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NAS:Juuse Saros to make NHL debut vs. Buffalo
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will face Oilers on Saturday
PHI:Wayne Simmonds has three pts in win over NYR
CLM:Dubinsky gets one game for cross-checking Sid
EDM:Oilers activate Justin Schultz off IR
NYR:Antti Raanta is in goal vs. PHI on Saturday
COL:Tanguay could play on upcoming trip
TOR:Bernier to get start v Caps Saturday
FLA:Jagr does not finish Friday night's game
MON:Report: Carey Price (knee) out a month
CLM:Brandon Dubinsky to have hearing with NHL
DAL:Tyler Seguin has assist and SO winner vs. VAN
nth for bolts bandwagon
>>63863978
>>63863978
>>63863978
bolts v iles
I gotta say, I feel for you finnfags for having so many finnish goalies in the league.
Watching Swiss goalies is the toughest for me, I never want to see them make mistakes.
>>63864069
Blaah blaah blaah.
Harden the fuck up m8
good thread so far
>>63864115
based. i dont know what this webm is but the filename makes me want to post it
>>63864126
i agree desu
> Bernier
> NHL goaltender
fucking christ bernier just fucking retire
>>63864203
Wow what a cückold
>>63864214
yes he is. did you forget to type the sentence after that where you make a point or do you just greentext facts all the time
>>63864115
you don't understand man
you ever cheer for a surprise bag like berra, it takes a toll on your heart
>>63864241
kys my man
>>63864106
>power rankings
>it isnt a power ranking
wut
ho1tby
>>63864233
eat a dick you massive faglord
>>63864214
>>63864227
>>63864288
make a gamethread nerds
>gaynada
>>63864244
Honestly, you need to understand that everything will most likely be shit so anything positive is a nice surprise.
Or just stop being a bitch is also a good way.
>>63864288
I obviously meant this faggot>>63864267
>>63864314
>Or just stop being a bitch
no
>>63864348
thank you. you forgot to make it the official one though you dont want any imposters out there
>>63864382
if nobody posts it won't matter anyway
how long until binland goes the way of sweden and all of them disappear from /hoc/?
where is he
>>63864288
>posting your own country getting BTFO
lol you're the new Louis CK
>>63864401
I'd watch it and post with you but it looks like its on nhl network so I dont get it on gamecenter I guess? post a good stream and I'll watch 2 games at once
>tfw your apartment provides cable for free and you get every channel you want but nbc sports and nhl network
>the only 2 fucking channels that show hockey
>>63864432
I hope never.
Talking about hockey with Canadians is the worst.
>I cant be retarded about hockey, Im Canadian.
Shaking my head, Gordons.
>>63864493
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/3un768/game_thread_capitals_at_leafs_700pm_et/
>>63864518
I'll be there lad
>>63864565
I hate people like that (the person you posted). I know him but I can't for the life of me ever place where. Even if I find out I'll forget because they're so irrelevant while being memorable.
>rags
>>63864515
Canadians are the premier source of hockey talent and knowledge and there is nothing your overweight minority ass can do about it, sanchez
>>63864594
well if you would read the filename his name is steven brody stevens. he's a comedian that had a tv show on comedy central and suffers severely from bipolar disorder. he's pretty much the best hypeman for a comic in hollywood so if you've ever seen a good comedy show he was there and was the hypeman before the comic went on
>>63864623
thats like saying americans are the premier source of football knowledge. sure most americans know more about football than everyone else in the world but its also way too popular in america so there's no way to tell if you're talking to a smart one or just a casual.
when you see a canadian flag they might just be some fat ass that watches hockey since he's from canada rather than someone that actually knows what he's talking about
>Not bad enough to pick top 3
>Not good enough to contend for a playoff spot
>Cursed with eternal mediocrity
End my suffering.
>>63864845
Carolina still has a team?
>>63864845
Sports is suffering. Even if you were good enough to contend for a playoff spot you'd be unhappy about not contending for your division or the cup after a year or two.
>>63864845
fluking a stanlee cursed the franchise
>>63864623
>now let me tell you all the reasons the Babcock Leafs and McDavid Oilers are going to win the cup in 2016.
>>63864916
I would've thought the hockey gods would've blessed us for cücking the Oilels, but no such luck.
>>63864915
The franchise has been ass since the ECF we made in 2009. Raleigh would throw a fucking parade for an 8 seed Canes team that gets swept out of the first round, that's how long it's been.
>>63865054
who are you quoting?
>>63865095
you and the other canadians on this board 3 months ago
>>63865130
no need to delete it we wont bully you that bad. what's your team le weed country man?
>>63865172
no worries, I just realized I posted it in the wrong thread
>>63865157
also, flylels
no bully
>>63865123
literally nobody said either of those things
>>63865227
lmao grease already asking what montage
fuck the flyers whyd you choose them? Although i live in philly here's my view of the football game tonight
>>63865266
not him but you are wrong. there was a ton of babs cock sucking going on but half were probably hongcouver fans
Nashville Predators Hockey Club
>>63864641
I read the filename and even remember liking him but that's all I can say about him despite his face being annoyingly memorable. Tbh, I'm just being autistic and have nothing against him just my brain's inability to remember him better.
One thing I really like about Ovi is how happy he seems when his teammates score. He seems genuinely excited for them.
>>63865407
he's a nice man
>>63865307
It's an eastern team which is kind of a prequisite for europeans if we want to watch any games at all.
I also liked their play style, their passionate fans, their intense rivalries and to be honest family, I like the fact that they're kind unpredictable. Teams that only win will spoil you, and teams that only lose are depressing. They have a nice future now too so I don't regret my decision.
malkin just scored one of the sexiest goals ever. the closest competition is his last sexy through the legs goal
holy fuck he just scored again too
>>63865307
REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU TEMPLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEE
Is ISIS at the Pens arena?
>>63865508
SEXY AS FUCK GOAL #!
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CU8SPeYVAAAj5Zn.mp4
just a slapper goal number 2
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CU8SYWBUEAAPWZy.mp4
>>63865475
>passionate
you know and I know that's codeword for baboons.
The Devils have the best hockey fans in the u.s.
>>63865508
Tbh it was pretty sweet, thought you might have been overselling it
>>63865475
not bad reasons I suppose
>>63865521
I go to drexel I'm pretty sure I'm the only /hoc/ poster that lives in downtown philly
>>63865600
I need temple to lose so USF will go to the conference game. Too bad uconn is shit.
>>63865555
>HE COMBINED A SPIN O RAMA
>AND A BACKHANDER
>SEXIEST
>GOAL
>EVER
man pens fans are really hurting for something to brag about huh?
>>63865350
hey
>>63865627
oh youre the usf freshman fag that spams sandwiches. no worries I hate uconn hail to pitt
>>63865679
Im a junior f@m, also no need to be upset at sandwiches
>>63865650
youre welcome to find a better video than me since I'm watching it on tv and didnt record it.
the way he got the puck in that situation is he lifted the stick of the oiler from behind then created a one on one with the other defender and then did the video that I posted. you can be mad at nice goals I guess though
>>63865475
>teams that only lose are depressing
ain't that the truth
Isles/Bolts seems kind of meme
>>63865762
tons of games are gonna be meme in the third period tonight. more than half the league is playing the second part of a back to back tonight and obviously backups are in net
>>63864126
BENIS :DDDDD
>bernier
Preds score 4 seconds into a power play. Thats what i'm talking about. Mike Fisher.
>>63865724
Chara did a very similar move a few years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2xiKPW4uYY
>>63865828
dat Neal pass tho
/hoc/ how can one Descharnais be so german?
>>63865794
>Giving the Caps multiple PP.
BERNIER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63865844
yes but malkin was backchecking on the play and stole the puck from the oiler cleanly and then did that. malkins was also 1on1 which lets us meme on fayne even more than usual
how can one debnt be so unpaid?
>>63865828
Secondarily pulling for your Preds until my team stops being shit. Forsberg is dope.
>>63865881
>>63865772
hi. stop posting the same thing in multiple threads. you will not get upvotes here.
>>63865903
lmao look at this bandwagon pussy ass faggot
that laffs are again losing solely because of bernier
he'll be loved if they draft matthews
>>63865922
literally kys my man
>>63865943
downboat
The goaltending tonight is shit tbqh
>>63865854
>BENIS :DDDD
eberytime binland
>>63865943
downvote
>>63865943
downvote
>>63865943
downboat
>>63865943
downboated to oblivion
>>63865960
>>63866009
>>63866010
>>63866016
>>63866031
literally kys my men
>>63865903
Who is your team? Are you the Hurricanes guy posting here?
>>63866119
nice meme my friend
so how can one man's career go down in flames like bernier's did
>>63866156
> be a frog
> don't give a fuck
ez
if Juuse Saros is any good i hope the Preds keep him and send Hutton down. Then the preds will have the ultimate >Finnish goaltending tandem.
>>63866268
Dallas already started that meme
I'm rethinking hating arabs. One just bummed me a cig
>>63866310
Careful it doesn't explode in your face or has some poison on it
>>63866310
Now you have to pay the jizya
Ya blew it
>>63866310
It's a bomb desu
>>63866310
I bleached it Demarco
>>63866310
A very small minority of Arabs are actually pretty decent. There's one in the tobacco store I frequent who always I always talk shit with about sports with me and other customers.
>>63866294
>Pekka and a guy whose dad is named Pekka
Dallas wishes their tandem was as meme as the Preds
>>63866381
KIWI
I
W
I
>>63866381
why is this monkey so fucking smug did this nigga hog all the head lice
>>63866268
gotta admit the guys name is cool
>>63866381
lmao
>>63866327
lmao look at this fuckin monkey
>>63866333
>>63866338
>>63866362
>>63866366
well I made it all the way to the beer store and back after smoking it so hopefully it works slow enough that I get to watch the rest of the games tonight
>>63866371
yeah he was cool we talked for a minute
>>63866524
shut the fuck up you arent funny americatlyn
>>63866381
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT LMAOOOOOO
BASED NEW ZEALAND
>>63866524
>tfw someone posts your OC
>>63866371
>A very small minority
They're all cool up here senpai
Is Drake a hokkei fan
>>63866596
>binland
>top memer
pick two
>refs reviewing plays on a tiny babby tablet
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>63866619
Bettman tb h
>>63866619
dont they have a tv at the scorers table and they watch it over there?
I'm fine with the no goal call.
>>63866631
at least give them a real TV though
>>63866647
seems like it's just a laughably tiny screen
>>63866594
Looks like you got most of the fun ones, then. I worked in a pizza place owned by Arabs in the past and they literally never trained me for anything in the kitchen, even when I asked. The worst part was getting yelled at every day for not knowing how to make a pasta when nobody had shown me how to do so.
Why is there enough time from the call of a penalty to throw in a few ads?
Why don't they get the game restarted as soon as possible? A period only lasts 20 mins.
>>63866706
holy lel
>>63866680
Typically you boil water then add pasta til it's tender
Then put sauce on it
>>63866680
>for not knowing how to make a pasta
don't worry, anons here will be delighted to teach you
Jason Pominville has scored a goal
Arvidsson is going off tonight senpai.
>>63866713
the ads are a curse
seriously, jokes aside, it's not the fault of the u.s. people. they suffer it we just observe it.
>>63866713
There are specified timeouts senpai. It would have only had a commercial break after the penalty if it was one of those designated times.
>>63866724
well you forgot to add salt so you fucked up
>>63866724
>>63866728
I know how to make basic pasta, but I'd get bitched out for using too much or too little sauce, not putting it in the oven with the pizza on the same order, and shit like that.
You know, shit that could have been a non-issue with a 15-second explanation of what I'm supposed to do.
WHERE THE MEMES WHERE THE MEMES WHERE THE MEMES AT
YOU BETTER POST THAT IF YOU GON' MAKE THAT
>>63866755
srs though, why do they take a random 1-2min break in the middle of a period? Is it purely so that some ads can be played?
>>63866793
yes, it's actually in the rules, in the 1st and last period i think....mandatory breaks for ads.
>>63866762
What determines these time outs? Is there any specific criteria to trigger it or designate it?
>>63866810
jews
>>63866793
the times when a game goes to a commercial are predetermined so the home team cant call commercial breaks when their team just got called for icing to give their guys extra rest.
typically its
>first whistle after 15 min
>first whistle after 10 min
>first whistle after 5 min
if a goal is the cause of the whistle they dont go to a commercial and will do the next whistle afterwards. some other whacky shit happens but I dont know those rules
>>63866803
>>63866828
>>63866832
>Mandatory commercial breaks
wew lads. North American sports are weird.
>>63866862
like everything in capitalism, it's great but capitalists ruin it.
>>63866793
they shovel the ice at some points in each period which is when they play commercials, but they also play them at other points
>>63866862
itss why people like our jerseys and they feature the team logo on the chest so you can wear it proudly.
at least we're not british soccer teams wearing american car companies or arab airplane companies wearing their logo in the front and center of our jersey
did you catch the manchester united chevrolet's game this week?
>laffs
>>63866832
pretty sure it's 14 and 7 not 15 and 5
>>63866909
I'm all for meming but pelase focus memetry towards Bernier
>>63866918
yeah I knew when I was typing it it felt wrong because its usually only twice a period. I'll pay attention more and see which it is
>be yuropeen
>spending hundreds of eurobux on a fly emirates shirt
>supporting the "team"
lel
>>63866965
two sides to every coin
>Dullass sturrs
>getting shutout by a milkman
>who hasn't started a home game since January
>letting pominville score
Wew lads
>>63866948
I think you're right that there's 3, just not sure about the times exactly. I know 14 and 10 are right for sure but I usually don't anticipate the 3rd one like with those.
>>63866903
>tfw rugby fan
>tfw even national teams wear sponsors on the shirt
I mean thats a clear plus, I'll give you that. But the sponsors on shirts are nowhere near as annoying and obnoxious as these ads are. Its the main reason I struggle to regularly watch NFL. At leat here its not AS often or for as long.
>>63866965
what happens if you support the manchester united chevrolets but you drive a ford? I mean you still live in england so you might as well pay for an american logo jersey right?
better than some 2 minute commercials that allow you to leave and go to the bathroom and grab another beer amirite?
>>63867015
The NFL is a little too often imo, but I don't really mind commercial breaks in general. Gives me a chance to shitpost on /sp/ or get food.
http://www.ontariohockeyleague.com/roster/show/id/26731
Does he go first round /hoc/?
>>63867028
tbqh you dont need a commercial break in soccer when literally nothing happens for 30-40 mins throughout the game
>>63867046
The thing that annoys me the most is that these firms are really relunctant to change their ads up. You see some of these same ads throughout an entire season. Hell some of those geico ads have been around for years.
>>63866965
>>63867028
>Be north american
>Have such a short attention span you can't sit through a 60 minute sports game without being barraged by ads or going to get your 4th snack in 20 minutes
>>63867015
if you like sports in america you either like them or youre casual
>like sports
>buy nhl gamecenter
>watch every nhl game so you change channels during commercial
>buy nfl sunday ticket
>watch every game and change channel during commercial
>nfl is still the epitome of commercials
baseball basketball and hockey are better commercial wise, dont base your thoughts off nfl, everyone hates their bullshit
but if youre casual
>get 1 or 2 games on local tv
>sit there and watch it all
>be brainwashed by stupid commercials
I'm pretty sure bongland only gets their local games so they dont have the option to just switch for a minute or 2.
currently I'm watching 2 hockey games and a college football game
>>63867064
>height: manlet
no
>>63866989
>Second half of a back2back
>Stars are 1 - 300000 in the second back2back game
>Stars have a losing record against Minnesota in Minnesota
>Being surprise they are losing.
You should probably watch more hockey before you try to make a statement like that.
>>63867077
dont base your opinion on the nfl. they are able to charge ridiculous prices for 30 seconds of air time. during the super bowl it is over $2million for a 30 second commercial.
nfl plays to the dumbest of americans so there really isnt a need to get them to pay attention its just pounding retards with their brand name over and over again. no point in paying for another commercial when you can get the same one stuck in their head every single day
lmao, these refs hate Arvidsson
>m-muh Draisatl
Why isn't /hoc/ discussing Germany's real star player?
>>63866989
reminder that dallas has played a minimum of games against central teams
they're begging to get exposed
why does buffalo have a 5 minute power play? What happen?
>>63867169
>you now live in a world where the Islanders rely on elite goaltending and penalty-killing to win games
How does this make you feel?
>>63867157
nah I don't usually watch nfl other than the superb owl, mainly for this reason
it's the same in hockey though, I can't remember when "frog protection :^)" started
>>63867192
well either boarding spearing or buttending so someobody boarder someone
>>63867131
But they are the best team in hockey. The wild played yesterday too you jumbodumbo
>>63867192
https://twitter.com/TomAWillis/status/670795068178079748
>>63867214
it was none of those
>>63867200
PK has had its ups and downs, the bolts PP was just straight up brutal tonight
>>63867209
well then you're only watching the national broadcast of the game of the week or something rather than the local broadcasts that 95% of games are.
the national games on nbc will attract the meme expensive commercials while local ones are like the other 99% of american tv
Preds special teams are a mess
>>63867231
ah I forgot cross checking since the bad ones normally are along the boards anyway. forgot charging too which usually just gets called boarding also
The Condon broke.
>>63867180
They are a Benn-Seguin-Klingberg injury away from 5-6th in the division.
Also I wonder what the locker room was lime after Klingberg showed his true colors and killed Kari
>islels improve to 1-6-1 against the Atlantic division
>publixfags
>>63867355
What kind of horse is that? I have never seen a horse with fingers
SNES@Sparkledogs
>>63867391
>>63867391
>>63867391
>>63867410
meme of the night
>>63867410
I'll probably pop over there when the games entering second inermission end
>>63867388
Look up pics of baby/unborn ungulates (hooves animals) they have fingers, just they get covered by hooves.
That horse more plotting than smug
>>63867456
liar
Did the Islanders lose?
>>63867472
>/hoc/
>>63867562
2spooky
>>63867545
Nope!
Bolts continue to fail.
who /undefeatedinot/ here?
>>63865854
lol
>>63867562
>shitposters
>Actually - you can see the vestigial "dew claw" toe.. if you want to call it that - on all modern day horses. It's called a "Chestnut" .. and it appears as a callous like growth on the inside near the knee of each leg.
It still grows, like a hoof or nail would, and thus can be peeled or cut back with no harm to the animal because it's made of the exact same thing the horse's hooves are made of.
Either way - if you look at a horse's skeleton, you can see where the bones are. The hoof itself isn't a compilation of fused metatarsals (fingers) - it's essentially the middle toe/finger.. whatever you want to call it. The two toes that branched off the sides of prehistoric hippocampus et.al., those gradually reduced in size and fused to form the canon bone - which is basically like our Tibia/Fibula.
>>63867545
Nope. Beat the Bolts 3-2
>zatkoff
god fucking damnit
Crosbys just given up on life huh?
>>63867610
>this fucking nerd
>>63867638
memed the fuck out
>>63867562
Thats weird as fuck.
You a vet or a farmer or both?
>>63867659
trade confirmed
what are possible candidates to receive crosby?
>>63867633
>>63867606
oy Fishsticks, how's it hanging man?
Chloe is a perfect choice to post with everything
Chloe goes with everything
shorks/flams where
>>63867701
I think the rumor before he re-signed was that he'd only want to go to Montreal
>frogs
I thought >we shit the bed last night, but that's a nice meltdown you got there, Hasb.
You guys should try turning it into a melt sandwich ;^)
>>63867701
I can see Montreal making a major play for him since they want to go for the cup this year.
Maybe something like McCarron+Hudon+2 firsts
>>63867688
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/foal-hoof
>Nature is of course, incredibly beautiful. But occasionally, it’s kind of gross too. What you’re seeing is the foal's hoof covered in a soft rubbery layer, called the deciduous hoof capsule. The capsule protects the mother's uterus and birth canal from the sharp edges of the hooves during pregnancy and birth.
>Predators are attracted to the smell of the placenta, so it’s necessary for the foal and its mother to be able to move away from the birthing spot as quickly as possible - so the foal needs to have fully formed hooves at birth. During the foal's first venture across the ground the soft hoof capsules are worn down to meet the level sole, revealing the hooves we're used to seeing.
theyre basically hoof nails. he's lying.
>>63867701
both blues and nashville would love a 1C and have plenty of defense which the pongs need, so maybe?
pongs would also trade him out of the conference this way
>>63867770
>Canada
>Cup
>>63867701
>>63867733
>>63867770
>>63867827
please dont post hfboards things here. you know its not happening
>>63867733
Id be pleasantly surprised. I recall neither Justin Williams nor TJ Oshie wanted to join us.
does yellow listerine taste like vomit?
>>63867865
of course it's not happening, they should trade him though while he still has some value
>>63867836
Canada still has a better chance for the cup than the state of hockey.
>mild
>>63867884
if youre trying to clean your teeth why would you use anything with flavor additives you dumbass
>>63867964
I don't really pay any mind to that, I just bought some mouthwash
>It was 3-0
>Mild
>>63868017
would you buy cotton candy flavored floss? not to be a dick but this is why yuros think americans are dumb as fuck. american companies market bullshit things internationally and yuros buy it because hey if a successful american company makes it it must be good. the majority here might be stupid but we're not that stupid
>>63867980
Blots & Panthlels beeeeeeeeeeeellown the fuck out
>>63868081
Don't encourage grease
>>63868017
regular listerine is the best mouthwash if you do any research whatsoever. however scope exists and they have a partnership with crest, the largest toothpaste company in the world. therefore stupid people will buy scope since it pairs with their scope flavored crest mouthwash.
so listerine competes by making meme flavored products even though anyone smart will just use their unflavored stuff. listerine is also the best teeth whitening mouthwash if you were wondering but it also tastes like ass
Preds down 3-1 to buffalel. wtf senpai
>>63868177
fuck off weeb
>>63868177
Preds are having a rough go of it lately. Guys in the room need to step up and fix it. At this point it's all mental.
>>63868177
fuckin weeaboo
>>63868177
They can't kill penalties and then Saros remembered he was a rookie on the third one.
>>63867964
to freshen yo breath
>Mild
Goddamnit wild
>>63868067
>>63868151
I see
well I guess I'll go for the standard one from now on. though I didn't buy the yellow one cause it has a special taste, I just grabbed one that was close by
I thought Evander "The Good" Kane played for the Sabres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsBc6eY96UA
>>63868270
thats how they get you. companies pay to put their "special" products in the display case so that its more convenient for you to grab. dont be jewed by american companies learn to do it yourself
>>63868198
>being this new
desu i dont know what i expected from Americaitlyns.
>tfw much needed ot point
Jesus fuck wild
>>63868122
>Can't handle grease bants
Americaitlyns confirmed safe space seekers
>mild
>>63868627
So they're fleeing to Canada?
>It was 3-0
>mild
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Looks like Preds lost another one. Theyre close to dropping to 500 on the season. Embarrassing.
>Best team
>Most entertaining games
>go to christmas party
>your banter is too strong
>>63868947
its november
Who can stop us?
>>63869161
the >laffs
>>63869094
>having your staff party in december
>>63869183
Hemsky dubs confirm
>#CBJ coach John Tortorella, on missing Dubinsky: "We're not going to whine here. Pittsburgh can whine. Pittsburgh whines enough for the ..."
>"... whole league, so there's no room for any other team to whine. We just go about our business."
T O R T S
O
R
T
S
>>63869161
>Finnish netminding
Who can stop the Caps?
>>63869161
Only one man.
>>63869255
Torts hates the >pongs
>>63869255
Torts is the best.
>>63869301
probably no one
>>63869301
themselves
>>63869255
what is there to whine about? this was a clear suspension and the fucker only got one game. everyone knows dubinsky plays dirtyish and this is his first suspension just shut the fuck up
torts is going supreme torts mode right now
>teach them a new system
>HEY IT WORKS LOOK
>yeah because other teams arent preparing against it yet
>TORTS LOVES HIS FUCKING PLAYERS
>LOOK HOW MUCH HE STANDS UP FOR THEM
>3 months later
>torts throws his players under the bus
>le theyre not playing into my system they suck
>torts gets fired
>>63869364
>mad at Torts
>>63869161
>laffs
Oh wait, laffs would have to make the playoffs
>>63869389
oh no I love the memes you reddit sandwich poster. just dont understand how an ugly faggot can be fired for the same reason 3 times and he tries it again a 4th time
is this where we make fun of swedish goaltending?
>6 shots
>2 goals
>>63869491
>swedish goaltending
I will never get tired of the Avs playing the Mario mushroom noise when they get a player back when a PK ends.
>>63868773
It's like the shutout streak caused them to give up on taking dangerous shots. Nothing much the past couple of games.
>>63869532
binland confirmed for falling for bait. arizona's goaler is swedish not the snes you mongol
>>63869545
its pretty meme now. the minnesota niggerhoop team plays it for every freethrow made and I'm sure other faggots have taken it too. avs used it too GOAT status and other people tried to steal it
>>63869364
you forgot:
>His team fully buys into his system
>His GM makes good moves throughout the year and an excellent deadline trade
>Team wins cup.
It's happened before. You must be too young to remember
>rags
>>63869572
>rags
>>63869491
>less than a minute into the second
>18-6
>>63869609
dont you mean
>he gets a fuck ton of super high lotto picks and rides their back to the cup along with a hot goaler
>>63869441
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>doubting the best team in hockey
>>63869660
>fuck ton of super high lotto picks
Name one other than Lecavalier.
>Hot Goalie
Half of all Stanley cup winners are riding a "hot goalie". Bobrovsky has a vezina and certainly has the potential to go on a ridiculous playoff run.
>yfw the tortorella jackets win the cup
>>63869817
wouldn't mind it tbhfam
>>63869793
Bluesfag here can't wait to play you guys. I picked up Klingberg in my fantasy league last year when Shattenkirk went down and he helped me tremendously. I grabbed him again this year and I am definitely glad that I did. I'm really envious of what you guys have in him.
>>63869817
Cbus doesn't have the defense to win the cup.
>cuntlumbus
hello /hoc/ i have been away for awhile and was wondering; who are the biggest meme teams around here this season? biggest meme rookies?
Kane's 19 game point streak is the new record for American born players, only 33 more games to go to beat Canada's record.
>>63869803
ok
>andreychuk 16th
>clymer 27th
>cullimore 29th
>dingman 19th
>fedotenko fuck you he counts
>vinny 1st
>richards 64th
>rumble 20th
>sarich 27th
>stillman 6th
>svitov 3rd
>sydor 7th
>taylor 36th
ONLY 4 TOP 10 PICKS
reminder
>>63870073
>american record is less than half the canadian record
lel
>>63870123
what a shame no canadian has reached 17 games since canada super hero and legend pascal dupuis did in 2011
>>63870242
>even an ass tier canadian bust is better than the best American to ever play hockey
Lol
>>63870280
yeah and all the canadian players are just so fucking good they have chosen to not be good for 5 years
>>63870320
Scoring is down across the board, caitlyn.
Calm down
>>63870093
>svitov
He played like 11 games for us that year and didn't even score a goal. he's one of the guys that feaster traded at the deadline in a brilliant move for Sydor who cemented our defense with a veteran presence.
>Stillman
Another one of the veteran pickups that I credit to Jay feaster
>fedotenko
Undrafted doesn't count fuck you.
You're also ignoring the fact that this happened pre-salary cap so it was a lot more common for teams to load up for a playoff run like this. Go look at any team that won the cup from 95-04 and tell me that they weren't loaded with top end talent(by which the Lightning's were modest in comparison)
>>63870349
isnt it incredible how an american looks at canadian scoring being down across the board and says fuck you I'll score every fucking game for weeks?
>>63869817
I like Torts, I think he's a great coach, but the Jackets need some defense
>>63870320
>last 5 art ross winners
>Daniel Sedin
>Evgeni Malkin
>Martin St.Louis
>Sidney Crosby
>Jamie Benn
weird... none of them are american
Just got home from Pongs v Oil
I want off this overtime ride
>>63870380
Not really because he's not even close to the record even with weighted scoring
gg no re
>>63870395
An American has never won a scoring trophy
Not even once
>>63870362
you traded a first round draft pick for fedotenko so it counts. I'm not going to go full autismo and find out how many other firsts you traded for all the other players on the roster
oh you only traded svitov for another top 10 draft pick? sorry
>stillman
oh I forgot veteran pickups dont count on your roster
you asked me to name them and I did now fuck off casual and choke on a shitty sandwich
>>63870427
BTFO
T
F
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Will the Memening ever recover
brehs...
>>63870850
thats terrible defense x2 with pretty great exploitation
>tfw no qt shutout
>inb4 it was 4-0
Nvm lmao
VLASIC
L
A
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I
C
>>63870850
It's a good goal, kind of a typical defense move though. Will not save.
FUCK YOU DALLAS FUCK YOU.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR BITCH ASS GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND
is the QMJHL tougher than the WHL?
>>63871279
lel no
Frog hockey is for homosexuals
gg flims
>>63871292
listen i know this is /hoc/ but id like a non-meme answer
>>63871279
Nhl>ahl>ncaa
Power gap
Shit Canadian leagues
>>63871326
i was serious negro
>>63871326
he's right though
>mfw flyers are ELITE again
Just had a sandwich with Doritos stuffed inside of it.
How mad does this make you family?
>>63871340
>>63871365
so i shouldn't get too excited for a dman with 31pts in 23 games in the QMJHL? i was comparing him to other defensemen in Canada drafted this year
>>63871464
>tfw i used to eat ketchup sandwiches as a kid
not mad at all desu
>>63871483
>not eating mayo+sriracha sauce sanwich as a kid
>>63871465
Not really being a point per game in the q isn't really that special
>>63871464
those arent doritos
SNES ARE A FUCKING MEME TEAM
wake me up inside
At a bar, both games ended at the exact same time
>hasb
>>63871763
rigged
>>63871635
Its not like i haven't said that a million times already.
>Sens
Ultimate memers.
>>63871765
HAHAHA OMG SO TRUEEEEEEEEE
DOE
>>63871745
Fuck off, you were just in the SCF
You have no idea what feel is
>>63871813
based
>tfw the worst prime minister in our countrys history's son is running the country
>>63871818
>less than 10 years ago >we were the worst team in the NHL
You don't know feels until you're a fan of Tampa sports. It's just one big roller coaster
>>63871928
The Sens were the worst team ever in the NHL
The Sens had an allstar team the year of a lockout
The Sens scored an own goal to win another team a cup
you do not know real feels
>>63871909
>fairness and equality for all
Fuuuuuuuuuck. This OT could be fuckin nuts.
>>63871928
You just won a cup 11 years ago. Fuck off
>>63871928
Our five year rollercoaster cycle
>>63871989
also
>daigle
tfw your team lost on teddy bear toss
>>63872080
Don't remind me.
>>63872082
That's not a teddy bear.
That's an Otter.
>>63864845
still more cups than snes cantpucks and mild
>>63872082
at least the poor kids will have some toys for Christmas
>BLACK COX
>>63872099
>thowing bears
>tfw I offered the cop a pig since he didn't have a bear on him
>>63872156
>a whore supporting rape
Clearly she was touched as a child from her Dad or Uncle.
Blackhawks vs. Kings was game of the month. Eastern team babies pls go
>>63872244
tfw both teams will regress and miss the playoffs.
yfw da broons meme into a wildcard spot and win the cup.
you now remember only 3 teams have won the cup this decade
>>63872244
Agreed, always an amazing game between those two teams. It's fuckin' playoff hockey in the regular season every time.
or hey should we support pedos since canada's pm supports pedos?
pick em lads
>>63872384
Stars
Hawks
Kings
Coyotes
Canadiens
Bruins
Capitals
Pens
Quit the memes.
Will Patrik Laine go 1st overall in the draft?
Am I the only one who doesn't like the 3on3 OT?
>>63872459
I'm with you brother. 3on3 is too meme concept.
>>63872459
I don't really like it. It just turns into who can get the breakaway first
>>63872529
I feel like it's a bit too chaotic and results in often flukey or memey finishes.
>>63872459
>>63872529
>>63872568
>not liking exciting hockey
GTFO you goddamn hockey hipsters. 3-on-3 is exciting for the fans and fun for the players.
>>63872459
I don't like it, it's an abomination.
A funny one for my Finnish friends!
>>63872616
hi casual fag. blackhawks fan since 2012 right?
>>63872459
its literally designed for dumb niggers. dumb niggers dont even watch hokkei
>>63872652
No, but again, you're proving how much of a hockey hipster you are by using how long someone has been a fan as your go-to insult.
3-on-3 is exciting hockey. You can't tell me it isn't.
>>63872676
it decides a game winner. fights are exciting but the winner of a fight shouldnt decide a game winner either you stupid nigger
>>63872652
Hockey. Hipster.
4-on-4 is objectively better than 3-on-3.
>being such a contrarian you pretend to not like 3-on-3 OT
>>63872676
>>63872704
samefag
>>63872664
>>63872652
>>63872568
>>63872535
>>63872529
>>63872459
>you can tell I'm a real fan, I dislike changes to the game
>he likes 3 on 3 OT
>He posts cartoon frogs on the internet at strangers
you seem lost pal:
www.reddit.com
>>63872747
sup habsolutely
>>63872747
That's not at all what I'm saying you nitwit
I would prefer like they do in soccer to just do 3 pt for a win 1 for a draw. All the overtime things seem very gimicky to me and turn into a coinflip.
>>63872700
That wasn't my argument, jackass. My argument was that 3-on-3 is exciting, not that fights should decide games. That shit's a red herring.
>>63872787
penalty shots are exciting. lets just give each team a couple penalty shots too
>>63872644
curious. I don't think it's just in Finland though.
>>63872778
You want boring, predictable games? Watch soccer.
>>63872816
>reddit ruining the joke
well it was fun for just under 10 minutes I guess
>his team lacks the talent to win in 3 on 3 and relies on systems and obstruction to win games
>>63872805
What exactly is your argument? That 3-on-3 shouldn't be allowed because it's too "flukey"? And that because it's "flukey", that outweighs the excitement factor? If so, support that argument instead of continually bringing up red herrings.
>his team is too slow to win in OT so he cries about it on a Finnish sauna appreciation imageboard
PUBLIX IS PAYING THEIR 3 FAGGOTS TO PRETEND 3 ON 3 IS OK
>2 or 3 americans post publix
>1 canadian posts publix
>theyre all here now
>theyre all contradicting the rest of the world
>at the exact same time
>American and Frog """"""""""""""""""f"""""""an"""""""s""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Holy shit these niggers actually like 3 on 3 they aren't even rusing us, they genuinely enjoy watching it AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
WHOLE E SHIT THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
>>63872895
My team won it today (I'm a Stars fan). Doesn't mean I have to like it - I think it's too much of a fluke
>>63872904
Hockey. Hipster.
>Chicago & Montreal """"""""""""""""""f"""""""an"""""""s""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Holy shit these niggers actually like 3 on 3 they aren't even rusing us, they genuinely enjoy watching it AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
WHOLE E SHIT THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
>>63872923
stop trying to make fetch happen. its shit its never going to happen. I understand you got kicked out of reddit but youre definitely not allowed here. try sheekyforums
>>63872897
>liking 3 on 3 is the contrarian view
top wew
>>63872953
>if I say a meme it will make people think I'm right
Wait people don't like 3 on 3?
Why the fuck not? It's exciting and quickly decides a winner instead of passing it around in 4 on 4 before taking a shootout
>>63872961
>3 on 3 is so unpopular that the NHL changed the all star game for no reason
>>63872981
samefagging and repeat posting isnt going to convince us we're not retards that just go along with the majority.
What round do the habs choke in?
>>63872988
>The All-Star game
The game where nobody tries ever? Perfect fit for 3 on 3 because nobody tries during 3 on 3 Nice rapist dubs
>>63872988
yeah the best decision for sports is always what the retards who pay money for an allstar game want. maybe hockey should change to what your prime minster thinks too since he clearly has the majority of canadian opinions.
you know what the majority of people are women why do we even allow men to play sports. fuck the majority of teams are in the US why do we even allow canada to have teams
jesus christ the majority of men like to have sex with women why do we even let you live
>>63872993
Who's same fagging? I just got back and am reading the thread. Confused at why someone would hate fun hockey
>>63873024
>admitting that disliking 3 on 3 is the hipster opinion
Thanks senpai. What's your opinion on the two line pass?
ok sean and the publix fags have gotten enough responses. time to ignore their 3on3 shitposting
>>63872988
>its popular lets keep it
2 minutes later
>>63873054
>its hipster lets keep it
come on you cant expect us to be that dumb
>>63873082
>being illiterate
I enjoy 3v3 but only because my team hasn't lost whilst playing it yet
>>63866989
>you
>>63869491
>not being able to read a scoreboard
>Lindbäck ended up one of the stars of the game
lel
Yotes bro here, I was at this great game.
>seeing Boedkers hatty in person
when will the >rags trade lundpads? he's not ever going to win a cup as long as he's in jew york.
>>63873229
No one wants that boat anchor of a contract
>>63872897
I like publix but I don't like 3 on 3 overtime
>>63873276
That's because the blots are shit and stamkos isn't worth $8M
You get a hockey phenom nefew out of it
>>63873321
KANE PLEASE
>>63873321
Drai
Benis
>>63873304
>implying I didn't watch the bolts win the first ever 3 on 3
It was a cool novelty but it's meme as fuck
>>63873228
Hell yeah, I was at the last 2. You better have thrown your hat or else you're a filthy casual
>>63873245
he's still a decent starter and would make a great backup for an elite team with a definitive starter
>>63873357
>$8.5M
>>63873321
Leon PlZ
>>63873321
Pls no Phil
>>63873344
Lucky lady, lad
>>63873357
>A backup goaltender making an elite level salary
He's retiring in New York, nobody will take that contract
>>63873321
Rollin
>>63873365
>>63873404
look obviously they'd have to retain $4 mil, but they could also get a pick and maybe a prospect for him
>>63873343
>>63873370
>>63873378
>>63873404
Bill is getting lucky
>>63873422
>retaining $4M until 2021
Most >rags thing ever desu
>>63873343
>>63873370
>>63873378
>>63873404
Goddamnit phil is running a train on our sisters FUCK
>>63873370
Re-roll
>>63873321
KANE ME MOTHERFUCKER
>>63873422
>Paying 4M in cap space for picks and prospects
It would be cheaper to hire Messier to kek Gary into letting the rags get a compliance buyout
>>63873321
Rrrrrrrollin
>>63873321
DRAI PLS
>>63865650
It was an amazing goal you asshurt fuck
What's going on with the penguins? I thought they were supposed to be cup contenders.
>>63869255
Fuck torts
The guy hates the Pens because of the league "protecting" their stars yet Crosby is always concussed. He's a retard.
>>63873664
Their coach is Eakins tier
>>63872854
>that blood
dude wtf that's fucked
>>63873708
If they fire their head coach who could they replace him with? It seems like their windows is closing fast.
>>63873321
Come on give me a winner
>>63873321
I have three sisters so i'll roll 3 times.
>>63873321
please give me at least one winner.
third times a charm.
>>63873742
They've been extremely mismanaged. As bad as the Oilers have been, people should be complaining about the Penguins wasting Crosby and Malkin's prime years. When it comes to play acquisition (drafting, trading, signing) the Penguins aren't in the top half of the league in any of them.
guys I don't want to spoil your fun but phil kessel is far too autistic to impregnate this many sisters.
>yfw the sparkledogs win the cup
>>63873928
>tfw the sparkledogs win the cup and stay in arizona forever
>tfw canada will never win a cup ever again
Fresh from Mark's Facebook page. Pretty insightful.
>>63873982
le ebin nazi reddit meme xdddddddddddddddd
>>63873982
My fucking sides
>>63874013
>>>/triggered/
>>63869255
>pongs on pooicide watch
>rags
>go to kings game this evening
>repeatedly shout about how Kane is a rapist
>hilariously buttmad hawks fans get all bitchy
>kings come back to win in the third.
>wave goodbye to all the rape supporting hawks fans while they cry
Feels good man.
>>63873939
>tfw the sparkledogs win the cup shortly after doaner retires
>Shane Doan will never hoist the Stanley Cup
feels really bad man
>>63874192
>events that never transpired
>>63874192
i mean overtime whatever im drunk. chicago fans are literally in-denial bandwagoners.
>>63874192
>lying on the internet
>tfw no australian >rags gf
>tfw you have accepted dog as your lord and savior
>>63874212
>>63874247
'ya whatever bitch at least i didnt rape patrick kane's rape victims. like patrick kane did. which was rape. PATRICK KANE RAPED A CHICK AND PROBABLY LOTS OF CHICKS THAT HE RAPED.
When will Mike Yeo get the shoe?
>>63874269
proofs?
>>63874280
women wouldnt lie about patrick kane raping them sicko.
>>63874297
except they already did. check-mate.
>>63874276
>implying the wild won't win the cup this year
>>63874304
>Honestly thinking he's innocent
This BEANER has a point
>>63874388
DUDE
>>63874388
>IT'S 2015
>ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS
>tfw the stars win the cup
>>63874518
Oh hi there
>Season starts
>season goes to shit in the first 25 games
>blame the coach
>fire the coach
>hire new coach
>have maybe 1 decent year
>following seasons go to shit in first 25 games
>blame the coach
>fire the coach.
> _________
w-w-who else is an avs fan here?
>>63874584
why don't they just fire roy? seems like a buffoon.
>>63874639
yeah, Joel Quenneville was a buffoon too, then we "just fired him" and hes won how many Stan LEE cups now?
This team is poorly managed and gets poor effort from their players on a nightly basis. I've watch this team go through so many coaches over the last few years its just pathetic. But I guarantee they will just keep repeating the cycle.
Comments like "but we won 3 out of 4!" from Nathan Mackinnon just aren't a good locker room mentality. Especially when they go on to lose several more games and end up only winning 3 out of 7 or 8.
>"but we won 3 out of 4" - Nathan Mackinnon
Sorry buddy, excuses arent what we want to hear out of professional athletes. Even so, Roy will get the blame and be out of town soon.
>>63874698
isn't he part of the problem though?
>>63873228
how's the food at the arena?
Who is the best American pure scorer right now?
>>63874781
We have Tim Hortons and poutine
>>63874903
poutine in glendale? pics please.
>>63874864
Ovechkin
>>63874864
Larkin
>>63874989
are most swedes red wings fans?
>>63875059
Older ones, probably. I would guess most newer fans ("fans") follow the >rags.
With that said, there are some other "favorites" too like Chicago, Colorado and Boston.
I know one Dallas fan too.
>>63875115
do you have any sandwiches in sweden?
>>63875202
>1 post early
wew lad
>>63873321
Jagr
