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>>63936699
not soon enough edition
Finland sub edition
FUCKING FINLAND.
WIPED OUT MY BANKROLL WITH YOUR "TIP"
Euan hate thread sub-edition
>>63936725
>putting your whole roll on one bet
missing everton to put your baby to sleep sub-sub edition
You have 10 seconds to explain to me why you aren't treating you and your bird to a winter sun holiday this month to get away from such a dire skedge
Need 2 more goals in the At. Mad match desu
>>63936774
I hate hot weather.
>>63936774
I don't own a bird
>>63936774
its dece
>tfw bovada took away betting on bookings cuz they fucked up that one time
Going to have to take away handicaps too now :)
>>63936774
Small time better. More of a hobby for me
Bonus reason: getting cosy by the fire eating comfy foods is better than a sun holiday
>>63936774
holidays are overated
>>63936774
Be up at heathrow tomorrow lid
>>63936774
Birds are -ev. Treating myself though
>>63936837
so is your mum
>>63936837
Nothing better than a holiday week before christmas when the skedge is just arab shite lid
>>63936774
i might take off but im leaving my tinder bitch here, im not rich yet
>>63936774
No gf
Skedge is ok, just need to stay disciplined, still good bets but have to accept some days will be quiet
I've been on a decent streak right now, but I don't see anything good today. prob gonna take a 2-3 day break senpai
Forfar U20 -0.75 an insane price with the team they have out compared to Berwick
>>63936774
Would rather get half cokes desu
>>63936868
>Treating myself though
Tonight is the last match of the first round, and places on both super league and relegation playoffs will be decided
Larre Borges - Atenas: if home team wins they'll go into superleague, Atenas is in relegation already and has only won 1 match out of 10. Despite this Atenas is not likely to get btfo, they've also exchanged foreigners. A small minus Larre-big plus Atenas are good. If you can get a +20ish atenas or +3ish Larre go for it. Atenas is really erratic so it's likely to get some good handicaps.
Bigua - Aguada: Bigua has lost its best foreigner and the other one is shit, and is already qualified to superleague, while Aguada has changed coaches and needs to win and await for other results, if they lose they're auto-relegation. I see a tight score despite Bigua being favorite. A +7 Aguada is good, maybe even less, depends on the flow. Aguada also has very erratic performances so it will provide good windows. Bigua on the other hand are extreme chokers.
Urunday - Goes: Goes already at superleague, but in great form and a candidate. Urunday has their best player back and he scored like 20 points in a quarter last match. They need to win to get into superleague, if they lose it's auto-relegation. A big plus in Urunday is good, I can't see Goes losing, but also I can't see Urunday losing by like 15 or something. They'll try to catch up and Goes will defend and let time run.
Welcome - Bohemios: Both teams need to win to get into superleague, expect it to be close. Welcome is the favorite by a good margin but I don't expect a blowout, a good plus on Bohemios is nice, and if they take advantage at any point pluses on Welcome are good.
Defensor - Trouville: Defensor will be hosting it at a neutral venue, Trouville is the better team, can't really say much because there's chances of b teams as they're both in superleague. Don't expect big differences.
Don't trust first quarters as teams almost always underperform. Be wary if the favorite destroys the underdog.
>>63936941
Oh wait also don't trust Atenas, they may also play like shit to prevent Aguada from going into the next round, same as Goes against Urunday.
Tips are what I'll be monitoring the matches to bet on. Avoid totals like the plague
Down
Down
Down
Concerned
These bets are driving me crazy,
I'm so so shrewd but very very lazy.
Need a tip like AIR,
which sport? I dont CARE!
>>63936941
what sport?
Need atleti goal like air
>>63936993
>Tfw didnt put 2mill on Everton, city and stoke
Stirling v Coles home team to score o3.5 goals
>>63936993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsqeYOk--w
>>63937050
V Cumbernauld colts even
>>63937020
basketball, starts in 3 bongs and half
>>63936900
Had a quick look at teams, didn't look that special?
>>63936823
Didn't get to take advantage, but they never changed the prices on the handicaps for the Madrid game. Obviously they only offered -1 and +1. The game ended 1-2 for atleti. :/
>>63937056
Help me Estonia.
>>63937097
Not him but must be something cos the line fairly quickly went out to -1.25 even though they have come back in since. Might have just been rball twitchers though since Forfar were pretty on top early doors.
Lewis Thomas
@LewisTAFC
Zambia U23 No Clean Sheet. 4/6 medium to high stake. Good luck
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
So large on Shamrock U19 -0.25 from here
need a goal from the everton game and one from citeh pls
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>>63937158
why are you posting this nearly 6 hours after it happened
Gloucester DC @ 1.83. Chelmsford had a man sent off and Gloucester have looked the better team in the second half
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>>63937270
Please have sex
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>>63937277
Was celebrating Pembroke Athleta's 4th you donkey. tears if you weren't on.
Need a Man City goal like A I R
444444444
zzzzz too easy, December world so far
>>63937293
zzzzzzz
Pmsl at this Venezuela to score price, Brazil defence looked dodgy as fuck vs Colombia and Venezuela been scoring for fun this tournament.
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Dulwich Hamlet to win desu
pls score another Chesham ;_;
Next city goal when?
miss BT desu
>>63937156
Ah right. Yeah fair enough it looks quality, must've missed something.
>>63937376
U have a stream?
>>63937473
http://tvbrasil.ebc.com.br/webtv
W O R L D
UCD FOUR!
Rball army blown the fuck out.
>>63937549
>tfw you win $8 from Man City-Man City Half Time/Full Time
During today i questioned this game in the daily post. I cant understand the odds behind this game, the First Classified before the game was at 2.45. At half time they lead 1-2, but in the second half Gornik Z scores 3 goals in 5 minutes. I only beteed 10 €, but this is a clear fixed game in my opinion.
>>63937581
>beteed
>>63937376
can't bet on that in 365 :(
In what world does O2.5 in the slags game lose?
>>63937652
Not in this one friend
>>63937652
are slut games high scoring?
>>63937673
Myth
man city -3 was THE bet to be honest with you guys
>>63937652
>>63937673
>misogyny
>>63937689
5-0 Stirling should have lumped the wages
>>63937700
>hindsight
>>63937700
>not -3.5
>>63937700
Was on 4-0 cs senpai
>>63937737
magic
>>63937754
tears buddy
>>63937764
Just checked was actually on 4-1
>>63937754
Nice one la
>>63937664
Shaking at the thought of the sums I will have on O2.0 if it comes up soon enough
>>63937776
Post slip
>that goal kick
>that free kick
>slags
>>63937797
no
Brazil goal when
goal line isnt gonna drop lower than 2.5 is it
>continue watching the videos that play automatically after the thread theme
>hit me baby one more time comes on
fap or go to work /sp/?
>>63937824
Why not?
need to win my next 8 bets @1.7
might literally an hero if i don't
is there really gonna be 3 goalless ligue 1 games tonight?
need a goal in the nantes - lyon game like aaiiirrr
>>63937907
entire french league is rampant with 0-0s
Smh thats like 3 posts
LOADING UP on O.2 goals boys
What is wrong with this lineswoman
Lads, lads, lads. Let me just drop a nice accy on you for tonight's NBA games.
>>63937995
76ers win tonight lid
imagine if this game actually ends with fewer than 2 goals
Fucking hell, throwing more on over 2 goals. wins.
>>63937991
>lineswoman
>woman
>Go away from Forfar game for 15 minutes
>Come back to currently only on a half win potential full loss if they concede again
What is this bullshit?
>>63937991
linesWOMAN
>>63938015
>>63938030
I don't get it
I want to impregnate #20 :/
>>63938046
kill yourself
>>63938029
Holy fuck I just saw that too.
Didn't even have a good cash out at 5-1. Maybe the bookies know something...
>>63938087
>Didn't even have a good cash out at 5-1.
It did, was probably 90% profit but obviously why the fuck would you and fuck cashing out.
>Maybe the bookies know something...
>>>/reddit/
Why are Real 1.33 to win against literally who?
-2 is at 3.50 ffs, tell me about Cadiz
HOW
>>63938129
>benitez
topping up on O1.5
>>63938125
Cash out was for around 60% profit. Usually with games like that if I see a cash out for full profit I do it, because why wait.
imagine actually being as incompetent as south american teenage girls
fuck milan
>>63937995
76ers are due m80
>>63938072
iktf bro
tfw cant find her FB
>>63938177
>trusting AC fucking Milan with your money
>>63937673
>slut
please don't be disrespectful, it's slag football not slut
>>63938177
>betting on italian games
>>63938222
>>63938072
I take it back
>>63938321
Looks a bit like you pmsl
>>63938321
disgusting
bet the roll on over 98.5 first half LA PHIL come sweat with me boys
>that header
It's going to be one of those games
>>63938321
looks alright on instagram imo
>>63938321
mackers?
>>63938466
Post it then you absolute degen
>>63938491
can't remember it famm. saw it after the original game.
>>63938529
>>63938491
https://www.instagram.com/jen_maria/
Brazil and Venezuela pls I need at least 2 goals
>>63938569
BLACKED
Winter is the worst.
>wanting to have to dress in huge puffy eskimo clothes
You must be fat and ugly.
>>63938569
Vile.
>>63938615
Wait, is she Brazilian or American?
>>63938613
i am, i love winter
There's still going to be 2 goals right guys?!
>>63938615
So's she Brazilian or American? It makes a massive difference
Do I reback Over 1?
Does it look like someone is going to score at least?
>>63938626
Duel citizenship.
>>63938626
Probably has Brazilian parents.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-PjakzRqDk/
Qt
>>63938642
Nah family. It's over. 1 goal max.
>>63938626
>>63938635
She's american really, attends Notre Dame. Was in the u19 us squad as recently as this summer, bizarre to suddenly play for brazil though.
i cant believe this shit
>>63938707
ffs
So we bankrolling brazil?
>>63938232
>>63938279
At least I'm not betting finnish hockey
>>63938707
Is that a suicide thing?
Euan just can't beat asia can he?
>>63938853
Dont care
>>63938853
Joke's on you. I backed Man City -1.5 in Asia.
The three clear Azeri favs win tomorrow btw lads.
U0.75 a gift imo. Half loss min etc
>>63938888
Joke about it all you want, your accounts can't last for ever, nobody will pay you for tips, you have to start profiting in asia or your gambling career is over and let me tell you something buddy you won't be missed, not one bit
>>63938918
pmsl
Venezuela women +0.5 for the last 15 minutes.
Are any of these slags going to fucking score? I accidentally bet on Brazil or Venezuela double chance off my phone and now I'm shitting it
>>63938922
My accounts wont but my friends will last a while. And by then I'll have a real job and no time to gamble. It's only going to get harder so no idea how you think it is viable as a career. Compare now to 3 years ago.
Surely this can't end 0-0
>Former world number one Tiger Woods says he has "nothing to look forward to" in his recovery from back surgery.
>Asked about his return, he said: "I've no answer. Neither does my surgeon or physio. There's no timetable.
>"There's nothing I can look forward to, nothing I can build towards. Where's the light at the end of the tunnel? I don't know."
Where can I get odds on Tiger Woods suicide?
>>63938998
Matt Howard has made 196k in asia in 4 months from 4k, so possible.
>>63939028
What do you think the odds on anyone repeating that is?
>>63939011
Typical women's game mate
>Game with 10 shots total ends 10-0
>Game with 30 shots total ends 0-0
>>63939013
PP will probably price it up if you give them a ring
>>63938998
I make more now than when I have accounts, my roi is lower no doubt but my turnover is always increasing, still lots of value bets
>>63939056
Depends on the person
>>63939028
tears
>>63939080
Like telling me winning the Euromillions is a career because someone did it once. 50 fold increase in 4 months seems a heavy percentage of luck as well as skill.
>suspending every 5 seconds, giving me hope
>>63939126
You just don't believe enough. #staystrong #nevergiveup #theworldneedsyou #youhaveapurpose
Why is slag football so unnecessary shit
Genuinely blame Finland for this 0-0.
>+5'
>>63939182
literally the only way they score is when the defenders are more incompetent than the attackers and the ball just somehow ends up in the back of the goal
So...was that...really ....IT......
Really...
Complete the sentences
>Today should have been ____
>Today has been ____
95mins?.... Wtf is this fifa
Hopefully I'll wake up from this nightmare soon and it'll be 8am on Tuesday ready to bet with Euan and friends. :)
>>63939056
You doing that, i think theres more chance of winning the lottery 3 weeks in a row you scruffy little meff.
>>63938965
cheers
>>63938965
Won
And we move onto the next.
>>63938918
HUP
>>63938960
pmsl
Literally think /bet/ could put together a team that would beat these birds on a -4 HC, might even end up in double digits once our manager reminds us of all the cents we lost on these slags.
Ameribets, you got anything for cbb tonight?
>>63939300
Good
Marginally below average
So much air. Chased insane amounts on u0.5, never again, lost my head totally but up an ok amount for the day now, wow was shaking so much and couldn't see straight just had to pace around the room praying that I didn't hear that dreaded bet365 goal sounds. I'm so stupid always wanting more, it's because there was so many world bets today and I was only up a couple of hundred, now up insane, huge grin on my face, good night and god bless
>>63939300
>Today should have been as it could would have been
>>63939360
Haven't had time to look, been proctoring an exam for the past 2 hours. I'll check in half an hour or so
>>63939346
>betting on overs and unders
Sort of had to win really didn't you? Let me guess you had more on unders right?
>>63939300
>Today should have been world up 3k+
>Today has been good up 1.2k
>>63939391
Well O2.5/2.0 and U0.75 isnt exactly win-win, is it? And no, I lost on that game. We cant all be perfect like you.
>pelicants favourites over grizzlies
>>63939300
world
tez
>>63939391
Will never understand criticism of this sort of thing, its exactly what a smart gambler does if things don't go as planned.
I had stack on various Klitschko wins at the weekend but by round 7 I was smashing the fuck out of Fury win and Fury by decision and made a bunch of money despite calling it wrong to start with. Nothing wrong with it whatsoever.
>>63939423
Ok fair enough by the way you went HUP I thought you were trying to make out like you made money out of the game.
>>63939442
It's easy to say that when the unders bet has won. Don't mean to sound arrogant but I don't get things wrong that often and if I do so what? Bets loses, move on. You're not going to win every bet, you won't even win 65%+ most likely, if you're so worried about losing you feel the need to chase on the opposite side you're staking too much. Learn to lose money, it's more important than learning to win money.
>>63939508
Hedging and chasing m8. They're different things.
>>63939508
I would argue U0.75 at the time was a value bet, not a chase as such.. The best chances had been and gone for Brazil and they werent going to concede. They either got one lucky goal and it was a half loss, or it ends 0-0 and I win. If the line was 0.5 at the same time, I wouldnt have taken it.
>>63939508
I don't chase the otherside every time but there are times where the other side is clearly value as the side you were originally on has been smashed too far by peeople thinking similarly to yourself.
Using the same example you could get Fury at 2.5 to win by any method as late as about the start of round 11. Any one who watched that fight knew it was over by then, Fury pretty much didn't need to anything but not get knocked out which looked exceptionally unlikely.
brazil slags odd just dropped massively
the repetitive bollocks that goes on itt is boring as fuck
>>63939629
Do not fall for it. Yes Brazil the better side and most likely winners but NZ a very decent side that could easily grind out a 0-0 or low socring game that could go either way.
>>63939565
>>63939570
Maybe went a bit overboard but I see where you're coming from. Bet won so it worked out for you, I know from experience making similar bets which didn't work out, and ending up with two losses on opposite sides, not pretty. It's a good skill to be able to judge when you've got something wrong but accepting a loss is important too which was the point I was trying to make.
chasing on grizzlies
No idea why I'm not on unders, played in very hot conditions and think it goes u2.5 about 70% of the time. New Zealand created next to nothing in the world cup but were very solid at the back, Brazil are overrated and I don't see them scoring more than two here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4UiJD7ND14
>>63939760
lol
>>63939760
>fooking
>>63939733
a i r
>>63939760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
>>63939905
Love a nice glass of water me.
>>63939865
>Not based Pereira
Still I'll take it
Does it always take 24 hours for withdrawal from bet365 to be completed? Or perhaps longer sometimes? Still waiting for me muney after 25 hours and counting.
>>63939941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpPGE8NllUI
Prefer a pint of milk me like
William and Mary -3
Georgetown -25.5
East Carolina -5.5
>Betting on slag games
>>63940034
I do enjoy a glass of milk in the evening.
>>63940055
what's her snapchat lid?
>>63940055
All that flab
NZ bench pretty tez including a 16 year old so if they make a lot of changes at HT and you're on NZ win or NZ + handi it might be worth cashing out or hedging
>>63940055
Left = World
Right = Decent
Middle = Worst of the bunch but I'm not gonna pretend I wouldn't
>>63940204
>That round belly
>decent pair
>most likely to stay in the same position when naked
so 3 wins
>tfw spent hours creating a betting spreadsheet instead of doing uni work
This ECU game is laughable.
>>63940255
which one are you talking about
>>63940467
left to right
>>63940255
>>most likely to stay in the same position when naked
why is that a good thing
>>63940579
Looks better, lefts will look like two bald headed cunts in a headlock when she lies down, also >saggy liking saggy tits
>>63938435
tears if you weren't on this
>>63940396
post it i need a new one for 2016
>>63940716
It's rather basic, it took so long because I haven't used spreadsheet software for a while and I was working out a formula for returns on horses depending on whether you've backed it each way or not
>>63940637
>liking fake tits
Would I be correct in saying you're a virgin?
>>63940204
This desu lid
>>63940777
No, I'm actually in bed with the gf now lad.
>>63940777
>not liking big tits
ha! gaaaaay
>>63938321
Still would desu
Just had a MAJOR argument with the ex gf. What do now?
>>63940965
tell her she's gotten fat
>>63940965
Post pics
>>63940987
Nah shes hot as fuck.
>>63940998
No.
>>63940965
What was it about?
>>63940965
>pretending you have an ex
Saddo
Sorry to derail this thrilling fake story but would anyone be interested to contributing to making a guide to soft bookies.
A small database of what reasons, how quickly bookies limit, if it is only when you withdraw etc, if you get rebacks when limited, how you can make new accounts, mirrors/clones, if a weekend being a mug gets you bigger limits or account lasts longer, if they track cookies, iesnare, MAC address, starting limits, what they are good for, etc, etc.
I know some of the above for most bookies but not it all.
Or is this too much for bubblegum babies like myself and no one is interested?
>>63941122
I'd be interested to reading this guide, I don't know enough to contribute though I'm afraid
>>63941122
Start a Google doc and we can collaborate lad ;^)
>>63941122
I have never been limited :)
>>63941122
>implying I make enough money to draw a bookies attention
>implying I make any money all
>>63941122
Make a google doc. I've been limited on 50 different bookies, it's my topic on mastermind
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14261350
>you will never be a college bench player doing random celebrations after each made basket
Why live?
on large wizards @1.95 tears if you deliberately miss this
>>63941288
>he doesn't ball on scrubs with his m8s on an intramural team
>>63941288
>you will never perform the give me life
For proper shrewd gamblers on here, how many bets would you make a day?
I know it would obviously depend on schedule, but I definitely get on too many bets with small stakes. Win some, lose some, end up back at square one.
I see tip here or a half decent looking game in-play and just put a little bet on whatever looks good, often not doing much research.
I'm thinking I might just start putting 1 or 2 bets on a day and putting a larger stake on them rather than all this 'betting for the sake of it' crap I do right now
>>63941122
Sounds good even if no one will agree on what to put. Does anyone know if Joes method of stopping bookies catching onto you still works?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vC0HV1oOOwiDdmufn4CJX4Nrsg4B8MUwBLWE5i5oRN0/edit?usp=sharing
>>63941445
What one? Iesnare disable instructions still work. Clearing cookies and using VPN are common sense and probably help. Heard that some bookies track the MAC address of the device used to create the account.
>>63941540
I HEARD that the Mac address can only be tracked if you download something from them.
What are the best websites for canadians?
>>63941418
I know plebs betting everyday after workhours and all sunday afternoons. that's the point of no-return ---> madness.
>>63941540
>>63941591
This liddo
>>63941632
This is iesane and you should do this now. Takes 2 sec.
>>63941591
Not sure about entropay now. Worst you can do it try it in a card in a family member's/friend's name so you can sort it out if it goes tits up
>memepiss jizzlies
>>63941540
Spruce it up a bit ffs that spreadsheet is a sorry sight
>>63941418
Average is definitely 1 or 2 games bet on but as you say depends on the day.
Best to look at games bet on rather than amount of bets made since you might bet at various bookies, you might hedge your bet, the value might shift to the other side of the line (so for example you end up on -0.5 for the home team but +2 for the away team) you might get on overs as well as handicaps as well as to win to nil and so on if the game is unbelievable value.
>>63941684
Don't need it myself but its been a while since I have and wondered if it still worked for adding to an updated OP but cheers anyway
Do like the colour coordinating on the spreadsheet its a nice touch
>>63941540
>Took a matter of minutes for autists to start shitting it up intentionally
Never change /bet/
PGA OUT!
>>63941947
>>63941971
Whats wrong with it? All I seen was a couple comments underneath it all
>>63941971
PGA would be quite useful actually. I'm sure there's a few of them that would be quite knowledgeable on this stuff
>>63942266
I don't disagree that they could be but
>implying anyone will post it there potentially outing themselves to Mackers as being from /bet/
>implying anyone would post it there opening themselves up to doxxing by autistic /bet/ users
>implying PGA would be helpful if they knew it originated in /bet/ and knowing Mackers hates /bet/ due to tipperleaks and a few other things
Unlikely to get any sort of cooperation and have it end well imo
""Professional Gambling Advice""
>tfw you're not on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlT4QOla72g
P H I L L Y
>>63942982
looks like a video game glitch
>>63941300
TEARS
E
A
R
S
>need Anthony Davis to have 13 rebounds+points this quarter
>he misses a layup
Worthless unibrowed cunt
based grizzlies
noose is going back in the closet boys
That real madrid lineup tomorrow lel
I can't believe my bank was just 15 euros on friday and now it's 71
hopefully someone made cash out of urgay bb
Told you all family
Based magic pull through
>>63944170
Thanks
>>63941540
Nice colors m8
>>63944154
well done, quadrupling your roll in a week is no small task, regardless of the size of your stakes
Real Madrid squad for tomorrow/today:
Casilla, Ruben Yanez, Carlos Abad, Pepe, Nacho, Arbeloa, Lienhart, Tejero, Casemiro, Kovacic, Cheryshev, Isco, Llorente, Jesse Lucas Vázquez, Foreman and James Rodriguez
Cadiz DNB @ 6.5 is looking tempting
>>63944396
Just take the + handi senpai
>>63944396
did this leak? since when are final lineups released this early
>>63944396
Really don't like it m8, still some good players in there and Cadiz are really weak.
That squad is a mix of backup first teamers and Real Castilla players but Castilla are good enough to beat Cadiz on their own by one or two goals imo.
desu I'd say bookies have it well priced which wouldn't be surprising since this is exactly the sort of match you'd expect Real to rest players for.
betfair and bet365 got very different prices on ice handis threeway, LA kings +1 2.2 vs 3.1
>lines still not up
Backing Lady Tatia e/w at sandown in the next race. Good fork progressing well through the grades and should be too good for these
$6.5/2.25
>>63940033
from someone who withdraws every 2 weeks, i can tell you it's almost always exactly 4 business days. that's if you withdraw to your credit/debit card.
Get on SGP Slammers in men's doubles. $5.50 right now.
Rise and shine /bet/ buddies! Time for some LIP DOTO MOTHERFUCKERS
Thinking of putting the /bet/ curse onto complexity game 1. The only lockdown Vega has for anti-mage is the disruptor. If he doesn't catch him in his static storm, they literally can't kill him!
>>63938707
>misunderstanding what a semi-colon is
How long do "pro" Dota matches take? How correct are the prices?
During today i questioned this game in the daily post. I cant understand the odds behind this game, the First Classified before the game was at 2.45. At half time they lead 1-2, but in the second half Gornik Z scores 3 goals in 5 minutes. I only beteed 10 €, but this is a clear fixed game in my opinion.
Was this game fixed?
Townsville Crocs vs Cairns Taipans in Aus Basketball. -9.5 handicap for crocs is $1.80 and they are already up 20points int he first quarter.
>>63947818
Smashed
>>63947825
its moved out to 13.5 now. Should have got on guys
>tfw I should use a trip and give tips
Taipans vs crocs. The fix is in. crocs were down 52-27 at the half and have gone 13-1 up in the 3rd quarter so far.
>-6
Enjoy your tenners penny punters
>>63937995
I refuse to believe you make any sort of money from gambling.
It makes me sad that your roll seems to be much bigger than mine
Kastamonuspor +1.5 such a world price
>>63947710
Got anymore dota tips for today? I put a lot of money on empire to beat vega 2-0 on Monday after wrecking the other teams but then they ended up getting whooped so I'm a bit more cautious as to where I put my money now.
>>63948226
Why?
>>63948201
>Aren't punters bored of the shit tipsters spout by now? BOOOM a 4/7 winner and 14 losses just today.. SIGN UP NOW!
that twitter is 2 true
You could quite comfortably make a living following reputable tipsters. Say, 5 tipsters who regularly tip and a sizeable bankroll with bankroll management.
If you're clueless about betting, you could just do this. It's strange.
>>63948566
>5 tipsters who regularly tip and a sizeable bankroll with bankroll management.
I cant find any though, pls help
on Ludogorets and Partizan double
>>63948586
Euan, best tipster around
>>63948201
Did you make this up? I can't find it.
Someone did contact him about James though
>>63948586
There are plenty on blogabet.
>tfw Mackers actually seems like a nice guy
Begging to test Goffy's chin
hello lads
I've been betting on griget recently (I only bet on Tests, meme cricket is called luckswing for a reason) and I've done pretty well. From three Test matches and an initial deposit of $50 I've since made over $900 net.
Would anyone be interested in me posting my tips here when the game is on? I'd only be doing it live because betting on cricket is completely dependent on the playing conditions, that's where the money is made.
>>63948594
HUP
now keep at it lads
>>63948660
Sure m8
>>63948660
Trip up if you're gonna. Will monitor ROI to see if it's worth taking in future.
>>63948660
Sounds good m8.
Get a trip too and if your tips are good, you won't be expected to do write ups or post slips once you have a reputation
Large staking Kastamonuspor @75
>>63948605
Think he did desu
>>63948700
>>63948688
okay I'll do that, there's a couple of games which starts on the 10th, I'll do it then aslong as I'm not working
>>63948660
yes mate
http://www.oddsportal.com/soccer/turkey/turkish-cup/adanademirspor-sivas-belediyespor-dx5ZNjZu/#1X2;2
Anyone got idea what is going on here
>>63948723
Because it's fixed
>>63948724
Probably mixed the away team up with Sivasspor and pulled it once they realised their mistake
>>63948705
2222222222
Get ready lads
>>63948724
Was either tipped or fixed. And I couldn't find the tip last night on the usual places.
>>63948718
>implying we're not all broke before the 10th
Down and concerned about life
Would love to copy blogabet tips, get paid 25/month and have mugs worship me desu
333333
Lol
What are the chances of the Barcelona vs Vilanovense match not ending 3x0, 4x0, 5x0 or 6x0?
>>63948705
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tears budddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy xP
The horse gambled on in The Gay Cavalier's race that flatanon said to watch out for next time just won at 12/1
cheer lid
00000000000000000
>>63948850
>333333
WHAT IS THIS NEW MEME
>>63948959
it's not new it's just another PGAism
>>63948965
>wah wah PGA
PLEASE JUST HAVE SEX YOU DULLARD
absolute tears if you haven't been milking overs this season in le designated shitting league
Shaking for a bet desu
Skoda Xanthi +0.5 might be worth getting on
No more bets please.
lads lads lads ;)
what we having/had for lunch then? ;)
>>63949137
ham & mustard sandwich, packet of mini-cheddars and a cup of tea
>March is only 3 months away
Feels good mates
Can someone explain to me how to cook chicken in a pan? I always overcook the outside and the middle doesn't cook properly.
>>63949137
Going subway in a bit footlong bmt on hearty Italian
>>63949179
You're not cooking it whole are you? Just slice it into small pieces, or bake it whole in the oven
>>63949197
>tfw you imagine a britlad putting a huge whole chicken on a jamie oliver pan with a little bit of oil in it and some salt and pepper on top
>>63949116
>Skoda Xanthi +0.5 might be worth getting on
hopefully:)
prematch I was close to straight draw but chose not to. I got on +0,[email protected] too.
>>63949179
Grill it if it's a whole chicken breast
If it's in a pan, slice/chop it up and cook in some oil. Don't put it at a very high heat or it will burn. Stir frequently.
>>63948594
Thanks m80
>>63949224
#protien
#BulkingNotSulking
>>63949227
also lots of people on Platanias to win
~2 prematch, 1.61 12' in
Need a world 4th tbqh
dat Platanias value
>>63949274
sums tbqh
>>63949274
lel, now at 1.33
had to get on the -1 handicap because spotted it too late ;(
YOU LIKE TRAINS?!
Careful now boys
also on Slaven belupo
Mum bought me the wrong flavour cans of monster, had a right go at her.
Dunno why it is so difficult to remember which ones I like.
>Not on Platanias
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OCXP5Hb4ak
After the Orlando pick yesterday will be backing up today lads.
Suns win at Detroit. Really like the way the Suns match up in this one. Bledsoe will make it hard for Reggie Jackson to do anything with the ball and Tyson Chandler is of the better bigs when it comes to defending Drummond. They will come out firing after a disappointing loss yesterday.
Take them +4.5 at 1.95 or straight at $2.45 either way you will come out ahead
>>63949420
I always imagine it in more of a Macho Man Randy Savage kind of voice
If you are reading this post please reply with a 'Here', 'Present' or something similar.
Just want to know how many people are actively browsing /bet/ at this time of day.
>>63949420
>>63949443
It's supposed to be a question not a statement.
Imagine someone has just said to you, "What's PGA?" then you chuckle a little and say "PGA?" then proceed to tell them about it.
>>63949444
Something similar
>>63949444
Present
>>63949452
Yeah I know. Just when I see "brother" I think of some wrestler voice like Randy Savage or Hulk Hogan or some shit, telling you about it
someone do PGA rap with this beat (starts around 20 secs)
https://youtu.be/NxrYnu7Tqm0?t=20s
Mali U23 0.0 @ 2.150
o i am laffin, gonna clean out the bookies on this one
>>63949478
cant do it, its too slow.
PGA rap needs a medium-fast tempo beat
Down stupid sums, need to take this seriously now
>get notification on my phone while watching tv
>'whatever, it's probably my gf'
>check it 10 minutes later
>it was a tipperleaks tweet
>>63949547
>Tipperleaks tweets are protected
y
Just get someone of Fiverr to rap it. It needs to be done right so James can see it. It's only $5.
Literally how have Slaven not scored yet. Toying with Osijek.
Shamkir DC desu
>>63949552
so pathetic penny punting slugs like you cant ruin the value
>>63949555
https://uk.fiverr.com/search/gigs?acmpl=1&sub_category=158&category=12&utf8=%E2%9C%93&search_in=category&source=top-bar&locale=en&en_query=&query=rap&page=1&layout=auto
Someone get on it.
>>63949552
so that Mackers can't see them and report them
>Someone on the stands shouting 'Hvala Bog'
lol
>>63949562
It's copied from PGA so unlikely
anyone on Portimonense?
>>63938888
Quads dont lie.
IDEMO SLAVEN
IDEMO SLAVEN
SLAVEEEEEEEEEN
>>63949567
shaking
Don't toy with me like this Rossy
>Slaven
>Slaven
>>63939300
Thursday
Wednesday
>>63949656
>>63949672
>>63949714
>>63949715
Nobody cares about your shit mug bet, please fuck off back to le reddit. Thank you.
>>63949714
>>63949715
>To the fucking second
>tfw the thread scrolls up and you dont realise, you start reading posts from last night, you see a post you recognize from last night, you wonder why someone is posting it again, you check the post time and it says 11pm, you have a little laugh and go down here to post about it
hahaha nice one friend (reply to the poser above me)
Mackers
Is
B A C K
*poster :P
T I P P E R L E A K S
Surreal
tipper tipper leaks, tipper leaks, tipper leaks, tipper, tipper tipper leaks
SUMS on tipperleaks
>>63949764
>>63949772
>>63949783
>>63949788
Have sex please
I had a tipple, on tipperleaks ;)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vC0HV1oOOwiDdmufn4CJX4Nrsg4B8MUwBLWE5i5oRN0/edit#gid=0&vpid=A1
Feel free to start filling in the autism sheet lads
>>63949813
Btw, I protected it. To add something, select a cell, then go to comment on the top right and add what you want added.
Why is caen @4.30 when they're in second place in the ligue 1 and up against a team with injuries?
>>63949813
>>63949832
No idea what half of this shit means but I know Stan James banned my account and others here after that Estonian Cup game a while ago.
Need a Slavan goal like A I R
Copa del Rey accy so tempting
whats the bet lads
oxygen
hydrogen
What are the odds on Neville to be sacked after his first game with Valencia
>>63949925
Nvm just read he is buddies with the new owner
>>63949925
What the fuck? Why is he managing Valencia?
>>63949942
Because he wants to
>this Osijek cunt getting carded
serves him fucking right
>>63949836
nvm did a bit more research and discovered monaco have two players named traore. Odds might be right then
Wtb lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir8ExB-zG1s
111111111111
Tell me why this won't win m8s.
Everyone's playing someone 2 leagues below them, except Valencia and Liverpool.
TEARS for me laddies. I tried my best to wake up for dota this morning. I stayed up for the first 20 minutes, lost $80 and then fell back asleep.
Is bet365 no longer carrying live in play odds for this tournament?
Please tell me what is going on /bet/ bros.
00000000000000
Side note: Why is there so much angst against me on here? You guys must be jelly as fuck.
Pro tip: karma is real
>>63950023
Because no idea what the teams are yet?
>>63950037
because every time you post you're losing money?
>>63950042
Are you Oil?
>>63950042
ohhh, i see. you guys only want my winning tips. My mistake, I thought you wanted both winning and losing tips for a more realistic betting experience.
Allow me to omit any future losing tips.
I gotchu /bet/ bros!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LIVE IN PLAY ODDS FOR THIS DOTO MATCH
>>63950048
far from it m8, i'm a shitter
>>63950051
>why do i have a bad reputation?
>well maybe because of this?
>DURR U R STUPID
2222222222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK0bkXSynPk
check out my youtube channel please mates
>>63950039
>not knowing today's skedge
>>63950025
Probably because virginclick isnt a sport
Imagine replying to trolls and making the thread shitter instead of just filtering them. IMAGINE.
>>63950078
PLEASE read a book
333333333333
>find a game on the 365 in-play
>pretend you had a bet on something thats already happened
>post about it here
Up insane on Al Arabi Kuwait U20 FH handis
tears if you missed it
>>63950098
>be a bitter perma DAC virgin slug
>see others winning bets because they're shrewd
>whinge about it here
Cretin.
>>63950013
KeK
>Ross Greig lookalike cunt
>>63950113
>le whinge man
Kill yourself.
i just found out what happened. the bookies were clueless this morning. my real life bet buddies made a killing off them while i slept.
Kill me now.
>>63950124
Would pay sickening sums to see Rossy plant one right on Euan's greasy little chin
>>63950111
on o8.5 since after the the 5th, evens for another in the 5 mins that were left in the 1st didn't look that good to me
trains are nice
>>63950124
Ross is like a legit underworld celebrity. Just how deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>63949925
being phil neville must be suffering, always in his brother's shadow
777777777-0
Wonder how many people are funding a Scotsman's trip to Venice with his mum by being on O5.5 in the AEK game.
>>63950197
Unreal
>>63950197
Clueless. You couldn't spot a fix if it landed in your half coke.
>>63950197
:^)
>>63950197
zzzzzz stick to the bubblegums
>>63950204
>>63950225
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>63950230
slurp away slug
Pmsl how shit is Euan?
Saint Patrick FC Zabbar with no subs, keeper outfield and their 50? year old manager in defence
>>63950277
post your last 5 bets
>>63950285
source pls
>>63950296
Sioni Bolnisi +0.5
FC Torpedo Kutaisi +1
FC Vysocina Jihlava U19 +2
Boluspor -0.5
Tuzlaspor +0.5
>>63950318
pmsl
>>63950318
Thanks for the tips
>>63950316
Kurt Drago
>>63950332
horse shit
>>63950329
What's so funny pal?
>>63950318
slips, we can all post bs and pretend we were on
Tarxien Rainbows unreal value @ 8.00
>>63950353
if you're gonna try and walk on water make sure you wear your comfortable shoes kid
Kurt Drago about to make me tons of money
Kurt Drago surreal
22222222222
Unreal stuff from Kurt
Some very strange individuals in this forum
>>63950480
Imagine not being on Gzira like this guy pmsl
>>63950480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vZN3q7lV9H
>>63950480
>forum
Begone child.
>>63950480
Dangers to society the lot of them
Kurt UNREAL
>>63950491
Imagine being so mad you are not on, that you stake -2, after 0-2 .
>>63950550
Wins easily, Zabbar manager is going to tire and floodgates will open
pmsl at slugs not being on this winning bet
mfw gf asks how I'm paying for the holiday and I say Kurt Drago
wtb on olympiakos?
Kurt making me sweat
Gonna be up life changing sums once the HT/FT fix that Kurt Drago posted lands.
Need another goal in the red star game like so bloody much
/bet/ needs its own janitor
>bubblegum shite
zzzzzzz
>>63950758
Begging here, totally lost my head, wow need a goal
>>63950834
Pmsl, come back when you can profit in Asia you little turd
>only up 760 today
zzzzzz
>>63950805
Need to perma ban the Danish flag desu
Final score of the Al Arabi Kuwait U20 match?
>>63950858
:^)
No arbs or hedges losing me money in Asia in the last 20 days
>>63950892
1-3
>>63950897
>cutting out the y axis
pmsl, it probably goes up in increments of £10
>>63950585
>>63950666
>>63950731
>>63950542
>>63950400
>>63950437
>>63950455
>>63950332
Who's this Kurt guy and why have I never heard of him until now
>>63950897
£70 nice
>>63950897
Wow up 800 quid since 22nd November congrats
>>63950888
the c.uckbong flag you mean
>>63950921
He's the godfather of Maltese football and about make me some sickening sums
>>63950921
Google not work on your computer lid?
>>63950920
;)
Still profit in Asia, isnt it?
>>63950948
I found the guy's twitter but why are you all talking about him all of a sudden when I've never seen him mentioned before
why is euan so secretive over his roll?
>>63950962
I've seen his roll, it's €25000
>>63950961
they are fucking meme spamming teenagers.. stop trying to have a meaningful conversation with them.
>>63950961
I haven't been talking about him but I'm aware of him since he has been brought up here before
>>63950971
see
>>63950888
Can someone explain what is Asia?
>>63950981
It's a continent senpai
>North American education
>>63950962
Because for the hours of work he puts in and the amount of accounts he's had its tiny? My roll is 50k, I'm not shrewd at all just follow tipsters pmsl
>>63950981
Asia is the Earth's largest and most populous continent, located primarily in the eastern and northern hemispheres. Though it covers only 8.7% of the Earth's total surface area, it comprises 30% of Earth's land area, and has historically been home to the bulk of the planet's human population (currently roughly 60%). Asia is notable for not only overall large size and population, but unusually dense and large settlements as well as vast barely populated regions within the continent of 4.4 billion people. Asia has exhibited economic dynamism (particularly East Asia) as well as robust population growth during the 20th century, but overall population growth has since fallen to world average levels.[3]
The boundaries of Asia are traditionally determined as that of Eurasia which is not Europe, as there is no clear geographical separation between them, and Asia is in itself originally a European definition. The most commonly accepted boundaries place Asia to the east of the Suez Canal, the Ural River, and the Ural Mountains, and south of the Caucasus Mountains and the Caspian and Black Seas.[4] It is bounded on the east by the Pacific Ocean, on the south by the Indian Ocean and on the north by the Arctic Ocean.
Given its size and diversity, the concept of Asia—a name dating back to classical antiquity—may actually have more to do with human geography than physical geography.[5] Asia varies greatly across and within its regions with regard to ethnic groups, cultures, environments, economics, historical ties and government systems. It also has a mix of many different climates ranging from the equatorial south via the hot desert in the Middle East, temperate areas in the east and the extremely continental centre to vast subarctic and polar areas in Siberia.
Imagine being able to bet on overweight oil rig workers having a kickabout after work. IMAGINE.
>>63950991
what tipsters and how long did it take you to get to a 50k roll and how much did you start with?
>>63951015
Mackers, a year, 5k
>ask a question that is not included in the FAQ/wiki
>receive meme answers
Thanks lids
>>63951043
Considering Euan is a student, I doubt he started with 5k so % wise he's probably increased his roll more than you
>>63951062
"Asia" refers to Asian bookies who dont limit successful punters, unlike soft bookies. However, their lines are more accurate and harder to profit on long term.
>>63951066
>£5k
Was more like £100 back in the day and £300 when I started taking it proper seriously. 5 figs now.
>>63951066
Well I started with less, technically I started with 50 quid two years ago, built that up to 5k but that was just luck. Started betting properly this year
>>63951062
Meme responder here. Its because its a question thats been asked a million times here already and just takes a simple Google search to answer plus they you were asking for it with the way you worded the question. But to answer you Asian bookies have higher wager limits and are far far less likely to limit you for being successful
>>63951089
>5 figs
Give us a ballpark figure lid, my knob is single digit inches, stating the obvious
>>63951117
£100.00
>>63951117
I saw a screenshot a week or so ago and his roll was about 25k euros
K I N G
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>>63951117
>having a sub 10cm dick
unlucky
Gzira Utd goal when?
medium on barca to score more in the 2nd half @2.05, they're starting absolute shitters with neymar, suarez and iniesta on the bench, worth a punt tbqh
>>63951256
That's old news, the new bet is Caykur Rizespor -1.5
>guingamp in the lead
fuuuuuuuuuckk, cant let my accy die on the first match, pls goal pls pls
>>63951289
not in the lead***************
fug me
Would love to test Kurt Drago's chin
KURT SURREAL
THE FIX IS IN
Kurt Drago so unreal, up mountains mate ty lid x
>>63951279
Why is that? Guessing just teams but havent checked yet
Up life
>>63951350
14 year old in nets, manager up front and just the groundsman on the bench for Orhangazi
>>63950111
Bet365 still have paid it out yet
>>63951350
Away teams plane only arrived 30 minutes ago, my source is telling me they are dehydrated and tired
>>63951381
Overnight bus actually liddo, go check the distance
>>63950550
>>63950576
JUST IMAGINE
>>63951411
My source is reliable, he just confirmed they flew.
Villanovense +3.5?
https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/672116665744797696
>>63951444
Check the bench. First half lines if you want anything
Coral has Michael Sprott @34 vs Granant, stick a bit down hopefully it doesn't get palped
KURT DRAGO WANTS 10K ON PIETA HOTSPURS
>>63951444
Tears
SUMS (a small) on U2.5 FH in Barcelona
>real madrid to win to win nil against 3rd division cadiz
Obscenely disgusting sums on Caykur Rizespor, hate myself so much.
>>63951552
2.20 btw
fifteen hundred pound booooom
>>63951552
btts no @1.83
Any of the /bet/ political friends been following the House of Commons debate on Syria today?
What is happening the Altach game lel
Kek remember that Fin last night on espoo blues? I thought he was talking about their game today and it won.
>>63951551
>>63951586
Would love to test that Fin's chin Tbh
>>63951602
didn't you get on after the 1st goal lid? or did you go small on such short odds before it? got on after it personally so let's sweat it out
>>63951618
After the goal but what I've seen is lots of Braca pressure. Turned if off and going for a walk round the flat.
addict bet on Genk
>>63951671
looked comfy for the last few minutes actually throwins fouls and villa keeping trying to attack carefully, like 2 actual chances by barca in the last 10 minutes or so
>>63951703
tears
>that barca goal
Pmsl
absolute tears, villa gk literally passed the ball to sandro who was about 3 meters infront of him during a pointless passing exchange with the cb
Heads gone
What even is the Barca bet. Tempted to go on Over4.5, smaller on 5.5, 6.5
>>63951759
>stealing my gimmick
>>63950883
Now only 530
And mum hasn't made dinner yet even though I'm starving literally about to flip right now, beyond raging
nacional playing like shit, had a big percentile of my bank on them and they receive a goal at match start. lines are bad in that game though I chased on nacional -0.5 after the goal
I don't see any good bets on defensor/river. river always has loads of goals in their encounters but defensor doesn't, and they switch their formations too often. I'd say defensor dnb is good odds but I don't like betting on underdogs when I can't see the match or even know the formation
>>63951782
>stealing Mackers gimmick
>missed the goal
>misses the chase bet
>>63951800
iktf. It is literally just a stir fry. Takes 2 fucking seconds to make. I'm sitting here sweating my arse off on unders while doing work and that silly cow cant make dinner
>guingamp red card
Well fuck me
>>63951831
Thought you were a student?
Head has absolutely gone
Just sweet chin musiced the cat. Can't see straight, shaking with rage.
>>63951274
rip
>farca
literally why you cunts, shaking for early suarez and neighmar and a 2nd half massacre
Done it all wrong. Sums on U4.5. This cant lose.
>>63951857
Dropped out. Working on getting my apprenticeship now. Gonna be an apprentice forklift driver.
They are the betting men
This is the ladbrokes life
anyone betting in the liverpool match btw? i'll probably pass as i barely missed out on soton @2.75 on coral before the drift and not sure if that liverpool lineup is trustworthy
DAC again. Need Jen to skrill me another 3k.
I forgot to fill in some paperwork at work today so I'm going to get a right bollocking in the morning.
Klopp out, absolutely disgraceful
fenix scored
absolute tears
>Betting on liverpool
red card too
Large staking Gibraltar United +1.5
>>63951376
zzz, they voided my o8.5, chat bloke said it was 8-0 when they lost contact around the 70th minute or so
>>63952301
zzzzzzzzz would never tip a shit -ev tip like that you dullard
>>63952315
Same had -2 asian at 6 nil @2.5
Down unspeakable amounts on Rizespor
How does the betfair premium charge work if you withdraw before you are first billed? Do they have any legal right to get this money from you?
>>63952439
Probably contractual so yea
CHALLENGE:
Someone make a new thread with a betting or /bet/ relate OP. (No politics, race, or religion related images or editions)
89% of /bet/ users cant complete this challenge!!!
What happened to Unibwin? He used to post frequently
1 more in cracovia FH for an absolute feast of oxygen
so glad i went for barca to score more in the 2nd instead of overall goals, 3 more look possible
Celta Vigo is easy money @1.90. They are dominating.
>>63952436
I thought it was a meme bet?
>>63952527
on as well
Tears if you didn't get on pool +1 fh and full time.
>>63952504
o2.5 fh hit, o4.5 looking fit, responsible value bets are extra comfy
missed emelec @4.75 while typing up how to get on small though, didn't even get to re-back myself though i'm on them from 0-0, disappointing
NEW THREAD
>>63952747
>>63952747
>>63952747
The turkish fox is in
>>63952806
UP SUMS
