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Why do the warriors keep winning, mates? Is this league rigged?
>>63927152
run him into the ground
and if there is anything of substance left within that husk of a man thibs would rebuild him into an elite defender
i don't think he would succeed, but it would be crazy to see
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>>63927217
RBL WE OUT HERE
3nd for Thibs saving the Rockets
19-0
>>63927254
based RBL, thank you for your efforts in keeping /nba/ alive with dank OC
ayyyyy
RBL
B
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new to /nba/ can somebody redpill me on the warriors?
>>63927277
>YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
>>63927257
>2015
>still using gifs
>Hating B/a/sed Curry
>havent seen a Curry post in days
damn that nigga shook RBL wins again add Curryfag to the body bag
>>63927305
they were a meh team until steve kerr got a hold of them and since then they've been 101-20 or some ridiculous shit because kerr is like the nicer and smarter popovich and curry is approaching jordan status in being able to do whatever the fuck he wants with ref assistance so next year we're going to be talking about the curry rules and we will have entered a new dark age of total shit because the rest of the league is so fucking watered down and fuck everything
>>63927305
apparently they don't play the game properly and just shoot three pointers all the time instead of driving to the basket
I hope Dwight makes his way to SA
>>63927395
We're never going to get "The Curry Rules" because they'd boil down to being exactly like the Jordan Rules. You need to physically fuck up Curry until his bad ankles kick in and he can't shoot right any more. Unfortunately the NBA doesn't allow that because the present era is soft as fuck.
>>63927305
The Warriors realised that 3 is more than 2. So by scoring 3 pointers while everyone is scoring 2 pointers you actually pull ahead.
Also when the entire league is based around big ass guys going in hard trying to draw in fouls, all you do is play from outside and you leave them clueless.
>>63927438
>deleting your post so you can't get reported and banned
JUST
>>63927437
yeah that's true
i'm just mad because this should have been a good era, but instead it's going to be garbage because of injuries and general lack of talent and I especially hate smallball three chucking shit
RBL BOI WE GOT ALL THEM WINS BOI
>>63927514
The illegal defense rule changes fucked up any chance of this era being good. The days of the big men banging it down low in the post are over.
>>63927217
>Slowbe Cryant
lol xD
Would the Spurs have even lost a game if Danny Green weren't in a fucking shooting slump?
Motherfucker needs to go on a vision quest or something to regain his stroke.
>>63927644
I want to slam Danny's little boy pussy and give him the treatment he deserves and the punishment his asshole needs.
>>63927662
/thick/
Post more
i'm glad that the jizz are keeping it close
who knows maybe they'll win
The Jazz are going to beat the Warriors
when they do, everyone who posts in this thread before the buzzer gets 4chan passes from me
>>63927662
/here/
gg bules
>>63927437
wut? curry would be good in any era, long distance shooting ignores defense and is therefore timeless
if anything, guys like Lebron and Harden are the biggest beneficiaries of the new soft defensive rules because back in the 80's and 90's meme players who drove to the basket every time got BTFO and knocked hard to the ground by a fuckhuge center or PF
Lebron wouldn't last 2 weeks before getting injured in the 80's vs. guys like Moses Malone, Karl Malone, David Robinson, Charles Barkley etc. Nowadays those tough guys would be thrown out every game for meme flagrant fouls
>>63927644
If he's still shooting like shit by the All Star Break he needs to go to Arizona or New Mexico and do some peyote or something, see some spirit animals and galaxies and shit.
curry's the shit idk how anybody can legitimately hate on him
if you don't like his "meme" shots stop them lmao
>>63927816
We've talked about this. The only way to stop Curry is to mug him and beat him up, but you can't do that without drawing a foul.
I guess he actually is great, then. All the truly great players have gotten the rules changed because of their greatness. Wilt and Kareem both did. Curry probably will.
>>63927816
hes the antichrist
>>63927853
yeah I can see a case for extending the 3 pt line desu. new generation is gonna just spame meme 3s all day
utah bout to break the streak
>>63927725
le upboated for le reddit gold XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>that dude grabbing his dick every time the jazz score
is he the most attractive player in the NBA?
clutch turnover bro
these fukken local ads make me want to move back to SLC
This is the only thing that will save the Lakers
>>63928074
they've had to deal with a chucking headcase for years now why would they want another
>>63928006
would suck 2bh
>rockets
>>63928110
Bro its what puts Lakers fans in overpriced home game seats
>trying to force a memeball when a fucking 2 would win it
>>63928277
>with 10 seconds on the clock
/nba/ niggers BTFO
Why would you shoot a meme instead of driving to the basket for an easy 2 when you are down by 1?
>>63928310
doesn't matter because a 3 would have put them ahead 2, and curry would take a 3 either way. they should have had at least one more pass but there was a little traffic jam there so whatever.
Just start hard fouling them for fuck's sake, nothing else is working
Go full Bad Boys and beat them up, free throw shots be damned, you'll probably knock at least one of them out of the game in the process
this RBLC does not support curryfagging
ok now the warriors are kind of pissing me off
there needs to be a bruce bowen-esque goon out there that'll step where curry lands and shatter his meme ankles
>>63928476
all that salt cant be good for your blood pressure gramps
>>63927888
>extend 3 point line
>now only curry can hit 3s
lmao yeah that'll stop him
>>63928388
im pretty sure the jazz are one of the worst teams at being efficient with the shot clock. Those niggas have such slow setups they probably got scared when there wasn't 24 seconds and chucked a 3
>>63928568
Curry is special. ALL of the Warriors chuck threes. If we could stop the majority of them from doing it, that would be great.
>John Wall
>>63928693
only curryfag would know that
HARRY GET THE FUCK OUT
Who /celtics/ here
>>63927257
>>63927257
fugan saved
>trying to force memes on a team that averages 30 assists per game
is /sp/ even trying?
is this what it feels like when you're the best?
your enemies just throw grapes at your armored skin?
/sp/ literally poses no threat or challenges, i dont even know what to do at this point other than rep G0oDB0Y$qU@D to the fullest
Tue, Oct 27
This is how long Curry haters have been waiting to laugh at him for losing a game.
>Browns
>>63928961
It's not even that serious if we lost
>>63928944
That average is going to go down when they go up against better teams and the games are close. They got no where near 30 tonight. Their pace is still much slower than the 80s where teams actually averaged 30 apg.
Was there any 3 point shooting team like these Warriors? I literally can't think of any. Maybe the championship Rockets.
>Leaveland Browns
>go to hit my bong
>realize lighter is in my car
fuck this
>>63929030
>the suns with nash
>the mavs with nash
>the mavs playoff run when they keked lelbron was all spamming threes and dirk
>>63929030
I can think of a lot, but none that mattered.
>>63929077
use your stove and a piece of paper fàm
>>63929086
was not
KD is a massive bitch boi now
>>63929077
stop being a lazy 287 bruh
>>63929077
nigga the fuck you only have one lighter for
>>63927395
> Calling Kerr a smarter Popovich
Is this bait?
>>63929030
all of the goddamn Suns teams during the mid to late 2000s.
Orlando in 2008 and 2009, Seattle and Sacremento during the early 2000s, and probably any of Don Nelson's teams.
>>63929030
Orlando played 4 out when they went to the finals
When Spurs won it they mostly went 4 out with Diaw in
Lebron's Heat played a ton of smallball too. sometimes everyone on the floor could shit it if it was bosh at center.
but i mean none of those teams had guys as good at the shot as curry
If Bowen played today, Curry would have a broken ankle
>>63929120
The Mavs 3pt shooting vs the Heat
>9/22
>6/17
>8/21
>4/19
>13/19
>11/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_cpx7uh9z4
Reminder that Warriors apologists will ignore this
>>63927770
>wut? curry would be good in any era
in the 90's the 3 point line was further away
in the 60's/70's the point line didn't even exist
don't you have an algebra test tomorrow? Shouldn't you go to bed?
>>63929198
>early 2000's sacramento
>tfw nobody will ever play like Peja again
>>63929229
41% shooting on 21 threes attempted per game... they shot well but 23 teams in the NBA averaged more three point attempts last year than that
>>63929255
>blaming Kerr for stupid buffoons that can't play in the post
Look at fucking Festus. He has hands of stone and little to no post moves other than a hook shot. That's after a full year of coaching. If we had Chris Webber or Rasheed Wallace, we'd be unstoppable
>>63929229
heat shot 45-130 from 3 that series while mavs shot 51-126. So apparently shooting well counts as "spamming 3s"? So what does what the Heat did count as?
>>63929270
they would've had a championship if divac didn't poke the ball out to the top of the key to horry.
why do we hate curry so much? I don't remember MJ being hated this much at the time (on court that is)
>>63929266
>in the 90's the 3 point line was further away
no it wasn't
>>63929176
whens the last time pop went 67-15 plus the ship in his first year bruh
2015 GWS would be the bulls 8/10 times imo (in my opinion)
>>63929310
The heat also spammed threes & Bron Bron
>>63929321
>why do a bunch of fat anti-social worthless neckbeards hate a slim, friendly, multimillionaire GOAT?
>>63929023
doesnt matter when they still toy with the modern game. but i guess ill just check back into /sp/ after the new year, this place is too boring and reeks of ravaged butt cheeks daily...the good boy $quad needs a challenge
Anyone else feeling that this season is boring AF?
Every single night its Warriorswinlol
Steph Curry is a literal meme player. Holy shit
>>63929337
Not playing with 90s rules they wouldn't.
Rodman would crack Green's skull if he went in for a rebound.
>>63929321
>Beats Cavs at half strength
>"Omg literally best player of all time XD"
He's a meme player
>>63929378
>nba seasons without a dominant team
It's simple. He's the best player in the league.
>>63929321
he was
if you werent a fan of the bulls in the 90, like a straight up fan, you hated them and jordan
>>63928944
Please don't let the fame corrupt you, GSBro. Steph's brought us all a nice Panthers/Warriors broship going on, and I wanna keep it that way.
>>63929411
Of course there's great teams and not so great teams, but this year it feels like it's just the Warriors and everyone else is just kinda.... there.
>>63929321
There wasn't any internet back then so you weren't exposed to opinion of the vocal minority.
>>63929396
wtf? he's averaging what, 29 ponts per game now and you say that
Raptors are going to end this meme once and for all.
Remember when we made the Warriors shit themselves at home until they got the refs to win them the game? Well this time they come to the 6.
Prepare yourselves for the drakeposting storm. You brought this on yourselves and have no one else to blame but you.
>>63929375
>hasn't played healthy cleveland yet
>hasn't played the spurs yet
>>63929430
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/sports/cam-newton
Pantherfags on suicide watch
>>63929468
don't want to open that virus link, can you give me a tldr on why he was in jail?
What if the warriors go 40-0?
>>63929485
Not him but he stole laptops while in college or something. Also...
>>63929468
>11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0 >11-0
why is RBL so unstoppable?
>>63927217
Fuck this op
Curry is the greatest basketball player of this generation, and if you don't want to recognize real don't be a total fuck nigga about it. I'll post about Curry dominating the court all I fucking want, because Curry is the fucking man, and yall are some neckbeard haters.
I for one, am glad I'm not Seth Curry.
>>63929430
im a goodboy4lyfe bruh
ima handle the success with class, its just now that im part of the best ever, no one can relate
good luck on the rest of your season pantherbro
>>63929378
This. I like the Warriors, respect the dominance they're showing, and I'll root for them in any game that isn't against my own team. The thing is, a season with two extremes is gonna direct attention from interesting things happening in between. All you hear is lolWarriors or lolSixers, nothing about the rise of the Pacers and Hornets. Nothing about the disappointment of the Bucks and Pelicans. Nothing about the continued greatness of the Cavs and Spurs.
It's actually kinda boring to have a season with one team so good and one team so bad, but that's just me.
>>63929334
> They had a +60 win season in the 2013-2014 season and keked Miami in the Finals so bad LeBron signed back to Cleveland
Calling Kerr a smarter Pop is disrespectful desu senpai
>>63929582
You too, man. Hoping we can both be undefeated in February.
>>63929564
Why? He's in a perfect position. Nobody expect much of him, he's under the radar, and he's doing pretty well. It's just that SAC has too many pg's so he'll have a hard time breaking out.
Uhhh guys there is still a Cloppers game going on right now.
>tfw being 287 on the ethereal plane
>>63929667
>Seth Curry
>breaking out
>25 years old already
>history of ankle problems
>No point guard skills whatsoever
>undersized shooting guard
He'll remain in the league for years because he can shoot and that's all he can do.
>>63929701
>Implying nobody has ever said this about his brother
Seth will never be a star, but he can be a quality all-around player for a team he's a good fit with.
y/n
>>63929640
disrespectful to who
Dallas lineup is Deron - Wes - Felton - Devin Harris - John Jenkins against Demarcus fucking Cousins lmfaooooo
Guarantee I would shut down that manlet Curry, he's not even good it's just that nobody fuckin plays defense, put me on him 1 on 1 and I swear I hold him to under 10 points and like 15% shooting. Tired of this shit man.
>Dallas has RIGHT NOW a 5 guard lineup in the floor
>and they're not fouling Rondo
why?
>>63929802
>>63929810
i don't know what the fuck is going on tonight no shots going in not putting in john jenkins or anderson at all
>>63929718
Steph was drafted as high as he was because he showcased his PG potential his last year at Davidson. Literally averaged 6 assists with zero good players around him. Seth didn't have those numbers before or after he transferred to Duke.
There's nothing wrong with being another Eddie House in the NBA. Just know that players like him are a dime a dozen.
>>63929824
This game is weird as fuck.
>>63929456
>cleveland
The way they have been going I don't think Cavs will ever be close to 100% this season.
>spurs
They are a bit old in key positions they better get to the dubs before they need walkers.
>>63929852
if zaza and mcgee are too gassed and on the first night of a back to back, mejiri played like one minute tonight
barea is out so i was hoping jenkins gets more minutes but no rayray just plays twice his usual minutes
fuck this makes me mad it really feels like they just gave up
>>63929889
Carlisle used this game as an experiment game, I guess.
>jenkins gets more minutes but no rayray just plays twice his usual minutes
I agree. What the fuck, Jenkins is a great scorer, it's rick's usual over trust when it comes to vets. He just doesn't trust youngins that much.
sup pham remember me? can you say 20-0?
>>63929843
Give this man 10 MVP's for that play.
>>63929321
because you were a child and there wasn't internet. you just liked the sport and probably thought jordan was cool. which is true for almost this entire generation of people using the internet. everyone likes the jordan bulls because they were good when you were a kid so you give yourselves a free pass to bandwagon. fans at the time actually hated the bulls just as much as they hate any other big dynasty
you think everyone on the planet actually liked the 49ers and Yankees when they were winning every Super Bowl and World Series?
>Clippers buying their talent
hope they don't even make the playoffs
is there any other team more disgusting than the Clippers?
Lebron is old and busted
Curry is the new hotness
It's time to move on and accept this fate, /sp/
How many college teams could beat the 76ers?
>>63927514
the warriors are annoying but i will take them every day, week, month, and year over the fucking Rockets and Harden's hurr shoot 9001 FT memes
i peered into the abyss during Harden's "MVP" campaign (which he thankfully didn't win) and what i saw was the death of the NBA. i laugh every night when that faggot gets btfo because he won't play defense
also all sports this year fucking suck there's like 1-2 good teams in any of the leagues and the rest of them blow. the NFL is a wasteland. the NHL has 2 good teams in the East and they're just going to meme out to the Hawks again. Baseball was the same way.
Hey ya'll cap it here T-wolves 2020 larry o bizzle trophy holders
>>63930063
zero and I hope to god you're not trolling
For MyGM only, is NBA2k16 good?
Saturday night Warriors. The end is near..
>>63927217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s159jipeOaQw
>>63930130
Cant fucking wait
>>63930093
You're telling me Duke/Kentucky couldn't beat the 76ers? Be real bro
>>63930098
It's a bit easy
>>63930160
LOL no dude skal labissiere would get his shit pushed in
>>63930160
fucking retard kill yourself. If the 6ers were healthy they would fuck up any college team. Even right now, a hobbled shell of a team, they would rape Duke/Kentucky/MD/UNC in the throat
>>63930188
>>63930192
76ers are trash. Several of the top college players rn could easily post better numbers than Okafor if they started playing tomorrow
>>63930158
Michael Jordan once said that the only players from this era that he could envision playing in HIS era were Duncan, Kobe, Dirk, and LeBron.
Does anyone else think Westbrook could make it in the 90s, too? I think he has the right attitude. I think he'd have no problem with the hand checks and hard fouls, and I think when it came time to elbow niggas in the temple he'd give as good as he got.
Not Durant, though. FUCK Durant.
>>63930217
I hope you're trolling me
The sad thing is there are people who actually think and believe this is true. I know you're just fucking with me but there are people who don't watch any pro sports and think they're stupid fucking college team would win. It's retarded and I wish we never had this discussion. I wish Eric fucking Bledsoe never brought it up
>>63930232
Of course. Kobe's favorite player is Westbrook for a reason. That dude is tough and competitive and clearly gives no fucks if he had to throw an elbow or 2.
>>63930217
dude you are either a 15 year old or a retard
>>63930242
You're really underestimating how good the best college ballets are and how shitty the 76ers are. Healthy or not, this team has 0 D and is a wet sponge on offense
New Pokken tournament character being announced on December 10th
Get fucking shook John Wall hahahaha
>>63930276
ben "#1 lock pick" simmons got btfo by charleston tonight
theres no way they could beat the sixers
>>63930276
hmmm nba drafts or high school standouts
kill yourself
>>63930217
Friendly reminder that most players in the NBA were former top players at their colleges. Yes that includes the scrubby 76ers.
>>63930262
See >>63930276
The top prospies will be drafted to teams better than Philadelphia, no way a college team couldn't beat them by 10
>>63930232
>LeBron
He would be destroyed by Robinson and Ewing if he were to play against them at their peaks.
>>63930255
of course he likes westbrick, he's a selfish chucker just like him
holy fuck I wish Duncan gets more props, dude is the most coachable superstar of all time, doesn't care for the limelight and just wins and wins
>>63930276
not subtle enough imo desu
>>63930289
not only that, he shot 4/15 from the field.
>4/15 against a team that wont even make it to the tourney
>implying he could score against the length/size of the NBA that the sixers deal with on a nightly basis
>>63930063
Michigan State absolutely would have a shot
>Better shooters all around
>Better defense all around
>Have a guy who can score from anywhere in Valentine and is a great passer as well
>Have a bunch of tall guys who can get rebounds and block shots
I still think the 76ers would win like 75% of the time because NBA players are a lot stronger than college players and can just dribble drive and score at will. MSU has the advantage of older players with more basketball experience, a better offense, defense, and possibly even the best player in the match-up in Denzel Valentine.
>>63930289
That's one bad night for a legitimate player. The 76ers are garbage with 0-18
>>63930291
Shit players get drafted all the time, why do you think the 76ers have yet to win a game? These high school standouts are posting good numbers already
>>63930293
Emphasis on former 'top' they clearly suck ass now compared to when they played in college
>>63930295
you are gay, no? lebron would destroy those weak ass house niggas
>>63930324
he only scored 4 pts his last game too
trust me man, the sixers are bad but basketball is their JOB
they dont have school, they dont have any other of these side bullshit, this is their life at this point and the size that the sixers are used to playing is nowhere near any of the top college players. it wouldn't even be close
>>63930324
You're completely underestimating just the experience of playing in the pros. You're not playing 19 or 20 year old kids. You're playing grown fucking men. Seriously, who on a college team has the bigs to defend both Noel and Okafor? Who can stop a healthy Wroten? Even if he isn't "nba" good he is absolutely a better matchup than any college team can give.
They aren't a good team. They are a terrible team. But they are better than a college team playing fucking kids every week.
>Emphasis on former 'top' they clearly suck ass now compared to when they played in college
oh alright so they suddenly just got shitty huh just overnight
seriously I wish this thing never existed. It's so fucking dumb man.
>>63930324
Are you retarded. They suck now because they're small fish in a fucking ocean. When they were in college they were big fish in a lake. They're professionals and their bodies are reared to play 82 games. They would blow out most college teams besides maybe Anthony Davis' Kentucky team or the fab five.
Nik Stauskas on the sixers was an all american while in college, let that sink in.
Can you guys please stop arguing with this retard who think college players can beat a professional sports team?
>>63929728
yyyyyy
>>63927217
thread reeks of virginity
>>63929728
only if steph watches
>>63929728
i'd splash 3's all day in that ass and by 3s i mean my 3 inch dick ya bish
just logged in fellas, something is up with my account password. So, i missed all the games, anything good happen?
all i know is Deandre jordan got 24 bounds.
>spurs lose to bulls
>thunder lose to hawks
>rockets lose to pistons
>nuggets lose to bucks
3 OF THOSE WERE CONSIDERED "SERIOUS CONTENDER"S LOL CAN THE WEST IS BEST MEME FINALLY DIE
>>63930371
Nerlens Noel was kind of trash in college, he was just drafted because of his "potential" because he's a giant. Teams still shut him down all the time and he only averaged 10 points a game. Okafor is their main scoring threat and he isn't even good enough to carry his team to 1 win, he's not Anthony Davis some game changer, just one good player.
Nik Stauskas is their best shooter, a guy who was the 3rd best player on his team in college, face it the 76ers suck and there's teams in college that have multiple first round picks for next year, some of whom have more experience than the starters in Philly.
>>63929728
mhmmm
Who's the fattest PG in the league?
>>63930505
you are literally making shit up.
>2nd and last year at michigan
>lead team in field goal attempts, 3-pointers, and scoring
>lead team to a number 1 seed in NCAA tourney
>named Big Ten player of the year
>selected as an all american
3rd best player on his team, yup.
>>63930551
raymond felton
>>63930551
Draymond Green no contest
>>63930566
Wasn't he on a team with Trey Burke and Tim Hardaway Jr? Or was Stauskas after them?
>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2594410-kevin-durant-comments-on-kobe-bryants-retirement-criticism-of-lakers-star
Just come to LA already Durant, we won't treat you like shit, like the shit dumpster town of Oklahoma city, we love our players!
Y'all motherfuckers better leave Kobe alone
>>63930599
That was his first year at Michigan. What's funny is after those two left, it was just Stauskas on the team and Michigan wasn't even ranked in the preseason polls.
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Can you guys tell me what's so special about Maryland? Why are they #2 currently?
>>63930611
/nba/ current status
told [x]
not told [ ]
BTFO BY KD
also fuk lil b
>>63930651
Solid returners, good recruiting class, and that Duke guy that transferred there.
>>63930651
Conference play is starting very soon. Looking at their schedule they haven't played any team noteworthy yet.
>>63930651
This isn't college basketball general you nigger. But since /nba/ is slow this time of night I will answer anyways.
Because they haven't lost yet... Even if teams like Kansas, North Carolina and Duke look much better than them Maryland is returning the most players from a successful team last year.
I think they are overrated though, because their team wasn't even that successful.
>>63930694
>Lemarcus Aldridge
>>63930714
holy fuck I fucked up that post by not proofreading it, I need to go to bed /nba/
Go Pistons
>>63930714
>/nba/ is slow this time of night
lelno /nba/ got BTFO by CurrGod
>first time back in an /nba/ general since the summer
>broship faggots are still posting broship faggotry
>>63930714
>>63930673
>>63930711
Thanks, I got tickets to the Maryland vs UNC game through work and was blown away that Maryland was up at #2. Only player I could name is Melo Trimble.
>>63930740
funny i saw that meme in the last thread
>>63930740
stay broshipped my friend.
>>63930740
broships got dissolved
thank you based currybro
>>63930769
we still out here
>>63930750
>>63930750
the rasheed guy who transferred from duke to maryland was a 5-star recruit in high school. Had he left Duke after his freshman year he probably would've been a top 15-20 pick. But his dumbass decided to stay for 3 years. Now he's transferred to Maryland his 4th year and he'll be lucky to be drafted in the 2nd round.
>>63930791
how's that twitter doing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BTFO LITERALLY
>>63930812
lol wasn't he the only player in Coach K's history to be kicked off of a team? guy must be pure cancer.
>>63930812
Honestly it's probably for the best that he stuck around then, if Maryland does good this year his draft stock can recover some. If he left early and became a bust he'd be a D-Leaguer now or maybe even in Europe.
Though I guess if he's shit this year then yeah really sucks for him that he missed out on millions.
WE OUTCHEA
RBL 4 LYFE
>>63930857
He's literally just a shooter now. He has playmaking and slashing abilities but they're not amazing. He should've just left, he was the number 1 shooting guard coming out of high school.
marry fuck kill
Harden should have stayed with OKC and won multiple ships.
Instead he chose the money and the fame. What a fuccboi.
>>63930986
coulda got a max too
what a dissapointment, really
that would've been the most dominant team ever
>>63928006
>not Doug McDermott
>>63930064
>Baseball was the same way
nigga did you even watch baseball?
>>63931106
>posting a link to ancient history
kek quit living in the past
20-o incoming
>"...he taught himself to play Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata on piano by ear."
absolutely fucking based
>http://www.businessinsider.com/kobe-bryant-insane-work-ethic-2013-8
>>63930956
marry the mom, pork the sister, kill the wife
>haven't been in these generals since the draft
>RBL and broships still exist
man you guys suck dick for allowing it to get like this.
>>63931283
That's why he's a future hall of fame musician.
>>63931283
>business insider
reported
>struggling to beat the jizz
First round playoff exit incoming
will Steph star in the new SpaceJam?
>>63929728
No my test levels need something thicker
>>63931626
like this?
which nba player gets the most thick girls?
>>63931604
He can't. Nobody's a credible threat to the Toon Squad if they have Curry.
>>63931640
lel
>>63931640
That looks unhealthy
Not that she's too fit, it's like the stance is baking her body hurt as if she spent a full year wearing a corset
will Durant win a ring before Curry wins 3?
Will Durant win a ring ever?
>>63931698
that's because it's photoshopped to hell, how can you honestly be this dumb?
>>63931703
Idk some anon told me it wasn't shopped and linked her Instagram a while ago so I thought it was for real
>>63931703
It's not dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2GaAWdHwsw
the finger pointing gets me every time
fucking lmao
>>63931702
no
no
>>63931738
>be great
>get fat and weigh over 300 lbs after the lockout
>still put put up 20/10 a night
>>63931702
No.
Durant and Westbrook is going to be the current generation of Stockton and Malone getting kek by Curry year in and year out.
It is Curry league to lose now.
explain this
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/671496583830093824
>>63932080
lel wow. harden was actually competent at defense last season. seems like he's back to his old ways. maybe they need a coach who will hold him accountable for it
>oh. - oh. oh. oh. ohhhh. you don't have to go - oooo
>>63932115
Imagine if Mchale coached the Rockets.
The last team Mchale coached was top 5 in defense, dude obviously knows how to make a good defense for a team.
Don't know what happened to him though dude just flamed out of the league.
>>63932131
I think they'll either miss the playoffs or hardly get it, drop howard, and probably try and sign on thibs
how do we fix dwight howard?
>>63932173
Time machine back to 2009
>>63932173
teach him how to shoot free throws..
Curry posting dies 12/11
alright fags who are the best sophomores in the nba right now?
i'd say:
1. niggins
2. clarkson
3. randle
>>63932080
haha bruh harden is getting more hate this season than even kobe.
rockets are trash and harden could play better, but he isn't playing really bad or anything. the rest of the team just looks dead.
>>63932173
He's another classic example of a player who relied heavily on his athleticism and never developed anything to compensate for it fading away. That plus all those injuries he has had over the years have really sapped his effectiveness.
>>63932173
he's fucking lazy, he should've developed a midrange jump shot by now. Blake Griffin already has a 20 footer in his arsenal.
>>63932358
doesn't even need a jumpshot. all he has to do is develop some footwork.
charles said it best: "he don't even know how to post up"
>>63932387
He's had multiple workouts with Olajuwon already lmao. If the best couldn't get through his thick ass skull, then the only thing left is to develop a jumper.
>>63932387
howard is better than barkley ever was
>>63932406
>Barkely
>6'4 power forward with the strength of Lebron James
>MVP in 1993
>great passer
>great midrange jump shot
Not even gonna mention his rebounding and how much he scored
>>63932410
I'll take the guy who can put up 25/15 with 4 blocks a game all while playing elite 3x DPOTY-tier defense while carrying 3 point shooters to the finals through lebron's cavs and the rondo/garnett/allen/pierce celtics over a dude who jumped from team to team to ring chase and couldn't even win one with hakeem and drexler
>>63932429
>Dwight
>25/15
>4 bpg
Do you want me to exaggerate with Barkley's stats as well?
>>63932440
no need, I have already looked them up. mediocre for a jump shooter imo. rebounds were impressive though
>>63932429
Charles won MVP the year MJ averaged 32/5/6/3 and won the championship
let that sink in
>>63932449
When Barkley left the sixers and couldn't bulldoze his way to the basket anymore, he developed a jump shot. Great players back then actually did that because they knew they couldn't rely on their athleticism. Another example was Shawn Kemp after he got fat.
>>63932429
>expecting three old guys being able to defend the greatest pick and roll offense in the NBA
>mfw one player becomes fantastic and you guys want/expect the rules to be changed to stop him
Why the fuck would you extend the 3 point line in hopes of stopping him. It would reduce the % of everyone's 3pt shot, and fewer people would take them, making the game less interesting as only 2s would be shot now.
Not just that, but he perfected his shot (more so than others) to have an advantage, yet rules should be changed because omg it's the only way he can be stopped and 3s are boring!!!
Other teams should also get players like this if they want an even playing field.
>players in soccer try to get fouled in the box
>instead of finding ways to not foul him let's just move the box away from the goals, that'll take the incentive out to get fouled there!!
>>63932560
extending the 3 pt line would just buff curry and nerf most other teams.
>>63932591
His 3pt % compared to others would be far greater, yes, but it would still be less compared to his current %.
Thanks for pointing that out, this is another reason why it's retarded
>soon
>>63932406
You gotta be keking
>>63932406
>horse shit is better than dog shit ever was
>>63932406
>i started watching basketball 5 years ago
christ get some perspective kid
>zero (0) posts the last 20 minutes
>>63933352
>>63933424
the last post it's showing for me is people arguing about howard, is it not the same for you?
Hi everobody. I was banned for the reason that I have disrespected obese manchildren who play at """fantasy""""soccer.
Nice to see the Golden State Warriors still winning.
Stephen Curry, the league MVP is still making love at all other franchises players wifes.
RBL has been reduced to nonexistence.
Please stop bitching about Curryspammer, it's too late now, /nba/ drafted him.
>he hasn't scored 50 points for 3 different teams
Could Seth Curry be a decent player with extended minutes?
>>63932406
Mex kek
I can't wait until somebody in the Warriors stating 5 gets a career-ending, life-altering injury
>that feel when no thicc brunette gf who's smart but not as smart as me and is super qt and gets my jokes
WHEN WILL IT BE MINE TURN AGAIN
WHY IS EVERY DAY EXISTENTIAL HELL
Should I continue holding out on this faggot or should I finally drop him? I could get Stanley Johnson right now I the FA. And yes I know I need to charge my phone
>>63927217
Nice pic OP!
>>63934106
He has been warned, look at bans page brah ;)
>>63927605
Who are you?
why does nobody post here anymore
>>63934439
Gee, i wonder?
The Shookening
https://youtu.be/1ralEhcRPsE
>>63934081
>tfw I am this feel
>>63929163
He probably has misplaced all his others.
>tfw stoner problems
>>63934606
>tfw having to use matches
does john wall stay shook tonight?
>getting the op image deleted
disappointed to be honest.
>>63934643
yeah that team is T U M B L I N G. as much as i like beal and gortat they needed to add somebody better. that roster isn't finals material.
>>63922144
when will the LeBeta fags give up? it's over phamily
why are the clips so shit bros?
>mfw "people" thought the clips were gonna do anything with that gaping hole at the SF position
>>63934900
heres whats gonna happen.
theyll go on a run, then everybodys gonna be like; whoa theyre bretty gud whos gonna stop em.
Then they run a flat tire.
Theyve done it 3 times. theyll do it again,
But I hope for a clips warriors series. Theyre the only team that has somehwat of a chance.
>reminder that theyre were up 10 in the 4th last game against them before running a flat
>game before only lost by 2 away.
>>63935113
>Theyre the only team that has somehwat of a chance.
thunder and spurs as well. thunder's bench is really underrated tbqh
So the burning question everyone wants to know. Can the Sixers be shitter than the Lakers tonight and continue the streak? So what you think /sp/ will we have our 0-19 team or will the Sixers actually win one? Come on Suxers I know you can do it. SUCK SUCK SUCK!
Reminder that the sixers on on their way to dominate the NBA.
>inb4 trade okafor for bradley beal
>inb4 draft ben simmons and brandon ingram
>inb4 embiid is a superstar
>inb4 dario saric comes over and is a stud
>inb4 starting 5 of simmons, beal, ingram, saric, embiid. nerls and roco off the bench.
>inb4 dynasty and many championships
bow down.
has the refball backlash begun? are people sick of such blatant disregard of fairplay? is Curry the anti-Lebron?
>>63935370
>hits Lopez on the arms
>swings elbows at Lopez face
>2 refs watching
>no call
/nba/ will defend this
>>63934643
>using matches
truly the lowest of the low. I hate when I'm out of lighter, I got like 8 right now tho just in case.
>>63934794
idk Wall has to play better, Gortat hasn't been that good. They need another traditional big man because their rebounding is garbage. But if Wall played like he did last season the wizards would be better. idk if that's getting enough attention, how fucking garbage he's been this season. Like he's actually been bad.
>>63935370
yes
yes
yes
Who's ready for the Shitbowl tonight between LA/PHI?
I'll spoil the MVP ahead of time.
>basketball is an individual sport
>i evaluate talent based on how many rings a player has
>Robert Horry is a hall of famer
>2-4 LOL BTFO 2-4
>Kobe is the second best guard of all time
>>63935113
Only team in the west that can stop them is the Thunder. I don't see the Clipper having much of a chance against the Warriors in a 7 game. Spurs won't keep up with small ball
>kawhi is a curry stopper
No one can stop curry, even if he goes cold, who is gonna stop the rest of the team?
>>63936555
spurs won't play small ball against the warriors
3 YUNG RICH NIGGAS NEVER DID A PUSH UP
>>63936958
That's why they won't keep up
>>63936555
thunder need kd leading the way in that series if it happens. I see westbrook losing his mind trying to outplay curry and just chucking them out of it
>>63934081
>not wanting a gf who is just as smart, and smarter than you in the fields you're defficient in
>>63936992
>you need to go small to run with the warriors
jazz almost won playing favors and gobert
D-MO IS BACK! LEAGUE FUCKED
Is curry top 10 all time? Or at least ranked above kobe lebron and duncan? He's a bigger scoring threat than those three considering he could shoot any second and it's damn near as unguardable as a kareem hook. Theres no reason he's not the most dominating offensive force since jordan
>>63937046
>almost
>>63937081
kill yrself
>>63937081
Currys peak is already better than kobes.
>>63935840
lakers are gonna win tonight, watch
>>63936523
horry is a HOFer though
he was clutch as fuck in those championship runs
So if LeBron had committed to stay in Miami in the summer of 2014 and then Pau Gasol signed with them like he planned to do if LeBron stayed, can we all agree that that team beats Golden State in the 2015 Finals? Is LeBron fucking retarded?
>>63937182
Thanks for your shitty unfounded opinion, pleb. Here in the real world hall of famers do more than just hit big shots
>>63937233
fuck off, hitting game winners in the playoffs and finals games like 5 times is more clutch than anybody on your shit team has probably done
>>63937281
By that logic steve kerr should be in the hof too. Stop being a homer.
>>63937209
yes and yes
not to mention the big ass cap increase allowing them to sign even more people.
johnson/rio
wade/green
lebron/deng
bosh/pau
whiteside/birdman
>>63937296
troll retard 0/10
>>63932300
Galloway and Smart are way better than those Laker bums
Guess this player
Played with Shaq
Played with Kobe
Played with Dirk
Played with Duncan
>>63937405
um
adam morrison
>>63937431
Nope. Trick question
>>63937486
My next guess was gonna be Yao Ming, I was so close
>>63937528
It's Nash. Yao never played with shaq
Who he?
Played with Dwight
Played with VC
Played with Dwill
Played with Wade
Played with Ray allen
>>63937561
Rashard lewis
>>63937561
your mother?
>>63937591
no deron
>>63937547
Nash never played with Duncan either
>>63937547
All Star game, jesus christ nigger
>>63937637
>Dwill played with himself
I mean, technically I guess
>>63937640
>>63937656
PWND
>>63937692
ayyyyyyyyyy
So who's the third best team in the west right now? In your opinion.
>>63937692
My feeling now
>>63937715
Spurs desu
>tfw all broship posts successfully filtered
>>63937715
OKC desu
big gap between warriors/spurs to okc tho
>>63937720
Now you know how it feels my Scandinavian pal
>>63937692
my bad ha! I was saying that he never played with deron. the answer is carlos arroyo!
>>63937715
Utah Jazz, they've been better than expected.
>>63934439
cause curryfag is running wild and mods don't give a fuck anymore
>>63937715
>>63937726
>>63937736
Will the West get back to normal? East have been more impressive this far.
>>63937715
Warriors
Spurs
Memphis
>>63937790
maybe
the clops/rockets need to step up. The bottom of the west playoff seeding dont have very good teams. The same with the east tho, I feel like the conferences are more even right now. I think the middle and bottom of the east playoffs spots are better than the wests but the of the top 3 in each conference, the east only has 1 really good team.
Since Rocket fired McHale I'm not neutral anymore cause Im a major faggit
>>63937874
I feel the same way. Always wondered why some west conference players dont just pack up and run to the east, since the east have been so horrible the last years a decent west player could ascend a bottomfeeder in the east.
>>63937790
The Warriors literally made people run away from the Western Conference.
>>63938042
Warriors wont reach 33
>confirmed by Brian McKnight
>>63938359
Plug n play
>>63938359
move away so I don't contract her diabetes
>>63938359
Remember that I need to buy balloons
>>63938359
flagrant foul
>>63938359
sniff her dirty butt
>Wizards vs Cavs
>Nintendo selling out of Wii Us on black friday
John Wall just cant catch a break hahahaha the shookening is real
Post ideal yet somewhat realistic playoff seeding
>West
1. Warriors
2. Spurs
3. Thunder
4. Clippers
5. Jazz
6. Mavericks
7. Suns
8. Kings
>East
1. Cavaliers
2. Bulls
3. Pacers
4. Heat
5. Raptors
6. Celtics
7. Wizards
8. Knicks
Suns vs Spurs, Cavs vs Knicks, Bulls vs Wizards would be based.
why is it getting dark so fucking early
Should we move the 3 point line up to the college 3 so other teams have a shot at beating Curry?
How would the '71-'72 Lakers do in today's NBA?
>>63938658
>>63938787
>raining for 4 days straight
>dark at 4 o clock
>wall legit shook by cloud's announcement
idk life is tough bros we can beat nintendo together
idort master race
>>63938861
New Pokken character announcement on Dec 10 and new Smash 4 character on Dec 11.
John Wall just cant recover
>>63938658
>The shookening confirmed
>>63938861
just remember that the Wizards swept the Raptors and Nintendo has by far the lowest profit margin of the last 10 years among the big 3 (Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo)
Nintendo has been losing money out the ass since they made the Wii U
>>63938954
Nintendo can keep losing money for 20 years and still wont go bankrupt.
Meanwhile John Wall eats dog food
>>63938954
>>63938985
What the fuck is this John Wall / Nintendo meme
>>63938954
Nintendo made a profit recently.
And Nintendo only does consoles. Sony and Microsoft do other electronics.
>>63938954
idk I liked my wii sorta and my 3ds was okay but I don't have many games for it
anyway I'm used to dc sports teams being shit, I was just expecting a little more from this team but whatever it's still early so they're not out of it. beating the raps made me so happy last season tho. wiz one of 2 teams to make it to the conference finals the last 2 seasons so thats dope too
>>63938985
n-no he just takes care of his doggos
>>63939008
>he STILL doesn't FUCKING know
>>63939008
>he doesn't know
>hey anon stop being depressed and look at the silver linings and listen to indie music with your qt brunette thicc gf
>>63932300
>>63937350
Dwight Powell is doing work playing backup PF/C
>>63939058
Kill yourself bitch, I don't have girlfriends. I just pump and dump
>>63939058
>tfw can't stop cuming in her
2 good seriously the icing on the cake
>>63938954
Dont forget that Nintendo still got some of the best games in the biz. Since 1986, The Legend of Zelda has been the most critically acclaimed game series and with new game incoming in 2016. Wizards just cant catch a fucking break!
>>63939086
>I just pump and dump
Get ready to be accused of rape because of that one sloot who can't handle getting pumped and dumped.
>>63937046
Lol warriors went big mostly since barnes is out
>>63939119
Dank OC Norwaybro.
The shookening is forever.
>>63939149
and if she doesn't cry rape she's gonna tell all your friends that you're "rapey" fucking cunt
>>63939149
>>63939168
just gotta make sure u fuck with chicks who dont care about one night standed
if u trick a girl into fucking you by lying about having a relationship and then you hit and quit she can twist that into a rape thing
>>63939257
KEK
BTFO HE WILL LITERALLY NEVER RECOVER
>>63939257
idk this is a little
i mean this is pretty fucking gay dude idk why you have this saved
>>63939257
all my keks
>>63939286
i actually don't know whats happening my co-worker sent this to me to post here
>>63939286
>yfw go wizards was harry all along
>>63939157
Thanks, cleary one of my best works senpai
>This shitty forced Nintendo meme
>Still the best meme /nba/ has produced in a literal year
>The state of /nba/
>>63939412
n-no he was falseflagging
I'm from MD anyway
Or maybe I also run Harry's twitter account idk man
>>63939438
aye pretty good
also I'm tryna make a new playlist give me some shit no obvious shit either
>>63939500
John Wall pls stop posting and go through shoot around with your team
>>63939438
fucking kek
Who's hyped for the Tankabowl? I think the Sixers are gonna get their first win, they look way better than the Lakers.
>>63939552
Here. That game is going to the greatest shit show the likes of which might never be seen again in the NBA
>>63939601
What's his handle
HAHAHAH HE THINKS HE CAN ESCAPE WITHOUT A TRIP
RBL IS ALWAYS WATCHING
>287LBS
Are they, dare I say it, back
>>63939628
@djkhaled305 literally the funniest thing i've ever seen
I honestly can't think of a team in my lifetime that I hate more than this year's Warriors
>>63939636
LMAO RBL GOT EYES EVERY WHERE. DETECTIVE GAME SHERLOCK HOLMES
>>63939670
Im keking
>>63939636
lmao
>manlet
>287 pounds
>>63937405
almost robert horry
>>63939530
holy shit, nintendo got a snapchat account
Will Philly have fireworks and confetti when they get their 1st win tonight
>>63937405
dennis rodman
>>63937405
All star trick again? KG
>>63939814
>>63939848
>>63939911
Kid Canada Steve Nash
gonna have sex with a THOT tomorrow, still really down about my ex will I feel better familia?? She doesn't watch NBA
>>63940100
get the fucc in here my niggas its goin down
>>63939681
>I honestly can't think of a team in my lifetime that I hate more than this year's Warriors
So is anon Jelly as fuck his team is shit compared to them? Or just can't into a B-ball game that's more skill oriented now than big black guys slamming balls into hoops all the time?
who /champganeforever/ here?
who /dirtyspriteforever/ here?
Sixers lakers thread
>>63938231
>>63938231
>>63938231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=1ralEhcRPsE
>Philly is struggling
>Bring in Dr. J
>Celebration of Moses Malone
>Kobe's last Philadelphia game
>Full arena
These niggas smart as fuck
>this card actually exists in 2k16 myteam
>>63941582
What kind of card you want senpai
2016-17 Lakers Sarting Lineup:
C: Hassan Whiteside
PF: Ben Simmons
SF: Kevin Durant
SG: Nick Young
PG: De'angelo Russel
who can stop them?
>>63942400
Nick Young
>Ironically, it was a Warriors D doing all the damage against an unsuspecting foe in this matchup of soapy brothers. Klay fouled Steph harder and harder against the tiles in the shower, but there were no refs around to call the technical.
>Again, Klay paused his anal assault and pulled his dick from the game. Steph spun around and grabbed the balls in front of him as he'd be taught to his whole life. With a spin move that would make Tim Tebow blush, he maneuvered behind Klay and attempted a long shot. His cock found the Golden Asshole it so desperately wanted
>"I've always been so jealous of Riley sitting on your lap in the post game," Klay said as his lower colon began to fill with 100% Davidson dick
>open FaceTime
>see this
what do
Marc gasol on track for career high @ NOP
>LELKERS
>LOSING TO THE SIXERS
RBL BROSHIP BTFO! ITS ETERNAL!
>standing ovation from a sellout crowd for winning their first game this year
>Kobe hugging everyone on the Sixers post game to thunderous Kobe chants
It's just raining bruh I ain't crying
HAHAHAHAH
>LELKERS
Who watching pelicans
you win this time 7KT...
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 6 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
>>63943220
me. Happy to have Tyreke back. Shame Gasol is fucking Pelicans in the ass.
>THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS
>check ESPN
>76ers are now 1-18
>beat the lakers
my sides have exited the straotsphere
>>63938723
>West
1. Warriors
2. Spurs
3. Thunder
4. Mavs
5. Grizzlies
6. Jazz
7. T-Wolves
8. Suns
>East
1. Cavs
2. Raptors
3. Hawks
4. Pacers
5. Bulls
6. Knicks
7. Heat
8. Hornets
>KOBR IS GOAT
>LELKERS ARE AMERICAS TEAM
>LOSE TO THE WORLD PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM OF ALL TIME
>>63943539
WORST
>>63943358
Thought they might win going downhill now tho
1 game doesn't change jack shit.
Nintendo has something BIG planned for the holidays. John Wall will be shook again. The shookening has just started.
>>63943730
I still don't understand it, but I really like this meme
>tfw ennui is all you feel
We need Mavericks game thread. I can't make threads cos I get unlimited captchas
I'm editing Kobe on my 2k roster to be more accurate for this season
>Ratings
Inside Shot
58
Midrange
63
Three
60
>Tendencies
Inside Shot
100
Midrange
100
Three
100
Does this look about right?
I want draymond green to break his fucking leg and never ever walk again
NEED FANTASY HELP!
please if you guys been paying attention and know the numbers!
im offering towns and alphabet for wall and porzingod
DO IT!?
Oh shit Sixers actually won. Good for them I guess.
Is John Wall no longer shook?
Mj almost carried a scrub Wizards team with kwame fuckin brown to the playoffs
Jerami Grant was a beast in that game. Need a webm of that block.
Magic are gonna run the east for the next decade
>>63943835
The Smash 4 Nintendo Direct is soon my friend. John Wall might be recovering for now but he will soon be more shook than a can of spray-paint.
>>63943869
>>63943869
Mavs/Blazers gamethread
>>63943865
>Not the Hornets with MVP Kemba
>>63943784
everything should be low 30's or 20's
>>63943840
MJ had Larry Hughes and Jerry Stackhouse on the wings to take the defensive pressure on him
So the wolves trust Dieng in the clutch over KAT?
Why are people still greentexting lakers?
Everyone knew they'd be a dumpster fire this year
>tfw the Nets have generic grey sleeved unis, too
why why why
>>63943760
you just got cvcked by a meme m8
>>63943935
>underestimating based dieng
the image that destroyed the janilard's mind
>>63943974
Can you count how many grey sleeved jerseys there are in total?
>Nets
>Magic
>Spurs
>Suns
>Celtics
>Warriors
>>63944033
spurs don't have grey sleeved m8
damn wiggins you choked
Wow Wiggins man
>>63944052
I actually hate this spurs redditor
objectively the 2nd worst poster in nba general
I JUST REALIZED! KOBE DOESNT HAVE A SON!
WHO WILL CARRY THE LEGACY? THAT SLUT HAS A BUM WOMB! KOBE ILL LITERALLY CARRY YOUR SEED! TAKE ME MAMBA!
>miss game tying ft
>airball the game tying 3
JUST
>>63944069
>>63944075
what happened senpaitachi
>>63944149
he's just a young boy he dindu nuffin
>>63944138
I barely post here anymore so you kinda half got what you want pham
>>63944033
add the Rockets, family
otherwise that covers every team I've seen with em.
>>63944138
Who's the worst /nba/ poster?
>>63944222
curryposter
>>63944138
>I actually hate
wow le anon with le important opinion. get em tiger
>magic win
>4 in a row
feels good nigga
>he isn't listening to slime season 2
CLAP YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAANDS, EVERYBODY. PHILADELPHIA. 76ERS.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, SIXERS. 10, 9, 8, 76ERS.
FUCK YES guys this is my first time posting in /nba/ all season but I've watched every minute of every Sixers game so far this season. You have no idea how great this win felt, in front of a sellout crowd (thanks Kobe and Moses (RIP)). Hell yeah.
>The Suns lost to the Nets
pack it up boys it was a good run but I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
how would a team of:
lebron
butler
kawhi
pg-13
draymond
do?
all 6'7" elite, versatile defenders. 4 of which can put up 30 on any given night
>>63944487
>he hasn't played NBA blacktop baked as shit doing just this
team would be the fastest, most unstoppable in the world desu. USA should only use these guys in 2016
>>63944487
they would rape regular and small ball lineups but big men would eat that team. Draymond being able to defend legit 7 footers is a meme, Marc Gasol smoked him last year and Kerr had to go big with Bogut the whole series
>>63944455
>tfw spurs lost to the 1-11 pelicans
>tfw John Wall got lucky today
>there are people who still think Cousins is better than Plumdog
Dirk just got spun the fuck around
>I want the Warriors to fail
>I want curry to be injured
>Porzingis is a meme
>Kobe is the greatest
>>63944676
>shit-tier western ripoff anime
fuck off
>>63944676
Nobody says all this
>>63944676
Haven't you head? Memes are good. Meme magic is the most powerful force in the universe. Meme teams win NBA championships. Meme is now a synonym for "great". That's a meme team = that's a great team. That's a meme player = that's a great player.
>>63944676
I want you to fail
I want you to be injured
You are a meme
You're the worst
>tfw kobe passed the torch to Curry
>>63944946
>>63944946
>>63944946
>>63944946
NEW THREAD
>>63943520
Jew York at the 6 spot kek. Celtics gonna take that spot and Hornets gonna be at least 7th.
