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December 4 - Bellator 147
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Weigh in: https://youtu.be/xsWCwKStnT4
MMADigest update (11/18/15): http://youtu.be/O4nYTlMQGpE
FOX Sports 1 Main Event:
170 lbs.: Neil Magny vs. Kelvin Gastelum
FOX Sports 1 Main Card (10 p.m. ET):
145 lbs.: Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez
125 lbs.: Henry Cejudo vs. Jussier Formiga
170 lbs.: Enrique Marin vs. Erick Montano (TUF: "Latin America 2" welterweight final)
155 lbs.: Enrique Barzola vs. Horacio Gutierrez (TUF: "Latin America 2" lightweight final)
155 lbs.: Efrain Escudero vs. Leandro Silva
FOX Sports 1 "Prelims" (8 p.m. ET):
135 lbs.: Taylor Lapilus vs. Erik Perez
170 lbs.: Bartosz Fabinski vs. Hector Urbina
135 lbs.: Scott Jorgensen vs. Alejandro Perez
145 lbs.: Gabriel Benitez vs. Andre Fili
UFC Fight Pass "Prelims" (6:30 p.m. ET):
170 lbs.: Alvaro Herrera vs. Vernon Ramos
155 lbs.: Cesar Arzemendia vs. Polo Reyes
155 lbs.: Valmir Lazaro vs. Michel Prazeres
Legal free fights
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Ronda va Bethe
https://youtu.be/yKHV3KVDess
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/tYq8vSfBtew
>JJ vs penne
https://youtu.be/wDptf-lY4GA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Magny vs Hyun Gyu Lim
https://youtu.be/ckBhzGSueVw
>Gastelum vs marquardt
https://youtu.be/2psKD2eEEa0
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
Neo-nazis a shit
>>63703283
fuggggg
>>63703293
[BBC xhamster search intensifies]
>>63703293
>>63703399
Do you think Jane from Breaking Bad is attractive?
>>63703448
Very
>>63703643
She doesn't even have the himecut here, why should I care?
>Gus is one dimensional now
>UFC 193 was 10 years ago
>>63703948
It was last week
>>63703948
R-Ronda?
>>63703945
Boxing has always been his strength, nothing weird about that
>>63704089
Right but if thats it then almost fighters are one dimensional because they prefer to stand/wrestle
>>63704173
Gus isn't one dimensional. Don't bother with that spergswede.
Updated. Once this thread maxes out I'm done taking picks
Main Card:
Neil Magny vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez
Jussier Formiga vs. Henry Cejudo
Efrain Escudero vs. Leandro Silva
>>63704089
>>63704173
>sverige x2
There are people on heem, RIGHT NOW, who still haven't joined the team, baka senpai
>>63704293
>Magny
>Lamas
>Cejudo
>Escudero
>>63704293
you missed mine you stupid fuck:
>>63694647
>>63704305
We have been for a long time, he posts the dicks and still clings to boxing
>>63704411
Boxing is pretty cool though.
>>63704446
Boxing is fun to train but boring as fuck to watch
>>63703283
>>63704293
>people actually care about this worthless card
>>63704481
eh, certain fights are. Just like with MMA.
>>63704293
Magny
Sanchez
Formiga
Escudero
>>63704481
>boxing is boring as fuck to watch
heem yourself
>>63704411
>the dicks
what are you on about
>>63704582
Just wanted to say ure very ncie 4 doing this
>>63704542
ducks motherfucker
>>63704582
>no (you)
who is this fraud
>>63704636
>being a cück's cück
>>63704582
B A S E D
>>63704702
goofdude and predictiondude are different people
>>63704702
That happens with predictionzilch. Sometimes he clears his browsing history.
>>63704702
Post the 193 one you'll see plenty with no (you)
>>63704582
I wish I could into PNGs like that. Look at this shit:
>>63704538
>>63704702
This guy is right, I'm not actual predictionc
Oh hey, Holy mentions one french boxer who beat her in the Larry King interview. Apparently, she was (or is?) CRAZY good. Anybody knows anything about her?
Also, I'm guessing there won't be any WSOF or Lion Fight torrent. That makes me sad.
>>63704900
Why would anyone break the law to upload that crap?
>>63704933
>Lion fight
>Crap
What's wrong with you?!
This is literally the only thing standing in the way of Paige Vanzant and a title shot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6f7Nk0zyaE
>>63704900
She didn't just beat her, she sent her through the ropes like Rampage vs Wandy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDHXErdBjo
>>63704900
Yes the fight is on youtube, her name is Ann Marie and she knocks her out hard that she gets dangled on the ropes and almost falls out of the ring. Brutal KO. Holly won the rematch by decision but that chick won purely cause of her reach advantage over her.
>>63705026
They will not feed Paige to JJ if she wins. Gadelha will get the next shot I expect. It would not be good business to send in PVZ to a slaughter.
>>63705026
PVZ is like 2 years away from a title shot. They're gonna wait for JJ to retire tbqh
>>63705065
It would be an even worse idea to let Paige lose before she can get a title shot.
>>63705065
they can only build up Paige so long, and with every fight, the chance of her losing increases.
>>63705094
>fights 3 times in 12 months
>is gonna fight #3 ranked WSW next
who else is she gonna face?
>>63705026
>getting FINISHED by that mexican midget uggo
>>63705044
>>63705064
After a quick google, I think she's still fighting, or at least, had a fight this year.
I dunno why, but I think it would be pretty cool if Ronda ended up training with her for the rematch. Add some extra spice to the whole thing.
>>63705165
No it wouldn't. Nobody sees her as some threat to the title. She is a young prospect. A loss wouldn't hurt her career. Getting mauled by Joanna, however, would be very difficult to come back from.
>>63705168
Frankie Edgar fought cub Swanson, then Uriah Faber, and now Chad mendes and still won't be guarentees a title shot if he wins. Obviously not quite the same situation, but fighters don't necessarily make a straight shot through the ranks to a title shot.
>>63703286
fucken lel
Why doesn't Joanna just give Claudia the belt now?
http://bestinmma.blog*DELETE*spot.com/2015/08/claudia-gadelha-vs-jessica-aguilar-ufc.html
>>63705168
Forgetting she fought an unranked girl before and then was supposed to fight someone ranked #10 who had to drop out cause of injury?
These things are sporadic. If things worked that way, Arlovski would have a title shot but he has to fight maybe 2 more people and win before that even happens.
>>63704582
rekt tbqhf
>>63705199
>if Ronda ended up training with her for the rematch.
She's way taller and just cause she beat Holly, doesn't mean it can be replicated if she trains with her.
>>63705409
holy fuck
>>63705409
He's at Jackson's camp they know what they're doing
>>63705459
I never said it would be a good idea. I said it would add some extra spice (or drama) to the thing, and I stand by that.
>>63705409
there are strawweights that go up 20 pounds in 24 hours
>>63703448
Yes, she's cute.
>Tfw only weigh 130 lbs
>Heaviest I've ever weighed I was 150 lbs
Skelly mode truly is pathetic lads, when I decide to start eating I almost always throw it all up at night.
/blog
>>63705652
your only option is to become an ultramarathon runner
>>63705552
wouldn't put it past GregJacks psychological warfare just to post some picture from before camp when Diego was a fat motherfucker, just to fuck with Lamas' head.
>>63705652
It's OK you're 5'6
>>63705802
Try 5'10"
>>63705829
It's OK you're still a child your metabolism will slow down (also you're still a manlet at 5'10)
>>63704817
Here you go friend
>>63706013
literally HOW
>>63705953
Post your rumblr
>>63706076
>not having a gun on your at all times
>>63705953
>>63705829
Is that 6'8" guy still here? How does it feel knowing you have the same dating prospects as someone who is 5'5"?
5'10" - 6'1" = ideal male height, anything more or less is just varying degrees of bad.
>>63706106
he posted a pic of him and his wife
>>63706099
>being a pussy with a gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6jXCAw5b7I
>>63706052
I do it on my iPad so I do
>take one picture
>drop desired image on top
>erase unwanted parts
>adjust size
>adjust color
>>63706076
>dat 0 ko power
>>63706158
that motorcyclist should be institutionalized
>walking up to a guy in traffic (bad enough)
>he points a loaded gun in your face
>you don't back off
fucking psychopath
>>63706158
Fucking travesty that guy lost his ability to own a gun. I wouldn't have convicted him if he shot that moron in the face.
>>63706208
>Not admiring that elite boxing
was tuf on this week? and if so who has a link?
>>63706158
I fucking HATE bikers.
>>63706352
I fucking HATE cagers.
>>63706352
I'll never forget the day my friend and I got one into an accident. He crashed trying to lose us and we just did a 180 and left.
anyone stupid enough to ride completely exposed among 2 ton metal machines doesn't deserve to right to sue if they get injured
>>63706076
>white "people"
That video really is evidence that bikers are generally fucking idiots. That's not a normal reaction to having a gun pointed in your face. They don't experience fear and consequences properly. That type of person is easily just as dangerous as someone who pulls a gun on someone too quickly.
>>63705409
holy shit, maybe Lamas might be in a little trouble.. the judges loves Diego too
>>63706433
yeah, I have no respect for people who ride in traffic without a helmet or protective clothing. If you bum around the neighborhood maybe it's fine but generally, no.
>>63706555
All a helmet does is keep you conscious to experience the pain of having your torso ripped in half
>>63705409
>#171afterbrunch
so hes like 160-165 in reality
>>63706352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dONyv-Cwkoo
>>63706555
>Dana riding without a helmet at 100 mph.webm
>>63706013
wizardry
>>63706728
holy fuck i hate motorcyclists
>>63705026
>thinking either of them stand a chance
>>63706819
claudia already beat her
joanna is past her prime unfortunately
>>63706728
ya show the part where those cunt rags are weaving around cars at triple the speed limit
>>63706896
>>63706817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Rj9YPbxmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k57ya0y90s4
FightAss members will defend this
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63707117
>that card
>>63707245
you couldn't heem these
>>63707245
You keep saying that but you still won't get in my guard, bro
Do you think GSP without steroids would have won against Diaz?
>>63707117
it has sage and pvz, so its worth watching
>>63707348
How does he win?
>>63707495
Sage dominates the first. He ends up in full mount landing vicious ground and point. sage breaks his hand punching pfisted in the face. Pfisted is saved by the bell. Doctor stops it in between rounds because of Sage's hand.
>>63705861
>you're still a manlet at 5'10
this is a meme, right? 5'10" is literally average height.
Who /sherdog/ here?
>>63707626
>he's not 6ft2
>The haters, they were like, ‘Hey, you’re trying to say that UFC fans are like terrorists?’ I’m like, ‘I didn’t say UFC fans were terrorists. I said fans are terrorists.’ Certain fans act like it. Think about it: What does a terrorist do? They f-cking kill you. They take your life away. They take away certain things. What does a fan do? They kill your dreams, kill motivation.
>>63707626
Its average height of all adult men including people who are elderly, dwarves etc. The true average height of men under 30 is presumably closer to 6ft.
>>63707659
Enjoy your achy joints at 35 and beyond.
I'm 5'5". How do I learn?
>>63707699
http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/21/poll-40-percent-of-millennials-want-speech-censored/
>>63707713
I'd rather that than be the height of a fucking 12 year old
>>63707699
That punctuation.
>>63707737
i'd still fucking kill you with my bare hands
>>63707737
That's fine. I'd rather live comfortably throughout the entirety of my life.
>>63707699
Honestly can't believe he's not getting an absolute wall of shit thrown his way for this. Terrorists? Seriously? Does he know what a terrorist actually is? Has he been paying attention to what happened in Paris?
Stupid as shit to say that a memer is akin to someone who's literally shooting up innocents, bloody hell this is angering me
Uriah Hall a shit
>>63707655
it's so fucking cancerous there it's not even fun
>>63707626
>5'10" is literally average height.
Being average is open to ridicule. Why wouldn't you make fun of someone who gets C's in school? What woman is impressed by a 6 inch penis? Average = WGAF
>>63707779
Wow man, settle down. Your post could be considered borderline terrorism if you really think about it.
>>63703177
Too many broken links, but ok OP.
>>63707495
Why does every one of Northcutts opponents look like weak bitches fighting two weight classes too high? The last guy had fucking bitchtits and no muscle mass...
>>63707699
m8s when he fights can you remind me he said this so I can remember why I want to see him HEEM'd
>>63707805
>implying there's anything wrong with being average in every respect of life
fuck off you special snowflake
>>63707779
That's pretty damn good whoever made the webm.
>>63707805
>Only thing he has to brag about is his height
Heh
>>63707826
I'll probably be posting it every day tbqh. I want you all to understand what you're are doing with your words. Think about it.
>>63707626
>average
>>63707843
>>63707855
>being not only short, but mental midgets too
>>63707823
They'll match him up with a real nigga like Kevin Lee next fight.
Who is your favorite manlet fighter? I like Conor McGregor
Can we please see Cyborg heem Tony Hinchcliffe
>>63707907
a woman literally bending down to shake your hand how embarrassing
>>63707907
He referred to Conan as a giant on Embedded.
>tfw Donald Trump is as big as Josh Barnett
>>63707891
>
>>63707907
Kekstafsson
>>63707950
Does anyone have the video of Barnett keking Rampage in training?
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/jose-aldo-injured-questionable-for-ufc-194-bout-with-conor-mcgregor
i-it will be just as good with Frankie r-right?
>>63707907
>tfw you realize mma is literally a haven for manlets who failed at real sports
>>63708017
MMA is a haven for unathletic whiteboys who saw a jiu jitsu school at their favorite strip mall and decided to walk in one day. Thankfully this is changing.
>>63707891
you gotta be able to handle the banter if you're a manlet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LrR7xfXgEc
Post your height and your favorite fighter
>>63708169
5'6
fedor
>>63708169
5'5" JBJ
>>63708181
>>63708220
4'9"
Demetrious Johnson
Is there a fight companion tonight?
>>63708332
No.
>>63706076
lol wtf is that cub swanson?
>>63708181
185 cm
Dana
Post fighters you hate for no apparent reason.
>GO
How many bongs till this shit starts
ISIS is allegedly targeting WWE Survivor Series in the US tomorrow.
Oh lord, first the exodus to /asp/ and now this? I hope the manchildren don't an hero.
http://www.inquisitr.com/2581498/wwe-news-fbi-confirms-report-of-isis-potentially-targeting-survivor-series/
>>63708631
1 bong 20 bings
>>63704293
you forgot about me
>>63697840
>>63697840
>>63707724
God damn it, i fucking hate millennials
>>63708034
You mean an above average height guy standing next to Shaq, Chris Bosch and Charles Barkley looks short???
>>63708683
you are one though
>>63708643
Surely this is bullshit
For what possible reason would they want to attack WWE
Seriously though someone needs to sort this shit out somehow
>>63708690
>bosch
>>63708643
Apparently they're going to attack like 10 places tomorrow
>yfw ISIS are blowing everyone the fuck out
>>63708468
I used to be a huge fan of him and his athletic drive, and then he started getting injured while not even defending his title... for almost two years straight... while posting photos of a new pool being put in, and touring around the country, and having his sports car being done up, and other stuff like that.
>>63704900
Anne-Sophie Mathis, she just ended her career. Won by decision against an Ecuadorian girl.
She's a meter maid in a small town, working extra hours.
>>63708770
Good. For the past 15 years I've tried to warn whites but almost zero want to hear it.
>>63708802
>being racist
Do the preelims start in 7 minutes?
>>63708893
no they start in aprox 1 bong
>>63708181
6'2 this guy
>>63709001
Thanks mate i can't into time zones
>>63708690
he doesn't even look short. The others look like shit
>>63708710
Nope, im in limbo
http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/signs-youre-stuck-between-gen-x-and-millennials#.fy2JVyMoK
>>63709175
old ass nigga
Friendly reminder that Brendan Schaub could physically dominate and have his way with literally anybody in this thread.
>>63709304
I think you'd be surprised
>>63708169
5'8
igor
>>63709291
Still better than being part of Generation SJW, luckily i wont be around too see the horribel dystopian society you guys will create, gonna suck for you outliers of your gen thats not in line with the agenda, you will end up being sendt off to tolerace camps, so that the world can be a safe space for the pc majority
Almost time nigs
what pizza should I order tonight lids? Dominos/Pizza Hut/Papa Johns or support my local business?
>>63707844
>using a super when the opponent has that little life and you have full hp
naw senpai that just makes Holm look like a showboater and an idiot. That webm maker is fucking gawbage and needs to readjust the damage each hit otherwise you're left wondering if Holm is a showboating asshole who misuses meter (very crucial resource) or you're leaving the impression that her KO kick does similar or even less damage then her jabs.
baka senpai, sloppy work, 6/10
>>63709687
papa johns desu lad
also anyone want to buy me a pizza or some weed?
my dealer takes paypal
>>63709528
Mate, if anything the generation X is the SJW generation. The world was fucked up by the baby boomers, you lot tried to put a band aid on it and tell everyone its fine while swan diving the economy, the millennials are just not having kids and spending time on the internet.
>>63709732
I find the garlic butter Papa Johns do pretty rank desu senpai. Whats the best stuff to order from there, only had it a couple of times.
>>63709753
both looks tasty af
>>63709620
I've honestly always wondered if you could do this. Feign you're hurt and then as you're opponent tries to wildly capitalise just heem them. Looks like you can but you'd need balls to try. When was this WebM from?
>>63709687
i had a pizza express for din dins. good shit
>>63709688
Or you could look at it as Holm knowing Ronda is so far out of her league she goes for the Super because Ronda ain't going to counter it for shit
>>63709807
unrelated, but did anyone think the Manhoef fight got stopped a bit early last night? Kato had his head up and looked capable of defending had Melvin followed up
>>63709803
i like their meats pizza and the works
get extra cheese too
Who /realfightfan/ here?
>>63709893
Angela Hill is fighting at WW?
>>63709893
Was actually prepared to go to sleep and then I remembered fightan was on
Don't know if I can be a real fightfan today
>>63709871
Kato didn't exactly jump to his feet after the stop
>>63709893
stream hasn't loaded yet
>>63709918
Just take an emergency Onnit® 180 nutrition pack™.
>>63707699
As if black beyblade man could be anymore unlikable as a person.
I hope he has a mental breakdown and goes back to teaching his shitty spinning stuff at the local YMCA like the bum he is.
3 weeks till Luke rockhold gets heemd.
>>63709893
>4:45 AM ET
>AM
>ET
Fuck
>>63709950
>real fight fan
>not using fight pass
Pick uno
>>63709893
I wish Dana knew how much of a fightfan I am, he would be proud. I don't remember the last event I missed even though like 90% of them are at night.
>>63709940
he did scoot up on his arse until he realised big john stopped it, then he laid back down.
>>63709687
Get some pizza hand-delivered by Papa John himself.
Will I be able to watch the Mcgregor fight if I buy UFC fight pass? Shit's not that expensive. I'm used to paying like 50 bucks or whatever the fuck it is for pay per view
>>63710140
not until after the fact
YES fightc-uck members are that c-ucked
>>63710140
you'll have to buy the ppv as well, then watch it on fightpass, iiuc
>tfw i could fuck every here
>>63710140
>makes you pay a monthly subscription
>literally gives you the fighters not good enough to fight on the fox prelims
>>63708756
>somehow
It's impossible my friend. The end times are upon us.
>>63710154
>>63710163
oh what the fuck i'm cancelling this shit then you guys post the fucking videos here.
can I at least watch the Magny v Gastelum fight live?
>>63710140
use a proxy and you can probably buy the PPV a lot cheaper
>>63707779
nice but pretty sure whoever made it is autistic.
>>63708756
>For what possible reason would they want to attack WWE
Publicity, attention
>>63710201
Yes you can watch every fight pass card on fight pass
>>63709528
is being born in 1991 considered millenial? Becuase I'm scared.
>>63710201
no it's a fox card
>>63708756
Sold out arena, big event, millions watching, and the immediate news coverage.
>>63704293
Gastelum
Lamas
Cejudo
Silva
>>63710214
>>63710256
Surely there's bigger venues if they did want to stage such an attack
>>63710231
According to that it's up to 34 years old. Which is ridiculous. I absolutely hate nonwhites and don't own a cell phone.
>>63708169
191
JBJ
>tfw waking up tomorrow and seeing ISIS blow everyone the fuck out
Nice
>>63710212
How would you glean that bit of info?
>>63710256
>Sold out arena
surely an NFL game would hold more people
>millions watching
see above, although not many international viewers but the local news would pick it up pretty quick
>immediate news coverage
see above
>>63710274
Maybe they just realy hate Brock Lesnar or something fuck i don't know
ISIS do what they want
will she ever recover from this heeming?
>>63708756
>For what possible reason would they want to attack WWE
They're going to gain 80% support from /sp/
>>63710281
>>63710231
>>63708756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHWs56XUYA
lads
stream?
also, /heemspeak/?
>>63706961
That retard needs to get fucked up
>>63710201
you can watch all free cards (even if on fox) you just have to fuck around with a VPN as it some fights are blacked out in USA/UK (when they are on TV). I think changing your IP to Germany works or some other coutries
eyyy lads, anyone gonna watch some hues heem each other in the UFC FIGHT PASS™ early prelims?
>>63710305
>ISIS do what they want
No they don't. Jihadi John is dead, and as will be the rest of those civilian-slaughtering extremists.
rhonda got busted up pretty bad, don't think she would want to face holm again and get that pretty face messed up even more.
>>63710330
>/heemspeak/?
fuck off
>>63710343
Not before they blow you out Amerikek
>>63706076
>those pillow punches
Post your Tapologys
le conor ad
i'm watching FOR FREE btw
>tfw conor mcgregor will never change your bum life
;_;
>>63710295
Yeah but NFL arenas are utterly massive venues all spread out. The Philips Arena holds 21,000+ people in one room packed in pretty tightly. The WWE Network has 1.4M subscribers It hink, not counting the thousands that probably are watchign illegally, and the people who buy on PPV.
Any attack on America will pick up massive news, especially one with a big death total. I mean, you're saying it wont get picked up past local news but a local metal show getting bombed got picked up by EVERYBODY. And with twitter, most places would pick it up almost immediately, EsPECIALLY IF ITS TELEVISED.
It makes sense from their POV. It has everything you'd want from a target.
We're LIVE
>>63710356
>Britain
>in charge of protecting their own people
>1st guy
>clearly roiding
so whats the point of fucking fight pass fuck you dana you fucking jew
>>63710433
>American police
>incharge of not killing their own civilians
>brazilian police
>shoot hostages
>>63710468
lol dumbass jon anik
>>63710468
>>63710487
>drunk already
he didn't say anything wrong
Why are they both hues but one is much niggerer than the other?
ISIS is planning on attacking Survivor Series tomorrow night. lmao
>>63704293
Kelvin
Lamas
Cejudo
Efrain
>>63710524
Brock about to take all of ISIS to suplex city
>>63710523
the black guy has ancestors who were brought into brazil from africa as slaves
Im thinking of buying fight pass lads, is it worth it?
>>63710524
>first they get btfo of /sp/
>then they get btfo of real life
isis confirmed for lurking /sp/?
>>63710359
who are you rooting for lads?
>that ref stealing prazzers roids
also
>5'6"
>at lightweight
there are people PAYING for this right now
>>63704293
thought i was too late,
Magny by decision
Lamas by tko
cejudo by dec
EE by KO
>>63710574
>Lamas
>Getting a decision over Diego "split decisions" Sanchez
>>63710524
ISIS vs shield
>>63710556
I have it and use it daily. Mostly just for the convenience of the fight library. It is far from a perfect service, but they are making efforts to improve it.
>>63710581
Magny. I want to see a fight between him and MacDonald in the near future.
>>63710581
i just want to see some rock 'em sock 'em tbqh my famm
>mfw Travis Browne is a domestic abuser
>mfw he is still employed by the UFC but Rumble got suspended for that shit
I bet if he wasn't dicking Ronda his ass would be on the bench.
>>63710626
they'd make a great tag team
>>63710626
I meant right now desu
I hope the lanklet gets heem'd, because lanklets fall funny
>>63710648
well meme'd friend
>>63710407
By local news I mean national news in countries that aren't america, so I'm completely in agreement with you. I just figured bigger venue = bigger body count, and I assume that if ISIS HQ is planning an attack they have more than just one person ready to kill themselves/die thus they send multiple people and spread them around a bigger arena and get a bigger body count.
>>63710677
shut up you fucking dork jesus christ watch the fights
>>63710648
he also used "Smack my bitch up" by the Prodigy as an entrance song
>>63710696
call me a dork again I'll end you
>>63710668
Hi Travis, don't go knocking Ronda around, Dana just paid to have her face fixed by a top plastic surgeon after her fight in a totally non biased way.
>>63710677
Bigger arena and more people = more explosives needed
ISIS have to work with what they have i guess
where you guys streaming from? mine is going to absolute dogshit
does anyone have a stream?
>>63710723
if you weren't memeing than you're extremely misinformed
>>63710738
are you watching zxtv? because mine is sucking ass as well
>manlet reach
>>63710738
v**l*****.se
>>63710738
ufc.tv
>>63710739
we really need a compliation of corner men slapping female fighters set to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFxaDoyl-1s
Does parlayc
>>63710756
Browne internet defense force please go, your overrated lanklet fighter is nothing more than a woman abusing thugs with no skills.
so we all saying this is gonna be a decision from 3 rounds of the black dude holding a midget at arms length?
>>63710863
literally hue cares
>>63710764
I can't even use it now i get this stupid security warnings
>>63710764
it started shit for me but its fine now
>>63710823
>parlay
lamas with fili to win, natch
this fight sucks and is irrelevant
>>63710823
efrain and magny is a great payout i see them both getting the upset too
Are you lemmings seriously watching this shit?
Why does every brazilain vs braxilian fight suck?
>>63710797
>tfw watching this video while drunk
>>63711034
>drinking
>ever
kill yourself
post yfw the midget is 18-2
>>63710888
click details -> visit this site anyway
>>63711057
fuck you m8
>>63711057
>not drinking
How is it being 12
>>63711034
bet you wish you were snorting coke and groping slags
>>63711077
Thanks my man
Glad I didn't pick either for my DraftKings. Who did y'all pick?
>Gastelum
>Diego
>Ramos
>Perez
>Marin
>>63711017
>>63710758
>>63710443
>>63710403
I don't quite follow you canuck friend
>>63711093
How do you pick Diego he's like in an 8 fight losing streak dicounting roberries
manlet BTFO
lazarro needs to throw crosses after those jabs
>>63711089
did get a cheeky chub tbqphwyf
>>63711091
np Miguél
>>63711140
he's fucking massive m8
i want to believe he'll fuck that dickhead lamas up
>>63711152
He speaks!
well this fight was dogshit......
>>63711140
Well im hoping he wails and adds a few points. Maybe get a robbery decision. He was the cheapest on the whole card.
>>63711093
Gastelum
Fili
Fabinski
Ramos
Arzamendia
I play Kountermove though
Anyone else tired of the lanklet faggots who are too scared to fight people their own size? This fucking vineswinger is 6ft tall and fighting at 155? What a bitch.
>the merchant settlement of manlets
>>63711189
Brazilian fights out side the US tend do suck for some reason
ROBBED
O
B
B
E
D
He's not a lanklet look at his fucking size, I agree with you though he's huge for the division, should be a MW desu
R O B B E R Y
O
B
B
E
R
Y
LANKLETS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>'Zillions robbing people
No surprise desu senpai
if i start training tonight could i fight cm punk on fightpass in 12 months
Diego Sanchez is the only guy I know on this card...
WHO YOUNG GORILLA HERE??!?
>>63711286
do it m8 pls
>>63711275
its in mexico u idiot
Finally, some overplayed promos that aren't going to drive me crazy
>>63711302
look into my eyes lil man
Maybe try actually fighting next time so its not a coin flip joke decision, maybe you hues should care about your careers as fighters and worry about hugging later
>>63711308
>UFC took the Pink 193 promo off youtube
ayyy
>>63711293
>not knowing the pure heart of Gastelum
get out desu senpai
>>63711226
6 feet at 155 isn't too bad, lanklets in the lower classes are bad though, they just don't have the sanic speed and keeping a safe distance against those quick manlets just isn't as effective as it is against slower guys.
I'm tired of no talent HWs who refuse to cut because they aren't competitive enough at LHW
Why is Browne fighting Mitrione? Why is it that Browne only ever fights top competition when they want to give him a title shot and the rest of the time he pads his record vs shitters? Why isn't he fighting the likes of Miocic or Rothwell at least?
I bet the ufc could do a decent gate on a fight night with Browne vs JDS as the main event in Brazil.
Marco Polo Reyes who think's this nicknames are a right idea?
anyone else craving mexican food now?
>>63711306
The winning fighter is a Brazilian. How are you unaware of this?
>>63711348
The name sounds familiar?
>mexican fighter
>mariachi music starts playing
>>63703177
latin american tuf has the best rare flags, peru and paraquay
>>63711377
just had an orange 2bqtf
>>63711403
At least it's not linking park
>>63711360
speaking of lanklets at 155, I wonder when the undefeated James Vick will fight again, I'm assuming hes going to get a step up in competition
Time for best GUAY
>>63711403
>american fighter
>burger music starts playing
>>63711386
the losing fighter is too m8
everyone give goku your power so he delivers the heem
\o/
>>63711386
Both of them were hues, how are you unaware of this?
Don't you have some bread lines to que in anyway Boris?
Marco Polo vs. Goku.
Who you got winning?
>>63711424
>6 ft 3
>155
Fucking lanklets
>>63711433
>British fighter
>poor dental hygiene music starts playing
>>63710357
>Snorlax uses BIDE
>>63711454
I want goku to win so the mexicos start butthurting
Hi guys, sorry i'm late. Mike here.
>>63711465
>French fighter
>Music gets interrupted by gun fire and explosions
sorry sorry sorry too soon
>>63711435
Brazilians rob each other quite often, yes.
>>63711449
>openly shitposting
Just off yourself
I think it's rock'em sock'em time lads
>>63711499
Fucking finally man.
I'm still pissed about that first fucking decision. How the fuck could they give Prazeres rounds 2 or 3?
SPINNING SHIT
HEEM SLEEPY
NIGGA WAS DEAD
BASED
shit chin tho
That was a boom blast right there
HEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM SLEEEPEEEEEEE!!!!
>>63711568
i'm like 20 seconds behind
holy fukkkkkkkk
that fight was 100x better than the first fight
HEEM SIESTA
>>63711603
Illegal streams almost always are.
The more he gets heemed the stronger he gets
>That's mixing it all together
All he did was swing wildly like a retard all fight, so I suppose to Stann the cann that is putting it all together as that's all he could fucking do too, usually on the losing side of it.
>when the heem too sleepy
$600 parlay on KG, Lamas, Cejudo, Fili.
wins 1070 + my 600 back
any webm
desde ahora se puede hablar solamente en español
>>63711625
please continue with your oddly satisfying combination of bunda and foods mr cankek
>Here sister, I gave this other human being brain damage for you!
T-thanks.
>>63711660
>Cejduo
He's getting slept tongiht trust me
cap this
>thanking god
>>63711667
¿Por que quieres hacer eso italianohermano?
>>63711696
formiga has 0 knockout wins lol
what does the term heem come from
>>63711696
I picked Formiga too pham
>>63711687
¡el se tomo una siesta!
>>63711722
Trust me
does no one else have a hot girlfriend or ex and cooking skills to one-up snacks&hoesbro?
>>63711660
>yfw Diego Sanchez wins robbery split deicison
>>63711718
tendría que preguntarte, porque no?
>>63711660
>picking against diego
have u ever seen diego lose a decision?
u really think lamas will finish him?
>>63711735
no ur from uk
Who has the best walkout song and why is it Cain Velasquez. Used this when he started then changed to muh mariachi because marketability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhJ6bE4z5vs
>>63711757
I don't want to get banned desu so i'll stop
>>63711711
I just realised that based Holly Holm didn't, despite being a preachers daughter and winning literally the biggest fight of her life
>>63711679
kek
>>63710357
wow
Wait
>no 3 Rose
HOW is Rose ranked above Paige
Isn't Rose like 1-2 in the UFC?
>strawweight division
>>63711765
>have u ever seen diego lose a decision?
Yes. Pic related. Albeit Diego almost murdered Jake in the last round.
>>63711738
my exgf is some kind of dumb hipster and my cooking skills are fairly mediocre
>>63711769
you will never be this positive...
>>63711838
We know remember much of a meme fighter Lelenburger is
>>63711871
Unless you're HIV positive.
Ramos is getting heemed here
>>63711827
Rose has the most potential out of any woman fighter right now also you aren't counting her TUF wins
>>63711842
>trying to make Slayer fashionable
should have just carved it into her skin desu
>>63711019
Brazillians are only entertaining to watch when they are pumped up on steroids to be honest, damn UFC drug testing will kill the era of brazillian champs
are there any 10 hour loops of this waiting music on youtube?
>>63711796
2 based 4 this world.
>>63711871
You can be.
>be crazy
>be so crazy people call you a nightmare
>get the nickname the Nightmare
>get numerous fights of the night (or money)
>fuck a ton of women,do drugs, drink alcohol
>continue doing well in MMA despite all the problem
>your wife (or gf) has a lump on her tit
>hit rock bottom
>find yourself stealing one of those motorized carts for fat people from Wal Mart
>meet Dan Quinn and get her on the stevia routine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJEeg0yEN8
>lump goes away miraculously
>change your name to The Dream
>decide life is meant to be lived
>become this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6UVhZTTWb0
this ramos guy will be champ one day watch
>>63712069
he wont
>>63712069
I'll watch but he won't be champ
>5 ft 6
>170
alpha as fuck
>>63711984
my sacrifice is the only listenable creed song
>>63712069
Okay.
HEEM SLEEPY
>>63712069
at BW maybe
>>63712069
fuck
Do Bisping and Hashad get those suits FOR FREE?
>>63712123
Faggot. I bet you don't even like Nickelback.
>>63712069
lol
lel mirg going oh shit why did i stop that
>le onion ref
>>63712145
Fuck you fight pass bro stop spoiling the fights, wait till everyone else is done
>>63712069
Lel, he looked really good falling face first to the mat.
doing his dad proud
>>63712069
>(you)
What are you faggots watching, the prefight analysis?
>>63712185
Start being a real fight fan you fucking c-uck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKNZHmJ0TBQ
>>63712185
link to stream pls
>>63712229
http://www.ufc.tv
>>63712196
the fights
>>63712196
Holly is very strange. The way she talks I mean. I guess she isn't use to talking a lot in front of the camera.
I wonder what Ronda is doing right now.
>>63712178
He saying long cock?
>>63712250
Which fights?
>>63712229
no fights for 22 minutes guy, and they are on fs now
heem siesta
>>63712273
>Even preacher's kids can be real scoundrels ;)
>>63712273
she is masturbating to take her mind off of things.
>>63712312
Sleeping like his dad after that walk
>>63712302
the ufc ones
>>63707655
>post about how Romero is gonna look different with the new testing
>enjoy ur dubs buddy :^)
I'd rather get heemed than go back there.
What is Diego gonna do after he retires?
>>63712318
>she is masturbating to meme-ories of Schaub fucking the shit out of her to taker mind off of things
Fixed
>>63712326
savage
anyone got a good ace link?
>>63712380
sit down and think back at the time he heem'd ricardo lamas
>that dillashaw-cruz promo
reebok tier
are they trying to appeal to the ronda market audience?
Does anyone has a webm of the Foster tournament win from yesterday? MAN I want to watch that again SO BADLY.
>>63712358
Oh. I don't get the under-card stuff with my cable package.
>one king gets old
>then a 20% ACL gorilla kills him
>>63712511
ufc.tv m8
>>63712489
they should dress him in drag and call him Tanya Dillashaw, probably get him on GMA and Ellen and get more viewers
What went wrong?
https://streamup.global.ssl.fastly.net/app/mikegays-stream/chunklist.m3u8
vlc link to superior combat sports event
>>63712562
Stopped doing roids because he started fighting in the states.
>>63712562
he doesn't carry around 14 kettlebells anymore
>Fili
>literally lost to pepe in his last fight
>>63712572
Thank you Redditor. You truly are my greatest ally.
>>63712602
>they don't roid in the states
>you will never see diego sanchez get heem'd
>>63712383
He said something about he doesn't blame her for what HE did. Guessing he's the bitch she beat up because he tried sneaking nude pics. Unsubbed to their podcast. I'm done listening to two idiots talk about politics on a fighting podcast.
>>63712525
nobody will know. once I get it, feel free to delete it
>>63712627
Was that when people started spamming pepes?
Reminder that Gastelum has beaten better guys than Magny and is only ranked below him because he missed weight and the ufc made him go back to middleweight, were he beat up Nate so bad he quit inbetween rounds.
Neil "the chocolate gibbon" Lankey is going bye bye again tonight.
>>63712649
tonight we will
>>63712627
I hope he takes another L. Alpha Manletfags are the worst.
What's a king to a God?
>>63712698
The number 1 candidate to heaven
>>63712698
What's a god to a non beliver?
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63712753
>>63712753
>>63712753
>>63712753
>>63712753
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63712645
>Man look at all these great pride fighters
>who gives a fuck if half their fights are against pro wrestlers or nobodies! Cro Cop and Fedor are the bestest eva!
>C-Cro Cop wasn't ready for the headkick, muh elbows are cheating
>F-Fedor is God, he just had a bad day against Werdum!
>Oh man remember when Fedor bum rushed that fat black guy? He's the best because he beats up guys who have a size advantage on him!
>B-Bigfoot was too big! That's cheating!
>H-he wasn't out vs Hendo! He was just taking a facedown nap for a few seconds is all! MUH SAMBO!
>>63712763
>7 posts early
casual
get out
>>63712818
>based comfy gamethread
Pls go
>>63707907
andy's feet are huge
>>63712798
whoa calm down Muhammed
mcgregor is gonna get his shit pushed in sorry
Wtf i just learned that i have all the fights on a French sports canal on my TV.
Fucking amazing.
>>63706106
>someone wasted their time to make that picture
This manlet meme has a life of it's own, it truly is a living meme.
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