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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
memes
>>63901511
nope
4th for Schaub
>>63901281
It was this
http://combatpress.com/2015/11/love-her-or-hate-her-ronda-rousey-makes-you-watch-mma/
>>63901605
nope
>skim reading last 100 posts of previous thread
I don't ever /heem/ but I really like Conor McGregor.
He is truly the GOAT and his shitposting Irish fans are good for a laugh.
btw I'm Irish-American
Where were you when McGregor cůcked Brazil?
>>63901743
did you see the bloke paying his landlord to bang his gf
>>63901817
Little Brazilian Twerps on suicide watch
>>63901818
yeah but it's definitely not true
https://www.instagram.com/p/-sS22OrccY/
Looks like Tito's planning to create some Sage Northcutts
keep it nice and flowy in here lads
>>63902079
When I get your pasty arse down on the mats, I'm going to flow all over you.
I VISUALIZE DEEZ TINGS
>>63902140
Fuck... That's so hot... You made me bite my lip.
>>63902079
I can't fucking wait until your stupid potato nigger cunt is blown the fuck out in front of the entire planet
none of you existed before Conor, and thank God you'll all have fucked off when he gets rekt inside 2 minutes because Aldo takes it to the ground
Is /heem/ your favorite board or place on the internet? (other than porn sites and r/mma) I know for me it is.
>threatening other posters
>political discussion
>ethnocentrism
>race hating/baiting
>comedy gold
>kekoldry
>Schaub
>Steam Group
>samefaggotry
>banter
>cam whoring
>sex tape leaks
>Asian bunda
>weed lmao
>Rogan hate
>Rogan praise
>Ronda hate
>Ronda praise
>body shots
>walkout song
>betting
>hot dog branders
>arguing over fighter pay despite not being a fighter
>literal mandrama
>Kimbo
>dank memes
>depriving yourself of sleep to watch fights
>looking ahead the day you die
https://youtu.be/tWfCgRXHe2M?t=564
>>63902152
What motivates me?
maouvement
money
memes
>>63902210
He really is MMA's foremost living meme isn't he?
>>63902200
Yes, but sometimes I cannot handle the banter and my feelings get deeply hurt.
>>63902200
Came for the heems. Stayed for the Schaubs
>>63902200
What's your favourite porn site?
>>63902238
I don't want the meme to end tbqh
>>63902189
y u mad tho? is it because Ireland is a population of less than 5mil but we
have the GOAT of all time ever and you have... Bisping?
How suicide are you gonna be when conor literally kills aldo stone dead inside 3?
Conor has a tiny nutsack and I just wanna slice it with a razor blade
>post dana's face when McGoober gets subbed in under 3 mins
Nobody here actually wants Aldo to win do they?
>>63902358
yep as long as it's not boring
Conor has been talking about his contract a lot. Could he be in his final fight and thus disposable?
>>63902358
I see it like this.
Aldo wins?
>Conor stays at FW and tries to get it again
>Aldo retires
>Conor gets the belt people claim it's not legit (JONES - DC)
McGregor wins
>Moves to LW and more memes are created
>Conor doesn't suicide
>His sex tape with Dee gets released during another Fappening
>>63902200
Pretty comfy, and there are a lot of certified fight fans here. Plus the bantz
>>63902251
Being overbantered and getting hurt is what builds a man's character. Every time you take it hard and personal, you bounce back and bantzier
>>63902358
>>63902424
>not wanting another mass exodus of casuals in line with what happened with Rousey
I want Aldo to win.
How likely is it that Aldo will give the UFC one big juicy "F*CK YOU!" and jump ship or retire if he beats ConHOF McGreGOAT?
>>63902279
I'd say it's a tie between Xhamster or Pornhub.
This is a UFC related post btw.
>>63902562
he's going to win easily. people overestimate mcgregor so much.
>>63902532
>wanting UFCs only draw to be a crackhead who cant even drive a car right.
>>63902572
Aldo is getting millions and millions for this fight and owes it all to the UFC and Conor so if he did then it's a bitch move
>>63902662
pretty sure Dana hates jones and GSP.
>>63902424
Stays at FW:
>gets "who /bjj/ here" by Frankie
>gets "who /bjj/ here" by Full-Camp Mendes.
>wrestle-fucked by any shitty wrestler at FW
Moves to LW:
>/heem/ by Pettis
>/sackofpotatoes/ by Khabib
>Raped by Square-head Dos Anjos
Sorry, the little Irish faggot is going to die.
>>63902621
Ultimate Surrender is the only heem approved porn site.
was NorthGOAT natty at age 10?
>>63902358
If aldo wins
>shitposting about dana being fucked and conor being btfo
if conor potato wins
>more ebin memes
>>63902296
Will you go away forever when he loses? Yes, yes you will.
Tears
https://youtu.be/tWfCgRXHe2M?t=1023
Literal tears if you think Aldo is winning
>>63902663
but dana no hespekch him
>>63902850
>implying he will ever lose
>>63902783
his coach 4'11 or something?
>>63902888
>literal
casual as fuck senpai
would honestly rather Weidman posting than this shit
>>63902916
Conor is Ronda.
>>63902572
>implying anyone gives a fuck about aldo
if you dont speak english there is literally no money to be made from you considering america is the only place where ppvs arent free
Look into my eyes little man
>>63902996
Ok newb, Conor trains ufc way longer than rhonder
>>63903086
Ireland you really are pathetic.
>>63902662
I updated this for you
>>63903086
>trains ufc
>rhonder
when will these mouth breathers leave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhnJu1ar6Hw&feature=youtu.be
got damn conor is looking thick
>>63903075
Lets get closer, I want to smell his pussy.
>>63903118
hahaha nice!
>>63903169
>vicariously living through a manlet
What will you do when the meme dies? Will you kill yourself?
>>63903118
kek
nice and flowy lads
I visualize the flow of the discussions here, the sequences, the memes, I see all dese tings.
Why are a lot of Irishmen Liverpool FC fans? Do you think Conor is?
When I see Conor these days doing press and promotion I see a look. A look I saw yesterday in fact. A look I saw on the face Klitschko yesterday when he realized he was really fighting Fury. When I see Conor I see a scared little twerp. A small barking dog who is scared of the real man. When I see him his voice is cracking, his eyes all watery. He looks like he wants to cry. He knows what is coming and is terrified because there's nothing he can do about it. No ground game, meme kicks will be outdone. Jose will destroy Mini McGregor. King Aldo will reign supreme
how long until jon goes on another coke binge?
post yfw aldo doesn't show up
>>63903533
Didn't you hear? Jon isn't a crackhead, he's a pothead. Said so himself.
>>63903492
YOU SEE NOTIN IN MY EYES
>>63903604
>UpsetTauntingLeprechaun
>>63903606
Nice shop
all this talk of mcgregor/aldo im just here like
>>63903604
>MemeGregors that can't andul the bantz
>>63903688
Weidman misses chest day everyday. Done on purpose so he can make MW I would assume.
Going to get this started. December is almost here lads, and I think the easiest way to get both the Edgar vs Mendes fight night and UFC 194 done is to take picks for Edgar vs Mendes this week and 194 next week. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. Make your responses as specific as you feel they need to be.
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>>63903688
Hope he loses desu
>>63903688
Listen, I love you
>>63903752
Mendes
Barboza
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63903752
>Frankie Edgar
>Tony Ferguson
>Joe Lauzon
>Ryan LaFlare
I'm sorry, but did Brendan Schaub already get knocked out? Oh, that's right. His career isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only just started. Does losing to Travis Browne really count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when his career is still going? The fights are still happening right now and Big Brown has been ELITE for how many years now? He had one of the toughest fights of all-time and just happened to only fight other people with bad training camps. But you know what? Brendan Schaub is still the best heavyweight in the UFC. Cro Cop is one of the worst fucking fighters in MMA history, he lucked out against Gonzaga and was busted for PEDs. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Brendan wins a championship and Fedor gets exposed and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the memes just came in and they're saying Big Brown has a glass jaw, just like before. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these "small dick bandit" memes cause you're secretly a manlet and your podcast doesn't have 2 million downloads a month while living in Los Angeles and being friends with Bryan Callen. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking conservatives on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing. Lose my number bro.
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
What's with all this McGregor hate?
The guys is a true visionary for the sport. His approach to the game will change how we see MMA in general.
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/jack-slack-conor-mcgregor-is-the-future-of-mixed-martial-arts
>>63903752
no love for PVZ card?
>>63903580
>yeah, guys i dont do coke i'm just a pothead
>tests positive for coke, not marijuana
jon pls, nigga likes to party and i cant blame him
but for fucks sake hire a driver
>>63903752
Frankie by decision
Edson Barboza by meme kicks
Lauzon by rear naked choke
LaFlare by decision
#JoinTheTeam
>>63903752
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63903833
Said crackhead, not "does cocaine once a year".
I don't believe it anyway.
>>63903752
gonna get my picks in early this time cuz i was late last time
>Pierce via wrestling
>lauzon via lauzoning
>ferguson via barrel roll
>edgar via smothering
>>63903789
Good rewrite of the classic.
Also I went on YouTube and typed MMA and put today for the time frame. Could you heem him?
https://youtu.be/eZ_FO886s7I
Who is ready for the Embedded episodes for Aldo vs McGregor? Literally mentally preparing myself for the bants.
>>63903752
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63903752
Mendes
Ferguson
Dunham
Pierce
>>63903752
mendes
ferguson
lauzon
laflare
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
Laflare
>>63903897
post u working a heavy bag bro
Was the prelim card for Korea worth watching?
I only checked out the main card and really enjoyed it, that crowd was fantastic. Plz no spoil plz.
>>63903916
I hope Aldo discovers a magical shower-head that he talks to, and I hope McGregor goes bowling with pins adorned with Aldo's head and gutters the entire time.
>>63903970
Yeah not bad. Only one slow fight that I can recall
>>63903829
Would have done it if there was more time, but didn't really feel like the card was good enough to constitute cutting time for genuinely good cards short
>>63903752
Mendes
Barboza
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63903916
>McBedded
>tfw had a dream about mma and the only thing I remember is Bruce Buffer saying "and when out action begins your referee in charge.. Steve Maserati"
Don't know why I found that so funny when I woke up
>>63903789
Arlovski lost to Brett Rogers, who lost to to Barnett who lost to Cro Cop who got decapitated by Big Brown. Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.
This can be applied a step further to the Travis Browne . Browne just lost to Andrei Arlovski who, as we've established, is inferior to Based Big Brown. Therefore, Schaub > Arlovski > Browne. This also applies to when Arlovski beat big Country.
Schaub beats Gonzaga, who beat rothwell.
Therefore
Schaub > Gonzaga > Rothwell
>Brendan Schaub
Undisputed GOAT
15-0 record
11-0 in the UFC
>>63904049
I had a dream about MMA too, except it was the Frankie vs Mendes fight and it was boring as fuck and Chad won a decision. I don't even remember the fight, just vivid images of Chad getting his hand raised and thinking "Wow that was awful"
I don't dream about MMA much.
>>63904049
>heem dreem
>>63903897
I'd Rothwell him in 1
>>63903968
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfMm3vjs_G0
How do you feel knowing I could fuck you up?
>>63904073
Brendan is cutting down to LHW to challenge Cormier and Bones.
>>63904109
>Not Available
Is it set to private?
>>63904024
ok I'll just add this to the list with Maia/LaFlare then cunt
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63904264
Can't get over how easily Travis Browne fucked him up. Then it turns out that Travis Browne is shit.
>>63903752
Edgar by DEC
Barboza by R2 KO
Lauzon by DEC
LaFlare by DEC
>>63903752
Chad Mendes
Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon
Ryan LaFlare
>>63904332
Yeah Schaub is absolute trash. He got KO'd dead by fuckin big nog in the first round.
>>63904332
I feel the same way. I was confused at first when he btfo a couple times, then realized i was tricked and he is actually a turd.
>>63903752
Mendes
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>Joe Duffy's face when Conor says he would like avenge his loss
Why is Joe so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFkoF0IzXeg
>>63904577
>"you beat nobody at 145"
>Chad is sat right next to him
>"you think you gonna come up to 155..."
"YEE HAW"
got to laugh
>>63904773
Cerrone vs McGregor would be a wild fight
>>63904773
>Mendes next to him.
>Pea head behind him.
i had a chuckle
>>63904169
That's alright, my love for you is unconditional britbro
>>63904577
I CAN CHANGE YOUR BUM LIFE
>>63904773
Mendes face right after he says it is priceless.
>>63904796
And they've already started the bantz
>>63903752
Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza
Joe Lauzon
Ryan LaFlare
>I've deduced that Chadwick miniature Mendes shall best Franklin Edgar II in combat
>>63905032
It is apparent that you are, in fact, a fucking plank.
>>63904902
CHAT
Chad only stands to lose fans by beating frankie
>>63905091
SHIT
I bet my dad could heem your dad
>>63905273
My dad could heem your dad with banter
>>63904577
god i hope aldo wrecks him
>>63905222
GET
>>63905375
MEMED
ON
SON
Anyone have Pendred vs Breese webm?
So, why is the Dec 11 card so fucking empty? Are they all gonna be TUF fighters or what?
MOVEMENT
>>63905600
MONEY
>>63905594
Yes
That's why it's called the TUF 22 Finale and not UFC Fart Night #whatever
>>63905679
Still, usually the cards aren't as barren and unknown before the fight, even for TUF finales
>>63905624
MEMES
I literally can't get over how fucking great the coming weeks are going to be in terms of fights lads. I just want to shout it from the rooftops.
>>63905954
Same, but that's racist over here and I don't want to be lynched.
>>63905869
It's on course to have like 10-12 fights, seems like a pretty normal number to me
>>63905954
I wish I had friends that were into MMA as much as I am
>>63906195
Doesn't it suck having no one to talk MMA with irl? Almost feels like MMA is taboo over here.
>>63906250
Of the friends I know who are into MMA, one only watches the main events and if a guy he recognises is fighting, the other looks up spoilers on Reddit and if I chuck a good fight on he looks up what's going to happen in advance, and the others only care if Ronda or Conor are fighting
>>63906553
The friends I have only know of MMA by "that girl that was in Fast and Furious".
>>63905954
Dec 10-12 is the real Christmas
>>63904577
love his talking, but the way he puts the mic down and sits there with his hands folded.
>>63906895
Then that makes Dec 19 new years eve
but then on New Years Eve we have the return of both Fedor and Sakuraba!!! AHHHHHHH
>>63905582
who dis qt3.14?
>>63907100
And two days after Rizin we get Lawler vs Condit
December 10-January 2 confirmed GOAT month for modern MMA
>>63907409
Yuichiro Nagashima I'm pretty sure.
>>63907542
>>63907409
>>63905582
Seo Hee Ham
>>63907542
i think i found my sheem crush
Who /Hunt/ here?
>someone finally stopped Tom
>mfw Conor is next
>>63908361
thx man found her allready, didn't watch the korea fight night, did she deserve the win or was it home turf ?
christopher mccandless
>>63909004
It was a fun fight for sure and at first watch I thought it was close, but went the right way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUJJgCmXjQs
Heem Theme atm
>>63908617
Hunt's my husbando for sure
>>63908617
Honestly how can you NOT be a fan of Hunt? No boring fights, no halfassed performances, no bullshit. He goes in there and leaves it all in the cage every time
>>63909219
There is something about Rose's facial features and skin that just screams to me that she has an exceptionally beautiful pussy.
And obviously we all know Cat's is something special as well. It's odd to see them posing in a picture together.
>>63909607
now when you said it, i see it too, innie probably
>>63909385
terrib. stoppage
>>63908617
Everyone is /Hunt/ desu.
>>63909805
brah I know youre trolling but seriously that first punch put Bigfoot in the twilight zone
>>63909913
he got dropped
i like seeing fighters get pounded completely out when they get dropped
>>63909898
Goddamn, what a savage. There are exceptionally few people on this earth with the necessary tools to knock out Hunt
Are you a fightfan? Do you have steam?
If so join the group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/heemsleepy
>>63910316
anyone can do it, as long as Hunt's fighting on two weeks notice.
>>63910388
you guys should get Mortal Kombat X it's on sale on Steam rn
>>63910463
Street Fighter is better.
>>63909607
>>63909710
Would you take a big sniff of both their pussies?
>>63910388
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/heemsleepy
That's proper gay lad
>>63910410
>took a fight on 2 week's notice to fight at elevation in Mexico City
>was dominating the fight until Werdum landed that one knee
Fuck man, my heart was pounding that whole fight. I thought he was really going to do it, too
>>63910548
Not hers.
>>63910607
Why not? What does her facial structure say?
>>63910548
I would love to sniff their pussies and assholes
Anyone else really looking forward to Mitrione/Browne?
>>63910697
What else would you do to them?
>>63910755
#5 vs #13? No one sees an issue with that?
I think if I was a fighter in the UFC and was about to walk out to the biggest fight of my life, I would absolutely play Jerusalem.
Bonus if it was in England and my fellow countrymen came together and blasted this at the top of their lungs.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
However, they're more likely to blast this.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>63910765
Lay down in the bathtub and have them piss all over me. Rose can piss on my face and Cat can use her chubby pussy to piss all over my balls
>>63910904
For fucks sake, Cat is so hot.
>>63910904
>>63910965
take it easy lads, she's a mom
>>63911106
I'd be that little shits daddy.
>>63911106
lucky boy~
>>63911106
>ywn say "mommy no!' as Cat squeezes your cock and balls as had as she possibly can
>>63911190
The outline of her pussy is getting me solid.
>>63911220
Why even live?
>>63911168
Boy's going to have a hell of an Oedipal complex one day, what with all the wrestling around they do on instagram together, not to mention the foot massages and random touchy horseplay. I almost feel sorry for him.
>Cat Zingano
>Misha Tate
>Randa Markos
>Jessica Eye
>Jessica Penne (pre JJ ass whoopin')
>>63903752
>Chad Mendes
>Edson Barboza
>Joe Lauzon
>Mike Pierce
>>63911301
I'd throw Sara McMann in there too. Got a mad sexual attraction to that ass.
Bethe Correia too, again, attracted to ugly women that pack nice asses.
Felice Herrig because I'm attracted to trannys.
Aisling Daly because I'm English and dominating the Irish is what we do tbqh
>>63911391
>Felice Herrig because I'm attracted to trannys.
>Aisling Daly because I'm English and dominating the Irish is what we do tbqh
>>63911301
>>63911391
m8s how can you forget about the karate hottie?
>>63911301
I can only choose 5 for my harem?
>1. Claudia Gadelha
>2. Felice Herrig
>3. Cat Zingano
>4. Sara McMann
>5. Julianna Pena
>tfw best taste
>>63911474
I don't like Asians pham
>>63911474
Have you seen her without makeup? Pretty underwhelming.
>>63911301
how is sarah kaufman ranked that high
she literally shouldn't be involved in athletics
Also I'm extremely attracted to Cyborg. Her mix of phat ass, tranny looking face just drives me mad. I would never admit this irl though.
connor mcgregor got famous by acting american
>>63911489
1. Rose
2. PVZ
3. Michelle Waterson
4. Jessica Eye
5. Ronda (fuck the haters)
>>63911566
Bros, every chick is gunna look worse without makeup
>>63911620
she's not as ugly in person desu. still ugly but if it weren't for all the roids and punchin' she'd be a solid 'meh.'
>>63911620
i would love to feel her strength desu
>>63911592
This is so true, Where the fuck is Alexis Davis??????
>>63911689
>>63911718
She's the one fighter I wish had a massive cock.
>>63911649
lmao at pic
also pretty basic picks
>>63911301
how is tecia torres 5, she is undefeated and beat rose
>>63911735
She's prego isn't she?
>>63911747
>>63911718
>gee i wonder where this fetish could have started from.
>>63911301
is amanda nunes really good or just another overhyped ufc puppet
>>63911845
She's legit af pham
>>63911788
She got her ass kicked on tuf, twice... and really only beat rose on volume. Rose made it to the championship and has been a submission machine.
>>63911974
Delete this.
>>63911974
Good post Brazil, but this is against the rules. I advise you to delete this post before the mods get here!!!
>>63911845
Medium. She could have some good wins in her still.
>>63912008
>>63912023
Clitdick is relevant to the current MMA climate because there are women who abuse steroids.
>>63911974
Thanks faggot my boss just complimented me on my lurking prowess
>>63912071
late night at the office?
>>63912065
Yes and those women are known as "Brazilians".
>>63912065
You were told once. Delete this or I will get your IP,fly to you favela and knock you out.
>>63910410
>>63910595
>mfw Mark Hunt had better cardio in Mexico City with two weeks notice than Cain did
>>63911532
To be absolutely candid with you my comrade, my entire attraction to her comes from watching her fight. There's just something about watching women throw down hard...
>>63912097
Holly Holm too.
>>63912141
I'd love to chew on her snatch.
>>63912128
I've never been very impressed with her fighting ability..
>>63912141
>picture of thin bikini with no visible clitdick
So... what's your point? Are you only pretending to be retarded?
>>63912322
webm party.
>>63912159
I will fight you.
To the death, even.
>>63912484
What's a fight you think she looked good in?
>>63912512
Awkward
>>63912562
Edgar would do that to Conor for 5 rounds but he would be able to keep him down.
>>63912571
Will probably never happen. I bet conor moves up in weight after beating aldo.
>>63912584
I agree but it will be after he loses to Aldo.
>yfw Cerrone and McGregor both lose and they fight in the co main of UFC 200
>>63902200
Comfy as fuck to be honest, used to be a lurker for the longest time, then the memes started.
>>63902251
tbqhl (to be quite honest lads) you fucking brits hurt my feelings with the falklands talk sometimes
>>63902358
Aldo has to win to stop the memes.
>>63903752
Frankie
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
(disclaimer: this picks can be changed after weigh-ins)
>>63912645
Yeah, the fighter with the highest ko % in the ufc is a total meme.
>>63912571
fuuuuck Edgar vs Conor is such an interesting fight
>>63912645
>stopping the memes
All that will happen if Conor loses is a meme vacuum will form, and there are always more memes ready to rise to the top.
Image related, another meme getting ready to crack the meme ceiling and blossom into a true meme among memes.
(memes)
>>63912634
Sorry lad. Have an Aldo satisfying Edgar's foot fetish webm.
>>63912645
>>63912712
>stopping the memes
Impossible. No matter what the result of McGregor v Aldo it's sure to cause a tsunami of shitposting from either side. It's inescapable, embrace the darkness
guys this is one of the best rogan videos ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxYSleOX6c
>>63913018
>Being this new
Yes, it indeed is.
>>63912469
that is the kind of face joe would have on a nice leisurely boat ride too, fuckers too intense.
anybody got a pic of dana crying i need it for a meme
>>63903688
he literally looks like he only trained his biceps
>>63913116
ha that's a good one, got any more sad dana's?
>>63913133
dont talk shit on The Chris you fuckin queers
>>63913152
shitpost tbqh
>>63913133
L A N K L E T
A
N
K
L
E
T
>season-ending pregnancy
>>63910058
Nah bro all about safety bro we watch people get punched in the fucking face until they can't continue for entertainment but we gotta look out for their safety bro
>>63913187
to be honest bro i agree with you bro
I like to see long carrers bro
>>63913149
>>63913168
>be pro athlete
>do only bicep curls as your strength training
>>63913199
I'm not saying we gotta let them get their fucking head cracked open every fight, but if we can stop these standing stoppages and when a fighter's been in a bad spot for a long while but is still completely fine than that'd be great. Even worse when smug fucks tell me I'm some savage for preferring my fights to end decisively, I mean take a look at Hunt vs Bigfoot, Hunt was mounted and getting wrecked for like a minute and a half and he went on to fight just fine.
>>63913200
>fighting drunk people
fish in a barrel, m9
>>63913219
It really depends on the fighter. There are some fighters that don't have the chin to handle that kind of punishment. Schaub for example.
>>63913219
dumb savage
>>63913229
is it possible to heem a fish
>>63913018
>produced by Reebok
>>63913219
I'm with you, Ausfriend.
>>63913240
Why do you even like MMA if you don't like seeing people get hurt? I don't get it.
>>63913251
That's quite the beating right there.
>>63908672
Conor's already been stopped
>>63908617
Stipe gave him a beating he will never forget
>>63913251
sheeeeeeiit mnigga
>>63911301
>Carla Espaza no. 2 after that beating she took from Joanna champ
Wew
>>63913251
>WORLSTAR
>it's two white hicks
what
>>63913290
She's beaten ranked #3-5 dude
>>63913251
That was actually quite beautiful.
>>63903752
>Edgar
>Barboza
>Dunham
>LaFlare
>>63913246
>he's never seen The Little /heem/-maid
>>63913246
must be some dumbass riding in a river with asian carp and trying to round house one jumping at him?
>>63903752
Chad
Fergie
Lauzon
LaFlare
pls stop posting cards when europ is sleepin it hurts
>>63913290
115's a weird place. Lots of atomweights, a few drained flyweights, and a smattering of natural 115ers
post yfw one of your predictions is right
>>63913572
>picking against Pierce
>ever
what's a good song for ronda to get holly heemed to?
>>63913585
I think he is too old and he is getting ressled by the younger Ryan
>>63913585
That knee is destroyed tbqh.
>>63913585
I picked him against Paulyarez and got burned for it
>>63913604
That's exactly what I thought Ryan would do to Maia, and look what haaapppeennneeeddd
>>63913676
Well Maia is one of the best grapplers in the ufc, Pierce isn't
>>63903752
Edgar via vigorous wrestlefucking
Ferguson by R3 RNC
Lauzon by R2 TKO
LaFlare by DEC
Going for my 3rd win if everything goes according to plan
>>63913698
>edgar
already lost m8
>>63913704
Let's just see who gets goof'd on fight night, pal
Reminds me of a certain heavyweight
>>63913676
You can't just outwrestle Maia.
>>63913290
there is alot of 115 talent out there. laterneau would merc her. lots of unsigned and low fight( in the ufc) talent as well
>>63913747
>woman
>talent
>the current year flag.jpg
>>63913724
but cain won't fight as much as edgar has
>>63913740
unless your weidman, weidman out-wrestles and guard passes everyone.
>>63913756
115 will be more talent rich then 135 in 18 months, if it isn't already. and it's top 10 will be more interesting then FLW mens.
>>63913766
>115 will be more talent rich then 135 in 18 months, if it isn't already.
Actually it already is
I just got banned for not using spoiler tags on /tv/
I was talking about The Book of Eli fuggen lel
also what is your favourite poster for a mixed martial arts event?
>>63913782
that's a rare Wany
Here, have a somewhat rare Dana in exchange
>>63903752
Frankie
Barboza
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63913740
I expected him to keep it on the feet, using his wrestling in reverse* and his pretty decent hands to outpoint a nice victory. Instead he got taken to memecity by a 500 year old Maia.
*thanks, Goldie
>>63913823
Remember when Maia completely embarrassed Neil Magny? That was a good feeling.
>>63913794
Anyone got some rare Fertittas?
>>63913823
Check Maia's record.
Everyone talks shit on the guy, but his record is solid as fuck.
His only losses were to
>Rory MacDonald (one of the best WW)
>Chris Weidman (The best MW right now)
>Mark Munoz [in his prime] (pretty good MW)
>Anderson Silva (best MW EVER)
>TRT Nate Marquardt (A FUCKING destroyer of worlds)
Is you really tough Memeflare would win against him your predictions skills are shite m8
Schaub
Is Mir elite?
>>63913858
no
Maybe he was
Schaub
>>63913850
You want the truth, you bitch!? Huh!? You bitch!? I was super high on LaFlare. I liked his hands, I liked his ringcraft, and he showed well against eternal tough out Court McGosh. I was absolutely certain he was going to walk into that cage, keep Maia at arm's length, touch him up with constant boxing work, and deflate that Brazilian arena with a solid UD. Seeing him lose so thoroughly, with barely any good moments... it was me who got deflated. I will forever curse his name and call him a shit because he hurt me emotionally by losing when I most wanted him to win. ._.
Also I think Pierce won both the Hendricks fight and the Koscheck fight.
If Rose beats Paige she gets in a title shot?
>>63913930
she is #2. fights carla for the shot
>>63903752
FRANKIE
BARBOZA
LAUZON
LAFLARE
Bout order hasn't been finalized anywhere I can find, btw
>>63914032
Dana's wife.
>>63914010
Do you think it's going to be like ufc 94 100 years ago where BJ Penn said a lot of things, GSP was hurt, then GSP demolished him and there was "controversy"?
Ufc 193 and 93 had similarities
>>63914040
STELLAAAAA
>>63914045
Welterweight Georges St-Pierre (c) def. B.J. Penn TKO (corner stoppage)
Light Heavyweight Lyoto Machida def. Thiago Silva KO (punch)
Light Heavyweight Jon Jones def. Stephan Bonnar Decision (unanimous)
Welterweight Karo Parisyan vs. Dong Hyun Kim No Contest (overturned)
Lightweight Clay Guida def. Nate Diaz Decision (split) (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Preliminary card
Welterweight Jon Fitch def. Akihiro Gono Decision
turn this card into 194 then?
who is who. fitch is uriah? gsp is aldo, bj is mcgoober.....
>>63914093
Holloway is Jones. A simple man destined for goat status
>>63914108
Holloway already lost. Twice. Poirier strangled the shit out of him.
>>63914117
Holloway now is a very different animal from the man back then!
>>63914117
Matt Hammill beat bones in one round and didn't even have to throw a punch what's your point
>>63914117
Holloway is only 23 now. He is years always from his physical prime
>>63914125
Jones was always an animal.
>>63914093
Romero is Parysian, an old bitch who will never be seen again after some middling foreigner scares him
>>63914144
Jones shouldn't be your standard of what a strong prospect looks like, he is on a different level than nearly every other UFC athlete.
>>63914134
Most young starters are physically spent by the time they complete their skill-sets, unfortunately.
>>63914150
Yeah, well, he drew the link between them, not me.
The UFC wants Aldo to win, make no mistake. McGregor's Mayweather-money talk needs ending, quick. A loss will crush his bargaining power, and he can still make money for Zuffa.
>>63914093
shit, looking through 194 and had noted covington is fighting (undefeated WW, went to parties with jones in college when they were roommates), but he is fighting another undefeated WW. that's the second undefeated showdown in the ufc at WW this year, think we have had at least 4 showdowns of undefeated fighters in total this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR4SITHxF9s
>>63913251
*flicks jab*
*loads up on overhand right*
beautiful
>>63914227
Well there's your Macheetoh v. Silva
>>63914265
Oh shit conspiracy confirmed
When the fuck is CM Punk fighting?
>>63914346
he is fighting at the gym everyday
>>63914265
watch it slow motion. temple shot from mark hunt is evolution telling you to retire
>>63914353
Nice sarcastic reply m8, you know what I meant.
>>63914346
after he is healed maybe in 2016 sometime. ufc has actually other 0-0 mma fighters signed. though one is going to the Olympics this year then will show up in the ufc after that
>>63914346
Another undefeated WW
honestly probably never at this point I just can't see any narrative that makes sense or any fight that makes sense
I don't think they'd waste him on an FN and I also don't think he will win
Is Tom Breese a future title contender?
>>63914392
feed him more to find out. he beat a very strong stall master, let's get him a different opponent type. hopefully he fights in london
>>63914367
talk to me like that again and ill fuck you up
>>63914413
kek sure thing nigga
>>63914409
yeah, I really do hope he fights in London. I was in Dublin when he heemed Pendred, was one of the very few who celebrated when he won and got some abuse.
>>63914392
please for the love of God I've been asking for two threads now puhhleeeaaasseee can someone post the Pendred/Breese webm
>>63914425
which juan
>>63914449
fkin safe bruv that'll do nicely
wouldn't say no to a realtime one if you have it though
so what do we think about le paki Finland man vs England's brave Mike 'am de fookin woria mayte' Wilkinson?
Pretty much a guaranteed win for England right?
>>63914510
I like that fight, hope Wilko can take it but he's had a long layoff
>>63914510
paki? he's a iranian kurd?
markwan has such short ufc fights, so does rockhold mind you, rockhold hasn't gone the distance since winning a decision over 5 rounds against kennedy in strikeforce, he also won a 5 rounder over jacare there too.
>>63914605
>you have to be from Pakistan to be a paki
nope
>>63914614
kinda yeah, or at least one of the muslim stans to the northwest of pakistan. or kasmir/western india.
ethnicity is narrower then that. it's like calling an irishman a scott
>>63903752
mini mendes via split
ferguson via HEEM
lauzon via sub
pierce via whocares
>>63914093
>def. B.J Penn TKO (corner stoppage)
>TKO (corner stoppage)
>(corner stoppage)
>"""""legend"""""
>quits in his corner
Pick one
>>63914627
>“Conor has no right coming up to [155]. There’s no way,” Cerrone said. “He’s not gonna stand a chance. We’re too big for him; we’re too strong. So you can take your little English ass and get on.”
>>63914605
>>63914614
>>63914627
at least he isnt a crazy muslim
>inb4 he is
kurds in that region are secular
Post yfw Page, Sage and McGregor all lose.
>>63914775
>McGregor
see >>63914169
>>63914666
>conor goes up to 155
>gets wrestlefucked and memekicked to death by Pettis, Cerrone and RDA
>>63914369
The big chechnyan wrestler? WHat's his name?
>>63914810
The only person who'd give him trouble is RDA cause of muh wrestling. The rest, he would KO them stiff.
>>63901472
top tier meme
>>63912463
/heem/ told me leg kicks were a meme
>>63912512
That Aldo at the end?
>>63915052
mendes
>>63914950
you're underselling cowboy af. Dude kicks better than conor and fights at the same range. 100% better grappler as well.
>>63914510
Makwan is going to sub him in the first.
>>63914973
puke
>>63915052
>>63915059
pretty sure it's BJ
>>63915370
It is BJ in that webm.
>>63915059
Mendes did it too but he back flipped back into the pool after he jumped out, during one of the 189 embedded I believe.
>>63915427
Here is Chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8mujKQlIWE
>>63915370
>>63915434
Pathetic display from Connor desu
>>63915444
He got that jump later in the day. It is all just memery taken out of context.
http://youtu.be/O93Di2_RBHU
Conor isn't a natural athlete, but he works hard and is persistent.
>>63915454
m8 it doesn't count if he gives himself a little run up
With Romero out is Jacare going to be pulled from the card?
if this horse wins then it confirms mcgregor heems aldo
>>63915575
what are you talking about bro?
>>63915598
It's for the best if you delete this post within the next 7 minutes.
>>63915593
Just found out this weekend my sister is moving to SoCal. She better not be meeting up with DockBro.
remember lads, every memekick has its price
>>63915634
>sister
>dockbro
You really shouldn't worry.
pro tip: his name isn't dockbro because of his occupation
>>63903752
>Fronkie
>Ferguson
>Lauzon
>Pierce
>i'm no longer interested in Yoel Romero
>>63915683
how come you give Jeffrey shit for that but not Ariel for saying the same thing about Assuncao?
>>63914459
I got the very end, but it's a bit short. The very first shot Breese hit Cathal with was a great bit of pugilism.
Also unrelated to Cathal / Breese, but on the same card... Stevie Ray's last moment takedown of Lebout was pretty cool stuff.
>>63915344
Hey puke all you want but come New Year's Eve you're gonna be tuning in to watch her fight!
(she's fighting a 33 year old professional wrestler who appears to have zero martial arts experience)
((it's gonna be great))
>>63915781
does she have a picture of herself on her phone case? god, i hate women.
>>63915781
>tfw I won't be completely alone this New Years
Thank you based Rizin
>mfw 194 remains unblemished until the weigh ins but Conor fails to make weight
what does a woman's vagina feel like?
>>63915891
If Aldo or Conor misses weight Dana is going to start cutting off body parts.
>>63915908
like warm apple pie
>>63915781
>6 ft. 2 in. (1m88)
>235 lbs. (106kg)
h-help
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/11/30/9818314/rizin-heavyweight-tournament-draw-results-from-japan-mma
So the 29th is going to feature the preliminaries for a heavyweight tournament, then the finals will be on the New Years card along with Fedora return
MASON WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN
>>63915891
implying dana and lorenzo wouldn't spin it into some catchweight garbage
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the next week of fights.
>>63915964
>caring about belts
>caring about weightclassea
all that matters is that they both show up to fight, I don't care about anything else.
>>63915908
an alien carcass
What is the single greatest moment in all of MMA?
Honda getting heem'd?
>>63903752
Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza
Joe Lauzon
Ryan Laflare
Event: UFC Fight Night 80: "Namajunas vs. VanZant"
Date: Thurs., Dec. 10, 2015, on UFC Fight Pass
Location: Chelsea at The Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas, Nevada
UFC Fight Night 80 Main Event:
115 lbs.: Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
UFC Fight Night 80 Main Card (10 p.m. ET):
155 lbs.: Jim Miller vs. Mike Chiesa
155 lbs.: Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
185 lbs.: Thiago Santos vs. Elias Theodorou
UFC Fight Night 80 Prelims (7 p.m. ET):
170 lbs.: John Howard vs. Tim Means
170 lbs.: Omari Akhmedov vs. Sergio Moraes
185 lbs.: Kevin Casey vs. Antonio Carlos Junior
145 lbs.: Johnny Eduardo vs. Aljamain Sterling
170 lbs.: Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Andreas Stahl
170 lbs.: Michael Graves vs. Danny Roberts
145 lbs.: Phillipe Nover vs. Zubaira Tukhugov
115 lbs.: Kailin Curran vs. Emily Kagan
Lol, that should teach aljamain about speaking out against Dana.
What are you doing to not kill yourselves for the next 10 days
>>63916017
this week will be hard but I'm getting so much weed this weekend it will carry me through
>>63916015
Holy shit predictionkuck thinks he's too good to take picks for that card.
>>63916030
he's a dummy taking them this far out too
>>63916017
>10 days to fight night
>10 fighters on ,akin card of 194
Each day is devoted to studying the entire Fightography of a selected fighter on the maincard. Today is Holloway day.
>>63916025
so you only get high on the weekends?
>>63916030
Looking it over it actually is solid all around. Like filled with decent midcarders and a lot more talent than an average lellator show.
>>63915548
what? Yoel is out?
>>63916066
no but I only buy twice a month and then however long it lasts I just have to deal with it
I have a big problem with it so if I bought it all the time I'd be broke and withdrawing
usually I'm smoking for 10-12 days a month and the rest off it completely. This month I'll pretty much be on it non stop though I deserve the treat
>>63916078
He's meming you mate he want you to look it up and look like a fool
>>63916109
+Juan
You have 10 seconds to justify calling yourself a fight fan
>>63915980
I agree completely, but I still think it would be funny to see how Dana/Lorenzo would spin it. They're obsessed with their dumb ranking system and hate catchweight superfights.
>people are going to say Aldo is past his prime
>no one will acknowledge that he is off his roids
>>63916240
You seem to have some solid evidence. You should let the USADA know. They could use somebody with your supernatural abilities ro detect PEDS.
Pro tip: you literally have no idea when or if Aldo or Mcgregor has used PEDS, what kinds they have possibly used, or if they are still using.
>>63916259
Thanks literal Jim.
daily reminder the only people who think Aldo is/was juicing are the redditors
back to r/mma
it's good to see aldo finally facing a better striker
>>63916278
You were ironically accusing Aldo of using peds and only stopping now because of the USADA?
Great prank
>>63916343
Thanks /heem/ mod.
Requesting webm of Aldo's turn around knee-to-face KO
after conor wins
>don't worry edgar will beat him
>>63916333
It will be interesting. That is what is most intriguing to me about this match. Aldo has fought wrestlers who try to work their way into shooting range while Aldo keeps the distance. Even his takedowns are usually the result of the other person moving in and Aldo changing levels to a takedown. He is going to have to get used to a completely different range than he has been used to in his other fights. Presumably, the roles will be reversed in this fight and Aldo will be trying to move in to fight closer while Conor tries to keep his range with kicks and long jab.
>HEEM after Conor gets BTFO in 1 round
>>63916398
no one cares if that happens, the banter will be shit. the fun will be if conor wins
>>63916348
I'm not a mod though and you're still unable to articulate a point.
>>63916398
me because I've said it all along
>>63916417
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>63916434
I'm sorry you're wrapped up in this you feel the need to say anything just to get the last word and have a sense of winning something in your life. Try to remember that you're anonymous. You can just walk away and nobody will know who you are. Take it away, my friend.
>>63916455
You, pic related >>63916431
>>63916398
New thread where?
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63916510
>girl hits all my fetishes
should Jon Jones really be considered the GOAT?
The biggest advantage Jones has on his competition is his genetic aptitude to maintain distance and leverage in the clinch/wrestling aspects.
Demetrious Johnson on the other hand doesn't have the relative bodytype of Jones in his weightclass and is always able to outwork his competition in all aspects of mixed martial arts.
>>63916570
When was the last time DMJ knocked someone out?
>>63916589
Benavidez
more recent than any Jones knockout lmao @ u
New thread
>>63916593
>>63916593
>>63916593
>>63916605
>7 posts early so you can put a meme image in the OP
shaking my head family
>>63916617
Ur opinion =wgaf
>>63916570
Jones has that killer instinct that few have. He is vicious, incredibly tough and gifted. Johnson is just better in every way in his division. Both are dominant af senpai but i lean to jones because of his mentality
>>63916569
she a coal burner tho
>>63916030
>>63916045
Shut the fuck up.
>>63914973
So pissed that this roidchick is styling on my ab game so hard
>>63916648
>implying that's not sweden's biggest fetish
>>63903752
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63914973
>>63915781
If I was drunk, and it was last call at the bar, I would probably smash if she wasn't a total hue.
>>63903118
she doesn't deserve to be there, desu
>>63916398
>lose 2 rounds to mendes
>IM THE GREATEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD
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