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New Zealand 202 & 116/5 (37.0 ov)
Australia 224
New Zealand lead by 94 runs with 5 wickets remaining
Starc is officially kill
Afghanistan 162/6 (20/20 ov)
Hong Kong still to come
>tfw no skye gf
LADS
A
D
S
Why can't you bet on any of these fights?
Pretty fucking suss to be honest
>>63844403
someone in my grade took Skye to formal
Got a really big poo in the oven lads, it's just hit my first sphincter
Going to give it another few hours to build before I head off to a nearby restaurant
/f1/ told me to come here so here i am
>>63844460
the day's play ended 5 minutes ago lad
>>63844416
Fly > Bec > Perri > random germna
>>63844460
wait a minute I'm sure someone will get the BSA pasta for you mate.
>>63844460
But today's play is over m9.
Oh w8! There's a meme20 match going on but it's between minnows.
>>63844416
Rubbed so many ones out to fly as a kid
>that sci fi show where she had a computer in her head
hng
>>63844485
Sup Heaven. Long time no see.
>>63844460
BIG
>>63844485
I laughed so hard my delicious LRC milk went out through my nose
>>63844507
silver sun was indeed pretty based
>>63844460
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
is this low scores because pink ball?
>>63844541
kinda. The pink ball only works on a green top, so there was a lot of swing from the kiwis and Hazelwood, not to mention the damp air you get at night
are these dropped catches because pink ball?
Imagine being so unlucky you were born in poo peeland with poo-tier poo peeland "genetics" and were forced to poortake in poopular poo peeland "spoorts" like thugby yawnion. You would be eternally literally poorious with small man syndrome, a massive inferiority complex, and be on 24/7 damage control mode.
Should just commit pooicide desu.
is starc kill because pink ball?
BASED JOSH
>>63844559
I'd be ropooable
this sport looks dangerous
Sup guys :)
>>63844599
Why yes it is my Big Strong American friend! Did you know that today is the one year anniversary of the death of the elite and muscular Australian test opener Phillip "Phil" Hughes? He received an unfortuante blow to the head during a domestic cricket game just over a year ago and entered a coma, which he did not wake up from :(
>>63844599
They wear head protection
>>63844620
Don't worry m8. He'll "bounce" back soon enough
I think it's time for Brandom McCollum to retire.
>>63844707
Who else do >we have
>>63844745
unironically Kane in a few years
>>63844532
>spoonfeeding the fresh cunts
Fuck off
>>63844754
Kane is already in the team. I mean there is fuck all batting depth in NZ.
Coriander Son used to be a batting prodigy in high school now he's just a mediocre medium pacer who can meme bat sometimes.
>>63844756
>>>/out/ seething cunt of freshness
>>63844788
Seppos are fucking cancer, we should do what we've always done and tell them to fuck off.
Go suck BSA dick
>>63844801
literally poorious
>>63844745
Jonah Lomu
>>63844714
I think Lithuania has autism
Anyone know how to get around the anti-piracy shit in Don Bradman Cricket?
>>63844988
By buying the game.
>>63844988
Install gentoo
Sup, guys, this is the anon that went to Taylor Swift. I didn't take many photos, only during aongs i either like it went along with the crowd and took photos
It was great and living up to a 4channer, i didn't get laid and only thought about it. Here is a photo
>>63845106
She didn't invite you back stage? What a bitch
>>63845154
I wasn't close enough for her to invite me desu senpai. Trust me, even if she asked me to watch her fuck some BBC, I would even lick the fresh hot BBC cum from her freshly pounded vag,sadly she didn't invite me
Maybe next time she tours australia i will try and get better seats
>>63845227
>>63845154
>>63845106
Reminder that I am "literally" the only person here to get laid by a celebrity.
>>63845315
Which celeb senpai?
>>63845352
Erin Bell who plays for netball Australia.
Bonny Porter who featured on Masterchef the professionals.
Helena Moursellas who featured with her twin sister on My Kitchen Rules.
>>63845403
>those people celebs
Never heard of them desu senpai. They are cleberities as much as i am.
>>63845403
>celebrities
Nigga these aren't even Dancing With the Stars-tier
>>63844801
>>63844756
you exposed yourself as a newfriend by not recognizing the flagship pasta of the latest ironic pandering trend.
>be me last night
>at club, so fucking smashed
>walk outside, feel some need to empty one of my organs
>decide it's the need to piss
>whip my dick out right in front of the club in plain sight
>immapisshere.avi
>stand there for a good two minutes
>waiting to piss, but can't
>realize I don't need to piss but vomit instead
>calmly tuck dick away in pants
>bend over and vomit hard
>wipe mouth, walk back inside the club
>made out with some chick
Not shitting but thought I'd share.
>>63845403
what was bell like lad?
>>63845579
kek, not even him, but your an even bigger freshcunt if you didn't know au/sp/ moves from gimmick to gimmick extremly fast. in this case, pro-ironic pandering to neg-bsa shitposting, not that this is much of a gimmick.
The real freshcunts are the shitfags that cling to the memes of the previous weeks as if they were relevant in any way instead of creating and pioneering new ones. Poo peeland is literally the biggest example of this, trying to turn daniel into their own zeronoose and just replying in memes that they don't truly understand
>>63845965
It's pretty obvious that guy is a newfag since we never had Indian posters in 2012 and I don't think even in 2013, or maybe we had 1.
just saw a group of chinese tourists taking pictures of a hungry jack's sign
>>63845965
You have literal autism
>>63845658
>>decide it's the need to piss
>>whip my dick out right in front of the club in plain sight
>>immapisshere.avi
>>stand there for a good two minutes
your natural instincts kicked in
POO IN LOO
>>63846228
No, I've simply been here long enough to understand how the colllective hivemind of au/sp/ works.
>>63846141
Yep, I've been posting since 2013. Zerogoose was still pretty active then. I didn't follow au/sp/ though so missed a lot of drama like Mattposting and what caused it.
>>63845851
She was OK. I probably disrespected her a little bit at the time which caused her to move to Adelaide. Nice girl but a bit of an airhead.
>>63846370
>Missing the prime time of Zerogoose and /cric/ in general
>tfw you also started the "If X player was Y, he'd be Z" meme with "If Ian Bell was a construct made to hold water, he'd be Ian Well".
/cric/ was so much better back in the day
Anyone else remember the time we all took on trip-codes to mimic zerogoose, like tensnake and so on?
>tfw Connie used to be an interesting poster before he was jailed and then raped in jail and killed for drugs
Why should i live now m8's?
>>63846491
>nyone else remember the time we all took on trip-codes to mimic zerogoose, like tensnake and so on?
that wasn't even that long ago
>>63846414
I thought you were in melbourne in 2009 though RC
Why are Australians always literally furious?
>>63846576
I know ayyy, but more than half of these guys here wouldn't remember it
I honestly miss Goosey and his posts, they were entertaining and informative
We will ever reach the golden age of /cric/ again?
>tfw you were in the 1000 post thread as well
>>63846491
>taking pride in yourself for making jokes even 10 year olds come up with
I guess not having any social contact with adults and getting your dose of interaction from the internet does that to people.
>>63846691
sounds like you just don't understand the homour
>>63846891
Your meme a shit m8
poopeeland will NOT fucking beat us and you have got to be joking to even post it like there's a small chance of it happening.
>>63848241
Spoken like someone who has never invented anything but a tightly coiled poo on the road.
going to make some fresh webms lads
If you have any requests, just post a link here
>>63848952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J32ceDqF1A
>>63849105
absolute webman
>>63848951
After 3 years of research and intensive investigation, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Captain Rubber Smothie. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic injokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Captain Rubber Smothie.
>>63849432
>you were born too late to explore the oceans
>you were born too early to explore the stars
>you were born at the perfect time to witness the greatest meme ever made
>>63849474
you will notice the resemblance is uncanny.
>>63848952
Lots of wonders and blunders in this collection of clips. I was thinking of making some webums myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EhbCel0iRc
>>63849432
The meme that gave birth to my cric folder.
>>63849549
>1 hour long
wew
this should last a while
>>63849676
It's a gem of a collection, watch it if you haven't already.
Here's a game for you mates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzdGcOwFaJ4
>>63849738
I hate this webm so much. Why weren't the last three seconds or so cut?
>>63849839
because shit happens
>>63849872
i.e incompetence
>>63849738
There's a lot of stuff I haven't seen before in here, thanks lad
I'll work through some now
Will Smith score a century?
>>63845106
It seems odd that there is two of her and that they're gigantic and that they're missing the bottom half of her.
>>63850005
What went wrong?
>>63844801
Australians have been nothing but kind and hospitable to me, t b h f a m i l y
>>63850599
the west indies are the most based team
>>63850599
i kek everytime
>>63850656
West Indians know how to celebrate a wicket.
>>63850599
>even cricket is no escape from our big black masters
>>63851188
Merv was the fucking greatest
>>63850850
I love the smug frog impersonation in the background
>>63850189
based billy bowden.
Thank you elite muscular night shift. You are all an inspiration to the lavish fiction I'm writing about my adventures in malaria town.
>>63852038
>the lavish fiction I'm writing about my adventures in malaria town.
Intriguing.
We're here to critique it 4U if you feel like it.
>>63851267
Will this be considered 'over the line' in modern cricket? You don't see many cricketers engage in banter on the field. Or maybe it wasn't common back then either and this is just Merv being Merv.
>>63852443
nothing over the line about a bit of friendly encouragement
Merv would be tolerated by everyone but New Zealand purely because he was actually good at sledging. That "tickets please" line will never not be a classic
>>63852514
Getting tipsy m9. Didn't notice the file wasn't complete before posting.
What are you guys drinking?
Since I was gonna drink with /cric/ I bought Foster's tonight.
any of you lads like cricket?
>>63852443
too much? I'm going for a post-proto-gonzo vibe
>>63853017
can't say I'm a fan
>>63852884
just water tbqh
going to bed soon
>>63853017
Nah m8. I just go to watch every Test match played in Bombay because I have nothing better to do.
>>63853035
How often do you get banned?
>>63852443
It was 11:30pm. Late enough that the dual sheperds of television and alcohol had laid to sleep their flock of sheeple, and thus, I was psychically free. I had been adding additional Dawkinsian citations to my dissertical treatise on Atheism when I felt two itches: The first, like a burst of lucidity in a world run by fundies was a stricken message from my forehead. I removed my black velvet brimmed hat and upon the silver silk lining lay a darkened ring of sweat. Thoughtfully scratching my third eye, I considered the effort it would take to remove from these plebian minds their destructive beliefs. And my thoughts darkened with the knowledge of what the road ahead bade.
The second itch, it spoke from my lungs and I understood it's language only too well. It's Kanji, inpenetrable to most, was the unmistakable urge. With an unnatural fluentcy I grabbed my piece and placed it to my lips like some modern seppuku practitioner. As I inhaled the the bitter-sweet essence of mangosteen, the voice subbsided, my eyes focused on the reflected, stubbly chin the through Calligra Words glare and I realised, with clarity, that they were afraid. The blue LED on my piece waned as I exhaled; as if aware of mortality and the absence of an afterlife. I smiled and Richard's visage from the dust jacket stared knowingly at me. I placed my hands upon the visceral CherryMx keys, knowing that rest was not on the path to reforming this planet. And the morning offered new insights into genius.
*editorial note, might be a bit loose tßh ƒam
>>63853349
true beauty
>>63853349
Felt like reading a verbose version of a passage from The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra to me.
Not sure what someone who doesn't spend time on 4chan will take it from it.
>>63853615
>that catch celebration
seems dickish
>>63853615
>au/sp/ie goes to the stadium
>>63853739
All part of the Pee Pooland sportsmanship experience
They should have had more matches 2bh.
>>63853615
That's the one that's a Llong tier noball right?
>>63853875
who should have had more matches
>>63853931
the dude in charge of the pyre after the pack rape I'd imagine
>>63853931
This series between Aus and NZ has only 3 Test matches, doesn't it?
>>63853972
kek'd 2bh
>>63854006
there's another series in Pee Pooland in February or something, but PP reduced the number of tests in that because they seem to think pyjama cricket is more entertaining
Should be a more interesting game on their meme pitches though
>>63853615
G O O S E
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>>63854059
Aus in NZ would be interesting.
They could have had a GOAT tri-series between Aus-NZ-Ind, seven match bilateral series are fucking boring.
nighty night lads, see you in 8 hours.
>>63854248
Just checked India's tour of Aus has 5 ODI matches and 3 T20, still they should bring back the tri-series and forget about the bilateral series altogether.
>>63854260
Nighnight :^)
/au/sp RNT start line
---------------------------------
finishing up with the GOAT
I'm off to bed too lads
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
You now remember Andrew McDonald
>>63854463
There is a serious lack of streakers these days.
>>63854463
Richie's commentary was almost as good
>Nicholas says some shit about not being able to take your eye off a single ball
>"Well, I'll take your word for it"
will this test match be over today?
ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP
>leave Poo Peeland to me
who /Kate Collins/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClgjCXDrko4
Mai waifu
>>63862218
nah lad
Tyson Fury won the fight lads
Alright cunts, I just saw that decision and I'm ready to let off some steam.
Is S "Umpire's Call" Ravi the worst umpire on the 'Elite Panel'? I've seen double amputees give more decisions than this useless cunt. And I hope Nigel Llong uses his Man of the Series cheque in investing in a guide dog. Despite all the discussion regarding HotSpot(where there was a clear spot), it's clear just from the replay that there's enough indication that he hit it. Look at the seam of the ball in the slow-mo replay, it changes a fair bit after passing his bat, plus there's a visible deviation through the air. The fact that Lyon actually started walking says it all really. And I couldn't believe Llong dismissing the Hotspot as saying "it could have come from anywhere" despite the DRS tools pretty much existing on the basis of circumstantial evidence. Where else could it have come from? It wasn't a flash of heat, and there was no other contact with Lyon's bat and any other surface.
No complaints about Lyon, he has the right to stand his ground and even had the decency to walk. He's done nothing wrong. I haven't seen the rest of yesterday, but I don't think this decision has any effect on the apparently shambolic batting from New Zealand. But fuck me if it didn't play a massive part in bringing Australia back into the game. That partnership could define the game. But you won't hear any complaints from Captain Diplomat, who's probably giving Nigel Llong a foot rub and inviting him over to fuck his wife right now, because politeness is more important than honesty.
Absolute fucking farce.
>>63863747
>literally seething
Nah I agree with you. The "it could have come from anywhere" line was hilarious
>>63862850
Thank Jesus.
Can someone get this disgusting poo head out of here?
not very comfy waiting until 1:30pm for the day's play to start tb h
>>63864537
it depends Tbh. I can now do something in the morning without the fear of missing much, but the same time it feels a bit unnatural to wait til after lunch
Bat "technology" is the cancer that is literally killing the game.
Discuss
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>have to wait until January 12 for the first ODI of the summer
shaking my head to be honest family
>>63864944
only a small part of the problem
wickets are getting flatter every year.
Grounds (outside Australia) are manlet-tier
The Kookaburra and Dukes balls both seem to be getting worse every year as well
Oh and the general standard of fast bowling is dropping for all the aforementioned reasons. Australia and South Africa are the only two countries with acceptable standards of pace bowling. Pakistan might, it'll be interesting to see how they go when they play outside of Asia next year.
>>63855148
nope. it will finish by the end of day 4 though
australia will probably be chasing 220ish just before dinner
>>63864987
t. Casual Pty Ltd
>>63865010
delusional
Australia will be chasing 150-180 and they will finish it off under lights. There will be a couple of wobbles but they will knock the runs off comfortably
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>63865006
>Oh and the general standard of fast bowling is dropping for all the aforementioned reasons
I personally think the standard of spin bowling has dropped further than pace bowling Tbh and its for the same reasons as pace bowling
>>63865087
>I personally think the standard of spin bowling has dropped further than pace bowling
Definitely. Today's international spinners are domestic grade compared to 10-20 years ago
is this the designated /nrl/ thread?
>>63865087
>I personally think the standard of spin bowling has dropped further than pace bowling
It has but that's only because we just exited a golden age of spin bowling so it isn't fair to compare. if anything spin bowling has just gone back to the norm with a couple of really good spinners (Shah, Ashwin) and then a whole crop of average spinners behind them.
10 years ago you had Warne, Murali, Kumble & MacGill. There's literally never been anything comparable to that in the history of cricket. the 2000's was for spin bowling what the 80's was for fast bowling.
>>63865219
oh and then ofcourse there were guys like prime Harbhajan & Saqlain just behind them
>inb4 some poorious poo peelander tries to shovel Vettoldcunt into the equation
No. He was shit as a spinner in real cricket and would have struggled to make most Shield sides.
>>63865219
Death bouncer era when?
>>63865132
The other issue I have is I don't think australian captains really know how to bowl their spinners for maximum effect. Its why I'm glad they didn't pick SOK because smith would have split their time and they both would have had 10 overs each whilst starc and Hazelwood would have had 18 each. I think the australian mentality especially needs to change, from knock em over with my quicks and use my spinner whilst they recover to using the spinner in an attacking way and giving them a lot of overs.
People mocked Lyon when he couldn't knock the saffers over a few years ago, yet up until tht point he virtually was a defensive bowler tying down ends. Its the same when he goes on the sub continent. Australia will still pick 3 quicks and wonder why they can't build pressure on roads and then "blame" lyon for not bowling a team out.
So I think in australais case especially, its the captains from domestic upwards that don't use the spinners effectivly to further develop them
>>63865310
>le vettori was shit
I don't like this meme, I prefer
>watch out for le arm ball man
>>63865219
>kumshit
>better than BASEDajan or GOATlain
no lel. your bound to take a few wickets when your bowling 100 overs a game on dustbowls
>>63865057
but australia would have been all out for 150 yesterday if not for a DRS howler?
>>63864944
There used to be a story about Barry Richards being so bored during a match that he intentionally kept hitting the ball with the edge of the bat, and still hit everything for four.
When you look at the size of his bat back then that's just incredible.
>>63865310
kek, apart from Warne and MacGill your Shield spinners were spuds like McGain and Krezja. Stop deluding yourself.
Only a one-eyed idiot would put Vettori among the greats but he developed into arguably one of the top 3 spinners in the world between 2008-11. If he didn't play on objectively the worst pitches in the world for spin, and if he didn't have to single-handedly carry the team for years his average would be at least a couple of runs lower.
To add to the discussion regarding spinner qualities, I think T20 has a major role to play in the declining quality of spinners. You see so many spinners these days just firing in darts or giving the ball way too much flight because that's how you're required to bowl in T20 these days, and it's far easier to get a gig in T20 as a spinner than it is in domestic cricket. It's why you have guys like that 42 year old in the IPL who has never played a FC game of cricket.
>>63865334
1. The four horseman of the apocalypse (WI)
2. Dennis Lillee & Jeff Thomson (AUS)
3. Keith Miller & Ray Lindwall (AUS)
4. Curtley Ambrose & Courtney Walsh (WI)
<POWERGAP>
5. Dale Steyn & Morne Morkel (SA)
6. Mitchell Johnson & Ryan Harris (AUS)
7. Glenn McGrath & Jason Gillespie (AUS)
8. Allan Donald & Shaun Pollock (SA)
>>63865534
>no Agarkar and Zaheer
smhtbhfam
Might off myself after this test lads
>>63865534
woops, forgot 5 which is in the first tier
>5. Wasim Akram and Waqar Younis
>>63850929
>Chris Gayle will never fuck your wife
>>63865579
>forgetting Wasim/Waqar
>Miller/Lindwall
go to bed granddad
>>63865557
good one lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OqAPpVHV64
lol they checked the wrong delivery for the snicko and lbw for lyon
the one they checked has the ball going down leg side, not being caught by watling
Reminder:
T20>>Test>>>ODBORE
>>63865455
>Harbhajan didn't bowl on dustbowls
wew lad
>>63865487
kek
KEK
K E K
George HogGOAT is OBJECTIVELY superior to >le can't even spin the ball man in every comprehensible way
The ONLY reason that GODrge didn't play 100 Tests is because he played in the same era as Warne & MacGill. And even then he still DOMINATED meme cricket as INDISPUTABLY the greatest spinner between 2003-07.
>>63865660
kek
KEK
K E K
>Poo Peelian """"""""broadcasting""""""""
>>63865660
>2.01
>no spike on snicko when it hits his shoulder
KEK
>>63865694
kek
KEK
K E K
K E K
E
K
The ONLY reason Hogg didn't play 100 tests is because he averaged FIFTY-FIVE in real cricket and had a career average of FORTY.
>b-b-b-but muh WA!!!!
>m-m-m-muh BIG PLEB LEAGUE
KEK. Keep deluding yourself with that typical Worstern Australian delpoosion. It's the only thing preventing you from offing yourself in that barren failing mining industry shithole you live in. You worthless piece of shit. I bet you UNIRONICALLY think Shaun Marsh would average 50 if he played a 100 tests.
Too fucking bad. We all saw how mentally WEAK he was yesterday, and he failed just like I told you how he would all along. You know why? Because he's the same miserable, nervous COWARD like ALL WA players like Vogeshit and Johnmeme. LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD mentally strong you've had was Hussey.
Keep telling yourself Martyn, who's just as much of a deserting coward as Graeme Swann, wasn't a miserable fucking excuse of a """"man"""" like YOU and ALL other delpooded Western Australians. You dumb fucking piece of shit.
>>63865571
Pls don't senpai
What do you guys think of the mid 90s Suzuki Vitaras? They're girly as fuck but seem like an awesome option for beach bashing and camping
>>63865802
>get mad at australians
>start posting with the meme posting style developed by australians
why?
>>63865842
I'm not mad at Australians, it's just that this deluded piece of shit makes me LAUGH.
anyone have a stream?
>>63865660
>there's a mark on the bat, I'm not sure where it is coming from
kek
KEK
>>63865832
They're not bad. They did a good job with they new one and with the swifts, they seem reliable and economic.
>>63865674
that wasn't the implication lad, Kumble got a lot of wickets because he bowled more overs than singh.
>Shane warner: 149 balls/innings
>harbhajan: 150 balls/innings
>Kumble:173.1 balls/innings
>murali:191 balls/innings
Kumble and murali are stat padders Tbh
>>63863747
>I don't think this decision has any effect on the apparently shambolic batting from New Zealand
It did, to a certain extent. NZ would have come in to bat an hour earlier in better conditions if that had been given out. The delay meant they were starting up in the final session which seems to be hell to bat in.
>>63865867
it's still a retarded way to post tho
>>63865934
literally seething
>>63865867
kek
KEK
There is LITERALLY nothing more deluded than Poo Peelanders. Before the series YOU were saying 3-0 to PP. At the start of this Test YOU were saying PP would draw the series. At 8/118 yesterday YOU were saying PP would win and YOU were doubting BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR WINVIZ the entire time. YOU literally STILL think Poo Peeland has a chance in this Test.
kek
KEK
K E K
WINVIZ 1
Poo Peeland 0
>>63865893
>no mark on bat on downswing
>bat didn't touch ground
>mark after ball went past
I still don't understand why the broadcaster don't point at least one high frame rate camera down the pitch. Too often are there these inbetween frame decisions
>>63865977
poostern australia on pooicide watch Tbh
>http://www.baka.com.au/world/islamic-state-heads-replaced-by-rubber-ducks-courtesy-of-4chan-20151129-glanmi.html
>ausfalian news Tbh
mind the baka.com btw lads
>>63865987
>reason the ICC put 3rd umps commentary over DRS: to remove confusion and explain how the ump reached his decision
>actual effect: exposed the umpire as a complete fucking imbecile
>>63865987
>front on angle
>mark literally appears as the ball goes past
I'm just mad because this has literally (and I mean LITERALLY) cost >us the game. Sure, we should have been able to take out a number 11 straight after, but still.
Anyone else getting on the piss? I've had half a bottle of $3 red already
>>63865977
>this desperate apoplexy
holy shit, kek. There's nothing funnier than a seething Poostern Poo Peelian.
Don't get mad at me that your best "batsmen" are 35 year old failures m8. I'm just stating objective facts.
>>63865664
>T20>>Test
>tf
>tt
>od
>>63865893
>tfw banks aren't open
>tfw can't cash cheque from Cricket Australia
>>63866079
just eating weetbix Tbh
>>63866073
>I'm just mad because this has literally (and I mean LITERALLY) cost >us the game
Fuck off, no it didn't. Yeah, it's played a massive part but >we should have still finished the job and still unironically let a cripple hit 24 runs. And then >we batted like idiots under lights.>We had a golden opportunity with an injured Starc and >we blew it.
Don't be a poorturbed poo peelander.
>>63866073
this is probably even worse than Broad 2013 because that was partially Kikeal Kucks fault for wasting reviews as usual. This wasn't just one bad ump decison. It was TWO ump howlers in a row.
>>63866103
Suck a kuk u fat fuck
Why are Poostern Poo Peelians so delpooded?
>>63866124
>>we should have still finished the job and still unironically let a cripple hit 24 runs
I was fucking laughing when McMeme brought Craig on.
he was LITERALLY the WORST POSSIBLE option for that moment.
>le wayward off"spinner" bowling to a guy who is just going to stand still and meme wallop.
Alright lads, the real question should be, was it a howler of a bad decision by the orignal umpire to miss, don't forget he ddin't give Lyon out either
>>63866161
I will leave you splattered under my rascal scooter, senpai. I don't give a fuk.
>>63866202
Nah I thought it was fair enough, the knick was pretty hard to see in real time. The deviation was obvious in slow mo and on hotspot though.
off to the ground lads
kek
KEK
K E K
Snicko was literally rigged
>>63866202
No, I didn't really think it was out until the review.
>>63866193
The first two slogs were catching options tbf, they knew starc was just going to wallop but clearly underestimated him
Still a bad idea
How many bongs/bings till this meme paddle match?
Was picking 2 spinners justified?
Also I like Santner and I worry they're going to ruin him like Momeme. He has clear potential but it's too early to tell what his defined role is. I'd rather see him get as much red ball practice at home tbqh. >We don't need a spinner against Sri Lanka.
>>63866202
it was a bad decision by Ravi (who is a fucking awful umpire anyway) but the entire point of the DRS is to remove the howler
Instead the DRS reaffirmed the howler
There's two reasons for this. 1) Nigel Llong is an incompetent moron. 2) The 3rd umpire has a mindset of going into furious damage control of trying to defend the onfield umpires decision no matter what.
I have said all along (check my >leddit account for proofs) that the DRS system should be used to find the correct decision irrespective of what the on-field umpire originally said. With the current system the 3rd ump actively looks for reasons to ignore evidence from the DRS and try and support the onfield umpire.
THIS is the reason India does not use the DRS (look at the recent comments by Ashwin, Kohli last year etc) and I can understand why. In order to fix the DRS they need to change the way it is used AND hire specialist 3rd umpires. Using regular umpires as 3rd umps with the current system is unacceptable because 1) they have a clear conflict of interest and 2) they aren't necessarily the best people for the job. Being a 3rd ump requires a completely different skillset to an onfield ump. Nigel Llong (who is a decent umpire normally) is a clear example of this.
>>63866360
m8 this is a test match the next t20 isn't for a couple of days
>>63866296
that was clearly not out btw
>>63866370
>Was picking 2 spinners justified?
No. Let's not forget that Kane is a perfectly good off spinner, and even fucking Guptill looked better than Craig for those few overs he bowled. Wagner would have been way more useful, although Craig is known for being helpful with the bat so let's hope he gets a cheeky 30 in
Although at the same time giving a batting allrounder on debut the mantle of lead spin bowler is a bit much
>>63866296
he was just too far away from the microphone probably
pretty shocking that he trusted snicko more that hotspot
>>63866370
After Lyon came in, Boult and Southee should have been straight on.
Made no sense to bowl Craig against a guy with a broken foot.
>>63866376
I disagree, the original decision was a bad decision BUT it was not a howler.
>>63866376
I think the umpire's call meme is actually justified to a certain extent, because let's not forget that ball tracking is not 100% accurate, so if it's only just hitting then you can't really change a decision based on it
>>63866458
>Craig is the worst spinner to tour Australia
>>63866421
>Guptill
I seriously hope this meme will finally end. But knowing the coach, he'll probably play the home summer because >LE GET HIS CONFIDENCE UP ON HOME TURF XDXDXD and he'll buy his spot in the team for another year with a shitty 100 against Sri Lanka. Fuck Guptill, he's a mentally weak failure who's only good at meme cricket anyways. Fucking Craig has to go, that 53 runs he gave up can be crucial.
>>63866376
Still salty over that McMeme decision in the first test Tbh, >we still would have lost but it was so fucking obvious he didn't hit it.
>>63866458
McMeme is losing it. I don't see him lasting in the team for longer than 6 months tbhonest.
>>63866454
But like it's clear that the mic wasn't working because no sound with the shoulder hit either.
Moron should have realised that
fuck guys i'm literally getting so poorious right now the more I think about this the more mad I get
gonna go for a walk
>>63866370
henry would have been better than craig for bowling
we needed craigs batting though and that ended up being more important on the first day
I just have this feeling that Craig is gonna meme a 50 and save the game for us with the bat, and then continue to be selected as a bowler.
>>63866478
The dumbest fucking thing is losing your review for an umpire's call. Especially if it's something as marginal as this.
>>63866515
Wagner over Henry senpai
>>63866537
Yeah I think that's gonna change. I don't mind umpires call as a concept, but think a) you shouldn't lose your review, and b) it should be 25% of the ball, not 50. Remember, the ball only has to clip to be out in reality.
>>63866478
>I think the umpire's call meme is actually justified to a certain extent
I agree but NOT to the extent that it warrants more than 50% of the ball needing to hit the stumps
Lets take David Warner at Perth. THAT was a howler. It looked out live. It looked out on the replay. Eagle Eye had the ball crashing into the bails but it was not out because of 50% meme.
But obviously Eagle Eye isn't perfect because it relies on projection. I would reduce the margin to 10%. That way the Warner-esque decisions are still given out but the ones that just flick the edge of the stumps and could be down to the margin of error still go to umps call.
Pic related happened during the CWC during one of the Sri Lanka pool ames. Give me a good reason this should not be given out.
>>63866537
No, the captains know that it needs to be more than just a maybe. If they get them back on umps call, then you'll probabably see 6-7 of them every 80 overs adding 30 minutes of delays into the game237
>>63866533
he won't though
>>63866567
What pisses me off the most is the assumption that you need more than 50% of the ball hitting the stumps to be out. That's ridiculous. In reality, even 20% of the ball hitting the stumps is usually enough to dislodge the bails. I'm not an expert on Hawkeye but if that's what the percentage is referring to then it's just absurd.
That whole Sri Lankan tour was a shocker in terms of DRS. There was one game where Hawkeye couldn't be used because le glasses man was too far down the pitch, and in another it couldn't be used for a review because one of the cameras wasn't working for the time. Which is a fair enough excuse, but in that case DRS should have been suspended for the whole game which it wasn't.
>>63866561
25% is less than a 2cm margin of error and frankly thats not a howler
>>63866632
>assumption that you need more than 50% of the ball hitting the stumps to be out
is that their actual justification?
>>63866632
>In reality, even 20% of the ball hitting the stumps is usually enough to dislodge the bails.
more like 2% m8
The only times it doesn't is if it like fucking brushes the edge with the tiniest of nicks
>>63866580
see >>63866567
Warner at Perth looked more than a maybe, it looked plumb as fuck. Should the captains really be penalized for umpire's call decisions like that? Drinks breaks delay the game more often than any review does.
>>63866650
No, it's just a reasonable allowance for the inaccuracies of hawkeye. Too much though IMO
>>63866666
nice digits
>>63866676
yep absolutely
>>63866632
As I said, it all goes back to the mentality of furiously trying to defend the onfield decision no matter what
>>63866632
>There was one game where Hawkeye couldn't be used because le glasses man was too far down the pitch, and in another it couldn't be used for a review because one of the cameras wasn't working for the time. Which is a fair enough excuse, but in that case DRS should have been suspended for the whole game which it wasn't.
This is a separate issue. Only games played in England & Australia have ALL the DRS toys. It's a financial problem because DRS is paid for by the host commentators (ie Channel 9 in AUS, Sky in England etc). it needs to be centralised by the ICC.
At the moment games in Windies, Sri Lanka etc usually don't have hotspot at all, not even the shitty cheap hotspot cameras (there are two-tiers of hotspot cameras, the good ones are only used in AUS/ENG).
The percentage of the ball hitting the stumps is just a margin of error because hawkeye isn't perfect. It is really just an advanced guess at where the ball was going, so 50% of the ball hitting the bails could in reality have been a complete miss
>>63866666
>australia wasting a perfect time to meme
fuck you
>>63866666
Okay here's how to fix it
>remove umpires call for hitting in line. It's either in or out
>make the umpire's call region for projection at least half as big, therefore decisions aren't referred back to the umpire so much
It seems 99% of these are umpire's call nowadays, it should be far less.
>>63866711
>It's a financial problem because DRS is paid for by the host commentators (ie Channel 9 in AUS, Sky in England etc). it needs to be centralised by the ICC.
This. Tendulkar had a point when he said he'd only accept DRS if it was standardized.
That's a huge problem in cricket. Nothing is kept the same across countries. Balls are required to be the same measurements but not bats, different balls are used in different countries, there's no regulation on the size of a ground(which is stupid imo - I don't care about the personal charms of a ground, I just want fairness across all cricket venues) and DRS tools are different as well. There's so much broken shit in the game right now.
So straya is in a pretty good position atm, right family?
>>63866666
>shitposts even when making an informed post
WHEREVER I GO I MUST ALSO SHITPOST
>>63866666
checked.
I thought warner was out live, but thats not a howler but a poor decision, the key word being a decision. He knows the rules, they aren't new. If he wants to use them to push every opportunity except leaving them for howlers, that is his choice. Clarke as well was notorious for being shit with them
>>63866779
very much so
Will Watling score a century?
![12109888_10153808824549924_5062683933313842737_o[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/npjyGUD.jpg "12109888 10153808824549924 5062683933313842737 o[2]")
>>63866922
No
>>63866954
wew hello zach andrew
r8 my gf lads
>>63866954
>>63866984
is this the next /cric/ anon to get doxxed?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/945143.html
why does chappelli speak so much sense lads?
>>63866766
I haven't watched their documentary but I saw an interview with Kimber about it and he basically said that because international cricket is so disjointed and broken it would be SOOO easy for an Indian (or even American if they saw financial opportunity in it) billionaire to swoop in and Kerry Packer-international cricket and just create a mega 9 month IPL with Super Tests inbetween.
And it's true, it wouldn't be that hard for someone to monopolise cricket in the way Bernie Ecclestone did F1. The teams outside the big 3 could be bought out for minimal investment (they're all dirt poor) and even the big 3 could fall if the ICC fell apart. What would someone like David Warner do if some curry offered to increase his wage fivefold?
LADS
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>>63867102
>.gif
>doesn't move
>>63866954
How's Weir House these days m8?
just watched the "controversial" Lyon decision and it really wasn't controversial at all
storm in a teacup, and Khawaja's 2013 dismissal was worse
How about this?
ODI World Cup every 2 years
T20 (IPL, Big Bash played for majority of the year)
Timeless Test series between two nations once a year during IPL off season
Would be great seeing England vs Australia in an untimed test
>you will never receive a Victoria Excellence Scholarship
>>63867197
that's awful
I came up with a pretty good one in my head but cbfed writing it all out because it'll never happen
>>63867182
agreed, a batsman getting out for a shit decision is always worse than being given not out
>>63867201
Wait, I'm confused - is Zach the third NZer?
Nick, you here m8?
>>63867242
fuck no he would have recognised me ages ago
don't know why this meme guy is posting pictures of him
>>63867264
there is poo
>>63867201
Cathedral grammar faggot
>>63867264
POO PEELAND
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>>63867294
Name a better primary/intermediate school in christchurch
If you say Heaton or some povo school you should just off yourself
>>63867322
Medbury, STAC, Rangi, Maggots.
>>63867342
>STAC, Rangi, Maggots.
I suppose, but I generally forget their primary schools exist Tbh. Going through a singular school for 13 years must suck
>Medbury
lol, butthurt mudpuddle detected.
The legend says there are 3, but how many kiwibros are there? Post your initials for a head count.
>MC
>>63867376
>SA
>>63867036
Would cuddle.
>>63867372
Private school sluts > Public filth
>>63867376
>>63867394
+ Daniel makes 3 kkk
>>63866458
Seemed like it was an act of "muh sportsmanship" desu.
Really fucking sick of that.
>>63867376
LCW
>>63867402
Sup fong
>>63867513
Sup The Incredible Sulk
it's really sad how I recognise like all of these names man our country is small bros
![11019_979462385415972_5858133318424193694_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YcPSmaa.jpg "11019 979462385415972 5858133318424193694 n[1]")
>>63867552
u fuckin roodypoos
>>63867552
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>63867376
Casual present
>warne proud that even with extremely dubious bookkeeping his foundation only gives 51% of the money it receives to charity
>>63867552
>Jono
typical PP bogan
>>63849432
POO
>>63867667
Martin Guptill, you should be resting after your exhausting 23min at bat.
>>63867376
LRPLT
>>63867771
>tfw I keep getting out early cause I can't stop thinking about Ellyse
stream please
>>63867579
>>63867609
is this just memespouter or are there more christ's college anons that we don't know about
>>63867815
20 bings big strong american
watchcric.net big strong american
serious opinions time
handscomb > worst marsh
stoinis > best marsh
>>63867852
some fag from Dunedin posting pics of the guys that beat him up at school
when does this shit start?
>>63867854
>stoinis > best marsh
kys you kucktorian subhuman
>>63867877
When you go to the toilet hahaahahahahahahahaahaha
>>63867869
these are all christchurch names though, and i recognise literally all of them.
A few did go to Otago for uni tho tru
>>63867877
20min i think
>>63867888
christchurch, dunedin
same shit
>>63867869
not as bad as the /au/tssie who was sending threatening texts, emails and letters to cricket journalists who had the same first name as the kids who were beating him up at school and is now IP banned from cricinfo and the police are about to charge him.
>>63867508
sup millan how's life
>>63867909
why'd you do it?
Jimmy Neesham is a banter machine
>>63867869
M. Frizelle is a qt3.14
LE ANGRY NEW ZEALAND RUGBY MAN
>>63867949
Remember that time you had a massive rage and screamed your head off and smashed shit over nothing?
Oh wait, that happened like three times a year
PS I see you're friends with Tom Knight now, watch out for that one he's frisky
now that Sterc is kill who do put in next test?
>>63867945
Jimmy Neesham is a cringeworthy douchebag
I browsed through his "hilarious" tweets yesterday and they were awful
>>63868012
but dude he shit talks indians on facebook and it's funny
>>63868010
patto
![c206a17cf28a406d90b4bb67a312bb6f[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/YFuWssn.gif "c206a17cf28a406d90b4bb67a312bb6f[1]")
>>63868012
>NZ HAS BEST HUMOR BRUV
>>63867982
Initials please.
Mark "Tubby" Taylor is the Paul "Fatty" Vautin of cricket
Tipping New Zealand to be all out for 211.
>>63868058
Literally who
What's the best Mitch XI lads?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. Santner
7.
8. Marsh
9. Starc
10.Johnson
11. McClenaghan
>these are the people you are posting with
>>63868058
not really, hes never really been the host
>>63868042
you first, autistic memespouter.
>>63868083
Do you mind?
>>63868066
I'd be happy with that. We'd still probably lose, but it gives us a chance.
>>63867879
marsh is fucking trash and it's an embarrassment that he bats in the top 6 for australia
>>63867854
>tfw Handscomb averages 21 after 100 ODIs in International Cricket Captain
>>63868083
>chink in the back row
me
>>63868146
ELIC jung?
>>63868083
how many boners do you think that chick on the right milked?
Had a great teacher that used to come to our games and would give amazing massages, heard a few of the boys were lucky enough to get in with her
>>63868083
christ what a pile of absolute mongs
almost as bad as Poodam and Saxon
Is Saxon here?
>>63867888
>>63867949
>all these two-dads
will >we win lads?
>>63868205
who's in at number 4?
he's a doozy.
>>63868263
yes desu
>>63868338
tell us more about this "Saxon"
>RIP in pieces Daniel you were a good lad
>>63868263
Looking likely Tbh. >Our batsmen will crumble quickly and your batsmen won't have much to chase. Then again >we could just as easily come back in >your second innings.
>>63868263
We have a responsibility not to lose to poopeeland.
>>63868248
First one posted a normiebook screencap and forgot to remove his photo and friend's name and subsequently got doxxed by Reality Christ.
Second one was unironically posting /cric/ maymays on normiebook and was outed by a big strong New Zealander.
>>63868248
third was a fb screenshot with a mutual friend listed and profile pic not blurred the mong
>>63868263
80% likely desu
who's considered the best wk ever, Gilly,Sangakkara or someone else?
so are we going to win today lads?
>>63868367
Only chance for a nz win is to somehow hold on until just before dinner.
Not likely tho
>>63868378
Flower
>>63868378
healy
HAZLEGOOD
STOVE CAUGHT ONE
>cric
>not full of literal teens
>>63868378
Depends how you define it. If you count their batting skills then Gilchrist by miles, but just for keeping it would probably be someone else.
Gilchrist literally changed the entire game, before him keepers were part of the tail, after they were required to also be batsmen as well.
>>63868378
Gilchrist, Knott and Sangakkara are considered the best 3 of all time, in that order.
THE LEGEND HIMSELF!!!!
>Twatling
OVER BY TEA
V
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R
B
Y
T
E
A
And we're back again.
>>63868463
lol no, Healy was a better WK than all 3, but a considerably worse batsman than sanga and gilly
>mfw I have over $140 in loose change that I've accumulated over the years. Time to buy some KFC during the cricket break
>>63868402
is he SA or AM?
or just some cunt.
lmao good leave
>>63868514
i had like $230 mostly made up of $1 and $2 coins earlier in the year, i've just been dipping into it with coffees twice a week
>can NZ post another epic 200?
>pick up the pace
>second innings with three days left
>turn on Channel 9
>Ian Healy and Michael Slater
>mute
>turn on based Grandstand
>based, elite, muscular Jim Maxwell and based, intelligent, handsome Chris Rogers
Why is Channel 9 so fucking shit?
>Lyon out
Utter disrespect. Time to clean up the Kiwis
>>63868566
nannes sounds like a SJW Tbh
>>63868566
who is the british grill that's been on grandstand this test? her accent is qt
>>63868580
Whats your name?
>>63868580
still better than Brett Lee
The two spinners to win it for NZ desu
>>63868625
terry
>It's a NZ completely capitulates innings
If they get to 200 up I'll be surprised.
>>63868614
Allison Mitchell, she interviews people on cricinfo
she was here during the 13/14 Ashes aswell and the 2012 South Africa series.
>>63868631
true
>LE REMEMBER WHEN TUBBY FUCKED UP XDXD
This is a sad day for memes
>>63868639
noice
you sound like you know your cricket
>>63868566
they were talking all day one about what to call the ball instead of a cherry, yet the dumb cunts didn't know cherries can also be pink or even white. Hardly much better than >muh dirty rotten
>>63868514
Reminder that their $20 streetwise feast is their best value
>>63868546
>coffee
normie pls go
GOATNER
alright, santer wants to go after lyon, bring on sids for a couple then bring back lyon
>>63868762
Thanks anon, I might go for that
Is Shane Waughner related to World Waughner II?
Reminder last time Australia played in Adelaide they declared twice and still almost lost
>>63868870
probably not
>>63865934
She's so ugly
>Melbourne Victory fans staged a 30th minute walk-out against Adelaide United FC, with Western Sydney Wanderers FC fans set to follow suit today.
kek
KEK
LETS GET THIS INNINGS TO 150
>>63868948
>1 Military record
>World Waughner II
You may have to dig deeper
>>63868984
Why were they walking out?
>>63868978
>LE FUG LE GENIFEER LORRENS XDXD
>>63868984
Soccer fanclubs are a fucking cult
>>63865534
>""forgetting"" the pakistani death duo
>>63869017
Because soccer is boring
>>63869061
How fucking wet is that pitch? Of course he fell over.
>>63869017
because someone leaked a list of fans that were blacklisted from games because of violence/unnsocial behaviour and it was published. Its literally retarded
>>63869024
>LE FUGG LE DIFFEREND OPINYAWNS XDXD
>>63869090
>unsocial
meant antisocial obs
>Steve Smith will never take you to the cricket and become your stepdad
>>63868995
turns out he is related to A Civil Waugner but not World Waughner II
>>63867444
except he was more than happy to let Boult bowl constant yorkers to Starc.
I think it was just McMeme's incompetence
Who /alldaybreakfast/ here??
>time is a big factor
shut the fuck up Kiwi
Speak when spoken to
>>63869272
Cheers lad, great info on the Waughner dynasty
fuck off warne. just fuck off. you're not witty and these days you're a fucking joke. go away.
kek
KEK
Poo Peeland will NEVER beat Australia EVER again
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/945281.html?CMP=chrome
>>63869361
Ian Smith detected
>>63869272
Got any on the Peeland family name?
>>63868614
genuinely enjoyed her commentary, but she needs to learn to give the other guy a chance to get a word in
>>63869295
McMuffins are too expensive
yeah buddyyyyyyyy
FIVEFA
HAZLEGOAT
FIVE
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>POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO >POO
>Hazelgod
>>63869390
>Not just stocking up on hash browns and the occasional hotcake
Thank god this Craig meme will finally end.
I don't know why they're being so hard on Chris Martin, it must have been pretty hard to balance a first class cricket career with recording albums and touring
>>63869390
Double quarter pounders are objectively best value for money in Australia
>>63869390
The answer to the question I am about to ask you will reveal everything I need to know about your personality.
You go to McDonalds for breakfast. Do you order the sausage and egg mcmuffin or the bacon and egg mcmuffin?
Think carefully, you can only get one.
>>63869390
>went to get a mcflurry the the other day
>they're $5 now
what the FUCK maccas
>>63869379
i'll have a bit of a look
When did Hazelwood get good lads?
>Letting Hazlewood get a 5-fer
>Fucking Hazlewood
Good Lord.
>>63869446
>I can get a cheeseburger, fries, drink and a cookies & cream storm for 50c more than that
pathetic maccas
>Chris Martin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_NsFh-Z4aE
What a lad.
>>63869446
you can get the same shit for $2 at Hungry Jacks
>>63869471
Hazlewood is a better bowler than Starc imo
>>63869442
>>63869446
McMuffins are like nearly 4 dollars where I live. They're good but it's not worth $4. They should be part of the dollar menu 2bh
>>63869480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhIVgSoJVRc
>>63869471
>losing in 3 days on a batting paradise
fuck me up senpai
a debutante is unironically our best batsman
>>63869442
Sausage and egg all the way desu
>>63869480
>Like Chris, it's out now
fucking kek
Hope Steve Smith smashes the winning run into McCullum's face and as he runs past him to get off the field kicks some dirt and spits on his face.
well down leg
>>63869531
This
>>63869442
I get the regular egg McMuffin that has ham
>>63869471
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUGG LE HAZELBAD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
get fucked you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING Channel 9 Summer of Cricket casual
>>63869546
Did you piss your pants?
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>>63869480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu6Q49Q3wis
>That reaction in the commentary box
>That Alan Border having no idea who he is
>That not even bothering to correct himself
Why is he even there if he has absolutely no respect for the opposition at all?
Hazelwood is destroying >us lads
>>63869480
It was fucking great to see him bat. I remember people cheering even for dot balls when he was on strike because he at least wasn't out yet.
>>63869501
>tfw no hungry jacks near me
>endless kfc/maccas/rr everywhere
The 3 "near" me are 30-45 minute drives each way
>you will never be kidnapped from your interracial cock loving single mother by Steve Smith
>valuable runs
>129 run lead with 3 wickets left
Brayshaw is fucking terrible. The Test is over.
I think I'm the only red-blooded American watching this match right now. In Southern California, drinking bourbon... it's so comfy and fantastic.
Ever since I started watching highlights a couple of months ago, and then seeing the match at dodgers stadium just a few miles for me made me love this stupid fucking sport even more.
Too bad I have to watch it on this shitty stream.
Also,
>go NZ
>>63869442
Not only am I American, but I worked there before I realized NEET life is the golden path, and I would always get the sausage and egg mcmuffin. The Bacon is just not as good as the sausage.
If I had the choice, I would get the big breakfast with hotcakes. Which comes with a sausage, eggs, hashbrown and a biscuit. Fantastic value.
>>63869630
it probably is, but australia was 118/8
>>63869598
>PUT HIM UP THE ORDER
How did the coaching staff ever allow for him to hold a bat like that?
>>63869663
>How did the coaching staff ever allow for him to hold a bat like that?
They appreciated a good meme when they saw one.
>>63869640
>shittest state (besides NY)
>bourbon
>go NZ
literally
>this flag
>this sport
>>63869630
have you even watched the match? ausrtalia will struggle to chase 150
>>63869519
https://youtu.be/ejDhx5fE4Is
>tfw this was nearly 7 years ago
>>63869598
That footwork is glorious.
>>63869656
they are chasing down anything NZ puts up from this point, lets not pretend otherwise
>>63869640
BSA
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1. Gillespie 201*
<POWER GAP>
2. Ashton Agar 98
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2. McGrath 61, Gillespie 54*
3. Fleming 71*
>>63869663
NZ commentary is pretty comfy desu with the exception of Ian Smith. It's like they know they're shit and are just 'avin a laugh. It also sounds like they're recording in a shed with a few beers hanging around.
Predicting another 80 run partnership between this pair.
>>63869640
Thanks for the support, Mr Big Strong American, Sir. I'll send the good news to the boys in Adelaide.
>>63869640
Connor?
>>63869729
Didn't Warne get out on 99?
>>63869736
That would conflict with your previous tip of NZ to be all out for 211
>>63869758
Warne's not that shit of a batsman, unlike the others
>>63869640
Ever met any celebs, Mr. BSA?
>>63869693
Nigger, how the fuck is California a bad state? Yeah, our politics are shit, but holy fuck Southern California is fantastic.
San Diego, Orange County, Newport Beach.
You can't beat any of that shit, and I've been all over the world.
Never been to Australia nor New Zealand, though I would love to visit both. You guys are all alright.
Better than the French... lived in the South of France... they're all a bunch of cunts.
>>63869804
>I've been all over the world
>Never been to Australia nor New Zealand
Insufferable.
For the record, California is loaded with absolute faggots. The pretentiousness is incredible. Lived there for a year and a half doing some GIS work and you're all a bunch of fucking idiots.
>>63869804
>seppo near me
>>63869804
norcal isn't bad either honestly, bit hippy but eh
For much of a lead do NZ need for Smith to play for a draw?
>>63869791
gillespie became a very good batsman by the end of his career
agar has always been a good batsman, he will most likely bat in the top 7 when he makes it back into the australian side in a few years
>>63869840
hows arc 10.3 going lad?
>>63869863
way too much time left to play for a draw
>>63869863
if santner stays in for the entire day then he might
>>63869865
>when he makes it back into the australian side in a few years
16 overs until tea. Hang on lads \o/
>>63869863
*how much of a lead do
>>63869773
Yes, think I was a bit off the mark with that one.
>>63869840
>GIS
is that geosynchronous information systems or something?
how would you describe the work?
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>>63869863
500 seeing as we're just under halfway through day 3...
We're getting a result unless terrorists attack the oval desu
>>63869867
Haven't actually used it. I semi-retired from GIS work in early 2014, just focus on ecology these days.
Australian posters in this thread actually wanted siddle in over pattinson
>>63869796
Yeah, there's this stupid indie film that was made in my home city called "Brick" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393109/
Joseph Gordon Levitt was the star. I played an extra because I was in the highschool at the time it was made. Hung out with him for a bit during the shoot. Other than that, no.
I just think this is an awesome sport, super chilled out, and much better and more strategy than baseball. Wish it would become bigger over here.
Tried talking to my British grandmother about my interest in the sport... she just laughed at me saying only "posh boring blokes" play the sport. Maybe I'm autistic who knows.
>>63869924
>3 posts early
Autism m9
THIRSTY
>>63869865
>Man of the series
>8 wickets
>201*
>Never get selected again
Literally how did that happen?
>>63869913
No worries tripm8
>>63869926
Didn't ISIS pull out of a terror attack because the Ashes were on?
>>63869804
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_San_Diego
north county SD until newport is so fucking based these guys have no idea. whites, hispanics, and asians living in a prosperous, harmonious society in the best real estate market in the country.
money is everything here
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>>63870033
>trying to support his piece of shit state so desperately that he's posting in a dead thread
pathetic
>>63870076
Not me brochacho.
>>63870120
>still posting
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>>63870135
>Still replying to a BSA
>>63870225
>m-muh BSA meme
>le fug Americans XD
>le fug seppos
>im not autistic!
>>63871517
literal autism
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>63872431
fuck off idiot
walkcunt on suicide watch
>WAUGHNER
walkcunt on suicide watch
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