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Upcoming MMA events:
November 20 - Bellator 146/WSOF 25 (on now)
November 21 - UFC FN: Magny vs Gastelum/ONE Championship 35
November 28 - UFC FN: Masvidal vs Henderson
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale
UFC Fight Night: Magny vs Gastelum is live tomorrow, Saturday, November 21, from the Arena Monterrey in Monterrey, Mexico.
Weigh-in video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsWCwKStnT4
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK):
Neil Magny (171) vs. Kelvin Gastelum (171)
Ricardo Lamas (146) vs. Diego Sanchez (145)
Jussier Formiga (126) vs. Henry Cejudo (126)
Erick Montano (169) vs. Enrique Marin (170)
Enrique Barzola (155) vs. Horacio Gutierrez (154)
Efrain Escudero (156) vs. Leandro Silva (155)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK):
Erik Perez (136) vs. Taylor Lapilus (136)
Hector Urbina (171) vs. Bartosz Fabinski (170)
Scott Jorgensen (135.5) vs. Alejandro Perez (135.5)
Gabriel Benitez (145) vs. Andre Fili (145)
>Fightpass Early Prelims (On Fightpass at 6:30 pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK):
Vernon Ramos (170) vs. Alvaro Herrera (171)
Cezar Arzamendia (155) vs. Marco Polo Reyes (155)
Valmir Lazaro (155) vs. Michel Prazeres (156)
headkicks are the most aesthetic maneuver in mma
That FUCKING Bellator heem!
HEEM WOBBLY!
>>63687683
I read that as heemkicks for some reason.
Is there a UFC fighter with a more hood name then Bubba Jenkins?
Barajas: great wrestler, shitty overall puncher.
>>63687732
It doesnt sound hood at all. It sounds redneck. Where the fuck are you from?
yoked
That jewfro guy didnt have any muscle at all
>>63687773
>xbox
>halo
>2015
Wow this whitey on lion fight got trashed up
where the bellator headkick webm?
>>63687781
he had NOTHING at all.
congrats olivia
UFC = PS4,Nike,WWE,Iphone
TNA= Wii U, Reebok,TNA,Blu
WSOF = siemens phone, Starter, CZW
>>63687781
BREHS!!!
>>63687773
Her and the black girl look like fitness models. No problem with that.
>>63687748
you seem upset Bubba
Oh ok, the WSOF broadcast has ended.
Jumping to Lelletor. Here's hoping crimaz carries both WSOF and Lion Fight.
>>63687801
UFC = big mac
Bellator = whopper
WSOF = jumbo jack
>Shamrock vs Gracie
>Kimbo vs Dada 5000
Undercard featuring all the guys from Bumfights
>post yfw UFC194 is just over 3 weeks away
Does the britbro have another link for the tournament?
Feels GREAT knowing nobody here has a chance in heck of stopping my patented kimura sweep!
>>63687845
holy sweet flying fuck
makes me almost as hard as fililipinas do
>>63687845
who is this and where do i find more
>illegal to wear contact lenses in a fight
I understand why, but since when?
HEEM SLEEPY
>>63687919
It would be stupid to do it either way if one contact falls out you're blind in one eye
>>63687962
or you depth perception is all fucked up killing your accuracy
>>63687841
should holly be renamed Holly HEEM now?
Holy shit, I blinked and the fight was already over.
>You have the ability to go back to last Friday and tell your last Friday self Rousey will lose at 193
>How does last week you react?
>>63687866
post yfw everyone gets injured and it goes from being the GOAT card to a shitty fight night tier card
>>63688028
I'd try to kick my future's self ass for spoiling such an important moment
>>63688028
put 10k on Holly
>"Superman punch to his face"
Well, shit. It sounds stupid... but it worked.
>The other guy is a devoted father of 6 children
No pullout game confirmed.
Based Manhoef coming out to Argie Tango.
>Hisaki Kato
>Trains in Paris
Not what I was expecting
why is Manhoof allowed to fight still? He looked done 2 years ago...
>>63688166
RU FI O
RU FI O
>>63688190
this is shopped right?
BREHS
why does this japanese dude look like damian maia?
lolllllll
HEEM SLEEPY
MY GOD
FUCKING HEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM
HEEEEM SLEEP
Good fight lads. Is the WSOF not live thats starting now?
>>63688225
can she be any more roided?
>tfw she has enlarged clit
HEEMD
>>63687848
Jumbo Jack > Whopper >>>>>>>>>>>>>Shit Mac
Also fuck Bellator. That stoppage was early as fuck. He fell but he was about to get up. Was awake too. No excuse for that shit.
DAAAAAAM. I mean, I kindda wanted Misaki to win, but his neck game was weak. What a shame.
>>63688275
Main card just started
IM IN LOVE
H E E M ! based manhoef, finishing in 1st round so we can watch WSOF
>>63687848
UFC is a mcmchicken
that was great, Schilling, Kato and Manhoef should fight each other again
>2 fighters who lost both move on
KEK, what a shit show
>>63688309
This is not Kato's last fight, not by a long shot. Specially since the stoppage was fair, sure, but fucking early too.
Wtf so some of the winners in the tournament got hurt so the losers move on? Was the guy Ricci heemed cleared?
The alternate is cleared but they're using losers instead?
anyone got a working link for wsof??
>>63688278
demi lovato fan pls
>>63688406
findminecraft.com/WSOFHD
>>63688352
I've only seen the 2 bellator fights from Kato and I'm already a fan, Coker should throw a can for his next one, what is Rhino Marshall doing these days?
>>63688404
>alternate
They don't have any alternate fighters
>>63688406
>>63688406
here u go bro and i'm watching it on tv so u know i care
http://zunox.hk/zxtv104.html
>>63688422
i think marshall is suspended but not sure how long
>>63688416
nice try fagit
HEEM SCRAMY
AGAIN
G
A
I
N
MORE LEGS FOR THE LEG LOCK GOD
>>63688478
>this asian posting
>my dick
kato was waiting for melvin to get into his guard bro, wtf
This guy will heel hook everyone and win the belt.
this guy is like an unretarded paul harris
>WSOF stream just starts
>Patino is already out.
Poor Patino. He never stood a fucking chance.
>Brazilian Samurai
Imagine if Foster beats Palomino and is heel hooked again. Would be hilarious. .
>>63688611
Erm... guy... Patino lost already.
>>63688493
Are you the Philippina guy?
>tfw sneaking in a cheeky rewatch of Holm/Housey during intermission
>>63688673
>Implying any of these leglocks are new
My coach was doing this shit in the 80's brah. Remember when spider guard came out? He does. before that, it was just called "bicep slicer position".
They don't do a lot of leglocks because they are especially risky when someone can get on top.
fucking ricci ducking palomino
what a pussy
Who /WEEDLMAO/ here?
Level 1 reporting in about to go to 5.
>>63688742
no one does leg locks because there aren't any fighters besides Paul Harris who know how to do them well.
>yfw I kno u were trollin like a tard but used it as an excuse to post qt 3.14's
>>63688658
i wish i had a phillipina
>>63688758
Ricci seems like a such a bitch.
>bitch on TUF
>which was a terrible season all around
>gets wrestle fucked to the living death by Colton Smith
>losing to Colton Smith
>losing to that piece of shit
>2013 (?)
>that year or any year
>goes off to Titan (I think)
>takes their money
>fights once and pulls out because "muh injury"
>fucks off to WSOF where he is scared
>>63688804
There are plenty of fighters with good leglocks, but they are too dangerous. Hector Lombard could leglock a motherfucker but it's easier to just testosterone a motherfucker up.
>Foster putting up a fight.
What the fuck am I even watching?
HEEM STOPPY
>>63688934
these wsof LW's would get absolutely shreked by cruickshank.
>>63688854
>>63688804
Good point about Lombard. That also brings up Josh Barnett who is an amazing leglocker, but look at how many leglocks he has in competition in all his fucking fights. 2. 2 leg locks. That mother fucker loves leg locks. I remember him being interviewed on the post fight for when Erik Paulson came back. Josh was like "It was a good fight, but I wanted to see Erik leg lock him".
Now that we are talking about Erik Paulson, Erik Paulson is a fucking master of leg locks. His license plate is fucking "LEGLOKR". He only has 1 fucking leg lock finish.
Fuck, most fighters under good coaches know how to leg lock. One leg locked me today when we were grappling.
Foster = Good wrestler and puncher.
That-guy-who-fought-the-jewfro-guy (help with the name? I forgot) = Good wrestler, shitty puncher.
That's the difference.
Foster is tired as fuck, the other guy will win on cardio alone if he doesn't get another leglock
>>63688975
>Barnett
>Paulson
This reminds me I read Ronda's friends left GFC. One went to those guys.
>>63689047
Was probably Baszler, who was with Barnetto before all that anyway.
>>63689039
I would consider Barnett Tier 1 in leglocks, maximum Tier 2.
Real fight fans and Australians are staying up for brace
>>63689055
He tapped Ryron Gracie with a toehold in metamoris, that was pretty great.
![TUF_22_Finale_event_poster-375x413-1442030495[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zyAJJ1S.jpg "TUF 22 Finale event poster-375x413-1442030495[1]")
>>63689073
Who wins this fight? I think Chad would surprise you lads
>>63688804
>posts Asians
>doesn't know Imanari
>>63689108
didn't he also weigh 50 lbs more too? I mean I know Barnett looks like a fat piece of shit but that's mostly body type.
>>63689117
I'm surprised Edgar is a decent sized favorite. Mendes is basically a much better version of Gray Maynard, he might actually be able to get the finish.
>>63689117
Frankie via heart of a champion
>>63689117
yeah it would be cool to see Edgar get heemed
Can someone help me rebuild my amateur heem folder?
>>63689117
Mendes via TKO in the first round
>>63689195
>she stops him immediately
wtf is that shit
>>63689139
Yeah, he was heavier, I don't know by how much. I think a lot of that had to do with the fact that he was a last-second replacement, though.
>>63689239
>>63689139
Ryron looked scared from the start. He felt that steroid-autism-strength senpai's
>>63689217
if he kills him he could get manslaughter, if he stands there and beats the shit out of him he could go to prison
though as hard as his head slammed into that counter he may have already been ded
>>63689217
bullshit stoppage honestly
>>63689195
>you now notice that dent in the table from the dude's body getting slammed
GOT DAMN SON
>>63689217
She was in on the robbery. She just hands over the money and then stops the guy because he is killing her partner in crime.
HEEM SELEPY
FUUUUUUCK
well that was a mismatch
Weird. I thought most of the impact was absorbed by the arm. Guess not.
>>63689298
he looks like Beavis doing Cornholio with his shirt over his head like that.
>>63689338
who is this
>That banter.
Hard not to like the fellow. What was his name again? Might be worth remembering at least one of his names.
>>63689458
Jason High. Only reason he got kicked out of the UFC was that he pushed a ref.
Oh he likes to rhyme
Jason High is a fucking meme I hope he is heemed like Overeem. Seriously fuck Kansas City dirt people.
>>63689429
High is a former WW and Payan is a former FW, I think its much more difficult to properly block a kick when you are at that much of a power disadvantage
>>63689437
someone's gf on r9k
>>63689476
yeah he's seems somewhat capable enough to be a ufc fighter.
got that ATT style down
Are all black people from Kansas City as cool as Tech N9ne and Jason Hight?
>>63687781
>>63687845
>>63687919
>>63688190
>>63688478
>>63688673
>>63688804
>>63689139
>>63689338
>>63689431
>all this asian /hightest/
wew lad
>>63689047
>>63689054
Not sure what you mean. I know one the girls from our gym was training out their with Ronda, but as far as I knew she was also training at CSW the whole time and some other places too.
>>63689039
I'm guessing you don't actually grapple or know any of these people.
>>63689476
Well, I'll follow him on facebook. Why the fuck not?
will Foster get heel hooked twice in one night? has that been done before?
THE M-M-A UNIVERSE IS WATCHING US RIGHT NOW
ok heem wtf, I just realized that joao zeferino fought rafael natal at MW and elias silverio at WW in the ufc and now hes a LW? thats a pretty serious weight cut
>>63689657
Anthony Rumble Johnson has fought at 170, 185, 205, and heavyweight. Zeferino ain't got shit on him.
Ok, that "fuck you, and your kicks too!" moment by Foster was kind of hilarious.
Foster fighting like a guy who wants it
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BASED FUCKING FOSTER!
HEEM SLEEPY
HE FUCKING DID IT
Heeem
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM
RIP
Solid night of fights. Hopefully the same tomorrow.
its not really cool to get subbed and then "win" the tournament
great night of fights guys.
Gaethje vs Foster is gonna be a sure k.o.
HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS AWESOME!
FOSTER WITH THE FUCKING MIRACLE!
I need a webm of that SO BADLY.
>>63689910
Ernesto Hoost won the K1 Grand Prix the same night he got heemed by Bob Sapp. There's a precedent.
>>63690034
That fight makes me angry. Can't even watch it.
What kind of piece of shit makes a 400lb guy fight a 220 lbs.
>>63690034
Hoost was probably GOAT, but him getting HEEM'd by Sapp both times they fought was the funniest shit ever. Any time some fag who's a blue belt in bjj goes "muh technique!", just point them to the Sapp vs. Hoost fights.
>>63690107
Well, Sapp pretty much lost to everyone else.
Cro Cop heemed him pretty good.
>>63689217
The robber was her father.
>>63690166
CroCop not only broke Sapp's orbital socket, but also his will to fight with that punch. Bob-bu only showed up to get a paycheck after that fight.
Imagine fighting on a shit irrelevant card like Magny vs Gastelum that no one wants to watch and the media are only attending so they can ask you who is going to win McGregor vs Aldo
>>63690351
allow me to answer that! Aldo is going to win, and you can go cry about it. Tomorrow nights card is hardly irrelevant.
>Tfw getting depressed the further away we move from UFC 193
>>63690209
is this what happens when you don't join the team?
>>63690554
>tfw Reeboks "ask how do you want your hair?"
>>63690622
If you're lucky.
HERE WE GO BOYOS
BRACE 37 IS LIVE
here's a stream families
http://zunox.hk/zxtv34.html
where my ausbros at?
i love me some benny alloway
>>63690877
google says the site is scum
>>63690902
Not the same guy but try this one:
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/brace-37-mma-live-streaming
>>63690554
Searched Honda Housey earlier to see if she an heroed yet. Most sites, hers included, still state she is champ. literally wat
>>63690902
google blacklisted it for streaming
its a good site
man this dude's suck
i could heem both of them at the same time
man brace has the worst production i've ever seen
and jens pulver's voice isnt made for commentating
HEEM BREAKY
nasty arm break just happened on brace
http://zunox.hk/zxtv34.html
>>63687732
she was cuter back when she didn't think she was god's gift to mma
>>63688072
>not putting everything on holly
no McFly ever amounted to anything
Conor has been left with a nice scar above his eye.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj9nRI5zwpc
>>63690554
nobody cares
HEEM LEAKY
finally a good fight on brace
every fight has been a first round stoppage btw
>>63691145
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
this card is better than 189
show a fucking replay already
Link, lads?
>>63691185
they literally aren't technically capable of showing a replay
they havent shown one all night, pretty pathetic 2bh
worst production value i've ever seen
>>63691193
http://zunox.hk/zxtv34.html
with chat too
google has the site blacklisted for streaming, just click through. its not dangerous. its a good streaming site
n pls b webm bro so u can do replays for us cuz they're incapable of it apparently
>>63691207
FIGHT BACK MARK
Damn, that was a really well timed takedown
HEEM ILLEGAL KNEE
another 1st round stoppage
>>63691207
Look right before the takedown. The guy gets hit with an elbow. Ref should have stopped the fight way earlier.
>>63691207
the chris is a fucking mythical being
>>63691343
too bad he's gonna get headkick heem'd by rockhold
ps
HEEM TAPPY
>>63691356
how long until tumenov gets rassled
its really a matter of time
based benny "blanco" alloway is up now
he's my favorite fighter from tuf smashes
even above whitaker desu
tough aussie bastard
Aw man, poor Kato
>>63691380
sometimes u do the heem'ing, sometimes u are the one that gets heem'd.
such is life in the fight game
good scrap so far
hope benny turns up the pace in this last round and gets the finish
https://instagram.com/p/-Ru9XRqGpQ/
>sage squatting 180kg
>more than jones
kek
>>63691581
>these quarter squats top kek
>>63691633
going any lower is very bad for the knees, he has perfect form right there
>>63691581
does anyone else wake up with boners after squat day? happens to me every time
>>63691660
>not always waking up with steel-hard morning boners
You must have low test tbqh fám
>>63691645
(you)
>>63691207
That's terrible fucking ref right there.
>>63691697
yeah
>>63691697
nah
>>63691645
Does anyone still unironically believe that going to parallel is less harmful for your knees than going ATG?
Has Jones posted any other lifts besides deadlift?
>>63691956
he OHP'd cormier
anyone seen this fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbbJ07YJ1rg
excellent scrap
combined over 3000 punches thrown, the most ever in a boxing match..
AND they're light heavyweights.
Also anyone got any fights/vids of what ronda should've done against the southpaw straight left, or a good southpaw getting shut down by an orthodox fighter?
>>63692033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH-teXzP-2w
>>63692033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwDFOGmBzik
southpaw getting outboxed
>>63692033
Man boxing is fucking shit even at it's best
>>63692537
Nick Diaz leads with his strong hand though, which usually isn't the case.
>>63690922
Thats because shes a once in ever fighter, even if she looses, she still remains champ
>>63692787
Bisping does that too doesn't he?
>>63692952
Who cares what Bisping does?
>>63693206
>dat disgusting lack of trigger discipline from Al and Munoz
>>63693206
>dat fucking goof in the middle with shitty trigger discipline gonna blow off his buddy's foot
Any good sites like crimaz where I can watch yesterday's events without downloading torrents? I missed Lion Fights and Brace.
>>63693206
Heres another newb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5SjD-KcSkE
Lesnar is magdumping a semi-automatic anti material rifle from the hip and shows zero (0) trigger discipline.
I'm pretty sure this warrants a breach of fighter code of conduct.
>who shoots prairie dogs with anti material rifles ffs?
>>63693346
Wait, is that Brock's brother?
>>63693364
appears so
he's a big guy but doesn't look quite as aryan as borksmash
Why is she allowed to lie?
>>63693578
and she has the chutzpah to say she's a Christian...
>>63693591
Tomorrow we get to see her on video hand deliver the money her fans raised for chairty
I have a very clear vision of Aldo taking Conor down, quickly mounting him, then throwing punches and cutting elbows until either Conor is unconscious or Herb decides he has given enough extra time for Conor to do something.
>>63693346
>unironically naming your children "Chad" and "Brock"
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with americans?
>>63693933
Bartolomeo pls
Gus has proper trigger discipline.
>>63694015
guns don't make you less of a crybaby
Well boys, I woke up and Autumn was officially Heemed. Whats your forecast look like.
>>63694031
Machismo and gun culture is only prevalent in the US tho.
Still no torrents of WSOF yet?
>>63694046
looks comfy, I'm hoping for 10+ inches on Thanksgiving
>>63694078
Buy another pair of skinny jeans
>>63694103
So is your mom. Tell her I'll be by with the kibbles n bits and kennel where we put your dad while we have nice pussy sex
-#rekt
>>63694101
>that .webm
>>63694046
Where do you live?
>>63694046
nice land bro
>>63694131
2much2bh
>>63693933
'Brock Lesnar' might be the most befitting name ever given to a person. It sounds exactly like he looks.
>>63694131
>not even white
please stop
>>63694046
we had our first 40C day
feeling ready for a proper dry one
first el nino in a whiiiiiiiile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovs52CMV5ig
>>63694236
Speaking of fitting names I wonder how she could have done in MMA.
>>63694031
Of course not, real men insult proffesional fighters manliness on an imageboard
>>63694278
For an island of criminals you've done quite while for yourselves. It shows that Europe's worst is better than Africa, Asia, and South America's best.
>>63694046
nice
>tfw hasn't snowed here since 1996
>>63694313
Correct. They also admit when fighters lose. They also are fans of a fighter just because he's from where they live. Fucking keklord.
>>63694346
What you wrote kind of contradicts itself.
Also
>America talking about keks
comfier card tonight desu
no casuals, no lagging streams, no hype, no once in a forever athletes, and I have some ribs in the slow cooker for tonight
>>63694173
>>63694202
>>63694322
I live in Michigan so this is actually super comfy, didn't even know the snow was coming, it was just there when I got up.
>>63694401
>sweden talking about keks
back to the shed joel
>>63694422
Yeah I guess it's "comfy" when you have modern technology. You're still a retard and your life is objectively shit compared to mine (as is very likely anyone else's in this thread).
Is the Thrill and Agony for 193 supposed to be on Fight Pass yet? I just checked and it's not up.
>>63694418
As much as I love the huge hype from cards with marquee fights like 193 and the FUCKING STACKED WHAT THE FUCK feel of 187/189/194 type cards there's just something so nice about maximum comfy cards like this
>>63694446
>trying to "objectively" compare lives
god damn you're dumb. Please enlighten us all on the objective meaning of life. If you are trying to compare "objectively", you must have some idea of the universal purpose of life.
>>63694472
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-193-the-thrill-and-the-agony
there's no new Ronda footage though
Is this faggot ever going to fight?
>>63694551
UFC 200
>>63684659
Gastelum
Lamas
Cejudo
Escudero
>>63694507
>taking bait THAT obvious
>>63694551
it's official
>>63694446
>Yeah I guess it's "comfy" when you have modern technology
You're God Damn right. currently snuggled up in my recliner with a mug of coffee, playing some Fallout 4
>>63694672
Nice rebuttal. Get rekt kiddo.
>>63694551
>gyno
>>63694717
>not curling up and reading pirated books on your iPad mini instead
>>63693337
Anyone? Or should I just donate to MMA-streams and call it a day?
>>63694775
That sounds comfy too, what are you reading?
>>63694775
>reading on an iPad mini
Get a kindle paper white, best investment for you're eyes if you read regularly on a device.
Reminder that Anthony Johnson fought at welterweight
>>63694775
>reading books on an LCD display
>>63694828
>falling for the eye strain meme
>>63694775
>reading
i sincerely hope you don't do this
>>63694856
I have an iPad mini and a paper white, I was speaking from experience
when are the word filters going away?
>>63694515
Weird. It's not on the Thrill and Agony page for me or in the search results.
>dat redness at the site of impact
>>63694927
whenever the dumb admin decides to care about this website
>>63694927
Fight now t
>>63694934
fightpass search is completely broken desu
>>63694934
>Getting kicked in the neck so hard it leaves a bruise
>It's been almost a week since this fight but it feels like yesterday due to how many times I've rewatched it
>>63694970
This. They need to work on the seo within the app. they also should be working on going back through events and breaking up events so they will be all avaliable as individual fights.
>>63694101
So far, we're missing WSOF, Lion Fights, and Brace torrents. Still waiting for updates on those.
>>63695073
I wish Lion Fight was more loved. Do you happen to have a torrent for 25?
>>63695160
Nope. Best I can get is 24, and that's not even on a public tracker.
Guys, tonight will be Kelvins breakout night. This is his return to welterweight and his chance to propel himself back up the ladder. I don't think he is going to waste this oppurtunity. The UFC hired him a nutritionist a while ago to make sure his weight is on point. This is the first camp he has been training at Kings MMA with Corderio. His unrelenting forward pressure is going to be more brutal than ever. he will be making a run at the title next year.
Ronda Looks ready
Look at that boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZL-_p-JNJU
>>63695456
I agree completely, plus Magny is just too basic to be a real serious threat to Kelvin. That being said, if Magny does win, how does he do it?
>>63695821
>that blood spatter on her cheek
>that blood dripping on her thigh
This hurt my brain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WztUKK68Prc
>>63693578
Why are you so obsessed with her? Your life must really suck.
>>63694446
What a faggot you are. I bet youre that florida faggot that thinks florida isnt a wasteland of elderly jews.
>>63696185
That's a long shot, Magny has literally zero power in his hands, Bisping tier tbqh
>>63696465
Paige pls go
>>63695821
By using his reach and striking to disrupt Kelvin's takedowns. Kelvin is a pressure fighter. He loves the clinch and he loves wall n stall. Magny needs to trust his jab and keep his feet moving.
>>63694775
Last book you read and what are you reading currently, brah? Anything put off for a comfy Christmastide?
>>63696569
Wow real original response. did you come up with that all by yourself?
>>63696641
I read that in Paige's voice
>>63696641
irony: the post
>>63696464
>armbar attack
>taking one of the worst kicks to the head in ufc history
>tried to take her on at her own game
>#prayforronda taken seriously
>thinking she posted that
>>63688302
Damn she is just 34 years old but looks around 40.
>>63694046
Wow. I'll never understand anyone who chooses to exist somewhere like that. No offense to you or your family.
>>63696716
I grew up with it so i guess i dont see it as a hardship so much as just a part of life. I've lived places with high, year round temperatures but found that the heat and humidity bothered me far more than the cold ever has.
any heem bros watching secret vs og?
>>63691633
>>63691581
http://youtu.be/Dw5_Vd6_0wM
>>63696716
But it's great, you can ski and shit
>>63696694
You forgot
>Beaten by the mostly UNKNOW challenger Holly Holm
>Seen by EVERYBODY as unbeatabel
10/10 reporting
>>63696716
post a picture of your backyard
>>63696464
god i hate the way rounda talks, reeks of insecurity
>>63696920
really like og desu
>>63696716
1.) comfy fires during a blizzard
2.) winter sports
3.) personally I like seasons. I wouldn't want to live someplace that was just cold or hot all year.
>>63697055
yea it makes you appreciate all of them, except for fall that can go heem itself
>>63696716
winter owns. the feeling of being out while its cold and not feeling cold except for the wind on your face cuz youre bundled or being active is the best.
>>63697075
I like the parts of fall with colorful leaves, sweaters are comfy, and girl are all wearing yoga pants. Once it is just cold and now snowing it does suck.
>>63697208
>now snowing
*not snowing
lads where can I watch Lion fight?
>>63696713
She was qt when she was younger. But boxing destroys your face.
>>63696920
yeah, got up at 5am to watch EG vs. OG as well. Who you got?
also, EG/Secret were some solid games but I'm glad EG isn't in the finals because now I can just enjoy the games and not worry about EG losing
>>63697528
expected a clean sweep for secret initially but damn og are playing their absolute a game.
still pulling for secret the dream is not dead yet.
>>63697528
>>63696920
What are you talking about? Please dont tell me gookclick.
>>63697403
lel, boxing wasnt what destroyed his face.
>>63697593
secret fucked up when they didn't draft any heal. their games are always dicey when they do that.
>>63697596
enjoy your rising sea levels
>>63697649
wow mike tyson was handsome when he was younger.
>>63697596
florida?
>>63697649
VERY RARE BASED ROBERTO "JUST" DURAN MMA FIGHT (Obese prank)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcAyyWinZo
>>63697596
>>63694046
literally better than esther lin
i bet you have better voices too
>>63697599
No chinese teams in top 3 senpai
>>63696780
>past 20ish
What? A woman's prime years are in her early twenties.
Her descent to sexual irrelevance begins at 24.
>>63684659
>>63684659
You're based for ignoring the TUF finals m8
Gastelum Submission Round 3
Lamas Decision
Cejudo Decision
Escudero KO/TKO Round 3
>>63697596
literally infested with sharks
>>63697208
Yea but that lasts like a couple weeks, as soon as things get wet and below 10 it's all fucked
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/21/9773428/mma-news-gray-maynard-announces-drop-to-featherweight-for-next-ufc-bout
>tfw eating a delicious breakfast sandwich while rewatching rousey/holm
>>63697891
Somebody get him on JRE, he needs "the talk
"
>>63697891
Please just stop Gray. Dude was slurring all over the place last time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnSzEIqTXs
>>63697891
Gray, no. Your brain needs that water for cushioning.
>>63697891
Gray Maynard is going to seriously hurt himself and the sport when he is unable to form a sentence in 10 years.
>>63697891
i remember in one of his fights with frankie goldberg and rogan were arguing over him being 200 pounds when he was lifting heavy.
>>63697891
First death in the octogon incoming
>>63688804
Holy shit...muh dick
>>63697891
He really must need the money. Someone get him a job teaching high school wrestling jesus christ.
>>63698201
What? He hasn't been able to form a coherent sentence in years. I'm not sure if he's punchdrunk or just a really dumb guy.
>>63698079
>"S-S-s-had a kid"
are you guys watching this in one tab?
I bet Gray was roiding it up all these years and now that USADA is up everyone's ass, he got off the gear and lost muscle weight.
>>63698262
for you
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63687667/#63694131
>>63698079
Still looks infinitely better than Mirko did here. He must have had his wiring scrambled or something.
>right in the feels
>>63698449
Is that a tattoo of Mary (mother of Jesus)? If so, it's pretty nice.
At least we know some of Diego's slurring was from alcoholism
>>63697770
roooooo stop bullying esther
>>63698474
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nagpGfyMPmw
>>63698474
mirko is like 50 though and has way more fights than maynard
getting hit in the face for a living is really shitty for facial aesthetics
>>63698591
i do that when i consume alcohol
what does it mean
Does anyone have a webm of this finish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tESUhWkBIwE
>>63698591
Mirko has had a twitch forever to be honest
>>63698621
ugh how about u dont drink...drinking is really unhealthy, and people do stupid crap when they're drunk...i know u might not listen to me, but hey i took a wild shot.
>>63697891
#prayforgray
>>63698688
i like chad and frankie t.b.h.
>Dad used to be huge MMA fan
>Fan since Pride, never missed a major MMA event
>Turns 50 about 3 years ago
>can't stay awake past 10 PM anymore
>starts missing PPVs and fight nights because he can't stay up
>fast forward to today
>only knows Diego Sanchez on the whole card.
feels bad man
>>63698608
Actually, boxing makes you more handsome.
>>63698713
But it intensifies at times. It's not like Ryan Hall for instance.
>>63698079
He's always had a stutter though. Not saying he's in pristine condition, but the stutter makes it seem extra bad when it isn't really.
>>63698498
i wish 4chan had a religion board desu
/rel/
>>63698784
>sweden
>gay
you are new
>>63698795
(f)u11chan does and it's fucking awful
Was it a lucky kick?
>>63698498
>that Virgin Mary tat
Santa Maria.
>>63698893
it was lucky in the sense it didn't collapse Ronda's windpipe
>>63698832
Not gay, I can just admit that Martinez is a goodlooking man.
Just like Luke Rockhold
>>63698893
>american "bait"
>>63698893
100%. Rousey was winning that fight up with her forward pressure up until that exchange. Hom better enjoy her short rental of the belt, cause Ronda's gonna EMBARASS her next time they clasheroo in the ringeroo
>>63698893
Yeah Ronda had the fight basically won
>>63698079
he literally looks like a 60 year old man
>>63698917
Speaking of which, and speaking of Valerie getting kicked in the neck too, Mighty Mo got kicked in the trachea hard enough for it to be a TKO once. Some podunk zombie K-1 or Glory card.
>>63698844
Thank (You).
Can he do it against Mendes?
>>63698957
People age differently, Anon.
>>63698893
It's so beautiful.
>>63697891
doesn't he walk around at like 190 or whatever?
>>63698907
>Santa Maria
Бoгopoдицa.
>>63699080
yeah, but he can remove the unused parts of his brain to cut weight
>>63698988
Depends. Mendes has a bit of a weird striking rhythm. He seems often to settle into a "okay, you give me some of yours, and then when you reset I'll give you some of mine". Works fine against Muay Thai style strikers, but against boxers who that's an easy way to lose fights.
Not sure how their wrestling will stack up though.
I think Edgar might be able to get it done.
>>63688225
Still upset mai waifu got BTFO. I mean, look at that face, it's heartbreaking.
>>63699145
the brain only weighs about 3 pounds, guy is gonna need to remove a kidney or a leg or two to make 145.
Magny is going to upset Gastelum, tbf senpai
Serious question: are all make fighters circumcised? It seems strange to not get cut and have to make up the differential during the weight cut.
>>63698924
Only Rockhold looks like shit now
>>63699255
Did you know the brains of compulsive liars are physically larger?
>>63699362
What did she mean by this?
>>63699219
Edgar is a pro at creating and moving into space, and Mendes has a slow, methodical, Weidman-esque pressuring style that may not be dynamic enough to shut him down. It's a very hard fight to pick.
>>63699374
>"A kiss with a fist is better than none"
>>63699362
Why does Holly look like a boiled dog half the time? :^(
>>63699368
when your brain processes new information it automatically accepts it as true, literally 100% of the time. posting on 4chan 16 hours a day trains you to be skeptical.
>>63699307
>tfw only 7 inches
>>63699368
i lie on here professionally and i'm as dumb as shit
>>63698795
That's /his/
Every ideology, zero sources
>>63699416
I think I'm a little less sold than you on the pressure Mendes brings. Haven't watched Aldo/Mendes 2 in a while though, might be time for that.
How would you see a potential Conrad vs Edgar fight going?
>>63699701
His pressure is best on display in the Lamas fight, he pushes Ricardo back so much that he has to throw to just create some space, counters him, and knocks him down.
>How would you see a potential Conrad vs Edgar fight going?
Like this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yiGpIHTKm8
McGregor just leaves himself too naked after throwing and he's mid-air before he can even fish for underhooks.
>>63699701
edgar via scrub swansoning
>>63699416
I don't think Mendes and Weidman really aren't similar in how they pressure other than both feinting takedowns.
>>63699796
>imagine that happening to Jones at some point
It will be glorious, senpai.
>>63699862
They just use similar methods of closing the distance, the sense that they go forward carefully, unlike some pressure fighters like McGregor who get you on the end of his punches from virtually the opening bell.
>>63699796
Is it wierd that that vid kind of turns me on?
So, we're only 3 weeks out from what could quite literally be the goat card
>>63700026
it's the most sexually satisfying thing available on the internet
>>63700037
I have a bit of a spergout every time I see that 0 in leg reach stat to be quite full frank with youse
>>63700037
What kind of media coverage do you think they'll have for this? Conor on Conan?
I think people have burned themselves out on Ronda and Holly
>>63700203
I think holly and Honda has gotten people generally more excited about the UFC than they have been in a while. I think 194 is huge.
>>63700130
I have been watching the fight once a day for the last week, each time i notrce something new that makes it even sweeter, today i noticed a bunch of casual pretty girls in the crowd turning around crying while she is getting btfo.
It has so many levels of satisfaction
>>63700401
She would make Vanzant her bitch
>>63700401
Why do you keep posting this
If I write any prisoner it's going to be Alyssa Bustamante
>>63700524
disgusting
>>63698449
is that Christopher Moltisanti
>That glorious feel when you know you can heem literally anyone on this board.
December is gonna be so comfy lads
>>63700563
OH!
>>63700567
I'm literally the only one who could possibly know what that feels like though.
>>63700563
>>63700567
nice proxies
>>63700567
if you tried to heem me i would shoot you
>>63700567
Then why did only dune coons get into TUF "Europe"?
>>63700466
193 was just about the novelty of female fighters and the blind following of "Gurl Power"
We'll see how 194 does. It's truly the superior card but is the public convinced?
>>63700037
Seing McGregor and Aldo actualy punch eachother seems impossible
Anyone else notice a certain someone hasn't been mentioned once in this thread?
>>63700893
>only white guy is named muhamed
Every time
>the state of Europe
>>63700936
it's just going to turn out to be a kissing fest imo
>>63700941
Cain?
>>63700956
he's not white, literally none of them are white
Do you guys ever grApple with your bros in a no homo way?
https://instagram.com/p/-VFEiPhPRK/
>>63700981
Aggressive kissing or cutesy stuff?
>>63701017
>he's here to seek asylum, joe
>>63700981
Aldo may ruin it but I hope he bangs
>>63700956
>dark hair
>white
>>63700941
McGregor? Lithkek? Mayweather? Ronda? Dana? Joe. It's Joe isn't it?
>reminder Joe eats healthy food like nine eggs sandwiches and KFC
>Joe does HGH
>Joe admitted to having hair transplants
>Joe's sex drive is ruined
>Joe has multiple injuries from sparring hard and training like a fighter
>Joe tells guests when asked about his girls that it's because of his low test like many fighters because they train hard like he does
.__.
>>63701020
my idiot friends (un)ironically do gay things to each other to show how accepting they are of gayness
>>63701020
Can someone webm this for me?
>>63701106
literally fuck off, kike.
>>63700941
It's joanna isnt it
>>63701178
He's right you really do have a tendency to call people who aren't white white.
>>63701127
From Twitter
>wish luck to me friends I jump into Ruskie tech 2 back in time
>tell younger me to train smarter
>>63701152
Here you go, hope you like it.
>>63701020
They love each other SO much.
Post pictures of fighters as kids
>>63701304
I don't hate it
>>63701150
my idiot friends do this too and it's always the most homophobic ones that take it too far and make everyone uncomfortable. they blame it on the liquor ofc
>>63700893
>the poor underclass of a countries are born there, have the nationality but still are ethnically different, and they gravitate to fighting
BIG SURPRISE
>>63701106
So Hitler wasn't white either?
I'm pale as fuck and have blue eyes, but because I have dark-brown hair I'm not white?
>>63701150
>>63701794
>not enjoying gay horseplay with the lads after a few pints
Boxing fan here
Whats the latest 411 on ronda rousey?
>>63698591
i like to imagine that the audio glitching is what cro cop was hearing in his head while twitching out
>>63701888
Hitler had light hair, you idiot. Have you ever seen a painting of him? It just looks darker because most photos of him are in black and white.
>>63701868
and yet team america wasn't all niggers. huh.
>>63701951
he was a quarter jew
>>63701909
did you see the tmz video?
>>63701997
That was disproven. Fuck I hate Swekeks.
She's conquered MMA. Is Boxing next?
>>63700563
Watch it Crissy!
>>63701951
His hair was not blonde or light, fuck face. It was dark brown. Is he not white because he has dark brown hair and a black mustache?
>>63702070
My 2nd, 3rd, and 4th most hated fighters can lose in the same night and it still won't compare to that cunt getting head kick KO'd
>>63702062
>tattoos
>>63702101
/sp/- Hitler Hair Color Discussion
>>63702196
I bet you wish you were a mod right now.
>>63702158
>we wil never see an undefeated, overhyped Ronda get KO'd for the first time ever again.
>>63702225
why does he always look so assburger
Diego is going to win tonight. I guarantee it. Llamas is overlooking him and is going to get caught.
>>63701951
lmao. is this what poltards actually tell themselves
>>63701997
this is a claim with zero proof that has gained traction amongst idiots because of their adolescent desire for everything to be scandalously ironic.
Anyone has any updates about the Lion Fight, WSOF, and BRACE torrents?
>>63702273
I don't respect him anyway, he was a drug addict and he lost the war. Plus a manlet.
>>63702279
Brace is on fight pass
>>63702336
You should heem yourself on stream.
>>63702338
Oh ok. What about Lion Fight and WSOF, tho?
>>63700941
Yes, the schaub meme is dying finally
>>63702477
Yes tbqwy family
GOAT JRE if you are a fan of Callen,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhLHZgqhgg0
>>63702632
now that's the kind of picture someone with a successful and fulfilling life has on their computer. you must be a true Aryan
>>63702273
It was just a ruse, familj
>>63702225
what do you mean? that's a photo of noted white supremacist Riley Cooper
>>63702727
I fuck a lot of American girls, does that count as successful, hyperbole kek?
>>63702196
>Riley Cooper
>not heeming every nigger in the NFL
Which fighter that you got hyped on has had the most disappointing career?
>>63702969
g u s t a f f s o n
>>63703006
>being hyped for a one dimensional fighter
>>63703006
>cant even spell his name
fuck outta here neo-nazi
>>63703065
Mcgregor?
>>63703006
>>63702062
pls
>>63703070
lmao at your whole race
>>63703065
>one dimensional
>outwrestled and outboxed boney jones
lad
>>63700524
>implying you wouldn't write to based joe son
