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CIN:Report: No structural damage in Eifert's neck
ARZ:Glazer: Chris Johnson has a fractured tibia
SEA:Seahawks place Jimmy Graham (knee) on I.R.
NE:Schefter: Gronk likely to miss multiple weeks
MIA:Rishard Matthews has 'multiple' broken ribs
IND:Pagano: 32-year-old RB Gore is 'beat to crap'
ARZ:David Johnson expected to start against Rams
NE:Report: Gronkowski week to week with bruise
DEN:Report: Peyton won't be back 'anytime soon'
NYG:Coughlin: Geoff Schwartz will be headed to IR
ARZ:Chris Johnson spotted with 'significant limp'
SEA:Carroll says Graham should be ready for 2016
The Titans will beat the Patriots on december 20th
42 - 27
THIS THREAD IS KC TIRE
>tfw life is eternal suffering
>NFC Least
>>63927851
FUCK NO YOU WONT GIVE HOUSTON BACK THEIR HISTORY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!
>>63927858
GIVE BACK HISTORY YOU'RE CURSED!!!
>>63927875
NO U GET OVER IT
>>63927860
>smeth
>dragon TDs
Is he, dare I say it, objectively and statistically a top 15 QB? Is it even debatable?
>>63927875
>trash franchise wanting old franchise trash
Kekkity kek
>>63927875
Why does Houston want their history back? Do they miss David Carr that much?
>>63927884
I DONT HAVE TO GET OVER SHIT, IM NOT CURSED FAGGOT.
>>63927875
>mfw the Texans defense is playing good enough to almost make it to the playoffs but not good enough to land that franchise quarterback
enjoy another 7-9 - 9-7 season and never getting to the next level while the Titans bomb tactically getting all the pieces they need together before making that super bowl push
>>63927917
>>63927923
DONT YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT BASED CAMPBELL
HE GAVE HIS LEGS FOR THIS CITY ONLY TO FIND OUT ADAMS WAS ACTUALLY A DOUBLE NIGGER AND WARREN MOON WAS A WHITE MAN!
>>63927940
>tactically bomb
No man, they're trying really hard and they still suck.
>>63927957
Who? Sorry I'm a Titans fan and I'm not sure who Campbell is. I thought he played Defense for the Florida Panthers?
>>63927940
>PUTS PIECES TOGETHER
>THEY DONT WIN SUPERBOWL
GOOD OLE ADAMS FIRE SALE, MARIOTA TRADED TO THE IGGS.
I CANT WAIT.
The Seattle Seahawks will make the owl for the 3rd time in a row and win a 2nd Lombardi
literally nothing you haters can do to stop us
>>63928007
>Nirvana
>not glorious Mudhoney
bandwagon confirmed
>tfw comfy warm sweater from grandma
>tfw post workout toke
>tfw lose 1st RB for remaining season and 2nd RB for at least a week
>tfw still comfy
>>63927970
Trying hard with a shitty coach, it's tactically bombing whether they know it or not
Say Sean Payton, John Harbaugh, Hue Jackson, or Sean Mcdermott became the coach for the Titans matched up with Joey Bosa or Derrick Henry
It's immediately playoff contention
Mariota is already playing at a level where he can almost carry a team to a win when his top Wrs are out and no run game can be established.
It's only a matter of time really
>>63927982
Adams is dead
1. Antonio Brown
2. DeAndre Hopkins
3. Odell Beckham Jr
4. Julio Jones
5. Allen Robinson
6. Larry Fitzpatrick
7. Brandon Marshall
8. Amari Cooper
9. Calvin Johnson
10. AJ Green
>>63928034
Why not oldschool Queensryche? They had good music.
>tfw had a job interview today
>tfw might not be neet anymore :(
>>63928090
>playoff contention
You know, I forgot for a second that the AFC South isn't a fucking joke. They need to fix that OLine before they do anything and then they can talk contention. And get someone that Mariota can throw to that isn't named Walker or Wright.
>>63928090
BUT HIS CURSE LIVES ON.
JUST DO WHATS RIGHT SO YOU CAN WIN.
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Davis goes down and the Browns are forced to play Johnny Football next game or something while McCown is also ded. Get fucked Cleveland, the kid likes to party and there's nothing wrong with that. He's young let him be as long as he's good at being a QB.
Huge system baby.
-
Roger Staubach
Tom Brady
Joe Montana
Bart Starr
-
Somewhat a system baby.
-
Steve Young
Terry Bradshaw
Aaron Rodgers
-
Not much of a system baby.
-
Drew Brees
Dan Marino
-
Not at all a system baby
-
John Elway
Peyton Manning
Brett Favre
-
He is the system
-
Eli Manning
Can anyone post the Vikings nuts on the head of the packer picture plz?
>>63928136
I mean, the guy found something to do in Cleveland and party there. Well shit.
>>63928132
The only curse that I know about is the myriad of curses the doctor laid on your mother for forcing him to deliver you when you were born.
Do they take Steve Levy just to say that line about sportscenter?
>>63928128
Honestly I think Mariota can make it work with what we have now
I'm not saying they're good, but he can win a game if there's a reliable running back
>>63928132
The curse will be broken when the family sells the franchise this offseason, as it stands a woman is the owner.
Girls don't know football and I'm sure Webster is fuckign her to keep his job
>>63928175
DAMN YOU HAVE SHIT ENGLISH.
ANYWAYS CURSE IS ON YOU IM HERE TO SHITPOST AND WATCH MY TEAM BTFO YOUR TEAM.
>tfw got bench press up to 265 for 5
good day bros
>>63928243
>reliable running back
The Oline is shit, stop arguing against it. It's shit. The black guy from Alabama is a bust and aside from Lewan the line is populated with nobodies. Come on man.
>>63928249
What team do you support again? I feel bad for them.
>>63928243
FUCK YES, WE CAN SUE THE OWNER FOR OUR FUCKING HISTORY AND YOU CAN TAKE THOSE ABOMINATION "RING OF FAMERS" DOWN.
>>63928282
PATRIOTS
>>63928282
yeah but Mariota has 16 touchdowns and 1 interception against the blitz
We must feed his anxiety and stress
Throwing picks on offensive line isn't something you do though when you're losing hardcore like they are
You do that when you're 8-8 and have your all stars on the roster
If I had to pick between Joey Bosa, Derrick Henry, or a top 10 O lineman I'd pick the formers
I'll leave it to the free agent if anything
All aboard the tank boys.
>>63928301
Well no shit you'll beat the Titans, you've beat them for at least the past decade. What else is new dumbass? Jesus, are you really going to try to talk up beating up the Titans? I mean really, I get that you're upset because you lost to Brock fucking Osweiler, but the Titans? Seriously? That's who you're going to beat your chest to beating? The Titans? The team that 75% of the time /sp/ forgets exists?
Seriously?
>>63928402
>feed his anxiety and stress
I'm not saying don't go with the Defense, but they need an Oline otherwise Mariota is going to get killed. And Webster has been garbage at Free Agency man.
>>63928478
IM A TEXANS FAN DUMBASS.
BUT THAT WAS FUNNY 7/10
>>63928478
He's probably going to get fired this offseason and then the purging will happen
Hopefully they'll get a good coach
http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/the-unkillable-kansas-city-chiefs-20151130
>>63928550
He better get fired. DGB and Sankey are hot garbage and Justin Harper has no business being on that roster. Fucking headcase.
>>63928521
I don't pay attention to /nfl/ often but keep that copypasta in mind for when Patsfags do try to hype up beating the Titans because they will and they'll be retarded and it'll be hilarious robbing them of that victory.
Holy fucking shit
>Browns
That's such a Cleveland way to lose, ouch.
>BROWNS
Was this the most >browns ending ever?
>>63928521
I'm pretty sure that you, me and that Deep Steel guy are the only Texans fans on this god forsaken board.
Sneak is such a kind poster and it makes me sad that asshole bandwagoners like Mayo and MileHigh get to win while good men like Sneak suffer :<
>Browns
>>63928863
Post power rankings fuckface
NFL General
>Kick Six edition
>>63929001
I think you're right.
Every once in a while anonymous posts about the Texas. And I'm like, NEAT anon the 3rd Texan tripfag is here.
>The New England Patriots cut wide receiver Chris Harper after his botched punt return against the Denver Broncos on Sunday
SAVAGE
>>63929135
ouch
Honestly Browns fans should be celebrating, you don't want to win any more games this year.
>>63928550
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
nth for KICK SIX
Browns webm pls, thanks.
That was fucking hilarious.
Congrats on 3-8 Ravens, great season.
>>63928550
Sneak's Official Post Week 12 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Panthers (+1)
2. Patriots (-1)
3. Cardinals
4. Broncos (+1)
5. Bengals (-1)
6. Seahawks (+2)
7. Vikings (+2)
8. Colts (+3)
9. Chiefs (+3)
10. Steelers (-4)
11. Bills (+3)
12. Texans (+3)
13. Jets (+3)
14. Redskins (+3)
15. Giants (-5)
16. Packers (-9)
17. Falcons (-4)
18. Raiders (+1)
19. Lions (+6)
20. Bears (+6)
21. Rams (-3)
22. Bucs (-2)
23. Dolphins (-2)
24. Chargers (+6)
25. Jaguars (-3)
26. Ravens (+2)
27. Eagles (-4)
28. Saints (-4)
29. Cowboys (-2)
30. 49ers (-1)
31. Titans
32. Browns
>>63929201
post football up your butt please :3
>>63929201
Football up ass like you said
@RapSheet 3m3 minutes ago
In non-MNF news, an MRI confirmed that #Chiefs OLB Justin Houston has a sprained PCL, source said. He's week-to-week, could miss some time.
How can one franchise be so unlucky?
I just spent my night in this factory of sadness, and I paid to do it. Fuck.
>>63929221
>Vikings that low
fuck off racist
>>63928007
Why a hamster
>>63929221
>Seahawks over Vikings
I'm not a fan of either but what the fuck?!
Why does the NFL insist on ruining its own product?
>>63929247
I hope you got the tickets second hand because apparently they were going for preseason prices.
>>63929201
where is the football? up your ass yet?
>>63929247
Thanks for the laughs m8 that was awesome
>>63929247
Don't care
>>63929221
>Every team after #7
damn that's a steep drop
>>63929135
I would expect nothing else from BB
>>63929251
I'm a Seahawks fan and I agree with you.
Browns fan everywhere are calling for encroachment and that Hill stepped out of bounds.
Too bad the coaches sideline wasn't complaining afterwards.
>>63929247
Season ticket holder.
>>63929287
He didn't step out. The webm will be posted soon
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
I just want to see my favorite team have a good season for once.
pls god why do u do this to us
>>63929275
If you're not going to follow through on your word and put a football up your ass just stop posting please. You contribute nothing to threads.
>>63928268
Big weight mi amigo
>tfw not watching MNF because I thought it would be unwatchable
>tfw get ESPN notification about the final play
>tfw laughing at Browning but sad I didn't see /sp/'s memeing live
>>63928268
Good on ya man
>>63928402
>Derrick Henry
>wanting an Alabama runningback
>>63929253
>patsfags still not releasing the irony of crying about unfairness
your entire dynasty is built on refball and cheating stop shitting up humanity with your opinions
>>63928268
GOTTA EAT BIG CMON
265 NOW
305 NEXT WEEK CMON
>>63929349
>releasing
how long until you graduate middle school m8?
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>63929221
>4. Broncos
>5. Bengals
>there's still three weeks before we get to see these two play
>>63929346
Eddie Lacy is good
Derrick Henry is a fucking monster though
He's 6'3 244 and last alabama training camp he ran a 4.50
Tell me what's wrong with that again?
>>63929308
Exactly. I've also had to state that that "penalty" wouldn't have been encroachment anyways, didn't cause movement on the o line and he jumped right back. Barely crossed the line. Happens all the time of special teams.
>my team is once again too good to have a top pick and too bad too even challenge for a wild card spot in a mediocre afc
I want Denver to end up with McCaffrey, just because this team is already riding the feel-good history story for better or for worse
>>63929001
>>63929098
no theres me too dont worry
>>63929318
it was a fucking great game man, it had everything
>schaub pick 6
>McClown gets hurt AGAIN
>manzlel gets skipped over for Austin
>schaub another pick
>crazy drive by backup to tie it at 27 with 2 minutes left
>4 (FOUR) lead changes in the final two minutes
>schaub another pick at the 50
>browns get to field goal range but qb scrambles and does the dumbest slide ever
>still have a long fg chance to win it
>kick 6
my fucking sides
>>63929469
Encroachment would only be called if he made contact with an opposing team's player.
>the city of lake being a backpedaling faggot
>>63929349
>"It's fine only if it's against the Pats! Totally fair!"
Look at this dumbass. The Jewdell-led NFL has been pushing its >muh integrity in football, yet have ruined a shit ton of games because of piss-poor officiating. Every team has gotten fucked, but it's only okay to be displeased when it's the 31 other teams, right? And with how the organization has treated the Patriots in the recent past, it makes you wonder why so many bad calls have been made against them this season. And the thing is the NFL doesn't give a SHIT about the bad officiating, except a "whoops lol". The whole integrity thing is stupid imo, but they should focus on that a lot more than seeing who smoked weed or did something in their personal life.
As for last night's game, I'm not going to blame it all on the officiating (looking at you Harper Stone Hands and McDaniels/Brady for not killing the clock), but it did have an effect on the outcome.
some anon lost 50 bucks betting on the browns. Sorry anon, but you deserve to lose your money. Never bet on the browns unless you bet on them to lose.
>>63929409
I actually feel some pity for cleveland.
>then I remember what they did with lebron
>>63929489
did matt literally poop his pants?
>>63929440
4.5 is slow as fuck for an NFL running back.
Clowney is 6'5, 266 lbs and runs a 4.5
>>63929520
yes.
>>63929521
>Clowney is 6'5, 266 lbs and runs a 4.5
too bad he's a bust
>>63929469
It's crazy how often defenders are allowed to get back on their side of the line of scrimmage, it must be harder than it seems to get the snap off but at the same time it seems like something centers should have down pat.
Anyone have that pic of the Viking balls on the packer head making him say skol?
Why is Lake allowed to post here anymore? Literally nobody like you fagggot.
>>63929382
Are Kansas City fans really this fucking delusional? Really? You win a fucking World Series and think you're shit city's sports teams are world class franchises?
The Chiefs are overachieving so hard right now, I cannot wait for you fucks to get eliminated in the 1st round of this year's wildcard game AGAIN, just as you do every time you make it to the playoffs.
Fuck off with this delusional bullshit.
>>63929490
Don't blame the NFL.
Blame the literal sport of Football for shit officiating. Don't you remember the strike a few years back, when we had the college crews come out? Was that any better than what we have now?
Besides, the officiating in football has always been shit.
The games today are getting harder and harder to call as plays happen faster and rules become more well-known to the public. Along with the fact that we have a multitude of amazing cameras and at home we can watch replay after replay for days after the plays happen, we simply see the shitty plays more often and more clearly.
Combine this with the fact that fans fucking HATE long delays to look at replays, and you have a staff of refs that have no choices. They have to make a judgment call quickly, and they have to check the replay quickly. And that's not even taking into account all of the things they can't see, or simply missed.
The one saving grace is that at least all teams are getting the same shitty crews making the same shitty calls on both sides. Until we become advanced enough to have every play instantaneously reviewed by computers/robots/some shit, we will just have to deal with the fact that our favorite teams' seasons can be impacted by the shittiness of actual human beings.
But hey, at least it's not as bad as the officiating in the NBA right? That shit's rigged as fuck.
This is the 42nd #Browns last-minute loss since 1999 and the 22nd time it has happened on the last play.
>i thought the dolphins had it bad
>>63929643
>people STILL reply to the Chiefs playoffs pasta
>>63929661
>12 rushing yards
post >browns moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfUBG0pKjk
>>63929643
>Taking the bait this hard
Not him but holy shit, this pasta's been here since the offseason, buddy.
>>63929521
Yeah except you don't need to be all that fast to be a runningback
Lynch ran a 4.46, Peterson 4.4, Forte 4.46, Mccoy 4.45
Give the dude an extra 40 lbs of muscle for a .05 speed difference and yeah the dude is a fucking monstrosity
He's as big as half the linebackers, and strong as an ox, it's stupid to argue that this guy isn't going to be great in the NFL
>>63929685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx8O5-4xiDw
>>63929643
U 8 the b8 m8
made some fresh off the oven OC for that blocked kick tonight
https://youtu.be/kW6x4Hd6z38
>>63929674
>>63929696
>>63929710
> implying KC fans aren't delusional as fuck
check this shit out f4m
https://twitter.com/ViewsFromJay/status/671543990806679552
>GRONK DINDU NUFFIN!!!!
>>63929440
Isn't it kind of a bad thing for a running back to be so tall? The only one I can think of off hand is Latavius Murray and he's terrible unless he's in space.
>>63929715
i like it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dtnp0oaWrrc
>>63929685
>priest holmes 22 car 122 yds 4 TD, tony gonzalez 5 rec 87 yds TD, dante hall 192 kick return yards
man i miss the early 2000s. that was like the average statline for a chiefs game back then
>>63929722
the chiefs are making the playoffs, that's undisputed.
>>63929722
Nobody has once denied that KC fans are some of the most delusional in sports, but this has been posted since before the Royals had even been in the All-Star break. Saying they got cocky because they won a Worlds Eries is untrue, simply because they've been cocky from the start.
>>63929650
>Don't you remember the strike a few years back, when we had the college crews come out? Was that any better than what we have now?
That was such a horrible time to be a football fan.
And true on everything else you said, it's bad enough that the game has so many pauses and commercial breaks, forcing the refs to review every bad call would mean a slower game. 3(three) hours for 1(ONE) hour of gameplay? Shit's gay af senpai tbqh
Only thing that comes to mind is having a set of yes ontop to actual view the replays and contact refs asap so they can make the right call. Oh well
>not as bad as NBA
Holy shit this. What annoys me the most is when they release a statement of calls they got right and which they fucked up after a game.
>>63929732
explains why he's always making that face
>>63929201
>Matt Ryan
>>63929682
shut up I hope this season ended already. this is the most mindnumbing season ever.
>tannehill is shit like the rest of the 19 other qbs since marino
>defense that was called elite is in the bottom of the league
>line is shitty just like the past decade
>head coach, dc, oc all get fired half way through the season
>0-5 and losing by an average of 20ppg to division rivals
what else am I missing?
>>63929783
haha what the fuck, usually the twitters just stay quiet when something like that happens
>>63929800
grimes is declining ):
ayy lmao?
>Clowney isn't playing like absolute dogshit
>this is what people actually believe
>>63928140
>not System of a Downs
>Eli Manning
>>63929800
I wouldn't say Tannehill is shit he's just mediocre. He could be an okay game manager
>>63929800
you get to play the patriots one last time to close it all out
>>63929800
What about paying NiggerKong Suh millions?
>>63929800
Don't forget
>Tannelel owed $77 million dollars through 2020
>Ever giving N-DonkeyKong Suh $114 million dollars
Enjoy being shit for another 7 years
>>63929841
>I wouldn't say Tannehill is shit he's just mediocre. He could be an okay game manager
IMAGINE how good the team would have to be around him to win an Owl. Dolphins fans should be sad
Browns fans are STILL crying over no offsides called.
Jesus they're stupid.
>>63929744
Peterson is 6'2 and Gurley is 6'1
It's not bad at all if they have a big build, most 6'3 players are usually linebackers because their coaches told them to play it in high school
Henry is just a freakishly huge athletic beast. As it stands he's 6'3 244lbs but can trim down to 230 and be as fast as AP and still have 20 lbs of muscle on him
he's an extremely bright prospect to me. It's either Henry or Bosa for the Titans. Leaning on Bosa since he can stop the run and rush the passer.
>>63929890
fucking faggots
>>63929873
no I am not sad at all. I am apathetic. (hence the name)
I have seen this shit already for a decade. It cant get much worse than this.
>>63929848
>>63929871
yeah that but I didnt mention that because suh is supposedly playing ok. But oh yeah
>the current gm is the same gm that sunk the jest franchise
really I can emphasize enough how shitty of an owner stephan ross is
>>63929896
so why don't you tell me what you're doing here
>>63929841
You're wrong, he's essentially a game manager now and still manages to make really really fucking dumb rookie tier mistakes constantly. He's just not a very good QB and even if he's not like Kaepernick tier failing he shouldn't be starting right now for how awful he's been playing.
>>63929841
you don't pay game managers 20 million a year
>mfw Cleveland cleaves and Matt Ryan Ryans
Brock, Haselbeck, Schaub and Cam > Tom Brady
>inb4 muh stats
wins are more important
Just watching the replay of the kek6. Browns should be ashamed, the fucking based ass kicker sacrificed himself and took out like 4 blockers and nobody had the angle on Hill.
God Damnit.
>>63929940
that's just how shit the QB market is now thanks to >$120 million
Jesus Christ Cleveland fans have more excuses than they do wins this season.
What was the best year officiating, rule wise, etc, in the NFL.
>>63929965
Are you glad your team just fucked itself out of Hargreaves?
>>63929921
you know if you take away that bizarre texans game he hasn't actually had a 'good' game this year and would be bottom 5 of the league in almost every stat
ahahaha the Browns
>>63929996
No one remembers the good, they only remember the bad. Reffing fucking sucks
>>63929978
I remember doing angle drills in high school. If you chose a shitty angle then they were gonna run right past you. If not all 11 defenders cut infront of the runner, we had to do the drill again. The fatties were ALWAYS the last to run around the RB in those drills.
>>63930000
I laffed. 10/10 post.
also checked
>>63930000
Checked
>>63930000
>leaveland
>beat the patriots
>still rank them above the team that beat them
>>63930040
Denver didn't beat the Patriots though, the refs won that game.
>>63930051
10-1
Vikings balls on the head plz? I need that photo!
>>63930051
>muh refball
>>63930051
You win some you lose some. That's how calls go in the NFL. I wouldn't expect a fairweather fan to understand but you'll get it eventually.
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>>63930040
I still think the Patriots beat the Broncos on a neutral field at least 6 times out of 10, so i'd rank the Pats higher than the Broncos
>>63930074
Ridiculous.
>>63930051
>complaining about refball in 2015
Seriously the officiating in this game is always fucking shoddy at best
Half the time there's bullshit penalties on both teams
I could easily say PHANTOM HOLDING TITANS ARE 3-8, but they still lost and will continue to lose. Take your loss you pussy ass bitch
>>63930070
>i'm not even a pats fan
>we were cheated out
Guys, I feel bad for the Browns.
>>63930056
>>63930062
I'm not even a Pats fan and it was pretty clear they were cheated out of that win though you have to admit.
so what do the Browns do with the top pick?
>>63930070
>this nigga
>>63930095
Bitch just own up to being a pats fan
>>63930097
>draft a QB who doesn't belong anywhere near 1st round
>surround him with a shit team
>call him the saviour of the franchise
>dump him after 2 years of being shit
>>63930000
Stay kucked Cleveland you fucks
>>63930033
noice
>>63930051
nice false flagging
>>63930097
Draft another QB. It's like clockwork
>>63930097
Draft Cardale Jones and continue to be shit
Post your favorite player on your team
>>63930097
Draft a black QB this time so the media won't be able to make fun of you for doing
>>63930146
Is Spencer Ware elite, pham?
>>63930146
PRESS F TO SHOW RESPECT
>>63930173
makes sense
>>63930146
Why don't players wear these neato visors on gameday?
>>63930146
>tfw a niners fan and my favorite player is derek carr
b-bowman is kind of ok I guess
>>63930146
Eifert honorable mention atm
>don't need to wipe after taking a shit
>>63930129
rinse and repeat for the Browns
>>63930209
>>>/reddit/
Is Brian Hoyer gay?
Does it make him elite like Rodgers?
>>63930189
F
>I will never eat birthday cake with Bo Jackson
>>63930146
>>63930146
>>63930146
The white guy of course
>>63930189
F
>>63930147
Lel this.
>>63930201
Goodell, probably
> mad
threadly reminder that the philadelphia eagles are drafting paxton lynch in the first round of the 2016 NFL draft
>>63930199
My favorite player is a future HOF linebacker. Explain what you are getting at with your smart ass comment.
>>63930301
Is he another maymay QB like Garropolo and Manziel?
>>63930146
meh, they all suck tbqh
>>63930316
No he's a real QB. That's why the Iggles wont actually touch him.
It would be a great move.
>>63930146
Capt. Kirk
>>63930320
not jordy nelson apparently
>>63930320
you really are such a fag, Snu-Snu
>>63930301
Drafting a small school QB only works if his name rhymes with Flo Jacko
>>63930336
Rodgers babby
>>63930236
What's your input?
>>63930348
if anything this season has proven the exact opposite
>>63930301
Nah, they're the #1 potential landing spot for Kaepernick, they aren't drafting a QB this year unless it's in the 4th round or later.
>>63930297
>being a browns fan in the first place
Kek, why even get mad at this point? What do they really expect?
>>63930146
also
>>63930347
>joe flacco
>"working" in the "good QB" sense
pick one and only one
>>63930360
Without Rodgers who would throw him dragons?
Its tough being a Rodgers babby in a sea of blood doping old ass checkdown babbys
>>63930372
daily reminder this man has a ring and SBMVP and there is NOTHING you can do about it
>>63930253
Do you have a throwaway email so I can contact you on?
>>63930360
>>63930373
they are codependent
few qb's could utilize Jordy as well as Rodgers and very few receivers could complement Rodgers as much as Jordy
>>63930348
With Nelson
>MVP
>top 2 QB every year
Without Nelson
>career lows in most stats
>barely top 10 QB
>browns fan
>watch game with family
>call kick six when browns get in field goal range
>kick gets blocked
>have a giggle
>kick gets returned for a touchdown
>family is staring at me like i'm an asshole
>mfw im still laughing
>>63930372
>Flacco has never been BTFO in Denver in overtime
>Brady literally just got BTFO in Denver in overtime
>>63930389
>Hut, hut, Pizza Hut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUWDPSTUYc8
>>63930429
>Flacco has not won 4 Super Bowls
>Brady literally has won 4 Super Bowls
>>63930432
fucking based
Pizza Hut > Papa Johns
>>63930297
ELPRESADOR reaction when?
>>63930461
preach
>>63930448
Flacco has never been the center of 2 cheating scandals either my man
>>63930429
>Flacco just tore up his knee
>actually so did Brady but it was a long time ago and doesn't matter
>>63927799
god is everyone a virgin itt
>>63930472
>at the center of 2 cheating scandals
>one exposed as a sham
>the other had literally nothing to do with Brady
BUTTHURT ALURT
GET IN HERE
>>63930496
>>63930496
>>63930496
>http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-panthers-are-the-worst-team-to-ever-start-11-0/
>You can see this in the team’s expected points added (EPA), which tracks how many net points can be credited to each phase of the game. EPA says Carolina possesses a strong rushing attack and the league’s top defense against the pass,5 so even though the Panthers’ passing offense is also above average, it isn’t the team’s strongest suit. This stands out when compared with the other 11 Super Bowl-era teams to start 11-0: Only those ’69 Rams averaged fewer EPA per pass play (relative to the league) than Carolina has,6 with most getting far more production through the air than Newton’s Panthers:
panthers fans btfo
>>63930517
>Further, the Panthers have piled up the wins against a schedule rated as the league’s second-weakest by Pro-Football-Reference.com’s Simple Rating System (SRS). According to SRS, only two of the Panthers’ opponents thus far have been above-average teams: the Seattle Seahawks and Green Bay Packers.
https://subwayrecord.wordpress.com/2015/10/27/every-browns-loss-since-1999-ranked/
>>63930502
At least Flacco doesn't whine like a little bitch anytime he doesn't get preferential treatment by the refs.
>>63930517
Holy shit, the butthurt is palpable. I wonder what sub .500 team he roots for
>>63930448
>Joe Flacco has never kucked a whole city into being his undevoted cult like followers that will blindly follow him through every asterisk riddled championship
> Tom Brady has literally kucked a whole city into being his undevoted cult like followers that will blindly follow him through every asterisk riddled championship
>>63930517
>>63930534
how ass blasted can one get?
>>63930552
It's a fairly well written article. He's basing everything off Elo
>>63930146
Get well soon, big guy.
>>63930507
What the fuck is an ESPN board?
Is that like club penguin?
>>63930461
>greasy ass pizza over flavorless chewy pizza
>making a choice between those two
Only real niggas know Domino's is best
Actually, local spot where I live is best, but for the sake of argument, I'll stick to popular pizza joints.
>>63930588
It's where your mom goes to get her daily sports info
>>63930567
>>63930552
>While the Panthers’ unbeaten run is an outlier among 11-0 starts, both in quality and composition, there are far worse fates than potentially being the worst team to accomplish the feat. In fact, how they’ve done it emphasizes how impressive the streak is: 11 wins without a loss in the NFL is truly rarified territory, and Carolina got there without putting up the rarified stats that typically go along with the record. Put another way: The Panthers win ugly.
stay mad nerds
>>63927799
These injuries are gonna give me a fuckin stroke. Shit, ice up.
>>63930594
>domi-"NO"-s
Nigga u wot? Cottage inn pizza is best
>>63930601
I gave your mom her daily dick supply m8
>>63930588
It's Facebook tier shit. If that browns fan genuinely thinks /sp/ is anywhere as bad as ESPN, he is mad as fuck.
>>63930601
TMZ has boards?
>>63930617
Oooooooo
GOT EM
>>63930594
>Domino's
>avoiding the noid
>implying your underage ass even knows what I'm talking about
just kill yourself senpai
>>63930623
/sp/ is pretty damn bad though.
>Browns
Still jejjing 2bh family
>>63930146
La god
>>63930674
Grow up
>>63930656
It is way better than anywhere else because it anonymous.
Except for tripfags, but we're just here to shitpost, and get our mums fucked.
>>63930683
Is something the matter?
>>63930692
i fuck yur mum ked
>>63930692
Yeah a Canadian patriots fag literally makes 0 sense
>>63930692
how r u tonight m8
I hope you beat the shit out of philly next week
>>63930703
You fucked my ex, you're a sick fuck
>>63930614
>>63930650
>>but for the sake of argument, I'll stick to popular pizza joints.
>throwing reading comprehension out the window
Just because you're on a caveman wall-painting gathering doesn't mean you can just be an autist.
>>63930692
Shut the fuck up you literal teste toucher
Was tonight basically a perfect summary of the History of the Browns or is it just me
>>63930722
Your mom was touching my testes all night long m8
>>63930604
You've got it backwards, my man. The fact that this article was even written shows that this guy was mad at the Panthers and needed some way of downplaying their success. Ultimately, it doesn't matter if they "win ugly" or "win pretty" - they are undefeated this season so far, which is a great achievement. I wish my team was in that position, but I'm not going to sit here and argue that the Panthers *shouldn't* be undefeated.
>>63930703
>>63930709
Go pats ;)
>>63930715
I'm good amigo how're you?
Same here, I hope you blow the fuck out of the Giants fuck them
>>63930722
>4-7
Wait where were my sides?
>>63930720
>implying good pizza joints exist outside of Chicago
the only good pizza that came out of new england was a shitty sean penn film
>>63930741
Maybe he was interested in seeing how the Panthers stacked up to other 11-0 teams and realized they weren't as good? I think people are projecting their own feelings onto the article.
>>63930517
Damn I never thought that at the beginning of the seasons the Panthers would make people THIS assmad.
>>63930760
oops my bad, got mystic pizza and mystic river mixed up
>>63930146
3 way tie (the same way Aaron likes it)
RIP jordy is missing
>Colts fan
>Going to the game against the Steelers this Sunday with some friends
>It's in Pittsburgh
>5'4" 115lbs and feminine
A-Am I going to get raped/mugged in the bathroom?
>>63930777
Checked
>>63928886
You now remember that Bottlegate happened
>>63930801
At least we won't be virgins
>>63930801
if you're that interested in the idea you can try sneaking into the Steelers' locker room
Fresh new may may
>>63930825
to be fair that was some straight bullshit
>>63930760
>Chiraq style pizza
One, I would never step in Chiraq
Two, chicago style pizza is ass senpai
Even I know New York style is better
>>63930751
What's good Mayo
>>63930843
Give it up. Jesus, every time a team loses, their fan base claim refball. At least other fan bases eventually get over it.
>>63928886
If you think that you are a newfag casual and should lurk the fuck more
>>63930797
>tfw Janis finally gets his shot and unconstipates this offense
>tfw great white dragons in 2016
delusions are the only things keeping me alive
Seriously why don't the Browns play manziel the rest of the year to see if he makes any improvements so they can decide if they are gonna draft a QB early? They have nothing to lose
>>63930877
What's going on man
>>63930904
>tfw Hightower is your entire teams run D
>>63930902
M..m..maybe abberderis will see the field....
We can hope right senpai?
>>63930927
They were going to do that until the whole thing with the video happened. Now Pettine wants to make a point
>>63930941
I ran a train on your mom with my D
>>63930949
Nice bro haha
Whoa man cool hahaha
>>63930914
>If ISIS ever bombs and shoots up foxborough and Boston, I'd celebrate and root for more casualties.
Is he right?
>>63930948
Which is fucking stupid imho
>>63930981
He's fucking edgy is what he is
>>63930981
Less gaytriots bandwagoners is never not a good thing so yes.
What a great week of football
>>63930945
Abberderis should be healthy soon and the way Davante has been playing I see no reason why he wouldn't be given some more opportunities
ty looks like he will probably be out longer
>>63930941
Funnily enough, I was reading reports on Hightower's status
>tfw
Motherfuck injuries tbqh
>>63930997
Good games tbqh
>>63930981
Edgiest post of the day award
>browns
>>63930981
Yes. Fuck the patriots****
>10-1
>>63930985
If it wasn't Manziel and it wasn't the Browns none of this would be happening. Manziel has that rowdy history, and he hasn't shown the elite talent that would get the coaches to let this slide.
On the other hand, the Browns have to show Manziel that he needs them, not the other way around, in order to get him in line. But that's not the case since it's the Browns. Although Davis did look pretty good, albeit against the Ravens D
>>63930981
#fuckthepatriots
>>63930999
Its a sprained MCL right?
Collins should be back soon so that'll help.
But yeah
>@jeffphowe: Broncos RBs had 15 carries for 43 yards (2.9 yards per carry) before Hightower went down and 15 carries for 132 yards (8.8) and 3 TDs after.
>>63930146
Brady will always be my hero, but I was falling in love with Dion leiws
Hated or not, wishing death on anyone is just the worst thing you can ever want, unless it's a rapist, or a killer
Who can stop this team once everyone is healthy again?
>>63931082
ISIS, apparently
>>63931082
this team once everyone but Peyton is healthy
>MIA
Mathews hurt so Parker will FINALLY get some play time. Too bad it wasn't Stills so the coaching staff would actually be forced to play the 3 best receivers on the team for once.
OC fired so maybe they won't totally abandon the run if they go down by a field goal and maybe they'll finally let Tannehill fucking audible.
Off season and new coaching staff can't get here fast enough. It's like Campbell is trying to be Philbin.
>>63931025
Yep, he shouldn't be out for too long. All these temporary injuries make me feel good about the playoffs, but as of right now, this is too close to 2013 Pats (which showed a ton of heart, but injuries suck).
>>63930612
Deep down inside you you know hasselback is the better option at qb
>>63931115
>implying stephan ross is going to fuck up the search once again and hire the wrong coach that doesnt fit with hickie or tannenbaum. what ever the fuck is the gm
>>63931173
I just want coaches that will run the ball more than 9 times a game and play the right fucking players.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUq0Gj3ANjQ
lel
god damn if the browns get 1st pick and decide to go with a QB draft Connor Cook and not Paxton Lynch, I'm done with football
Man look at this blatant hold by Chung, so glad the ref caught this blatant holding Chung was doing, I don't understand why people say this game was rigged.
>born/raised in kc
>thank parents every day i wasn't born in cleveland
Thanks mom, thanks dad. Yeah, we've had some bleak depressing sports times but fuck if it hasn't gotten better.
>>63931809
the Broncos obviously threw their last two, both to make Vegas money and to skew this betting line
They obviously want it back up quickly though, sports media is still pretending the Pats are undefeated
Will the Cleveland Poops ever be banned from the NFL?
Brock = Rodgers, Luck or Young
back to back HoF QBs
>>63931025
>There is speculation that gronk has ptsd about knee hits from tearing his ago and mcl in one go.
I could believe it personally
> tfw the Browns jewed the Ravens into losing draft position
the last play was intentional by the Browns, so that they'd be closer to 1st overall.
>>63931959
>tfw they'll just waste it on another QB who'll never reach his potential
Bravo Cleveland
HOLY FUCK BROWNS
ITS LIKE CLOCKWORK
https://twitter.com/HerringWSJ/status/671556722151063553
https://twitter.com/HerringWSJ/status/671556722151063553
https://twitter.com/HerringWSJ/status/671556722151063553
i'll just leave this here
b
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f
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>>63931986
Not this time
They're going with hometown hero Cardale Jones
born and raised
>>63932010
Was drafting a bust part of their plan?
>>63930474
That was Bernard Pollard and the Chiefs actually
He got death threats for that and it was hilarious
>>63932002
>all these passive white men
kek
>>63932033
nah
Cardale is the Lebron of football
that's what ESPN tells me and they're never wrong
Matt Schuab was p. bad
http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2015/11/30/disastrous-cleveland-browns-season-was-set-up-to-fail-from-the-start
>Gilbert is on an island in a way, just not the way the organization wanted. While other Browns players generally make an effort to get to know each other in the locker room and cafeteria, Gilbert is usually by himself, sometimes even leaving the facility during the free hour period before practice. Team good guy Joe Haden attempted to mentor Gilbert this offseason by working out with him in Miami, but Gilbert continued to push away veterans looking to help guide him in Cleveland. He’s isolated himself from the team.
>Healthy scratches are the norm for Gilbert. The team realized they had reached the point of no return during a game in the middle of last season. The cornerback missed the mandatory team bus at 10:30 a.m. and had to be frantically located by the Browns security team. Gilbert showed up shortly after noon. One teammate nearly had to be restrained, his anger bubbling as Gilbert stood there smiling, eating candy.
>Nine months later, in joint training camp practices against the Bills that featured 180 total players, nobody was worse than Justin Gilbert. When he aggravated a hip flexor, teammates privately told me they were thankful — his play was embarrassing all of them. In two short afternoons he was exposed for what he is: an athletic specimen, not an NFL cornerback.
Farmer didn't go to the pro day for any of the rookies or even bother meeting Gilbert before drafting him.
>>63932118
>this is who the Browns got for the Sammy Watkins trade
He sounds genuinely autistic
>>63932042
As a Chiefs fan, we paid the biggest price though, Matt Cassel.
>>63932002
Dat jersey rip
>>63929722
Chiefs fan
I'm not delusional, but I admit some idiots are. I actually thought they would only win 6 games this season.
And the playoffpasta has been used for both sides all year. Just like the stupid "GET IN HERE BROS WE ALREADY WON" jinx threads.
>>63932042
There was also gift baskets from the Jets.
>>63932181
Also this, the chiefs are responsible for giving that man a career.
>>63932042
I miss Bernard and his ravens legacy
>SB47 was 17 years ago already
n-naners...
>>63932422
He did it with Houston too. But never got the chance with the Titans and this season he is OOF. If I was going to Foxboro in January I would pick him up just for the game.
>>63932444
uh...you might want to check your math there.
>>63932448
>not getting the "X was # years ago" meme
it certainly feels like it was 17 years ago, but then again i can't feel much these days
Is this where I
>Browns
post?
>>63932444
bruh don't hit me with these feels
>>63932479
Over here family (long for senpai)
>>63930236
>>63932344
>Iggles vs Pats
Classic Trap Game if I've ever seen one
WE ALREADY WON GUISE GET IN HERE!!!
>>63930536
That's because Kucko is busy getting preferential treatment from the refs. :^)
>>63929903
>suh is supposedly playing ok.
not really, and whats really hilarious is how hes apparently pissing the rest of the team off by saying they arent good enough to be playing with him
why dont people banepost anymore? its all that mentally retarded desu-senpai shit now
>>63932769
because meme cycle. in 6 months it will be something else.
have you accepted the Lobster into your life espee?
holy shit browns fans
with sound is 10000000 times better >>848405
>>63933337
here it is with sound
https://twitter.com/HerringWSJ/status/671556722151063553
>>63933347
>>>/wsg/841752
i meant like this
http://www.nfl.com/videos/the-shek-report/0ap3000000591973/The-Shek-Report-Week-12
Worst Shek of the year?
>made before MNF
>tired-ass jokes about stuffing and OBJ that he already used before
>absolutely shameless disgusting Brady dicksucking even though the pats lost
>>63933389
This is obviously fake. Any real Browns fan would have already done this years ago.
>>63933389
>too weak to finish ripping it
what a pussy bitch
>>63930685
It's good for showing fandom. You're kidding yourself if you think sp's anonymity makes for better actual analysis. You've been tripping for too long.
>>63933389
does anyone have the webm of the other video of the guy taking a selfie reacting to the blocked kick and then just walking out in disgust?
>>63933389
>rip jersey
>not burn it
Get on our level clelveland
>>63931280
this one
>>63933423
Just the reaction is priceless
>>63933451
they did burn lebrons jersey and then rejoiced him as a god when he came back. how do you not remember 5 years ago
>>63928478
>The Titans? The team that 75% of the time /sp/ forgets exists
Who are these "Titans" of whom you speak?
>/sp/ is still making fun of the Browns
pls stop
CLE: Browns are absolute garbage
>>63933461
5 years ago was the NFC CG where Cutler got injured and stood on the sideline. I repressed most of that year for obvious reasons.
>>63933451
>burning your only good players jersey
>shitcagofags
>This is the 42nd Browns last-minute loss since 1999 and the 22nd time it has happened on the last play.
>>63933517
>good
Cutler threw 26 ints that year. Why am I responding to this bait?
>even if the Ravens didn't block the kick, the Browns MOST LIKELY would've missed the FG
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14264475
the keks keep going
>>63933541
This year Cutler is elite
>>63933579
How many ints does he have this year so far?
>>63933579
does top 10 count as elite?
>>63933541
Not only that but he was also benched a game. Perfectly healthy and able to play but he still got benched.
>127 million dollars
>sit on a bench
I would have burned his jersey twice.
>>63933628
>>63933590
being very liberal with the term elite, in that case.
by your logic, there are 2 "elite" teams every season that fail to make the playoffs
Aaron Rodgers’ 62.4 quarterback rating against the Bears on Thanksgiving was not only his worst of the season but worse than any game Jay Cutler has had this season
Da burrs must feel good.
>Russel Wilson has thrown 8 TD passes in the past 2 weeks
>he only has 18 on the season
that means he played 10 weeks in the NFL and only got 10 touchdowns? and they're paying him HOW MUCH?
>>63933660
he didn't have a worse rating when he threw for 77 yards against the broncos? i guess because he didn't throw an interception
>>63933705
fun fact: russel wilson has no rushing touchdowns this season
quarterbacks that have more include tom brady, jameis winston, joe flacco, kirk cousins, ryan fitzpatrick, drew brees, josh mccown, carson palmer, jay cutler, matt stafford, and ryan mallett
>>63933660
Rodgers before said beating the bears is fun.
Also the water flooding lambeau field got pumped into the bears sideline
And the Packers completely disrespected the bears defense by going for it on 4th and 2 early on.
They deserved to lose that game and Bears like Phernell McPhee are really enjoying this payback.
>>63933748
This Bears team has a pulse for the first time since Urlacher. It's really exciting to watch, even at 5-6.
This is the roster everyone wrote off as going 1-15 and getting the first pick in the draft. For them to 5-6 with a shot still at making the playoffs is amazing
>>63933642
do you think that only 8 teams make the playoffs for some reason
because it's 12
>>63933748
Linky:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/11/30/bears-pernell-mcphee-avenges-personal-grudge-with-aaron-rodgers/
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LAKE FOREST, Ill. (CBS) – The comments made by Aaron Rodgers after the Packers’ 31-23 win over the Bears in September seemed innocent enough to those outside of Halas Hall and likely to many inside the facility.
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Not known as one for controversial comments, Rodgers expressed joy after the season-opening win at Soldier Field.
>“It’s always fun beating the Bears,” Rodgers said to the media after the Sept. 13 game.
>On Thanksgiving at Lambeau Field, the Bears got even with Rodgers and the Packers, earning a 17-13 win over Green Bay. After the game, the team celebrated in the locker room, even carrying coach John Fox around as music played.
>The Bears savored this victory over their division rival. It got them to 5-6 on the season, closer to the postseason push, and acted as apparent revenge on Rodgers. Linebacker Pernell McPhee — the man who said the strategy to contain Rodgers was to “hit his ass” — felt the bad blood flowing as he took to Lambeau Field.
>“This game going in was personal,” McPhee said. “C’mon, the quarterback said he loves beating up on us. Who does he think we are? We’re not the team we were last year, two years ago, three years ago. It’s 2015 Chicago.”
>>63933748
Tbqh that 4th and 2 call was to unsettle the defense. They bit on mot of the hard counts on 3rd down that night because of the 4th and 2 call.
>>63933802
>it's 2015 Chicago
Detroit has had the fourth hardest schedule in the league so far. who else /9-7 playoffs/ here
Based Gronk
>>63933802
>hit his ass
>we went in there and slapped him on the ass. They need to go ask him how that feels
Not even trying to be subtle huh?
>>63927799
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000591435/article/panthers-sign-veteran-cornerback-cortland-finnegan
>That depth add
He'll hold things down until Tillman comes back
>>63929135
Basically Bostick
>>63933802
I fucking love McPhee and his attitude. That's something this team hasn't had in a long time
>>63933877
I mean, how can a nigga not be skeptical when he has a career 5 OPI over bs, slight push-offs that WRs are known and allowed to do. Because what? Of his his size? Then they should actually make it a rule and apply it to every player.
>>63934006
That quote is fucking stupid.
What's with these idiots and their abandonment of the English language? Why can't they just speak like normal fucking people for once in their lives? Talking like a moron doesn't make you look cool.
>>63934018
>>63933877
Wanna know a fun stat?
Gronk has more OPIs thab 30 other teams
>>63934035
It's the same reason southerners sound like slow retards and why native Japanese speakers can't into L's and R's, he picked up an accent when growing up. Language development happens mainly during the pre-adolescent years as well, and he spent those years in the Oakland projects.
there is no "normal" because there are hundreds of different accents in the US.
>>63930517
2/10, would not stop 16-0 for this
>>63934096
Very progressive answer.
>>63934096
>niggerlovers believe this
>>63930517
panthers fans should be begging to lose a game in the regular season, otherwise they are 100% going 16-1 and its not even a question
How serious is turf toe? How long would Ellington be out? David Johnson is good and everything but it would be better if Ellington didn't miss too many weeks. Like on average how many weeks are people out with turf toe if any?
>>63934160
Or they go 19-0, Cam wins League and Super Bowl MVP, Norman wins DPOTY, Rivera wins his 2nd COTY, and Carolina starts their 3 consecutive Super Bowl winning seasons
>>63929743
is this bait? that's not the PI call everyone complained about.
>>63930517
>"an undefeated team isn't good because and the advanced meme statistic called ELO™ proves it"
sorry I clicked/10
>>63934195
>he thinks someone other than JJ Watt is winning DPotY
he would have to have a heart attack on the field in order to not win it at this point. even if he gets ZERO sacks for the rest of the season, he is already blowing everyone else away in advanced statistics
his DVOA is 40 points higher than any other defensive front seven player
>>63933856
Rams, 49ers, Packers, Bears and Saints.
How can this possibly be the 4rth hardest schedule in the league?
>patriots lose a game to the second biggest meme in the NFL (patriots are already the biggest)
>Brady posting immediately stops
Bunch of band wagoning faggots. And I mean that in every sense of the words. If you Brady posted, odds are good you've sucked a dick, or want to. Come out of the closet senpai.
>>63930981
No because then every bandwagoning Patriots fan would play the "muh terrorism" card every time they engage in conversation and all the other teams would show solidarity. That's not the world I want to live in.
I dislike whining about refs, but prepare for another horribly officiated game!
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/12/01/nfl-takes-pete-morellis-crew-off-prime-time-game-reassigns-them-to-patriots-game
That's the ref crew that meme'd it up this past Sundau in the Niners/Cardinals game
>>63934226
they've already tried it with the Marathon bombing and everyone just laughs at them
>>63934214
Yeah Watt is a fucking monster. One player Im really impressed with is Ziggy Ansah. Dude finally broke that single digit sack shit and has like 12 sacks now. Not Watt level but Id say hes starting to become a top 3-5 DE in the league
>>63934226
>bombston
>Tfw Hasselbeck precisely game manages >our pathetic secondary to 600yds and 5 tds Sunday night.
Start him if you got him.
>>63934237
It worked in America with that #BostonStrong bullshit and didn't impact any single team since it was just a race. Bombston was just used by edgy niggers on /sp/ like >>63934247
>>63928007
Sorry fellow Seabro. But what the fuck is up with your image?
I haven't lived in the northwest for over a decade. Is that what you people are into these days?
>>63929001
I'm also a texans fan, but I never post.
>>63934221
>Broncos
>meme
Pick one
>mfw this entire thread
>Pats haters are THIS butthurt over our awesome team
>>63934285
>tfw you can taste their tears as Gronk is spiking the ball into the endzone after scoring against whatever lame team they root for
What a time to be alive.
>>63934285
How awesome was your team against the Colts and Chiefs?
>>63934285
>>63934309
>bandwagoners
HEY CHEF FAGS
Yall ready for that ass whooping in January again?
>>63934281
This, Manning is the meme.
>>63934285
It's 99% butthurt over the excessive shit posting pats fans do.
Speaking of, don't you think /spee/ needs a topic about how you want to nibble Tom Brady's chin while jacking him off? We really need to know more about your no homo fantasy.
>>63934322
>taking pride in the ability to only be able to beat the worst playoff chokers in NFL history in the postseason
postseason peyton manning, postseason chiefs, and postseason bengals. luck sure is elite
>tfw you completely forgot about MNF and wake up the day after to find out your team won
>off of a blocked fg run for TD
even in a down year we will still get to .500
>>63934321
>>63934321
>>63934321
>the City of this Assblasted Faggot
Who do you root for pal? I don't even need you to answer because I already know the answer is a garbage franchise. Keep on rooting for more regular season losses for a team and a fanbase that are better than yours while we keep our eyes on winning back to back championships as we laugh at the noise from homosexuals like yourself.
Bengals are da bomb
MFWDBWDO
>mfw the only thing pathetic patsfags can do is shitpost on 4chinz
>mfw no amount of shitposting can ever change the fact that their team will be remembered as the biggest cheaters in sports.
>>63934351
The Ravens won't make .500
>>63934353
>fanbase better than mine
>fanbases consist of nothing but bandwagoners who started watching football this year
Patsfags are funny.
>>63934344
> they couldn't beat the Broncos
> let alone their backup
> He believes if the Colts play >10-1 again they'll lose
> B-but I thought Luck choked more?
MY
FACE
WHEN
THE
TOX'S
BEAT
DA
PATS
>>63934365
schaub >>>> dolton
>>63934351
My team's down year was 10-6.
>>63934378
here's your reply
>>63934380
>not accounting for pre-bradley years
MY
FACE
WHEN
DA
TOX'S
FUCK
DA
CLOTS
>>63934218
>so far
do you even read fàm
>>63934389
>14+ years ago
>When I was 13 years old
>Even then we still went to an owl
>>63934360
>mfw every other shit team couldn't cheat as good as the Pats and lost
>mfw they cry holier-than-thou tears on /sp/ instead and take obsessive amounts of delight in Pats regular season losses
>mfw 31 other fanbases unite for a circlejerk of Pats hate full of sad moans as the Pats win more Owls
Your tears all taste delicious fyi.
MUH
FACE
WHEN
DA
TOX'S
GET
CAKE'D
>>63934407
>over 24
>browsing /sp/
Fuck off.
>>63934406
Oh I see. Yeah they've had a toughie of a schedule. Honestly worried about the Pack and Bears desu. Bears could pull off a sneaky win. Were 5-0 against them the past 3 seasons but we always struggle in Chicago.
>>63934353
I proudly root for the Browns and I don't abandon my team when it faces tough times. That's more than could be said for any of you patsfags. Worst fanbase in sports.
>>63934421
>leaving 4chan
>possible
good one
>>63934421
cry moar baby
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>63934421
>their are people on sp younger than 25 talking like they know football.
Have you enjoyed the National Check-down League?
>>63934435
Haha, good one!
>tfw "you're here forever" was true all along
Is Gronk playing this weekend?
>>63934429
TBF, that's because the patriots dont ever have any tough times.
>>63934476
Is the Pats undefeated?
>>63934450
KINDA
>>63934464
>tfw
>>63934476
I hope he decides to bitch out and not play further demoralizing you already insecure patsfags.
Where is this "Pats fans abandon their team in tough times" meme coming from? Certainly not from reality.
Despite the Lions struggles Matt Stafford is actually having a pretty decent season. I dont think he leaves the Lions.
3000 yards
65%
20 TD
12 INT
90.5 QBR
He's also only thrown one INT in the past 4 games.
>BE PATS
>DONT WIN OWL
DONT WORRY YOU CAN BE A TOXINS FAN. BUT YOU HAVE TO THROW OUT YOUR SEAKEKS JERSEY FIRST. ILL LET YOU KEEP THE PATS JERSEY JUST IN CASE ;)
>>63934521
>10-1
>1st seed lock
>tough times
>>63934429
>"I don't abandon my team when it faces tough times."
>All Brownsfags know are tough times
>Literally no good times to speak of that happened within the past 20 years
>Pats fans don't know bad times
>Even the disaster of the 2008 season where we didn't make the playoffs was 11-5
>Tfw Browns haven't won 11 games since 1994
Now I understand why you people wear bags over your heads at games and Johnny Manziel has turned into an alcoholic since having the grave misfortune of being drafted by you guys.
>>63934534
No shit. We haven't seen "tough times" for so long that there is absolutely no basis for the claims that the fans abandon them. People are just severely butthurt haters.
>>63934524
>tfw seacocks beat out the Cards
>tfw patriots win the rest of their games
>patsfag confidence is at an all time high - even pregnant women's babies are being born bandwagon patsfags straight out of the womb
>Seacocks completely destroy Patriots at the owl
>>63934448
>>63934488
>>63934524
the only good thing the cheatriots ever did was put you faggots back in your place a few years ago
you'll always be little brother in the division
>>63934546
>>63934521
>>63934481
This is exactly why patsfags are the worst. No adversity whatsoever so they're all spoiled gigafaggots.
>>63934568
>you'll always be little brother in the division
I KNOW MAN. BUT I STILL LOVE THE OILERS.
>>63934551
the Pats would beat the Seamemes
>>63934389
you realize people could have been 4 years old when Tom Brady became QB and be old enough to post on 4chan right
Odds of the Broncos winning the Superb Owl?
>>63934582
I'm sorry I was born in Boston and root for my home team anon. Does that make you feel better?
>>63934600
You are a bandwagoner with no sense of loyalty whatsoever. You are a disgrace to all sports fans.
>>63934585
Probably. but I want the Seacocks to win so we can all witness the massive unending butthurt that the Patsfags will have to endure until the end of time.
>>63934607
>Being this assblasted
>on 4chan
Colts for 500
>>63934616
FUCK THE COLTS
>According to Jones, the problems with Gilbert stem from his personality and lack of caring about other members of team or playing football.
>Among the troubling details, the article claims that key members of the organization didn’t even vet Gilbert and meet with him prior to the selection. “But what’s troubling about the matter is that Gilbert’s personality problems are apparent to anyone who’s been around him for longer than a day,” says Jones.
>Gilbert, who has started only two games at cornerback since being drafted, is described as aloof, withdrawn, and having a false sense of entitlement that “rubs people the wrong way.” Last year, he missed a mandatory team bus, had to be located 90 minutes later, and then according to the story, a teammate had to be restrained because “Gilbert stood there smiling, eating candy.”
http://thebiglead.com/2015/11/30/justin-gilbert-of-the-cleveland-browns-described-as-aloof-and-a-loner-that-angers-his-teammates/
>>63934607
I'm not sure what else you want me to do other than root for the team that represents where I'm from and have lived all my life.
I'm not going to be a Bills or Titans fan just to be in some secret loyalty club.
>>63934608
Yeah but then the Seahawks fans would be unbearable again
>>63934524
Settle down Pats-South
>>63934522
yeah, they'd be dumb to dump stafford for an unknown
>>63934626
the browns man
>>63934647
dont make me come teach you how to check a ball down nigger
>>63934644
Meh, I'm willing to live with it.
Seacocks fans are easier to Ignore than Patsfags anyway..
>>63934551
>completely destroy
they couldn't completely destroy a paper bag. LoB is dead and they're only winning games because they're playing a weak as shit SoS atm
>>63934677
this. seakek posters are like kc posters. both are mildly autistic and shitpost a ton, but they don't spam this board with posts about literally wanting brady and gronk to spitroast their tight boipussis
>>63934608
Nothing that the Seahawks could ever do would eclipse the butthurt that 18-1 caused. THAT is the eternal troll. Why would they care if they lost to the Seahawks after already beating them?
This is why I don't understand fans who root against teams, a team can't win a championship every season. I hate the Ravens and Steelers but I didn't feel like my life was vindicated when the Puckers btfo the Steelshits in the Owl.
>>63934703
Say what?
>>63934711
>they don't spam this board
confirmed for not even being on /sp/ two years ago
i bet you don't remember when Ravens and 49ers threads were everywhere either
>>63934725
>let me bring up 2012 to tell you why you're wrong in 2015
>>63934644
>>63934677
>>63934711
>unironically forgetting any fans of even mildly successful teams, especially if they make the playoffs/Owl/win Owl
The fucking Browns could become a powerhouse and literally every "fan" would be shitting it up
>>63934767
Do you not remember the autism that was Seahawk shitposters at their peak?
>>63934767
not true. the Ravens fags were actually pretty subdue after their win. now the season following their win they were annoying asf when people would berate them about giving Flacco $120, but they didn't really shit up the board from Feb-July.
Xekek fags shit the place up for an entire year, and Pats fags haven't missed a beat this season either, especially since most are anti-Peyton and are enjoying him shitting the bed'
then again, regarding the latter 2 fanbases, they're probably the same people
>seahawks-patriots-broship.jpg
>>63934793
I didn't post on 4chan until 2014
I was too busy working 80 hours a week to fund my stupid kids private school experience.
>>63934805
>R-Ravens were pretty subdue after
Put your trip back on, one of the three Ratbirds trips
>>63934810
WHY DIDN'T YOUR WIVES BOYFRIEND PAY FOR HIS KIDS SCHOOL?
>>63934805
>not true. the Ravens fags were actually pretty subdue after their win.
not true at all, Ravensposting was everywhere and there were a ton of new Ravens trips. the worst was some faggot called webby or whatever, just completely insufferable
JFBF was fine because that was his entire gimmick but after he succeeded and the Ravens won there were like 5 copycats that showed up to try to replicate what he did
>>63934805
No fuck that shit.
I've always hated the patriots even back in the early 90's when I first became interested in football I knew I hated them and they weren't even an NFC team and in all likely hood I knew we would never meet them at an owl. I just didn't like them.
>>63934810
You should have just moved to a suburb you dip. Public schools there are totally okay.
>>63934823
nope, not even close. fuck the ravens in fact. I was one of the few that berated them constantly about Flacco. I still remind them daily that he is due $25million regardless next season (restructuring or otherwise)
>>63934793
No I agree, I'm saying no team is excluded from shitposting once that team gains even a bit of success.
>>63934834
The Patrios were trotting out fucking 1-15 and 2-14 seasons in the early 90s, you're a fucking liar if you weren't a divisional rival and you say you hated them before 2000.
>>63934846
>implying my team needs to be successful for me to shit post
>>63934837
I'm a helicopter pilot now and live a comfy life 2 miles from a municipal airport.
Before that I was working retail, now I work maybe 35 hours a week and make nearly 1.5 times as much. Plus I get to do what I love.
>>63934855
You're implying that a team has to be successful in order for me to hate them.
I hated the Chargers too back then and they were having shitty seasons too.
>>63934862
MFWDBWDA
>>63934846
Agreed, but not every team takes it that extra mile
>>63934872
I was talking about back when you were working 80 workweeks. Shoulda moved back then. Now it doesn't matter.
>>63934834
i too hate teams that are completely irrelevant, fuck the rams jets and titans desu
>>63934855
Everybody hates Boston teams and fans. Second worst fans after philly, everybody hate both of those teams in all sports, regardless of success
>>63934862
The cowboys are still relatively more successful than many other teams like the browns, tits, jags, charges, etc.
You don't see any Browns shitposters do you?
>>63934872
>live a comfy life 2 miles from a municipal airport.
there is no comfort within 10 miles of any airport
>>63934891
>I was talking about back when you were working 80 workweeks
True, but Saving money for my life-long dream career seemed more important.
>>63934904
the sound really isn't that bad, especially since I don't have to deal with city freaks all the time and I still get sweet sweet glorious fiber.
>>63934895
Everyone hates them NOW because they're arrogant and shitty, they were all fucking irrelevant in the 90s. No one gave a single shit about them when Yankees Cowboys and Bulls fans were everywhere. All their teams were shit or chokers and everyone had bigger fish to fry.
>>63934895
>tfw there's literally people out there who can't stop thinking of hating all your favorite teams
I got real-estate in niggas minds mayne
>>63934930
No, people have always hated Celtics+red Sox + patriots. And we always hated Phillies + Eagles + 76ers even more.
>536 posts
>4th page
>still no new general
Is this what spee is like during the day? I might as well just get back to work
>>63934996
>page 3
>>63934996
Make it fgt, I'm in class, should be taking notes
>>63935026
>>63935026
>>63935026
fresh new
>>63934521
I was born in raised in mass and didn't start watching and supporting the pats until the 2013 season. They seemed like an underdog team at that point but it wasn't until the start of the 2014 season leading up the chiefs game that I thought it was actually tough times for them. There was plenty of other pats fans on here saying they just haven't found their way yet and will improve as the season goes on But after the chiefs game I think there was quite a bit of fans that lost hope on here and plenty of shitposting
>>63934896
>3-8
>>63929650
>Was that any better than what we have now?
For the Raiders? It was great. None of the officiating crews were given marching orders to excessively flag the Raiders like they normally do and the Raiders ended up being the LEAST penalized team in the NFL when the replacements refs were in. Oddly enough the moment the normal refs came back the Radiers shot back up to the top 5 most penalized teams again
>>63935369
Yeah those two weeks of replacement refs were a great sample size
you're right, the NFL really is pulling a conspiracy to keep a team that's been utter dogshit for a decade down
Raidniggers are such scum.
Tfw your team will have a late season run and miss playoffs
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