>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Welterweight Main Event
Kelvin Gastelum (11-1-0) vs. Neil Magny (16-4-0)
Featherweight
Ricardo Lamas (15-4-0) vs. Diego Sanchez (25-7-0)
Flyweight
Henry Cejudo (9-0-0) vs. Jussier Formiga (18-3-0)
TUF Latin America 2 Welterweight Final
Enrique Marín (8-2-0) vs. Erick Montaño (6-3-0)
TUF Latin America 2 Lightweight Final
Enrique Barzola (10-2-1) vs. Horacio Gutiérrez (2-1-0)
Lightweight
Efrain Escudero (24-9-0) vs. Leandro Silva (18-3-1)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 2) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Erik Perez (14-6-0) vs. Taylor Lapilus (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Hector Urbina (17-8-1) vs. Bartosz Fabiński (12-2-0)
Bantamweight
Alejandro Perez (15-6-0) vs. Scott Jorgensen (15-11-0)
Featherweight
Gabriel Benitez (18-4-0) vs. Andre Fili (14-3-0)
>Fight Pass Prelims 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Welterweight
Alvaro Herrera def Vernon Ramos via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Polo Reyes def Cesar Arzamendia via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Michel Prazeres def Valmir Lázaro via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Second for me being a UFC champ in a year
Rory vs Lombard UFC 196 in Vegas
anyone have a webm of that last KO?
Wait why did the TUF final get switched to the main card?
>>63712806
its in the OP.
>>63712806
>le nobody reads the OP meme
any good links boys?
>>63712806
They showed the fight twice senpai
>>63712795
Autism vs Roids who ya got /heem/?
I think Rory beats him rather easily, the toxic dwarf isn't going to have his ped or his IV to save him anymore.
anyone with a good ace?
Just got home lads
How've the fights been so far? Did I miss anything good?
>>63712843
It'll be Rory vs Lelenberger 2
Rory will just meme him at range
>>63712843
Rory will make him look silly. Will completely shut down Lombards offense and finish him early in the third.
>>63712836
>>63712830
>>63712825
god bless, family. I'm a dumbass
>>63712856
first fight was a shite robbery that both deserved to lose then 2 quick KO's
/snacks & hoes/ bro kil?
So what is UFC Fight Night??
>>63712843
>implying lombard is going to stop roiding
I never thought such a small man could be such a gigantic faggot. Please lose, Fili.
>>63712913
A night when people hired by the ufc fight
>>63712753
>oh neat a free fight
>welterweight
>flyweight
>bantamweight
>welterweight
>TAM in charge of a reach advantage
I smoked a J with Fili back in 2013 in Cali
why do hipsters into mma?
>>63712973
Cool man we all think you're sooooo awesome for doing drug. Omg ur like so totally radical dude.
Did Fili get ear surgery?
>>63712996
i'm smoking a joint right now but this desu
/thread
HEEM SLEEPY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEEEEEEEEEM
MEXICO BTFO
HEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEPY
>>63712753
>all these round 1 knock outs
neet
>That Joe Silva takedown defense
>that jump on the fence
dude's been training hard
More heems for the heem god.
>>63712996
People do drugs. I'm sorry if that triggers you.
>>63713024
Thanks for the tip off, Britbro.
Is Fili the guy who is currently porking PVZ?
Comfy thread with real fight fans and quick kos
>>63713012
Andre "Touchy" Fili
Is there a more based nickname, heem?
>>63713087
ty based webm brit bro
>>63713099
Corey "beastin 25/8' Anderson
>tfw missing all the early heems because I'm occupied with normie shit
>>63712973
wish i snorted coke with bones
Joe Silva has world class TDD
>>63713132
>kenya
Doubt
>>63713099
The dean of mean Keith Jardine
>>63713082
Yes. She always snaps him in her stories. He's definitely hitting that to be honest family.
>>63713139
>That hand control
Based Silva
>>63713099
Neil "Da Choppa Gunna" Magny
>I don't have an accent
wot
>>63713132
>kenya
>normal shit
sooo, did ya catch any lions?
>>63713146
Kenya is the epicenter of female sex tourism for the women of Europe.
>>63713174
Conor
>>63713133
I actually snorted coke once with McGregor. He's an all around great man.
>inb4 coke head= great man
you haven't lived if you ever say that tb h
>>63713183
he was hanging out with Chad
>Scott Jorgenson
>2-7 in his last 9
Dude HAS to get cut if he loses
jorgensen is 1-5 in his last 6. how does ronda do against him?
>>63713139
>>63713053
how could you britbro
who here going to watch the Canelo vs Cotto fight?
>tfw cheeky 50 on Cotto
>>63713205
>muh manletweight pioneer
>>63713183
Totes bro xD
>>63713205
Better than Diego Sanchez who's the main event
>>63713205
He at least puts on fun, scrappy fights. You're being paid to entertain, not to win.
OK I have not been watching UFC for a long ass time and I decided to get back into it but when I went to the UFC facebook page to catch the prelims it says I need a subscription.
What the shit is this?
>>63713205
>>63713214
every sport needs journeymen, ya goof
>>63713220
great minds think alike bud
>>63713087
Did the loser protest that stoppage?
Why do so many fighters do that?
>>63713241
Co main event
>>63713099
Rick "The Horror" Story
>>63713253
tbf, you're not a real fight fan if you won't pay 5 bucks a month for fightpass
If you just listen to Gastelum's voice he sounds like a fat neckbeard talking about how no one wanted to go to prom with him.
>>63713099
Ryan "Master" Bader
gastelum is on roids
>>63713284
They have that for Prelims now? Prelims used to be free. I am too poor for the subscription and to buy the Main card
Decent stream where? I remember Bloodzeed put on decent ones and I hate all those 240p sites I might as well not watch it in that case.
>You remember Story rekting Kelvin in the 3rd round
I'm so glad i'm starting to watch UFC again. I stopped after GSP last fight and i feel like i've missed so much.
I love you all ;3
>>63713233
>Totes bro xD
ayyy
>>63713320
>you remember charlie brenanman laying on Story for 15 minutes
>>63713315
Well theres about a card every week now. That's like 30 prelim fights a month
>>63713099
Chris "The Catsmasher" Leben
>>63713315
http://www.vipleague.me/boxing/345690/1/televised-preliminairies-:-ufc-fight-night-78-live-stream-online.html
>>63713315
Just type "sports livestream" in Google and you will have so many choices.
Why does Dana White hate Greg Jackson so much?
>>63713320
>you remember people cumming over the spinning nig and then crying when Gastelum made him look like a silly fucker.
>>63713330
Glad to have you back, Maple Syrup DUDE WEED LMAO bro
>>63713358
he's a sport killer
>>63713358
HE'S A FUCKING SPORT KILLER, BRO
>>63713351
stream is BARELY good enough.
No decent one out there?
>>63713358
cause Greg is a fuckin toolbox
>>63713338
Fuck Charlie meme
Friendly reminder betting on Magny is literally free shekels.
What? Greutzmacher is back in tuf? Why would they spoil that in a preview
so which can is Fedor going to fight on new years? not TK and hopefully not Jaideep Singh.
>>63713386
www.ufc.tv/fightpass
>>63713386
You're a choosey beggar, Russell
aw shit Bazinga on TV
>>63713386
Beggars can't be choosers mother fucker
>>63713403
Gastelum is twice as good as anyone that Magny has beat. Roidless Erick Silva? Kunimoto? No gas tank Lim?
>>63713390
>afro physics on a white dude
impressed
>>63713411
>>63713413
>>63713418
alright fair enough. Like I said I just remembered when decent streams where on
>UFC 194 promos are starting
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>63713435
Yeah, I really like Magny, but I'm scared for him here.
>>63713442
Literally 3 weeks away
>still no injuries
I know Scott who is a tough guy
Who is Perez?
>>63713456
Don't jinx it Edgar stepped in on 2 weeks
Jorgensen is about to get wrecked. Heems are in the air.
>>63713409
If Shamrock VS Gracie is any indication they might wheel Mark Coleman out on a gurny and dump him into the ring.
>>63713456
We've paid our dues as fans all year. We deserve this card intact and fully booked.
Damn these amerilard commercials suck
Sort your shit out america
>>63713409
Mirin old man traps and neck game desu senpai
hd stream mates
http://zunox.hk/zxtv1.html
also has live chat for true fight fans^tm
There's people who think José Aldo is going to lose?
Are you guys crazy or what?
what the fuck body does that ref have?
Oh shit that ref looks like he could beat up both these guys
>>63713403
>still selling Gastelum short
He's the next Chris Weidman.... if he can stop eating at Hendricks' kidney stone and burger emporium.
Is this event on Fight Pass or little fox?
big country is on a 3 fight losing stream and 1-5 of his last 6
does he get cut if he loses his next fight?
>>63713508
Jose's striking game is so one dimensional.
Jorgensen is so white he looks like an Asian ghost
>>63713539
Hopefully
Who /FightSnacks/ here?
>>63713516
Chris Weidman is the epitome of dedication and hard work. Kelvin Gastelum does not compare.
>>63713551
Are you trying to bait
I hate when they show the corners
God damn dat takedown defence though
noice
>>63713556
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo
>>63713597
Why?? I like it when they show the behind the scene.
>>63713506
>The site ahead contains harmful programs
hmm
>>63713594
Jose Aldo is going to lose. Conor encompasses the new era of MMA.
>they don't muve like I muve, they dont tink like i tink
RIP Scott
>>63713631
Totally didn't know that, bro. Never even a WEC in my life. Thanks
>>63713539
>Fights nothing but the best in his weightclass, regardless of his last fight being a loss
>Mean while Travis Browne loses one fight and gets matched with the likes of Schaub and Mitrione
No favoritism in the ufc at all, nope, none.
LOL Jorgensen quitting in between rounds
What happened to your foot there, Scotty?
>>63713386
https://streamup.global.ssl.fastly.net/app/mikegays-stream/chunklist.m3u8
You need vlc to watch it
oh shit what happened to scott?
He just fucking rolled his ankle
It's over
>>63713646
I think it's a good fight, but saying Jose is one dimensional is fucking delusional
>>63713567
dat tres leches cake in the middle doe
This fight just got good
>>63713656
that being said i reckon big country could dominate bellashit
>>63713622
too much makeup
and is that a pettis ""shirt""?
>>63713646
Jose has more heart, and that will give him the W.
Holy shit HORRIBLE ref
What the fuck is going on
stop this fight already
stop the fucking fight!!
WHY ARE THEY LETTING THE FIGHT GO ON? WTF
>>63713684
when is the last time he subbed anyone? do you ever go into a jose aldo fight thinking he might submit his opponent? he uses defensive wrestling and striking and his striking game isn't as varied as conor's
LETS GO SCOTTY
SEND IN YOUR STRENGTH, /HEEM/
\o/
this manlet ref is pissing me off. scottie should heem him and retire
HEEEEEM LIMPY
Why should the ref stop it?
he's not getting rekt yet
Jorgensen BTFO
C U C K E D INTO RETIREMENT
2-10 in his last 12 fights, cut this shit
I'M CRINGING SO HARD. HIS FUCKING LEG IS GOING TO BEND IN HALF.
use a stimpak senpai
crippled legs are the worst
why does the ref look like street sharks?
WIll Scott get a cheeky bonus for his retirement?
EARLY STOPPAGE
hmmm
heem injured
>that flip
jesus christ
GSP tier stoppage
WTF HAPPENED
>>63713802
kek'd
What a warrior. Sign him to another 10-fight deal.
That ref was a fucking mad man. Of course Scott won't call it until its completely injured. He just made the injury worse most likely.
Someone needs to make a webm of just the ending and name it "when meme kicks go wrong.webm"
>spinning yourself onto the ground and tapping out
For the LOVE of GOD i NEED a webm of that
>>63713819
WTF? Why didn't they didn't stop it here?
It's sad because i thought he won the first round. Oh well got retirement Scotty.
>>63713844
I never liked Jorgensen in WEC but now that he's getting his ass kicked constantly I somehow like him now.
Place your bets heems bros
>Rolled his ankel
>Tore the muscle
>Cramp
>Not really injured just a pussy
>>63713853
They don't stop the fight for an injured eye why should they for an injured leg?
good reffing
>tfw I had to take the trash out
did I miss the finish?
I really want to know what is wrong with his leg, it looked like his foot was just flopping around while he was moving during the fight.
>>63713819
>stanky leg
That mexican fella has zero killer instinct, he was fighting a one legged man for like 4 minutes but still couldn't stop him himself
>>63713853
didn't knew you can make a pause in half of the fight
>gimmie a minute ref i need to rest a bit
>>63713866
>liking genetic aberrations
>people wanting the ref to stop it
>>63713869
My money's on torn muscle, or maybe even some kind of ACL/MCL situation.
this ref looks like a gay middle school PE teacher
Got to feel bad for him. He would have quit after the first of his career didn't depend on that fight. No way he isn't cut now. He is now 2-8 on his last 10 and that his his third loss in a row.
Jamie Varner hopping around and constantly rolling his ankle was way worse than that.
>>63713850
Someone needs to make a webm saying that "meme noun" was fucking stupid a whole year ago and that people who keep saying this shit are reddit tier cancer.
>>63713907
maybe he just felt bad for him
>opponent taps
>TKO
>interview
>>63713888
happened after that leg kick so I dont know
>>63713907
I would feel bad on beating up a one legged man. The guy is probably polite
>>63713907
Anik's comment was the best too:
>His opponent faces a unique challenge of fighting a man who is essentially fighting on one leg
Yeah, fighting one legged fighters is really challenging, Anik you stupid bald midget.
>how did this fight play out relevant to your expectations?
Gee, Anik, what do you think? Who right's this goof's questions?
>>63713935
top kek
Reminds me of Condit falling like a meme fuck during the Woodley fight
>>63713935
You're doing the lord's work, anon
>>63713961
>>63713973
true, the ref was pretty shit desu, had a lot of good opportunities to stop the fight
>>63713869
>"dat" filename brigbong is still with us
muh pre-heem nigga
>>63713935
Looks like a fight scene from almost any Seagal movie.
>360 no look double tap out
>>63713976
they should replace Anik with Kenflo and keep brian stan.
Anik and Ken sound so much alike no one will notice
Its weird I love Goldies dumb comments because hes hilarious and has great chemistry with Rogan
But I cant stand Anik.
>>63713888
There's a chance it's an achilles tear and that he was the man of the year for trying to power through it. He could put weight on the foot and even move and pivot on it going in one direction but even a hint of the other way and he'd collapse.
Could be that. Maybe an MCL tear or a calf muscle tear also. If I had to bet, I'd go with the Achilles tear.
>>63713935
Lol that is perfect
Anyone notice how UFC is trying to make it up to Miesha by getting all this UFC Fight Pass exposure???
>>63714021
i quite like Anik after I started listening to his and KenFlo's podcast
>>63714021
Anik is just a smelly shillbot with no emotion, Goldie is a total goof but because of his passion its much better.
>>63713947
>making meme posts
>>63714056
Seems like nowadays everyone has a podcast
>>63714071
huhuhuhuhuhuh le epick troll man!1
>>>/reddit/
>>63714076
Seems like everyone nowadays says this about everyone having a podcast nowadays.
>>63713920
>Eww I don't want just bleed on my nice yellow dress.
why?
to the brazilian plagarist
EAT MY COCK YOU APE
>>63714053
They don't have anything to make it up to her about. Not forcing her to fight Ronda and get whooped again saved her career and gave her an extra 2-3 years of relevance and maybe a shot at the title if Holly is a fraud.
The only thing she deserves is an envelope from Dana that just says "you're welcome" inside it.
>>63714083
>making ironic meme posts
HEEEMM
>>63714095
hahaha no way!
>>63714095
In fact, you could make a podcast talking about all the people who have podcasts
>>63714070
>"Oh no, he hurt his leg!"
>>63714053
Yeah, she said it herself. In the Fightpass video where she was breaking down the Rousey/Holm fight before it happened, she starts out by saying something along the lines of "And in the main event, Rousey takes on her rival Miesha Tate for the third time... no, wait, Holly Holm." It was pretty kekworthy.
>>63714076
theirs is pretty decent, relatively short and easy to listen to.
>>63714115
Because Stallone is to old for Rocky 7
all these heems tonight. Sanchez/Lamas needs to happen now!
Fuuuck
Not sure if this bout happened already, but nice little fight
>>63714105
what's the badge about.
>>63714132
Wow how does somebody to train to be flexible like that? I just tried and I can't do that at all...
>>63714115
Affimative action
new fight please
lel
>all these heems today
Just tuning in lads
How have the fights been so far tonight? Comfy thread with heems?
>>63714139
This, and you need a best friend/trainer for his grandkid since rocky's son isn't a fighter
>>63714132
Doing a great job wrapping up and isolating Weidman's leg
>>63714115
>it's been nearly 10 years since the last one came out
WAR MEXICO!!!
>>63714083
>>63713947
There's literally nothing wrong with reddit.
The people who bash it are simply babies who cry when sophisticated people refuse to put up with their horseshit.
>>63714168
pretty much, a lot of meme material
>>63714168
3 heems, one leg injury, one decision
What did he get in his beard?
>>63714056
really? What is it called I should check it out.
>>63714070
Yeah Goldie loves the sport.
Rogan tells stories about how he just watchs Fight Pass all day and I even saw videos of him working the Thai Pads
>>63714163
that mad me sad as a Terry Etim fan
>>63714184
gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>>63714115
It got good reviews
fabinski getting heemed here lads
>>63714148
She's part of a crack squad of people who wear summer dresses to events where they are supposed to be playing doctor to guys leaking all over the place.
Also known as women are fucking stupid.
>>63714190
a lot of coke in mexico
>>63714184
Nice meme b8
>>63714184
shit tier b8, to be honest
>>63714168
heems and memes all nite
>>63714190
looks like jizz after it gets wet and becomes impossible to wash off
>>63714177
lel, these threads are like 2x funnier than ylyl threads
>>63714190
dead skin from other fighters feet
>>63714163
sleep tight, pupper
>>63714163
>Tfw Ronda got KO'd like this and Herb let it go on still
>>63714228
how is reddit shit? honestly better than 4chan
>>63714190
looks like jizz after it dries up and you just wear a shirt over it and go grocery shopping
>>63714249
semen demon
>>63714243
AFTER it gets wet? Do you cum dust or something?
>>63714271
just because your Dutch doesnt make you Ernesto Hoost
>>63714268
Do you ever get tired of eating Italian food?
>>63714255
It was in no way like that everyone knew at the point of connection that it was over
>>63714257
If you don't see how it's shit there is no helping you.
but you are correct in that 4chan is shit aswell
>>63714271
Were you cheering for OG or Team Secret?
>>63714271
>denmark thinks they're tough
I'd put your ass to sleep before your bed time, kid.
>>63714290
no
if I don't eat pasta for over 3 days I start losing my mind
>>63714268
>I get it
>>63714299
If someone gets dropped from a head kick then it's over.
>>63714249
she sure looks like a crack/coke whore
but damn the look she gives
>>63714255
> not enjoying every single punch
>>63714257
Not even bating. Most people here can't handle behaving like a decent human being.
>>63714282
Did you never get in the shower with some residual jizz on your belly? Once it touches water it becomes super strong and clings to your skin and hair like white on rice
>>63714329
Poor Ronda ;_;
>>63714163
lol at Lozenro's "OHH!!" face in the background
>>63714337
you think you're better than us? get in my guard, bro
>>63714329
I hate celebrating anyone getting knocked out because fuck dat brain damage
But I am so happy Rhonda lost
>>63714257
The only thing I like on reddit better than 4chan is that you can have a discussion that lasts longer than 20 minutes.
Old /sp/ when it was a slow traffic board would have threads that lasted 5-7 days sometimes because there were only a handful of people. For the minor sports (everything that wasn't Am.Football) you didn't even need to trip because you could tell all the other posters by team/writing style. You could actually have longer discussion about players and stuff.
I miss that and hate all the dumb meme shit on 4chan. The whole kuck thing went on 2 fucking years past its prime. I guess it's a sign that I grew out of 4chan in a way but you're here forever after all.
>You're at the bar talking to a qt fightfan girl and this guy slaps her ass
What do?
>>63714329
Enjoyed it 2bh, but it's kinda obvious he was giving her a chance to recover when it's clear it was over.
Why isn't ronda rousey fighting?
>>63714347
I always get my shit in a tissue, bro. Gotta think things through to the end.
>>63714386
am I supposed to know who that is?
>>63714391
She's playing Donkey Kong Country on SNES with Travis' kids and her little sister right now.
>>63714347
>>63714410
real fight fans
>>63714347
something is wrong with your cum
>>63714299
>Stiff as a board going down
>arm sticking out at an angle (really obvious sign of heem sleepy)
>head bounces off the canvas hard
>Nah she good mang, let me have another sniff of this UFC cash in my back pocket
>Oh shit she's out, fuck fuck fuck I gotta stop it, I hope Dana doesn't want his money back now.
>>63714410
i catch mine in my hand and then throw it outside like spiderman
>>63714369
>The whole kuck thing went on 2 fucking years past its prime.
Huh? People just started saying that this year.
>>63714454
wrong, same thing has happened to me and my cum is super high quality
>Poland
Oh fuck Slavic Strength racial bonus
>>63714466
That shit was pushed on /pol/ for years anon.
look at the head on this pollock
>>63714329
Best bits
go poland
>>63714466
He clearly was into c
>>63714458
how long you been out of prison?
>>63713512
>>63713510
Really? You guys dont know mimi bork?
wow this polish guy looks strong
>>63714329
I laughed so hard at the slow mo of her taking those 2 shots on the ground, fuck Ronda for being such an arrogant hag.
Uncle Dana got her some plastic surgery for her lip, he actually refused to let doctors stitch it up like they do for literally everyone else and called in the best plastic surgeon in Australia to fix her face after the fight, the bias is unreal.
I hope she ends up with brain damage and never fights again.
Here we go ruining the night
>>63714410
>tfw you're masturbating with a girl over skype and you have to cum in your hand instead of a in napkin because it's hotter and you can't be pulling out a napkin in front of a grill
>>63714519
They hire plastic surgeons for all female fighters with facial injuries. He said it was part of how the UFC was adapting to incorporating WMMA.
>>63714481
I don't go on /pol/ so I wouldn't know but "people" saying it, as well as "shaking my head" and "to be honest" in practically every sentence started this year, the same way in 2011 people used to ISHYGDDT, and then it kinda lost steam before they latched onto the latest fad. This whole website relies on fitting in. Go to a thread on /sp/ from a year ago and see if anyone was using these buzzwords.
RONDA RONDA RONDA RONDA RONDA RONDA RONDA.
Even getting you head kicked into orbit isn't enough to stop the shilling, please never come back Ronda.
>>63714534
>not having your clean up supplies just out of view of the camera
>>63714554
No one cares about your dumb conjecture, faggot. Go back to Reddit.
>Tfw a 40 year old Holm will lose to Ronda
;_;
>>63714534
do they ever want a facial and do you ruin your webcam doing so?
big titty mexican girl in a grey shirt doe
>>63714519
Go fuck yourself, dude. I don't like Rousey, but she didn't do anything to deserve something that harsh. Barely any fighters have.
>>63714577
You sound mad little boy
>>63714526
Thanks Poland. Leave us JJ and take all your shitty blanket wrestlers.
>>63714562
Even if she does, I don't like her chances in a rematch at all. Holm did what Weidman didn't get chance to, she answered all the questions in her first fight. She dominated standing, she showed solid TDD, she escaped being on the ground with rousey with ease, and she even took Rousey down once herself, which shows she at least can.
Holm to Rousey is simply EXACTLY what Dillashaw is to Barao, kryptonite.
>>63714552
>men get some regular doctor to patch them up like normal fucking people
>delicate flowers get plastic surgeons
BUT THEY'RE JUST AS TOUGH AS MEN LMOA.
>was on the brink of falling asleep
>jorgensen leg shenanigans woke me up
>this fight happens
JUST
don't think I'll survive lads
>>63714602
>barely any fighters have been ko'd
ok
>>63714605
>I'm not being serious
What a coward. Have some conviction and stand behind what you say or shut the fuck up. You're the type of guy I could slap in the face and you would just look away like the butch you are.
slavic jahson statheem
>>63714552
>>63714611
ok that is actually legit sexist holy fuck Dana
>>63714611
is that Pearl Forrester on the left?
>>63714602
>she didn't do anything to deserve something that harsh
She broke girls' arms and gloated about it. She actually deserved exactly what she got.
>>63714639
>butch
>(you)
>they're still pushing the rousey game cover
oh god
> qt in red hat cage side
>>63714602
Something as harsh as actually losing a fight? Holy fuck dude you're such a pussy if you can't with a woman getting btfo by another woman then maybe you should go watch curling or some shit.
>fighters get violently heemed all the time and people revel in it.
>Ronda gets violently heemed and people revel in it because she's a repulsive egotistical slapper
>pls no bully ;_;
>>63714643
Dana actually mentioned that their doctor for most events (the asian doc, can't remember his name) is a plastic surgeon, and he works on pretty much all fighters
I think the reason this happened is because they were in australia and don't have their usual setup
>>63714639
Not that guy, but if you slapped me in the face I would pull my gun. From there if you tried to prevent me from getting away I would shoot to kill.
>>63714552
robbie got it for his lip as well. But dana probably doesn't want to see primal torn lip robbie again, it's traumatic
>>63714643
>>63714611
Except whether you like it or not women's earning potential is much more proportional to the attractiveness than men's. Notice how women like Ronda and PVZ are pushed? And we haven't even heard from ayy lmao since she lost her belt. I don't see how it is an issue. I'm sure of a guy cared and asked for a plastic surgeon they would get it. They used one for Lawler after 189.
Thanks for the webmaster video captures of the heems, UK. Feels good knowing even if I wake up late I'll never miss a heem.
>>63714639
You know I would absolutely kill you if you did something like that?
>>63714656
I ain't even mad about that. The worst thing was how she unironically said she could beat Floyd, how she dropped pro boxers in sparring and that she could beat cain. I'm so glad it's over.
>>63714682
Good luck drawing your weapon on me without your eyeballs, buddy
Fuck this is beautiful
>>63714602
shes a fucking arrogant Hypocrite
>Calls ring girls whores
>Poses naked for a magazine
yeah nah your a cunt
>>63714697
fucking casuals
>>63714554
Nig twitter is maybe 6 months old.
Memes on 4chan last about a year, kuck has just gone on for fucking ever. It's worse because it's not even funny and doesn't hurt anyone's feelings or anything. There's no point to those posts, just being annoying for the sake of derailing discussion.
At least it's not as bad as the "outlels" shit. That shit went on for fucking ever also and broke the whole board.
>>63714719
conor pls go
>>63714697
>Ronda
>Attractive
How did this guy get signed?
>>63714021
Youre an idiot. Anik is the play by play guy, stann and kenny are color guys.
This is a very simple concept but for some reason mma is full of moron fans that cant get it.
>>63714734
She said she hated girls whose entire careers were just about looking pretty, and that ring girling is just a job not a career, and she respects Palmer cause she's just ring girling to support her artistry or something. Something like that right?
>>63714742
general butt naked pls go
>yamasucky
>>63714602
>she didn't do anything to deserve something that harsh
I don't hate Ronda obsessively but the way she acted at the weigh ins was classless, deliberately putting your arm where someone puts theirs then self punching yourself, claiming they cheap shotted you, cutting a WWE style promo, going on instagram and insulting your opponent, refusing to touch gloves, hitting someone a full second after the horn....These are things that show you are too arrogant for your own good and need to be brought down a notch.
All that plus having, hacks tell you, you can beat up the best male boxer, you're a "once in ever" athlete, and all other kinds of nonsense is enough to want people to see you get beat, and not just that but to get knocked out cold.
Maybe next time she'll think before she says, "I can beat every woman in my division with one arm" There's a difference between confidence and hubris. You may have put the division on the map but don't act like you're something you're not. Personally, I blame all the yes men she surrounds herself with like Rogan and Edmond.
>>63714747
I'm not saying I think she is. She literally has the ass of Shane carwin. She certainly was pushed and promoted as attractive and the general public accepted her as so.
>>63714697
Probably has something to do with women not caring for combat sports at all.
BUT MUH GURL POWAH shills still act like Ronda was leading some kind of revolution and not just cashing on on crushing cans.
Funnily enough one of the UFC's biggest ppv draws of all time got a really nasty scar from one of his fights and they didn't even give a shit.
>>63714715
webm aus bro? can you implement a way for your script to connect to the video page using a proxy?
>>63714656
>>63714679
>>63714734
Something as harsh as brain damage is what I meant. I don't give a shit that she lost. It'll make her better in the long run and hopefully more humble. But to wish brain damage on a fighter for being an asshole is pretty fucking dumb.
>>63714753
yeah but Anik is shit at it
and there have been 2 fighters as commentators before so fuck off
>>63714759
>Hot girls stop being hot and making money from it
Ronda needs to go fuck herself
Let people do what they want Hot girls arent hurting anybody
>>63714789
Hey I cringed at the Brain Damage thing I am not happy she get her head cracked open I am happy that she lost
AH FUCK OFF RATNER
RATNER
ROOOOOO
Fuck marc ratner
>AusLawnChairs
>>63714736
Stop crying about a website you fucking c.ucky american.
>>63714789
>it'll make her better in the long run
I want this meme to die, no fighter has comeback from being violently heemed and outclassed and looked better for it.
Name one champ that got destroyed that came back as a better version of themselves.
>inb4 GSP who tapped to strikes because he knew he was done and didn't want to get his face fucked up.
>>63714789
You realize literally every punch to the head during a fight (and training) causes brain damage, right?
>>63714835
It must have been lawn chair holocaust with all the craziness going on in the wake of Rousey getting killed
Shit fight
Polish John Fitch
>people still talking about Ronda Lousy
>>63714844
Werdum
/thread
holy fuck these commentators are so fucking boring
>>63714859
so does sneezing
>>63714903
>tfw I like Jon Fitch
He will grind your ass out and I enjoy every second of it
>>63714917
>hating on Stann The Man
Anik is shit though
29-29
thank fuck it's over
>>63714910
he wasn't heemed as a champ though
>>63714905
i just want to see her come back and rematch Cat, i genuinely think girls will stop running at her from as soon as the fight starts no that her aura has been destroyed
the pole trying to sniff the mexicans balls
>>63714917
Not their fault, there's literally nothing to get excited about in this fight.
the bean bro would have done better if he hadn't thrown any kicks
>>63714910
Werdum wasn't a champ fampai
Best gay porn I've seen in a while mates
>>63714910
>Name one Champ
>Werdum
I didn't know Werdum one the ufc title before beating Cain, interesting.
>/threading your own post
lel.
I hope the wrestlefucker gets robbed
>>63714519
Wow youre fucking stupid. I bet your house smells really bad.
>>63714947
>and rematch Cat
All the girls she destroyed in 10 seconds aren't getting rematches.
BOOOOO
>>63714925
> hiroshimoot in charge of quality control
lapilus is a meme master on the feet. He memes like few other his age. Meme kicks and meme fists galore. Memes.
>>63714806
>and there have been 2 fighters as commentators before so fuck off
Who?
>>63714963
>>63714946
>>63714960
Yeah, but it doesn't really matter anyway, the point is fighters can get better because of a loss 100%.
It happens in every combat sport but is very rare indeed,
.
>>63714976
Why so mad Dana? Is Ronda not giving you blow jobs now that her jaw hurts too much from actually having to fight some one who can box?
>she knocks out pro boxers in training
I love all the shilling they did for Ronda, because it makes them look like total fucking retards now.
>>63714978
Sara Mcmahon got beat by Miesha, Liz Carmush has literally disappeared and Miesha has already fought her twice. Who else is there?
>>63714784
Looks like the Requests library has some proxy functionality as an extra parameter to get/post calls
http://docs.python-requests.org/en/latest/user/advanced/#proxies
Might give that a try myself in a little while, looks like the main card is geoblocked for AU.
>>63715023
Yeah youre a fucking failure at life. I know for a fact youre ugly and poor. Do the world a favor and kill yourself. Its not like anyone would miss your pathetic bitchass.
>>63715024
nunes
reddit is for people without any friends trying to sound smart. /sp/ is for funny shit posting that makes watching fights at home more fun
>>63715023
>she knocks out pro boxers in training
>mfw I actually believed this
>Edmond actually said she's never lost a round against world champion pro boxers and I believed him like the mad man I am.
>Edmond talking about how she shadow boxes with 5 lbs weights and throws accurate punches
Why did I watch that Rogan podcast? It made me subconsciously rate Ronda higher than she actually is.
I can't wait until the 194 meetups so we can see how rough you al, are in person.
>>63715017
It took Werdum 7 years to get back to the top after JDS heemed him, even then he lost an ugly as fuck fight to Overoid along the way.
It wasn't a case of coming back better than ever and winning the title after his loss to JDS it was a case of evovling as a fighter over the better part of a decade.
>>63715024
Amanda Nunes
Jessica Penne
That fat Irish girl
Marion Reneau
Raquel Pennington
>>63715066
not as rough as the asphalt i'm going to smash your face in
>>63715014
and his meme-cardio is fantastic. he can meme for days
Has anyone reuploaded Firas Zahabi's breakdown of the Holly Holm/Rousey fight?
>>63715040
i think you're just mad because ronda lost and you didn't win your $4
>>63715037
based, i was going to try and edit it myself but I am fucking useless so your work is very much appreciated
I kind of what Sanchez to win. Not a big fan of his Cheesits thing but hes such a veteran of the sport and he always has entertaining fights
>>63715085
Bring knee pads to the meetup. I'll be putting that big mouth to good use once I knock your teeth out.
>>63715056
>2015
>Still believing Rogan's lies
Smfh tbfh with you famm
Has Sanchez any chance to win?
>>63715066
So far I've seen one other person on /sp/ that claims to be going. I'm going.
>Diego's highlights are from fights half a decade ago and a fight were that was the only worthwhile strike he threw and he got outboxed all night.
They should just show him getting blown out by Pearson and somehow getting the win, Lamas better come in with a mind to sub him or he's going to get robbed.
>>63715130
i'm bringing settlers of catan to the meetup. i don't give a fuck
>>63714844
> I want this meme to die, no fighter has comeback from being violently heemed and outclassed and looked better for it.
You're basically describing Robbie Lawler's entire career
Picks are locked in, good luck
>>63715133
Yes. Through heart, forward pressure, and a faith in Jesus Christ.
>>63715130
>>63715085
> homosexual courtship
>>63715152
fuck me i just missed it
>>63715128
I loathe Sanchez since he robbed Pearson and said he thought he took it.
Wait wait wait
was there an Asian fighter called Rock Lee?
>>63715130
>tfw i saw that italian asmr girl in a blow job video and she was pretty loving with it
>>63715132
>pat cummins is a beast!
>reks everyone at the gym
HD STREAM, DON'T FUCKING SHARE IT WITH REDDIT OR /b/ (can't link it on 4chan because 'muh spam filter', use the link in the pastebin below)
http://pastebin.com/sxsW83Pf
>>63715163
>>63715130
>>63715085
No for gay Jesus.
>>63715094
Fug, why's it down? It was awesome.
>>63715152
i got 1/6 right on the prelims, this will be fun
>>63715187
I dont remember that fight
>>63715202
To be fair it has been proven that athletes in all sports perform better in training then in the actual event.
>tfw want Lapilus to win just because I haven't seen enough mexican tears for one night.
>>63715066
8+ man tournament for the undisputed heemweight championship of /sp/
next one will be ufc 200
>>63715152
Based, thanks for this
>>63715212
Firas Zahabi should work on his TDD desu
>>63715221
Hey boy I asked you a question >>63715016
>>63715207
has my computer got a virus now?
>>63715212
UFC filed a copyright claim
they had the wrong mexican picture in the tale of the tape
#PrayForParis
>>63715153
God Bless
They showed the same mexican twice ahahhaah
>>63715133
Inside sources say YES
\o/ lapilus \o/
>>63715263
TOP KEK I saw that and thought "Uh didnt that guy already fight?"
>>63715254
They are super butthurt about Ronda losing, its almost as funny as the actual KO.
>>63715249
Your right im wrong
>>63715288
Hey little kid, can you do us all a favor and stay on /r/mma. No one wants you here.
>>63715153
Amen
What time does McGregors fight start?
>using Paris attack to fuel his fight
Nice stann.
>>63715302
lol this stupid fuck tried to claim two fighters have called fights before.
Lots of really dumb trash on /sp/ tonight.
>>63715263
bush league
i think Mos Def is going to win
>>63715348
You don't have to be tough all the time, bro
I'm surprised Ronda is still on the cover of EA UFC.
>>63715348
>before
I only said it once in this thread and I admit I am wrong
>>63715378
Dana didn't want her suicide on his conscience
We should vote for Mighty Mouse as the second person on the EA UFC 2 cover
>>63715378
I might end up getting that game but I hated EA MMA
>>63715348
chill lads.
>>63715420
It's gonna be Holly and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>>63715399
Well he's making it much worse for Ronda
>you have to... swing your body
>>63715378
>EA UFC 2 releases
>the opening tutorial is recreating Rondas KO
Is it one American who gets uppity and unnecessarily insulting?
What did I miss lads?
SPINNING SHIT BTFO
>>63715422
The first EA UFC game is pretty good, I hated EA MMA too.
>>63715465
a few good heems and a Polish blanket
bruce lee should be on the cover desu
>>63715263
>>63715349
Who cares. they all look the same
Pls someone link
>>63715422
I used to enjoy being Overeem and fighting Brett Rogers and just winging big hooks
bit silly dropping on a guillotine when youve rocked the guy with a punch imo
>>63715460
I don't know, try bad mouthing Ronda, that usually summons his autistic impotent rage.
Why does everyone in MMA do the shittiest Guillotine defense ever?
I was taught to put pressure on the chest with my shoulder
>>63715473
Only good thing about that game was Japanese Rules and Bas Rutten
Does the new game have PRIDE rules?
>>63715501
Says the fucking potato.
>>63715532
Pressure on the neck,chin and chest rather
>>63715505
Ch. 26
whos wining so far?
>>63715587
The fans!
>>63715532
Not that I've seen from playing it with my friend, shame too because it was fun stomping on Murr's head with Lesnar in UFC undisputed 3.
>>63715587
Perez
>>63715501
>A British person is saying this
Long live the Queen.
>>63715501
the only reason anyone likes irish people is because you guys talk like hobbits
>>63715587
Probably 1-1 or 2-0 for the Perez
>>63715587
I think the Frenchman because he managed to hurt Perez
Alexa Grasso will never fight again ;_;
>>63715628
no ._.
>>63715599
Why wouldnt they add that in? It was awesome in Undisputed 3 with the whole roster and everything. Zuffa still owns PRIDE rights dont they?
>>63715628
Why not?
>>63715628
I want to put her entire face in my mouth
Is that normal
Why does that fatfuck John Morgan always wear obnoxious brightly colored shirts? Does he like seeing himself on TV?
>>63715674
She keeps getting Dominick cruzed
>>63715628
shes currently with Invicta isnt she?
STILL NO PC MMA
>>63715690
She's is 22 though. Plenty of time.
lapilost 4sure
>>63715719
one day bro
we'll get mma on the pc
Based Goyito
>>63715726
yeah latin girls age pretty well
meanwhile paige van zant will be like old milk by 25
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63715750
>>63715750
>>63715750
>>63715750
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
29-28 Perez
>surprised he didn't spread his legs a little more
>>63715726
mexican girls can't make 115 pounds after their mid 20s.
exciting stuff
>>63715780
Breathe into yur BALLS
>>63715739
>>63715719
There is no real combat game for PC only shitty Street Fighter and ripoffs
Some guy is doing a Muay Thai game.
Seems to be going good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmKNgxjulHQ&user=MuayThaiGame
