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>>63858501
What a comfy night that what
Imagine making a thread way early to get your Christians edition in and waiting for the thread to reach 500 just to make sure its your thread everyone uses
>>63858501
>>63858708
You should really stop samefagging your opening posts
tyson fury gypsy king edition
>>63858712
I don't have to imagine, my heretical friend.
>>63858720
>(you)
We're being moved to /biz/ lads
>>63858827
Tez tez meme
>>63858827
loving this new gimmick
/r/ all /bet/ montages like OP pic
http://strawpoll.me/6126673
>>63858772
>No (You)s
Well that proves nothing.
Meanwhile I can screencap where the post directly above mine is the 2nd ip in this thread and mine is the 3rd and when I got to the thread and it only contained the opening post and the first reply the thread only had a single ip registered.
Don't care what you say m8 but you are literally the biggest shitposter in all of these threads, always rushing to make your thread as fast as possible because you like to make people post in your threads that often begin with offtopic images and editions and worst of all you're a horrific ban evader so the mods can do nothing about it.
lids , lids , lids ... just heard that klitscko is throwing the fight ... i'm on tyson fury to win , large ;)
>>63858944
Nice inspect element
there is a team called dragon force in portugal
holy shit
>>63858995
Theres a team called Mighty Mega Force in South Africa
shaking at how much /bet/ content and activity is down to me
single handedly keep this community alive it seems
me and j west at least
>>63858995
Theres a team called Semen Padang in Indonesia
>>63858944
>you will never be this autistic to complain about "off topic" posts in a betting thread on a Finnish ice sculpting board
>>63859014
holy shit
>>63859050
I laffed so hard when I saw it in football manager
Leicester are paying $7 for a top 4 spot, but are already coming 2nd. Something happen to them recently?
>>63859015
Ehem what about me? I've been a bit quiet recently but I've produced loads of /bet/ content over the 2 years
>>63859153
yes they only drew with man u
lmao
>Klitschko is married to Hayden Panettiere
what the fuck? who knew
What's the bet lids x
>>63859249
mind blown.
>>63859249
lel yeah saw that on wikipedia a few weeks back.
Literally had to google for sources because I thought someone was having a giggle.
He must destroy her in bed, he fucking massive and she is tiny as fuck.
>>63859249
Everyone desu, do you know who Bastian Schewni is dating?
>>63859249
wasnt she with some extremely tall US athlete. Football player maybe. She used to be my waifu back when Heroes was on.
Michael Buffer surreal gimmick
>>63859458
No, who?
whats the bet lids x
>>63859492
Ana Ivanovic, saw him at french open watching her and the commentator told me, surreal.
>>63859508
u10 rounds x
Is Dr Steelhammer the worst nickname in professional sports?
American commentators on this hbo stream are honking, tempted to mute
MACKERS WANTS 10K ON KLITSCHKO
Fury price STEAMING in, get on quick
For live betting, do all sites require a phonecall?
>>63859742
You mean it moved in slightly because he technically will have won the first round so should it end up going to decision he has a slight leg up at this point.
>>63859799
see the op
>>63859809
zzzzzzz are you getting on or not you little dullard?
>>63859835
Already on Klitschko in a couple of ways, will go big on him to win after round 3 with Klitschko taking it cautious and mugs like you lumping Fury just because he has a couple of rounds in the bag.
>>63859907
Back to lay obviously you little cretin
>>63859967
Thats fair enough
4-0 fury atm
get in here boys
http://cdn9.crichd.in/sky-box-office-live-streaming
>>63860156
4-1 for me
Imagine not being on Fury @ 5
>>63860156
>>63860233
armchair judges detected
>>63860285
i am a JUDGE
>3.35
Shaking, when do I lay?
J U D G E
L U X
LAY LAY LAY
55-59 to Fury for me, Klitschko not doing enough
WHAT IS GOING ON
LUMP ON FURY
LUMP
ON
N
LAY LAY LAY.
Klitschko clinching more to get close enough to punch. He isn't throwing enough punches, doesn't do effective body punches and doesn't like fighting someone taller than him.
THE WASP FIX IS IN
Backed 4.9, layed 2.5
P E T E R
E
T
E
R
inb4 lux having more on fury than porto
LAY
A
Y
Too much on Wlad, feel sick. What the fuck is he doing?
fury flagging, getting out desu
Shudder to think how much Peter Webb is up from this fight.
LAY LAY LAY
>>63860845
Lay what?
>>63860890
wlad
>not realizing they have agreed to draw so they can sell out a rematch too
Rebacking desu
>>63860920
>not realizing a rematch is guaranteed regardless of result
>>63860920
>realizing
>>63860973
not if Wlad KOs him
Why is Wlad still fav?
LAY LAY LAY LAY
sherdog has 7-2 for Fury so far
James Luxton Well Fury was the right side here 100%
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James Luxton Regardless of what happens
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Win or lose Lux is a J U D G E. Even in sports he watches twice a year.
LARGE on Draw
>>63861058
So so so cringey
Such a joke if Fury doesn't win this on points desu
1 point off fixed as fuck
THE FIX IS IN LAY
Special on draw. Anywhere other than Germany Fury would win easy.
Fury @ 2.37 when he's dominating lol, i'm too scared though
>>63861171
Yeah it's an RTL fix if not, Fury is comfortably up on points because of the middle rounds even with the point deduction
Cmon Fury. I'm punching the bloody screen myself now
F U R Y
U
R
Y
huge on the draw
JOKE IF FURY DOESN'T WIN
SHOCKED AT BF ODDS
why didn't wlad just end that chubby bong with an uppercut? he is so obviously physically superior
112-115 to Fury for me
UNREAL IF YOU WERENT ON FURY @ 5
Biggest joke ever if Fury doesn't win this
How can a sport be this fixed?
If Fury doesn't win why do people watch this bollocks?
>>63861576
Hope they riot if germany fixes it
How can Fury not win this?
UACUACUACUACUACUACUCAUUACUCAUAC
TYSON FURY
F U R Y
U
R
Y
FURY WINS FURY WINS RULE BRITANNIA
THANK THE LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRSIT
up life
UP INSANE SURREAL SURREAL.
LUX
SURREAL
SHREWD
SOGOOD
FIVE TO ONE UNDERDOG
U N R E A L
N
R
E
A
L
Go on Fury lad
FURY IS SINGING IN THE RING
this is so cringe
Fury surreal
Thanks Fury lad
Imagine not loving Tyson Fury. He's a legend.
Ok guys i had a great life with you all and such things
I hope I gonna see you somewhere in the betheaven or something
I love you
Did any of you motherfuckers listen me in the last thread???
/value/ bet
Fully explained
No followers
>>63862203
No m8 you were the only person on the planet that was on I mean look above you, just people complaining about losing money.
Try reading the thread you fucking retard.
Love to test Tyson's chin
raking it in this weekend. Up $500, which is a lot of money to me.
>>63862259
You're alright in my book anon
>>63862203
Implying I read this dogshit thread whilst I was with the lads.
Look at the last thread. I tipped up Fury and I got called a mug and a mong.
fury matched at 1000 for spoty now 7.2
>>63862457
Fair play if legit. Not convinced he'll win but in hindsight 1000 absolutely world.
>>63862512
There's no way he'll win. The bleeding heart, liberal bbc won't let him after his comments a couple of weeks ago
>>63862457
Bollocks, it was 60. Might've been matched at 1000 9 months ago but that's irrelevant, the fight wasn't even scheduled then.
>>63862617
I didn't say it was 1000 this morning, i don't actually know, but it is very relevant.
Power of Jesus!
I laid fury even tho I have ppved hom ertime
Good luck fury you peaky gypsy bastard!
>Mfw joe"the Detroit brown bomber" louis record still intact and a real euro stands against fuckery
>Labour party on suicide watch
Christianity reigns you pagan degenerates
Colelge basketball tip:
Take Samford +1 against Austin Peay
>Jamie Vardy is the best player in the premier league
>Tyson Fury is the best boxer in the world
sport has gone mad to be honest
>>63863238
Gypsies are taking over
>>63863238
Will Wilde @WildeWill 37 mins37 minutes ago
Tyson Fury the perfect embodiment of Modern Britain
Will Wilde Retweeted
Aaron @AaronH02056 36 mins36 minutes ago
Been a great day for mega chav sportsmen #vardy #fury
Tories seething
>>63863380
Will Widle is the perfect embodiment of a CUNT
unreal day dread to think how much zzzz man is up
James Mckeown
1 min · Tipster
Hawke's Bay United +1.5 asian Bet365 away to Auckland City U20 - Medium @ 1.9
>>63864595
What you been on lid? dac myself on israeli shite
>>63864609
>tfw already on this
Might have to cash out now
>>63864609
aftertiming
>>63864609
Does he just make up these lines or smashes them first?
>>63864722
It was true. Got on at 1.925 myself but I'd imagine they get smashed pretty quick after he posts them.
>>63864722
It's admin, you have to stake within a minute or the line goes because of all the money that goes on. It's a race.
>>63864609
Info:
Auckland City U20 have 2 of their best goalscorers on the bench in Zambrano (4 goals) and Murati (5 goals).
I followed Hawkes U20 last game against a strong Waitakere side and they played very well, much better than I expected and narrowly went down 3-2. I was surprised how well they played and that was against a much stronger lineup than Auckland have here, a handicap win is unlikely.
Hawke's top scorer starts with 4 goals Fane Morgan but they spread goals out well throughout the team, we 100% score today. Even though Hawke's are bottom of the league they have 14 goals in 7 games, just the defence that can let them down at times. Wouldn't play unders as it could end 3-3 or something.
Take no lower than +1 asian
>>63864722
If it's traded in asia like this one then he smashes it first
Penalty Auckland
>>63864609
>betting on anything but overs in this league
disgusting
Time to walk the dog xx
The sweat is on
DACKOON
James Mckeown I predicted 3-3, Auckland were always scoring.
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How many spotty faced summer student slugs do you think scurried to get their £50 bets on when mckeown tipped? Got to be at least 3 of them in this thread now
2-0 Auckland
post PGA caps please, I am not a member but enjoy seeing the antics
>>63865414
>>63865450
Liam Thomson is probably shaking right now
Idaho overs in comfily
>>63865450
>3 losers in a row first time thats happened in months
find this hard to believe
>>63865527
On admin not his own bets. His own bets he loses 3 in 10 minutes
>>63865513
thanks m8, was on
>>63865572
No problem lad. Kind of fancy Washington State -10.5 tonight, but I'm not sure I want to press my luck
Chill out Hawkes Bay WILL score
Is the Tigres match being broadcast on bet365 on another countries?
>Kawhi Leonard has been in the NBA for half a decade now
Where has the time gone?
>>63865872
yes
>>63865872
Yeah in UK use a VPN
>>63865908
>>63865913
>>63865919
This makes me mad as fuck desu... Oh well...
Golden rules of profitable betting
>1) Have a good understanding of what you're betting on.
>1) Value is key. If your well and truly thoroughly researched judgement shows a substantial mismatch against the odds you're offered then play.
>1) Value runs across all odds. If something is priced at 20/1 when it should be 12/1. it's value. If something is priced at 8/1 when it should be 4/1. it's value. If something is priced at 6/4 when it should be Evens. it's value. If something is priced at 4/6 when it should be 1/2. it's value. If something is priced at 1/3 when it should be 1/16. it's value.
>4) You're a trader/investor. Not a gambler. This isn't a fucking game.
>5) Never chase. If you lose, you focus on why you lost. Not on how to make it back.
>6) Don't fight every round. Some markets have no edge. Some days are edge free zones. If you're not positive you're getting value, leave the fuck out.
>7) Keep a record of EVERY bet. Categorise every bet in as many ways as you can. Day of week. Sport. Location. Stake. Price. Perceived value. Drifts. Lengthenings. Weather.
>8) If you're making a consistent profit over a matter of days, weeks or months even, it doesn't mean you've figured the game out. Never get complacent and always keep an eye on potential weaknesses.
>9) Be healthy. Get rest. Eat well. Exercise. Be sober during research. Be puritanical when playing. Like all other sports, gambling is as competitive as shit and you're going to lose if your opponent (bookie/backer/layer) is tighter than you.
>10) NEVER FOLLOW OR RELY ON TIPSTERS. Anywhere. Anyhow. Under any circumstances. I won't bother explaining this one.
>#BONUS) Slag tennis. Not even once.
>>63865946
it's not hard to find a stream senpai
>>63865959
>never follow flatanon
>>63865959
you forgot
>Golden rule : Always follow MetaKnight's tips
>>63865998
That was rule #10.
>>63866029
see above
Has /bet/ ever attempted a golden rules list?
>>63865754
3-0...
d a c k e r s
>>63866098
>>63866117
need PGA screencaps like AIR
>>63865959
Is this from reddit?
>>63866152
Just made it up on the fly.
(Google search if you wish)
I was just throwing an idea out and seeing if anybody had any better ones. You know, beyond /PGA/, /mackers/, /tears/, /fix/ etc
Maybe, god forbid, make /bet/ useful. Particularly if it's to be banished to /biz/
>>63866143
everyones asleep
>>63866224
>fractional odds
i stopped reading there you must be new
>>63865959
>fractional odds
>>63866237
Can you check if Nestle is still in PGA plz
>>63866246
>>63866277
Very old to gambling (hence fracs), '09 on 4chan, briefly lurking in /bet/ for about two or three years.
Fractional odds is my first language which should give you an idea of how long I've been playing - and I use them in parlance because it keeps me sharp.
But if you have literally nothing constructive to add then enjoy your losses.
>>63866331
Taking your advice and ignoring you
>>63866331
zzzzzzzzzz
J West and some anon already typed up something like this. Yours reads like it is from reddit.
>>63866331
If you're that old to gambling you'd know tipsters and tipping services can be a great part of any bettor's portfolio.
Why do all your own work when there's others that can help you make money?
>>63866331
How long you've been gambling means literally nothing with regards to how good you are at it.
If you want to prove you know what you're talking about then post profit and loss for last 2 years.
>>63866385
Seems way too small to be mayweather
>>63866385
>Less than 5k
I mean don't get me wrong I'm no big boy but how does a rich motherfucker like him only get on that small?
>>63866440
it's jsut what he had in his pocked when he walked by the booth
>>63866440
Was thinking the same thing
>>63866385
Lux had more on pmsl
>>63866369
You actually replied to my Fury bet in the last thread.
>>63866388
And where is it?
Why isn't it in the OP?
I spend next to no time here because there's so little here to be learned.
>>63866417
>Why do all your own work when there's others that can help you make money?
Because you don't fully understand why they reached their conclusions and once they go on a shit streak or disappear then you're fucked.
>>63866385
>implying he doesnt bet on both then just post whatever wins
>>63866450
>I mean don't get me wrong I'm no big boy but how does a rich motherfucker like him only get on that small?
he lost $10 mil betting against the seahawks in super bowl 48 and rumor has it he back the seahawks for the same amount in super bowl 49.
maybe he's finally learning some bankroll management
>>63866486
>or disappear then you're fucked
It wouldn't directly cost you if they disappeared though you fucking mong. It would just reduce your profits instead of lowering your br
>>63866486
Yeah m8, that was before I read your new list of tips. I'm much more disciplined now
>>63866486
You HAVE to be baiting or you haven't been in /bet/ anywhere near as long as you claim.
Yes 90+% of tipping services/individuals are terrible and not worth following but there are plenty out there who know what they're doing, will freely explain to you their reasoning and the best way to seek profit and are generally decent. I mean we all give Mackers shit but there is no doubt that he KNOWS what makes a good bet just he gets fucked in Asia which isn't disgusting and would happen to most people. Admin still very up for the year as I understand it so those with access to bubblegums living large.
Not to mention our very own flatanon, if you'd just flat staked his tips for the year and nothing else you'd be massively UAC. Man knows his horses.
>>63866486
I don't need to understand why they reached their conclusions.
I subscribe to 4 services. All are well established, not some bloke off twitter spamming referral links, and all have been profitable for years. 3 provide reasons for the bets, one doesn't. I don't care because they all have profit/loss spreadsheets and graphs that go in a nice upwards direction.
One service had a terrible run 12 months ago, dreadful, but it recovered.
I've never received tips from someone who has just disappeared, but if they did, I'd find someone else.
I am well well well in profit from these services, I would be D A F T not to use them.
>Still cant believe 3-3
>followed flatanons horse for a loss
>followed ameribets -2.5 rutgers tip for a loss
What are we on next lads?
>>63866760
Golden State -16 because I want to see them lose
>>63866558
>>63866581
>>63866588
>>63866618
OK.
I'm from an older generation of punter with my old rules that served me well prior to and subsequent the social-media revolution.
In my original 10 golden rules post, I was just giving out the things I'd learned over the past twenty odd years.
Those rules clearly do not necessarily apply to you.
If you get more satisfaction building an understanding of "who to follow" than developing your own judgement and skills then who am I to give a shit. If it makes you money then more power to you.
I rarely frequent /bet/ and now I thoroughly understand why.
You do your thing, I'll do mine.
Fucking millennials.
>>63866760
Leon
>>63866847
This has to be satirical.
>lost a pot half the size of my bankroll on river draw that was 93-96% percent in my favor
cannot spake, need to stick to betting cannot handle such losses
>>63866847
Interesting gimmick, not a huge fan tbqh but appreciate the effort and originality.
>>63866878
Possibly... albeit unintentionally.
I have noticed that yours is a generation that follows the opinions of others rather than developing your own.
I grew up in a time where facebook didn't exist. I imagine that would be a concept impossible to believe for several ITT.
>>63866945
Lost my shit at millennials desu
>>63866847
When did I say I get more satisfaction doing it?
I don't at all, I get more money doing it.
I am shrewd matey, fucking shrewd, a j u d g e if you will, but I'm not an expert in everything, are you?
I have my own skills, judgement and area of expertise, and I pay others a quite frankly tiny sum for theirs.
I agree with all your rules apart from the last one.
>>63866964
Not true. Most of /bet/ is free thinkers. You dont need to insult us cause your betting tips you have picked up from placing fivers on PL accas over the last 20 years are shit.
Auckland kids -0.5 gotta be worth a bang
>>63866945
It's nice to have something fresh. Haven't seen anything new since Shrewd Jimmy (I think that's what he called himself). Talked in short choppy sentences. Like it. Hope he's back.
>>63866982
>I agree with all your rules apart from the last one.
So we disagree on following tipsters. I can live with that.
Are there any rules you'd like to add to that list that you agree on?
For my benefit?
>>63866867
Very sweaty
>>63867074
Stick with the same bet sizing, dont increase based on your thoughts of bets coming through
>>63865959
good guide, though, as everyone else has said if you track a tipster over time and you they consistently turn profit there's no reason not to take the money.
L E O N
>>63866867
Hope you lids got on :3
>>63867399
got on 0 AH @1.95 too chicken for SW
>>63867478
Haha I took em 0.0 1h
>>63867540
>American dumpsters untouched over thanksgiving period
>Police baffled as soggy donuts soaked in coffee grounds remain untaken
>>63867330
Fair enough.
I started gambling a few years before the internet kicked off and ages before social media became the norm. As such, I tracked players, horses, trends, sectionals and conditions as well as delving massively into statistics and latency, In my day, tipsters were unanimously considered to be shysters because that's what they genuinely were.
Perhaps today, they are a bit more reputable. I genuinely wouldn't know because when I developed my "game", it was with an understanding that tipsters and hype were to be especially ignored because that was a fast-track to failure. Nevertheless, I still get by without them.
All things considered, I'm happy to concede that it's a generational thing.
>>63867632
How about betting against the public?
>Always bet against the dallas cowboys, because soo many people bet on them due to their popularity example starting -2.5 against the 10-0 panthers
>>63867620
Tbf all American trips have our own little events that /bet/ knows about. Bucs has his doughnuts story, I have the birdhouse story, brovada has like 30 kids with 50 women
>>63867739
Not him but whilst going against public bets is in general a good idea it can backfire since plenty of massive bankroll shrewdies will have that attitude and hammer a line back into place when it gets wildly out of line.
>aussie bets
Im on lakers +8.5 well overdue for a win, today might be the day
Sacramento +16 the lines are getting a bit too big for GS imo, kings can keep up with GS in the scoring here
>>63867739
Dismissal of hype is always healthy but especially so in this instance if the market compensates accordingly. As long as the offered line is favourable to your detached judgement then you're golden.
However, as this guy >>63867823 alludes, if the market readjusts itself and the value disappears then sit it out.
>>63867855
Problem is their defense is tez and you could imagine that would be a problem against the Warriors. I mean, look at the Suns, they dropped 116 on them and still lost by 19. Might go on o221
>Spurs -7
Good chat guys
>blazers winning by 13
>its hard watching a game when youve got them on a + handicap must try to stop myself being on the underdog
Is a bet on liverpool to beat swansea good?
>>63868257
Only paying 1.50 consider adding arsenal win in a double for maximum profit
>>63868257
They had a rough game against Bordeaux on Thursday and didn't rest anybody special.
Should win but 1/2 (1.5) is short.
>>63868323
I'm only putting a small stake, this bet looks safe. It's my first day on /bet/ btw
>>63868352
ah, I see
>>63868257
Wait for in play for the odds to creep up a bit
>>63868369
Fyi teams like Liverpool rarely have much value on betting on due to massive supporter base betting on them due to being there favourite team.
Imo liverpool & arsenal double @ 2.47 is better
>>63868408
thanks
>>63868257
"no"
>Doug Christie is an analyst now
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>63865614
won. thanks again, lad
I'm pretty sure Klay Thompson thinks he has never committed a foul in his entire life. Every whistle that goes against him he bitches
>>63868862
no problem m8
>Asian referee in the Hawaii ULM game
lumping on Hawaii desu
Apparently Canterbury United playing in black whilst Auckland City playing in navy/dark blue.
>tfw no market on over/under incorrect offside calls
Canterbury DC worth a small bet at 5.5 due to value.
rball pretty even and a few of the fairly unbiased NZ footy twitter accounts I follow saying they are marginally the better side.
Hard to not be undefeated when you're averaging over 1000 PPG
>>63869710
top lel
I would have won more on a regular parlay instead of a teaser play, but I like protecting my ass if one game goes wrong.
>>63870175
nice
>Hawaii linebacker with a 61 yard punt
neat
>>63870643
possibly thinking under in this gs game, do you think they'll kill it off in the 3rd?
>>63870643
>budget cuts mean they're running dual position players like a high school team.
Why are these faggots even playing football? They're even more embarrassing than Idaho.
>>63870700
What's the line. Because these offenses are pretty bad.
>>63870708
Their punter had a family tragedy and had to leave, but you'll be happy to know Hawaii has traveled over 41,000 miles this year
>>63870792
got in at 215.5 but looking to reback if it goes higher desu
>>63870808
For some reason I was thinking the Hawaii game. It'll be all subs in the 4th most likely
>>63870844
that's what i'm thinking desu, rebacked at 220.5
>>63870872
Getting on kings +22.5 to hedge my -16 bet
