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First for Venezuela +0.25 BET OF THE YEAR
March-September wool run subedition
>>63886816
I was still busy working and studying in March-April so wasnt betting so much then. Glad we both agree post-september has been shit though.
>This Venezuela start
Fuck it no info, but slaved it small.
>>63886839
>summer students
>>63886839
>>63886816
Idiots.
March, Apr good.
May, June, tez
July ok
August - Nov unreal
>>63886864
Have you been betting since you left school at 18?
>Being a student
>Not having 5 figures in your bank account
One girl was telling me how she lives on £1 a day.
Tears t bh
Venezuela going to go odds on at this rate.
Win/lose +0.25 was value, signing out, hopefully come back to a win.
>>63886883
Tears buddy, early summer was unreal if you knew the right places to look ;)
>>63886883
All the friendlies and tournaments over summer + the Ice Value leagues made it all incredible.
>>63886912
post roll
>>63886964
Didn't have accounts pal. The real bettors make their money in asia, not on muh fonbet/mara only friendlies.
>>63887014
>He didn't even make money on Kartepe
pmsl
>>63887005
>>63886964
Must be a wind up. REFUSE to believe ANYONE wasn't uac this summer. Made 30k myself and was disappointed, would have been more had I not gone on holiday.
>>63887076
Where did you go on holiday liddo
>>63887076
Joe please calm down.
>Argentina with last three shots
>ALL on target
Greening up desu senpai
>>63887112
Portugal + Spain lid
>>63887014
>friendlies
pmsl I said early summer you spastic
>>63887127
May and June were shite for me, July was alright and August good. Not an amazing summer desu.
>>63887138
>being an rball babby
Tears
>>63886463
Pmsl
>My dick is bigger than yours
No, my dick is bigger
>Tears! Mine is 14 inches
Haha dont be silly
>IMAGINE having a dick smaller than 12 inches
Mine is 18 inches. Tears if you arent on it
-- /bet/, Novermber 2015
>>63887076
post Betfair p&l
>>63887304
EUANPARK
U
A
N
P
A
R
K
>>63887348
Why would you use Betfair? I am not Peter Webb.
None of the good games have much liquidity there.
>>63887304
-/bet/, everyday
>>63887304
>Novermber
Great contribution once again by you, please stay on topic in future
Venezuela backers on suicide watch
>>63887304
>Look at me! Nobody has mentioned me for 5 minutes! Give me attention please! Please only make posts I care about!
-- Euan on /bet/, every day
Chargers were so mispriced oh la la
Thank you clueless rball babbys for letting me top up more on Venezuela DC
Venezuela U20 women double chance is worth a bet on Bet365, I have them better than Argentina and Bet365 stats are incorrect.
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
111111111
DOUBTERS BTFO LMAO
MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTAINS
Shitposting in 3... 2... 1..
ffs took Argie +0.25 after drift hoping for a draw
UP UNREAL AMOUNTS
>>63887803
zzzzz rball babby detected
Pmsl where are all of the pseudos now?
REBACKING +0.25 AND 0.0 DESU
Juve?
Imagine not being on Venezuela lmao
DOUBTERS BTFO
S U M S
U
M
S
2222222222222222
SUMS AND SUMS AND SUMS
Hope you whinging little slugs got on pmsl
post slips or clam up
Tears at the part time punting spotty little teens going quiet
>>63887995
zzzzzzzz how much you down?
Imagine being so much of a nerd
>P-post your a-analysis please
>No t-trip? I daren't take the t-tip
>P-post your slips at l-least
BTFO
HAHAHAHAHHA
UP INSANE
INSANE
thank you based slags, i guess the amount of shitposting around it is a fair price to pay
>>63888016
Dont worry about sex just please have some form of contact with the outside world.
>>63887788
>Mackers stealing from /bet/
>>63888015
didn't bet on that game
where's your slip?
Would love to meet all of these doubters in a dark alley at night pmsl, little nerds would get a beatdown
Euan SEETHING
SUMS. ABSOLUTE SUMS.
still half a game to play, dont celebrate just yet lads
JUST WON 1K ON ROULETTE
TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T ON RED
I'M AN EXPERT IN ROULETTE AND THERE WAS NO CHANCE BLACK WOULD WIN
RED WAS SUCH AN +EV BET
WISH I HAD MORE ON
>Venezuela backers
>b-but how can Venezuela possibly be better, Argentina have muh reputation
>please p-post slip, I'm a slug who can't recognise value even when spoonfed
>s-sorry sir, your reasoning isn't good enough for me *tips fedora*
Pmsl as I said, I know Argentinian and Venezuelan female youth football
>Lux and Mackers confirmed for browsing /bet/
>>63888202
>not taking red when it was priced @2.80
tears
>>63888202
Seethe away, you sad little nerd. Have fun at your 8am plumbing apprenticeship tomorrow when I'm once again bashing bookies and spotting value haha.
>>63888278
This has been confirmed for ages.
>Nigeria 0 backer
lmfao
>>63888353
I picked a bad bet on purpose to highlight the necessity of trips.
>>63888386
Haha, must have been a mad night out.
>>63888424
Give yourself a shake
TEARS if you weren't on the winning bet that I was on but didn't tip
>>63888202
This desu. Also tears if you're not on Deportivo Tachria II dnb. It's a large.
Just got done doing laps around the flat celebrating that second Venezuela goal. Surreal.
>>63888472
Milkshake? Vanilla please :^)
>>63888386
Why do you post this idiot all the time?
>state of /bet/
*shudders*
Pmsl at seethers still trying to justify not being on the world value even though Venezuela are 2-0 up. Can't wait for christmas holidays to end tbqh.
>>63888607
>A bet is winning
>It's value
I was on Norwich + today, didn't post any reasoning or a slip. Am I shrewd? Get a life, jerk.
>>63888673
Well done on betting on a 100% correctly priced Prem game pmsl
>>63888673
Reasoning was posting you little dullard, do you want me to place the bet for you too?
>>63888846
>reasoning
>Venezuela are better than Argentina
Pick 1
>>63888607
It isnt even the christmas holidays you deranged shut-in.
>>63888875
Bit hard to prove Venezuela were in a stronger group with any empirical data but I like to think their U17 WC performance and the current score speaks for itself
Westerlo - Oostende total o0.5 very tempting
still 30min to play
I'm fairly inexperienced with betting, but I'm only interested in sure things. I did a 9-Fold this weekend picking only the elite teams playing the lesser teams, 8/9 won. Roma let me down.
What I read on Twitter seemed to indicate that I should totally avoid not only Roma; but the entirety of Italy due to match fixing/corruption.
Do you guys agree? Should I avoid Italy like the plague?
>>63889487
I love reddit
>>63889487
>plebbit
>>63889487
>sure things
>9 fold
>HEH
R.I.P, Jamboree
>>63889487
You should avoid accys in total.
Just bet on Over 1.5 goals per game. Its a sure thing in 99% of games these days.
Returns are small, but its easy to make a few £££
What's /bet/'s favorite James Bond film? Keep in mind there is only one correct answer
>>63889616
Casino Royale ;^)
>>63889616
never seen one
>>63889616
none, but Diamonds are Forever is the best song
would it be dumb to go large on sevilla? rball being what it is and valencia down a player
>>63889616
>Rutgers
Diamonds are forever
Dont try to derail the english shitflinging itt
This is better than the war of the roses
>>63889616
Goldeneye
Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
>>63889616
All pre-Craig Bond movies are cartoonish shit. So I will go Casino Royale.
>>63889742
this tbf
also still not a single venezulela slip pmsl
Someone in PGA check if Nestle is still a member ffs
>>63889928
He was beaten badly by his gfs family after they found out he is a gambler we can just pray he is able to return.
>>63889742
Wrong moron. It's Roger Moore.
>>63889928
he is
>>63889616
You Only Live Twice
>>63889986
:(
>>63890036
cheers lid
>>63889703
Diamonds Are Forever is one of the worst Bond films there is. In fact, I'd probably say that it was the worst because at least Moonraker fundamentally had okay acting and sets.
>>63889616
From Russia With Love. Goldfinger a close second, but it's let down by having cheesey bits.
Also
>people bet on the Giants
top kek
Lauren Murray insane value @2.6 to be eliminated on x factor
>>63889616
Anything besides The Spy Who Loved Me is wrong
>>63890063
>He hasn't read the gemstone file
They are meant to convey things that were occurring geopolitically at the time
Plus it takes place in the US and Connery is best bond
Alright lids, now what is the objectively worst Bond film. Again, there is only one correct answer
>>63890264
The one with the one time bond
>>63890264
Spectre
>>63890264
The one after Casino Royale
>>63890294
Ohmss was good bro
>>63890264
Quantum of Solace
>>63890264
Casino Royale ;^)
>>63890264
Die Another Day
>>63890260
I don't give a shit about whatever some 'gemstone file' is, it's a really fucking bad film.
>tired Connery phoning it in with his laziest acting yet
>clearly cheap and shit sets and props
>wacky gay henchmen
>inane fucking story with bad writing
>lel bombe surprise :^)))))
It's fucking terrible, anon.
>>63890264
Diamonds Are Forever, followed by Moonraker.
GREENED UP AT HALFTIME AIR AIR AIR
Goldeneye is the best and Moonraker is the worst in case you guys were wondering
lol venezuela
>>63890483
Goldeneye is top 5 but I wouldn't put it first, and Moonraker isn't as bad as Diamonds Are Forever - but to be honest they're both so bad there's not much between them.
No best Bond or theme?
pmsl lux aftertiming at 2-0
unlucky lid
>>63890538
caps
>>63890294
>not liking ohmss
mack has just uploaded a vid of him giving a bj
>>63890534
Brosnan as best Bond. As for theme, I really like Skyfall, not sure I'd have it at number 1 though
>>63890336
>>63890587
>being a kek
>venezulela backers
>>63890483
Goldeneye has a special place imo because the N64 game was based
With heart and commiment to the life. Can I become shrewd like you /bet/?
>>63890640
Brosnan is the poor man's Dalton to be honest family.
>>63890677
You do realise they were on a +0.25 then a DC right?
>>63890678
no after timing this time lucky lux
Might trip desu or post on reddit and get them to pay me after a few wins
Thank u juve and nygiants
Goldfinger by Shirley bassie is goat 007 theme
Sevilla -0.25
CODE REDI CODE REDI
Need Jamboree back
>>63891179
http://simonstips.com/
>>63891378
Prefer him to just copy them, if everything is centralised here it's easier than checking 6/7 sites
>>63891728
He wont now. Another tipper driven away.
>>63891728
Why don't you trip as Simon and do it then?
>>63891788
Not a tipper, just a clueless slug copying actual tipsters
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't unloading on Brazil U20 Women SW
>>63891803
Was it straight copying or selection from his tips?
I know nothing about horses past ignore the racing post app
San Juan Jabloteh will never score in our lifetimes
>>63891864
Cos mackers doesn't rate them
>>63891927
He posted them all
Thanks for reminding me to bet juve anon whoever you are
Up a prepubescent cunt
>>63891806
I liked his non-tip posts desu. Surprised he turned out to be such a slug
>>63891927
some of his own, mostly from Simons tips and other sources
claiming other people's hard work as your own is scummy as hell
>>63892135
You're welcome
Over 1.5 goals in the Brazil slags game?
In absolute tears at venezuela 0 asian backers
>>63892155
It's a good idea to centralise tips here but the source has to be clear so people can judge how much they want to trust it
>>63892243
desu I wouldn't have had a problem with the guy if didn't pretend to be shrewd and sourced 'his' tips
at least he gave me a couple new tipsters to follow
he's probably looking at this thread right now
>>63892308
He is probably posting as anon right now.
>>63892382
hi jamboree
wtf is going on in the San Juan game
>>63891966
21-3 on target, lost 0-1. Can't win a fucking bet.
1 loss
1 NR
1 win
http://simonstips.com/
2.50 Kempton - Deer Song @ 25/1 EW
Blinkers on, acts over C&D and looks a weak event. Big price when entitled to hit the frame.
>>63892653
+51 units for the month
pretty good
>>63892524
>he wasn't on +0.25
I though Venezuela sw was bet of the year? All pretty quiet on the thread, hmm all a bit strange...
>>63886759
>tfw go to ucd
Here comes the cloppers choking, jump on Timberwolves ML @ 6.25
>>63892691
nice try Scott
>>63892787
The opening line was +0.25 and they were then on a DC once rball babbies got involved you seething little slug.
>>63892787
Just on /bet/ now so missed getting on myself but the tip was clearly +0.25. Want all the moaners who need to be spoonfed every little thing to fuck off to Reddit desu
>kick off scheduled for 3
>kick off actually going to be 3:20
Fucking MLS
>>63892909
>on DC
No they weren't you clueless little cretin. They were on 0 asian at KO then shortened to -0.25
>>63892909
Only DC on 365 you moron. The line was never +0.5 in Asia, please trip so I can filter you.
>>63892934
Why don't they just schedule the matches later if they're gonna be late all the time anyway
>>63892816
got on them at $8.25. Not much on it. Figured why not.
>>63893016
So you watch all the ads
>>63892909
>>63892917
+0.25 was tipped? Fair enough I saw people tipping everything and then people advised rebacks from 1-0 and 2-0. The line was never +0.5 in Asia
>>63892998
These games are being played in Sao Paulo
>>63892998
zzzzzzz never said it was you utter dullard
>>63892985
zzzzzzzz no they weren't, they were on a +0.25 and that was the original tip
Managed to lose 1k on a limited 365 on that Defence Force game. Surely rball was wrong? Feel like crying, lost all profit for the month on that and backing Venezuela from 1-0 and 2-0
>>63893040
They opened +0.25, were 0 asian @ 1.8 at kick off then went into -0.25, they were never on +0.5
>>63893113
Hurr durr, I tipped sw, +0.25 and DNB as well as rebacks from 1-0 and 2-0 but tears if you're down on the game!!
Fucking cunt
>>63892934
Every American "sporting" EVENT ever.
The scheduled start is for the event, not the game (which is secondary to advertisements and national anthems and other retarded shit).
>>63893113
Yes mate, but +0.25 was only there pre-game. The line closed on 0 asian. Enjoy your half win and loss on rebacks, I'm UAC from Scotland anyway
>>63893131
Yeah I know, only on 365 could you get a DC tell that to this guy
>>63892909
You know the guy, the one who hasn't left the house all weekend and is still a kissless virgin
>>63893120
Why would you place 1k on an rball bet?
>>63893113
Lux is that you? Never wrong, always #winning #money
>>63893120
How did you get 1k on a limited account?
>>63893208
Did you see the rball?
Amazing to think there's the same ~5 Brits who spend a large part of their day arguing with each other over the most trivial shit. One day it's one guy claiming to be huge on something and celebrating whilst the other says it's all a charade, the next day the role's are reversed.
What would happen if we all met up for a pint?
>>63893183
Don't see 0 asian anywhere on the closing line you boring little slug, stop making shit up because you weren't on
>>63893200
>>63893217
PLEASE have sex
>>63893248
Taking every market at every price change. Head was gone, still shaking now ffs
>>63893287
>pretending you're not one of us
Pmsl
>>63893288
What site is that?
>>63893298
>having a gambling problem
check the OP
>>63893287
Some scruffy meff would bottle me
>>63893325
>>63893288
Would love to fuck your chin you testy scruff
>>63893287
Caught out just like Euan
>>63893287
Someone's getting their chin tested
>>63893374
There's only 50 seconds between those posts. The timer for when you can post again is 60 seconds
>Mackers
It's like he's cursed. Either that or the players get told when he's on a bet and stop playing. Very funny though
>>63893374
Clueless
>>63893374
What does this mean?
>>63893367
>posting from phone/tablet
>>63893421
Uh oh!
>>63893421
It shows J West doesn't have a unique IP next to his name like the post above him meaning he's already been (shit)posting as anon in this thread
>>63889616
On her majestys secret service
Would love to go swimming with you guys and test your fins
>>63893437
How has November been for you? Remember you saying before that you only have a handful of bets every month now but still make money
>>63893468
woah
>>63893519
It's bait, the IP count changed once he posted
>>63893540
Because you always pay close attention to the threads IP count I'm sure.
>>63889616
Obviously goldfinger. Genuinely rate the Moore years as second best Bond desu
>>63893540
Trip on Jamie
>>63893570
Yes, I was at the time, and noted it specifically as his post was directly about it. Do you really think he would post something like that if he himself was already 'shitposting'? Are you that dense?
>>63893468
>Thinking this part of the script is accurate
Mine hasnt marked any of the first posts as new IPs when they obviously are.
>>63893606
Which extension do you boys have?
>>63893513
I've barely made any bets, only up a few mediums really, most just leeching off others.
>tfw don't know who is jwest and who is anonymous
>am I jwest?
>>63893601
zzzz get a life you dullard
JWEST AND EUWAN EXPOSED
>>63893606
4chan X
>>63893606
You would say that after being caught out the other day zzzzzzzz
>euan showing up as soon as another trip is getting more attention than him
boring
>>63893680
Don't see the option to mark new IPs
>>63893712
It's just boring now, he always turns up when his name is mentioned as he's obviously shitposting the whole thread then trips up whenever someone posts Euan.
>the /bet/ golden era was over 14 months ago
>>63893751
Main > Monitoring (at the bottom)
>>63893688
>>63893712
>>63893776
You must be the most boring person/people on the planet. Do you have any friends? Gonna need proof.
>>63893855
Only one of those posts were me
>>63893606
Just tested it on another thread, works flawlessly.
>>63893828
When did sp leave? Been on bet for ages me but can't remember different periods at all, Albania was annoying at the time but now I miss him
>>63893287
None of those would turn up to a meet.
>>63893712
THIS
>>63893917
>It worked once therefore it works all the time
Flawless
>>63893873
Sorry to hear you have no friends. Maybe try leaving your room sometime
>>63893942
Le "tears if you weren't on" after the fix has come in man
He was a prat
>>63893953
I would. London anyone?
L O N D O N
O
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D
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Find it v strange how my posts on /bet/ generate such a buzz and lots of discussion while irl people struggle to converse with me.
>>63893990
>Maybe try leaving your room sometime
Coming from the guy lurking the thread all day until his name is posted, please get a personality and have actual sex
>>63893712
>>63893776
imagine bitching about the only person who tips
>>63894037
Yeah. When?
In a few weeks? Can I bring my gf?
http://strawpoll.me/6137338
>>63893828
Remember when trips had personalities
>>63894169
NYE? Yes, sure, the more the merrier :^)
>>63894183
>Euan making strawpolls about himself for attention
>>63894098
Your friends are probably normies drones, /bet/ is mostly intellectuals.
>>63893637
ask yr mum lol
http://strawpoll.me/6137378
>>63894309
What a faggot, these threads have been insufferable for years now
D-does anybody have a bet for the CFL Grey Cup
>london
there is a world outside that shithole. meetup in the middle of the country
>>63894343
Its a tough one because I really wouldn't want to spend any time in the presence of the horrific autistic shitposter that is here all day every day but at the same time how can I possibly pass up the best opportunity I'd ever have to test his chin
>>63894343
Half cokes on you
>>63894360
>years now
>/bet/'s existed for about 2 years
Only up £1,407.09 today zzz
Everyone else who's had their details leaked on here has stopped posting, yet Euan has stayed around and infact seems to revel in it all.
Why is this?
>>63894343
Put myself down as would need some persuasion because I would be keen but I live fucking miles away. Anyone fancy somewhere closer?
>>63894492
He loves the attention
>>63894481
£ not €? Interesting
>>63894505
Easiest place to get to for most southerners isn't it?
>>63894505
Where do you live?
>>63894492
Because he isnt a little pussy bitch scared of some virgins?
>>63894505
Can we have an american meetup too? Vegas?
Lids, lids, lids give me an addict bet before I go to bed? Love having a bad night sleep swearing over a bet, often dream that the bet has won/lost too. Always wake up really disorientated
>>63894561
He's got big girly hair and drinks half cokes.
>>63894492
Attention seeking autist
The fix is about to be in
Danny Robinson group bets never again.
Like · Reply · 1 · 7 mins
Danny Robinson shit bets win.
Like · Reply · 1 min
>>63894598
76ers +12.5
>>63894626
Bolivar wasn't fixed
>>63894632
His very existence seems pathetic. Waiting all day to be spoonfed by other tipsters and then moaning about them/not showing any gratitude. Online 24/7, horrible person
>>63894705
>>63894632
Away! Away!
Back to PGA!
>>63894660
:^) Let the blogabet tears begin
>>63894732
Or what?
>>63894608
>Attention-seeking
>Autist
Pick one
down so much today, feel sick
tfw /bet/ threads pretty much talk about what I want them to talk about and i run this thread
feels good man
>>63894753
detochkin anton Tnx man)
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Seitiro gotta say thank you. your analysis made me look at this game at halftime... end of story: just made a nice 4 digit € win with this game... combined with the Colchester-Crewe Alexandra 1/2 earlier this week this will be the nicest, calmest christmas for me ever :)
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Awwwwwwww
>>63894548
I would imagine so
>>63894554
Scotland
>>63894581
If you want
>>63894581
Count me in. I'll be there the end of next month and half of January too
>>63894827
Ross?
>>63894788
I feel like I am a challenger to you if I want to be, but I am often doing other stuff or enjoy the topics you bring up.
>>63894827
Trip on Euan
>>63894858
Aye pal
>>63894788
>>63894869
>they think they control this thread more than I do
pmsl
>>63894869
Appreciate that. I certainly welcome any challengers, though perhaps we could work together someday.
>Nobody will top the quality and quantity of gimmicks I was bringing to the table from mid january to late may this year
Someone with autism power rank all the /bet/ gimmicks please
There must be at least 25
which one of you is it?
>>63895002
F A T
A
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D A D D Y
A
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Y
>>63895043
dammit you got me. @ me saying you're from /bet/ and i'll follow you
>>63895040
1. Please have sex.
Are the strongest winning by 2?
>>63895040
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/52232139/#52245269
Matthew Stevens was unreal. Fuck that was a long time ago.
>>63895128
Fantastic gimmick
>>63895128
This was GOAT.
Is he still active in PGA/Lux?
>>63895002
>implying that wasn't the shittest /bet/ period
I gave us pseudo shrewdie and Mark during that time. What did you bring?
>>63895128
From that day. Another gimmick of mine was just trying to put people off obvious fixes.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/52245626/#q52245765
I had Strongest -1.5 as my fav bet of the day this morning but no Escobar playing their best playmaker, thought he was, may still win, one to watch. Nacional Potosi CANNOT DEFEND. No Esocbar is a huge blow though, no altitude advantage just Potosi are piss, should have lost 4-0/5-0 to Sport Boys.
>>63895095
>exposing my autistic self
n-no thanks senpai
>>63895117
>>63895233
Will take that as a yes if they start well
>>63895211
>those replies
pmsl
>>63895178
Matt Stevens Thanks for the tips James but at £30 its not for me I'm afraid. You gotta understand how difficult it is for many of us to get on the tips quickly enough whilst at work, especially without prices crumbling from your usual ~1.8s right down to ~1.65 or so within less than a minute, if not automatically when one of the big accounts on here jumps on.
Not having a go or anything, you certainly seem like a nice lad, just giving my feedback as a consumer. Best of luck to all who stick around like emoticon
22 December 2014 at 15:44 · Like · 7
Left after the price rise.
>>63895289
I had £6.5k earlier probably not rebacking now. Will watch and see.
>>63895362
FUCK
Wonder what he is up to now.
>>63895362
Why not recruit him to /bet/?
>>63895330
Unreal. Laughed way too loudly at that.
>>63895420
He was a /bet/ regular, as anon. Might be lurking now.
STRONGEST
TIPPERLEAKS TIPPERLEAKS TIPPERLEAKS
>>63895543
what are you on about? he hasn't posted anything
>>63895420
THIS.
Would actually be the Ying to Neil's Yang.
>>63895543
>TIPPERLEAKS
you're not fooling anybody that uses twitter notifications you mongoloid.
strongest fh - is the bet
Matt Stevens if you are here PLEASE make yourself known.
The difference between now and back then (>>63895128) is now it is just full of leaches who know nothing and dont want to learn anything about betting, and shitposters who dont want to contribute at all.
Back then you had people who contributed and helped others who wanted to learn about betting.
How do you sort it?
>>63895330
I will say this next time I cum in a girl.
>>63895699
I want to learn.
Also its Leech not Leach.
>>63895699
I've tried tipping and spoonfeeding the threads myself but you still get nothing back, genuinely don't even mind mainstream bets but it's just shitposting.
>>63895699
You don't need the comma before the and
>>63895699
/bet/ was worse this time last year
>>63895773
Are you the venezuela shitposter?
>>63895699
Difference is the anon to trip ratio, and the exodus of the shrewder, older users to facebook groups. The shitposters have always been around, but now there's nothing to counteract them/ignore them. Like >>63895791 says, the actual shitposting has been worse in the past, but now there's way less good tippers.
thank you based MLElS overs
>>63895788
Oxford comma.
>>63895773
There hasnt been a properly justified tip on /bet/ since JWest posted the Japanese slags thing last weekend
>>63895792
Listen here slug, I know Argentinian and Venezuelan u20s slag football
>>63895950
Did you miss the flatanon tips this week?
Might go to reddit and start tipping there and lead a revolution.
>>63895792
No. Haven't posted an actual tip in a month or so, last 'tip' in thread was bayern to win both halves in the champions league.
Need a third Dallas goal like air
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/47811338
/bet/ will never come close to this again, nice when flatanon gets a winner and we celebrate but this was something else
>>63895853
this tb h, we need a couple shrewd anons to man up, get a trip and start contributing, the shitposting has been well above healthy levels lately
we need a change lids
>>63895999
I'm sure he didn't forget but horse racing is pretty niche. Football is something everyone can contribute to.
>>63896062
because there were no PGA slugs here then, except Obscure.
>>63896081
Too many leeches
>>63896081
how does one get a trip
>>63896300
you type a name followed by ##password in the name field. obviously put your own password
today I was working covering matches so I wasn't able to give tips
managed to get into the villa teresa - liverpool match, won 3 bets (liverpool -0.5, villa teresa not to score, liverpool dnb)
in 48 hours my bank has gone from 15 euro to 60, betting on local matches exclusively
>>63896355
Lovely
>>63895999
Obviously not but he isnt included in any of this. He is a /bet/ constant, a legend.
>>63896247
Nice one. 7/10
>>63896374
tfw poor
it feels nice because after my cat died I fell from 105 to 15, took a week off and came back
>>63895651
won
>>63896395
Thanks xx
How does tomorrows skedge look?
>>63896707
d e c e
>>63896062
>Oviedo completely failing to comprehend 6.0-8.0 as being huge value on a game that was essentially a coinflip
I laff evrytim
And then of course the "lending 3k" the next day. Comedy gold.
>>63896707
Shit. Like every skedge for the last 3 months.
lads lads lads ;)
testing
>>63896795
It was all brilliant, the commentating, the stream cutting out, the suspense. Funny seeing people worrying over relatively little sums, don't think a game like that will happen again, too many shrewdies.
Rockets -3.5 in 10 minutes.
Can't win at the moment, keked by a goal in the 5th minute of stoppage time.
Going to bed soon, hopefully I'll be lucky enough to never wake up
Need Raptors to win like A I R
>>63897203
they used all their luck yesterday
>>63897277
that's why I'm trying /bet/ magic
lids lids lids ;)
going medium-large on columbus crew +1.5
see you all tomorrow xx
Toluca SW desu
>>63897741
oh fug too late...
>>63897741
Why? Watched all game and they were second best
>>63897909
They scored while I was posting this but Toluca is strong in home, just ignore it now.
need a Mexican fix like AIR
Anyone bet on football here?
>>63898078
put a 200 on the cards ML and it was way too close for comfort. also had a small on seahawks -3.5, lost my small on cards -8
>>63897018
>betting on a cursed team
Special stake pats spread
Got on grizzlies by 6+ at $6
When will the 76ers finally win? :(
>>63899124
when they stop choking in the 4th.
>>63898780
shoulda jumped on this boys
7-0
>>63899124
when it doesn't depend on them
>>63895128
man now I've been listening to gorillaz for hours
Pats -2 @ evens was THE line of the day
Pats -0.5 HT @ 1.9 also is good value
>muh aftertiming
Just get on
>>63896062
That was truly a golden era. What a night, couldn't stop laughing at it all.
>waaay down town
>>63900137
See
>>63898655
They dont want to win
They like to argue in these threads
>just got a notification on bet365 saying I've been active for 8 hours and should consider stopping for a bit
>Bronchoes
>>63900369
stopping is -ev m8
>large on o3.5 in the espanola game in full chase mode
>3 goals in the first 19 minutes
>no goals since
sanity slowly slipping away
How much did everyone win on seahawks -3.5?
holy fuck I'm laughing so much at the USVI match
Weekend is at an end. You up or down? I'm up 15%. Decent weekend for my first real dig.
>>63902992
Up trivial amounts. Would've been better if >Rutgers didn't fuck up
>>63902992
Right about even which sucks coz i had a good week on nba leadijg ijto the weekend
>>63903015
how do you keep track? The spreadsheet in OP looks way too complicated.
>>63902611
Not as much as I'm going to win on Baltimore ML tomorrow
>>63902992
Up 3% on bankroll, ~100% on ROI
Going to lose it all on Baltimore ML tomorrow tho
>>63903250
It's not that difficult. Just follow the directions once you download it and it's fairly straightforward
I put a tenner on patriots -6.5 @ 2.10 in play, what a steal
Oh shiiit what a time to get a TD thank you brady
Patriots STILL @ -7 in play handicap
>they didn't special stake Patriots
>tfw patriots wont get out to 7
This commentator for Patriots sounds like Howard Stern.
Need this to go to extra time and then Patriots touchdown
>>63906741
do bets carry over past normal time?
>The state of me
>>63906810
Guess we'll find out
>>63907107
then the patricunts better get a TD
Come on brady need that TD and field goal from GOATkowski
>im on -6.5 here
>>63907247
I got in on -2.5 new england earlier in the week, or last week, whenever
>this Raiders Patriots Bengals Vikings parlay is gonna pay ...
>>63907247
>tfw on -6.5
>>63907247
But if they score a TD then they only win by 6.
>>63907357
What they dont try and convert? Lol fml /bet/life
>>63907473
Nah in OT they don't go for the extra point
>NE-3
MOTHER FUCKER
Shit huh
fuck life
>>63908339
At least you know in the future if you have a -6.5 or higher and the game goes to OT you don't need to watch
>>63908458
wrong flag
>>63908458
>>63908673
Thanks for the heads up
I took them -6.5 in the second half and again in the 3rd before the TD so its a double hurt thinking denver scored 2 TD and then another in OT
Got anything for us to get back in the profit?
>>63909008
Chattanooga on a pick tomorrow for college basketball, if only because they're called the Moccasins.
>>63904542
Tears
Lads, lads, lads. I know your weekend wouldn't be complete without spilling some tears over one of my posts.
TEARS if you didn't realize the fix was in for Denver.
DOUBLE TEARS if you realized it but were stoned out of your mind and failed to capitalize
What were the odds for the Broncos before the game?
>>63910980
ML was around 2.1 iirc
>>63910916
bretty good lad, not even mad. any dota games coming up?
>>63911621
not sure, ask bet365 and get back to me. i'm curious myself. barely won anything since frankfurt major.
any dota 2 tips for today?
>>63913581
Isnt the payout for esports like 90 %?
>there are shit all sports on during the week
Why even live
Any Dublin based people in here who wouldn't mind going to Home Farm FC ground at midday to watch the U18's?
>>63913605
I want to spoonfeed you desu
>>63913952
>£25 a month
>pls do my work for me
just put a cheeky 40 quid on team empire on dota 2
I like the look of Lens v Nimes BTTS @ 2.15
Lens have only kept clean sheets in 4 out of 16 league games while Nimes have been even worse and only kept 2. Lens haven't failed to score in a league game in 3 months and Nimes have only failed to score once in the last 2 months. Purely a soccerway tier bet so take of it what you will
Stuart Bingham -1.5 @1.61 in the snooker.
Peter Ebdon is way past his prime now and relies on boring his opponents to death, which I can't see being to effective against Bingham who is a patient player himself. Bingham got the high break of the tournament so far in the last round and is flowing at the minute. I really can't see Ebdon being a threat at all. -2.0 @1.82 is a decent bet as well but I'm going for the safer option.
>>63914546
>>63914561
these are the sort of tips I like posted. I will put money on anything(a few bucks for the hell of it) if someone gives some insight. Thanks guys. Lets see how we go.
12:55 Wolverhampton 12-1
Simonstips
>>63914640
>Forgetting the horses name
Next edition
>>63914684
>PGA
Pmsl
>>63914694
>implying
Please have sex you dullard
>>63914697
Great meme buddy 10/10
>>63914697
>>63914694
>>63914684
>>63914704
just stop. if you dont have anything nice to say don't say anything
We should make a fake tip and then post it to /r/soccerbetting to see how many of the mugs follow it.
>>63914707
zzzzzz grow a spine wetwipe
>>63914709
Why?
333333333
>>63914716
banter
>>63914709
>tfw you've done this in the past but the bet hits
Brno such a great bet
>>63914744
Bolton v Brentford u2.5 @evens is literally a mainstream special. I expect a 0-0 draw
>>63914760
Begone spotty little sixth former
>>63914744
didn't mean to reply senpai, please forgive
>>63914768
give me one reason why that's a bad bet
it's going to be one of the most boring games of the season
>>63914772
Go back to reddit little man
>>63914779
you showed me. Back to posting about tears in PGA, greasy fratboi
>>63914799
Begging you to just have sex already you part time punter
anyone on sparta prague u21 or banik ostrava u21 O5.5? sparta totally dominating and banik has 1 man more on the field...
>>63914640
>>63914659
placed
44444444
Whats in for today lads ?
>>63914853
He advised it as win though.
>>63914887
I took e/w. I'm not going to put just a win on a horse @11 when e/w still profits
>>63914891
I can understand that, but if you're following someone's bets, it's best to do as advised as that's what the results are recorded to. Backing Simon's wins as e/w might not be profitable.
You have ten seconds to tell me why you don't follow Lewis Thomas?
>>63914803
can't wait for this bet to hit so that I can call you a worm some more. You fucking worm
>Ladbrokes STILL hasn't paid out on le fix
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>63914939
They're not going to
M
A
C
K
E
R
S
>>63914945
non-believer zzzzzzz
>>63914953
Shit meme
5555555555
What a bet
sup boys
>>63914970
What are you talking about you faggot ? explain now
>>63915018
6-0 now, -2 was a large
>>63915018
Brno
777777
Surreal
Only needed 3 goals, stop ffs
Why isn't there an option for Trinec to win the game ?
sums
>the devastation that was Brno
>only up 3 figures from Brno
Spew
Luxton aftertiming
>>63914826
5-0 on both, hue
>>63915105
>>63915069
>>63915058
>>63914970
>>63914868
>>63914744
>>63914720
Well done on tipping from kick off lads. Nice everyone here could get on
>>63915252
Cry more dullard zzzzzz
HAMILTON
>>63915003
C a a n
utter utter
tfw the favourite has won in nearly every race today so far
You guys are horrible, horrible people.
what's
the
bet
boys?
>>63915773
Thanks, we try.
>>63915774
Croatia Turkey women O2.5 @evens thank me when they slot in the third m80
>>63915836
link to stream?
>>63915836
1111111
lookin good m8
>>63915774
Team empire to upset vega squadron @ 2.25 on DOTA 2
>>63915941
they are with standin carry lid
Think this is a world record for Luxton aftertiming
>>63916034
>>63915130
>>63914947
wish you lot would shut up about "Luxton", "Mackers" and "PGA" to be honest, go suck their dicks/whine about them on facebook instead of here
Where were you when Reddit got shrewd?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12LUGEOsEsMG8yE4xB7IKBwVuczQ_OZOUHf20qayU0iE/edit#gid=0&vpid=A1
>>63916088
Sitting on my couch
>>63916088
>That
>Shrewd
Pick one.
>>63916088
>Tottenham v Chelsea
>predicted unders
>predicted result is 2-1
wat
J W E S T
>>63916088
what is this soccerway pleb shit
Lads, I have got a game we can all play.
It is quite difficult but we should give it a shot.
For the next hour we cant use ANY PGA phrases or mention them at all.
Starting.. now!
>>63916547
Love how you've embraced the /bet/ way of thinking desu senpai. Most new people just want to blog about their EPL accy and cryi their eyes out when they get called muggy
>>63916591
Tears.
>>63916603
>Neil
>>63916616
I'm not in PGA so who is Neil? Is he meant to be the new Mark?
>>63916628
He is very similar to Mark.
He has been posting a lot recently, not sure if he has just started post again after a break or he is just in a bad mood recently.
>>63915836
saved right at the end
>>63916603
well to be honest family /bet/'s way of thinking is completely logical. I mean even if doing silly averages of mainsteam statistics were good to predict the future, bookies already have it covered
statistics are only useful on very rare circumstances in which you can actually cheat the engine abusing rball. like that peruvian basketball teams which always wins but never reaches 60 points
>>63916647
You said I was Neil yesterday, I also have no idea who he is
>>63916690
another situation in which statistics are useful is when a team is clearly under/overperforming. bookies adjust to statistics that don't reflect reality and if you're a bit knowledgeable you'll profit from this
>>63916700
It is you then.
I'm not trying to teach anything just writing down what I think to see if it makes sense
>>63916649
N-never in doubt m80
>not getting paid to watch football
>>63916795
what's the pay?
>>63916795
Football is boring though.
If it was NFL then sure.
>>63916795
Isn't that the point of this thread?
Hey guys, any good twitter tipster for football? free tips of course
>>63916795
>Living in London from the dogshit pay they'll offer
>>63916810
those things range from 20 to 40 euro per match
>>63916840
@tipperleaks
@Tip4TheWeekend
@calijahh
Brentford @ 2.7
They just appointed a new manager so squad will want to impress. Up against Bolton who are terrible anyway and in the midst of a financial crisis, players haven't been paid on time so will probably be more focused on that then on the game.
>>63916756
Please have sex you little slug
>>63916840
@upacunt
>>63916795
Is that football radar?
>>63916870
What if I told you, that's my meme.
resisting so hard from betting on female basketball's totals
11111111111
>>63917151
what you on? napa v apoel?
>>63917165
Nah, talking about the fix
0000000000000000000
>>63917200
Nice of you to tip it here
1111111111111111
IMPS
>>63917218
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
Back to le reddit, you pathetic little cockroach!
>>63917240
Please have sex you deranged virgin freak.
>>63917264
That's rich coming from a whinging slug like you.
>>63917240
Anyone that posts and brags about a bet that they didn't tip or mention here beforehand should be shot to be honest
why are you all so rude to each other
can't we just get all along
except the redditors and pga, please leave my board
>>63917295
Well imagine throughout your whole life you get bullied, girls wont talk to you, you dont really have any friends, you cant play any sports very well, then you FINALLY find something you can do and make money from (betting) so you lash out at the world like a deranged madman and want to 'fight back' vs those who wronged you in your youth by not helping and just shitposting.
This perfectly describes Mark, Neil etc.
>>63917264
Please remember we have genuinely autistic members of /bet/ who just want attention even if it is to be called a virgin freak because we are the only human contact they have. So show some consideration pls
>>63917352
Imagine being this perma DAC pmsl
>>63917370
Do you have a particular British trip in mind?
>>63917389
imagine being scared to post in PGA so you talk about it here all day
>>63917448
I always tell PGA slugs to do that so don't know why you're replying to me about it
tfw
>>63917710
what is this? you got limited?
>>63916795
>self employed
Fucking jokers
Mackers is up over 800k for November
why are you lot not joining pga?
Mackers surreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0b-QYFQTuc
please watch this
>>63917983
>>63918031
Source? Left after this summer though he was down for the year?
>>63918073
so thats how they make ramen noodles
Is anyone else thinking Arsenal U21 -1?
>>63918142
they're soba noodles you uncultured drone
>>63918215
so thats how they make angry perma dac danes
>fc brno were 50/1 to be leading at ht.
HK Malmo - Redbergslids o53.5 @ 2.14
>>63918073
thought it would be more impressive
>>63918297
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
>>63918321
yeah I mean it was impressive alright
but I thought he'd make more stuff besides the noodles
I also wonder how the japs see him, because we as westerners find it very exotic
any value on the belgium - serbia slags?
pitch condition is bad and raining, total line is at 5.5. I remember some people were following those matches
Large staking u5.25 goals Belguim v Serbia women
