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TOR:Garret Sparks to make NHL debut Mon vs Oilers
FLA:Jaromir Jagr will play Sunday vs. Red Wings
EDM:Oilers may not rush Connor McDavid back
LA:Gaborik comes up huge with two goals in win
CHI:Kane sets record with point in 19 in a row
ARI:Mikkel Boedker's trick powers Coyotes' win
BUF:Sam Reinhart scores twice in Sabres' win
DAL:Seguin, two others get G, A in DAL comeback
PIT:Evgeni Malkin stays white hot with two goals
WAS:Braden Holtby wins seventh game in a row
MON:Report: Price will have more tests this week
NAS:Juuse Saros to make NHL debut vs. Buffalo
is dat u smuk_anok
>>63912131
i wish
4th for Kings winning the cup
>>63912154
kek
did you do that or someone else?
>>63912181
>shit captains
>>63912153
>Why cant a 20 year old who is not good enough for the NHL be forced to play against 16 year olds (which you left out) and hamper his development?
20 year olds are eligible for the AHL. Making the 16 year old play against the 19 year old improves the 16 year old. This "too good for the CHL, too young for the NHL meme" needs to die. Who was the last player to be actually be affected by it?
>>63912181
>Mfw this actually happens
>>63912181
>sparkle dogs BTFO
That was a great day 2bh famm
>>63912259
>implying you'll beat the Hawks
>>63912249
>implying brown is shit
The man is a legend m8. His clutch goals, hits, tempo and presence in those two cup runs were outstanding to say the least
>>63912331
Already did, m8 ;)
>>63912340
"no"
>>63912251
Not even him, but McMeme was. He was shit to start the season and when he finally turned it on, the CHL ban on milk (contains hormones, also served in bags) blew him the fuck out.
>>63912374
Confirmed a faggot that has never played hockey or skated in your life. Fuck off faggot
>>63912389
I'll bet that bear drank a lot of milk.
>>63912405
>a kongs fan has played hockey
post pic of skates
>inb4 wheels
>>63912389
>oilels
>doing what's best for players they draft
That said, literally any team that drafted McMeme was going to play him in the NHL this year.
So with McDavid out for the rest of the season is it save to say Larkin will be winning the calder?
>>63912405
>this coming from a kings beaner who thinks brown is good
Top kek
>>63912452
Panarin has a shot
>>63912464
>teenager
>good production
>plays in a major market
good chance desu
>>63912181
>Sparkle Dog "fans" got so mad after losing they threw garbage on the ice
Is Larkin a jew
>>63912515
Throwing garbage on the play field is the appropriate reaction to being screwed desu. Canadians do it no matter the sport
>>63912551
Nope, 100% goy though
>>63912441
From last night. A real hockey player will know what skates I am wearing
>>63912181
Duthtin Bwown is the worst captain in the NHL. His only competition is Dion Phaneuf.
>>63912781
come on m8 don't talk shit about 2-time Stanley Cup winning captain Dustin Brown
>>63912781
literally this
>>63912736
CCM "super fasts"
>>63912835
reminder that CCM stands for Connor Connor McMeme
>>63912736
nice white laces, loser
>>63912781
>loyalty
>2 cups
>american
>sticks up for his team,
>clutch as fuck in the playoffs
>hits like a truck
>literally kills players and gets away with it (based as fuck)
>creates the tempo of important games
>great in the locker room
I can only think of one other current captain with a similar resume.
Brown will have a statue outside of Staples Center. What will you have?
>>63912852
New skates and they are the laces that came with them. I don't really care for how I look though. I skate for the fun and love of the game
>>63912893
tfw i gotta pick up some new skates. What should I get?
>>63912867
>Brown will have a statue outside of Staples Center. What will you have?
Integrity.
>>63912835
Very close. Ccm jetspeeds
You probably play hockey but your family is at the bottom of middle class
>>63912926
difference between ccm jets and ccm rbz?
>>63912905
Don't be a fag, buy Grafs
>>63912736
>brings iphone on the ice
>stands like a fag
>white laces
>nigga idk why but your legs look weird too
>is that a quadruple knot you retard?
>>63912905
Jet speeds are comfy as fuck. Cost like $700 though. Get them if you can afford it. I love what CCM makes. Great skates. Even the lower end stuff
>>63912926
>CCM
>family is at the bottom of middle class
>mfw CCMs are the cheapest skates you can own
>mfw These are most likely your first ever skates so you're proud of them
>mfw I'm too nice to try and hurt your feelings by talking shit about you and your skates
>>63912956
disinclined to buy a thing because "if you don't you're a fag". Sounds like something a faggot would say. Instead tell me what's good about grafs.
>>63912983
what the fuck isnt that the leader of the kkk in missouri thats on the run right now?
>>63912989
They are the best built skate, so best quality for your money.
If you have wide feet then Grafs are your only option.
And If you're lucky you can find all white Grafs and be a badass.
I've owned every skate out there and Grafs were by far the best for me.
>>63913008
there you go my nigga. that's how you sell something. Any specific model i should look out for? I'm just going to be playing pickup with mates so nothing above 300 dollars pls.
>>63912983
>this faggot is pretending to know anything
>even pros don't wear skates worth more than $800
>mfw jetspeeds are top of the line
>mfw you're a fagit
Ccms are based and have been around for a long time and played by pros for a reason
>>63913027
keep telling white people about hockey jose we will believe you one day
>>63913027
>buying gear from a bicycle company
literally the black guy on my team wears grafs. Hahahahahaha
>>63913053
not figuratively?
>>63913021
I think I owned Graf Supra 502s. Great skate but if you have narrow feet then you have more options
Bauer Vapors are pretty slick too. Great skate. Pro level though just like jetspeeds
>>63913097
>Pro level though
What is this autist talking about, "pro level".. is this American hockey terms?
>>63913114
"Pro level" translates to "prepare to spend $800+ on some great skates"
A lot of poor fags on here will never be able to afford pro level skates.
>>63913114
RIP Mr Hockey
>hey its after 3am lets go look for the late night /sp/ thread
>there isn't one
>make it
>gets deleted right away
fuck this board is dead and shit. t-thank you mod for not banning me for the thread I'll go back to my general now I wouldnt want to have any fun
>>63913293
the greatest moment of my entire sports life, senpai
that was too fucking much for me to handle
>>63913293
The leastern conference is such a disgrace
>>63913271
I've been banned for making a /sports/ general before. Everyone names every thing topic general now this is shit
>>63913293
pic related
>>63913310
hurr this one thing will get 5 posts a day. lets make a general for it
>>63913158
Did he finally die?
>>63912736
dem weak ankles
>being a lightning fan
>>63912181
He looks kind off retarded in that pic
>>63913302
Fuck you faggot
>>63913551
>11-11-3
>stanley cup contenders
Can someone explain to me how the USNTDP works? That setup seems weird and ineffective.
>>63913053
>black guy able to afford and play hockey
That's a unicorn right there
>>63912340
>paying a 25 point thug $6M for seven more years
What a brutal contract
goodnight /hoc/
>>63913913
good day m'lady
>>63912736
So you took a picture of your bender ass ankles and quadruple knotted skates that are poorly tied
True hockey player
>>63913148
I think you should pay attention to people who actually play hockey telling you you're wasting money
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAm
>>63914552
Please Robin Williams, you are dead
>>63912072
>a tribe called Franks
>>63914849
Damn it feels good to be a francophone
>know gril that likes hockey
>want to ask her to go to a game with me but too beta and afraid she'll say no
JUST
>>63914869
she won't say no if you provide the night (i.e. transportation, tickets, good mood)
but fucking is not guaranteed.
>>63914869
>you will never smash this
>>63914869
Pussy
>>63914888
She is probably lesbian like all gurls who play hockey
>>63914933
So am I desu
>>63915074
Get the fuck out of here fucking normie stacy
>>63915074
GRILL? GRILL? TITS OR GTFO
REEEEEEEEEE
>>63915074
>>63915122
>>63915144
>grills
>intrawebz
pick eins
Good morning, /hoc/
>>63915269
Can black Americans skate and play hockey?
>>63915317
No because your dad is supposed to teach you to skate
>>63915341
Are you saying they can't skate because their dads left their moms to raise the brats alone?
>>63915341
lel'd
>>63915341
>not sneaking off/skipping school to go to the eishalle and rent skates for an hour with your lunch money while you dream of playing in the pee-wee league while your father thinks it's expensive
so how does it feel being a suburbian softie?
>>63915406
>Being so poor you have to rent skates
>>63912491
thumbnail
>>63914888
>liking womanlets
nice trips
>>63914933
>you wil never have a qt fin gf who makes dank memes
I don't want Detroit to miss the playoffs.
A playoff without Detroit is literally a Christmas without snow ;___;
>>63912867
>literally kills players and gets away with it (based as fuck)
holy shit, you are kongs fan through and through. literally subhumans
>>63915978
CANADA PLEASE SEND CANADIAN HOCKEY WAIFU GF
>>63916021
DON'T FUCKING DARE TO POLLUTE PURE FINNISH GENES WITH CANADIAN CHINK GENES!!
>>63915978
>WINDSOR CUÇk
>Tampa will miss the ploffs and Florida will make it
>>63912736
>not wearing all jofa everything
Seriously bruv, that's the "black Skate with white laces" based on this photo, you're autistic.
>Watching NYI-Tampa highlights
>A ton of Islanders fans at the game
I wonder what it's like to be a Lightning "fan" and have all your home games invaded by fans of the visiting team.
Nobody commenting on the downfall of the hasb?
Price out six weeks
>>63916363
Habs are bust. Their meme start to the season was just a meme and now they are busting.
>>63916363
Nope, I'm sick of Price getting deified and I say that as a Habs fan.
who /kings/ here
>>63916126
Were old Jofa helmets comfy? I never owned one but always wanted one
>>63916318
>New Yorkers living in New York South
Who would have thought?
>>63916368
Hello Finland
>>63916419
It happens with every big market team they were outcheered at home the entire playoffs
>mfw >we have to play Literally Hitler 2.0
This might be the one game I don't watch
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SUCK IT CALGARY/OTTAWA
>>63916764
>Eskies won
>Pats lost
The good guys won
>>63916794
Damn right,
Fuck Ottawa,
Le Epic Weed City
Also, Fuck Calgary.
Darius Bowman is hilarious btw.
>>63916764
>>63916794
>>63916824
>mfw I checked /sp/ after the win
>mfw no thread about it
>mfw SJW PC police fags demanding the Esks to change their name
>mfw AB has gone full PC so they will most likely do it
>>63916824
When Stamps & Messam were out I didn't see them making the show but holy shit Bowman put the team on his back. Most targered receiver in the CFL by a kilometer
>>63916877
There was a 400 post thread.
>tfw 400 post thread is the best we can do.
>tfw got home at 3 am and have been wattching replays and interviews since then.
It's 10AM lol
>Carey Price out for 6 more weeks
>>63917004
Chillax nigga
>>63916877
this wasnt the canada superb owl was it? I usually try to watch that one
Woo an actual championship. What are the NHL Playoffs like again?
>>63917004
it's not like montreal are in danger of missing playoffs. price being out means condon gains more value meaning bergevin can rip off some dumb kike like the rangers did with cam talbot's trade
>>63917028
>>63917061
But I love Carey :(
>>63917057
Who the fuck are the RedBlacks? What kind of dumb team name is that?
>>63917074
Fuck your feelings cracker boy
>>63917087
Shut your mouth mongol. Even arabic sweden is cooler than you
>>63917085
some kind of soldiers. Like the Blue jackets.
Also, suck it, Calgary
>>63917085
Suck it Calgary
Is here another Devils fan who wants to surpass the Islanders in the standings? Do you feel the Islanders are a limit the Devils have to cross in the standings to have any chances, besides of course the point evaluation?
>>63917114
>>63917121
I'm actually from Edmonton, I just don't watch the CFL or even the NFL(anymore)
>>63917112
boy I ain't scared of you 'cause I'm the nigga, the nigga nigga, like how you figure, making figures and fucking bitches.
>>63917112
>mad
>at finns
Suck it, Calgary
>>63917140
You aren't fooling me that easily cowtown
>>63917214
>faggotland
>>63917214
Why would someone from Calgary own this? Trust me I'm from Edmonton
>they only play with three downs
>>63917291
>tfw used to work at Rexall Place/Skyreach Centre and met many rock stars and hockey players
>>63917383
>they watch 45 commercials in the first 7 minutes
>>63917268
>>63917291
>Laffs Lunch in charge of Mark Letestu
>>63917417
kek, I'm laughing my ass off, but pls go, Toronto/Calgary
>>63917383
>amerimanlets have to use smaller balls
Pathetic
>>63917383
It's no suprise Americans have more downs than Canadians
>>63917447
Do you remember "our balls are bigger" campaign slogan?
>come to /hoc/ for serious hockey discussion
>canada is ranting about testicles and downs syndrome
>okay
>>63917483
lel no
Nfl is clearly superior to be honest
Daily reminder that William Nylander is a stud and still leads the AHL in scoring (10 goals, 24 points in 19 games) and is only 19 years old.
Future franchise center right here, especially once Babcock fully breaks his anal virginity.
>>63917535
>come to /hoc/ for serious hockey discussion
Found your problem my slope head friend. Are you triggered by Down's syndrome jokes because all Finnish people look like downies?
>>63917535
>serious hockey discussion
>sweden is known for only posting about their leftwinger "defenseman", how great is it is being a ragsfan and their new bull-dyke forward
>mfw they now want serious hockey discussion
>>63917291
rip blockbuster
>>63917564
Yeah, those non stop commercials and ridiculous pointless extremely slow motion replay are so much more entertaining.
Fuck off, Toronto.
>>63917678
I used to be like you
Watch the skill level and tactics of the nfl, it's clearly a superior product.
CFL is fucking trash
>8 team league
>the current year
>Canada
>>63917582
he looks like he slurps more semen than grease
>tfw you'll never go to a Roughriders home game and have sex with the farm girls in the stands while both wearing watermelons on your heads
>>63917704
I like the focus on passing plays rather than rushing in the CFL. I like the bigger field. it is far more entertaining.
Idiots focus on the downs, but they forget that with the other rule differences compensate for the 3downs.
that said my ideal would be nfl players playing cfl rules and fields.
>>63917822
>tfw went to the esks/stamps game last week.
So goddamn fun
>Connor McDavid recovering faster than expected, may return to Oilers mid-January
Brace yourselves, boys
>>63917870
Oilers really need that elite meat and potatoes player in the lineup
>>63917870
woo, we can get 12th
>>63917870
Who the fuck cares?
>>63917870
He will literally win the Calder
>>63917967
How's he going to catch up to Panarin if he's out till January?
>>63917967
I'm an Oilers fan and I have no idea what the fuck you're thinking
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63917976
Point per game for the rest of the season
Plus he wil get a nice bettman boost for coming back from injury because muh Cinderella story
>>63917535
this
this hockey general, take your other sports in those other threads. Do it now.
Oilers play Toronto on Monday, should pick up the W and some momentum going into a 5 game home stand. If they beat the bruins that would be a 3 game win streak after the first home game. The stars are going to be a tough team to beat but they play in van the night before so hopefully they can pick up a point out of that game. Beat the sabers and keep the streak going against the sharks who play Calgary the night before they play us. Home stand ends against the rangers if they can pull at least a point out of that our record would be 12-14-4. Should put us around 4th in the division halfway through December and they could be fighting for a playoff berth when McDavid returns.
Before you call me delusional look how shitty the Pacific is
>>63917600
where's that picture from?
>>63918066
>tfw actually have a day off to watch some Coilers hockey against the centre of the universe.
>>63918074
You can see the source on a 4chan debnts paid account. Sorry about your luck, smelly
>>63918074
>debnt to gdp ratio=165%
>by law it can't be above 60%
hmmm
>>63918086
>tfw School accepts Grey Cup hangover day as a thing
WEW lad here come the Laffs
>>63918134
West Edmonton Wew?
>>63918101
nevermind I just clicked on the image search option.
>>63918127
so? what do I care? I 'm not a dumb nationalist like you.
>mfw i woke up this morning and realized I am a Kings fan
Feels good man
>Literally zero interesting games today
Kill me
>>63918256
So do all the other fans.
>>63918280
BTFO
>>63917139
how can you win against Rangers, play head to head with the Canadiens, win against Blackhawks and lose to BJ... twice?
do you think the Devils "returned the favour" letting a team lower in the standings win against them?
>>63918280
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63918256
>kings
>fans
How can you think if you are not?
>>63918280
rekt
>>63918221
>he's a smelly, brown, beta, limp wristed liberal welfare queen
kekerino bruh
>>63918696
>eastern fucks literally voted for le weed man
>Crosby wins Art Ross
>Kessel wins Fart Boss
>>63918696
you spent 40 minutes to come back with that???
>>63918759
Hey that's my joke
>>63918919
The joke is whatever team you support
oilers gonna light up the laffs tonight senpai
>>63918759
binland please tell me pro scout is safe
http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2015113020755539_uu.shtml
>>63915921
Idk how it happened, I'm sorry familia
>giving up first round pick and early second round pick for an AHL defenseman
>oilels
>the incompetent hamlet of deadmonton
lMFAO
>>63919013
>tfw actually get to watch a game for once and it's against the Centre of the Universe
>>63919040
my nigga. You on thread duty or you want me to do it bro?
>>63919068
no, i'll hopefully be up when the game starts. I work really late hours, so it's like midnight right now,
Also, fuck yeah Esks!
>>63915406
>rent skates
Oh, you're from Greece, no wonder you can't afford your own skates
>>63918549
>be swedish
>love watching your wife get fucked by muslims and niggers
Top kuck
>>63919015
probably just some gypsies having their negotiations, nothing to see here
>>63919103
here's your (You)
>>63919103
>tfw my parents only bought me two pairs of skates ever because my feet grew a size and a half every year
>>63918999
I support the American national team, you?
>>63919177
Go Toronto
What happened to my friend the penguins anon
>>63919194
I'm the other one thats not gay and does not want to come and have buttsex with you. but I will be in ft meyers in 2 weeks
>>63919224
Did the other one? I don't want butt stuff
>>63919234
idk you guys were gettin pretty chummy I thought you had the gay
Most notable things to come out of the small town of Arborg, Manitoba:
1. World's largest curling rock
2. James Reimer
>>63919251
>tfw can't make friends on 4chan without being gay
>>63919295
yes you can. look at me!
>>63919317
Does this mean I'm barking up the wrong tree, Greece? I thought we had a thing going.
>>63919286
>Winnipeg was the first city in the world to develop the 911 emergency number.
thats about the only other thing I found
>>63919368
>not using 112
anyone have larkin's goal webm?
>>63919367
why are you saying that? I like you my man, you thought good. Wait, are you implying we had a gay thing?
>>63912736
CNT "Stealth": The skate
>>63919436
it's Malkin.
>>63919479
I'm only interested in all-american players like Patrick "No means yes" Kane and Dylan "the motherfucker" Larkin.
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
Wingsbros: Who do >we trade for a competent defenseman?
specifically, >we need to replace ericsson and smith
My money is on helm. His speed means nothing when he can't carry the puck and he hasnt scored a goal in 20 games (and only 3 assists)
honorable mention: Pulcannon. He can't even hit the net and we're just not set up to take advantage of a slapper. (or at least, green is good at it)
>>63919513
is this your tattoo? is it the logo of a team?
>>63919584
its the pittsburgh superb owlers
>>63919565
Kronwall for Nurse+Eberle
>>63919584
that's the omaha nighthawks logo
>>63919565
Zetterberg-Larkin-Abdelkader
Tatar-Datsyuk-Eberle
Helm-Sheahan-Nyquist
Miller-Glendening-Pulkinnen
Nurse-Byfuglien
Dekeyser-Goligoski
Smith-Marchenko
Kronwall for Eberle+Nurse+pick
Sign Goligoski and Byfuglien
>>63919629
>holland letting kronwall go
fans wouldn't allow it. he's only got like 3-5 more years
>we got 7,908 bears
that is pretty good for an amerifat team. attendance was like 8000 so that is almost a bear per person
>>63919032
le cant skate or score man just got send down
>>63919630
it's not. is it your tattoo?
>>63919692
>kronwall for eberle and nurse and a pick
Is this hfboards?
>>63916363
>habs
>downfall
nope, they can play at .500 (which they've been exceeding with Condon so far) and be fine til Price comes back.
>>63919853
im honestly never sure.
>>63918002
Honestly Mexibro, that frog is just a little too smuk. I think it's the hat.
>>63920054
>frog
>rog
>og
>g
REEEEE
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2015/11/30/video-ryan-suter-doesnt-seem-very-happy-with-his-coach/
>mild
i wish smuk_anok was here
>>63920106
Can't neuter the suter
>>63920106
Don't worry, only 11 more years at 7.5 million per, and they can get rid of him.
>state
>of
>hockey
>>63920122
me2
True GOAT coming through.
Mcmeme MOVE
>tfw McMeme's collar bone is a bust
>>63920336
oh yeah that's my man randy rantanen. who are those other two?
>>63920566
Just some old busts, still trying to cling onto fame that they don't deserve. Nothing to care about tbqh
>>63920644
This, couple of kucks
>>63919137
>tfw still wear the same skates I wore as a bantam
>rivets falling out, toe cap literally held together with tape
>too poor to buy new skates
At least I don't suck so I can get away with having shitty equipment
In most professional sports in North America the league winners are awarded commerative rings.
Surely the best goalie in the league has one by now, and we shall call call him King?
>>63920644
Sakic has more points than any swedecück ever
>>63920671
>I can get away with having shitty equipment
>in the u.s. it is considered morally acceptable to scrutinise people because of their poverty
>>63920851
Toughen up grease
How does /hoc/ memecentral feel that the biggest meme city in America doesn't have an NHL team?
>>63920828
>taking the bate
you're better than this, Canada
Is university of victoria any good?
>>63920851
>>63920644
>>63920566
Do you Scandinavians really hate each other or is this just an internet meme? You fought great battles and still can't respect each other? Why?
>>63920890
>bate
lol America
>>63920929
It's pretty amazing how even a mediocre Canadian player is better than even the best swedes to be honest
Hey /sp/ my gf is going to buy me Bruins tickets for Christmas. Which home game should I go to? (Must be after the 25th)
>>63920939
>what is myopia?
>>63920939
Do USA and Canada really hate each other or is this just an internet meme? You fought great battles and still can't respect each other? Why?
It's just sibling rivalry m8.
>>63920957
>still mad at bants
lel
>>63920963
>/sp/
I'm an idiot. I meant to write /Hoc/
>>63920934
U of V is pretty good, went there for a year then transfered to U of A
>>63920963
>br00ns
>>63920963
Carolina and Arizona, because you're not a fucking casual.
>>63920939
Honestly.
I would gladly let Russia nuke Finland if they promised they would nuke Sweden 10 minutes before Finland.
I would look west at the horizon and as the nuclear fire would burn my country to ash I would whisper.
>Worth it
>>63921027
>40 bucks to see the fucking canes
I feel bad for big markets
>>63921071
You should focus on reclaiming your rightful clay in Estonia
>>63921096
Reminder that Estonia has been swedish clay, but never finnish.
More like >kekstonia amirite
>>63918328
answer me
>>63920939
fuck you nigger
>>63920975
>>63920981
>>63921045
>>63921071
he just took a thread from /pol/ and posted the exact OP and picture from it. ignore this faggot even though I'm too late
>>63921208
TOO LATE AMERICAITLYN
NO GOLD MEDALS SINCE 1980
>>63921269
>average saturday night in Arkensas
>>63921269
I wish someone from "Her"kansas would tell her that what she did was beyond kinky and that not only should she abort, she should also vote for Berny and realise that pro-life is a vast generalisation to the point where it defies logic (as demonstrated) so she should be more critical and take more factors in consideration while making decisions.
>>63921601
I wish you would pay debnts, smelly
>Fucale recalled
IDS HABBENDING
I wonder if the Suter/Parise experiment means that we won't see guys go to their home town team again just because it's their home town
>>63920963
Snes game will be good and meme
>>63922064
But it did work, they both got to be close to him when their dads died. You don't go to play at home for competitive reasons.
>>63922064
saad didnt sign with pittsburgh this offseason so there's that but I guess he did sign with the next closest option
>>63922064
It makes sense to do it via trade.
Free agency is almost always overpaying, and the parise and Suter contracts are the epitome of free agency signings
You have ten seconds to explain why the Isles won't get booty blasted tonight
Pro tip: you might be able to but I doubt it
>>63922168
>regressalanche
>>63922168
qts
>>63922139
Saad was RFA.
>>63922255
>shit haircut
>giant glasses to hide ugly face
>rides a bike
>tights with shorts
>what the fuck are those shoes
>pointy elbows
2/10 best I can do
>>63922360
I know but I'm sure the pongs offered him a sheet
>>63922373
They would've needed their own first rounder to have offered him anything reasonable. Edmonton had theirs.
Can someone please explain to me why Finns are so dumb AND smell so bad at the asme time?
>>63922373
Step up America
>>63922361
Rate my future gf/wife.
>>63922446
>mad
>at finns
>>63922467
>skrillex hair
>>63922610
This pic is a few years old and I literally just noticed that because of you.
>>63922446
how do you smell finns when they dont leave their house
>>63922467
>We have so much in common! She wants to fuck Landeskog too!
>>63922467
>implying she would be desperate enough to marry a Canakuck
>>63922373
>Americaitlyn hockey knowledge
>>63922687
>implying she would marry (You)
>>63922777
>that pic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63922610
>>63922651
Her hair is just pulled back, you memesters.
>>63922437
>>63922465
>>63922777
is this a meme? you know pittsburgh would have been able to sign him to an offer sheet right? it was widely speculated that were going to and I'm sure there was some talking
>>63922886
No, it's not Sven. You should know, shouldn't you? All you degenerates over there look like that.
>>63922904
Yes it is.
And yes I do know since I know a couple of girls who have or have had one shaved side. It can look pretty good tbqh.
Just back from Hockey training lads. Got a good chance of being drafted
>not playing in the 'chel
>>63922943
how do you fit all that equipment on your scooter?
>>63922929
>I know a couple of dykes who have or have had one shaved side.
Fixed it for you.
>>63922929
How can one single nation be so cvcked?
>>63922959
>mad at girls
>>63922361
mad at qts
>>63922467
chubs/10
>>63922687
i would marry a canadian for the healthcare
>>63922981
It's their fault I hate them.
>You are funny and have a good personality, Anon
>mfw
>>63923031
>you
>>63922953
side carriage
These MSG commentators are some awful motherfuckers, holy shit
>>63922777
I'm an Avs fan and rather handsome, so of course she would
Nice digits btw
Where's the Oilers thread?
>>63922817
>Grease still desperately trying to fit in
Maybe focus your efforts on finding a job and paying debnts
Take a shower too, you smelly, hairy fuck
this fucking asshole interviewing mcjesus on sportsnet needs to shut his fucking face
>>63923110
What game?
>>63922929
Sweden is right
got a girlbro with one of those
>>63923136
isles/avs
>>63923155
>>63923155
>>63923155
>>63923155
>>63923155
LEAFS VS OILERS GAMETHREAD!!!!!!!!!!!
A MUST WATCH GAME.. IF YOU DONT HAVE A GAME TO WATCH, THIS IS A MUST WATCH GAME.
HIGHEST GROSSING TEAMS WITH THE BEST FUTURE FACE OFF!!!
Is this a sport?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJyIKYKuekQ
hard more: respond to this without the word "curry", "shitskins" or "brampton" you edgelord
>>63923151
The Avs commentators were talking about how they're glad they got Duchenne instead of Tavares. I get that he's having a great month, but c'mon. How fucking stupid is that?
I need the flim flam scooter pic
>>63923193
avalanche crew is top3 worst in the league, would rather mute
https://youtu.be/1pEOSi7Xx_o
>>63923184
>millenial games
is a competition to see who can get more outraged over nothing?
>>63923151
The islanders crew is pretty bad
>>63922888
They didn't have their first rounder, they could only trade for them.
>>63923233
Butch is bad. Jigs is bad. Howie is alright besides every change being a "change on the move." Shannon is good unless you're Anders Lee. Stan is a crazy old man.
>>63923196
Here you go
>>63923253
but the pick you give up is determined by how much the contract offered to him was. they could have done a slightly lower one and done it for a second rounder or something
idk man I'm not a pongs fan I just know it was possible
>>63923349
on the other hand dipietro was born to be a broadcaster
can't wait till he replaces butch
God Damn Aves just got kekd
>>63923384
I've enjoyed him. He's straightforward if the words don't elude him. He'll get better with time too.
OKPOSO
K
P
O
S
O
>>63923178
>coilers
>high grossing
Top KEK you fucking oilcück, folded along with province in 3 years
>>63923233
still better than the avs guy
doesn't get more homer than that
>>63922610
>>63922651
>>63922904
You guys are retarded and blind
Is Uncle Leo the most elite finn in the league?
>>63923561
Nice proxy
>wake up
>very depressed
>decide to kill myself
>get the noose
>get my kitchen chair
>write a short note, I'm very soft spoken and just wanted people to know I loved them
>loose rope around my neck
>one thought goes into my mind
>New Jersey has a hockey team
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>get out of noose
>pull rope down, causing ceiling to collapse
>throw chair out of window
>erase suicide note instead write letter telling everyone they can suck my fat dick
>still can't believe New Jersey has a fucking hockey team
>any pro sports team actually
>laughter makes me an immortal god like being
>laugh at new Jersey and it's "team" until the end of time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63923587
tell me more
>Shannon completely shutting down Stan's premeditated argument with get off the cuff retort
Case in point
>>63923649
the only prescription you should be writing if 10 mg daily dose of actual history of culture for the devils with 2 tablets of history every 12 hours.
>b-but muh cups
having cups doesn't give you a history.You were good for 10 years now you're not.You're mascot if a fucking angry italian.
>>63923695
>Case in point
>Ward
>>63923581
You can literally see long loose strands of hair on that side of her head.
GRABO
R
A
B
O
never mind, that lasted real fucking long
>>63923756
Yo ESL senpai, what Pacific team do I have to greentext for you?
>>63923932
>n-no, my waifu is p-perfect
Please, just stop. You're embarassing yourself.
Which game should I watch tonight?
>COL/NYI
>CAR/NYR
>EDM/TOR
>VAN/ANAL
>>63924063
How about you STOP POSTING OFFSEASON MEMES.
How many fucking times have I had to say it? Beanman is OFFSEASON ONLY
>>63924231
>mad
>at beanman
he wah uh gud boi he din du nuffin
>>63924355
nee monee fo dem bean pogams
AVS
V
S
>>63924513
pretty gay pic, you guys aren't even doing that good
>>63924556
No you're gay
>>63923216
the avs owner is a cock if they said anything negative they would be fired
>>63917870
>recovering faster than expected
steroids
>>63924747
You mean HGH
>laffs up 1-0
how?
>>63924513
What the fuck? Did you actually win something to be subjected to use that pic?
>>63924935
posts and refpuck
>>63919565
For a competent defenseman >we would need to trade someone like Tatar and at least a 2nd, and probably a couple prospects as well. Even then, if I were the other GM, I'd hang on to the defenseman. Defensemen are at a premium.
Helm is going to be UFA, so he doesn't have much trade value because a team can just wait for him to hit FA and sign him then. If he had another 4 years at $2mil, he'd have a lot of trade value, but he doesn't.
Would you trade Tatar, Marchenko, Mantha, and a 2nd for Eberle?
>>63924585
was that goal gay?
COLORADO BTFO
>>63925016
nah
BEST
>>63925265
Casey is an RFA after this season?
>rags
They would be losing if Cam Ward wasn't shit
>>63925336
yeah and Martin is a UFA, not sure if he gets resigned
>>63924231
I detect anger in your voice
>>63925390
Martin is a wrecking ball and enforcer who can't win a fight anymore. I don't mind him leaving. Casey makes that line.
Nice dive Avs.
>>63925505
yeah, for all his awesome hits, there's gotta come a time to accept that he's hands down the worst forward on the team. He can easily be replaced by a more skilled guy that's about as tough.
Casey and Clutter are much better than him
>>63925505
>>63925585
I wish Martin would fight more he used to be so good at it
>>63925585
>blatant charge
>"awesome"
>>63925746
if you're caps fan then you're forgiven, since that fanbase is casual as fuck
>>63925746
>american
>talking about hits
Every american team I played in minor hockey only knew how to do the two handed punch to the jaw. Biggest fucking faggots ever, felt like playing a team of downies
>>63925779
everything looks legitimate, but aren't you supposed to check your opponent only by shoulder?
>>63925798
sounds like you need to not be a pussy
>>63925812
not in the head and your feet cant leave the ground before impact
people get suspended for that shit. I'm not sure if he did.
>>63925779
>left his feet
>not a charge
>>63925820
>playing hockey properly is being a pussy
I guess so chad
>>63925866
barely and he even put on brakes before he hit him
if anything it's a glorified shove
that's as solid of a playoff check as it gets
not gonna argue about obvious things
>>63925941
yeah he barely did something illegal so it's totally okay
you're delusional and if you're that same slovakian isles fan from last season you always were
We Coming
>>63925962
lel
are you a raggot maybe? Another clueless fanbase defending dumbass players
>>63926034
Late hit, he's very lucky he got away with that
>>63926034
>asslanders
>now the ice mets and ice nets
>winning a playoff series
>>63926034
That's boarding but the league never calls it
>>63926057
it was definitely late, but Stepan was admiring his own pass which is something they must teach about in junior
hey /hoc/ can I get a >rags?
>>63926105
you're a retard
stop posting
>>63920122
who dis
what he did, why is he missed
I'll be wising he was here as courtesy
>>63926195
That was him posting with his name off. Ignore his autism
>>63926083
I liked how Hayes stood up to a literal midget who then fell into his own goalie blocking him
10/10, don't expect any rags player get any more skilled than this
>>63926195
made the most/best oc
was driven out for being a bi ponyfag
should come back
>>63926241
im pretty convinced this is smuk_anok
>>63926232
>this damage control
typical yuropoor
>>63926241
>you will never vehemently defend yourself after getting bullied off a chinese cartoon imageboard
>>63926297
>>63926271
reel em in :0)
>>63926241
did he create smuk
>>63926321
pathetic
>>63926276
>celebrating garbage
how fitting
go watch some lundpads highlights before he's a corpse
>>63926173
>>63926241
fuck off horse fucker
>>63926321
just put your name on and make more memes faggot
>>63926381
dont see the lelanders having won anything as of late my man
>le 15 year contract
>>63926195
he was the most autistic mememaster /sp/ has ever seen. though he may have died his legacy will live on forever.
>>63926230
I wish senpai
>>63926347
affirmative senpai
>>63926480
Did you change all the filenames on the smuks so I'd stop calling you out for it?
>>63926464
>the rags have been as much successful as a franchise ran by a chinese jew and the worst GM in history
good on you to bring up that comparison, means you're aware
>>63926510
put your name on you reddit tier cancer, I wanna be able to call the rags horsefuckers
>>63926617
? what do you mean
it's >our year
>>63926642
nothing
Do the keks beat the keks?
>>63926617
>as much successful as a franchise
lrn2english you dumb fucking yuroslurp
>>63926690
i would he would be a LI guido native before going on living to yuroshit but that would probably mean his english would be worse
>>63926690
you're fucking done, just stop posting
go watch some baseball or whatever you stupid čucks bandwagon before hockey playoffs
>COILERS
COILERS
>COILERS
COILERS
>COILERS
COILERS
>COILERS
COILERS
>COILERS
>>63926747
>there's only one American poster who is calling me out in all of /hoc/
damn you're stupid
>>63926742
good sentence there my man
why even bother trying to embarass you, your joke of a fanbase handles it themselves
my god, I should just go >rags every time
>rags
>>63926587
you really are talking to the wrong guy, I only have like 20 smuks saved
>>63926617
not him serbia, I don't even like the >rags
>>63926887
>serbia
>Ameridumbs
Vancouver @ Anaheim
>>63926945
>>63926945
>>63926945
>>63926836
okay sure bud :)
>16 year buyout
>barclays
>soon going to quebec
>laffs goalie pulled up from minors shuts out coilers
BERNIER AND COILERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
The edmonton oilers are the worst team in professional and amateur sports, lets be honest.
http://strawpoll.me/6147616
http://strawpoll.me/6147616
http://strawpoll.me/6147616
http://strawpoll.me/6147616
>>63927053
philadelphia 76ers would like to have a word with you
theyre both pretty comparable actually its hilarious
My fucking sides
Thank you based Sparky
>>63927104
>philly 76ers
>toronto 67ers
Can't even claim to be the most valuable franchise
>laffs
>>63927091
Welp time to pay up greece
>>63927177
you've done it yet again, trol u
how do you do it?
>>63927205
I'm no smuk_anon bro
;_;
how
>>63927262
>le PDO babby team
>>63927228
i miss him too buddy ;_;
>>63927262
rags are especially memey this year, PDO kings
they'll get fucked hard if they don't figure it out come playoffs
and we'll get to watch
>>63927297
>tfw jealous autists forced the greatest /hoc/ poster of all time to go back to anon
>>63927297
Nig do you even try
>>63927329
how fitting that a tripfag would sympathize with another attention whore
somebody make the next thread reddit edition
>>63927393
shhh you're spoiling the fun
>>63927396
No need to get upset there, Lesser Serbia
>>63927396
who the fuck does this yurofaggot think he is
>>63927393
>39KiB
>61KiB
you blind senpai?
>>63927416
>>63927419
not even serbians fuck horses
why do you do it guys? men not enough?
>>63927448
>Lesser Serbia can't afford horses
>>63927396
>this autistic serbian can't handle memes
what's next, you'll get mad at sandwiches?
>>63927487
Lesser Serbia can't afford sandwiches either
>>63927494
REKT
>rags
>>63927487
do they have horse sandwiches back in the advanced land?
>>63927535
Sorry bro, your hopes of realizing two dreams at once will have to wait
>>63927494
Serbia on pooicide watch
>defending bronies
is there anything lolitrolu won't do for keks?
>>63927598
Seriously consider anything a serb has to say
>>63927554
yeah that would be the life wouldn't it
meanwhile I'm here arguing with some chink redditor that loves being worked by horses and doesn't even deny it, that's second best
>laffs AHL callup gets shutout in his first NHL game
>cries during entire postgame interview
Good on him
Sportsnet:
>well, there's been a lot of crying in the stands these last 48 years
OH GOD #REKT
>LAFFS
>>63927680
BTFO
>>63927680
>Serbia confirmed for bizarre transracial horse porn sex fantasies
The picture gets a little clearer!
Seriously though Borat, don't you have a photo of Milosevic to be jerking off to, or can you not even afford those?
>>63927680
/d/ is that way
>>63927737
I don't know any of those names
good night, I wish I could wake up with a torn asshole like they do in glorious horsecouver, confirmed by you
>>63927792
> I wish I could wake up with a torn asshole
You need some professional help there bro
>>63927817
You wanna help me out with that yourself?
surely cantpucks and their fans have enough experience getting violated by superior entities
>>63927847
>this flag
>this topic
>>63927847
>Serbia literally cannot stop talking about his desire to be violently anally penetrated
Is this like some reference to NATO bombing campaigns or something
Official NHL division power rankings:
1. Atlantic
2. Metropolitan
[POWER GAP]
3. Pacific
[POWER GAP]
999. Central
We can all agree on this, right?
>>63927847
can't afford sex toys either?
>>63925798
>canadaconcussions ruin their childs lives by making them play with an incomplete mask
>>63927892
#REKT
>>63927869
I don't know about horse rape, no
that's why I asked, jesus
there'll always be another year
(to fuck up)
>>63927885
Yes
>>63927885
could they rename the central division the balding manlet rapist division?
>mfw Serbia is talking shit on /hoc/
>mfw it's really just that Greek faggot making his way to Germany
>>63926232
1% luck
>>63927913
my worst fears have been realized
if he crosses that border he will never pay his denbts
>>63927896
Learn to keep your stick down, it's not that hard faggot.
>>63927913
>mfw I've been inadvertently taunting an ISIS agent
>mfw two weeks from now, a random Muslim is found dead in a German farm field, without pants, having been kicked to death by an enraged horse
>only we know what happened
>>63927896
Don't blame your superiors because you can't take a hit, faggot
>>63927952
I want to believe
>>63926232
>rags
>>63927956
literally the only reason players do not wear full olympic cages is because advertising jews get triggered at players faces being hidden
>>63928100
>preferring effeminate hockey
baka senpai
>rags
>>63928043
>>63928178
>rags
>>63928100
And because you can see the puck and don't look like a fucking pussy
Maybe try out ringette f am
>Open /hoc/
>Cantcups on eternal suicide watch
Lel
You can only reply to this post if you were not forced to wear a neck guard in youth hockey
>NOT SO FAST CANADA
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