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/cric/ Australia vs New Zealand, 3rd Test Day 3


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2nd Innings
NZ 7/167

New Zealand lead by 145
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you have 10 seconds to name one thing worse than undies that are too tight
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LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
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Fuck Shane Warner loves himself
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>>63869956
undies that are too tight and push your dick into a weird spot
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>>63869956
chaffing
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>>63869956
I'll take tight undies over loose undies
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>>63869981
I pushed my dick into your dads arsehole last night
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>>63869964
It's an anti-abo conspiracy
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>>63869956
My life
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Whats for drinks lads?

Black coffee here
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Is the red ball kill, lads?
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australia to collapse, but shaun marsh heroics will win the test
cap it.
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>>63870026
It wasn't ISIS, but yeah
During an Ashes tour I think, they ended up bombing the trains or something in London from memory
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>>63869956
Wearing boxer shorts instead
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>saying "dayboo" instead of "deh-byu"

subhumans
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>>63870040

Switched to IPA, maybe some tequila if I got some left.
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>>63869908
boardshorts that showed your boner during highschool swimming events
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>>63870088
day-byu is the best
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went for a jog without undies the other day and didn't realise that it made my dick really fucking visible through my shorts
all the qts couldn't get their eyes off lads
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>>63870067
That freedom tho

Boxers for sleeping, trunks for day wear desu
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>>63870067
I knew a guy that wore boxer shorts and underpants. Was a pain in the ass removing 3 layers of clothes each time
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>>63869956
Chicks in yoga pants. Their pussy shows through
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>>63870114
Oh yeah no doubt boxer for sleeping, but wearing them during the day is torture
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>>63870097
>only allowed to wear speedos in high school

sometimes I wonder if my PE teacher had my best interests at heart
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>>63870101
I always envisioned it as "day-bew"
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>>63870121
>this is somehow worse
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>>63870144
yeah that's probably the best phonetic spelling
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>>63870067
>>63870114
>>63870130
>In primary school
>The cool thing is to wear boxer shorts and your normal shorts low so everyone can see your boxers
Anyone else?
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>>63870144
That's the same pronounciation
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I developed pretty early so I always used to wear speedos when swimming at school

My favourite was wearing footy shorts for PE with no undies, my dick would flop around like crazy
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Ancestry guy find anything on Peeland?
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who /icedcoffee/ here?
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SAXON GET OUT
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>>63870222

>iced coffees literally cost an entire dollar more than a normal coffee

Daniel if you're here, explain this shit.
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WALLOP
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GOATNER
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GAZZA
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>>63870222

Irish Coffee or nothing.
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>>63870169
https://youtu.be/HzVsefpZBtw
Yeah mang
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>santana
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Latham
Brownlie
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Neesham
Watling
Santner
Bracewell
Southee
Boult

Should be our team for NZ.
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>>63870253
YOU


Tore his gooch, lads.
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>>63870273

Santner at 6, Wagner in for Neesham
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wallop us to 200 lads
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replace Neeshit with Wagner
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Craig is literally on pooicide watch, I can't see him being selected ever again
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>this taubmans paint ad where the kids paint stumps on the fence
>dad walks up and stares

every time I think he's gonna bash the shit out of them
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>>63870292
You'll live.
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>>63870319
I fucking hate that ad
Look at the way he fucking hunches over and scurries over to the fence, it looks fucking dumb. Don't even get me started on that arm movement he does
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>>63870319
>U FUKIN WOT MATE!??!!
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How many sixers will 6outhee get?
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Reminder to join BBL Fantasy league
someone post the code
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>>63870391
already full
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>>63870391
It's full lad
someone will have to make a new one for late arrivals
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Who /motorwaypatrol/ here?

Why are NZ cops so based? More often than not they just let people off with a warning
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>>63870273
>brownlie


would like to see them give rutherford another go.

guptill is frustrating 103 no against WA and cleans up against non shit teams but shits the bed when he has good opposition
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>>63870406
just kick the curries as they probably wont change their fucking teams
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Just stuck my hand down my pants lads. Smells nice because of that fap smell in between your legs.
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>>63870419
Good sportsmanship m9
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>>63870419
>Why are NZ cops so based?
No idea m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU
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/b/ is pretty good today
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>>63870419
except in the holiday periods. 4km/hr over speed limit tolerance or instant fine so shit
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>>63870405
>>63870406
I can make a group, theyre unlimited but no H2H, it jhust does overall score
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>>63870443
I'm already in the NRL one
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>>63870429
>would like to see them give rutherford another go.

fuck no, this "le young players have potential" meme has got to end. Rutherford has done nothing since his debut.

Guptill is a fucking hack. Averages 12 against Australia.
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>>63870443


>forgetting Saxon
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>Hussey actually talking about cricket and tactics

He mustn't know how Channel 9 works
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http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177

BBL FANTASY GROUP
JOIN YOU FUCKING SPERG LORDS
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>>63870445
That show is sometimes on late at night

Fucking love watching it come home from being out on the piss
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>>63870443

>not knowing Saxon

freshcunt detected
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Quick question: do you guys watch these matches for the entire day? I know they can go on for quite a while? If you have a job or whatever, do you keep up on your phone? Watch at work? Or just enjoy your socialist lifestyle?
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>>63870432
>not continually fondling your balls while you watch tv
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200 incoming lads
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shit review desu
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>>63870443
seriously tempted to post an up to date picture of me, I was literally 17 kg heavier back then
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>>63870540
Nah fuck off. If Smith says it's out, it's fucking out.
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>>63870498

is this another 8 team group? I'm already in the first one so if so I won't join the second
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Freshcunt quiz:

Who was the original face of au/sp/.

Oldfellas don't answer pls, I want try and identify all the freshies
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>>63870476
brownlie is exactly the same what has he done for NZ. fuck all that what.

At least rutherford got 171 against England on debut
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>>63870568
No, its not a league its a group. Unlimited numbers
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>>63870533
>If you have a job or whatever, do you keep up on your phone?

Radio la'
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>>63870572
Your mum
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>SMOTH
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>>63870533
I don't sit in front of the TV all day, but I generally listen to it on the radio or take a glance at live updates on cricinfo

When I'm on holiday like today, I like to watch as much as I can
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lgtss
>stephen smith
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>>63870575

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual detected. Brownlie should have been the first name on the team squad for this tour after Bane.

He literally hit a triple last year and a 100 for NZ A last month. He's consistently made runs since being dropped. Ruthershit hasn't even hit a fucking FC 100 in two years.He's fucking shit.

Even if you're going for a younger player, Jeet Raval deserves a go more than le hundred on debut and do nothing else man. Ruthershit is Sinclair 2.0
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>>63870572
Joe Flaccos Biggest Fan
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just came back from otago v canterbury T20. neesham got 24 and didnt bowl otago losst by 23 runs
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Fatshit tier review
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>>63870636

Bit annoyed that Memederson is playing pyjama cricket and not called up to replace Neesham in the squad Tbh

But Santner worked out well so i guess its alg
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>>63870533
Hi BSA, welcome to /cric/!

I'll watch most of the test broadcast when not at work unless I have stuff to do or it's starting to drag on like the waca test. At work/commuting I'll listen in on the radio.

t. Summer of cricket casual
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>>63870620
>Sinclair
>You now remember this based as fuck moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLFoznO9t50
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brownlie is matthew bell 2.0 oh giv him a chance give him a chance le plz. nope
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Is it just me or does Australia look a bit stronger with Siddle in the team, even though he tends to do fuck all?
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>>63870699

Fuck off casual. If you can't see the value of picking him for this tour YOU are a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual and should just fuck off back to reddit.

I bet you're the same guy who tried to argue that Kektill deserved to be in the team on the basis of spanking West Indies and Leicestershire.
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>>63870675
when shane bond cleaned them up

Mccullum with a frosted tips mullet based af
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>>63870699

brownlie was literally your best bat on tour in 2011 and has more experience in Aussie conditions than any of your players other than Ronchi

kys casual
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>>63870675
>That point
guaranteed its at some degenerate bogan who would have been yelling "LOL GO ROOT A SHEEP HAHA LOL HAHA" all night.
Based
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>>63870736

m-m-m-muh Memechells
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GIT OUT
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muh heart

gr8 catch
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If we can get another 50 runs I'll be thrilled.
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PARTY HARD
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>>63870774
lelnah
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>>63870736

It's not just you, it's all the other seething casuals as well

Hazlegood has proved in this match once and for all that he is objectively superior to Shittle as I have been saying all along.

Obviously with Starc & Cummins injured Siddle should be playing (he is still our 5th best bowler) but when everyone is fit Siddle is the drinks boy.
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RED SQUARE SATURDAYS
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>The big meme loves a bum tap
BBL HURRY THE FUCK UP
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>>63870774
fuck. in the time it took me to get captcha right.
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>>63870737
>brownlie

calling me casual nice one faggot
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Reminder that Boult walloped a match winning knock @ Hobart in 2011

Reminder that Starc did it this match
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>>63870774
HA
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>>63870820

Sick rebuttal friend.
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>>63870789
is that erin moolan
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>>63870736
Siddle's essential for any kind of pressure to be exerted on the batsman

When >we were bowling the bitchwide twins along with Hazelwood, that was objectively the three best bowlers that were available, but none of them could dry the runs out like banana can. That makes them get frustrated and try to take chances against Hazelwood's swing or the bitchwides' pace
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>>63870736
>RC talking sense
I like the new you, friend. Indo must be treating you well
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>that "shot"
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>>63870736
Who are you tipping to win the Superb Owl?
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>>63870736
He's an excellent 3rd seamer. Just not the guy you want as a strike bowler.
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how did Shaun marsh get in the team
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>>63870843
Yes this is exactly what I was wanting someone to point out. Very under rated pace bowler.
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>trying to cut balls just short of a good length on off stump
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>>63870886
his dad has a huge cock
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>>63870886
nepotism
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>>63870894
he's not an allrounder m8
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>>63870884
My boys the New York Giants.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdgznz1tLnc

Everytime i hear shane warne talk.

just think how we keked him so hard
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good morning.
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>>63870886
His short form technique looks so good, they think it will transfer to test. It would if he wasn't a recovering drug addict with anxiety issues. He literally worries himself out in every test innings hes played bar two.

He genuinely is one of the better batsmen in the world, his head is just ruined. Watch him play t20 when he doesnt have time to be nervous, hes a fucking machine
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>>63870911
What happened to detroit m8?
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>>63870886
It's fucking ridiculous. He's been called up 5 times and failed four times. Cowman or GOATcroft should have been selected
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>>63870918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAZiQp064X0
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>>63870891

Except he has done none of those things this game. His length has been short and Hazlewood has been far more consistent.

If you just want some flog who can bowl 125 kp/h and bowl a length consistently then just bring back Watson because atleast he can bat and field in the slips.
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>>63870922
>recovering drug addict with anxiety issues

Really?
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>>63870911
well fuck, there goes >our chances
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>>63870918
>editing the obesitygoose out
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>>63870946
Ummm, yeah? I thought this was well known.
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>>63870921
tatti kar le bhosdike
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>>63870933
and what bat them at 3? for better or worse, we've committed to burns as an opener for at least the rest of the summer so we needed a middle order bat
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>>63870921
teri maa ki chut
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>>63870933
>>63870922
so hes like our martin guptill

knows he out before he goes to the middle.

Martin Crowe's protege how
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>>63870923
Not sure if you mean I used to follow Detroit or how their season got derailed. Look they were my tip for last years bowl and I honestly thought they would do it, but unfortunately got refballed the fuck out. I had higher hopes for them this year, not sure what happened but obviously not as bad as their record suggests given their recent form. I have a soft spot for the city of Detroit though and hope they can by some miracle get a wild card.
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>>63870922
>He genuinely is one of the better batsmen in the world

Shut the fuck up. I don't care how good your technique looks in worthless pyjama cricket, if you shit the bed as much as he does, YOU are literally Ramprakash-tier. Except Ramprakash still did well in domestic cricket.

Meme Shit has a joke of a technique and he's still 10 times the batsman Marsh is.

Your WA delpoosion has sucked you into the "if he looks good he is good" meme. Either that or you're Geoff Marsh.
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>>63870911

>watching American "sports"

kys you pathetic cunt
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>>63870789

Since when is red square not 100% africans
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>>63870958


See >>63870940
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>>63870996
We're watching an English sport right now so shut the fuck up.
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>>63870946
Zach McBride OD'ed on Pomersbachs front lawn once, so Pomersbach and Smarsh anonymously called an ambulance and literally ran away on foot coz they were both warriors players at the time
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>>63870973
there's no reason why Burns can't bat in the middle order
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>>63870960
I'm 22 m8, not married yet.
Only reason to marry is have your own qtpt2 cunny.

>>63870971
going to the poo in my fancy loo.
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>>63870996
NFL is as boring as baseball now. so many rules stoppages shit refs and ad breaks
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>>63871025

This. Burns WILL get found out opening outside Poo Peelia Ltd roads, but I feel like he could slot in very well in the middle order.
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Who /jbhifi online/ here?

Spent hundreds of dollars but haven't set foot in a store for months
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>>63870981
Bhag Bhsdk
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>>63871021

Cricket has been a fundamental part of Australian history, americunt sports haven't.

Fuck off freshcunt
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>>63871039
student? working? or NEET?
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why is Boult memeing?
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>>63871024
He was also tested for cocaine in India and sent to counselling
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>>63871025
yeah, I'd prefer to see him there too but there's no way he was going to be moved after making a reasonable go of it in the first two tests

I agree worst marsh shouldn't have been picked, but we had to go with a guy who can bat in the middle order so I would have preferred any of handscomb, klinger, ferguson, bailey
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>>63871077
Final year computer science student in bombay, what about you? Goalad?
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>>63871010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hic7L46mFRI

also this
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SIXFA
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we missed starc there, whatever his failings he's good at cleaning up a tail
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>>63871045

agreed, but when you love a franchise so much it's hard to let go.
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Get rid of guptill and bring back Ryder
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>>63871093
work
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>>63871077
>>63871093
kal ho na ho DHOOM
kutch kutch kota hai
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good innings for Hazelwood

>>63871090
I don't think Burns batted that well in the first test, it was purely New Zealand's terrible bowling that let him make runs. He got exposed in the second innings at the WACA and he got exposed in this test
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r.i.p. poo peeland
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Fucking useless dickheads.
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Any of you lads hyped for Just Cause 3
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>Based RC doubted himself and went against his instinctual prediction of NZ bowled out for 211

He's only human after all but a godly one at that
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>>63871127

Rivers deserves better desu
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>>63871021

>being this autistic

We're watching the Australian national team playing an international fixture in a sport that has a long and storied history in Australia.

You UNIRONICALLY watch "sports" based in a foreign country that have no history or relevance in Australia. What's worse is that the "teams" involved in those sports are corporate franchises which are the trademarked property of some kike who lives on the otherside of the world. What's EVEN WORSE is that you identify with one of those sides as "your" team.

KILL YOURSELF you LITERAL Kuck.
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ADAM FORD TERI MAA KI CHUT
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>>63871145
SHOLAY
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I think straya will really need to spill some spaghetti to lose this one
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>>63871124
literally the most formulaic tailender statpadder
you know exactly how every wicket is going to occur beforehand
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>>63871159

Hyped for MGS5... let down
Tried to like SW:BF... shit, but not surprised.
Loved JC2... looking at least somewhat decent. Want to get my hopes up, but I'm taking a step back.

Also, fuck FO4. Bethdesa can suck my cock.
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I miss FeelsJagsMan, Goose, conny and JFBF

This place isn't the same anymore
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>>63871192
need warner and smith early
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>>63871192
Just need to take Warner and Smith rest are peach of cake.
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>>63871159
hyped as fuck, Just Cause 2 was amazing
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>>63871167
>muh muh jingoistic patriotic lifestyle must be enforced on everyone

fuck off dickhead, I'm never coming back to Australia so I don't give a fuck about your rants and whether I am "unaustralian" or not. I watch and enjoy what I want.
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>>63871167
>What's worse is that the "teams" involved in those sports are corporate franchises which are the trademarked property of some kike who lives on the otherside of the world
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>>63871159
I'm hyped for Rainbow Six Siege but looks like it's not as tactical as the Raven Shield glory days
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>>63871202
>Hyped for MGS5... let down
Honestly the best AAA title I had played in years

>tfw replaying MGS2
I still think it's the best MGS
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>>63871198

I can't believe there are "people" who actually think he bowled well in England.
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>>63871208
Join us on r/cricket it's like old /cric/ tbqhwyf
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>>63871129
still injured. playin for central stags
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>>63871208
don't forget TGCK and kowlaski
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>>63871208
goose and jfbf are still here though freshcint
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>>63871159
hopefully a Multiplayer Mod gets made lie JC2 was amazing
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>>63871208
The life cycle of a trip cunt lasts 2 years before they pooicide.

Daniel was identified in Feb, so he's got about 14 months left in him.
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>>63871208
The only one of those that arent actually still here is connie
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>>63871208
>muh nostalgia
Well, everything has to change. Get with teh times faggot.
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>>63871166

You can say that again. Poor fuck just signed as a franchise QB. His numbers are fantastic. He has a heart... but I'm not even sure. I think at this moment Spanos and crew are just itching to move the team. It's sad to say, but I think Rivers is too good for SD. It's such a transplant town. Too many assholes from out of state/town move to that amazing city and bring their stupid bandwagon ideals with them.

Every person I meet in San Diego never grew up there, and are surprised when I even say I'm from Orange County. We have nothing but the LA Angels and the Anaheim Ducks, who are at this point out of their prime.

Who am I kidding, none of you lads even care.
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>>63871261
>>63871285
what is the point of them being here if you don't know it?

their posts were better when they were in character
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Waiting for the next innings to start?
Why not join the /cric/ BBL fantasy group
Unlimited numbers in this one for maximum autism

http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
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>>63871291
>posting americunt sports in /cric/

Fuck off seppo
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>>63871291
What the fuck are you talking about
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>>63871166
No that cunt doesn't. When you take up that much cap space, your only going to fuck over your own team
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come on put ya keys in the pitch
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>>63871208
>FeelsJagsMan
>JFBF

literally who
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>>63871167

Pooality Poock on pooicide watch
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>>63871150
agreed again, but moving him down to 5 was never going to happen this match - just being realistic
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>>63871301
goose occaasionally puts his trip on and JFBF is usually pretty easy to spot
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>>63871312

Sorry man. Just got fired up after too many drinks. I'll keep this shit off of your turf.

Again, really starting to enjoy this sport and looking forward to learning more and the history of it.

Before I stop: you're a fucking cunt. One of your own had some input. I regret nothing.
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>>63871313
I want to see Ellyse with the BIC
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>>63871208
>goose
>connie

literally who
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Sexy, popular and charming WalkGod on Cleo's bachelor of the year watch
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>>63871291

I've been watching the chargers for the last several years, basically from the start of Norf and the decline of LT

It's a shame he's been stuck in a loop of bad coaches and ownership. All he can do to be happy if fuck and impregnate his waifu

I honestly thought that they could go 10 and 6 this year. But they seriously shit the bed

McCoy's got to go
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>>63871234

YOU are as PATHETIC as the hordes of Indonesian manlets who bandwagon English soccer clubs which are based in cities that they will NEVER even so much as visit.

Stay in your shithole, I'm sure you fit right in.
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>>63871357

Americans are human garbage tbph, almost as bd as t*rks.

In any case get the fuck out seppo
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So many jealous haters here that have obviously never been to America and never had the privilege of watching a super bowl live.
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At least >we made it to tea break lads. The match is still Aussie's to lose but I still think >we have an outside chance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE&list=FLKOrrwWmBDdyk-fjPm4R8Ag


whos this until cric comes back on
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>>63871381

Fuck off you self-hating piece of shit.
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>>63871357
>I'll keep this shit off of your turf.

kek, you couldn't even stand up four self and shitpost with whatever you like but your going to run away like a little bitch

>muribetas
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>>63871208
>complain that there are too many tripfags
>complain when they're gone
Casuals, everyone
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>>63871393
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Off to Noodle Canteen lads. What should I get?
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>>63871291
What '''sport'' is this?
I want to get into one of the murrican sports but not sure which one. Leaning towards /nba/ because we at least get that on the television here and the /nba/ threads seem welcoming to foreigners.
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>>63871401
implying not this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgDpFzUGN-A
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>>63871401
dude aesthetics lmao
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>>63871381

It's sad we thought it would be over after the Turner era. McCoy had some good times as the OfC in Denver... but it just goes to show you how much of an idiot he is after these past seasons.

He's got to go... Sell the team Spanos. Last I got to say about US Sports here.
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>>63871405
>falling for the everyone hates the tripfags meme

literally a freshie right here lads
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>>63871399
Nah m8 WE are fucked

Jimmy Neesham here btw
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>>63871421
/nba/ is pretty ethnically diverse and has a lot of black people in it

it's probably the least whitest place on 4chan
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>>63871403

How's that at all self hating broseph

The chargers would good at one stage

I also bandwagon the okc thunder :^)

Just like sports mayne and bonding with BSA
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>>63871433
neesh need you to carry the volts today man why you not bowl
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>>63871401
why did this meme shit have a sudden revival?

I remember it was flavour of the month like three years ago, but I'm seeing it everywhere again
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>>63871399

Fuck no. The pitch is flat as fuck and Warnmeme will memeslog 50 in the first 5 overs.
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If singles then australia wins :^)
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>>63871467
"Weird Facebook" pages keep reposting memeperwave shit
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IMPORTANT

https://strawpoll.me/6130139
https://strawpoll.me/6130139
https://strawpoll.me/6130139
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>>63871474
once it gets dark Warner WILL be exposed by Boult and Southee
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>>63871467
fuckin awesome trippy song
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newzealand will win tbqhwyf
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>>63871443
who /cric/ and /nba/ masterrace here?
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/film/ here

Just saw the Lobster. Anybody else seen it?
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Just need to win all of the NZ leg of the series.
Draw it 2-2.

Will Neesh or Corey be back by then?
Milne could be ready too.
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>>63871461

OKC Thunder? At least get with a winning franchise... GSW have plenty of room ;^)
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>>63871432
>he unironically thinks people pretend to hate tripfags
stick to reddit my friend
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>>63871495
\o/
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who /afl/ here?

Is Heppell, dare I say it, elite?
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>>63871488
>Poo Peeland or Poopeelia
>Poll made by an Indian
le p(o)ottery xD
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>>63871501
Are you black by any chance fampai?
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who else is having a late lunch? just chucked some /damper/ in the oven lads
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>>63871461

You are literally a cancerous piece of shit. I bet you unironically watch handegg to feel important and unique, like Daniel following Durham. You think watching NFL makes you a more cultured and well-informed sports fan, that it shows your open-mindedness and intelligence. NFL is a steaming pile of over-commercialized shit that only a worthless seppo with the attention span of a goldfish could enjoy.

I'm pretty sure I've seen you wear a Seahawks jersey at uni you pathetic bandwagoning kuck. YOU are EVERYTHING wrong with this country and YOU should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>63871533
He is, dare I say it, overrated as fuck.
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>>63871526

:^) only because of my boy Steven Adams but Durant and Westbrook r preddy gud
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Last 2 digits will be Dave Waughners score
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>>63871533
Druggies being run by a chemist
what could go wrong
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Cric rankings India>Pakistan>Windies>Ausissies=poopeeland
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>>63871393

At least NFL is going to be growing overseas where people actually like to grow industry. Much better than your poopeeland 5-day long "sport" you love to watch
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>>63871533
game is buzy as fuck. i watch the australia vs ireland international rules didnt know what the fuck was going on
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>this day/night meme
Why don't they just play a 3 ODI series on consecutive days and combine the scores?
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>>63871556
he is LITERALLY on future Brownlow watch
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>>63871553

This this the start of a epic new meme
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>>63871562
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jeebus
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>>63871467
People take stupid shit seriously and end up creating and producing as a result. Now you're seeing the inspirations fuelled by the original.

Being a brony was literally an ironic thing in 2010, few years later the cunts needed a designated board
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Why are Australians unable to play swing lads?
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>>63871584
i lik criket
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>>63871571
tbf no one knows what's going on in those matches
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>warner off the mark

ITS OVER LADS, WE DID IT
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>>63871553
>my parents suspect i have autism but dont talk about it because of shame the post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdCvzF4qqw

what a tune lads
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>>63871595
huh, i just realised this was a RL stand alone complex
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>>63871609
soccer goal, rugby posts and aussie rules posts but played with a soccer ball....
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>>63871533
>>>/asp/

a s p
s
p

>>>/asp/
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what's going on in this thread
>>
burns is not an opener by any stretch
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>>63871553

But in all seriousness, there is a lot wrong with the NFL, but it's still pretty fun to watch

>not getting up a 7 on Monday mornings to watch NFL red zone when you wait for the chargers to play
>not living the need dream and watching like 7hours of handegg
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>>63871609
I remember some radio station was going on and on about how well one player was shepherding, until one guy called in and told them shepherding was against the rules
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>>63871600
pp weren't much better
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>>63871656

>watching chess matches between coaches
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>>63871630
>I now remember this song being played literally all the time in all cricket matches in NZ last summer including the CWC
>I now realise that this song will be played to death throughout this summer too
Fuck, lads.
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why the fuck are we playing Sri Lanka again two years in a row we blew them the fuck out last summer.
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>>63871383
actually no because NFL has parity which Indos don't like and would rather see the clubs they support finish 1-3 every year in each divegrass league.
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I can't handle being a wage slave for the rest of my life but NEET life was humiliating and poor as fuck.
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>>63871595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYGCplSq8S0
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Boult has no fucking jaw, just compare him to a real man like Cook
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>>63871697
Wouldn't have minded some tests against Pakistan instead of SL Tbh
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>>63871705
>humiliating

you were doing it worng if you ever met someone to judge you
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>>63871697
minnows gonna minnow
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>>63871705
Buy a cleaning business or something lad
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Burns is looking shit lads

An opener who struggles this much against swing is useless, he needs to bat down the order
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>There are "people" that give a shit about Australian "history" and "culture" in this thread RIGHT NOW.

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>63871721
have fun with 2 day tests against the west indies
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>>63871735
he needs to stop pushing at it, if he goes HAM, that balls going over the slips
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>>63871705
my neet years were some of the worst times of my life and actually got me to enjoy working
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>>63871736
>TIME
throw it in the trash tier magazine
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>>63871735

I LITERALLY said this from day ONE but ACBs UNIRONICALLY tried to convince me that Burns was a better batsman than Taylor.

He was getting exposed by David fucking Willey when opening. He's literal shit at playing the moving ball. Bat him at 4, with Smith at 5.
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>>63871542
Unfortunately no.

>tfw I will never understand The Struggle™
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>poopee fielding
come on lads
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>grew up watching warne
>the high expectation has killed the interest in cricket for me
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>>63871717
I'm looking forward to >our series against them
Pakistan are the only team who can bowl with the same aggression memes as Australia. The Windies are okay, but their batting is so shit that it doesn't matter
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>>63871764
Literally no change of mood between the two for me

Then again I was very active while NEET (weights, climbing, mountain biking)
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>>63871553

I'm sorry, but did NZ already lose? Oh, that's right. The match isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only tea time. Does not having the lead at drink count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Abbos are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the ICC for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the league who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of poo'ing the loo. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when NZ wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, AUZ just stepped over the foul line. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Kiwi topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>
can't get enough of trashy western sydney/gold coast sluts with blonde hair and huge fake tits
>>
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-29/sydney-to-play-host-to-college-american-football-match/6984376

HAPPENING
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>>63871845
Degenerate
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>>63871845
ah yes, i remember being 15...
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>>63871806

Is Wahab Riaz better than Mitchell Starc?
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>>63871802
why the FUCK did Warne not convince a bunch of kids to start and stick with leg spin. You'd think it would have produced a lot of good spinners for Australia, but instead >we got stuck with shit like XD and pre-renaissance Smith
>>
LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
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>>63871872
I'm 23 lad, just want to fuck a complete trashbag with no self respect. There are none where I live
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>>63871880
those kids are out there but the australian selectors are corrupt. hence why both the marsh boys are playing even though they are old and shit.
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I want to travel India
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>>63871880
>LE FUG LE XD XDXD

he's the product of ODI cricket not warne
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>>63871578
He's a 2nd tier midfielder along with the likes of Cotchin, Murphy, Jack Steven etc
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>>63871894
you speak of most australian women. go to a pub and get your dick wet, you spastic.
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>>63871848
Ausissy franchise when?
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>>63871905
steven has potential imo
>>
>tfw going to college handegg games in sydney
>tfw fucking all the american cheerleaders because of my smexy aussie accent

how can amerifats even compete
>>
It's over
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>>63871922
I live in a very wealthy area, the women have high standards and are stuck up as fuck

I want to bag a make up covered gargoyle with tits the size of my head
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>>63871951
pegging
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>>63871951
shane waughner
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>>63871900
come baby come
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>>63871951
Curtly Ambrose getting 7 wickets at the WACA
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>>63871951
Caribbean politicians

Got some hotties in parliament, the women are ok as well
>>
should bring on craig for one meme over Tbh
>>
what state of Australia gives the least fucks about cricket?
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>>63871946
We aren't even putting up a fight. Hardly surprising considering it's the Blackcaps we're talking about.
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based joe
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warner please go
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>>63871987
tassie
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>>63871987
NSW carries the national team, the rest of the States are casual at best
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>>63871951

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIFGOCGfGY8

>dem sounds of stumps exploding
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>>63871987
queensland. literally no one at the test
>>
Give the Peewees your power lads

\o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/
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I know Stork has a broken foot or whatever, but I've got a blister on my index finger from opening tins for the past three days
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>>63871979
yes please

>>63871987
Tasmania I guess. It's a pretty popular sport across al the states though
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>>63871987
NT

inb4 >state
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>>63872021
What sports do people from NT like?
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>>63871962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0
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so I got the $20 Streetwise Feast from KFC after someone from here suggested it today. Thanks anon, good value (as far as KFC goes) indeed
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>>63872024
you should have said ACT then chucklefuck
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>>63872041
AFL and sniffing petrol
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It's fucking hot lads
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>>63872003
1:36 might be one of the best sights ever
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>>63872061
It's a bit chilly lads
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>borns
>>
burns a shit

either drop him or bat him at 5
>>
got im
mini collapse incoming
>>
What a surprise

Let's end this Burns meme, he can't shelter Smoth from the new ball to save his life
>>
bullshit, that could've been anything
>>
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
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>>63872047
Yeah I had one for lunch and grabbed one to have for dinner later
>>
Smith will last one over
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>>63871947
hahahahahahaha
>he genuinely thinks "rich" women have standards and are not filthy whores
>>
>>63872081
>>63872089
>>63872091

Reminder that based, muscular and objectively elite statsautist predicted this from day 1.
>>
>Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns?
>>
>based lyon hits the winning runs

how mad will poo peeland be lads?
>>
>>63872141
boo urns is his nickname though
>>
>>63871951
i got ya covered, niggbro.

http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/212705/lingeried-ladyboys-please-each-other/
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>>63872134
they do have higher standards and expectations though. you're not going to be able to woo them with a two $12 cocktails and a ride in your VL turbo
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>>63872137
who didn't predict this? even in shield cricket burns has looked a lot better in the middle order
>>
NRL player probe: Who will be the biggest flop in 2016?
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>>63872160
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>>63872177
RTS
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>>63872176

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeething casuals
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>>63872174
Yeah coffee is so expensive
>>
>>63872177
Sam Burgess
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>>63872174
this

A trashy western sydney slut would be impressed I can afford to buy her a drink.

Rich bitches have a much higher bear minimum you need to reach
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Ajay, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Jewbook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of my cricket club, and starter on my rugby team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s at uni, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>63872174
you're probably right but they are still australian and australians are basically trash. i live in a fairly wealthy area too and but all those stuck up types have left here and most of the big houses are occupied by young mining mongs.
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>>63872191
>rich women will be wooed by coffee
maybe middle class women will be. rich women will be wooed by coffee if it's in Italy
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>>63872177
Jackson Hastings
>>
After 3 years of research and intensive investigation, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Captain Rubber Smothie. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic injokes. I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers.t. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Captain Rubber Smothie.
>>
>>63872207
>he thinks new money makes a person rich
You've got a lot to learn kid
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>>63872207
if you think you live in a rich area and you aren't in the Eastern or (certain) Northern suburbs of Sydney then you are objectively wrong

Everywhere else in the country is poor as fuck in comparison
>>
Such a pleasure to watch Smith the Second best batsman in the world.

If he can retain the strike I'm tipping Australia will "literally" lose no more wickets.
>>
>>63872216
how about putting your effort into trying to poo in loo rather than making sorry memes>>63872216
>>
>>63872216
poo in the appropriate place for poo to be

(not the street)
>>
>>63872228
they have more money than you. like i said, the old money toffee nose types have all about left here and now it's new money mongs. maybe you live in malcom turnbulls street or something but the majority of "wealthy" australians are still bogans with no taste.
>>
>>63872229
>tfw fell asleep in an alleyway in Woolloomoo

Nice place
>>
>>63872216
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on /cric/ by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is /cric/ . We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>
>>63872202
who the fuck is ajay
>>
maybe i should have a word to based worldly reality check to see if he can have a word to the ceo of cricket australia since he probably knows him and see if we can get a test match to tour all the big grounds in australia instead of being played at the same ground for the 5 days.

thoughts?
>>
>>63872253
>they have more money than you
nice try kid
>>
>>63872202
Ajay? oh yes I remember playing as you in Far Cry 4
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>>63872229
depends what you think rich is and why you would care. people that live for money are objectively sad cunts.
>>
>>63872269
Woolloomoo is trashy as fuck

Heaps of abos and dero cunts
>>
Warney's grouse at cricket
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>>63872245
>this flag
>this sport
>>
big storm about to hit lads
>>
>>63872276
referring to anonymous posters on 4chan as 'kid' doesn't mean are you wealthy. try harder next time you try to run with a gimmick, you povo cunt.
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>>63872274
I'm a traditionalist, I can stomach the pink night ball test but that is just too much. Part of the beauty about the test is watching the pitch deteriorate over the course of the game. Besides, if you played in the Gabba and had a good fall of wickets and then came to the SCG where it rained the whole day out it would seem like a bit of a waste.
>>
>>63872289
> people that live for money are objectively sad cunts

things every poor cunt say

You don't "live" for money. You live for success and the freedom to be able to do what you want. Instead of worrying about whether you can afford to eat KFC on a Sunday night like yourself
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>>63872292
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>>63872306
you don't know me kid. you know nothing about how much I make or what I do for a living. your jealousy is clear kiddo, maybe one day you'll be as rich as me
>>
>Australians are literally more autistic and dramatic than Americans

just when you think you've seen everything
>>
>>63872311
then how come i have inherited millions but i am still stuck here on 4chan everyday after i come home from the pub and brothel?
>>
>>63872325
just embrace it and remember every single post is a shitpost

even the posts that aren't
>>
>>63872322
>kid
>kiddo

What's high school like these days?
>>
Is Smithy fatter than Goose?
>>
>>63872305
My blinds e going mental and the picture on the TV is keeps getting tearing and shit, Brisbane I assume?
>>
>>63872312
damn zerogoose looks pissed
>>
>>63872332
because you have achieved nothing and are not content with your life because you are a failure

unearned money is just as bad as being poor
>>
Is Ian Smith related to Steve Smith?
>>
>>63872269
>>63872290
Woolloomooloo is the actual spelling, and I only point that out for the following reason: What a meme name for a place
>>
>>63872325
it's all irony la
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>>63872354
i have a masters in business though but i don't need to work now. are you telling me that i would feel accomplished to work 50 hours a week for something i already have?

take a hike, kiddo.
>>
Jaden Smith get a century today?
>>
>>63872337
I'm sorry what the fuck did you say to me? I'll have you know you're speaking to a BSA you cunt, I don't give a fuck about tests, they're objectively shit, all of you faggots think you're so coool with your memes and shitposts, you thin T20 is shit but you all stuff your faces with KFC and McDonalds like the good psuedo-BSAs you all strive to be.


It's all good cunts, maybe I'll let you taste my dick cheese some day, that's right I'm uncircumcised faggots.
>>
>>63872364
I'm liking this daring new take on the word lad
>>
>>63872371
Jaden Smith is a philosopher la
>>
>>63872348
Beaudesert mate, just started raining here. Supposed to be a bit of hail in it
>>
>>63872372
this is why americans will never be accepted among us

they just don't get it
>>
>>63872374
Every time I see it, I think of cantonese people ah ga ma
>>
memefit
>>
>>63872374
>new take
SEEEEEEEEEETHING newcunt
>>
>>63872370
money as a thing is nothing

when you achieve something substantial and are rewarded with money, then it becomes meaningful
>>
Can we get Zerobese on a shirt lads?
>>
>>
>>63872370
A hike is more rewarding than ephemeral wealth desu
>>
I need to run to the shops, to buy some grog to ride out this storm, what should I buy lads?
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>>63872412
why would you go and post this man?
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who /Sriracha/ here?
>>
>NZ "fielding"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63872412
he fucking killed her
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
kek

KEK


K-E-K


K E K
>>
kek

KEK

K E K

K - E - K
>>
POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING POO PEELDING
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fuck off
not watching this anymore desu
>>
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>63872424
me desu
>>
>PEE
>POO
>PEE
>POO
>WE CATCH THOSE BALLS AND MORE TOO
>>
baka
>>
>Shitner
>>
Thank you based Slater
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


MEMES!
>>
The sun was in his eyes guys, leave off it
>>
>>63872436
>>63872437
lel
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>>63872457
proxy off kiwi cunt
>>
That is fucking disgraceful
>>
So, where'd all the Poo Peelanders suddenly run off to?
>>
literal pooicide watc, Smoth dropped twice
>>
PEE POOLAND ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>
Is Steve Smith related to Stan Smith?
>>
>>63872467
Mordor
>>
warner to score a century this over lads

cap this post
>>
D
R
ON DAYBOO
P
P
E
D
>>
LGTSS

>SHITNER
>>
Santner on suicide watch
>>
>tfw it's an Amazing Adelaide nail-biter episode

So fucking based
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i shouted at the TV "drop it you cunt" or something to that effect
you are welcome, australia :>
>>
DROPPED THE ASHES
>>
Should've been wearing his sunnies desu
>>
How come everyone on 4chan is so wealthy?
>>
>santner in charge of not dropping the ashes
>>
>muh ONE incorrect decision cost us the game/series :(:(
>not McMeme bowling a spinner to Starc and getting clobbered for 20 odd
>not NZ batsmen flopping in the 2nd innings
>not the MULTIPLE drops so far in the Australian 2nd innings
It doesn't matter though. All we'll be hearing once >we win this test is >MUH SHITTY DRS.
>>
https://www.reddit.com/user/TomEmilioDavies

Which one of you is this?
>>
>>63872494
I'm pour an unedumacted but have a 12 inch dick
>>
>>63872494
didn't you know? everyone on 4chan has an engineering degree pulling in 300k a year and has an active sex life
>>
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lads.
>>
LEL

Smith confirmed for century
>>
>>63872504
me tb h fammm
>>
>>63872494
newstart
>>
Betting a tenner they'll show Hussey's drop against the Saffers at least three times.
>>
AFL player probe: How many of your teammates did you suck off last season?
>>
Is Smith an earth rocker?
>>
>>63872467
it's 7:30 on a sunday we're pre-loading for a big night
>>
>>63872494
I'm rich in blessings

put that in your """bank"""
>>
>>63872503
it's better than the Kiwis crapping about how nice they are and how mean the Aussies are after they lose
>>
that shot is just fucking ridiculous
>>
>that shot

kek
>>
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what a meme shot
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>>63872525
kek

KEK

K E K
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>You will never be the post match entertainment for the Indian Cricket Team

Why live?
>>
>>63872494

read Paradise Lost and get into advertising m8, guaranteed $40 million within a couple of years.
>>
>>63872509
Holly is like best friend material whereas Ellyse is the tomboy you play sports with and then in a tense moment pull down her sweaty shorts and do my signature move (one minute climax)
>>
>>63872494
advertising
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>>63872508
>engineering degree
>an achievement
>mfw
>>
brilliant, he has practiced that 1000 times
>>
>>63872528
Don't worry they'll do that as well, but the main focus will be on the one, singular incorrect umpiring decision that cost them the entire series and is the reason their country is backwards, and is the reason Jonah Lomu died.
>>
>>63872160
I ain't black tho
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imagine these people irl...
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>>63872509
Casey Eastham is better looking.
>>
>gayvid poorner
>>
nice one warner you shitcunt
>>
I know this is a bloody easy run chase but I'm feeling a bit nervous about it lads
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FUCK
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off to work lads
>>
>>63872562
come on m8 lets be ridiculous

even the Kiwis know that Lomu committed pooicide
>>
N O B A L L
O
B
A
L
L
>>
help us based longy
>>
>make an anti-afl post
>nobody replies

/cric/ confirmed /afl/ hugbox
>>
>>63872592
nah lad, i just don't like talking about faggy sports
>>
PLEASE BASED NIGEL CALL IT A NO BALL
>>
>>63872592
wtf is afl
>>
>>63872585
she is so fugly
>>
lads where are the wigids :D
>>
>>63872592

>liking cric and hating afl

unaustralian desu senpai
>>
god damn it, I knew Smith should've paid Llong more
>>
Thank fuck.

Just hoping >we at least make this test look close Tbh
>>
COLLAPSE IMMINENT

POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>
It was a no ball but I suppose we need to have a decision to make it "even"
>>
>>63872609
>afl
>only popular in the wog capital of australia
>not liking it is unaustralian

take a hike, kiddo.
>>
DAE Kiwis here think Warner is actually quite a based cunt?
>>
Give the Peewees your power lads

\o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/ \o\ \o/ /o/
>>
Out of smokes lads, gunna have to raid the ashtray
>>
>>63872612
when you put the maymay arrow is only for 'we" or for everything after "we" too
>>
>>63872612
It has always been close fampai.
Both teams have performed with the ball and struggled with the bat. I don't understand why you're all making out as though it'll be a miracle if NZ win from here. This test has shown that reaching 200 isn't easy.

I don't understand why Poo Peelanders always like to play the victim.
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>that faggot that actually went to taylor swift last night and actually took photos and posted them here
>>
>>63872541
You can be /cric/'s entertainment bb
tits out
>>
>>63872626
P O O
>>
>>63872627
some homeless cunt was picking bumpers from an ash tray at the pub last night so I went up and snapped a ciggie in front of him and then ground it into the wet ground

should have seen his face
>>
afl on pooicide and wogicide watch
>>
>>63872640

less embarrassing that going to a metal show tßh
>>
>>63872655
you're pretty cool
>>
>>63872629
Here's (You)r (You), fampai

I hope >our Australian friends bless (You) with one too
>>
>stove
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Rate my gf, lads.
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TUMBLING DOWN
U
M
B
L
I
N
G
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>>63872655
the devil has a place for you lad
>>
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way too high cunts
>>
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>>63872631
Can't speak for the other kiwis but I (the guy you replied to) just generally have low confidence in everything.
>>
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>>63872655

dude, look what your comment did to my carrot.
>>
Thats gonna JUST be umps call
fuck
>>
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>>63872640
TaySway is /cric/ as fuck
>>
>le we never get 50/50's xdxd
>>
>LE ALL 50/50 CALLS HAVE GONE AUSTRALIA'S WAY XDXD
>>
POOICIDE WATCH
>>
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>
How fucking high did it hit the pad though
>>
lads...
>>
>>63872698
>>63872699
samefag
>>
Who hype for another Shaun Marsh failure?
>>
fucking ump ball

that is a terrible decision
>>
>>63872699

kek

KEK

K E K
>>
that pink thing could've been anything
>>
SMARSH SAVE US
>>
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>post yfw you taste these delicious aussie tears
>>
>>63872698
>>63872699
>>63872682
>>63872713

LITERALLY POOOOOOOORIOUS
>>
>he hates foreigners video games anime and taylor swift
>his "job" is coming up with an unoriginal meme every day on a north korean piece of paper
>>
Hahaha

Its kickin off
>>
>>63872640
maybe it was secretly a girl
>>
NEED NEW THREAD
>>
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>>63872725
>>
>suddenly all the PPs are back

KEK
>>
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>>63872640
faglord detected
>>
>LE THERE IS LE NOTHING LE WRONG WITH LE UMPIRES CALL XDXDXD
>>
>>63872698
>>63872699
>>63872708
>>63872713
It was literally in line, and wasn't balled too short. It's a great ball, and Smith got fucking wrekd
>>
Reminder Marsh WILL score a century and redditgoose WILL be proven right AGAIN
>>
THREAD

>>63872745
>>63872745
>>
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who /fit/ here?

Thoughts on my new ink
>>
easy win desu, i wouldn't even be worried if >we were 10 wickets down as we have starc and lyon batting
>>
taylor swift is bland as fuck senpaitachi
>>
lets get this badboy to 1000
>>
>>63872741
>swole muscular successful australian noticed us
>>
>>63872746
fucking disgusting. she's like what, 25? trying hard to be a cute innocent little 14 year old. fucking cringy and disgusting
>>
>>63872746
>trashy white girl that makes shitty music
>good
>>
>>63872755
is this based Joshy?
>>
>>63872769
Her music is grouse you faggot
>>
>>63872814

yeah, it doesn't have guitars running into dual rectifiers and effeminate "men" screaming about their ex-girlfriend. It's shit.
>>
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>
Just bought a we vibe
>>
walkcunt on pooicide watch
>>
whats wrong with fallout 4? i was hoping it would be good.
>>
walkcunt on suicide watch
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