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England 125/6 (17.3/20 ov) v Pakistan
Afghanistan 160/4 v Oman 148/8 (20/20 ov) Afghanistan won by 12 runs
Australia beat Pee Pooland 2-0
India beat South Africa and ended what was the second longest away victory streak
World T20 coming up soon™
REMINDER BSA PANDERING IS OVER
FUCK AMERICANS
LADS
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Why is Pakistan wearing orange/pink?
>>63917111
trips of truth
>>63917118
in memory of Phil Hughes :(
>>63917118
>Pakistan
>White
>this ebin recovery
based woakes
>>63917118
Every day/night match has pink.
Im done with 4chan, Im switching to reddit
Reminder India have objectively the best ODI uniforms
>>63917118
That's the umpire m8
Reminder that Indians are disgusting smelly repulsive "people" and should be banned from posting in /cric/
MEME
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M
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I've done it lads, I finally killed myself
>>63917171
>Shitposting from the grave
>>63917157
I admire you, how did you finally do it?
>>63917171
>h-here we go im finally go do it
>kills self
>first action upon becoming dead is shitposting on 4chan
Fuck off pakiland. You had this match wrapped up just half an hour ago
>>63917111
the pandering is never over u currymonkey
>>63917171
i knew you'd get there one day
Match is fixed, England are too shit to recover like this
>>63917212
>60
>>63917145
Last four have been pathetic. NZ shirts are always /fa/ as fuck though.
>>63917222
>Doctoring the pitches in the home teams favour
>>63917230
it's unfair really, all black can't look bad
We've literally won.
>(DEEP) FINE LEG
>>63917171
good girl
>>63917192
first time watching pakistan play lad?
>154
Could have been a lot worse. Still reckon we'll lose but it could be close.
>>63917308
Don't say lad, it's just cringeworthy. Shitlord.
>>63917472
L A D
A
D
Is rafa tullah related to rafa Nadal
>>63917254
they used to wear a hilarious brown / beige colour
LEL
E
L
>9-2
>only the first over
>two bad teams
WHAT THE FUCK
why couldn't we have drone bombed england instead?
>>63917560
Typical Pakistan desu
is it against the laws to bowl so badly that the opponent thinks you're rubbish and then lets his guard down then you get him
What a bunch of fucking idiots
>>63917570
Typical Pakistan match fixing
>>63917570
You think Mohammad Amir can make it to international team?
>>63917576
Mitchell Johnson made a career of it so no
>>63917605
Is it a coincidence Hafeez has been involved in the majority of run outs this whole tour?
>>63917610
Yeah.
>>63917576
Which team are you supporting Abdul?
http://www.auscricket.com.au/news-media/news-articles/pontings-welcome-birth-of-son-fletcher
LADS
>>63917636
Hafeez didn't want to play alongside him in BPL. I hope the accept him in the team, would love to see him bowl again.
>>63917644
>Fletcher
Isn't that a surname?
>Almost letting Woakes bowl a maiden
>pakistani batting
>>63917560
I LITERALLY told you lad
How far across did he get across the stumps lmao
>who can play worse cricket: the match.
>>63917683
Why didn't I listen. What a fucking joke of a team
>Cairns gets not guilty
>Pakistan """choke"""
>mfw there is no difference between Pakistanis and Indians
How do you want your run chase, senpai?
>two (2) wickets to fucking willey
>>63917659
HAfeez got reprimanded for those comments
Root seems like such a lad
Is Chris Jordan related to Michael Jordan?
>>63917758
He is a little bitch boy
Is Joe Root the biggest fuck boi in world cricket?
>>63917659
>>63917747
>wanting someone who would screw over his team for a payout
Is Shoaib Malik related to Faridah Malik?
>>63917781
>implying that isn't the whole team
>>63917781
still a potential GOAT bowler from a poor family who bowled a few cheeky no balls, big deal
>>63917781
worked out well enough for >us
>>63917771
Michael Jordan is an actor m8
>>63917869
>not space jam
lad
>>63917869
Is this movie any good? Had a black friend shill it to me, but his opinion was most likely influenced by the fact that the main character is black.
I didn't even know Bumble was commentating today, this has made my night
Will Rizwan score a century today?
>need to shut down the runs
>time to bowl rashid
What should I get for lunch lads
>>63917930
Food and maybe a drink
this is ODI tier batting
good catch tbqh
inb4 not out
finger was under it, it's not that hard
I GOT SOUL, BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER.
NOT OUT
rashid has one of the oddest actions I've seen
>>63917930
banana with ketchup.
>>63918087
>Indian fine dining
Bumble is literally the most based man in commentary
>>63918105
newfriend spotted
>>63918112
English commentators in general are pretty good. With the aussie commentators it's a mixed bag. Indian commentary is good when the likes of Dravid, Ganguly and Harsha are on or else they're utter shit.
>>63918121
M8 I'm only here cause there's no other sports on and I've got a little money on Pakistan
Jordan's only contribution to the game
BOOM BOOM
Fuck Pakistan. Hope India nukes them soon
Malik is literally poorious
insert sweating man here
B O O M
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O
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England has a fucking horrible meme uniform tbqh
IDS HADBENDING
Cmon malik keep it going m7
>>63918324
The WC was a sea of blue but this shitty bright red/almost pink shirt is awful.
Looks like Malik didn't get the cheque in the mail
he's played it into virtually the same spot for like 3-4 meme bowls
>englel fielding
WALLOP
Just about cleared the rope there
>See him step back a million miles to slog like a good 2 secs before you bowl
>bowl a shit short ball
what was he thinking
le rubbish bowling
HOLY SHIT CLEARED THE STADIUM
>>63918439
seriously, even in baseball if you put the ball in a spot like that someone is gonna WHAMMY BAMMY it
>it's a jordan over
Not sure I like this fresh, new 'bowl full tosses' meme.
>hurr durr muh 3 fictional lions
Put a cheeky bet on England @ 3.20 just before that wicket
Afridi just got fucking Willey'd
Game over
>>63918552
Not really, Tanvir can smack it.
If Shoaib Malik were shaped like a penis, he'd be Shoaib Phallic.
>>63918552
still in it lad, could be over in three shots
>>63918577
If David Willey were shaped like a penis, he'd be a rather unfortunate fellow
I think Pakistan will win. But England could still win also.
I see so many full tosses in T20s.
If 4 out of 5 of your attempted yorkers end up as full tosses surely it's better not to bother tbqh
>>63918608
What are you doing in Pakistan Andrew Strauss?
>that shot
T20 really does suck ass man. Basically just like watching the Home Run Derby, hate that too.
>>63918640
Let's see you do better Mitchell
>all those people on the reddit thread getting genuinely angry and capsing when there's a boundary
>>63918656
yeah, I much prefer ODIs as a big hitting game, T20 is far too short to let it turn into anything other than a slogfest
>going on reddit
>>63918656
What. This is based af
bowl it underarm lad
>>63918670
I like strategy in the game, so ODI is a tad bit better for that. CWC had some mindgames going on. This is literally just hit ball hard and far no matter what.
>>63918680
Speaking of ODI....
>put a guy at point and cover point
>time to bowl on middle stump :^)
PAKISTAN GREEN WINS
PAKISTAN GREEN WINS
PAKISTAN GREEN WINS
BASED BIG MAN WITH THE BIG SHOT
>2 from 2
Watch this choke.
Oh boy.
Holy shit, insane.
G
OUT
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H
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M
FUCK.
>1 from 1
>>63918738
Called it.
Unbelievable
>>63918738
>inb4 a run out on a quick single off the last ball
SUUUUUPPEERRRR OVVEEEERRRR
>T20 isnt the best discipline
get fucked lads
DRONED
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Hope there's a super over desu
Super over time.
Holy fucking shit.
>>63918792
you got it lad
SUPER OVER
If his is't fixed than what is.
Buttler and Billings vs Afridi and who
MEME OVER MEME OVER
Oh shit
>>63918812
Malik obviously
>>63918827
The time he tried slogging he got caught tbqh
>>63918777
almost
Lol why didn't he hit the wicket right in front of him instead of throwing it to the other side
IMPORTANT
https://strawpoll.me/6143962
https://strawpoll.me/6143962
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>>63918862
Because he missed m8.
Chris Jordan for a super over
>Jordan
>memefridi
DOT BALL
Afridi could just take a step to offside and win this off wides.
NO BOOM BOOM
Three sixes please
>>63918827
>(you)
Where the fuck is malik
>dat paki qt
She wouldn't blow me up right?
Is Jordan, dare I say, elite?
>3-1
>super
>>63918890
>>63918879
The state of you two.
![[Underwater] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 02 (720p) [03AF5332].mkv_snapshot_15.36_[2014.07.22_22.10.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/izNqrTB.jpg "[Underwater] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 02 (720p) [03AF5332].mkv snapshot 15.36 [2014.07.22 22.10.21]")
>letting Jordan bowl a decent over
>bringing in Akmal
>the state of pakistan super over
What the fuck just happened
>memesters shit talking Chrissy Jordz
>>63918946
tbf that over was 1000% better than the ones he bowled before
Fucking shit ass Pakistan what the fuck was that. Why the hell would you put these scrubs out
>THAT SHOT SELECTION
>cackistan
TAKE A BOW SON
>chokistan
nothing new under the sun desu
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
PAKIS BTFO
>>63918986
They haven't lost yet,
![[Anime-Koi] Barakamon - 05 [h264-720p][78EA59FF].mkv_snapshot_17.15_[2014.08.03_12.46.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zx0iFcJ.jpg "[Anime-Koi] Barakamon - 05 [h264-720p][78EA59FF].mkv snapshot 17.15 [2014.08.03 12.46.12]")
>letting Tanvir bowl
>Tanvir
JUST GIVE US EVERY CRICKET TROPHY NOW
Would've preferred Root, actually.
![[DeadFish] Ore Monogatari!! - 20 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_07.44_[2015.08.20_21.12.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/avsueYI.jpg "[DeadFish] Ore Monogatari!! - 20 [720p][AAC].mp4 snapshot 07.44 [2015.08.20 21.12.36]")
>>63919021
Still failed to win the Test series
>TWO BAD TEAMS
>englel gun loose
Real talk now, why can't Indians just poo in loo?
For the shit form of cricket, that was fun.
>breaking the stumps while fielding the ball
top lel
GET DRONED FAMO
BRADFORD ON SUICIDE WATCH
>England are now the 4th ranked team in the world
>>63919080
POORTHERNERS BTFO
>>63919087
glad i woke up early for that desu
>>63919052
It's a strategy where we force our populace to have super immune systems due to the filthy environment, India will become a superpower in 2030 when we unleash a plague so terrible only we will survive it.
LET US COMMENCE THIS EXCREMENT
>LOSING A HOME T20 SERIES TO ENGLAND
>LOSING TO ENGLAND
>AFRIDI
>PAKISTAN
>>63919144
Not only losing but getting swept
Pakistan Status: B L A C K E D
Good night /cric/. I'll take satisfaction in knowing >we won the Test series.
Those jobs working with the cricket television crew look comfy.
>>63919182
gn chote
Execute all muslims.
>>63919826
good morning Saxon
>>63919826
Execute all edgy teens tbH
>>63919826
They're more worthwhile than Aussies ITT tbhonest.
I audibly kekked
BESTERN GOATSTRALIA ON NOBEL PRIZE WATCH
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/946019.html?CMP=chrome
WHY CANT PAKISTAN NOT BE FUCKING SHIT FOR ONCE
>>63917103
>England 125/6
Didnt England invent this shit?
>>63922759
England won the game, Tyrone.
>>63922759
and America were the first to play an international game, that doesn't mean they have to be any good at it
Coulter-Nile is 12th man for the West Indies tests lads
>>63924773
>No more teams in the immediate future lined up to lose to based Ausgodlia
What do I do now?
>>63925113
The West Indies are in Australia RIGHT NOW
@63924773
(You) didn't earn that (You), (You) (You)thief.
Notgoose was proven wrong once again
Banana is LITERALLY one of the best bowling assets right now. If you disagree you are a statsbabby who is UNABLE to see that the role he plays in the team goes beyond taking wickets
>>63925136
The West Indies are in Asia, m8
>>63925280
why are there so many "goose" personalities on /cric/
azngoose
obesitygoose
notgoose
redditgoose
>>63925359
redditgoose and notgoose are the same
>>63925113
The Windies series stars on the 10th you SEEEETHING casual
The Black Men are going to be kucked hard by the Based, Elite and objectively Muscular AusGODS
who /secondhandembaressment/ here?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/945591.html
I genuinely feel bad for Holder. He tries so hard but has such a fucking terrible team
>>63925359
>notgoose
>redditgoose
same thing
>it will never be the 80s or 90s again
>it will never be the 05 ashes again
>>63925711
LE FUGG THIS GENERATION XD XD
>TEST CRICKET
1. Bradman's Invincibles
2. West Indies of the 80's
3. Australia of the 00's
4. Australia under the Chappell's
>ONE DAY CRICKET
1. Australia 2003
2. Australia 2015
3. Australia 1999
4. Australia 2007
5. West Indies 1975-79
Warner=Hayden
Finch<Gilchrist
Smith<Ponting
Clark>Martyn
Maxwell>Lehmann
Watson<Bevan
Faulkner>Symonds
Haddin<Hogg
Starc>Bichel
Johnson<Lee
Hazlewood<McGrath
>>63925625
>In the series in the Caribbean earlier this year, no West Indies batsman managed to score a century and Holder himself topped their run list with 116, despite batting at No.8.
>>63925625
His bowlers are genuinely quite good
Taylor is one of the better seamers around and if Roach can get back to his 2009 vintage they have one of the best attacking in the world. Holder will do well on Australian pitches himself and Gabriel has good pace and is a decent backup. Bishoo is also quite a good spinner.
Just a shame that their batsman are unironically worse than most Sydney 1st grade sides
bit sick of this now
JUST
>>63926868
Who is this? Looks like a player from an irrelevant fringe 'sport'
>>63926906
is he a Rugby Union player?
>>63927040
Union players are much better composed than that, possibly some kind of rugby league star dealing with the flavour of the month mental illness would be my guess
>>63926868
Chris Cairns?
>>63927079
mental illness? No way he is a Leaguie then m8
If he is a softcunt then that can only mean he comes from either Kucktoria or Worstern Ausfailia
>>63927128
I beg to differ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S9zgiNa5lw
>New Zealand retained the out-of-form duo of Martin Guptill and Mark Craig as they pruned their Test squad from 16 to 12 for the two-match home series against Sri Lanka that begins on December 10.
kek
KEK
K E K
http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-sri-lanka-2015-16/content/story/946021.html?CMP=chrome
>>63927287
J U S T
Guptill to average 15, Latham 30 (can see a cheeky hundred or two coming from him)
reminder that this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blZ7l1wURZM
>>63929911
Ellyse bowls as fast as that lel
>>63927287
I don't think Guptill will work out and I wanted Brownlie in Australia, but I'm not opposed to him being given another go. He has only had 5 tests since the recall.
I really hope that we go with 4 seamers + santner in at least one of the tests. Fuck I wish Milne's back could handle a test series at the moment.
>>63927287
>Rutherford, Ronchi, McClenaghan and Henry dropped
Good. Henry is the only one of those with potential.
>Neesham and Anderson injured
Not so good.
>>63927533
nah. latham has a much better average than that and being in NZ will help.
WalkGod on nobel prize watch
normalbook confirmed better than /cric/
Is Rod Marsh, dare I say it, senile?
>>63930726
What a load of bollocks.
>>63930726
lmao nerds
>>63917274
>You now remember the shitter that got forced to field at long stop
>It was you
>>63925280
How have I been proven wrong?
Shittle did nothing in Sadelaide and those were in conditions that suit his bowling
He'll pick up wickets for fun against the Windies but that's only because the Windies stink
He'll be straight back out of the side once Starc and/or Cummins are fit and rightfully so. But I have no issue with him playing now because there is no one outside of the squad better than him.
>>63925280
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3utyl9/psa_australian_selector_rod_marsh_is_not_the/cxhvmq6
He's LITERALLY using /cric/ maymays to get upboats on reddit
LITERALLY know your stuff you fat NEET fuck.
who /Don Bradman Cricket 2014/ here
started a new batting all-rounder career lads.. 7 wickets in my first match but only 10 runs
>>63931208
LIDERALLY UPBOTE MY EBIN MAYMAYS XD XD
>>63931197
see >>63931208
YOU are pathetic.
poopeelia Ltd.
statsGOD on muscular and knowledgeable watch
>>63931208
kek
KEK
I LITERALLY posted that to see how long it would take YOU to notice it and post it on here.
The irony of you calling out me or anyone else as a redditor is astounding since you CLEARLY spend alot of time on r/cricket/
>>63931258
>he seriously thinks I don't have a Google Alert every time he posts
kek
KEK
K E K
did daniel pooicide himself?
why is daniel so skinny and unattractive lads?
>>63931313
>skinny
kek
KEK
K E K
Daniel is flying to Melbs on the 3rd of Feb if any of you aussie fans want to arrange a meet and greet/signing session.
>>63931313
reminder that cumskins are objectively inferior
>>63931344
should we haere ra him off at the airport with a /cric/ haka?
>>63931348
>weeds
that's the word for this type of beta male
>pasty weeds
>>63931350
I'll be there since I'm meeting Ivana during her lunch break any way la
>>63931360
>based and really quite muscular Ajay
Ivana posted a new bikini pic lads.
The blonde tranny in the pic kinda ruins it tbqh
>>63931369
>not posting them
>>63931364
lol let's see your gains whiteboi
>>63931369
with the 3 chicks?
old news
seen it
rubbed one out to it
cried a bit
>>63931369
post them you fag
>on coffee break
>approached by charity worker asking money for Syrian kids
>refuse out of political beliefs
>calmly explain to her over the next 5 minutes that those children are likely the enemies, or children of enemies of noble Bashar al-Assad
>blow the fuck out of her by telling her that the money donated will inevitably fund terrorism and that its the kids fault for not being loyal to their leader
>calmly tell her that Jewnicef will not be able to Mossad the Assad
>she calls me a monster and throws my coffee on my face
why are libshits so unable to handle truth, /sp/?
>>63931372
>being a newcunt freash off the boat from reddit
>>63931380
Hi daniel
>>63931375
FUCKING COME AT ME BRO
>>63931385
>LE U ARE LE VRESHGUND XDXD
>>63931348
Replace my old pic pls
>>63931400
Fucking frog-looking motherfucker
>>63931408
Words hurt you know
>>63931382
lrn 2 stalk kiwis on FB pajeet
>>63931400
Nice work lad. Very handsome.
You should invest in a better pair of headphones. Othewise 9/10
>>63931400
you can't take a selfie for shit
>>63931400
S A X O N
A
X
O
N
>>63931390
>mistaking the other guy #3 for daniel, again
kys (kek your self)
>>63931400
>those dicksucking lips
Stay painfully mediocre Poodam
>>63931400
I WANT TO PUNCH THAT FUCKING FACE SO BAD
>>63931432
That's not me you dumb fuck
>Honey. Where am i?
based Hugh
>>63931432
>dicksucking lips
First time I've heard that term desu
>>63931429
Who are you?
Is there anyone on /cric/ who doesn't look like a 15 year old
>>63931469
You obviously, you're clearly reeling in the chicks on a daily basis lad
>>63931383
>statsautist is the rampant Kiwi /pol/ poster
I'm not even fucking surprised
>>63931499
i thought he was brown
>>63931360
>>63931375
>>63931432
>>63931469
these are me
that Assad post wasn't, and I've literally never been on /pol/
>>63931506
he just tried to force the shitty ajay meme because he didn't like being called statsautist, that's all
>>63931506
>me
>shitskin
kek
KEK
K E K
you wish pajeet
>>63931512
well at least one kiwi poster is brown
which one is it
>>63931446
>why am i not in your photo honey???
Ivana can't get enough of Big Hugh dick.
>>63931279
nah he was here at 2am last night posting engineering slags
he pretended to be dead for a few days but I think that was just him getting all his IPs banned at once
>>63931518
Probs a Summerfag who only posts in NZ home gamethreads
>>63931531
Ivana has such an eggface.
>>63931531
the tranny is the most high test tbqh
>>63931531
Me lurking behind the hedge
t. Daniel
>>63931472
me on the left
>>63931531
>that horseface
every time
>>63931538
>>63931545
>implying you wouldn't gangrape them without a second thought
>>63931538
>>63931545
>Implying you two shit skins could do any better
>>63931472
and spanner Tbh
>>63931549
>>63931551
>hugh on a proxy
please go
>>63931531
>that chin
>those shoulders
literally lmao'ing Tbh
>>63931531
>>63931538
someone send this to her
>>63931531
fuck the chick on the left has an absolute dogs body, already sagging and chubby at that age and no ass
r8 my gf lads
>>63931565
daniel on pooicide watch
>>63931567
he'd probably get isolated even further if someone sent the archive links to hugh
>>63931561
did eggman end up suing CNN?
he should have made an absolute fortune of that what with them false reporting that he was a mass murderer
>>63931549
>>63931551
Made this girl swallow my cum yesterday. What did you do last night?
>>63931568
>redhead
>fivehead
>yellow teeth
Solid 6, m9
>>63931580
where's her chin gone pajeet
>>63931583
i'll knife you faggot
>>63931584
Unlike yours our woman aren't masculine enough to have strong chins and manjaws.
>>63917145
>1997 literally has a butthole on the shirt
Your culture is depraved
>>63931580
Sleeping due to it being a Monday night
>>63931598
typical working class pleb
>monday night is for sleeping and getting ready for work
>saturday is for partying and staying up late
I do what I want, when I want. I'm capable of functioning at work off a few hours sleep with a hungover, I'm not scared of having a bit of fun just because I have work the next day.
you will never be stuck in a dead-end job like daniel and adam where getting doxxed is inconsequential
>>63931614
>le everyone works mon-fri xdxd
>>63931594
We spammed goatse before it was cool.
Execute all muslims.
>>63931594
However, the 12 out of 24 spokes represent the twelve causal links taught by the Buddha and pratītyasamutpāda (conditional arising). The first 12 spokes represent 12 stages of suffering. Next 12 spokes represent no cause no effect. So, due to awareness of mind formation of mental conditioning stops. This process stops the process of birth and death i.e. nibbana. The twelve causal links, paired with their corresponding symbols, are
Avidyā lack of awareness -
Sanskāra conditioning of mind unknowingly
Vijñāna consciousness
Nāmarūpa name and form (constituent elements of mental and physical existence)
Ṣaḍāyatana six senses (eye, ear, nose, tongue, body, and mind) -
Sparśa contact -
Vedanā sensation -
Tṛṣṇā thirst -
Upādāna grasping[1] -
Bhava coming to be -
Jāti being born -
Jarāmaraṇa old age[2] and death[3] - corpse being carried.
These 12 in reverse represent a total 24 spokes representing the dharma.
>>63931617
if I got doxxed my career would literally be over
add saxon to the list
>>63931594
>murrican commenting about culture
that flag/this topic and all that
>>63931623
t. Saxon
>>63931631
It ain't me posting that
>>63931580
Why do you think rape is acceptable?
>>63931594
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63931631
>>63931635
someone post the facebook thing of Saxon and muslims
>>63931628
Literally how? No one here is retarded enough to go and send your comments to your bosses.
>>63931641
Still isn't me
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63931645
My bosses would find out and it would make my position untenable if they found out I was posting things like >>63931623
>Victoria fast-bowler Scott Boland has also been announced as a standby player in case any of the other three pacemen in the squad - Josh Hazlewood, Peter Siddle, James Pattinson - are unit to play in Hobart.
literally who
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63931645
>No one here is retarded enough to go and send your comments to your bosses.
KEK
We're dealing with genuine nutjobs here.
>>63931468
Defeats the idea of '"Anonymous" a bit, doesn't it?
>>63931654
>My bosses would find out
How?
No one's going to send your bosses anything here, and you can always deny it, because it's anonymous.
>>63931666
>>63931645
wrong image
>>63931617
I don't see how people posting an old picture of me is going to have any affect on my life tbqh
>>63931666
>liking a douchebag like kohli
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63931677
Little bit different giving that goose was a trip and being a trip is literally fucking asking to be doxxed
>>63931580
Fuck the haters, good work son.
>>63931687
>LE FUG LE DRIBFAGS XDXD
>convict never got to dox jfbf
rip
>>63931618
god damn you must be a real pleb if you are going in to the office on a weekend
>>63931692
learn your kiwiposters
statsautist reporting in
Anybody here read the Bhagavad Gita?
One of the greatest things I have ever read and it has inspired me to learn how to read Sanskrit so I can read it in its purest form.
>>63931706
me 2bh
>>63931706
You're all pretty shit tbH
>>63931692
>you're statsautist
No I'm not lol.
>>63931701
that nigga made a clean fucking get away, always wanted to see who he was
left no trace
>>63931706
just finished wanking to some quality shemales actually
This is the beginning of the end for 'ol Brendon
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/story/946091.html?CMP=chrome
>>63931706
sadly it's probably Reality Check
au/sp/ quality is at an all time low
>>63931706
me, but you'll never know who i am or what my endgame is
testing
>>63931724
krazykasual detected
>>63931720
i know he used to live near randwick, he's still around though
>>63931728
thanks for the (You) lad, but i have far better gimmicks than that cunt
you have 10 seconds to tell me everything you know about statsautist
>>63931722
I still think Cairns did it, but with innocent until proven guilty it's impossible to convict on anecdotal evidence
If they actually try to claim that McMeme has committed perjury for claiming he did it, they'll have even less evidence.
>>63931706
>au/cric/
Why limit it to one tiny european country when the whole world loves the internationa game?
>>63931735
poobsessed with krazykrejza
>>63931723
Well, if that's you admitting that Reality Cock is your king, then I'm afraid it's time for kysing my friend
>>63931739
fuck off freshie. /cric/ is literally au/sp/ in disguise
Who was the better shitposter in their prime, JFBF or RC?
I'm saying RC, he perfected it.
>>63931706
>you are now realising that ALL of the current /cric/ personalities are BIG STRONG NEW ZEALANDERS
All you have is fucking krazykrezja
KEK
>>63931736
Cairns won't do shit, he's broke as fuck now.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11301019
>tfw even you make more than a cricket "legend"
>>63931706
would
>>63931712
>tfw can't read basic sanskrit anymore
you've inspired to relearn it
>>63931744
JFBF infuriated the whole of /sp/, RC infuriated freshcunts to au/sp/ that didn't know his gimmick.
its JFBF by a fucking mile
>you now also remember that one freshcunt kiwi who thought JFBF is that kiwi person that copied his style of tripcode
>>63931735
Loves aping Aussie shitposting
kek
KEK
K E K
and all that weak garbage.
Jealous of Daniel.
Is a faggot.
Is probably just out if HS.
>>63931745
>who is ivan
>who is joshie
Tomorrow at 12pm GMT time I will start a thread a /cric/ thread as Anonymous, that will begin a trolling odyssey that will last 3 months. No-one will no what the story will reveal, but it will be entertaining and embarrassing for numerous people.
It will involve a number of pseudo-tripfags and I expect it to make the news. My tripcode is what I would like my troll to be known as.
Just giving you all a heads up. /sp/ has never seen anything like it. I have planned this for months and it will be truly great. No more details will be given. Have a good day.
>>63931735
genuinely the most entertaining poster on /cric/
>>63931766
fuck off faggot
>>63931745
The kiwis are literally just imitations of our worst traits
There is no original Kiwi poster, outside of manu fatuvei (for 2 weeks before he got locked up), that is amusing in the slightest
>>63931747
Yeah irrespective of the result he's fucked, because no one believes him, and no one will ever think of him as anything other than a cheat now.
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-01/western-sydney-wanderers-boycott-a-league-david-gallop/6992274
kek
>>63931780
>western sydney
dropped
>>63931770
proxy off statsautist
>>63931735
He's the hero /cric/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
I can't believe we've shitposted about Ivana for nearly half a year without no one ever posting her Instagram pics.
>>63931788
proxy off krazykrejza
>>63931796
nobody wants to see anymore of her pale, flabby, mole covered body
>>63931766
What's your endgame?
>>63931796
well then lad go ahead
Did we ever get an update on that guy who unironically wanted to befriend a prostitute for free handjobs?
I feel like /cric/ is finally coming out of its shell and creating a vibrant, diverse "poomunity"
A lot of people don't understand that having a successful trip code is a full time job.
You can't be half assed about this shit. You are either in, or you are out.
Let's us all take a moment to thank our parents that we weren't born in Cleveland, Ohio. Yes, even you Saeed, the Pakistan born guy who had his legs blown off in his hometown. It's still better than Cleveland.
>>63931766
>Jaadoo N. Loo
>>63931807
My wife's son was born in Cleveland you insensitive piece of shit
>>63931806
Conversely, a lot of people don't care about self-absorbed tripfags.
>>63931805
I for one want an update from Gatebro
>>63931807
My children are from Cleveland you son of a bitch.
>>63931752
>>tfw can't read basic sanskrit anymore
It will take a lot of collective effort the revive the language. It's sad that everyone brags how great the language is but nobody speaks it. The most important use of a language is to communicate and if you're not doing that what's the point in it being 'scientifically accurate' and 'mathematically accurate', whatever that means. Besides that traditionally Sanskrit being a language of the elite and the learned didn't help to spread it to the masses either.
>>63931821
oh yeah, never forget
>just got invited to a party lads
>noice one m8, don't fuck it up
And then he fucks it up in the same thread a day later
>>63931825
>i prefer comic sans serif myself
>>63931821
Still can't get over this honestly
>"guys I got invited to a party"
>"nice one lad don't fuck it up"
>350 posts later
>"guys I can't open this gate"
>>63931821
Right here lad
I've been invited to another party on Friday with the same group
>>63931814
>>63931823
C
U
C U C K
K
>>>/int/51499095
nice gyno saxon
walkcunt is literally on pooicice in the /mu/ thread lads
>>63931832
Is Poodam, dare I say it, Gatebro?
There are only about 3 WA guys in here anyways
>>63931832
Are you also the WAguy who goes to Shield games at the WACA?
Also, post fb messages/texts from her reaction when she realised you L I T E R A L L Y left because of the gate
>>63931841
it's not him desu
>>63931831
Let the scholars know cuppy was there for this epic win moment in /cric/ history
>>63931847
yes, both of those ""personalities"" are me
I already posted them
>>63931832
Nice one lad don't fuck it up
>>63931841
Link
>>63931847
Given the length of the bleeped out name It's definitely Adam
>>63931854
biggles, more like scare little bitch iggles
>>63931852
Is locanto worth it lads? Would like a milf but skeptical as fuck
>>63931852
>booking: prostate massage
>>63931837
>posting on /int/
kys
>le flag jokes xdxdxdxd
>>63931852
lad
>>63931805
I have a feeling 2nd Golden age of /cric/ is about to come. 2016 starts with India tour of Australia and Pakistan tour of New Zealand in Jan. Then there is Australia tour of New Zealand and Australia tour of South Africa up until March. Then we have the T20 World cup which will bring in a lot of newfriends and BSAs but world cups are generally fun. To top it off we the Olympics commences in August which will be an epic event for /sp/ in general.
>>63931862
it's not, but I do have a four letter name
>>63931861
it's a false flagger, walkcunt has been mia since he ranted on about shit posting
>>63931860
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>63931861
>>>/mu/60727817
>>63931869
>so i became a personal trainer
kek
>>63931869
if she is a pt then why the fuck is she a hooker?
>>63931877
ur fucking in m8 deep conversations with prosties are the best ways of getting freebies
>>63931877
>I struggle with anxiety and depression
>lol I just became outgoing
>>63931884
>that reply
>>63931877
>>63931869
>just bee urself ;)
>>63931877
>I'm very extroverted
no shit, she's a fucking prostitute
>>63931884
>>63931888
>Ausbetas
smdh
>>63931888
>paying for friends
lad
>>63931866
There's not much difference between /cric/ and /int/ in regards to that.
>>63931879
more work in it
>>63931884
>literally just ignoring everything she said and just asking the original question again
kek
>>63931894
dox him lad
>>63931896
Flags killed /sp/ tbhwyf
>>63931837
Literally obsessed
>>63931896
Only from australians, and a couple of NZers trying to copy australians. The australians are just in denial that /cric/ is being taken from them with non-australian flags and therefore make shitty flag jokes to try and hold back the inevitable
>>63931888
I assume this includes sex as much as you want for the day if its fucking $500?
>>63931898
he could have actually tried to connect with him on a personal level after he opened up to him but of course his autism had to ruin even that small opportunity
>there are Poo Peelians in this very thread who are SO BETA their ONLY social contact with females is online DMCs with prostitutes
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63931894
>My name is Layla and I love taking men with my hands and strap-on.
>Let me drive you crazy with my body on yours, anal play and a hand job (strap on also available). I will bring you to the edge of climax and leave you there until the end of our session where I would love you bend you over while I massage your prostate with my finger or thrust into you with my strap-on
kek
KEK
K E K
This guy is LITERALLY a kuck
>>63931913
fuck you pussy if you're not posting the pic of yourself I'm going to bed
>>63931913
should have sent her a pic of Handsome and Intelligent Roosterman, she probably would have done you for free.
>>63931918
It's walkbro, he has posted that photo before
>we'll be going into the next thread talkin to a prostitute
baka desu senpai
did walkbro ever get a job?
>>63931894
>NOTE: this service does not include oral, vaginal or anal penetration of my body.
Holy fuck I'm dying
>>63931927
sounds like you need a gf m8
>>63931927
I really want to see her reply to this
this is gold joshy, keep it coming
>>63931927
>have u ever been dominated
How's Mackay this time of year lads?
Tbh really worried I might unironically end up like this guy one day
>>63931937
Who the fuck bothered to screencap all this shit?
>>63931939
>actually mistaking handsome, intelligent, humorous Roosterman with Joshy
KEK
Really enjoying this thread lads, this is vintage /cric/
>>63931929
He's been signed as a male model with Ford Models watch
>>63931945
Honestly I would if I was ever in that position
It's a fucking work of art
I'm actually unironically saving this for a story I'm writing about people in these positions
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>>63931946
Please do not do this until after I meet up with her.
>502 posts
>82 posters
KEK, nice "poomunity" you got there
>>63931952
>>63931957
Kek.
KEK.
>>63931951
Someone could put this on canvas, call it art, some pretentious NYC fuck would spent $1.6 million on it.
NO NEW THREADS UNTIL THIS STORY IS OVER IT WILL RUIN THE MOOD AND FLOW OF IT
>>63931930
>selling panties
>golden shower
lel
>>63931944
hi daniel
>>63931957
get fucked
time for 1000
>>63931977
No, find out if she's good first from Mackaybro before making a booking.
>>63931977
I say yes. Im a big fan of prostate masturbation. I can't imagine how epic a beautiful woman taking control would feel
>>63931933
>white people
>>63931937
This is the last cap btw lads.
She hasn't replied for a while.
Any ideas on what to say?
Can someone who has a working PC stick these screenshots together into one collage that does not exceed the file size limit for /sp/?
>>63931996
ask her what to put in your tinder profile
>>63931996
Don't do anything stupid
PS
>not saying anything each post
>just showing the screenshots
>no pre-post
>make it seem dark as fuck
Awesome story posting work Tbh I really felt it.
This thread is better 2bh
Daniel is in this thread RIGHT NOW and if you can't pick him out you are a SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING newcunt who should knit your socks
>>63932009
for what purpose?
>>63932036
I think you missed a few m8
>>63932036
>intro to /cric/ 101.PNG
>>63931943
humid
walkcunt on suicide watch
Your waifu a shit
>>63931845
there was a couple other lads at /uwa/ in here before and poodam goes to notre dame
>>63931847
>>63931854
were you at the WA vs VIC game on saturday?
elitespouter on handsome and intelligent watch
