one to be my sparring partner
>>63921527
>Nick Diaz SWAM back from Alcatraz in
>SHARK
>INFESTED
>WATERS
>>63921637
You absolutely SUCK.
Best seats to get lads? I'm thinking A2, B1 and C2 if I can get close enough to the cage and if not 102 and 111
>>63921534
>>63921549
>>63921653
Bellator has the goat curvy broad
>>63921653
>that Miesha
Wouldn't mind holding her hand tbph
>>63921645
MMA fan since october 2015 pls go
>>63921646
It's okay Ahmed, you won't get stoned for coming out of the closet in Britannia.
>>63921671
145 division?
>>63921686
170 lad, she is 6-0 too
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Jozette-Cotton-102295
>>63921680
Ronda was the biggest star in company history. Deal with it nostalgiafag. She was a bigger draw than JBJ that's for sure.
>>63921686
170 iirc
>>63921680
>It's okay Ahmed, you won't get stoned for coming out of the closet in Britannia.
Yes I will.
>>63921692
>>63921696
Bellator has a 170lb women's division?
>>63921692
http://www.sherdog.com/events/Disorderly-Conduct-11-Football-and-Fights-24619
>>63921694
Ok Joe
>>63921709
don't think they've had any 170lb womens fights since then desu
>>63921709
No it's 145
>>63921668
prices been announced?
>>63921727
>I was only pretending
>>63921734
keep up
>>63921723
You seem to be having trouble grasping a simple concept.
>>63921466
Conor is going to win anyway.
>>63921734
i think £165 for the highest price category
>>63921759
always wondered... is that Bradley Cooper behind Anderson?
Remember how Dana always says they never matchmake after a fight and always wait at least a day and then released Rousey vs McMann posters while Tate was sat at the press conference lmao
How do we save Machida, lads? ;_;
>>63921932
>37
He's donezo
>>63921932
Retirement
>>63921932
by telling him to retire
>>63921527
HE TAGGED HIM
Updated
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>Struve
>a real fighter
Why did people ever believe in him?
>>63921951
Cause he's a lanklet so that must mean he's good.
>>63921950
where are the PVZ vs Rose predictions senpai?
>>63921976
>fight pass cards
>>63921950
>tfw you see all the usual posters
>>63921992
>>63921992
>tfw the Machida era lasted for exactly one fight
>>63922014
>>63922028
Karate will never die ;_;
>>63922040
you left the team yet?
>>63922053
That would be a silly thing to do.
>>63922053
>not joining the team
>>63922073
Forgot my pic
>>63922073
10 days to leave the team, you've been warned
>>63922084
after Dec 12th the team becomes the meme and anyone on it shall be ridiculed
Who /wideman/ here
>>63921950
Thanks for all that you do predictionbro
Apparently UFC London so far has:
Amirkhani vs Wilkinson
Pickett vs Perez
Khabilov vs Parke
>>63922096
I'll never leave the team. I hope you'll still be able to believe in Rockhold though after he gets brutally heemd again.
>>63921950
Mendes
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63922138
>Weidman
>Finishing
>>63922136
>Amirkhani
whaaaaaat?
>>63922136
bisping is going to main event it guaranteed
>>63922154
Machida is literally the only person in the UFC he hasn't finished when he was given a full training camp.
>>63922136
I read that Amirkhani left Allstars and currently doesn't have a gym. He doesn't have a lot of choices if he plans on staying in Finland tho.
>glory 26 this weekend
>3 UFC events next week
>>63922167
Bisping said that he is facing a top 10 opponent in London, probably Machida or Mousasi (Whittaker outside chance)
>>63922136
Khabilov vs Parke is going to be a boring as fuck cage hug fight
>>63922206
lellator this weekend too and based Shooto with Bisping on the commentary
>>63922213
I'm thinking Mousasi, who will be motivated to destory Bisping
>>63922213
no more machida please
>>63922227
Why do you day Bisping? I think that was a one time thing and Cruz should be back this weekend unless you know different. They made it seem that way at the end of the last Shooto anyway.
>>63922251
i think I saw an advert during the Korean card which said that Bisping is on commentary, didn't watch the last one with him, does he bring the bants?
>>63922251
>Why do you day Bisping?
>he doesn't have fight pass
>>63922136
When is it taking place?
>>63922312
27th Feb
>>63922181
just read that, apparently he is looking at SBG. Would be pretty meme desu.
>>63922287
I do have fightpass, but on the last Shooto show the other guy (forget his name) that does commentary and Bisping made a reference to somebody a bit shorter than him coming back for commentary next time (this Saturday) which I assumed was Cruz. However, I guess Cruz is probably in his training camp now.
>>63921538
Tyrone Spong?
>>63922327
it literally said about 50 times in the last card that Bisping would be doing it
>>63921950
Mendes - TKO
Ferguson - sub
Lauzon - sub
LaFlare - dec
>>63922181
reason given? Bc they suck? he's too cute for them bearded apes anyway
>>63922214
Parke 'fight' = Guaranteed shit
>>63922321
SBG would be the memest. He has potential, I think he'd do good at Tristar. He needs to leave him mama' bed and do the right thing.
Okay /heem/ let's reach a consensus on who the #1 p4p is.
>>63922401
McGregor
>>63922377
Aparently he had a falling out with someone (singular). That someone "backstabbed" him or something like that.
Its either the coaches or Gus imo. That being said he claims that Allstars are 99% good guys that he likes and respects and bla bla bla.
Its not Backstrom tho. That much is confirmed.
>>63922343
I only caught the end of it last time
>>63922401
I vote for Saul Rodgers.
>>63922401
All time? GSP
Right now? Aldo
>>63922401
Is there really an argument against it being Schaub?
>>63922413
Yeah him and bäckström are tight, they were awkwardly going to the zoo and shit.
>>63922401
All time? Brendan Schaub
Right now? Sage Northcutt
>>63922401
Matt Sera is the GOAT Tbh
>>63922401
What counts for more, longevity at the top, or how dominantly he beats his opponents? Also I guess it's worth mentioning that who he had to beat to get to/stay at the top is important too.
>>63922441
All-time GOATs don't get KO'd by Matt Serra in their prime.
>>63922401
Ronda
>>63922452
There certainly is not a good argument against his claim.
>>63922401
The only correct response is Jon Jones.
>>63922479
He lost to a man that was literally handicapped.
Nice consensus lads
>>63922483
Mazzagatti?
>>63922461
his prime started one day after
>>63922495
I counted the most votes for Schaub.
>>63922460
Who they beat and how dominantly are most important.
And thats why I don't consider GSPs reign to be all that
>>63922509
It's settled then, #1 P4P is Schaub according to /heem/
FrontRowBrian® @FrontRowBrian 10m10 minutes ago
Hearing a lot of rumors about the future of Blackzilains. Doesn't sound positive.
also >>63922181
>>63922377
>>63922413
he's going to sbg
>>63922523
>dominated 3 generations in the toughest weightclass
hmm
even if that wasn't true (which it is) you can just crown GSP by default, the other p4p candidates are a roid head and giga niga who can only beat up old men (or the ones his age are utter trash like Gus)
>>63921950
Fronkie
El Cucuy
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63922540
Struve the new striking coach?
>Based Big John reffing McGregor vs Aldo
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/referee-and-judge-assignments-for-ufc-194-aldo-vs-mcgregor
>>63922575
no more stops from Early Herb
nice
>>63922575
welcome to several hours ago
>>63922562
she's cute but very european looking
I've had another prophetic dream. Last one was Werdum finishing Cain.
Weidman beats Rockhold via UD.
What would you play as your walkout music?
>>63922590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0&t=4m30s
Lads, tomorrow is December 1st. It is good luck for your first words of every month to be "rabbit rabbit". Do your part to save 194. Say "rabbit rabbit" right after midnight.
>>63922612
i had a dream that i was on a sinking pirate ship and couldn't stop talking like Conor
>>63922631
In 19 minutes.
>>63922561
Jones is one hundred times the fighter GSP was
experiencing my post wank suicidal tendancies phamalams.
Help me through
>>63922612
I had a dream that Aldo subbed Conor
>>63922646
please show me your algorithm
>>63922638
still 7 bongs left lad
Someone make a webm of Condit head kicking GSP will ya
>>63922653
nightmare*
>>63922658
His game was more diverse.
>>63922650
stream it
>>63922650
What did you wank to?
>>63922650
Do you jizz on your belly and then just lay there for a bit?
>>63922689
That's so gross.
Is Sexyama the most meme asian fight of all time?
>2-5 in the UFC
remember this?
>>63922681
mandy kay twerking
>>63922689
no, in my hand and with tissues. Made me
wiah i went gym today
>>63922650
You only need to wake up 12 more times to make it to 194.
>>63922698
I get sleepy when I'm done, so I just lay there with jizz on my stomach.
>>63922711
if only
https://youtu.be/MQ1i_GZoLgo
#GOBIG
>>63922712
>not masturbating exclusively to black bucks pounding white girls into orgasmic oblivion
>>63922650
now i'm listening to sad adele songs, not sure i'm gonna make it tbqhwy phamallamas
>>63922715
your'e right. You just saved a life today bruh, put it on your cv
>>63922755
This Amerikek knows what's up.
>>63922700
he beat the supreme faggot known as Jake Shields to be quite honest
>Leave Holly to me.
>>63922729
Please stop you're making me nauseous.
>>63922755
not into dicks in my material,
but whatev you do you
>>63922783
Do you jizz into the toilet or something ya fucking pussy? Come over here and I'll jizz into your toilet ya fucking little twerp
>>63922781
She can't strike to save her life
>>63922781
What's Holly going to do against Miesha's double? It reminds me of 205.
Rumble beats Jones, Jones beats Cormier, Cormier beats Rumble
Miesha beats Holly, Holly beats Ronda, Ronda beats Miesha
>>63922790
all the best porn involves dicks, just become the dick m8
>>63922755
>That girl
>white
>or attractive
That meme about Yuropoors and semen rations has never been more relevant.
These two faggots are literally talking about their cumming habits.
>>63922790
sound a bit repressed there m8
>>63922711
How could I forget?
>>63922810
>Rumble beats Jones
That's a huge bloody implication.
How does Overeem stop this?
>>63922805
You really think I'm just gonna sit here and let you jizz in my toilet?
>>63922810
You got 4/6 correct.
>>63922836
horsemeat
>>63922839
You'll have your ass in the air as I unload my spunk inside your boitoilet
>>63922836
a-are they finally fighting?
>>63922836
He doesn't. Overeem is going to get heemd.
>>63922830
That would really be a puncher's chance fight wouldn't it? I can see Jon Jones using his eyepokes early, and those sharp side kicks to keep Rumble frustrated at distance. A round or two of that and it's a lockeroo for Bones.
anyone else find this fagits smile fucking infuriating?
>>63922836
USADA, ironically
>>63922854
19 days away
Dana has truly made this a magical time of year
>>63922867
I know for a fact I could heem this little twat
>>63922836
JDS has no brain cells left
>>63922825
another psychologist on /heem/
i thought we were all lorry drivers and neets
>>63922867
PROTIP: That's why he does it.
>>63921671
Lol, wasn't that fight embarrassingly awful?
Is this the time we put an end to cursed fights?
Romero vs Jacare
JDS vs Overeem
Aldo vs McGregor
Surely this is a sign that in 2016 we will actually see superfights materialize.
>>63922881
>Lorry Drivers
Who here is a lorry driver? I'm a drivers mate.
>>63922875
why because hes 5'3'' and youre 5'4''? it doesnt work like that m8
who /joanna/ here
>>63922900
>5'4
Allah has blessed me with the height of Gods.
What the fuck is ChromeCast?
>>63922650
Do a Ricardo Lopez for Ronda Lousey.
>>63922895
one of those is getting cancelled due to injury
>>63922924
Darth Lopez mentioned on /HEEM/. We've seen it all now.
>>63921976
He only takes predictions for cards he's personally interested in.
>>63922920
You could google it. But it basically let's you stream Netflix and stuff from phone/tablet to your tv or chrome cast from a computer can be streamed to your tv.
>>63922941
>using googlensa
i guess all my posts filter directly to their servers anyway
>>63922852
You should try, UK. You really should try. I would never let you do that. I wish they could let me over there so I could spit in your face.
>>63922932
This is 4chan after all.
>>63922941
I was expecting a FightPass and Paige Vainzant meme. If I wanted a real answer like that I would have just searched for it.
>>63922810
>What's Holly going to do against Miesha's double?
It's a 5 round fight - takes a lot of lay and pray to decision someone with superior striking and footwork...
>>63922952
>Le NSA meme
The govt. knows a lot about you already. As well as every single "anonymous" post you've ever made on this wretched website.
>>63922974
Should we break out the A3 paper and start brainstorming a meme that covers FightPass / VanZant / ChromeCast? It's gonna be a tough one.
>>63922982
that's literally what i just said
>>63922982
Bro, I'm behind 5 proxies
>tfw put on call for work
>tfw there is a chance I can get paged in the middle of aldo/mcgregor
>>63922996
Actually, it's not "literally" what you just said.
Checkmate.
>>63922982
oh shit they know about my obsession with girls butts
>>63922982
I could literally care less. I have nothing to hide anyway.
If it stops another Paris from happening they can surveil me all they want.
>>63922982
fucking criminals. i wouldn't do that job for a trillion dollars a year.
>>63921950
Franki
Ferguzon
Lauozn
LaFuckMyShitUp
Go!Go!Go!Go!
>>63923011
oh shit.
ATHEISTS BTFO
>>63923021
What about 2 trillion?
>>63923008
well its your own fault for being a wagekek,
Who here has broken bones in their body and are therefore hardmen like me?
I broke my ankle playing divegrass and didnt even cry that much
>>63923051
do they have good welfare in ireland?
>>63923051
Broke my face and didn't even notice it.
>>63922781
10/10 anywhere faggot boy
>>63923055
well i dont qualify for the hoghest amount because im just out of college. most you can get is 180 a week, i get 100e
Will Aldo win?
Will Mamed Khalidov ever sign with the UFC?
He just retained his KSW belt with a 31 second finish.
Or will he just stay with KSW and meme all over their competition?
>>63923069
Hi, my mum's from the future, and she says yes Aldo wins.
>>63923066
That's not bad FOR FREE
>>63923065
Can someone please post the picture of Serbia with his dog?
>>63923069
>flushing money down the toilet
>>63923074
>>63923065
there are two serbias
look at the post times
>>63923080
Watching tranny's argue on chaturbate. Pretty funny desu phamalam
>This post is UFC/MMA related
Does parlayc
>>63923102
link?
>>63923092
Correct.
>>63923113
you guys should hang out
>>63922790
only gay people like porn without dicks in it
>>63923125
They don't seem to get along very well
>>63921424
>TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call starting soon: https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
"I fought Aldo twice, and Conor for the fake-belt." Mendes, getting salty.
>>63923066
is this autism bux or unemployment?
UFC 194 extended preview was just uploaded lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y
>>63923142
whats wrong about what he said? interim belts are fake and retarded.
>>63923133
it's funny because one is way cooler than the other but i couldn't even attempt to tell you which one it is
>>63923156
Thanks guy
>>63921950
Frankie
Barboza
Lauzon
Laflare
>>63923157
Well, when you think of it, 'belts' in general are fake and retarded...
>>63923156
ALDO FIGHT WILL BE BEYOND IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63923188
We need a webm of that
>>63923142
paige vanzant has a worse voice than esther lin
>>63923142
LOL ROSE BROUGHT UP HER HAIR IN THE FIRST QUESTION
If you could be an mma fighter for 1 day, who would you be?
>>63923156
What Aldo said is true.
>He promoted the entire thing
Aldo must be laffin to the bank after this fight.
>>63923145
jobseeker
>>63923224
Luke Rockhold
>>63923074
>guys that sell adspace on their bodies
>UFKeks
>>63923214
Rose, how has this quick turn around been for you?
>Cutting my hair has really freed up my time
>tfw Chris wins
>>63923156
>that Luke Rockhold bantz
Dear god, we're seeing both Weidman and Rockhold in their prime, and both of them are determined as fuck to win
>>63923170
It's easy, one of them uses proper capitalization and punctuation and the other just types in lowercase without punctuation marks. The second one is the cool one.
>>63923156
So Chris saying he couldn't live his life with Rockhold winning is an indication that if Luke wins, Chris will permaheem himself?
>tfw no one is taking picks for vanzant vs. namajewness
>>63923290
And the first is the horse puncher fashionista.
NEW SAGE VIDEO
https://youtu.be/B4-XOwUk7xs
>>63922982
No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope you realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.
>>63923307
Be the change you want to see in the world- Jon Jones
>>63923133
We don't?
Will Conor and Jose touch gloves?
>>63923319
Think he fucks his sister?
guys, i can't wait 12 days. what's the best way to self-induce a coma?
also, when are rory and lawler going to get a rematch?
>>63923069
Yes
>>63923267
did she buzz cut just to make paige look like a cunt or did paige
offer to shave after rose already did it?
>>63923346
No. He's from Texas, not Alabama.
>>63923156
>Cockhold reading his lines from a script
who's hotter, sage or rockhold?
>>63923371
Same thing.
>>63923380
It looked like he was doing an ad for adidas
>>63923387
Sage's sum41/blink182 hairstyle ruins him
Rockhold by quite a bit
>>63923437
>44 years old
>that haircut
>>63923156
Literally WWE
This is a weird question but I was watching the movie Pi and I was wondering if a elite boxer got into a street fight with 3-4 guys could he take them all on?
>>63923484
Yes.
There are lots of videos of this happening with fairly low level boxers.
GOAT physique coming through
>>63923270
Expected
>>63923102
Like to tranny and video in pic? Brendan Schaub is a Podcaster. This post is mma related.
>>63921950
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
the ufc 194 preview has 1 thumb down right now
what type of cunt do you have to be to be the first to thumb down
a unanimously hypey vid?
>>63923366
rose just did it to troll paige since paige promised a cancer organization over a year ago that she would do it
>>63923621
nobody cares about mcgoober's wwe shit anymore. it's gotten stale
i just wanna see them fight
>>63923623
What cancer orginization did Paige promise to do it to? Please provide a source.
>>63923390
he's beautiful, you can't deny that
>>63923642
http://www.examiner.com/article/paige-vanzant-vows-to-shave-her-head-for-charity-if-she-gets-into-the-ufc
After December 12th it will be too late to join to the team
Hey did you read that?
Listen...join the team now while membership is still open.
>>63923613
>>63923628
I bet Miesha takes the biggest, stinkiest shits
>5 UFC events in 3 weeks
Just cut all the fight night shit, we don't need a bunch of low "main cards" full of literally whos and decisions.
>>63923672
That's not a promise or even anything with a deadline set to it.
>>63923631
it was a fun video you grinch
>>63923693
the main cards are all good though
>mfw the state of /heem/
Seriously when I started posting here it was GOAT. But no I see shit. It's all trash now. Political discussion, per capita and other crap. We need to make /heem/ great again. And by following these steps we can and will do that.
>more Schaub posting
This is bro culture at its finest. And one of if not the most polarizing things about /heem/.
>more empty threats about knocking people out
>more off topic things
Not political stuff. I'm talking about fights you've been in. Gf problems. Kekoldry. Porn Star power rankings. My girlfriend son. Things to give people keks.
>betting advice
>which fighters are keks and which are keking
>is (x) elite?
>more mentions of Matt Hamill being the GOAT
These are just a few but please guys get it together.
>>63923698
You caught me off guard with this. I wasn't expecting it at all.
>>63923718
The most dangerous strikes are the ones you don't see coming
4:35 in the extended preview, cubby bears heem howl
>>63923707
>first 11 years 55 events
>last 11 years 285 events
Ayy lmao
>>63923708
>>63923737
sometimes I feel like we should just be thankful for those goat first few months and let it go for the sake of our health
What does heem mean?
>>63923790
It doesn't mean anything
>>63923754
>first 11 years nobody competed
>last 11 years a new generation of talent has emerged with a higher participatory rate
all that bs aside I don't disagree with you but you've really broadened the parameters from 3 weeks to 22 years lmao, I just mean the 5 events you are talking about all have good main cards relative to their platform
Post fighters you're the same height as.
post paige
>>63923813
Maybe the main events are somewhat good but the main cards all look weak
Here's whats gonna happen:
>Aldo gets injured this week
>"Relax everyone" - Dana
>Faber calls out McGregor asking to fill in
>Saenz get a pay out and is removed from the card
>McGregor vs Faber is set up
>"These two hate each other, you could see it on the 22 season of The Ultimate Fighter" - Rogan
>New Main Event
>McGregor memes on Faber
>"I took 'is 'ead kleen off" - McGoobs
>"WHAT A FIGHT" - Goldie
>"ONCE IN A LIFETIME" - Joe
>New unification bout scheduled
>Aldo vs McGregor set for June of 2016
>"It is what it is" - Dana
>Lorenzo buys Aldo a helmet
Believe it, cap it.
>>63923790
Holm
Executing
Epic
Memes
>>63923839
that spooky skeleton
>>63923708
>>63923737
>>63923769
Is there literally anything worse than nostalgiafags? What a bunch of fucking cowards. Stop avoiding future. The time is now. Deal with it faggots. There is no going back. Stop trying to hide from reality in your distorted memories about how great your time spent on 4chan.org was a 18 months ago. I wish we were having this conversation in real life so I could beat some goddamn sense into you.
>>63923835
are we including mexico or RDA/Cerrone here?
![1b43b1c5-22a0-4164-93f8-700aaf69e652_mma_Stefan_Struve[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aeeHmr1.jpg "1b43b1c5-22a0-4164-93f8-700aaf69e652 mma Stefan Struve[1]")
>>63923817
>>63923817
im 5'4 too. i always wondered how rare it is for a guy to be this short. then i google and found out there are places in the world with the average height of 5'3....
>>63923156
>JUDGMENT DAY
>>63923893
how fucking terrible, that would literally be like if i stopped growing when i was 12
>>63923875
Mexico, THE card of decisions
Cerrone is gonna be awesome
>>63923916
yeah don't really know why I asked that, just checked that card again pretty noice
in any event I really can't see an issue with the 3 main cards besides 194 here?
Seoul was great for a fight pass card in the middle of Asia, sure it would be shite if was FS1 in Las Vegas or something...
the PVZ/Rose card is probably the best fight pass card in history imo sure it doesn't have huge stars but no one on the main card is a literal who and even some kinda names on the prelims
not even going to defend Edgar/Mendes m8 that's probably the best tuf finale main card ever
>>63923839
I will come to your country and kill you if this happens. I mean it. I know people who are from Croatia and Serbia. That picture of you in your skinny jeans with your dog is all I'll need.
>>63923931
>slavic matt serra.jpg
>>63923911
5ft5 here. never had a growth spurt. 20 and still waiting for those 4 inches in height desu
>>63923970
please someone post it
>>63923970
Bring it cunt, I'll fuck you in half.
>>63923933
Those s-shorts are awfully low senpai..
>>63924000
How does it feel to be shorter than the woman's strawweight champion?
Just dropping in to curse 194.
>>63923970
>all he needs is a picture to track down some animal abuser in Serbia
>but he can't figure out how use the archive
Free money here
On a scale of 1-10
How much energy do you think it takes to be a rockstar?
>>63924032
>tfw no one on /heem/ could build a hut that nice
>>63924032
delete this.
>>63924023
How does it feel women's volleyball and basketball players are taller than you? Why care?
>>63923931
>tfw same height and build as igor and my lanklet friends call me when they need help moving something
>>63924055
I could pay somebody to
>>63924057
Don't worry, I've already made some deals. 194 is all set.
is the Aussie troll the same guy who used to hype up cards in ebonics? Or was that an American I can't remember
>>63923980
manlet
>>63924055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
>>63924052
1 can of Monster
>>63924084
How much do you weigh?
How many of you are actually in here? Please answer this honestly.
http://strawpoll.me/6146877
>>63924076
I'm happy to not be a midget.
have you said your Hail Hollys today heem?
>>63924143
You're projecting anon. You're smaller than I am. It's really not that big of a deal, I promise :)
>>63924152
that literal steroid face
>>63924139
what do you expect that poll to tell you about anything
>>63924152
she would be hot if she wasn't so ugly
>>63924152
>ywn buy a world champion a bouquet
>>63924183
According to the poll, you might be me so you already know the answer don't we?
>>63924211
BTFO
>>63924211
she is hot ur gay
>>63924095
That sounds pretty bad, even by Ausposting standards.
>>63924095
Canadian. I was thinking about him the other day, it's been a while since we've seen that.
>>63924095
That was a canadian and he was funny. I'd always laugh at his posts. That time he called Thiago Alves a ninja turtle nigga killed me.
>>63924211
she's pretty qt 2bqhwyf but all those years of boxing are starting to destroy her face
>>63924254
there's four people in /heem/
>one guys that's every American
>one Brit that's every German, Brit and Italy
>one Serb
>one Canadian who's also the Irish McGregorfag
everyone else is a casual.
>>63924303
and roids
i am 24 and last week i found out i have went from 5'6 to 5'8 1/2 since i was 23. this is a great feel and i am still getting taller. anyone else get taller after their 20s?
>>63924301
>>63924295
it's all coming back now
>>63924316
I've been gradually getting fatter since I started working fulltime. Does that count?
>>63924341
my sides
How do you want your brains senpai?
>>63924178
>>63924310
Ronda pls go
>>63924316
Callen claims he grew an inch doing yoga but who knows if thats true
>>63924115
188 as of july 2015. i'm like igor in 11th grade i guess but still stocky mode
>>63924309
You forgot Susan.
What state does Phil live in?
>>63924361
i grew an inch by jerkin off once in the morning and then before bed.
>>63924341
lmao
>>63924353
>that one cheeky hammerfist in the back of the head
He knew what he was doing.
>>63924353
Just slush my brains up, comrade!
>>63924309
there's about 5 americans 3brits 2 serbs 1 italian 1 german and 1 irish. This is a fact.
>>63924392
denial.
>>63924354
what's the temperature right now?
anyone got webms of someone not making weight at a weigh in? has this ever actually happened lol?
>>63924316
Men can keep growing into their late 20s, and our brains never stop growing if given the right treatment. We truly age like wine.
Women max out at 17-18 and then its all downhill from there. They truly age like milk. Settling down with a woman or going full retard and getting married is for betas and chumps. It's like buying an expensive stock that will only ever depreciate in value at best, and possibly blow up your entire portfolio
>>63924397
this weird thing happened to me years ago were when i finished tom hanking the middle of my dick stayed swollen
i think i broke it but it didnt hurt.
pretty sure i lost like half an inch
>>63924437
BTFO
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28582-scans-prove-theres-no-such-thing-as-a-male-or-female-brain/
>>63924424
2 germans* + 2 dutch + 1 polack
>>63924437
yeah senpai
i'm 24 and honestly believe my future wife is like 8 right now, not marrying till late thirties and she has to be way younger
>>63924433
Five below.
>>63924435
>anyone got webms of someone not making weight at a weigh in
They usually know they're gonna miss, and they have a chance to redeem themselves inside the hour after weigh-ins I think it is. So not much of a reaction.
However! I'm pretty sure I remember some mid-tier event a few years ago had a bunch of misses because the scales were messed up somehow.
>>63924437
wew lad
>dad is 6'6
>mom is 6'1
>sister is 5'11
>i'm 5'7
;_;
>>63924463
I was under the impression all you needed to do to differentiate between the two is count the neurons in the frontal cortex.
How much of the pre-fight shit is just connor hamming it up for dem views. I don't like cocky assholes but watching him in interviews vs promotional shit he's like a different person, so I want to think it's 100% an act.
>>63924463
>Joel envisions a future in which individuals are not so routinely classified based on gender alone. “We separate girls and boys, men and women all the time,” she says. “It’s wrong, not just politically, but scientifically – everyone is different.”
Hope she heems herself tbqh
>>63924507
literally how
>>63924365
Nigger, he was 230 and fairly lean. You are not Igor mode.
>>63924507
>dad is 5"
>mom is 5'76"
>aunt pearl 4'5
>I'm a 6'1 emu
>>63924507
Can't wake up.
>>63924437
my wife is 5 years younger and after 8 years of marriage she looks 10 years older than me. she wants to spend some of our retirement money on surgery. she's lucky i'm a manlet and can't do any better.
>>63924470
>1 polack
He's barely human, it's like he's a mythical creature of some sort.
>>63924507
>Dad is 5'10"
>Mom is 5'4"
>Brother is 5'11"
>I'm 6'5"
My parents hated me.
>>63924463
>>63924463
lol dont even need to click the link to know thats absolutely propaganda horseshit
if you actually believe that I feel sorry for you
>>63924586
says the guy posting on an anonymous chinese picture board
>>63924507
>dad is 5'7"
>mom is 5'8"
>sister is 5'6"
>I'm 5'11"
Thanks, grandpa.
:^)
>>63924571
this honestly fucking scares me
>>63924538
I've got years to get taller.
>ravens just ran a kick back
holy shit
>>63924571
>wife
stopped respecting you there
rip aldo desu senpai
>>63924507
>dad is 5'7
>mum is 5'4
>brother is 5'10
>I'm 6'3
Feels good man. My mum has brothers that are 6'6, 6'7, 6'5 and 6'3 so there was always a good chance I'd be a big guy.
>>63924543
homie he was a pro fighter on roids and i'm a 36 year old technical writer. all i do is imagine heeming everyone in my office and xfit 3 times a week
>>63924582
Urijah Faber's sister is pretty tall.
>>63924571
>she's lucky i'm a manlet and can't do any better.
My sides need surgery tbqh
>>63924647
observe how that beta cowers behind the pillar
>>63924603
>>63924582
>>63924555
>>63924507
>>63924650
You're aware that you're the result of your mothers cheating, right?
>dad 6'
>brother 6'
>me 6'
>mother is like 5'5, idk
>dad is 5'5''
>mom is 5'3''
>I'm 5'7''
I'm thankful for what I have and the fucking shitty genes I was dealt.
>>63924663
Man she has like 3 inches of neck on him.
>>63924663
She's wearing massive heels. She's probably same height or 1 inch taller.
>>63924663
Do you think she breastfeeds him?
>>63924437
>>63924437
This is fact. Anyone who disagrees is a married miserable sap or neet virgin putting the pussy on a pedestal. If you really have to get married, your wife better be like 8 years younger than you MINIMUM
>mfw womens appearance change from 25-30
that 5 years might as well be 25
>>63923839
this is disturbingly realistic
>>63924678
Bruh my 5" dad had her take a paternity test he himself administered
>>63924663
put on some more fakeup
>>63924678
LMAO
This guy's dad definitely got keked:
>>63924582
>>63924708
I only think that once a day before I go to sleep.
>>63924725
>This guy's dad definitely got keked:
It was for the better though. Height is literally the only thing that matters for humanity.
>>63924708
The only fighter that sucked on her tits is the Domin8r.
>>63924701
You can watch the full video, but she's wearing (very flat) flats in this and Urijah is wearing sneakers. Still quite a bit taller.
This thread is not even 4 hours old and almost Heemd. Everybody needs to relax.
>>63924582
>>63924507
hate to break it to you boy but your mums are slags who sleep about
>>63924678
I'd agree if I wasn't almost identical to my dad.
>>63924758
annoys me that he called his team alpha male and there's nobody taller than like 5'7".
he has some nerve
>>63924507
>everyone in my family has full thick luscious hair
>except my grandfather on my mother's side, who is bald
>and I started balding at 20
w-wew
>>63924582
>>63924678
Nah. Dad was 6'2" when he met my Mom. He keeps shrinking due to disease. His legs don't even work anymore, so technically he's like 3'10"
Lel, Magny puts up drywall to make ends meet.
>thank you Reebok.
>>63924767
I'll relax my balls on your forehead.
>This post is MMA related
>>63924663
>ywn spread her ass and vagoo while Urijah cries in the corner
>me 5'5"
>dad 5'5"
>mom 5'1"
>sister 5'4"
Could be worst I guess.
>>63924805
>to make ends meet
brah he's made about a million dollars since his first fight in 2014
>>63924831
Imagine how much drywall you could put up if you had a million dollars...
>>63924758
her neck is longer than Urijah's career
Is it just me or has the quality of posts on /heem/ gone way down ever since 193?
>>63924867
did you run out of posts you can report for the day?
>>63924867
pls highlight low quality posts
>>63924867
Say that to my face and lose your eyeballs, kid
>>63924831
I'm not making this up. This is the literal facebook comment section on a picture.
>Neil Magny: What are you doing?
>Bojan Velickovic: today I did sanding, patching and caulking
>Neil Magny: Me too lol
>Bojan Velickovic: Hit me up if you need help this week!
And he posted the picture above. If you don't buy it, just find each of them on facebook and stalk them like a real FightFan™.
>>63924867
It's just you.
>>63924867
You keep slagging me off but I'm here waiting for you to say that to my face you fucking plank
>>63924786
That's what the camp's naming was about though. Being an alpha male isn't about being a tall aryan etc., it's about overhand rights and tight guillotine chokes.
>>63924809
how does he actually heem gravity like that? also, what does heem actually mean?
>>63924933
He could just be doing work in his house
>>63924950
>what does heem actually mean?
Nobody knows.
>>63924955
Could be. But the last comment sounds like Bojan is asking him if he has more work or something. I don't know.
>>63924933
i wonder if they put up their christmas lights yet, they're all over the place here
>>63924948
literally only alpha if you're over 6'0. once over
6'0" you are alpha as fuq
>>63924979
Could be interpreted either way. Wouldn't surprise me if he does have it as a job. Neal Seery has always held down a regular job while being a fighter
>>63924572
He's built like some sort of pale bridge troll.
I wonder if he takes alpha-brain.
>>63924611
Just dont get married, it's literally that simple. even if you have a gf you really like and she gives you the marriage ultimatum, have some control and next her. There will always be another. Always.
The happiest man in my family by a huge margin is my uncle that never married, just had long term gfs and focused on his business. Now he's 54, has a 30 year old gf, and takes a ~2 month vacation every god damn year. My dad hates his guts, but really he just hates himself, because my mom is a fat cunt.
>>63924017
tis why i saved the image
>>63921466
PUT THIS FOR RONDA, PUT CEMETARY FOR MCGREGGOR
>>63925027
>2 month vacation
i hope you mean 12
>>63924374
here have some bunda
>>63925027
>2 months of vacation every year
that's like a human right in Europe
>>63925074
i like how they worked it out so they're slaves for 10 months just to have 2 months off
>>63925009
Seery was the first thing that came to my mind. Hope Magny is just putting up drywall in his on plaster mansion or something.
>>63925060
Cheers Susan.
>>63925060
That is some high quality bunda, thank you Robben.
>>63925074
I know, but here in the states its pretty much unfathomable. Also your society is doomed unless you get your shit together.
>>63925060
holy fuck boys I would have this chick fart into buck of liquid nitrogen so then I could eat the stink like astronaut ice cream
Where is the new thread?
>>63925116
haha
>>63925086
We get 4 weeks in the summer which is fine cause that's about how long summer lasts in this frozen tundra. 2 weeks during xmas, 1 in spring 1 in autumn.
I think the French have like twice as much as that, the twats.
>>63925103
We just stopped all imigration from the middle east last week, even repurposing decomisioned army bases as camps to keep illegals in until they admit where they came from so we can send em right the fuck back.
If that was what you were refering to.
>>63925214
Thank god, and yes it was. I was hoping you guys would come to your senses before the point of no return.
I think you Scandinavian countries are top tier and overall brilliant, but it was very naive to think third world Muslims, literal human garbage, could ever be anything other than what they are. And I say this as an Egyptian who immigrated to the US and have seen the utter retardation of Islam first hand.
Letting them in was akin to injecting cancer cells into a healthy patient.
>>63921950
Edgar via UD
El Kuckuy via Meme Kicks
Lauzon via sub
Pierce via UD
>>63924507
is your sister hot?
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