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TOR:Leo Komarov scores two more in Leafs' victory
TOR:Garret Sparks sparks Leafs; shuts out Oilers
NYR:G Henrik Lundqvist marvelous in Rangers' win
NYR:Kevin Klein (muscle strain) exits game
TB:Tyler Johnson likely to play this week
SJ:Logan Couture skates Monday, still not ready
EDM:Connor McDavid happy to be ahead of schedule
COL:Roy expects Duchene (illness) to play Monday
NYI:Isles will use Thomas Greiss against Colorado
NYR:Rangers lose Derek Stepan for 4-6 weeks
MON:Carey Price out for six weeks due to LBI
MON:Report: Carey Price to have knee scoped Mon.
Boltys will win the cup!
nth for smuk and Serbian zoophilic sexual frustration
Make /hoc/ smuk again
>>63928119
people hit hard as fuck their growing brains and teeth are just more protected from flying pucks and getting boarded
rangers
who /caniac/ here
>>63928172
Good God, why don't they just play in giant inflatable balls then
Man up
>>63928172
What position does your son play and do you sit with all the other moms?
>>63928172
>full cages protect the brain
>this is a genuine americaitlyn hockey post
>ponek samefagging like a mad man itt
>crysbaby
>>63928232
why not just go full Lowe retard and not have a helmet at all they impede vision.
>>63928258
they protect better than normal helmets
>>63928238
I wear a cage because I value my teeth when I play rec league.
>canaCTEs are this triggered about safety advancements
Are the Devils elite?
Fun fact: The Metro division is the only division that has three teams will at least 30 points.
>>63928319
You're advocating for birdcages in the NHL?
>>63928374
yes since I care about player safety.
>>63928341
yes
>>63928391
>mfw I've been rused
God damn I'm so fucking gullible
>>63928341
go to sleep brian
What do you guys listen to when you're going to bed?
I listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuaaO35sP0A
>>63928341
go to sleeep bryan
>>63928319
>cages protect the brain
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA what the fuck man use your head
>>63928319
>I wear a cage because I value my teeth when I play rec league.
Have you noticed many people laughing at you
>>63928459
He can't, he never wore a cage
>>63928462
sorry I have seen too many guys get their grill or nose all fucked up to not want to wear a cage
>>63928423
you first ryan
>>63928462
Rec league tillys are the best.
>>63928492
>avoids answering the question
jej
confirmed for 10-ply soft
>>63928458
you first rian
>full cage at a rec league
WEW LAD
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A NECK PROTECTOR
HE WANTS TO GO FULL DUSTER
>>63928462
He probably hasn't noticed shit except metal bars and the other team celebrating
>>63928547
>>63928529
>>63928462
>>63928459
I don't know what it's like in Canadia, but in Wisconsin pretty much everyone wears cages.
>>63928623
>Bill is from WI
>is already the 2nd-highest-scoring WI player of all time
lel this explains a great deal
>>63928605
>canakeks dont practice with cages
>wonder why they play worse when they are not used to them
all the top USHL draft picks do just fine playing with them
>getting hurt is cool guys!!!! we all do it in a nonsense league nobody cares about!!
>>63928685
>proud of Special Olympics-tier junior hockey
wew
>>63928605
#BTFO
But then, what can we expect from a country whose most iconic athlete now goes by Caitlyn
>>63928691
Why don't you just play NHL 16 bro
Then you can have hockey action without any of those scary guys bumping into you
>>63928712
Pretty sure Michael Phelps still goes by Michael
>>63928680
No wonder an americaitlyn has never won a scoring trophy, they grew up unable to see the puck
>>63928765
>cantpucks fan
>shilling for Jew a hongcouver games
Not surprised desu
>>63928796
>yfw he's Michelle by the end of next year
>>63928847
>said no american playing hockey.jpg
>>63928544
thats not even a name
why do we trigger Canadians so much?
>>63928685
>>63928691
>I am scared of the puck
Just sit in the stands and clap then, you fat shits
>>63928872
It was actually intended as an insult, bro
>>63928895
Jealous of those beautiful green sweaters.
Don't worry, there's a new product for our American friends ITT
>>63928796
Ironically, Michael phelps has sex with trannies
>>63928712
Pretty sure Michael Jordan still goes by Michael.
>>63928887
>mfw 2 trans "women" are better athletes than any Canadian ever
>>63928966
Sweaters are pretty based to be honest, so is Jamie "the motherfucker" Benn
I wear a cage in adult league because I took a puck to the mouth and almost lost a tooth like 3 weeks ago.
>and no, people don't laugh at me because I'm actually good at hockey
>rec league is worth fucking up your face to be "manly"
Canadumbs everybody
>>63929078
I stopped reading at because, but congrats on coming out of the closet, which is the only logical way that sentence can end.
>>63929117
>ameriblobs are scared of the puck
Just wear a visor like a normal adult you autists
irl scrim canada vs usa?
>>63929022
>mfw Americaitlyns unironically glorify mentally ill homosexuals
>>63929117
>afraid of getting his makeup messed
kek lord alone knows how you deal with runs in your pantyhose
>>63929145
I'm pretty sure destroying Asians and Arabs is a hate crime in Canada
Guys I want to get into hockey but I'm overweight and too shy to talk to people to join a rec league.
I mean I can skate, and I can shoot the puck, but I'll probably get tired easily and will suck and basically make everyone on the team hate me.
What do I do?
>>63929145
Just give us the trophy now senpai
>>63929202
Get fit you fat fuck. also, do you wear a cage? This is important to the thread.
>>63929158
>mfw mentally ill homosexuals are better athletes than Canada will ever produce
How's it feel being lower than degenerates?
If I wore a cage with no reasoning I would get laughed at in the dressing room to be honest
Man up, Caitlyns, jesus
>>63929225
I probably would, because I'm not a retard who wants to break his jaw playing a childrens' game.
>>63929256
That's not very tolerant of your country men gordo
>>63929230
>running slightly faster than a housecat
>swimming slightly worse than a retarded sea otter with gout
>athletes
jej I see where your confusion stems from
Well, your sports-related confusing, not the gender identity issues
>Americaitlyns
>>63929256
It's weird how pussies always think they're "smarter" than everybody
I hope it helps them hold back the tears
>>63928085
horse fucker
>>63929141
No it's fine, I too thought I was a tough guy for playing with nothing over my face, but your sister won't kiss me if I lose any teeth :/
>>63929297
But you're not into girls, hence the birdcage to keep your dick sucking lips pristine
>>63929256
No, you get laughed at because you suck at hockey. If you weren't a complete dust bag you wouldn't have to worry about what equipment you are wearing
>>63929324
dont be mean to your sister
>>63929280
>canaslows
>cannotswims
sounds to me like you just can't produce athletes that don't participate in meme sports
>>63929280
>Sorry guys I can't play hockey today, I have to get my surgically removed because I got hit in the face with a slapshot.
>>63929340
>Get my eye surgically removed
FUCK
Pls don't bully.
>>63929324
>you're not into girls
Wew lad you sure got me. All this talk about safety reminds me of playing Canadian teams as a kid
>stop signs on your back because canadians are too stupid to understand that checking from behind is dangerous
>required neck guards
>>63929328
>he thinks he can compete with a cage
It's like handicapping yourself, and letting me know you're a fucking pussy
You would get rekt m8
>>63929340
>>63929360
>worried about losing an eye to a rec league slapshot
nigga could you BE any softer
>>63929367
Ok, apparently it's possible
leo komorov for a 2016 2nd round draft pick + Jake Virtanen
leafs/canucks trade
>>63929367
>Not allowing checking from behind
What are you some sort of pussy? Fucking man the fuck up. Why even wear a helmet at all? Shit slows you down.
>mfw I started this whole derail and triggered canaconcussions
>>63929393
>derail
from what exactly
>>63929367
Exactly
Only children are dumb and fragile enough to necessitate neck guards stop signs and birdcages
Children and americaitlyns, apparently
>>63929386
Daily reminder that Sid "the kid" Crosby wore a cage and he's one of the best players in the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9o4VJk3YQ
>>63929390
Jake Vartanen is shit
>mfw my school plays canadian schools every year
>mfw they get fucking destroyed like their sisters' vaginas
>mfw our guys wear cages and they wear visors
>mfw every game somebody from canada gets a slapper in the face
>>63929386
I've worn a cage, a visor and nothing. I like wearing nothing because I can see everything clearly, but when I have a cage on I literally have no fear. So I'd say that gives me an advantage ;)
>>63929405
>Crysby
jej
>>63929410
>things that never happened: the post
no things that never happened the post would be:
>The Vancouver canucks are Stanley cup champions
>>63929416
>being afraid when you don't have your head encased in armor
>>63929403
American hockey does not require neck guards, friend
>>63929416
So like I said
>scared of the puck.
>>63929417
Pretty sure it's some dude that played house teams and thinks that makes him good.
I've blown him the fuck out before.
>>63929439
Most guys with no cage won't block shots, or hold their hand over they're face if they do. I'll eat a clapper with no hesitation
Sup lads, check out my new warrior gear.
It will definitely give me and advantage because I will have no fear of the puck
>>63929443
>defending murder ice
>>63929481
I bet you wear shoulder pads to pickup hockey
>>63929481
MacT pls go
>>63929465
>only blocking shots if you've got a cage
>in a rec league
>>63929515
Shut the fuck up chink I doubt you even played travel
>>63929481
TOP HEH
>Americaitlyns
>mfw that anon gets a sex change so he doesn't take a hit in his tiny shrivelled balls
This thread really made me aware of how different Americans view hockey. Pretty cool
>>63929532
It's a meme sport nobody really cares about desu
Lol this guy has never played hockey
>laying out flat to block shots in a beer league
we movin up
>>63929529
>this anal ravagement
Maybe you should wear an ass guard before you post on /hoc/!
>>63929547
I know it's crazy. Kind of sucks it only attracts autists and homosexuals down there but ah well.
>>63929553
>he doesn't block shots
Fucking hoser I'll tell yeah
>>63929532
There are americans who literally only watch American Football and no other sport.
>>63929532
Right O, eh. Yeah those fag yankees and their cages really are gay. Getting hit in the face with a puck ain't too bad. Looking like me forever unless you have money is a good thing.
>>63929547
>"N..nobody r.. really cares about this sport"
Caitlyns.
>>63929573
You forget that we have healthcare, caitlyn
Shit is free my nigga
>>63929561
Maybe you should learn to skate before you start talking about hockey
>>63929579
Check the views Gordo
>>63929573
I wasn't even being insulting, just thought a different perspective was interesting. Go fuck yourself before I feed your intestines to your mother you fucking joke of a human
>>63929589
Free orthodontia?
No wonder Canada is a shit hole.
>>63929589
Good point desu. I'd be ok with losing a couple teeth if I didn't have to worry about buying new ones. Also I'm really enjoying this banter canadafriends, I'd still dust you all in a scrimmage
>>63929593
Did you wrap yourself in protective foam before you learned?
>>63929554
kys
>>63929614
>>63929589
>>63929621
>free
>11k a year
lol
>>63929630
Nope, I also didn't wrap my cock before entering your mother
>>63929614
>"Let's live in a country where I can either die from something small or pay $150,000"
Yeah, such a shithole
>>63929641
Damn sliced and diced.
This mother fucker right here
SHiiiiiiiieeeeet
Sometimes I forget how truly awful tripfags/Canadians really are
Then I visit /hoc/
>>63929641
>mfw I got absolutely bleeeown the fuck out
Well played
>>63929648
>not having insurance
Lmao at this pleb
100% covered get on my level nigga.
Top bantz lads
>>63929671
That's crazy your insurance is free
>>63929641
Riggedy rekt
>>63929595
>tfw hockii would have been huge if ESPN had not stopped broadcasting games.
>>63929694
And if Americans gave a fuck about it
>>63928895
Because when we see your shirts we think:
DUDE WEED
U
D
E
W
E
E
D
>>63929683
It's nice working for a big drug company
>>63929671
>"Get health insurance"
No need Caitlyn, no need.
>>63929707
Sinaloa or Los zetas?
>>63929694
I've been saying this for the past five years.
NBC is literally killing the NHL in the US. They have ridiculous no compete clauses, yet they barely show any games.
Unless you're in a hockey market, or you already care about the sport, you might hear about four or five games a year. If you're into the sport but don't want to pay extra to see all of your teams' games, you might catch 10 a year.
>>63929694
And if anybody cared, at all
>>63929711
It's nice of you to pay out for all the immigrants coming, they'll use a lot more than you ever will!
Nice fucking discussion, amerifats and canacuks
Euros are thehe cog of /hoc/
>>63929727
Yeah all 180 dodgers games are shown on TV here but I think I can only watch ~30 kings games with basic cable
>>63929723
I'm assuming those are cartels?
>>63929683
>muh "free" everything
Must be nice being poor and not paying taxes
>>63929733
Do you wear a cage Finn?
>>63929733
Shut your fucking pie hole you mongoloid cunt, answer the mandatory question before trying to shit up our glorious thread
>CAGED CUNT
>VISOR BIG GUY
>HELMET ONLY MASTER RACE
>OLD TIMEY HOCKEY GOD NO HELMET
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY YOU FUCKING KEK
>>63929764
I saw the Mexican flag and just assumed
>>63929781
Helmet only or old timey
>>63929788
Go to the optometrist, get your eyes checked
>for free
>>63929798
You fucking liar you don't even play hockey go back to bed
>>63929769
>Land of the free
>get a puck to the face in canada, don't pay anything and receive immediate care
>get a puck to the face in USA, 8,000$ to replace each tooth
Well no shit you guys want to look like a space marine while you play hockey
>>63929855
>receive immediate care
Lmao
>>63929855
This is accurate to be honest :/
how do I cure my sweater fetish hoc?
>>63929855
That must be why Canadians line up at the border to see American dentists
>>63929855
>walking down street in Canada
>moose rips a slapshot off your face
>trip on a native passed out on maple syrup and booze
>go to hospital
>DUDE WEED man denies you treatment because you aren't a muslim
>>63929910
noone does that for dentists you pay for dentists here
the american system benefits the wealthy but our system is better for the common person
theres no reason why the healthcare system should be left fully privatized and subject to the profit motive
>>63929865
No shit you'll get a dry socket before you can see a dentist in Chinada
>>63929924
This is accurate to be honest :/
>>63929924
>Unironically live in a country where they Trump is a front runner
>Making fun of another country
Pick one Caitlyn
>>63929934
desu if you have 300 million niggers your system would break too just like it will break under the "refugees" that truedoe is bringing in
>Post on /hoc/ with the trip "lol i trol u"
>Play beginner adult rec league hockey
>Team goes 0-12
>I have a -54 for the season with zero goals and zero assists
>I'm a man though because I don't wear a cage, in a league where pucks don't go higher than the shins
>Fucking Amerigods....
>>63929953
>unironically electing DUDE WEED: the candidate
>>63929953
At least Trump isn't a kuck
>>63929953
>being a vassal state of your more powerful neighbor
>1980
So which big name Oiler is going to be traded by the end of this season?
>yfw hoc dies because only swekucks and kanakucks speak arabic
>>63929659
There is currently a thread breaking /pol/
It's shitposting showdown between canada and australigaroo
I swear on my poutine we'll fucking rekt them
>>63929990
Go away were talking about hockey
>cantpucks getting shitted on by the c ucks
this is not your year at all.
>>63929999
>>63930000
>hoc almost found away again
>>63929953
>implying Trump is bad
>unironically supporting DUDE WEED LMAO man
kill yourself tbqf
>>63929963
Iet me introduce, Canada's new Prime Minister
DUDE WEED
Lads I drive a zamboni for a living ask me anything
>>63930002
>Nucks Year 2015-16
>being wrong about things
This is the yeariest of all our years
>>63930025
Wasn't that some "trick" he could do?
>>63929973
>mfw that girl in the webm went to my old school
thats some fucked up shit
>>63930036
is it hard to drive the zamboni? Could you fuck up the wood if you steered into the boards?
>>63930046
so some guy is lifting her up by the ass right?
>>63930050
Hard to learn, easy as fuck once you've been doing it for a while. I've hit the boards pretty hard a couple times, but never bad enough to damage anything. Also, I work at a practice rink for a NHL team so it's not just some shitty barn
>>63930068
the guy driving the Z at my AHL team looks stoned as fuck all the time and he waves to the kids and shit while driving
>>63930036
Are you ever tempted to leave the rink and go on a rampage through the streets?
>>63929990
Nuge for Seth Jones
Draft Chychrun
Buyout Ference & move Fayne
Recall Big Bo, Slipnslide, LaLegs
Re-sign Davidson, Pak, Nilsson & Brossoit
Hall - Draisaitl - Eberle
Pouliot - McDavid - Yakupov
Korpikoski - Lander - Pakarinen
Hendricks - Yakimov - Letestu
Slepyshev
Nurse - Sekera
Klefbom - Jones
Reinhart - Schultz
Davidson - LaLeggia
Nilsson
Brossoit
>>63930046
With the billions of webms of girls on the internet, it was bound to happen to somebody, friend.
>>63928623
I play beer league in Illinois Id say just a slight majority wear cages. I've been playing with a visor since I left hs hockey 4 years ago and only really been hit hard once with a helmate in the mouth
>>63930088
Pls respond, I need to go to sleep
>>63929924
>moose rips a slapshot
Underrated post lel
>>63930087
I've worked at a couple different rinks, and almost every driver I've met smokes on the job (including me ayyy lmao)
>>63928685
Ushl where 3 point visors senpai
>>63930088
Yes, but I value my job :(
>>63930102
>tfw had a crush in high school with freak tits who would jump up and down cheering
.tfw have yet to see a webm of her cheering at a college or laker game or something
>>63929999
Solid Gretzky dubs family
>Andrew 'I'd rather be c-uckold by Muslims than help out my team' Ference
>>63930200
Solid Minnesota dubs family
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Hey Mad Max, you up in Duluth rn? Wanna smoke a blunt?
>>63930042
He actually showed this trick to a famous Montreal journalist like 2-3 years ago and it never left him
He was talking about how his father used to goof around in official settings to make people laugh
I'm guessing his next party trick will be to pull out a blunt and light it up for the official closure picture of Paris summit
>>63930240
>mfw the Coyotes win the Stanley Cup
>yfw the tortorella jackets win the cup
>>63928173
Not even remotely true, the strawpoll had no, I don't want fuk_ponek to return as the winner
>>63930210
but he is already keked by Yak
>>63930346
>>63928173
http://strawpoll.me/5974962/r
>>63930251
Yo, can we do this weekend?
>>63930319
But I really want Auston Matthews to go to the Coyotes
Smuk was the best
>>63930416
Agreed, the memeconomy has suffered without him
>>63930416
>>63930426
>mfw fuk_ponek got bullied the fuck out and will never post again
FUCK YEAH
>>63930401
Tank this year, cup next year
>>63930443
>Canadians hate fun
Good thing you have shariah law I suppose
>>63930449
>Tank this year, cup next year
Careful, you may end up like the Oilers.
Sandwich
>>63930506
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
welcome to the first annual meeting of the friends of smuk_anok support group
I swear to god if Thomas Vanek's career were to have happened in the 70's he would have scored 400 points a year
>>63930542
Just put your name on you fuckin meme loving faggot
>>63930565
lol no, that faggot would've have been perpetually on injured reserve. He would not have handled battles in front of the net well.
>>63928085
Stars win the Cup this year.
>yfw
>>63930577
how many times do I have to say I'm not him? you seem obsessed tbqh f.a.m
>>63930602
Why you lyin
>>63930602
Smdhtbqhfamilia
>tfw can't even score on the laffs
FUCK
>>63930315
As a Canadian, I'm glad our Prime Minister understands the satisfaction watching a pretty boy with a french accent fall down some stairs
shit team
>>63930401
>yfw the Oilers bomb the season again and get Mathews
>>63930039
I Love how triggered you faggots get when your prove minister is mentioned
>>63930616
>>63930620
w-why doesn't anyone believe me
Can I put in a request for a mene?
>>63930380
Are 42% of us really mad at memes?
>>63930746
filter the tripfags
>>63930746
Hell, I didn't vote for him
And watching the slow creeping realization among my countrymen that this guy is actually, literally running the country is bitterly hilarious
It's like a real life version of this
>>63930848
I hope not senpai
>>63930542
kill yourself
>He lives in America
>He pays to live in America
>He willingly lives in America
>He chooses to be corporate livestock
>>63930993
>Being a faggot
/Hoc/ = Sheep + Smuk
>>63931024
if only, bro
those were the good times
>>63931029
shut up dubbs you faggot
>>63931017
>being a horse fucker
>>63931050
dont even bother
>>63931029
Why do you repeatedly post this?
>>63931050
Don't show this to the furries
>>63931088
i'm worried that the picture says _cisgender like it's some kind of rarity now
wew kid
>>63931029
>Kurri
Into the trash it goes.
>>63931111
>>63931111
holy shit
>>63931067
because everyone filtered his trip and continuing to post the same image is the only way stupid people like you respond
>>63931156
are you a computer babby? have you ever looked at strawpolls site and realized how open it leaves you to viruses? only underage fags open strawpolls its a pretty easy retard indicator
>>63931200
typing yes would have been quicker.
>>63931060
Thought this was from a movie or something at first then realized it was real, then kek'd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvX5dNdMK8
>white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7THpxqHp9lA
>mfw people non-ironically buy into these doomsday prophecies
>>63931481
>having cunts as friends
>>63931589
is it tru that in sweden you guys work like 6 hours a day including lunch break
>>63931661
8, excluding lunch breaks. But of course including smaller breaks a couple of times during the day.
The left party wants 6 hours though.
>>63931686
>mfw I used to work 11 hours, 5 days a week
>>63931822
Work hard, play hard.
Got a summer job where I work and live at the job for 7 days, then I'm free 7 days, work 7 etc.
Pretty sweet tbqh.
>>63931686
>The left party wants 6 hours though.
yea.. the thing about that sweden.. thats not going to work. you are not norway. you dont have a shit ton of natural resources
>>63931899
>trying to discuss politics in /hoc/ like anybody cares
lel
>you dont have a shit ton of natural resources
..
>mfw the kings win the stanley
>>63932086
Reminder that no kings "fan" have any idea of who Stanley was. Reminder that they don't even know if it was a mans first name or surname.
>>63932136
Pic taken by me
Too bad you have never visited Stanley in your life and too bad your wife is busy fucking a muslim and/or nigger right now
>>63932215
I think I can live without visiting a statue and/or grave.
Why do you americans think about muslims and blacks all the time?
>>63932247
I don't. I just think of it when I see your kuck flag
>>63932261
Do you like to think about it? Because there are often comments about penises, fucking and stuff like that when you mention them
>>63932287
>Kings fan
>Los Angeles Kings
>Los Angeles
>Actually American
This guy is one of the first going back in 2016 when Trump is elected
GOOD MORNING Quebec!
Here is your national anthem, if you ever get to be a state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4
>>63929141
KEK
#rekt
Which one do you think is the worst contract?
Seasons include this season.
Jason Pominville ($5.6M, 4 more seasons)
Suter/Parise ($7.5M, 10 more seasons)
Backstrom($3.4M, 1 more season)
I would personally rate them worst to least worst in descending order. Pominville and Backstrom are fucking the Wild in the ass right now but in the future Suter and Parise will fuck the Wild's ass sore.
1. Pominville
2. Backstrom
3. Suter/Parise
>>63929561
OHHHHHHHHHHH
the bantz
>>63929614
"we don't have free healthcare so we won't attract the inferior races"
>american "logic"
Remember that time you meme'd way too hard Binland?
>>63929957
>I believe the lies my masters tell me
>>63932481
Tbqh a goalie on the ice is better than a goalie that can't play because he is constantly fucked by injury.
>>63932489
>18-4-3 vs 13-8-1
Lel. Price gave them such a huge headstart that he can take time off and still end up top seed.
>>63930036
If I move to Canada, will a stadium hire me to do the same? It's a dream job, but I assume you 'd have further janitorial duties.
>>63932491
lel the only seed they'll get comes from the nigger dicks in their throats
>>63930959
>Bush is a really, really intelligent man and was a pretty good governor, honestly
I swear /hoc/ has the best trolls
>>63930887
didn't you say you were going to vote for him?
>>63929855
>Immediate care
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/christie-blatchford-ruling-in-twitter-harassment-trial-could-have-enormous-fallout-for-free-speech
>yfw you disagree with a woman on twitter in Canada
HEY
HEY GUYS
IS CAREY PRICE INJURED?
HOW MANY WEEKS IS HE ESTIMATED TO BE OUT?
THE NHL AND SPORTS MEDIA HASNT TOLD ME ENOUGH YET
>>63933145
Carey Price has a knee injury that will not require surgery and he will be out at least six weeks.
The real question is, are the Habs for real? Can they survive without Price?
>>63933172
They'll do okay because the least is fucking trash
>>63933312
Not as trash as the Pacific tbqh
test
>americaitlyns
>americages
This is hockey related btw
>>63933393
Maybe if you cup my balls the way I like when you suck me off I'll tell you what it's like to go to a Stanley Cup parade
>>63933354
I'm calling cops
>>63933411
>mad at cages
How can one country be so shit?
Embarrassing
>wake up
>/hoc/ ignoring greaseposts all morning
proud of you boys
>>63933433
>mad at greentext
>>63933625
>green at madtext
A team without a hockey team is the biggest meme sporting city in America. Face it you guys are no longer the meme champs.
>>63933680
wat
>>63933725
I meant a city without a hockey team is the biggest meme city in sports in America. /hoc/ is no longer the champs of the memes when a city without a hockey team can be the biggest meme city :^)
>>63933742
Which city are you referring to anon
>go to class
>start to shitpost on /hoc/
>you are banned
>check ban
>I never posted this
>was some dubs post on /hoc/
>some other faggot shitposting on /hoc/ besides me
Small world
>>63933972
>>63933972
>not realizing we all appreciate fresh maymays
who /teenagehockey/ here?
probably the worst team canada this decade tbH
Forwards:
Anthony Beauvillier, Rourke Chartier, Lawson Crouse, Michael Dal Colle, Travis Konecny, Mitch Marner, Nick Merkley, Brendan Pelini, Brayden Point, John Quenneville, Mitchell Stephens, Dylan Strome, Mathew Barzal
Defensemen:
Thomas Chabot, Jakob Chychrun, Travis Dermott, Haydn Fleury, Joe Hicketts, Noah Juulsen, Roland McKeown, Travis Sanheim.
Goalies:
Mackenzie Blackwood and Mason McDonald
What's your WJC roster looking like Finland? You are the hosts so don't disappoint.
Only 29€ to see Pulju and Laine at the WJC
bretty gud :DDDDD
>Haydn
>Mackenzie
Why do you have so many 11 year old girls, Fagada?
>>63934077
Funland :D
>>63934072
What's up with this čuckery canada
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 2h2 hours ago
Providence College D Jake Walman, a dual U.S.-CDN citizen who was ruled ineligible as American by IIHF, will be invited to Team CAN camp.
>>63934077
>not going to watch Aho
pleb
>>63934181
probably just gonna go see a bunch of flyers prospects tbqh lad
>tfw dog wins the vezina
>>63934072
>Canada:
Crouse - Strome - Marner
Dal Colle - Point - Konecny
Perlini - Barzal - Merkley
Beauvillier - Quenneville - Chartier
Hicketts - McKeown
Sanheim - Juulsen
Fleury - Chabot
Chychrun
Blackwood
McDonald
>Finland:
Laine - Hintz - Rantanen
Aho - Saarela - Puljujärvi
Kapanen - Nättinen - Repo
Lammikko - Honkanen - Hopponen
Tammela
Tuulola - Saarijärvi
Juolevi - Sopanen
Niku - Mikkola
Moberg
Vehviläinen
Kähkönen
>>63934072
>3 fwds selected even with Ho-Sang snubbed
Future's bright
>>63934228
>Snubbed
The guy has noone to blame but himself
Looks like our meme kit is doing well
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Scottish+team+rock+amazing+kilt+themed+uniforms&id=566884
>>63934251
Have to admit, that clan is GOAT as fuck, but Finnerty is having a bit of a shambles at the minute mate.
Looking forward to getting over to Braehead again on Dec 27th with the Giants
Dylan Larkin is the NHL rookie of the month for November, joining McMeme who was the rookie for October (not even a full month of hockey, kek)
This begs the question: how can one teenager be so based?
>>63934269
Our defence is shit desu We should have won a lot more game this season
I was actually going to go Belfast sometime next year when they are playing the Clan
>>63934269
BELFAST GIANTS
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>>63934293
He's good ol' Michigan boy
>tfw hoc will never embrace the EIHL
>>63934251
I like it
>tfw home all break
>tfw constant hockey with no interruptions
>>63934422
>mfw I had to google that
>>63934228
Have you actually watched Ho-Sang play before? It's like he's literally not on the ice when he doesn't have the puck. I haven't seen a player with off-puck play this bad ever.
If you think Semin/Yakupov etc, are bad, Ho-sang is on another level. One of the few prospects who I watched live a couple times and believed 100% he will never make the NHL.
>>63934592
That's actually kinda sad tbqh
>>63934592
Semin is elite though so not sure how this applies
Is it possible to choose an all star captain for each division without going full meme?
>>63934422
What an absolute pile of shit name for a hockey league
>>63934642
>Semin is elite though
When he wants to be.
>>63934653
Justin Faulk - Metropolitan
>>63934680
being on an irrelevant team makes him meme senpai
>>63934673
sure is
Should be the BHL or something
>>63929905
w2c this jersey???
wew
>>63930065
her left leg is behind the mirror caitlyn
>>63934749
It's time.
>>63934809
More like Bustamania
am i rite?
>>63934898
>4th round pick
>suprised when he's shit
wew lad
>>63934749
>serving a minor
That's illegal lad.
Who /kingscashandhuntingtonbeach/ here?
>>63934934
>getting this upset over a bust
wew lad
>>63934653
Dustin Brown. Pacific
>>63934898
This --> >>63934934
And he still is 6th in points and 4th in goals on the team. And it hasn't all been thanks to Datsyuk.
>Pulkkinen
6 goals while playing on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th lines
>Abdelkader
5 goals while playing on reosonable intact 1st line all season and making a ton of money. And three of those goals were all in the same game.
Pulky has been better bang for the buck this far tbqhf
>>63934749
>sabers
>>63934653
pacific, pavelski
central, toews
atlantic, pacioretty
metropolitan, ovechkin
>>63935144
>pacioretty
>ovechkin
meme as fuck tbqh
He's gonna win the Vezina desu senpaitachi.
>>63935144
>Toews
Lol no, he's not even projected to be in the All Star game.
Weber
Karlsson
Pavelski
Ovie
it's out
it's finally fucking out
>>63934898
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
PULKY IS SO SMART, HE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT
WHY HIT THE NET WHEN YOU CAN HIT THE BACK BOARDS -BEHIND- THE NET
ITS BRILLIANT
NO ONE CAN FIGURE OUT HIS GENIUS
>>63935179
>Atlantic
>implying it won't just be all Habs players and a meme "defenceman" from Snes
>>63935228
that's not antti raanta
>>63934898
Number of minutes played per point earned (only offense):
Tatar: 21
Larkin: 21.9
Zetterberg: 23
Franzen: 25
Pulkkinen: 25.5
Nyquist: 27.4
Abdelkader: 35.4
Richards: 41.7
Athanasiou: 53
Jurco: 53
Datsyuk: 58
Sheahan: 61.3
Helm: 89.6
Glendening: 121.6
Miller: 324
Andersson: -
>>63935294
> franzen
We should count total game time the team played
>>63935255
>Eastside Hockey
>Eastside
>East coast
>Eastern Conference
Why spend money on a game that's literally only about the worst conference and easiest conference to play on in all of sports?
Will Larkin make the Atlantic team
>>63935232
could be benn then.
>>63935313
Howdy diddlydoo there Reddit! May I also recommend hfboards for all your hockey information?
>>63935311
25 :^)
>>63935335
they probably won't take him over Zetterberg or Datsyuk
>>63935383
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>63935354
>Amerilard thinks the Leastern Conference is difficult near me
>Amerilard uses Reddit meme
>>63935313
There are literally no good western teams
>>63935313
>>63935398
r u a gay or something?
>>63935426
Nice counter-argument, m8
>>63935518
I was going to commend you on your fine taste.
>>63935410
Since the lockout a western conference team has won the stanley cup 7 times. Just face the facts, your conference(Eastern) is shit.
>>63935574
>losing to the Carolina Hurricanes
>>63935398
>Worstern Conference: 2 teams 30+ points
>Eastern Conference: 4 teams 30+ points
Wanna explain how your meme conference is the better one, Gordo?
>>63935673
>least beats up on shitty teams 5 times each season
>west has parity competition that makes it tough to farm points
>>63935673
Well since the >rags (a shit team with shit fans and a shit franchise in general) are in the least, they make the conference therefore shit.
>>63935673
>Wanna explain how your meme conference is the better one, Gordo?
Look at >>63935574
bud
>>63935722
lmao
>kings and hawks have won the last 4 cups
>played against each other all 3 years
the rest of cali and the state of hockey along with the eternal failure that is St. Louis mean absolutely nothing to anyone once the playoffs start
>tfw
>>63935747
>this somehow makes the least better
????
>>63935673
>Average points
>Leastern: 25.3125
>Bestern: 26.0714
>>63935722
>>63935697
Keep moving those goalposts, kiddies ;^)
>>63935783
The West also has more games played.
>>63935751
>americans
>walking
nice shop esteban
>>63935785
How bout we keep moving the Stanley to this side of the country?
>>63935821
Yeah, you're right. It's the Kongs turn this year, isn't it? ;^)
>>63935842
Well nobody in the least is gonna stop them that's for sure
>>63935812
>Games played
>Leastern:Total 382/16=23.875
>Bestern: Total 334/14= 23.857
>Leastern also worse at math
West actually has fewer GP, try again.
>>63935876
>le ebin rebbit maymay
glad to see you're already trying to cope with the loss
>>63935880
LEASTERN BTFO
BABBIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>63934935
That's how Seguin's stay in Boston got ruined. Free booze and coke.
>>63935819
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63928895
Dallas deserves a hockey team about as much as much as cailtyn jenner deserves more attention.
>>63929702
I'm from northern Minnesota, basically little Canada. This post applies to probably 47 of the 50 states.
>Publix enemy number 1
is sparkle going to be le meme hamburger man of this year?
>>63936223
shut the fuck up about publix holy shit you fucking autist
>>63936264
>literally mad at a grocery store
you could go to publix abd buy some of this
>>63936195
don't be salty just cause your former team moved to a shit hockey market and won a cup
the wild will win one too when they relocate to albuquerque
>>63936289
I'm mad you being a retard, not your stupid meme store
>>63936300
I think you're confusing me with the first guy
>tfw komarov is the leafs top offensive threat
>>63935751
>literally december in michigan
>its 40 degrees
HELP
>>63936264
>>63936300
you right now desu senpai
>>63936350
>literally december on the entire earth
>>63936350
That's pretty cold f@m
>>63936413
>fahrenheit
digusting. feel free to join the 1st world anytime now
>>63933145
>>63933172
Media here reported a meniscus tear btw
>>63936432
>America junior mad at numbers
Color me surprised
who /cold/ here
>>63936298
Touche, anon. Not salty, just glad to have hockey back.
>hurr durr state of hockey has no cups
>check what percentage of US born players come from Minnesota
>that's why we're the state of hockey
>>63936530
>being Sarah Palin's autistic child and posting on /hoc/
>>63936587
I might be one of the few people here not from Minnesota that thinks it's pretty rad that a whole state is that into hockey. I am jelz of that level of fandom statewide and wish more markets were that passionate about the sport.
>>63936432
>mad
>at
>temperature scales
>>63936651
they're into college hockey though which is the ultimate fucking meme
>>63936651
>tfw spring break always lines up with the state tourney
>tfw packed house and student sections
>tfw games are always fun as fuck
>>63936666
College hockey can be pretty based.
>>63936666
Satan knows what's up
>there are people posting right now that are mad at someone being mad
>>63936413
>40
>cold
>>63936666
It's fun as hell and you get together with your buds to watch your classmates play.
I'm sorry you don't have school spirit anon, you're missing out
>>63936730
>amateur sports
>absolute dogshit quality of play
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but its fun!!
so are beer leagues
>>63936773
>mad
>at school sports
I'm sorry you were bullied in high school.
>>63936773
Faggot who can't skate detected
>>63936710
40 is fuckin freezing m8
>>63936792
>>63936802
Minnesota defense force in here
>>63936413
not cold enough!
>>63936844
it's literally not.. are you dumb?
>>63936875
>mad at non-literal adjectives
>>63936895
I'm not even that guy though desu college hockey is just poo
>>63936792
sorry i'd rather watch actual professionals play than meme college kids
hell even the juniors are far superior to the utter shitshow that is american college hockey
>>63936919
nobody here said it was good or bad. We said it was fun and Mr no fun allowed over there >>63936929
got all booty blasted cause his school doesn't have hockey
>>63936938
fun to watch or play? because I'm pretty sure you said it's fun to watch, which it isn't family
>and then he said he wears a full cage
we /fantasyhockey/ here?
>>63936938
>it's fun to watch bad hockey
no it isn't senpai
>>63936964
I expect this kind of attitude from people that don't grow up around hockey and become an nhl fan later.
>>63937211
This pretty much
>>63937211
i grew up playing hockey and played it until college when i got too lazy
it's fun to play but watching it is only enjoyable if i'm drunk as shit, otherwise i'd rather watch the nhl 10 out of 10 times
>>63937211
epic
memes
MEMES
>MUH DYNASTY
>>63937398
yes hello
>>63936844
-15 with wind chill is cold dude. 40 is mild.
>>63937440
Hi binny
>>63937472
how's your team doing?
sup faggots
>>63937506
Terrible :(
>>63937523
>islels
>devlels
relocation when
>>63937642
Quebec City Diables
Quebec City Ouragans
Québec CIty Panthères
>tfw the devils get relocated to kansas
>tfw no one notices because they have no fans
>>63937506
Not bad enough to get better and not good enough to be a contender.
TFW Cap Hell.
>>63937641
>>63937682
Too bad.
On the plus side, Jokerit are doing breddy guud.
>>63937667
Silly monkey
ϲυϲk tbհ fαm smհ
Mild a shit
Look em
>>63937667
Can't be worse than panthers
>>63937704
lmao look at that fucking clown Mongol
>>63937759
I don't know, it's pretty close
>>63937759
Nice cherry picking, this was during a Nor'easter
>>63937704
possibly the greatest logo and jerseys in sports
>>63937667
rofl witness dat reproducing primate
>>63937759
soon you'll be able to rent the entire panthers team to play at your local rink
barkov himself will teach you how to skate and writes about you on his autistic blog
don't tell me that's not great
>>63937884
Link to blog pls
>>63937897
absolutely
http://www.aleksanderbarkov16.com/category/news/
>>63937884
who cares this much about the panthers lol
>>63937903
dear god
>>63937884
that's straight up prostitution to sell tickects
>>63928712
Dwayne Gretsky still goes by Dwayne though senpai
>>63937903
bretty gud blog desu
>>63928942
High test
>>63937903
Keep in mind, he works hard, but he plays harder.
>>63937983
High desperation
>>63937903
>Finnish blogtending
>>63937996
kek, and that video is him lightly jogging
they have a fun team, I'm sure quebec could appreciate them more
>>63937903
what the hell is going on here. :DDD
>>63933781
Kansas City with the chiefs and royals both huge meme teams only rising up in meme stock.
>>63938147
He's actually kind of adorable in his post game interviews :3
>>63937866
you mean fornicating
>>63937903
What the fuck
>>63937903
atleast he will make a killer commentator after his career :D
Please make next /hoc/ an austistic Barkov blog edition
>>63938405
Don't say that, now some autist is gonna make it like 10 minutes early
>>63938444
checked
>>63937667
lookat this fucking monkey lol
>>63938420
>minutes
posts
>>63938420
NEW THREAD
>>63938668
>>63938668
>>63938668
NEW THREAD
>>63937667
Delightful! Behold this ponderous primate
>>63932473
Spending all of your money on ridiculous programs and turning into one of the poorest countries in the world is not a good idea, Greece. I would think you would have learned that.
>>63940268
>>63940268
>>63940268
Blue Jackets @ Canadians thread
who should I bandwagon
>>63942639
rangers
>>63937884
this is like Flint Tropics levels of sad
