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In the news
>the WACA isn't bouncy anymore
>Steve Smith is still shit
>Kane is GOAT
>something is happening in India that no one cares about
>some guy is averaging 300 in the Sheffield Shield
>Holly is STILL better than Ellyse
first for zerogoose is an obese cunt
>>63616352
>>Holly is STILL better than Ellyse
>Make Ellyse your pic
Well I responded
>BREAKING: Mitchell Johnson announces his retirement after the WACA test
>>63616447
I found a new pic and wanted to use it t bh we can't just keep using the same pics of them as BSA bait
Bitchwide couldn't handle the bantz
Is Brendon McCullum related to Mahatma Gandhi?
>tfw went through the effort of changing a Wikipedia page for OP pic but was too slow
MIDGE JOHNSON RETIRES
>>63616460
Source? Not surprising tho
Ellyse is GOAT m9s
>>63616460
what the fuck
>>63616487
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/mitchell-johnson-to-retire-from-international-test-cricket-australia-new-zealand-second-test-waca/2015-11-17
>>63616479
lel
>>63616479
still a top meme
>>63616460
>BTFO so hard by GOAT Zealand that he retires
Top LMOA
JUST
>>63616503
fucking wew
God what a monumental faggot
>manage to cause like four mid-series English retirements
>never stop giving them shit
>ride off that hype for two more years
>destroyed mid-series by flat pitches and Ross Taylor
Surely he has some dignity to not go out like that though? That's nearly as weak as Swann's retirement
RIP bitchwide
>tfw no more pies
>>63616553
>Surely he has some dignity to not go out like that though?
This is the most dignified way to do it. He was the worst of the Australian bowlers so far this series. Him retiring now allows someone better to take his place. It helps the team rather than hurts it.
When Swann retired he was still England's best spinner by a mile.
Lose the obsession.
>LE FUGG LE BIJWIDE JOHMSHID XDXD
Poo Peelanders are so pathetic tbqbfhwymbfam
>>63616576
He's been worst or near the worst consistently for two years now
>quarter past 12
Who /grisbysdribs/ here?
>>63616661
I will be tomorrow after I finish my last exam
Who /exams/ here?
>>63616676
Nice m8, my last one is on tomorrow too.
Garn Hawaii next week to make BSAs notice me in celebration
>>63616715
>last one tomorrow
Same tbhfam
emo times for you aussie lads
https://youtu.be/NHOf3s70w-c
RIP MJ
where were you when Johnson was kill? ;_;
>LE FUGG LE GIGEAL GUGG XDXD
We've got some breaking neews coming out of this strayan side leading into the fifth day, Mitchell Johnson (who bowls well when he bats) has announced, uh, his retirement!
>>63616747
fuck is that
>preparing absolute featherbeds so average Australian batsmen can pad their stats at test level
these aussies have already proven they cant score runs if the ball swings, reverse swings, spins, seams or keeps low
>>63616747
>Let's just forget
>Everything said
>Everything we did
>Best friends and better halves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg
Gonna miss him Tbh lads
>>63616776
>these aussies have already proven they cant score runs if the ball swings, reverse swings, spins, seams or keeps low
So thats why the pitches are roads to acore runs off...
Its about having the best chance to win
>>63616831
Did I give you permission to speak to me?
>>63616831
it favours their bang average hit through the line batsmen, obviously this test proves the downside as other average -> good batsmen book in for bed and breakfast
>>63616684
Have a civil engineering exam tomorrow
Freaking the fuck out tbqh
Just found out IS doesn't actually exist lads.
KFC KFC KFC
>>63616909
believe in yourself and anything is possible
>>63616914
>le it was the americans fault
>muslim extremists doesn't exist
kek so epic
>>63616962
It was literally America that said it doesn't exist tbhonest
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/18/world/africa/18iht-iraq.4.6718200.html?_r=0
Is the lunch break cricket show gonna be dedicated to Bitchwides career or news?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaa5veY__D0
lads, what should i wank to before the cricket starts?
>>63616914
ISIS is secretly led by Waqar Younis. He was hiding Bin Laden too.
This will come out in 2 years, shit will hit the fan. Cap this post.
>>63617032
kfc
Did anyone ever make a Webm of Johnson bowling from about a foot behind the popping crease in the Ashes?
>LE HE BAWLS DO DA LEVD, LE HE BAWLS DO DA RIDE, LE DAD BIJWIDE JOHMSHID, LE HIZ BAWLIN IZ SHIDE XDXD
>>63617032
Angela White solo vids tbqh
trending in the UK right now
>>63617070
#Blimey
one of the best bowlers of this era
It's fucking warm lads
>>63617032
Mitchell Johnson Ashes highlights 2013-14
'av one for the great man
Reminder that Brett Lee has a better batting average than former New Zealand wicketkeeper turned sky sports commentator, Ian Smith.
>>63616684
Finished exams yesterday lad. Missed out on like 3 hours of cricket and Sunday night football, but at least it's over.
>>63617101
how warm?
LADS
A
D
S
>>63617137
Literally melting
>>63617136
Are you me?
>>63617160
>when you're with your mates at the pub and the bartender refers to you as 'lads'
>like 'cheers lads, have a good one'
One of the best feels going.
So who replaces Johnson now in the bowing attack?
You can almost say for certain it'll be Peter Siddle in the next Test, but for the long term it has to be James Pattinson.
Pat Cummins will get a look; how about Joe Mennie for depth? He's always taking wickets and averages about 30 in the Shield.
>>63617172
thats pretty wild lad
>>63617210
>Going to the pub
>Leaving the house
JUST
>>63617244
It's just going to be whoever isn't injured at the time.
https://youtu.be/2ntKgLxgY9s
fukin hurry up CUNTS
>>63616986
Didn't know America was one person tbqhwyfam
>>63616352
>wake up
>JohnGOAT kill
Well, on the plus side its good that he realized he's a shit now. On the other hand now >we'll have to rely on injury babbys like Cummins to get shit done
What's been happening with movember? Haven't heard much about it.
I guess nobody cares enough about mens health
>>63617485
Only degenerates grow moustaches
>>63617172
32 degrees today
38 tomorrow
>>63617509
Sup Chow.
Must be nice never having to shave.
>>63617511
'no'
>>63617511
poopeelia is africa tier
>>63617172
Island Bay?
Brooklyn here
>>63617556
poo peeland is poo peeland tier
>>63617136
>Sunday night football
Oh nigga you missed a humdinga.
>>63617576
Mt Cook Tbh
>>63617581
>That pic
I didn't want those feels to come back fuck you lad
Based Mark Taylor putting Poo Peelanders in their place
>>63617600
Will probably watch it on game pass then. But still it's not quite the same.
>>63617191
>tfw only like one of my mates follows the NFL
Some times watching all sports life is suffering
>>63616608
>YOU ARE TRIGGERING US
Jesus christ and I thought the english were pussies
Who /watchingMDEtwitchstream/ here?
>>63616608
STILL being sore about it
>>63617687
im sorry
>>63617800
Poo Pealand being bitches isn't surprising, the fact that Dirk the Dutchman still exists is more shocking desu.
>>63617800
The comments sections for all those articles are literal cancer.
Then again so is everything else on FB
>>63617850
It's ok :3
>>63617715
I've got a Cheatriots loving mate smdh
Hit my first triple ton on Don Bradman, lads.
>>63618061
Don Bradman's dead m8
>>63618032
>Cheatriots
>>63618061
>tfw never got a ton
>tfw 86
>>63618145
>>63618061
Just finished torrenting it. Is it that hard compared to the Ashes games? I'm kinda bored of winning entire tests in less than 3 sessions
>>63617244
Mennie needs to be looked at. He won't because he's not le 150kmph man
>>63618145
Just play everything to leg side. For me every time they put someone at square they moved them from mid-on so I just slogged down the ground until he moved back.
For spinners I just sweep or reverse sweep everything.
>>63618172
It's not hard as such. But it does take a long time to win test matches.
God I just LOVE cricket
I wanna stick my pener in Jennifer Anistons bum hole
when are they gonna start holy fug
>Going to buy Don Bradman cricket for peesee
>look it up
>$84.99 on steam
The fuck?
>>63616460
Fuck that sucks
His 2013/2014 Ashes Series was fucking golden.
>>63618222
Do you get to play the full county season?
How long does it take until your NT picks you up?
>>63618265
Retarded newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit
>>63618274
Someone's gotta pay bradmans family's bills
>>63618274
Tru Blu more like Tru Jew amirite lads?
>>63618274
>PC fagrace
>>63618274
About $5 more than in America accounting for currency change
>>63618274
nigga just torrent that shit
It's pretty much a draw, right?
>>63618296
what? I've been here for a while
there's an autistic New Zealander here named Daniel who is obsessed with Slavic women
Hurry up and start ffstbqbfhwymbfam
>>63618266
Shes old af m8
>>63618317
>tfw just got forced to get Steam
Does it have any free games or some shit? I don't play vidya much so i'm not gonna pay for shit unless its consolefaggery i can play with mates.
>>63618355
m8 that's /rug/ you fresh off the boat seppo newcunt
>>63618384
http://store.steampowered.com/genre/Free%20to%20Play/
>>63618400
Sorry senpai I am a retarded seppo
A big and strong one though
>>63618325
Yeah but despite it being obvious as all hell the commentators will keep pushing this "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN" meme
>>63618274
>£40 through Steam
>Limited Edition with steel book case and DVD about Don Bradman and The Invincibles tour on Amazon
>£13
>>63618284
Yeah. You can choose to play for English or Aussie domestic team first. Then you can get selected for their 40/50 overs and T20 sides.
After a couple seasons depending on how well you perform you can get called up to the NT or into the IPL.
Here we go! :)
Rate my lunch
>>63618436
>Auslards
>>63618436
I had brown rice, veggies and left over chicken breast from last night
>>63618425
Thank you my Big Strong American friend
>>63618436
>Auschickens
>smith thinks we need a 350 lead
>thinking NZ could get even close to that in 2 sessions
>>63618436
love zigner burgers tbhh and wicked wings they are good too
>>63618436
jelly as all fuck m8
I wish I could buy that much KFC but I prefer eating at home and in the time it would take me to walk back home the steam would accumulate and make the chips all soggy which I hate
>>63618436
>goes to KFC
>gets things that aren't original chicken pieces X 10
>>63618425
>A big and strong one though
this is true
Damn his wife is fine as fuck, looks like that wrestling chick Page
>>63618436
I was in that /ck/ thread too
>>63617823
good filename
>>63618436
How do you cunts afford this shit?
>>63618561
Tax payer-funded Autismbux
>>63618561
They're called jos mate.
>stop rolling in your grave richie
>>63618541
Why do Australian cricketers have uggo wives?
>Stop rolling around in your grave richie benaud
Ian Chappell is senile
>>63618516
>walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwEqA_MVaGw
how the hell can i get out of the US
>>63618603
>>63618631
>chappell
>slater
>manletshaw
>healy
>brett lee
you could have stopped it
>>63618312
kek
>>63618615
Only prevalent in this shitty generation. The last wave had stunning wives
>>63618665
BIG
Just got called up to the England team lads.
>>63618665
I saw that cunt in the legends game the other day. He's fat and has no hair.
>>63618665
i wouldn't say that she is stunning but i still don't understand how that literal gollywog got her
Rate my lunch lads
>>63618637
Boats, mate. Come to our cozy island called Naaru instead.
>>63618712
>that bouncer to Shoib Aktar
Why
>>63618721
>not doing a cheeky popeyes run for some spicy chicken
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mjz5RzYGU
>>63618721
sad cunt/10
im having some smith chippys too. what are you playing on xbox?
Is Ian Healy the most biased commentator on earth?
>tfw shitposting about cricketers ugly wives
>tfw no gf
when will Smith declare?
>>63618757
You'd think he wasn't a famous athlete or something.
>>63618817
He's batting out a draw m8
>>63618808
The dashboard
>LE WIL SMIDD SGORE A ZENDURY XDXD
>>63618834
how would you rate it out of 10?
>>63618583
I'm on the tardbux to mate, am I not tarded enough or something?
BOWLED HIM
LAST BALL OF THE OVER
I hope this ends up in a shit-boring draw. If it somehow turns into an interesting result we're only going to get more roads because they'll boast about how it produced a 5-day thriller that went down to the wire.
For the good of Australian cricket, Smith needs to bat out this entire day.
>>63618831
I heard McGrath's new gf wears his dead wife's old clothes
>>63618760
>click play
>BWAAAARRRMMM
>BWAAAARRRMMM
>that climbing animation at 1:27
>pre-alpha
Won't hear about it for months, maybe a year or two I'm betting.
>>63618817
HOL
>stove
>>63618858
7.23-3+5/10
>I dislike t20
>>63618897
Well, you timed that perfectly
>stove shit cant even score a double sentry on this road
>smeth
>technique
Pick one
>>63618933
>Being a curry
>>63618981
>I'm not though, IPL is just ironically the best cricket league and entertainment
>footwork isn't that important
Ian Healy is a literal meme
>>63618981
>being a britsharia
>>63618561
It's $20 mate. Family Burger Box. Best value around.
This post brought to you by KFC
>>63619045
>Being a Koala
>johnshit gets so blown the fuck out in this test that he retires
KEK
Alright which one of you did this?
>>63619047
Did you share it with your family?
who /toblerone/ here
>>63619094
you
Lads, is it possible to install torrented expansions on games i bought off Steam?
After all this time I just realised why these threads are so dead; Ivan is at work.
>>63619094
I did, made a thread with it but was too late
>>63619047
I spend that much on pood a week mate
>>63619095
i gave your mum a couple of chips to shut her up
>>63619095
>implying im the original KFC poster
I haven't had KFC is ages, and no, I don't have a family to share it with. With mates it's good value though.
Well, /cric/?
>>63619293
>has mates but no family
>Smith listening to commentary for captaincy advice
>it's gonna be another Cavs v Warriors finals series
How feel you about this?
>there's a place literally named islamabad
>islam a bad
>darsh
BITCHLELL DARSH
POOPEELIA ON POOPEEICDE WATCH
>darsh
>>63619307
cow milk
>"best" marsh
>>63619307
cow's milk
where the fuck is the waca crowd, last day of a potentially goat test and there's fuck all people
not to mention johnson's last test
>worst marsh
no surprises
>5000 characters essay dure 12 hours and haven't started yet
what should I do
>>63619307
pauls organic
C O L L A P S E
O
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L
A
P
S
E
>>63619350
Basically the size of your average Memeden Park test crowd Tbh
This match is awful.
>>63619352
Not post in /cric/
Maxwell would've reverse sweeped that for six desu
>yfw the black caps win
>MUSH
>getting LBW'd by Disgracewell
is it too late to bring back Fatson lel
Is this the worst test match in history?
G O L L A B S E
O
L
L
A
B
S
E
>>63619339
Pretty islamaphobic lad islam is a religion of peace
why is every sports team in new zealand called the black something?
>>63619397
next number 3
every time i mention it /cric/ gets mad and spouts the bancroft meme
>>63618436
Literally from /ck/
>>63619350
>potentially GOAT match
Are we watching the same match?
>>63619419
Their national soccer team is the white caps though
>>63619307
I don't drink milk because it shits up coffee and tea and I don't eat breakfast
When I did drink milk it was mainly dairy milk because my dad worked on a dairy
>>63619428
it was me that posted it in /ck/ though
nice detective work though ;)
>>63619428
WOW REALLY???
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
I DEFINITELY COULDN'T TELL BY LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN, NOT AT ALL
>>63619419
All kiwi teams basically have the words black, white, and/or fern.
>>63619413
>those 2 anons (1 British and 1 Indian) that defended mudslimes in the /cric/ thread a couple days ago
have to say I lost a bit of respect for this community after the Paris massacre
>>63619460
is that because blacks are shit at soccer?
>>63619478
Could have been any flagless board desu
>>63619492
>implying Messi isn't GOAT
poopeelian status: pooicidal
Just put $15 on NZ @ 17, is there any chance?
>>63619473
Was posted in a dinner thread and days ago tho, you're a fraud
>>63619501
>knew that this was going to be posted
meh, this addictive and random 4chan isn't for me anymore. i need to take a long break.
>>63619510
If NZ tries to win then there's potential for the Aussie bowlers to take them out quickly. I think it'll be a draw Tbh
>>63619515
i posted it days ago and heated all of it up in the microwave for lunch today
problem?
>>63619492
pretty much desu
Based Chippers said it best
>>63619510
>smith declares with 320 lead then mcmeme opens and memes his way to a typical ODI innigns
is what i would want to happen but smith will declare too late and draw desu
Cricket used to be a gentleman's game until Australians and Indians came along and ruined it
>>63619618
>LE FUG LE OSDRALIANS XD
>>63619618
You were shit at it then too though
>>63619640
>LE FUG LE FUG XD XDDDDDDD
why are the brits so easy to BTFO with banter?
they literally invented the english language and banter but somehow are terrible at it and even worse at handling it
does /cric/ feel bad that it's Johnshit's last test?
>Maxwell should replace BOTH Khawaja AND Johnson
This grandstand banter lads
>>63619669
>>63619640
INDIAN TIER SPORTSMEN
>>63619670
incorrect use of the meme
>>63619699
Yeah, despite being wide of the mark often he was enjoyable and he feels like the last of an era.
>>63619696
Inventing things then being BTFO in them is the English way
almost another wicket for basedwell there
Is the Bowling meme finally going to die so cricket can reach its true form?
>>63619717
>grandstand featuring Dirkuk Nannes
no thx
>>63619720
>MUH DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS
>tfw no big strong Australian friends
>>63619824
kys ivan
>>63619793
Indians don't shake hands because they wipe their arseholes with them, what's Australia's excuse other than being uppity wankers?
>>63619835
Winning things makes it harder to sympathize with you
>>63619717
WRONG
Watson is the only player who can bat as well as Khawaja and can bowl as well as bitchwide.
Watto is the only option for the third test
>>63619835
better than the faux retarded sportsmanship poo peeland do
Is Smith the qtest Australian captain of all time?
Hair Clarke was pretty nice but he wasn't this level
>>63619811
who is that
>yfw you bust a nut
>>63620009
pics m8
I hope Ian Healy dies while commentating this summer
>>63620071
>LE FUG CH9 xD
>>63620071
found his kek
>>63619936
Let me tell you something
STILL DOING PARIS SPECIALS?
FUCK OFF SERIOUSLY
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>63620071
>LE FUG LE EEYAN HEELY XDXD
>>63620117
>LE FUGG LE BARIS XDXD
>give Perth their test back after they complain that Cricket Australia are literal NAZIs
>nobody turns up and the match is pure shit
When will WA fuck off?
I hate /cric/
>>63620103
I made that
Hope people found it funny
>>63620103
OMG HAHA I HAVENT SEEN THIS MEME BEFORE
LMAO YOU TOTES DIDNT POST IT IN EVERY THREAD DURING THIS TEST HAHA GREAT MEME FRIEND XD
>>63620152
same thing happened at the gabba mate and the exact same thing will happen for the boxing day and new years tests against hte meme indies
adelaide is our only hope, they usually get a good crowd plus added drawcard of meme pink ball
>>63620155
i love you.
>>63620117
I just don't get why it's still going, it's not a developing story.
>>63620139
fuck the world senpai
I hope the sun explodes
>>63620176
Why are the meme indies even allowed to play test cricket anymore? They're even less relevant than NZ now
Reminder that Australia loses on the last ball of the day.
how tight is she?
>>63620176
We get big crowds at Adelaide because nobody has a job here
>tfw you will never see this in your room
>>63620167 (kekold)
>>63620176
>adelaide drawing a higher crowd than melbourne or even sydney
'no'
>>63620214
MUH SOLIDARITY
MUH NORMIE BRAIN NEEDS TO BE TOLD WHAT TO THINKKK
Feels like there could be potential for a conflict of interest with the commentary radio. I mean they're just being fucking morons but still.
>>63620236
Well after those pics of her taking that whole bat handle were released I'd say not very tight at all.
>>63620262
maybe not Melbourne
but adelaide got 28,000 on the first day last year
>>63620284
what
does this cunt ever stop chewing
>>63620239
When will this meme that women without nice feminine dicks are remotely attractive?
>>63620176
Nah, people will at least show up for boxing day. Nobody will turn up after, but day 1 always gets a decent crowd.
>>63620239
I did actually, based sis.
>>63620262
>implying anybody leaves their homes to watch sport in Sydney
>>63620310
What do you fucking think that means you fucking moron?
>>63620262
adelaide literally got 55,000 last year for a big bash game
crowd will be stronger if pp win this test or its a draw, so its not a dead rubber
>>63620332
You heading to the Hobart test m8?
poopeelians are fuming
>>63620378
Yes desu
>>63620376
>implying the Big Meme League counts as cricket
>>63620322
How to spot a pleb: they chew chewing gum regularly and see nothing wrong with it.
How does Aus vs India 2014 1st test in Adelaide rank all time for /cric/s favorite test?
>>63620372
Not him, but you didn't explain the conflict of interest.
Think Faulkner will get a look in now that Johnson's is out?
Nothing I love more than lower order batsmen getting clutch runs
The official enema of Cricket Australia.
>>63620432
>>63620447
Obese cunt
>>63620432
I don't even remember it so it can't have been that good
>>63620439
It's one way, but there's the potential to give advice.
DRAW
R R
A A
W W
>>63620467
>Kiwis are the good, nice guys in /cric/
>>63620432
The only good tests during /cric/'s lifespan were the 5-0 Ashes
Most of the real meme moments were more about limited overs shit
>>63620477
It was based Lyon's 10for
>>63620512
5-0 ashes and the SA series after that was the height of the bitchwide/rhyno partnership
sick of life t b h f a m
>>63620611
dont do it
>>63620611
Sup Bitchwide
>>63620611
that's what anime is for to be perfectly honest sempai
>>63620611
Check'd lad
>>63620332
you walked in on her getting changed?
>>63620479
They could check twitter feeds if they want advice from a specific person, hardly makes a difference since anyone can listen to it.
>tfw no feminine trap to facefuck
Reminder NZ can't take 10 wickets in an innings
>>63620657
No we bang on a regular basis desu
>>63620655
Check'd lad
>>63620741
post pics Tasmanian
>vodges
>brayshaw saying the NZ bowling is making it tough to score
>17 of 71
why cant he accept smith has decided on a draw
Don't think just because you are a little Anon, that you can't make a different on 4chan.
Take me for example. I used to make the same thread on about 15 boards at the same time and they changed it so you had to wait 5 minutes before making a thread. I then made the same thread on the same board about 15 times now you can only make 5 threads on the same board.
I also used to post with ## in the email section so it looked like I was a mod and then they got rid of the email section.
And in recent times, I helped to get the black twitter shit censored. So if you are someone like the autistic LE FUG AUDISTIG SPAMMER XD kid, then you can make a difference to how people react within their own 4chan experience.
SOUTHEE
>vogeshit
Poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>63620611
Saw my gp yesterday for depression lad, I know that feel.
If you've got a good Dr, go see em. If you don't, get a good gp who you can actually talk to. Get on the path to sorting shit out
>VOGEShit
UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL UMPIRES CALL
>>63620778
based fucking ivan
>Noges
Last digit is Johnson's score
Senpai are here.
PLUMB
Johnshit out for a duck
just clipping
Based Johnson here to post a quick century then bowl the kiwis out in one session
>>63620826
Not Ivan but I don't care what you think
Johnson's daughter is a little qt
>>63620844
Based Johnson is the former mayor of London, mate
this is nice team :^)
>>63620888
"Look mum, I posted it again"
>>63620888
(You)
>>63620896
I'm surprised they didn't give in and make him mayor of all of England after the way he destroyed them
>>63620888
how is this, in any way, worth copypastaing?
it's just shit.
>tfw no muslim wife
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poorius poo peeland poofters on pooicide watch
>>63620941
Because it gets (you)s
>>63620888
Why would a medical student be on 4chan?
Literally think about it and then reassess your shitposting strategy.
>>63620787
this desu senpai
I am also seeing a doctor, it has been helping
CMON GIVE THAT FAGGOT MITCHLEL BUMSON A BOUNCER IN THE FACE
gaz quick 7fa and australia win
Execute all muslims.
how to be a normie?
>>63620941
le should've died in the earthquake man detected
How does Nevill go from beautiful batting to tail ender slashing in the space of one ball?
>>63621011
normie normie
Hi I'm a SEETHING kiwi casual!
I heard my team's doing better, so I popped over from reddit to troll some Aussies!!
u mad broz? lol
>>63620996
How I'd love to have an Aussie that wants to kill an entire religion as my president.
Fucking bullshit that a nation can't agree on that
what's the next Australian city to be attacked by mudslimes?
>>63621043
how?
>>63621011
Close browser, put on pants, go to pub, interact with bogans
>>63620996
>>63621049
>LE FUGG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpevyPrwIio
>>63621066
/gong/
johnno 100 incoming
>>63621066
you're about to take in a whole bunch of syrian refugees so you will be the one getting attacked
plus you already "live" in a country with a nigger population greater than the entire population of australia. enjoy getting shot.
>>63621066
Lakemba
is steve smith, dare i say it, autistic?
>>63621031
no danilel
>>63621066
some shitty part of Sydney by angry Lebos and Somalis from another shitty part of Sydney
>>63621112
Trump will save us m8
>>63621071
i think the bare minimum is to have a job and a gf but im not certain
>>63621075
>le defend the most violent and destructive force on the earth because I'm so open-minded (but only to sleep with women with dyed hair and underarm hair from Melbourne that travel through Southeast Asia and declare how much better it is than the 'civilized' world because Tony Abott destroyed this country.
Meme
>steve smith listening to 9 commentators
this always triggers me
>>63621166
Sydney has no Somalis, that's Melbourne
That moment when you realise Bitchwide has genuinely been Australia's second best seamer since Lillee
>>63621066
Some shitty Eastern city
Feels good to live in a state far away and irrelevant enough that it will never be attacked
Does anyone else cringe when they talk about smith with the camera on him
>>63621170
i have no job or gf
i don't even have friends
>tfw it's pretty hot and the aircon is broken
>>63621229
>>63620888
>>63621200
sorry I will try better next time
>>63621227
>LE FUG LE CHANLEL 9 XD XD
Can't wait for this shit meme sport to be over and for based NRL to start. Pic related, a real athlete.
>>63621290
>National NoCrowds League
>good
>>63621290
Dog is not an athlete
>bowling craig
>those Oakleys that only cricketers and triathletes wear
Going for a run down to the end of my road again lads
>Get coward punched in the back of the head last night in front of my local milk bar by a shithead teenager
Such is life in Carrum. Reported it to the police today and turns out they've been having problems with Maoris around here so fuck off Poo Peeland. Was only a light punch but could have been worse. Am I a gigantic pussy for just walking off? Tried to get the milk bar owner to call me if they see him again but she doesn't speak a fucking word of English so it's not looking good.
>>63621327
Try not to run too far and end up stealing more of our mining jobs
Does anybody else here pee while sitting down?
>>63621290
Rory Kostjasyn would literally walk right into the All Keks.
>>63621239
how hot?
>>63621327
grab me a zinger burger breh
>>63621350
He would walk into any sports team in the world. He is literally the greatest hooker the NRL has ever seen and is a top 5 athlete on the planet. Thankyou based Rory.
>>63621333
>milk bar
ill never understand this shit
>>63621348
My mate does that. I scorn him openly.
>>63621348
No, but the past day or so while sitting for a shit I've been peeling off all the dead, dry, sunburned skin off my cock.
Will there be a wicket before lunch?
>>63621234
me either ad. nice digits
Lads the cricket australia page is fucking and I can't listen to grandstand.
>>63621361
No KFC in my suburb tbqh. It's a fucking joke.
>>63621452
Don't worry, when you see a name greentexted it means wicket or boundary
>>63621452
turn on Gem la'
>>63621459
You're not missing out and you know it. I get it like once a year and always have regrets immediately.
>>63621348
It is such a waste of time though, and i hear people say that it is comfortable. It really isn't, i mean you gotta pull your dacks down and then sit, piss and then stand up and pull your dacks back up.
Also sitting on the loo makes your body think you are going for a shit and can cause undue stress on the sphincter muscle
Has MemeCullum ever got a review right?
what a shit review
>>63621481
No I'm using it to talk to other cricket enthusiasts on 4chan.
Who is the most mentally ill poster?
>>63621290
>those arms
>nrlel
>clean
>>63621504
Depends on the KFC really
There are three around me and they're all greasy shit that's borderline inedible
>>63621327
are you back?
>>63620238
Yet I can't find decent employees
if smith doesnt declare at lunch its all over
although, seeing mcmeme try and chase 350 in one session might be funny
Who /taytay/ here?
>>63621481
*FFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
>>63621545
I told my gf about /cric/ the other night (basically said australians make retarded posts) and also told her about daniel.
She said u cunts should leave him alone.
>>63621610
me desu, going to her concert at the end of the month
>>63621566
Furious
FUCK SAKE NO MORE SENSATIONALIST SPECIALS.
>>63621556
>tfw drunk, dumpy middle aged english women keep making passes at you but legit milfs never do
Perhaps the silver lining of the Paris attacks is that it'll kill off the fucking cricket show at last
>>63621639
he is obviously roiding
>>63621566
>being impressed by those twigs
Seriously, those arms are easily achievable with 2 months of work. Maximum.
>>63621610
Made out with a girl from the same state as tay that looked like a brunette version of her, too bad I was a sperg and didn't dick her
>>63621610
*hmmm did i shit myself*
>>63621669
>LE FUG LE GRIGED SHOW XDXDXD
all i want is to see slats and binga ramble nonsensically for half an hour
>>63621610
who is the guy
>>63621737
Jay Z
JOHNSGOATSON
>>63621675
hi /fit/
>>63621737
Kevin Federer.
>>63621180
>le white race will rise again :^)
>>63621568
It's different in different countries ay.
Japan KFC was fkn nice. NZ is garbage.
>>63621715
Like you've never scratched you arse and had a little hand sniff
>>63621737
Taylor Swift
Can't wait for this shit meme sport to be over and for based AFL to start. Pic related, a real athlete.
>>63621614
Daniel's a good lad and I"m always nice to him.
>Poo Peeland """""Bowling"""""
>>63621789
>NZ KFC
How much grease u want fAm?
smith declares with johnson on 99*
worst australians swarm the pitch and pull mccullum apart
>>63621816
>ditching your club for money after your coach gets murdered
Truly a sport of gentlemen
>>63621816
No, this is a real athlete
>>63621816
Quite literally WHO
>>63621816
Sports that have a wider worldwide audience than ALF:
Curling
Chess
League of Legends
>LE FUGG LE BOO BEELAND XDXD
>Letting JohnGOAT score a century
>>63621838
JUST CLOG MY SHIT UP
>>63621849
Yeah Cunnington is pretty good
>>63621829
Reminder NZ can't take 10 wickets in an innings
Rate my fallout character lads
>>63621849
based pridda
>>63621893
Good thing they only need 9 then
Rate my fallout character lads
>>63621862
Tbf, that's just exposure and afl getting more exposure on American TV now. Kind of hope it replaces NFL when football dies a miserable death in 20 years
>>63621894
he should have died in the earthquake desu
>>63621894
>the fallout meme
>>63621894
>>63621920
already put in 3 days playing time 2bh
hopefully some good mods come out on xbone
LE NINE NEWS SPECIAL XDXDXD
Holy shit it was like 4 days ago. They can stop milking it now tbqh
>LE FUGG LE ISIZ XD XD
>>63621923
NFL was saved by Jarryd Hayne, mate
>>63621923
If NFL dies rugby will replace it m8, we're getting our own league next year
>>63621920
Faggot stole my character
Are they still doing this special shit about paris?? Jesus fucking Christ
>>63621952
>3 days
pleb
also gauss rifle a GOAT
FERST FER FERLO
>LE >WE ARE AT LE WAR XDXDXD
no
stop this meme
nothing has changed
>>63621915
#KEKT
>>63622008
fuck off waleed
>>63621987
>79 hours
casual desu, i had 1 week off from work for fallout, already put in about 130 hours across multiple saves
>>63621987
>not using silenced pistol and using VATs to kill 5 ghouls all surrounding you while remaining undetected at all times
fucking scavver
>>63621994
SHOW US YOUR CLACKER
>>63621994
Steve Smith looks pretty good with a wig on
>>63621980
Hope its NRL not shit rugby.
Actually prefer NRL to AFL
>>63621862
Proves how shit a sport NRL is more than anything
>>63622030
I can't fucking stand him and his "speeches".
It seems every week there's some ">wow so deep so true lmao" speech of his that is getting plastered all over Facebook.
>>63622006
I thought gore was censored from video games in Australia?
>>63622052
well the NRFL supposedly is vaporware, so its gonna be thugby yawnion
>>63622052
kys
(kek your self)
>>63622032
>>63621987
>le Fallout is besd game evar see you later people i'm gonna be locked in hows for a while now XDDDDD
Play a fucking better game you disgusting casuals. I am sick of seeing that from normies.
You guys are fucking losers. I've already knocked up 1000 hours of Fallout 4
Europe closed border policy when?
>go to /asp/
>look at catalog
>literally the ENTIRE FUCKING BOARD is mandrama shit
>>63622081
>people can't have fun playing a game they like regardless if it is bad or not
>>63622095
yeah they're fucking shit up for sure
>>63622069
Only when Labor's in power
>>63622035
>meme stealth gameplay
So 2012.
Nothing better than a fully charged gauss rifle with 600 damage LITERALLY making anything it hits explode.
>>63622081
Fallout 4 isn't the best game ever, it's extremely similar to Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Almost to the point where it could just be a massive expansion pack with better graphics.
That's not really a bad thing though, those were both very good games.
It's objectively a good game, even if it's not groundbreaking. You ARE a disgusting hipster contrarian faggot if you believe otherwise.
>>63622105
NO YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT HE LIKES NOT BECAUSE IT'S COOL OR WHATEVER BUT BECAUSE HE IS OBJECTIVELY CORRECT IN ALL HIS OPINIONS
>>63622059
Except RL's bigger worldwide
>>63622081
STOP HAVING FUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63622128
Of course it's similar to those games, why wouldn't it be? I'm sick of hearing people say this about sequels, be it criticism or not. Besides, it's pretty fucking different to those games in many ways. Especially NV.
>Latham
for what fucking purpose meme man, bring him in at 7 when the memeing inevitably fails
last for based walkgod
