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LA:Gaborik comes up huge with two goals in win
CHI:Kane sets record with point in 19 in a row
ARI:Mikkel Boedker's trick powers Coyotes' win
COL:Landeskog, Duchene each tally G, 2A in win
BUF:Sam Reinhart scores twice in Sabres' win
DAL:Seguin, two others get G, A in DAL comeback
PIT:Evgeni Malkin stays white hot with two goals
WAS:Braden Holtby wins seventh game in a row
MON:Report: Price will have more tests this week
NAS:Juuse Saros to make NHL debut vs. Buffalo
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will face Oilers on Saturday
PHI:Wayne Simmonds has three pts in win over NYR
>>63874698
Roy is a shitty coach though. He belongs in the QMJHL.
>tfw early game start today
>>63875177
Sure. Had some this morning made of dark rye like pic.
who /skatingholocaust/ here?
>>63875312
How does it feel to get keked by arabs in the only sport that you manages to be slightly above par in?
>>63875825
>he doesn't know about pesäpallo
>>63876073
>The commie norhtlander mongol-same is back posting to defend his steppes
>>63876140
You could not be more wrong.
>being this bad at inductive reasoning
I lel in your general direction
>>63876140
Stay jelly Muhammad
>>63876276
>>63876277
Mongols not allowed
>>63876349
>being this jelly
saw a guy take a right turn from the left lane today at an intersection today lmao
How good of a driver are you /hoc/?
>>63876824
People in North America can't drive.
Literally automatic 10+ meter road babbies.
>>63876824
I can drive with no handlebars
>>63877334
But can you drive without a steering wheel?
just fapped to shemale porn
"Girls" were pretty hot but after this post-fap disgust I'm feeling i'm never doing it again senpai
>>63877597
>just fapped to shemale porn
I do that all the time, or I used to. I haven't done it in a month and feel better than ever.
I'm sure if McDavid did No Fap his collarbone would heal faster.
>>63877597
First time is always hard but after that you will always return back to shemales.
>>63877895
Don't think so, had to keep clicking related videos like 15 times to find guys that actually passed for hot girls in my head
too much effort to trick my mind senpai
>>63878002
Also
>that moment when the shemale is sucking and in a certain angle you can REALLY tell it's a guy
boner gone
>Canada
>Finland
>>63878056
Fucking normies. I only fap to cartoon porn and that shit is great. (search 'almerias' on tpb, he uploads loads of great stuff, also check out fansadox)
>>63878002
That's true i dont watch random videos. Just actors that i know.
>>63878163
wtf are you implying? fite me fucking faggot
>>63878350
I'm so sorry for you.
I know you guys had it rough but shemales.. shemales
>>63878502
im not him->>>63878201
>>63878502
You better get used to shemales since Abdul is taking all your actual women
>>63878528
A simple redirect on a pictureboards for confirmed sodomists wont hold up in court my yellow friend.
We are looking at a minimum of 2 days ban. If you are lucky and behaves well maybe I can reduce it to 1 day and an ip-reset.
>>63877597
>Post fap disgust
>never doing it again
In due time friend. In due time.
>>63878603
>getting banned on the internet
Lmao
>>63878201
>not browsing >>/aco/
Smh desu
>>63878748
Stealing original swedish memes is a crime
>>63878804
Uppo-Nalle is older than Björne my intolerant muslim friend.
>>63879005
>Thinking that is our oldest bear
>"""nordic""" people
>>63879124
Bear is literally an official religion in Finland.
There is no way you can win this Calle.
http://karhunkansa.fi/
>>63879135
Fight me irl motherfucker
Only bear that matters tbqh family
Binland is going to dominate WJC
>>63879674
Correct
>>63879674
>implying
>>63879674
Literally who can stop Laine?
>>63879822
Literally no one
Yes, what are the fans looking at?
>I know he's done some acting on the side, but it doesn't need to be on the ice
>CJ in charge of not being an elite bantermaster
>>63879852
Is Sebastian Aho (The Finn) going to be the next Eric Staal for Carolina?
Mikko Rantanen 11g 4+9 in AHL
Absolute madman
>finnish prospects
I think the kings might win the cup lads
>>63880419
You could be right :^)
>>63880388
>says the guy whose country has only had one great soccer team and that team got its only champions league victory when carried by a Finn
>>63880468
>implying I'm not Finnish
Opettele vähä nauraa ittelles
Can we ban Europeans from /hoc/? Most don't know what they're talking about and Finns smell like shit. Sweden can stay though.
>>63880683
Without Europeans /hoc/ would be literal shit tbqhwyf
>>63880468
> soccer
> relevant in hockey bantz
Finland desperate as fuck to deflect attention away from their zero gold meals
>>63880683
nobody likes you
>>63880683
>Finns smell like shit
Just like yur mum
Kek
>>63880683
Sweden just baitposts and Finland just gets BTFO.
They are literal garbage posters
>>63880788
this is false
>>63880788
Agreed. They are not very good posters. We should talk to Hiroshima about banning them.
Good to see that someone else recognizes the EUropeans are destroying /hoc/. Think about it, when's the last time they made a meme?
>>63880813
>being a finncùck
A new low
>>63880837
>>63880860
phone posters ruined this board
>>63880837
I agree Sweden should be banned but Finland should be kept around to laugh at when their prospects bust and they have to come up with ridiculous excuses for it
>>63880895
what the fuck is he even doing
>>63880928
Canada is shaped like a deformed penis.
>>63880895
Sorry guys, I woke up with a really bad hangover this morning.
Can someone tell me what year it is?
>>63881019
IT'S ALMOST 2016.
You may only reply to this post if your country is over 70% white.
>>63881019
its time to kill all niggers
Lads. Gabbo is coming
>>63881056
anglos dont count as white you subhuman
>mad at Sweden
>>63881056
Here here family member. Too bad neither Sweden nor US of A can reply.
>>63881056
You may only reply to this post if your country is over 96% white
>>63881107
We share the feel of living next to stinky smelly brown people.
>5 more years
You may only reply to this post if you have a Publix within 15 miles of your house AND you have never (unironically) gotten mad at a sandwich
>>63881135
Don't reply to my post filthy anglo
where's this pussy canadian at? dumb frog got bullied out just like the rest of the tripcunts
>>63881157
Sadly no publix here.
Only disgusting C-uckway.
>>63881176
I'm not an Anglo senpai ;^)
>>63881209
>giving him more attention
You're a dummy 2bh
>>63881241
I'd rekt that faggot any day
>>63881275
Wasn't that some laffs fan?
>>63881312
just your typical canadian tripfag getting doxxed like he deserves
>>63881331
I don't even remember his name
He wasn't super annoying like that max faggot
>>63881363
who cares. he put on his trip he got what was coming
>>63881390
Edgy
>>63881478
you think saying that I dont like tripfags is edgy? is canada really that big of a hugbox that being edgy just means you dont like someone? in your SJW opinion not liking anyone on the >rags is edgy
fuck off pussy
>>63881521
EDGY
D
G
Y
>>63881521
Canada is literally
Hugbox: the country
Stop memeing for a second and be honest here family. Do you think Patrik Laine will break Selanne's rookie goal record?
>>63881655
>FUCK THIS GUY WHO MADE AN ONLINE IDENTITY MAKES ME ANGRY
lol grow up losers
>>63881804
>stop memeing
>Finland
Fuck off you smelly mongol fuck. Literally nobody likes your meme country.
Hey /hoc/
My local hometeam lost to the team I really fucking hate with an everlasting passion today, so I rekt 2 of their fans.
Did I do good /hoc/?
>>63881953
How did you rekt them
>>63881969
Hi steve
>>63881825
These are lies.
Finns are noble people and basicly loved by everyone.
>>63881811
>steve
lmfaooo
>>63881969
Hi Steve.
>>63882028
>>63882087
Hey bros
I hope nobody gets mad at me for using a name here.
>rags
>>63881969
one physically (just nothing guy could sue me for)
the other was while driving
limit is 30mp/h (50 km/h for my binland friends)
there were 2 lanes and i drove in front of one visitors fans with about 12 mp/h (20km/h) and immediatly switched lanes when he intended to
we played this game for about 1,5 miles (2km)
Had to drive into other direction then but the guys face was red all over from anger when he passed me then
>>63881953
did they died?
>>63882167
unfortunately no
>>63882037
No, they're not. Finns are the original meme stealers and you will have to pay for it.
You know why you haven't won and never wil win olympic gold? Yes, your team just sucks, but it's the penalty for stealing memes.
>>63881953
Yes
North americans will never know real fan culture
>>63882248
thank you binland bro
THEY SEE ME ROLLING
>>63882466
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>63882461
nice tumblr filename
>>63882505
>Spaniards literally work 3 hours a day
Why the fuck are the jannies so bootyblasted at sandwiches all of the sudden?
Gookmoot literally gave us the OK
New York Islanders master race reporting in.
who can stop him?
>>63882553
>>63882571
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bocadillo
>>63882596
Patrik Laine tbqh
>0,00 finnish markkas
>>63876368
Anymore like this senpai holy shit
>>63882650
Fuck the euro bring back markka
I'm sorry that I threatened to murder you anon
>>63882606
>literal poverty food
>>63882745
You better apologize. Now, I'll admit Finns are the greatest people ever, and the meme kings if you admit Publix sandwiches are way better than Spain's nigger "sandwich."
Deal?
>>63880419
the kings maybe, the king never
>>63882752
Better that than a McCholesterol 2bh
>Spanish "cuisine"
>>63882596
Mark Messier
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Hi Mild
>>63882843
Leon "Eispanzertruppen" Draisatl
>>63882824
Not really 2bh
>>63882831
>America
>culture
Tortilla de patatas is fucking GOAT, by the way
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3upev9/goalies_noora_r%C3%A4ty_and_meeri_r%C3%A4is%C3%A4nen_become_the/
i want to marry noora!
>>63882899
Not really senpai. I used to live in Barcelona and I'm so glad I left that shithole.
Literal meme food.
>>63882831
>American cuisine
Truly disgusting
>>63882900
>reddit posting american is back
we dont like you
>>63882917
sloppy joes are a jewish stain removal shill plot
>>63882917
this looks like the apex of food, I want
>>63882917
>Canadian "cuisine"
Embarassing, famalamawambam.
>>63882913
>Barcelona
That's your problem m8
>>63883008
>Canautists unironically call mac n' cheese "dinner"
WEW
E
W
>mfw this year is our year
BEST MEME IN HOCKEY MI FAMILIA
How much they pay him again?
Finland how do I get a new account on HF boards I got permanent banned for linking the McFinland guy to Finnish Heritage disease Wikipedia page
>>63883008
>this is an American """"""""""Athlete"""""""""""
>>63883382
You don't.
It's impossible.
>>63883506
Damn... I loved making shit proposals and watching all of them sperg out
Kadri + Frattin for a 2nd and Fowler
>>63882297
>tfw no filthy whore bloos gf
>>63883505
>front leg pocket
those pants are elite 2bh
>>63882297
10/10
>>63876368
Do you think they fucked though?
If I were him, I'd definitely make it a trade. You touch mine I touch yours.
>>63884698
virgin spotted
>tfw you have accepted dog as your lord and savior
>>63885154
What would you do in that situation? Just let her do that?
>Kings come back and beat Hawks
>Nobody cares
>Kane sets record
>HOLY SHITTTTT
Man Kongs, does anyone care about you?
>>63882980
wut anime
>>63886487
Well people are pretty fucking stupid considering Kane is literally not even halfway to the real record. There are also more Hawks fans than Kings fans, and people seem to equally hate both teams arounf here.
Also its 4chan and edgy kids like to support non acheivements by rapists
>>63886715
Boku no Pico
Marlies @ IceCaps stream if you wanna watch some prospects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IvltUwrnjg
>laffs
Game thread or not?
Wow these incompetent fucking refs @detroit.
"offside"
>>63886986
>>63887214
Now there is
Florida @ Detroit
>>63887242
>>63887242
>>63887242
Get in there, or whatever, I'm not your boss
>come home
>still no gamethread
rrrreeeeee
How bad was the >Mild greentexting last night?
>>63887311
Swedebro, check one post up
>>63887392
Had already hit post before it showed up on my screen. Thanks bruh
>>63875185
>Mfw I woke up this morning and realized it wasn't all a dream and the Kings really did beat the Blackhawks in OT.
I can't wait for the playoffs. If you don't like Kings versus Hawks hockey than youre a fuckin commie piece of scum
>>63887476
calm down miguel just a matter of time before trump ships you back to mexico
>>63886487
Doesn't matter. I prefer when no one cares. That game last night was the best of the season so far. Amazing saves by Quick and Kopi/Gabo in playoff mode.
Kings are going deep this year and Im hyped
>>63887662
>this newfag doesn't know that Ducks "fans" are the beaners and Kings fans are Armenian
>canada
>""""""""""""""stanley""""""""""""""""
>>63887679
>Gaborik is actually considered clutch in the playoffs
Damn, guess all he needed was to get the fuck away from Minnesota and the >Rags
Reminder to ignore all faggotarm posts
Guys, there's this place in Illinois called the Hoagie Hut. It's a hole in the wall that makes enormous sandwiches with whatever the fuck you want on it. It's freaking amazing.
I live in Wisconsin and all we have is shitty subways and other dumb chains, but no hole in the wall that will put whatever the fuck I want between two pieces of bread. What do I do?
>>63887716
whatever you say pedro
>>63881110
sweet puuko
If you don't chew big red then fuck you
>>63887799
This.
>durr I'm a self-hating Minnesota fan that nobody likes, please look at me.
>>63887855
Move to florida 2bh famalam.
>>63887930
He's from Ohio iirc
>>63887960
this is a good idea imo
These threads went to shit after Master of Dubs left 2bhonest
>>63888024
after smuk_anok left*
>>63888024
>>63888035
agreed 2b truthful
>you now remember Vancouver's miracle run of 2011
>>63888172
>you know remember them burning their city down and literally murdering their fellow countrymen over a game
>>63888172
>Miracle Run
>Presidents Trophy Winners
>Re8oundo 7uon60
Daily reminder that they almost blew a 3-0 series lead against the 8th seed Blackhawks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgxVPoJYFeA
Why are the Wings so bad now? ;_;
>>63889148
>no lidstrom
>no babbycock
>meme goalers
why the fuck do you think?
>>63889148
Babcock leaving was the final blow, the wings are now kill
I have no idea why they went out and signed mike green, that was fucking stupid
>>63889148
i really didn't expect them to be carried by, of all things, goaltending
>cleaned room
>lungs are burning
did the dust kill my lungs?
>>63890428
No, capitalism/economy did
>>63890499
are you mocking me?
>>63891257
Trying to be funny, but I didn't realise this is the serious side of this mongolian lambskinart discussion area
>>63891483
my fear for my life is no laughing matter.
anyway, how you pronounce it?
PANTHERS
A
N
T
H
E
R
S
>>63891586
>>63891483
>>63891257
>>63890499
>>63890428
This is a great thread.
>>63891483
>>63891586
Je déteste le nègre d'huile ont-ils faire pression... Rempli de dégoût je suis ce que sont -ils de la valeur si stupide et Finand je déteste trop
Pay debt and kill all of kris life from you and yourself fucker
Anyone watching the NWHL game?
Sloppy but watchable.
>>63892465
H-H-H-HOOOOLYYYYY SHIT frog brought the bants
>>63892485
I would unironically watch the NWHL if there was a Chicago team.
>>63892465
>kill all of kris
>>63892569
At least I have a Boston team to watch, helps that Hilary Knight on that team too, lol.
>>63892630
It could literally be the new waifu sport. Fuck, it will never gain any traction, never be played on TV, and no one will ever give a shit about the qts facing off to win the Isobel cup.
>>63892643
i hope they got into that game 4-3
>>63892705
At least ESPN is picking a couple games up, but you're right, it'll never go mainstream.
I love all hockey though so I'll watch unironically.
>>63892643
I don't understand this. Is the reception at the game? Were they married at the courthouse? Were they married the day before and she left on the dress?
Why would you ever wear a wedding dress to a hockey game? I don't get it.
>>63892643
She's not even that hot tho and I'm not just saying that to be a edgelord she looks .cute but not hot
>>63892804
>watching hockey unironically
if you think about it, nobody should start working full-time before 30.
>>63892931
>pay debnts
Detroit season in numbers:
Number of goals against in total:
>60
Number of goals against in the last 5 minutes of the games:
>15
Percentage of goals against made in the last 1/12 (5 minutes) of the game:
>25%
Blown leads in the last 5 minutes:
>6
Number of blown leads that has resulted in a loss:
>3
JUST
>>63892988
Gonna be another one and done year in the playoffs again.
I want to be wrong though.
>>63893151
>playoffs
nope
>>63882596
His genetically inherited down syndrome.
>>63892988
>Number of goals against in total:
>60
in 24 games, that was 68 last year
good on mrazek
but then they had 74 goals instead of 56
Who is the best goalie of all time and why is it Cristobal Huet?
>>63892931
I agree with you. Working feels kind of pointless anyway because in the future a large portion of population will be unemployed because of automation.
I'm thinking about just kicking back and leeching some welfare because fuck working.
>>63894090
Vesa Toskala tbqhwyfm
>>63894109
my man...
I wish there was some welfare however.
>>63894190
Wait, you don't have welfare? What the hell did you spend all our money on?
would you faggots stop encouraging grease to shitpost
>>63894359
paying people to not work
>>63894359
making more money for you.
it was bait money: since >we owed that money back to ECB with interest, where do you think that money ended up?
It's just a scheme for your governments to tell you "sorry, no money, not our fault, it's the greeks" and for our governments tot ell us the same but by replacing "greeks" with "you were all lazy and tax evading/ECB". Meanwhile, all the bosses make big money out of the whole story since nobody can and nobody does complain.
>>63894648
>this delusion
you wasted your money on the following
>Tens of thousands of unmarried or divorced daughters of civil servants collect their dead parents' pensions, weighing on a social security system experts say will collapse in 15 years unless it is overhauled
>allowing civil servants to retire IN THIER FOURTIES
>paying civil servants bonuses for using computers, arriving to work on time, working outdoors
>paying extra half months salary at easter and summer for arbitrary reasons
>pouring state money into a failing airline and then giving massive compensation to former employees
>overstaffing state run businesses including a railway that lost 800 fucking million dollars
>hiring people to nonsensical committees including one to manage a fucking dried out lake
I hope you get raped by syrians, you disgusting neet smelly autist
> mfw dead wings fans said they would not miss Babcock
the only reason they are not last in the east is cause Larkin is playing like a Hart trophy candidate
like a 5% chance they make the playoffs tbhfam
>he STILL thinks NJ will miss the playoffs
Screencap this shit:
>Schneider wins Vezina
>Hynes wins Jack Adams
>Farnham wins Rocket Richard
>>63894884
>>63894952
these memes need to come back
>>63894913
it's still pronounced Descharnais and you 're always going to be a german. No matter what happens to me and greece.
>>63894913
Jesus fuck how can one country be so poorly mismanaged
>>63894980
You forgot a "0" m8 :^)
http://www.sportsclubstats.com/NHL.html
>>63895116
kys
>>63895153
its what happens when you let subhumans in the EU
They will hopefully be destroyed by turkey and syrians soon.
>>63894980
Doing roughly the same >we would have with babs, family. He didn't like to use the young lads and Blashill does, so Larkin probably wouldn't have even been on the roster t b h
>>63895204
how can one person be so mad?
Are you mocking me?
>>63895338
>get btfo by facts
>y-y-youre mad
sorry grease, I might be upset if I had to cover for you, but canada isnt in the EU.
>>63895335
Nah the wings were pretty good defensively and possession wise under babs and they are noticeably worse without him in that regard with pretty much the same roster
>>63895044
>making the playoffs is a huge deal to this nerd
l e l
>>63895338
Why are you posting pics of your brother? Pls post pics of your qt butt
>>63895474
it is a big deal
you are probably one of those people that don't follow hockey regularly
>>63895613
i'm one of those people whose team makes the playoffs pretty regularly so it isn't a huge deal
i guess just making the playoffs is a huge accomplishment when you're a devlels fan
>>63895442
Oh they were undoubtedly better with regards to that, I meant standings wise they are doing about the same.
>>63895654
literally, casual:the post
>>63895551
>american "bantz"
>>63895654
>he's a Kings fan
Tell me all about hockey in the 90s and 2000s ;^)
>>63895474
tell that to every red wings fan that exists
>>63895803
kings attendance is better than the devils attendance lelmao
>devils
>fans
>>63895876
>Canada
>Cups
>>63895442
please calm down, we are only having fun here
>>63895803
>he thinks i'm a beaner
>>63895876
sad if true
>>63895906
>devils
>literally sunbelt tier fanbase
top kek you guido nigger
>>63895940
itty bitty kitties maybe, nowhere near real team attendance
>>63895980
Just wait a few months and if tampon gay still isnt in a playoff spot they will be bottom ten guaranteed
ass tier fans to be quite honest
VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE VOTE
http://strawpoll.me/6137754
http://strawpoll.me/6137754
http://strawpoll.me/6137754
>>63896022
not really, maybe if they have another 2-3 years of missing the playoffs the attendance will sink, but just a bad year or two wont knock them out of the top 10. Have they ever even been in the bottom 10 of attendance?
>>63896047
grease is the same person as the flim flam scooter
>>63895940
>the sunbelt has more cups than canada has in a quarter century
>>63896047
grease is not nearly memein enough to be smuk_anok
>>63896188
They are literally tied for ninth right now and declining
yes they have obviously been in the bottom ten for most of the seasons theyve played, they are in florida nobody gives a shit
>>63877597
stay away senpai
you dont wanna be a degenerate scumbag
>>63896740
i literally went to a game a week ago and it was pretty much full. nice try faggot.
>>63880813
What battle is this supposed to be?
>>63897213
cool story faggot
like I said give it two months and if tampon gay isnt in a playoff spot they will not be in the top ten
>>63897449
sure thing f@m. 2bh I cant wait until uncle gary relocates all the canadian teams into the sunbelt, and each one of them wins a cup within 10 years. i think a new orleans team would be pretty cool.
>>63897735
cool fantasy my smelly bandwagoning friend. im surprised it doesnt involve grocery store sandwiches though
>>63897735
>yfw the New Orleans Cajuns win the Stan Lee
>>63897966
dont act like your grandma doesnt go to publix when she's down here during the winter. you will too when you move down here in your 50s
>>63897735
Sunbelt fans truly are the scum of the earth. I like a lot of the teams but the fans are true cancer.
>>63886715
I Couldn't Become a Hero, So I Decided to Get a Job
I think, idr the name
>>63897995
>not enjoying winter
glad my grandparents arent weaklings to be honest
>>63898004
not really, most fans are actually really knowledgeable because it weeds out band wagoners (for the most part) since most people in the area are more into football and basebore. Most sunbelt hockey fans are genuinely into the sport
>yfw several states that never get snow have better hockey teams than all of Canada
This triggers the canarabs
Le can't block or save man
>>63898102
>implying Florida winter isnt best winter
gets pretty chilly, sometimes low 50s, but never the hassle of snow
>>63894090
I was at the Hawks-Wings Winter Classic and Cristoshit played terribly that game
>>63898243
i cant stand the mugginess and playing pond hockey is the GOAT part of the year
>>63894952
Alaska and Hawaii BTFO
tfw cuppless
>>63898736
sauce?
>>63898736
>tfw only one cup
>>63898752
the entirety of the wilds franchise history
>>63898752
You really don't want the sauce, trust me.
>>63898777
trips confirm you are an ass blasted itty bitty titty committee member
>>63898777
i do
>>63898752
why would you want sauce, dude
shes gross
think about watermelons instead
>>63896047
wooo, nice legs
I am honored that you think I am Sean.
>>63877527
>Pesapallo
literally what?
>>63898777
yes i fucking do post the sauce please
>>63898813
Kristi Lovett
she got a reduction because her chad boyfriend was beating her though
remember when /hoc/ used to be fun?
>mfw I realize /hoc/ isnt about memes anymore
>>63899316
I want smuk_anok back
>flim flams think they can trade wideman
SOMEBODY POST SOME MEMES, WE ARE IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY
>>63899518
Yeah well no shit
It was fun until you showed up
DON'T BECOME ADDICTED TO MEMES
>>63899569
nah that wasn't it
I think Simmonds has afro hair.
He should grow it out sometime
>>63899671
wouldn't that make the helmet very hard to wear?
I will bless /hoc/ with this new meme.
Graciously accept my meme infusion, my brothers
>>63899812
>not having a hair buffer to prevent concussions
>>63899812
Are you a girl or a boy
>>63899883
that would be helpful yes, but an afro is like having a helmet of wire sponge.
>>63899980
gender is a social construct
Post spurdos pls, my collection is small and pleb
>>63900139
just like your brain then
>>63900236
>grease "bantz"
why dont you go post in some divegrass general or go to wwe or something
>>63900169
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
disgusting semitic ragscocks gtfo
>>63900271
for their "weakness" they sure get your riled up, lel, stupid.
>Rafalski will never grace your team with his presence again
Hold me hoc
>>63900387
literally what
>>63900236
>banting for no reason
>misusing a common meme
>pic is for ants
>being from grease
1/10, and that's only because I responded.
>>63900409
>so stupid he doesn't even understand
Hi where is Norge?
>>63900458
>being stupid
pity/10
>>63899866
someone photoshop >kane1 or >kane2 onto this plz
>>63900462
>grease so stupid he cant even form a coherent sentence
>>63900402
More like
>the red wings will never sign a decent free agent again
>>63900503
>not being white
Stinky smelly Turk/10
>>63900599
Richards is breddy gud t b h, Greene fits
>>63900658
>tfw richards will literally never come back to tampa
just fuck me up senpai
Listen up shitheads because I only want to say this once:
The Montreal Canadiens are the absolute best team in hockey, in any league, NHL, KHL, you name it. They are playing as one; each player can count on his linemate to be exactly where they anticipate and they are moving fluidly as a unit.
Simply put beating the Habs comes down to puck luck and capitalizing on scoring chances (though the Canadiens are top 5 in GA/GP) because a full strength Montreal team is just stronger and faster and better equipped than the opposition.
This isn't some home ice advantage gimmick ala 5th line, though Montreal does have very boisterous fans and a famed crowd, and it isn't because they are on a lucky streak.
This is when a coach and GM have assembled the pieces required to fit the scheme designed and it working as intended. This is when the cogs are all turning and the wheel is spinning. The watch face is ticking because each little intricate piece is doing exactly what it needs to do.
My question to you is a simple one at first but a difficult one when thought about:
Who can beat the Canadiens?
Who is the greatest hockey player of all time and why is it Brett Sterling?
>>63901016
The New Jersey Devils.
MÆG AMËRIGÁ GR8 AGÆÑ
>>63901104
>not STAMgoat
>>63901016
The Oilers
>>63901257
that was a tactical loss to keep them from getting the first pick
>>63901234
>Goes to the Final
>Scores 0 (zero) goals
>Loses
>The greatest hockey player of all time
Please.
>>63901234
come on f@m, im a tampa fan and even i am ready to get rid of stamkos right now
>>63901303
>thinking you can stop the Oilers from winning the lottery
>>63901432
I thought they changed the rule and the oilers can only get #2 over all at most this year
>>63901505
Nope. They just expanded the lottery to the top 3 picks.
http://nhllotterysimulator.com/#/
Try it out
WHY IS THERE NO MORE >RAGS POSTING?
what happened to /hoc/?
>islels
>>63887767
Yea. He just needed based Kopi to pass him the puck.
>>63901815
We all gave up on good memes
check out my newest meme
>mfw the blackhawks rek u
Discuss
>>63902500
go away apehoop
>>63902500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEsxWiLnBrs
>>63901737
Next year's draft lottery thread is going to be great. It's probably going to use the exact same format (each team has an envelope with logo inside, opened from worst odds to best odds) but instead of there being just 1 winner with a gold card there is probably going to be a gold, silver and bronze card.
>tfw Daly announces your team won
>tfw the suspense of waiting to know if it's first, second or third
>turn to the basketball game
>the canadian superbowl apparently just happened
Why the fuck is the /cfl/ championship before November?
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
Who /CityofChampions/ here?
>>63880895
I'd be embarrassed by this, but just remember the cast for the movie Predator, a movie about soldiers fighting an alien contains two former state governors and one senate candidate
>>63902871
Gotta do it before all the fields get covered in 3 feet of snow.
>>63903319
and the cast for the movie bedtime for bonzo has a two term president
>>63902871
If they held it later, it would have to compete with NFL playoffs and the Super Bowl. Also, I'm assuming the weather has something to do with it. A football game in Calgary (which has an outdoor stadium) after November could be pretty fucking cold.
why has /hoc/ been so dead since the season started? It was more busy during the offseason than it has been the last few months
>>63904310
u fagt u broke my compute \r
>>63904136
summer ended
>>63904136
Because it's literally cancer
>>63904828
Mostly this.
Sippin' coffee and eating porridge family
Just give him the Hart trophy already.
>tfw the stars are unstoppable
>>63905183
new beans where
>tfw its slow and you unfilter a minimized post because youre curious
I wont be doing that again soon you stupid tripfag
>>63905183
not even the best team in hockey fella
>>63905159
I thought you liked estonia
>>63905180
>6 weeks
Ouch
>>63905338
Stars-Habs Stan Lee Cup final would be pretty based tho
>>63906675
>Canadian in SCF
lets not, i dont want to see more cities burned down
>>63906877
I do. Good excuse to remove kebab
>>63904367
>safbf
>>63906988
>iiwstbhuac
>>63906988
Sad as fuck but funny?
>>63907099
Literally no idea.
>>63907258
>salty as fuck blackhawk fan
>implying i would support the blackhawks under any circumstance
>>63907258
the dankest offseason meme f@m
check out my new meme guys
how do you fix the ducks spee
>>63907796
Make them mighty
>>63907774
I like it. It makes me happy
tfw I just bought a publix shirt off ebay
>>63907957
This
Also bring back Teemu
>>63907796
>>63907957
Yeh, incorporate some flying V's and knucklepucks.
>>63907774
I like dis
I could use a Stars giraffe t b h F@m
>>63907957
But then they'll start losing to the flim flams
>>63907796
make the tickets cheap again so fans can get excited
I wish smuk_anok was here
new meme hot off the press
>>63909296
I like this meme desu
>>63902809
it's very interesting. having more chances to reward a team that was competitive all season long but missed playoffs at the end is nice too. can't wait to see the winners, it could have a very big impact on some franchises
>>63909296
I actually forgot to add the meme
>oops
>>63909296
Favorite new meme desu, you like my version of it?
>>63909384
i got you senpai
>>63909443
>that blue jackets logo
kek
>>63909384
its shit. this one is better
>>63909494
dank as fuck, do you mind if I save it?
>>63909634
pls leave
>>63909678
fugg
>>63909296
now that is a DANK FUCKING MEME
you all dont know shit about memes, check THIS out
I know it is very early but what is going to happen to Zucker on Feb 18th??
Note: Draisaitl was not in the first meeting and could likely be in The Hague before Feb 18th
>>63909678
MAD
AT
MEMES
>>63909870
this is the absolute proof that publix fags are retarded. it was my meme and he asked if he could have it. I was not going to let him kuck me so I did not let him have my meme. go fuck a shitty sandwich
I'm glad that fat pedophile master of dubs left 2bh
>>63909935
>nobody even mentioned publix
>youre still getting mad at a sandwich
These threads are so fucking cancer holy shit.
Is anyone here to talk about hockey?
does anyone here even watch hockey?
I wish we could make Canada only threads.
>>63909246
I made a poll a few weeks ago and the majority of voters didnt want that glorious memester back. I wish I could have seen the results by country because I am sure it was all canadians who only want to shitpost about how their irrelevant country is the only relevant hockey country.
>>63910010
>mad
>at memes
>>63909994
we all know youre a sandwich fag dumb frogposter
>>63910010
there was only one shit game today who cares? also you making this post is giving these stupid faggots exactly what they want
>>63910032
stopped reading at poll. nobody cares about your strawpolls it takes 30 seconds of work to manipulate them
>>63910032
Seems like someone is mad at Canada
>>63909971
I thought he was a brony not a pedo
>>63910032
smuk we know that was you who made the polls. I know youve been posting here, ive called you out on multiple images with filenames that only you use. just put your name back on, nobody is going to bully you that hard
>>63910123
chubs is the pedo, smuk_anok is a brony and feminist but /hoc/ loves him anyway
>>63909971
as a wild fan we will never recover from the legacy he left, it pains me to this day
Also we may never win a cup, but as long as I can pay $15 to get into the xcel to watch the state tourney ill be comfy
>>63910010
Canada the reason for the cancer amigo.
Would be nice if we could just have American-Scandinavian-Finnish threads
>>63910177
>loves him
>sends him hate tweets and doxes him so he never comes back
>>63910123
Kikel is the brony, chubs is the pedo
>>63910187
>as a wild fan we will never recover from the legacy he left, it pains me to this day
>as long as I can pay $15 to watch children play hockey ill be comfy
>>63910177
how /hoc/ is mad at a ponyfag that was the rembrandt of memes ill never know. I mean were they really expecting him not to be an autist? The madman churned out memes
>>63910187
does your HS alma mater play in the tourney? do people bandwagon high school teams?
>>63910209
Those threads would be pretty funny desu
>which Canadian player is your favourite
>>63910323
Stammer is my favorite Canadian player
>mcmeme was hurt on November 3, 2015
>it is now november 29, 2015
>jack Kikel still hasn't passed him in points
>>63910299
no, they arent that good. We made it one year for a first round exit but got the day off of school, was fun. I don't think they have made it back since then, was like 7 years ago.
>>63910251
>15-18 year olds are children.
I'll bet you would watch junior teams play in a NHL arena for $15
>>63910282
stop samefagging your images are clearly showing that its you
>>63910471
I think the term for teenie boppers is hebeofile. Pedos fuck babies and shit
>>63910323
I'm a big fan of the best player in the league right now, patrick kane
>we are now going on 3 months since smuk_anok has posted on /hoc/
>>63910391
He's coming to Toronto m8
can we start a petition to bring smuk_anok back?
>>63910471
Yeah that's because CHL teams produce NHLers while only faggots with no future play high school hockey
>>63910633
where do i sign
>>63910556
>watching young talent means I want to sex them
>Pedos fuck babies and shit
Who would fuck anyone when they have to take a shit?
>>63910714
he is in /mlb/ now. He never posted in a gameday thread because shit gets too busy and he cant get all the attention he wants when there are games
>>63910648
>Bjugstad, Leddy, and McDonaugh were all faggots with no future
>>63910812
>>63910714
>>63910633
he straight up admitted he's never watched a hockey game before
>>63910881
just a bunch of overrated leastern conference shit
>>63910812
>>63910936
proofs?
>>63910881
Literally fucking who
>>63875185
>tfw from Detroit
>started watching hockey when I was 14 and for some reason I decided to choose Pittsburgh as my team
>been a fan ever since even though we have a perfectly fine team here in Detroit
>try and become a Wings fan, can't do it
Feels bad lads
>the shithole of dedmenton
>>63911022
>and for because they were really good I decided to choose Pittsburgh as my team
>>63910936
no he didnt, he was in every lightning->Rags playoff game
>>63910938
Holy shit can you just admit you are wrong?
You didn't say you wouldn't watch a CHL game in a NHL arena, just attacked the "State of Hockey" meme.
Then you call them leastern babbies. Of course the West will win another cup but that doesn't mean they don't have good players. Are Ovechkin, Price, Jagr, Karlsson, and Bergeron all babbies because they play in the Eastern Conference?
>>63911133
>people admitting they are wrong on 4chan
he's hopeless fami
>even fuk_ponek thinks publix fags suck
>>63911022
REEEEEEREEEEEEEEE REEEE RRRRRRRREEEEEEE
THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING NORTH AMERICANS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING
NOT ANY KIND OF FAN CULTURE
SPORTS ARE NOTHING BUT PLASTIC ENTERTAINMENT TO YOU
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE 'JUST DECIDE' TO ROOT AGAINST THEIR OWN CITY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RREEEEEEEEEEE
>>63911209
this tbrqhwyf
>>63911082
well, it only made sense
>>63911133
>Are Ovechkin, Price, Jagr, Karlsson, and Bergeron all babbies because they play in the Eastern Conference?
Yes desu. Karlsson would get exposed in the west. Bergeron wouldn't get his dick sucked for his defence as much if he was out west. Price is a meme goaler. Jagr's points per game is lower when he plays for a western team vs. an eastern team. Ovechkin is the only good one there.
>>63911209
I know, please forgive me for my transgressions
>>63911013
Minnesota doesn't produce top talent, it is known. I mean Erik Johnson was a shit first overall pick. But it still produces good players that sometimes are on the top line but mostly 2nd-3rd line players that fill a team out.
The other mild and USA fans are retarded, Canada produces the best players but why are you mad the US gives them 24 teams to play NHL hockey for?
>>63911253
smuk_anok let the publix meme grow on him though, he made quite a few publix memes without anyone asking for them
>>63911327
delicious
https://youtu.be/OKBGIvCvokw
>>63911356
Who is a better goaler in the West?
Karlsson would but he could still be a good forward..
You sound like an ass-blasted oilers fan.....
would you watch a CHL team in a NHL arena for $15?
>>63911430
he's also fucking gay
>>63911515
>support for an entire nation is stronger than support for one city
Wow who would've thought
>kongs don't know that they're the Blackhawks vegeta
>>63911597
Where do you see support group of an entire nation in that video?
Except Canada's lel
>>63911515
>yuro hockey is so unskilled and boring the fans have to light flares and choreograph dances to fight the boredom
Pathetic
>>63911692
okay but the video is clearly cherry picked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc-7La84k3g
>>63911527
>Who is a better goaler in the West?
Depends on the season. Ranking goalies is really hard
>Karlsson would but he could still be a good forward..
I bet Karlsson would actually produce less if he moved to forward. The way an offensive defenceman attacks the ice is different than the way a winger or center does
>You sound like an ass-blasted oilers fan.....
And yesterday I had people calling me a habs fan
>would you watch a CHL team in a NHL arena for $15?
CHL teams have 18, 19 and 20 year olds so there are reasons to attend other than being a pedosotan.
bros can anyone give me the percentage and or ratio of the leafs making the playoffs and winning the stanley cup?
thank you
>>63911692
Why would fans fly their national flags and wear the national colors if they werent supporting their national team?
I dont wear a USA sweater when I go to a game vs the Jest.
>>63911900
Z E R O
E
R
O
>>63911900
I believe it's 0.00%
>>63911925
Vegas standings say 100%, but I've been doing some math on my own. I've been coming up with 0%
>>63911966
dumb phone poster
so the general consensus here is we hate Canuck fans, right? I actually completely forgot about the riot, and looking back holy shit they are the fucking worst.
>>63911900
.000000000000000000000000000000% + the square root of zero.
>>63911925
http://www.vegasinsider.com/nhl/odds/futures/
>>63911900
Not looking good desu
>>63911981
are you fucking retarded?
>>63912025
>>63911934
>>63911926
fuck this gay earth
>>63912037
never tell me the odds
>>63912033
>reply to the wrong post
>get mad when they call you dumb
maybe I replied to the wrong post :^)
>rags
>>63911835
1. didnt answer
2. so he would be good on any team as a defenceman?
3. so you are just mad <50% of NHLers are canadian?
>4. the CHL doesnt have 16 year olds
still not answering. Anyway you are admitting you would watch CHL teams for $15 which I respect. What I dont respect is the CHL draft, forbidding players from playing in the AHL etc because some canadian jew wants to line his pocket. Why cant a 20 year old who is not good enough for the NHL be forced to play against 16 year olds (which you left out) and hamper his development? Does me wanting to watch a 15 year-old patrick kane (will never happen) play in a high school tourney make me a pedo??
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