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ayy lalao
but pls don't be real
#prayforBelgiumbro subsubedition
>>63918380
We never found out what happened to him did we? Was probably trolling nonetheless
>>63918380
>this was 20 days ago
RIP fellow countryman
>>63918290
>handball betting
>>63918447
>Was probably trolling
Course it was. Literally only believe about 25% of what I read on 4chan and probably less than that when it comes specifically to obvious offtopic shitposters.
>and betting advice
lel'd
Absolutely sickening sums on Serbia W +4.5, don't know what kind of idiot is backing Belgium so much but I can't just sit here and turn down this easy money. I know I should feel bad when there's little black kiddies starving in London right now but this is a gift.
>>63918558
do you know serbian soccer?
If bet365 fundamentally shows incorrect in game data for a game and a bet is placed on the assumption it's correct (as its a literally who league for example). Then the outcome of the bet doesn't align with the the data they are showing. Can they just be like fuck you I'm taking your stake or what. I've emailed the cunts but I'm not really expecting a response
>>63918558
Belgium lost to Bosnia 1-0 at home
Belgium beat Bosnia 6-0
>>63918634
I don't know too much about Serbian football mate but listen here, I know Serbian female football and I know +4.5 was a gift.
>>63918558
Good bet desu, almost as juicy as the Bhutan +7.5 a few weeks back, bookies don't know about altitude or weather
>>63918558
Listen here slug, I know Belgium and Serbian women's football and Serbia +4.5 is NOT a gift. Belgium are going to run away with this game. Enjoy losing your "sickening" sums as soon you will be joining those little black kiddies starving in London.
Imagine not being on Brentford 0.0
Trousertears
>>63918667
Thanks soccerway
>>63918675
Please have sex you clueless little cretin
>>63918667
*Serbia lost to Bosnia 1-0 at home
>>63918681
u2.5 is obviously the bet. On large
that's a decent bet too though
>>63918665
"Fuck you, rball baby"
DSG Elite are about to put 10+ goals past these middle aged doctors
>>63918665
tears
> there are "people" in this thread not bankrolling Inter @5.5
>>63918789
Why would I want to lose my entire roll?
Would you lads read a book/watch a movie about an Android/Robot built for betting purposes. It can research games 1000x faster than any human and can also create mind-boggling algorithms.
Two rival gangs are fighting for control of the robot (Rossy vs Mackers maybe?) and well I dont want to give too much away!
>>63918851
Absolutely.
>2015
>There are people on /bet/ that don't use Betmaid
Tears desu
>>63918447
most likely, the last line puts it over the top.
>>63918558
Can't stop topping up + and unders, so disgusted at myself.
>>63918878
For once in your life, stop shitposting and post a slip. Just once.
>>63918865
as far as I know it's not that good of an idea to bet on mobile, you make more rushed and risky decisions than when betting on PC or a match you're actually following
>>63918911
1-1
Please have sex
HUP
why is it that asian handicap 0.0 on prematch lots of times is higher than dnb?
>>63918994
cookies blueless
>that 100% possession rating
lump everything on brentford lads
gambling is a sickness, and you should all seek help.
>>63919086
h-hidoi senpai
>>63919086
TipsterNor pls come back
>>63919086
That doesn't look like a southeast Asian flag
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who aren't putting their house on a Guarin goal.
>>63918721
tears
DAC if one of Inter or RB Leipzig don't win.
>missed Brentford
>missed Sparta
>missed OB
everything i'm not moving on wins
feeling sick to my stomach
>there are people right now who haven't gone large on Brentford 2-0
>>63919196
show slip m9
remember when a tip was a tip and not in the form of a shitpost
>>63919244
i haven't, because I can't afford it, but trust me.
>missing an open net
And I thought the Dutch were proficient scorers
>inter
un fucking real
>>63919250
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
zzzzzzzzzzz a tip is never something to be taken blindly you cretin
Alright, I have read a lot about matches being fixed (especially in Italy, Ukraine, Russia, Portugal, Belgium and so on). And I want to share my betting technic that I'm trying to refine troughout my betting career. As we all know fixed matches do exist but when? where? how? and the biggest question who? I got scammed a couple of times because I "bought" a fixed tip on facebook, I know naive and silly me, but once I figgered out no one of all the forums and pages actually has such tips I just started analyzing myself...
Genoa was on place 6th, but they have to compete with Roma, Juventus, AC and Inter milan, Napoli... You get it. So I was thinking why wouldn't Genoa just play 1/2 against Carpi (who I know fixes sometimes, as an example: they played 2/1 at home versus Shakthar Donetsk, who in the fucking world would imagine carpi winning this match, although it was friendly but still...) because they cannot compete with these huge clubs as Roma and Napoli and probably don't really care whether or not they are qualified for the Europe League.
I was watching the odd of 1/2 which was odd 81. I found that too much, thats how I came to the conclusion to bet 10 euros on it et voila... (Genoa received a red card at '6 and made the 1-0 at '8)
My final analysis was that a lot of clubs in Italy have been accused of match fixing (google if you don't believe me, but you probably do.. (: ) it even made me doubt to put €100 on it because I was getting more sure the longer I was watching the 81 odd.
>There are people not currently backing next goal in the Belgian reserve leagues
smdh desu senpai
i'm feeling ill lads, worst day in weeks
what do i chase on?
Can't stop rebacking u3.5 in the inter game
>>63919127
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rdCbGZSjC5WgC0U8cmukrkpROsdDXy46LEcK0y4Ysmw/edit?pli=1#gid=0&vpid=A1
INSANE
N
S
A
N
E
>>63919304
Go back to PGA mong
>>63919381
It's a weather fix you cretin
>>63919381
>implying they wont stop scoring as soon as I get on
I'm fairly new to betting but have been following this sub for a while now and have a question surrounding value...if I bet 1 unit and the return is 2 units, does that represent good value? If not, what is good value to you?
>>63919423
If it wins its value
>>63919412
I just said the opposite of what goes on in PGA you brainless imbecile. Please have sex.
>>63919423
>barca to beat literal who 1/2 is good value
>literal who to beat barca 1/2 is shit value
>>63919437
>If it wins its value
Hope that was sarcastic friend
Reminder the average age of /bet/ is 22
Just a general question for you guys.As the title says
Mostly applies to accas now majority of bookies offer cash out.
I learnt the hard way last night while watching Monaco I had a double on them and Juventus.
Juv was all over Palermo so it was pretty safe.
72nd min Monaco put one in to lead 3-2 this far in the game I should of just took the £40 i'd of got insted of waiting for the £56 or so if I had waited it out.As later Marseille equalized at 82min.
>>63919468
which is depressing
On this friends, what u think
Need a second Arsenal goal like air
>>63919468
>>63919480
Mental age just finished high school
>>63919490
Biological age 52.
>>63919483
warriors lose tonight. pats lost last night so the unbeaten championship voodoo has officially ended
Deep down we are all >Ameribets
>not betting on the snooker
>>63919490
Sexual Maturity 13 years old.
>>63919547
>this guy walks up to you and your girl in the club and smacks her ass
what do?
>>63919543
>we will never go back to the time when everyone posted as me
;_;
>>63919516
pls no
THE WIND IS IN
1111111111111
>>63919598
If there was a team to do it, it would be Utah. GS looked like shit when they played them last year
Large staking DSG Elite 05 -0.5 from 2-1
>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES
>>63919483
>tfw didnt get on that line in time
>tfw dont want to get on 7.5
>tfw the warriors will probably win by 15+ anyway
Wouldn't mind a third from Arsenal desu
>>63919709
shh bby its ok
>>63919709
Yh desu always play conservative on warriors and they just blow people out. pmo
>>63919423
if that bet has more than 50% chances of happening yes
also
>sub
>>63919664
Topping up even more
>Piacentina choking
pls
need a 5th goal in the dordrecht game like A I R
>>63919761
Its the guy who copies and pastes things from reddit but gives no indication he is doing so.
I can only imagine he is desperate for attention.
>>63919797
Get a good laugh occasionally at the things they say desu
how did the belgium-serb slags match go?
>>63919830
Still 1-1
+1 a bet desu
>>63919766
tears
£12 up after going on Brentford/Bolton -1.5 1st half
>>63919836
Still wins, ends 4-2+
>>63919829
Sure but a lot of the time its just pointless mugginess that isn't really any different than your average bettor. Might as well just copy and paste any generic mainstream tip at that point.
>>63918669
The all-knowing female football man does it again
>>63919834
really? wow
man I really should get into dat dere fem football bets
>>63919855
oh, i see
>>63919785
Unlucky
>>63919894
Best tipster on here tbqh bar Flatanon
>>63919916
wish he'd trip up so we wouldn't have to worry about possible imposters
Nevermind
>Piacentina
best team tybg
>Absolutely sickening sums on Serbia W +4.5, don't know what kind of idiot is backing Belgium so much but I can't just sit here and turn down this easy money. I know I should feel bad when there's little black kiddies starving in London right now but this is a gift.
absolutely based
Norwich u21 BOTD and I'm on tiny because I was in a rush
Ill
Have any of these Austrian cup games been fixed? I know some friendlies have.
>>63919971
No worries liddo, too easy to beat Asia these days with all the clueless part timers like Euan getting involved
>>63919401
Now backing u2.5 as well
>>63920034
>not sharing the fixes
matt howard surreal
>there will never be a moneyball type film for sports gambling
>>63920059
it was shocking to see belgium paying 1.040
I mean it's slag football alright but now that I think about it the 4.5+ was a bit crazy, it's not like it was sweden against cyprus or something
>>63920078
*laughs*
Matt Howard?
>>63919914
when does the torture end?
would have been up so much if i haven't lost most of my roll in the previous 2 days and didn't have to resort to shitty accys to come back
>>63920074
Possible fix lost.
>>63920116
Did you watch the game? Almere had a ball cleared off the line in the last five minutes
>>63920078
where do i subscribe to matt howards tipster group
islanders over avalanche by 2 (hockey)
lsu over charlseton by 6 (niggerball)
edmonton over tornto by 1(hockey)
under 41.0 mnf (grass niggerball)
vancouver over anaheim by 1 (hockey)
5 bucks into 106. yay or nay
>>63920151
He closed his group
>>63920162
>lsu over charlseton by 6
Was thinking the same thing
>>63920078
what's the difference between asian bookies and western?
>>63920142
pls stop i am already in absolute shambles
>>63920162
>oilels favorites over the leafs
how far we've fallen
>>63920177
Asian bookies can't pronounce the letter 'r' properly
>>63920177
western bookies trade more obscure games, have more obvious missprices
>>63920228
then why would anyone use asian instead of western? are they more lenient with limits?
>>63920257
Asians don't limit
>>63920257
>then why would anyone use asian instead of western? are they more lenient with limits?
if you manage to get limited by Asians you're already rich as fuck family. there is a ton more money being thrown around in asia
>not using African bookies
>>63920346
can't get my head around those african handicaps though, absolute minefield
>Not using American bookies
Oh wait...
>>63920346
Lost my months supply of dirt on an Ethiopian fix with an African bookie, gonna have to take out a Bonga loan of a bunch of sticks to try and get even
Took GSW by 11+ for $2.12. Utah don't have the scoring potential to keep up with an in form team like the warriors.
>>63920372
>haha let me join in on the banter guys! :p
>>63920346
>>63920371
>not using African bookies
Have you seen the lines though? the vig alone costs an arm and a leg
>>63920411
imagine being as sad as you
>>63920384
Stick your Bonga loan on the big Djiboutian derby at the weekend liddo. Absolute LOCK. Got 1 figure on atm. shaking t bh
>>63920433
trip on tadpole
FootballGib SC @FGScoreCentre 1m1 minute ago
Fourth official indicates thirteen minutes of added time, @Lynxfcgib leading 1-0.
Ready for the fix lads
>"agu, price these ugandan friendlies for me"
>>63920446
Penny punting BIG BOY
Should I open a bet365 account with £50 or should I get 200 for maximum bonus ?
>>63920538
200 big boy
The point spread on the Panthers Vs Saints is -7 right now get your /freemoney/ beforethe line moves
lads lads lads ;)
Should I cash out my u2.5 in the Brentford Bolton game?
>>63920616
worm
Need a Brentford goal more than life itself
>>63920475
Down 150 on o1.5 at average price of 8.32, cheers
Reminder that you will never be this shrewd.
>>63920680
Goff isn't in the slighest bit shrewd
>>63920672
Unlucky. Was +EV.
>>63920680
I will never be that depressed or ugly either.
>>63920616
>>63920661
brentford goal ruins my u2.5 hedge and loses me $4, how will 8 afford my big mac??
>>63920697
>Head trader at coral
>Not shrewd
Pick one
>>63919401
Sweating
>NAPOLI
>>63920738
Give me and Goffy boy A laptop, 1k and 1 week to make the most profit and I will defeat him.
>>63920711
Don't want value want winners
>>63920738
>>Head trader at coral
>>Not shrewd
it usually just takes one guy misjudging somebody else to have an incompetent hiring. literally happens all the time in the sporting world but can't happen in the sports betting world?
>>63920782
Back 1.01 shots on betfair then
Who /bestmonthever/ here?
Unreal, absolutely unreal month.
>>63920822
Wouldn't go that far but it was a good one
>>63920738
>>Head trader at coral
That's Sam Foulkes
Goff is Head of Football
>>63920822
No. Worst month ever.
>>63920822
Only averaged 521/day zzz
>>63920859
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU SLAG
>>63920661
should of followed matt howard, he was on the draw
>>63920859
What are you getting your gf for christmas?
Literally wiped out my roll, don't know what to do, guess i'm gonna have to quit betting for a couple of months
>>63920822
my worst months tbch
uni taking up so much time, don't have the time or energy to research
end up making ill informed mug bets
head absolutely not in the game
>>63920822
Whats your profit ?
>>63920868
How much you up?
>>63920874
YOU SHHHHLAGGGG
>>63920888
See you tomorrow m8 x
>>63920913
I wish, I genuinely don't have any money I can spare to put towards betting
>>63920893
Just under 22 (T W E N T Y T W O) k
>>63920930
post betfair p&l and last five bets
>>63920928
Just shitpost and pretend you're on stuff like everyone else
Tommorrow's skedge looks.....
Get the tv down to cash converters mate, you will win it all back tomorrow then buy it back on Wednesday.
>>63920987
D E C E
cunts haha
555555555
Up insane sums
>>63920952
lel
>>63921017
FATBOY
A
T
B
O
Y
>>63920930
Teach me master, I want to get into betting
>>63921023
-1.5 such a silly line
>>63920993
Don't have a tv or really anything of value except my computer but I need that so there's no way I'm selling it
>>63921174
Suck dick
>>63921216
How much you charge?
>>63921216
Would genuinely consider sucking a couple of dicks if the pay was good enough
www.privateislandsonline.com/
/bet/ island when?
>>63921216
You forgot to take the trip off to shitpost lid
>>63921250
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ngerbelas-island
tears at this one
>>63921365
Hnggggg. If everyone chipped in 10% of their rolls, we would have the best island in the world
>>63921216
Wow, rude
>>63921365
>>63921460
>liking the beach/sea/sunny places
pmsl
>>63921365
>>63921460
nah nah niggas
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/isla-paloma
this one
i told ya all niggas that inter will not win in the San Paolo
>>63921543
they would have w/o the red though
@6.00 they were value
>>63921535
>Developed
Dropped
>>63921531
Feel free to buy one of the Canadian icedeath islands
>>63921567
"we" didn't win there since 1998 man
it's not about the team, it's about that full scary san paolo
>>63918380
>Move to United States
>Join Army
>Work as Combat Medic
That's an option.
Or
>Become black market doctor
>>63921535
is the house included in the price? i mean i guess land is pretty cheap there but still seems cheap
>>63921535
Damn, I could buy this in less than 2 years using that method I saw on youtube
is it safe to go with money line on Browns, in Browns vs Cleveland ?
>>63921830
>Browns vs Cleveland
>>63921860
ravens were originally Browns, relocated in Baltimore.
Browns were re-established later on somehow
Started today with £5, ended with £57.69
>>63921925
Nice blog.
Started today with £5, ended with £0.01
Reminder
>>63922106
Bait list
>>63922106
>no metaknight
shit list
Fargo surreal
>>63922106
What is the ranking based upon?
>>63922155
'no'
>>63922158
Haven't updated it since the new Canadian trips have gotten on
>>63922192
Personal preference
Thunder + Spurs money line double @2.61
>>63922106
Its actually
1.>Ameribets
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.
rest
:*
>>63922106
Rankings trigger me every time. Awful list.
>>63922244
Cheers lid
>>63922252
We get it Euan, you know how to post without your trip on
>>63922244
>>63922257
Thanks lads
BASED UPON SHREWDNESS ALONE
1. Flatanon
2. Prime BritTurk
3. Prime J West
4. Finchy
5. PacMac
6. UniBwin
7. Euan
8. Current J West
9. Mark
9001. Americans
9000000001. /freemoney/
9000000000000000001. MetaKnight
Unknown: Current BritTurk
>>63922293
>pacmac
>uni
No
>>63922275
BT should be above Euan desu
>>63922293
Uni wasn't all that shrewd so i'd bump Euan a place above him and you've got the perfect list. Well maybe MetaKnight above /freemoney/ but yeah still better than the other one
Is there anything like PayPal Pay After Delivery that I can use to deposit money that I don't have right now but will have soon into a betting account
>>63922379
When is the giro due?
Is it a good idea to bet on obscure teams? I'm betting Al Nasr beating Al Salalah from Oman Premier League, it pays 3.20.
Also, any general betting guide or recommendations?
>>63922551
Personally hate middle eastern football for betting, especially when they are rball bets. But here's a little guide to get you started lid
Andy Murray for sports personality of the year @ 2.25 is a special stake to be honest.
Shaking at the absolutely revolting amount of money I've put on it.
I genuinely feel bad for making money this easy when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
WWE betting when ?
Ravens @ Browns Over 41.0 match points seems like a good bet.
Anyone else on anything in that game?
>>63922624
I appreciate that you're promoting my gimmick but I only use it for female football and definitely not bets that far away
>>63922676
Thinking about going money line on Browns kind of unsure, what do you think lid
>>63922723
I think it is probably correctly priced and -EV.
Last digit in this post is how many France put past Greece tomorrow.
>implying it wont be a double digit scoreline
>>63922747
zzzzzz + will be the bet, can't wait for another great line like Serbia after clueless part timers like you get involved
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qQGZhjb3gz
Tips for tomorrow lads
>>63922723
Browns ML should win with Flacco and Forsett gone from an already poor Ravens team but who knows.
Might get on Browns -4.5 myself. Or ML. I can't decide
>>63922766
Depends on the team France put out and the line, obviously. Imagine uttering such silly worlds
>>63922796
i'm on ravens moneyline, schaub is a decent quarterback, and theres value
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ixO5HEkRTq
>>63922828
NO
I've posted it a long time ago but newer members etc. I started gambling when I was 18, two mates convinced me to try it as I loved football, then it was just English football watching Soccer Saturday with Jeff and the boys. I started with £5/£10 both team to score accumulators, back then the payout on the coupons was pretty good in Betfred, however I was betting accys and it was difficult. I set myself a loss limit of £100, I reached -£100, but I'd got the buzz for it then, upped the limit to -£200, got to about -£160 then won £80 on an accy and another £100 the following week. After then I started getting more shrewd, researching foreign football.
I started opening up loads of bookmakers and reaching the minimum requirements for the freebets and then withdrawing (Bonus scalping). I managed to make about £1,000 from this registering on 50+ sites, I was also researching the bets which I had to place to complete the rollover, single bets which I deemed to be value. I already had saved a couple of thousand up from playing online pool, birthday and christmas money, I used this to place 'Arbitrage bets', if you don't know what this is then look it up, basically playing two bookmakers against each other for a certain profit. My best ever arb was when I had around £6,000 and I tied it up on a Barcelona game with my stake split between Ladbrokes and Paddypower, they were at home to Osasuna and I split the stake so I lost nothing if BTTS happened and I made £600 if Barcelona kept a clean sheet, they won 6-0 I think so I made 10% of my bank risk free...
>>63922885
As my knowledge increased I started posting tips on a Facebook group called 'Football accumulators' at that stage the page only had a few thousand likes, people on there started following my bets as I was winning, that happened for around 6 months where I would post tips and people would follow etc. Then some random Albanian dude approached me to post in his "Bet Tips" app along with himself and I'd receive like $100 for the month, I posted in the app but my bets were far better than his and I found people were only paying for the app for my bets and not his, so after 1 month I parted ways with him (He since branded me a blue golum all over Facebook and the name has unfortunately stuck).
So I opened PGA on the 29th October 2011, originally £5 per month (Touchy subject), I got around 80 members in the first 24 hours, mainly people who followed me on Football Accumulators or from the app. I had built up around a bankroll of £15,000 by the time I opened PGA, that was about a year after I'd started gambling in November 2010. Word spread that people were making money and so did the member count, reached an all-time peak of 914 at sometime in either 2012 or 2013...
>>63922899
My bankroll grew significantly as well, to around £300,000 by the end of 2013, £800,000 by the end of 2014, £1.3m by the end of 2014... 2015 hasn't been so kind, my bankroll reached £2m+ in June and then I lost £115k on one match (Sweden U21 vs Portugal U21), when both teams were taping the ball around as they both needed a draw to progress, then a substitute came on and spanked one in from 35 yards trying to impress, I had insane money on unders so that was my head gone for a couple of months where I managed to do my brains and fall back to about £1.1m, now I'm back up to about £1.3m again and just looking forward to the year ending, I've gambled horribly this year, just counted as of now (1st Dec) I'm -£3,000 for the year, which is less than 1 bet so realistically breakeven, but when I've made £500k the two years previous and was £740k up for the year in June it is really an embarrassment. But you live and learn and I know i'll bounce back as I'm too committed to gambling and PGA not to.
Too many stories to add in, a book would be better suited than a Facebook comment, impossible to put 4 years worth of events into a single comment, but yeah its been fun. At a guess I'd say 100+ people in here have £10,000+ profit since starting in PGA with maybe 20-30 +£100,000.. Of course depends how long they have been in as well as how disciplined they are/how much they have learnt themselves.
>Mackers book W H E N?
>>63922899
>some random Albanian dude
S H A K I N G
>>63922766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeB9nQpTKk
>>63922885
>>63922899
>>63922914
Thought this was another Reddit post at first. Didn't know the Blue Golum thing though and that has to be a new PGA meme for us
>>63922885
>10% arb on a barca game
Sounds like bollox.
>>63922828
Schaub hasn't been a decent qb since 2012. Unless he wakes up from the dead Browns win this, plus Mccown has played pretty well this season when healthy.
>>63922899
>blue golum
tears
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/47252118/
/bet/ discovers PGA
>>63923004
This is akin to cavemen discovering fire.
>>63922935
S P
P
>>63922828
he was a good QB but he fell off massively, probably more to do with injury than anything else. he would have found a starting job somewhere if he could still perform physically.
Didn't he play terribly in the preseason while AT the ravens to the point he got called out by a couple teammates?
>>63923004
Really strange seeing Joe talk about summer work experience. I was in the exact same position at that time however I shunned most of the betting for the job and can only wonder what if
>>63923004
>you will never bet on the Happy Valley Reserves again
>>63922970
Traders were clueless back then, used to be able to arb anything, England games even.
>>63923079
What's your job?
Why doen't Joe post with his trip any more?
>>63920167
They aren't favs. Just have a rookie goalie
>>63923168
You tell us, Joe.
>>63923139
It was just a work experience job trading in grain futures. Currently an unemployed penny punting pseudo shrewdie though
>>63923168
Because SP
>>63923004
>tfw i see my own posts in that thread
>tfw /bet/ used to be good
nostalgic af right now family
>>63923250
>Obscure will never post again
>BritTurk will never post again
>/bet/ will never be comfy again
>there will never be another USVI/UCD moment
>>63923275
If someone could just teach me to be shrewd I would happily contribute.
>>63923275
Wah go go ga
Pls spoonfeed me
Waaaah
>>63923288
Teach yourself
>/bet/
Just jew it...
>>63923275
>>there will never be another USVI/UCD moment
Too many birds, not enough worms these days.
If a game got priced up like that, odds would last about 3 hours at best.
>>63923288
What is hard about it? Guides get posted all the time.
>>63923288
>Being taught shrewdness
pmsl you'e either got "it" or you don't if you're not shrewd now you never will be
>>63923331
there was a 50/50 game last week that was @6
>>63923331
There's still games similar to USVI/UCD it's just harder to find them, also nobody will openly discuss them here as it doesn't take much to change the odds. Back then people didn't really know about pre staking and most didn't stake too enough to harm prices, now most regulars on here probably stake three figures on a medium.
>>63923331
I know of two in the last month that were similarly badly priced and weren't hit, one actually went the other way. Obviously not going to mention them because there's still value to be had but they were between USVI and UCD level and they were legitimately large/specials.
>>63923345
There was a game today where the handicap was wrong by 7 goals
People look at that /bet/ era through rose tinted glasses imo. It seemed fun and exciting because we were all learning and starting to make money but for the most part it wasn't really all that different to now bar a couple shitposters. Ignorance is bliss is a phrase that might be applicable to that time too
So anyone else paying/year on a betting tips site? Is it worth or you don't need them?
>>63923345
Is this a game that was known it was going to be 50/50, or one that turned out 50/50? What game was it? Did the team @ 6 win? Did you bet on it? Did you tip it? Are you just lying on the internet?
>>63923369
Agree with all points except your final one
>>63923373
Give me a clue then.
>inb4 waahh wahh goo goo
>tfw JWest promised me some prime tips if I slept with him
I think the only difference now is people don't want to tip here as it's giving away en edge. If you tip a bet because team x have lost loads of key players over the transfer window everyone will know and you'll see the value decrease for the next game. There's still lots of world bets but there's not much reason to tip on here
>for free
It's a shame the sense of community has gone, I feel like we were all on a learning curve together about how to make value bets and all became pretty shrewd together, it's a shame /bet/ will never be as helpful to each other again.
>>63923416
I knew it would be 50/50, the team @6 dominated and won 3.2 per goal too.
i bet on it obviously
>>63923416
>he wasn't on
I just miss getting on something with a bunch of different people and all cheering for the same outcome. That still happens but it's not as many ppl/games as it used to be. I really don't give a shit about money, it was always about the banter and the company for me.
>>63923440
What continent was the game played in? And what is the first letter of the day it was played on?
>>63923416
They were women's games (different teams in both matches), you're shrewd enough to work it out if they get priced up in the future but it might be too late now, not sure.
>>63923439
This. It also doesn't help that Mackers clearly lurks here and steals tips.
Night lids
>>63923439
This is very true for the example used but no the same as for one-off games. It doesnt help that if something world got posted here, it would appear in PGA where people have bigger stakes.
One way to solve it is people having/gaining a reputation so full reasoning isnt needed (i.e. more trips)
If I posted a tip tomorrow, I probably wouldnt need to fully explain why and people would follow. If some anon posted the same tip, most wont follow it without a detailed reason.
Even posting slips gives people confidence in taking tips.
>>63923483
In a league that is a few games in?
>>63923475
this desu
>>63923562
Spot on lid, only see one with potential next game week unfortunately
>>63923475
>>63923578
Stick a tenner on Arsenal and go to the Arsenal thread then
>>63923619
The fun of it was watching things I wouldn't normally watch
>>63923305
>>63923331
Alright it isnt specifically shrewdness thats tough.
I mean how do you get motivated to research every day?
>>63923562
>Even posting slips gives people confidence in taking tips.
Rest of what you said very true but I've never understood the whole "post slip" thing. Literally will be called a "penny punting slug" if its smallish bet and then your tip ignored and be told its inspect element/photoshop and have your tip ignored if its a decent sum. Just literally doesn't seem to be any point to posting a slip or requesting others to do so.
>>63923682
I think it's more so to prove that you have your own money on it, regardless of the amount
Put a shrewd double on last night
>Detroit -4.5
>Spurs -4
>>63923666
I'm either doing uni work or looking at football. During the day it will be at the games on at the time or starting soon. Maybe finding sources of team sheets for upcoming friendlies is not much is happening. After about 7 pm, I would look at soccerway and 365 games and schedule because that covers most games that will be on. Look for games that have potential and form opinions on them or get more info. Uni work or football. What else do you do?
>>63923682
If I see someone recommend a 1/2 fix and they have 20p on like that German guy did, I am going to ignore it.
If I see someone with 50k on a handicap on 365, I know it is fake and ignore it.
If it is someone who has £10 on some obscure game overs and they mention some soccerway shit, Im going to ignore it.
If someone has a few hundred on a handicap, I am going to assume they know what they mean and check some stuff then follow it.
If it is less than £100, I'd probably look into it myself anyway because Im probably not very busy if Im on 4chan.
If some guy is posting about having hideous sums on something without proof, Im going to ignore it.
>>63923800
Sure but I mean I've bet some terrible shit with tiny stakes before based off weak info. Not to mention they could easily have a covering bet or a much larger bet on the other side. Seen enough crazy autistic trolling in here that it really doesn't prove enough for my liking.
Can just imagine some guy posting a photoshopped slip of being on one side of a line for a grand or something then after the bet loses posting an image showing he was on that side of the line for 10p and the other side for 1000.
>TEARS AT THESE MUGS LEARN TO DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND NOT NEED SPOONFEEDING YOU SEETHING SLUGS
>>63923874
Hideous sums guy is a J U D G E
One more goal in the O'Higgins game to keep my stupid accy going onto the comfy Ravens game boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3phscjgc_A
>>63923950
is he not like 2.5/4 in South American U20 W? Not even sure the Serbia + bet today was him.
2.5/4 is hardly J U D G E level
>>63923950
There's more than one, they're all better than the "large staking" F R A U D
>>63924074
HUP guy wasn't too bad. Made a bit of money catching onto his tips early enough
http://youtu.be/-mYoEpVXFbs
pmsl if people withhold tips because they actually believe 4-5 penny punting slugs from an anonymous tibetan paper mache crafts forum can move a line
>>63924314
>being this clueless
>>63924212
lol
>>63924074
>fraud
Hardly
>>63924212
kek wtf
>>63924212
What did I just watch
>>63924314
Let's try.
Paddy Power have Bursaspor on a -2 EH against a amateur team. Silly line. Will win 4-0. Everyone smack it with their £30 or £3s and you will see it pulled.
>>63924314
Many small bets are just as likely to move lines as a handful of large bets.
Think about it, if you were a trader and saw a ton of £10 stakes on a 5th division match in literally where wouldn't you think it has been tipped somewhere suggesting somebody has delivered good information? At the very least you're gonna push the line out a bit if not suspend altogether while you check into if you've missed something. Half the matches you see good info on are such shit tier leagues/competitions you would typically see very few individual accounts betting on them when priced correctly and the ones you do get would probably roughly balance out which sides were being bet on.
>>63924481
>implying PP didn't limit me after 1 (one) bet that lost anyway
Not gonna check but I bet I could only get 20p on.
>>63924521
Same happened with me on an old account. They hate syndicate betting. I think Lux tipped the same bet as I was on so they lumped me with his band of merry wankers and that was my account done. New account down to 10% stakes today as well.
>tfw running out of soft bookies
>>63924481
>>63924496
Examples of /bet/ smashing lines?
>>63924830
USVI
8.0 down to about even money come kick off
>>63924909
Would be really stretching it to claim it was solely /bet/ who done that. Odds got smashed way after everyone in /bet/ had got their bets down
>>63924618
Why are you obsessed with syndicates?
>>63925040
PGA certainly weren't on because Mackers was complaining how it got smashed before inplay. I'm not pretending they're the only other tipping group to exist but considering the info was literally just a handful of people in here who had watched the previous fixture and determined these teams were nowhere near as far apart as bookies considered them rather than anything tangible like players missing for some reason or another and I'd say whilst the tip may have gone to other places it at least originated here and it moved in gradually over time, not like it just went straight in of course but it was several days of getting talked about in /bet/ prior to the match so not unreasonable that it got gradually banged in by people just from /bet/ including people who don't visit every day.
>>63925193
We will have to agree to disagree on this one. I'm not saying we didn't contribute but it seemed to me that it was some other non /bet/ related shrewdies who smashed it just before kick off. As I said before the vast majority of people had their money on before because it had been talked up for ages and its not as if it was really all that obscure of a game so its entirely possible it could've been tipped elsewhere regardless of /bet/
Pls tell me how can I become rich!
>>63925521
>longest streak of pick 6s ever
>washes out of 2 teams
>one good throw means he's back
browns are just embarrassingly bad
>>63925193
PGA were on the opposite actually, Mackers and his cronies were using limited accounts to get on the other side and try and keep the price up but it still got smashed in by /bet/
Pistons shitting the bed
>>63925599
I'd love to know what you consider obscure if you don't think US Virgin Islands Women v St Vincent and the Grenadines Women was
>>63925698
>tfw o198.5
Still get the vibe that it won't come in based off of how my day has gone so far
>>63925521
he's had
>two 3 and outs
>nearly threw a pick
>1 fg drive
>1 long bomb against shit coverage
>ran it the rest of that drive for a td
schaub for mvp, lock it
>>63925740
I meant in the way it was carried by most bookies, was an international so plenty info on the teams and previous games to watch and was being live streamed so not exact hard for any semi shrewd people to pick up on
>>63925521
>the game is already over
>>63925748
181 with 5.41 to go I think you'll get there
>>63925817
>against shit coverage
that he picked up on and audibled into
pls m8
>>63925956
I mean, he's an experienced guy, I just don't think you can look at his collapse and the way he bounced around and think he can do much more than a couple good passes.
McClown has been driving down the field effortlessly while the ravens have struggled outside a returned punt and a couple of explosive plays.
>>63926056
>struggling outside of a couple explosive plays
i think youve got some tunnel vision m8, im not a fan of either team or this meme conference but i just think schaub is a decent qb
Tottenham HT/FT @ 2.88
Tottenham -1 @ 3.25
both to score and leicester to win @ 4.50
Liverpool -2 @ 5.50
Everton and palace both to score @ 1.67
Everton palace o2.5 @ 1.80
West brom terrible defence and tottenham ht/ft value tbqh
Swansea will score at home but will lose and not be able to stop vardy from netting, BTTS is safest bet here.
If you watch palace vs newcastle, collocini is absolute shite in defence, caused atleast 3 goals. If he plays this weekend liverpool will dumpster newcastle even at home.
Both everton and palace in good goalscoring form, lukaku will score and so will zaha or other pacey black man from palace.
>>63926089
>i just think schaub is a decent qb
pick fucking 6
>pick 6
>again
>>63926827
>>63926089
Every time
>>63926958
>Every time
kek
>>63926089
the tendinitis in the elbow has destroyed him m8. he thinks he can fit the ball into windows that he used to be able to but he doesn't have the drive to get it there fast enough anymore
Fucking hell man nba has been hard to bet on this year
>>63926675
>mainstream
JOE EDWARDS
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>>63926675
A lot of big claims there
See whether those tips actually make any profit, then make some more the next three weekends and see if you're in the green
Until then, maye drop the trip and lurk for a while
tomorrow there are 5 simultaneous basketball matches with several variables like exchanges of coaches and foreigners, teams playing for nothing against others playing for everything, players coming back from suspensions
it's very likely that at least a couple of them will be mispriced
I'll keep you informed a bit before match start. was thinking of going to the venue but I won't be able to follow them all if I do so, so I'll stay home shitposting
These shit GSW plays are literally killing me
WHAT ARE YOU DOING GSW
>Warriors up 1
>Utah coming back
>Announcer says Warriors are used to having the lead at this point in the game
>>63927502
What time do they start?
>>63927631
in 20 bongs, 15 bings
>>63927502
The mark of a true addict
>>63927673
I wouldn't say it's addiction (though it probably is), but that out of everything bookies offer, I'm only knowledgeable/confident on local games
they don't happen very often -or I'm actually covering them and am unable of betting-, so if I get 5 in a day it would be a waste to miss them
I mean I have like 90-95% in uruguayan football league but it ends next weekend and no matches will be played for almost 3 months, absolute tears
Why not use mobile m8?
I tend to rush a lot when using mobile, making some bad choices
>tfw warriors spread and 4th quarter line
fucking hell curry start chucking you quadroon
>>63927898
He's fucked up 2 layups hardcore tonight.
>tfw o201
p-pls score Utah
Would you recommend betting on East africa cup? (soccer). They pay almost 3.0 for any result.
danebro where you at
suicide pact when
curry dropping 3s unreal
>>63928103
what are you on at?
>>63928138
warriors -1 4th quarter, warriors -7.5
>>63928186
>>63928103
1k$ down the drain
They threw away SO many balls tonight. I am the most upset
>>63928220
tbf they turn the ball over alot (2nd in the league I think)
>>63928267
Ya, but this was embaressing. They did it THREE drives in a row, just by shit passes. Fuck off.
thought about getting on gsw at 1.60 at some point cba calling up
>>63928287
Well and Utah is perennially one of the best defensive teams in the NBA
>>63928332
Without a doubt, but there's a huge difference between playing shit passes and the defence outplaying offense, half of the turnovers today were just shit passes. Rip
>>63928220
sorry m8 I know that feel too well recently
>Aaron fucking Rodgers
>4 tries from the 8 yard line
>fails
Enzo Maccarinelli is still a decent 2.25 on a few books, wouldn't take lower than 2.2, people undecided in general, 50/50 by anything I can take into consideration.
>>63928598
FINCHY
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Will keep an eye on to see if the odds go up. Cheers
>>63925521
LOL i knew the browns would fuck this one up
>Browns
>Spurs
>OKC
>GSW
Just fucking murder me
>browns
my fucking sides
Based Harbaugh not attempting that PAT. Was on u60.6 live.
>>63928923
>>63928831
didnt even realize the browns lost
how do you lose to a team who have given up on their season and tanking
Jordan just missed 6 free throws in a row for clippers. guess trailblazers are doing a hack a shaq?
In the Wild - Blackhawks game tomorrow one team is going to get up early but then the other team is going to storm back and win. You got a 50/50 shot.
>>63930729
NHL fix? Really?
>>63931084
Gotta pump up their rivalry for the stadium series mang
>>63931100
Wtf is this stadium series? It's just a game, right?
>>63931206
It's a meme game that the NHL puts on a couple times a year where teams play in one of cities football or baseball stadiums and the NHL hypes it to now end.
While pretty cool, the ice usually sucks which lead to massive flukes and other shenanigans
>>63931223
>Fans so far away that they can barely see anything
>Games will be less intense
>Other shit happening around the rink
Fuck me, Americans are even ruining US sports
>>63931268
That was a meme California travesty. Most of them are actually cool aside from the flukes
wtb
>>63932322
Slovakia -2?
>>63932390
/bet/ magic desu
Anyone else trying to step up their game? I've went plus a few seasons while betting 200-500 bets on NHL each season but only placed really small amounts, and that together with ROIs @ 104-107 % means almost no money at all.
Trying to step it up now and increase the wagers, currently at 1000 SEK flat bets per wager (€110), goal is to flatbet €300 at the end of the season, dont know if I can make it, I hope I can.
Pretty bored desu
>>63932563
slow hours, the majority of /bet/ is busy stacking shelves atm
>>63932563
Not a lot of interest to bet on, I jumped on the Sudan / south Sunday penalty shootout out of boredom half hour ago
>>63932575
I might have something later.
>>63932601
I was going to do the same but SS already missed their pen and wrecked odds
Salzburg win to nil
Wolfsberger have literally scored 2 goals in their last 8 games. They're playing the best team in the league, so they shouldn't score here at all
who /comfyaf/ here>
>>63932686
fujian is the one with 26 for the slow-witted out there
Today blues - kärpät @champions hockey league
Blues is having money crisis and under hour ago their captain/easily Best player dropped bomb and resigned due unpaid salary.
They also played against each other saturnday when Kärpät won 5-2 after dominating whole game.
Odd for Kärpät was almost 2 but falling as i write. Easy money.
>Ladbrokes will never pay out on the Greek fix
zzzzzz
>>63932929
IN i guess
>>63932933
did you try their support? and what did they say?
>>63932929
I'm sorry friend, you seem to have posted a betting tip in /bet/. /bet/ is for shitposting and aftertiming.
>>63932929
in
>>63932958
they keep saying they'll look into it :(
>>63924481
Turns out this is a good bet based on other bookies lines. I think it is still up as well.
>>63932929
im confused, so pelicans money line is the bet?
sorry for being retarded
>>63933023
You forgot /bet/ is also for people just to moan about the state /bet/
>>63932929
How much have you bet on this? I just put £2.73 on. Will there be a live stream?
>>63933069
Why so much?
>>63933080
Because the return will make my William Hill balance be exactly £21 if it comes off.
>>63933084
:^)
Based Indonesian crooks
>>63933069
30euros before captain news and 100euros after. There will be some kind of stream when game starts.
>>63933164
post slips
>>63932929
cheers. grabbed it at 1.77
>>63933178
100euro was draw no bet.
>>63932929
too many people on this (including me), will probably provide some reasonable keks whatever the outcome
>>63932929
on with silly amounts
if this loses my family aint getting any presents this year
anyone else love to play blackjack and roulette?
>>63933280
will probably the best shitshow on here since everton vs bournemouth in any case, worth getting on this just for the entertainment
>>63933291
French McDonalds anon does
>>63933302
on with hilarious amounts
>>63933291
you dont "play" roulette, since its entirely luck-based
>>63932929
seems legit
>mfw Espoo Blues win
Espoo Blues captain quitting is made up
>lock of the day
Man City -1 1/2 1.9
Ac Milan -1 1/2 2.1
>mfw Karpat win in convincing fashion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFdjTiVKtog
>>63933490
Man City is today's bogey. Hull are a decent team and Man City will not field a full strength squad.
was already putting money on south africa - zambia o1.5 totals @2 and my bet got cancelled because zambia scored right there
>>63933518
still 2-0 i think. that same squad put up 5 on palace
Finland off walking the dog right now
>>63933566
a considerably weak palace team though, I think Hull will put out a strong side. Palace was disrupted with too many changes.
Just my opinion, but I don't see any value in Man City
>>63933487
r-really?
>>63933632
Yes, I think the bookies have posted that here as a purposely bad bet, they are known for doing that on /sp/ just like games companies post things on /v/.
Enjoy the bad bets
>>63933671
He is out from what I can tell from Google translate.
http://blues.fi/component/bluesnews/2050?view=uutinen
>>63933487
No it's not
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/sm-liiga/art-1448940445454.html
http://yle.fi/urheilu/blues-kapteeni_hirschovits_ei_jatka_joukkueessa/8494705
http://www.hs.fi/urheilu/a1448943111413
literally 2 seconds on google
will the espoo blues game be streamed
>>63932929
Can only find blues-pelicans baka
>>63933518
>Hull are a decent team
They have shit the bed lad, in terrible form.
>>63933739
search for in next 24 hours, it might be closed tho if youre on 365
>>63933735
should be on firstrow
O2.5 in the U24 African game was world from 1-0
>>63933632
>>63933671
It's true dumbass.
http://www.hs.fi/urheilu/a1448943111413
Use google chrome to translate.
>>63933671
Fuck off PGA cunt
1111111111111
Illegally Blonde won the 3.40 Wolverhampton for anyone in Flatanon's FB group.
Nice returns @7 or @9 for the early birds.
>>63933756
>was
please kill yourself
>>63933769
f-flatanon has a fb group?
>>63933773
Why are you typing out a stutter you silly prick
>>63933780
because if it turns out that was a meme then i dont look as silly
its showing my hesitation to believe
you dip
>>63933785
Please have sex you dullard
>>63933773
He charges £30 a month lid
>Angry anon is here
>>63933773
No. Ignore this Brit. He's never kissed a girl and lashes out against the world by trying to ruin /bet/.
>>63933793
Euan getting back from lectures
>>63933724
>>63933764
>>63933765
Its the same guy that shitposts here all day everyday.
>tfw mods will never ip range ban him
stream for espoo anyone?
>people will never realise that responding to him only shits up the thread even more
>>63933832
365 have one
>>63933832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G811lptNS0s
>>63933850
Thats the problem though. I ignored it because I took 5 seconds to check the info was correct and realised it was him on a typical troll but there will always be those that bite or check the info then feel the need to post all "HURR STFU YOU MUG"
People need to recognise his trolling and ignore it rather than trying to prove someone wrong on the internet or just blindly believing what someone says on the internet.
Ok lets go!
Bet £20 on the Espoo Blues game so it better fucking win.
Thats 40% of my weekly income.
>>63924481
up 2-0 already
didn't back
tfw
>>63933867
>>63933850
>>63933825
>>63933795
>>63933793
Please grow a spine you wetwipe and stop shitting up the thread
22222222222222
Bursaspor SURREAL, Euan the best trip on here by far
>>63933889
>Spreading false info and spending all day trolling /bet/ is better than complaining about that sort of behaviour
>>63933900
Le bubblegum baby
>>63933904
You could just ignore it instead of being a boring slug and shitting up the thread even more
http://www.vipleague.is/ice-hockey/348951/1/espoo-vs-karpat-live-stream-online.html
>>63933922
No I won't ignore you. If I make people aware of you then perhaps they will learn to report your posts and ignore you and hopefully you'll eventually get permabanned and even if you don't people will just learn to ignore your terrible brand of bullshit.
>missing the Bursaspor tip
;_;
>>63933922
>pretending it's not you we are all talking about
You do this all the time. Shitpost intensely and suddenly act innocent of all blame. Zzzzzz
ROSS
>>63933939
I'm not the one shitting up the thread with false information, I'm just bored of you making it even worse which you're still doing. Anyway, Bursaspor 3 now, Euan WORLD.
>>63933953
zzzzzzzzz you really need to have sex
>>63933956
>that cap
>taking your laptop to a game
>having 365 open in public
#Legend
>>63933957
>I'm just bored of you making it even worse
>>63933904
>>Spreading false info and spending all day trolling /bet/ is better than complaining about that sort of behaviour
No you're definitely him, your argument doesn't even make sense.
In the least surprising news of the day the market seems to know the PSG team news before anyone else
>>63933956
>not throwing a pie at him
>Van Halen
>>63933956
>betting in public
Could you be any more degen?
anyone else think tesco does the best ready meals?
Large staking Halmia U19 +2, completely different team and setup this year and vastly improved since the 0-5 last season
tfw my stake was rejected in the Paddy Power shop.
>>63933966
there's always a couple of old dudes who stalk me when I cover matches here
they're fat, always wear a cap (even indoors), and have huge tablets showing bet365
I suppose it's not a coincidence
>>63934014
Cheers for the tip though Euan m8
>>63934010
Findus does
>>63934010
Prefer sainsburys desu but I'd rather get a subway now
>>63934010
>eating ready meals
>luckswing on ice
>>63934014
BIG
O
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>>63934014
How much did you try? I can get 200 on obscure stuff in shops, did you use a betting terminal or ask the cashier?
cant see the puck lads
How can people watch ice hockey? Can't see what's going on, falling asleep right nzzzzzzz
Previous to this last week, I've bet sporadically, winning and losing and everything inbetween. I decided to only put in £5 and see where I could get with it, only making small 1.1-1.5 bets. I would always bet on something I was usually certain on (Winning Team if already winning, over 0.5 goals) and make small gains that accumulated over time. I would then deposit once I'm £5 over my original £5 that's left in my Bet365 account. I usually check futbol24 for previous meetings, how many goals scored, and how they're doing in their local league. I always usually bet in-play, although i do bet otherwise sometimes.
I've made over 150 bets, winning 120 of them, at a percentage of 77%.
It's not a lot, and it's not amazing, but it's sustainable and I'm hoping once I level out on what bets to make and where, I'll start to up the original stake and/or make larger bets.
Thanks!
Should I tell mackers it's £25 to follow me?
>>63934075
Cheers reddit.
i have no idea whats happening in this ice hockey game at all
>>63934087
Y E S
>>63934087
Ask for a pic of Finnie's asshole.
First day of the month so time to post those November graphs.
>tfw overall trend line is becoming more linear and less exponential
>Still 0-0
Down beyond sums here, wow head's gone, last time I bet on this shite. What's the chase?
>>63934126
I'd rather not :(
What's the psg news
>Finland
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHO WHO WHO
>the land of the fins
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO WHO WHO
>>63934127
Torino -1.5. Cesena resting a handful of starters
oh fuck that was espoo blues who scored the goal not the team everyone bet on
karpat better sort this out finland
>>63934126
>tfw 4 days with no bets
wtf is power play
HAHAHAHAHAHA DOWN SO FUCKING MUCH
>>63934182
tears
>>63934182
lol
>>63934159
Fuck too slow
they'll come back, r-right guys?
>>63934217
idk
>>63932929
Just lost me 400 quid, cheers
it was over before it even began
>>63934075
wooooooooooooooooow psml
>>63934277
slip
dumbasses, you were warned
>>63933396
>>63933487
>>63934089
Welcome m8
>Maxi Lopez clearing what looked like a goal for Martinez
Fucking Argentines
good thing i only bet a fiver on this ice hockey bullshit
>>63934290
Then why isn't Hirschovits (their captain) in any of their lineups?
Still 2 quarters to go lads
>>63934055
How do these terminals work
>>63934319
>quarters
But still you're right, plenty of time. Won't be rebacking but won't be shocked to see it get turned around.
Can finland get back into this thread and reassure us all please
>2 quarters
>2/4
>hockey
FINLAND LET THE DOGS OUT
>>63934126
Had a few bad days
The other team is only 1 puck up dont worry lads
>>63923004
The glory days
>>63934126
did you make that yourself or can it be viewed on bet365 or some other betting website?
Where's that guy who bets on Dota? Is it worth it to put the favorites in an accy?
>>63934379
make it yourself on a spreadsheet
>>63934381
i've been betting on dota, the best thing to do is bet in play and watch the odds shift in one teams favour, once it gets to around 1.50 the game is more or less assured most of the time. i actualy have no idea how the game works or what the rules are, i only gauge who is winning by reading the chat on twitch and watching the odds change but i have made money on it
>tfw every /bet/ tip loses
>>63934427
i know metaknight said to not let commentators sway you, but they seem to have a good understanding on what's going on and just about every commentator based bet i've done on it has won, tho rarely bet on it.
cant see the puck, looks like theyre pretending to play desu
How does everyone like PSG -1?
Looks like a decent PSG lineup
>>63934572
>at evens
tempting t b h
---Pleb warning---
Vålerenga - Lorenskog will be an exciting match I think. Both teams with lots of injuries, and Lorenskog has to field some U20-players, including some guy who just had his debut last weekend. Normally they have a much better squad, but with all the injuries I think they're pretty much equal.
Lorenskog's just lost after a 11 game win streak, and Vålerenga is on their way up from a shitty form. I really think this comes down to which team is more motivated, and i've got a feeling that's Vålerenga.
Please don't listen to my shit tips, but I think Vå[email protected] is good value in this.
Kärpät Oulu look like fucking shit t bh
Stuck a cheeky pound on a 26/1 shot at Woverhampton 17:40
>mfw it came up
>mfw 27 extra bean
>>63934621
This is ice Hockey? Because I have literally never heard of Lorenskog.
looks like christmas is cancelled this year, thanks finbro
>>63934467
>>63934427
Where do you stream it?
>>63934655
This year, to save me from TEARS I'll listen to someone special
(Special)
>>63934621
PS: starts in 7 bings so f you want to toss your money do it quickly.
>>63934654
Correct.
Need a Euan tip like AIR
What are the Greece Women v France Women and Swiss v Czech Women bets?
>>63934658
twitch.tv is the leading platform for E-sports streams
>PSG drifting
>>63934716
stop
>>63934678
In keeping with the theme of bubbegum bashing, Blazan -3 EH @ 2.1 on bwin
Would love to test Finlands chin
>>63934722
Cheers mate.
Should i reback finland?
A Lesson learned: Never trust a finn
>it lost therefore it was a bad bet
>>63934835
>it was an obscure bet so it was value
>>63934835
Have you watched it? They've been fucking terrible mate
>>63934835
epik maymay XD
>>63934840
>implying that was what I was implying
>>63934844
Nope I chose not to bet on it because I know fuck all about ice hockey. But his reasoning was much better than the usual soccerway shit or >muh gut feeling that everyone here loves to spout.
>>63934867
Australia with nothing good to contribute what a shock
>>63934840
i'm not sure the champions league of hockey is obscure
>>63934840
>>63934844
>>63934867
I think his point is the information was correct, the captain had quit, he is their best player and he did not feature for them which had not been factored into the price at least when he first tipped.
You just can't argue with any of that, those are facts.
>>63934722
Driftttttttttttt
>>63934722
Going to lose.
Euan pls
>>63934722
the drift is in
>Not fighting against the drift
how pleb are you guys?
>>63935003
Please have sex, do you not remember all the failed Malta 'fixes' last season?
Swiss slag goal when?
>>63935023
TEARS
Oh.
>>63922766
J U D G E
>>63935029
/bet/ magic
>>63934621
1-0 Valarenga
>>63935044
Classic Euan. Love it.
>>63935043
ahahahahahahaha get fucked you little slug
>>63935044
Oh.
>Back u3.5
OVERS $$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>63935063
Y-you too
>>63935081
Was fighting overs lmao uac. gl.
>>63935061
Norway > Finland
>about to bet on cerro -0.5
>market closed for 3 minutes
>goal
>about to bet on liverpool -0.5
>market closed for 3 minutes
>goal
yeah fuck you too
karpat powerplay, this is it, we need goal.
>>63935127
Excellent blog
>>63935168
decided to get one of their own players sent off as well instead. what a fucking shit team
>>63935173
it's all yours, my friend
well thats it then
>Swiss slags -2 was @1.9
Feel bad for only putting $100 on now
BRAINS on overs
Right then, time to commence the monthly financial count up.
LITERALLY CANT STOP LOSING BETS
HAHAHAHAHA NO MATTER WHAT I BET ON IT LOSES
HAHAHAHAHAHAH ANYONE WANT ME TO LAY SOMETHIGN THEYRE ON TO GUARANTEE IT WINS???
bravo karpat. managed to get second goal with one player more. never trust a finn.
Need one more Balzan goal desu
wanderers danubio suspended
I was literally packing my things up to go to the venue
deciding to not go was ev, saved bus tickets
Ends 4-2 surely?
o5.5 switzerland-czech is value r-right guise?
Ostalbahn XI Asian handi -0.5 at @2.00 with the score at 7-1
>>63935299
odds movements definitely suggest it. Been a bit unpredictable so far though
betting on several unders and having a heartstroke every time I see flashing yellow words
>>63935112
>>63935061
Vålerenga 2-0 after first period.
>>63935310
Got on this at 5-0. Punched the cat at 5-1, now feeling a little better.
E U A N
U
A
N
>>63935339
>le back every bet possible man
>>63935337
I got on late and I'm only on o8.5
swiss slags are merciless
>>63935225
Didn't get on -0.5 FH @2 from 2-0
didn't even check the FT handi
Make a new thread boys so I can post my bet before sleeping
need a lot of 2nd half goals from french slags.
A I R etc.
>not on Swiss slags
>not on Austrian friendly overs
Time to get a real job, I'm no longer shrewd
>>63935412
Imagine not listening to me when I said + was the bet for this game. I know Greek female football liddo and + was a world bet.
surely PSG will win this?
Think I am just gonna self exclude until March.
>>63935474
>missing the WORLD winter training camp friendlies
>>63935473
Both should of scored by now
>>63935433
Just say "Heads gone. Taking 3 days off" but then come back the next day like all the pros
What a tez start to the month, I'm in danger of losing my head and doing most of last months profit at this rate
>>63935507
Yeah but i can't leech on after timing
my god the sc ostbahn match
wat do
Lads, lads, lads. What is THE bet for today? I slept through most of the dota games this morning. Only made a few hundred off the last 3 games. I'm looking for a nice bet that is going to make my account sky rocket. Need some money for Christmas.
>>63935546
You not gone to any reserve games today?
Heads gone lads.
Just checked twitter. Both teams agreed to play 2nd half without a GK to make things more exciting for the fans.
>>63935561
You to lose your roll by Christmas at 1.01. Still value.
>>63935567
odds are pretty tight and I might lose
stacked on unders and there have been more goals than I expected
>>63935561
argentina slags maybe?
Posting my one tip in the last 7 days lads.
ORLANDO MAGIC WIN $2.10 ish against the wolves today. these two teams went to OT 2 weeks ago, since then the wolves have lost Rubio and the Magic have improved by moving Oladipo to the bench and giving him more 2nd unit minutes.
This is an absolutely lock.
>>63935243
All appears to be in order.
>>63935605
lol, where's your christmas spirit lad? it's already december.
I'm liking the Orlando Magic odd for tonight though, I have to agree with the ozzie on this one.
Where is the angry U20 South American slag poster?
I'm off to Gloucester vs Chelmsford match soon will hopefully be a decent bet in-play, will post up if I'm on anything... Won't be around for the rest of the 7:45's, just be following something blind in here if it looks good.
Wow Reus playing with 8 men, and only have 5 subs. On Atleti -1.
>>63935661
I'm here and I don't see a bet in this match, I can't see there being any bets for the rest of the tournament unfortunately.
>>63935661
he's busy thinking of a new example to put at the end of his "I feel bad making money this easy when ____" meme
>tfw always spend more than I thought
DO I INTO PSG
>>63935723
already on -1
sweat with me m8
ayy rball scout gave the goal for portugal when it was for spain
>>63935749
This won't be good for my heart but ok
>>63935676
Swerving. When he goes to games he feels he has to find a bet.
chaps, where can I find statistics about corners? especially first half corners. e.g which team 'scores' more corners and shit like that.
I've been betting on first time >6.5 corners, for past 2 days, i have 100 % success so far.
odds are around 1.20, 3 matches combined is about 1.6-1.7.
>>63935848
*first half >6.5 corners
Watching pre-match stuff for a star ladder match, whatever that is, and i'm glad i'm not a dweeb like these guys
Who's up for the day here?
man I'll probably lose my 7 bets
hopefully I'm not hotheaded af for the late night basketball bets
Need a PSG goal like you know what
>>63935937
Been out shopping with the gf all day, haven't had a bet.
>>63935937
Couple of hundred but should be more
>>63935968
Fuck off, m8
A throwaway pound on Angers gets me an extra 8.50 on top of today's winnings.
thingen of lost bet
>>63935996
iktfb
lost 300 quid on that ice hockey game
>>63935937
Down insane. Cant stop losing. Send for help.
>>63936016
Where the fuck do you get the money to gamble 300 quid?
>mfw small time
>>63935937
Started down £20 from yesterday, currently up £40, could be more if PSG pull their fingers out.
>>63936043
im not big time im an idiot thats 300 quid out of my savings
Tears odds just got smashed in the atleti game. Was 2.7 for both after the reus goal. Now 3.1 for reus.
house on psg sw
>>63936081
Now back to 2.7
>trusting your money to cavani
Anyone up for a pointless talk about the state of /bet/. pretty bored
>>63936043
Its not really that uncommon m8
>>63936226
It's seen better days. A lot of aftertimers
If anyone can find Colchester vs Canvey Island in the Essex Senior Cup Colchester are playing a SURREAL team.
>Olufemi, Elokobi, DSF, Bonne, Szmodics, Wright against 7th tier players
MY SIDES.
>
>>63936266
tfw once loved a girl from canvey island
>>63936226
>not moving to /bet2.0/
>>63936258
There has always been a lot of aftertimers though
>psg
>>63936341
hope you didn't bet the farm m8
> Milan, Palermo, Sassuolo, Carpi muggy Coppa Italia acca @7.5
tears if you're not on
>>63936279
W-what happened to her lid? :(
>>63936261
UCD +0.5 is value desu. Started on a -0.5, rball fairly even since first 10 mins plus i think 3-1 shots.
>>63936370
I fucked her off when I saw her picture.
bookies are getting better at dota, it's really pissing me off. can't watch the live action anymore from the dota client, it's 2 minutes behind now.
Sickening amounts on Stirling Albion
no new thread? I'll leave my tips for tonight there
D L F !
Fucking Finnish Cunt
Down SICKENING amounts
>>63936478
Up so much, quite disgusted at myself really
>>63936390
222222
SUMS
>>63936283
where?
UCD
C C
DCU
>>63936600
also valarenga 4-1, thanks based norway
NEW with added double dubs
>>63936699
>>63936699
>>63936699
>>63936359
field and barn remains
