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kobe ded
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www.theplayerstribune.com/dear-basketball/
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>philly
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WIZARDS WIN AGAIN TONIGHT!
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>0 posts early
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>SCOLA
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Sixers L
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>detoilet
didn't they start the season like 6-1? LMAOOOOOOO they have went like 2-7 since then
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5th game in a row where the Sixers lost a lead at the end of the 4th baka
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>Detroit losing to Nets
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>>63899076
Forever shook
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thank you based kobr. You beat my favorite team in your prime so I hated you. But in reality, you entertained us on court and made dank memes off court. God bless.

I'll save the alpaca gasol pic for the game thread.
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Let me tell you how much the Cockshits fucking suck.

First off, their GM is a fat fucking autistic hack. And not even the flattering for of autistic like Rain Man. At least served a purpose and could count fucking toothpicks and win his brother money by counting cards. THIS GUY IS MAKING DECISONS AND ROCKETS FANS DEFEND HIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY.

Second off, Houston has built a "core" for their team, aka James Harden and Dwight Howard. This "core" is probably the worst in the league, not even kidding. Yeah, Howard was good, what, five years ago? And Harden literally makes 100% of his points from the stripe. YEAH FAGGOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND GET THE CALL YOU LITTLE BITCH.

Third, their supporting cast is fucking atrocious. It all started when (see second paragraph) decided to let their best player go, and replace said handsome man with fucking TREVOR ARIZA. Yeah, remember him? Neither do I.

Fourth, the head fucking coach. Kevin Mchale just might be medically retarded. He walks like a retard, so maybe his mental capacity shares the same trait.
And lastly, Houston itself. Houston is full of minorities and fucking smells. Nice "major city" you got there, while I'm breathing in fucking 100% carbon dioxide.

Fuck this team, fuck the fans, fuck the "fans" on this board, I hope all of you rot in hell
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>>63899117
they have no depth
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>>63899141
RAPTORS LOSE LOL!!!! WIZARDS WIN!
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"Bryant will finish his career as the third leading scorer in NBA history, a 17 or 18-time All-Star, and a five-time champion." via NBA.com
THEY'RE ALREADY CONFIRMING HES NOT GOING TO SAY FAREWELL WITH A RING? BE CAREFUL NBA.COM
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>>63899220
If Kobe somehow makes it to the All-star game as a starter the voting system is a joke. He should be there so people can pay respect to his legacy but his stats this season aren't all-star level at all.

The thing is it can actually happen.
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Holy shit Kobe just got traded to the Warriors!!! 6th championship confirmed!
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When would be the best time to start advertising a signed kobr replica?
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Houston might not make the playoffs
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>>63899304
It's a popularity contest.
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tim duncan is next spursfags!
this is his last season if the spurms dont make it!
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>>63899348
Good.
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>>63899304
Its either him or doorstopper peepeeman. Be a real nigga and vote kobr
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Wtf was that play
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>>63899348
they look absolutely terrible this year lmao
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>>63899395
Cant wait for Curry to put his crusty ass into retirement with a 5 game sweep in the conference finals
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execution
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>>63899471
>meme team with the easiest run in playoffs history thinking they're gonna repeat

keke, thunder, cavs, spurs, even clippers when they get it together will shit on the warriors in the playoffs. they've also been unusually healthy, they're due for a severe injury soon
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Do you guys think Kobe will take coaching roles or buy into franchises when he is fully ded
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>>63899631
Curry out for the season. What's the Warriors record if that happens?
>18-64
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>>63899150
all accurate, except McHale got canned already lmao
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>0-18

The process, ladies and gentlemen
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rick fox is literally holding back tears right now
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>>63899631

He will own a sporta team
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im going to miss kobe honestly
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>>63899631
I can see him being a GM one day, but not any time within the next 8 years or so.
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>>63899304
yao ming's career was the same thing, at least Kobe has earned some appreciation over the years
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>>63899816
why the heck would he be a GM
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i'm sad bros
kobr was my favorite growing up. Lived in BC at the time btw, and they played way more lakers games on TV than raptors games in case you're wondering. fave moment was when he hit that buzzer beater against the suns. It was so based.
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>Melo not there to stagnate offense and be liable on defense
>Knicks up by double digits

I know its against the Rockshits but still. Melo should just take the Lamar Odom role instead of the Kobe role.
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>>63899616
>they've also been unusually healthy, they're due for a severe injury soon
They just lost Barnes for several weeks, but the Dubs just keep rolling.
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I aint buying the sixers are complete dogshit terrible meme. These niggas are being told to lose games in the 4th. I refuse to believe that they suddenly forget how to play in the last minutes. The sixers could have had like 6 wins if they were playing for real.
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>"Coach Bryant, when does your 65-17 Lakers team plan on losing? i mean you even beat the Warriors team with Stephen curry's son as the starting PG"

>"I don't know, we're pretty dank right now, Thank god Drussell wasn't traded, who knew he would average 15/4/18/3 a game?"
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>>63899952
he loves the game and wants to prove that not only was he a great mind on the court, but one off the court as well and could recognize and build greatness.
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>>63899982
btw anyone else on the west coast remember waking up early to watch those doubleheaders on ABC in the morning? max comfy t bh
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im so fucking happy kobe is finally gone

i grew up a diehard warriors fan (still am) and you have no idea how awful it was to see him get every single foul call possible

good riddance, one of the most inefficient chuckers of our time
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>>63900051
triggered to be frank
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>>63900022
>son
>implying the league won't become soft as fuck and ever so reliant on the 3 that Riley Curry is the reigning MVP
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>>63900051
BC anon here, my bro was a huge warriors fan because of their exciting style of basketball and whenever the lakers lost to them I'd get really salty and he'd rub in in my face. Warriors were really fucking cool in the mid 2000s and their fans were rapid, especially in the playoffs. Glad to see their doing their thing again.
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>>63900253
rabid*
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>>63900253
yeah, those were the days. baron, j-rich, monta, hell even biedrins in his prime

don't be confused to the fans you see now, the prices are the highest in the NBA in terms of tickets so all the true fans in the east bay got kicked out to all the rich ass white people who can guy buy tickets for tons of cash then leave at halftime because who cares

kind of annoying, but i guess when your team is 18-0 you shouldn't be complaining much
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>>63900349
same shit happened to the Heat crowd, that's just how it is in a big market
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>>63900349
>don't be confused to the fans you see now
oh yeah I was talking about the team doing their 3's and dunks thing again, but yeah teams in cali would seem very susceptible to rich asshat bandwagoners.
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>kobr the rapist retiring.
>duncan will surpass him if he wins one more chip
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>>63900648
>carried his whole career
>still being carried by LMA and leonard

over rated senpaai.
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I'm sorry, but did Chris Paul already choke? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only just started. Does losing to the Jazz with DeAndre Jordan as a teammate really count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the season is still going? The games are still being played right now and Paul has been ELITE for how many years now? They had one of the toughest playoff runs in history and just happened to only play teams while not having any depth. But you know what? Chris Paul is still the best PG in the league. Lakers are one of the worst franchises in the NBA right now, they lucked out with Shaq and couldn’t even beat the fucking Pistons with Gary Payton and Karl Malone. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Chris Paul wins a ring and Kobe gets exposed and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the memes just came in and they're saying Kobe is the best shooting guard, just like before. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these Choke Paul memes cause you're secretly an inch shorter than him and you're not a millionaire Olympian who lives in Los Angeles and has his own shoes with the Jordan brand. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking conservatives on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>>63900648
I'd rather be a rapist than get c ucked by a manlet yoga instructor lel
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>>63900711
The spurs play like an actual team and thats why they will retire with glory instead of a bum ass loser like kobe
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>>63900711
just like Kobe was carried by Shaq and Pau and Bynum rebounding all of his misses right?
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>>63900786

>loser
>comes home to a milf mexican wife
>multiple homes worth millions
>takes a private helicopter to Laker games
>6'6", could be pulling 10/10 pussy even if he wasn't famous

while you shitpost on a Peruvian poplocking forum
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>>63900757
>implying he cared

He was having tons of gay sex with his bf while she whored it up. He could probably have gotten that yoga instructor if he wanted too.

http://atlantadailyworld.com/2014/10/04/tim-duncan-is-gay-says-estranged-wife/
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>>63900945

>trusting what a money hungry whore says

dont trust what woman say anon, when you start dating, you will understand
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>>63900945
>trusting slander from a pissed off woman

I thought trinidad james got pussy ?
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MJ cockroaches about as delusional as Spuredditors and Kobe fags. Bow down to your fucking master.
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>>63900945
>Danny Green, in an interview with New York based radio station 105.1, said “Timmy is Tim. I’m not going to look at him any differently. He’s my teammate regardless of his sexual preferences.”
idk why but kek
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>>63901157
What does that '><' tattoo on his bicep mean /nba/?
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>>63901327
AIDS vaccine mark only 666 illuminati members are permitted to get it desu senpai
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>>63901327
they're meme arrows to represent what a meme he is
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>>63901327
He's saving up to get the fishe tattoo.
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>>63901060
>>63901118
Y'all can't be serious. Duncan is obviously a homo. The only question is how many of his teammates' ass cheeks has he banked it in off of.
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>chuckbe retiring


and nothing of value was lost
good fucking riddance
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>>63901552
kobe>lebron tbhh
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LAKERS VS PACERS GAME THREAD!
>>63901601
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>>63900945
Didn't Duncan move on to her? Might be why she's mad?

Also he was just smart enough to take the bait as he would be judged no matter what he said. Look at Aaron Rodgers.
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How would you feel if your team traded for Dwight Howard this season?
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>that Seraphin Dream Shake on Dwight
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I'd be really pissed, guy is trash
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>>63900253
That's because Don Nelson was the fucking coach.

run and gun but don't play any damn defense
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>>63901832
if he came off the bench instead of verajao i would be ecstatic. but thompson would lose out on rebounding numbers
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>>63901060
>>63901118
>some nig stripper says James Harden's pee pee is small on some gossip site
>Haha le door stop pee pee man XD

>Ex wife says Duncan is gay
>surely she's mistaken, Duncan is playing chess while the NBA is playing checkers, he's totally straight

I want reddit to FUCK OFF
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>>63901898
>if he came off the bench i
Cavs center position isn't stacked.
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>>63901899
Maybe if Harden actually won something he'd get more respect
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>>63901899
this

idk why anybody is honestly trusting what some prostitute says about a player she fucked. the dude has to be huge otherwise amazonian woman kardashian would have nothing to do with him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no4PF9M3N24
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>>63901749
damn yo
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>>63901959
the kardashian thing does lend credence to james having a monster BBC..they're notorious BBC fiends..
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>Warriors go down a man with Harrison Barnes injured could be out weeks.
OH SHIT NIGGAS WHAT WE GOING TO DO!
>Brandon Rush
Well, never mind just blow my shit up then!
Rush scored 16 pts, 14 of which he scored in 5 minutes.
Barnes usually scores 13 pts a game.
So can anything stop the DUBS train?!
Do they actually have a chance of getting close to 33-0 or what?
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>>63901985
aye
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>>63901959
I don't think most people really believe Harden has some micropenis.
It's just that le doorstopper peepee man is such a great meme.
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>>63902020
>those thighs
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>>63901749
>>63901985
>>63902020
>bitch gets mad a husband
>husband starts dating a younger, hotter woman
>bitch gets pissed off and calls husband gay
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>>63902146
I would call him gay too
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dwight howard is fucking done. dude's getting shut down by kevin seraphin
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>>63902181
7/10 best i can give ya
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>>63902199
When did he start being shit?
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>>63902199
ayyyy looks like the rockets will be BTFO on christmas then
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>>63902208
i can give you deez nuts
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So will they retire 8 or 24
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>>63902235
HHNNNGGGGGGG
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>>63901552
80s were a different era. Everybody was running. Scoring was inflated back then.
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>>63902245
Both in order to one up shaq.
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>>63898991
>Westbrook goes over to the Lakers and is mentored by Kobe Bryant
>Durant goes to Wizards with John Wall

soon
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>>63902430
>Durant to the Wizards
Both him and his agent is smart enough to avoid that nuclear dumpster fire.
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>>63902261
Try not to rape her this time, ok kobe
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Can someone post the "laws regarding rape" kobe pic?
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>>63902577
this one?
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>6 minutes in
>Lakers 0/10
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Steph Curry so good he made Kobe retire. Real talk.
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At this point Kobe is the worst player in the NBA. I'm fucking loving it.
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>>63902598
Yes ty anon
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>>63898991

Daily Reminder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMKavKEKX2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SDiQQRa6OE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7XX0TGfsQ

>This guy was 2nd in the MVP race last year
>2nd best player in the league
>SECOND BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA
>implying Mchale didn't lose his job because he told this shitter ro play some D
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>>63902708
same britbro
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>poopoo pee pee man misssing the shot at the buzzer

LMAO

BRRRRRIICK
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RIP PORZINGOD
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>>63902886
Fucking kek Harden is shit
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>>63902677
>mfw Curry causes Duncan, Garnett, Kobe, Pierce, Nowitzki, and Carter all to retire this year.
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>mfw I just now noticed Dwight's hairline running away from Dwight's face as fast as it can
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I'll cry when Duncan leaves
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>>63903113
>crying for a man that doesnt know you exist
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>>63903113
from laughter?
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Afflalo > Melo
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>lakers shooting 8%
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ7rtfeHelc

who along with Curry will take the place of these greats?
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THE LAKERS ARE 3-26 LMFAO
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>>63903266
Mcdermott
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Here's Dwight dunking on /nba/'s favorite white boy

https://youtu.be/j_Chf5qBQPY
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>Brandon Bass 2-2
bench him pls. Put Kobr at center.
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ROCKETS ON A WIN STREAK
LEAGUE FUCKED
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>>63903266
kyrie, lebron, AD, wall, harden
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>>63903340
this
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THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS ARE OFFICIALLY THE SHITTIEST TEAM OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY IF THE NBA
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>announce retirement
>go 2-15
fuck off kobe
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>>63898991
https://twitter.com/youngwhiteside/status/671167877165268992
>this guy
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Way to go out with a bang!
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>>63900051
I love Warriors fans. They're one of the best fans in the NBA, you guys deserve everything you are cheering for now after waiting for so long. But to be honest you guys are assholes to some extent.

I remember that one game where they introduced Joe Lacob as the new owner and you guys have nothing but boos from him.
When you completely turned the franchise around, you didn't even apologize to him.
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>>63903266

Confirmed Greats:
Curry (GOAT)
LeBron
Durant
westbrook
PG
Griffin
CP3
LMA
Melo

Upcoming Greats:
Wiggins (probably the next goat after Curry)
AD
kyrie (if he stays healthy)
Nikola Mirotić
Cousins
Wall
Drummond
Leonard
PorzinGOD
Okafor (if he gets traded to a decent team desu)
KAT
Lillard (kind of a stretch)

Potential Greats:
Greek Freak
Beal
Draymond Green
Mudiay

Bust:
DRust


>Implying:
Harden
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>>63904892
Dirk where?
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>>63904892
>melo
>aldridge
>griffin
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>>63904950
dirk is 2000s era m8. he's with kobe's batch but he has longevity
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>>63904892
>Kawhi "DPOY and FMVP" Leonard
>Not already a great
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damn paul george really used his injury time to work on his game unless debrick rose

his 3 point shooting pretty crazy now
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>>63904892
>porzingas
>melo
>great

they fucking got shut down by winslow
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>>63904892
Why is Wiggins the next when AD's era is about to begin? All he needs now is actual good roleplayers.
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>>63904892
>Durant's always injured
>CP3 is king of choking
>Aldridge has literally never done anything without a superior star on his team
>Melo
>implying
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>MWP chucking once Kobe sits
These old men really hindering the youngins
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>>63904839
i addressed this in the last thread

basically warriors had probably some of the worst ownership for 10-20 years before lacob and they just traded their best player away for an injury prone big man, so needless to say they were pissed

not only that, they got dicked out of the 6th richest man in the world being their new owner because the bid came in "too late", making lacob & crew the owners

i was at the game and i did not boo, not because i wasn't pissed about the trade, but because the night was about mullin and his jersey retirement

tl;dr: warriors fans didn't know what good ownership looked like
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DID SOMEONE SAY BULLY BALL??????
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>>63906221
wew
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>Pacers needing refball to beat Kobe
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kawhi leonard and paul george are the only real superstars
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Should I trade Draymond for Wall?
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>>63907263
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>63907324
Hell no.

Not after the shookening
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>porzingis
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>>63908179
ahahahah nintendo sent john wall to the /ethereal/ plane
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>>63908877
is this how black ppl go super saiyan
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so how about those pacers?
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>>63909240
HAHAHAHHA YOU MAD

PACERS BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WITH THE BEST SUPERSTAR IN THE LEAGUE

SUPERSTARS MUST BE ELITE ON BOTH ENDS OF THE COURT, IF YOU AIN'T ELITE ON BOTH ENDS YOU AIN'T A SUPERSTAR, YOU ARE A STAR
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>>63909074
thanks for helping us tank! we simmons now!
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Paul George looks like someone jizzed in his hair.
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>>63909327
interesting pattern desu
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>>63909327
sup OCD.
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What a month of excellence by Kobe Bryant.

20%
35%
7%
27%
38%
31%
46%
31%
31%
36%
20%
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well shit. i'll miss kobe, especially with how much more smart and mature older kobe has been the last few years.
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>>63909327
dam!!! u blew him the fuck out like i blow /nba/ the fuck out with my nba knowledge that is so much higher than the rest of /nba/'s it's literally above the ethereal plane!
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It's sad how Kobe hogs the limelight when Tim Duncan is going to retire by probably going to the western conference finals and finish with ultimately the better career.
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at least he's not a kek
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>>63910040
>tim duncan sittin here gettin 20 rebounds at 40 year old
>kobrick can't even make a shot
top kek its not even close who has had the better career
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>>63910040
duncan >>>>>>>>>>>>>> kobe

duncan had his time being the superstar of his team and he realizes he can no longer do that. so instead of putting up 30 shots a game he is instead being the perfect role player for the team and ensuring everyone works well together to win, not try to pad his stats like chuckbe
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Kobe gets traded to the Warriors gets his 6th ring
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>kobe on live tv
>"i'm playing like shit"
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>>63910261
>what is cap space
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>>63898991
it's a sad day for all Lakers fans...it's the end of the road for Kobe...but all good things must come to an end.
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>>63899705
so true bro!
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>kobe speaking spanglish
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>>63899816
be he probably buys into an expansion team or struggling NBA team that needs money/prestige boost from Kobe
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>>63900022
I love this!
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>>63910040
Nah. Kobe at his maximum was an unstoppable freak of nature, throwing circus shots that always went in. Albeit that was in the early 2000s, but people remember that
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>>63902531
hE did definitley rape that chick in Colorado. Does kinda make it hard to be a Kobe fan sometimes.
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The Washington Wizards have reached agreement on a deal with free agent center Ryan Hollins, league source tells Yahoo Sports.
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>>63899395
lel bro Except Duncan is still putting up monster stats for a 38-39 year old. Barring a major injury he will be back another year, regardless of 6th championship or not.
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>>63910873
The girl didn't give clear signs of not consenting and she was the one refusing to be questioned
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>>63909638
god man, those Lakers/Celtics games were the shit! I'm gonna miss Kobe vs Pierce!
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>>63900014
>They just lost a shit player thats irrelevant.
>We are still rolling
kek you dubs fans are hilarious, I'm waiting for Curry to biss of Lil B right before playoffs and break both ankles.
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>>63910873

well he defintely fucked her, but so did like 3 other guys that night according to the police

she was a golddigger
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>>63910817
he could just jump soooo high and make ridiculous shots!

Plus he transitioned from a dribble penetrator/dunker to an amazing jump shooter.
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>The Washington Wizards have reached agreement on a deal with free agent center Ryan Hollins, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

Wizards are so shook by Nintendo they are signing shitty free agents left and right to salvage their season hahaha
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>>63911070
>so did like 3 other guys that night according to the police

uhhh that's impossible.... after a certain amount of sexual activity in one day the vagina clamps shut and doesn't allow any further penetration
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>>63910994
Sorry dude, but that's all bullshit. He raped her in the ass because Kobe saw that as not "cheating".

She got murdered by his investigators/media/fans and broke down in the end.

He was lucky that she backed out at the last minute.

If you read his statement after charges were droped, you'll see that he cleverly uses the idea of "consent" being unclear.

Just a clever way to deflect his responsiblitly.

He did it.
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>>63911110
is this what your wife tells you after she fucks niggers all day?
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>>63911110
Virgins,when will they ever learn.
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>>63911110
bahahahahahaha
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>>63910817
>>63911091
>muh Prime Kobe

You fuckers realize Prime Duncan was better, right? He was unstoppable in the paint and was the best defender in the league. Prime Duncan could probably beat some NBA teams 1-on-5.
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>>63911070
Naw dude, she had some hairs they found in her underwear that didn't match Kobe.

But that doesn't mean she wasn't raped. So what? Hairs. Like hairs from other men excuse rape? Bullshit
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>>63911232
>It's bullshit.
Anyways what fuck do we know. It's not we witness it or were even on the jury. All this implying yo.
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PORTLAND BENCH BTFO BY KOBE AT HIS POST GAME CONFERENCE LOL
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>>63911053
lmao the based god reps the bay you fukin sausage
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>>63911349
what did he say?
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yoooo... i just blew that canadian out at mario tennis ultra smash again! he stay losin!
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miss you
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>>63911314
that's true bro, in the end only the 2 of them know what happened.

But let's just say I don't wear any more Kobe gear. Won't do it. Can't do it.
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>If you weren't born when I started playing, you can't talk trash to me

Damn.
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>>63911378
Some youngin on the portland bench was trying to talk trash to kobes and kobe was like (something like this) "if you werent born or playing when i was you have no right to talk trash"
young portland guy "y-yes sir"
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>>63911421
/nba/ btfo hahahahhahahha 95% of this thread wasn't born when he started playing hahahhahaahhahah you aint allowed to talk trash about kobe
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>>63911464
hahaha!
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Magic Johnson said Kobe is the second best scorer of all time.

Also those Pacers jerseys are hideous family
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>>63911421
>>63911444
kek that was probably Luis Montero
He's quite possibly the biggest scrub in the league but he loves to ride the bench and talk trash to other teams while never actually playing a game.
I seriously don't even know why he's on the team. It's like Portland decided they just needed one IRL shitposter.
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>>63911623
Definitely looks like the kind of talentless negro who is constantly talking shit and never shutting his fucking mouth
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>>63911690
That's an ugly fucking nigga
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>>63911623
>>63911690
>mfw the Blazers are saving him to put in against the Warriors and give Curry a career ending knee injury
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>>63911610
Second only to the GOAT.
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>>63911760
Johnson put Jordan above Kobe and Kobe second, he played with Kareem so I don't think he forgot about him.
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>>63911222
>this post
yeah nah you're just being a little nigger now arent you
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>>63911760
while only being 4th behind the GOATS OF ALL TIME

lebron
jordan
wilt
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duncan is going to retire in irrelevancy!
AHAHAHHAAH!
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Kobe was never good
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>>63911760
>you now remember the seattle super sonics
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lakers FO using kobe's retirement season to cover for the stealth tank! they are just going to let kobe chuck the night away!

mitch you clever dog you!
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>>63911923
>you now realize Sonics championship banners are hung in OKC's arena
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>>63911790
Johnson is a salty fag, then.
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does anyone have the links to the vocaroos from the finals when /sp/ btfo that radio station?
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>>63911760
He also fought Bruce Lee. Kobe never did that.
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>>63911969
That was the ugliest nigga to play the game but I know he'd whoop my ass
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>>63899631
he's probably going to focus on making Kobe, Inc. a successful business venture for the next few years.
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>>63911995
>losing to a 5'6 chink manlet in a fight
Kobe never did that, you're right. Didn't Wilt the Stilt get BTFO by manlet Arnold as well?

Kobe confirmed best Laker
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>>63911995
Kareem really has had a pretty interesting life. I mean, fuck, compare him to Jordan, who seems to get lamer and lamer with every year that passes since his retirement.
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>>63902318
Then explain the higher shooting percentage
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>>63900648
he was carried to that first championship and it was a shortened season, he only has 4 legit titles.
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So... why was the 3 point shot so rare to shoot back in the day?
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Will lakers beat the philly tankers on tuesday?
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>>63912160
Would you have wanted Kareem to shoot 3s as a center?

Are you a retard?
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>>63912046
mj owns a chimpinship winning motorcycle racing team and a team that plays basketball he has tgrown a hitler mustche which he kept for a national commerical, and he let some kid who beat him out for a spot on his high school team introduce him into the hall of fame so he could shit on the man again on a national stage,

mj is intresting as fuck kareem is lame as shit breh
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Kobe will get both #8 and 24 retired
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>>63912209
he should also get 32 and 16 retired out of respect
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>>63912160
it wasn't introduced until 79-80 in the nba so kareem who was already a vet by that time, had no intention of developing a shot from that distance.
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>>63912199
>and he let some kid who beat him out for a spot on his high school team introduce him into the hall of fame so he could shit on the man again on a national stage
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>>63912209
Kobe should've wore that #8 for his last season
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>>63912209
it would be nice to get both retired, but i think kobr has specifically stated that he prefers 24 to get retired (obviously with a nonofficial retiring of 8 so no one in the lakers uses it out of respect).
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>>63912179
Everybody forgets that Kareem was a big man and that he played elite defense. The fact that he was an amazing shooter on top of it all is what makes him such a legend.
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>>63912160
back in mj and larry bird's day it was considered not a manly thing to shoot a 3, larry bird was teh best shooter of his generation but even he didn't make that many 3s because he got tired of getting called a pussy ass bitch times have changed now and it's kinda the opposite
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>>63912179
I didnt know. I figured that in his 1,560 games he would have made some more.

>>63912250
Thanks for that m8
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>>63912273
that was the craziest thing ever, I figured it would be phil jackson or maybe pippen would introduce him instead it's some nigga no one ever heard of and then mj

>Worst of all, he flew his old high school teammate, Leroy Smith, to Springfield for the induction. Remember, Smith was the upperclassman his coach, Pop Herring, kept on varsity over him as a high school sophomore. He waggled to the old coach, "I wanted to make sure you understood: You made a mistake, dude."
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>>63912274
maybe his last game? or maybe 248.
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anyone know if kobe decided on 24 because he is litterally mj but better?
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>>63912327
It's actually pretty pathetic. It's not lulzy at all, it's a little depressing.

Who else read the profile that ESPN wrote about Jordan when he turned 50? It was painful in parts. You get the sense that he really hasn't gotten past his days as the GOAT basketball player, and the fact that he can't still smoke people on the court burns him up inside. It made me wonder if at some point he's going to kill himself.
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>>63912426
It is pathetic but I doubt he's all that bummed out about not being able to ball anymore, but he's a terrible person.
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>>63912426
He's hyper competitive say what you will about kobe but he's the same kind of person, imo I think nike and the nba did a great job in shielding the public from mj's dick side but kobe could never escape that.

I wonder what kobe at 50 will be like
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>>63912498
3 Things forever gave MJ sympathy from the media during his NBA career...

Gettin his ass kicked by Zeke and the Boys early for a couple years
Crying hugging the O'Brien we won his 1st chip
Crying in the Locker Room on Father Day when he won the 4th ring
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>Slowbe Cryant

lol, what a fucking quitter
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>>63912734
>past your bed time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmoHGwARFiM

he a real one
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>>63898991
It's a shame the last 3 years of Kobe's career is just injuries and an oldie refusing to quit
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>>63912761
When will the Porzingis fever end?
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>>63912857
Stubborn and a franchise that let him get away with it. It some up how the fo is ran.
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who real senpai hours here?

kobe officially ded in 66 games.
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>>63904215
No they are not.
>They have to lose one more game to claim that title.
Come on guys you can do it 0-19 here we come.
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>you now remember Kobe Bryant
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who /goingtospursvslakers/ here?

one last time kobr
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>>63913593

always mah nigga
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>kobr done
anyone else change their 2k jumper to kobe's? I plan on scoring all my points from now on with at least two defenders hands in my face.

also, I'm sure he'll grace the cover of 2k17. rip this season mvp because your ass won't be getting it.
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who the fucc up
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>>63913855
i changed mine to nash's last year when he announced his retirement now i'm super used to it and can't use any others
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How did Magic Johnson contract the AIDS virus? Is he a homosexual?
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>>63914042
slept with 4-5 different women every week. also probably had hundreds of groupies
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>>63914060
He has an openly gay son though. That suggests that the father is also latently gay.
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>>63914068
'no'
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>>63913855
when I didn't know about basketball, I saw that cover thinking it was a Mexican guy
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>>63914185
>normie conservakek meme

consider suicide
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>>63899661
If curry was out for the rest of the next 64 games, they'd end the season at least 58-22, probably 60 wins or better. The Warriors are that good. It's not just curry.
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>>63914294
this
there's a reason curry doesn't play the 4th quarter and they still win their games by 20 points
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Cap this post. TJ Warren is the second best player from the 2014 draft.
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>>63914428
i called that he was as steal on draft day

kid was a beast at nc state
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>>63903113
I won't, but I will open a very special bottle of whiskey I have saved when Timmy, Manu, and Le French Migit are gone.

>I'll drink it while I savor the Spursborg keking the Warriors.
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>Kobe is so fucking bad he gets a standing ovation and has to laugh at himself to hold back his tears for hitting a late 3
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>>63901749
yea i wouldn't do her. She is kind of chubby
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>>63914185
>he started watching basketball after 2009

lmao fucking faggot
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I bet if it was possible people would vote for Kobe Bryant in an all star game after retirement.
Probably see him in all star games as a starter until 2067
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slime season 2 is a banger desu
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>tfw improving my diet
>tfw doing my hobbies again
>tfw team is doing well
>tfw it all means nothing since I don't have her
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>>63914897
fuck you I can't stop thinking about her and how much better we would've been had we met later when we were both done with school and set up fuck you I'm crying in this traffic jam drinking this shitty coffee

g-go team
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>>63913855

>honoring the career of a chucker
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>tfw when you work at the BBC and know nothing about basketball and have to write your annual article about the NBA as Kobe is retiring
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/basketball/34961203

They twitter quote fucking Omri fucking Casspi, of all people.
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>>63915251
>tfw the first thing you think of when you see BBC isn't the news network
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>SportsCenter @SportsCenter 7m7 minutes ago
Crazy Stat of Day: Kobe Bryant has missed more shots (13,919) than John Stockton took in his career.
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>>63915441
john Stockton was a loser fucknigga
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>>63915477
The only loser here is you for insulting based Stockton.
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Is this their 1st win? In Philadelphia
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>>63912140
This was still during the era of the big man where most of the shots came in the paint or within the ark, so pretty much easier shots.
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>>63915549
>era of the big man
FOR YOU
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>>63915653
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>>63915719
Needs brazzers logo
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Dwight Howard when asked if he learned anything from Kobe: "Next question"

kek
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>>63915538
hope not
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Redditcore:
Curry
Kawhi
Porzingis
Draymond
Durant

NBAcore:
Westbrook
George
Butler
Lillard
Griffin

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
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>>63915744
Dwight did literally nothing wrong
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>>63915719
>Crystuffed Porkedzingay
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>>63915765
>all the "/NBA/" players are shittier

fuck off retard
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The more I think about it, the more I think Steph is really the GOAT offensive player
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>>63916007
Stop thinking.
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>>63916022
You're right, there's nothing to think about. Steph really is the best offensive player of all time.
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>....soooooo this guy is a confirmed bust, right? haven't heard shit about him since he tore his acl and was in those gatorade commercials
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>>63916909
Who?
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>>63915872
Curry>Westbrook
Kawhi=George
Porzingis<<Butler
Draymond<Lillard(muh switching and passing is reddit)
Durant<<<<Griffin (durant literally is eternally btfod by lil b and will be injured the rest of his career)
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>>63917021
HARRY
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Hey guy's what's going on ITT? you guy's ready for 33-0?
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>>63917433
>33
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE DID BROS!!!
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>>63916909
Nah, he just needs some time

Bucks are being extra cautious with his recovery
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anyone have that copy pasta of all the embarrassing records kobe has?
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>>63915554
Is anyone else seriously considering giving up the NBA now? All these players are ded. KG will be gone soon too and then the mid-90s-mid-00s GOAT era will be over.

I just can't relate to all these new guys, LeBron, Durant, Curry; they're all for underage b&. At this point I'm just continuing to cheer for my team, without having any favorite players.
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>>63917686
>Is anyone else seriously considering giving up the NBA
nope Curry will win at least 10 more ships
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high feels night when?
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Can someone convince me that Jordan was better than Kobe? I was born in 1997, and I can't imagine that anyone was better than Kobe ever
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>>63917893
i know this is a troll, but kobe isn't anywhere near jordan, MAYBE in defensive ability
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>>63917935
How?

Kobe had more assists
Kobe had an 81 point game
Kobe had more scoring titles

Kobe meant more for the 2000s NBA than Jordan did for the 90s NBA
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>>63917686
typical nba fag, getting all your enjoyment out of rooting for players moreso than rooting for your own team
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>>63917973
What? Do you seriously believe that the franchise owners create the NBA's value and not the players?

If a rival league arose that paid players their actual worth and poached the NBA's best talent away, leaving the NBA as a 2nd tier league, would you still root for the Warriors?
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>>63917686
You're right.

Curry as great as he is a player, isn't a fun, viscious athletic monster to watch play.

Lebron is a ring chasing unlikable pussy with no loyalty or any of the skill kobe and jordan developed, instead using his big gorilla body to will his way to the basket.

Durant is straight up autistic and borderline retard. No personality.

Harden is a boring free throw babby.

Only Westbrook is still a blast to watch.
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>>63918108
>isn't a fun, viscious athletic monster to watch play
>instead using his big gorilla body to will his way to the basket
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>why is durant so fucking stupid?
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But the media did treat Kobe like shit. When Jordan was about to retire everyone was praising his career accomplishments instead of pointing out how much he sucks on the wizards
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>>63918446
I agree but Jordan was older and still 20-6-4 shooting 45% at 2 and 30% at 3. Just sayin'
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>>63918211
I realize that sounds like a contradiction so let me clarify. I like athletic players. They're fun to watch. But if that's all they rely on that's boring. What made kobe great was that he had a million offensive tools and was athletic to boot.

Curry is all skill and lebron all brawn.
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>>63918538
He'd also taken several breaks from his NBA career, which ultimately helped to preserve his body
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>>63918538
>>63918588
Not to mention Kobe started younger
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Top 5 SGs?

Jordan > Kobe > Wade > Iverson > West
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>>63918676
west is number 2
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>>63918298
He's been acting like an edgy faggot since he broke his foot
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>>63918676
meme ranking to have west ahead of ginobili (best white SG of all time)
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>>63914710
kek you must think anorexic is normal and healthy.
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>>63917948
ahahahaha do you not realize Jordan fucking made the NBA in the 90's? Even without Kobe the 2000's was a good time for NBA.
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>>63918988
>who is Stockton & The Mailman
>who is Shawn Kemp & The Glove
>who is Hakeem The Dream & Clyde The Glide
>who is everyone on the 1992 Dream Team and 1996 Dream Team III not named Michael Jordan
The 90s were a good time for the NBA even without Jordan. The NBA and Nike just had to make him a meme for that $$$$$$$$
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>>63919081
>Stockton

loser white c uck
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>>63919081
I'm not talking about player talent, I'm talking about stars who brought in money for Nba youngfag.
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Jordan > West > Kobr > Iverson > Wade

>>63918676
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>>63919134
no way is wade 5th
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Daily reminder that nike sold you on a literal chucker

Daily reminder that it took Shaq to get Kobe to 3 titles, ridiculously stacked teams to get him "his" titles

Daily reminder that Kobe's nothing more than a poor jordan imitation

Daily reminder that at his absolute peak he couldn't get the Lakers to do anything, the next year Lebron took an analogous talent level to the finals by himself

Daily reminder that Kobe isn't a "winner" and statistically doesn't shoot any better than anyone in 4th quarters

Daily reminder that Kobe would have 4 titles if Kendrick Perkins wasn't injured in 2010

Daily reminder that Kobe's autism drove the best center of the aughts out of LA

fuck you laker keks, fuck you nike, fuck you >muh rings retards
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>>63919184
too high for this revisionist history fuccshit


really, tell me your argument for when lebum loses in about two weeks and is 2-4 in the finals. are finals wins not gonna matter anymore? is just getting to the finals enough? desu fits the millenial fucktard zeitgeist perfectly

LOL IT'S GOOD ENOUGH IF YOU TRY LOL EVERYONE IS SPECIAL LOL EVERYONES OPINON MATTERS LOL LEBUM IS AS GOOD AS KOBE LOL XDDDDDD
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>>63919159
if you're talking pure sg (west and Iverson were combo guards) let Wade have 3rd sure. but remember
1. ref babbied to "his" title with prime shaq
2. couldn't beat the mavs with literally a stacked team
3. lebron babbied to 2nd and 3rd titles
4. didn't change anything about the way the game is played
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>>63919212
nope, getting to the finals isn't as cool or dank as RINGZZZ, but this is about evaluating individual talent, not about team accomplishments, Kobe is just a work zombie autist chucker who got lucky
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>>63919241
kobe>lebron
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>>63919248
the post is more about kobe being an overrated chucker than lebron, but i guess just saying that is pretty general consensus in a general filled with bandwagon lakers fans and people who value "muh clutch" meme (which is literally nonexistent with kobe any).
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>>63919217
west couldn't win without wilt
also wade's defense was better than west and iverson, and on par with kobe and jordan. even though perimeter defense wasn't really a thing in west's era
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>>63919212
>>63919241
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>basketball is an individual sport
>i evaluate talent based on how many rings a player has
>Robert Horry is a hall of famer
>2-4 LOL BTFO 2-4
>Kobe is the second best guard of all time
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>>63919322
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Ctrl- f

Kobe- 9,001
curry-22
lebron-11
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>>63919481
>AYY81
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>>63901327
it means he rubs pee pees together.
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Starbury, T-Mac, and Kobe, 3v3 streetball tournament next year, no current NBA players eligible, everyone else in the rest of the world is. Do they take it?
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>>63911033
This
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Playoffs bitches
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what NBA players are HIGH this SECOND desu senpai
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>>63920117
Kwame Brown
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>>63918298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVue0bhQ6Oc
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>>63919811
T-Mac got fat and i don't know if Starbury still balls.

>not having The Answer, Half Man Half Amazing and Kevin Garnett
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>Kobe says he'll retire

bye Faclicia.
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End of an era
Hard to deny this guy had a pretty visible effect on the sport
You can compare him to the GOAT all day, but it still won't take away from the presence he had on the court, especially in the early 2000s
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>>63898991
Cavs
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hoping for a zaza and boogie fist fight today
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>The Wizards are planning to waive forward Martell Webster, league source tells Yahoo. Webster has one year left on deal, partial guarantee.

John Wall keeps losing hahaha
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>>63919391
This. /nba/ exposed
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there's no way anybody thinks lebum is anywhere CLOSE to kobe all-time, right?
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Now that Kobe is retiring , who is the most overrated player in the league at the moment?

I'm voting harden just because he follows the Kobe chucker model really well.

Poor ISO play and will go 10/28 any given night but is excused from anyone noticing this because of muhh points
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>>63920534
too much ass and shit phone desu
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>>63920493
http://www.landofbasketball.com/player_comparison/b/kobe_bryant_vs_lebron_james.htm
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>>63920581
nice blog fagit
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>>63920493

You'd have to be really retarded to do so, there is a sizeable gap between them, LeBron is far and away a better player, #5 all time by any reasonable measurement, Kobe is maybe in the top 40 at best
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anyone have a webm of porzingas getting c ucked by D12? i need to fap to a black bull dominating a poor lil white boi
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>>63920606
>it's a zanqueef post
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>>63920606
>#5 all time by any reasonable measurement

>2-4
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please disregard my last post. porzingas is going to be a future champion in this league while D12 is nothing but washed up trash. i also suck cocks.
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is it a black man's responsibility to inseminate all non-black women?
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>>63920173
>still bitter about T-Mac leaving
>doesn't know that Starbury won his 3rd Chinese championship in 4 the last 4 seasons with the Beijing Ducks this year
Good game tho
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>>63920669

Team accomplishments aren't a reasonable measurement, you'd realize that if you possessed logic past the kindergarten level
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>>63920776
>you'd realize that if you possessed logic past the kindergarten level
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>2-4
>advanced statistics
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>>63920776
You're only saying that because bitch ass dirk only has 1 ring
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>>63920962

A. Dirk is far from a bitch
2. You're fucking retarded
@. Someday hopefully you will into understanding how to rate individual players in the context of a team game
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daily reminder that zangief dickrides lebum to legitimize bitch ass dirk's one ring
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>>63917686
does your team not have any young players you like?
I root for the mavs and I've been worried for years that we wouldn't transition at all.
everybody from the championship team is gone except barea and dirk, monta was hella fun but def wasn't the future of the franchise.
but now this dude dwight powell is fun to watch every night, and justin anderson is young and could be good.
cp is kinda a fag but wes matthews is cool
last year the team was just not fun to watch, with the whole rondo thing. but now I'm really liking the team.
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Why do people say Curry is better than Durant or Westbrook?
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>>63921136
>mfw
>2-4
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>>63921074
>A
>2
>@
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>Timberwolves, Magic, and Celtics successfully completed their rebuilds, have talented young rosters, and are contending for playoff spots
>Bucks, Knicks and Pistons are almost there, at least on the right track
>Lelkers and Suxers have been in rebuild mode for years and are no closer to making the playoffs than they were when they started
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>he isn't listening to no ceilings 2 and slime season 2 today


do you even /nba/?
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>>63921231
I would give the sixers a tier of their own
they certainly have talent and still more lotto picks on the way and if it all works out they will be great
but it could burn them just as easily if embiid doesn't ever play and they don't get anyone good this year and okafor goes on a killing spree across filfthadelphia when he gets heckled too much
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>>63921231
Lakers haven't been tanking for that long, and Randle/Russell/Clarkson seem like a decent core to build around tbqfh, especially once they dump Kobe's insane salary.

We're hitting the point where the Sixers' megatank is starting to look a bit embarrassing, This should be their last tanking season but... It's certainly exposing the risks of the strategy.
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>>63900017
The permanent expression on Okafor's face says something.

Either the team truly is trash and he hates his life OR
The team is intentionally tanking and he disagrees with it
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>>63899076
so shy, just like them KKK's
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>>63921393
The sad thing is the 76ers can be decent if they went after free agents instead of forming a team full of D-League players this off season.

Literally no free agent would want to sign up to that shitty tanking environment now. The 76ers are now cancer and pretty much a big joke to every NBA player.
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threadly reminder that the Toronto Raptors basketball organization has not won a playoff series in over 14 years
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>tfw new computer just got here
>tfw upgrading from shitty 3 year dell computer
>tfw going to watch spurs vs bulls in 1080p 60fps tonight

who else /comfy/ here? also got some bud and will be watching it from the ethereal plane
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>>63921453
They're rebuilding in a really terrible way. I thought the Knicks were going to be like the Lakers are this season considering they got rid of basically everybody besides Melo but they're surprisingly mediocre.

Sixers should take notes from Phil Jackson instead of filling their team with garbage and ruining their young prospects' confidence and as a result their potential
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>>63921518
Reminder that the Toronto Raptors basketball organization is only 21 years old but probably still older than you are by several years.
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>>63921596
>21 years old
>6 1st round exits
>2 1st round sweeps
>NEVER made it past the second round
worse than the Cloppers tbqh
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>>63921639
>founded in 1970
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Do you guys not see what's going on? Popovich is fucking around with the whole league and the state of basketball. He decided to go small ball and absolutely BTFO the Heat in 2014. Teams started copying it but Warriors went overboard with it and started using small ball to chuck 3's all day. Pop doesn't play that shit so he went out and got 2 all star bigs and is now heavily focusing on the mid range game. He will rape the warriors in the playoffs and teams will go back to big men rotations and stop chucking so many 3s. This guy is a fucking madman.
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>>63921672
This has to be all part of Greg Popovich's master plan.

Last season he was only PRETENDING to lose against the Clippers. He wanted his team to be out of the playoffs in order to gift some jump shooting team a free ring. That way he can initiate the plan this season and humiliate any team that spams 3s against the Spurs. He knows exactly what hes doing. Tell me why he got Aldridge to team up with Tim Duncan in the low post? Because he wants to show everyone that you have to give it to the big man and let him dominate. This season the Spurs are projected to win the title already and his plan isn't even 1/10 of being completed yet. Just think about it.

Greg Popovich is a genius and we are all being played for fools. He's the puppet master and the Warriors are now his puppets...
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>>63920776
>you don't need to win to be an nba great
>here's your yearly participation ring, it's even better than the real thing! ;^]
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what team is she a fan of?
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>>63921699
It's really crazy once you think about it. He let the Heat win in 2013 because he felt bad for Lebum and then killed him in 2014. He let Clippers win last year and this year he is going to get Doc fired and CP3 will leave the clips. Then he is going to sweep the Warriors by having Kawhi tear Curry a new asshole every game in the series and make the whole Warriors team question their manhood. Can't wait.
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>>63921799
team BBC
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>>63921799
This girl is pretty fat to be honest. She is shaping her body in a form that makes her look curvy and naturally thick but she is actually fat. just look at that belly
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>>63921816
>tfw pop has us all in his mangekyou sharingan torture chamber and it's still 2013
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RBL
B
L

WE ARE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY REALLY OUT HERE MY NIGGAS
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>>63921837
don't give a fuck would bust inside a million times out of a million
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>>63921846
LOL yall are literally blown the fuck out of here desu
don't show ur face again bruh shits embarrassing
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>>63921846
WE OUTCHEA MY NIGGA

RBL RUN THIS LEAGUE 4 LYFE
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>>63921894
>>63921846
>tfw no curry + RBL broship
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any weebs here playing 2k16 on ps4?
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>>63921905
apply again next year
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>>63921921
What's the application process? I actually liked the idea of RBLW
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>>63910873
No he didn't lmao
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>kobe is a rapist
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>>63921943
The Warriors weren't part of the deal. It was just a 1 player transaction with Curry. Broships are usually 3 team limit though so we would have to pull a few strings with upper management.
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>>63921914
Yes except for the weeb part

>mfw changing the 3-point line to the same color as the court

curryfags BTFO
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>>63921956
>kobe isnt a rapist
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>>63921981
>not just shooting when free regardless of line or not line
If I was new gen, you'd get btfo by me
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>>63921994
he didn't rape anybody. just because you get so asspained about him doesn't mean you get to make shit up t bh f am
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>>63921921
>RBL still relevant
Broships been banished to the etheral plane neighborino
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>>63922001
>Still playing last-gen

/nba/ should team up and make a Pro-Am team tbqh
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Any free non philly teams willing to broship with a young up & coming franchise?

Warriors minus Curry (curry is pending RBL membership and is therefore ineligebble)
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Is it still "cool" to hate LeBron?
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>>63921981
i need more weebs for my weeb team : (
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>>63922046
Of course!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiEoKUN_uiY
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>>63922045
Fuck that, Warriors ride alone.
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>>63922107
except Curry, he's basically RBL pending ratification
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Why are people so butthurt about people saying Kobe is playing like shit when he IS in fact playing like shit?
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>>63918565
why not kawhi?
He seems to be what you're looking for in an athletic beast with the skills to back it up.
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>>63922247
Kawhi is actually pretty average in terms of athleticism. His speed and explosiveness are decent, but he's the GOAT because he has massive hands, great endurance, and like top 3 basketball IQ.
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>>63913855
pfft fuck that I only use legit GOATs like Jerry West or The Big O.
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>>63920534
Fuck that is phat ass
>>
fuck what you heard god blessing all the trap niggas desu
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>http://official.nba.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2015/11/L2M-HOU-NYK-11-29-15.pdf
Please, look at this and tell me the Knicks are not getting absolutely raped by the refs. It's getting ridiculous lately.
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>>63922300
>he is pretty average

are you kidding? He is literally known for being athletic and big hands that was his entire skill set coming into the league you chucklefuck.
>>
who u guys think will have the better game tonight?

durant vs atl
or
harden vs the pistons
>>
If you're a college player and you want to win an NBA championship in your career how do you go about landing on a good team? Do you think those college players who get DUIs and have bad reputations sometimes only do that stuff so they don't get drafted by the 76ers?
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>LE WEST IS BETTER THAN THE EAST XDXDXD
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>>63922776
spursfan here, he's not at all a freak athlete
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>>63922776
stats prove you wrong dumbass. his max vertical, a major measure of athleticism, is 32 inches, thats like 3 inches higher than mine.
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>>63922800
>what is inter-conference scheduling for 1000 sajak!
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>>63922800
to be fair the East is still just LeBron-land

the Warriors fucked up the West, they ruined the Pelicans and the Rockets by beating them so many times
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>>63922800
It obviously is, the Western Conference teams just have to play the Warriors more often so they have more losses.
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>>63922792
spurs and bulls
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>>63922800
Western conference = SEC
Eastern conference = PAC12

I think we all know who the better conference really is.
>>
drummond is fucking average 18/17

god damn
>>
Kawhi's shooting splits are 52/49/87.

He's shooting almost 50% from three on four attempts a game.
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>>63923016
>He watches college """"sports""""
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Warriors - Jazz is definitely going to be lit
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>>63923067
MVP
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go spurs go
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>>63923174
fuck I don't know if I'll make it home in time to make the based Parker gamethreads
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Pistons announcers already seem pretty based tbqfh
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go pistons
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>>63917686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J_1aM5hr38
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Rockets are only 20 down half-way through the second quarter. It's fine.
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Thunder BTFO
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Reminder Kobe isn't top 10

1. Jordan
2. Kareem
3. Wilt
4. Magic
5. Bird
6. Russell
7. Duncan
8. Shaq
9. Hakeem
10. Oscar

NO DISCUSSION
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>rockets squeak by only if harden scores 40+ pts
what happens when Harden cant score?
>>
>rockets getting blown the fuck out by 28 points
heh
>>
>>63924277
See >>63924311
>>
THE ANDERSON'S GOT TICKETS TO THE GAME?
>>
Don't worry, Harden will flop his way to 30 second half free throws to lead the comeback.
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>>63924157
>no lebron
>no curry
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who /19-0/ here?
also is this the Warrior game thread?
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>>63923667
does this actually count as two baskets?
>>
>westbrick
hahahaha /nba/ never learns it's lesson
>>
Couldn't OKC trade Durant before the deadline for a bunch of good shit rather than just letting him walk this offseason for literally nothing?

They not finna win
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>>63925418
ill trade you kobe
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>>63925418
durant is literally grant hill, i'd trade him for zaza pachulia, charlie villanueva and a 2nd round pick in 2017.
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>>63924157
>maplenigger still butthurt about 81

Nothing to see here folks, move along.
>>
>Stephen Curry gets shit on for his terrible defense
>practices hard and becomes a moderate defender over the past couple seasons

>Damian Lillard gets shit on for his terrible defense
>practices hard and becomes slightly below average but at least he's trying

>James Harden gets shit on for his terrible defense
>stands there and watches as his man runs by him for a layup
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>>63925964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDLNObakT5g
>>
boston celtics are inconsistent right? the beat a couple of decent teams and then almost lost to the sixers
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>>63926119
not even mad that the heat lost to the celtics. celtics are very good
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>>63924003
That hit me RIGHT in the feels
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>>63926551

Mavs @ Kings
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>>63926607
thanks nigga
>>
RBL JUST DEFEATED SPC YET AGAIN HAHAHAHA

WE STAY WINNING
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75-7 :)
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How many times is Pop going to have to yell at Aldridge before he finally starts not being shit?
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Let the Spurs damage control begin hahahaha get bodied
>>
If you're best player doesn't give a shit about trying on defense then your franchise is fucked as long as he's there. Houston is fucked as long as Harden is there.

Or unless they get an alpha male head coach that can actually be a leader of these shitheads.
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>>63926908
kek that faggot set himself out to get BTFO early in the season with that unrealistic "prediction"
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>bulls getting a refball win

yea whatever
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>>63926967
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>>63927143
what would this absolute madman do with/to harden?
>>
Spurs will still win it all
>>
>>63927182
this desu. that was a fucking retarded ass shot by kiwi
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>>63926817
>YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
>>
new bread

>>63927217
>>
>>63927143
god someone needs to pick this autist up I miss seeing his goofy mug

hes one of the best coaches in the league, how the fuck is he not employed but Randy Whittman and Byron Scott are
>>
>it aint me starts playing
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