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COL:Avs will go with Reto Berra against Devils
CHI:Patrick Kane takes 1st star for month of Nov.
NYR:Kevin Klein out 2-3 weeks with oblique strain
LA: GM Dean Lombardi in talks with Mike Richards
>>63938668
roll
>>63938668
Rollan
>>63938668
PLS
>>63938668
I want dubs just to see him get arrested
Holy shit the girl and her mom were both caught lying about it
Please gtfo of Kane's dick. Yes, get out of it
>>63938668
>LA: GM Dean Lombardi in talks with Mike Richards
Source?
Why wouldn't I want little bill nephews?
>Only Swedish and Finnish teams left in champions, and Davos
does this confirm NLA as the 3rd best league in europe
>>63938994
KHL
La-Liiga
Sm-Liiga
DEL
NLA
SEL
Do you like our St Andrews day kit?
>>63939123
Fake and gay
>>63939218
no u
>>63939218
Not fake and not gay
>>63939123
How are the Clan doing these days btw? I was in Glasgow a few years back for Uni, always wanted to go to a game but never got the chance
>>63939039
>trusting the opinion of someone who doesn't even know that it's SHL and not SEL
>>63939380
Not as good as last year, we let in a lot of soft goals and have dropped a good points as a result of that.
>>63938668
Come on Kaner!
Do you know how sick it would be to have the Kaner seed in my family? My nephew could become an NHL star!
>>63939534
Phil "the gay loser" Kessel?
FUCK faM
>>63939123
mb not fake but def gay
Don't have a sister lads how about my gf instead
>>63939588
Congrats!
The Kaner is raping your gf, just be sure to hold her when she's done, and maybe you'll get to raise his son.
>>63939588
>tfw get rapist dubs offering my gf and live in Chicago
Gonna be awesome raising the future U.S. hockey goat tbdesu
>>63938668
Roll lmao
I wish smuk_anok was here
>>63938668
No PK? I'd let PK bone my wife.
>>63938668
Rollin on dubs
>>63940000
>final solution quads
>all zeros
Jelly as fuck bro
>>63940000
>this fuk_ponek fanboi gets a master race nefew
K....
>rags
>>63939218
>doubting zany minor league jersey nights
CLEAVELAND EXPANSION WHEN?
>>63940487
>>63940487
>>63940487
>>63940487
RED WINGS SABRES
>>63940404
Never.
How many hours on the ice in a week would you guys say is too much? I'm taking one full day off per week, but have basically unlimited ice time if I want it. I want to avoid repetitive strain and still be productive.
Right now I'm doing about 15 hours.
#VoteReimer
https://allstarvote.nhl.com/?navid=nhl:topheads
>>63940657
Why are you asking for medical advice on a board dedicated to country vs country shitposting and memes?
That being said I average 99 hours, one day I'll be as good as him...
>>63940268
>>63940268
>>63940268
Blue Jackets @ Canadians thread again
*shrug*
>>63938668
>hockey
fuck is this?
>>63940842
This is what happens when Canada makes the threads
FLYER/SNES
>>63941031
>>63941031
>>63941031
O/U 20 posts
you may only reply to this post if your team has the rookie of the month for November
> not so fast other 29 teams besides the red wings
>>63938668
88 time
>>63940972
The real Wild-Hawks thread.
>>63941085
Ignore this one. My bad.
>>63938668
>Mike Richards
GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEE
Yotes play tonight?
fuck this, I tried liking this sport, it seems to have everything I like about football plus it's a winter sport.
but holy fuck I can't follow the puck for shit.
I'm not even trying to meem nor trigger you.
don't answer, I just wanted to do some sort of catharsis because I thought it would be a good enjoyable sport.
thanks for reading my blog lads.
>>63941397
>>63941397
Watch the players body movement not the puck. Or watch long enough and you'll learn to find the puck
>>63941397
No one can follow the puck unless you're on the ice, but you start to get a feel for which player is moving it and who they're passing to and where the puck is going to be.
>>63941397
If you're watching the puck you're watching wrong.
Unless you're watching live, you can't see the puck in every scenario. You need to be watching players, positioning, and movement. That's where a lot of the excitement is.
>>63941242
ARIZONA COYOTES @ NASHVILLE PREDATORS
>>63941705
>>63941705
>>63941705
SPARKLEDOGS @ SEXUALPREDS
>Devlels
>14:02 first period of blues/panthers
>2 total SOG
what the fuck
>>63941875
>grease
>>63941933
>blues/panthers
found the problem famigo
>>63941875
>royes
>>63942013
gotta support the hometown boys, you know
>tfw have to stay up past your bed time to watch Bill because west coast game
tonight...
Who /NotAsBadAsIThought here?
>>63942136
I'M GONNA HAVE MYSEEEELF
>>63942161
This meme sucks
>>63942099
Post Bills
I'll start
Is there a nation saltier than Canada? I mean holy shit you could cover the planet with that much salt
>>63942324
Salt is a well known byproduct of irrelevance
>>63942099
>IKTF
>>63942578
Ouch lad I feel for you. I have to wake up early to watch the premier league Saturday mornings, much simpler than staying up late
>Ramo
just fuck off already
>>63942661
I just get a few hours before the game now.
I dont watch English football whenever I do the game is shit.
>inb4 SPFL
Just a heads up you fags, Patrick Kane just scored another goal. He's literally the best player in Hockey right now.
What's that? You gonna cry? Hahaha fag.
>>63942822
>mfw I hate Kane
>mfw I'm pulling for him just to piss off Canada
>Devlels in charge of filling an arena
>>63942780
Literally won UEFA Cup with my created player when he signed to Rangers in FIFA 11. One of the best triumphs of my life.
>>63942973
Did he have an EBT?
>>63942822
The more Kane rapes the higher his PPG goes.
now i am become smuk
creator of memes
>>63943014
Yes
>>63938668
jokes on you, kessel genes make QT ladies
>>63943377
>Wants Kessel
>Gets Karlsson
Kek
>smuk still posts consistently as anonymous
>>63943377
>Wanting a cute niece
>Not wanting an all star hockey nephew
Should I just call the cops or what bud? You tell me.
>wongs
>>63943453
don't hate on the carolina fan
>>63943453
>tfw have one of each
>tfw walking with qt 4 year old and grills miring your paternalistic goatness
>tfw teaching nephew about sports
who /puttingoffgroupprojectsoyoucanwatchsomehockey/ here?
>>63938668
Roll
>>63943496
working on a problem set, a take home exam and writing a final paper while watching here
>tfw Risto already has 4 assists tonight and will probably score the OT winner
Reminder that the Oilers took Darnell Pylon one pick ahead of him
America drafted by Canada in hockey. Ultra God is Verbal pussy pounding. It’s liquid God. Tight pussy pump Cream King sexual slavery manhood snatcher Safety Cock Hot Cock Cock Socks. Liquid God will reverse negative crystal dick rot caused by failure to adhere to perfect Two-Thousand Dollar World Record Beater model cigarette currency. Phil Kessel illegal stick curve terrible Cig currency converts ALL dollars and gold denominations into ONE ALLIANCE overarching tobacco cash, trading packs in pack market. Gary Bettman destroyed the league. Roseanne Barr sent to Federal Pussy Prison by Tom Arnold, warden Ellen DeGeneres. Roseanne trapped with political pussy prisoners Kirstie Alley and Ricki Lake in world's Strongest Maximum Security Alien Pussy Prison at bottom of Atlantic Ocean. Roseanne and Tom cigarette cash forgery network. Orbital police-cop.
>>63942973
Does anyone else think soccer video games are way more entertaining than actual soccer?
>>63938668
rapist dubs get
>>63938994
ice bears are best bears
>Literally not having 41 points right now
>>63943770
Canucks@Kings
>>63943770
Canucks@Kings
>>63943770
Canucks@Kings
>>63943660
Cool post anon
Want to bring it to the White House?
>>63943660
dis nigga writing like he took PCP or something
>>63938668
>hockey
>>63938668
>hockey
go fuck yourself
>implyign I have a sister
I'd trade both my sisters to win a Stanley desu
Are the Habs Elite?
>>63938668
>implying OP didn't honor kill his sister after she got Billed because OP is a Syrian
would you rather suck a fart out of the unwiped asshole of the one on the left for your team to be guaranteed to get to the SCF with a chance at winning the cup, or have 2 blissful minutes of vaginal sex with the one on the right and your team misses the playoffs for 2 seasons?
>Arizona
>14 SOG with 2 min left of the game
Damn, they're getting keked
>zebras took away 2 empty netters
Well at least it's a lucky win
>yfw california has 3 professional hockey teams and 5 farm teams
>>63944147
>only 2 minutes
I'll suck the fart f@m
>>63944156
That's how the coyotes usually win, somehow
>>63944147
>2 blissful minutes of vaginal sex
i would murder children to last 2 minutes in bed
>>63944206
Guds' goal getting called back was obvious though.
>>63944241
>being this lowtest
Stop watching Vietnamese hand puppet shows
>OT: the team
Sled hockey actually looks kinda neat faM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuHUBJu6_0
PHILLY GOONS ARE ALIVE AND WELL
shorks/pens where
Is Karlsson the biggest meme player ever?
He literally gave the game to the Floyers, although they were probably going to win anyway.
>>63944234
That's a good Bill m8
Do you mind if I save this image?
Thrill me baby.
>>63944328
you may, friend :^)
Which game do I watch?
>>63938668
>no Seguin
>no Benn
>>63944247
Yeah but the Huby penalty was ridiculous
>>63944373
Bill. The choice is always Bill.
>>63944399
Tuned in just as he scored.
Ty senpai
GODDAMMIT
FUCK BILL
>>63944422
What a thrill, with darkness and silence through the night
>You will never score a goal off the goalie's butt
Why live
Get it together, Jones.
Fuck
>>63944422
>he's this mad about Bill
rolleru
Predators forwards finally do their fucking job and score about fucking time man.
Stars getting memed on
>it was 3-0
>>63944147
>these are dimes in Canada
>Madison square garden
>not in Madison
>not a square
>not a garden
>>63938668
Trips or Quadsget
stools/flims shootout
>it was 3-0
>finnish goaltending
Stools loss lel
what is it with jones and getting scored on from behind?
gg pens
what a fucking joke
>Deadmonton now 2 points back from 29th place in the league
Just cancel the new arena and relocate them to Houston or Saskatchewan or something
>>63945415
>fifty bajillion first overall picks
>still can't win hockey games
>>63945415
San Diego, that AHL team is drawing well
>>63945415
In all honesty I think they should wait for RNH or Eberle to start performing and then trade them for solid defensemen. If it were up to me I'd get rid of most of 'The Kids' and get D-men.
>>63939780
Yeah, but...
Is he Elite?
>>63945487
>doughty
>ever leaving LA
>>63945487
True that friendo
RNH, at the very least, is expendable.
Also I'd trade their first round pick from the next draft. They don't need another centre in Matthews.
>this year 3v3 OT
>next year 4v4 3rd period
we gonna get this scoring up friends
>>63945071
Is your sweet, innocent sister ready to be thrilled?
Are we back?
>>63945644
You were never good to begin with.
>>63945644
>3 (three) regulation wins in 25 games
>pretty much the only way they can win a game is if they survive until 3v3 meme hockey and their shifty manlet gets a breakaway
Are the Devils elite?
>>63945877
>grease
>>63945877
>losing to the Avs
>at home
>the Avs
>>63945925
Are the Avs elite?
JUST
U
S
T
>>63945877
You tell me.
>>63945831
>John Scott is still in the NHL
What a fucking joke man.
>>63945946
Yes
>>63945831
Jagr is the only good meme vote who has a chance to win
>>63945831
VOTE
F
O
R
RORY
>>63945527
Solid back-up.
Who /beerleague/ here?
>outcheered at home
>shorks
>>63946220
Do they play hockey in Nepal?
>>63946220
Do they have beer in Nepal?
>>63946220
Does Nepal exist?
>>63946290
No
I've been having withdrawals from not being on the ice
>>63946296
Yes, it's pretty eh. The shit beer here is better than shit beer in the us, but that's the only choices you have. I know of a bar in Kathmandu and a bar in Pokhara that sell Guinness at eight bucks a glass.
>>63946338
Hello Nepal
>>63946338
Not even a small glacier nearby? That sucks.
>>63946338
What are you doing in Nepal? Army? or you actually found a job there (wtf how)
Why is the Pacific so shit?
>>63946454
he's probably there for all the cute nepalolhahaha sorry all their women look like piles of mud
Morning
>>63946385
I was trying to get you a mountain >rags,
but it's cloudy
>>63946417
No skates anyway :(
>>63946454
Teaching English
>>63946488
There are some decently hot girls here, they just turn into mud when they turn 30
>>63946526
>Vancouver raghead so delusional he thinks his team could actually beat the Kings
who /undefeatedinOT/ here?
>>63946520
>teaching English
PFFFFTTT
so when are the penguins dealing sidney
>>63946552
soon as mcmeme comes back from injury
>>63946552
holy shit ai went to a bar to watch the game and ended up doing a ton of free drugs and then they tried to steal me credit card and money adn i just got home
did the ens really fuck up that bad
>>63946552
Any pensbros able to tell what's up with him?
>>63946602
I smell greentext
>>63946609
Him and Lemieux had a falling out and now he's trying to play his way into a trade to get away from Pittsburgh.
>>63946609
nah I'm telling the truth I smoked some weed then something cllled a greenie then some coke and shit and rinking and I missed the whole fucking game
kongs will win the cup
>>63946619
it's pretty smart, kill your value so that the new team doesn't have to give up a lot
>>63946622
sounds like a sweet bar dude.
Was the alcohol cheap?
>>63946609
oh ahah I can tell whats up with him. if tmz followed hocke players here they would knot the problem with crosby
>has wrist injry 2 years ago
>no surgery
>hurts it again last year
>no surgery
>decide to try to rehab it this year
>no surgery
>cant cant any power on your shot this year
hurrrrrrrrrrrrr glad I didnt do surgery
>>63946622
Aren't greenies amphetamines or did baseball lie to me?
>>63946651
idk I dont eo rugs
>>63946650
Is Tyler Johnson crosby 2 electric boogaloo
You're scaring me m8
>>63946676
>>63946676
um wait didnt the penguins win? why are you memeing crosby?
and either him or jarry you faggot
>>63946520
Do you get paid?
>inb4 he does it for free
>>63946720
Hahaha
Look up voluntourism
A lot of people pay to volunteer here, it's a huge scam
>>63946703
He's clearly underperforming this year though, penguins winning or no
>>63938994
KHL
SHL
Liiga
DEL
All Svenkan
NLA/Extra liiga
NLA is pretty bad when it comes to overall quality.
They have few star players scattered around the league but your average player is terrible.
>>63946769
his wrist is hurt and his linemates suck
>18-1
>>63946949
>cantpucks
>9-9-8
Why is this allowed?
There should be a cutoff where you no longer gain a point from losing in OT/SO if you do it too often.
>The city of Alberta
>>63947058
Canucks have played 11 of the last 13 games on the road
Why is this fucking schedule allowed?
>>63947104
Are they having a bunch of concerts at their arena? I know that the Kings get booted from Staples for the Grammies and Chicago has a long trip for the circus every year
>>63947134
its where theyre housing all their refugees
Canadian teams are pretty shit. 5 of them are 19th or worse in the league
>>63947187
If Canadian teams were made up of 100% Canadian players they'd all be top 10 lad
>>63947171
No that's Surrey
>>63947207
>the only decent teams in Canada are captained by an American and a Swede
>>63947226
>Canucks
>decent
Lmao
>>63947233
>33
2spooky
>>63947244
>44
why does everyone make such a big deal about smuk_anok being a brony? so what if he is? no one is perfect. and besides, he's a pretty cool guy, which more than makes up for it.
>>63947233
I was talking about the snes, they are in a playoff spot
>>63947259
will you fuck off one day
>>63947226
And almost all American teams are captained by a Canadian
>>63947226
>the worst team in the nhl is the only one without a captain
wew lad
Kings are leading the league in corsi again lads.
>>63947276
there are people ITT who are legitimately mad at smuk froks
>>63947492
i believe so
>hasbs
>blackcocks
>>63947597
smek_fruk
>>63947525
>tfw you will never be as successful as a meme.
>>63947608
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
wew lads
>>63947607
I know this feel all too well anon
>tfw no bean boy
why even live
>>63947654
>>63947662
>Summer memes
>>63947676
jej
What went wrong?
>>63947691
finnish goaltending
Think I've become addicted to memes. Is there an antidote?
>SNYPER already at #10 and trending upwards
>Tavares BTFO
>>63947915
no cure, only way to treat it is more memes
>>63947924
how do I vote for him?
>>63947915
Here's one.
>>63947942
https://allstarvote.nhl.com/en-us/LeaderBoard
You get 10 votes per day.
>>63938668
Jokes on you my sister has herpes so that baby is coming out blind and the daddy is going to be sore-y
>rags
>dallass stors
>>63948739
>dull-ass stairs
>>63948754
>doll-house squares
>dullas
>chiraq
>>63945577
Fritzl is austrian.
>>63948833
>caroliran
>bostoman
>anabaharain
Do you think that most of the teeth these players have lost are from
1. pucks
2. checks
3. punches
?
>tfw everyone I see on a daily basis could be northern European
>tfw cuties in class wear hockey jerseys and sweatshirts
>tfw no minorities
god damn I love living in the north
>>63949171
Pucks, sticks and punches. Sadly I never lost my front teeth while playing hockey.
>>63938668
how can the Devils win the Rangers, the Sens, go toe to toe ith the Habs and lose to Avs and BJ?
did some coke some stranger in a bar gave me last night. should I try out for the kings?
*poke*
>>63949633
Yes
>flyers-devils on friday
fucking kill me
le epic john scott in all star game xDDD
everyone make sure you vote for him because he's bad but it's funny because the game is for all stars lmaooo
Knock it off whoever you faggots are.
>>63949967
>posting on 4chink aboot reddit being retarded
just vote for ghostbear
>>63949887
why?
>>63950084
>>63949862
not just reddit
and i'm not voting for the guy with the worst last name in the nhl
>Tanner Glass called up from Hartford
Oh boy here we go. Possession stats were bad enough without him.
>Finally check scores
>Sharks
Why did I check the scores?
>Senators have only been around for 23 years
>Smack dab in the middle of the two biggest and oldest franchises in the NHL
>So many Leafs and Habs fans living in Ottawa
>Their kids become Leafs and Habs fan
>tfw home games against these two teams are actually home games for the Leafs and Habs
SNES are suffering
>>63950287
If your team isn't at least 100 years old, it's pretty much plastic
>Oilers the leagues worst team for the last decade loses to The Leafs
>Management now say we've hit rock bottom
>mfw a loss to the Leafs is the final straw on the camels back
>mfw Leafs are so bad that even the worst team in the NHL gets ultra depressed when losing to them, so much so they're about to trade some of the young forwards
Trade Edler already FUCK YOU GILLIS
>>63950087
Because watching Devils hockey is suicide inducing. And even though the Devils are complete shit, the Flyers always lose to them. It's the same exact game every single fucking time.
4-1 final score for the Devils
>>63950362
answer this please>>63949386
>>63949386
>>63950386
Because they're a shit meme team that is relying on massively overachieving free agents.
>>63950527
Stop responding to grease
>>63950527
>massively overachieving free agents.
>mfw I realize shitcongo has barely played any western teams
>mfw they miss the playoffs
>>63950343
looks like ericsson
>bernier
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>63950672
holy shit
is he gonna kill himself?
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED:
>LAFFS
Remember all that "stars are gonna win it" patter
lol
>LAFFS
>Bernier going to the AHL
>mfw
>>63950959
Why is his arm so long
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.
I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.
It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.
-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.
>>63950307
Team would have been 100 year old storied franchise if it wasn't for the great depression.
>>63950894
I think we're really out here
>>63951036
Yeah, no.
>rags
>>63950307
Original SNES would have had a better history than Montreal if they stayed around
>>63950672
and thus, ended the career of Jonathan Bernier.
>>63951116
Looks good. I'm starving
>be pierre
>walk down street in Paris
>spot twelve year old girl getting assraped by a gang of Achmeds and Muhammeds
>get aroused
>Achmed sees me stroking my meatstick in public
>pulls out his ak47
>I pull a white flag out of my back pocket as soon as I can to signal my surrender
>Achmed doesn't care about the rules of surrendering and shoots me six times for being a kaffir
>I die
>my family wants justice for my death
>they hunt down achmed out in public
>tell him it was my fault for being insensitive about the sanctity of 12yr old assrapes.
>I wasn't supposed to be stroking my dick, but I was supposed to be massaging my nipples and praising Allah as is part of their religious custom.
>achmed gets mad that my family is apologizing to him in French rather than Arabic
>he beheads my dad.
>mom and sis take their white flags out of their purses and start waving them around as they simultaneously pull their pants down and bend over for achmed to fuck them
>achmed fucks them
>french people see the tolerance and progressivism in my mom and sister.
>they join hands and make a circle around my dead dad and achmed fucking my mom and sis
>they sing their national anthem in arabic
>the sound of their croaking echoes throughout europe
>achmed later gets the nobel peace prize for his cultural enrichment
>rags
>>63951116
>bean burrito
>lettuce
>tomato
>no guac
>no salsa
really familia?
prob a NOr-cal sharks fans cause ain't no way you'd catch a kings or ducks fan fucking with that shit esé
>file deleted
Why
I don't get the John Scott thing at all. Fucking normie memes.
>>63951253
nice gostisbehere dubs
>>63951305
it's just zemgus girgensons round 2
>>63951327
>average flyer fan
what do you think dubs stands for?
>>63951386
lmao look at this fucking newfag
>kucherov dubs
>>63951409
who?
>>63951150
are you allright mate?
>>63946778
>DEL ever over NLA
you're wrong
>>63951429
>he doesn't know nikita kucherov
here's the attendance for each arena that hosts both nba and nhl. notice anything particularly >laffs about it? I sure hope you support a white team. cities without nba teams are automatically white
http://blogs.denverpost.com/avs/2015/11/29/complete-nbanhl-attendance-rankings-of-the-10-buildings-with-both-teams/22718/
>>63951698
philadelphia and denver confirmed only white teams on the list
also
>two teams in the same league sharing an arena
what the fuck la?
>>63951698
>>63951769
you missed that the capitals are white
>>63951794
Nah they just scared of magic
Will Bernier return to the NHL again?
>The @ISShockey Dec rankings are out - 1. Auston Matthews 2. Matthew Tkachuk 3. Jacob Chychrun 4. Jesse Puljujarvi 5. Michael McLeod...
Finland on suicide watch
>>63952040
Nope. Laffs killed him.
>>63952056
>the real frierst overall niot even listed
Lmao ranking made by 'professionals'
>>63952096
Laine was 9th if you mean him
>>63952056
Finland is kill
>>63952056
Rip in piss binland
In other news: Amerishoots do it again
will nobody make fun of Henrik Sedin's Shoot out abortion?
>>63952209
what is wrong with them?
>>63952209
>Be American fetus getting aborted
>Get shot
>>63952243
we're fed up with the niggers and fightin back
Just spilled so much spaghetti with the qt at the bank fellas
Referred to Kessel as based Bill
Wew lads
E
W
>>63952209
christian values promote such kind of behaviour to be honest
now please answer this>>63952226
he is following wwe.
>>63952275
I hope you atleast picked up your spaghetti and didnt just leave it on the floor
>>63952367
I got out of there in a hurry and slipped on the way out
>>63952397
what were you expecting? a date? she just met you man.
>>63952411
No I see her once a week easy
>did you watch the Penguins last night anon?
>I did! Based Bill scored
>u wut m8?
>>63952432
then tell her that's in an inside joke with your company. it won't be a lie.
>>63952432
Please don't respond to grease.
>>63952470
Sorry lad, flags aren't displaying on my phone for some reason
Forgive me
>>63952486
np my man, good looking out
>tfw slept 14 hours
>tfw no school until January
>no work until January
4comfy6me
>>63952470
Why?
>>63952275
Story
>>63952611
Here m8 >>63952432
Reminder that William Nylander is still an absolute stud and a future franchise forward for the Leafs and he hasn't even been broken in by Babcock.
This kid as 24 points in 19 games for the AHL Marlies and even then Nylander isn't at his fullest potential and at 19 he's only going to get better and Babcock knows it.
If he goes to play for Sweden for the WJHC the might as well give the Gold medal to them, because Nylander is going to outshine everybody there including Austin Matthews and Matt Tkachuk.
>>63952470
why not?
>>63952704
too bad toronto prefers to watch apehoop
>>63952704
>nylander-nylander line
it's going to happen
>>63952704
>"He"
Maybe Bernier can tell the team stories about Babcock, now that the laffs ruined him
>>63952573
he's probably from Quebec.
>>63952808
>>/h/
>>63952768
>apehoop
Isn't that a bit racist anon? It's nearly 2016
>>63952824
You're missing an o and a c
>>63952805
Bernier is a washed up faggot. If he wants to leave he can ask to be waived and the team would've waived him if he wanted to go back to LA or wherever, but he didn't because he knows that he's done due to his own ineptitude, especially if you see how many softies he lets in.
>>63952802
I honestly believe that Alex Nylander, if he stays out of the top 5, will be the steal of the draft. All he needs to do is add 10 pounds of muscle and he would be a solid top 6 forward.
However I'd rather the Laffs go for Matthew Tkachuk since he has dat 50 goal scorer lineage and plays with Marner and their friendship being linemates will help both of their developments and getting them into the big club.
Also he's 6'1'' and yet is a stocky 195lbs guy who doesn't get fucked around and has fantastic passing and playmaking abilities as well as a quick rifle shot, he definitely will be number 2 behind Matthews.
>>63952824
KissxSis isn't hentai dumdum.
>>63952859
Jon please.
>>63952859
Niggerbounce
>>63952818
FROGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63952883
Leafs are getting Puju, mark it.
They aren't finishing bottom 3 unless they average below .889 goaltending.
Go pongs
>>63952926
I'm transnigger and this is triggering please delete
>>63952969
Once Kadri goes on his 50 goal rampage they can win even with that
>>63952995
>basketball americans being triggered
you shouldn't talk about guns jamal
>>63952969
Puju might be tall but he's at best a 2nd line forward as he is now.
I'll have to see how the WJHC goes to see how he does against the Americans and Canadians.
>go to America
>get shot
>>63953053
>go to Canada
>call you a faggot
>get arrested
>>63953100
Better then getting shot.
Also cops are usually bros when it comes to PC fucks, even the female cops.
>>63953049
Laine has been more productive, stable and overall just better player this season so far imo
>Notable Swiss prospects at next draft: 0
hold me, /hoc/
>>63952859
>it's nearly 2016
>1996 was 400 years ago
>>63952859
Nig nog dribble jog
>>63953100
>ameriqueers
>>63953167
Can you get pet frogs like that? Would they be expensive to buy and maintain?
>>63952859
This
Fucking racists on this board
>>63953130
I agree, Laine has been looking very good lately. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2fTF3uHepc, Finland (if they also have Kapanen) along with Sweden (if they also add William Nylander) and USA will have very good WJHCs, Canada likely will not repeat Gold as it currently looks.
Also look at this shit here from Alex Nylander, this kid will be top 10 easily
>>63953213
fuck forgot the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnwWpGUb6Q
>>63953204
thats a toad and toads are very easy to keep as pets
>>63953274
same thing, like gators and crocs.
I wonder if the whole warts thing is true though
>>63953285
>same thing, like gators and crocs.
Uhh no they aren't.
>>63953114
>Also cops are usually bros when it comes to PC fucks
I wonder why
what games are up tonight?
how can the Devils lose to Avs?
>>63952528
> no school anymore
> can work from home if I want
> just started paying student loans, $400 month
Don't go to college, kids
>>63953100
>Be American
>Get shot
>A TRANNY athlete is the most celebrated person
>Get raped
>President is black
>Get blacked
>>63953285
toads are much easier to keep than frogs because frogs need more water and its like an aquarium for them. toads you give a little pond in the aquarium but spend more time out of the water. the warts are false
>>63953333
> mad about a country he doesn't live in
>>63953333
could be worse
DUDE
>>63953333
This rekage
Also gets quads
America will never EVER recover
>>63953446
MULTICULTURE
>see all thesse silly John Scott posts
>ignore it because silly memes
>today hes leading the voting
What? Is reddit doing it?
>>63952704
Nylander: 1.26ppg
RANDY RANTANEN: 1.31ppg
LEAFS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63953204
Just make sure you get frok projection
>>63953714
NYLANDER MORE LIKE SHITLANDER
RANTANEN MORE LIKE WINTANEN
>>63953622
Well it's not like 4 Chan is. Reddit has a lot more power than a Chinese cartoon board
>>63953957
>someone took time to make that image
>>63953333
QUADS OF TRUTH
>go to Canada
>get arrested for being a white male
>>63954093
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>"WEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO WWWEEEEEEOOOOOOO WWWEEEEEOOOOOO"
>"STOP RIGHT THERE YOU ABLEIST CIS SCUM!"
>Be Americaitlyn
>Face Mecca and recite the pledge of allegiance
>>63954218
>be Canadian
>have to swear fealty to a monarch like a 7th century peasant every morning due to not being free
>>63954273
>mfw I see Canadian money at work
>mfw the queen is on it
>>63954218
>president is named Hussein
>country is 63% white
>900
America Jr sure is triggered itt
Four days until Finland's independence day
>>63954336
no joke, independence from who?
the great khan?
>sixty
>three
>percent
>>63954351
Russia
>>63954351
Russia desu senpai
>fewer white people than the 63% of the USA
how long until Canada is in Arabic nation?
>>63954367
>>63954377
So basically the great khan.
>>63954391
>is in Arabic
Forget how to use computer Tyrone?
Does America Jr resort to int posting because they wanna deflect the Stanley drought?
>>63954367
>>63954377
>mfw I learned something today
لماذا لا ينبغي لنا أن نتحد جميعا كشعب الأبيض وتوجيه غضبنا في اليونان القتال؟????
>>63954457
I don't understand Canadian, could you translate that to American please?
>>63954470
>1993 ;_;
>>63954457
It's crazy president Hussein has time to shitpost
>>63954474
BTFO
>>63954462
>rescue toboggan
Wait, that was the Finns? Holy shit, what would the world do without you?
>>63954470
>could you translate that to American please?
這是美國,這是美國的,我向上帝發誓,這是美國,槍,胖的人,蘇打水,唐納德·特朗普。一位黑人總統。
There you go, buddy
>>63954499
You seemed to have confused American with Vancouverite
>>63954476
ما أجد فضول هو حقيقة ناظم القادري هو مركز أعلى في تورونتو
>laffs
>1993
>DUDE WEED
>government imposed homosexuality
الحلم الكندي هو الفوز أكواب في أمريكا
I visited family in Vancouver and asked why the milk was in bags and they said it's because no cups since 1993
>>63954527
Do you think Michelle fucks Justin with a strap on
>>63945877
>new jersey has a hockey team
no.
>>63954527
Back to work mr Obama you've got a lot of white women to fuck today
>>63954536
>>63954462
This is some military grade autism right here.
>>63954556
I can prove it
>>63954570
>bagged milk
>no cups
20 years ago today, Red wings scored 11 on Roy's last night in montreal
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqXPxXyGzRs
>>63954606
Lmao
>Canadian great Patrick waaaaa
>>63954553
Nice try but they don't sell bagged milk in Vancouver.
>>63954640
They do at places other than Loblaws you poor no cups son of a bitch
>no milk since 1993
شخصيا أشعر بالأسف للكنديين ولذلك فمن الصعب أن يشعر الكراهية نقية. لكن اليونان يستحق أن سخر !!!
>>63954784
Calm down Hussein you've got a lot of work to do lowering 63%
Trudeau looks like the guy that white knights feminists at a rally
>>63954887
because he does
Trudeau the kind of nigga that would fuck you in the ass without giving you a reach around
>>63955017
Want to get fucked in the ass*
Ftfy m8, he's too effeminate
What does the Canadian Prime Minster even do?
The whole country has less of a population than California ffs.
Americans get really upset when you point out that 37% of them aren't white and neither is thier leader.
It's not our fault you elected him.
>>63955190
>this edgy canadian
go back to your avril lavigne cds m8
FLYERS ARE FUCKING ELITE AND YOU CAN'T STOP
>>63955287
>25 points
>>63955257
>this assmad americaitlyn
Guys I bet that shooting wouldn't have happened if those disabled people had guns
Who is the worst player on each respective team?
Red Wings: Ericsson
Stars sure got memed on hard last night. I haven't seen a memeing like that since Scam Gagner's 8 point night.
On an unrelated subject, the league should hand out automatic suspensions for accumulating 5 hitting penalties in a season. Any player who boards, elbows, head hits, low bridge hits, knee on knee hits, butt ends, charges, or interfere's with another player that many times is a huge faggot.
>>63955427
careful not to cut yourself on those edges, gord
>>63955257
>This Americaitlyn gets triggered by words on the internet
Weak minds love to whine
>>63939588
Nice rapist dubs, checked
>>63955518
>>63955518
>>63955518
neeewwww threaaaad
>>63946338
Guinness is 8 bucks a glass in bagofmilkland.
>>63956551
It's more expensive in other civilized countries, cheaper in the USA though.
