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First for Venezuela +0.25 BET OF THE YEAR
March-September wool run subedition
>>63886816
I was still busy working and studying in March-April so wasnt betting so much then. Glad we both agree post-september has been shit though.
>This Venezuela start
Fuck it no info, but slaved it small.
>>63886839
>summer students
>>63886839
>>63886816
Idiots.
March, Apr good.
May, June, tez
July ok
August - Nov unreal
>>63886864
Have you been betting since you left school at 18?
>Being a student
>Not having 5 figures in your bank account
One girl was telling me how she lives on £1 a day.
Tears t bh
Venezuela going to go odds on at this rate.
Win/lose +0.25 was value, signing out, hopefully come back to a win.
>>63886883
Tears buddy, early summer was unreal if you knew the right places to look ;)
>>63886883
All the friendlies and tournaments over summer + the Ice Value leagues made it all incredible.
>>63886912
post roll
>>63886964
Didn't have accounts pal. The real bettors make their money in asia, not on muh fonbet/mara only friendlies.
>>63887014
>He didn't even make money on Kartepe
pmsl
>>63887005
>>63886964
Must be a wind up. REFUSE to believe ANYONE wasn't uac this summer. Made 30k myself and was disappointed, would have been more had I not gone on holiday.
>>63887076
Where did you go on holiday liddo
>>63887076
Joe please calm down.
>Argentina with last three shots
>ALL on target
Greening up desu senpai
>>63887112
Portugal + Spain lid
>>63887014
>friendlies
pmsl I said early summer you spastic
>>63887127
May and June were shite for me, July was alright and August good. Not an amazing summer desu.
>>63887138
>being an rball babby
Tears
>>63886463
Pmsl
>My dick is bigger than yours
No, my dick is bigger
>Tears! Mine is 14 inches
Haha dont be silly
>IMAGINE having a dick smaller than 12 inches
Mine is 18 inches. Tears if you arent on it
-- /bet/, Novermber 2015
>>63887076
post Betfair p&l
>>63887304
EUANPARK
U
A
N
P
A
R
K
>>63887348
Why would you use Betfair? I am not Peter Webb.
None of the good games have much liquidity there.
>>63887304
-/bet/, everyday
>>63887304
>Novermber
Great contribution once again by you, please stay on topic in future
Venezuela backers on suicide watch
>>63887304
>Look at me! Nobody has mentioned me for 5 minutes! Give me attention please! Please only make posts I care about!
-- Euan on /bet/, every day
Chargers were so mispriced oh la la
Thank you clueless rball babbys for letting me top up more on Venezuela DC
Venezuela U20 women double chance is worth a bet on Bet365, I have them better than Argentina and Bet365 stats are incorrect.
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
111111111
DOUBTERS BTFO LMAO
MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTAINS
Shitposting in 3... 2... 1..
ffs took Argie +0.25 after drift hoping for a draw
UP UNREAL AMOUNTS
>>63887803
zzzzz rball babby detected
Pmsl where are all of the pseudos now?
REBACKING +0.25 AND 0.0 DESU
Juve?
Imagine not being on Venezuela lmao
DOUBTERS BTFO
S U M S
U
M
S
2222222222222222
SUMS AND SUMS AND SUMS
Hope you whinging little slugs got on pmsl
post slips or clam up
Tears at the part time punting spotty little teens going quiet
>>63887995
zzzzzzzz how much you down?
Imagine being so much of a nerd
>P-post your a-analysis please
>No t-trip? I daren't take the t-tip
>P-post your slips at l-least
BTFO
HAHAHAHAHHA
UP INSANE
INSANE
thank you based slags, i guess the amount of shitposting around it is a fair price to pay
>>63888016
Dont worry about sex just please have some form of contact with the outside world.
>>63887788
>Mackers stealing from /bet/
>>63888015
didn't bet on that game
where's your slip?
Would love to meet all of these doubters in a dark alley at night pmsl, little nerds would get a beatdown
Euan SEETHING
SUMS. ABSOLUTE SUMS.
still half a game to play, dont celebrate just yet lads
JUST WON 1K ON ROULETTE
TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T ON RED
I'M AN EXPERT IN ROULETTE AND THERE WAS NO CHANCE BLACK WOULD WIN
RED WAS SUCH AN +EV BET
WISH I HAD MORE ON
>Venezuela backers
>b-but how can Venezuela possibly be better, Argentina have muh reputation
>please p-post slip, I'm a slug who can't recognise value even when spoonfed
>s-sorry sir, your reasoning isn't good enough for me *tips fedora*
Pmsl as I said, I know Argentinian and Venezuelan female youth football
>Lux and Mackers confirmed for browsing /bet/
>>63888202
>not taking red when it was priced @2.80
tears
>>63888202
Seethe away, you sad little nerd. Have fun at your 8am plumbing apprenticeship tomorrow when I'm once again bashing bookies and spotting value haha.
>>63888278
This has been confirmed for ages.
>Nigeria 0 backer
lmfao
>>63888353
I picked a bad bet on purpose to highlight the necessity of trips.
>>63888386
Haha, must have been a mad night out.
>>63888424
Give yourself a shake
TEARS if you weren't on the winning bet that I was on but didn't tip
>>63888202
This desu. Also tears if you're not on Deportivo Tachria II dnb. It's a large.
Just got done doing laps around the flat celebrating that second Venezuela goal. Surreal.
>>63888472
Milkshake? Vanilla please :^)
>>63888386
Why do you post this idiot all the time?
>state of /bet/
*shudders*
Pmsl at seethers still trying to justify not being on the world value even though Venezuela are 2-0 up. Can't wait for christmas holidays to end tbqh.
>>63888607
>A bet is winning
>It's value
I was on Norwich + today, didn't post any reasoning or a slip. Am I shrewd? Get a life, jerk.
>>63888673
Well done on betting on a 100% correctly priced Prem game pmsl
>>63888673
Reasoning was posting you little dullard, do you want me to place the bet for you too?
>>63888846
>reasoning
>Venezuela are better than Argentina
Pick 1
>>63888607
It isnt even the christmas holidays you deranged shut-in.
>>63888875
Bit hard to prove Venezuela were in a stronger group with any empirical data but I like to think their U17 WC performance and the current score speaks for itself
Westerlo - Oostende total o0.5 very tempting
still 30min to play
I'm fairly inexperienced with betting, but I'm only interested in sure things. I did a 9-Fold this weekend picking only the elite teams playing the lesser teams, 8/9 won. Roma let me down.
What I read on Twitter seemed to indicate that I should totally avoid not only Roma; but the entirety of Italy due to match fixing/corruption.
Do you guys agree? Should I avoid Italy like the plague?
>>63889487
I love reddit
>>63889487
>plebbit
>>63889487
>sure things
>9 fold
>HEH
R.I.P, Jamboree
>>63889487
You should avoid accys in total.
Just bet on Over 1.5 goals per game. Its a sure thing in 99% of games these days.
Returns are small, but its easy to make a few £££
What's /bet/'s favorite James Bond film? Keep in mind there is only one correct answer
>>63889616
Casino Royale ;^)
>>63889616
never seen one
>>63889616
none, but Diamonds are Forever is the best song
would it be dumb to go large on sevilla? rball being what it is and valencia down a player
>>63889616
>Rutgers
Diamonds are forever
Dont try to derail the english shitflinging itt
This is better than the war of the roses
>>63889616
Goldeneye
Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond
>>63889616
All pre-Craig Bond movies are cartoonish shit. So I will go Casino Royale.
>>63889742
this tbf
also still not a single venezulela slip pmsl
Someone in PGA check if Nestle is still a member ffs
>>63889928
He was beaten badly by his gfs family after they found out he is a gambler we can just pray he is able to return.
>>63889742
Wrong moron. It's Roger Moore.
>>63889928
he is
>>63889616
You Only Live Twice
>>63889986
:(
>>63890036
cheers lid
>>63889703
Diamonds Are Forever is one of the worst Bond films there is. In fact, I'd probably say that it was the worst because at least Moonraker fundamentally had okay acting and sets.
>>63889616
From Russia With Love. Goldfinger a close second, but it's let down by having cheesey bits.
Also
>people bet on the Giants
top kek
Lauren Murray insane value @2.6 to be eliminated on x factor
>>63889616
Anything besides The Spy Who Loved Me is wrong
>>63890063
>He hasn't read the gemstone file
They are meant to convey things that were occurring geopolitically at the time
Plus it takes place in the US and Connery is best bond
Alright lids, now what is the objectively worst Bond film. Again, there is only one correct answer
>>63890264
The one with the one time bond
>>63890264
Spectre
>>63890264
The one after Casino Royale
>>63890294
Ohmss was good bro
>>63890264
Quantum of Solace
>>63890264
Casino Royale ;^)
>>63890264
Die Another Day
>>63890260
I don't give a shit about whatever some 'gemstone file' is, it's a really fucking bad film.
>tired Connery phoning it in with his laziest acting yet
>clearly cheap and shit sets and props
>wacky gay henchmen
>inane fucking story with bad writing
>lel bombe surprise :^)))))
It's fucking terrible, anon.
>>63890264
Diamonds Are Forever, followed by Moonraker.
GREENED UP AT HALFTIME AIR AIR AIR
Goldeneye is the best and Moonraker is the worst in case you guys were wondering
lol venezuela
>>63890483
Goldeneye is top 5 but I wouldn't put it first, and Moonraker isn't as bad as Diamonds Are Forever - but to be honest they're both so bad there's not much between them.
No best Bond or theme?
pmsl lux aftertiming at 2-0
unlucky lid
>>63890538
caps
>>63890294
>not liking ohmss
mack has just uploaded a vid of him giving a bj
>>63890534
Brosnan as best Bond. As for theme, I really like Skyfall, not sure I'd have it at number 1 though
>>63890336
>>63890587
>being a kek
>venezulela backers
>>63890571
>>63890483
Goldeneye has a special place imo because the N64 game was based
With heart and commiment to the life. Can I become shrewd like you /bet/?
>>63890640
Brosnan is the poor man's Dalton to be honest family.
>>63890677
You do realise they were on a +0.25 then a DC right?
>>63890678
no after timing this time lucky lux
Might trip desu or post on reddit and get them to pay me after a few wins
Thank u juve and nygiants
Goldfinger by Shirley bassie is goat 007 theme
Sevilla -0.25
CODE REDI CODE REDI
Need Jamboree back
>>63891179
http://simonstips.com/
>>63891378
Prefer him to just copy them, if everything is centralised here it's easier than checking 6/7 sites
>>63891728
He wont now. Another tipper driven away.
>>63891728
Why don't you trip as Simon and do it then?
>>63891788
Not a tipper, just a clueless slug copying actual tipsters
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't unloading on Brazil U20 Women SW
>>63891803
Was it straight copying or selection from his tips?
I know nothing about horses past ignore the racing post app
San Juan Jabloteh will never score in our lifetimes
>>63891864
Cos mackers doesn't rate them
>>63891927
He posted them all
Thanks for reminding me to bet juve anon whoever you are
Up a prepubescent cunt
>>63891806
I liked his non-tip posts desu. Surprised he turned out to be such a slug
>>63891927
some of his own, mostly from Simons tips and other sources
claiming other people's hard work as your own is scummy as hell
>>63892135
You're welcome
Over 1.5 goals in the Brazil slags game?
In absolute tears at venezuela 0 asian backers
>>63892155
It's a good idea to centralise tips here but the source has to be clear so people can judge how much they want to trust it
>>63892243
desu I wouldn't have had a problem with the guy if didn't pretend to be shrewd and sourced 'his' tips
at least he gave me a couple new tipsters to follow
he's probably looking at this thread right now
>>63892308
He is probably posting as anon right now.
>>63892382
hi jamboree
wtf is going on in the San Juan game
>>63891966
21-3 on target, lost 0-1. Can't win a fucking bet.
1 loss
1 NR
1 win
http://simonstips.com/
2.50 Kempton - Deer Song @ 25/1 EW
Blinkers on, acts over C&D and looks a weak event. Big price when entitled to hit the frame.
>>63892653
+51 units for the month
pretty good
>>63892524
>he wasn't on +0.25
I though Venezuela sw was bet of the year? All pretty quiet on the thread, hmm all a bit strange...
>>63886759
>tfw go to ucd
Here comes the cloppers choking, jump on Timberwolves ML @ 6.25
>>63892691
nice try Scott
>>63892787
The opening line was +0.25 and they were then on a DC once rball babbies got involved you seething little slug.
>>63892787
Just on /bet/ now so missed getting on myself but the tip was clearly +0.25. Want all the moaners who need to be spoonfed every little thing to fuck off to Reddit desu
>kick off scheduled for 3
>kick off actually going to be 3:20
Fucking MLS
>>63892909
>on DC
No they weren't you clueless little cretin. They were on 0 asian at KO then shortened to -0.25
>>63892909
Only DC on 365 you moron. The line was never +0.5 in Asia, please trip so I can filter you.
>>63892934
Why don't they just schedule the matches later if they're gonna be late all the time anyway
>>63892816
got on them at $8.25. Not much on it. Figured why not.
>>63893016
So you watch all the ads
>>63892909
>>63892917
+0.25 was tipped? Fair enough I saw people tipping everything and then people advised rebacks from 1-0 and 2-0. The line was never +0.5 in Asia
>>63892998
These games are being played in Sao Paulo
>>63892998
zzzzzzz never said it was you utter dullard
>>63892985
zzzzzzzz no they weren't, they were on a +0.25 and that was the original tip
Managed to lose 1k on a limited 365 on that Defence Force game. Surely rball was wrong? Feel like crying, lost all profit for the month on that and backing Venezuela from 1-0 and 2-0
>>63893040
They opened +0.25, were 0 asian @ 1.8 at kick off then went into -0.25, they were never on +0.5
>>63893113
Hurr durr, I tipped sw, +0.25 and DNB as well as rebacks from 1-0 and 2-0 but tears if you're down on the game!!
Fucking cunt
>>63892934
Every American "sporting" EVENT ever.
The scheduled start is for the event, not the game (which is secondary to advertisements and national anthems and other retarded shit).
>>63893113
Yes mate, but +0.25 was only there pre-game. The line closed on 0 asian. Enjoy your half win and loss on rebacks, I'm UAC from Scotland anyway
>>63893131
Yeah I know, only on 365 could you get a DC tell that to this guy
>>63892909
You know the guy, the one who hasn't left the house all weekend and is still a kissless virgin
>>63893120
Why would you place 1k on an rball bet?
>>63893113
Lux is that you? Never wrong, always #winning #money
>>63893120
How did you get 1k on a limited account?
>>63893208
Did you see the rball?
Amazing to think there's the same ~5 Brits who spend a large part of their day arguing with each other over the most trivial shit. One day it's one guy claiming to be huge on something and celebrating whilst the other says it's all a charade, the next day the role's are reversed.
What would happen if we all met up for a pint?
>>63893183
Don't see 0 asian anywhere on the closing line you boring little slug, stop making shit up because you weren't on
>>63893200
>>63893217
PLEASE have sex
>>63893248
Taking every market at every price change. Head was gone, still shaking now ffs
>>63893287
>pretending you're not one of us
Pmsl
>>63893288
What site is that?
>>63893298
>having a gambling problem
check the OP
>>63893287
Some scruffy meff would bottle me
>>63893288
Would love to fuck your chin you testy scruff
>>63893287
Caught out just like Euan
>>63893287
Someone's getting their chin tested
>>63893374
There's only 50 seconds between those posts. The timer for when you can post again is 60 seconds
>Mackers
It's like he's cursed. Either that or the players get told when he's on a bet and stop playing. Very funny though
>>63893120
>>63893374
Clueless
>>63893374
What does this mean?
>>63893367
>posting from phone/tablet
>>63893421
Uh oh!
>>63893421
It shows J West doesn't have a unique IP next to his name like the post above him meaning he's already been (shit)posting as anon in this thread
>>63889616
On her majestys secret service
Would love to go swimming with you guys and test your fins
>>63893437
How has November been for you? Remember you saying before that you only have a handful of bets every month now but still make money
>>63893468
woah
>>63893519
It's bait, the IP count changed once he posted
>>63893540
Because you always pay close attention to the threads IP count I'm sure.
>>63889616
Obviously goldfinger. Genuinely rate the Moore years as second best Bond desu
>>63893540
Trip on Jamie
>>63893570
Yes, I was at the time, and noted it specifically as his post was directly about it. Do you really think he would post something like that if he himself was already 'shitposting'? Are you that dense?
>>63893468
>Thinking this part of the script is accurate
Mine hasnt marked any of the first posts as new IPs when they obviously are.
>>63893606
Which extension do you boys have?
>>63893513
I've barely made any bets, only up a few mediums really, most just leeching off others.
>tfw don't know who is jwest and who is anonymous
>am I jwest?
>>63893601
zzzz get a life you dullard
JWEST AND EUWAN EXPOSED
>>63893606
4chan X
>>63893606
You would say that after being caught out the other day zzzzzzzz
>euan showing up as soon as another trip is getting more attention than him
boring
>>63893680
Don't see the option to mark new IPs
>>63893712
It's just boring now, he always turns up when his name is mentioned as he's obviously shitposting the whole thread then trips up whenever someone posts Euan.
>the /bet/ golden era was over 14 months ago
>>63893751
Main > Monitoring (at the bottom)
>>63893688
>>63893712
>>63893776
You must be the most boring person/people on the planet. Do you have any friends? Gonna need proof.
>>63893855
Only one of those posts were me
>>63893606
Just tested it on another thread, works flawlessly.
>>63893828
When did sp leave? Been on bet for ages me but can't remember different periods at all, Albania was annoying at the time but now I miss him
>>63893287
None of those would turn up to a meet.
>>63893712
THIS
>>63893917
>It worked once therefore it works all the time
Flawless
>>63893873
Sorry to hear you have no friends. Maybe try leaving your room sometime
>>63893942
Le "tears if you weren't on" after the fix has come in man
He was a prat
>>63893953
I would. London anyone?
L O N D O N
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Find it v strange how my posts on /bet/ generate such a buzz and lots of discussion while irl people struggle to converse with me.
>>63893990
>Maybe try leaving your room sometime
Coming from the guy lurking the thread all day until his name is posted, please get a personality and have actual sex
>>63893712
>>63893776
imagine bitching about the only person who tips
>>63894037
Yeah. When?
In a few weeks? Can I bring my gf?
http://strawpoll.me/6137338
>>63893828
Remember when trips had personalities
>>63894169
NYE? Yes, sure, the more the merrier :^)
>>63894183
>Euan making strawpolls about himself for attention
>>63894098
Your friends are probably normies drones, /bet/ is mostly intellectuals.
>>63893637
ask yr mum lol
http://strawpoll.me/6137378
>>63894309
What a faggot, these threads have been insufferable for years now
D-does anybody have a bet for the CFL Grey Cup
>london
there is a world outside that shithole. meetup in the middle of the country
>>63894343
Its a tough one because I really wouldn't want to spend any time in the presence of the horrific autistic shitposter that is here all day every day but at the same time how can I possibly pass up the best opportunity I'd ever have to test his chin
>>63894343
Half cokes on you
>>63894360
>years now
>/bet/'s existed for about 2 years
