OFFICIAL /CRIC/ AUSTRALIA VS NEW ZEALAND THREAD #28
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Australia 559/9d & 177/2
New Zealand 624
Australia lead by 112 runs with 8 wickets remaining
kys
This person should've died in the earthquake
foth for stove smoth hondred
Will Smith score a century?
>>63605415
Omg das not a women kekekekekekek
>>63605401
Smith looks a bit autistic in that pic desu
>next door having loud sex at 7:30pm
fucking bogan cunts
>random ad after the first ball
>cricket
What a fucking dumb "sport" this is.
Did you autistic subhumans really just spend your entire day discussing this dumb shit?
Worst part is you retards don't even talk about Cricket. You talk about microwavable food and shitty TV shows. Literally end your lives.
Nth for Kiwis unironically thought they stood a chance
We GAVE you your cheeky 290* for out of PITY.
>>63605415
nice lips
>>63605403
>I AM LE FUGGING ATHEIST xD xD
Why?
What's the difference between New Zealand and Australia ?
Every cunt in NZ has two first names
Mark Craig
Grant Elliot
Ross Taylor
Matt Henry
What's going on?
>>63605455
Australia BIG and STRONG not unlike a Kangaroo
Poopeeland SMALL FRAIL and RETARDED not unlike the native Kiwi
>>63605464
>Taylor
>Elliot
>first names
those "first names" derived from classic English surnames
>>63605451
Because I'm an intelligent being and don't need a sky unicorn to set rules for me?
>>63605481
>LE DEBATE ME IM ATHIEST XD XD XD
>>63605481
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3syrw6/match_thread_australia_vs_new_zealand_at_waca/
>>63605478
That's ancient history the world's most recognizable figures with those names are now Taylor Swift and Elliott Rodger.
Thread theme:
I denied myself nothing my eyes desired;
I refused my heart no pleasure.
My heart took delight in all my labor,
and this was the reward for all my toil.
11Yet when I surveyed all that my hands had done
and what I had toiled to achieve,
everything was meaningless, a chasing after the wind;
nothing was gained under the sun.
Who forced sportsbet to do those ads?
>>63605481
>intelligent
wew
Give Kane a bowl already
>>63605492
That's gay.
You're gay.
>>63605498
Kane is a genuine all rounder tbqhfam
>>63605481
>claims to be intelligent
>immediately delivers an argument based on personal incredulity
No you're not intelligent at all. You're a fucking retard.
>>63605491
>world's most recognizable figures
>elliott rodger
>>63605504
Your mums a genuine all rounder, takes a few hours to get all rounder :^)
>>63605504
>Kane is a dirty cheater who was banned for chucking
ftfy
>>63605516
>>63605516
>not being a chubbychaser
smdhfam
>>63605509
>personal incredulity
Sorry mate, I've read all the works of Dawkins, seems your being a bit of a selfish gene right now
So when will Australia ditch the poorly made Kookaburra balls?
>>63605534
>I've read all the works of Dawkins
>>63605537
When there are no gumdrops left.
>>63605445
At least my head of state is white
>>63605530
I'll never understand why they call it 'chubby chaser' as if they are hard to catch
>Leave the Poo Peelanders to me
>>63605551
Soon we'll have The Donald in office and you'll never be able to make fun of us again.
Enjoy it while you can.
>>63605445
Amerifats will never know true freedom like this
>>63605481
the religion of the psuedo-intelligent
>>63605560
You're literally going to have a woman in the office.
A woman who will ship in millions of muslims because it's the fashionable thing to do.
>>63605570
>Almost 2016
>Needing a religion
kek
KEK
Can somebody post daniel's edgy as fuck atheism posts that he made earlier this year?
>>63605565
Will Smith get a century?
>>63605577
Proxy off Mr. Oliver
>>63605577
Everyone has a religion, friend. The question is it based on collective morality based upon centuries of intellectual debate and reform, or denial of the influence of your society upon your upbringing and an assertion all your morals just came out of nowhere
>still bowling craig
WHY THE FUCK IS CRAIG STILL BOWLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
what is a roosterman?
It's like a flightless Birdman
>>63605604
He is great at making batsmen complacent by giving away easy runs. You will find that a wicket falls quite often after a long Craig spell
>>63605604
declaration bowling
>>63605608
a pooicidal tiny dicked obese fob
>>63605595
surely no one is this stupid
>>63605615
You mean when they're planning to declare soon, so just go for a slog?
>>63605619
I have seen people get unironically angry at spelling it "Xmas".
>>63605621
>soon
>136
This is going to be a draw or NZ win.
>>63605628
Notice he's none-for this innings and we're obviously talking about the first?
>>63605534
Proxy off, Daniel.
>>63605618
what is pooicide?
fob?
>>63605632
Notice you're a retarded newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook?
Ausgods should declare as soon as based Will Smith gets his century.
No way they score 130 before 10 wickeys
>>63605638
> Someone proved I'm an idiot who can't follow a conversation
> Better through insults to control damage
>>63605636
poosterman is a brown cunt with a small dick who is on eternal pooicide watch
>>63605636
fob is Fresh Off the Boat
pooicide is death by faeces
>>63605642
They'll have a slog and declare tonight
Poo Peeland can't bat out day 5
>LE FUGG LE ROOSDERMAM XDXD
>>63605644
literally furious newcunt
>>63605646
roosterman is literally the GOAT au/sp/ personality
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>>63605601
or whether you choose to think you know something when you dont. You fags can argue all you want over your false knowings
(agnostic cunt here)
Stove Smoth
>>63605648
oh so pooicide is live in new zealand then?
Nice try poopeeland
Maybe your tiny hobbit hands arent right for this sport
Literally dropped the series...
>>63605670
SINGAPORE GOING HARD IN THE PAINT
>>63605668
good post
>>63605660
WalkGod is the pioneer of au/sp/ and saved it from the brink.
Trent boult's teeth
>>63605662
Must it be Cricket related, good sir?
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>>63605662
Great competitive test cricket on show here. I just hope everyone has fun, respects the officials and each other and, at the end of the day, cricket is the real winner
>>63605678
Obesitywalk is a fictional character invented by Josh Reynolds for reasons we do not yet know.
>>63605662
I'm looking forward to Steve Smith to get 300 today and then declare. He's the best batsman in the world, all hail Steve Smith. Lol, he's such a good guy too, I know he'll be helping refugees settle in after the test match season :)
>>63605662
I appreciate where you are coming from, but I kinda disagree. Isn't that great though? That we live in a modern society where people can have different opinions and yet still get along and discuss them like adults (: I value you as a fellow redditor friend!
>>63605681
No, but it will be awarded bonus points if it involves cricket.
>>63605678
Roosterman literally started 2/3rd of the original au/sp/ threads so that he could give himself trip cred.
He literally pioneered au/sp/.
>>63605670
Noice.
S M I T H
M
I
T
H
STOVE
T
O
V
E
lads...
>steve smith won't score a century this series
>>63605662
>tfw LeJamal Thomas will never fuck your wife
Also, Bernie Sanders ftw, why isn't he president already? Do you think John Oliver's new episode will be any good?
Tony Abbott is a criminal and women are EQUAL to men.
STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE
>>63605662
EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>63605662
We have literally not lost since Malcolm Turnbull became PM.
Is Steve Smith the best captain Australia has ever had?
>>63605691
>>63605686
WalkGod is the mastermind behind everything that hapens in /cric/. He has been working behind the scenes pulling all of the strings.
Poosterwoman, Fat and Zerobese are all puppets.
BASED MONG
>>63605691
He actually did funnily enough.
When the /nrl/ and /afl/ seasons ended in 2013 Roosterman was making a lot of the au/sp/ threads.
However I coined the term au/sp/ which puts me on a completely different level.
SUUUUMER TIME IS FOR RIDING BICYCLES
>Anon, can I use your computer to print an essay I have saved on this flashdrive?
>>63605662
Andrew Strauss is a very good commentator and has impressed me a lot. People have different ways to judge it and mine is to see whether the commentator represents any agendas or not, and he doesn't. Pretty neutral and unbiased. I really like him. Most of the commentators who have retired even within a period of six or seven years turn out to be incredibly biased, but it is astonishing to see him being so different despite having retired as recently as a year back. I mean, people have reported Shane Warne referring to the Australia team as "we" and "us".
WalkGod can't post right now because he's at the WACA and just scored a century.
>>63605662
There it is!!! The centuy!!! If you had any doubts about Steve Smith, I hope that ball did away with them! We are privileged to be watching a champion, and I'm happy everyone's here to watch it with me.
Happy testing!
Perhaps I have become more religious during my time in Indonesia with my 8/10 muslim gf.
When we were still teenagers she would come visit me at my little house by the coast. We would discuss the Islamic faith for hours on end, with me always providing questions she couldn't answer.
She always saw life has a test given by Allah, and to reach salvation one could never stray from the path of all that is holy. But how could one obey such a test if it was never received from birth! I found this idea preposterous and explained the hypocrisy of such a 'loving' god.
At that moment she grabbed the back of my head and planted her lips firmly on mine. Then she threw off her jilbab and long, rich black hair emerged, never before seen with my own eyes. I still remember how she looked like an angel, not one that is so often depicted in Christianity, but something so impossibly beautiful that it had perhaps never been seen by mortal man.
Her eyes gazed into mine, penetrating my thoughts, commanding a 14 year old boy to give us much pleasure to an angel as he possibly can. I caressed her thigh, trembling with so much anxiety that my face "literally" fell into her crotch. I sensed she was sliding her long black pants down and I let out a small cry, being so overwhelmed by what was happening. Mouth deep in brown pubescent vagina, my nose resting on her clitoris while sliding my tounge into her sheath. Never before had pussy tasted so sweet, and every soft moan she sang carried like a feather to my ears.
Why does australian commentary feel the need to have 3 commentators?
>>63605723
Drop the trip
>>63605716
http://thehackernews.com/2015/03/killer-usb-explode-computer.html
>>63605723
>She always saw life has a test
What day are we on?
>>63605662
The fact that Trump is doing so well in the polls just proves that even in the 21st century the toxic masculinity of politics still is not dead. This is thanks to the endless propaganda that Faux News drivels in an attempt to protect their corporate masters like Roger Murdoch. The vile racism that the Republican party endorses will only set to send the USA back to the dark ages, which is why I support Bernie Sanders, who will usher this country into 2016 and set the standard for all Western nations to follow. #BlackLivesMatter #FeelTheBern
>>63605716
"Pass over the usb please, i will do it"
>>63605713
"au/sp/" is retarded anyway, we should have just stuck with "/aus/" but one of you autists was adamant about forcing "au/sp/"
>>63605662
As an Australia, I have to say a great job to the Kiwis today for a fantastic effort. You guys are great, and your fans are fantastic. No matter what, it's wonderful that we can come together to celebrate such a wonderful sport together with such great fans!
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63605713
He also always used the au/sp/ op image with the fucked up Tony Abbott
>>63605662
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>>63605741
stale as fuck pasta tbhfam
>>63605729
Must be day 3 if he's talking about cracks developing on the pitch.
>>63605732
Bernie is a republican plant who is actually redpilled. He is the mastermind and liberkucks don't know his end game.
Sanders is Palpatine, Trump is Vader.
Will WINVIZ be used during the Windies tests?
>>63605741
this wins the reddit challenge
>FIRST
>>63605688
Very good use of redditquette. Use of rhetorical questions and emoticons coupled with an exclamation mark show that you really want to get your emotion across to your fellow redditor. Bringing a discussion of "modern society" into an unrelated cricket discussion also shows that you value your intelligence and believe you are of high intellect.
>SECOND
>>63605732
Bashing of Fox News, unironic use of the word "toxic" and the use of hashtags really push this post forward as a contender.
>THIRD
>>63605738
Forced sportsmanship and use of adjectives such as "wonderful", "great" and "fantastic" make this post shine. Your core idea of "it's just a game" is an indicator that you believe you are higher than the average sports fan, and that you care more about the greater good of the sport than the result.
>>63605752
What's the point, it'll be 0% draw and 0% Windies win
>>63605744
this should win
>8:13 pm
>winner STILL not announced
>>63605744
I vote for this
Brott Loo
>>63605760
Do FOURTH FIFTH and SIXTH
Who /likesHotkinkyjo/ here?
>>63605767
>(Poo)
I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken. What the fuck do i use?
>Daniel: "If Voges gets 100, that will be six players in this test scoring a ton. No-one has been dismissed between 50 and 99 yet. Do any stats people know the record for most tons in a test match where no-one's made a half-century?"
>>63605760
Wow, thank you so much my Australian brother! :D Please, have some gold and an up vote on me.
>>63605780
the heat radiating from your arsecheeks tbqh familia
>>63605780
/r/Askanengineer
>$20 for adults
>$10 for kids
>so that'll be $45 for families
australians everybody
>>63605780
use the steam from your kettle to toast the bread
>>63605780
I'm assuming the grill is broken too, and you don't have a sandwich press, so microwave
Rocky Pontong
>>63605560
>implying that electing a bigger dumbcunt than Bush will make people respect you
kek
KEK
>>63605760
Fixed result. Mine would get the most upvotes
>>63605780
Leave the bread out overnight so it gets crunchy, then melt the cheese with your breath.
>>63605802
Are you so sure because you post on Reddit every single day? literally exposed cunt
>>63605792
yeah family tickets are two adults and two kids, so better value than buying them individually
>>63605780
Hold the bread in your hand with the cheese on it and then use your cigarette lighter to cook it from underneath then turn it over and do the other side.
>>63605792
Not everyone was abandoned by daddy, m8
HUGHESY'D THE CUNT
DIE BITCH
>>63605801
>LE BUSH XDXD SO DUMB XDXD MEYMEY
let me guess, you were one of the 14 year olds that really wanted obama to win because he was a nignog?
>that Bose ad
you will never be 15 again and making out with your highschool sweetheart
>>63605772
>FOURTH
>>63605704
Very simple yet effective post. The use of a reddit custom "EDIT" is a cheeky addition. "Kind stranger" shows that you are trying to appear classy and sophisticated, while the exclamation mark is classic redditquette.
>FIFTH
>>63605717
A long post, on reddit, shows that you know what you are talking about and that your opinion should be valued. The statement that "people have different ways to judge" shows that you believe other people's opinions matter, even if they don't match yours.
>SIXTH
>>63605683
Basic and cliche, but effective. It clearly demonstrates your belief that while the result and entertainment might be the main factor for plebian sports fans, you, as a superior fan, care more about the good of the game.
Thanks for playing. Be sure to participate next time.
>>63605802
>>63605809
>>63605786
>all these seppos on my /cric/
leave. ree tbhwy
>>63605801
> Loser on 4chan
> $10 Billion and a chance at the white house
Yeah, Trump's the dumbcunt out of you two
Getting a breast reduction lads
>>63605821
>bose
pleb. Dre's are where its at bruhseph
>>63605793
That makes boiled bread not toast, I've tried it
>>63605828
good luck goosey
>>63605821
I bet you're literally 17, fucking normie cunt acting like 2 years ago were the good ol' days, listen to me son nobody gives a SHIT
>>63605821
>you will never make out with a girl
>>63605833
you were probably doing it wrong m8
>>63605830
>not Audio-Technica's ATH-M50
ex
cuse me?
>>63605792
...What's supposed to be stupid there?
>>63605544
>>>/reddit/
>>63605838
I'm 26 and a kissless virgin
>>63605811
Of course, friend! I'm well versed in multiculturalism and well travelled as far as the Internet is concerned ;)
>>63605839
Back to /r9k/, daniel
>>63605844
YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA
>>63605821
Jokes on you, I never made out with anyone at 15
>>63605792
Are you okay?
>>63605844
the way he said it, he didn't make any indication there is a reduction in a family ticket pack, more like he couldn't add up $40 and $20
who /fallout 4/ here?
>>63605857
I didn't either, perhaps I worded it wrong. I was meant to say you will never experience teenage love or love full stop.
You have 1 minute to nominate the bet post ITT
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>>63605822
>>63605760
>>63605662
tbqh I'm very disappointed nobody brought up "MUH PARIS", in relation to cricket being "just a game".
That's an instant winner if I've ever seen one.
>>63605822
>>63605760
>>63605705
>>63605705
i took this post verbatim from reddit
shit judging
>>63605821
I'd rather listen to my Sennheisers than make out with a girl anyway
>>63605860
it's implied, there are always family ticket packs
>>63605866
i vote for this
>>63605660
>>63605866
I nominate this post
>>63605866
That's easy >>63605749
>>63605862
Here.
Gauss Rifle is GOAT
that pack of boganspawn are literally your future
Who /gum/ here tbqh?
Juicy Fruit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12BsHaYa5IQ&
based fucking merv
>>63605660
has my vote
>>63605820
>LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME
>>63605889
daniel
>>63605889
Who is poosterman
>>63605889
Who is this cheeky bugger?
>>63605885
>tfw didnt make the 1min cutoff
>>63605878
The same bogan spawn that get through world cup group stages KEK
come on dickhead it's your home ground figure it out
>>63605820
I wanted Obama to win. But it turns out he was a closet fag instead of a real nigga.
Disappointed desu
Before you make fun of me, rest assured, I do not vote.
>>63605889
i dont get this meme
>>63605892
>>63605889
>LE GRIGET DRAMA
fuck off old cunts I dunno who these people are
time for neo cric
>2/222
>>63605894
>he literally made that post unironically
>>63605898
Were you a 14 year old liberal kek?
Even when I was 12 I could spot the kike bullshit.
>>63605895
I've extended voting for abother 5 minutes due to a 3 way tie
>>63605889
Who is the entirety of the /pol/ user base?
>>63605898
Obviously not, because you're a poopeelian
POO PEELDING
>>63605908
I was 20. In my defense I had a gf at the time so I was basically mind controlled.
>>63605910
How's the weather in Melbourne?
WAIT A SECOND
Was Phillip Hughes related to Merv Hughes?
>>63605904
>daniel
>oldfag materials
FUCKING KEK
Discussion of daniel and daniel related topics is an immediate indicator of someone being new/fresh.
see: that ONE Kiwi who gets INCREDIBLY butthurt and infuriated when people talk about "oldfag thing" because he knows he was never there, and can never discuss any dank memes except danielshit.
what a shit match
Fuck Australia
Why do we allow them to host cricket again?
>>63605820
>>63605827
Back to hugbox /pol/shitters
>>63605910
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>63605915
Wait, hang on, does that mean you're 27 now?
What the fuck are you doing on 4chan?
>>63605924
STUMPED
>>63605927
28.
And I believe I'm staying up all night shitposting, senpai
>>63605866
I nominate this post
>>63605889
Look how many (You)s it got in such a short space of time
>>63605919
>>63605925
>m-muh shitpost hugbox
>>63605921
Literally any posts in relation to any form of """4chan celebrity"""", new or old, are fucking awful and should be ignored.
>voges literally averages 218 for the series
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Watling
Santner
Southee
Henry
Wagner
Boult
Tbh
>>63605938
This is the NZer I was referring to.
See how upset he gets? Note how he tries to deflect it by saying ""any"" discussion is awful, but he unironically discusses daniel on a daily basis.
Stay new, stay fresh.
With a population of only 102, Sumte, Germany was chosen as the site for a sprawling refugee centre for 1,000 new migrants, but many of the new residents have expressed dissatisfaction with their new home.
"There is nothing to do in there, no PlayStation, no TV," said Jihad, 25, who traveled from Syria.
"They told us we were going to Frankfurt, but we've ended up in this wilderness," complained Syrians Morhav, 28, and his wife Noor, 19, who said the town was too boring.
Four more bus loads carrying 200 more refugees arrived in the tiny German village of Sumte last night – quadrupling the population.
"Where are the shops, where is the supermarket?" demanded one man. "I want to work in a pizza restaurant, like I used to in Damascus!"
Sumte's mayor, Christian Fabel, apologized, admitting, "The phone and internet situation here is a joke. Even local business people suffer. We are trying to get something done about it."
Dr Feel is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Show yourself you piece of shit.
>>63605944
Guptill should fuck off. Bring back Ryder.
>>63605924
>>63605925
autism
>>63605946
Literally what is the appeal In posting about this shit? It's like you guys consistently bring up stuff that happened in 2012 as if being here for four years is some sort of glorious accolade that you're proud of. None of it is fucking interesting, especially the daniel shit
>>63605954
Give the poor cunts some playstation or least an xbox
>>63605947
>said Jihad, 25, who traveled from Syria.
>Jihad
this can't be real
>>63605723
I left Maluku and many years past, our lives spiraling in different directions. I found another angel in my life, a beautiful yet tormented Russian woman who could never made anything more out of this life other than it being a sick joke. Despite wanting love, she never wanted to bring new love into this world.
But you cannot control destiny. You cannot change something that is unknown to you. My organic chemicals beat down her synthetic ones, and when the war was over she gave in to motherly instincts which is natural for someone so frail of heart - and so her species continues.
This was a true angel. Not someone who was generous or sensual to others needs. Quite the opposite. She would often build up lesser men only to expose their weakness an reveal their evil desires. But for me there was none, for I had already been with that other angel from long ago, or so I thought...
>>63605947
>fleeing war and/or persecution
>complain about being bored
"refugees"
>>63605959
You are literally jealous as fuck because you don't get to participate in oldfag discussions
>australian "pitches"
>>63605833
>boiled
It's actually "broiled" idiot.
>>63605957
fat fuck is done
he'd rather stat pad against Division 2 teams with 110kph than play for New Zealand ever again. I'd rather have Brownlie or Memero Tbh
lads does anyone else get upset at the thought of a white woman having sex with a black man?
>>63605954
Give them your house you sad cunt.
What are you even doing on 4chan? You should be working right now to support Syrians how else are you going to pay for it?
>>63605944
Corianderson
>>63605959
>especially the daniel shit
You're not fooling anyone.
You frequently discuss "daniel shit". It just really gets to you, knowing that you can NEVER go back and experience "old" /cric/, and participate in discussions with people who aren't freshies such as yourself.
>>63605972
injured
>>63605961
I already had to give all my electronic devices to them, all I have left is this nokia 6610 for shitposting I hid
>>63605966
Yeah man, super jealous of your 4chan power level, I just wish I was as much of a loser as you. You're literally one of those guys in third year of Uni who constantly brings up great times from high school because nothing interesting has happened for them since then
>>63605968
> Calls other people idiot
> Genuinely thinks someone tried to make toast over a kettle
>>63605966
I wish to be discussed some day.
>Remember that one BSA? cuppy, was it?
>no m8
>right then I must be thinking of something else
>>63605965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_XHkgScOSY
>>63605970
Turns me on tbqh
>>63605959
>>63605980
You know how I know you're a newcunt to /sp/ but have been on 4chan as a whole (likely from /b/) for many years?
You are projecting hard as fuck anon
Voges will get bowled at at 99 runs
>>63605966
>>63605974
>giving autistic memespouter (You)s
why
>>63605974
And who am I, m8?
>>63605981
>Getting hook, line and sinkered
Jesus, good work being the only person to reply to that.
Thanks for the (You) though (c:
kys
>>63605979
Hand it in immediately or I will report you to Merkel
>>63605980
It's ok m8, you can talk about your good times on r/cricket here if you're feeling left out
This is the worst pitch of all time.
>>63605984
fyi people will respond to tripfags, but they'll be assholes to them. Are you here for conversation, or just attention?
"What the call the funny bone"
Implying the viewers dont know what the funny bone is...
Cant wait for these senile fucks to die off
>Steven "Soft Cunt" Smith
kek
KEK
K E K
Steve Smith's technique is so fucking garbage.
I know people like to say >LE BRADMAN HAD A SHIT TECHNIQUE XDXDXD, but it shows how sad test batting is at the moment when he's able to be #1 in the world.
kek
KEK
K E K
Meme Shit BTFO
>>63605990
Doesn't mean anything unless you predict a run out from non-striker
BROKEN
FUCKIN'
ARMS
Does anybody else get turned on by imagining yourself as a Syrian refugee that has been let into Sweden and Germany who takes advantage of the naive local women who will do anything to please and make you feel welcome?
I like to imagine myself as a filthy ugly arab that is living with a Swedish woman that fucks me every night because she wants me to feel welcome
God damn i wish I was a refugee. European women are so fucking naive, those bastards must be drowning in pussy right now
>>63605984
stop being a boring, uninteresting faggot and you will be talked about
>>63606002
only plebbit unironically considers him #1
It's still AB, then Bane, then everyone else
>>63605997
Not bad, but a bit hard to see at first desu, I just thought it was a regular captcha lol
>>63605997
What are you talking about; this has been a great match. Heaven forbid a test match takes 5 days to end
>>63606008
I basically do this but I travel to poopeelia and impregnate the women in the gold coast
>>63606013
*AB, then Bane, then Warnc*ck
>>63605991
I thought you said Autistic Memespouter only posted on /rug/, daniel?
Will Williamson take a wicket?
>>63606015
t. pajeet
>>63606024
he crawls out of his hole in Aussie games to gain attention from Big Strong Australians
>>63606019
That isn't hot though and aussies and kiwis are the same thing practically
What really turns me on is thinking of an Arab terrorist living undercover in Sweden or Germany and just raping and fucking blonde women like pieces of meat
>>63605998
All I ask for is a humble quantity of (You)s, good sir. Enough for my family and I to make it thru the harsh Florida winter.
V O G E
O
G
E
>>63605963
Once again my first angel returned to me. But something was different, and it was not until my sword of life broke through her sheathe that I truly understood why. She was no angel. Just a real banshee, a certain fantasy, an alternative version of what I need. A daemonette!
To have your illusions shattered is not always filled with disappointment. Now all my suspicions from earlier life since I first lit that candle for Lucifer are confirmed. I'm doomed beyond redemption, I failed the test and my punishment awaits in an unknown place and time. The mind is a wonderful thing, it can make a heaven of hell and bring happiness to all things evil.
>>63606025
YOU unironically thought he was better than TaylGOAT
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63606002
>muh technique
Hes out there with a unique style and scoring ton after ton. He has a legitimate claim for the best batsman in the world.
Are you one of those guys who cant let go of the fact you couldnt stand smith when he came in as a bowler?
>>63606013
No, my point is that AT SOME POINT in recent times, he was #1 in the world.
Also I'd have Bane and Warner ahead of ABDV at this point in time, if we're only talking test cricket.
>>63606029
nobody knows who he is anyway. his personna left once the CWC was over and he doxxed you. nobody on /rug/ even knows who he is.
I'd be surprised if he's still even on /cric/ desu.
Kek, the /sp/ newcunt has been called out here >>63605989 and surprise surprise he's shut the fuck up.
The opinion you've reached about what it means to be on 4chan for many years has only been reached because YOU'VE been here for many years. You just happen to be new to /sp/, and your newcuntery infuriates you. Please stop projecting and go back to /b/ where you no doubt came from (and where you belong, you cancerous newcunt underaged piece of shit).
>>63606039
>muh flat track stat padding hundreds
reddit username?
Trent Boult could be a good looking guy once he hits puberty
Can I make a late submission for the most reddit post in this thread?
>>63605723
>>63605963
>>63606036
Reminder that poopeelians statpad with their road pitches
Smoth about to get out. Those are some lazy edges past first slip.
>>63606047
Showed your casualness when YOU doubted TaylGOAT.
And the fact that you unironically think a mentally weak spaghetti spilling fagget like Voges has any place in test cricket.
Steve "SAVAGE" Smith
>>63606044
I like how Kiwis in this test have gone from "It's a road" to "Kane and Taylor are awesome" to "It's a road" depending on the innings
>>63605985
oh man that's just precious
I love the ones that are considering going home if they can't get better accommodation and service
>NZ Bowling
Bowl to your field you fucking moron hahahahahah
>>63606043
I asked you a question and you didn't respond, i didn't "shut the fuck up"
>>63606044
Bruv, hes been scoring tons consistently for like 1.5 yrs, you can be claiming the flat track.
l2cricket newzeland
HenREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63606039
>Hes out there with a unique style and scoring ton after ton
No, it's not a "unique style" it's a bad technique that is fitting of a tail-ender. The thing that is saving him and causing him to score centuries is his very good hand-eye coordination.
Against trash or inconsistent bowling, or bowlers who don't know how to bowl to him because of his weird stance, he scores runs, but against any consistent bowling attack that bowls a correct line, he gets found out.
>stealing Kane's meme third man shots
Why is Stove so fucking pathetic?
http://mandelaeffect.com/berenstein-or-berenstain-bears
Another edfortless boundary for Steve "Living Legend" Smith
What were you casuals saying?
>>63606060
Kane and Taylor we'rent awesome. They did as they should have, and I commend them for not choking.
Lads I've just done my third poo of the day and it's not even 10 am yet. Do I have a problem?
>>63606063
pre-marital sex is haram m8
>>63606063
hot desu
>>63606060
was referring more to the India series and Lord's but yes, I don't rate Kane's 100 in this game. Taylor's was impressive in that he was going through a rough patch but rode it out and made a fucking massive score. Warner's was also great in that he absolutely dismantled the bowling.
Kane's hundred at Brisbane was THE hundred of the year. This is an objective fact.
>>63606063
Time to fap
>>63606065
Have you seen any of Poo Peelia's roads in the past couple of seasons?
ctrl +f (You)
How many lads?
>>63606074
Yes it looks like pooicde is certain for you.
I'm sorry
>>63606079
tbf, Taylor will go back to being shit after that. He won't score more than 10 in his next at bat.
>suddenly the block is on
>>63606068
srsly man
His technique isnt bad, its unorthodox and its works.
If he was getting rekt every game then you could say that.
Youre just bitter to the fact that hes god
>>63606093
Do the big strong tradies make you feel emasculated?
>>63606090
13. A modest haul.
>>63606075
>he calmed down by the end of a meaningless dead rubber
>he's batted well coming in at 500/3 with zero pressure
>he's batted well on his home ground's road of a pitch
kek
KEK
K E K
YOU are the biggest casual in this thread, bar none. I bet you're the Worst Australian guy who unironically goes to Shield games.
>>63606095
Retarded newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook
>>63606095
Elliot
>>63606095
Don't tell him, he doesn't deserve a reward for being a freshcunt
Also you'll probably get banned, I get it once lmao
>>63606098
that must be it
>>63606095
Gay
>>63606093
>LE EBIC BLACKFACE XDD
>>63606098
Charismatic, Popular and Charming Tradies on Ladies get them watch
>unironically being a tradie
>>63606096
>If he was getting rekt every game then you could say that.
He did, in the two pitches he's faced all year that didn't have ZERO lateral movement, but I assume you didn't see it because YOU are a home summer watching casual who has r/cricket and statsguru bookmarked on his browser.
Meme Shit was so AWFUL in England that MARK FUCKING WOOD scored more in one innings than Meme Shit did in the two tests COMBINED.
He's the worst batsman to ever average 50. This is an objective fact. I shouldn't have to explain why to anybody who isn't a seething Fox Sports Facebook post liking casual
>>63606095
Fresh
How long do we have to wait for the refugee camp orgy videos to start leaking out?
Surely the German women are giving their phones away to them, there must be footage
>unironically being a tradie
>>63606122
Daniel Day-Lewis desu senpai
Casual reminder that I always knew Steve Smith was GOAT.
Reminder that Goose "literally" wanted him kicked off the team before the 2013 ashes series in Bongland.
Reminder that I tipped Smith to make 250 and he is looking set to do so.
wish i was a tradie lads, sure beats being a wagekek
>Amanullah vreen: "it is looking just a match of centuries. congratulation to everyone who made their centuries."
POORIOUS
>>63606140
Proxy off daniel
>>63606125
nah mang
Supported steve through the times where he was hated by everyone. I know whats hes been doing
You cant hate on Smith just because hes better than your precious williamson
>it's a batting series
*yawn*
call me next time we have a >60 all out on our hands
>>63606151
There is literally no conceivable way Smith is better than Williamson. I'm not even that guy and I don't even think Smith is shit but come on man Kane is miles ahead of him. Takes five minutes of watching them bat to see that.
>>63606157
fuck off DECL
Should've died in the earthquake: the "person"
when did all australian pitches become roads? should play more tests in tazzy
>>63606157
What a rarity, an Australian with taste.
>>63606151
Kane is unironically better than Meme Smith though m8
>>63606151
>You cant hate on Smith just because hes better than your precious williamson
>literally outscored despite batting first on HIS OWN TURF on his homebabby roads
kek
KEK
K E K
There isn't a cricket fan WORTH HIS SALT who thinks Meme Shit is better than Williamson at this point.
>>63606154
Muscular statsautist/ajay reporting in, I've been telling you guys that Johnmeme is finished since before the Ashes.
Drop Hazleshit as well 2bh
>>63606125
kek. matt on GOAT watch, just look at all those mattisms in one post
>>63606162
Smith "literally" has a higher average and strike rate. Fuck off casual.
>>63606096
>His technique isnt bad
It's very bad, actually. Especially with horizontal shots.
>>63606140
biggels mad as fuck
>>63606183
>citing career averages
>Fuck off casual
>>63606168
>le hobart isn't a road
its the groundsman that cuts the grass lad
>the only result that can happen tomorrow is a draw
Why bother?
Whats the point?
KEK
E
K
>>63606183
>stats
I COULD pull out their averages from the last two years, or away from home, or not on roads, but I won't, because I know that stats are an AWFUL way of comparing batsmen in different teams and circumstances
>>63606193
warner literally has a higher average, your shitty meme argument can't win there retard
>>63606193
Not to mention the fact that Smith has spent the majority of his batting career at 6-7, batted less innings and yet will surpass Kane in centuries scored after this test.
But don't ask me, look where the ICC ranks both batsmen.
>>63606204
>le epic bantercroft is good
kek. krazykreja on pooicide watch
>>63606186
It's really ugly to watch sometimes as well. Occasionally I enjoy watching him because I really don't know just how the fuck he gets away with it. But most of his strokes look like brash swipes
>>63606206
Except they have "literally" been playing the same teams dickhead. And Smith has had to put up with shitty openers like Watson and Warner.
>>63606207
I've literally never said Warnkuck is a bad batsman, in fact I think he's top class and a far cry from the slogbabby he started off as.
We're not comparing openers though, otherwise Cook would also be mentioned.
>>63606213
>le rankings meme
reddit username?
>>63606213
>majority
Yeah man, four tests. Wow, a """"majority"""""!!!!!!!!!!!
oi goodways cunts Townsville reporting in, biggest military garison city in Aus so if shit goes down anywhere we will be copping it. The past six months have been sus as fuck, it started off in may when they were looking for two kids that went missing, they ended up finding them on the army grounds, anyways on that night there were choppers flying above our homes flashing the spotlight right at us, they were coming very very close, some sus shit was going on but I cant be fucked to further explain that. Anyways, some of you might have read about people getting sus on walmarts in America being used as fema camps, or something along those lines. We've got a new Kmart here, it just opened on Thursday. I went in there and there were military police with red berets walking around the store, its only just down the road from Lavarack barracks and its right next to a railway line. ive seen army landcruisers all decked out sitting across the road to be transported, theyve also just finished upgrading all the roads in that area that go from the army base down to the shopping centre. Going in there just confirmed my suspicions. Just a heads up brothers and sisters, if cunts want to fuck with us I know for a fact they are going to get fucked up there's too many people here that don't fuck around, but when it gets real big and they start taking people out of their homes and taking them to management centres of something along those lines then that's when I think most Australians will comply, being the stupid brainwashed fools most of them are. Just a heads up my boys all it takes is the right event to kick this shit into play all the parameters are in place. Stay safe and God speed.
>>63606206
Smith has a much better away average than Williamson
>>63606228
He's very good playing both sides of the wicket (probably has the best flick in the game), but his straight bat shots are awful
Thing is, he was batting fine around the start of 2014 but his technique keeps getting more meme and autistic. There was literally NO need for him to take that stance he did in England, especially when you look at where Bread was bowling.
>>63606204
>ahmed
poopeelia on caliphate watch
>>63606224
Do those quotation and explanation marks represent your anger? Because you and I both know that you and your fellow maori friends have gotten absolutely destroyed in this argument.
>try to pull up stream of Australia vs Kiwis
>Indian television interviewing Indian cricketers
Guys what the fuck are they on a break or something?
11 out of 13 cricket experts agree Steve Smith > Kane Williamson
>>63606250
ended for today mr BSA.
>>63606214
>century against garbage attack
>10 runs in 2 innings against actually decent attack
>>63606239
>muh career averages
kys casual
Since the start of 2014(because this is when both batsmen actually started to git gud)
Williamson: 67.76
Smith: 64.95
Add to the fact that Smith usually plays more tests and has more time to acclimatize to the conditions
kek
KEK
>>63605723
>>63605963
>>63606036
I'm going to save this little tale of my life for a future event.
4chan Archive search code: terimakazih
>>63606266
You realise that batting more normally brings an average down, right?
I thought you were good with math Daniel
>>63606260
>daniel
wew lad don't drag me into this
>>63606266
Smith has only focused on batting for 2 years, was a spin bowler. Kane trained his whole life and you are trying to manipulate stats so hes on par with smith.
Face it, Smith is better, Kane is top 3 though but steve is steve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmVy0_DLsPM
>you will never relive the glory and optimism of the Ruddslide of 2007
Those were fun times. Were did everything go so wrong?
>>63606266
i don't know what stats your looking at, but without counting this test, smith literally has a higher batting average
>>63606278
YOU in charge of missing the entire point of the argument, which is who's the better batsman RIGHT NOW, and it's Kane, there's no argument, he just is.
>b-b-b-but muh career stats
>muh ICC ranking
>muh world cup
Shut the fuck up you fucking casual moronic cunt, and don't you ever express such an idiotic fucking opinion near me. Pyjama cricket will NEVER be real cricket and if you think otherwise, reddit is >>>/that/ way.
>>63606285
If Howard had just retired a year earlier and handed it over to Costello for him to fuck it all up, he could have gone down as the GOAT.
>>63606292
talking about away averages
>Poo Peelian away comprehension
Average across last 15 innings:
>Kane: 91
>Shit(including this statpadding hundred): 74
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63606297
>YOU in charge of missing the entire point of the argument
you have used this meme incorrectly
>>63606308
Average last 1 innings
Smith: infinite
Williamshit: 166 (lmao is that all u got honky)
>>63606294
Howard doesn't give a fuck about sport, it was just a big gimmick.
>>63606319
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63606297
>YOU in charge of missing the entire point of the argument, which is who's the better batsman RIGHT NOW
You cant say this bullshit then discredit icc rankings which is the most accurate rankings of the current best player
>Shut the fuck up you fucking casual moronic cunt, and don't you ever express such an idiotic fucking opinion near me. Pyjama cricket will NEVER be real cricket and if you think otherwise, reddit is >>>/that/ way.
Srsly do you have some form of autism?
>>63606328
>Srsly do you have some form of autism?
I think everyone knows the answer to that.
>>63606320
Are you joking? Look at his bowling form. That is a man with PASSION.
Is Brett Lee currently the worst Australian commentator?
>>63606342
brayshaw or slats desu senpai
>>63606320
He changed the date of the election against Latham because it clashed with grand final day.
No but seriously, I don't understand why it's so hard for Poo Peelian bogans to accept that Kane Williamson is just better than Meme Shit right now.
What has Meme Shit actually done outside Australia? Make hundreds in English roads, and hundreds in South Africa, the latter of which are practically identical to conditions at home. He has ZERO hundreds in Asia(unlike Bane), ZERO hundreds in New Zealand, ZERO hundreds in proper English wickets, and until today, ZERO hundreds in the second innings. Until he can prove himself to be more than a one-dimensional stat padding cricketer, he just isn't in Bane's level, sorry.
You really can't understate just how awful he was in Trent Bridge and Edgbaston. No, seriously. This was McCullum-in-the-final tier bad. It really was. He KNEW the middle order was a piece of shit, he KNEW Anderson and Broad were good on home turf, he KNEW he had to play sensibly. And what did he do? He didn't reach double figures ONCE in 4 innings, dooming the middle order and sealing Kikeal Kuck's fate so he could gloryhunt as the new captain. I'm sorry lads, it's just true. Kane has proven his calibre against pace, swing and spin. Shit has just done it with the first.
I'm willing to accept in future years that Smith may be the better batsman, but only if he seriously steps up his game from the one-dimensional meme it is right now. And if YOU as Ausfailian cricket bogans cant see that, then YOU are truly lost. Just go to lebbit where you can downboat mean comments you disagree with.
>>63606365
Steve Smith plays to WIN, not for stats 2wo be honest wy family
>>63606365
I accept it desu senpai, Smith is just a giant meme, he looks like a spastic most of the time.
>>63606372
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-india-2014-15/engine/current/match/754743.html
>Prior and Pieter(sen)
freshcunts don't understand this classic /cric/ meme
>>63606375
>http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-india-2014-15/engine/current/match/754743.html
3 tail end wickets from a good win.
ok mate. Keep cherrypicking
>LE FUG NOT SHAKING HANDS XDXD
Sick of this meme desu
There's no reason to congratulate the opposition
>>63606365
>no centuries in Asia
Outside of the UAE, he's never played in Asia as a specialist batsman
>>63606386
Forgot the picture
>>63606378
kek that nigga is still salty as fuck about it too
>>63606395
tbf its a poo peelian crying about it, not us
i dont think you're required to shake hands either
>>63606395
I would seriously wager that that is the highest ever test score that the opponent has not congratulated the batsman for
I mean, I don't care, but it seems the Aussies are just purposefully being cunts as a reaction to the whole 'nice guy' shtick
R8 my OC
>>63606413
wow
can you not
>>63606413
literally who cares
i never shook a guys hand when he made a 50 or a 100
you dont shake the bowlers hand after he gets you out
>>63606041
I think AB's still got it in tests la, he's the only one making runs in the minefields in the Indian series.
>>63606365
>le no hundreds in asia
He has a 97 in the UAE amongst a shit show and a 92 in India, he has hardly played in Asia anyway
>>63606041
you would have warner ahead of de villiers? this has to be b8, no one could be this retarded
>>63605665
The important thing is you found a way to feel superior to everyone. Agnostics literally fence sitting, pretentious edgelords.
MEMECULLUM NICE GUY GIMMICK BTFO BY BASED ABDV
>"I'm not a nice guy on the field. I want to win games. I'll do whatever it takes for us to win games of cricket. If I have to sledge, I'll get involved like that. I'll try and intimidate a player if I have to. I'll try and get Virat off his game by talking about his technique and little flaws. I don't mind doing things like that, whatever it takes to win games of cricket.
>"I've never really respected a guy who's been a 'nice guy' on the field. I want opposition to be hard, to play to win games for their team. Off the field, I try to be a good human being and it's got nothing to do with cricket. I know my role in the side and that's to win games for my team. A lot of times I don't have to be a nice guy to do that."
BASED ABDV
>>63606480
nah hes just in awe of someone who can actually bat.
On a flat track, Smith > Kane.
On anything else, Kane > Smith.
>he fell for the Bancroft meme
wew
WEW
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
t. Australia's next no. 3
>>63606574
thank you fellow based nsw cowan shill
Are people still not expecting bancroft to be a 10+yr Aus player?
Hes gonna be one of the modern goats for australia
>>63606475
based desu
>>63606592
>picking a worst poopelian over an ELITE MUSCULAR new south GOATman
literally got 4 and 6 in his last shield game
>>63606602
Bruh you better get used to it.
WA cricket is honestly looking sxc as fuck
>Marsh 1
>Marsh 2
>Bangers Bancroft
>Voges
>The Dorff
>Coults
>Whiteman
>MJ is Wa fuck ov if you think otherwise
>>63606615
all these literal (Who)'s
>>63606615
so 3 australia players, one who is on the edge of retirement
>>63606615
You mean the test squad minus Steve and Warner in 3 years?
>>63606574
>>63606582
if we play cowan, I actually hope we'd go
warner
cowan
smith
voges
burns
>>63606632
Nah cowans test career is already done with bangaz bancroft on the rise
>>63606643
hard to say, I think bancroft would have been picked if he'd made runs this weekend but sadly he didn't - I actually think the selectors will go with worst marsh in a move sure to annoy everyone
>>63606651
I think they are giving him more time to develop desu, hes still pretty fresh but has that goat potential
Power rankings of potential bats
>Maxwell
POWERGAP
>Cowan
>Bancroft
POWERGAP
>Worst Marsh
POWERGAP
POWERGAP
POWERGAP
>Maddinson
>>63606661
pls stop watching cricket or start actually watching cricket, i dunno which one is relevant
>>63606661
>power rankings
>no numbers
kekking at this freshcunt Tbh
>>63606666
he's got experience at 3
>>63606666
quads confirms it. no cricket for that guy
>>63606671
>>63606666
yeah ok look, memes aside maxwell is not a good choice
>>63606661
the funny thing is out of all the "potentials", maxwell has had the best game this weekend - could snag a few wickets on day 4 too
stove at 3, worst marsh at 4. Book it
>Bitchwide Johnshit literally cried at the end of today's play
>best batsman in the world
>>63606689
meh, he was reverse sweeping today and still played a decent innings
I don't think he will be called up for adelaide but he will definitely play tests again at some point
>bird and rainbird opening the bowling for tassie
pretty meme desu
>>63606724
Why the fuck would you want voges bowling melons on this road, its just gonna be runs
>>63606724
steve never bowls himself anymore, guess he doesnt want to ruin his averages
>>63606740
not on this pitch cobba
i just want steve to do a clarkey and win the match in one over desu
>>63606724
>Stove is too pedestrian
>tfw read this as poodestrian the first time around
>>63606753
based
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/941459.html
>letting a blind man nearly score 300
Is Poo Peelia the worst attack of all time?
>>63606780
Finch isn't a blind eunuch though
I literally didn't realise Bitchwide has been around for so long
>>63606896
avin a /bong/?
>>63606468
>you would have warner ahead of de villiers
At this current time, in test cricket, yes.
YOU are a supreme fucking casual who is still caught in the Fox Sports Facebook page-tier mindset of "LE ABDV OMG SO GOAT" of nearly 12 months ago.
Kill yourself, casual.
>>63606549
> On a flat track, Smith > Kane.
Not been watching this series, m8?
>tfw was on tv today at 2pm perth time
>>63607095
too bad he's a letman with a nasally bogan voice
why is everyone's shit getting deleted?
>>63607113
Poopetually pooturbed and poorious mods tried to ban me
>>63607130
mods on pooicide watch 2bh
Mods are Poo Peelanders?
>>63606963
you're kidding yourself
apart from the statistics speaking for themselves, de villiers has scored big runs in all conditions and he can do it in any gear according to need - even now he's the only south african scoring runs on the absolute bunsens in india
he's such a complete player it's laughable you're even comparing warner to him just because he got a few centuries on flat decks
Post your 11's for memelaide lads
Warner
Bancroft
Cowman
Smeth
Voges
Burns
Neville
Johnshit
Storc
Bananaman
>Implyon
Worst Marsh can fuck off so >we can stack Cowman and Bantercroft against each other. Faggot doesn't bat or bowl well enough to deserve a spot in the team anyway
>>63607413
Warner
Bancroft
Smith
Voges (vc)
Burns
Best Marsh
Nevill (wk)
Starc
Hazelwood
Siddle
Lyon (c)
Tbqh
>>63607413
Without Marsh it would be difficult to bowl consistently, since the bitchwides can only handle a few overs before needing a break.
You'd be putting Siddle and Lyon on way too much, which might force Smith, Voges or, God forbid, Warner to bowl
Why don't Australians want foreign imports competing in the Sheffield Shield but are more than happy to see their prospects get given chances in County Cricket?
Might actually chuck Hazelshit in for Johnshit. He has a better chance of taking advantage of the meme ball.
I unironically think Voges should bowl more
>>63607583
County is played during the Australian off-season and it lets players develop in English conditions, which helps with the Ashes. The other options are to let them ruin themselves in the IPL like the West Indies did or not play at all.
>>63607601
Clarke was always good at knowing when to bowl part timers, that's one thing I'll miss about his captaincy
>>63607413
Warner
Burns
Smith
Voges
Klinger
Maxwell
Nevill
Johnson
Starc
Siddle
Lyon
>>63607583
Mainly because there are only six Shield teams and they only play 10 matches a season, so any imports really limit opportunities for Australian players. That said, I'd love to see each team have one import - the days of Viv or Sobers playing Shield cricket mist have been awesome.
BOWLED HIM
ON THE LAST BALL, HOW ABOUT THAT?
>>63607804
NOT YET
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>63607804
>HOW ABOUT THAT?
pretty sure it's CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>>63607923
Yeah you're right
Fuck that takes me back, I wish Channel 9 never cut that intro
>>63607948
yep, the GOAT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tOas68D33k
Best version, prove me wrong
>tfw you will never be a kid again
Fuck all of you
Morning lads
Why are Poo Peelanders so pathetic?
>>63612088
>following those websites
explain yourself kuckpeelian
>>63612122
The comments are a good laugh, also explain why your """""country""""" is full of bitches
poopeelia on pooicide watch
New Flagland on kucked by coconuts watch
>>63612088
>reading any of those sites
literally wow
I unfollow anyone who comments or likes on them too
/cric/ is kill
>>63615156
/work/ desu
>>63615156
Because both of your countries are boring tbhonest la.
>>63615181
Didn't even know that I owned 2 countries dessu
last 3 digits are the lead smith declares on
>>63615415
McMeme will unironically try to chase that
>>63615438
thats the best thing about these teams, at least they'll give anything reasonable a go
hoping that smith doesnt make another late declaration so we get a result
if engerland were playing they would have started going for the draw on day 4 desu
>>63615498
Honestly on this pitch 350 @ 6RPO is not actually out of the question, but if they start to crumble in chasing I can't see the tail being all too good at blocking it out
If I were Smith I'd go for it, considering Aus are already 1-up, but he won't.
reminder that this was one of warnie's """""all stars"""""
>>63615571
it could turn out like that england/pakistan test from last week where it just ends up being a t20 which could make it unironically goat if we get a result
>>63615438
lel imagine if he had to rely on the meme wallopers like Brenson McCundela to win.
>>63615584
Reminder that even then, Sochin's Blosters still lost lelelelelelelel
>>63615690
>he
*>we
>>63615438
McMeme will come out as an opener I think today.
There's no reason to slow play it or let shitill bat at all.
Execute all muslims.
>>63615795
>LE FUGG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
>>63615678
Nah we killed that when the Voges/Smith partnership got past 50
If Smith had got out early on then fuck yeah it would have been game on.
>>63615779
Don't see what that would gain. We have no one to replace Guptill right now so no harm in letting him have another go.
>>63606157
> >60 all out
Every innings that's consisted of 10 wickets falling has been >60 you spaz.
>>63605495
>atheists btfo by a guy cooking meth for a living
What time does play start lads?
>>63616170
1030 perth
let's get this bad boy to 1000
>>63616125
pls watch our sport big strong german
Superior NEW thread
>>63616371
>>63616404
>20 posts after
>"poo"
>no sexually attractive female OP pic to lure BSAs into our thread
yeah no
