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>PHI:Radko Gudas gets 3-game suspension
>TB:Ondrej Palat nears return to lineup
>VAN:Brandon Sutter out 4-6 weeks after surgery
>STL:Tarasenko (illness) sits practice Wednesday
>DAL:Stars activate Kari Lehtonen from IR
>TOR:Garret Sparks starts Wednesday vs. Jets
>TOR:Leafs plan to send Jonathan Bernier to AHL
>CHI:Patrick Kane extends point streak to 20 games
>NAS:Filip Forsberg has three pts in win over ARZ
>BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen has 3 assists in SO loss
>DET:Abdelkader scores 2 goals and assist in SO W
>PHI:Sean Couturier has three pts in win over Sens
>Americaitlyns
>Gudas suspended again
I like cobrun better 2bh
2nd for /wereallyback/ and
>americaitlyns
>>63955518
>americaitlyns
>>63955518
what the fuck is that?
>>63955548
>>63955576
>>63955586
>>63955576
>29th
hoc ded
>>63956076
when does /hoc/ become fun again
Reminder that it's nearly 2016 and any racist posts in /hoc/ will be reported
Reminder 2: every single person in Canada chugs cock
>>63956116
I dont know man....I just dont know anymore.
Who /scott/ here?
>>63956076
leaving this place for good and just showing up here to complain about the schedules.
fuck you, buttman
>>63956231
>flim flam scooter
I'm getting pretty good at this.
Shorks almost had me but able to turn it around in the 3rd.
>>63956266
is that EHM? is it any good?
>>63956303
Yeah EHM.
It's alright. I played a little of Football Manager before it's pretty much the same thing but hockey and same features and all that shit.
Be sure to get a real database file for real names and teams.
The default one is just made up names and shit.
>>63956321
Oh it has animated matches too.
When is /hoc/ gonna start memeing again? I'll start.
>>63956418
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>it was 3-0
>dallass sars
>>63956443
can i get a New York Rangers variant of this?
>>63956301
Maybe you could talk about hockey instead of spamming americaitlyns. There is a board /int/ for that.
You guys also bullied out the one person that consistently made memes.
If the rags and hasbs made it to the ECF what would happen? Would Price choke enough Dick Rash is able to score?
>rags
>>63956467
stop responding to the autistic canadian. also the >rags would meme their way to the cup, theres no way canada would break the cup curse, theyd choke
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>63956457
>rags
Daily rags posting time
>rags
> Winnipeg defence
>rags
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
NINE TEEN NINETY THREE GUYS
>Laffs in charge of keeping a meme alive for longer than a single game
>Sparks
Completely useless, kill him already
make a gamethread fags
how many people even post on /hoc/ anymore
>>63956947
24 in this thread.
>>63955635
It's quality WAT piston engineering from /o/.
>>63956985
im going to go rip the wat sticker off my truck
>Wednesday Rivalry Night
>It's an actual rivalry
Odd.
>rags
>>63957020
Ikr very unusual
>>63956922
for all 3 people watching this game? no thanks senpai
>yfw the lightning are going to shoot up the ducks net more than the terrorists shot up the autistic hospital in san beanernegro today
He's baaack
Leave Carolina to me.
>>63957056
not on Cam Americas watch tampon gay fan
Next game.
Taking bets.
Who will win?
I'm managing Avs.
>>63957056
>tfw >we'll probably manage to lose again
>>63957067
Ruutu?
Who caught that Rangers player pinning an Islander against the glass and punching him in the butt?
>>63957078
Forgot Picture
Col vs Caps
>>63957074
>anaheim defense
>in charge of stopping a team with an actual offense
wew lad
>rags
>>63957088
>88
no debts this time
Real talk time /hoc/
why is the barclays center allowed to be on tv? this place is an insult to the league
>>63957166
advertising money
>>63957166
It really is, why does a car have such good seats?
>>63957100
>prods
>actual offense
Americaitlyns everyone
>irish guy getting keked by the no ring king
https://youtu.be/jUgq98Hbyw4?t=235
(3:55)
>>63957232
irish husband*
>>63957179
>normies asking questions like this
REEEEEEEE
>>63957223
>ducks
>getting blown out by preds
>>63957115
tell me
>>63957258
Can you get seats in there?
>>63957272
never mind my reading comprehension broke.
>>63957269
Saku Numminen
>>63957292
>all this bin posting
wew
>>63957309
Now that shitjarvi and fatshit lame are busts is this the new prospect Finns are deluded about?
>>63957099
Caps scored 3 in the 1st.
Avs coming back in the 2nd.
Current tactics for Avs are all over Caps net.
anyone else use yikyak for banter when you cant shitpost on 4chan?
>>63957331
>Ovetškin 2.0
>bust
>>63957351
>upvoting your own post
>>63957337
Roy should just listen to me desu.
We gonna win this. 3-0 down to 4-3 win.
Ayy Jack Capuano is .420 in his career against the Rangers
>>63957351
>posting memes on reddit: college edition
dont get me wrong i've dumped some memes but i dont go around posting meme arrows.
>live in tampa
>some kid asks who likes hockey
>a few lightning kids
>some kid says "go blackhawks"
>ask him if he knew the NHL was more than 5 years old
>>63957379
Ovechkin went first overall, that faggot isn't even top five lmao
>>63955518
Jets are only hanging on because the Laffs are sucking worse. Pathetic. Where the hell were my Jets that steamrolled teams last fall? Fucking gone, and nothing's gonna fix it till we get rid of Ladd, re-sign buff, trade Trouba for Hamonic and give Wheeler the C
>>63955574
...they aren't comparable players at all.
>DoPS Wheel of Justice strikes again
Extra game for being a Flyer apparently.
>>63957232
Why the fuck are you watching this?
>>63957799
>wasting dubdubs
>>63957812
fuck off you cheeseburger eating bastard
>>63957572
Fuck off
>>63957812
You fuck off too...
Are the Devils elite?
Is bubbles the greatest waste of hockey potential in the last 50 years?
Is the ice at Barclay's terrible? People are falling all over the place
>>63958112
He's an equally talented musician
>>63958206
think that has more to do with the terrible teams on the ice
>>63958206
The everything at Barclays is terrible
>cageqvist
JOHNNY HOCKEY BUSTIN AT EM
THE FIX IS ON
The >rags refuse to shoot, its damned unamerican
u mad >rags?
u mad >rags?
u mad >rags?
Islanders master race reporting in.
>>63958492
GET IN HERE BREHS
>rags?
>keith yandle
>good defensively
Guess there's a first time for everything.
That dank fake from Hayes
>>63958492
>the city of you
>kikelanders
>>63958516
>drinking islanders juice
thats gross man
Cheeky fake one timer
>>63958567
>Jew York Rangers fan
>Calling anyone else a kike
Whatever you say, Schlomo. BTW, fuck the >rags.
between the leafs/jets and >rags/isisles there were 5 goals in like 3 minutes
>>63958568
>islander juice
>Jaeger, spray tan, and hair gel
What a shit goal lmao
Don't worry fellow Islanders master race. They'll put two or three past padqvist in the third. Islanders victory is guaranteed.
>LAFFS
>A
>F
>F
>S
Absolutely memed upon by the coaches challenge holy hell
>>63958660
>>63958660
>>63958660
smuk_ebmonton versus brooms
>tfw only relevant game doesnt start for another 40 minutes
>>63958206
Yes, it's absolutely horrible. Possibly the worst in the league.
I find it especially funny that there are islander fans who went through MSG to get to their home game tonight
>>63958776
That was more common when they were at the coliseum retard.
>>63958776
They went through Penn and anyone from the island transfers at Jamaica.
>>63958821
Doesn't change the fact
>>63958867
>going across new york
>go all the way to fucking jamacia to do it
new yorkers are retarded holy shit
>>63958867
Oh I'm just shitposting don't mind me
FLYERS ARE ELITE HOLY SHIT
NEW JERSEYS GONNA GET BTFO FRIDAY.FUCKING KIKES WITH NO CULTURE GONNA GET BTFO IN YOUR HALF EMPTY STADIUM
>>63958896
>this bipolar Flylels guy
Good for some keks I guess
>>63958868
how is one fanbase so pathetic
>There is a kid right now that no one knows that will become a NHL superstar.
>>63958932
the only thing thats bipolar are the two poles your mother was dancing on when I dunked my 30 inch schlong into her anal abyss
>5 P O R K 5
>F A N O O F
>L A F F S
>>63958969
>there was a child in san bernadino that was going to grow up make the ducks into a dynasty
>was
>>63958868
If you're watching a sporting event at MSG in Penn, you have about as good a view of it as you would at Barclays
>>63959000
what is 5-pork-5?
>laffs
hello darkness my old friend
>>63959012
>mfw this is a full house at Barclays center
>>63959012
>Barclays in charge of sight lines
>replying to trips
>me
>>63959035
>He doesn't know Garret Sparks
Hudson Bay rules out there
>Rags
>>63959035
Was trying to meme on Sparks when he had only let in 5.
fuck coaches challenge that was a fucking goal FUCK
holy fuck leafs defense should all be shot i mean fuck maybe give the new guy in net a little fucking support
fuck everything
>talking to grill for a while
>hanging out and stuff
>her massive dick of a boyfriend cheated on her
>still trying to make shit work between them, but they arent really dating
>keep hanging out with her hoping she'll see how stupid he is
>multiple people telling her hes a douche
>have plans to hang out with her tomorrow
>check facebook
>grill is in a relationship with dick
someone kill me. the lightning better fucking win tonight i cant take this shit
>>63958989
Lewd
>Boyle, Yandle, and Glass on at the same time
>it's like >we're trying to lose
>>63958969
Wouldn't his parents know him?
>>63959174
Don't be a beta and hover anon, find someone else
>>63959155
>The Leafs will never be good in your and your future grandkids lifetimes.
Kek
>>63959174
tell her shes a stupid retard and move on, fucking lingering isnt getting you anything
>>63959184
What if they dumped him for adoption?
>>63959200
well im not anymore, i just figured shed be smart enough to dump someone that cheated on her. but since shes gone back im done
>>63959236
Chicks are dumb man. Some of them willingly go back to dudes who beat the shit out of them. I mean, think about that.
>>63959174
>3d
what did you expect
>>63959267
i just dont understand. it literally makes no sense to me.
>>63959292
>i just dont understand
This is Women 101 man. You cant understand them. It is beyond male limitations to be able to comprehend how they think. Just dont bother trying to understand, its not worth the trouble.
>>63959000
>6PORK6
works too
With Stepan and Klein out some of the Rangers 3 on 3 units are gonna be a little risky
>>63959228
Then his adoptive parents would know him...
The only way this is possible is if he is training deep in the Yukon under pic related. And honestly that is a sobering, scary thought
>>63959281
I used to make fun of weebs but at this point idk man.
>>63959349
Exactly, the best you can hope for is to find one who's less retarded and/or crazy than average
>Puljujarvi will have to play in Alberta or Mexico City.
It's depressing to think about.
>>63959370
yfw da burrs win da Stanley Cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0E7amE2xXw
>rags
>meme point
>rags tbH
>sending Boyle
Good job AV
>Old man Boyle too tired
>rags
shootouts are literally the dumbest shit ever. seriously fuck them to hell
DAN FUCKIN BOYLE
lmao what was that
ducks and bolts
>>63959606
>rags
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise
>rags
>>63959605
I'm willing to bet you'd be calling them the greatest thing in the world if the >rags won.
>tfw kings of New York once again
WHERE DID ALL THE RAGS FANS GO?
>rags
thank goodness dan boyle is going to retire this year
holy shit
>>63959605
>rags
>>63959628
And I'm willing to bet everyone in your life would be happier if you just hanged yourself already you pony faggot.
Kings of nothing. fuck off
Did any of the rags shooters even try to score during the shootout?
>actual rivalries two weeks in a row
I don't know what's happening anymore
/b/ fag checking in on this general, are the memes dank and the autism rampant? Because that's what was advertised on a thread in /b/
>>63955518
Good on ya Isles for continuing the anticipated Rags regression
>rags
>rags
>laffs
>>63959631
we are here, laughing at Dan Boyle just as you are.
wew lad
>giving up a shorty
>to the coilers
>broons
lmao
>>63959654
>you will never be this butthurt
>>63959662
OUT
>>63959654
>rags
Shit team
>>63959734
Good thing their fans consume a steady diet of body juice lmao
>rags
reminder that the only reason why the Kings didn't sweep the Rags was because MSG has the worst ice in the league
>>63959654
>mad at sports
>>63959734
Chuckled heartily
That was a seriously close game. JARO did amazing
>>63959662
link to thread
>laffs
>rags
>>63959768
This is also why they lost tonight.
![[chuckling deeply].png](https://i.imgur.com/0iQ71Mm.png "[chuckling deeply].png")
>>63959654
>being this upset
>I don't even like ponies
Can someone explain to me why they didn't play 4v4 at the end of OT in the Rags Islels game?
Matching roughing penalties are supposed to result in both teams going down a man, but since it's the retarded fucking 3v3 format, both teams should've been penalized by giving an extra skater to both.
>rags
literally garbage
>>63959605
I agree. But a win is a win
Stay mad mate
Guys,
Why didn't Dan Boyle just put it in the net? Doesn't he know that if he puts it in the net it counts as a goal, and would've kept the Rangers alive? Is he retarded?
>rags
First of many derby wins in the new home.
>rags
>>63959654
>getting this mad
>at a team of lovable scamps
>>63959605
Right up there with stinky smelly orange pickers
>>63959858
>rags
>>63959858
>rags
>>63959815
>I don't even like ponies
We both know that's a lie tho
>rags
>a
>g
>s
>>63959819
They never went down a man. Those players just went in the box
Looks like the rags are out of luckpuck
How long until they get BTFO out of a playoff spot?
I give it two months
>>63959913
>taking your trip off to make it seem like one other person on this earth thinks you're not a faggot
>>63959819
that devils fan is asking "why doesn't our team have history" and the elder superior flyers fan is looking down on that young bull for he cann't see through all the history and culture his team has achieved in it's 50 years of consistent progress.
>>63959942
Would they both come out and make it 4v4 if there was more than 2 minutes left in the game? There was only 1:40 left, so it didn't come into play.
>>63959942
For matching Roughing penalties. That's supposed to result in a 4v4 situation. It happened last year in OT (both teams went down to 3v3), so why weren't they both "penalized" to make it 4v4?
>>63959976
>Devils
>no history
>three cups
>top 3 goaltender of all time
I don't get it.
>>63959978
Yes. It's dumb as fuck and gimmicky as hell. With regular penalties in OT, you get 4v3. WHen it's over, the guy comes out of the box and both teams play 4v4 until the next whistle.
It's literally retarded.
>>63959984
This year's OT is different senpai. Where you been? It's 3v3. If a team is penalized, the other team gets an extra skater to make it a 4v3 PP. If the penalty is killed, they play 4v4 until the first whistle and then go back to 3v3.
>>63959998
they have the same number of cups that they have fans
>>63959721
Nah this place is kinda cozy finland
>>63959792
Thread 404'd, some fag posted a crosby jersey and was trying to find a site where he could get one for cheap
>>63959998
>devils fan
>doesn't think Brodeur is necessarily #1 all time
Color me surprised, though you're still wrong. Hasek, Roy, and Dryden were all better.
NEVER FORGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uRkOjXehPE
>>63960028
stay my canadian friend. /hoc/ is a comfy place
>>63959998
>good for 10% of their existence
>1 mem(e)orable player
also cups don't give you history.The kings have won 2 cups and everyone can agree they don't have a history.
>>63960040
i was waiting for some boarding, or hit from behind or something like that
>>63960044
>implying Scott Stevens isn't an even more supreme meme
>>63960044
>he doesn't know scott stevens
>>63960065
>he wasn't here memeing in the iihf threads in may
>tfw new skates came in the mail today
>tfw they literally could not be any duller
>tfw I'm going to go to the ice rink tomorrow and ask to get them sharpened, but it's going to be some fag teen who hates his life, and he's going to do two passes and charge me 5 bucks
Why do I live in this country?
>>63960029
I'm an Isles fan.
>>63960044
Niedermayer isn't memorable?
>>63959654
>rags
>>63960007
What I'm saying though, is that since both teams had roughing minors, it should've gone to 4v4 (no team can have less than 3 skaters).
This literally happened last year for the Kings vs Devils. Matching roughing in OT, went to 3v3. Since 2v2 doesn't exist, both teams should've played 4v4 for the matching roughing penalties.
>>63960029
>Dryden
Nice meme, kid. Definition of a system babby who was smart enough to quit before he got exposed.
If anyone's going to take that 3rd spot that's not Brodeur, it's Tretiak.
>>63960112
>surprised skates come unsharpened
>>63960150
The roughing penalties happened during an overtime period that is already played at 3v3. Those are the normal overtime rules this season. The 4th man only comes on during power plays
>>63960276
>3v3 is less gimmicky than the Shootout
I'm just glad that I'm already being vindicated in my opposition to it. People will turn on 3v3 way sooner than they did the shootout.
>>63960294
>you will never be that metal pole
Why live
>>63960167
But why tho
>>63960359
i like the grill on the left better 2bh, but still id pay tons of money to be that pole
>>63960372
Idk, something about how blondie can make a face like that and still be attractive just does it for me
Pay attention to me.
>>63960395
hello
>>63960395
Does bullying count? I'd be happy to do that.
>>63960371
because there are different ROH people prefer and you can't return sharpened skates if you don't like how they fit.
>wongs have awful goal differential
>wongs have awful shot differential
>wongs can't hold onto a third period lead
>wongs can hold onto a feeling though and manage to get points anyway
Are they actually an okay team, or is the NHL just full of garbage teams?
>>63960490
>Are they actually an okay team, or is the leastern just full of garbage teams?
FTFY
>>63960504
this, it's a meme conference
>>63960518
>The city of the Pacific Division
>>63960518
>>63960504
I see Reddit has arrived!
>>63960504
>flag
>topic
>>63960754
>flag
>in charge of developing non-rapist hockey talent
>>63960557
>Pacific vs east
Lak:5-3-1
Sjs:10-5-0
Ari:5-6-1
Van:3-6-3
Ana:4-2-0
Cal:5-6-1
Edm:5-5-1
total:37-33-7
>>63959951
>taking your name off in an effort to convince everyone you're not a ponyfag
>le Smuk shootout man
>>63960112
>He lives in a country without a skate sharpening shop
>>63960906
Late again Boyle :^)
