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AUS 3/66
TARGET 187
IT'S FUCKING ON LADS
>>63872753
who /damper/ here?
We got a fucking game lads.
Will you casuals kill yourselves when Shaun Marsh literally wins the test match for Australia?
we got a fucking meme lads
how can the umpire give that out
>le all the 50-50s
Friendly reminder that Lyon and Starc are our best batsmen
cheeky nevill 70 incoming
>>63872770
Mitchell maybe. Shaun will be lucky to break double figures.
>>63872777
we sure do
>>63872773
Ill be cum
>NZ still can't win the series
NO MORE MR NICE GUY
>>63872755
>simply not fat
>/fit/
yeah nah. at least put some effort into making some gains, you twig.
>>63872746
Nth for TaySway is a national treasure
>>63872750
you missed the point of my greentext m8. PP keeps whinging about umps call never going there way. Personally i'm a fan of it
>>63872794
yeah shame it's a dead rubber
>>63872753
loo
Lads 6 people on the current national team are people I went to school with
Should I kill myself for choosing academics over cricket?
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT
>us in charge of not being on pooicide watch
>>63872789
No.
Shaun Marsh LITERALLY will guide Australia home from here, and YOU will feel like an idiot.
alright lads, i've got a great fapping webm to post, should i wait til the dinner break or post it now
>>63872797
kek she looks like a dude in drag
no wonder she is so popular on 4chan
>>63872779
Umpires let you off a 100% wicket in the last inning.
Poopeelia has been let off of everything up until this point.
Imagine how hard you are going to get BTFO in NZ. These pitches are meme as fuck poopeelian pitches.
>>63872779
literally poorious
>>63872806
you never would have made it anyway
This is your average /cric/ poster in 2015
>>63872753
On lads now? Anything but the loo with you people
Seems like day/night tests are a good way for bowlers to statpad
is bieber the new michael jackson?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE
also why are new zealand bitches so hot?
>>63872806
I think you should kill yourself for the state of the West Indies team
>>63872818
>he actually unironically, literally believes everything he says in this post
Seek help.
Hope Shaun Marsh gets a duck but we still win
fucking hate how many chances he has had when his record is dog shit
>>63872803
australian batting belongs in the loo senpai
>>63872827
quicks anyway
>>63872812
Post it on /b/ you fucking loser
>>63872812
probs now
>>63872837
pics faggot
>>63872753
>tfw you and your mates are on an overcrowded bus and a couple of shelias get on
>>63872837
Go anyway you pussy
Beautiful shot from Shaun Marsh once again showing his elite muscular cricket genetics at work
starc and lyon could literally chase this total down.
Not even worried desu
>>63872831
which one is justin bieber?
>>63872837
Price it lier
>>63872821
Actually mate I could be playing for the team right now if I chose to have the surgery when I was 14 and didn't stop training.
LET'S GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
>hopes rest on Voges and Marsh
>>63872859
Australia will still win from here, but I PROMISE you that deluded NZ fans will try and claim a "moral victory".
>>63872837
Strut by naked la
>>63872812
Think of your BSA friends who might sleep soon and post now desu
>>63872852
mum said i have to wait until they are finished out there
>>63872837
Pics please
If you get caught say it's for a friend halfway around the world
Then fuck your sister and your friends too
>>63872869
You should be more worried about poopeelia making to to 100 runs m8
>>63872867
me too mate
I had a heap of potential but I had a hernia when I was 13 and never played again after it. I think I had a really chance of being a semi-pro player at minimum
bird literally shat on my shoulder through a window
bit of good luck for the lads i think
>>63872867
do you work for AT&T?
>>63872883
Hi Tom Davies
>>63872891
>this is what filthy shit covered cunts actually believe
>>63872873
Voges is UNIRONICALLY an excellent batsman who has been mistreated and ignored by the Australian selectors for the last 10 years.
He's LITERALLY averaging more than Kane RIGHT NOW
>>63872883
>mum said
KEK
what a faggot
Just go bomb and they'll clear out
>>63872892
Are all Australians shit at being funny or is it just this guy?
>>63872836
He gets it.
>>63872811
mfw
Does S Marsh have a single shot besides the forward defensive push?
I'm not joking when I say that I think every shot he's played this test match has been a forward defensive push.
>inb4 LE YEAH ALL 3 OF THEM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
He's probably played at a dozen or so balls, and every single time he's done the same forward push.
>>63872851
completely westernized Indian women are shit.
i think the new zealand nice guys will hand this win over to australia to boost their morale and because it's the first day/night test so they should be the ones to claim they won it. what do you think lads, they're such nice guys aren't they
>>63872877
>We ALMOST had hope against the Australians before dinner time, boys
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63872901
???
>>63872896
I would do anything to fuck prime Kylie
hottest woman alive
>>63872887
you're not my friend cunt
>>63872896
gay
>>63872891
Is that bird related to Jackson Bird?
>>63872916
Australia doesn't really have anything else, so yeah we should should let them have this one.
Australia to be all out for 185, Shaun Marsh to get run out while going for the winning runs.
>>63872914
I would let them poo on my street if they let me watch desu
>>63872896
wtf is that kylie?
>mfw cheekily slipping my hand in a slags pants and grabbing her butt whilst making out
>>63872910
It was a serious question
>>63872917
This is what they will say, but it will be completely unironic.
>haha we almost won! XDXD
>>63872916
McCuddha's message of love and peace radiates through our team.
>commentators ripping into Marsh
based
>>63872909
>bomb
>being this underage
>calling anyone else a faggot
kick your self
>>63872914
>Priyanka Chopra is shit
>being this wrong
And here I was thinking you fucks would at least be experts in shit
>>63872896
Who's the trap on the right?
>>63872925
I'm not your cunt, hoss
>>63872890
Same here m8.
I broke my left arm at a critical moment in my career when I just got selected to play for Mumbai u17. I was one of the leading wicket takers in the tournament before that. I think I could have at least made it to the IPLel if not the national team.
>>63872948
>I have to do what mum said
>accusing anyone else of being underage
KEK
>>63872949
>rating bollywood sluts
>>63872890
KEK nice peelusion
>>63872949
>fake accent means she is westernised
kek
KEK
>>63872958
Too much arse
>>63872958
Friendly reminder of Shaun Marsh's achievements.
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/batting/most_runs_career.html?id=6636;type=series
>>63872941
>It's all in good fun, as long as we're m8s when it's all said and done.
K E K
E
K
>>63872914
>qt on the right
I would let her poo anywhere she wants to, tbphwy pham
mum said i cant have any food before tea, but she hasnt even started tea...
>>63872984
in your mouth?
>dirty cunt
>>63872914
I know a girl who looks like the one on the left, fuck me she's a qt
I wish she would poo on my face
>>63872975
If you take away his one good innings he scored 6 runs from 5 innings for an average of 1.2
>>63872979
Fuck off seppo
>>63872991
Run the water and knock some mail onto the floor.
That's what I do when I wanna teach mommy a lesson.
>>63872984
Not sure why everyone thinks 3 is the best girl. I don't even look at her, 1 and 2 are literal semen lemons.
>>63872969
She's still really pretty mate. I'd love to pull a bird like her if I wasn't such a lazy sadcunt.
Daily reminder that Shaun Marsh is the 2nd most talented batsman in the country behind Steve Smith.
This is an objective fact, and is agreed upon by people who are knowledgeable in cricket in Australia.
72% of viewers have faith in the Marsh brothers
Are you one of them?
>>63872972
my son u best be kidding. i see these "westernized" indian bitches here everyday and let me tell u they're bad AS FUCK. the women u have over there are literal poo poo compared to what we have
>>63872971
yeah whatever cunt
>Blindly hating Smarsh
Can you get any more reddit? Genuine question, I dont think you can
>>63873005
Left is my favorite fampai desu
But all 3 are 3 different branches on the goddess tree.
>>63873004
but that will reset my good boy points
>>63873010
I have faith in Mitch becoming eventually good
>>63873005
beauty is influenced by culture
white bois on 4chan always have weird taste according to me desu
>>63872896
Bruh is that Kylie Minogue?
>>63873023
hating watson is more reddit Tbh
>>63873019
perfection
a lot of lucky dudes were lucky enough to get inside that
why are there so many poopee commercials dealing with "how can I raise my family" fucking tea. Where are the pharmaceutical and electronics? Seriously, India or England is the worst country.
>>63873015
the fuck are you even trying to say
>>63872914
1>>>>>>>2>>3
they could all get it though
>>63872907
kek
KEK
K E K
I can LITERALLY name you TEN middle order batsman better than Vogeshit.
>gf just asked 'is smarsh any good?'
She so cute
>>63872833
I would
But the meme20 makes me feel kind of okay in a way
Nobody gives a fuck about cricket here but at least for the memesledges the stadiums are filled out. It's an abstract kind of feel. My friends call me a faggot for watching cricket yet they're at the oval drinking and celebrating more than anyone for the CPL.
>>63873002
You'll miss me when I'm gone, friend. ;_;
Here's Lady Gaga, America's gift to the world, and a metaphor for my contributions to /cric/
>>63873023
Smarsh is the new Watson, in that regard.
The casual reddit/Fox Sports Facebook page commenting normies need to have someone to openly hate to try and appear knowledgeable.
>>63872997
Culinary casual tßh
http://munchies.vice.com/articles/we-spoke-to-a-guy-from-the-restaurant-that-serves-poo-flavoured-curry
>>63873051
are you the gaga-ravens poster?
>>63873056
That is LITERALLY Voges, Smarsh is complete trash
>>63872896
>>63872921
>>63872933
>>63872951
>>63873035
WHY AM I ONLY AWARE OF THIS NOW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSUgFCjcSWA
SHAUN MARSH IS NOT A GOOD BASTMEN
Upboats please :^)
>You know he's a talent
Good joke warnie
>>63873045
bad AF = sexy
in other words
westernized indians bitches > other indian bitches
Is Brendon McKekold the worst captain of all time?
Is Stan Marsh playing?
>>63873035
yeah lad and ginger spice
>>63873037
>tfw no kylie gf
>>63873051
So you're saying Lady GaGa is nothing?
>it's a Craig over
>>63873064
You seem to be lost friendo
https://www.fb.com/foxsportsaus/
>bowling craig
JUST
>>63873001
>averages 2.83
>High score 11
>Batting at no.3
>in 6 innings
>Against India
>At Home
How he ever got to play a single test after this series is so far fucking beyond me.
>Craig
Fuck sake why is he even on the team?
>>63873065
this has to be up there with the all time GOAT potential threesomes
>>63873065
Kylie Minogue played Cammy in the SF movie
She was pretty fucking hot in that leotard
>letting marsh hit you for a boundary
>>63872914
traditional in that they don't poo in the loo?
would maxwell do any worse than marsh in this team, imagine the dank memes we would see
>>63873068
you replied to the wrong poster friend
>>63873064
Hating on Voges is retarded.
Anyone with half a brain knows why he's in the team and that there isn't anyone in shield cricket better than him.
At least with Shaun Marsh you can argue that 'insert batsman who plays for/is from my state" should be in instead
>>63873095
AND he can bowl
>>63873095
>Glenn Maxwell probably wont bat in test cricket for australia ever again
Feels fucking terrible man, this form oif the game needs way more memes
>Craig's bowling
HAHA TIME FOR BOUNDARIES
>>63872958
underrated post Tbh
>>63873108
Smith's too autistic to bowl him
Voges is just as good at bowling as Maxwell, but he doesn't get shit
>>63873060
no senpai. im everyones favorite freshcunt
>>63873074
*sobs americanly*
>>63873091
Oh man thank for you for reminding me of this. Fucking delicious.
>>63872958
P A W G
A
W
G
>>63873081
because the reality is that selecting and out of form guy and playing him at number 3 when he's obviously not in a position to play solely because of one BBL match at Docklands was stupid and doesn't provide an adequate judgement of his ability.
You judge a player when you select them in form.
V O G E S
O G E S
G E S
E S
S
>>63873127
damn
if >we insist on playing washed up old cunts in the team why doesn't cheeky cunt bailey get a gig. his bants are top tier
>>63873122
I was trying to be real subtle about what runs through an armchairs selectors mind
we've lost this unless we get a wicket soon
Drop Smarsh and get Boofs brother Jake Lehmann in I say
>>63873141
MATCHfIXING
ATCHFIXING
TCHFIXING
CHFIXING
HFIXING
FIXING
IXING
ING
NG
G
>>63873145
>le cheeky bants man
just fuck off reddit fucking shit
>>63873127
>That visible fat gut and man jaw
DISGUSTING
>>63873136
https://www.reddit.com/user/yeahnahteambalance
This is you, isn't it?
What is with all you WA losers being ledditors?
>>63873151
astute observation danielle.
clever girl.
>>63873157
BUTTHURT
UTTHURT
TTHURT
THURT
HURT
URT
RT
T
Why are there no Maori cricketers?
New Zealand needs a quota policy to end their racist selections desu
>>63873157
You're gonna upset the autists with that little f
>>63873157
>LE FIGGS IS ING XDXD
>>63873166
that's LITERALLY a feminine jaw you seething fucking casual
defined doesn't mean masculine
did a big poo today
Nigel Llong for the MOTM, MOTS, AB Medal, possible Knighthood when Tones makes his return
>>63873169
I don't understand how you can keep using >leddit XDXD as an insult when you CLEARLY browse there FREQUENTLY, since you keep accusing random anons of being specific ledditors once every couple of hours.
>>63873166
Please Mr. BSA (Big Strong Australian)
Please upvote my posts
>>63873184
she does have a pretty manly jaw desu
Just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63873176
failor is maori, no?
>it's a craig over again
If Australia can manage to score just 100 more runs they will win this test match
>>63873192
nice reply yeahnahteambalance
downboated
>>63873136
>200 FC innings
>FC average 38.50
>16 100's
I don't think he's ever been in form desu, atleast not deserves to be in the Australian test team form.
>>63873166
>fat gut
ask your doctor about TRT
>>63873201
t. Ian Healy
>>63873198
definitely not a maori
>>63873198
Samoan
I bet you think Symonds was abo as well.
>>63873166
Found the Low Test faggot
LE FUG LE ZHORN MARZH XDXD
t. Seething freshcunt casual
>>63873194
Is his name Caitlyn?
>>63873207
go back to leddit and stay there you faggot
>>63873220
symmonds is a monkey bruv
>>63873194
>That push up bikini to give the illusion of big breasts
OBVIOUS INSECURITY AND FATHER ISSUES
DISGUSTING
>>63873234
>FATHER ISSUES
This makes my dick hard
>marsh out of the single digits
ITS FUCKING OVER
>>63873240
Mine too but abort ASAP post fuck my friend.
>>63873247
he can get out now and safely know that his spot is secured for the next test series
McMeme is fucking ugly
This partnership is looking good.
Voges on century watch
>LE FUG LE HODSPOD XDXD
>>63873274
did he find his hat in an 80s fine dining restaurant?
>>63873274
It won't last. Best they can hope for is a draw.
Lady gaga ruined American horror story
>>63873295
nice work not keeping up with the latest memes
Gonna go sleep /cric/
Hope the lot of you cunts at least watch the Windies test with me
Nite
>>63873288
He travels all around the world to collect hats.
>>63873234
I searched long and hard for the finest image for my Big Strong friends. I hope this one pleases (You)
>>63873311
night niglet
>>63873308
Daddario's improving it tho, I hope she sticks around
Who /ExMachina/ here?
>>63873319
...that's actually a flawless pan
I almost want some wickets to fall just so this match will have a bit of life in it.
Why can't NZ be fucking competitive at anything other than rugby union and netball.
>>63873322
Why are one piece's so fucking based?
>even ian smith doesnt like the craig meme
Craig is a very experimental bowler who is willing to vary his line and length to keep the batsmen on their toes.
He has many balls in his repitoire, including the full toss, the short outside leg and the spin bouncer
>>63873334
Just too nice desu
>>63873320
#culturalappropriation #forshame #disgusting #impeachModi
>>63873311
It's sunday m8
>>63873334
based Reality Christ dropping truth bombs
>>63873334
World Cup final all over again
Good thing they picked Craig over Wagner. We're totally seeing the justification of the selection here.
>>63873351
He'll wear everything but a muzzie cap.
going to bed too /cric/
Thanks for the unconventional shitposting, and learning some new stuff.
I don't know why I love this game, but I'll keep watching. Also, the poopoopeepee commercials are interesting, and I wished US Football would go for the shorter 5 sec commercials. When they can. Take care.
night.
mitch marsh is literally shitting himself up in the stands
>>63873322
>That fat gut
>That pudgy as fuck body
>Wearing eye makeup at a swimming competition
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
OBVIOUSLY INSECURE (MAKEUP)
SWIMS COMPETITIVELY AND STILL PUDGY (OBVIOUS FAT GENE)
3/10
>>63873379
Night Night BSA, please come back tomorrow
>>63873334
Because they're only good at sports nobody plays.
>>63873379
>not staying up for BSA real nigga hours
>>63873333
it's a non sticky pan.
getting worried lads
>>63873392
Drop the trip
>>63873383
>That pudgy as fuck body
muh dick, and i'm not even one of those >muh hight test cunts
>the only one mcmeme doesn't review is an actual wicket
kek
KEK
>>63873388
>tomorrow
only for the general, this game will be done in a few hours
>>63873392
Some butt flustered virgin will report this, surely.
NOT OUT
>review trash
>dont review that
fuck
Poor fucking captaincy
>>63873392
>>63873405
proxy of lad
>>63873379
fuck off gandoo
>Umpire's call
Thank fuck
>>63873414
yeah dude
>>63873416
>>63873417
it would have stayed as ump call
>Reality Check Reality Check
>He lives in Indonesia
>Reality Check he never gets sex
do you guys like my based lyrical ability?
>>63873416
>exposing yourself
McMeme was right, it would have defaulted to umpire's call
>>63873416
>>63873417
>>63873410
knot your sails lads
>>63873392
>his net worth is only 8 figures
>>63873443
bars
>>63873444
>>63873440
thanks lads i wasnt actually watching the game
Meme man leaving craig on
Is he some kid of mastermind?
>le i believed in marsh the whole time
>>63873392
Man those thai lads that hang around Parramatta river toilets are thirsty as fuck, I'm not even gay but a guaranteed blowhjob, I can't resist.
im going to kill craig if he doesnt get a wicket
>>63873462
who are you quoting?
Redditgoose on elite and muscular cricket knowledge watch
marsh will literally score a century
cap this post
I think I'm starting to see what mccullum's endgame is.
>losing again
>he brags on a loatian octopus anime sex website about his sex life with an indonesian muhammad lady
>>63873480
>now we'll take the loss but at the end we shake their hands lads and strike a win for the spirit of cricket
>>63873480
nah lad, its losing on prupose so he can come out and be mr nice guy about the lyon decision to the press
who mild /phimosis/ here?
>>63873474
There arent enough runs to chase senpai
Redditgoose on poster of the year watch
V O G E S
O G E S
G E S
E S
S
>>63873491
Just you I think.
>he watches people sunbathe all day touching each others balls and sticks
match is over, strayawinslol
>>63873487
RC is satire breh
Anyone else have a legit diagnosed mental illness?
Onset schizophrenia here
put basedwell and GOALT on again shitcullum
>>63873491
here
I can stretch it half way down now after two years of work, when I couldn't move it at all before
>>63873500
yes there are you retard
>>63873514
where's the thread counter at lad
>>63873514
I had electroconvulsive therapy yesterday for my depression
finally starting to feel not shit after 14 years
>>63873511
>he watches people watching people sunbathe all day touching each others balls and sticks
Is there anything more comfy then seeing this approaching and feeling the rush of cold breeze
Santa is better than Craig ffs.
so lads has the series been a letdown?
GET A FUCKING WICKET CRAIG
if Southee was from above the equator he'd be Northee
Please, I want off this McMeme ride. Please get Bane who actually knows a thing about cricket instead of le gambling spirit of the game manlet.
>>63873487
Is that image supposed to represent you? Because it looks exactly how I picture you right now. Hunched over your keyboard typing your shitty may mays furiously, because you are so fucking jealous that I live such a based lifestyle. Get over it mate and go out and improve yourself.
>>63873539
should be 5 tests in bowling friendly conditions
>Basedwell
>>63873537
getting your dick sucked?
what are today's (you) counts at lads?
5 here
>>63873537
that is pretty amazing
>>63873541
underrated
Zerobese on successful hollywood blockbuster watch
>>63873541
careful, you might trigger shiv sena
>>63873539
yes
>>63873383
I almost gave up, and then I found the perfect woman.
Luckily for you I'm dedicated to saving our friendship :^)
>>63873544
he'll retire soon la
>>63873514
Tourettes and mild OCD
Not fun senpai
Will the Kiwis ever beat us in anything ever again?
What's the point of partnering with DD when D-Horse can be used as a free car, can turn you invisible when you lean to one side a walk and can spin out cars with his shit?
>>63873539
yes, the pitches were shit and Kane, Taylor, Bracewell and Southee have been the only players worth looking twice at
>>63873514
I caught depression when a girl I liked didn't like me back
AHAHAHA IT'S A MAKE FUN OF TAYLOR'S CAREER COMMENTARY SESSION
>>63873549
I wouldn't know
>>63873544
I like his fielding tb h
>>63873572
Why cant you command D-Dog to shit?
>>63873539
was expecting a much better kiwi side
>>63873537
Pretty glorious desu. Even as a Nepalese Cave Painting forum dweller I can appreciate the power of nature.
>>63873591
Why can't you command Quiet to shit?
>>63873572
Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/cLoytewvn0g
Dedicated to Brendan McCullum
MGSV sucked ass
Fallout 4 sucked ass
Video games suck ass
>>63873514
Yeah but then the doctor told me to RIP (rest in pussy)
>>63873608
MGSV was alright
Fallout 4 is shit though
>>63873608
>Vidya just isnt as fun anymore
Horrible feel
What's for lunch/dinner lads?
>>63873618
age? what is fun for you now?
>>63873626
this meme has to stop
>>63873608
>>63873618
Have you played Antichamber?
>le fallout 4 sucks XD
>le video games aren't fun anymore
>>63873626
>guaranteed freshcunt replies
outside the line you dumb kiwi cunts
another wasted review inbound
MCMEMEVIEW
Way outside the line lol
>ROCK AND ROLL
>>63873626
>ketchup/hot sauce on lamb and bananas
why
>>63873626
just coffee just like yesterday
gotta lose the kg
>>63873638
I got it from a humblebundle, but haven't played it yet
any good?
>>63873514
satyriasis, but I've been getting better...kinda.
>>63873639
where's based Joshy to put these vidya nerds in their place?
>>63873641
You could literally hear one of the players say it was outside
>just rock and roll me a bit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
>>63873608
MGSV literally has the best gameplay/mechanics of any MGS game ever, even if the story is weak by comparison
Fallout 4 has more content at launch than almost any game of the past decade, and is similar to Fallout 3 which was critically acclaimed, but with updated graphics/slightly updated gameplay. The only downside is that it didn't evolve much, and the usual Bethesda launch bugs are still there. You can fucking guarantee that if Fallout 4 was released by "Hipster Indie Studios #3" it would be lauded as GOTY and be rated 10/10 everywhere.
lele mcmemes reviews this series
>>63873651
he got blown out by me, sorry to say lad
Does McCullum even know the rules?
>wasn't even umpires call
KEK
>>63873629
21
Not much. CS It good for an hour or two a day but gets stale after a couple of weeks
Playing MGS now, enjoying it but only 4-5ish hours in, waiting for the inevitable repeated missions and unfinished story
50 hours into Fallout 4 and its fucking stale & boring
not out ',;^)
FUCK THIS ROCK AND ROLL FAGGOT. HE JUST HAD TO SAY IT. FUCKING DAY RUINED
based Nige
Rock And Roll it!
>>63873638
really enjoyed this.
Playing Brutal Meme mod at the moment and am unironically loving it.
>>63873669
good thing it's almost over then
so what's for dinner lads? I'm making /damper/ sandwiches
>>63873666
maybe take a break from the vidya for a while? If you aren't having fun then there's no point in playing 2bh
smithy on suicide watch
>>63873687
I 'took a break' for the last 3 months when I had uni
>pharmacist dies at stereosonic from a drug overdose
how ironic
Picked up Battlefield Hardline on sale, wtf is this shit?
Still enjoy a game of 4 once in a while
>>63873669
>>63873674
What is the problem, you autists?
It's literally a term used to save time and make the DRS process go quicker, as opposed to saying "Just slowly rewind it and then play it forward again repeatedly at the point where the ball passed the bat".
Calm the fuck down.
>>63873648
Antichamber really messes with your brain but I love playing it.
>>63873686
Havin a cheeky 3am tea and chocolate
>>63873697
Did you pay more than $20 for it?
>>63873701
Is it spooky? I dont like spooky games. Looks interesting tho
>>63873655
>MGSV literally has the best gameplay/mechanics of any MGS game ever
it's LITERALLY a downgrade from 4's mechanics, the level design is horrible, the stealth is casualised and you repeat the same ten missions for 60 hours
> Fallout 4 has more content at launch than almost any game of the past decade
What is Xenoblade Chronicles
What is Xenoblade Chronicles X
What is Fallout New Vegas
What is Just Cause 2
What is Shin Megami Tensei IV
What is Shin Megami Tensei Devil Survivor 2 Record Breaker
What is Final Fantasy XII
literally off the top of my head nerd
>similar to Fallout 3
that's a bad thing, Fallout 3 sucked
> if Fallout 4 was released by "Hipster Indie Studios #3" it would be lauded as GOTY
because a Hipster Indie Studio doesn't have 1% of the budget of Bethesda
>>63873704
Yes, $30
>>63873719
autist
>all this /v/
don't you guys have real lives?
>>63873700
Or he could just say 'roll it' you fucking sped
Just introduced my Mollucan princess to this shitty forum guys. She wants to show you her favourite meme which is pic related. You probably won't get it though.
>>63873655
And if Fallout was made by EA or Ubisoft it would have been shat on for all it's bugs and glitches, but when Bethesda does it it's "cute" and "charming"
>>63873741
'roll it' would imply that he just wants to watch it in motion, not back and forth. fucking idiot, get a fucking life cunt. jesus christ, for fucks sake
>>63873719
>literally off the top of my head nerd
Fallout 4 literally has MORE content than ALL of those games.
>that's a bad thing, Fallout 3 sucked
Fallout 3 was WIDELY regarded as one of the best open-world games of ALL TIME at it's launch.
>because a Hipster Indie Studio doesn't have 1% of the budget of Bethesda
Do I take this to mean that you agree with me? That the reception would be vastly different had the studio NOT been Bethesda?
Do you understand how fucking retarded that is? Basing your judgement of a game on the developer that made it rather than the quality of the game itself?
>>63873719
R E L A X
Interactive memes haven't been good in years.
We ROCK N' ROLL now?
>>63873746
>Australian Cricket fans the image
>>63873741
>he could just say 'roll it you fucking sped
>>63873741
"Roll it" implies that it be played forward normally, i.e "Roll the tape".
"Rock and roll" makes sense and saves time. Stop being so fucking autistic over nothing.
Still poorious about the Lyon review tbqh
>>63873750
It's not cute or charming, it hurts the game to have those issues at launch. If Bethesda were able to release Fallout and Elder Scrolls games without any bugs at launch they would be near-perfect.
However, the detriment of a few bugs doesn't turn a legitimately great game into a failure like some people are claiming.
>>63873792
>SCREECH!
okay thats pretty funny
>>63873785
>It's not cute or charming
Tell that to the Fallout and Skyrim poomunity
>>63873754
>being this mad over griget
Coke > Pepsi
R.I.P Siddle's nan
>>63873803
A lot of that poomunity are underage kids/casuals to whom Skyrim was literally their first RPG.
I've been the one defending FO4 in these threads, but I agree that for the most part the community around Bethesda games is very toxic, inexperienced in video games, and uninformed.
I, however, have probably played more video games than anyone in this thread so don't lump everyone together.
>>63873822
Mr. Pibb > Coke > Pineapple Fanta >Pepsi >>>>>> Shasta
>>63873831
OBESITYGOOSE
I want nerds to FUCK OFF
>>63873836
>he just realizes this NOW
spotted the SEEETHING freshcunt
>>63873838
This actually. I don't mind video games but people obsessed with RPGs are boring no lifers.
>>63873833
BARQ'S ROOTBEER > ALL
IT HAS BITE
lads, I don't think my (you) is working
post webums
@63873861
Somebody help this man
>>63873861
Here I think I can help
>>63873877
oh it is. thanks.
it didn't work for one of my other posts though, I wonder why
>>63873701
thanks for reminding me
I got stuck in a loop for hours the last time I played this and I'm getting the itch to resume the game
any of you lads like cricket?
#thunderstorms is now trending in #Brisbane
>>63873881
Chances are you don't have a static IP and your mum reset the connection just before someone replied to your post.
>>63873870
Thats andre adams tho
>>63873895
Fuck no. Just here for KFC posting tbqh
I got so fat during this series eating snack burgers, wicked wings and fries.
Starting to sort myself out now though.
>>63873895
what? oh you mean week paddle
>>63873899
I don't live with my mum mate
>tfw somebody breaks into your home just so they can reset your router
>>63873905
KEK
>>63873905
>nerdy white guy with short shorts and his dick in a fanny back
would literally get murdered in the United States, or just go to jail and become fuck meat
>>63873905
kek
>>63873908
>replying to a seething essendon shitposter
Dont do that
Have another (You) anyway
>>63873917
>nerdy white guy with short shorts and his dick in a fanny back
you realise that's the entire """""music"""" scene in Australia, right?
>>63873905
/cric/ goes to the cricket
>>63873905
Done this with a pizza box and asked if someone wanted the last slice. Opened the top to reveal my flaccid penis through a strategically placed hole
>>63873917
Why are you proud of this?
Seriously why would anyone want to live in America?
>>63873905
lmao
>>63873924
Or you could go to good festivals
Do you have to tip the guy in the bathroom that hands you a paper towel in Australia?
Never been in the situation before this weekend
>>63873932
Hey, put your dick in a fanny pack as a skinny guy with short shorts, get fucked by a bear who wants a sissy to deposit his cum in, thats how this shit works man
/cric/ would be so much better without seppos and RC
>>63873941
can't be bothered leaving Australia tb h
>>63873944
Seek help
>>63873831
>le best game of teh year is fallout 4 why aren't u playing it i haven't either but ye
I bet you not one of them has played anything before 3.
>>63873942
>australia
>tipping anyone
>>63873917
LE BIG STRONG AMERICANS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR FUCKING NOTHING ARE YOU SCARED YET YOU FAGGOTY CUNTS FUCK YEAH
>>63873951
>poo peeland can't handle the banter
confirmed for being a skinny white kid who wears short shorts and fanny packs to concerts
>>63873946
Some BSAs are ok, but there's one who unironically follows e-"""""""""sports"""""""", is a literal teenager and CONSTANTLY tries to remind us that he's here and his flag is different to ours to get attention.
He can fuck off.
2 wickets to fall in the second over after lunch. Cap this post
>>63873942
Can someone actually answer this wrt America too?
Why do I have to give money to all these random faggots? Do I tip at KFC? What the fuck
>>63873961
2bh m8 peepee surprise is no reason to lose your freedom, family
its just good fun
>>63873923
The only person seething here is you. Many have come before you. Understand this. I am the lion. I am the great beast lazing in the savannah. And you are merely the gnat that momentarily disturbs my languor with a buzz buzz buzz from a shitpost in 2013. Now begone with you, gnat, whilst I close my lion eyes and dream of gored bloody elk meat
>>63873905
Couldn't they detain you for that or something?
>>63873931
how did it go lad
>>63873962
>he doesn't believe in professional gaming
get rekt cunt
>>63873955
No I agree with this.
Most video game "communities" are cancerous as hell, and FULL of freshies and normies.
>>63873966
>lunch
>>63873981
She was thinking about detaining him with a strong grip, rhythmically. You can see it in her body language.
>>63873978
>mess with the bull, you get the horns
>>63873990
No, that's EXACTLY it.
I do believe in Professional Gaming. That is exactly what it should be called.
"Professional Gaming".
Trying to label it a "sport" is just factually incorrect and reeks of trying to remove the nerd stigma.
>Reality Check will never get banned
>>63873946
This tbqh
>>63874011
>video games trigger me
>>63874004
Wrong analogy. He's an insignificant micro-organism, not worth me getting angry with him.
>it's a Mark Taylor goes fishing dinner break
>>63873985
I laughed the most, the others were sort of shocked and disturbed. Never got invited back to that persons place
>>63874019
>>63873946
freshies detected
>>63873981
If she thinks she'd enjoy internment on Manus for the next 50 years for being downright unAustralian, then sure. I'm sure these days she was practically raped according to some though. I think the body language shows she was loving every laugh.
>>63874029
>not getting the meme
SEEEEEEEEETHING NEWCUNT
>>63874044
Nice damage control.
>>63874039
>LE FRESH CUNT XD XD
RC has always been a faggot, I wish the old trips were back
victoria are going to win the shield again this season 2bh lads
>>63874019
>he hasn't killed.himself yet
How long till they start playing the cricket till again
>>63874053
I could literally say the same to you. Stay new RC
>its an RC thread
>tfw in a drought
why is down south getting all the rain
>>63874028
You don't even know what you're arguing anymore, or who you're arguing with.
When you develop into a fully grown adult and lose that teenage excitement you'll be able to pay attention in situations like this.
Was watching the cricket with my brother and Ollie Wines. My brother said "I would love to know what its like to play on the Adelaide Oval, I wish I knew someone who did". Ollie Said "Well you can ask us" My Brother started laughing and said "oh yeah I forgot you guys play there", he laughed so hard he had to take 5 minutes to compose himself, when he return Ollie said "I see it runs in the family. I said "what does" he said "never mind".
>>63874058
ahahaha Silent Manlet I remember that cockhead.
He used to get consistently BTFO by me every week on Vaughn.
>>63873951
you a poofter mate?
>>63874076
being almost 40 days for me lad
i know this feel
The pink ball should be used for every test.
It's much easier to see on TV and at the ground.
>>63874079
Want some salt with those tears? Oh wait that massive cumshot from an abo has like a months worth of sodium for you
>>63874096
ARE YOU AT THE GROUND MATE?
COVERS Y/N?
>>63874096
They should put a microchip in it so it glows on TV and we can see the trail as it's bowled.
zerogoose we need a new thread mate
haha i have no idea what cricket is here im just here to post a post haha
>>63874074
fuck that's pathetic
>>63874106
should have a multi-ball session tßh
>>63874096
this is what ice hockey needs, cant see the black puck on tv.
>>63874110
Indeed it was. Hopefully Matt/Roosterman has moved on since this.
>>63874110
you hating on based RC m8?
>>63874113
That's a good point, but I assume having a black puck is more important, to contrast with the white ice.
>>63874113
sorry mate, this is a board for talking about sport
>>63874117
What a based photo lads. I missed some classic /au/sp moments, for sure.
Here's to another great year on 4chan.
>>63874117
who? oh that tripfag?
doesn't bother me.
>filtered
>VOGESHIT
Has anyone had OAK cookies and cream? do yourself a favour and go down to the servo and get one, greatest milk drink ever. Another new one that had was peanut butter anc choc.
>THAT WAS LIVE
>>63874119
what do you think about the latest Don Bradmans lad
Called it. Tumbling down.
>>63874130
no need to be jealous of his life m8
>its a marsh and marsh episode
run out inc Tbh
Marsh/Marsh 45 partnership
YOU FUCKING BEAUTY
GOALT
>poopeeland now believe
LMAO
THEY HAVE HOPE
THEY ACTUALLY HAVE HOPE
KEK
E
K
>>63873966
>lunch
but oh shit is it happening
Shaun Marsh WILL make it to 49 and run himself out at 185 and NZ will win.
>>63874137
I don't know anything about his life.
>bat #6
>average 23
>this fucking match
marsh/marsh will win this test and they will be stuck in the team forever. ffs
IT BEGINS
>both Marshes
Marsh^2
last 2 digits is how many Neville will need to make when he comes in
Elite muscular opinion:
If Australia are going to lose, they're going to lose now. The post-dinner period is the most dangerous, especially with PP
>>63874130
a bet you've never worked in advertising have you? Don't even know the pain of having your little sister murdered overseas? The frustration of having your promising AFL career cut short by a cruel injury.
Show some respect, I bet your net worth is only 3 million TOPs.
>March
>>63874174
about right Tbh
NEW THREAD
>>63874173
>>63874173
>>63874173
>>63874173
ABOUT FUCKING TIME VOGES HAHA YOU USELESS EDGING HACK
Is there a more biased commentator than Ian Smith?
>>63874134
>tfw this will never go on sale.
marsh? more like swamp am i right
Tripfags on eternal pooicide watch
>>63874132
bullshit, weak as piss. ChocMint is goat
walkcunt on suicide watch
