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GOATstralia vs Worst India begins December 10. Poo Peeland vs Shit Lanka starts on the same day. Why can't >we just keep playing eachother ;_;
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>>63931953
In for WalkGOD
>>63931953
delet this
>>63931953
statselite on muscular watch
>>63931953
Beauty and the beasts
>>63931953
do all australian girls cake up on the makeup
Elitespouter on handsome and intelligent watch
FUCK
I should have called it prostate massage edition
Mackay lad, keep the caps going please
>>63931983
Yes.
LGTSS
>white "women"
>>63931983
that's a pee poolander lad
>>63931983
>implying Ivana is Australian
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual detected
Reminder that white """"people"""" are genetically inferior whose collective genetics are literally Finnish tier.
goodnight /cric/
new thread killed the vibe
>>63932000
No but she's had plenty of meaty australian cock inside her so she may as well be by now :^)
Anyone else still in the /mu/ thread?
>>63932007
definitely looks like the type of chick I would bag on a night out
I would be extra confident with her too because she is kiwi, would have no hesitation grabbing her cunt on the dance floor
>>63932007
she's a virgin lad
t. daniel
>>63932007
>Gold Coast
>"Australian"
Kek.
KEK.
>>63932012
I'm in the old thread.
>>63932007
If she's in the goldcoast she's probably been fucking nothing but Asians and kiwis.
>>63931983
Have you seen an Iranian chick? Since they have lots of restrictions back home whenever they go abroad(lots in Indian cities) they all overdo it and look like this.
daniel you here m8?
Going to need proofs as well buddy. The third Kiwi has been impersonating you all night. Post the latest from Ivana
>>63932017
I know a Tazzie in Melbourne engaged to an Asian and the bitch eats pocky, fucking hardcore weeb
>white women
>>63932039
>>63932039
I wouldn't mind if daniel posted more of the blond with number 1 Tbh
http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/destinations/nz/73675195/20-things-that-surprise-first-time-visitors-to-New-Zealand
>>63932022
>he is still spouting last week's memes
>>63932052
The most surprisingly thing is the amount of hakas one has to deal with off the plane
>>63932052
>p-please notice us Big Strong Foreigners
>>63932057
Everytime you get on a plane in NZ, this shitty video plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji65WI5QLZI
>>63932067
Nigga this one's dank as fuck it's the best one in ages
>you now remember the gay yoga one
>you now remember the betty white one
>>63931983
>"girls"
>>63932072
According to NZherald, Taylor Swift will be in the next one
>>63932072
It's still cringe, especially the bits with Dagg
>>63932079
in all seriousness m8, just talk exactly like that with slightly less autism and you'll be all good
>>63932064
>slav
>ass
no m8
>>63932079
I don't know if I can keep reading this shit I am cringing too much
>>63932085
Yeah his flow is shit but it's easily their best one for this year
>implying the Richie bits aren't great
>>63932079
I genuinely feel bad for her, she seems like a nice person who legitimately wants to help you
>>63932079
Good god, if you had talked like a girl like this on Tinder, there's a good chance you would have gotten a pity fuck, for free.
>be at a party
>most plebs left already. It's getting late
>Alia and Anushka are sitting right in front
>both good looking girls seen the third time at a party
>they giggle and make out with each other. Telling me that you can't join. And there's nothing you can do about it.
> put hand in trousers. Start fapping.
>they are shocked. Can't believe it.
>you are not going to join this. There's nothing you can do about it.
>>63932097
Her life is likely not in a great state either if she has to resort to saying the shit that's on her profile.
>>63932097
see >>63932095
if she didnt care she wouldnt have asked for his picture
>>63932103
yout not very funny according to my mum Tbh
>>63932103
stop trying so hard to fit in
just be urself m8
>>63932104
>what is penis envy
>>63932092
LITERALLY in New Zealand RIGHT NOW
Holidaying in Queenstown
>>63932107
>i'm not a prostitute, I swear
damage control
>>63932107
>this is how hookers reconcile what they do
KEK
>>63932121
just because you do something once or for a period of time doesn't mean you were always or will always be that thing
>>63932119
>that look in here eye
>>63932125
If you contract Herpes or AIDS then yeah you do.
>>63932122
>the BSA is LITERALLY seething because prostitution is illegal in the land of the """"""""""""""""""free""""""""""""""""""
kek desu
>>63932119
didn't she kill a bunch of birds and make the poo peelanders seethe?
>>63932132
you can live a normal life with HIV, apart from taking medication and seeing doctors regularly every part of your life is similar to a negative person
>having intimate conversations with prostitutes
Is this the next great /cric/ meme?
>>63932137
kek lad
>>63932112
>>63932114
at any rate, thnx for the (You)s pals.
>>63932140
No, she parked 10 cars on the beach when the limit in that area is 2 because of birds or some shit.
Literally 0 birds were harmed. Media desperate for a story.
>>63932146
>next
freshlord detected
>>63932137
lad just go to church or join a cricket team or something if you want "human contact"
if you want to fuck (or in your case, be kucked) then hire the prozzy
>tfw she's being filled by bbc
>>63932159
yeah g go for it g hooks us up with the other chick g
>>63932159
2 weeks is still believable that your phone had to get sent back to the shop and you were just waiting for the seekend lad.
>>63932159
you already blew it
good night /cric/
gonna add a song about hiring prostitutes for company to my concept album now Tbh
>>63932159
Nah chuck her numa up on here g.
giz us a hoon
>>63932172
D A N I E L
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>>63932159
I went to a job interview, got the number of some qt3.14 French girl
On the way home my water bottle leaked and rekted my phone (i hadn't given her my number)
What's worse is that I haven't got the faintest clue of how to spell her name and can't find her on normalbook
J U S T
U
S
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>mfw
>>63932170
>LE SPOONFEED ME XDXD
kidnap your sister m8
>>63932177
mutual friends first lad
>>63932180
also, where does she work? women in hospitality usual 'like' their business
t. facebook stalker
>at university doctor
>absolute qt foreign girl 9/10 in front of me
>telling her address, same suburb as mine but she doesn't know the postcode
>I blurt it out
>get thanked
>as she leaves she asks me how I knew
>say I used to work for a shipping company (lie)
>she smiles at me and leaves
There are """""""""""people"""""""""" in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't know that MUSCULAR ELITE BASED WALKGOD is in the /mu/ thread posting his steps.
>tfw your trip to the "city" of Auckland coincides perfectly with Daniel's asylum seeking in melbourne
feels good lads, no chance to bump into him on the street
thoughts lads?
>>63932180
no luck
I live on the north shore and she's living in the inner-south. Plus she's only been here a couple of months so she probably doesn't have that many Aussies added
>>63932187
nowhere, she's at some "college"
>>63932201
>m-m-muh """""personality"""""
>>>/tumblr/
>>63932193
>unironically being a kektorian
>>63932202
fug lad. you could try drying out your sim and puting it in a differnent phone
where are the helium tanks at in brisbane
>>63932210
I put the phone and the sim in rice for hours, both are kill
It'll also be like $200 or whatever Jewpple charge for phone refurbishments these day, which probably isn't too bad.
I started talking about suicide and now she hasn't replied for a while.
I've lost her.
>>63932210
>worst kekstralians still LITERALLY fuming over basedthorn keking their entire """""state""""" out of a premiership
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
K - - E - - K
>>63932218
Ask poosterwomans mum to refill his old one and send it to you.
Hes pooicided now btw
>>63932222
C A P
A
P
>>63932224
He's literally in this very thread conversing with a prostitute.
>>63932221
phone maybe ded but sim might not be you've got to wait for all that internal shit to dry out first as well
>>63932222
>this post
>those quads
>>63932223
>confusing worst australians with BASED GOAT Wales
lad, /nrl/ literally runs this shit
>>63932234
wait data isnt saved to the simcard is it? Apple phones use some sort of minisim and I thought all the phone data was on the phones harddrive
If it is on the sim I might be saved because I think thats allright
lads, some freshcunt redditor made an /nrl/ thread
>>63932231
>>63932242
dunno Tbh, i still use a brick
>>63932230
He's pooposting from the dead you SEEEEETHING freshcunt
>there are "Australian" """people"""" posting in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't live in NSW
explain yourselves
>>63932018
lol the only real restriction is showing their hair. they wear a ton of makeup on the streets of iran, too.
for an islam-run country, they're lenient. it's still bullshit, but it's a lot better than the arab countries.
also those girls in the op are hot as fuck. white girls are the bane of my existence i swear to god m8
Feels like I lost a lung at some point today - does depression do this?
>/nrl/ thread linked
>/cric/ thread suddenly dies
Just more proof that /nrl/ fucking RUNS /cric/.
>>63932222
Why would you talk about knitting your socks to a complete stranger you haven't even met?
I can't enjoy cricket because I think my gf wants to break up with me.
>gf messages me
>anon I need to talk with you, can we meet on sunday
>refuses to tell me what's going on
>have to wait until sunday to find out
>preparing myself for the worst
At least we won against the kiwis
>>63932335
why don't you just see her sooner
>>63932335
She was dp'd by Chad and Thad but it didn't mean anything and she still wants to be with you
>>63932347
She doesn't want to meet earlier
>>63932348
Fuck I was so close to becoming a normie, having a full time job and a gf.
>>63932352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwVNuyfhF0Q
poopeelia Ltd.
>>63932352
Break up with her first before she breaks up with you
Like on that episode of Seinfeld
>>63932352
So from now til then, are you all not talking?
>>63932370
Yeah we're not talking as I have no idea what the fuck is going on, I'm just wishing I was gay at this point/
At the very least you guys are here for me
>>63932379
Jesus fucking christ, that's omega.
>>63932335
ridgway 2.0 inc
>>63932379
why do you all think lumping your problems on a random is a good idea
>>63932335
she's pregnant m8
>>63932391
What happened there?
>>63932396
we had to put up with his shit gf problems for years, then he finally breaks up with her and turns into a complete pussy
>>63932404
Oh thought you meant an actual event
>all those deleted posts in the old thread
>>63932414
its always the offtopic posts that get left behind that make me laugh Tbh
>https://youtu.be/wRM_Wyj7elI
some mod fuck tried to ban me for two weeks because I ""doxxed" Daniel by posting the pasta
>>63932432
how dare they not know about every /cric/ meme
>>63932432
kek, i only got warned for this
poopeelia Ltd.
>>63932439
that's good modding tbhwyf
>>63932446
m8, i was shitposting pretty hard, yet that was the only thing i was warned for
>tfw goosie sees you samefagging
As if this period couldn't get worse uni results come out soon
kill me
rate my catch la
>Fuckner
>>63932143
lad, are you HIV positive?
http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/andrew-flintoff-admits-england-cheated-in-2005-ashes-by-using-substitute-fielders/news-story/0b40e65e087016811800ade7b36a235b
>>63932711
#returntheurn
repost
>>63931845
there was a couple other lads at /uwa/ in here before and poodam goes to notre dame
>>63931847
>>63931854
were you at the WA vs VIC game on saturday?
If you haven't done a prozzy up the bum then you're pretty much non-Australian
>>63932917
>tfw prostitute could tell I was getting close and asked me to cum on her arse and not inside her arsehole
>tfw didn't have the willpower to pull-out and came deep inside her arse
>>63932948
My 50 year old escort loves anal
/cric/ on dead poomunity watch
>>63933256
>LE GRIG IS LE DEAD BOOMOONIDY XDXD
>>63933327
>BOOMOONIDY
has ironic shitposting gone too far?
why is ryan sidebottom in the CA XI for the tour match
>>63933662
I am going to start reporting you from now on
/cric/ really has gone down the drain, I blame it on all the teenagers that only have this general as a form of communication or social experience thus want to become remembered on a chinese calligraphy paper
>>63933906
>only have this general as a form of communication or social experience
What losers.
>>63933674
this is a great question, I notice the cricket australia article didn't mention it
I didn't even realise he was in australia, it's not like he's playing shield cricket or something
>>63933973
he could be playing grade cricket for our winter
that still doesn't explain why he's in that XI
>>63932881
Yeah, what a fucking shitshow
That Victorian guy who got 7-30 or something looked good though
poopeelia Ltd.
>>63933906
World cup tourist detected
Execute all muslims.
Exepoote all poopeelians
>>63940996
not really surprising
Cricket is a much more popular sport globally than Rugby (mainly because of all the brown people lel)
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63940996
Its not surprising at all. This was circulated all throughout India during the World Cup
>>63931953
Indian can't lose
Wait so basically India = GOAT batting
Australia = GOAT bowling
but: Good bowling > Good batting
>>63942279
>Wait so basically India = GOAT batting
That would be Australia as well
Even Bradman aside, the only batsman that India has produced even in the same league as Greg Chappell was Sachin
>>63942444
What about Virat Coolie
>>63942462
not even in the same league as GOATven GODth. I think Rahane is better than Memeli anyway
infact the only three good batsman India have ever produced are Sachin, Gavaskar & Dravid
Australia has an entire plethora of batsman in that category. The Invincibles other than Bradman (Morris, Barnes, Harvey). Greg Chappell and then the modern GOAT's (Ponting, Hayden, Gilchrist etc)
>>63942552
i don't know any of these people besides Sachin and Dravid so I'll assume that Australia has shit sports marketing and that you're telling me the truth
>>63941774
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
>>63942606
poorious as fuck curry expat detected
All the Australians I listed except for the modern guys are grandad tier so you dont need to know them
But you should know Ponting, Waugh etc. Otherwise you are a seething fucking casual I'm afraid.
kys (know your stuff)
>>63942606
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3G1nLruU2k
>>63932381
Same thing happened to exes. 100% of the time. She's taking time to think about the relationship and if it's worth it. Means she's been bottling it up for months and now it got to be too much. She's dumping you. Accept it when she does, figure out your flaws (ask her), then say thank you and then bye. Don't show much emotion and don't get too mad. Be pleasant but not overly so.
Then move on. It'll suck and it'll hurt but really time heals all things. Took me a year to get over my last ex. Distract yourself by constant improvement, physically, mentally, and psychologically. At the end of it all, at worst you'll be in a better place, if nothing, physically than you were before.
Good luck
Photoshop/10
>>63943665
Why does this look so funny to me
>>63943844
His face is the same in both pics
What are the chances of >us losing the test series to the west indies?
>>63943914
The hand just popping out looks silly also
>>63943971
Every time I think about the modern West Indies I just get depressed
>>63941991
Is it really that hard to trick a non-escort girl into spending time with you?
>ausissies and poopeelanders confirmed for betas
>>63931953
Bitches on the right been chasing parked cars.
>>63944749
Why doesn't Ivana have better friends to be honest family?
>>63944079
damn she's perfect
>>63944054
>>63943971
i feel bad for Darren Bravo
he is genuinely a very good batsman
The issue is that the rest of his team is comprised of complete and utter retards. It may as well be us on here playing with him. Couldn't do much worse.
>Rajindra Chandrika, the West Indies opener, averages 0(zero) in Test match cricket
I literally think I could do better
>>63945042
Its from 'A Day in The Life of Holly Ferling'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLWNA3Clm-Y
>>63945076
Gayle's good, Bravo's good, Holder's alright and Chanderpaul could be good again if he was fucking selected. The West Indies fast bowling attack is probably the fourth best in the world too.
The selectors and WICB seem obsessed with screwing the team over at every possible opportunity, and just field a bunch of drooling mouthbreathers who spend all day watching Glenn Maxwell play in the IPL
>>63942552
>no mention of sehwag
>no mention of vvs the kangaroo destroyer
Seething casual detected
everything about the West Indies makes me fucking pissed. The WICB has handled things so badly for so long that it's virtually impossible for them to return to being competitive.
Bangladesh will unironically be a mid tier team before the West Indies manage to be able to conclusively beat fucking Zimbabwe
>>63945308
>sehwag
poor mans warner
>very very shit
le 3 good games in career man
WEST INDIES WILL WIN THE SERIES 2-1
CAP THIS POST
>>63945356
possibly, if the series is rejigged so that they play the Australian women instead
>>63945380
I had a vivid dream. The Aussies won't be able to handle the swing. Especially in Hobart. Aus lose the first , convincingly win in Melbourne and lose in Sydney. CAP THIS POST ALSO
>>63945412
>Hobart
>swing
It isn't 2011 anymore lad. Channel 9 and Kucket Ausfailia ordered Hobart to produce roads so that the Tassie team would stop homebabbying Shield wins
>>63945433
You'll see m8. I'm betting over $500 on the West Indies to win
>>63945461
post slip
>>63945509
'no'
who /genuinelywantsaustraliatolose/ here?
>tfw need to take a POO, but I'm scared to go to the LOO, cause there is a witch who goes BOO
>>63944981
I think, m8, that she's "the pretty one"
Every gang of mingers has one.
>>63942699
>curry expat detected
Alri
I'm just pointing out what I know and what I don't know. I'm assuming that what you said is correct because Indians are shit athletes. No idea where you got me being a curry from
>>63946500
""super"" """"starr""""
What happened, did he get dropped by his Sydney grade side?
>MemeCullum so pooturbed and poorious that he dropped out of the Based Bash to play Shit Lanka for the 100th time
It's our year, bros.
>>63946500
t. Daniel
>>63946580
Mal Meninga got the job lads
soon we'll all realise just how much of a genius coach Mal is and QLD won't know how to cope without him
Reminder Voges is the best middle order batsman since Hussey
>>63946587
coral?
Reminder that Don Bradman was a war dodger and statpadded against shit players because the good ones died in the war
>>63946606
kys gatebro
>>63946877
His name is 'Four Letters' m8
Remember yesterday
>no, but my name is four letters
>>63946830
Reminder Bradman tried to join the airforce but was knocked back because his eyesight was fucking terrible
Reminder Ross Taylor couldn't score above 10 with shit eyesight while Bradman was scoring triple centuries in a single day
>>63946830
What triggers me about this meme isn't that you're bashing Bradman, but that you're doing it fucking wrong.
He statpadded because he played in an era where he was LITERALLY the only person in the world who took cricket seriously, and saw it as more than just a sport.
Reminder that I told all of you that Chris Cairns had done nothing wrong and that Brendon McCullum was a confirmed snitch
reminder Bancroft WILL be the next Langer
reminder Mitch Marsh WILL be the next Australian captain
reminder Paris WILL be the next Lillee
reminder Couter-Nile WILL be the next Dizzy
reminder Western Australia WILL return to being the dominant cricket state over the next decade
>>63946943
I don't know who any of those players are lol
reminder Perth Scorchers are INARGUABLY the dominant T20 team
reminder the WACA is the GOAT traditional cricket venue and has the best pitch in the entire world
reminder the Perth Stadium will PTFO the MCG
>>63931953
test
https://au.sports.yahoo.com/cricket/a/30246176/australia-v-west-indies-rod-marsh-wants-peter-nevill-to-aim-high/
Further evidence Rod Marsh is senile and deluded.
Nevill's a good keeper, but he's not even the best wicket keeper batsman in his state, let alone Gilchrist tier
Did Ross Taylor bust his nuts?
you now remember Marcus North
>>63932379
Based Ivan
>>63947018
>LE FUG LE SELEGTORS XDXD I CUD MAKE A BETTER SELEGTOR XDXD OMG ROD MARSH IS INCOMPETENT XDXD IS HE TRYING TO GET FIRED? XDXD FUG I CANT BELIEVE THEY GET PAID XDXD
Kill yourself
>>63947077
stop this gatebro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
>>63947077
I literally could if Marsh is going to keep making these Fox Sports tier ""predictions"" based off a single innings
Reminder that Josh Hazlewood will finish his career with more test wickets than Glenn McGrath
>>63947173
No, you literally couldn't.
You are an invisible dot in a crowd of 20000 at the WACA test each year, and he is employed in one of the most important sports-related positions in the country.
Get over yourself.
>>63945177
baka
>fast bowler
>110kmh
>>63947212
Fox Sports Facebook page posting normies BTFO
>>63947173
Whether he's right or not is irrelevant, as long as it gives the player confidence.
>>63947245
even Pajeet gets it
gonna buy a swing king
>>63947251
His fucking name is MD Singh
>>63947077
>LE YOU CANT CRITICISE LE TEST PLAYING SELECTOR FOR DUMB COMMENTS BECAUSE HE IS LE PAID XDXD
>>63947337
The comments aren't dumb, though. You have no idea what the future holds.
You just want to feel like you are informed, and that you're more than a mouthbreathing casual by doing the typical Fox Sports normie meme of criticising those in power for anything and everything they do.
Kill yourself.
>less than 60,000 expected for Boxing Day
literally kidnap your sisters Kucket Ausfailia for being spastic enough to book Windies on boxing day.
Could have just offered the Peewis a small portion of the proceeds so that they played Boxing Day
>>63947018
thas because haddins retired m8
>>63947018
>LE NEVILLE IS SHIT XDXD
>>63947368
But shouldn't LE SPORDING CAPITAL XDXD turn out no matter who is playing
>>63947368
>tfw pioneered kidnap your sister and knit your socks
>tfw succussefully pioneered another pseudomeme
>>63947361
If you think that there is anything in Nevill's career that indicated potential to reach the same level as the best wicket keeper batsman of all time the you are literally deluded.
No, I don't know what the future holds, and he could have a late career bloom like Sanga, but there's LITERALLY nothing to indicate that right now
>he wouldn't a Kohli
also, why is IPL so clearly the best T20 and cricket tournament?
>>63947395
knit your sweater appeared before knit your socks
you didn't pioneer shit fagboy
>>63947402
I genuinely like Kholi tbqh
He seems like a sensible guy
Who is your favourite kiwi poster and why is it elitespouter?
>>63947398
Gilly only averaged 44 in first class matches in 280 innings. Neville is currently averaging 41 in 100 innings (Haddin 38 in 300 innings). If he stays similar to that for the rest of his career, he will stay in the team til retirement unless a once in a generation keeper comes through the ranks in the next 5 years
>>63947419
it might have been created elsewhere but I pioneered it m8
>me face when when Clarke failed to win an away ashes series and Smith will do it first try
>>63947451
That food looks DEE SCUSS TING
>>63947433
>first class
Gilcrist averaged 47.60 in 137 test innings against teams far stronger than any currently playing.
Obviously Nevill has barely played tests, so comparing his average is dumb, but he has only made a notable score in one innings against Pee Pooland who were bowling well below par. He's only going to stick around for another five years or so, considering he's already an old fart and it will be LITERALLY impossible for him to have a career as notable as Gilchrists in that time.
>>63947451
>1st try
>he has already lost 2(two) away Ashes and he is only 26yo
>the city of (you)
>>63947474
>as captain
>>63947474
as captain la'
Execute all muslims.
>>63947472
>against teams far stronger than any currently playing.
like who?
England were good for literally one series
India's bowling was weaker than it is now
South Africa are better now than they were then
I guess you could say New Zealand and Sri Lanka had better bowling (just because of Murali & Bond) but they're meme teams
>>63947487
t. Saxon
>>63947487
S A X O N
A
X
O
N
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
expeepoote all poopeelians
>>63947506
>/pol/
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63947472
I could only compare first class because of nevilles lack of test matches AND him coming in behind the worst middle order in 20 years. 280 innings for gilly is a lot and suggests that he wasn't as a good of a batsman as you are making out
Just ate some KFC lads
>Using ForChan over the age of 20
What went wrong with your sad, lonely lives?
Reminder that if you are NOT Serb, you are a disgusting subhuman piece of garbage and you should be executed.
>>63947547
fuck off ivan
>>63941991
lad what do you do for work?
and how did your parents die? 26 is pretty young for both to be dead
>>63947532
I had some today, had 2 reg chips and a piece I started to feel sick after a snack burger. Ended up puking it out in the toilet. Finished my wicked wings after though.
>starc misses out on a $1 mil payday because of his injury forcing him to miss the iplel
Budda binga
Hahahaha!
Look at me.
>>63947554
What was the post you replied to?
>>63947564
shh no tears
only curry now
>>63947569
the Mackay lad posted one of his screencaps
>You now remember that Adam Gilchrist and Shane Watson have been Australian Test captains
Anyone else here seen XRW-139? Fuck me
me face wen wiket in grigit
>mfw I went to australia and this is what i saw
just started sweating cause i remembered something embarrassing that happened 5 years ago
>>63947472
>Gilcrist averaged 47.60 in 137 test innings
That's EXACTLY the point you SEETHING FUCKING PRETENTIOUS CASUAL FUCKWIT.
Nevill has not had the opportunity to play 137 test innings yet, and thus, you CANNOT say that he won't be able to get near that.
Seriously, you are straight from the Fox Sports Facebook page.
>>63947562
he wont miss the IPLeL
Also India pushed the IPL auction back a year. That means players like Pietersen, McKuckum etc who are on contracts way below their value are screwed because they have to stay on their shitty contracts for another year and will be too old by the time the next auction happens
Even Starc got his contract before he GOATed it up
>>63947582
Who? Sorry, I'm still learning the great lore of cricket, I only started watching after the cwc this year and this is my first summer of tests! I'm excited to start this new journey of learning cricket knowledge with you all!
>>63947581
Link to archive?
And was he doxxed?
>>63947593
you're the one with the monkies tho
>>63947609
bigot
>>63947601
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/mitchell-starc-resigned-to-missing-1-million-ipl-pay-day-due-to-ankle-surgery-20151202-gldogh.html
>mfw somebod is saying shitty ponting is better than Tendulkgod near me
>>63947618
>le flat pitch statpadder
>good
noice b8 m8
es riket lik baysbol o is it mo lek rundas
>>63947639
>was he doxxed
and no, he was posting the chatlogs himself
Test
moi face won baby root wuz a buttah crigit playa den donnie budman
ameriga wud b butter a crigit if we had all our blaks (all blaks) star playing it
>>63947618
Tendulkar had better consistency and longevity
Prime Ponting > Prime Tendulkar
>>63947639
Daniel is Elliot Rodger tier.
Put that cunt on a watch list tbqh, he's about to explode.
>>63947639
most people on this site are depressed
>>63947639
Bro, I was in that thread.
I thought he might have posted something new because the post you replied to was deleted.
>>63947653
what even is depression? is it just feeling like shit and hopeless all the time?
>>63947657
that you, gatebro?
>>63947639
>dnm
What does this mean?
>>63947683
Matt is the best Aussie anon if I'm being Tbh
>>63947681
an everything is pointless mentality i guess
hey guys good joke idea
so next time Australia is blowing out their opponent in the first innings (like always, LOL!) some memester could write "when will Smith declare?"
now memester #2 will reply with some witty comment about how Will Smith (the black guy in my pic!) isn't playing
many keks will be had haha
>>63947696
nice lad
you're meme game is strong
>>63947685
deep and meaningful conversation
basically just muh feels
could the MLB put together a cricket team that could beat the cricket world XI?
Will Steven Peter Devereux Smith finish his career as Australias all-time leading run scorer?
>>63947701
thanks lad haha, thought of that one while lifting weights (get it? because I'm a BIG STRONG AMERICAN LOL! XD)
>>63947709
No, because the swinging/bowl movements are different from baseball to a fair degree. Similarly, I don't think the top cricket players would beat the top baseball players. Two different sports.
>be me
>be Indian
>Parents moved to Australia when I was six in search of a better life
>Parents worked incredibly hard, dad as a cleaner and mum as a substitute teacher
>worked my ass off in both primary school and secondary
>managed to get into the best public high school in Australia based on merit
>worked my ass off in my final year of high school while working part time at Safeway
>managed to get one of the highest enter scores and got into the best university in Australia for Law
>entering the third year of my Law degree now, 3.8 GPA
>I don't drink
>I don't smoke
>I don't do drugs or commit any crimes
>incredibly patriotic as is my family as we love this country so much
>don't want to race mix
>pay my taxes
And yet despite all this. You still hate me simply based on my race.. something I didn't choose. I mean Jesus.. even though I love this country and am an upstanding citizen I'm still viewed as a sub-human. Why?!
>inb4 poo in loo and designated shitting street memes
>>63947720
What's that one hip hop song that has a verse that goes "Ooooooo ooooo ooooo ooooo", almost like a hoot
I always thought it would be funny if he said "Poooo pooo pooo pooo"
>>63947717
he won't even get close
he is a pure hand-eye babby
he'll be retired by the age of 33
>>63947720
>Australia's a racist shithole
no way!
will the day/night pink ball meme last?
> the youngster "beat Watto with three wrong 'uns in a row" and made the 59-Test veteran look silly a number of times.
>" His wrong 'un is one of the hardest to pick that I've ever played against," Watson said.
>Malone is quite short – standing at just 165 centimetres
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/devlin-malone-the-17yearold-leggie-with-a-wrong-un-shane-watson-cannot-pick-20151122-gl4zp1.html
kek
KEK
What is it with Cancer and manlets?
>>63947748
kek
KEK
K E K
On a serious note, I'm worried about him. The other day he was talking about pooicide and we haven't heard from him since.
Just announced senpai
Looks pretty accurate, with one glaringly weird selection
>>63947764
Where's Richard Ponting?
>>63947755
if he's achieved the tranquility of death then you should be happy for him
Test team of the year: David Warner, Alastair Cook (captain), Kane Williamson, Younis Khan, Steven Smith, Joe Root, Sarfraz Ahmed (wk), Stuart Broad, Trent Boult, Yasir Shah, Josh Hazlewood, R Ashwin (12th man)
ODI team of the year: Tillakaratne Dilshan, Hashim Amla, Kumar Sangakkara (wk), AB de Villiers (capt), Steven Smith, Ross Taylor, Trent Boult, Mohammed Shami, Mitchell Starc, Mustafizur Rahman, Imran Tahir, Joe Root (12th man)
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/story/946735.html?CMP=chrome
>Ross Taylor
>Shami
>Mustafizur
literally what the fuck. Atleast half the ODI team should be BIG STRONG Australians. >we won the World Cup at a canter and have won something like 34 of the last 35 ODI's at home. Don;t even know the last time >we lost a series at all. Where is Fuckner? (MotM in the World Cup final) or Memeswell?
>>63947702
>calling DMCs DNMs
What the fuck australia
>>63947764
>with one glaringly weird selection
yeah no idea why Cook was made captain
Is the golden era of New Zealand cricket over before it even began?
>>63947773
>34 of the last 35 ODI's at home
confirmed home babbys
>>63947795
>New Zealands "golden age" team fails to beat the worst Australian side since the days of Kimberly Hughes and World Series Cricket
kek
KEK
>>63947781
Who else from that lot? Fucking Smith?
I'd say give it to Kane but >muh experience
Cook's captaincy has been pretty solid this year though honestly.
>>63947801
Australia has L I T E R A L L Y won a World Cup on EVERY SINGLE cricket-playing continent
>>63947803
Does everyone forget that NZ only won the Semi Final of the World Cup due to rain?
>>63947720
>GPA
your not baiting me americunt
>>63947812
Rain babbys
>>63947807
well I have no idea who you mean by the "glaringly weird selection"
I guess Sarfraz but there's literally no better keepers around unless you want to shoehorn the gloves onto AB
And I hope you don't mean Hazlelite after he LITERALLY just single handedly destroyed your "team"
The only one you could argue who shouldn't be there is Boult.
>>63947764
>cook (c)
>boult
seems like 2 lad
>>63947824
It's obviously Hazlewood. The only time he's looked good this year was in that last match against >us, whereas Boult's been solid all year. And with two swingbabbies in Boult and Broad surely the third seamer should be a LMAO 150 XD guy like Starc
>64 posters
>#63notout
>#408
>>63947833
You are a filthy fucking casual.
>>63947833
And Boult has been garbage the entire year except for one spell against Englel and babbying Shit Lanka at home
He got completely exposed for what he is: a 125 kp/h homebabby who is utterly useless if the ball is not swinging prodigiously. And even in the Test when the conditions suited him he couldnt guide his team to a win
>>63947720
>dont drink
>dont smoke
>work hard
>perform well in school
>expect to be liked
Lelmao fuckin curry dot injuns
>>63947833
Neither Boult or Hazleshit should be included. Starc and Steyn are objectively two of the best bowlers right now
>Bitchwide Johnshit is now writing sports articles
>>63947850
back to your dead poomunity shitspouter
just watched Death of a Gentleman lads, pretty depressing
>Leave Kane Williamson to me
What did he mean by this?
>>63947773
in 2015
>Boult 17 matches 36 wickets ave 19.77 @ 4.44 Econ
>Starc 18 matches 41 wickets ave 16.26 @ 4.61 Econ
>Shami 11 matches 19 wickets ave 20.63 @4.77 Econ
>Tahir 22 matches 37 wickets ave 25.18 @4.68 Econ
>rahmen 9 matches 26 wickets ave 12.34 @4.27 Econ ( all at home and 3 against zimzam)
Why the fuck was Tahir picked?
could i just ask, who /nrl/ here?
lads /afl/ is coming back
>>63947918
>>63947949
P..P...PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG /CRIC/
Cricket Australia XI vs Windies XI
>Windies 6/154
>6/154
>against the literal who's
holy kek this summer will be shit
CA what were you thinking
>>63947949
When? Start a thread! I want to chat with my favourite /afl/ tripfriends
>>63947954
>/cric/
>big/strong
/cric/ is fucking NOTHING without /nrl/ and /afl/.
kys
>>63947969
Playing games against smaller nations is good for them, but not a fucking Boxing Day test
>>63947977
>/afl/
kek
KEK
>>63947988
You have no idea how much /afl/ controls this "poomunity"
which is the most depressed au/sp/ poomunity?
>>63948013
/wog/
>>63948013
/ayy/
>>63948013
/gaypeegue/
>>63948013
/nrl/ very easily
>>63948013
/nrl/
All of the best trips have offed themselves. WalkGOD and Manu Fatuvei are the only thing keeping it on life support.
>>63948013
/poo/
>>63948066
>>63948066
Which one of you speds was this?
>>63948035
kys
>>63948074
(You)
test
banana man on pooicide watch
statscunt is a fat maori tbqh lads
>>63948122
checks out
>>63948122
Seriously just fuck off. No one likes you, you don't even like cricket, and ever since you single handedly destroyed 2015's greatest meme with your self-important bullshit you've cowered into a hole and done nothing else.
Kill yourself. You are fucking sitting on a chinese website not talking about your precious mangrab (because no one gives a FUCK about your shitty sport), and therefore you come here to shit post nothing but absolute garbage. Meanwhile, your good old high school pal Damian McKenzie is busy being a success. I love how much you idolise him like he's some sort of god. I bet he doesn't even remember your name.
Fuck off, shitspouter, literally kill yourself. The fact that there is someone here more pathetic than Daniel is actually hilarious.
received an email from asio today lads
>>63948146
Is this the words to your tribes haka?
>>63948153
>Is this the words
>the fucking state of your education
Mate you went to one of the most expensive and prestigious schools in the country, arguably THE snobbiest and most upper class, and you can't even fucking form sentences. Just fucking end yourself already mate, what else have you got to look forward to? When you get doxxed? When your precious Damian notices you again?
KEK
>>63948150
were they after your /cric/ folder?
>>63948116
>is literally obsessed with walkbro
>doesn't even know walkbro's trip
Not even worth oxygen honestly.
test
Hobart Hubcaps on champions trophy watch
>>63948161
they wanted to know if i got dubs
test
odi
>>63948159
Shouldn't you be on facebook complaining about rich white guys and how they "steal" from maoris, statscunt
The John Key facebook page isn't going to shit itself up
someone tell me what kiwi #3's endgame is
>>63948181
>being THIS much of a casual
>not knowing that ALL of the nz posters, INCLUDING Daniel support #based Shonkey in his goals of ridding the world of poors
If you don't vote national then you may as well kill yourself.
PS
>thinking i'm statsautist
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63948186
To find out which aussie centrelink branch will be the easiest to get the dole from
>>63948194
based
this is a kiwi pseudo-trip I can root for
you got a moniker m8? what should we call you?
>>63948194
>Shonkey
You exosed yourself you utterly hopeless black cunt
Which tribe are you from?
>>63948186
he flawlessly mimicks both daniel and statscunts posting styles in order to milk maximum (you)'s and attention from the AusGODs
Why did /cric/ end up so shit?
Its just a social club for autists now
>>63948208
>general threads
>ever being good
>>63948199
>soon
>leave the ausbetas to me
Fuck /cric/ General, I'll talk to you losers when the windies test starts
reminder that this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsDSYSIBSYI
statscunt on pooicide watch
>>63948225
Can remember the exact place I was when I watched that. Amazing stuff and the Indians still being salty about to this day is the icing on the cake.
>heat
>uniform is green
>>63948234
its light blue you colourblind faggot
>>63948234
>McKuckum LITERALLY got kucked out of the Big Based League by a black man
kek
KEK
What is the greatest meme in cricket and why is it the afghanistan cricket board's facebook page
>>63948279
Thanks bro, such typing is mistakes happen.
>>63948279
>>63948285
Anymore?
>>63948208
freshie detected
>>63948279
hi daniel
where have you been?
>>63948305
>le daniel xd xd
Stop forcing this shit meme you autist
r8 my ink, boys.
alright lads, I've compiled a list of the current Australian """poosonalities""" of /cric/
>Gatebro
A beta who became famous for being kucked by a gate, Gatebro is obsessed with Worst Australia's domestic cricketers and unironically believes Voges to be the best middle order batsman in the world and a better spinner than Nathan Lyon. He can be found shilling for the inclusion of Bancroft, Coulter-Nile or the Marshs in the Australian team
>Poodam
Poodam is a babyfaced expat from England who worships /mu/core trash like Sonic Youth and is a devoted fan of Essendope. Poodam was born into wealth and attended a posh all-boys school in Perth where he learnt to love cock and is behind all anti-working class posts and all attempts to shill "based Tone" on /cric/
>Saxon
Saxon is an underages /pol/tard with few friends who is such a fan of the "epic and funny 4chan culture" that he shares it all over his normiebook. He is credited with pioneering the "execute all Muslims" meme and will wittily refer to any Indian poster as "pajeet" and tell them to poo in the loo
>Redditgoose
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/
>Reality Check
A Kucktorian NEET who spends his Centrelink check funding a Malaysian proxy to add """validity""" to his fictional life as a multi-million satanist who works in advertising
>Thread Counter
A summer of cricket casual who only appears when Australia are playing. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannot handle not being the OP of each /cric/ thread. If his precious thread counter is disrupted, he is known to spam the current thread with gore, while talking to himself in another, ""comfier"" thread in a desperate attempt to make people migrate over to him. 1/2
I'll tell you why we can't have a 5 test series against NZ. They just aren't good enough. It would have been an embarrassment for them to get wrecked 4-0 over here during their so called 'GOAT' era. Don't try and delude yourselves otherwise, West Indies will genuinely put up a better fight and may even win a match against us.
>>63948341
Worst lineup of /cric/ personalities in history.
>Mackay Lad
A sad beta from Mackay who begs prosititutes to watch movies with him and teach him to interact with women
>Matt
>Convict
>Zerogoose
All extensively documented elsewhere
>Josh Reynolds
Any post made referring to Josh Reynolds has been made by Josh Reynolds, and if it is unacknowledged "based joshy" will dump his pathetically limited trap folder in a desperate attempt to gather (You)s
>>63948341
>Victorian
WRONG
>Centrelink check
Not on centrelink anymore mate.
>Malaysian proxy
wow Indonesia is so close to Malaysia, what an epic joke kid.
>multi-million Satanist who works in advertising
You got that right except I don't work for my company anymore.
>fictional life
ah, no.
do not reply
>>63948377
how old are you?
>>63948341
this is surprisingly accurate
care to add the PP's to it?
>>63948339
walkcunt on suicide watch
>tfw cant poo because big spider in loo
>>63948381
32 and I'm so fucking pissed off right now I'm not taking anyone's shit tonight.
>>63948405
>you are old enough to be Saxons dad
kek
KEK
when does rock bottom come lads? i'm tired of falling
Long time /cric/ and /rug/ posters will remember that I met some chick who turned out to be Jewish ("I don't believe in god but I'm culturally Jewish!").
I have to say, the Jewish girl headgame is off the charts tbqh.
>>63948417
Probably old enough to have fucked your mum too.
I would have been on 4chan when I was a 20 year old but I had better things to do like working, going out and fucking virgins.
>>63948430
and now you're sitting on 4chan after making the realisation that you live a pointless and pathetic existence in a 3rd world shithole where you spend most of the day sweating your balls off if you're stupid enough to step outside and spend all your money hiring underage chinese hookers
>>63948449
daniel LITERALLY spends more time pandering to BSA's than anyone else in this poomunity
you should be thanking him
>>63948444
Not quite accurate. I've come to the realization that my daemonette was a truly evil fucking bitch and if I ever see her again I will "literally" throw her into a volcano.
So now I'm just going to smoke a few spliffs and try to forget about the whole thing.
>>63948461
Isn't she carrying ""your"" child?
>>63948461
of all the 3rd world shitholes, why Indo?
out of all the countries in the world, it is objectively one of the worst
>1. stinking hot, humid
>2. full of mudslimes
>3. the women are objectively hideous. I have no idea if they put out or not. I'm guessing they do to some extent but because of 2. it's not going to be anywhere near as good as other places
>>63948470
Nope she had an abortion and just fucked off out of my life. Just a stupid bitch who wanted to rip my soul out and ruin my previous relationship. Well she succeeded in one of those things but if I get shown disrespect it doesn't matter who you are I will fuck you off out of my heart in a flash.
>>63948484
>le muslims don't have sex before marriage xD
Way to show your ignorance.
>le stinking le hot le humid
It's "literally" 20 degrees where I am.
>le women are hideous xD
Any girl with a bit of income behind her is "literally" no better or worse looking than women in the first world. You might say but le 90% are poor XD but then you aren't taking into account that there are over 200 million people here.
Look I like the island I'm living on, it's based I teach divegrass to kids and go fishing. It's a nice way to pass the time. Yes I am a little bit jaded because of that stupid teenage love interest I had turned into a sick harpy to fulfill an alternative version of what I need, but other than that it's great and inspirational for my epic novel I intend to write.
>>63948488
>>63948501
>two posts in a row
this is a new low for you
>>63948501
>>le muslims don't have sex before marriage xD
I didn't say that dumbcunt. But mudslimes are objectively far more promiscuous than the norm.
You could go marginally further north to Thailand or anywhere in Indochina and get alot more pussy for the same investment if that's what you were looking for (I can't think of many other reasons to live in a 3rd world shithole unless you're a miner or some shit).
>It's "literally" 20 degrees where I am.
nice anecdotal evidence retard
>Any girl with a bit of income behind her is "literally" no better or worse looking than women in the first world.
Maybe you should detach Anglo countries from the rest of the 1st world because obesity is a problem here which makes >our women far worse than anywhere else.
It's subjective but I find very very few south east asians good looking. And even then Indos seem to be the ugliest of the lot.
>It's an "RC gets everyone's attention Lisicki-style" thread
>>63948547
hello newfriend :)
walkcunt on suicide watch
>WALGUND ON ZOOIZIDE WADGE XDXD
>>63948501
>be 32
>the only accomplishment in life is being a long time tripfag on the sports section of Bealrussian cake decorating forum
Hahahahahaha
You are beyond pathetic, you've achieved nothing.
>>63948796
>poobsessed
DESIGNATED
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>63948341
>Malaysian
>Reality check.
@63950500
good work, homo
chanderpaul didn't die for this
page 8 bump
poo peeland pooicide
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/947575.html
>keeper should always bat at 7
>for no real reason, they just should
>fuck the team dynamic or the fact that he's in the best six batsmen in the team, 7 is where the keeper bats silly you can't change that
Why is it that players are so fucking retarded with their opinions?
>>63954883
It really is stupid.
Nevill is 5 times the test batsman """""best"""""" Marsh is
>>63955942
Nevs a tad overrated tbqh
>>63956060
Not as overrated as Darsh.
>>63956149
>LE FUGG LE BITCH MARZH XDDD
>>63956256
that's the gist I said, yes
Execute all muslims.
>LE FUG LE ZHANE WADSON XDXD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQgyIQrkQqI
Is Robelinda at supreme seething casual as well?
so lads, what was the highlight of New Zealands golden age of cricket? Was it beating Sri Lanka at home?
>>63957262
It was winning a test series in Australia back in the 80s
>>63957275
>one player
>a golden age
I guess that's as good as it gets in Poo Peeland. Hadlee wouldn't even get into an alltime GOATstralia XI. Poor mans Keith Miller.
What does /cric/ think of the cricket in the olympics meme?
I originally thought it was dumb as fuck until I read about how much money the Chinese government will put into cricket if it gets Olympic status. China becoming big in cricket could possibly be the saviour of the whole BCCI controlling everything meme
India's only power in cricket is their population, they can pull out of tours and cripple a team, or give a team a tour and pile them with TV money. If there are TWO gigantic one billion population countries into cricket they will no longer have that power
Cricket needs China and China needs cricket in the olympics, therefore it should happen, as dumb as it is in reality.
>211/9
How are they a test nation?
>>63957527
>muh history
Daily reminder that 1999-2005 Australia was better than the prime Windies of the 70s and 80s.
>>63957497
hi daniel
The ONLY reason cricket isnt already at the Olympics is because Giles Clarke is a disgusting kike.
The main benefit of the Olympics isnt the China meme (that isn't ever going to happen, Chinks dont like sport, how many do we have in Shitney and Kuckland? and they still cant into it) it's the associates getting gibs from the IOC
Brisbane where you at?
>>63958365
I don't like indian women
>Be Australian
>Pull shot
>Be American
>Get shot
"english" ""cricket"" on pooicide watch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/story/947713.html?CMP=chrome
>>63958721
>mfw non-americans have never shot a gun before
>>63948341
i have onset schizophrenia you fucking sped. You mock my thread counter but everyone loved my thread counter thread spam from CWC final. You all mocked me and started new threads. I learnt to accept and appreciate that spam
>>63958757
>mfw Americans shoot each other
>>63958761
>i have onset schizophrenia
>YOU fucking sped(special education)
kek
KEK
>>63958777
>mfw the minorities rise up against the upper-class
>>63958791
Yeah i have to take risperidone and other shit. Cricket relaxes me, i love everyone here. If that makes me a sped, well so be it
>>63958818
why havent you spammed gore since the Ashes?
>The national team play exciting, joyful cricket. They have, in Jos Buttler, a man who can produce the sort of innings we used to see only when the finest Caribbean cricketers played the county game. They have, in Ben Stokes, an allrounder to make football-loving kids want to pick up a bat and ball; a man in Joe Root who might be the finest batsman in the world; a leader in Charlotte Edwards who has remained at the top of her sport throughout her career and done a great deal to further her sport. And, at a time when a few shrill voices would have us believe that communities of different faiths and cultures cannot coexist, a man in Moeen Ali who gently shows us otherwise. There is much to celebrate in cricket.
George Dobell is the definition of delusional
>>63958846
I'm sure i did since then. Anyway , I don't like gore anymore. I deleted the folder. I really look forward to the West Indies series. We can all start a fresh new count, because i like all you guys
>>63958889
what about it did you like?
>>63958889
I'm going to deliberately fuck your counter up family
>>63958899
I like watching cricket, and i feel relaxed like a hug
>>63958919
>hugs are relaxing
fag.
being little spoon it ultimate comfy
>>63958914
Ill always beat you, you can't keep up the thread counter. Plus i have anonymous familia which back me up sped
>>63958941
can i hug you around the neck?
>>63958970
only if you lick the tip of my dick first fem
>>63958951
unlike you, I could give two shits about something so trivial. I'm only going to do it once or twice and I know that if I beat you even just once you will be SEEETHING for HOURS like you were in the Ashes whilst a thread with a fucked up thread counter is used.
do you have to take your meds when a thread with the incorrect counter is made?
>>63958998
Come here and ill lick your tip sensually, can i bite it off? Do u have any blood diseases? ill eat your penis
>>63959031
no disease, just cheese
>>63947591
l lige grigit
>>63959013
>unlike you, I could give two shits about something so trivial
So why post about it you sped?
I'll admit that if there is a bad thread ill be very emotional and it will ruin my day. I see doctors and take my meds, im honest
>>63959088
alright i wont do it then if it upsets you that much (though someone probably will). But please use better images for the OP and not the garbage generic stock images you keep using.
WBBL threads?
NEW THREAD
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>>63959160
walkcunt on suicide watch
walggund on booicide wadge :DDDD
walkcunt on suicide watch
Last for WalkGod
poorpetually poorturbed
walkcunt on suicide watch
>so many posts deleted that it goes below bump limit
baka desu
walkcunt on suicide watch
anyone want to au/sp/? I'm getting real sick of all these non countries thinking they are allowed here Tbh
