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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
>Bendo is single and ready to mingle after victory in Seoul
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/28/9811590/ufc-seoul-news-interview--benson-henderson-to-test-free-market-but-plans-to-retire
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
>Sapp vs Akebono II booked for Rizin (12/29)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/28/9806740/rizin-signs-sapp-vs-akebono-rematch-for-its-debut
'Focus: UFC 193 edition': https://youtu.be/hpjKbveh5yY
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/ArepRp73vHw
Legal free fights
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Masvidal vs Ferreira
https://youtu.be/dRdIK39kTXQ
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
first for GSP
>>63879978
>'Focus: UFC 193 edition': https://youtu.be/hpjKbveh5yY
Fuck yes time to get comfy and relive the night
>>63880055
Yeah, just came out. Should be a fun one.
First for World Peace.
Nice OP
>>63880109
These are getting too much. My sides can't handle all of this banter.
So, I realized Luke Rockhold doesn't have a nickname. What should it be?
I was thinking
LUKE "DEFINITELY STRAIGHT" Rockhold
>>63880168
Luke "My best win is over a washed up Machida" Rockhold
>>63880168
Luke "Kekold"Rockhold
>>63880109
original
Reminder that Genki was robbed by a peanut butter salesman.
how do britbongs feel about Tyson Fury having won?
How was the fight?
>>63880168
Luke "Stoneclasp" Rockhold
>>63880328
The guy's a tool.
>>63880307
got a link to this fight?
>>63880328
feels good
fight was shit though
>>63880470
http://www.ufc.tv/video/duane-ludwig-vs-genki-sudo-ufc-42
>>63880328
the fight was shithouse but interesting enough to be enthralling live, Tyson Fury is the HW champion of banter too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsUmcVWC6I
>>63880328
Great for us and great for boxing.
>>63880530
chat shit get banged
>>63880530
Who /stiff idiot/ here?
>>63880660
they're gunna need 10 plumbers to do you once I'm finished with ya
>>63880055
she has the worst voice
>>63880055
kek, she does actually sound like a robot
>>63880055
ASMR VOICE FAMILY
>>63880328
Don't give a shit desu
Will McGregor turn the Favelas into a Reebok workshop if he beats Aldo?
>main card still in one piece
what is this
>>63881165
Get your own gimmick, bud
>>63881165
>>63881232
SHOTS FIRED
If you kill someone inside the octagon without breaking any rules, would you be suspended?
>>63881364
no, why would you?
>>63881364
yes, because the entire UFC will be suspended
>>63881364
Probably given a "mandated leave of absence" for psychological reasons by the UFC. I wonder if they could be charged with manslaughter or the officials with negligence depending on the circumstances of the incident. At the very least there would be civil suits I'd imagine.
>>63881364
Nah, shit happens
>>63881463
What if you said you'll kill the guy before the fight (you know to hype the fight ) and you really killed the guy?
It would be murder?
>>63881364
This isn't a free country. The political shit storm will be massive. The UFC won't just carry on with the next event.
>>63881463
the ufc would be in trouble the fighter won't unless he breaks the rules (e.g punches to the back of the head)
>José Aldo (c) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
>Chris Weidman (c) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
>Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero (185)
>Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
>Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>>63881517
As long as the rules are observed it's not your fault.
What could happen is the UFC/the commission could be sued on the grounds that there is no way to guarantee fighter safety and that they should not be allowed to expose people to that kind of risk
>tfw if you were in charge there would literally be Roman Colosseum tier events
>>63881545
This next week is going to be nerve-racking
>>63881545
That's the guy they're talking about in commercials when they say "if you're not healthy enough to have sex."
>>63881545
>Aldo will pull out because he's scared
>Weedmans knees will explode a day before weigh-ins
>Yoel will fail his drug test
>Maia will die making wieght
I predict des tings
You can ask one fighter a question and they must answer it honestly.
>>63881657
>fight goes the distance
>one fighter fought hard and tried to bang
>other fighter tried to wall-&-stall
>the boring fighter steps forward
>close up on dana, sitting in his box
>pollice verso
>fighter gets kicked from behind, falls to his knees
>nevada commission hold him steady
>other fighter walks in front of him
>knee to the face HEEM
would be glorious
>>63881847
no the full card will happen but it will be a bummer.
Holloway vs Stephens will be a 15min shitfest where nothing happen
Maia vs Gunnar will be a 15min grappling match with 0 sub attempt
Jacare vs Yoel will be 15 min of Jacare going on the ground and asking Yoel to come into his guard
Weidman vs Rockhold will be a 25min clinch fighting
Aldo vs Conor will last 5 sec because Conor will break his knee doing his spinning meme kick at the beginning.
>>63880742
What a trash opinion to have.
>>63881847
You left out Jeremy Stephens getting picked up on an out of state warrant when he lands in Nevada.
>>63882065
You've gotta be super lowtest to find her appealing
>>63882142
Nice meme rebuttal, faggot.
>>63880307
reminder thank genki was the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL_oK-KsG7w
Why is Max Holloway fighting such a can?
where is everyone?
>>63882484
Who do you want him to fight?
>>63882685
ur mum
>>63882186
How old are you? I'm guessing about 20.
Has anyone gotten a final head count for the meetup? If not let's get that settled now.
>>63882484
Stephens took Pettis to a split decision that I feel he should have won. He also won HEEM of the Night at 189.
>>63882761
Older than you.
>>63882484
>Stephens
>a can
>>63882678
Nothing really going on la
>>63882678
It will begin to pick up towards the end of this week and probably get very active in about a week
>>63883484
>>63883484
>le cheeky middle finger to leg sweep technique
Also, did she died?
>>63883484
police brutality
>>63883484
>white girl got beat up a few days later, and had to transfer
kek
>>63883484
need source
>>63883701
pretty pathetic.
>>63883701
that would very likely be how easily i would beat any of you
>>63883919
>implying my chin is that good
>tfw would get heemed by every here
>>63884031
Are you the guy with the miles jury body?
>not circling based boobs bro until he gasses then knock him down with a palm strike to finish him with some nasty ground and pound until the refs step in.
It would be hackney vs yarborough all over again.
>>63883919
>implying you'd be able to throw strikes when you're tangled up in my rubber guard
>>63882484
>a month or two ago ariel helwani speaking on his podcast with that new york ric guy about Heem of the Year
>they already forgot about Stephen's Knee
i was mad
>>63884237
I'm really looking forward to the end of the year when heem gets to pick their fight of the year, breakthrough fighter of the year, ko of the year, camp of the year and so on and so forth. That was always fun.
>>63883701
>wears a thong
that slut deserved it
>>63883701
wow she is tough
>>63884171
Yeah that's me. Was just memeing though, I could probably be competitive with most people here.
blogtime
>had a girl literally beg me to send her pictures of my abs
>don't even have defined abs
Thanks for listening.
>>63884640
I'll always have an open ear for a fellow syrian refugee.
I would never tell someone they can't carry pepper spray, a knife, a gun, a tazer. I literally can't even understand the mindset of a person who feels OK telling someone they can't do that.
>>63885477
That because you're a beta who doesnt know the feeling of power. I could take away any of your property and then fuck your mother in front of you and you wouldn't do anything about it, bitch.
There it is lads. Got December - Mid January booked off from work. Ready for the UFC.
Stop arguing you bunch of faggots.
>>63886459
Fuck Sanchez, boring mean-mugging dickhead
I feel like making a bunch of Aldo webms from the Edgar fight.
brb
Anyone use kodi for streams? Whats a good add on?
how will this fight go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k57ya0y90s4
>>63886536
I'll be spunking everywhere
I am giving you all one warning to stop with off topic discussion.
>>63886644
What the fuck are you going to do about it? Keep in mind I'm 6'3,240 lbs (lean) and played quarterback in highschool. My fighting style is a mix of Chuck Liddell with a hint of Anderson Silva. Now shut up before I test your chin.
>>63886644
>>63886644
I'm giving you a (you) that you are doing it for free.
What do you guys think, when will Ronda give her first exclusive interview after she lost her title?
>>63886904
It'll be on the casting couch. Hopefully the "interviewer" is Chieck,Rampage,Overeem (with roids so delicious), Bobby Green,Michael Johnson or Chael Sonnen.
>>63886977
>no Jon Jones
cmon senpai
>>63887205
I don't like cornballs like Jones and DC. I don't consider them to be black men. And judging from their pics I'm fairly certain they don't have BBC. I can't believe I forgot Rumble.
>>63886780
stfu before I heem you pussy
>>63887294
https://youtu.be/SgF42jlEEIs?t=132
All's you gotta do is give me a address home boy.
>>63887274
>jones
>cornball
He's a criminal who blows lines and runs away from pregnant women, hes black as shit
Reminder that Aldo=Wlad and Conor=Fury, the result will be the same except that Conor is going to win in the 2nd round.
Aldo wins by flying knee.
>>63887431
Reminder that 'no'.
>>63887534
Aldo won't be on his special juice come the 12th
>>63887431
>>63887431
Reminder that Aldo KO'd Chad in the 1st round while McGregor got taken down 4 times.
>>63887584
You're worried
I think Aldo vs McGregor and Weidman vs Rockhold are both very close matchups on paper. If somebody truly believes it will be a blow out then put some money down, because there aren't any huge favorites. Whoever wins, I hope we get competitive matches in both fights so there aren't people shitposting they *knew* "fighter x" was going to get btfo
>>63887431
>implying aldo is going to throw 4 strikes per round while mcgregor unimpressively wins on points
Thats the least likely thing to happen.
>>63887614
reminder that Aldo hasn't properly finished anyone since the first Chad fight and went to a war with him in the second.
>>63887768
If McGregor fought Chad a 2nd time it'd last 5 rounds too.
>>63887628
nope, Aldo looks pretty small now
>>63887832
You're shook
>>63887829
McGregor's style wouldn't allow that, he either finishes it in 3 or gets finished late on IMO
>>63887862
S P O O K E D
P
O
O
K
E
D
I'll test your chin m80
>>63887891
Don't pipe up. You couldn't bang a shit you dry lunch.
>>63887922
rude desu
my buddy got jacked for his rolex after showing it off too much at a bar and after the fact started talking about how he would have beat the dude's ass with his ufc watching skills if his back wasn't hurting lately.
the moral of the csb is don't ever wear nice things if you're low test, heem.
first time on /heem/ in a month or so.
are the schaub posters still around?
>>63888086
kek
I'm here.
condit says he doesnt have too much longer left in mma
we at least need a diaz rematch
how bout diaz vs the winner of condit and lawler?
>>63886288
>tfw only 6 paid vacation days left.
thinking of takin half the week off for 194 then after christmas
https://twitter.com/JTBKK/status/670951464894783489
>>63888272
elbows are too spooky
>>63884387
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
What the fuck....
>>63888356
enough of this nonsense
>>63888356
I will actually fucking destroy you, my heart literally stopped for half a second
>>63888356
haha epic bro!!!!!
>>63887274
You think Jones is a cornball but not Rumble?
>>63888419
>>63888416
Don't hate the memer, hate the meme.
>>63888272
Where can I watch the whole event?
>>63888356
Didn't even look
>>63888158
What's your occupation pham?
>>63888516
>>63888474
Either way, the card will not stay intact for the 12th. It's too good to be true.
>>63888610
It will. Start believing.
you guys are hyping up 194 so much that there's no way it can live up to our expectations.
thanks for ruining the card with your damn hype.
>>63888610
I think we are going to make it. There's not usually pullouts once we hit fight week which is about a week away. This is closer than we were to 189 when Aldo pulled out.
>>63888685
That's what people said about 189. Then the Matt Brown subbed Tim Memes and the night was perfect from there.
>>63888685
Yer a fukin goof yer know that?
>>63888697
Remember Hendricks/Woodley?
Anything can happen, Anon.
>>63888752
Aldo pulled out tho
>>63888697
Don't fucking jinx it m8
>>63888775
>Hendricks
getting concussed a week out like Duffy is a more likely scenario then somebody being as dumb as Johny. Either way, I know it is possible to happen but incidences like that are very uncommon compared to the amount of fighters that actually make it to the octagon without a problem. We just notice the ones that miss the fight more because it goes against what we anticipated.
if the last two digits of this post are identical then 194 will be an enjoyable card to watch
>>63888825
>let's not talk about the biggest card of the year because somehow that will stop it from happening
Sweet logic. Let's all just stop posting in /heem/ altogether until 194 just to be safe. You start.
>>63888685
Johny and Matt Brown sacrificed their fights to the gods to make that night possible in all its glory. The gods have been appeased so it will happen.
>>63888977
And Khabib
>>63889070
Gadelha will retire her.
Best meme prospect in the UFC?
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63889109
Is this a serious question?
Amirkhani if you're a hipster/memester hybrid.
>>63889135
You have yet to accept my invitation to get in my guard
>>63889210
Yeah I was going for more of an unknown option tbqhwyf
Amirkhani is fighting on the London card and I should be there to see it
>>63889109
Does buff Jon Jones count as a prospect?
>>63888964
smart mouth on you for a pretty boy, keep talking and I'll headkick you into next year faggot
>>63889109
Mirsad Bektic
>>63889210
>wearing only shorts
>better but a motorcycle helmet on for this picture
I think 80% of Sage's life is just him being photographed shirtless and the other 20% training
>>63889320
not meme enough for me, he seems very well rounded.
>>63889309
I do have a smart mouth, I am a pretty boy, but if you so much as flinched around me I would shoot you. This isn't a video game kid. You mess with the wrong person in this world and you don't get a second chance. You do not want to cross me. I promise you that. Don't reply to one of my posts again.
>>63889210
I personally think there's a lot of incest in that family.
What happens if Jones comes back and gets heem'd by DC?
Think he would kill himself?
>>63889372
Ray Borg, PVZ, doo ho choi, Ben Nguyen, MVP
>>63889210
Literal roids
>>63889372
Dustin Ortiz
>>63889260
How many heemsters are going? I'm very much looking forward to the meet up and I'd like to sign up for the open weight grappling tourney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DO2huOyEJc
can you outsquat DJ? he squats ~109kg for 1 rep
>>63889210
too bad he can't take a punch
>>63889434
now we are talking, Borg has a pretty mean/meme ground game and should tap fuckers, Doo Ho Choi looks like a twink but likes heeming people
>>63889491
>>63889587
Ray Boring and Dustin Boretiz
two guys almost no one wants to watch
>>63889757
>-1100
kek if he gets meme'd on the bookies are ded
>>63889578
That's why he wears a helmet for things you and I wouldn't even think of, like eating some food by a fireplace. He needs to protect the precious brain matter he does have left.
>>63889789
I think they chose the least muscular LW they could find for Sage to destory
>Sparing
>Meant to light and technical
>Just trying to work on covering ground with my jab
>opponent starts trying to throw spinning meme shit and running backwards
>le_are_you_serious.jpeg
>>63889932
Did you heem him?
>>63889920
I would be legitimately upset if he beats Sage. I couldn't handle his meme potential being derailed so quickly. I want him to go undefeated for years.
>>63889210
You can just picture that goofy smile under that helmet.
Is Sage husbando tier?
>>63889962
>light and technical
>being that guy who get butthurt and escalates sparring.
I just did my best trying to land my jab in-between meme shit.
That said, I could heem every here
>>63890075
no he is fuckboy tier, not suave enough (yet at least)
>>63890075
He will be only when he proves himself against actual talent
>>63890054
he has the mind of a retriever puppy
>>63889920
i'm watching his last fight right now he looks terrible
>Sage Northcutt is the best young prospect after 1 fight
FUGGGG lids i cant wait until the 3day marathon desu, plus we get TUF on wednesday night. I somehow have to go to uni on thursday and friday too.
>>63890252
>Can turn gravity off
>Not the future GOAT
>>63889932
>practice loads of combinations
>spar
>1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1-2,
>>63889932
You can go light and technical and still throw spinning shit (slowly).
>>63890280
What are you learning about at school?
>>63890280
>university isn't closing for the fights
I work for IPM in Dublin and we get Thurs-Sun off
>>63890280
>not just sacking Uni off
>>63890364
Women's Rights Studies
>>63890364
The benefits of immigration and multiculturalism.
>>63889380
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you shoot me?
Well so far two people have replied to me claiming to be going to 194, a brit and a fellow burger. Are we gonna meetup or what? Maybe we can arrange to be in the same place at the same time and just acknowledge each others' presence like alfred and bruce at the end of TDKR.
I plan on watching the mendes/edgar card at the Aria sportsbook.
>>63890484
Big mistake kid. Lock your doors tonight and make sure you have a weapon. I like a bit of a challenge.
will she get a title shot if she wins her 4th in a row?
>>63890560
No, the winner will probably fight Esparza or something and get a title shot off that.
Posting to say polandball was right, Khalidov meme'd his friend with full intent.
>>63890560
Do Hues even like Claudia? She seems like the anti-Joanna in terms of marketability.
>>63890560
I hope not, everything she throws has no power behind it, she'll get eaten alive by JJ
>dont feel connected to Schaub anymore
what happend lads
>>63890560
I'm hoping Rose submits her slut ass
>>63890560
How old? She look young as hell.
>>63890317
the point in sparing is about learning when to apply combinations or in my example a long jab, not just spamming one thing.
>>63890725
You saw the light
the ufc is lucky they have a WSW champion who the majority of male fans actually don't think is a cunt, and is good in front of a camera even in her second language
>>63890817
literally 18
>>63890829
I was referring to myself.
>>63890545
>3 autists nodding at each other over their subways in the food-court
>identified by flashing their UFC hotdog branders at each other
>>63890817
>>63890889
18 in that picture not now.
>>63890915
>not going to her after party
>>63890889
oh sorry m8, i thought you were implying I was just doing nothing but meme-jabbing the whole time.
>iktfb
>>63890972
get ur hotdog brander signed m8
Reminder that Saul Rodgers is winning TUF
If PVZ wins then Rose can just meme all over Felice
>>63891164
http://ufc.usada.org/resources/playclean/
>>63891299
>I would recommend you to test the shit out of Sage Northcut
-anon
>>63891158
only if he stays patient in there m8
Sage is confirmed not a cookie cutter
https://youtu.be/aBLYhKKj32U
>>63891686
the only thing Sage would test positive for is G-O-D
>>63891860
>Come on man give me
Gay as fuck
Post shit fighters do unironically that makes you laugh
>Spinning meme shit
>Technique out of the window and throwing wild punches
>>63882230
>2000+15
>needing a reminder of this
I literally am of the opinion that no such action is required on your part, family.
>>63892277
how is it possible to workout everyday and still have that awful of an ass?
>>63892277
>post shit fighters do unironically that
You want some help with that english Nasheem?
>>63892372
>Felice Herrig
If my girl worked out that much and still came back home every night with an ass that flat I would beat her Travis style.
>>63890817
Poland pls.
>>63891860
>tfw you will never taser butts with sage
>>63892476
Go to a fan Q&A and ask Dana. Follow your dream bro. Imagine your life was a movie..
>>63892423
English*
There's nothing wrong with mine lad
>>63881364
We'll see when CM Punk fights
I'm sitting here, in my room in my mammys house eating chinese take away off my welfare money, being a 28yr old hugless kissless virgin,
yet even with ALL that, I consider myself better than you plebs because the literal GOAT of all time Conor McGregor hails from my native land.
Tell me, why have you brits and burgers not permaheemed yourself?
The confidence i get from knowing Conor is from here helped me look at a girl in the eyes today and not sweat and spill spaghetti.
I am better than you people.
>>63892905
well played chap
>>63893188
my ancestors killed and raped yours and his
>>63893260
Ireland never fought Pakistan
>>63893188
How do you get welfare in Ireland if you're an able-bodied 28 year old? I'm not trying to make a joke I'm asking unironically.
>>63893311
>has to resort to memes when btfo
your dead granny got analed against her will by an Englishman with a tiny cock, unlucky son
>>63893188
>Tell me, why have you brits and burgers not permaheemed yourself?
Kek, there are 6 current UFC Champs from Murica
>>63893188
based
>>63893188
That sounds better than being a lorry driver.
>>63893188
>The confidence i get from knowing Conor is from here helped me look at a girl in the eyes today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2rY7J_JJ8I
how can you hate this guy
https://youtu.be/PBxQf-h6HeQ
Will Aldo even make it to the weigh in? At least now we know how all those injuries occur
>>63893482
Who's a lorry driver? I had to look up what that is.
Who are the best boxers in MMA?
>>63893564
1. Holly Holm
2. Ronda Rousey
3. JDS
>>63893564
1. Jerrod Sanders
2. Demian Maia
3. Larry Perkins
>>63893564
Goofstuffson, he beat the Swedish heavyweight champ, he also unironically beat Cormier and Jones
is the rumor true?
Did Rockhold really... you know
>>63893672
good for him he finally came out
>>63893564
Cody Garbrant
>>63893644
good boy aproved
>>63893672
Yes, he fucked Ronda Rousey. Source: me on the left watching them
>>63893564
Cruz, Dillashaw, and Mighty Mouse for manlets
JDS, Overeem, and Lawler for actual people
Joanna Champion and Holm for women
>>63893785
Terrible list.
is this body achievable with drugs?
>tfw an English fighter finally comes out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI
Who are literally the most overrated fighters on this page:
http://www.ufc.com/rankings
>>63893994
>tfw an English fighter finally comes out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Got2tQ04qw
>>63893945
no, with drugs you should look way better
>>63893999
>Dillashit above both Werdum and Lawler
what a kek
>>63893878
That's it, it's time someone taught you a lesson. Post your rumblr and we'll meet up and see if you're such a tough guy when you're not online
>>63894042
>implying being jacked is better body than this.
Girls would literally rape themselves with your dick as soon as you took your top off, anywhere.
>>63893999
>McCall
>Oliveira
>Eddie Alvarez
>Bisping
>OSP
>Miocic
>>63893945
p90x, bro
remember he has to cut a shit load of weight he can't get big
>>63894111
>post your rumblr
It's not even funny kid. I can tell you've never even been in a fight in your life. If I even raised my voice near you, you would wet yourself. It's ducking pathetic. Just shut the fuck up.
>>63894021
tip top kek m80, you made me laugh ameribro
Remember when Shogun and Wand would fight on amphetamines?
>>63893999
>ronda above holm
>>63893511
>Irishman complaining about a girl having no ass
wew lad
>>63894286
holy shit i haven't thought about that show in 20 years
This guy breaks into your house, eats your wife and fucks your potatos.
What you gonna do about it?
>>63894127
Girls also love ed sheeran, girls are idiots. I dont do anything because girls will think its cool.
>>63894203
How else are we supposed to meet up you daft prick? I'm 11-0 in my rumblr career, all you are to me is another notch on my belt. If you weren't scared you'd agree to meet up, pussy
>>63893416
>leave it to the burger to take is seriously
>>63894320
shoot him
>>63894362
It was obviously b8 m8, I'm just having a laugh
>>63894320
>>63894390
>implying he won't dodge the bullets with his perfect movement
>>63894320
take him down
>>63894320
>>63894403
>you will never have a relationship solely based on looks and money
>>63894320
I've been training in a gi 3 times a week for 3 years, I'd double leg and dump him before synching a Peruvian neck tie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6J6-8asgyY
Fury is actually a pretty good talker, a pretty interesting watch. His self belief is similar to Conor's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TB40XkRuzM
holly btfo
>>63894599
Just based on Holly's face it looks like she's been roiding.
>>63894592
First Fury
Next McGregor
and after that?
>>63894592
>tfw no Tyson in Bellator
He's entertaining. I thought Bitchko was going to beat him and he had no chance but he proved me wrong.
>>63894713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD2hLrPTp60
seems open to MMA in the future
>>63894599
How much did the UFC pay this guy to make that video?
Why did they have to send her to Hollywood, California to get her hand fixed?
>>63895112
I assume because Hollywood plastic surgeons are much better than whoever you can find in Poland
>>63894899
What a fucking dummy. Come on over to the UFC, jackass. You will get absolutely smashed. This isn't some game. This isn't boxing. This is fighting. What an absolute joke.
>>63895112
They use a guy named Dr Sauders who's at Cedar Sinai Medical Center.
>>63895247
>HW division
>good
Tyson would be champ. This isn't the fifty year old Phoney James Toney trained by an "FBI" guy who was punchy as fuck.
>>63895528
jewish doctor of course
>>63895584
Cain could double leg him and tko him in 1 round
>>63884387
sweet googily moogy
and yeah, I hope we can dig far enough not to miss some of the goof KOs, might even just scroll through the years cards on wikipedia and see how many I can;t remember are left to find highlights of, just to be sure. don't forget rumble heeming gus was this year too
>>63889109
heemenov
>>63895692
Nah, Tyson would be champ. He is Struve but he knows how to use that monstrous reach
>>63890560
funny thing, is you could say she is #1 contender if she does win and many will argue she is being passed over. They need to find someone who can point whore her out, some outfighter with foot movement. then she will have to win a few more to fight for the title. Otherwise she will become the next horiguchi/mitch clarke (great prospects ruined by fighting big guys too early which demolishes their stock)
>>63895814
>no tdd
No, he wouldn't be.
>>63884387
imagine if she used steroids
>>63895874
>needing TDD when he could just heem them all in seconds
>>63895700
>>63888338
>you will never make a hole in those Reebok© leggings and pull her Reebok© Panted Mike Sweat Swick Technology panties to the side and begin fucking her while putting your hands up her shirt (which has some stupid saying on it like "water is eternity #REEBOK") and feeling up her flat chest
>>63895890
Yeah man, he's known for his 1 punch kos and lack of clinching. Oh wait...
As soon as a top level grappler got their hands on him it would be over.
Do you know what I would do to you if we fought?
>>63895874
Eh, I'd say if Tyson or Povetkin knew TDD/basic grappling they would humiliate the UFC heavyweights.
There's just more people getting into boxing than there is MMA heavyweight. And so the talentpool is deeper
>>63895934
maybe he could, you know, learn how to grapple
>>63896029
But they don't know basic tdd... You can't just say oh if this top talent from one martial art comes to mma they'll dominate. This isn't WMMA. You don't get by without having a well rounded skill set.
>>63896076
Yeah man, and they can just learn to box like he can and it will be even cause that's how things work.
>>63896008
suck my dick?
>>63896029
Fury with 6 months of sprawl training bro!
>>63896196
Lel, I imagine he would break in two trying to sprawl.
>tyson fury
Boxer with no mma experience. It's fun to speculate, but He would actually have to commit to mma to compete and that is unlikely to happen.
On the other hand we have Rico verhoeven is trying mma now and Bilyal Mahkov in the UFC next year. That is the future of HW.
>>63895919
why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stw-XkGotug
So Sinead O'Connor tried to commit suicide apparently.
Glad she waited until after 189 to completely lose it.
>>63896391
literally who?
>>63896391
Putting the note on facebook and making it not that difficult to find her is one of those call for help/attention things. If she really wanted to be dead she would be dead
>>63896391
seems like quite a bias point of view desu, suicide is a time to be objective so fuck her crazy cunt
>>63896391
>[...] since none of them bother their hole with me for a minute.
What did she mean by this?
>>63896391
Story? Or is she just memeing? I mean, she survived, so she must have taken a meme dose?
>>63896498
Agreed. Women aint nothin but sluts n hoes.
>>63896498
Yeah when you mean it you jump off the roof of a parking garage
>>63896530
*bitches
>>63896591
why would a tight slizz like her decide to kill herself?
>>63896391
Who should be singing Conor out.
Perfect World: Tyson Fury sings Conor out
For the Casuals: U2 sings Conor out
Who will probably sing: The guys that sing I Would Walk 500 Miles
>>63896468
The old bald woman who sings McGoober's walkout song.
>>63896530
e-except the ones who trane ufc
>>63896591
why did she kill herself? With looks like that she must have had the world at her vagina...
>>63896391
This confirms it.
AND STILL
>>63896712
i don't know you gotta be pretty fucking sad to nosedive onto concrete from 7 stories
>>63896720
>Who will probably sing: The guys that sing I Would Walk 500 Miles
all of my wat
>>63896725
Depression doesn't care what you look like, Anon.
>>63896725
>why did she kill herself?
Aldo got hurt.
Flow!
https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/671121119559061505
>tfw need more 194 content
>>63896591
wtf
https://twitter.com/maddyhollers
https://www.instagram.com/maddyholleran/?hl=en
>>63896468
When did he get the Comic Sans tattoo?
>>63897025
Meme!
>>63896855
It wasn't suicide, she willingly Heemed herself to appease Heem Gods. She knew Aldo would never make it to fight night without them being sated. Witness her Brothers.
>>63897081
This one is pretty creepy, notice the date and what she is doing:
https://twitter.com/jessicaredfield
>>63897172
>https://twitter.com/jessicaredfield
>Jessica Redfield @JessicaRedfield 11 Jul 2012
I don't get UFC. Is the point of the "sport" to the first person to beat someone within an inch of their life?
Listen, I don't want to say the bitch had it coming but she did.
>>63897172
http://nodisinfo.com/aurora-shooting-victim-jessica-redfield-faked-her-death/
what is this
![ap472860765791-2f617035f5bb68bf0e7a04e3371f34e3d8c99841[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CRLS9nP.jpg "ap472860765791-2f617035f5bb68bf0e7a04e3371f34e3d8c99841[1]")
>>63897081
Listen man I'm gonna you to delete this. Doxxing is against the rules and the fact that /heem/ is shitting up the board needs to stop. We're getting a lot of heat because you guys are harassing fighters and reporters and posting lewd pics. I got hit up that you guys were spamming and stalking some girl called "LOOOOOOL'. Please cut it out and delete it or else I'm going to have to do something about it, and by do something I mean doing something to you and your chin. Thanks.
Be honest with me /heem/, is this regional heavyweight natty?
>>63897025
>mfw dat sliding meme kick
>>63897318
>Gyno
nope
>>63897318
GYNECOMASTIA
Y
N
O
>>63897172
https://twitter.com/Favstar250/status/227980093920776194
top kek
>>63897318
Why does every single MMA promotion have low quality Dana White and Joe Rogan copies?
>>63897025
Jose is a dead man.
>>63897318
dat cheap dana imitation on the left
>>63897280
James must be so fucking bored right now.
>>63897402
Who is she to complain? We lost Silva vs. GSP forever and Weidman vs. JBJ or JBJ vs. Cain won't happen either...
>>63897402
https://www.instagram.com/p/MzCab7rGEa/
https://www.instagram.com/p/MzCXXnLGEY/
>dat foreshadowing
Bravo Nolan
>>63897448
Dana Lite
>>63897471
This wouldn't be bad if you had a computer and internet access
Friendly Heeminder that these are actual humans beings with parents and friends that you laughing about the deaths of
>>63897602
basically a less comfy version of my current set up
>>63897602
there would literally be no reason for poor neets not to shoot people
>>63897639
i would literally rape them and their families
>>63897602
>toilet is much closer
>janitor services
This seems to be okay. How's the ping?
>>63897675
>>63897602
>tfw Breivik's setup is nicer than mine
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/anders-breivik-demands-better-video-games-and-threatens-hunger-strike-over-jail-hell-9130592.html
>>63897675
kek, that's exactly what i was thinking
>>63897639
>morals on 4chan
Try reddit, friend
>>63897737
lol, free food and healthcare, never have to work, isolated from everyone (not in general population)
no computer or internet though, i think that's just a black and white TV for prayer services/educational programs
>>63897792
>>63897711
I didn't realize it was 2008 and this was /b/
>>63897770
that's fucking ridiculous
>>63897890
It's not, and this isn't. But if that kind of stuff really bothers you, you're most definitely in the wrong place
Will Brendan Schaub ever return to action?
>>63897770
honestly if someone would tell me that ill get that+mediocre food+no bills for the next 20 years id take it in a heartbeat. barely worse than my current place
>>63897770
that fucking comments section
they literally refuse to wake up
>>63898059
I didn't say I was bothered. I offered a friendly Heeminder that you could choose to respond to or ignore. I am glad it struck a cord with you and you chose to respond. Perhaps you too will consider yourself as a human being using anonymity to share his ideas without prejudice rather than as a mask to hide behind in cowardice!
>>63898152
Better than my current situation desu. I'd take that in a heartbeat over this.
>>63897890
>tfw 2008 was 7 years ago
>despite not being a fight fan back then it was the best year of my life
At least 194 will live up to the hype, r-right guys?
>>63898211
>no 24/7 high speed internet access
>better
I think my landlord is fucking my girlfriend lads
>>63897770
Where does he poo? Private bathroom?
>>63898267
lmao
i dont care what anyone says about "youre in the wrong place" or anything like that but there is no place to joke about rape. it may seem like a joke until it happens to someone u love
>>63898261
this is true
>>63898267
this is also true
>>63898267
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
Greentext story for laughs and feels please senpai
>>63897770
what in the actual fuck
saw my "mate" (more of an ex colleague) for the first time in years recently and he told me he got 2 years in the nick, they basically played playstation and pool all day
>>63898267
You should probably Heem the pair of them
>>63898267
tell him to reduce rent or cut it out
>>63898267
Ask her if he has a bigger peepee, if he does ask her if you can have a a cheeky wank in the corner while you watch
>>63898267
shoot them with your double leg
>>63898339
>in the nick
lol do british niggas just make shit up on the fly
>>63898267
Is he black?
>>63898267
she got that rent money
>in our country you get publicly killed if you imply that any foul play is involved
Sure feels nice to be a kuck.
>>63898267
Have you been giving her enough attention lately. Have you gotten a new job or anything? Oftentimes the man in the relationship is at fault for these situations.
>>63898426
Was about to ask this. If so post pics.
>>63898426
Stop! You're not suppose to take me seriously! I'm the grinning ginger!
>>63898267
Demand access to your flat's CCTV footage.
>>63898431
mirin her vascularity, desu senpai
>>63898490
This one always makes me sad. Ended his career
>>63896513
it's a saying in Ireland, just basically they can't be bothered. Bother your arse basically
>>63898737
No it didn't
>>63898748
hes doing it wrong aint he
>>63898786
>tfw you'll never be claudia's official pussy cooler
>>63898786
If only she was a bit more feminine. The roids ruined her for me desu
>>63898890
ewww
>>63898890
>>63898912
I think he's asking for more
ronda's mom seems redpilled as fuck
http://drannmaria.blog
spot.com/2015/11/you-have-to-rescue-yourself.html
>>63898890
wtf ewww
>>63898890
this makes me so hard
>>63898890
Why don't women wear cups? Surely it must hurt getting punched in the cooch.
Good night, /heem/ can I get a few (you)s?
>>63899034
especially when it's enlarged by roids like holly's
they do wear titty protectors
>>63899034
would make them look like they have dicks lol
>>63899053
sure lad, see you tomorrow
>a woman will never feel this way towards you
https://youtu.be/b9G4Hr_ElPs?t=41s
>>63899053
her eyes are fuckin gay homie. like one big pupil.
>>63899111
part eskimo
>>63899053
Vanessa best girl
>>63898329
I'll start from when I first got suspicious of it.
>Work 2 jobs
>Girlfriend is unemployed but attends uni
>Rent is hard to get together at times
>Christmas period so harder than ever
>Ask my landlord if he can cut my rent down for the Christmas period
>Refuses to do so
>Continue to work 2 jobs busting arse
>Come home to see my girlfriend waiting for me
>Gets up and tells me he has agreed to cut the rent for us until Feb
>Confused as to why he didn't agree to it with me
>Brush it off anyway
>Fast forward 1 week
>I come home everyday and it's almost always a given that he will be over
>Girlfriend can see I'm starting to show my disapproval
>She tells me not to worry, they're just friends and she thinks he's a bender
>Laugh it off, probably nothing anyway
This is where it gets all too obvious and now I honestly do think they're fucking
>Girlfriend and landlord see movies together
>They watch movies at my house
>Walked in from work to see her giving him a back rub once
>She's happier to see him more than she is me (she tries to hide it)
>Asked her if she wanted to watch a movie with me and just relax because work is shit
>She turns me down and claims she has shit to do for uni
>Find out from her friend that she was actually with my landlord for a night out (probably fucked)
Greentext is a mess because I can't really think straight atm. Am I kek or?
>>63899053
Night German bro. What time is it for (you)? An exciting plans for tomorrow?
>>63899184
For SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE lose her number
>>63899184
call her out on her bullshit
>>63899184
you houldn't let your gf talk to other men anyway, that was your first mistake.
>tfw you will never be Justin Wren
>>63899184
>work 2 jobs
stopped reading there
>>63893188
>there are people in here who derive confidence from being born on the same plot of land as people who have actually achieved things
Imagine if you lived in America, you'd have lost your virginity by now
>>63899309
>muh pygmy family
>muh christian values
>muh
Jose aldo is the under dog
>>63899332
Why?
>>63899372
mcgregors range is too op for featherweight
>>63899308
>being insecure
>>63899184
smack that bitch.
>>63899390
i don't respect anyone who works 2 jobs just to pay his landlord to fuck his girlfriend
>>63899309
Imagine being Justin trying to sleep at night and all you can think about is pygmies nearby having sex.
>>63899309
Why does he wear the vines?
>>63899418
you know jose is cackling over 5 solid methods of submitting mcg in rd 1. forget conors nick diaz jab that won't stop aldo from getting right in the irishmans face
>>63899184
>Am I kek or?
If you're paying her shit, otherwise you're a dealer.
>>63899460
I'm not paying my landlord to fuck my girlfriend because I don't know if he is. I need to work 2 jobs regardless, the majority of the money earned doesn't go to him.
>>63899531
I don't pay for her education.
>>63899460
LMAO
>>63899522
What are "Aldo's 5 Solid Methods of Submitting McG"?
>>63899522
when was the last time aldo took anybody down? and mcgregors body kicks will keep aldo at range
>>63899493
>>63899593
aka if you lived in america, you would have so much confidence you would have fucked a girl by now, since we americans have achieved so many more things than you irish, whom died because you couldn't figure out what else to make besides potatoes. btw, there were many things the irish could have cooked and were edible back then, they literally died because they didn't know how to cook anything other than potatoes.
learn to read dipshits
>>63899613
>Take him down
>Whatever 5 submissions he wants
>>63899184
>paying your land Lord to fuck your girl
Why the fuck would anyone work 2 jobs? What is that, 12 to 16 hours a day?
>>63899184
>girlfriend and landlord see movies together
stopped reading there
you're getting keked my friend. nobody just hangs out with a girl because they're friends, if your girlfriend has guy friends who she hangs out with, without you, you're for sure getting keked.
>>63899857
i wouldn't do that for strong six figures, you have no free time
>>63893999
>ctrl+f "sage"
>nothing
>>63899857
I don't work both jobs the same day everyday lol.
I'm saving up to go to uni. I didn't have the benefit of growing up with my parents. Had to drag myself to the top.
>>63899184
run for your life m8
>>63899737
literally how were we supposed to infer this from your other diarrhea comment?
Spic detected
>>63899355
>>63899737
>you will never be this autistic
>>63899421
letting her talk to other men is fine, but letting her hang out with men 1 on 1 without you is being a pathetic kuck.
>hasnt fought in 14 months
>cant roid anymore
>no more IV
>mentally defeated
>literally got butchered by chad mini mendes on the feet
>on the downside of his career
how do people think aldo even stands a chance. seriously.
>>63899968
Want to trade rare McGregor pictures?
>>63900012
have a rare mcgregoat
>>63900012
hey bro i think there might be something wrong with your gismo,
Conor has chinese eyes in your pic. just a heads up
>>63899968
well, you weren't supposed to infer shit because you're a stupid fucking irishman who can't read.
>>63899184
Wew lad
>>63900095
Thanks.
>>63900104
No it's legitimate pham.
>>63900109
lol couldn't be any madder that the GOAT of all time ever in history Conor McGregor isn't from the US
Of course she is going to cheat. If you are asleep, working, commuting, or just exhausted 90% of the time she's almost getting nothing out of being in a relationship with you (other than your money lol). It's a cunty thing to do, but what do you expect?
>>63900206
>tfw you're not irish
>>63900242
She has a tiny head. I'd obliterate her in seconds.
you now remember this
I visualize deez tings
>>63900287
Shame that Hendo is a cheat
>>63900281
McGregor travelled 20 yrs into the future, this is him conquering the pussy of the average american senpai.
GOAT fighter and time travelling, stay salty
>>63900358
What do you think it's like being Conor?
>Massive cock (see weigh ins)
>Hot girlfriend
>Lots of cash money
>Can heem literally anyone
I wish I was Conor.
>>63900309
have a big girl, and a cheeky miesha
>>63900390
the irish would never figure out time travel to be quite honest
>>63900358
dat dee doe
>>63900423
That's hot.
>>63900358
>faber wearing a cody garbandt official ufc reebok fight kit
spooky
>>63900415
>blow out your ACL
>beat max hollowanyway
>>63900415
i'm from the same country as him man!
I'm so stoked about my life right now, i'll even sell you a jar of my cum for only 500e cuz i shook his hand this one time.
BTW his gf ass is phat
>>63900423
Kedzie is so based senpais desu
>>63888597
software dev :^)
>>63900415
will always be a manlet though
>>63900358
Why was he going to the bathroom?
>>63900519
>Manlet with a massive cock and aesthetic body
Seems like a good trade off.
>>63900539
To have a shit in a jar and sell it for 50 geez baby.
>>63900539
don't know anon, why do people go to bathrooms?
>>63900539
probably doing a bump of coke
NEW
THREAD
WHEN
lots of shitposts here lads let's nuke it before janny-kun wakes up and times us all out
>>63900577
lol conor is going to fuck his shit up
>>63900577
Full camp Chad is a BEAST.
>>63900574
he doesn't have a huge cock though, all padding
Why is he lhw again? He could easily drop 30lbs and fight manlets his size.
>>63900539
to refill urijahs trough
>>63900656
It's massive lad
>>63898993
How did Ronda turn out so badly with such an ostensibly great mom?
>>63900692
She left home and fell in with a bad crowd .__.
>>63900665
chubster over there sees lhw as a thin division other than JBJ, if he cuts to 185 hes getting head kicked by rockhold and yoel doing that yoel thing to him.
>>63900690
wew proved me wrong
sorry i doubted you lad
>>63900744
>205-30 = 185
Come on Canada.
>>63900690
ahaha look at his gay little weiner cock
>>63900739
;__;
>>63900690
dey don't jelq loik i jelq
>>63900690
that's all balls dude, for all we know his dick could be 4 inches at max hardness
>>63900665
He Rigg'd during the Olympics and decided to play it safe
>>63900882
That's weight cut package lad! Imagine that package when he's at natural weight!
>>63900956
ah good point
Nice to have our regular dick discussion on /heem/
>>63900956
I bet he makes Dee suck his ballsack
>>63900690
LITTLE
>>63901147
He probably rests his dick and balls on her face and tells her that he owns her. She'd be nothing without McGOAT.
>>63900847
>It's a who's who of chicks you don't want to bang, Joe.
THE MEDIA OBLEEGAYSHONS
>>63900847
Man, Shayna's response to the blowback against Ronda post 193 was super lame.
>>63901263
What was her response?
>>63900423
is this the chick who cyborg slept?
>>63901472
>>63901472
>>63901472
new thread
>>63899994
Doesn't work that way
>>63893564
Rousey, she can beat Mayweather
>>63899460
So you DID finish reading you piece of shit
>>63900665
He was fighting at heavyweight in that photo
>>63900773
good point he will cut to a non existent super welterweight division
