/hoc/ General
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /hoc/ General
>PHI:Radko Gudas gets 3-game suspension
>TB:Ondrej Palat nears return to lineup
>VAN:Brandon Sutter out 4-6 weeks after surgery
>STL:Tarasenko (illness) sits practice Wednesday
>DAL:Stars activate Kari Lehtonen from IR
>TOR:Garret Sparks starts Wednesday vs. Jets
>TOR:Leafs plan to send Jonathan Bernier to AHL
>CHI:Patrick Kane extends point streak to 20 games
>NAS:Filip Forsberg has three pts in win over ARZ
>BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen has 3 assists in SO loss
>DET:Abdelkader scores 2 goals and assist in SO W
>PHI:Sean Couturier has three pts in win over Sens
>Americaitlyns
>Gudas suspended again
I like cobrun better 2bh
2nd for /wereallyback/ and
>americaitlyns
>>63955518
>americaitlyns
>>63955518
what the fuck is that?
>>63955576
>29th
hoc ded
>>63956076
when does /hoc/ become fun again
Reminder that it's nearly 2016 and any racist posts in /hoc/ will be reported
Reminder 2: every single person in Canada chugs cock
>>63956116
I dont know man....I just dont know anymore.
Who /scott/ here?
>>63956076
leaving this place for good and just showing up here to complain about the schedules.
fuck you, buttman
>>63956231
>flim flam scooter
I'm getting pretty good at this.
Shorks almost had me but able to turn it around in the 3rd.
>>63956266
is that EHM? is it any good?
>>63956303
Yeah EHM.
It's alright. I played a little of Football Manager before it's pretty much the same thing but hockey and same features and all that shit.
Be sure to get a real database file for real names and teams.
The default one is just made up names and shit.
>>63956321
Oh it has animated matches too.
When is /hoc/ gonna start memeing again? I'll start.
>>63956418
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>it was 3-0
>dallass sars
>>63956443
can i get a New York Rangers variant of this?
>>63956301
Maybe you could talk about hockey instead of spamming americaitlyns. There is a board /int/ for that.
You guys also bullied out the one person that consistently made memes.
If the rags and hasbs made it to the ECF what would happen? Would Price choke enough Dick Rash is able to score?
>rags
>>63956467
stop responding to the autistic canadian. also the >rags would meme their way to the cup, theres no way canada would break the cup curse, theyd choke
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>63956457
>rags
Daily rags posting time
>rags
> Winnipeg defence
>rags
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
NINE TEEN NINETY THREE GUYS
>Laffs in charge of keeping a meme alive for longer than a single game
>Sparks
Completely useless, kill him already
make a gamethread fags
how many people even post on /hoc/ anymore
>>63956947
24 in this thread.
>>63955635
It's quality WAT piston engineering from /o/.
>>63956985
im going to go rip the wat sticker off my truck
>Wednesday Rivalry Night
>It's an actual rivalry
Odd.
>rags
>>63957020
Ikr very unusual
>>63956922
for all 3 people watching this game? no thanks senpai
>yfw the lightning are going to shoot up the ducks net more than the terrorists shot up the autistic hospital in san beanernegro today
He's baaack
Leave Carolina to me.
>>63957056
not on Cam Americas watch tampon gay fan
Next game.
Taking bets.
Who will win?
I'm managing Avs.
>>63957056
>tfw >we'll probably manage to lose again
>>63957067
Ruutu?
Who caught that Rangers player pinning an Islander against the glass and punching him in the butt?
>>63957078
Forgot Picture
Col vs Caps
>>63957074
>anaheim defense
>in charge of stopping a team with an actual offense
wew lad
>rags
>>63957088
>88
no debts this time
Real talk time /hoc/
why is the barclays center allowed to be on tv? this place is an insult to the league
>>63957166
advertising money
>>63957166
It really is, why does a car have such good seats?
>>63957100
>prods
>actual offense
Americaitlyns everyone
>irish guy getting keked by the no ring king
https://youtu.be/jUgq98Hbyw4?t=235
(3:55)
>>63957232
irish husband*
>>63957179
>normies asking questions like this
REEEEEEEE
>>63957223
>ducks
>getting blown out by preds
>>63957115
tell me
>>63957258
Can you get seats in there?
>>63957272
never mind my reading comprehension broke.
>>63957269
Saku Numminen
>all this bin posting
wew
>>63957309
Now that shitjarvi and fatshit lame are busts is this the new prospect Finns are deluded about?
>>63957099
Caps scored 3 in the 1st.
Avs coming back in the 2nd.
Current tactics for Avs are all over Caps net.
anyone else use yikyak for banter when you cant shitpost on 4chan?
>>63957331
>Ovetškin 2.0
>bust
>>63957351
>upvoting your own post
>>63957337
Roy should just listen to me desu.
We gonna win this. 3-0 down to 4-3 win.
Ayy Jack Capuano is .420 in his career against the Rangers
>>63957351
>posting memes on reddit: college edition
dont get me wrong i've dumped some memes but i dont go around posting meme arrows.
>live in tampa
>some kid asks who likes hockey
>a few lightning kids
>some kid says "go blackhawks"
>ask him if he knew the NHL was more than 5 years old
>>63957379
Ovechkin went first overall, that faggot isn't even top five lmao
>>63955518
Jets are only hanging on because the Laffs are sucking worse. Pathetic. Where the hell were my Jets that steamrolled teams last fall? Fucking gone, and nothing's gonna fix it till we get rid of Ladd, re-sign buff, trade Trouba for Hamonic and give Wheeler the C
>>63955574
...they aren't comparable players at all.
>DoPS Wheel of Justice strikes again
Extra game for being a Flyer apparently.
>>63957232
Why the fuck are you watching this?
>>63957799
>wasting dubdubs
>>63957812
fuck off you cheeseburger eating bastard
>>63957572
Fuck off
>>63957812
You fuck off too...
Are the Devils elite?
Is bubbles the greatest waste of hockey potential in the last 50 years?
Is the ice at Barclay's terrible? People are falling all over the place
>>63958112
He's an equally talented musician
>>63958206
think that has more to do with the terrible teams on the ice
>>63958206
The everything at Barclays is terrible
>cageqvist
JOHNNY HOCKEY BUSTIN AT EM
THE FIX IS ON
The >rags refuse to shoot, its damned unamerican
u mad >rags?
u mad >rags?
u mad >rags?
Islanders master race reporting in.
>>63958492
GET IN HERE BREHS
>rags?
>keith yandle
>good defensively
Guess there's a first time for everything.
That dank fake from Hayes
>>63958492
>the city of you
>kikelanders
>>63958516
>drinking islanders juice
thats gross man
Cheeky fake one timer
>>63958567
>Jew York Rangers fan
>Calling anyone else a kike
Whatever you say, Schlomo. BTW, fuck the >rags.
between the leafs/jets and >rags/isisles there were 5 goals in like 3 minutes
>>63958568
>islander juice
>Jaeger, spray tan, and hair gel
What a shit goal lmao
Don't worry fellow Islanders master race. They'll put two or three past padqvist in the third. Islanders victory is guaranteed.
>LAFFS
>A
>F
>F
>S
Absolutely memed upon by the coaches challenge holy hell
>>63958660
>>63958660
>>63958660
smuk_ebmonton versus brooms
>tfw only relevant game doesnt start for another 40 minutes
>>63958206
Yes, it's absolutely horrible. Possibly the worst in the league.
I find it especially funny that there are islander fans who went through MSG to get to their home game tonight
>>63958776
That was more common when they were at the coliseum retard.
>>63958776
They went through Penn and anyone from the island transfers at Jamaica.
>>63958821
Doesn't change the fact
>>63958867
>going across new york
>go all the way to fucking jamacia to do it
new yorkers are retarded holy shit
>>63958867
Oh I'm just shitposting don't mind me
FLYERS ARE ELITE HOLY SHIT
NEW JERSEYS GONNA GET BTFO FRIDAY.FUCKING KIKES WITH NO CULTURE GONNA GET BTFO IN YOUR HALF EMPTY STADIUM
>>63958896
>this bipolar Flylels guy
Good for some keks I guess
>>63958868
how is one fanbase so pathetic
>There is a kid right now that no one knows that will become a NHL superstar.
>>63958932
the only thing thats bipolar are the two poles your mother was dancing on when I dunked my 30 inch schlong into her anal abyss
>5 P O R K 5
>F A N O O F
>L A F F S
>>63958969
>there was a child in san bernadino that was going to grow up make the ducks into a dynasty
>was
>>63958868
If you're watching a sporting event at MSG in Penn, you have about as good a view of it as you would at Barclays
>>63959000
what is 5-pork-5?
>laffs
hello darkness my old friend
>>63959012
>mfw this is a full house at Barclays center
>>63959012
>Barclays in charge of sight lines
>replying to trips
>me
>>63959035
>He doesn't know Garret Sparks
Hudson Bay rules out there
>Rags
>>63959035
Was trying to meme on Sparks when he had only let in 5.
fuck coaches challenge that was a fucking goal FUCK
holy fuck leafs defense should all be shot i mean fuck maybe give the new guy in net a little fucking support
fuck everything
>talking to grill for a while
>hanging out and stuff
>her massive dick of a boyfriend cheated on her
>still trying to make shit work between them, but they arent really dating
>keep hanging out with her hoping she'll see how stupid he is
>multiple people telling her hes a douche
>have plans to hang out with her tomorrow
>check facebook
>grill is in a relationship with dick
someone kill me. the lightning better fucking win tonight i cant take this shit
>>63958989
Lewd
>Boyle, Yandle, and Glass on at the same time
>it's like >we're trying to lose
>>63958969
Wouldn't his parents know him?
>>63959174
Don't be a beta and hover anon, find someone else
>>63959155
>The Leafs will never be good in your and your future grandkids lifetimes.
Kek
>>63959174
tell her shes a stupid retard and move on, fucking lingering isnt getting you anything
>>63959184
What if they dumped him for adoption?
>>63959200
well im not anymore, i just figured shed be smart enough to dump someone that cheated on her. but since shes gone back im done
>>63959236
Chicks are dumb man. Some of them willingly go back to dudes who beat the shit out of them. I mean, think about that.
>>63959174
>3d
what did you expect
>>63959267
i just dont understand. it literally makes no sense to me.
>>63959292
>i just dont understand
This is Women 101 man. You cant understand them. It is beyond male limitations to be able to comprehend how they think. Just dont bother trying to understand, its not worth the trouble.
>>63959000
>6PORK6
works too
With Stepan and Klein out some of the Rangers 3 on 3 units are gonna be a little risky
>>63959228
Then his adoptive parents would know him...
The only way this is possible is if he is training deep in the Yukon under pic related. And honestly that is a sobering, scary thought
>>63959281
I used to make fun of weebs but at this point idk man.
>>63959349
Exactly, the best you can hope for is to find one who's less retarded and/or crazy than average
>Puljujarvi will have to play in Alberta or Mexico City.
It's depressing to think about.
>>63959370
yfw da burrs win da Stanley Cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0E7amE2xXw
>rags
>meme point
>rags tbH
>sending Boyle
Good job AV
>Old man Boyle too tired
>rags
shootouts are literally the dumbest shit ever. seriously fuck them to hell
DAN FUCKIN BOYLE
lmao what was that
ducks and bolts
>>63959606
>rags
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise
>rags
>>63959605
I'm willing to bet you'd be calling them the greatest thing in the world if the >rags won.
>tfw kings of New York once again
WHERE DID ALL THE RAGS FANS GO?
>rags
thank goodness dan boyle is going to retire this year
holy shit
>>63959628
And I'm willing to bet everyone in your life would be happier if you just hanged yourself already you pony faggot.
Kings of nothing. fuck off
Did any of the rags shooters even try to score during the shootout?
>actual rivalries two weeks in a row
I don't know what's happening anymore
/b/ fag checking in on this general, are the memes dank and the autism rampant? Because that's what was advertised on a thread in /b/
>>63955518
Good on ya Isles for continuing the anticipated Rags regression
>rags
>rags
>laffs
>>63959631
we are here, laughing at Dan Boyle just as you are.
wew lad
>giving up a shorty
>to the coilers
>broons
lmao
>>63959654
>you will never be this butthurt
Shit team
>>63959734
Good thing their fans consume a steady diet of body juice lmao
>rags
reminder that the only reason why the Kings didn't sweep the Rags was because MSG has the worst ice in the league
>>63959654
>mad at sports
>>63959734
Chuckled heartily
That was a seriously close game. JARO did amazing
>>63959662
link to thread
>laffs
>rags
>>63959768
This is also why they lost tonight.
>>63959654
>being this upset
>I don't even like ponies
Can someone explain to me why they didn't play 4v4 at the end of OT in the Rags Islels game?
Matching roughing penalties are supposed to result in both teams going down a man, but since it's the retarded fucking 3v3 format, both teams should've been penalized by giving an extra skater to both.
>rags
literally garbage
>>63959605
I agree. But a win is a win
Stay mad mate
Guys,
Why didn't Dan Boyle just put it in the net? Doesn't he know that if he puts it in the net it counts as a goal, and would've kept the Rangers alive? Is he retarded?
>rags
First of many derby wins in the new home.
>rags
>>63959654
>getting this mad
>at a team of lovable scamps
>>63959605
Right up there with stinky smelly orange pickers
>>63959858
>rags
>>63959815
>I don't even like ponies
We both know that's a lie tho
>rags
>a
>g
>s
>>63959819
They never went down a man. Those players just went in the box
Looks like the rags are out of luckpuck
How long until they get BTFO out of a playoff spot?
I give it two months
>>63959913
>taking your trip off to make it seem like one other person on this earth thinks you're not a faggot
>>63959819
that devils fan is asking "why doesn't our team have history" and the elder superior flyers fan is looking down on that young bull for he cann't see through all the history and culture his team has achieved in it's 50 years of consistent progress.
>>63959942
Would they both come out and make it 4v4 if there was more than 2 minutes left in the game? There was only 1:40 left, so it didn't come into play.
>>63959942
For matching Roughing penalties. That's supposed to result in a 4v4 situation. It happened last year in OT (both teams went down to 3v3), so why weren't they both "penalized" to make it 4v4?
>>63959976
>Devils
>no history
>three cups
>top 3 goaltender of all time
I don't get it.
>>63959978
Yes. It's dumb as fuck and gimmicky as hell. With regular penalties in OT, you get 4v3. WHen it's over, the guy comes out of the box and both teams play 4v4 until the next whistle.
It's literally retarded.
>>63959984
This year's OT is different senpai. Where you been? It's 3v3. If a team is penalized, the other team gets an extra skater to make it a 4v3 PP. If the penalty is killed, they play 4v4 until the first whistle and then go back to 3v3.
>>63959998
they have the same number of cups that they have fans
>>63959721
Nah this place is kinda cozy finland
>>63959792
Thread 404'd, some fag posted a crosby jersey and was trying to find a site where he could get one for cheap
>>63959998
>devils fan
>doesn't think Brodeur is necessarily #1 all time
Color me surprised, though you're still wrong. Hasek, Roy, and Dryden were all better.
NEVER FORGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uRkOjXehPE
>>63960028
stay my canadian friend. /hoc/ is a comfy place
>>63959998
>good for 10% of their existence
>1 mem(e)orable player
also cups don't give you history.The kings have won 2 cups and everyone can agree they don't have a history.
>>63960040
i was waiting for some boarding, or hit from behind or something like that
>>63960044
>implying Scott Stevens isn't an even more supreme meme
>>63960044
>he doesn't know scott stevens
>>63960065
>he wasn't here memeing in the iihf threads in may
>tfw new skates came in the mail today
>tfw they literally could not be any duller
>tfw I'm going to go to the ice rink tomorrow and ask to get them sharpened, but it's going to be some fag teen who hates his life, and he's going to do two passes and charge me 5 bucks
Why do I live in this country?
>>63960029
I'm an Isles fan.
>>63960044
Niedermayer isn't memorable?
>>63959654
>rags
>>63960007
What I'm saying though, is that since both teams had roughing minors, it should've gone to 4v4 (no team can have less than 3 skaters).
This literally happened last year for the Kings vs Devils. Matching roughing in OT, went to 3v3. Since 2v2 doesn't exist, both teams should've played 4v4 for the matching roughing penalties.
>>63960029
>Dryden
Nice meme, kid. Definition of a system babby who was smart enough to quit before he got exposed.
If anyone's going to take that 3rd spot that's not Brodeur, it's Tretiak.
>>63960112
>surprised skates come unsharpened
>>63960150
The roughing penalties happened during an overtime period that is already played at 3v3. Those are the normal overtime rules this season. The 4th man only comes on during power plays
>>63960276
>3v3 is less gimmicky than the Shootout
I'm just glad that I'm already being vindicated in my opposition to it. People will turn on 3v3 way sooner than they did the shootout.
>>63960294
>you will never be that metal pole
Why live
>>63960167
But why tho
>>63960359
i like the grill on the left better 2bh, but still id pay tons of money to be that pole
>>63960372
Idk, something about how blondie can make a face like that and still be attractive just does it for me
Pay attention to me.
>>63960395
hello
>>63960395
Does bullying count? I'd be happy to do that.
>>63960371
because there are different ROH people prefer and you can't return sharpened skates if you don't like how they fit.
>wongs have awful goal differential
>wongs have awful shot differential
>wongs can't hold onto a third period lead
>wongs can hold onto a feeling though and manage to get points anyway
Are they actually an okay team, or is the NHL just full of garbage teams?
>>63960490
>Are they actually an okay team, or is the leastern just full of garbage teams?
FTFY
>>63960504
this, it's a meme conference
>>63960518
>The city of the Pacific Division
>>63960518
>>63960504
I see Reddit has arrived!
>>63960504
>flag
>topic
>>63960754
>flag
>in charge of developing non-rapist hockey talent
>>63960557
>Pacific vs east
Lak:5-3-1
Sjs:10-5-0
Ari:5-6-1
Van:3-6-3
Ana:4-2-0
Cal:5-6-1
Edm:5-5-1
total:37-33-7
>>63959951
>taking your name off in an effort to convince everyone you're not a ponyfag
>le Smuk shootout man
>>63960112
>He lives in a country without a skate sharpening shop
>>63960906
Late again Boyle :^)
if only we could play the Ducks 82 times a year
I really don't understand the rules for goalie interference anymore. In the Leafs game the d man pushed the other player into his own goalie resulting in no goal. Then in the Lightning game they pushed a d man into his goalie which resulted in no goal.
>>63961418
>lightning play the shorks saturday
not sure how to feel about that one. should be a good game hopefully
BREHS
is there hope?
>>63961448
I'm flying out to SF Friday, and got tickets to the game. How can I sneak a Pubsub into the game?
>>63961470
>Laffs fan
R E D F L A G
E
D
F
L
A
G
>>63961506
buy 2, give one to security guard.
>>63961506
wear a bra and then stuff them in there.
You don't even need to pretend your a girl. nobody gets close to man tits.
>7 of the last 8 wings games have gone to overtime
Can we stop giving up 3rd period leads soon?
>>63961554
Let's pretend that I am a girl though. I'm not going to stuff it in my bra and I'm sure not stuffing my hooha
Apology for bad englis
Were are you when >rags was kill?
I was at home starting goaltender for >rags when pjon ring
>equipment is shrink
no
> going to a concert in London tomorrow
> have to be within 100 miles of Toronto
Kill me
>>63961572
On the other hand.
>8 game point streak
There's always something positive.
And yes, next game will be a regulation win. I believe.
>>63961649
Now. It's ot for sure. Coyotes are just bad enough to beat the wings
Does he have the best skin in the league?
Holy fuck RNH which of your girlfriends products are you using? your skin is flawless.
>>63961615
then your panties and pretend you just shit yourself.
>>63958112
Real talk: Bubbles post season 3 was the worst part of Trailer Park Boys and actively made the show worse over time.
I don't know why Canadians love him so much.
>>63959174
I'm in that exact position except as the dickhead bf.
Keep picking up the pieces fuckboy
>>63961665
Oh, poop. I thought it was Ottawa for some reason. Yep, OT incoming.
>>63961671
But the game is in the bay area. Everyone will assume you have a huge feminine dick and not think twice.
When will the league drop the pitty point. I mean just look at the cantpucks.
>>63961485
hope for a relocation? sure
>>63961670
get outta here ya queermo
>>63961818
not my fault I like to know how to have the clearest skin possible. I like to have such clear skin that it's acceptable for me to talk down to girls who even just slightly cake on their makeup.
>>63961485
26 games into the regular season, Ryan Getzlaf and Ryan Kesler have combined for 0 even strength goals.
Those are >your top 2 centres. There is no hope.
>>63956076
>>63956418
>LE fuNnY MaYmAY
>>63961872
Christ that is awful.
>>63961876
>mad at memes
>rags
>laffs
>>63961872
Ryans with more points than Getzlaf (and Kessler):
Bobby Ryan
(B)ryan Little
Ryan Suter
Ryan O'Reilly
Ryan Johansen
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins (same amount of points as Getzlaf, but more goals)
>>63962066
>Ryan Suter
O I am laffin
Reminder that Leo Komarov has more goals this season than Getzlaf and Perry combined
>>63962094
Reminder that Iiro Pakarinen has more goals than Getzlaff and Keslel combined
>playing EHM
>team hasn't scored in 5 periods
>>63962272
>playing be a pro in nhl 15
>max difficulty
>12 games into the season
>16 goals as a rookie, 107 shots on goal, 17 assists
Just fuck my realism up
>>63962088
Ryan Suter is actually tied for 3rd among D in points, and has 4 goals compared to PK's 1. He has gone so meme he leads the mild in points actually.
>only 23 days until the world juniors
time is going so fast.
>>63962559
Think how fast it will be over
>>63962597
And think how fast is the Laine's one timer on OT to win gold over sweden
>>63958082
of course
>>63959370
this is how the Micmac learned the sport.
>>63960044
>everyone can agree they don't have a history.
they do, since they exist
what you probably mean, which is also wrong, is that they lack character, which everyone can agree that the Devils had a unique identity. They changed the game, forcing the moneymakers to change the rules TWICE, and they also differed because of Lou.
>>63961615
>Let's pretend that I am a girl
ok
Greece plz
Canadians just love to riot and I love them for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kQv7D4B9gY
>you are now imagining a perfect world with no Canadians and no grease
>>63963598
>he is this triggered that America sucks at hockey
Maybe Reddit is more your style
>>63963818
Because it isn't filled with border shitflinging?
The top 3 D in points arent canadian. The Hart and Rocket leader is American. A Canadian anon in a game thread (I'm guessing ruinsVcoilers) even predicted a bronze at best in the WJHC.
Maybe you should all stop /int/ posting and talk about hockey, or at least meme
>>63963912
Excuse me me not rocket, but 3 out of 5 are non-canadian
>American hockey knowledge
>analslime
Also, being banned fucking sucks.
It greatly reduces your ability to post troll threads on /k/
Feed me memes /hoc/
>mfw the laffs would have to travel north to play in St. Paul if they came from Toronto
>>63963912
>muh defenseman scoring
Canadian defensemen actually play defense
That tournament doesn't man much considering canada hasnt won a lot recently and we still slap everyones shit
>>63964142
>you will never go on a mission to mars with binland
>>63964279
You can however go to Finland without interacting with any finn
>>63964266
>>63964266
Are you implying Subban plays a better D game than Suter?
Canada still has the best forwards but with the exception of Doughty and Keith are lacking on D.
What do you mean slap everyone's shit? Do you mean Olympics? It took OT in 2010 and 2014 was a 1-0 win. The WJHC is a taste.
Why can't you be happy hockey is growing?
>>63964423
>inb4 Binland 5-0
Go kings go
How bad would I beat you?
>>63964423
Score was decieving in both games 2014 team canada was more dominant than any team I've ever watched, especially on defense. You're fucking retarded if you think any American defenseman would be a regular on team canada if he was Canadian.
Suter is fucking shit, dude is unbelievably overrated, doesn't even know how to take a slapshot, makes awful pinches constantly and is a bit of a locker room cancer apparently.
Subban is a meme defenseman like karlsson and was sat in sochi.
Why would I care that some amerifat somewhere likes hockey now? I don't benefit from "growing the game"
>>63964474
probably still couldnt beat me even with your pay2win team
>>63964474
>paying to pay to play
>not playing glorious EASHL
Good goy, don't forget to buy your special rare Hanukkah packs
>>63964479
So Quick memed on canada in 2010?
disagree he is "unbelievably" overrated but still is too hyped. Agree he cant take a slap shot. Pinches have been taken but all wild D the last 2 seasons due to having subpar forwards. No idea on the locker room.
Is Klingberg less of a meme than forward #4 Karlsson?
Clearly not since everything is about good ol' Ontario boys and Canada trying to clutch to hockey being their sport yet there is a greater % of non-canadian hockey players. Sorry for liking "your" sport I guess
>>63964538
Quick was decent but Canada played a defense first game and choked the USA.
Klingmeme plays with seguin and Benn who are the best dou in the league, and are both art ross and rocket contenders.
Pinching has little to do with forwards and more to do with dogshit hockey sense. The rest of your post is just lazy trolling, Canada supplies the most and best hockey players now and forever.
>>63964474
Stop posting faggot
I worked 6 months in a EA support center. UT was the most hilarious shit. People would call in saying it was the most bullshit money grab by EA ever (it was) yet had teams that probably cost them $100s. Most were either 12 year olds that were dumb enough to click a facebook link offering free shit and got their team stolen or 40 year olds that had the money but still complained they couldnt win.
In my experiance
FUT: 10-19 year olds trying to be unique playing FIFA, that got their team stolen by russians, or brits threatening to sue me personally for the same reason
FUT: 16-30 year olds, mostly niggers, that blamed John Madden personally for glitches
HUT: 25-+ that would ask for tips or complaining about balancing because they got BTFO, or just want refunds for EAs many fuckups
Man that job sucked
>>63964570
Who is the best D ever?
>>63964538
>Quick
>Olympic starter
Pick one
He had his chance but now they'll roll the dice on someone else. Oh... wait Dean Lombardi is the GM for 2018. Hahaha enjoy having Quick in the pipes for 2018 :^)
>>63964634
Your mom says it's my D
>>63964635
Please no...
Quick was the only reason 2010 went into OT but has revealed his shitter self. No way to know who will be in 3 years from now but Schneider will be interesting this summer and is the only reason that pizza faggot still posts here
>>63964647
>my D is a seperate entity
Did you really give your horn its own name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE
>>63964659
Miller was in net for 2010
https://youtu.be/8z0W1MUv_c4
>>63964117
you were banned from all boards?? for what?
>rags
>laffs
>>63964680
This next Olympic team is going to be faster than any previous iteration
McDavid, Hall, Benn, Seguin & MacKinnon are all pepper pots but only Hall & Benn would be lighting a candle
Should be a fun one
>>63964647
#rekt
How the fuck did a Greek get in our general?? We're better than this
>>63964859
>our general
>having been here the last 7 months
I don't know who is worse
>Jagr hasn't scored in two games
>>63964922
I have been here
Hey what do you know, the Canadiens won their last Stanley Cup with the help of a player also named Deshardains (well, similar).
Reminder to support Barkov's blog
http://www.aleksanderbarkov16.com
>>63964927
he looked pretty shitty in the last game. He's groin is probably not healed yet.
>>63964972
Yeah he was slower than usual against the Bloos which is pretty fucking slow. The man has a godly arse and was unbeatable in corners but he must be playing through an injury of some sort.
>>63964962
are the other players even trying?
>>63964972
>groin injury
I wonder...
>>63964962
i wonder what is the reason that a player that sems pretty introvert has all those twittwe,facebook,instagram etc accounts? Think his agent got him into them?
today there is a possibility that we will see two (t w o) norwegians on the ice in the same match, playing against each other in the nhl.
how should i celebrate this momentous occasion?
>>63965045
watch the game
>>63965045
Sing national anthem every time they score and hope Dick Trash doesn't shit the game up
Any of you lads getting /hongcouver/ for lunch today like me?
what do you guys do when you feel really sad
>>63965157
>Lunch
>At 8:35 AM
s m h
3 DAYS LADS
>>63965157
I'm on a strict no penis-dick diet, doctor's orders
>laffs
>>63965209
>2015
>eating 'Lunch' ever
All my life I've ate whenever I wanted, I don't understand these people who do breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
>not leaving the office to go to lunch with the lads for food and bantz
>>63965200
Watch anime with cute girls, fap to hentai and cry a lot
>>63965291
I'm with you man, I usually wake up at 3 p.m and eat Taco Bell for lunch
>inb4 amerifats
I'm 6'1 180 lb's and don't understand how fat people exist
>>63965300
>American
>bantz
"MEMES!"
"LOL U SO AUSTISM DUUUUUDE"!!!
"YOU DRINK YOUR MOM'S BULLS CUM BEFORE YOUR DAD CAN"!
"LOL WE DID IT REDDIT"!
">RAGS"
"WWWEEEWWW MEH MEH ARROWS IRL"
>>63965343
Meant to put "lunch" *
>>63965353
>all this canadian salt
Go to a doctor.
>>63965370
>Amerilard talking to me about salt
>Be American
>Go for Lunch
>Get shot
>>63965353
>mad
>at >rags
>>63965383
Are you kidding, you Canadians use way too much salt. It's like eating at an Outback everywhere you go!
>>63965447
Canada has the highest salt content on earth
>>63964634
Bobby the motherfucker Orr followed by lidstrom Robinson and then borque
>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 7m
>Steve Moses on unconditional waivers. Must be going back to KHL
Moses was the leading goal scorer in the KHL in 2014-15, with 36 goals. He managed to score 2 in 16 games with the Milwaukee Admirals this season.
>Russian hockey
>>63965601
No memes please, I'm actually very curious: why are Finns so stupid? And why do they smell so bad and look so ugly?
I really need to know.
>>63965697
mongol genes
Will Drouin be elite
>>63966035
What makes you think otherwise?
>tfw Abdullahqadar stylin and profiling
>>63965719
Such QTs!
Who is this girl on the top?
>>63966155
linda liukas
>>63966174
Thanks, m8
Are we not talking about buffalo getting 2018? Or are you guys just slow
>>63966155
yes, kind of strange. I also like the one on the bottom she reminds me more of our finn queen. pls post finn queen btw.
>>63966211
>implying /hoc/ cares about anything besides memes and sandwiches
How fucking new are you?
stupid sexy seguin
>tfw no publix sandwich right now
why did Anaheim change their logo and jerseys? now they look like utter shit to be quite honest
>>63966542
Gonna pick one up tomorrow at lunch desu. I'm thinking of trying the vegetable only sub, apparently you get double cheese.
Any suggestions for the bread?
>>63966568
Trying too hard to appeal to California hipsters
/hoc/ ded
>>63966924
Revive it my canadian chum
Kings are btfoing everyone in Corsi again.
lmao this fucking john scott thing is the fucking best
>the all star game and break has always been a total fucking joke
>players don't want it or care
>no one takes it seriously but the nhl
>fans don't take it seriously, just enjoy it for the fun spectacle it is
>last yeah the nhl tried to roll with the fun
>make a disastrous stage show out of it because they hired garbage personalities that made everything awkward
>nhl changes it to 3on3
>the players now care, but out of anger
>nhl takes "great strides" in trying to make it a serious and respectable event this year
>make a system so easily exploitable that john scott is in the all star voting
>all these media members and reporters anally annihilated blaming it on "grown men with pizza stains on their shirt in their mom's basement" and "hackers" and all this other shit
I fucking love watching them pussyfoot around the fact he's one of the league's favourite players and a perfect locker room presence, long time veteran and great teammate because "he ain't skate so good"
the only it matters is because there's that stupid push to make the all-star game respectable, fucking bettman
>b-but domi!
he's fucking young, he'll be in it one day
>>63966966
>>63966999
Nice dubs and trips. /hoc/ back
>>63967003
MacLean is such a cry babby
>>63967003
Lel, the NHL all star game should become like the KHL all star game. All the russians take it so fucking seriously for some reason. Probably out of fear of being sent to Siberia.
>>63967003
>>/reddit/
>>63966602
whole bread
>>63967195
Uncommon flag
>>63967003
>>>63967003
>lmao this fucking john scott thing is the fucking best
>>the all star game and break has always been a total fucking joke
>>players don't want it or care
>>no one takes it seriously but the nhl
>>fans don't take it seriously, just enjoy it for the fun spectacle it is
>>last yeah the nhl tried to roll with the fun
>>make a disastrous stage show out of it because they hired garbage personalities that made everything awkward
>>nhl changes it to 3on3
>>the players now care, but out of anger
>>nhl takes "great strides" in trying to make it a serious and respectable event this year
>>make a system so easily exploitable that john scott is in the all star voting
>>all these media members and reporters anally annihilated blaming it on "grown men with pizza stains on their shirt in their mom's basement" and "hackers" and all this other shit
>I fucking love watching them pussyfoot around the fact he's one of the league's favourite players and a perfect locker room presence, long time veteran and great teammate because "he ain't skate so good"
>the only it matters is because there's that stupid push to make the all-star game respectable, fucking bettman
>>b-but domi!
>he's fucking young, he'll be in it one day
>all these media members and reporters anally annihilated blaming it on "grown men with pizza stains on their shirt in their mom's basement" and "hackers" and all this other shit
No, its just Jeff ""DUI and Assault" O'Neal getting mad
>Yakupov: 100 points in 214 games
>Daigle: recorded his 100th point in his 165th game
So who's the biggest disappointment as 1st overall, /hoc/?
>>63967303
Yakupov plays on Edmemeton so he gets a pass in my books. Out of 3 Oiler game I watched this season he create chances and idiot teammate does not convert or turnover and he's much better defensively than horrible sophomore season. If he was on Montreal he would be outperforming Chucky. The bigger disappoint is Ryan Murray. He look like elite rearguard out of Everett then took too many injuries that derail his development. Ppl saying he could be Team Canada player but in 2016 still need to establish NHL career.
>>63967303
It's still Daigle. A 'disappointment' implies that the expectations were high.
Nobody saw Yakupov as a hof candidate.
>>63967281
why did you quote his entire post?
>>63967303
Daigle was supposed to be the next gretzky. Yakupov "only" next ovechkin lite.
>>63965045
Sorry, but Tanguay is back and Martinsen is a scratch.
Will Elias make the HHoF?
>>63967789
I dont see any reason why he shouldn't tbqh lad
![41pYTcdNEnL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yLj0otN.jpg "41pYTcdNEnL. SX331 BO1,204,203,200 [1]")
/r/ "smuk memes, america's most dangerous frok" picture.
In return here's a New York Rangers meme
>>63967789
first All-Star team in 2000 is his best accomplishment
if he does, it's gonna take a while, but I guess he wouldn't be the worst guy to ever make it
>it has been almost 3 months since smuk_anok has posted on /hoc/
>>63967916
Who's the worst hocker player in the HoF?
>>63967950
Probably a Finn tbphwyfam.
Why are you such terrible hockey players?
>>63967909
Why do I find this arousing?
>>63967909
Death to fuk_ponek
>>63967950
I can't answer that question, but if I had to guess then probably somebody from the O6 era when everything was a little more lax. Some people probably got overhyped due to some of the ridiculous dynasties teams had.
found it
I don't think Finns are very good hockey playhers. Why is Sweden so much better?
>>63968324
lack of mongol genes
>>63967003
it's reddit as fuck tbqh, not really funny at all
Who /habs/ for stanley cup here?
Hey Finland, what u think? :^)
>>63968689
I wouldn't split benn and seguin but looks pretty good imo
>>63967089
>>63968493
Probably the first time "reddit" has been used properly to describe something on 4chan.
Just look at r/hockey, they're jacking themselves off silly over the whole thing.
meme
>>63956770
>rags
>>63968779
Not very good. Please try harder next time.
Caps vs Canadiens is going to be the game of the month. Too bad I have to miss it.
Canada, I am going to be inside of you tonight
>>63969134
What province
>>63967789
Lol no what has he even done
>>63968689
Finland BTFO
>>63969255
Hello, Reddit!
>>63969428
Why do you think he should be in the HHOF, caitlyn?
>>63967789
>on devils
no.
>>63969583
He's probably just going to call you Reddit like a cuçkold because he's got no argument
Being a passanger to cups doesn't make you HHOF worthy
>>63969492
1000+ points. Absolutely essential to the Devils success in the 2000s.
I know you're underaged, so you don't remember, but in the 1990s and 2000s, there were no dynasties. But 2 teams could make a legitimate claim to being the closest thing to one: the New Jersey Devils and the Detroit Red Wings. And Elias was part of that central core.
If Stevens and Niedermayer are in the Hall, Elias absolutely belongs too.
Why is Canada always so salty?
If your team has less than 30 points right now then you should probably kill yourselves.
Also this John Scott meme is ebin
>>63969667
>1000 points
Not hall worthy
>passenger to cups
Not hall worthy
>zero individual awards
No HHOF
Sorry my guido friend but he is not worthy.
Marty Stevens and neids are though
As a SNES fan I hope they can get a Finnish player at some point. Then they'd be the ultimate meme team.
Do you guys think Armenia will be back in a few days? I have it on my calendar that he returns on the 9th. Will he make America Jr. cry like last time?
I can't wait 2bh
Rip dog
Go wongs, try to win or lose in regulation this time.
>>63969821
Does Zibby count or does it have to be a goalie
>>63969827
He wasn't killed yesterday?
>>63968689
Don't be mean, Finland has difficult life.
>>63969882
what happened yesterday?
>>63969868
Zib's mum is Finnish, but he was born in Sweden, so he doesn't count.
>>63969882
Is Armenia really dead? :((( if so...rip sweet prince. he was the hero we didn't deserve. may her sleep comfily in the meme after lief
>>63969731
>Canadian hockey "knowledge"
>>63969994
>can't refute anything I said
>decides on an ad hominem attack
Elias is the hejduk of the least
Is hejduk a HHOF worthy player?
>>63969994
I'm pretty sure they're wearing those ironically.o one would be an actual fan of the devils.
>>63969731
>Marty Stevens and neids are though, becase they are good Canadian boys and therefore better
lmao stfu Canatard
>>63970133
They were much better at their position though.
Sorry but your 30 goal scoring manlet just wasn't that great, tony
>24 hour /hoc/ in the middle of December
>>63970291
>what is the end of the semester
>>63969827
Hooptur or the glendale fag?
>>63970310
I have a total of 15,000 words due in the next 19 days.
>tfw no time for hokkei
>>63970291
early season memes have dried up, maybe someone will make a funny trade soon
>>63970291
>>63970310
who /comfy/ here?
>Watched less than 10 games of hockey in my life
>see NHL standings in newspaper while flipping pages to find NBA standings
>see Stars on top
Let's go Stars! Going to a game next Tuesday, have already ordered a Jamie Benn jersey.
>>63970263
>Broduer
>good
lmao, trap baby bullshit
>muh high numbers because im old
>>63970329
what subject?
>>63970416
Mongol studies
>>63970569
ah you're taking canadian heritage course?
HABS VS CAPS
>>63970641
>>63970641
>>63970641
>>63970641
CAPS @ HABS
>>63970634
>>63970634
>>63970634
>>63970647
>>63970649
smhtbhfam
>>63970615
Canautists BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
How can a single nation be so cUck?
>>63970615
Reeeeeeekttt
wongs thread where?
>how1rd
>>63971143
wongs and coyotes
>carolelna
Is there a more boring matchup than Carolina and New Jersey?
>>63970329
>15,000 words
what
that's like 100 pages. Are you writing your diatribe?
who /neet/ here?
Truly, how can the Devils win the rangers and play the Canadiens head to head and lose to the Avs and Bjs?
Has there been some sort of agreement between teams in higher positions and lower ones? Equally playing the Habs, I mean come oan.
Galchenyuk is a great and fast player. Additionally, he plays in a good ensemble. Maybe if the Devils kept Kovalchuk, the teams could be comparable. Esquire named him one of the best players. You wouldn't even be talking about it right now, forget it. Only such teams as the Devils (read: quality) can bring about such highs and lows. Undoubtedly this season is a puzzle for me. Juxtaposed of course to last season, who was my first, granted, kek. Unlike last year, however, this one is like clockwork: win the favourite, lose to the lower in standings. Scary, if you think about it.
The season is not over however. Let's wait and see. Ovechkin is not going to win a Stanley Cup before the devs anyway, amirite? Stanley cup: The highest honour.
6th December was the day I came to /sp/ for the first time to see what a 4chan hockey community seemed like. The Devils were playing the Hurricanes then as well. I haven't regretted it.
>>63971383
Is there a more ugly peoples than Finns?
How the fuck did pekka do that?
>>63970321
Hooptur of course. Glendale fag is still here
>>63971886
magic
>>63971689
Yeah? Well literally everyone on this fucking board regrets it.
It will be a happy day when you keel over and die. I pray it's soon enough that I'm still using this shit site so I can at least celebrate it.
Nash just sliced up Johnson.
>>63971886
>finnish goaltending
Old man Dan doesn't have back to backs in him anymore
>>63971948
me on the left
you on the right
>Smith letting in a bouncer from center ice
Why is no one surprised?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
FUCK YES
LET'S GO DE-VOLS
>>63971689
Happy memeversiery
>>63971948
I like Greece
>>63972097
thanks my man!
treat yourself to some Tzatziki
>>63964770
Trolling /k/ lol
His name is Steven
His last name is Gionta
Pronounced Djjion-ta
and he just scored
>>63972133
That is whipped cream
>>63972155
probably the first ban I ever got too.
>>63972204
I got banned once for shitposting on /n/.
>>63972316
>>63972316
>>63972316
new thread, famigos
that was a good goal by the Canes
![[chuckling deeply].png](https://i.imgur.com/0iQ71Mm.png "[chuckling deeply]")
![i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJB4FWy.jpg "i[1]")
![1433744601991[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6veM7lf.png "1433744601991[1]")
