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December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
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>Bendo is single and ready to mingle after victory in Seoul
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/28/9811590/ufc-seoul-news-interview--benson-henderson-to-test-free-market-but-plans-to-retire
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
>Sapp vs Akebono II booked for Rizin (12/29)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/28/9806740/rizin-signs-sapp-vs-akebono-rematch-for-its-debut
'Focus: UFC 193 edition': https://youtu.be/hpjKbveh5yY
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/ArepRp73vHw
Legal free fights
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Masvidal vs Ferreira
https://youtu.be/dRdIK39kTXQ
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
first for GSP
>>63879978
>'Focus: UFC 193 edition': https://youtu.be/hpjKbveh5yY
Fuck yes time to get comfy and relive the night
>>63880055
Yeah, just came out. Should be a fun one.
First for World Peace.
Nice OP
>>63880109
These are getting too much. My sides can't handle all of this banter.
So, I realized Luke Rockhold doesn't have a nickname. What should it be?
I was thinking
LUKE "DEFINITELY STRAIGHT" Rockhold
>>63880109
>mfw
>>63880168
Luke "My best win is over a washed up Machida" Rockhold
>>63880168
Luke "Kekold"Rockhold
>>63880109
original
Reminder that Genki was robbed by a peanut butter salesman.
how do britbongs feel about Tyson Fury having won?
How was the fight?
>>63880168
Luke "Stoneclasp" Rockhold
>>63880328
The guy's a tool.
>>63880307
got a link to this fight?
>>63880328
feels good
fight was shit though
>>63880470
http://www.ufc.tv/video/duane-ludwig-vs-genki-sudo-ufc-42
>>63880328
the fight was shithouse but interesting enough to be enthralling live, Tyson Fury is the HW champion of banter too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsUmcVWC6I
>>63880328
Great for us and great for boxing.
>>63880530
chat shit get banged
>>63880530
Who /stiff idiot/ here?
>>63880660
they're gunna need 10 plumbers to do you once I'm finished with ya
>>63880055
she has the worst voice
>>63880055
kek, she does actually sound like a robot
>>63880055
ASMR VOICE FAMILY
>>63880328
Don't give a shit desu
Will McGregor turn the Favelas into a Reebok workshop if he beats Aldo?
>main card still in one piece
what is this
>>63881165
Get your own gimmick, bud
>>63881165
>>63881232
SHOTS FIRED
If you kill someone inside the octagon without breaking any rules, would you be suspended?
>>63881364
no, why would you?
>>63881364
yes, because the entire UFC will be suspended
>>63881364
Probably given a "mandated leave of absence" for psychological reasons by the UFC. I wonder if they could be charged with manslaughter or the officials with negligence depending on the circumstances of the incident. At the very least there would be civil suits I'd imagine.
>>63881364
Nah, shit happens
>>63881463
What if you said you'll kill the guy before the fight (you know to hype the fight ) and you really killed the guy?
It would be murder?
>>63881364
This isn't a free country. The political shit storm will be massive. The UFC won't just carry on with the next event.
>>63881463
the ufc would be in trouble the fighter won't unless he breaks the rules (e.g punches to the back of the head)
>José Aldo (c) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
>Chris Weidman (c) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
>Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero (185)
>Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
>Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>>63881517
As long as the rules are observed it's not your fault.
What could happen is the UFC/the commission could be sued on the grounds that there is no way to guarantee fighter safety and that they should not be allowed to expose people to that kind of risk
>tfw if you were in charge there would literally be Roman Colosseum tier events
>>63881545
This next week is going to be nerve-racking
>>63881545
That's the guy they're talking about in commercials when they say "if you're not healthy enough to have sex."
>>63881545
>Aldo will pull out because he's scared
>Weedmans knees will explode a day before weigh-ins
>Yoel will fail his drug test
>Maia will die making wieght
I predict des tings
You can ask one fighter a question and they must answer it honestly.
>>63881657
>fight goes the distance
>one fighter fought hard and tried to bang
>other fighter tried to wall-&-stall
>the boring fighter steps forward
>close up on dana, sitting in his box
>pollice verso
>fighter gets kicked from behind, falls to his knees
>nevada commission hold him steady
>other fighter walks in front of him
>knee to the face HEEM
would be glorious
>>63881847
no the full card will happen but it will be a bummer.
Holloway vs Stephens will be a 15min shitfest where nothing happen
Maia vs Gunnar will be a 15min grappling match with 0 sub attempt
Jacare vs Yoel will be 15 min of Jacare going on the ground and asking Yoel to come into his guard
Weidman vs Rockhold will be a 25min clinch fighting
Aldo vs Conor will last 5 sec because Conor will break his knee doing his spinning meme kick at the beginning.
>>63880742
What a trash opinion to have.
>>63881847
You left out Jeremy Stephens getting picked up on an out of state warrant when he lands in Nevada.
>>63882065
You've gotta be super lowtest to find her appealing
>>63882142
Nice meme rebuttal, faggot.
>>63880307
reminder thank genki was the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL_oK-KsG7w
Why is Max Holloway fighting such a can?
where is everyone?
>>63882484
Who do you want him to fight?
>>63882685
ur mum
>>63882186
How old are you? I'm guessing about 20.
Has anyone gotten a final head count for the meetup? If not let's get that settled now.
>>63882484
Stephens took Pettis to a split decision that I feel he should have won. He also won HEEM of the Night at 189.
>>63882761
Older than you.
>>63882484
>Stephens
>a can
>>63882678
Nothing really going on la
>>63882678
It will begin to pick up towards the end of this week and probably get very active in about a week
>>63883484
>>63883484
>le cheeky middle finger to leg sweep technique
Also, did she died?
>>63883484
police brutality
>>63883484
>white girl got beat up a few days later, and had to transfer
kek
>>63883484
need source
>>63883701
pretty pathetic.
>>63883701
that would very likely be how easily i would beat any of you
>>63883919
>implying my chin is that good
>tfw would get heemed by every here
>>63884031
Are you the guy with the miles jury body?
>not circling based boobs bro until he gasses then knock him down with a palm strike to finish him with some nasty ground and pound until the refs step in.
It would be hackney vs yarborough all over again.
>>63883919
>implying you'd be able to throw strikes when you're tangled up in my rubber guard
>>63882484
>a month or two ago ariel helwani speaking on his podcast with that new york ric guy about Heem of the Year
>they already forgot about Stephen's Knee
i was mad
>>63884237
I'm really looking forward to the end of the year when heem gets to pick their fight of the year, breakthrough fighter of the year, ko of the year, camp of the year and so on and so forth. That was always fun.
>>63883701
>wears a thong
that slut deserved it
>>63883701
wow she is tough
>>63884171
Yeah that's me. Was just memeing though, I could probably be competitive with most people here.
blogtime
>had a girl literally beg me to send her pictures of my abs
>don't even have defined abs
Thanks for listening.
>>63884640
I'll always have an open ear for a fellow syrian refugee.
I would never tell someone they can't carry pepper spray, a knife, a gun, a tazer. I literally can't even understand the mindset of a person who feels OK telling someone they can't do that.
>>63885477
That because you're a beta who doesnt know the feeling of power. I could take away any of your property and then fuck your mother in front of you and you wouldn't do anything about it, bitch.
>>63880109
10/10
There it is lads. Got December - Mid January booked off from work. Ready for the UFC.
Stop arguing you bunch of faggots.
>>63886406
>>63886459
Fuck Sanchez, boring mean-mugging dickhead
I feel like making a bunch of Aldo webms from the Edgar fight.
brb
Anyone use kodi for streams? Whats a good add on?
how will this fight go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k57ya0y90s4
>>63886536
I'll be spunking everywhere
I am giving you all one warning to stop with off topic discussion.
>>63886644
What the fuck are you going to do about it? Keep in mind I'm 6'3,240 lbs (lean) and played quarterback in highschool. My fighting style is a mix of Chuck Liddell with a hint of Anderson Silva. Now shut up before I test your chin.
>>63886644
>>63886644
I'm giving you a (you) that you are doing it for free.
What do you guys think, when will Ronda give her first exclusive interview after she lost her title?
>>63886904
It'll be on the casting couch. Hopefully the "interviewer" is Chieck,Rampage,Overeem (with roids so delicious), Bobby Green,Michael Johnson or Chael Sonnen.
>>63886977
>no Jon Jones
cmon senpai
>>63887205
I don't like cornballs like Jones and DC. I don't consider them to be black men. And judging from their pics I'm fairly certain they don't have BBC. I can't believe I forgot Rumble.
>>63886780
stfu before I heem you pussy
>>63887294
https://youtu.be/SgF42jlEEIs?t=132
All's you gotta do is give me a address home boy.
>>63887274
>jones
>cornball
He's a criminal who blows lines and runs away from pregnant women, hes black as shit
Reminder that Aldo=Wlad and Conor=Fury, the result will be the same except that Conor is going to win in the 2nd round.
Aldo wins by flying knee.
>>63887431
Reminder that 'no'.
>>63887534
Aldo won't be on his special juice come the 12th
>>63887431
>>63887431
Reminder that Aldo KO'd Chad in the 1st round while McGregor got taken down 4 times.
>>63887584
You're worried
I think Aldo vs McGregor and Weidman vs Rockhold are both very close matchups on paper. If somebody truly believes it will be a blow out then put some money down, because there aren't any huge favorites. Whoever wins, I hope we get competitive matches in both fights so there aren't people shitposting they *knew* "fighter x" was going to get btfo
>>63887431
>implying aldo is going to throw 4 strikes per round while mcgregor unimpressively wins on points
Thats the least likely thing to happen.
>>63887614
reminder that Aldo hasn't properly finished anyone since the first Chad fight and went to a war with him in the second.
>>63887768
If McGregor fought Chad a 2nd time it'd last 5 rounds too.
>>63887628
nope, Aldo looks pretty small now
>>63887832
You're shook
>>63887829
McGregor's style wouldn't allow that, he either finishes it in 3 or gets finished late on IMO
>>63887862
S P O O K E D
P
O
O
K
E
D
I'll test your chin m80
>>63887891
Don't pipe up. You couldn't bang a shit you dry lunch.
>>63887922
rude desu
my buddy got jacked for his rolex after showing it off too much at a bar and after the fact started talking about how he would have beat the dude's ass with his ufc watching skills if his back wasn't hurting lately.
the moral of the csb is don't ever wear nice things if you're low test, heem.
first time on /heem/ in a month or so.
are the schaub posters still around?
>>63888086
kek
I'm here.
>>63888086
condit says he doesnt have too much longer left in mma
we at least need a diaz rematch
how bout diaz vs the winner of condit and lawler?
>>63886288
>tfw only 6 paid vacation days left.
thinking of takin half the week off for 194 then after christmas
https://twitter.com/JTBKK/status/670951464894783489
>>63888272
elbows are too spooky
>>63884387
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
What the fuck....
>>63888356
enough of this nonsense
>>63888356
I will actually fucking destroy you, my heart literally stopped for half a second
>>63888356
haha epic bro!!!!!
>>63887274
You think Jones is a cornball but not Rumble?
>>63888419
>>63888416
Don't hate the memer, hate the meme.
>>63888272
Where can I watch the whole event?
>>63888356
Didn't even look
>>63888158
What's your occupation pham?
>>63888516
>>63888474
Either way, the card will not stay intact for the 12th. It's too good to be true.
>>63888610
It will. Start believing.
you guys are hyping up 194 so much that there's no way it can live up to our expectations.
thanks for ruining the card with your damn hype.
>>63888610
I think we are going to make it. There's not usually pullouts once we hit fight week which is about a week away. This is closer than we were to 189 when Aldo pulled out.
>>63888685
That's what people said about 189. Then the Matt Brown subbed Tim Memes and the night was perfect from there.
>>63888685
Yer a fukin goof yer know that?
>>63888697
Remember Hendricks/Woodley?
Anything can happen, Anon.
>>63888752
Aldo pulled out tho
>>63888697
Don't fucking jinx it m8
>>63888775
>Hendricks
getting concussed a week out like Duffy is a more likely scenario then somebody being as dumb as Johny. Either way, I know it is possible to happen but incidences like that are very uncommon compared to the amount of fighters that actually make it to the octagon without a problem. We just notice the ones that miss the fight more because it goes against what we anticipated.
if the last two digits of this post are identical then 194 will be an enjoyable card to watch
>>63888825
>let's not talk about the biggest card of the year because somehow that will stop it from happening
Sweet logic. Let's all just stop posting in /heem/ altogether until 194 just to be safe. You start.
>>63888685
Johny and Matt Brown sacrificed their fights to the gods to make that night possible in all its glory. The gods have been appeased so it will happen.
>>63888977
And Khabib
>>63889070
Gadelha will retire her.
Best meme prospect in the UFC?
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63889109
Is this a serious question?
Amirkhani if you're a hipster/memester hybrid.
>>63889135
You have yet to accept my invitation to get in my guard
>>63889210
Yeah I was going for more of an unknown option tbqhwyf
Amirkhani is fighting on the London card and I should be there to see it
>>63889109
Does buff Jon Jones count as a prospect?
>>63888964
smart mouth on you for a pretty boy, keep talking and I'll headkick you into next year faggot
>>63889109
Mirsad Bektic
>>63889210
>wearing only shorts
>better but a motorcycle helmet on for this picture
I think 80% of Sage's life is just him being photographed shirtless and the other 20% training
>>63889320
not meme enough for me, he seems very well rounded.
>>63889309
I do have a smart mouth, I am a pretty boy, but if you so much as flinched around me I would shoot you. This isn't a video game kid. You mess with the wrong person in this world and you don't get a second chance. You do not want to cross me. I promise you that. Don't reply to one of my posts again.
>>63889210
I personally think there's a lot of incest in that family.
What happens if Jones comes back and gets heem'd by DC?
Think he would kill himself?
>>63889372
Ray Borg, PVZ, doo ho choi, Ben Nguyen, MVP
>>63889210
Literal roids
>>63889372
Dustin Ortiz
>>63889260
How many heemsters are going? I'm very much looking forward to the meet up and I'd like to sign up for the open weight grappling tourney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DO2huOyEJc
can you outsquat DJ? he squats ~109kg for 1 rep
>>63889210
too bad he can't take a punch
>>63889434
now we are talking, Borg has a pretty mean/meme ground game and should tap fuckers, Doo Ho Choi looks like a twink but likes heeming people
>>63889491
>>63889587
Ray Boring and Dustin Boretiz
two guys almost no one wants to watch
>>63889757
>-1100
kek if he gets meme'd on the bookies are ded
>>63889578
That's why he wears a helmet for things you and I wouldn't even think of, like eating some food by a fireplace. He needs to protect the precious brain matter he does have left.
>>63889789
I think they chose the least muscular LW they could find for Sage to destory
>Sparing
>Meant to light and technical
>Just trying to work on covering ground with my jab
>opponent starts trying to throw spinning meme shit and running backwards
>le_are_you_serious.jpeg
>>63889932
Did you heem him?
>>63889920
I would be legitimately upset if he beats Sage. I couldn't handle his meme potential being derailed so quickly. I want him to go undefeated for years.
>>63889210
You can just picture that goofy smile under that helmet.
Is Sage husbando tier?
>>63889962
>light and technical
>being that guy who get butthurt and escalates sparring.
I just did my best trying to land my jab in-between meme shit.
That said, I could heem every here
>>63890075
no he is fuckboy tier, not suave enough (yet at least)
>>63890075
He will be only when he proves himself against actual talent
>>63890054
he has the mind of a retriever puppy
>>63889920
i'm watching his last fight right now he looks terrible
>Sage Northcutt is the best young prospect after 1 fight
FUGGGG lids i cant wait until the 3day marathon desu, plus we get TUF on wednesday night. I somehow have to go to uni on thursday and friday too.
>>63890252
>Can turn gravity off
>Not the future GOAT
>>63889932
>practice loads of combinations
>spar
>1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2,
>>63889932
You can go light and technical and still throw spinning shit (slowly).
>>63890280
What are you learning about at school?
>>63890280
>university isn't closing for the fights
I work for IPM in Dublin and we get Thurs-Sun off
>>63890280
>not just sacking Uni off
>>63890364
Women's Rights Studies
>>63890364
The benefits of immigration and multiculturalism.
>>63889380
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you shoot me?
Well so far two people have replied to me claiming to be going to 194, a brit and a fellow burger. Are we gonna meetup or what? Maybe we can arrange to be in the same place at the same time and just acknowledge each others' presence like alfred and bruce at the end of TDKR.
I plan on watching the mendes/edgar card at the Aria sportsbook.
>>63890484
Big mistake kid. Lock your doors tonight and make sure you have a weapon. I like a bit of a challenge.
will she get a title shot if she wins her 4th in a row?
>>63890560
No, the winner will probably fight Esparza or something and get a title shot off that.
Posting to say polandball was right, Khalidov meme'd his friend with full intent.
>>63890560
Do Hues even like Claudia? She seems like the anti-Joanna in terms of marketability.
>>63890560
I hope not, everything she throws has no power behind it, she'll get eaten alive by JJ
>dont feel connected to Schaub anymore
what happend lads
>>63890560
I'm hoping Rose submits her slut ass
>>63890560
How old? She look young as hell.
>>63890317
the point in sparing is about learning when to apply combinations or in my example a long jab, not just spamming one thing.
>>63890725
You saw the light
the ufc is lucky they have a WSW champion who the majority of male fans actually don't think is a cunt, and is good in front of a camera even in her second language
>>63890817
literally 18
>>63890829
I was referring to myself.
>>63890545
>3 autists nodding at each other over their subways in the food-court
>identified by flashing their UFC hotdog branders at each other
>>63890817
>>63890889
18 in that picture not now.
>>63890915
>not going to her after party
>>63890889
oh sorry m8, i thought you were implying I was just doing nothing but meme-jabbing the whole time.
>iktfb
>>63890972
get ur hotdog brander signed m8
Reminder that Saul Rodgers is winning TUF
If PVZ wins then Rose can just meme all over Felice
>>63891164
http://ufc.usada.org/resources/playclean/
>>63891299
>I would recommend you to test the shit out of Sage Northcut
-anon
>>63891158
only if he stays patient in there m8
Sage is confirmed not a cookie cutter
https://youtu.be/aBLYhKKj32U
>>63891686
the only thing Sage would test positive for is G-O-D
>>63891860
>Come on man give me
Gay as fuck
Post shit fighters do unironically that makes you laugh
>Spinning meme shit
>Technique out of the window and throwing wild punches
>>63882230
>2000+15
>needing a reminder of this
I literally am of the opinion that no such action is required on your part, family.
>>63892277
how is it possible to workout everyday and still have that awful of an ass?
>>63892277
>post shit fighters do unironically that
You want some help with that english Nasheem?
>>63892372
>Felice Herrig
If my girl worked out that much and still came back home every night with an ass that flat I would beat her Travis style.
>>63890817
Poland pls.
>>63891860
>tfw you will never taser butts with sage
>>63892476
Go to a fan Q&A and ask Dana. Follow your dream bro. Imagine your life was a movie..
>>63892423
English*
There's nothing wrong with mine lad
>>63881364
We'll see when CM Punk fights
I'm sitting here, in my room in my mammys house eating chinese take away off my welfare money, being a 28yr old hugless kissless virgin,
yet even with ALL that, I consider myself better than you plebs because the literal GOAT of all time Conor McGregor hails from my native land.
Tell me, why have you brits and burgers not permaheemed yourself?
The confidence i get from knowing Conor is from here helped me look at a girl in the eyes today and not sweat and spill spaghetti.
I am better than you people.
>>63892905
well played chap
>>63893188
my ancestors killed and raped yours and his
>>63893260
Ireland never fought Pakistan
>>63893188
How do you get welfare in Ireland if you're an able-bodied 28 year old? I'm not trying to make a joke I'm asking unironically.
>>63893311
>has to resort to memes when btfo
your dead granny got analed against her will by an Englishman with a tiny cock, unlucky son
>>63893188
>Tell me, why have you brits and burgers not permaheemed yourself?
Kek, there are 6 current UFC Champs from Murica
>>63893188
based
>>63893188
That sounds better than being a lorry driver.
>>63893188
>The confidence i get from knowing Conor is from here helped me look at a girl in the eyes today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2rY7J_JJ8I
how can you hate this guy
https://youtu.be/PBxQf-h6HeQ
Will Aldo even make it to the weigh in? At least now we know how all those injuries occur
>>63893482
Who's a lorry driver? I had to look up what that is.
Who are the best boxers in MMA?
