1st innings
Australia 9/559dec
New Zealand 624
is dat sum hot n spicy?
Is Ross Taylor related to Obesity Goose?
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>>63601385
>tfw Ross Taylor is on /cric/
THREAD COUNTER RESTORED, BLESS YOU OP
>implying daniel should've survived
Should I?
SFG - Sydney Fried Goose
>highest score by a NZ batsmen away from home
>highest score by a visiting batsmen in Australia (beating the record from 1903)
Why can't Australia bowl lads?
>/grig/ not in the subject
I refuse to post in this terror apologist """""thread"""""
#neverbaguette
What's more autsistic luckswing or griget?
what the fuck is this dumb thread about
cricket? what the fuck?
>>63601668
Nah. Just bake some shortbread you dumb cunt. Home baking is much better and not even hard to do.
>>63601707
literally false
>LRKFCL Taylor
The kfc attracted the BSA's like moths to a flame
>>63601707
i baked ur moters pusi with my semen....
who /SFC/ here?
>>63601687
Luckswing takes statsautism to a new level.
>>63601678
*can't catch
>>63601730
Literally retarded poopeelians who can't into baking or bowling
>>63601742
this 3bh, my stomach grumbled when I saw it
>>63601742
A delicious well seasoned flame that's good value for your money. Finger Lickin' Good™
>>63601746
yeah /here/, grisby sdrips desu
>>63601774
nah just not a housewife
which retarded southern hemisphere sport is this thread about
>>63601826
Cricket is an Indian sport
>>63601826
bizarro baseball
>>63601826
>Invented by a NH country
>C.ucked yet again by the BIG STRONG SH
lel
>>63601826
paki paddle
I'm getting KFC on wednesday after my last exam
thinking of a large popcorn chicken meal 2bh
>>63601826
Lawn bowls
>>63601826
first world baseball
Who /Creed/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILj-dA8j28s
KEK
>>63601826
Athletic tea party.
>>63601910
>>63601891
>Staring Michael Jordan
huh?
>>63601826
One where we are smart enough to play at more than a 90 degree angle
>>63601947
she's canadian, but it's bait.
l m f a o.
>>63601955
jej i have noticed that about american sports
>>63601947
goosey lost some weight I see
>>63601973
Spoken like a true blue kiwi m9
>>63601947
I think the last two slices are quite aesthic.
>>63602064
you're using that word wrong
Daniel confirmed for paying off the mod with hotpockets
reminder you should've died in the earthquake
Australia all out for 120 desu senpai
When did this "daniel is obese" meme come from?
>>63602123
In all seriousness why was that thread even deleted? lel
>>63602123
This is a bully free zone
Any of you familiar with that /pol/ calendar with 2015 predictions, what will the cricket ball symbolize? Lines up with the Adelaide test
>>63602123
Daniel is a janitor. He has given up on chasing Ivana and is pursuing wizard status or "a century of years as a virgin" as he so aptly put it.
Who's watching Georgie Pie?
>>63602152
The mod saw two threads (even though thread counter autist's thread was made a full 5 minutes afterwards) and decided to keep the thread that looked less "shitposty"
Nevermind the fact the OP image of the other thread was actually cricket related, and that the subject field actually had /cric/ in it
>>63602171
Is there a pic of the whole calendar? How much as /pol/ actually gotten right from it?
>>63601868
what exam, m9?
Is KFC related to Obesity?
>>63602197
Watching the Aces-Stags highlights that are on for the lunch break. Rigor is such a based commentator Tbh
>>63601746
Here, got two of these for dinner with a cheeky large potato & gravy from KFC
Is this SFW?
>>63602285
good luck tim
>>63602171
Get ready for a BROKEN FUCKING STADIUM
why can't they make original that crispy?
i can't handle hot & spicy cause i'm a weak cunt
korean fried chicken desu lads
kfc is disgusting
you're all heart attacks waiting to happen
>>63602473
Japanese Fried Chicken desu lad
>>63601910
how long do these cunts need to eat ffs
shit lads
havent seen a single ball of this test :^)
any good?
>LE GAN"T BEAT THAT DASDE XDDDD
Fucking neck yourselfs fat cunts
>>63602634
We're winning lad, you're here just in time to bully the poopeelians
>KFshit
You'll be blessed soon.
>>63602671
chances it'll end in a draw?
>>63602491
my heart attacks's not a compound noun m8
>>63602724
99%.
The one percent is a crack in the pitch opens up so big that NZ chuck a wobbly and refuse to play any more like the warm up game they had.
How would've Don Bradman done in T20 lads?
>>63602300
i recognize those thighs
>>63602815
Shit. He's an era babby.
Kane would have averaged 200+ if he was playing in those days
>kurns
burns will never make it as an opener, fucking scrub
I was saying Boourns
heheheheheehehehe
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lol a opener getting a duck on a road ... goodbye burns
if australia cant pull corwds to test griget, literally no one can
maybe poo in loos
poopeelia will be all out before 40 and we won't even need to bat again
TEST WIN
Just get bancroft in there for fucks sake. Burns cant even get past 50 on this wicket
>>63602905
It was decent yesterday.
What do you expect during work hours on a fucking monday? Maybe tomorrow will be good if a result is possible.
>>63602905
wait for a non shit city (adelaide)
>poo peeland are unironically going to win this test
has god forsaken us?
>>63602928
this
burns isn't an opener, no matter that he played there for one season with qld - fuck even cowman would be a better option
4 OR NOTHING
the LE FUG WATSON XDDDD way
any meme fields yet, family
>>63603034
can't wait for stoinis to get a baggy green, he's watto-lite
>Pooult
>old men complaining about being old
>commentators talking about being old
riveting stuff
Is Trent Boult related to Mark Craig?
>>63603217
>yfw you realize when these old retards retire we're left with Hussey, Lee and Warney
Fun while it lasted, draw incoming
we won't get a 2nd wicket this session
i want a year of kfc
I feel captive to this game
Do Maoris like KFC as much as niggers do?
great test
GUYS KFC :DD 11 HERBS AND SPICES
>Mark Taylor
shut the fuck up
>Warner will get a century in each innings
MAXIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
memeswell in our ads
who /green/ here?
Oporto>Red Rooster>>>>>>>>>KFC
Who else gets fucking pissed off seeing Indians say complete and utter nonsense in an attempt to speak English?
>>63603415
n-nandos lad
>>63603366
Yes 100%
>>63603411
blue imo
>>63603434
you cheeky lad
>>63603438
not bad choice m8
picture is best to worst from left to right
>>63603415
>only oporto near me is in a shopping centre
>went there last week
>oporto is gone
>now its some indian place
>>63603415
A Simon Says from grilled blows all of them out of the water if I can be honest.
>Creeps
Fuck sake. I am sick of emotive and judgmental language on the news. Your job is to be unbiased for fuck sake.
Meme pitch desu
>WARNKUCK
>Its Day 4
>A draw is the only outcome
Why bothering following?
>>63603400
>American education
>kekner
>POONER
GOLLABES
IT'S ON AGAIN BOYS
ON YOUR BIKE CUNT
>>63603517
lol dude you know im just writing random shit to get BSA replies to jack off to
>Waste Watson
>use shit like Warner
Kek
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Would any of the lads in this game be able to make it in rugby?
You'd think with a name like Trent Boult you'd be fast but nup just medium pace swing.
>>63603502
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU4W0ef2654
>>63603514
you should bother to learn english instead m8
>>63603517
also i wrote that before he got out, my stream may be a bit behind, i was kinda just projecting that he would get a century tbqhwyf
T20 > ODI > Test
>>63603543
lightning quick by kiwi standards tbqh
>Laugh at NZ meme pitches for years
>get rekt at home by them
Why doesn't australia just play ever test at the 'gabba seeing as they always win there?
we've literally fucking got this
Obesitykrezja on pooicide watch
>starc 4/119
>craig 3/123
is craig /elite/?
Casual reminder that I always said Warner was an over rated POS. Keep riding that goose dick though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCVSo3j6Qk
>2:29 isn't the best splice
Glad he's back.
>>63603572
has any kiwi bowler ever bowled 160?
Mitch Stark has
Were gonna lose senpaitachi
Were actually gonna lose
I cant do this. I will never watch cricket again
>>63603620
krazykhawaja is injured m8
https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/666127991185903616
JUST
>2015: the year of Australia getting keked by New Zealand in every sport
>>63603630
Also conceded 600 (SIX HUNDRED) to le run out man
kek
KEK
>>63603630
nope. bond was low 150's bowler
Just got back from my run.
Poopeelia on pooicide watch
>46 percent
kek
KEK
>that winviz
kek
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>>63603671
>>63603677
samefag
>>63603650
Remind me who won the cricket, netball and rugby league world cups again dickhead.
Winviz is drunk
>>63603668
whered you run to?
>>63603690
>pyjama cricket
>women's sport
>thugby yawngue
>relevant
kek
KEK
>>63603690
POOICIDE WATCH
>>63603705
KFC to get a bucket la'
Nah JJ, went down to the end of my road. About 4kms
>muh fortress WACa
tip top lel
>>63603690
Reality Check literally POORIOUS
>Reality=CHECKED
putting a brew on lads
>>63603714
They're certainly very relevant in NZ with the exception of perhaps league. A lot more relevant over there than union is in Australia.
>>63603690
My fucking sides
>meme cricket
>shit women's sport
>irrelevant form of rugby
You got keked by New Zealand who have about 10% of your population
>that guy who unironically said Burnshit was better than Taylor
kek
KEK
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>suddenly a million kiwis out of nowhere
>>63603741
literally poorious
>>63603741
So mad you're being nonsensical
>>63603741
Literally poorious
We don't even care about cricket at all yet we're pushing your shit in.
It would be 2-0 to us right now if this series was in NZ.
>>63603757
I'm working right now but this is just too good
We fucking got this
>>63603642
Is the plane landing on the pitch?
>combined XI
Warner
Latham
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Marsh
Watling
Lyon
Starc
Bracewell
Hazlewood
>>63603745
Zerobese. He unironically thinks stove shit is better than Kane.
kek
KEK
>>63603757
just got home from work
unironically
>>63603785
>hazlewood
rather have boult or southee
>>63603785
Southee for Hazlewood desu
why does Australia have such an inferiority complex about New Zealand?
>>63603786
>le Burns would le be better than le Taylor if he le played for le NZ!!!!
kek
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>aussies literally nowhere to be seen
>all this meme preparation
Just bat, steve.
>>63603786
>averages 38 in the 2nd innings
>better than kane
lel
>>63603785
>Hazleshit over GOAThee
>Smith
>Good
>>63603743
>10%
Try about 23% fucking cock smoker.
And for you stupid fucks banging on about netball being shit because 'women who will never have sex with me play this sport', and ODI being a meme because it was only created within the last 50 years, all I can say is that I'm very sorry that your countries are shit in both of those sports despite how much the general public seem to care about them.
>>63603411
>no purple
What the fuck mate
>10 consecutive posts without a Poo Peelian
kek
KEK
Why is the Australian cricket team full of scumbags and their rugby team full of c.ucks
>>63603846
literally seething: the post
>>63603625
>reality check
>correct predictions or calls ever
"no"
>>63603854
Australians are just pieces of shit
>>63603846
>2/55 against this attack
ayy lamo
>>63603846
POORIOUS
>>63603731
thjats a pretty long road.
Is Boult, dare I say it, the worst bowler in the world?
>>63603846
Reality kuck shaking with fury right now
>>63603880
>NZ take two early wickets, thereby forcing Australia to play for the draw
Jesus these cunts are so dumb.
Steve Smith is going to make 250. Cap this.
>>63603822
too busy watching captain GOAT m8
>>63603880
Yeah, don't suppose a Poo Peelian would be used to roads longer than 22 yards tbf
>>63603872
Private school faggots and people with old rich parents play union while Cricketers come from every bogan place imaginable in Aus
>>63603880
2kms each way. Not really tbqhfam
>>63603897
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>>63603897
You really are a gigantic faggot tbqh
Australia all out for 100.Cap this
>>63603900
Based McCullum
Cap this
>shots of people in the crowd who could literally not give less of a shit about this game
>>63603958
They're waiting for some big strong americans to show up
>I will never be a third world tripfag
Feels good lads
>>63603942
>>63603980
cheers lad
>Australia in the lead
Lel. Worst Australian team in history and still beating NZ.
>>63603975
First Syrian family arrives tomorrow La'
Better lock your doors
>>63603980
Nice lad
>>63603993
Not as bad as all the kiwis who've been coming in for years.
where did the poopeelians go lol?
Drowning their sorrows at the bottom of a KFC bucket
>>63604037
AT WORK YOU LAZY FAGET IT'S A MONDAY
>>63604057
autism
This looks like a solid partnership.
>>63603999
When did binga get hit by a shovel to his face and became faget?
>>63604074
Just reminding you where your kind belong
>>63604057
Literally poorious
>>63604113
>your kind
people who post reaction images?
literally SEETHING with rage
>>63604037
>>63604061
>New Zealanders
>actually having jobs
kek
KEK
Voges looks set for a big score
>>63604130
>>63604142
Just finished here lads
Gonna sit at work until like 10 watching the /cric/ rather than go home desu
Who would win in a rugby match between the Australian cricket team and the NZ cricket team?
Why does Ian Smith have the voice of a skinny man?
>>63604219
Ross Taylor is a brown person so probably us.
>be 1/401
>lose
Australia, everybody
>>63604242
Are you saying Usman Khawaja isn't brown?
>>63604242
so is the Bushman
>>63604188
>>63604242
Khawaja is pretty brown imho
>>63603741
>let me tell you about your country!!!!
jej
>>63604242
No one's pointed it out yet, but Kwahaja is quite brown
>>63604293
More white people watch wrestling than cricket lad, you probably don't want to go throwing stones.
Do you think Reality Kuck's pooicide noose's rope is made out of poo?
>>63604242
We have a player named Khawaja, and he is brown as well
>>63604219
Most Kiwi sportsmen probably have played rugby at some sort of school or amatuer level
>>63604302
I literally never mentioned race, just told you to go back to /asp/.
Also aren't wrestling fans 99% Indians?
Imagine being so unlucky you were born in poo peeland with poo-tier poo peeland "genetics" and were forced to poortake in poopular poo peeland "sports" like thugby yawnion. You would be eternally literally furious with small man syndrome, a massive inferiority complex, and be on 24/7 damage control mode.
Should just commit pooicide desu.
>>63604305
If he wanted to kill himself he would just go drink a mouthful of sea water
