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>>>UFC Fight Night 79 results:
>>Main card
[spoiler]Benson Henderson def. Jorge Masvidal via unanimous decision (47-48, 48-47, 49-46)[/spoiler]
Dong Hyun Kim def. Dominic Waters via TKO (punches) at 3:11 of R1
Alberto Mina def. Yoshihiro Akiyama via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Doo Ho Choi def. Sam Sicilia via TKO (punches) at 1:33 of R1

>>Undercard
Dongi Yang def. Jake Collier via TKO (punches) at 1:50 of R2
Mike de la Torre def. Yui Chul Nam via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Tae Hyun Bang def. Leo Kuntz via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Seo Hee Ham def. Cortney Casey via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Fredy Serrano def. Yao Zhikui via TKO (injury) at :44 of R1
Marco Beltran def. Ning Guangyou via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Dominique Steele def. Maestro Dong Hyun Kim via KO (slam) at :37 of R3

>>Legal free fights
>Mcgregor vs Poirier
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Masvidal vs Ferreira
https://youtu.be/dRdIK39kTXQ
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60

>Upcoming MMA events:
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt

>>Latest TFATK episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SLMCWPPSRk

>>Latest JRE episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
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1st for vanzant
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First for rare Hendos
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Second for Rockhold
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>>63848523
first for koreanito copying the GOAT /werDOOM/
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5th for Trump
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>>63848547
Who is the semen demon? I don't follow UFC. But I saw this girl and was enthralled by her beauty.
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aldo will win back the title
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If brown people would stop spending so much time and energy being butthurt and racist at whites and instead focus on not being so shit then the world would be a much better place
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>>63848584
https://www.instagram.com/paigevanzantufc/

https://twitter.com/paigevanzantufc
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>>63848582
He was in the last thread.
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10th for autographing a picture of your wife I guess
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>2 weeks of waiting
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>>63848591
Don't bring that cancer into this thread.
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posting these in this thread in case the other 404s

>>63848133
>>63847793
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>>63848561

These Hendos are not rare. At all.

I banish you from /heem/ until you watch every Pancrase and Bas Ruttens narrated fights on youtube so that you can at least pretend you're not a filthy casual.
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>>63848636
>you will never be her human toilet
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>>63848636
>>63848591
This is the cancer killing /heem/
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>>63848628
Think of it like I do.

We have TUF on Wednesday. Hopefully 10 episodes of embedded (maybe they'll cover fighters from all 3 cards, would make sense because it is all on Vegas) so they will start on Friday. Its gong to be fight week before you know it.
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>>63848662
Are you implying that JJ is cancer? Fuck off.
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>>63848628
Gee bro, sucks that you got no UFC to watch this weekend. M-maybe I could be your UFC?
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>>63848596
Oh me likey very much. Thank you. Also lel at her little brother. Looks like just woke up.
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>>63848675
Fuck off Nasheem.
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jose looking frail without the PEDs
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>>63848674
thanks senpai, think I'll be okay when next week arrives but until then I'll be uncomfortable. Praying for some big ass interview or pre fight press conference
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>>63848715
He is looking quite small actually.
Not good at all lads.
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>>63848710
argentina has always been based
>>63848675
my interpretation was that he meant rogan
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>>63848715
I really wish Eduardo would fight more than once per millennium
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>>63848755
If that's true, I request he withholds from giving me a (you)

>>63848710
Good one my minority friend.
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wheres Dutch Bro that asked for skype?
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>>63848802
lel
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i remember when we used to talk about mma
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>>63848893
I don't
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>>63848893
I'll talk MMA with you bro
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“I’m more like a 170-pounder,” Weidman said Wednesday, three weeks prior to his co-headliner Dec. 12 at Las Vegas’ MGM Grand Garden Arena. “I weigh like 192, 193 (pounds) in the morning. I’ve got my weight down really low for this one.”

Who /WEIDMAN/ here?
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>>63848893
Did that ever happened?
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Rose vs Vanzant
God damn son thats gonna be a great fight
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>>63848930
no

romero should get the titleshot next, then this weedmanmeme will finally end
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>>63848947
Said no one ever.
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>>63848802
looks like his head was photoshopped

its so big doenst fit on his body
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>>63848971
>implying
Thats gonna be great, Both of those girls are exciting fighters
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>>63848980
he's a bald midget
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>>63849008
maybe for the fightpass prelims. teenage boys with 6 months of training look more competent than paige vanzant, saying it's great for a main event means you are literally everything that is wrong with the sport
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>>63848930
Right here bro
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>>63848971
>he doesn't want to watch two hot chicks in their underwear rolling on the ground beating each other up
gayyy
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I-is Bendo leaving the UFC?
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>>63849035
Hey Paige wins fights and thats what matters.
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>>63849064
wait is Paige Christian?
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>>63849064
what a slut
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>>63848930
>Robbie looked smaller for the Rory fight
>Rory looked smaller too
>this was when the new testing came in
>Weidman looking smaller
>Aldo looks like got AIDS with his little pea head
All of them were on fucking roids
Meanwhile Conor looks the same as he did two years ago. Conor bless
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>>63849065
what!?
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>>63849106
he's on that undetectable potato juice, m8
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>>63849085
Yeah, she goes to the same kind of megachurch bullshit that Sage does.

Americans are fucking crazy
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>>63849140
>Hunter
>Likes guns
>Hot
>fun to watch
she had to ruin it all by being a christfag
ah well I guess I will be rooting for Rose
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>>63849131
That was the last fight on his contract and there were rumours that he wanted to test the market. Bendo also seemed to leave the gloves in the octagon (this is usually done when a fighter retires).
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>>63849249
somebody get sakakibara on the phone
it's time for Bendo vs Akebono!
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>>63848980
He does have a big head, doesn't he?
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>>63849162
yeah stupid christfag, she should be like the good modern day american girls and twerk on the internet and cheat on their bfs
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>>63849106

Even though I don't like McGregor too much I can't disagree.
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man I am sad Genki retired. The guy was one of my favorite fighters. He would have been great in the asian UFC cards

>>63849327
>implying Twerking is bad
>Implying that people that are not christian always cheat on their boyfriends
>strawmanning this hard
yeah nah your a cunt
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/r/'ing a webm/gif of the dongster's finish. not the shitty one, the king of heem DHK
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>>63849360
you're
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>>63849327
>implying the true American and Christian way isn't to do both
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who did Bendo call out at the end?
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>>63848930
that's what happens when you have to come off the gear
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>>63849405
>ronda

he said he was gonna kick her head to the sun and than bask in the rays of her big ego

>desu I don't know who he called out
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>>63849321
>his traps disappeared
>those skinny arms
>his brain fluid is fucked from too many weight cuts and wars
Pray for Aldo as King Conor will not show him mercy.
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anyone know when KSW is on and is there a comfy stream?
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>>63849526
You'll see this at the end of the fight. Only Aldo will be wearing Conor's beard and Reebok clothing.
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>>63848609
C U C K

U

C

K
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>>63849367
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>>63849064
SEMEN DEMON
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>>63848930
What a coincidence
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you're in a club and this guy slaps your gfs ass
what do?
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>>63849367
he was merciful, this time
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>>63849652
Call the Sharia police.
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/7/28/8834287/report-jose-aldo-injured-ufc-194-bout-with-conor-mcgregor-postponed

Literally kill me now
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>>63849085
She is a born again christian. She talks about being bullied by upperclassmen in high school, but I get the impression something(s) pretty dramatic happened to her as a teenager (even if only mentally like a mood disorder).
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>>63849682
but he's a man he can touch women if he wants. sharia police wont care its your fault for bringing her to a club
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>>63849695
>implying anyone is going to fall for this
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>>63849652
call him a manlet, he won't be able to do anything to me as I'm above 6ft
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>>63849728
He's white, out drinking and has tattoos with mixed fabrics.

Straight to the Sharia holding cell he goes.
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>>63849695
fucking cunt i nearly had a heart attack.
Literally was 2 seconds from permaheeming myself
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>>63849695
>its true
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>>63849760
good point bro. 6'2" God height checkin in
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>>63849748
>tfw it actually happens and you think it is a ruse
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A perfect family.
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What happens if a fighter doesn't step up on short notice? Like this guy that got beat by DHK. I'm assuming he got a call and was offered the fight. But what if he'd said no? Is your career basically done or do you get a mismatch the next time you fight?
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>>63849859
Oh lord, my tears
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>>63849913
Your career won't end, but it'll look good if you step up. If you don't, then the UFC probably will not consider you again and various opportunities that come with that also fly out the window.
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>>63849913
When you are a low tier fighter you never know when you'll get the call to fight again. Pretty much you say yes unless you have some name value. Dustin Poirer, for example, recently refused to fight on short notice and got the fight he wanted rescheduled and it will be seen by a bigger audience now. If some literal who did that then they might not get booked again for months if ever
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>>63849913
The same thing that happens at any other job: your boss hates you.
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>>63849986
Yeah and when he loses they will never book that cum stain in a big fight again. Anyone who follows the UFC closely, or hell anyone who works for a living knows this.
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>>63850052
'No'
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>>63850052
Chat shit get banged
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i love how fucking stupid dustin is

>yeah man, my bosses called me up and they were like it's totally cool don't worry about it

i knew he was a dummy after listening to him trying to promote the mcgregor fight
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>>63849360
Genki has a fucked up neck, right? From rasslin
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>>63850125
Yeah, he only got the fight he wanted rebooked 2 months later on a bigger card. What an idiot...
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>>63850125
It's always totally cool until they pull you into the office and tell you to pack your shit.
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>>63850147
does he? I thought he just wanted to focus on his music career
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When will you feel safe that the 194 maincard will hold up?
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>>63850125
yeah he really annoyed me. Like there was literally no chance that northern irish fagit norman parke was gonna beat him. he would have got money and fans
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>>63849652

Take him down cause I know he's a white belt on the ground.
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>>63850162
Yeah, you're in way over your head here. Like Team Dustin you're only looking at this on the surface level.
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>>63850209

Day of.
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>>63850235
Nope, you're just dumb.
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Weidman literally off the roids. Funny he passed the eye test too.
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>>63850362

Hey listen, I love you, but this is your final invitation to join the team.
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>>63850209
Once Jose Aldo and Conor McGregor are both standing in the octagon and the fight has started, maby
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>>63850204
I heard it on some forums. Google didn't come up with any official results. But yeah, he got other shit going on. He also coaches for some university wrestling team.
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Guys, Rockhold is coming into this camp leaner than ever also(he is walking around under 200). You all just jump to PEDs which doesn't really make sense. These fighters in question aren't holding unnatural amounts of muscle on their frame. They would more likely be taking stuff for recovery and endurance. They could all easily maintain their previous muscle mass if they so chose to naturally, so being off peds doesn't add up. I think the IV ban is making fighters walk around closer to their weigh in weight because drastic weight cuts will kill the, before five rounders now.
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>>63850097
lol
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>>63850362
So did Chael and Anderson. GSP never passed the eye test. But even he admitted he lifted weights to look good. But he was probably on roids too ;___;
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>>63850444
He also runs a baseball league.
Like holy shit Genki is "Most interesting man in the world" tier
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Makwan Amhirkani vs Mike Wilkinson confirmed for ufc London
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>>63850209
once it's all over and I'm watching Focus UFC 194 a month later.
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>>63850514
based Wilko
a fucken warriah
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>>63850505
what's the eye test? keep seeing that everywhere
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>>63850507
He is. Man I really wish the UFC would start showing his old fights and his entrances.
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>>63850214
He's a brown belt m8
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>>63850652
Head USADA testing said they will target fighters more often that "don't pass the eye test" i.e. If they look like they are juicing
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>>63850683
oh right, i'm retarded. I figured it had something to do with that roids fuck your eyes up. like your pupils get swole
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>>63850683
>>63850652
think Romero
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why is akiyama still fighting
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>>63849817
6'5" 250lbs
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>>63850668
I think he speaks english because he went to school in LA and thats when he got into BJJ.
Genki on JRE when?
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Genki Sudo has
>modeled
>acted in TV and movies
>kickboxed despite being a grappler
>written books
>been involved in politics
>been a member of a popular music group in Japan
>fought MMA
>competed at ADCC
>danced and choreographed
>dropped some of the dankest memes to have ever been dropped in the cage and ring

Damn.
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>>63850715
they really don't think like you think
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>>63850736
202cm 143kg 9%bf here

i could heem every
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>>63850736
noice, you'd by lanky awkward fagit tier if you were'nt 250lbs. that fat or muscle?
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>>63850756
the only thing respectable on that list is the fighting
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>>63850800
how big's your dick bro? no homo
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KARATE
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>>63850853
Sage?
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>>63850837
>tfw only 7 inches when rock solid, not even thick either
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>>63850756

based Genki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDOPNLzEFH0
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found this menace on facebook
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Does anyone have a webm of Doo Ho Choi KO'ing Sam Sicilia?
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>>63850800
Nederlanded genes ftw.
>>63850810
Mixture of both i came down from 290lbs and started lifting since may. Wont deny i got some fat but i got muscle aswell. Looking to maybe get into bjj. Blackbelt in tkd and judo. Wish i had boxing or kickboxing instead of tkd though.
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>>63850837
38cm
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>>63850881
7 inches is good. stop watching porn,
we're all gonna make it
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>>63850683
Pic related. Lavar failed the eye test at the weigh in. He ultimately failed the drug test too. But his opponent, Big Brown Brendan Schaub passed the eye test and drug test with flying colors. Brendan was and is natty. And will always been. Brendan says that if you need that shit (because that is what PED'S are) you are weak in the mind and have insecurity and loads of other issues. He's right. Fighting is for Pride and honor. Things that define warrior spirit like Brendan does. PED's aren't a part of that.
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>>63850917
it's obviously better than 5 or 6 inches, but when you're 7 and thin there's nothing good about it
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>watch ufc pulse
>juliana pena actually looks atqtractive
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>>63850837
Im the 6'5" dutchie. 23cm here. Feels bad i got a twin brother whos got an inch bigger dick;_;
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>>63850745
Yep. He does. He actually went to the same college I went to in the states. But I wan't into MMA back then.

That youtube vid of him owning that grappling tournament was from that time in LA. It was crazy because back then BJJ guys weren't doing any wrestling and wrestlers didn't go to BJJ. You can see him just running through them like a wet tissue paper.
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>>63850930


>you know remember Schaub fought against Lavar, Crocop and Gonzaga wihout getting heemed.


How did he do it?
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>>63850930
I agree with Brendan about being weak and insecure, but that applies to every drug including alcohol.
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>>63850942
She's like a more masculine Jane Marie. I'd eat her shit though.

Do you think she'll get a title shot?
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>mfw netherlands best fighters were all either immigrants or manlets
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>>63850975
Then losss to rothwell goddamn it schaub. Hes got them dsl's tho.

Wtf i had to solve 5 catcus captchas back to back
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>>63850949
are the only short people in netherlands the Moroccans? 6' average height is crazy
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>>63851019
he reminds me of ted bundy
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>>63851024
Its crazy. I am tall as shit but never in my life when im walking down a busy street am i the tallest. And marocans are small twinks besides badr hari
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>>63851019
They should've kept the new cast.
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I'm 5'5". Is there anyone shorter than me here? I would like to be king manlet
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>>63850888
Follow these hyperlinks for a good time
>>63845701
>>63845727
>>63845757
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>>63850975
He and his chin were a lot stronger back then.
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>>63851024
Northern Europeans used to be a lot larger on average. Then they mixed with Southern Europeans.
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>>63851075
are they not rapey like the pakis?
Average height over here is like 5'8'' or 5'9''/
Being 6'2" is god tier
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>>63851106
5'10" for king manlet my boy.
You should try take estrogen and shave your body, you'd make a fortune
on the internet doing cams. Unless you're ugly.
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>>63851121
Depends which southern Europeans because southeastern euros (serbs croats slovenes) are very tall as well.
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>>63851121
Ancient Roman historians wrote about fighting nude Barbarian women who were 6 feet tall, and men who were 6'6. Maybe they were just pranking.
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>>63851024

I went to Amsterdam once and the women are literally taller than 80% of guys here. It was unreal.
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>>63851019
Schilt
Decker
Aerts
Hoost and bonjasky where slave colony ppl.
Overeem
Hari.
Manhoef and spong.
Say what you want but dutch ppl know their shit. Suprised dutch people are so irrelevant in mma. Sure rutten was nice but besides overeem and manhoef. Struve is boring as fuck.
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>>63849652
be ashamed at myself for getting involved with some flat assed bird
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>>63851106
What's it like being 5'5? Do you even remotely try with women or just accept that you're literally nothing to them?
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Anyone else hate Team Manlet Chads? I watched a few episodes of their podcast and they're all the douchiest bunch of douches I've ever seen.
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>>63851203
Yeah compares to other countries they are. My gf is 5'10. To me its not that tall cause intower over her. Smallest girl ive dated was 5'1
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>>63851258

Tell that to the man banging Megan Olivi.
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>>63851266
Typical Californians
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>>63850956
I am super jelly actually. Like Genki is legit one of my favorite fighters of all time. Its a shame I cant find many of the cards he was on though.


also holy shit fuuuuuck captcha


[spoiler]where you the guy that asked for my skype? [/spoiler]
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>>63851258
I don't have any problems with my height. It's not something I even consider in my day to day life. I like the manlet meme though.
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>>63851292
Megan is a midget. Joey also has way above average confidence. I'm wondering what it's like for the average 5'5 guy.
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>>63851266
Chad is so bad at shit talking. That press thing when conor is shitting on cowboy rda and chad etc. Chads comebacks are literally well yeah.. you're stupid!tier
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>>63851362
>also has way above average confidence.

Yes,this is the key. If you have confidence and aren't insecure you can and will get girls. Even if you're 5'4" like Benavidez.
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>>63851362
I wear boots that look like sneakers just so I'm 6 feet tall in public.
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>>63851370
Who are the top 5 shit-talkers in the current UFC roster? Power gaps allowed.
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Who's hyped for Americas brave Conor McGregor to kill another hue?
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>>63851292
>>63851362
See, if i was as manlet as him, i'd feel its my duty
to kill the horrible manlet gene and go for some ugly dutch 6'5" retarded enough to let me impregnate with my shitty genes,
just so my kids dont have to suffer through life as a manlet.
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>>63851020
When Ben Rothwell activates Plow Mode in his fights there's no stopping him.
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>>63851214
>literally two of them are tall dutchies
>rest are either immigrants or manlets
also dont forget Nieky Holzken
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who here sees similarities between jose vs conor and cerrone vs pettis??

cerrone and jose both stand tall with their heads on a tee and pettis and mcgregor are both loose strikers and wide stance southpaws .
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>>63851422
I bet you upvoted that when you saw it on reddit.
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>>63851024
nah literally everyone is tall here, on average they are obviously shorter but they are taller here than in their country of origin
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>>63851425
>improve gene
I sometimes don't know if people actually buy into these memes that height is relevant to life
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>>63851478
lad, they cant even explain why they value height
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>>63851425
Ey irishbro ima solid 7/10.
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>>63851323
Nah. Wasn't me.
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>>63851457
I got it from bloody elbow, but why does anyone care about the source? either comment on the content or don't instead of trying to maintain some sense of superiority based on what website you spend your time on.
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>>63851478
Of course height is relevant. Being 6'2 vs. 5'5 is like the difference between being ugly vs. attractive.
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>>63851521
>picking up that "story"
>the city of mookie alexander
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>>63851520
oh shit I got you confused with the dutch flag. My mistake bro
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>>63851447
Not been much into kickboxing since k1 died. Also hadnt been following ufc for a long time up till march this year. Usdd to watch it alot around tuf with schaub till 2011 then lost track(regret it). Atleast 3 are dutch though. And its mostly the way its taught here thats effective. Wish i did kickboxing instead of tkd.
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>>63851497
i like being tall because the pain of my fucked up knees distract me from my shit life, checkmate
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>>63851450
Jose has good head movement unlike Cerrone. The only similarity between those two is that they both keep their hands very close and tight.
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any stream for KSW?
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Could Masvidal have won with a full training camp?
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>>63851589
I have been watching Glory lately. Kickboxing is so much fun bro
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>>63851478
>>63851497

I dunno. Glad im not a small bitchlett though. No one really tries to fuck with you and chicks like tall dudes. In a fight it definetly helps being big. Ive fought smaller dudes before and its like ragdolling them. But i had atleast 6 inches and 70lbs on em. Big people dont get very old though and later get bsck problems right? Getting shoes is shitty aswell. Got shoedize 15 ? 50 in euro. Think thats 15 or 16 in us. Definetly had its pros and cons but im glad i turned out to be a big guy with a sexy don lafontaine voice.
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>>63851478
>height is irrelevant

Really? So if you had the same exact personality you wouldn't want to be 6'2 instead of 5'6 when you walk into a job interview?
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>>63851637
jose actually has bad head movement he gets outboxed quite often
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>>63851422

>hyped for a fight that should have happened half a year ago but LE EBIN PULL OUT DUE OT INJURY maymay

Keep being a fucking drone, turd.
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>>63851733
>doen alsof je lang bent
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Does anyone watch fights with friends and commentate over them? I got a friend I watch old PRIDE fights with. Hes very knowledgeable about martial arts in general but I know more then him about MMA. Its really cool.
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>>63851679
My wife thanked me for taking her son to the UFC fight and buying him a pair of gloves and Reebok walkout shirt (Chieck jersey)
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>>63851717
Yeah i should start watching it again. Unemployed life got time in spades. Playin 2 much dota. Nerdlife bby
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>>63851717
>Hey anon, hats a nice jumper
>T-thanks, my mum bought it for me
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>>63851817
what do you mean "her" son?
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>>63851846
wrong post, meant for this one

>>63851679
>>63851679
>>63851679
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>>63851835
Combat Neet life
you should download some glory
I wish I had someone to rewatch it with but most people I know dont care about fightan
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>>63851805
>manlett dutch guy

Dont hate on me for being tall:) 197cm
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>>63851717
I like the workrate, the way the ring forces engagements, and the fact that pretty much every card has at least one toe-to-toe banger
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>>63851739
I don't think I would care. I don't currently feel like my height has held me back from any oppurtunity (outside of athletics).
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>>63851587
LEL

On the topic of mistaken flags, I got a question for Polishfags. Is Pudzianowsky really that popular? I keep reading that the main reason why MMA is big in Poland is because he crossed over from strong man stuff. The Lesnar effect basically.
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>>63851987
which fighters does your wife like
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>>63851763
No he doesn't. The only fight where he got "outboxed" was the Mendes fight, and it was still close as hell.

And in the webm you posted that was just perfect by Chad. He slipped the jab and faked the doubleleg (which he knew Aldo was worried about) and then threw an uppercut.

Name another recent fight where Aldo got outboxed. Lamas? No. Edgar? Clearly not. KZ? Nope.
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>>63852022
Remember when he fought Big Timmy and he turned completely purple before the first round was over? Fun times.
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>>63851959

Need to get 2nd pc. Gf is popular stream cunt who hogs pc all the time. Dont feel like dling all that shit on phone
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>>63851984
I lose my shit when I see a good Bas Rutten style livershot in MMA. It happens ALL the time in Glory.

I prefer the lighter guys too faster and more technical.
Also Raymond Fucking Daniels.


>pretty much every card has at least one toe-to-toe banger
Its weird I was watching a fight and everyone was saying how boring it was even the commentators. But damn son they just went back and forth throwing combos at each other.
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>>63852126
>Gf is popular stream cunt
prove it

But seriously when you get the chance torrent it.
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>>63852176
Haha not willing to expose the cunt. Not like super famous but like 1k viewers and losers donating n shit. She started out not that long ago. In talks with steelseries as sponsor.

I will look into it ausbro.
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>>63852117
He's losing quite a bit of muscle mass. I beleive in his last fight, he actually made it to the 2nd round.

>>63852128
>>63851959
>>63851835
>>63851717
I'm baffled as to why pro kickboxing/muay thai isn't more popular than it is. It's a much easier sell than MMA. Almost always constant action. Especially when it's full muay thai rules. Those are the shit.
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>>63852335
>It's a much easier sell than MMA.

Obviously that's untrue.
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>>63852335
Used to be more popular then now. Think mma is taking alot of viewers from it. Think mma wil be alot more popular in several years when fighters actually get paid unlike right now unless ur a huge draw
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>>63852335
people got ruined in america because of the fucking PKA shit


>>63852321
hang on to that cash cow son
>>
wh-what do people do with their gfs
outside of carnal intimacy i mean
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>>63852000
that's what you tell yourself. How can you know that which you never had? if
you lived one day in a 6'2" bros shoes youd permaheem yourself the next day when back to manlet
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>>63852335
i don't enjoy watching fights nearly as much if the fighters can't also wrestle and grapple
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>>63852513
seriously dont be a pussy link twitch
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>>63852474
I wouldnt want to trade with a 5'5"er unless i turned gay and wanted to be a twink camwhore. But its ameribros opinion. We have ours.
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I fell asleep. How was the card?
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>>63852641
it sure was
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>>63852576
Cant man. Especially not with the way i talk about her lol. Possible negative backlash will cost me an unsucked dick for a year or so. With this twitch shit she has to be all pc and think about image.
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>>63852598
well his opinion is wrong
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>>63852405

no one in america remembers PKA you rogan drone
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>>63852576
its a ruse you dummy
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>>63852641
Fun card, and a killer crowd. Regularly completing blowing out the top end on the crowd mics, like we're talking Hughes vs Trigg 2 levels here.
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>>63851258
>mfw I know a guy from Washington that is 5'2"
>most of the time I was around him he'd talk about having a big penis
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Throwing myself under the bus since i asked last time since i usually just lurk but whats the origin of /heem/ as a name for mma. Clearly its the nick for mma threads on sp and refers to someone getting btfo? Im guessin Overeem getting knocked out by bigfoot created it or smtn
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>>63852576
He doesn't have a gf.
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>>63852474
Why would you ask a question if you didn't care what my answer was going to be?
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>>63852734
>>63852840
welp I got had I guess.
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>>63852724
I agree haha
>>63852791
It would probably look absurd on a manlett. Im a good 8.5 inches but in 6'5". Compared to my thighs and hands it doesnt look as spectacular as on a dwarve with a 3rd leg.
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>>63852791
insecure people will do that
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>>63851478
>these memes that height is relevant to life
HHAHAHAHAH TURBOMANLET DETECTED

>h-height is irrelevant g-g-guys
>i don't c-c-care that i'm literally a m-midget
HAHAHAHAHHA
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>>63851893
>le natty paragon of cleaness face
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>>63852112
KZ and mark hominick both had a lot of success vs him with their hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgz8U4lzq10
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>>63852915
Not a ruse. Appearently people dont get why i cant just link her shit like that especially with offcolour remarks about her.
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>>63852839
Handsome
Europeans
Exchanging
Memes

It was the name of an old England based forum that we used to use to exchange rare Schaubs. It got shut down because somebody posted a picture of Schaub with a gun so now we post here.
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>>63852993
send it to me privately then
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>>63852641
Fun card, Benson pretty much called out GSP
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=38VQuoopuvw
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>>63852915
Also wasnt ment to stirr shit up. Ment to say im apoor fag with 1 pc and that cunt streams 10 hours a day. Which fyi is pretty fucking boring for a relationship.
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>>63851893
With that flag, you should know all about that
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>>63853066
>Benson pretty much called out GSP
For what fucking purpose?
>>63853052
Stop being such a desperate fag
>>
Just woke up.

How was the fight companion?
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>>63849705
she was raped by her ex-boyfriend in high school
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>>63853116
#rekt. Swedekek implying someone else is a kek
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>>63852866
because i like making other people feel bad so i feel better about myself.
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>>63853083
>>63852993
Why are you still joking? It was funny man, you got Australia.
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>tfw 5'8" 200lbs and would literally heem every here

short stocky guys have the most KO power. love picking fights with lanklets who think they're cool because they're tall.
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>>63853123
right now its about the truth I dont care about her specifically.
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>>63853123
Money
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>>63853168
... wish i didnt bring it up.
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>>63853171
>love picking fights with lanklets that don't know how to use their very clear advantage over me
congrats m8. the average gold coast roid monkey would heem you
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>>63853132
>
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>>63853083
Post it you goof. People post their own twitch ITT all the time.
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>>63853171
mendes thought the same, till the literal GOAT of ever all time in history spinning donkeykick gorillapunched him into outer-heem
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>>63852988
I'll give you Hominick, but KZ did not outbox Aldo. I'll rewatch the fight since it's free, but iirc Aldo got the better of him.
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>>63853164
You did not do a very good job. I am well aware of my height and comfortable with myself. somebody reminding me I'm short doesn't do anything to me. If it actually affected my life in a tangible way it might upset me, so if that happens I will be sure to let /heem/ know and lift your spirits.
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>>63853270
Anon.. Gregor is a manlet, and an insecure one at that.
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>>63852993
screencap her earnings statement
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>>63853171
what are your keys in the cage
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>>63853172
... as i said for very specific reasons i cant. Call me a faker then and dont believe it. Not like shes a top streamer like ellohim or cohhcarnage or lirik or w.e hope it migh turn out like that cause they make like 500k a year.anyway. sorry ausbro going to catchup on TWD.
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>>63853284
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>>63853171
>JJ vs DC
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>>63853306
Not going to since twitch is pvt about it. She aint earning shit yet. About 800 a month including donations.
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>>63853284
so that's 3+ mid -tier wrestlers that outboxed aldo?
don't forget all the people that think edgar won the aldo fight too lmao. aldo is dead in the water
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>>63853341
how the fuck did you find her that quick?
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>>63853323
>>63853323
>sorry ausbro going to catchup on TWD.
meh thats alright its 5 in the morning for me.
>>
>>63853341
Ask her mma related questions/ if she has a bf
>>
am i the only one who gets extremely pissed off watching john dodson interviews?
Stop with that faggot smile and jumping around like a retard you unassuming twerp

Also, i keep getting those street sign captchas and theyre fucking me up senpai, take at least 3 turns to get it right
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I am so fucking hyped lads
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>watching people play video games

It's like watching people fight. Why watch if you could do it. I do it all the time. I could fucking heem everyone that posts in /heem/
>>
Can someone post Heemo? I think I lost it
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>>63853394
>reachíng this hard for mcgoober
Remember that Aldo never gets dropped, and neither does conor.
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>>63853428
Turn legacy captcha on in settings, fampire.
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>>63853428
I've been picking mountains and bodies of water all night. Feels great.
>>
>>63853394
agree, I think people are being purposfully disingenuous when they try argue Aldo has better boxing. Conor Was an amatuer boxing champ
turned mma, just like those wrestlers turned mma, boxing is his
bread and butter
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>>63853341
No its not. Bros i didnt mean to turn this in a witch hunt goddamn it. In hindsight it looks baitish i put it in here. Shes just a girl gamer who whores to twitch but actually is good at games. I am leaving thread now to watch TWD and then going to homies for weed n ea ufc bashings.. wont mention the slut again in this thread caue it completely derails things
>>
I really like Conor's sweet karate-style front kicks right to the liver; those were chewing Mendes up bad. Wonder how they'll play in the Aldo fight.
>>
>>63853436
why?
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>>63853456
>can't beat Ludwig after summoning not once, not twice, but 15 FUCKING TIMES
>proceeds to release a video about how he totally could have beaten it if the game mechanics were fundamentally different
Everyday is a happy day when you realize you're not DSP
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>>63853394
>3+
What? Hominick + Chad is 2. The reason Jose got tagged so much by Chad is because he was worried about the takedown, which isn't even a concern for him vs Conor.

>don't forget all the people that think edgar won the aldo fight too lmao
Literally fucking who? Anyone that knows jack shit about mma knows that Aldo won that fight easily.
>>
>>63853428
It doesn't help that he couldn't do shit to Johnson during their last fight, yet he was calling himself the "Saviour of the division".
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>>63853412
Not me.
>>63853414
Sorry dude. Goodnight.
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>>63853562
There's also a pretty big asterisk with Aldo's performance against Hominick, it was reported that he had the flu and the weightcut was real bad, like Weidman for his fight against Maia tier bad.
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>>63853592
just made my bed.
Should add me to skype
PillarOfWamuu


If anyone else wants to add me to steam or skype feel free to add as well.
Need more fight bros in my life
night yall
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>>63853554
Same man. Love the chad bragging about how he has amazing cardio and trains all the the time thats why hes ready to take fights on such short notice and then gets the shit kicked out of his body and gasses then blames short notice
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>>63853666
nice deviantart fag
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>>63853666
Dont use skype. Steam is Rapistmuppet but only do dota2 csgo and dayz
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>>63853666
Thank you for the watch!
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>>63853703
I literally just use it to favorite/bookmark artwork

>>63853728
just sent invite
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>>63853555
McGregor Aldo might happen
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>>63853665
I completely forgot about that. So Jose has pretty much never been outboxed.
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>>63853731
sorry?
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>>63853728
Are you the guy with the gf?
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>>63853503
>agree, I think people are being purposfully disingenuous when they try argue Aldo has better boxing. Conor Was an amatuer boxing champ
>turned mma, just like those wrestlers turned mma, boxing is his

People don't think Aldo will outbox him on the feet because of his technical ability dude.

They think that because Aldo is fast as fuck, and Conor straight up is not.
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>>63853562
deigo brandao has the most takedowns in the division and conor easily took him down... do you even watch mma? conor's acl was "hanging on by a string" 2 weeks before the mendes fight.
>>
>>63853428
Patios are the worst.
>>
>>63853916
I'm liking the turkey ones. I hate the ones that fuck you like "pick all trucks" and you get all compacts with motorcycles.
>>
>>63853666
>>63853728
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/heemsleepy

you guuuuuys
>>
>>63853388
>since twitch is pvt about it.

Huh? No theyre not. It seems to me like you made this all up in a desperate attempt to convince people on a chinese cartoon forum that you have a gf.
>>
>>63854012
>implying that I'd wanna be associated with a pack of casual 4chan shitters
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>>63854012
oh snap son i just got invited to it
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>>63854114
yes i was implying that
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>>63854012
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198205989824
>see this
Kekoldry has proven to be the sole reason for 99% of all historical wars. If you are planning to kekold, or are a kekold yourself, call 0911-DONTKEKME. Stop wars, stop kekoldry.

This message is sponsored by the Ad Council.
>>
>>63854493
This is why I stick to chile spiced dried mango and bulletproof coffee. There is a complexity to the flavors that discourages one from just mindlessly devouring them. Each bite or sip is a symphony of flavors that takes time to truly enjoy.
>>
>>63854613
>bulletproof coffee.
my nigga
>>
>>63854613
>>63854651

>drinking heart attack coffee because you heard about it on your favorite meme podcast
>>
>>63854613
>>63854651
>drinking the Dave Asprey Kool Aid
>>
>>63854750
>>63854796
the keto diet works really well though
>>
Look into my eyes little man
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Why does Rogaine always feels like he's in a position to call out marketing frauds when he's a snake oil salesman?
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>>63855149
>not getting Onnit
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>>63855061
LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE....A CULT OF PERSONALITY. Best walkout in UFC bar none.
>>
Who is watching Tyson Fury heem bitchko in a couple bongs?
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>>63855161
Tell me you're in melbourne so I can hack your IP, track you down and knock you the fuck out you little bitch
>>
>tfw Dave Asprey was on the Munchies channel on Vice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYTri6_1XwY

Such a weird, creepy dude. I get a vibe from him like he's constantly trying to hold back from acting on murderous impulses.
>>
>>63855180
I wouldn't miss a Klitschko fight for the world, even it meant losing my virginity.
>>
>>63855180
Reporting. Fury gonna knock Bitchko,Clinchko,Shitko, and any other name you can think of into next week.
>>
how much bongos till the event?
>>
>>63855287
>he's still a virgin
>>>/v/catalog
>>>/r9k/catalog
>>63855305
That fat turd is going to get worked, m8. Count on it.
>>
>>63848523
who's this semen demon?
>>
>>63855384
Vladimir Cheatko
>>
>>63850940
Be grateful it's not crooked like a banana like mine you sad cunt
>>
anyone got some decent streams for the fight?
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>>63849526
Aldo will end Conor's career.
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>>63855174

Kek nice pic
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>>63855581
>>
>>63855507
yes
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>>63855581

Aldo will get Barao'd.
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>>63855675
mind sharing it mate?
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>>63848582
>get into the US of A illegaly
>vote for Trump
>Trump wins
>get a free ticket home

All is right with the World
>>
Notice who is the one retreating
>>
>>63855914
Did you see what Sam did?
>>
>>63855581
Whatever the outcome I just hope they don't hug it out and "hur let's pretend to be friends for 2 minutes" after the fight like they always do.
>>
can't believe no one on the main card has pulled out yet

fingers crossed eh lads

also Gunnar will tap
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>>63855977
No. What?
>>
>>63855686
Except TJ doesn't have glaring holes in his game that Barao could have easily exploited.
>>
>>63856039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l1awGRnSHw
>>
where is Calendarbro
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>>63855941
haha the guy coming out to pretend like he's holding back connor. they're both manlets but connor seems like the one who's overcompensating for it
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>>63856105
Already posted for today
14 bby
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>>63856105
Hopefully he's paralyzed and his mother has cancer.
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>>63856100
>stuning and brave
kek
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GOAT ref in the Akiyama fight, too bad the hue sucked out even though he was literally crawling on his face. Does anyone think Akiyama is natty? he trains at Kings after all.
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>>63856100
holy tits nigga
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>>63856100
So based.
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>>63856187
no not him the other one
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>>63856100
would have heemed that russell brand looking bich desu
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travis pls
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desu lads
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How much will she weigh in 1 year?
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>>63856641
Her head appears swollen.
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>>63856804
is that travis browne's daughter? she looks like she'll be a hungry skeleton
>>
>there are people in this thread, right now, who are ready to bet on Aldo
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>>63856804
Damn, looks like Ronda is already eating out of depression. Those beige jeans look like shit on her.
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>>63856876
It's Ronda's sister's daughter. Travis has sons because he doesn't train hard enough.
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>>63856957
aldo is +150 that's not a bad bet to be honest
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>>63855023
My gf lost 30 pounds doing keto. I rolled my eyes when she ordered the piss strips cause I thought it was a meme diet that she wouldnt stick to. But she did and it worked.
>>
How fast will Aldo realize Conor is too big and too strong, that he's not getting the fight to the ground, and that he's getting TKO'd?
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>>63857064
piss strips?
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She's back
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>>63856100
That was cringey and not funny.
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>>63857145
>concealed carry
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>>63857145
She porked up while holly holm is getting serious BBC
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>>63857144
Ketosis strips.

http://www.amazon.com/Smackfat-Ketone-Strips-Measurement-Adaptation/dp/B00SODYZQK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1448743789&sr=8-2&keywords=ketosis+test+strip
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>>63853284

Christ. That's everyone's dream tbqh familia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deR_FRGdTrQ
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>>63857207
not mine

cosplay whores are the vile
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>>63857266
if he was ugly this would bother me a lot
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>>63856641
literally a 10 with makeup
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>>63857266
If they make another Top Gun he should be in it.
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>>63857145
damn rowdy getting fat
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>>63849162
>>63849360
Australia and degeneracy go hand in hand.
>>
>>63857266
Perfect reaction image for that video. I had the same look at Dana.

Remember all the shittalking DC and Rockhold did to Werdum before he beat the shit out of their boy Cain? Fuck that whole team. Im ashamed theyre associated with my great state.
>>
Why the fuck would Spike TV get rid of GLORY?
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>>63857393
>great
>california
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>>63857417
What is that, pillow punching?
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>>63857266
he's so fucking hot
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>Dong Hyun Kim gets BTFO by a Dominic
>Another Dong Hyun Kim BTFO of another Dominic
>Kuntz get Banged

Did the UFC hire some cheeky 12 year old promoters?
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Who's ready for December?
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>>63857169
That's literally everyone's first reaction to MDE.
However you'll get a tingly feeling to keep coming back to their videos and eventually love it.
Reality is absurd and captivating at the same time.
>>
>>63857554
That poor /heem/ suicidebro has one last chance to win powerball tonight or he's killing himself
>>
>>63857496
stop
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>>63857609
he literally has a better chance of getting hit by lightning and struck by a drunk driver at the same second while driving to buy the ticket
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>>63857658
Really? How many time has that happened to somebody vs the amount of times people have won the lottery?
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>>63857554
what if (unlikely) cerrone wins the title?
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>>63857169
i think that tall dude could be a solid touring comic if he got a decent writer. he has great delivery, he's just not very funny.
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>>63857676
the odds of winning powerball are 1 in 292,201,338
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>>63857677
Jacksons mma will be on their way to total domination
>JBJ
>Holm
>Condit
>Cerrone
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>>63857609
>poor /heem/ suicidebro
who is that
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>>63857696
That's not what I asked. How many times has somebody been simultaneously struck by lighting and hit by a drunk driver? I've never heard of such a thing.
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>>63857676
Most people know someone who was struck by lightning.
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>>63857753
They were struck by lighting at the exact second they were also hit by a drunk driver?
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>>63855324
/heem/ is literally 50% virgin, it's part of our culture
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>>63857725
It's relevant to what you asked. "Winning the lotto" is vague. Winning Powerball tonight is 1 in ~300 million.
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>>63857777
I won't argue with quads.
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>>63855210
anyone ever actually make that stuff?
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>>63857708
>cerrone
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>>63857708
i love condit but he's pretty vulnerable to stocky wrestlers. if he beats lawler then he won't be champ for very long.
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>>63857771
Obviously without having the statistics in front of me I'm going to say yes it's easily 1000x more likely your car will get hit with lightening as a drunk driver crashes into you than 1 in 292,000,000
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>>63857791
Lol. Want to know what is actually relevant to a question asked? An answer. Something you have yet to provide me with.

How many people have been hit by a drunk driver while simultaneously being struck by lightning?
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>>63857842
Cars are grounded, you blithering zilch.
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If you would win the money what would you do with it /heem/?
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>>63857844
stop picking on him. he's going to keep back pedaling so he won't have to admit he said something wrong on 4chan
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who /Dana/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o15XI72gl_I
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>>63857844
autism is forcing this guy to be literal jim

it's okay senpai

it's okay
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>>63857844
I have no idea. I'm literally just making up numbers.
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>>63857912
joe rogan says I can't let people around me get away with saying dumb shit or they'll think the dumb shit they're saying makes sense. I'm doing you a favor, buddy.
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>>63857891
Buy a castle in Norway and build the sickest gaming PC I could dream up and spend all day playing video games. And buy every retro console so I don't have to use emulators anymore.
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>>63857824
My post was responding to somebody asking about a scenario where Cerrone won the belt.
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>>63857878
I think blithering only refers to something being vocalized.
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>>63857891
i'd open a soup kitchen downtown and feed the homeless dank soups. i wouldn't charge anybody anything because nobody who isn't really in need is going to abuse free soup. soup is pretty whack even at its best
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>>63857902
Reporting. Seriously if these little fuckbois out here stream shit illegally then bitch about fighter pay (even tho they aren't fighters) and Stitch, and Reebok you don't have a say. There's a reason Chuck Liddell gets fucking paid and Scott Jorgensen not so much. Chuck threw the fuck down and got people to watch. This is a business. Tito lost for like 10 years in a row but got fucking paid. Nick Diaz fucking sucks and he gets paid because he is entertaining,sells the fight and throws down. It isn't fair? No one forced you to be a fighter. It's a business. Fitch needs to shut the fuck up too. He's rich as fuck. He has an Asian wife. If you have an Asian wife you made it.
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>>63858036
>condit
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>>63857891
I'd give it to the /heem/ mod.
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>>63857878
Fiction: The rubber soles of shoes or rubber tires on a car will protect you from being struck by lightning.

Fact: Rubber-soled shoes and rubber tires provide NO protection from lightning. However, the steel frame of a hard-topped vehicle provides increased protection if you are not touching metal. Although you may be injured if lightning strikes your car, you are much safer inside a vehicle than outside.
>>
Anyone watching Boxing? It's strange, I love watching MMA fightan but literally don't give a shit about this and probably won't even watch
>>
>>63858224
Everything sucks to watch compared to MMA: wrestling, boxing, kickboxing, bjj, judo...
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>>63858224
only watching cause of Fury
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>>63858224
There a nice brawl on PBC. The Colorado Shooter is beating up some black guy.
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>>63858224
yea im gonna watch, its on at a convenient time and wont take very long
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>>63858224
I'm watching Curry tonight.
>>
Where'd the maderator go?
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>>63858310
Nice. I didn't get to see Michael Jordan play. Closest thing I saw was Kobe (I'm from LA) but in all my life I've never been more impressed by any athlete (Jones and Rousey included) in my entire life. He is the greatest athlete ever. And I will watch as many games as I can.

Bitchko vs Fury about to start.
>>
How many bing bongs until Klitschko Fury m8s?
>>
tfw when i can memekick every here

How does it feel knowing if you block high, i will go low
Or if you block low
I go high
Or if you balance high low defense
I will meme you into /HEEEM/ eternity
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>>63858953
Bongs? Bings. It's about to start.
>>
#teamjesus
>>63858953
fight almost started
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>>63858214
>babbys first electronics 101 class

>he doesnt just waddle through electrical pools of water not taking big seperated steps amazing his friends and coworkes by not getting lightnening heemed
>>
>boxing entrances
Literal mandrama. And they say their shit isn't fixed.
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>>63859163
*lightning
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>>63858224
some boxing fights are nice but not klitschko fights.

>jab
>clinch
>jab
>clinch
>repeat for 12 rounds

britain has a based national anthem
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>>63859214
bah god, Kane is singing god save the queen
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>>63859353
Clinchko*

Fixed that spelling for you there, m8
>>
HEEM
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>>63859214

>This butthurt MMGay is boring and bland
>>
I've been watching boxing for almost 3 days now. Tyson fury has for this one. He is just like Conor McGregor. V
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Why is boxing discussion allowed in /heem/?
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>>63859356
>yfw Undertaker attacks Bitchko after the fight
>Doctor vs Deadman.....Streak vs Streak.
>>
>>63859512
I'm the king of /heem/ and I approved it on occasion. You are welcome to talk about mma and if people are interested in that they can reply to your posts. If you have other questions regarding my rules then, please, feel free to ask.
>>
imagine what a monster like klitschko would do to that pathetic hw division if he trained ufc
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>>63859612
Mahkov would toss him in a second
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>>63859585
OK, thanks. Why was I issued a warning for talking about Rose Namajunas' (an MMA fighter) finance's race? That seems more on topic than talking about boxing.
>>
>>63849652
Hand him a toy belt to distract him with.
>>
>>63859512

Ask Ronda
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>>63859647
Sports discussion is allowed in all threads. Trying to derail a thread, however, is against the rules.
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>>63849695
Fuck you
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>>63859739
I don't understand. How is talking about the lifestyle of an MMA fighter derailing a thread?
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>>63859786
Race baiting is not talking about lifestyle.
>>
>>63859843
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. Thanks for trying to clarify.
>>
Is Max Holloway literally free money?
>>
Damn, boxing is boring
>>
>>63859957
Can't know until after the fight. I don't think he is a good value bet though at those odds and with Stephens' power.
>>
>>63858507
It's a shame because he has really fallen from what he used to be, which is expected given his age. What annoys me is how kids today see him and think he's the worst fucking chucker ever.

>tfw 2006 Kobe the fucking killer will never come back
>tfw you will never relive watching the spectacle that was Kobe dropping 50+ in 4 straight games.
>>
>>63860013
Holloway is gunna meme all over him
>>
>>63859535
Undertaker lost his streak lad

To Brock Lesnar actually, I'm not joking
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>>63860077
Probably, but Holloway is at like -500 and Stephens has the power to knock him out. I'm not saying Holloway won't win, but anything can happen and there isn't much return on the invesment.
>>
>>63860138
Literally would have had better odds of winning powerball.
>>
>>63860138

Hahaha found the idiot who lost $30 betting on Ronda.

I thought of you.
>>
>>63860009
vlady keeps going for the guillotine
>>
>>63860086
Really? I haven't watched for three something years. Since Punk left XD. Honestly though I hope fill gets rekt.
>Ryback fucked me up and everything is broke
>I'm done man. I'm just gonna chill out
>joins ufc
>nah I'm healthy man better than ever
>>
>>63860255
I didn't make that bet, I saved it because it after he posted it and the
>free money
Made it seem relevant
>>
>>63857145


Oh wow, she's done lads. Eating a tub of icecream every night.
>>
>>63860289

You can usually spot that guy when he argues over nothing and calls everyone poor proles
>>
>>63860259

>Gets a shoulder injury while training.

Serious he has knee problems, so someone just needs to give him leg kicks and that will mess him up.
>>
sneaky irishman wining this so far
>>
>>63860259
Yeah Brock pretty much killed him and the streak and then destroyed everything in the following year including Cena. A year and a half later Taker came back and kept kicking Lesnar in the dick in the lead up to the rematch but Lesnar won that too by punching Taker in the dick
>>
>>63860386
I actually have it 6-0 for the Pickey.
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>>63852791
I worked with a guy who fits that exact profile. Must be tough to be so insecure
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>>63857554
Good shit, m8. I printed it out and put it on my kitchen wall.
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>>63860487
REAL FIGHT FAN RIGHT THERE
>>
>>63857554
what is Rizin doing on the 29th?
>>
There are literally wasps attacking Tyson Fury. What the fuck is this?
>>
>>63860567
It is a multi day event. Fedor is on the card on the 31st but there is a card before that on the 29th
>>
who /roganwatch/ here?

Fuck Rogan
>>
>>63860487
Nice studio apartment.
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>>63860487
print this out as well for maximum fitefan status
>>
>>63860658
Won't see this shit in the Octagon
Based Dana and Herb keeping the fighters safe at all times
>>
in two weeks another 10 year win streak will be ended by a sneaky irishman
>>
>>63860680
Would you watch a youtube channel that rebuttals every claim /roganwatch/ makes?
>>
>>63860352
I know he does. I was a fan of his. Even got a BITW shirt signed by him (yes I was full mandrama) when Summerslam would come to LA. Ryback vs Punk UFC 203
>Pepsi Plunge webm

>>63860392
I saw when Brock came back and beat Cena up after getting keked by the Dwayne. And then Punk and Brock having their match with sloppy BJJ moves.

It's just easier to follow MMA these days. Lots of exciting stuff going on this year. Next year is going to be insane.
>Jones vs DC 2
>Ronda vs Holm 2 (maybe unless they let give Ronda a tune up after training her god tier striking with Freddie Roach who the UFC pays for)
>Dillasnake vs Exploding Knees
>whatever happens at Aldo/McGregor
>CM Punk kekening
>>
>>63860733
I would like comment and subscribe to such a channel.
>>
http://youtu.be/G3Hdta9c9aE
>>
>>63860671
is it like amateurs like how dream used to start their NYE card with an under 18 kickboxing tournament? Safe to assume the big names will be fighting NYE?
>>
Who are the most overrated currently active UFC fighters?
>>
>>63860742
>I saw when Brock came back and beat Cena up after getting keked by the Dwayne
They had another match which was completely one sided, Brock german suplexed him 16 times or something

That's all mandrama though
>>
>>63860733
no, that would be too sensible

I like ingenuity of rogan watch and despite how over the top ridiculous it is, I agree in principle with it's mission statement that Rogan is a bullshitter
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>>63860813
Actually looks like stupid fun
>sakuraba vs aoki
>>
>>63860799
p4p goat mma yt channel
>>
>>63860481
gl with that, kolko para?
>>
>>63861020
Stavio sam malo više od 1000 dinara na Furija da pobedi. To je otp 70 kuna.

Biće dobra isplata sem ako sudije ne odluče da me izjebu kao psa.
>>
>>63860962
I still don't understand having 2 cards 2 days apart. I guess the logic is sell the arena out twice = double the income, but that sounds unlikely considering how dead jap mma has been these last 5-6 years
>>
>>63861156
>>63861156
>psa
dzukelu bre
ye lets see what happens would be hilarious if the judges actually score for klintchko
>>
Where is the new thread?
>>
>>63861288
Jon jones is lifting, it is up to you now
>>
>1 punch
>hug
>2 punches
>hug
>1 punch
>hug


holy fuck that was boring
>>
>>63861288
NEW

>>63861201
>>63861201
>>63861201

NEW
>>
Fury getting robbed!
>>
>>63861545

>hugging against the cage
>repeat

>MMGAY
>>
THE PICKEY JUST MADE ME MAD MUNEY LIDS!

CELEBRATE!
>>
Is it just me or is the commentating for Boxing shit too


Not a patch on Rogan and Goldberg
Bet these faggots don't even know how much energy it takes to be a rockstar
>>
>>63861640


>you can actually do something offensive from that position in mma

yeah totally the same thing ya dumb nigger
>>
>>63861951
>>63861951
>>63861951
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>>63861756

>Hugging against the cage and humping each other is doing something offensive
>>
>>63850756

Genki the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL_oK-KsG7w
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