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Australia Vs New Zealand 3rd Test

AUS 4/115

TARGET 187
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FIRST FOR /DAMPER/
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poo peeland on pooicide watch
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how many (You)s will based Reality Christ get in this thread lads?
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>>63874173
fucking hot lads
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Reminder that BSAs will save /grig/
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DARSH BROS
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Fucking based thread op, the spergs will be SEETHING
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I want to support Holly by holding down one end of the pitch while she scores a century
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>>63874202
lewd
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Friendly reminder that David Hussey averages 52 in first class cricket and never played a test for australia
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who /dominos/ here?

driver eta 3 mins
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Just so you virgins know, you can easily tell that Holly doesn't have perky tits and they are going to sag like sacks of shit once you get her in the missionary position.
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>>63874190
>he hasn't killed himself yet
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>>63874215
what styled crust lad?
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>>63874215
17 mins for me

waddaya getting m8
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>>63874217
>her
top jej closet fag
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>mmm those soft hands
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Are we memeing or do people actually think this is a close match?

Australia won it hours ago
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Anyone have that image like this except with binga
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>>63874213
Fucking criminal desu
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>LE FUG LE WEALIDY JEG XDXD
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wow such rain, flooding, lightning, thunder
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>>63874228
We're always memeing
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>Mitchell Marsh
>average 23
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reminder to join the elite muscular Based Bash /cric/ league at http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?type=corporate&group_code=284177
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>>63874232
what?
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>>63874190
22
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>>63874218
lad, I know you're too fresh to appreciate Reality Christ, but let me hit you up with a quote from the great Tupac Shakur

"There's no need for you to fear me
If you take your time to hear me
Maybe you can learn to cheer me"

maybe you too can learn to cheer for Reality Christ when you fully understand and appreciate what he does
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>>63874228
Slater believes NZ believe so everyone else believes too.
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>>63874223
I went with edge crust today>
>63874224
Supreme, how bout you?
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smithy has lost his mind
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Jesus these Kiwi commentators are unbearable

Who thought this was a good idea?

>taking the commentary completely off topic to talk about how New Zealand are the team with the "positive energy" (whatever the fuck that means)
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>>63874213
Friendly reminder that Worst Hussey was unfortunate enough to play during the GOAT Australian period where not even Best Hussey could make the team until he was old and busted
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>>63874190
does samefagging yourself count?
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>>63874252
>signed, australian in short shorts with his man meat in a fanny pack
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what the fuck was that bowl
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love the way that I can tell exactly when normies finish their dinner and jump on normieflix en masse due to the decline in my Internet speed at 7pm every fucking day.
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>prediction commentary

Literally the calling card of someone who has nothing else to say.
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>>63874230
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>>63874232
>using this meme to defend bottom of the barrel tripfags
Literally seething
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>>63874266
>'''""""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""""'''
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>>63874272
cheers la
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right in the cock
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>45 posts
>4 IPs
nice """poomunity""" you got here.
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Ian Smith is really pissing me off right now

Worse than Brayshaw
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>>63874259
Ian Smith is literally on pooicide watch and is desperately trying to salvage something for his precious PP team

I remember when Warne was caught on 99, whoever the imported PP commentator was started screaming "GOT HIM YOU BEAUTY AHAHAHA" at the top of his lungs. The scum don't even pretend to be impartial
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>>63874289
nice meme bro
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>>63874293
I don't care about partiality but his comments are just shit

Listen to the things that he says, there is no insight at all. He just talks because he has to.
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>>63874293
>The scum don't even pretend to be impartial
>this flag
>this post
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>>63874295
nice meme response fella
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Who /hopes australia loses/ here?
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>>63874306
NO MORE MR NICE GUY
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>>63874293
>The scum don't even pretend to be impartial
literally describing every channel 9 commentator
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Reminder if everything hadn't gone wrong for Australian cricket a year ago, based elite PH would have scored a double century against this pathetic """"attack""" and Ryno and Johnson would have torn apart their batting order and forced a follow-on by lunch on the second day
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>>63874311
here
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Fuck, another brilliant comment by Ian Smith

Marsh and Marsh
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>>63874320

>c Guptill b Martin
>good

kek

KEK

K E K

Literally Ramprakash-tier
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>>63874311

I'm hoping for Lyon to hit the winning runs, then racking some mystery lines off his willow.
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>Leave Australia to me!
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>>63874260
Mitchel Hussey?
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>Worstern Australians
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>>63874325

>these poorturbed Poo Peelians seething over irrelevant shit

literally poonicking
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>>63874311
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>>63874338
Is Ian Smith half Chinese?
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Marsh 1 & 2 are literally on suicide watch right now

Best needs to be dropped to play shield and county cricket for two more years before getting selected and Worst needs to be shipped off to a retirement home
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>>63874340
>Beating literally WA's second XI
wow
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Did you bet on the game lads?

>tfw $1000 on Aus to win
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Ian Smith: "Something is going to happen this over!"
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Both Marshes need to get out. Winning with both of them not out will justify the sped selectors to pick them again and again
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>>63874340
Reminder Bestern Australia have contributed FOUR (4) players to the touring team and their long-term captain while Victoria have just been deprived of the banana, while fielding their otherwise optimal team

Looking at WA or NSW shield games compared to other state teams when there's a test series on is fucking retarded
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>>63874361
I reckon 6 regulation balls will be bowled
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>>63874349
Let's go to hotspot to check
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>>63874338
>>63874361

calm down TomEmilioDavies
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>>63874358
>He bets on sports

Holy fuck you are a pleb
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>>63874364
Worst WILL be dropped to bring back the muscular Bushman
Best should be dropped and given more time to develop his batting
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Just realized we haven't seen daniel all day, is he ok?
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>>63874353
>>63874365
Worst Australian damage control is best damage control
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If New Zealand can't beat this injured, broken down, abandoned team with no Harris then they are literally poo peeling.
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>>63874372
rock n' roll
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sorry im not a regular here

has there been much talk about how pink balls look gay?
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Ian Smith: "New Zealand need a wicket this ball"
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haha, apparently Lewdman got out of the gloves to bowl an over for SA in the first innings. He's warming up for the big meme league to be sure.
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>>63874365
whos the 4th?
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>>63874385
>>>/reddit/
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>>63874385
Doing so would incur the wrath of Glenn McGrath
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Came to this board to specifically mention the Marsh family cocksucking going straight on live television right now.

The commentators literally cannot stop felating these two terrible underperformers

'Classical style'
Literally just compared him to Williamson + Smith
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>>63874385
>LE FUGG LE HOE MOES XDD :D XDD
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>>63874389
That guy who retired mid series
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>BASED Kay and her quiches

10/10
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>>63874397
>Compared him to smith
He contrasted him you high schooler
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>>63874389
Johnmeme

>>63874397
You're a SEETHING casual if you don't recognise that Worst Marsh has excellent technique. he's shit at playing the shots appropriately, but they're all textbook shots
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>>63874407
and came to the conclusion that despite averaging like 30 runs less Marsh's 'style' is perfectly valid
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I reckon if New Zealand can get 6 more wickets before Australia makes 52 more runs, NZ could win.
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>>63874397
>Literally just compared him to Williamson + Smith
No, he DIDN'T. He did EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE you seething fucking casual.
He pointed out that while Kane and Smith have mannerisms that are NOT textbook, Shaun Marsh's technique is completely textbook and almost perfect.

His problem is NOT his technique.
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>>63874420

There's nothing wrong with Marsh's style, he's just a mentally weak piece of shit.
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>>63874405
Looks like we need a reload
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LOOKS LIKE NEW ZEALAND IS LOOKING A BIT OLD HAHAHAHAHA

RATE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE
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Did somebody told Ian Smith the buffet had leftovers from dinner?

Why is he gone?
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is healy having a stroke?
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>>63874420
Yes, his style is perfectly valid. His execution of the style might have been poor, but the style itself is fine.

Are you okay?
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>>63874424
Thank you Imran Smith
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>>63874420
His 'style' is almost perfect you complete shitter.
That was the point of the discussion. That someone with such a good technique should average more than 30 in test cricket.

This is the first time I've been 100% confident in saying this, but you ARE a seething summer of cricket casual.
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>mitch marsh can't even put away a stray full toss
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>>63874420
it is
Stove has an objectively horrible technique, but scores runs because of his GOAT coordination
Smarsh has an objectively excellent technique on par with Warner, his shot selection and ability to play swing is terrible
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>>63874435
He's just giddy because it's going Australia's way
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>>63874424
Astute observation, Shahid
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Marsh's technique and name are literally the only reason he keeps getting picked

If you gave Steve Waugh Marsh's technique you would have the next Bradman
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>>63874439
>>63874437
>>63874429
>>63874409
>>63874407
>Rodd desperately defends his sons from the grand stand
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>>63874404
>>63874409
so is he eliglble to be playing for WA against victoria?

So, no you only have 3 missing, whilst GOAT South wales is missing 6
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>>63874430
They're getting a bit of swing
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>>63874452
Yes, he would be if he wasn't selected for the PP series
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>>63874449
>This damage control
Jesus christ ive never seen a more seething casual
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>>63874449

>mentally weak piece of shit
>Defending Marsh

wew
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>>63874462
Yes okay
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>just want to crash out
>have to see this test through
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>>63874449
haha, upboat!!!! XD
Seriously, this is the most reddit/Facebook Fox Sports page post I've EVER seen in /cric/.

It's objectively true that Shaun Marsh's technique and style is textbook. It has been well known for a LONG time that his problem is NOT his technique but his shot selection and extreme nerves when new to the crease.

You have exposed yourself as a seething casual and instead of doing the dignified thing and learning from your mistakes, and aborting the discussion, you have tried to go on the offensive to somehow justify what you've said.

You are wrong. You ARE a seething summer of cricket casual, and you SHOULD kill yourself.
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>>63874449
>his sons
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>>63874468

literally furious
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>>63874462
Just had a pretty messy poo, lads. Not feeling right after wiping for ages, think I'd better have a shower but really wanna see this game out. Wat do?
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>>63874465
Every father secretly thinks his son is a mentally weak piece of shit

this is classic marshposting
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>>63874478
Mentally weak piece of shit who was abused by his father detected
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>>63874470
literally furious
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Anyone done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lately?
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>>63874449
They're Greg Marsh's sons you SEETHING fucking casual, get back to facebook or reddit or whatever site you're fresh off the boat from
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>>63874478

hi daniel
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>>63874486
Your mum's not a good cook.
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>>63874483
Good response.
You sure put me in my place and proved my points wrong.

KILL yourself you SEETHING SUMMER OF CRICKET CASUAL.
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>>63874482
yes okay
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>>63874487
>Greg
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>>63874493
mad as fuck
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don't forget to watch the Broncos v Patriots game tomorrow lads
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Daily reminder that Friday and Sunday nights are absolute primetime for freshies and summer of cricket casuals on /sp/.
People should be used to this by now.
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>>63874487
Im a big fan of this post
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>>63874498
brisbane are playing tommorow?
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>>63874496
all part of the joke la
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>>63874493
rod marsh on suicide watch
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>>63874498
Put $200 on the Broncos desu
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>>63874511
>Rod
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>tfw there is still a chance the baggy greens could choke six wickets
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>>63874504
wow thanks for the great post
you've really positioned yourself as a valuable player in this thread
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>It's a commentators talk about their past careers instead of focusing on the game episode
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Is Shaun Marsh related to Mitchell Marsh?
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Just taped my dogs mouth shut because it wouldn't stop barking
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I like soft sensual kissing
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>>63874520
KEK

The ONLY reason you could have for making such a reply to that post is you feeling that you are one of the casuals being referred to.
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Someone should make a webm of McCullum chasing a ball to the boundary but instead of the ball it's a picture of Michael Clarke
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>commentators now shilling the Marshes like they always believed in them

kek

KEK

K E K

Could you BE any more spineless?
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>>63874529
>using caps lock to highlight the words you're yelling as you type

rightio rod
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>>63874533
they were LITERALLY laughing at Worst's batting history before dinner
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>>63874525
Greg Marshes sons obviously
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>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773
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>>63874526
please tape your hands shut so you will stop shitposting
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>>63874526
I remember playing with my dogs jaw drunk and accidentally snapping it, it was whining so much I had to stomp it until it stopped

God damn, the whining, still haunts me
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>literally losing a test to the Marshes
how degrading
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Smarsh making runs
Reddit/Facebook literally seething right now
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>Target is clearly shown on the right
>Still display how many runs are needed to win

Channel nine thinks that people who watch cricket can't do basic maths smfh tbqh family
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>tfw you always believed in marsh
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>>63874533
they literally suck marsh cock every time they're selected
this is not a new trend
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>MFW that English faggot third umpire literally cost us this test.
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This is fucking horrible. This meagre run chase will convince the moron selectors to keep both Marshs in the team for god know how long even if they average 20 with the bat. Might as well cede the ashes to englel for the next decade
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W A L L O P
A
L
L
O
P
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>>63874549
They're not wrong
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WALLOP
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>>63874544
fuck new zealand seriously
fucking die
what a shit summer of cricket
kiwi filth then west indian scum
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Australia will lose from here if the last two digits are the same
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>leave Pee Pooland to me
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>>63874553
all part of our plan
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>>63874549
first time watching cricket newfriend?
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>MARSH
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>>63874549
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

MARSH YOU FUCK

EVERYONE EXCEPT ME IN THIS THREAD ON SUICIDE WATCH
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shot dickhead
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>>63874541
WHAT THE FUCK MAN? YOU ARE SCUM.
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>mitch marsh
>caring about his test career
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>>63874552
>poo peeland assblasted because his shitty black craps couldn't get the tenth wicket fast enough
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>santner right now
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based BANE
by far NZ's most likable player
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I CAN'T CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL
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>>63874552
>not new zealand's incompetence

maybe a few more failed reviews and dropped balls could change your mind?
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>>63874552
>>63874552
>>63874552
>>63874552
>>63874552
here we go, as predicted
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you have 30 seconds to explain why m marsh is in the team over maxwell
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>>63874553
Shaun will NEVER play another game while Bushman Koala is available
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OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
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MARSH YOU FUCKING RETARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>"FUCK IT THEY'LL SELECT ME ANYWAY"
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>>63874575
>santner right now
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>>63874576
>autistic faggot
>likeable
kill yourself beta manchild
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>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773
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TIME FOR THE MAN THAT GRAVITY FORGOT
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>>63874588
decent medium fast bowling
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>>63874566
not at all. It just triggers my autism when i can't see the batsmen's runs because 70 percent of the graphic is "X runs to win"
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>>63874588
Maxwells a meme
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>>63874591
Literally the truest statement in the thread.
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Who /nervous/ here?
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>>63874582
How do you think you would have gone under lights chasing 280 plus? Because if it wasn't for that joke decision you would have been.
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>>63874598
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-police-investigate-photo-dog-duct-taped-mouth-n470641
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Literally sitting here only in panties, lads.
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wait is the test nearly over? isn't it only day 3?
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>Craig
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>>63874607
Even pakistan can't manage to lose from here.
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>>63874618
yeah dude. NZ are shithouse
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>>63874610
literally having trouble getting the 11th batsmen out

top kek poo peeland top kek
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>>63874615
>not knowing how proxies work

newcunt
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>>63874610
>you
I don't play in the team lad
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>>63874610
How do you know that Starc and Nevill wouldn't have put on a 200 partnership as opposed to the 70 odd Lyon and Nevill put on?
How do you know that Boult wouldn't have injured himself, exerting to take the final wicket after Lyon was given out, and injured himself leaving NZ toothless for this innings?

You DON'T.
You are LITERALLY in damage control mode and trying to find excuses to make yourself feel better about your shitty team rightfully LOSING yet ANOTHER series in Australia.
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>>63874618
this is what happens when you introduce the day night meme to test cricket
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>>63874610
I don't play cricket at an international level m8, but it still doesn't change the multiple failed reviews and dropped catches. Also it was a 50/50 call.
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>>63874610
>letting a cripple score around 30 runs
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>>63874588
Because his last name is Marsh
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This is done tense cricket
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>CRAIG
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>>63874607
kek 'no'
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>tfw >we shit the bed
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>>63874627
stop posting you fuckwit you have nothing to contribute

go suck Marsh cock somewhere else
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>>63874638
username?
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>>63874616
>panties
post boipuss
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PEE PEE POO POO
BLAME YOUR LOSS ON A REVIEW
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>>63874637
'no'
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>>63874610

Stop being a little fucking bitch m8, there's no excuse why >we let Lyon and Nevill get that many, or why >we collapsed that hard.
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>>63874643
POO POO, PEE PEE
WE MADE MORE THAN ONE EIGHT THREE
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>>63874638
MAD
AS
FUCK
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Damn these Fantastic Furniture bitches high test af
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>>63874643
They should blame it on that horrible dropped catch, poor santner
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Anyone else starting to think selecting the Marsh boys was a bad call?
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>>63874565
U U U U
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>>63874649
POO POO, PEE PEE
POO PEELAND LOSE IT IN HD
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>>63874638
Tom? Is that you?
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>>63874655
poor santner can't handle the bantner
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>>63874649
MILK
MILK
LEMONADE
ROUND THE CORNER
POO PEELAND'S MADE
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how difficult would it be for me to become a professional cricket player at the age of 23 if I've never played but I am in really good shape
>>
neville is pretty one dimensional, other teams just haven't found him out yet
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT

GET FUCKED PEE POOLAND. FUCK OFF.

>MEMECULLUM
>BANE
>MUH SECOND BEST SWING BOWLERS IN THE WORLD
>MUH UMPBALL
>TWO-HUNDRED AND EIGHT (208)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>WACA SO FLAT LMAO
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
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>>63874669
Literally impossible.
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>>63874663
relax its just me
the ghost of rod marsh
select my sons boof
or else
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>>63874669
First step is to become a pitch curator
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>>63874669
It would be quite difficult
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>>63874588
Because he's not memewell
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>y-your off for a day of pampering
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>>63874669
Cricket is one of the easiest "sports" to pick up
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>>63874673
If Mark Craig can do it I'd like to think anybody can
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22 more runs and Australia will win the series 2-0.
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>>63874669
You could make the Poo Peeland squad right now lad
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>That Smoth Commbank ad

JUST
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>>63874669
It would be extremely painful
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What's the bet that Kay's husband only inseminated her with her interracial children to get a passport
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>>63874682
top kek no it's not
Not because it's a "LE SOOPER HARD SPORT ONLY FOR THE ELITE XDXD" but because both batting and bowling are very obscure skills to learn, which is why it's essential to play from youth.
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>>63874689
FOR YOU!
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>mfw my gf is going to Detroit on behalf of some charity

Will I be kucked lads
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>19 runs and two days to win
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>>63874688
autism: the batsman
>>
ah well
gg
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>>63874688
I'm ashamed that he is the Australian cricket captain, the 2nd most important person in the country.
He has absolutely no charisma as a leader. NONE.
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>>63874669
shift to a nation with an associate team, like Hong kong or something idk, if you're good you might get to play international cricket.
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>>63874700
She will be dead
>>
>>63874695
tell that shaun marsh
hes made the Australian team a half dozen times and didnt start playing until he was 22
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>>63874700
100%
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>>63874692
Fuck you, Kay is a lovely fucking lady and a true aussie cricketing hero you fuck.
>>
>>63874682

i've literally played nothing apart from beach cricket: the post
>>
>>63874695
Obesitygoose desperately trying to convince himself that the "sport" he has dedicated his life to is in any way difficult detected.
>>
>>63874700
It depends. Don't give your girl any reason to distrust you, or think that you distrust her. Ring her often but don't be clingy. Do something nice for her before she goes. Most importantly, fuck her guts out twice a day until she leaves
>>
Gamerfuel thread where?
>>
>>63874700
No, that sounds like an amazing opportunity for a good cause. I wish her the best of luck in receiving black cock
>>
>h-hey dad, c-could we grab a f-few beers?
>>
>>63874711
Nice bait

>>63874715
I clearly said that it's not because it's difficult.
Bowling and batting are just very obscure and unnatural things for the human body to do (bowling more so).
>>
>>63874722
yeah, orite
>>
>>63874717
>do something nice before she goes

literally the advice of a virgin
>>
>>63874707
Better than Dave Warner. God forbid if Smoth gets injured. We'll be stuck with Warner
>>
>>63874700
A big black man will 100% shoot their load into her. Either bullets or semen
>>
> my tv can't receive 9hd

fuck.
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>>63874707
Fuck, I just remembered Clarke talking at Hughes funeral. He's GOAT captain simply for that.
>>
>>63874734
is australia still in the early 2000s?
>>
Is Trent Boult related to Hussain Boult?
>>
>>63874726
>bait

it was a plain attack on the worst batsmen in the squad
you fucking idiot
>>
>>63874735
Smith literally just copies his mannerisms from Clarke. It's pathetic.
He does that spitting/blowing onto his hands before every ball that ONLY Clarke did.
>>
>>63874726
That would explain why cricket is the only sport in the world that uses a bat or club
>>
>>63874735
GOAT soft cunt crybaby more like it
>>
CRUCKIT'S FOR LOSUHS BRUU, LUT'S GO FUCK UH SHEEP INSTID.

BLUCK CUPS ARE UH BUNCH UH FUGGITS ANYWAY

-Assmad Poo Peelanders, 2015
>>
>>63874730

Bushman will become vice-captain in the next 2 years.
>>
>>63874729
If you actually think that, then you've outed yourself as a virgin. Women appreciate that shit
>>
>>63874739
yeah step brothers
>>
>>63874700
Chicks only cheat if they can find a bigger cock.
You've got a big, thick Aussie dick right?
>>
>>63874737
Based on your team's performance, yes
>>
>>63874740
Wait it was meant to be a joke? You meant that to be funny?

HOLY FUCKING KEK

You must have no friends at all. It was a TERRIBLE joke.
>>
Anybody know a good way to get a good night sleep after taking a shitload of MDMA all weekend?

I'm going to crash soon but I will normally wake up at 2am and not be able to get back to sleep and then have to go to work

I don't have any sleeping pills or shit like that
>>
>>63874737
Nah mate, just 168. Won't need to reach 2000 for some reason.

:^)
>>
>>63874735
kek that was the lamest shit i have ever heard
>i will see you out in the middle my little brother meh sniff
what a fucking faggot
>>
>• • • 2 • • • • 1 • • • 1 • 1 1 • • •
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>>63874749
Australia doesn't bend over for minority quite as quickly as NZ
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>>63874749
I doubt that, Vice Captaincy has done a lot for Warner's maturity

Nevill is a better candidate
>>
>>63874743
Ponting used to spit into his hands endlessly
at one point the newspapers debated if we could force him to stop
but im sure clarke is the only captain you've seen from ages 8-13 so thats acceptable that you dont know that
>>
>>63874760
>taking MDMA

kys
>>
>>63874760
Yes

Kill yourself
>>
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I hope if she gets kucked she at least records it.

>it's my fetish
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>>63874764
>dots in a test match
god forbid
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>>63874760
When I used to take speed on a weekend the best thing was 12 beers on a sunday night to get sleepy
>>
>>63874760

so... how was stereosonic?
>>
>>63874774
MDMA is the patrician drug of choice
>>
Why are cricketers all so religious?
>>
>>63874751
>women
>capable of appreciation

wowza
>>
>>63874726
Dirk Nannes didn't start playing cricket until his mid 20s and got into the Victorian side at the age of 29

Face it, your "spoort" (hint: it isn't a sport) is easy as fuck compared to most other actual sports
>>
>>63874790
>/r9gay/
>>
>>63874760
watch marsh try to make a 50
zzzzzz
>>
>>63874786
Don't know, I was at the Taylor Swift concert.
>>
>>63874760
>He went to stereosonic
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>63874764
It's called Test Cricket you dickhead. We enjoy our finely balanced contests, just like how he carefully aim our shits into a body of water encased in porcelain.

Maybe if you curries were more patient you too would be able to develop toilets and not shit all over the street.
>>
>>63874760
Lad if you can't sleep that wasn't MDMA.

It was probably some type of speed or meth.
>>
>>63874788

surely that is cocaine
>>
>>63874793
yeah alright
>>
>>63874786
filled a mount franklin bottle with two grams of M and went to Taylor Swift with my little sister

cunts had no idea
>>
>>63874700

FOR FREE
>>
who /WOWP/ here
>>
>>63874804
>meth
>Has an effect takin orally

kek

KEK
>>
holy shit trent boult's two front teeth tilt me. fucking rodent
>>
Why does Trent Boult have such an odd looking face?
>>
>>63874800
>finely balanced contests
I think NZ forgot about this.
>>
>>63874788
1. LSD
2. Psilocybin
3. Mescaline

<POWERGAP>


9000. DXM
9001. MDMA
>>
>>63874763
I didn't say the words were elegant, but was referring to the way he conducted himself and the level maturity he showed.
>>
>>63874804
I can sleep, I just wake up in the middle of night and I won't get back to sleep. Happens every time
>>
Gamer fuel thread where?
>>
>>63874810
Fag.
Meanwhile ACDC sold out Subiaco Oval TWICE
>>
>>63874809
You mad because no woman (other than your disappointed mother) has ever given you any attention? Because whilst everyone else was getting into relationships, discovering and exploring the bodies of the opposite sex and falling into teenage bliss you were too busy masturbating to anime?
>>
>>63874817
>>63874818
i've fucking said this for ages
when he smiles, he has the most punchable face in world cricket
>>
>>63874821
Forgot ket somewhere in the middle lad
>>
>>63874821
Ketamine is objectively number 1
>>
Who /milk/ here?
>>
Just got invited to another party lads
This one's starting at a nightclub, so I should be able to make it inside
>>
>>63874815
Wrong. It is less bioavailable, but it still works well
>>
>>63874815
it does, you ignorant fuck
>>
LE IM SO COOL I KNOW ABOUT DRUGS XD XD XD
>>
This has got to be hands down the worst test match I have ever watched.
>>
>>63874820
To be fair, it would've been better for them to play our state sides and maybe they'd beat some of the shitter states like SA.
>>
Reminder

>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773
>>63872773


get to it
>>
>do anything but smoking or slamming your meth

do you like wasting money?
>>
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
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>>63874821
give me a rundown on your DXM experience?
>>
>>63874818
literally no jaw whatsoever
he just has a chin that's poking outwards
>>
>>63874829
ive been in a relationships for 6 years
and believe me when i say that 'doing nice things for her' has not contributed anything to our happiness along the way
little tip for ya there: virgin boy
>>
how many women would get raped if india had a day night test
>>
>>63874823
You probably have serotonin deficiency.

Ask a doctor, not a Vietnamese rice paper folding website
>>
>>63874842
>being triggered about not knowing anything about drugs

It's okay we were all 12 at some stage
>>
Oh boy SMARSH sure is playing well, I hope he gets selected for futu-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>
>>63874851
lying on the internet isn't gonna get you anywhere bro.
>>
>>63874838
>>63874839
>Let me just chew on these shards nom nom nom
>Oh I'm flying high now

kek

KEK
>>
>>63874843
Get fucked tripfag. This is GREAT! They should play all cricket at night.
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>>63874833

based stuff right here m8
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>>63874852
1,000,000

so the same as every other day
>>
Are gay league fans literally buying tickets just to walk out as a "protest"?
>>
I've only really done dexies, and that was because my doctor thought I had ADHD
>>
>>63874827

>no bon scott
>no malcolm
>no rudd

literally less than half of ACDC. Literally AC if you include the lightening bolt. and (You) paid for the privilege.
>>
>>63874821
>not putting heroin at the top
casual spotted
>>
>>63874863
Is dexies the name of your dad?
>>
>>63874862
Yes, they really are that stupid and think people care
>>
fucking score runs cunts, I've got to go praise the Lord in five minutes
>>
>>63874846
I like not being an addict. Use it like the based Luftwaffe pilots to focus and study
>>
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>
Thank fuck this fucking "series" is over

Hopefully the PPs will finally get out of our social club.
>>
>>63874871
>fagpaddle "fans" jealous at A-League superiority
enjoy your dying sport lmao
>>
>tfw no more brett lee to come out and actually finish small run chases in an appropriate amount of time
>>
>>63874862

they are the 'active supporter group' fans, so they probably have season tickets.
>>
>>63874858
Nothing at all to do with the day/night scenario, NZ are just too shit to make for great entertainment. Even the West Indies should be more challenging.
>>
>>63874857
You crush it into power and swallow it in a drink or capsule you SEEEEETHING casual
>>
>>63874862
Wogs aren't that smart
>>
>>63874821

>mushies anywhere below #1

"no"
>>
>>63874865
Pfft, like I was there. Shitposting is hard at a concert. Much cheaper to sit here.

But yeah tfw Malcolm Young can't even remember how to play songs he wrote.
>>
GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE
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>>63874878
bbl LITERALLY kills the zleague


ayy lmao
>>
>>63874882
>Going to all that trouble
>Not just shooting it

kek

KEK
>>
HIT TWO FUCKING SIXES OR SOMETHING YOU DUMB SHITS
>>
>>63874882
Why do they persist with Craig? He has no redeeming features whatsoever.
>>
>>63874848
200ml robo, average trip shit visuals, solid auditory hallucinations. LSD objectively better in every way, dxm is only for kids who don't have any contacts
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>>63874852
How many people are gonna get attacked by wildlife when they leave the stadium?
>>
Has there even been a single A-league thread while the cricket has been on?

Kek
>>
>>63874878

a-league may drop into obscurity given that optus has the EPL rights
>>
RUNNING A BIT LATE ARENT WE XD
>>
COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE
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>>63874845
>Last time he scored a 100, he followed it with a pair a week later.
>Last time he scored a 50, next game he scored a duck and 2.

Not worried at all
>>
I TAKE DRUGS IM SO COOL XD XD XD R...R..RIGHT GUYS?
>>
I got to a point a few years ago where I was using MDMA a half dozen times a day and was just constantly high

I feared coming down so much that I would just keep taking more and more and because I lived next to my dealer I practically moved in. Ended up spending over $10,000 on drugs in a 2 or 3 months and when I finally crashed I didn't leave my bed for a week
>>
Is Stove having a crack at those kids in that commbank ad?
>>
Seriously?

http://www.s m h.com.au/world/islamic-state-heads-replaced-by-rubber-ducks-courtesy-of-4chan-20151129-glanmi.html
>>
>>63874892
I'm not recommending it, I'm just saying that most "MDMA" pills these days are just meth mixed with rat poison
>>
>>63874896
the blue robo right?
>dxm is only for kids who don't have any contacts
well this is me
>>
HIT
SOME
FUCKING
RUNS
JESUS
>>
>>63874891
>Le Centrelink Money League
"no"
>>63874900
Based Optus will give Foxtel back the rights and drop shitket
>>
>>63874910
yeah lad, some poo peelander linked the threads here yesterday
>>
>>63874898
I'll be honest, at least 100.
>>
I am a proud kekold.
>>
>Shaun Marsh literally so scared of making runs he will let this drag into day four
>>
>>63874863
How did you score that lad? Trying to find an easy psychiatrist
>>
>>63874909
He looks like he wants to injure them
>>
>darsh will now be picked for the west indies tour
>>
>>63874914
Jesus isn't playing lad
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>>63874906
DAMAGE

CONTROL
>>
>>63874921
he's retired, but I showed most of the symptoms

They literally give you a quiz to see if you have it or not and then see how treatment goes
>>
>>63874910
>>>/s4s/3936398
no bump limit lmao
>>
look at all the cunts in the box that have been told to put on their sponsorship hats because the games about to finish and they need to have them on for the post game instead of wearing the glorious baggy green
>>
the on screen graphics are fucking terrible. it tells you almost nothing
>>
>Phil Hughes died and Shaun Marsh got to live
>>
Davey Warner was a fucking loose cunt when he first came onto the scene

I played a game of pub poker against him and he had this filthy crew of guys that were hanging around him. He ended up winning despite giving the impression of being a complete dumb cunt, of course.

Cunt knocked me out of the final table and needled me as well, was good fun though.
>>
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post yfw smarsh is batting
>>
>>63874910
[s4s] found a way
>>
12 RUNS IS JUST TWO FUCKING WALLOPS JUST FUCKING HIT THE BALL
>>
>>63874937
LOL!
>>
>>63874898

these guys are in plague proportions around Adelaide Oval. That and fruit bats chock full of Hendravirus
>>
>>63874934
They don't wear the baggy green when not on the field, so as to not wear it out needlessly, you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING summer of cricket casual.
>>
Hey cunts I'm back.
>>
>>63874916
BBL - 14/15 average attendance 23,590

A League 14/15 average attendance - 12,514

LITERALLY BTFO BY PYJAMA CRICKET KEK
>>
>>63874913
Dry chesty. Look for the one with only dextromethorphan hydrobromide as the active ingredient. Otherwise get on the dark net for acid, best way
>>
For all of you casuals dissing Marsh just shut the fuck up right now. He's going to "literally" become Dravid 2.0
>>
Oh fuck me

Some of us have work tomorrow
>>
>>63874946
wow thanks for that killer fucking trivia
really interesting stuff
>>
>>63874948
>missing post
>>
>>63874898

>Adult brother and sister slept in same bed every night.

nice
>>
>>63874952
>he pipes up and makes his prediction AFTER Marsh steers Australia home
top fucking KEK
just as seething as the rest of these casuals
>>
WHEN DID THESE CUNTS LAST SCORE
>>
>>63874916
>Based Optus will give Foxtel back the rights and drop shitket

strongly doubt it, given how much they overbid for it. no idea what optus can do with the rights about from streaming to mobiles.
>>
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>>63874944
>>
these lads heard of singles before?
>>
I don't think this 'semen' slurpping sport is for me
>>
>>63874931
Fair nah I'm actually fairly certain I have it
>>
>>63874950
BBLel literally, LITERALLY pays fans to attend their matches with fireworks
Based A-League does not use this plastic bullshit and has actual fans.
Just admit that the A-League is forever superior. It's okay. Nobody will judge you.
>>
You heard it here first
Marsh dismissed on 49
>>
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>>63874939
>>
>>63874975
runs himself out
>>
>>63874975
Oh shit here we go
>>
is s marsh going to get his second not out of his test match career
>>
R U N
U
N
>>
Anyone else put a cheeky tenner on the draw?
>>
>>63874971
>A-League, the laughing stock of divegrass
>Superior than anything
>>
>all of those people in the ground cheering for Marsh to get his 50
>only 3 hours ago they were laughing with their normie mates saying "haha i could farkin' bat better than that Marsh cunt aye m8"

I am literally SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING
>>
>>63874971
Gay-league fans are literally plastic europeans
>>
>>63874971
A-League won't have fireworks because their ratshit fans will start lighting flares and rioting
>>
oh for fucks sake
>>
>DARSH
>>
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>>63874975
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>>
>>63874975
kek

KEK
>>
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Is Melbourne the worse city in the entire world?
>>
>>63874971

Where's my fucking yiros Stavros?
>>
kek

KEK

K E K
>>
HAHA DUMB CUNT
>>
Well done New Zealand
>>
>>63874975
HOLY FUCK
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>>63874975
NICE
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>>63874975
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>>63874975
Goodness
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K E K

E

K
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>>63874971
>Based A-League does not use this plastic bullshit and has actual fans.

by definition most of the teams are plastic because they didn't want the NSL teams there.
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>DARSH
>>
SEE YOU LATER DARSH
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Really hope Australia collapse now. Will bring some life to this game.
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>>63874975
top kek
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Epic Smarsh you fucking bellend
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>getting this excited about potentially scoring a 50

god, life in Australia must be depressing if this is interesting

also
>>63874975
MARSH
>>
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
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>SMARSH
KEK
E
K
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>>63874996
There is Detroit, San Fransisco, and Philadelphia so no
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This is too fucking funny
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>darsh
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>>63874975
>all this meme magick at work
excited desu
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>>63872751

krazykrejza here

reminder that I have backed Hazlegood and Worst Marsh all along.

reminder that I "literally" know more about cricket than anyone else on this shithole.

reminder that the poo peelanders are furious as fuck because ONCE AGAIN I have been proven correct

reminder that my elite cricket opinions are 'literally' profitable
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>>63874975
You, I like you, very much.
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LE MARSH XD
>>
kekekekekekekekekekekekek
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>Hussey's anguish in the box

GEEZES FUCK SMARSH!
I was the only cunt in this thread you believed in you. The ONLY FUCKING ONE!

I'm having you scrubbed from the Fremantle Cricket Club honour board, FUCK YOU
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I hope >we lose so Smarsh gets dropped next test.
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inb4 tie
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>>63874975
Are you in the stadium?
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The nervous 40s strike again
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>>63875026
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>>63874975
AMAZING
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>>63875021
Thank you handsome and intelligent Krazykrejza. You are definitely the most based Aussie poster and you should be proud of your face.
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I FUCKING TOLD YOU MARSH WAS TOO WEAK TO SEE IT THROUGH.

BUTTHURT ASSFLUSTERED POORTURBED POO PEELIAN BOGANS LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
>>
>POO PEELAND FIELDING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>poo peeland fielding


HOLY KEK
>>
>NZ """"""""fielding""""""""
>>
>guptill literally exists
>>
>POO PEELAND FEILDING
>>
>DUMBTIL
>>
lel does gutpill having money on australia, so suss
>>
>That boundary
Poo Peeland "fielding".
>>
>POO PEELAND PEELDING

AHAHAHAHA
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>>63875037
J U S T
>>
KUCKTIL!
Worst player ever?
>>
Based Siddle to guide us home from here.
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>>63875045

literally no one in this country wants marsh in the team m8.

you seem furious over nothing
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AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

lgtss

>poo pealand fielding

HAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
>>
>>63875064
You're not allowed to comment, you said this was the worst test series.
>>
>>63875064
kiss of death inc
>>
"memes"
>>
AHAHAHAHAHA

CUKTILL
>>
>>63875021

>you
>>
>7 posts away from bump limit
>NZ memery means we can't just have the victory thread right away.
>>
>>63875077
still can la, we don't need a new one til then
>>
>implying this chase has been in any way a contest

at no point have New Zealand had a chance of winning it. commentators just hyping up nothing a usual
>>
>>63875077
What happens if it goes over 500?
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>>63875075

I posted that after he got out dipshit

he's still won the game for Australia
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>>63874951
yea, i went to buy some on thursday but the chemist didn't have it (apparently, wonder if it's behind the counter or something). Bought dimetapp instead out of being a drunk fuckhead before realising I could die taking it.

>get on the dark net for acid, best way
shit fucking scared of doing this Tbh
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>>63875083
Autistic cric posters flip out.
>>
>>63875083
we all die
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>>63875069
It was tho
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>>63875083
It would be extremely painful.
>>
Just a quick reminder that poo peelanders care a great deal about cricket and are genuinely upset about having a shit team.
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>>63875083
LET'S GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000!
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neville MOTM 2bh lads?
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Who /bong/ here?
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>>63875095
nah siddle for being a man and clean up the mess the marsh boys made
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>>63874848
1 hour of puking ya guts out before tripping ya balls off for a few hours then a top tier come down
>>
Hey, hey, hey au/sp/

What do you do if New Zealand wins a test series?

Turn off the xBox.
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>>63875095
hazlewood.....
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>>63875095
got to be goatlewood Tbh
>>
please just win this shit boys
>>
test
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>>63875095

Llong tßh ƒam
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>>63875095

def

only other option is hazlenut
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>>63875097

reported to afp
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>>63875085

kek

KEK

K E K

Hazlewood won the game for you. If you think 49 in a chase of 180 is tough, YOU are a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING mediocre casual and YOU should have been batting at the SCG that fateful day.
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>>63875095
starc for getting those runs with broken fucking foot
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>>63875095
Nigel Llong 2bh
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>>63875103
I don't get it
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FRESH

>>63875099
>>63875099
>>63875099
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>>63875112
I meant /gong/ desu
>>
poo peeland are gonna win it t b h
>>
le seething casual eckz dee
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So I think we can all call the first day-night test a success. It has literally silenced all the critics.

>modern cricket is too slanted towards batsmen
>day-night test has insane bowler conditions
>people have lost interest in test match cricket
>final session of day 3 has massive crowd
>cricket isn't inclusive for women
>pink ball so they have something to think about
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>Australia need only 7 more. So many what ifs for New Zealand right now. But what if they had just batted a bit better?

Cricinfo has no chill
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>>63875102
>puking ya guts out
Guaifenesin? or does this happen with the blue robo too?
>>
BASED BANANAMAN
>>
N A N A S
A
N
A
S
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>Siddle getting it done when it took Marsh literally dozens of balls to find singles
>>
>all heart
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>>63875087
Reddit.com/r/darknetnoobs get around it, pretty risk free if you're careful. Acid is untraceable too, literally paper
>>
Reminder that NZ's best player this test was on debut
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>nevlel
>>
TIED TEST
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>>63875167
Thats not Boult
>>
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW (90% of Australians) who hate Stuart Broad for not walking, which was a result of Australia wasting all their reviews (a practice they shit on McCullum doing) but unironically defend that Lyon thing
>Darren Lehmann will unironically defend it despite shitting on Broad (extremely unprofessional for a coach to do and should have been sacked for just that)
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will accuse me of being a proxied Poo Peelander just because they can't stand to see their precious Australian team astutely criticised

Australian cricket fans/players are without doubt some of the biggest hypocrites in sport. One of the main reasons I can't support the team

>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh BROOOOOOOOOOOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who hate Boult for bowling at Starc's feet yet defend Johnson bowling bouncers and beamers right at Graeme Smith's head and hands when one of them was broken.

Go on, defend it. I fucking dare you.

That being said McCullum has been absolutely retarded this series and was a fucking deadshit for letting Craig bowl in that spell.
>>
How the fuck is this not over yet?
>>
this field
>>
>suck off both Marsh boys for hours on end today
>Siddle come out with just two runs required
>"well its destiny that he knick its!"

literally the worst commentary team on the PLANET
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK
>>
walkcunt on suicide watch
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