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CELEBRATION THREAD
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA NEW ZEALAND
Holly or Ellyse lads?
>>63875114
BOOOO
>POO PEELAND
why are kiwis ok with losing as long as they are 'nice guys'
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>>63875114
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guptills last test?
reminder to join the /cric/ BBL fantasy group
(someone post the link)
>>63875114
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Last runs only scored because of poo peeland "fielding"
WORST /CRIC/ THREAD EVER
>>63875114
BOOOOOOOOONANAS
>>63875114
BOOURNS
>>63875110
meg lanning plz
Why is Siddle so based bros?
>>63875110
ELLYSE
phil neville looks like that guy that sean 'killer' abbott sent to the afterlife
>>63875154
top kok desu
WALLOP
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>>63875141
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French cut by siddle for 4 to win.
imagine if poo peeland didn't get btfo by man on one leg and 11th batsmentkek
>>63875153
Is he related to Joe Burns?
>Neville letting Siddle score the wining runs
BASED
If Peter Siddle was a middle child, he'd be Peter Middle.
HAT TRICK INCOMING
GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE
>NEVLEL
Big Siddle hater reporting in
Still hate him but he is slowly growing on me, like a wart
that was a pretty good catch.
WHEN YOU'RE HIT BY A JUG,
IN A SOUTH AUCKLAND PUB,
THAT'S A MAORI
COLLAPSE
hazlewood motm
HAPPENING
DRAMA
HOLY FUCK
MEMES COME TRUE
>Starc
kek
KEK
TIME FOR STARC!
>Ausfalia
>yfw poo peeland wins
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>>63875174
If Peter Siddle played with his junk, he'd be Penis Fiddle
>starcs foot explodes after copping a yorker
BREAK HIS FUCKING FOOT BOULT
say what you want ausfailians but you know this shit aint right
New Zealand would've won this series, not just this test if the umpiring was anything other than totally abysmal, and for that to include the third umpire too is inexcusable. There is no way you can be happy about such a hollow victory.
what a time to be alive
>not sending the massage therapist out to just rub it in
>dat heart
>dat spirit
SUCK IT POO PEELAND
>tfw boult bowls inswinging yorker to starc and futher damages his foot and he never fully recovers
please happen
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>no guard of honour for starc
kek, excellent bunch of "nice guys" you've got there poo peeland
>>63875206
kek, what a joke you are
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Come on Best Mitch
https://youtu.be/uJAWLfdkapQ
>>63875204
>Scores four leg byes and wins the match
scripted ending
>Starc
CAN THIS GAME GET ANY MORE MEME??!?
>>63875156
yeah I had a look at that a few weeks back. Got worried reading about "controlled deliveries" but if it's untraceable it sounds promising. cheers aye
Does anyone have the pic of the guy who came on a pic of Mitchell Starc?
sids edge to boundary to win
GOAThee to get a hattrick
FUCK
>>63875206
kek
KEK
K E K
>COCKBLOCKED BY THE STUMPS
LEL
I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF
THIS IS SPECTACULAR
This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes,
THIS
FUCKING
MEME
GAME
MEME STUMPS
>This game
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Holy fuck I can't take this!
>need 2 runs
>put out a guy who can't run
Nice "captaincy"
WHAT'S THE MEME OF THE MATCH LADS
Can I take this time to thank the traditional owners of the Adelaide oval
>kiwis don't realise the Australian team has orders from the ACB to drag out this game until tomorrow so they get another morning's gate
Will Siddle get a century?
>Leave the Poo Peelanders to me
>tfw stream is 10 balls behind
>>63875262
llong
>>63875260
He did it for the fans!
>>63875262
LE FUG LE DHEE ARRR EZZ
>Penis Shittle
>>63875264
the South Australian Government?
game will end from leg bys
I am genuinely going to rehab to dememe after this
shittarc will smash a boundary to win it
>>63875280
Can i join you la?
TAINTED
>>63875268
COVERS ARE COMING ON
>>63875281
THERE'S YOUR TEST MATCH
>>63875264
YOU CAN THANK THE RAINBOW SERPENT FOR THIS MATCH
>POO PEELAND
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOST
BORING
TEST MATCH
EVER
starc hobbles the 2
AUSSIE
AUSSIE
AUSSIE
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>LITERALLY HOPPING OVER THE LINE
WHAT A GAME
WHAT A MEME
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW (90% of Australians) who hate Stuart Broad for not walking, which was a result of Australia wasting all their reviews (a practice they shit on McCullum doing) but unironically defend that Lyon thing
>Darren Lehmann will unironically defend it despite shitting on Broad (extremely unprofessional for a coach to do and should have been sacked for just that)
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will accuse me of being a proxied Poo Peelander just because they can't stand to see their precious Australian team astutely criticised
Australian cricket fans/players are without doubt some of the biggest hypocrites in sport. One of the main reasons I can't support the team
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh BROOOOOOOOOOOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who hate Boult for bowling at Starc's feet yet defend Johnson bowling bouncers and beamers right at Graeme Smith's head and hands when one of them was broken.
Go on, defend it. I fucking dare you.
That being said McCullum has been absolutely retarded this series and was a fucking deadshit for letting Craig bowl in that spell.
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didnt have enough slip fielders desu
>starc limping
stupidest ending to a game ever
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
I'm breaking out the digerdoo for this one lads!
Poo peeling
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
HISTORY
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BASED IRONMAN
>>63875280
I need a memedone clinic
>>63875309
TREATY YEAH
TREATY NOW
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED.
>>63875303
Elite Truth bombs
Handsome and intelligent Krazykreja detected
CHIQUITA ON ME BOYS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED.
Who here witnessed
H I S T O R Y
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>>63875324
>>63875324
>>63875324
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
>>63875308
>>63875313
my favourite /cric/ pasta
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
VICTORY DANCE TIME IN PERTH UNNA DERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVDvKc4DxuM
>>63875332
Turn it down mate. In 5 years no one will remember where the first day night test took place.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK NEW ZEALAND
CHINA IS OUR BEST FRIEND
How much chance is McCukcum of crying in the post match speech over Phil Hughes for nice guy points?
>>63875346
GO BACK TO YOUR HOBBIT HOLE NEW ZEALAND
>Have a broken leg
>Still beat Poo Peeland
Are Poo Peeland just a meme team?
Vanilla Pete looks like if you gave David Warner a mario mushroom.
>post your face when Poo Peelanders LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY try to claim a "moral victory" from this match
Fuck New Zealand
>>63875340
We literally only won this game because we bribed the third umpire and McCullum is a fucking retard. Fuck him. He's not even batting well, let Williamson or Taylor captain to be honest.
It honestly is a tainted victory. I'd love to see Lehmann defend this after that stupid fucking attack on Broad a few years ago.
>>63875358
top kek
how many double tons will warner get on poo peeland mini meme grounds
>Full credit to the boys
it may be a fancy restaurant but it's still a public toilet
i only do poos in my home toilet
>>63875362
Settle down m8
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>ten australian cricketers and a massage therapist just beat new zealand in a test match
When will NZ stop being a test nation? Surely this joke has run its course.
WHAT?
>>63875376
>Not calling your mum to hear her voice and shutting your eyes to recreate the environment
Fag
>>63875382
>Match-fixing currymunchers
>>63875382
hahahahha what the fuck
>>63875366
Fuck off.
There's a difference between a massive edge to first slip and a flick of the top edge during a sweep shot.
OFFICIAL VICTORY SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>63875366
ah another bonglander expat, as witnessed by his lips firmly planted around Broad's cock. I would tell you to leave the country, but seeing as I'm not going back there you can shit it up all you want I guess.
>full credit to them
>they deserved the result
>we're going to move forward from here
Craig was complete SHIT and Santner choked in places.
But the worst performance was definitely Southee. He's the senior pace bowler and he was completely MIA. He always is in the big occasions.
Trent Boult: YEH NAH, UH YEAH NUH THANKS. YEH NAH, UH YEAH NUH THANKS. YEH NAH, UH YEAH NUH THANKS. YEH NAH, UH YEAH NUH THANKS.
I would have liked to have seen a five test series.
>West Indies next
Kiwis blown the fuck out lol
>>63875391
You're right, let's ask Andrew Symonds, eh?
any of you lads heading over to /int/
>STARC LITERALLY ON CRUTCHES
kek, now that is disrespect
I have no respect for anything New Zealand
>>63875408
nah /int/ is boring
wanna do /v/ or /mu/ again
>>63875402
Agreed, this series had great meme potential
>>63875417
WI doesn't even have any meme players.
>cricket will never go back to the way it was in the 90s.
>>63875402
blame the dumb PPs who insist on having a boxing day test played in their country
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
>>63875414
I like their qt dirty parrots and Monteith's does some good work.
>>63875393
This shits catchy as fuck
imagine if this was in NZ when announcing the umpires kek
>>63875425
>WI doest even have any meme players
m8 the whole team is a meme
>>63875416
pic a bread
BASED ROSHAN
ELITE AS FUCK
>>63875437
naan.
>caring about cricket
LOL i bet the the only other country that cares about this sport (India) will be impressed by this
>>63875447
The thing to remember about the bogan is that their allegiance is not to any particular sport, but to the nation of Australia.
It is for this reason that the Australian bogan gravitates so strongly to the three tent-pole sports of boganism - Cricket, Rugby League and AFL. The bogan gravitates to these sports not because he enjoys, or even understands them. The bogan cares only that Australia is the best, thereby validating the bogan. And where else can the bogan assert that Australia is best, other than on the sporting field, where there is a clear winner and loser.
It is for this reason that the bogan will sometimes be seen supporting the wallabies - albeit often furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to understand the sport of rugby. They can't understand how an Australian team might not be the best in a sport, but they will support the team when the team appears to be on the cusp of establishing themselves as the best in the world, only to promptly decry the sport, and not the team, in the event that Australia should lose. A failure of the national side is a failure of the bogan himself, and the distancing of one's self worth from the worth of the national sporting team would require a degree of metacognition that the bogan is simply not capable of.
So the rest of Australia will continue to humour the bogan, as without them our shipping, construction and minerals industries would grind to a halt. And the television networks will continue to play AFL, rugby league and cricket in order to pacify these puzzling creatures. And every now and again on a humid summer breeze you will hear their cries of ">muh state of origin" and ">muh Warney" and you will know that the Australian economy is in safe hands, at least for the immediate future.
>>63875434
Will Big Black Bull show up?
>>63875453
saved
>>63875457
im not sure who Will big black bull is or what he does but i think gayle doesn't even play tests anymore kek
too busy playing meme cricket i think
>>63875471
The only actual players from the WI have all given up test cricket.
>>63875461
freshcunt
lol they're trying to make him lose his match view with that interview
HAHAHAHA POO PEELANDERS CRYING ABOUT THE CROWD
>>63875481
>LE U ARE LE VREZHGUND XDXD
>that trophy
We lost on purpose so we didn't have to take that piece of trash
>d-d-day n-n-n-night tests are a s-s-s-s-success
>3 tests against the windies
JUST
have fun with the UAE tier crowds
Which position does that old guy bat at?
>>63875507
>implying they're not
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/story/945381.html?CMP=chrome
why is this disgusting, cheating little rat still allowed to play? He has now been banned 3 times in 6 months
>>63875509
he's the masseuse lad
>>63875514
to be fair Adelaide will turn up to an opening in traffic
>>63875514
>3 day test
>top scorer 66
blame it on the pitch r-right guys
I don't think I can go back to watching """""Test""""" """""""""""""""""""""""cricket""""""""""""""""""""""" with """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""red"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""balls""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
damn this schedule sucks
looks like we'll be holding the trans-tasman shield from 2016 to 2021.
>>63875539
No, you're right, the changes made it very bowler friendly. But I think a lot of that has to do with the players getting used to playing with a pink ball and under lights.
I think once that happens, day night tests could help create more entertaining tests on shitty flat pitches.
really wish we played wagner instead of craig...
>>63875549
>tests: 0
>ODI: 3
>>63875539
I'd put most of that down to the players not being used to it.
Williamson/Smith/Warner/Taylor all got out by playing pretty average shots desu.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/india-v-south-africa-2015-16/content/story/945243.html
Shastri is deluded af Tbh. I don't even think he watched the match. Half of Amla and Faf's runs came from luckswinging edges. That pitch was a disgrace.
>>63875562
>he didn't get in on it
kek
KEK
>>63875397
Southee was clearly struggling with fitness though, plus he bowled some absolute jaffas. Unironically thought he was pretty unlucky and bowled shit later on because he was overbowled. If only they picked Wagner.
>>63875576
>gambling
enjoy degeneracy
>>63875397
>>63875579
Southee was pretty good earlier on, but yeah definitely overbowled.
Wagner there to shoulder the workload instead of craig would have been great. Wouldn't have gifted 30 odd runs in those last 2 overs either...
>>63875579
>Southee was clearly struggling with fitness though
No excuse, Boult was excellent even though he was doubtful to play before this test.
>he was overbowled
Again, he bowled the same amount of overs as Boult. 16 isn't that much.
He had to get a wicket. Even Santner and Doge took wickets. It wasn't good enough.
I do think Craig should fuck off back to Gore or wherever he is from though.
>>63875603
It's only degenerate if you lose.
>>63875603
>enjoy degeneracy
Of course he enjoys it you complete moron. Why else do you think people are degenerate?
>>63875240
oh fuck /m8/ i haven't laughed that hard in a while
>>63875622
Southee bowled the longer spells than Boult though. And like I said, he genuinely bowled really well on the second day as well as some beauties today that just kept beating the edge. Not to mention it was him that was bowling when the ball stopped swinging, not Boult. He's been >our best bowler of the series.
Craig is fucking finished. Get Todd Astle or Jeetan Patel into the team. Even fucking Sodhi would be better.
>>63875622
>I do think Craig should fuck off back to Gore or wherever he is from though.
I couldn't believe McMeme UNIRONICALLY bowled him during that chase
I wasn't on /cric/ when it happened but fuck me you lads must have been fuming
>>63875642
I think we should persist with Santner for now. He just needs catching practice. Other than that, it was a decent dayboo.
Pretty fucked off with some of the tactics Mccullum used. I think Kane will be a much better captain.
>>63875633
This
I bet on nothing but Test cricket because it's the only sport I know enough about to beat the bookies at. I started betting during the 1st AUS/NZ Test (just small $5-10 bets during that Test because I was experimenting) and from an initial $50 deposit since I have since made a net $900 gain.
fuck yeah lethal weapon
>>63875655
thankfully I wasn't here, I would have been apoplectic.
That's literally just as responsible for costing >us the game as the Llong decision.
Fuck I'm so fucking mad that Wagner wasn't fucking picked, it was clear as day that a fourth attacking seamer could have made the difference in the 4th innings by shouldering the workload. Fuck's sakes, he literally did everything he could possibly do to get picked, and did nothing wrong to even warrant getting dropped. Literally all he did was get smacked a bit in a game >we won inside 3 days and he hasn't played again for a year. Fuck this shit.
>>63875672
Oh wow you earned $900 in a month.
Tragic cunt
>>63875660
I think so too, the question is where do we play Santner? Right now he's Agar in 2013-tier, and not quite ready to be the main spinner.
The SL tour would be good for Kane to dayboo as captain Tbh, McKekold is clearly not going to learn from his mistakes and it could cost >us when Poo Peelia Ltd visit.
>>63875366
>>63875395
>>63875501
>>63875549
>>63875552
>>63875642
>>63875660
>>63875676
>we
Which member of the team are you?
>>63875698
The brave, loyal Saffa tragically overlooked.
>>63875694
It would have been good for him and vettori to be closer in age so he could have learned. Right now there is really nobody above him, simply because spin bowling barely exists here.
Correct me if I'm wrong but Vettori was the sole/lead spinner early in his career and didn't really have a good model to base himself off in NZ. I'm a seething casual btw.
Reminder that you have NO RIGHT to be posting in elite and muscular /cric/ if you are not from:
>Western Australia; or
>New South Wales
>>63875714
>listing Western Australia first
Fuck off.
Rate this match out of 10
4.5/10
>>63875714
Victoria reporting in
Both WA NSW are shit, and both got raped in the AFL and NRL
>>63875693
What is troubling you, friend?
>>63875731
>WA
>NRL
>>63875727
7/10
would be an 8/10 if not for the DRS shit
>dropping mccullum from the team
retarded, he's still our best #5
>giving captaincy to kane
good idea imo
>>63875693
>being this salty because someone made money and you didnt
who /inthisthreadtokilltimebeforethechelseagame/ here
>>63875712
Yeah that's pretty much correct, le glasses man had played about 3 games before getting picked for the national team.
Hope they rope him in a coaching role in a spin programme Tbh, at least when he's not coaching some meme20 club.
Jeetan Patel and Todd Astle are better btw.
>>63875735
>our
What number in the order do you bat m8?
>>63875740
>Jeetan Patel and Todd Astle are better.
Santner is pretty handy with the bat though. An he's a lot younger and can go further with development.
Jeetan is obese and I'm too casual to know much about Astle.
>>63875740
Patel is getting on in age.
I'd like for Tastle to get a go though. When we tour the subcontinent would be good
>>63875735
if our #5 insists on memewalloping 40 off 22 and getting out, we can just ask Colin Memero to do that.
>>63875735
Coriander Son? Neesham?
Mccullum bats like a crack addict. You'd the the captain would have better patience.
>>63875756
i've posted this before but McMeme has literally lost his mind since the CWC
he can't play Test cricket anymore, cunt should just stick to pyjama cricket
>>63875425
I'm genuinely looking forward to their bowling. As far as pace attacks go, I'd put them behind >us and Pakistan.
So long as the pitches are more in line with what they normally are rather than roads, it should be entertaining to see >our batsmen go up against them.
Their grade tier batting is going to be an exercise in statpadding for Hazelwood and Siddle though
>>63875762
>Neesham
Neesham is terrible, Moises Henriques-tier
average at everything, good at nothing
I think Anderson atleast has potential with the bat and he is no worse with the ball
>>63875507
I'd say it was to be honest, though that might just be the newness and novelty of it.
Reminder if you are from:
>WA, SA, VIC or ACT
you are obliged to watch and enjoy cricket and AFL alone
>NSW, QLD
you are obliged to watch and enjoy cricket and rugby alone
>TAS
you are obliged to watch and enjoy cricket alone
>>63875772
>Their grade tier batting is going to be an exercise in statpadding for Hazelwood and Siddle though
fucking Starc really needed to play this Day/Night meme and the Windies matches to fix his average
He is either going to comeback unfit against NZ or be brought back on the fucking Sri Lanka tour (fast bowlers graveyard)
>>63875765
Its called having a screw loose m9. McCullum certainly does
>>63875752
Yeah but the spinner has a huge job that I'd rather place on a senior than an allrounder with an FC average of 51.
Santner is still learning his trade so I'd keep him in the team, but at number 6 or 7.
Patel has been elite in England for the past couple of years. He's getting old but I think he still has a year or so in him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4CvA4cy6Yc
Astle is the same age as Craig and has been the top wicket-taker for the past couple of seasons, but apparently the Shield doesn't mean shit because le ebin potential meme.
>>63875765
Agreed, he's so fucking done. I have not seen a single responsible innings from him since then.
This kid called Henry Nicholls has been having apparently a breakthrough season in domestic cricket, so he's probably one to watch out for to replace McMeme when he retires. Otherwise have Raval and Latham open and put Brownlie at 5.
>>63875784
The 2 he had to run for at the end probably set his recovery back a month
>>63875549
>that complete and total lack of test matches
what an absolute joke
>>63875425
>WI doesn't even have any meme players.
>Black Bull Chris Gayle will LITERALLY be playing BBL whilst his national team is getting flogged in the Tests
>>63875797
After losing this series NZ has lost its test nation status
>>63875777
Anderson is literally memeslog: the batsman. Even more than McMeme. He literally cannot hit a ball through the offside. Santner has shown better ability in test cricket with the bat in ONE test than Anderson has in 2 years.
>>63875615
kek, kinda looks like Based Cousins too.
>>63875731
Western Australia LITERALLY ran the AFL this year lad
>>63875794
Stove is literally fucking retarded
Why the fuck would you send out the guy with a broken foot when you need 2(two) runs to win
We have a LONG ~8 years or so with this dumbass as captain coming up
>>63875727
6/10
better pitch, hazelwood showed up and there were some decent dismissals
PP's ""performance"" really pulls it down though
>>63875814
One Ashes loss and he's done senpai.
Noble, brave and handsome Joe Root will avenge Glorious Albion for the humiliation suffered at the hands of Johnmeme, mark my words.
>>63875809
Santner certainly looks promising. I was disappointed in his dismissal though. Stumped trying to wallop it out of the ground when we needed to bat for time.
>>63875814
Yeah that was pretty fucking stupid if it was his call
>>63875812
remind me, who won this year?
>>63875819
not going to happen
England have 0(zero) bowlers capable of being good in Australia. I can't see them winning a single Test either in South Africa or here
>Julie Bishop will never be Prime Minister of Australia
>>63875819
>you now remember that one BSA who keeps hyping up england
>>63875826
It was his call, he admitted it in the post-match conference with Mark Taylor.
Hazlewood also said it was Stoves call and that he and Lyon didn't ask Starc to go out
>>63875772
The problem is they're all encouraged to play basketball, so they've got no one wanting to play cricket anymore. I think Ambrose originally wanted to play basketball but took up cricket at fucking 18, didn't he? Why the fuck aren't Gayle, Bravo and Pollard playing? Because him and Starc had a fight? Fucking only batsman worth a shit and they're dropped. Is Sheev still on the team?
>You won't see Pollard throw the bat at Starc after bowling at him this series
Pretty much the only interest I had in the series gone right there.
>>63875756
just turn him into the new Eoin Morgan, he's incapable of playing test cricket and his """captaincy""" was so completely and utterly exposed that it made Smith look like fucking Taylor
I also hate this sportsmanship meme that he insists on pulling. It's fucking forced and pathetic, and it's at odds with his obsession with aggression. If Southee wants to give a player some lip, let him. Fast bowlers need to get angry and need to feed off animosity, that's what makes for an entertaining game of cricket.
>>63875835
Cheers, didn't watch that. What a fucking dope
just got back from the match
fucking hell that was awesome lads
>>63875836
the WICB make the BCCI look like the fucking CCC.
They literally dropped Chanderpaul for getting too close to Lara's record
>>63875836
>Why the fuck aren't Gayle, Bravo and Pollard playing?
You are a SEETHING fucking casual
Long story short:
>Windies toured India in 2014.
>Board reneged on a contract promise or something. Players chimped out, went home, and abandoned the tour.
>India suing WICB, say the WICB owes them ~$45M.
> WICB admins making it their personal mission to make Bravo, Pollard & Gayle the scapegoats and end their careers.
>CARICOM two weeks ago ordered the WICB to dissolve
>>63875222
Nice
>>63875852
S A X O N
A
X
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>>63875835
lmao what a dumbcunt
>>63875839
>If Southee wants to give a player some lip, let him. Fast bowlers need to get angry and need to feed off animosity, that's what makes for an entertaining game of cricket.
T H I S
H
I
S
Marsh was a quivering wreck when he walked out there, if the players had let fly like Fleming and based le glasses man, I honestly think >we could have got him out for less than 10 if >we surrounded him from ball 1 and made him really feel the heat.
Pretty exciting game t͏bh lads,
props to NZ, made it very entertaining.
with neesh and corey injured we should run with this imo
6. Santner
7. Watling
8. Bracewell
9. Southee
10. Milne
11. Boult
would be nice to have someone consistently bowling over 140 like milne
>>63875875
oh yeah, forgot about Milne. Yeah, if he gets his pace and fitness up it's defo worth it.
>>63875875
>10. Milne
hohohoho
oh yes please
Davey Warner triple hundred coming up
Who won?
>>63875887
cricket
>>63875794
not to mention the blow he took from Boult
Apparently he doesn't need surgery and should be back for the series against >you, but the way Starc's been handled has been fucking retarded.
They knew about his foot since the world cup, but insisted on bowling him every single fucking game, even in dead rubber, since then. He's bowled more than any other player in the Australian team, it was just a matter of time until his body gave way
>>63875887
South africa
>>63875887
history
>>63875887
Rock n Roll
>>63875887
Mccullum's indian betting syndicate
>>63875830
I'd back them to win maybe 1 test in Saffers if they had picked Plunkett over le jumping black man. Saffers are literally AB and Amla: the team and with a Cook masterclass and Broad's customary one good game per series, they could sneak through with a win in one test.
I was kidding about them winning in Oz but dunno, they might uncover some talent. Mark Wood looks pretty good, and Finn will probably lead the attack once Anderson retires.
>>63875434
too bad it's a shitriques tier meme
It's fucking ridiculous that a team can go from being the most feared in the world to a complete joke in 20 years
>>63875895
Not to mention he literally bowled as many overs as Lyon in that Perth road.
Stove and Mememann are fucking mongoloids.
>>63875895
I'm literally furious about this
Starc has played NONSTOP cricket since the Pakistan series last year
Pakistan Tests -> South Africa ODI's -> India Tests -> ODI triseries -> World Cup -> IPL -> Windies -> Ashes -> England ODis -> Matador Cup -> This
He is the ONLY bowler who played anywhere close to all that.
But fucking Cricket Australia rested fucking JOHNSON and HAZLEWOOD for the England ODI's & Bangladesh tour (changed to Matador) but not Starc despite the fact that Starc had played shitloads more than both of them
How the fuck does that work?
>>63875824
that was purely a lack of experience, once he's played more cricket he'll learn how to identify bait like that
>>63875797
>wanting to play minnows more often
literally why?
>>63875920
and they havnt played Berendorf even tho he did better than starc in the domestic t20
In the first season of American Horror Story, why does the character of Moira O'Hara appear as an old lady to some?
She died while young and should have retained that form as a ghost. Even if her ghost ages, she hasn't been dead long enough for her ghost to appear that old.
Explain this.
>>63875895
I'm starting to think Smith might be as if not more retarded than McCullum.
i really hope starc doesn't end up with a career plagued by injuries
>>63875913
my fucking sides
>>63875920
bowlers gonna bowl. Bowlers need to bowl. He's 25 now almost at the peak of fitness, not a 21 yr old glass cannon. If he missed perth, it would have likely happend against the windies. This wasn;t an injury that was just going to go away overnight
>>63875975
i don't watch shit tier telly m8
>>63875948
>memendorf
I wonder which perpetually poortubed state is behind this post
>>63875975
I dunno
can you explain this?
How many "photographers" are there on your normiebook? Can't stand these cunts with zero discernible talent posting rubbish about how no one respects their art. Spending $5000 on nippon tech isn't a fucking talent. Taking photos of pinged cunts in a nightclub isn't art.
My only desire for time travel is to go back and kill Vice and all it's responsible for.
>>63875872
It's a fucking joke. You get someone as nervy as Voges or Marsh 1 & 2 come up to the crease and you should constantly be in their ear and giving them shit. If they were facing a PP attack with the attitude of Border, Waugh or Ponting era Australia, I guarantee both of them would have gotten out for ducks.
It LITERALLY made Merv Hughes into a much better bowler than he otherwise would be, and guys like Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis and Shoaib Akhtar used it to make their bowling even more intimidating. There literally isn't a SINGLE, modern fast bowler that was successful without sledging. McMeme is beyond deluded.
>>63875977
literally the new Frank Tyson
>>63875872
worst part of "muh sportsmanship" was bowling craig instead of getting southee to bowl at starc's foot
>>63876134
it's fucking dumb to let one of your pacemen do it and not the other
McMeme's desperately trying to appear aggressive while being le nice guy and it's beginning to ruin games
>>63875913
shitriques is a good meme player, unironically one of the best aussie in last years IPL
>>63876219
he literally isn't. He's maxwell or stove without any of the coordination and just lets the need to meme possess him
>>63876241
he's a much better bowler than either of them
>>63876011
I wonder which state hasnt won a t20
>>63875872
Yeah pretty much. I mean, I think the Australians are fucking bogan cunts who do it unnecessarily half the time but you need a bit of aggression if you feel you need to in a competitive environment. I mean aside from Baddin literally unable to comprehend being nice to someone the courtesy does feel a bit forced and clearly doesn't work for them. Oh, and NEITHER DOES BOWLING FUCKING CRAIG IN THE MIDDLE OF A SLOG-A-THON
>>63875975
>Watch an episode with Mum
>She agrees with me that it's poorly acted, pretentious and incredibly pedestrian
>Sister watches it with her
>Suddenly it's the best show ever and she shoos me out of the room while she watches it
Fucking Christ I hate my sister.
>>63876378
this is surprisingly subtle for /cric/
>>63876311
NSW literally won the champions league of T20 lad
So lads a busy week of work ahead?
>>63875977
What was the fucking point of batting him when you have two runs to get? To humiliate NZ? Oh wow I'm gonna get one of my injured players to humiliate you, that'll show you. Totally isn't a risk to him or anything? If I were Starc I'd be having a few words with him, and it looks like it isn't just him who's annoyed by it.
>>63876471
starc is very good with the bat though and with the field in, its not likely they were going to take a quick single. Lyon and hazelwood are also very hit and miss and could run a single at 11 to win the game
If this series did one thing it exposed McCullum and Smith's complete and utter incompetence as captain. For NZ it's fairly easy to pick another captain (Williamson has about as much Test experience as Smith and clearly has a good knowledge of the game and has the maturity to back it up, and Taylor has the experience), but it's a lot harder with Australia. Warner is as dumb as a sack of bricks but who else is there? Starc?
>>63876437
the only work I'll be doing reupholstering your mum's pussy m8
>>63876501
They needed literally 1 fucking run to just tie it with 3 wickets left. There was no way in hell they were losing that match, and Starc would have had to come in later anyway should they capitulate. It's a completely unnecessary risk.
>>63876503
Nevill? Lyon?
>>63876503
Nevill and Voges have Shield experience, while Lyon knows his way around a pitch better than anyone on the team, although they're never going to give up to the batsman captain meme.
If the Bushman Koala gets enough experience, I can see him as a decent enough captain. He captained Australia A in the tri-series during the Ashes from memory, and they did quite well. Marsh has potential too, but that's a long way down the track
>>63876503
>le fug le spud
Smiths first series in charge and he wins 2-0 with the 3rd match not ever likely to of got a result. He needs to work more on integrating lyon into the attack, but he didn't get nearly as much wrong as mcmeme did.
Did Daniel knit his socks after I posted that depression pasta at him?
>>63876696
Fuck Smoth. He literally risked Starcs career for god knows why and put a fucking male masseuses on as a fielder
DISGUSTING
>>63877122
It's 'masseur' you fucking RETARD.
But then, I suppose you didn't finish Year 12, did did Damo?
>>63877152
did you
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0-0
>>63877220
lad
>>63877152
>did did
SPECIAL EDUCATION DETECTED
>>63877220
know your sister
>>63877220
knights yarn society
>>63877220
m8...
>>63877220
kek
>>63876126
Is Frank Tyson related to Tyson Fury?
>>63876471
in the changing rooms afterwards they asked smith about it and he said "starc was happy to go out there and bat" right as he said that starc had a pretty pissed off look on his face
>>63875203
If Peter Siddle was pisses in his pants he'd be Peter Piddle.
The curries are LITERALLY poorious about how everyone criticised their pitches
>>63877645
>was pisses
>>63877663
the pitch was poor, but it didn't excuse the batsmen imo.
most got out trying to play ridiculous shots.
>>63877663
Hairy Sharma dropping elite truth nuclear bombs(which straya don't have btw).
>>63878143
I'll be dropping a massive poo in a fancy restaurant soon
>>63878143
we invested in toilets and plumbing instead
>>63877663
>find good players
Genius! That's what we've all been forgetting to do. Fuck.
I bet this guy will feel like a fucking idiot next time >we tour after we steal his advice and decide to bring "good players".
Facebook commenters have literally the WORST and most UNINFORMED opinions on the internet. Why is this? I would assume because making sports-related comments on Facebook takes no effort to do, whereas if you make a comment here or on the sports sections of reddit, you have to have actively sought out a sports discussion forum at some point.
>>63878460
Casuals anon, casuals. Most often than not their ""opinions"" are just something they heard from the commentators and the media. And we all know how hard commentators on their board's payroll shill for their overlords.
Who /jemjems/ here?
>>63879596
Who is this sperm worm?
>>63879771
raj going in for the kill
>>63879806
She can star in my bollywood movie if you know what I mean.
>>63880360
I hate it how hamplanet always has to show up at the end and ruin it
>tfw she's engaged to coconut shit
A Challenger Appears
Reminder all female cricketer can't get enough of the BIC.
>>63880588
it's part of England's eugenics program, they sent her as a sleeper agent to track down and be impregnated by Kholi to create a future GOAT
>>63880663
>Britkeks liking brown people
Colour me surprised.
>>63879806
Why would anyone choose elleast over based Holly? Makes no sense.
was bowling Craig to Starc the biggest mistake since Nasser's "we'll have a bowl thanks"?
>>63880534
come on, based curry cricket waifu has to be Preity.
>good to look at
>almost as much money as RC
>low standards due to being surronded by Indians 24/7
when's the next test lads?
>>63881014
I just found out. And I'm sure you can do the same.
>>63880824
She has lost her charm since she gained weight and did a plastic surgery. Stuart Binny's wife is the top babe in Indian cricket at the moment.
Meanwhile, pootersen still trying to be relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDVFF7vRG7w
>>63881217
what is he even doing with himself now? Surely South Africa would be interested in picking him up, with how everyone other than ABDV bats
>>63881355
he's just playing meme cricket and complaining on twitter
>>63881355
He's still hoping England select him.
>/cric/ talks about how its all ironic shitposting and to join or get btfo
>ausissies and poopeelanders get salty af at the first sign of banter and lose composure
England and the US are disgraced desu
>>63886257
there is literally no batner here m8, just shitposting
>>63875099
>Get a brown dog up ya
This is why I like australians
fuark
Morning lads
>>63895159
AUSSIE BLOKE DROPPING TRUTH BOMBS. INDIANS DROPPING TURDS ON STREETS
>Wake up
>New Zealand still hasn't won a test match here in years
Good time to be alive m8s
>>63881217
>Didn't face a Phil Hughes delivery
What a pussy kek
Daily reminder
>>63899060
What sport is that senpai? looks pretty showy
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63901565
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
>>63899060
Congratulations on winning a sport that LITERALLY one country has anything more than a passing interest in
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>FAYLOR
>BLT
>2-0 (TWO NIL)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>UMPIRES SO MEAN :(
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED
