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>Aldo vs KZ
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https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
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https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
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https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
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https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
FIRST FOR FURY
>>63861951
Thanks Ameribro
first for my fightfu
FOURTH FOR BASED FURY + UNDERDOGS + AEROSMITH
Kltschkos guillotine technique sucks
How badly would Fury beat Werdum?
first for Scrub Swanson is a manlet
First for MMA is gay
>Fury won the world heavyweight title by throwing 86 punches over 12 rounds
Kek
>>63862212
first for pillowhug is shit
>>63862176
pretty badly desu
Lol even high altitude Cain would would kill these bums
>tfw you are from the country with the current WORLD HW CHAMPION
Feels good man
So what'll it be /heem/?
/teamdonk/ or /teamgoof/ ?
Would you rather watch this pillow punching or another Benson Henderson split decision?
Lads the boxing meme is over
Back to /heem/ plz
>>63862294
based desu
>>63862310
team ronda
>>63862321
Henderson, because he at least uses a lot of movement and doesn't punch someone once before hugging them
Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub 3m3 minutes ago
Tyson Fury singing was the best part of that entire fight. Voice of a giant angel #klitschkofury
Ronda Rousey @RondaRousey 2m
I could beat Tyson Fury in a boxing match
could she do it lads?
so who is gonna pick up benson now that he's done with the ufc?
>>63862456
She would need a couple more years for a boxing match. In an octagon? She would sub him within 2 minutes.
Holy shit that was worse than Nelson vs. Barnett.
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/11/28/9810964/ufc-jose-aldo-nova-uniao-teammate-claudia-gadelha-beats-amazing-joanna-jedrzejczyk
Do people actually think Aldo isn't going to just take McGregor down the whole fight?
>>63862502
Nelson vs Barmett was good
>>63862475
who gives a fuck
>>63862502
Sorry you have a low fight IQ
>>63862530
I didn't think it was possible for 2 heavyweights to have shittier boxing until I just watched this actual boxing match.
>>63862502
Tyrone pls.
champs at end of 2016
HW: Velasquez
LHW: Rumble
MW: Rockhold
WW: MacDonald
LW: Pettis
FW: Aldo
BW: Dillashaw
WBW: Rousey
FLW: Johnson (too much of a pussy to move up)
SW: Jedrzejczyk
>>63862535
alright
this is what boxing is supposed to look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPU5qFJAJGg
>>63862626
>Velasquez
>Rumble
>MacDonald
>Pettis
>Aldo
>Rousey
bait
>>63862626
>Rumble
>Pettis
Fucking kek
>>63862626
The only one you got right was literally Demetrius Johnson, everything else, other than maybe Joanna, is wrong.
My sides. You bloody casual.
Lets start this
>heavyweights
>>63862626
>Velasquez
>Rumble
>Rockhold
>Macdonald
>Pettis
>Dillashaw
>Rousey
>JJ
Lol
>>63862626
Mate, lettuce be reality pls.
>>63862666
>>63862671
>>63862675
You all took the bait
>>63862626
>literally everyone but johnson and johanna
>>63862626
>Rumble
>Rockhold
>Pettis
>Rousey
Wew lad you high?
The kids they let box for free at my gym will put on better fights for you. They're 13-16 year old black kids by the way.
Just so you guys know, Cejudo is going to beat DJ.
>>63862626
Let me help you out family.
HW: Arlovski
LHW: Jones
MW: Weidman
WW: Condit
LW: Conor
FW: Frankie
BW: TJ
WBW: Holm
FLW: DMJ
SW: Gadelha
About to go see Creed, hopefully that'll be more entertaining than actual boxing
>>63862519
aldo is going to wrestle fuck mcgregor for a nasty UD win. mcgregor moves up to LW and dana starts hyping it as his natural weight class and how he's stronger and faster than ever.
>>63862782
You wouldnt though
>>63862830
>HW: Arlovski
>MW: Weidman
>LW: Conor
>WBW: Holm
>SW: Gadelha
>>63862830
>arlovski
>Condit
>McGregor
>Frankie
>Dillashit
>>63862795
He has been holding back a la Holm, he is going to wrestle the shit out of dj
>>63862905
>Holm
You think Ronda is coming back kid?
>>63862830
>HW: Arlovski
Now you're at it.
>>63862830
>LW: Conor
hahahaha
>>63862626
congratulations you managed to get all of them wrong except johanna
guys, I heard a fight broke out at the Rod Stewart/Tyson Fury concert. Luckily no one was injured
OFFICIAL LIST FROM A TIME TRAVELER
HW: Werdum
LHW: JBJ
MW: Weidman
WW: Lawler
LW: Khabib
FW: Aldo
BW: Cruz
FW:DJ
WBW: Holm
SW: Gadelha
>>63862941
Absalootlee
>>63862948
>HW
>Not changing champs
Unless Cain beats Werdum then takes a two year break, it's going to change hands again.
What does claudia remind you of here?
>>63863002
>implying khabib will ever fight again
>>63863002
>LW: Khabib
>FW: Aldo
>SW: Gadelha
>>63862918
I sort of believe thar to some extent tbqh or he fights to the level of his opponents.
>>63863002
>LW: Khabib
Heuheuheuhuehueheuhuehue
>>63863010
she clearly doesn't have the energy that's required in order to be a rock star
>>63863015
Certainly not gonna be Arlovski
Magomedov will win it within three years
>>63863021
Joanna's first UFC fight was unironically harder than anyone in the top 10 right now other than Claudia
>>63863002
HW: Rothwell
LHW: Gustaffson
MW: Yoel Romero
WW: CM Punk
LW: Conor
FW: Chad
BW: Cruz
FW: Demetrius
WBW: Miesha
SW: Paige Van Zant
>>63863060
top webm lad
>>63862782
Why do they let them box for free? Also, a 16-year-old is no longer a kid.
>tfw Bisping just said the Fury fight was boring on twitter
More exciting than his fights
>>63863015
Changing champs? Yes. Handing it away to people you like? No, no.
>>63863175
Well deserved loss for Wlad, he was incredibly afraid to throw anything.
>>63863158
But a 15 year old is? What's your point?
>>63863191
Werdum beats Cain, Arlovski is next in line.
Cain beats Werdum, Arlovski heems him.
Both favorable match ups tbqh
lawler has an enrage timer like a wow boss, if you dont finish him fast you are fucked
>>63863222
>anyone is suprised
he's fought like a bitch since he got ko'd 11 years ago
>>63863242
Double wrong
>>63863137
>>63863002
>>63862830
>>63862626
By this, we deduce that Demetrious "Mighty Manlet" Johnson is the most dominant champion.
Thanks a lot /heem/.
>>63863242
Sorry to tell you, I think Werdum and Cain can figure out a way around arlovskis light jabs and overhand right.
>yfw cat's pussy is so fat it literally swallows up the clitdick she got from roiding
>>63863247
"fought like a bitch"
the man has dominated heavyweight boxing for 10 long years. I doubt you are even the champion of your own house, lmao
>>63863328
No his division is just shit
>>63863354
>le jab and clinch man
>Good
He;s a bitch
>>63863331
Has anyone ever seen a clitdick in real life? If so, how did you react?
I really really like MMA
>>63863331
>Be this jacked
>Lose in 14 seconds cause you want to clinch up
Wew
>>63863359
wat
young guys at 10-25 in that division are fucking ridiculous compared to the larger weight classes
>>63863418
Shiiiiit
>>63863418
Foreshadowing 2 weeks from now.
>>63863446
But they're all shit
>>63863244
>blood for the blood god
Why is lawler so based?
>>63863331
can't tell if she had a botched boob job or her tits are just naturally really far apart
>>63863373
>takedown to side control
>get reversed
>give up your back instantly
Anthony Rumble Johnson-esque in his ground game, Joe
>>63863468
Not a real fight fan
>>63863483
the latter. Someone called her out recently for getting her face and tits done. I forgot who it was
>>63863390
Never seen a vagina in real life.
But if I did encounter a girl with a clitdick, my reaction would be one of excitement. I would suck it and torture her with overstimulation then make her cum.
I also love MMA.
>>63862626
>>63862830
>>63863002
SW:Joanna
WBW:Nunes
FLW:Cejudo
BW:Cruz
FW:Holloway
LW:Nurmagomedov
WW:Condit
MW:Weidman
LHW:JBJ
HW:Rothwell
Not all of these Will have won the Belt from the current Champ.
>>63863562
>WBW:Nunes
>FLW:Cejudo
>FW:Holloway
>LW:Nurmagomedov
>WW:Condit
>HW:Rothwell
>>63863021
A Champion
>>63862310
/teamgoof/ for life
>>63863540
clitdicks are less sensitive though, it would take some effort
who /injured/
hurt my knee in training today when i accidentally kneed the guy i was sparring with's elbow. have a knot on it and fluid around my knee :(
>>63863652
Why are you throwing knees in sparring?
>>63863652
It's just a bruise. You'll be back in no time
>>63863652
Fell and skinned my knee on the sidewalk
Probably going to need couple months recover lads
>>63863589
I'm a genius, I know.
>>63863652
>>63863718
Wishing you a speedy recovery m8s
>>63863652
>tfw can't do yoga cause I stabbed my big toe
>>63863767
kek
Is Ryan "The Jiu Jitsu Wizard" Hall a virgin?
>>63863799
i'm so attracted to claudia's face
also it's a piercing
>>63862626
UFC 2016 champs (est.Dec 31)
Hw:Velasques
Lhw:Jones
Mw: Weidman
Ww: SPOILER* gsp * or MacDonald lol
Lw: Connor Mcgregor
Fw:Max Holloway
Bw: TJ Dillasnake
Fly: Mighty Mouse (p4p #1)
W135: Holm
W125: JJ:D
>>63863840
her entire vagina is a piercing?
>you now remember Tim Kennedy has a vagina between his abs
>>63863877
it's a shrapnel wound
I've decided. I am going to let you all live until 194. I won't make any promises beyond that.
>>63863928
I GOT THAT IN RAQ
>>63863877
>>63863799
hey weird claudia has the same ab vagina thing going on in the same spot
>>63863877
Why does he pretend like he's clean?
>tfw world HW champ
what will be rockhold's strategy?
>>63864117
hold the other guy''s rock hehe lol
Making a run at 185lbs
>>63864222
Women's middleweight would be great
>>63864117
attempt to meme and then get ground and pounded
Aldo=Wlad
Long reigning, technically sounds, play it safe, kinda boring
Fury=Conor
Jolly goof, chats shit, big guy, provides memes
>>63864439
>Jolly goof, chats shit, big guy, provides memes
don't forget he's irish too ;)
>>63864456
technically British but he did want to represent Ireland at the Olympics I think
Will she win even one fight in the UFC?
>>63864439
>tfw now that fury won the british shitposting will be unbearable.
is there any way to stop this lads?
>>63862648
the problem with boxing/combat sports is everyone at the highest level has really good defense so you get a lot of UDs. the best is when a champ loses his title and starts knocking out cans for huge pay days
>>63864746
Stick to /heem/
We don't give a shit about Boxing
>>63864746
just join the team desu senpai
>>63864746
yeah filter british posts
>>63864746
it will stop when we stop dominating every sport we participate in lad
RULE BRITANIA
>>63864897
>shitstain will NEVER EVER get their colonies back
>>63864771
>We don't give a shit about Boxing
You better start family
>>63865147
Except that's MMA
>>63865147
Won with kickboxing, lad.
Polite Reminder that Albion is perfidious, and not to be trusted.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidious_Albion
>>63865287
Lost with lack of boxing fundamentals
How has 194 gotten so close without a significant injury?
>>63864117
get knocked out first round
>>63865147
>women's fighting
they just retardedly hurl limbs at each other because they can hit each other 220 times and have hardly any injuries but a swollen eye, holm won because she didn't
>>63864155
hahaha
ufc 194 will be a let down
>>63865361
And? No one ever said Honda Housey was good in standup other than retard promoters and her rapist trainer.
>>63865609
I don't see how that's possible at all to be candid with you! How do you see it letting us down?
>>63865623
SHE DROPPED PRO BOXERS WITH BODYSHOTS YOU FUCKING GOOF
>>63865609
Yes, if everyone gets an injury before it happens.
>>63865713
>odds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z42ON7DxEEU
Where the fuck does Nate Wilcox find these kids?
>>63865682
I heard they had trouble getting enough bodies for her sparring sessions... she'd just keep on heeming them out inside a minute and they'd push in the next poor soul for his inevitable brutal heeming.
>>63865609
I d the card holds up as it is, it has the type of fights that are as closed to guarenteed action as you can get outside of Nelson vs Maia which I still think will be great.
>>63865774
is it even legal to employ boys before they've hit puberty?
>>63865609
>le Jesus Cheetahman vs Piccolo
>Maia....the welterweight who gasses past the second round vs meme fighter ....someone getting tappy
>Two men in their prime one who everyone doubts (including me) vs top 3 handsome man with a lot to prove
>Max "Gantz" Holloway
>boring
>McMeme vs Meme Kicks
It will be the UFC 92 of our generation.
>>63865609
your family thinks you're a let down
>>63865609
don't forget faber
lads, im not working, I'm gonna be around to watch ufc 194 with you guys, plan on staying up and getting cosy. I <3 u all and am generally stoked to participate in the late night memeing.
>>63866522
Britbro have you been drinking?
>>63866574
no, i'm just up late working. btw sorry I always call you a kek Sweden, I literally mean nothing by it.
Hey listen, stop doubting me
>>63866865
can I join the team?
They had Stitch Duran as a cutman in Creed, was cool to see
>>63866865
Rockholds gonna win
>>63866959
One of the worst memes on 4chan right now
>>63862475
He'd make more in bellator with sponsors and what not. Fight for the title quicker too
>>63866959
14 days till this meme dies forever.
Has Pettis even done anything since the meme kick?
>>63866986
Bellator also means he'll get a chance for memefights in Rizin FF, and even some kickboxing if he so chooses.
>>63867040
this is bad ass
>>63867040
Liver kick on Cerrone and head kick knockout on Lauzon were pretty nice
>>63867106
Probably wouldn't do too bad in some kickboxing matches. If he ever went back down to lightweight Chandler would be an interesting matchup
>>63862475
He would make a shit ton more money fighting anywhere but the UFC. In sponsors alone he would be swimming in cash, and he could easily earn a title shot crushing a can or two
what happened with Benson?
Did he literally just win and say fuck this I'm leaving
>>63865464
Because she didn't what?
I guess you're saying H Hizzle won because she, apparently, hits like a mack?
>>63868117
He had been talking about exploring his options outside the UFC before the Aves fight. Maybe we'll get to see him rake in bank and crush cans in Bellator now
>>63868117
GOT THE W BROTHER
>>63868117
>>63868144
I did see a clip during the post fight speech where he nonchalantly took his gloves off, hold them up and set them down on the mat. Probably wasn't for nothing, kinda a hint he was willing to wear different gloves.
>>63867040
Meme-choked Melendez
Meme-bar on Bendo
>>63868117
his contract is up so it's a good move, make dana nervous
>>63867040
primitives.
cooking the meat first eliminates bacteria and pre-digests the protein for a significant increased net gain of energy.
>>63868144
>>63868305
>>63868345
Regardless of anything, Bendo about to make a lot more moolah.
I just made £4,000 from betting on Tyson.
God save the Queen.
>>63868439
Tyson Fury beat Klitschko?
>>63868439
Congrats
>>63868457
He did. My friend almost made absolute bank by betting it would end in a draw. So close, yet so far.
>>63868511
Haha, wow. I remember Dana White was calling him Tyson Who? a few years ago when he was calling out Cain Velasquez in the media.
>>63864897
>can't even beat the germans in soccer
>can't even beat its former colonies in rugby
>or cricket
>When the weight cut without IVs got you looking like a walking dead character
>>63869242
Did McGregor grow a beard to cover his acne scars?
>>63869298
isn't that why everyone grows a beard?
>>63869549
i thought it was to hide baby face
>>63869549
Undercut + beard can make any boring white guy look interesting. They all look like clones of each other and the trend is reaching critical mass, unfortunately.
>>63869298
>shaming beardbros
...
>>63869549
I did.
>>63869605
Look how he looks without the beard.
>>63869605
>Undercut + beard can make any boring white guy look interesting
This. It's what girls find attractive these days. It's pretty embarrassing.
http://strawpoll.me/6129741
>>63869242
>posing for that photo in Reebok shorts
How much was he compensated to do that?
>>63869780
Can't get mad at a fella for making trivial aesthetic adjustments in the name of easy sex, can you? The cost to benefit ratio really makes it one of the more efficient choices you can make.
>Ronda is getting pounded by this RIGHT NOW
>>63869838
It's like girls wearing push up bras, it's just a big con.
Holly Holm vs Amanda Nunes main event
Miesha Tate vs Cat Zingano 2 co-main
UFC 196 book it.
>>63869881
I consider it more like signalling than deception
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signalling_%28economics%29
Nobody's getting tricked, it's just about showing how down for fuck you are.
>>63868117
>>63868144
>>63868305
>>63868345
YES! So much all of this. I'm ready for another promotion battle, if we can call it that. I'm ready for the athletes to get paid and I'm ready for GOAT cards.
>>63869780
God forbid women aren't attracted to cukolds
>>63870008
Maybe they are
>>63870057
No sorry but theyre definitely, 100%, entirely not.
>>63870006
I'm not really sure Henderson's move really constitutes a promotion battle at this point. Sure he's the highest profile/best fighter to leave the UFC for other organizations since the Reebok deal, but athletes of consequence leaving in high numbers simply hasn't happened yet
>>63870197
Well it's certainly possible. In lellator you get more sponsor money and easier opponents.
>>63870255
and you get a buff to knockout power (see: Phil Davis)
>>63861951
are there any memers on heme?
>>63869877
Gross.
>>63870197
>>63870298
>>63870255
Exactly. Hasn't happened yet, but pretty good reasons to jump ship if you ask me. I bet when other UFC fighters see how green the pasture on the other side is, they too will be stepping up on short notice to run out their contract. With the current financial situation with the UFC and the Reebok deal, I don't think that "being the best in the world" warrants a 25/25 paycheck, no sponsors and tougher competition for the younger guys. Who knows? I'm just excited about the idea.
>>63870525
bensons probably has a 6 figure contract per fight already. like 120/120 or something
>>63870255
Actual sponsorship money that will end up paying you more each fight than bellator, worse competition and favorable match ups await those looking to go to Bellator. Seems odd that more top 10 fighters haven't made the transition. There are plenty of guys who are good in their divisions but won't ever be Champs. Seems like those guys would have the most to gain by going to other organizations to get easier match ups
Is it possible that one of the 'female' fighters in the UFC is actually a man that got a sex change?
>>63870627
I think people would notice if a female fighter wasn't pillowfisted and wasn't on roids
>>63870627
betch maybe
her athletic career started suspiciously late in her life for her to be at such a high level
>>63870688
Bethe is probably not even in the top 20 irl
>>63870668
Holly was throwing straight lefts like McGoat in her last fight. Idk if you caught it, was like 2 weeks ago i think.
Is it just me or are there more newfriends here since 19/heem/?
OFFICIAL END OF 2016 LIST
HW: Arlovski
LHW: Cormier
MW: Rockhold
WW: GSP
LW: Edgar
FW: McGoat
BW: Cruz
FlW: DJ
WBW: Holm
SW: Joanna
>>63870184
What? The very definition of being a kekold implies that a woman was attracted to you. You can't be a kekold without having a female significant other to get cheated on by. All literal kekolds were attractive to women, otherwise they would have just lived out their lives as kissless virgins like half of /heem/ because women regard men they aren't attracted to as nonexistent.
UFC Champs @ the end of 2016
HW: Rothwell
LHW: Jones
MW: Rockhold
WW: Larkin
LW: Khabib
FW: Aldo
BW: Cruz
FW: MM
WBW: Penne
WFW: Joanna Champ
>>63870916
>what is a glorified prostitute
Oh, I think the fetish youre referring to calls one of those a cukoldress, anon.
Have fun!
>>63870806
Mechanically they are similar, sure, but the important difference is that Conor has knockout power. Technique is vital, but if the punches you throw don't have anything behind them then getting hit doesn't mean as much. It's obviously not fun to get punched in the face, but for nearly all women's mma fighters they don't have to worry about getting KO'd with punches unless they have a glass chin or are fighting someone on the juice
>>63863060
He's the only thing powerful enough to destroy himself. ;_;
>>63870931
forgot that Frankie went to FW, I should have put TJ Grant in at LW
>>63863470
Mr. Ruthless get's more powerful as he gets damaged.
>>63871006
I really dont know if I've ever seen conor put a bish to sleep the way holly did and has done.
not trying to get in some kind of stupid men vs women literal regard argument.
>tfw Aldo vs McGregor actually happens
>>63870967
WBW: Pena*
>>63870582
Back in January he earned $48k show money against Cerrone.
>>63871006
mcgregor got bad defense therefore he is not on that caliber
>>63871098
>tfw inevitable first round ko
>>63871098
ya blew it
>>63871118
my nigga
>>63871148
*knocks on wood*
>>63871146
Seems like a safe bet one way or the other
>>63871138
That's very good money for a former champ. Probably got six figures for the Thatch fight. Plus bonuses. He isn't going anywhere hopefully.
Just heem me now and wake me up on the 12th tbqh
>>63871078
Yeah but she did that with a kick, I was responding to someone who was comparing the way Holm and McGregor threw straight lefts. Since transitioning to MMA Holm has relied mostly on her strikes to set up kicks, especially head kicks. She only has one TKO win thanks to punches, and that was against someone who was 1-0 before they fought. All her other finishes were directly because of kicks or set up by kicks. Holm has good boxing, but she isn't going to knock anyone at women's bantamweight in the UFC with strikes
>>63868120
didn't flail around like a retard
>>63871078
Holly had Ronda's back and set her up for the kick.
Conor, so far, has been standing in front of his opponents for his finishes.
McGoobz is far more dangerous, obviously.
Henderson vs Held would be a fuuuckiiinggg fiiight (read like Schaub)
Anyone watching Bute/Degale? Good fight tbqhfam
I'm excited.
>>63871370
No you will experience the inevitable cancellation(s) with the rest of us.
>>63871440
Fuck I meant Will Brooks vs Benson Henderson
>>63871453
How do I achieve Rockhold mode?
>>63871475
Rather see chandler desu
>>63871376
Well I think it's srupid to argue whether conor or holly's straight left is harder.
I *would* argue, though, that it's not very common to see someone cause the kind of damage our girl Holly did in round 1.
Daily reminder: Aldo is the #1 P4P fighter in the world.
>>63870967
>Larkin
Wouldn't that be something
>>63871440
>>63871475
Hah I was about to say...
I'd love to see Brooks vs Bendo.
If Bendo wants to stay at 170... there's a few nice fights there too.
As an aside, Held's an interesting fella.
>25 pro fights
>only 23
Was UFC146 Last HW Card?
>>63871506
be white and american
>>63871506
get a fat guy to follow you around and make you look better
>>63871631
>Rockhold
>White
Looks like a Spanish bloke to me.
>>63871559
Lawler can't escape his clinch plus he looks unstoppable at WW. Under the radar pick, bro.
>>63871416
mcgregor lost 2 rounds to mendes
i love how people keep forgetting it because of the KO
>>63871716
well WW larkin is weaker, lots of wrestlers could hold him down at MW. but larkin's striking looks sick at WW
>>63871722
Were judges cards ever released?
>>63871453
Rockhold is going to expose Chris so hard.
>>63871753
I have a feeling that Lawler is just going to dominate Condit and nearly clear the division out. Dana might push Larkin past the wrestlefuck line straight to a title shot.
>>63871530
It would be stupid to argue, I agree. I just commented on the mechanical similarities between the two
Yeah it's not often that that much damage is accumulated by the end of the 1st round. Ronda did try and pressure her for the majority of the round though, and her nonexistant head movement and tendency to retreat straight backwards didn't help Ronda avoid damage
>>63871753
Larkin vs Tumenov is brilliant matchmaking
>>63871574
It's a shame they didn't put on more when they could. Nowadays the division is so shallow that if you put together an all HW main card you wouldn't see another heavyweight fight of consequence for months
>>63871792
no,id imagine first round was really close and second was to mendes
>>63871799
That's a really stupid thing to say, even if Rockhold wins it doesn't mean The Chris is "exposed", they are both great fighters. With that being said The Chris is the better fighter and is most likely going to win.
>>63871887
Most if not all media outlets scored round 1 to Mendes
>>63871812
Yes. That's actually been on my mind a lot.
The question is whether Holly can hit that hard on command or whether it was just a product of the situation. I still dont have my mind made up, but I, so far, am starting to lean towards the former.
>Paul Harris faced Jake Shields on August 1, 2015 at WSOF 22. Shields dominated Paul for the majority of the fight; however, Paul's repeated eye gougings throughout caused Shields to bleed from both eyes. In the 3rd round, Paul took advantage of the illegal blows and submitted Shields, but the victory was immediately overturned. Paul Harris came to the press one day after the incident and claimed innocence.
>Following the incident, Paul Harris was stripped of his welterweight title and suspended indefinitely, with WSOF vice-president Ali Abdel-Aziz saying that Paul Harris "has mental problems and shouldn’t be allowed to fight until he fixes them."
Heem, does Paul Harris have mental problems?
>>63871888
>The Chris is a better fighter
>beat Machida by decision
>Rockhold finished Machida in 2 rounds
?
>>63872052
i feel as if yoel's performance was better than rockhold's fighting machida
>inb4 too soon
>machida was ready
>>63872030
Holly grabbed Honda by her sides and guided her directly into that finishing kick.
>>63872038
are brazilians the ultimate dindus?
>>63872052
At least Chris didn't lose to Vitor Belfort.
>>63871975
Personally, I'm starting to feel that submission attempts and potential-ko-causing-damage (e.g. not elbows from a serious full guard) should score points more than takedowns and "positional dominance".
>>63872101
TRTor =/= current Belfort
He was noticeably deflated for the Weidman fight and got his clock cleaned without his juice. I don't think Belfort will fight again outside of Brazil, it's the only way he'll keep getting wins
>>63872163
TRTor / HiVtor
>>63872101
Chris didn't face TRT Vitor.
>>63872088
Sorry, I was talking about Holly's punches. There's been some debate whether Holly hits hard or if the other girl just drove her face into Holly's left.
What the fuck is this shit?
Too many americans on heem right now.
Where the foreigners at?
>>63872320
I'm a britbong but I'll use this proxy to respond to you just for fun
>>63872362
Master troll.
>>63872320
> too many americans on /sp/
> is an american /sp/
> my white friend
scroll up to the last european post
>>63872052
You're such a casual it hurts
>>63872392
We need multiculturalism in /heem/ don't be a bigot
>>63872418
>Isreal
>>63871821
yup
>>63871811
yeah, robbie has been training counter wrestling for every fight since, ever, tim kennedy, babalu, jacare, hendricks. people who think a returning GSP could just wrestlefick lawler are sorely mistaken
>>63872425
To be fair all the American posters are me. I just have a few computers set up on different American proxies so I can have conversations with myself
>>63871058
Does anyone actually think TJ Grant is ever coming back?
>>63872513
Are you the Mayor of the City Of You?
>still no Europeans
>>63872594
you think ww3 started and the grid over there went offline?
>>63872605
Yes that probably happened.
How does JDS vs Overeem play out?
>implying all non-american (or UK, irish, and sometimes aussie) posters aren't mentally and verbally challenged.
>>63872661
JDS gets outclassed the first 2 rounds, comes back in the 3rd and heems Overeem silly.
>>63872540
post stomp heems
>>63863373
>literally never breaks the hold till he's gone
Would that have been grounds for an instant rematch and him just straight GSP jabbing her to death?
>>63872661
JDS via anything he wants. Babychin is overrated and a pussy tbhfam. Sure he would kick my ass, but any decent fighter who can get away from the cage will finish him.
>>63872680
Wow, just lost a lot of respect for Condit.
>>63872706
natural born killa, nigguh.
>>63872706
P U S S Y
U
S
S
Y
>TUF 22 finale is coming up
>UFC has only announced 5 fights for the card
What gives? Surely they can't have a fight night with only 5 fights?
>>63872782
>hendricks hump
>no wmma talk
>just invent a time machine and heem me at birth
>>63872784
well at least 4 fights for the tuf guys as well
>tfw Condit will never break your nose into a thousand pieces
JDS tools him
>>63872706
heem urself reddit
So /Heem/ why is everyone on this Chris Weidman kick lately? He used to be one of the most underrated UFC fighters and now everyone is sucking his dick.
>>63872850
4? Why 4? Am I having a stroke? Why doesn't that seem right to me?
how come no one ever does the liver kick?
>>63873131
Hard to execute properly
Post your face when my girl Rose sends Memevanzant back to the wanted pages of memedom.
>>63872999
people forget he's undefeated and has never lost a round
>>63873226
She looks like a fat filipino boy gone super saiyan
>>63873239
He lost 1 against machida, for sure maybe 2
>>63873239
Machida round 5th
>>63873279
Hi arroz con pollo, how you doing?
>>63861951
so was on sherdog, according to some korean there choi was a champ in that bs highschool streetfighting for his age group. you know where it's by age, school and district, that shit isn't anime bullshit?
>>63873259
delete this
anyone have predictionbros final pic for fightnight 79??
Is Akiyama natty lads?
>>63873676
Naw he's a male model it's his job to look like that
>>63873257
I think you have spent too much time around Philippino boys...
>>63873725
If mma were a sport Demetrius Johnson would be too small to even have a career as a journalist.
>>63873773
kek
>>63873725
>>63873767
Mighty Mouse is the worst, I wish he would just go away.
>>63873798
Why is there so much hate for flyweight? No one even cares about Bantam weight. I don't get it, but manlet reporting in....so that might have something to do with it.
>>63873798
He has as much character as plain white rice
Via Mandrama Meltzer.
Sapp vs Akebono 2
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/28/9806740/rizin-signs-sapp-vs-akebono-rematch-for-its-debut
just popping in to say not-tall =/= manlet
Is McGregor a legit threat to Aldo or is he all talk?
>>63873818
Turbo manlets
Fewest finishes of any men's division
The champ of the division is boring and a marketing nightmare for the UFC
>implying any Mighty Mouse fight is more exciting than any Dillashaw fight
>>63873832
>Bob Sapp will be fighting in 2015
Rizin p4p best meme promotion
>>63873846
Legit threat but not good enough.
>>63873832
delete this
>>63873846
Aldo is going to be shocked when he can't hurt mcgregor and mcgregor is taking potshots at him easily
>>63873888
>can't hurt mcgregor
Mendes hurt him. Aldo is the best fighter on the planet.
>>63873904
mendes never hurt him
>>63873929
Okay, I guess you missed the post fight speech when McGoobz dropped the act.
Conor has an iron chin, but he's still not as fast, cunning, or brutal as Aldo.
>>63873929
That's why McGregor has a huge scar above his eye now from that ground and pound?
>>63873953
This isn't the same WEC Aldo, not as good, man. He's too old and not hungry anymore.
>>63873969
He's hungry for McGregor and an "unhungry" Aldo is still beating the brakes off the division.
>>63873953
mcgooker was injured and stressed from the weight cut and opponent change, thats why he dropped the act, the worst mendes did was take him down. If aldo is so brutal how come he hasn't got a finish in ages, what's he gonna do to him you think mcgregor hasn't been training for those leg kicks?
>>63873956
>a cut=getting seriously hurt
>>63873995
>mcgooker was injured and stressed from the weight cut and opponent change, thats why he dropped the act
He had the shit beat out of him by Mendes is what you meant, right?
>>63874046
if he had the shit beat out of him how come he was never wobbled once, just layed on, the worst mendes could do is stick his fingers in a cut.
Aldo
>Chad Mendes (once with meme knee and the other in war)
>Hominick (Aldo had AIDS and broken foot)
>KZ (beat him with broken foot, also KZ counts as 5 fighters)
>Faber when he was good
>Lamas who he outclassed in every way
>Frankie Edgar
>Ken Flo
>Kek Swanson
Conor
>Dennis Siver
>Good Ol' Pea Head who was ranked 17 but moved to 5
>Mendes (good)
Conor will win.
>>63874046
>He had the shit beat out of him by Mendes is what you meant, right?
Kill yourself, patriot-goggled seppo.
>>63873818
they have cardio for 5 rounds but no knockout power
>>63874111
He was obviously not being serious. And Americans are immune to patriot goggles when it comes to MMA.
>>63873773
>>63873779
I don't get it. What's funny about this?
>>63874144
Unless the fighter is black, right cu-lad?
>>63874183
did you see the fight?
>>63874183
Joe Silva is about to get Tiny4K'd/Blacked if you look to the far right.
>>63874209
No. I know he lost. Something funny happened?
>>63874184
What would you do to her?
>>63874337
Tell her to convert to atheism.
>>63874282
He lost to a black fighter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY
>this is america
what did he mean by this?
>>63874473
He looks quite Native American.
Let me get this straight Luke Rockgrab went to a pitch black room and made love to two adult men then threatened to do it to weedman
http://youtu.be/deR_FRGdTrQ
>>63874473
>postin muh c.uckfu in /heem/
>>63874473
If I saw this before the Christie incident, I'd just assume it was the typical old youtube exaggeration video.
I remember long before everything went down, me and my friends were laughing at him being announced as "War Machine" in a bellator event. 6 months later, wew lad.
>>63874473
>half coke half cherry
War Machine has hectic taste, lads.
>>63874491
That's pretty much what happens when you mix european with mexican, m8.
>>63874473
>tfw suddenly craving a slurpee but scared to go out this late
>>63874619
is it like shaved ice?
Watched the biggest HW boxing fight of the year yesterday, it felt like it was Struve vs Struve tbph.
I love boxing but come on, go for the heem or go home
>>63874648
i enjoyed that fight desu, later rounds were great.
couldn't believe they didn't jew fury in the end.
now all we need is england's brave conor mcgregor to do one on aldo and we'll be king of the world again.
>>63874645
It's cold mush so packed with artificial flavors that, if left alone, could survive hundreds of years in the same state
>>63874473
He doesn't have fucking krav maga tier skills. if anything he sounds like Leonard from the big bang theory.
will conor also sing a song after he beats aldo
>>63874897
would she beat tyson fury?
When was the last time you participated in a "USA" chant?
>yfw McGregor is in the cage and Run this Town starts playing
>>63874956
Under the right circumstance.
>>63874962
did it ironically at 189 with a group of paddies when mcgregor knocked mini mendes out
>>63874974
>yfw McGregor starts shouting OY RUN THIS TOWN
>>63874974
>yfw McGregor is in the cage
>It ain't me starts playing
>>63874990
Wish I could have caught you doing that in Iraq.
>>63867040
>the city of Finland
/heem/ why are the best fighters American?
Bones, The Chris, Killashaw, Cruz, DJ, Lawler, Cormier, Sage, Rockhold, Rumble, on and on.
Anyone else even trying?
>>63875180
america has the biggest mma scene
you have to travel all the way to america if you want to see money and you won't even come with high level mma training
>>63873956
>fighters getting a scar
absolutely shocking.jpg
>>63875180
Open up your eyes!
Follow the money
>>63875310
If it's all about money then how did Barao ever become so dominate?
>>63875237
Israel are you a proxy or what?
Post pictures to prove that you're not a proxy.
>>63874897
>American is fuck
?
>>63875325
im probably one of the few israelis that browse 4chan
its unfortunate that people tackle me for my nationality but fuck it
>>63875320
... f-follow the money... US government intervention... Project Final Banger.... CIA... NSA... LSD... think it's a coincidence that there's always a spike in chemtrail activity during UFC events? Follow the money.
>>63875320
You mean to say 'dominant'. The word is even pronounced with the 'n', and with a soft 'a', so why does everyone want to write it out as "dominate"?
>>63875373
Pics or the holocaust didn't happen.
>>63875407
see what i mean
Ronda looks happy now. I think losing was the best thing for her. It took away a big burden from her
>>63875325
how fucking new are you yank? there's tons of israelis on /int/, even a couple palis.
>>63875444
Yes, did i just oppressed you very hard?
>>63875467
would take you more seriously if you actually projected this racism in real life
>>63875448
yeah i doubt this is a current picture of them. Plus, didn't her Mom post this? I'm inclined to think she's sparing Ronda's feelings by posting an oldie.
>>63875448
I'm pretty sure Ronda feels nothing but anxiety as a product of loss.
>>63875448
who's missing from the picture bros?
>>63875557
>strikes to the back of the head are illegal
>slamming someone on the back of their head isn't
>>63875536
>racist
Confirmed proxy
>>63875710
this
she looked scared as hell of Holm at the end of the fight. hard to find motivation when you've been put in that place. she'll always fight with fear now, it's over for her.
Been a holm fan for two years (she's what I want to marry), and I'm still laughing at every one of you faggots that said the fight was a mismatch and is now on the holm bandwagon.
>>63875748
Well... I have a friend who is autistic and didn't talk till he was like five. He's great and I love him. He's very smart and good at everything he does, and can hardly play any competitive games or sports at all unless he wins every time. Isn't that Ronda's deal as well?
>>63875847
Really, on the actual day of the fight, we all had hope.
>>>/youtube/
>>63875748
Nah. She'll get over it.
She really burned herself out because of a lack of gameplan. You can fix that.
Also I wouldn't be surprised at all if someone like Miesha beat Holms.
>>63875901
Nah.
>>63875901
>Holms
So is a Rose Vs Tecia rematch inevitable?
I might literally vomit if Paige beats Rose... and Jocelyn really doesnt stand a chance against Tecia.
>>63875901
Her striking defence though... can she fix head movement, footwork and ringcraft in 12 months?
>>63876172
ronda can't fight defensive
its the same if conor fought defensive
she is done
>"I heard stories before the Matushenko fight that you wouldn't believe" - Luke Thomas discussing Jon Jones partying
Is there any more info about this? Luke really blueballed us with that statement.
how old is ronda's sister (the one that played her in the promo)?
>>63876232
he does this all the time whenever something major happens
>>63876204
Is it racist if I posit that conor is a counter striker?
BJJ is the best sport martial art
Prove me wrong
>>63876300
conor can't fight defensive,period
>>63872999
join the Team posting was recalling critical mass around the time of 193. All the casuals came in and joined at the first invitation. Now stop doubting me. I love you.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/24/9793168/ufc-194-jose-aldo-injury-mma-news
JUST
>>63876673
http://www.dailymail.uk/2015/11/29/1488/brit-bong-being-a-twat-in-heem
>>63876448
he can he just doesn't. Watch the elbow in the Brimage fight
>>63876448
Conor greatest strength is his counter-punching m8, what are you talking about
>>63876757
may be, but he is a pressure fighter meaning his style overrides the gameplan or whatever
he should just be more careful with expanding energy and expose himself to takedowns. don't need to be a genius to understand that
have watched 189 in a while, think it's time lads
>>63876863
>meaning his style overrides the gameplan or whatever
Diaz, why are you in Israel?
>go to Bloody Elbow
>read thread about Fury/Klit
>this is a green comment
The worst part...
… endless homophobic, apocalyptic rants from Fury for the foreseeable future.
Not sure if they're just memeing on us tbchwyf
>>63877028
Nah Fury is quite the moron, entertaining but he is a crazy christian, westboro-tier
>>63876957
some fighters just surge in and try to apply as much pressure they can, all ronda fights took off by ronda taking the center and trying to tie up or force her opponent to fight from behind.
same thing with conor starting the fight by throwing 10 kicks in 20 seconds
who knows maybe im wrong and they will fight differently in the future
>>63877055
It's how you do it that's important. Either way they are trying to establish their rhythm and make sure the fight goes according to their pace
>>63877106
that's why i like fighters like JJ, he can control his pressure meter pretty well
>>63876232
He can't actually tell us unsubstantiated rumors. Even floating them as just a rumor would literally haunt his career forever. I'd assume he has aspirations to be a respected sports journalist (lol) and not a tmz reporter.
>>63877223
>Luke
>a respected journalist
>>63877268
You seem to have a great deal of difficulty assessing the context of posts.
>>63877725
No, I was more mocking the notion of Luke ever becoming a respected journalist
>>63877028
>>63877046
Do you think the Heavyweight Boxing Division of the World will become popular again now that the resident reachfag has been set aside?
>>63877888
Probably, but it wont get better in terms of boxing. Klitscko got old, that's all.
>>63877838
You do realize it would require your respect for Luke to become a respected sports journalist?
>>63877979
*wouldnt require your respect
>>63877979
Doesn't need mine, he could make do with yours. Either way what are you talking about autismo
>>63877888
Yeah, most likely.
Boxing has some legit prospects coming up right now in HW. But the biggest deal is no more fights in continental Europe with non-English speakers.
>>63878051
If new people are ever gonna want to watch their sport, they've got to do something about that clinching bullshit.
What the fuck was that even.
>>63878110
Klitscko is infamous for clinching every time someone gets past his jab. Either way heavyweight divisions are lackluster both in MMA and boxing compared to the lighter weightclasses.
>>63878018
You made a comment. I explained why it was a misguided one. Then you called me autistic because you said something stupid. That is what is going on.
>>63876232
Rumours about coke and Jones I've heard since before the Rampage fight. He fucks a lot. He parties a lot. Got his current wife pregnant and had to drop out of the wrestling scholarship program at his college as a result.
>>63878415
>reebok
>>63878110
The Queensberry rules revolutionised boxing by turning it from dirty bareknuckle savagery to the sweet science.
Perhaps it's time for another "Queensberry Revolution"?
Something to spice up the rules, make boxing matches more fighty...
Smaller gloves maybe? More stringent rules about clinching?
>>63878615
Yeah everything I've heard over the years is basically just partying, fucking, and the usual sorts of drugs. At least he's not hurting anybody, aside from cheeky fendie bendies with pregorinos
>>63878746
>At least he's not hurting anybody
He has a wife and kids
Post things only you think are going to happen
>Anthony Pettis and Cejudo will be champions at the end of next year
>>63878858
Oh right. Well... at least he's confessed his sins and is making an effort to be like Christ now (by getting swooooooooole)
>>63878903
https://youtu.be/XCU1dA0DPRA
>>63878899
>I'll get laid before the year ends
>>63878928
you get xmas and nye. go all out m8y
>>63878899
anime will become real around mid 2016
>>63878953
thanks, y-you too.
>>63878903
>>63878922
>a self confessed drug taker walks away from the sport for 6+ months and doesn't have to take any drug tests in his time away, then comes back having transformed his body from skinny and rail like to amateur body builder mode.
How fucking gullible are you if you can't see that Jones has been cycling roids like a mad cunt
>>63878899
Pettis will be, Cejudo has literally nothing for DJ
>>63878208
>>63878660
A friend told me to watch golovkin vs lemieux and I just did, that is what boxing should be like if they want people to get into it, it was a hell of a fight.
It seems pretty simple to me, if you keep clinching/trapping your opponents arms you first get a warning then a point taken.
>>63879410
>So I told Jonathan Dwight to get swole and he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahah
>>63878415
lol that little asian chick, a qt but she looked like an angry 5 year old fighting her older sister in the standup, just walking forwards, chin up, trying to push her little fists into the face of her opponent.
Put her in there with JJ and watch murder in the octagon.
>>63879449
I would favor Cejudo in the first few rounds. If he lets DJ set the pace Cejudo will gas very quickly. If he can make DJ fight on his terms and can make DJ back up he will be able to take the first 3 I think.
Nobody else make an OP, I've got a dank one ready
>>63875159
what is the cut inside of MMA?
>>63879729
post it then. 1-10 posts early is suitable.
>>63879810
I'm still putting the finishing touches together. You can't rush perfection.
>>63879832
I believe in you!
>>63879862
It's ready
>>63876359
>>63876359
>>63876359
>>63879884
Thanks mate, see you there!
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>>63879978
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>>63879978
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>>63879978
Here
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>>63879620
I think DJ would dominate him from the first to last
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