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Lakers @ Wizards 7:00 PM
Warriors @ Hornets 7:00 PM
Suns @ Pistons 7:30 PM
76ers @ Knicks 7:30 PM
Raptors @ Hawks 8:00 PM
Nuggets @ Bulls 8:00 PM
Pelicans @ Rockets 8:00 PM
Bucks @ Spurs 8:30 PM
Pacers @ Clippers 10:30 PM
2-4
Give me one good reason why if curry wins at least two more rings and 2 more MVPS he shouldn't be ranked above kobe, lebron and duncan all time.
Is nintendo to john wall what lil b is to harden/durant?
>>63944983
>only 3 rings
Sorry kid, you can be greater than Lebron but you need a literal handful of rings to play with the big dogs
>>63944995
yes
>realizing it is the year of kobr
>watch any nba related material
>kobrkobrkobrkobr what does kobr think muh kobr
Is white girl pussy the most powerful force in basketball? It turned Drummond elite. And now this nigga CJ McCollum is averaging like 20 points a game and I just saw this picture of him.
>beat Spurs
>beat Cavs
>lost to Charlotte
>lost to Celtics twice
>TWICE
I don't understand this team
>>63945043
CJ is not effay
Can someone please explain the nintendo/john wall thing? I can't find jack shit about it on google but I really want to understand.
>>63945103
Google photoshop.
>>63945061
Bulls fan here, now you know how I've felt the last 5 years.
>>63945000
Between curry kobe duncan and lebron, curry is the best offensive player. plus he wins his championships with his second best player being draymond green while kobe had shaq, lebron had wade, duncan had one of the best dynasties ever
>>63945103
This. I have no idea.
>>63945103
>he doesn't know
>>63945103
Canada get in here and tell this nigga how
>he doesn't know
>>63945103
>>63945109
>>63945117
>They literally don't even know
how u want ur possession senpai
>>63945109
So apparently photoshop is some kind of image editing software made by adobe? I was pretty sure adobe were those guys who made that annoying acrobat crap that keeps trying to update every few days, but I'm really not sure how that's related to my favorite sport, ape-hoop scoop'n'swoop.
>>63945175
why the fuck does kobe keep doing this shit when he's basically admitted that his body is failing him and he wants to get the younger guys involved
>>63945204
He does it for the lulz
>>63945115
memes aside it's true that Curry's team is mostly roleplayers aside from Klay Thompson and maybe Andre Iguodala, but his competition was equally average. Bottomfeeding overachieving Pelicans, banged up Grizzlies, >cockshits (also super hurt) and ultra hurt Cavaliers
I'm not saying the injuries nullify his ring like the other autists on /sp/ say, I'm saying that his bad competition nullifies his bad teammates
If Curry takes the Warriors through the healthy Spurs, Thunder, and Cavs this year then he will literally be the GOAT, better than Jordan even
explain this
>>63945112
idk it really just comes down to wall. when he plays well everyone plays well
I feel like the bulls of the last five years have been a team that was solid and usually a top 3 team in the east but i dont think anyone really expected them to be championship contenders most years, except maybe the rose mvp year. and even the year after that they were pretty good too, but idk. I felt like the pacers were much more hyped (and a better team)
>>63945103
>>63945117
>he doesn't know
>>63945261
He was a bad player his entire career. Nothing has changed.
>>63945261
>yfw kobe is actually making an artistic statement about the current nature of the league by chucking up a ridiculous amount of 3's despite everyone else begging him to stop
>>63945103
Posting from new phone so no reaction image but
>he doesn't know
>>63945261
He's just making sure the Lakers get the future GOAT Ben Simmons and regain their former glory.
>>63945262
I didn't mean in regard to their overall goodness, I mean they constantly and consistently play down or up to the competition. Last year they had a .350 record against under .500 teams. The worse the team, the more likely they are to lose, and vice versa.
>/v/ memes on /nba/
this is what Curry does to people, it drives them insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhhSFKgMhlo
>>63945297
hmmmmmmm
>>63945043
Maybe Kobe should rape another white girl to get some strength back.
>>63945328
ahah this is the ugliest language I've ever heard
uglier than tagalog
>>63945325
Not a big fan of the Warriors but I think Curry is a pretty likable guy. I like LeBron and Curry desu I would /qbp/ with both of them.
Is there any college team that could beat the Sixers?
>>63945328
okay but at like 1:38 homie goes
>>63945354
>someone else hates Tagalog
Ayyyy
>>63945371
not this again
>>63945000
Jesus god can you imagine if steph had prime Shaq to play with right now?
>>63945359
You mean get ethereal?
>>63945371
no we better not do this shit again
>>63945379
my ex gf spoke tagalog
such an ugly language. Asian languages in general are so ugly and choppy
most romance languages are much nicer
>>63945115
>offense is everything
>>63945387
>>63945397
Kentucky wouldn't be able to take a game off of the 1-18ers?
>>63945424
no
they wouldn't
stop asking
>>63945394
i... can't really think of many ways that that would be an advantage in the current era. He'd foul out a lot and he couldn't play in the 4th quarter due to hack-a-shaq. He'd basically be a 2 pt scorer which is nice except 3 is more than 2.
>>63945371
http://www.sports-reference.com/cbb/schools/kentucky/2012.html
So DK NBA contests have got me following every inch of NBA basketball like nobody's business. Here's a few things I don't understand.
1. Why does Karl Anthony Towns only play like 20 mins/game? Is Sam Mitchell afraid that a young buck can't handle more mins than that? Jesus Christ.
2. Does anyone understand the Magic's roster? They literally have 3 tweener wings who basically do the same shit. Tobias Harris, Evan Fournier and Victor Olidipo. And Elfrid Payton's hair is jacked.
3. Okafor is like a Jared Sullinger but a little taller. He's a big ass under the rim big, but he's not ever going to be Zach Randolph. Mainly because Zach has the gift of using his body and has always had it, and also because Zach plays badass defense. If the 76ers are ever going to move on from where they're at, they gotta trade either Noel or Okafor. With them both there's no spacing, and Okafor is riding the bench in crunch time for defense anyway. But Okafor's backup plan is addicted to shirley temples so idk how much of a backup plan Embiid is.
>>63945424
>kentucky
this shit was going on last year when kentucky was supposedly undefeated and unbeatable and then lost to fucking wisconsin lmao
>>63945043
someone teach that nigga how to dress
>>63945000
>team accomplishment determines whether or not an individual player is better than another
If Curry had those teams he'd have a handful of rings, same goes for those classic Bulls teams
Important poll for the future of the NBA
http://strawpoll.me/6156450
>>63945175
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shit is beyond embarassing att his point
>>63945043
I need white pussy, breaking up with my black hag tonight
>>63945429
>>63945438
No argument?
>>63945450
One bad game != a team's quality. The Dubs almost lost to the Nest, but guess what? Still the best team in the league
Can a team of:
>Go Wizards
>curryfag
>food4lyfe
>spudora milanafag
>OCD
>backup: Kneesbrah
beat 5 of the 76ers bench players?
>>63945450
desu I still think last year's Kentucky team could beat last year's 76ers team.
The only player the 6ers have that is beyond a shadow of a doubt legit NBA talent with upside is Bobby Covington. Everyone else are just college players doing their thing at this level.
Although I do like Noel if he were paired with a stretch 5 like Marc Gasol.
>>63945479
Can someone get rid of this guy? It's NBA general not NCAA basketball general, frig off randy.
>>63945484
>go wizards that high
>>63945479
we gave you arguments last night stop trying to be an epic memer!
>>63945484
>tfw would be the point guard for this team
I'd just run pick and rolls with clips desu
>>63945491
>Stop talking about the crop of players that will be in the draft this year
lol?
>>63945443
>1. Why does Karl Anthony Towns only play like 20 mins/game? Is Sam Mitchell afraid that a young buck can't handle more mins than that? Jesus Christ.
He plays 27 minutes a game, for a rookie whose body is new to playing that many minutes for 82 games, that's completely normal. Demarcus Cousins and Anthony Davis played 28 MPG during their rookie years.
>>63945507
food4lyfe would take the entire shot clock to waddle his fat ass into position
>>63945507
he would be the immovable object to be quite honest
>>63945506
this too, milanabrah is /fit/ and kneesbrah actually balls a lot I think
>>63945522
>>63945525
b-but he's 10X more athletic than me!!
>>63945507
Those arguments were lierally
>college ballers don't have as much experience
when literally half of the Sixers starting lineup is rookies?
>>63945506
I didn't put them in order of rank.
food4lyfe is obviously the starting center. Who takes the other positions?
>>63945520
He started out the season playing 30-35 mins/game. In the last few weeks that's went down to about 21-22mpg.
I get that you don't wanna wear your young guy out. Sit him out in a couple of back to backs if you want. But how the hell does keeping him in the bench during crunch time help your franchise's future? Don't you want Towns out there learning through defeats and wins?
>>63945484
OCD apparently played division III college basketball and Kneesbrah seems to be pretty good when his knees arent fucked and hes not sperging out. Curryfag and Clips4lyfe are out of shape manlets so no. I dont know enough about Go Wizards and Spurwaifu Poster
>>63945533
oh okay so I guess Wroten + Noel + Okafor being literally better than 99% of college players last season doesn't count
I know you're trying to ruse us but it's a retarded argument that holds no fucking weight because of the fact that they literally don't have as much experience
They won't be able to score on huge fucking guys like Noel and Okafor
They wouldn't be able to stop Wroten and McConnellls playmaking
They can't stop Convington's and Stauskas 3s
I mean those guys right there were great already in college. After like 3 or 4 seasons in the pros they've gotten so much better. The jump is astounding
I'm a little ashamed I even took the bait again man.
>>63945533
Every NBA player is at minimum roughly as good or better than the best player on any college team. No college team is comprised entirely of its best players. Therefore, barring a complete fluke or an act of god, it would be exceedingly difficult for any college team to beat an NBA team. A better question to ask might be "could a team comprised of the best of next year's draft class defeat the 76ers". The answer to that very well might be yes. However, you are asking if a college team with only 1-2 players who will even sniff the nba could beat a team comprised entirely of people who are as good or better than them. It's just silly. Please stop asking now that you've received a coherent answer. Thanks.
>>63945571
curryfag plays e-sports newfag
https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/671835683338641408
top kek its like rondo is on a personal mission to ruin carlisle
>>63945457
Don't get ahead of yourself nigga. Curry doesn't even come close to what Duncan and Kobe have accomplished.
>>63945486
Kentucky's 2012 championship team had a squad full of 5-star recruits. The 2012 draft had 6 Kentucky players (4 of them in the first round, 3 those 4 were freshmen). The only person who actually lived up his potential was Anthony Davis.
So just because you see a college team full of players projected to go in the first 25 picks doesn't necessarily mean they're going to be good players.
>>63945587
Go back to the ethereal plane, Harry.
>>63945595
>Duncan college stats
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63945595
I'm not that guy you quoted, and I'm not a huge fan of meme 3 pt league, but your argument is a bit silly when you remember that these guys have both played 4x as long as curry, until recent with better teams + coaching staff surrounding them.
>>63945595
>mfw no other superstar has 2 Socon player of the year titles
GET REKT REST OF NBA
>>63945595
>nba teammate of the year
huh
>>63945568
That has nothing to do with development. You can make the argument about the current all-stars who playing during crunch time when they were younger, but you can also make the same argument for the players who played during crunch time during their early years but never improved.
>>63945622
Jerry west won two.
>>63945619
>but your argument is a bit silly when you remember that these guys have both played 4x as long as curry
its not my argument and no shit that is the reason why curry isn't even comparable to those 2
Spurs
>>63945604
I don't disagree, but I would point out one thing that you're missing here. The only reason you're seeing success with the players on Philly is because that is who they have and they have to play them. Even terrible NBA teams are gonna score 85+ points. So those points are going to someone.
I'll just use this year's Philly team (which is much better than last year's btw) as an example.
On most other teams these guys are in the D-League
Hollis Thompson
Isaiah Canaan
TJ McConnell
Nick Stauskas
Jeremi Grant (maybe?)
The 76ers have ONE legitimate NBA talent on their roster. Robert Covington. Everyone else are literally just doing their thing at this level.
It's hard to use Philly's roster as an example of an NBA roster in any argument. It's just not.
Since 76ers finally won a game. Who will give the Warriors their first loss?
>>63945650
Well I mean if you're going to be an asshat and act like the only stat that matters is years played, then sure I guess Kendrick Perkins is on his way to becoming a GOAT too. He's already got 12 seasons under his belt, senpai!
>>63945639
Okay lets say they're right and Towns will totally fall apart in January if he plays 30 mins/game (he's like 19 years old fuck outta here with that shit). Why not sit him coming out of the 2nd half and let him play the 4th quarter? Those game on the line scenarios can do wonders for a player's development.
I don't care how you try to justify it, what Minnesota is doing with Towns is fucking retarded.
>>63945692
triggered?
>>63945687
Raptors
>>63945687
i honestly and im being legitimately serious here cant see them losing to anyone without major injuries. Cavs arent up to par right now to beat them, spurs are a maybe but they've had weird losses this season and are still working in LMA, curry had one of his worst games this season against the jazz and they still won
i really think they could go undefeated untill the allstar break, even if it sounds stupid from a logical POV theres just nobody that can beat them right now
>>63945679
Whether or not the squad is talentless does not matter. The stupid argument is them vs any college team and the sixers would destroy them. Stauskas's potential is about as flat as it can be but he led his college team alone (after the two best players left) to a number 1 seed in the NCAA tournament. Let's ignore Okafor or Noel who would be dominant big men if they were still in college.
>tfw 2 game winstreak in 2k
>>63945725
Except, I mean, literally the entire NBA could beat them if they go off and the warriors have a bad night. Shit happens. The NBA is not a game of Dungeons and Dragons, these guys aren't just fucking stat sheets with lists of resistances and weaknesses. Maybe Curry gets diarrhea, maybe Draymond's pet goldfish dies, maybe Klay Thompson bangs Steve Kerr's mom and they have a big embarassing fight in front of the whole team and everybody is too confused to shoot right. Y'never know.
>>63945747
>tfw I simmed every game on mygm and won every single game
40 game win streak
>>63945725
That's the thing though. They won against the Jazz by 3. Imagine if that were the Bulls or Cavs or Spurs or even the Thunder. Those teams would of caught up and wrapped that game away with Curry being bad. I honestly think they are showing some fatigue and weakness. Not a lot but a little bit
Dirk can barely rebound against CJ McCollum lmao
>>63945704
Well that's the coach's call. One look at the roster and you can tell it's a rather deep team. If sitting KAT more helps them win, then it's probably in the team's best interest.
BROS THE MAVS AND BLAZERS ARE TIED WITH 6 SECONDS LEFT
>>63945740
Okafor was destroyed by any college big man with a competent post game last year. Nigga can't play defense at any level.
Bobby Covington is unguardable at any level if he plays well.
Noel is not an offensive threat, but can play great defense.
TJ McConnell is shit man he grabs rebounds and throws some passes. He's a poor man's Delly.
Jeremi Grant is actually alright but he's so limited. He gets hustle stats.
Stauskas wasn't that good in college you're misremembering. He was good for Michigan and in the BIG and that's about it.
Hollis Thompson is another energy guy that gets energy stats.
Isaiah Canaan is a high volume shooter from like Morehead State or some shit. He takes a buncha threes and hits a few.
Philly is a college team playing in the NBA. Arguing otherwise is offensive to real NBA teams.
what the fuck was that lillard
>already 3 feet behind the 3pt line
>stepback
>>63945767
you are underrating the jazz by a lot desu, and curry had a bad game but they still won, thats whats the real killer, they have had those shit games where things dont go right but they managed to win in the end
any team that beats them is gonna have to shoot out of their minds for 4 quarters and play lockdown D in addition to curry having a bad game
>>63945771
He got that offensive rebound kiddo.
>>63945813
why u do this to me lillard? it was tied. you don't need a 3. why?
>>63945835
3 pt shot is exciting to watch for the whole family bruh
how much bbc has ran through her?
>>63945835
everyone knew before the season started this would happen, he is gonna eat up most possessions and pad his stats because the blazers are tanking
>>63945821
The only ones I can see do that are the Spurs. They have been fairly consistent in D. Containing opposing teams to less than 90 points a game. There shooting has improved but there are games where they can't hit shit, but out of all the teams out here they are the closest to give them trouble
deron williams has been a real ass nigga all year desu familia
>>63945583
Straight up I'd love to see it.
If it was a huge exhibition, like the 76s against a hand cropped group of College players and the college guys had like a week to prepare. And it's a former NBA coach-now-college coach coaching (not callipairi or the duke guy who don't really know shit about the NBA)
I'm just saying. I'd like to see that game.
>>63945760
ayyy that's elite af famiglia
wizards have beat pretty elite teams this year
>>63945618
Yeah? Are you retarded?
College stats are a part of the HoF ballot.
Kobe didn't go to college and Curry didn't really do shit in college.
>>63945848
i wouldn't be surprised if she's biting down on a pillow right now while randle is pounding her from behind desu senpai
>>63945907
>Curry didn't really do shit in college.
0/10
>>63945907
>Curry didn't really do shit in college
why is cj mccallum on Dirk?
damn dirk just hit the dagger
>>63945848
She's awful
>>63945747
post that thick white booty nigga i know you got pics
PG: Isaiah Canaan
SG: Jakarr Sampson
SF: Robert Covington
PF: Jeremi Grant
C: Jahlil Okafor
PG: Andrew Harrison
SG: Aaron Harrison
SF: Trey Lyles
PF: Karl Anthony Towns
C: Willie Cauley Stein
Bench: Devin Booker (who would prolly be the leading scorer for the 6ers if he were drafted by them).
Aside from Covington, I'm seeing a whole bunch of college guys on Philly that weren't good enough to start at Kentucky.
>>63945715
>Raptors
>drake night
>Warriors playing back 2 back
hmmmm....
>>63945930
stealth tank
How does Luke Walton get named Coach of the Month but get zero credit for the wins?
>>63945941
future is the GOAT
DS2 is the AOTY, easily
>>63945942
good thing they haven't improved at all since college haha
>>63945892
i know man they beat spurs/cavs but lost to the celtics twice
they only beat teams with bad point guards
so did mcollum just decide hes going to become elite over the offseason?
>>63945964
is it true she got butt and boob implants? she seems too thick to be real mate
>>63945971
he's been injured, always had talent
>>63945968
Thats because John Wall gets shook at the sight of any competition.
Nintendo really got to his head.
>>63945725
This is my only issue with GSW this year
My bias aside (I hate all the teams on the west coast, especially this smug ass team full of cunts) they're probably have the best shot at winning the Chip again this year. They have very little weakness.
But
They're playing this regular season way too hard. Where as teams like Cavs and Spurs are just throwing a few games away. It's like that one lakers team that didn't do great during the off season then went almost undefeated in the post season. You have to learn to go steady during the off season. Right now the Warriors are trying to break a fucking record. Like who gives a shit
>>63945968
tony parker's having a pretty good year tho desu. wall is just slightly unshook since it's been a while since cloud got announced for smash, watch out for the next nintendo direct desu
>>63945991
>They're playing this regular season way too hard. Where as teams like Cavs and Spurs are just throwing a few games away
they're blowing teams out in three quarters
Magic fucked up drafting Aaron Gordon, this nigga is shit
>>63945807
It's not that fucking hard to score or defend against college teams. Stauskas was Big Ten player of the year and was like 2nd team all american you faggot.
Most college teams will have 1-3 good players, then the rest are trash who won't even make it to the d-league. The players on the sixers are full of those players who were the good players from their respective colleges.
You are looking at these players in the context of the NBA. Look at them in the context against college athletes.
>>63945986
nah no way
she's just thick
>>63945991
ginobli, parker and duncans fitness come deep playoff time is a question mark though
darlon williams with the dagger
>>63945968
If Philly drafted Trey Lyles he'd be starting.
If Philly drafted Towns he'd be starting.
If Philly drafted Andrew Harrison he'd be playing (he's in the D-League for like Memphis now btw)
If Philly drafted Devin Booker he'd be their BEST pure shooter and scorer, and Devin Booker didn't even start for Kentucky last year.
People get caught up in the NBA vs College shit which is almost always right, but Philly is literally a college program right now.
>getting shit on by Deron Williams
can we sink any lower?
Is Darlon Williams elite again?
>>63945971
he's gotten actual playing time
wasn't he a top 10 pick?
>>63945986
no way
>>63945996
well bad defensive pgs. Last season he was better tho idk this season he's just been taken out of games by good defensive guards
>>63946004
hezonja's been benched as well
biggest meme of the offseason
>>63946009
>mfw i realize she will never get nude
>mfw i realize she will just tease and tease until her tits sag to the ground
>>63946023
it's nintendo desu that's been the difference
>>63946005
Stauskas would have literally never seen the court at Kentucky. UK is basically a D-League team and so is Philly.
Michigan is a proud program with a lot of history, and Stauskas was good there, but he was never good enough to get Kentucky's interest.
>>63946045
good thing the bloodborne expansion is literally the greatest thing I've ever played
how will Nintendo recover
>>63946038
don't be sad m8
>>63946067
Smash Direct coming soon + new Pokken character announcement.
Christmas is coming and those Wii Us will fly off the shelves. John Wall will be shook for another month.
>>63946067
xenoblade chronicles x nigga
>>63946094
>>63946092
>Nintendo will never have a Souls game
hahahah I'll be emulating a Wii U soon senpai!!!
>>63946067
is the expansion good? red pill me
>>63945991
Before last nights game against the Jazz in which Curry led the team with 37 minutes (far from going too hard), Curry and other players didn't even play the 4th quarters of the previous 4 games.
Check minutes per game of everyone and you will see that they certainly aren't going balls to the wall to win every game. It just seems that way when it's a close game and the other team is playing them like its game 7 of the finals
>>63946136
>he doesn't fucc with mechs
>he thinks you can emulate the genius of the wiiu on the pee see
>>63945922
>>63945920
He was good but he wasn't fucking Hakeem great, nor Lou good, not even Tim Duncan good. He wasn't even the best player in his respective draft. 6 years of development in the NBA and he's the best point guard in the league. Sure. But you're fucking kidding me if you think Davidson finally getting to the NCAA tournament is the same as other great players.
>>63946047
Again just because a 5-star recruit goes to Kentucky doesn't mean they're fucking good. I can pull up a bunch of former 5-star recruits who were at the top of their positions who went to various colleges and didn't do shit in the NBA.
Tyler Hansbrough was the best college player during his time and he's hot garbage in the NBA. He would still literally destroy most college big men in the post today.
>>63946002
They just had a close game against the Jazz, late game comeback against the Clips, the brooklyn game, even the Bulls.
They're blowing out lottery teams in 3 qtrs.
real talk no meme shit:
are the warriors being tryhard in the regular season? are they peaking early? is harrelson barnes being out gonna fuck them up? are any of their players up for an injury?
>>63946167
Okay then right now..
Would you rather have Jeremi Grant or Trey Lyles?
Okafor or Towns?
Hollis Thompson or Devin Booker?
The only reason these Philly guys are putting up numbers is because Philly has nobody else to put those numbers up.
What's stopping the rockets from winning the west? Legitimate question
>>63946161
He led the country in scoring
>>63946161
nigga he averaged like 40 points a game and almost beat the eventual national champion Kansas to make the Final Four. He was straight up shitting on niggas that season.
Warriors aren't playing too hard right now. Their playstyle just allows them to come back faster than other teams which makes it look like they are trying hard but they are really doing what they already do, just chucking 3s.
>>63946148
so good, I wouldn't buy a ps4 for bloodborne but if you already have it I'd say get it. It's got to be one of the best games I've ever played
>>63946159
I think people have already started emulating on it. I saw some screens of splatoon running, albeit a bunch of graphic fuckups but it was still sorta running
Let me tell you how much the Cockshits fucking suck.
First off, their GM is a fat fucking autistic hack. And not even the flattering for of autistic like Rain Man. At least served a purpose and could count fucking toothpicks and win his brother money by counting cards. THIS GUY IS MAKING DECISONS AND ROCKETS FANS DEFEND HIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY.
Second off, Houston has built a "core" for their team, aka James Harden and Dwight Howard. This "core" is probably the worst in the league, not even kidding. Yeah, Howard was good, what, five years ago? And Harden literally makes 100% of his points from the stripe. YEAH FAGGOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND GET THE CALL YOU LITTLE BITCH.
Third, their supporting cast is fucking atrocious. It all started when (see second paragraph) decided to let their best player go, and replace said handsome man with fucking TREVOR ARIZA. Yeah, remember him? Neither do I.
Fourth, the head fucking coach. Kevin Mchale just might be medically retarded. He walks like a retard, so maybe his mental capacity shares the same trait.
And lastly, Houston itself. Houston is full of minorities and fucking smells. Nice "major city" you got there, while I'm breathing in fucking 100% carbon dioxide.
Fuck this team, fuck the fans, fuck the "fans" on this board, I hope all of you rot in hell.
>>63946038
Hey there's hope. I think att is tired of paying her. They now have puppet Milana in their holiday ads. Maybe she gets a drug habit, spirals into depression, and starts doing porn.
>>63946201
Their overall lack of interest in playing hard, their disregard for defense, their horrible team chemistry, their lazy superstar, and their trainwreck front office to name a few.
>>63946214
>mfw the copypasta doesn't work anymore since McHale got fired
>mfw McHale's firing only emphasizes the shittiness of the Rockets
>>63946199
Grant, Towns, Booker
>>63946213
maybe in like 5 years it'll emulate good desu. they still haven't emulated the gamecube perfectly
>>63946215
nah puppet milana is in the style of those holiday specials like rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
>>63946232
Trey Lyles may end up being the 2nd best player out of that Kentucky class after Towns. He has monstrous upside as a big w/3 point range and handles. He's blocked by a solid frontcourt in Utah tho.
I'd take Lyles over Jeremi Grant any day.
>>63946248
A right handed Chris Bosh is his ceiling, which isn't bad.
>Portland in charge of finishing
Turning into Clipper tier desu
What if you do a mini draft. Take the best college players right now, put them in mini camp, like what the olympic team does. Then after a short camp that team plays the 76ers
WHO WINS THEN
when did the shookening occur? Will John Wall ever recover?
>>63946280
At least the Blazers are in rebuilding mode. Clippers are actually trying to contend for a championship.
>>63946301
When Cloud got announced for Smash.
Theres a 2 more characters to be announced. John Wall will be more shook than ever.
>>63945043
>Forgetting the Kardashian Kurse
>>63946309
>At least the Blazers are in rebuilding mode
are they really rebuilding when they're contending for the 8th seed? easily the worst place to be as an nba team. good enough to get make the playoffs, bad enough to get bounced in the first round and not even get a good draft pick without wheeling around
>>63946194
if anything going hard early is going to help come playoff time when they can take it easy because they built up such a huge lead, at this rate they could probably play their d league team for the last month and finish in the top 4
>>63946326
It's still pretty early in the season. They only win when Lillard and McCollum shoot like 60%. They've got a couple solid guys but by the end of the season they'll probably be in line to get the 4th-8th pick or so.
>>63946326
doesn't matter, they have plenty of assets on great contracts
>>63945204
The Lakers have basically written off the season, might as well let Kobe fuck around and shoot a half dozen airballs every night.
>>63945261
>shooting 17 3s in one game
not even curry does that and curry is actually a good shot from 3
Almost won a fuckton of money tonight bros.
>had Davis
>had Gasol
>had Wall
Literally fucked everything up with TJ Warren. If I had even spent that 4500 wisely I'd have won thousands tonight.
Also
>Alex Lin went the fuck off and was only 3K
Fuck my life man I keep getting so close to big money in this shit.
>Pop basically admitted that the Spurs are going to fuck around for two more months while they figure the offense out
He doesn't even care, it's so fucking funny.
>>63946502
it's all part of the plan
It’s too bad, Kobr did not have a special wing man that was close in his age in his prime like a Jordan and Pippen. He had a stroke of timing that was off–to early & too late for those championships he did win, but nothing that captured him in his prime 2003-2008. Imagine if Kobr had a Shaq or Pau Gasol or anyone as good as Pippen for those middling years he didn’t win a title, of cross without title wins the years before, he would have developed this relationship with the other player. In these years if he had his Pippen and grant or rodman, you would have saw an 8-peat. But unfortunately the timing of a player’s career and the chips that fall around him ARE EVERYTHING. Yes, the media and its cash rollers have opinions and hot, large, windy, strong self-made truths–but none can crack the true marble of Kobr’s character. Kobe Bryant was the Best Basketball who has ever played the game. He took Michael Jordan’s platform and turned it into Rocket Ship. This man has had hotter hands (even colder hands at times) than anyone in the league. He hit the toughest shots ever taken in the game, had the prettiest moves, cutting like butter through any opponent, slammed home Howard, would have made a bigger legend of his game –had he HAD THE RIGHT TIMING IN 2009 VS LEBRON to give his ultimate show of his skills, skills that were more developed and polished than MJ. And yet, the people don’t like him as much as a Magic or Jordan. He was tied with Jordan for the greatest practice players of all-time. Getting up at 4 A.M having multiple work outs a day. His obsession could not be matched and never was. Only if he had his prime in the right time–any soul would see the light that never got lit by the greatest showman, samurai, ninja, court- dictator and strong man the game never got to see. He is in a non-political reality a 7 time League MVP, the toughest survivor the game has breed, and has the spirit of Champions that can only be at bestowed by God.
>>63946581
what kind of low grade pasta is this
>>63946581
>He is in a non-political reality a 7 time League MVP
lmao
someone explain to me john wall meme I googled and binged and even yahooed :"john wall nigger gets shat on by nigger slayers ninetendo" and didn't get much...
>>63946594
>HE
>>63946594
>DOESNT
>>63946594
KNOW
>>63946594
DOESN'T
>>63946599
>>63946604
>>63946610
>>63946612
>>63946618
can someone explain this meme to me as well?
D Rose
Kobe Bryant
James Harden
Zach Randolph
Nerlens Noel
How the fuck did I lose in the finals on 2k?
>>63946625
literally reported
>>63946625
just google it pal
>>63946628
Did Kobe shoot you out of the game?
20-o is your fate /nba/. just submit already
>>63946625
use Bing
The John Wall/Nintendo meme is fucking stupid, please fucking stop this shit.
If the Lakers get Skal what's their future look like three years?
>>63946636
>>63946639
I've tried googling "niggers meme one word at a time 4chan caps niggers" and nothing except this hilarious reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1yb4zz/replace_one_word_in_star_wars_quote_with_nigger/
also anon who reported me, I hope you know that announcing reports is bannable.
>>63946642
I got him up to an 80 due to the chemistry so he was 6-11, my bench was ass but still
>>63946660
skal is pretty shit imo, he's going to be the worst of all those kentucky big men even worse than nearlens
>>63946658
the meme is dead. wall beat lebeta
>>63946662
btfo tbqh senpai
>>63946671
He's projected to be #1 though right now and why would they draft another PF with the first couple people after Skal are PF's until Jamal Murray at #6
>>63946702
Lakers will be poop for a few more years, eventually throw money at the problem until something works. More news at 11.
>>63946658
Fuck off John Wall. Go back to practice.
>>63946717
Clarkson
Russel
Durant
Simmons
Me
Who stops this team?
KD is pretty much going to the lakers with westbrook in 2 years.
>KD signs one year deal this year so he can get super mega max contract in two years
>westbrook is also free agent at the same time
>westbrook is from la and played at ucla, KD loves LA spends his offseason there like very nigger with money
>KD, ben simmons, westbrook, russell(he'll be at least top 10 pg in two years) plus kobe as coach = 10 rings
>>63946745
>3rd year decent PG
>2nd year SG with high ceiling
>Probably not going to LA but whatever
>Small chance of him going to LA but also whatever
>Fat neckbeard on a chinese cartoon imageboard
Uhm... literally everyone?
>>63946771
I'm 6'3
>>63946764
This is a pretty cool fantasy world you live in. Can you tell me more about it?
(KD & Westbrook probs don't even like each other that much, also DC will literally give KD a statue on the national mall if that nigga shows up to play)
>>63946790
But KD wants to win a ring and so does Westbrook
>>63946788
Excuse me, let me amend that to slightly above average height fat neckbeard on a chinese cartoon image board.
>>63946771
simmons already said he wants to play for the lakers, what's stopping him from pulling a john elway/eli manning and refusing to play for any team besides the lakers?
what ever team drafts him trades him to us for randle and our high pick
>>63946800
I'm 150 bruh
>>63946817
Excuse me, let me amend that to slightly above average height lanky neckbeard on a chinese cartoon image board.
>>63946790
KD never goes to dc ever it's his "Hometown" but outside of lebron no one has ever "i'm cumming home" move and we all know lebron did that to reestablish his brand due to the decision leaving a bad taste in everyone's mouth so he returns to bumfuck cleveland and he's lvoed by all again(plus he already got his rings)
it doesn't make sense for KD to go to DC it's a diff situation, he has to play with jon wall(a nigger who barely has improved his game more concered with dancing and hanging out with dying kids than practicing) and who the fuck else beal? lol
>>63946834
I can legit play center, Dennis Rodman was short and skinny and guarded Shaq
>>63946837
>a nigger who barely has improved his game
for some reason this made me laugh hard as fuck
>>63946842
rodman was 6"7 and litterally the only player in league history to rebound at the rate he was(maybe charles barkely since he's like 6"5 at most)
>>63946837
tbqh I could see the wiz making a finals run with Durant and a veteran roleplayer or two to help lead, like Pierce did last year. Can't really understand the Wall hate, he came off a hand fracture over the summer and Beal is solid. Probably top 3 backcourt in the league when they're rolling, maybe even 2nd behind GSW.
>>63946861
but we in the small ball era, imagine how dominate a nigga like me or charles barkley or dennis rodman would be boxing out legit manlets like dwight howard or andre drummond
or move ben simmons up to the 5 and have me as a stretch four
>>63946876
I would also add to this that not only are Wall and Beal both young with room to improve, they are also not ballhogs/volume shooters like Russell Westbrook. As much fun as it is to watch KD and RWB, they don't have very good synergy. They both want to be the franchise player, neither are comfortable or capable of standing back and being the Pippen to the other's Jordan. The only reason the situation hasn't imploded already is likely due to their habit of trading off injuries just as the other recovers.
>>63946887
Please go away mentally challenged individual.
>>63946913
put me in and I bet I get 14 boards i can dunk
Anyone remember James Harden's fake MVP?
>>63946962
i legit have a 30 inch vertical i bet i can average at least 10 boards a game if they give me 20 min a game
>Warriors fans think Curry is better than Duncan already
>See a post on facebook about Kobe's retirement and the top comment (over 1000 likes) is "Kobe is straight up better than Jordan"
Why does the NBA have to be filled with nigger fans with shit for brains?
>>63946671
nah a lotta kentucky fresh start out slow as hell
wait till march then decide. if skal is still shit then id stay the hell away from him. cal will prolly work some sorta magic tho.
>>63947109
Kobe is better than Jordan though, he just didn't have Pippen or Rodman at a single given time.
>>63947109
duncan has more rings but curry is yung as fuck and only barely hitting his prime
plus curry's game is 100% skill and 50% athleticism so as he reaches old age he will still be shitting on niggas, hes going to break every scoring record there is.
>Loss Angeles Lakers
>>63945704
A non-lottery record would cost them their first round pick. Might as well control his minutes to put off hitting the rookie wall a while longer and give up the two second round picks instead. Dieng's been playing really well, so they're probably trying to free up time for him too.
>>63945261
>17 3s
ahahah what the fuck. that doesnt even come close to making sense unless theyre going hardcore tank mode
>>63947164
it was kobe's last game in philly a place where he spent 3 years during his high school it's super fucking important of course he ahd to get mins and try to put on a show
>>63947204
Philly fans hate Kobe but they're known for being pretty classless
>>63947272
Sega shitting on James Harden meme?
>>63947305
>sega
>owned by nintendo
>harden & wall both shook by Nintendo
hello i am kobe
ama
>>63945061
>Upset two elite teams
>lost to a bad team
>lost to a better team
>TWICE
>>63947343
How did Magic survived aids
>>63947415
ball is life
which means he can't die
can we start playing this game in here? In their next games, will Curry score more points than Kobe's FG percentage?
https://twitter.com/steven_lebron/status/671911267335069697/photo/1
20-0 got /nba/ shook
>>63947415
He has HIV, that's not the same as AIDS.
As long as you have the money to get the medicine, you can suppress HIV and never get AIDS hopefully.
>>63947390
I like this meme already. You're images are photoshop quality.
>when you beat your roommate on 2k with the Knicks and he got the Thunder so he salty
>when the nigga just shoot threes the whole game and manage to stay in it but you dominate in the paint
>when you get blocks on Durant with Calderon
who here /2k/?
Serious question, how good could John Wall be this season if Nintendo didn't blow him the fuck out?
>>63946319
>Kardashians
>White
Pick one amigo.
>>63947415
you can survive anything with enough money
>>63947473
Thanks brah, had a lot of practice during the summer
>>63947627
Sadly i only have mspaint.
>>63947505
Probably top 5 PG and the Wizards would be winning. Instead he had to run his mouth and get BTFO by Nintendo. The shookening is only beginning.
>>63947640
>he had to run his mouth
wait please put the memes aside this is important, did John Wall actually say something about Nintendo??? please be true I would lose my shit
>>63947745
>"upgrades" to a PS4 instead of the superior Wii U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5zrGo1n6c
He sealed his fate the moment he chose Sony over Nintendo. Fuck John Wall.
>>63947767
this
>they dont even know
>>63947777
kek
>>63947777
nice se7ens m7
>>63947876
I hate the Lakers and their fans more than anything but this shit always gets me man. The first time I saw it I thought it was kind of funny but ever since I just feel sad. I just wanna be buddies with this dude and let him know everythings gonna be okay. I feel so fucking sad watching this man.
>>63947777
>>63947767
John Wall never realized that Nintendo would revive Star Fox and release Star Fox Zero in 2016.
>>63945371
Kentucky real talk
>>63945443
Tobias Harris is a combo forward and Oladipo is a combo guard. Evan fournier is the only combo wing.
Real talk though, mag lineup should be:
Payton
Fournier
Harris
Gordon
Vucevic
with Oladipo as 6th man
>>63945486
>Although I do like Noel if he were paired with a stretch 5 like Marc Gasol.
why not just a stretch four? Noel is a center playing out of position.
>>63945484
what about clips4lyfe? he's about 284 pounds
>>63948077
287 nigger
ITT : Players that make you think
>how would a team of:
>lebron
>butler
>kawhi
>george
>draymond
>do?
>all 6'7" elite, versatile defenders. 4 of which can put up 30 on any given night
If one were to try and start a twitter campaign to have deandre jordan to start shoot free throws under hand who would one tweet at and what is a trendy hastag to use?
Personally I only follow ts pornstars on twitter so I don't know much about normal twitter users but after deandre missing 22 fucking free throws in a game someting had to be done bruhs something
>>63948141
>>63948180
have one of the broships tweet it on your behalf imo
>>63948189
I doubt they would do that broships on here are pretty fucking anti clips
>>63948195
ask new spc to start a twitter
number of times jordan went 19-0 during the season
0 (zero)
>RBL shitposts all summer about the Lelkers making the 8th seed and Kobr getting his last ring
>Instead the Lelkers are the 15th seed and Kobr is retiring
>Kobr just embarrassed himself against the worst team in the league and the Lelkers gave the Suxers their first win of the season
>We're only 20 games in and the shit show has only begun
How can one broship be so wrong?
>>63948179
Indian could've easily had 2 of these players, maybe 4 considering Butler and Draymond were drafted so late.
God damn that is a fun what if scenario.
>>63945443
1. timberwolves are tanking
2. orlandos FO is autistic and has put together an autistic fucking team lmao who knows they got no shooting and no rim protection in the current year
3. okafor isnt that bad desu hell be a 20 10 guy his third year sign a $200 million contract and then put up 17-9 til he retires also hell get SUPER fat around 2022 and it will be a great meme.
>>63948218
number of times anyone cares
0 (zero)
>>63948400
>breaking records
>nobody cares
pick one
>>63944946
Who 0-0 here?
>>63947777
Hahahahahaha oh shit Harden & Wall both nintendo shook
>>63945443
Okafor would be fine if they could pair him with a rim protector who has a decent mid range game so they don't have the paint clogged offensively. But a rim protector like that is probably a near max player these days
>>63948685
they should just make nerlens noel shoot 1000 jumpers every day over summer and promise him a max or some shit iunno that team is fucked and its hilarious. hopefully okafor will get traded to a good team
>>63948761
Noel went from having literally no jumper last year to having *A* jumper this year (still bad, but he can shoot it when left open). We got both of these niggas locked up for years my man, we're gonna reap the benefits. Okafor ain't going anywhere.
black bull white wife
>>63946010
Duncan was the best player on the Spurs last year in the playoffs. It's ginobli and parker that they have to worry about.
Is Kobe doing this on purpose? I mean is he trying to be a shit player as to deflect attention away from his teammates and coach from the tank plan?
I mean, the Lakers have every reason to tank in order to not lose that protected pick.
Is Kobe giving one last give in order to secure the Lakers future?
Confirmed bust.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/02/jahlil-okafor-fight-second-video-boston/
>fakers losing by double digits to the winless sixerrs
TOP KEK
Oh yes
>>63949852
He'll star the next Fight Club
a millionaire
im. a. young. money. million - aire
tougher than - nigerian hair
12/2/2015
>gsw - hor
lakers - >wiz
suns - >pistons
sixers - >knicks
raptors - >hawks
nuggets - >bulls
>pelicans - rockets
bucks - >spurs
>pacers - clippers
>>63950138
welp
>>63950138
warriors
wizards
suns
knicks
hawks
bulls
pelicans
spurs
clippers
to be honest family
Right after we won the NBA championship in June, Steph and I had a moment in the locker room. There weren’t really words exchanged as much as emotions. My recollection of the night was that we had basically reached the mountaintop. There’s nothing higher than winning a title in pro sports. There’s nowhere else to go. I looked around the room and saw the happiest group of people I’ve ever seen. Everyone was going crazy. But when I looked at Steph, I had a moment of reflection. It kind of hit me what he had gone through. To prove all of those people wrong, to overcome such long odds, it was just incredible to see him achieve his dreams. I looked at him and said, “You deserve this.” In life, if you work hard enough, you do get what you deserve. I had a flashback to that doctor’s office and thought about how far Steph had come. It was such a gratifying moment.
People are well aware by now of Steph’s accolades on the basketball court. He’s arguably the best player in the world. He’s the reigning MVP and an NBA champion. But what people don’t know is his character, integrity and authenticity are also world class. Combine all of his traits and you have a person that is elite in every way. Everything he does is with the highest character. He’s a great husband, father, son, brother, friend and teammate. He’s a joy to be around. He has a daughter the same age as mine and I’ve gotten to see how he approaches fatherhood and how he treats his wife. It’s beyond imaginable. I’ve learned so much from him. He’s the guy you hope your daughter marries.
>>63950138
>bucks > spurs
nigga ill slap you
>>63950216
>not gay copypasta
fuck off. somebody please post the heatles and rockets gay pasta
will /nba/ ever recover???
He's coming home bros
>>63949852
Wait so he isn't even getting suspended for this shit?
He went far out of his way to knock that dude out
Spurs
>>63948410
If it doesn't result in a hip then it's pointless
why is she so happy? why is she so sweaty?
>>63951303
anyone know the best BLACKED vids?
who /wegotmoneybrokenigga/ here?
>xenoblade chronicles x is coming out on Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb8QpABNTPM
holy shit ahahahahaa how is john wall going to face the suns ahahaahahaahahahaha how SHOOK is he gonna be ahahaha
what went wrong?
>another mass shooting
>>63951921
he disrepected the jews so when he got his flu shot this year it had nanomachines that fucked up his nervous system
>>63951923
but i thought guns stopped this from happening
i love how carlisle is still completely shook over rondo
Rajon Rondo on interrupting Rick Carlisle's huddle w/ Deron Williams: "He just told me to get the f--- out of here. I’ve heard that before."
https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/671587637220782080?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
>>63951968
that's what certain parties say, until the dude shows up with a machine gun with 200 bullets and starts spraying
>>63951968
fuck off ahmed say that to my fucking face and my washboard abs
>>63952030
don't forget your shaved head and knife collection.
Stephen Curry, the league MVP
Klay
Barnes
Iggy
Green
Is it the best 5 ever?
Plz stop with this Wall meme, even the Sonics are more relevant than the Jizzhard
Who is the most overrated player in the league and why is it Steph Curry?
>>63952207
>john wall so SHOOK he went and bought a VPN
>>63952215
Harden, Lillard, AD
Let me tell you how much the Cockshits fucking suck.
First off, their GM is a fat fucking autistic hack. And not even the flattering for of autistic like Rain Man. At least served a purpose and could count fucking toothpicks and win his brother money by counting cards. THIS GUY IS MAKING DECISONS AND ROCKETS FANS DEFEND HIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY.
Second off, Houston has built a "core" for their team, aka James Harden and Dwight Howard. This "core" is probably the worst in the league, not even kidding. Yeah, Howard was good, what, five years ago? And Harden literally makes 100% of his points from the stripe. YEAH FAGGOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND GET THE CALL YOU LITTLE BITCH.
Third, their supporting cast is fucking atrocious. It all started when (see second paragraph) decided to let their best player go, and replace said handsome man with fucking TREVOR ARIZA. Yeah, remember him? Neither do I.
Fourth, the head fucking coach. Kevin Mchale just might be medically retarded. He walks like a retard, so maybe his mental capacity shares the same trait.
And lastly, Houston itself. Houston is full of minorities and fucking smells. Nice "major city" you got there, while I'm breathing in fucking 100% carbon dioxide.
Fuck this team, fuck the fans, fuck the "fans" on this board, I hope all of you rot in hell.
It’s too bad, Kobr did not have a special wing man that was close in his age in his prime like a Jordan and Pippen. He had a stroke of timing that was off–to early & too late for those championships he did win, but nothing that captured him in his prime 2003-2008. Imagine if Kobr had a Shaq or Pau Gasol or anyone as good as Pippen for those middling years he didn’t win a title, of cross without title wins the years before, he would have developed this relationship with the other player. In these years if he had his Pippen and grant or rodman, you would have saw an 8-peat. But unfortunately the timing of a player’s career and the chips that fall around him ARE EVERYTHING. Yes, the media and its cash rollers have opinions and hot, large, windy, strong self-made truths–but none can crack the true marble of Kobr’s character. Kobe Bryant was the Best Basketball who has ever played the game. He took Michael Jordan’s platform and turned it into Rocket Ship. This man has had hotter hands (even colder hands at times) than anyone in the league. He hit the toughest shots ever taken in the game, had the prettiest moves, cutting like butter through any opponent, slammed home Howard, would have made a bigger legend of his game –had he HAD THE RIGHT TIMING IN 2009 VS LEBRON to give his ultimate show of his skills, skills that were more developed and polished than MJ. And yet, the people don’t like him as much as a Magic or Jordan. He was tied with Jordan for the greatest practice players of all-time. Getting up at 4 A.M having multiple work outs a day. His obsession could not be matched and never was. Only if he had his prime in the right time–any soul would see the light that never got lit by the greatest showman, samurai, ninja, court- dictator and strong man the game never got to see. He is in a non-political reality a 7 time League MVP, the toughest survivor the game has breed, and has the spirit of Champions that can only be at bestowed by God.
>>63952305
God I hate the Lillard suck off fest, especially as a Trail Blazers fan. Yea he's good and our best player but there is nothing more frustrating than watching him drive to the rim and not finishing. I swear it happens so much especially when its a close game. He'll try to beat 3-4 guys at the rim and it costs us so many leads since we just waste possession.
WE GOT MONEY NIGGA
really hope that thug nigger draymond tears his ACL
>>63952273
Good luck Anthony-Sama! Do your best!
>>63952892
why the fuck is lavren so qt brehs
>>63952906
>7KT broshipped that qt into the shadow realm and she never recovered
merciless
>>63952961
I just wish she was thiccer ;(
>>63953383
I just ctrl+f'd "lad" and you're the only person in the thread using it. kill yourself retard
>>63948315
good laugh
>all these kobe hardwood classics
theyll never air 2002 wcf game 6 will they?
rich gang
white wife black bull
>>63944983
If you don't already have him ranked ahead of kobe you don't know shit about basketball
>ONE (1) MVP
>>63954171
>the medias opinion
>mattering
Shaq has exactly one mvp too, it's all a bunch of shit
Friendly reminder
1. Jordan
2. Kareem
3. Wilt
4. Magic
5. Bird
6. Russell
7. Duncan
8. Shaq
9. Hakeem
10. LeBron
11. Oscar
12. Kobe
Who are non meme basketball writers? All I read nowadays is David Aldridge and Woj. I hate the Grantland guys.
I fuck with savages
you a fuck boy you can't hang
Hey Gowizards, what mental illness do you have?
Are you in the DMV? If yes, want to have sexy time?
would you get into a threesome with ricky rubio and raul neto? like if they started rubbing on you and kissing you at a party? what would you do /nba/?
Who /youngthug/ here
>>63954245
>russell
>magic
>top 10
>>63955082
11 rings lol
>>63952961
kek she got so pissed she literally tried to dox him, absolute madness
i mean she's qt as fuck, but she's crazy as fuck too
>>63955256
>tfw no qt crazy gf
feels like shit my nigga
is he the GOAT?
Bros i just made a discovery that goes even further beyond the shookening. Wanna know why John Wall missed 2 (TWO) clutch freethrows and lost against the Raptors?
Well apparently Drake and Nintendo are working together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiUx6vAwRY
THE SHOOKENING IS FUCKING REAL
BTFO
>>63955328
WE GOT MONEY BROKE ASS NIGGA
WE GOT DAYS OFF NIGGA
>>63955401
>we
>rookie money
>>63954245
>this bait
Championships:
Kobe 5-6
Lebeta 2-4
Now you tell me how Lebeta is ranked above kobe
>Not having money
>being a broke nigga
LeBron is literally better all around
>muh rings muh rings!!!
Why isn't Russell GOAT then?
Fuck off broke nigga
>>63955436
lebron carries teams to the finals while kobe carries teams to the #1 draft pick
>>63955492
>lecoon shames
>better all time than KOBE BEAN BRYANT
lmao you got Forrest Gump welfare money dumb nigga?
>>63955492
this desu
>>63955507
>you got Forrest Gump welfare money dumb nigga
Skip Bayless, this something you wont hear me sayin often on this show but I agree witchu. is true. LEBRAWN JAYMES is a PHYSICAL FREAK of nature, he really is. this BROTHA has won 2 NBA championships and he is on his way to becoming a perineal first ballot hall of famer.
but LEBRAWN JAYMES above KOBE BEAN BRYANT? Really above thee BLACK MAMBA? Lemme tell you somethin Skip. Kobe BRYANT is a 5 time NBA champion, 17 time all-star, has had a 20 year long MEGASTAR CARRER. as GREAT as the KING is he cannot absolutly positively compare to THE MAMBA. THIS IS LUDICROUS, ABSOLUTELY BBLASPHEMOUS. I dont know what to say any more. I-I-I-I dont even know.
>>63955526
SO DISRESPECTFUL
>>63955507
>Better scorer
>Better passer
>Better athlete
>ran PRIME Shaq out of LA like a moron
what's going on ITT?
>>63955588
kobefags
>>63955559
shaq was a fat dumbass that couldn't hang with kobe's work ethic
>le injured on company time heal on company time man
fuck off, after the first title it was 100% kobe's team shaq was too big a manchild to hang
>>63955526
lol that was pretty good i did it in his voice in my head.
why the FUCK is she so cute brehs?>!?!
>>63955698
she's cute but she's no alex curry.
>>63955698
are you even trying?
"RBL
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WE ARE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELLY REALLY OUT HERE MY NIGGAS"
-Milana V.
>>63955629
>0 (ZERO) Finals MVPs during the 3 peat
>>63955734
REEEEEEEE
>>63955774
>self hating black girl with chemically straightened hair
it's like she didn't even read the autobiography of malcolm x, fucking dropped go home ho
>>63955752
damn
she's thicc
wiz winning tonight
>>63955787
JUST (kek)
FOR (you)
ME
>Warriors sideline reporter
Steven A. Smith, I COM PLE TLY agree with every single thing you just said. QUEEN JAMES can never and will absolutly NEVER compare to Kobe THE BLACK MAMBA, the 5 TIME N B A champion, the cold blooded ASSASIN. Do you know why STEVEN A. SMITH? Do you know why KOBE will always be above and beyond, and I'm gonna say it now, LECHOKE James? Because James lack the KILLER INSTICT. He is just not HUNGRY enough. I've always said that about Lebron James. I dont hate Lebron, he is a good kid, and from what I've seen, he is talented BUT SOFT, STEVEN A. SMITH. He is not BATMAN, he is ROBIN. LEBRON JAMES IS SCOTTIE PIPPEN and not MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDAN! Do you know who is Michael Jordan? Do you know who is the closest to the NR 23? KOBE BEAN BRYANT! THE BLACK MAMBA! NR 24. Prince James will never be a winner, because he just doesnt want to WIN like those guys did.
I rest my case.
>>63955787
>thinking that's what a conk looks like
reread the book, m7
>>63955526
>>63955808
kek these are fucking spot on
>>63955808
>>63955526
thx bro
WE DA BESS
does espn not fucking show nba games anymore? last year they had em weekly and they dont fucking have them on anymore
>>63955856
>tfw straight hair and don't have to use all these fucking chemicals to mutilate myself
feels great
>>63955874
wednesdays fucknigga
wednesdays pussy nigga
>tfw starting fantasy lineup of Bledsoe, Beal, Kawhi, AD, and Marc
I've won every game match by over 100 points
who wins, t b h of course
He's coming home.
http://blogs.herald.com/miami_heat/2015/12/lebron-james-makes-rare-pat-riley-reference-in-sports-illustrated-interview.html
I would like everyone except John Wall to pay attention to this >>63955320
PLEASE EXPLAIN THE JOHN WALL NINTENDO MEME
>>63955996
>HE
>>63955971
Milana has by far the best personality. Taylor Swift has shit tier no brain personality, Lavren is talented and cute but shes batshit crazy. Milana is funny and laid back, shes the only one I value for more than looks.
>>63955996
some canadian literally sat down and said "what new meme can I force"
they say He Doesn't Know because they don't even know, it's memeing for the sake of memeing, it's distilled memery.
>>63956063 Lakers Wiz gamethread
>>63956046
this desu I wish she was my wife
>>63955996
>be me
>trolling Go Wizards
>starts saying Wall and Beal aren't top 5
>I get him shook
>other Canadian LITERALLY COMES out of no where and starts shitposting
>It's now come to his homemade memes
>no KP-Okafor
>>63956157
>he was so shook he got himself suspended to avoid him
>>63956198
Warriors game thread
If you had to get rid of one rule what would it be
3 seconds
3 pointer
offensive basket interference
Which would you get rid of /nba/?
>>63956362
3 second. How is this even a question?
>>63956362
If I had to choose I'd say 3 second. The other rules are actually good
>>63956362
i would adopt the yuro taking the ball of the rim by anyone
>>63956362
Also, think about it. You can't just get rid of offensive basket interference, you would have to scrap the entire basketball interference rule ala FIBA.
>>63956445
Knicks-Sixers thread
>>63955734
This
>>63956402
>>63956407
these
>>63956362
altho the 3 second rule is also a good one
Brow gonna go off tonight
>this Atlanta Hawks crowd
another empty arena as usual
>wizards losing to the lakers AT HOME
JOHN WALL SHOOK AS FUCK
NINTENDO WINS AGAIN
go spurs go
>>63957345
this desu senpai
why is ty lawson coming off the bench now?
spurs bucks
>>63957407
>>63957407
RBLC DONINATION
SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH
Is John Wall elite?
I hope thug nigger draymond tears his ACL
>>63957784
no. not if nintendo has anything to say about it
>implying john wall isnt shook as fuck
Is this the Craptors BTFO thread?
>>63957796
can you tell me in detail how you want him to tear his ACL? be as descriptive as possible
>>63958046
him yapping his donkey monkey lips running back on defense, with his knee caving in.
If the Warriors plane crashed and everyone on board died would the NBA be better off?
>>63958102
No because Kerr would just takeover the Suns and make them just as goat
>>63958102
>Warriors season would end with a win pct of 1.000
>no team would ever be better than the warriors
>curry career ends early while he was on his way to being the goat
>no way to prove he's not the goat
>twenty(20)and(-)0()zero
is the NBA even trying at this point?
Steph Curry was only 8-11 from 3. Overrated fuckboi
THE SHOOKENING GOT JOHN WALL SO SHOOK HE LOST TO THE LAKERS.
NINTENDO KEEPS WINNING HAHAHA
JOHN WALL ON SUICIDE WATCH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
>>63958294
>tfw cloud announcement ruined the wizard's season
>beat cavs
>lose to team that lost to 76ers
>>63957069
>this hawks/raps game
Another win for the hawks
KOBE IS BACK BITCHES
Holy shit, I just saw an ad for NBA LIve. Why the fuck hasn't EA taken the hint yet? Or at least made it F2P?
NINTENDO WINS AGAIN
>KYLE LOWRY
>SHOOK AF
PICK DOS AND ONLY DOS. RAPS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>tfw Kevin Harlans daughter is my new waifu
>>63958434
oh shit this goes even deeper
>>63958434
Goat game
>>63958585
>this is what John Wall plays
>>63958585
Go to sleep, Nigel family.
Ben Simmons has 39-13-7-5-3 in a game right now.....
>>63958585
I recognise that smile
>>63958585
>tfw no Goat Tower
>Toronto announcers calling the Philips arena "the Atlanta public library"
>"due to the ambiance, or lack thereof..."
LMAO
>>63958620
Tell me, how does the Phillips' arena ambiance compare to the Air Canada Centre in the second round of the play-offs?
>>63958646
>that flag
>this topic
>>63958646
SHREKT FROM ACROSS THE POND
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>>63958605
He should have went to a better team cause LSU is garbage
>>63958661
Well, the topic is the 2nd round of the playoffs, so...
why isnt there a cockshits lelicans thread?
>>63958620
there is a pasta with the things you can hear in the silence of the hawks arena
>>63958605
who?
>>63958605
>"There's no way this is real"
>Look it up
>mfw it's true
I hope he doesn't end up on the Lakers or Sixers.
>>63958661
>craptors
>literally can only come back with memes
You can only pick two
>>63955973
God damn this Lebron image will be remembered as one of his defining moments.
NBA needs another villain like lebron heat. There hasn't been a team that embraced the villain role as much as that team in a long time.
>>63958694
Timberwolves
Wolves will be top 5 in the West in the next 3 years
>>63958694
Imagine if he ends up on the Celtics.
Ben Simmons really does play like Magic Johnson. If he went to the lakers, man, showtime is back.
>>63958708
Wolves would need to win the lottery on bad odds then like 07 blazers 08 bulls 13 cavs because there is no way they can out tank sixers/lakers or even general mediocre teams. Wolves look like a solid 35+ win team this year.
>>63958691
Simmons is the projected #1/2 pick next year
>go to NBA.com
>"It's vintage Kobe in Lakers' victory"
>mfw he went 10-24
JAMES. THE REAL COOL. HARDEN.
Where are my Brazilbros?
Bebe is playing right now for the Raptors. Blocked Korver and getting rebounds.
>7th in the NBA in double doubles
>7th in the NBA in blocked shots
>14th in the NBA in rebounds (4th among PFs)
At this point, Porzingis has nearly replaced Melo (albeit a Melo still getting his legs back) as the best player on a potential playoff team. Elite defense, elite rebounding, above-average passing, and he could be dropping 20+ most nights as of late if we gave him more touches. He improves some aspect of his game nearly every game, and it's almost always significant.
is this the raptors gamethread?
BEBE GOIN IN
LOWRY ALLEY-OOP TO BEBE
HUEHUEHUEHUE
>>63958812
Literally hue?
>>63958812
GIT THAT GAWBIJ OUTTUH HE
>>63958763
>42%
>clutch shots
>bad
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES
>>63958864
LMFAOOOOO
>>63958864
THE SHOOKENING GOT TO HIS MOM
HAHAHAHA
Damn
>>63958864
holy shit nintendo ruined john wall's family's lives lmao
>>63958864
>mothers crying is funny
Drummond just made two clutch free throws to tie the game
>raps lose throughout the game
>silence
>gain the lead once, already lost it
Never change craptors
DRUMMOND MADE 2 CLUTCH FREETHROWS!!!
>>63958922
nobody's laughing at his mother crying, that's what mom's do..it's just tht nintendo has john wall so SHOOK that his whole family is affected
>andre hits two clutch freethrows to send it to OT
haaaaaaaahahahaha we really out here
>>63958911
Please don't go to the celtics or lakers
PLEASE
ANYONE BUT THEM
LOWRY STRAIGHT UP KILLING THE HAWKS
>>63952361
wew lad
>we will never see the prime LeBron Heat vs the prime Durant Thunder again
god damn it, 2012 was supposed to be just the beginning. Durant was supposed to be the hero who gets beat down by the villain, then comes back stronger and eventually overcomes the challenge
Curry DUI WHEN?
Yo how the FUCK did the Hawks crumble this hard?
>>63959042
They have literally 0 fan support. Like shit nigga. I thought atl was full of souther red neck type Georgia niggas who would. Be loud and shit.
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