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OFFICIAL AUSTRALIA VS NEW ZEALAND THREAD #27


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1st innings
Australia 9/559dec
New Zealand 624
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is dat sum hot n spicy?
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Is Ross Taylor related to Obesity Goose?
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L U N C H
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>>63601385
>tfw Ross Taylor is on /cric/
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THREAD COUNTER RESTORED, BLESS YOU OP
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>implying daniel should've survived
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Should I?
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SFG - Sydney Fried Goose
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>highest score by a NZ batsmen away from home
>highest score by a visiting batsmen in Australia (beating the record from 1903)

Why can't Australia bowl lads?
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>/grig/ not in the subject
I refuse to post in this terror apologist """""thread"""""
#neverbaguette
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What's more autsistic luckswing or griget?
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what the fuck is this dumb thread about

cricket? what the fuck?
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>>63601668
Nah. Just bake some shortbread you dumb cunt. Home baking is much better and not even hard to do.
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>>63601707
literally false
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>LRKFCL Taylor
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The kfc attracted the BSA's like moths to a flame
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>>63601707
i baked ur moters pusi with my semen....
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who /SFC/ here?
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>>63601687
Luckswing takes statsautism to a new level.
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>>63601678
*can't catch
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>>63601730
Literally retarded poopeelians who can't into baking or bowling
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>>63601742
this 3bh, my stomach grumbled when I saw it
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>>63601742
A delicious well seasoned flame that's good value for your money. Finger Lickin' Goodâ„¢
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>>63601746
yeah /here/, grisby sdrips desu
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>>63601774
nah just not a housewife
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which retarded southern hemisphere sport is this thread about
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>>63601826
Cricket is an Indian sport
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>>63601826
bizarro baseball
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>>63601826
>Invented by a NH country
>C.ucked yet again by the BIG STRONG SH
lel
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>>63601826

paki paddle
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I'm getting KFC on wednesday after my last exam

thinking of a large popcorn chicken meal 2bh
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>>63601826
Lawn bowls
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>>63601826
first world baseball
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Who /Creed/ here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILj-dA8j28s

KEK
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>>63601826
Athletic tea party.
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>>63601910
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>>63601891
>Staring Michael Jordan
huh?
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>>63601826
One where we are smart enough to play at more than a 90 degree angle
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>>63601947
she's canadian, but it's bait.

l m f a o.
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>>63601955
jej i have noticed that about american sports
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>>63601947
goosey lost some weight I see
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>>63601973
Spoken like a true blue kiwi m9
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>>63601947
I think the last two slices are quite aesthic.
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>>63602064
you're using that word wrong
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Daniel confirmed for paying off the mod with hotpockets

reminder you should've died in the earthquake
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Australia all out for 120 desu senpai
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When did this "daniel is obese" meme come from?
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>>63602123
In all seriousness why was that thread even deleted? lel
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>>63602123
This is a bully free zone
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Any of you familiar with that /pol/ calendar with 2015 predictions, what will the cricket ball symbolize? Lines up with the Adelaide test
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>>63602123
Daniel is a janitor. He has given up on chasing Ivana and is pursuing wizard status or "a century of years as a virgin" as he so aptly put it.
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Who's watching Georgie Pie?
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>>63602152
The mod saw two threads (even though thread counter autist's thread was made a full 5 minutes afterwards) and decided to keep the thread that looked less "shitposty"

Nevermind the fact the OP image of the other thread was actually cricket related, and that the subject field actually had /cric/ in it
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>>63602171
Is there a pic of the whole calendar? How much as /pol/ actually gotten right from it?
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>>63601868
what exam, m9?
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Is KFC related to Obesity?
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>>63602197
Watching the Aces-Stags highlights that are on for the lunch break. Rigor is such a based commentator Tbh
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>>63601746
Here, got two of these for dinner with a cheeky large potato & gravy from KFC
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Is this SFW?
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>>63602285
good luck tim
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>>63602171
Get ready for a BROKEN FUCKING STADIUM
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why can't they make original that crispy?

i can't handle hot & spicy cause i'm a weak cunt
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korean fried chicken desu lads
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kfc is disgusting

you're all heart attacks waiting to happen
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>>63602473
Japanese Fried Chicken desu lad
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>>63601910
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how long do these cunts need to eat ffs
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shit lads

havent seen a single ball of this test :^)

any good?
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>LE GAN"T BEAT THAT DASDE XDDDD
Fucking neck yourselfs fat cunts
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>>63602634
We're winning lad, you're here just in time to bully the poopeelians
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>KFshit

You'll be blessed soon.
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>>63602671

chances it'll end in a draw?
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>>63602491
my heart attacks's not a compound noun m8
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>>63602724
99%.

The one percent is a crack in the pitch opens up so big that NZ chuck a wobbly and refuse to play any more like the warm up game they had.
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How would've Don Bradman done in T20 lads?
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>>63602300
i recognize those thighs
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>>63602815
Shit. He's an era babby.

Kane would have averaged 200+ if he was playing in those days
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>kurns
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burns will never make it as an opener, fucking scrub
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I was saying Boourns
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heheheheheehehehe
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P O O I C I D E
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BTFO
T
F
O
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lol a opener getting a duck on a road ... goodbye burns
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if australia cant pull corwds to test griget, literally no one can

maybe poo in loos
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poopeelia will be all out before 40 and we won't even need to bat again
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TEST WIN
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Just get bancroft in there for fucks sake. Burns cant even get past 50 on this wicket
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>>63602905
It was decent yesterday.

What do you expect during work hours on a fucking monday? Maybe tomorrow will be good if a result is possible.
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>>63602905
wait for a non shit city (adelaide)
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>poo peeland are unironically going to win this test
has god forsaken us?
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>>63602928
this

burns isn't an opener, no matter that he played there for one season with qld - fuck even cowman would be a better option
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4 OR NOTHING

the LE FUG WATSON XDDDD way
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any meme fields yet, family
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>>63603034
can't wait for stoinis to get a baggy green, he's watto-lite
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>Pooult
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>old men complaining about being old
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>commentators talking about being old
riveting stuff
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Is Trent Boult related to Mark Craig?
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>>63603217
>yfw you realize when these old retards retire we're left with Hussey, Lee and Warney
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Fun while it lasted, draw incoming
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we won't get a 2nd wicket this session
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i want a year of kfc
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I feel captive to this game
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Do Maoris like KFC as much as niggers do?
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great test
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GUYS KFC :DD 11 HERBS AND SPICES
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>Mark Taylor

shut the fuck up
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>Warner will get a century in each innings
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MAXIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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memeswell in our ads
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who /green/ here?
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Oporto>Red Rooster>>>>>>>>>KFC
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Who else gets fucking pissed off seeing Indians say complete and utter nonsense in an attempt to speak English?
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>>63603415
n-nandos lad
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>>63603366

Yes 100%
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>>63603411

blue imo
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>>63603434
you cheeky lad
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>>63603438
not bad choice m8
picture is best to worst from left to right
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>>63603415
>only oporto near me is in a shopping centre
>went there last week
>oporto is gone
>now its some indian place
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>>63603415
A Simon Says from grilled blows all of them out of the water if I can be honest.
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>Creeps
Fuck sake. I am sick of emotive and judgmental language on the news. Your job is to be unbiased for fuck sake.
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Meme pitch desu
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>WARNKUCK
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>Its Day 4
>A draw is the only outcome

Why bothering following?
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>>63603400
>American education
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>kekner
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>POONER

GOLLABES
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IT'S ON AGAIN BOYS
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ON YOUR BIKE CUNT
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>>63603517
lol dude you know im just writing random shit to get BSA replies to jack off to
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>Waste Watson
>use shit like Warner

Kek
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C O L L A P S E
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Would any of the lads in this game be able to make it in rugby?
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You'd think with a name like Trent Boult you'd be fast but nup just medium pace swing.
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>>63603502
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU4W0ef2654
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>>63603514
you should bother to learn english instead m8
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>>63603517
also i wrote that before he got out, my stream may be a bit behind, i was kinda just projecting that he would get a century tbqhwyf
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T20 > ODI > Test
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>>63603543
lightning quick by kiwi standards tbqh
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>Laugh at NZ meme pitches for years
>get rekt at home by them
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Why doesn't australia just play ever test at the 'gabba seeing as they always win there?
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we've literally fucking got this
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Obesitykrezja on pooicide watch
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>starc 4/119
>craig 3/123

is craig /elite/?
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Casual reminder that I always said Warner was an over rated POS. Keep riding that goose dick though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCVSo3j6Qk
>2:29 isn't the best splice
Glad he's back.
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>>63603572
has any kiwi bowler ever bowled 160?

Mitch Stark has
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Were gonna lose senpaitachi

Were actually gonna lose

I cant do this. I will never watch cricket again
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>>63603620
krazykhawaja is injured m8
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https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/666127991185903616
JUST
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>2015: the year of Australia getting keked by New Zealand in every sport
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>>63603630

Also conceded 600 (SIX HUNDRED) to le run out man

kek

KEK
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>>63603630
nope. bond was low 150's bowler
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Just got back from my run.

Poopeelia on pooicide watch
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>46 percent

kek

KEK
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>that winviz
kek


KEK
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>>63603671
>>63603677
samefag
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>>63603650
Remind me who won the cricket, netball and rugby league world cups again dickhead.
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Winviz is drunk
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>>63603668
whered you run to?
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>>63603690

>pyjama cricket
>women's sport
>thugby yawngue
>relevant

kek

KEK
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>>63603690
POOICIDE WATCH
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>>63603705
KFC to get a bucket la'

Nah JJ, went down to the end of my road. About 4kms
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>muh fortress WACa
tip top lel
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>>63603690
Reality Check literally POORIOUS

>Reality=CHECKED
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putting a brew on lads
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>>63603714
They're certainly very relevant in NZ with the exception of perhaps league. A lot more relevant over there than union is in Australia.
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>>63603690
My fucking sides

>meme cricket
>shit women's sport
>irrelevant form of rugby

You got keked by New Zealand who have about 10% of your population
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>that guy who unironically said Burnshit was better than Taylor

kek

KEK

K E K
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>suddenly a million kiwis out of nowhere
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>>63603741

literally poorious
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>>63603741
So mad you're being nonsensical
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>>63603741
Literally poorious

We don't even care about cricket at all yet we're pushing your shit in.

It would be 2-0 to us right now if this series was in NZ.
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>>63603757
I'm working right now but this is just too good

We fucking got this
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>>63603642
Is the plane landing on the pitch?
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>combined XI
Warner
Latham
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Marsh
Watling
Lyon
Starc
Bracewell
Hazlewood
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>>63603745
Zerobese. He unironically thinks stove shit is better than Kane.

kek

KEK
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>>63603757

just got home from work

unironically
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>>63603785
>hazlewood
rather have boult or southee
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>>63603785
Southee for Hazlewood desu
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why does Australia have such an inferiority complex about New Zealand?
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>>63603786

>le Burns would le be better than le Taylor if he le played for le NZ!!!!

kek

KEK

K E K
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>aussies literally nowhere to be seen
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>all this meme preparation
Just bat, steve.
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>>63603786
>averages 38 in the 2nd innings
>better than kane
lel
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>>63603785

>Hazleshit over GOAThee
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>Smith
>Good
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>>63603743
>10%
Try about 23% fucking cock smoker.

And for you stupid fucks banging on about netball being shit because 'women who will never have sex with me play this sport', and ODI being a meme because it was only created within the last 50 years, all I can say is that I'm very sorry that your countries are shit in both of those sports despite how much the general public seem to care about them.
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>>63603411
>no purple
What the fuck mate
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>10 consecutive posts without a Poo Peelian

kek

KEK
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Why is the Australian cricket team full of scumbags and their rugby team full of c.ucks
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>>63603846

literally seething: the post
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>>63603625
>reality check
>correct predictions or calls ever
"no"
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>>63603854
Australians are just pieces of shit
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>>63603846
>2/55 against this attack
ayy lamo
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>>63603846
POORIOUS
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>>63603731
thjats a pretty long road.
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Is Boult, dare I say it, the worst bowler in the world?
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>>63603846
Reality kuck shaking with fury right now
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>>63603880
>NZ take two early wickets, thereby forcing Australia to play for the draw

Jesus these cunts are so dumb.
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Steve Smith is going to make 250. Cap this.
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>>63603822

too busy watching captain GOAT m8
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>>63603880

Yeah, don't suppose a Poo Peelian would be used to roads longer than 22 yards tbf
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>>63603872
Private school faggots and people with old rich parents play union while Cricketers come from every bogan place imaginable in Aus
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>>63603880
2kms each way. Not really tbqhfam
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>>63603897
M O R O N
O
R
O
N
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>>63603897
You really are a gigantic faggot tbqh
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Australia all out for 100.Cap this
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>>63603900
Based McCullum
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Cap this
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>shots of people in the crowd who could literally not give less of a shit about this game
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>>63603958
They're waiting for some big strong americans to show up
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>I will never be a third world tripfag
Feels good lads
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>>63603897
See:
>>63603867
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>>63603942
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>>63603980
cheers lad
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>Australia in the lead

Lel. Worst Australian team in history and still beating NZ.
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>>63603975
First Syrian family arrives tomorrow La'

Better lock your doors
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>>63603980
Nice lad
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>>63603993
Not as bad as all the kiwis who've been coming in for years.
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where did the poopeelians go lol?

Drowning their sorrows at the bottom of a KFC bucket
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>>63603999
>>>/asp/
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>>63604037
AT WORK YOU LAZY FAGET IT'S A MONDAY
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>>63604057

autism
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This looks like a solid partnership.
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>>63603999
When did binga get hit by a shovel to his face and became faget?
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>>63604074
Just reminding you where your kind belong
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>>63604057
Literally poorious
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>>63604117
>>>/asp/
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>>63604113
>your kind

people who post reaction images?

literally SEETHING with rage
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>>63604037
>>63604061
>New Zealanders
>actually having jobs

kek
KEK
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Voges looks set for a big score
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>>63604130
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>>63604178
>>>/asp/
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>>63604142
Just finished here lads

Gonna sit at work until like 10 watching the /cric/ rather than go home desu
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Who would win in a rugby match between the Australian cricket team and the NZ cricket team?
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Why does Ian Smith have the voice of a skinny man?
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>>63604219
Ross Taylor is a brown person so probably us.
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>be 1/401
>lose

Australia, everybody
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>>63604242
Are you saying Usman Khawaja isn't brown?
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>>63604242
so is the Bushman
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>>63604188
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>>63604242
Khawaja is pretty brown imho
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>>63603741
>let me tell you about your country!!!!

jej
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>>63604273
>>>/asp/
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>>63604242
No one's pointed it out yet, but Kwahaja is quite brown
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>>63604293
More white people watch wrestling than cricket lad, you probably don't want to go throwing stones.
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Do you think Reality Kuck's pooicide noose's rope is made out of poo?
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>>63604242
We have a player named Khawaja, and he is brown as well
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>>63604219
Most Kiwi sportsmen probably have played rugby at some sort of school or amatuer level
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>>63604302
I literally never mentioned race, just told you to go back to /asp/.

Also aren't wrestling fans 99% Indians?
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Imagine being so unlucky you were born in poo peeland with poo-tier poo peeland "genetics" and were forced to poortake in poopular poo peeland "sports" like thugby yawnion. You would be eternally literally furious with small man syndrome, a massive inferiority complex, and be on 24/7 damage control mode.

Should just commit pooicide desu.
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>>63604305
If he wanted to kill himself he would just go drink a mouthful of sea water
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>>63604322
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>>63604242
Last time i checked, Khawaja is brown m8
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>>63604260
>>63604270
>>63604275
>>63604296
He's injured you daft cunts
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>>63604293
>>>/asperger's/
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Ross Taylor strikes me as the kind of bloke who'd pull a Tana/Brian O'Driscoll on somebody.
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>>63604318
I'm not even the guy posting wrestling images, but if you're going to invoke /asp/ in any thread, a cricket one is not the one to do it.
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>>63604332
That doesn't make him not brown
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>>63604343
no one knows who the fuck that is you retarded thugby yawnion poo peeland cockmuncher
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>le fug le voges
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>>63604345
>>>/asp/
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Who /cheekyfapatwork/ here?
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>>63604335

>>/asptralia/
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>LITERALLY painting advertisements on your field.
Gaudy 2bh
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Last three digs are NZ's target fourth innings
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>>63604373
Seems plausable
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Imagine being so unlucky you were born in poo peeland with poo-tier poo peeland "genetics" and were forced to poortake in poopular poo peeland "sports" like thugby yawnion. You would be eternally literally furious with small man syndrome, a massive inferiority complex, and be on 24/7 damage control mode.

Should just commit pooicide desu.
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>>63601385
What's the meal, lads? Looks tops desu
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There are "people" ITT who think that this man is not brown.

>New Zealand "education"
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Why is WinViz so based and elite?
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>>63604332
Doesn't mean he isn't brown and is still currently in the team
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Is there any more autistic aspect to /cric/ than our obsession with putting the word "poo" into various country's names and thinking it's clever?
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Why do they bother playing these games at massive stadia with only a few thousand in attendance?

Surely you could play at suburban cricket clubs with less overheads
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>>63604394
how about our obsession with autism
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>>63604394
>lol my country is soooo clever we come up the best banter on 4chan XD
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HAHAHAHA Mark Taylor's talking about when to declare when we're effectively 3/34.

Confident AF
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>>63604394

australia's obsession with new zealand
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>>63604384
He's not brown, he's muslim
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Winviz is so fucking full of shit. It won't even take two sessions to bowl NZ out tomorrow when the cracks open up.
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>>63604394
That's not autistic, just childish (even if it's ironically so)
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>>63604407
it would play into the mind games desu, basically saying that NZ aren't good enough to chase that total
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>>63604394
BIG
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Can we all agree Glenn Maxwell is the natural choice to replace Usman next test?
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>>63604400
More like why do they charge fucking $60 for a day of sitting in the sun and watching nothing
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>>63604407
>implying new zealand will be able to take 7 more wickets
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>>63604413
that's not an aspect of /cric/ so much as it's an aspect of /aus/
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>>63604394
poopeelia in damage control mode

Reminds me of the /rwc/ threads. ahh good times.
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>>63604394
Literally a based and elite /nrl/ meme that started with poo peeland, then walkcunt on pooicide watch
>>
>>63604434
>anything to do with /rug/
>good times

lol
>>
>>63604418
>muslim is a skin colour
>>
>>63604418
>implying that isn't more brown than any poo peelander
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>>63604423
Watto is the next cab off the rank
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fuck off craig
>>
>'BRING BACK VETTORI'
kek
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>>63604458
this desu senpai

brink back watto so i can post this stuff again
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>308 posts
>30 posters

kek , nice "poomunity" you guys have here
>>
au/sp/ trivia: in which community was "Poo Peeland" initially created and pioneered in, and by whom?

hint: it wasn't /cric/
>>
>>63604477
How much better would the Australian cricket team be at rugby if Watto was in it?
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>>63604394
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3syrw6/match_thread_australia_vs_new_zealand_at_waca/
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>>63604499
much better desu
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>>63604497
/afl/
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Is anyone on pooicide watch lads?
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>>63604499
Much better, because Watto is a brown person
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>>63604499
I don't know, are you allowed to review a forward pass?
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>>63604533
poo peeland desu
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>unironically letting Vogeshit score runs

its ogre lads, >we're fucking done
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>>63604496
that's images not posters mate. I'm sure you knew that though.
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>>63604502
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>>63604524
wrong
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>>63604546
>reddiquette
>>
>>63604533
poopeelia
>>
>>63604546
>reddiquette
>>
>>63604497
Has to be based and elite /nrl/. All good memes are created and pioneered there.
>>
Daily reminder that NZ can't take 10 wickets in an innings
>>
Will Smith score a half century?
>>
>Stefanovic shitting his pants live on air

kek


KEK
>>
>>63604497
Trick question. I first saw it in au/sp/
>>
>>63604497
/net/
>>
>>63604570
I don't think so, most niggers die before 50
>>
>>63604497
/rug/
>>
>>63604497
/nrl/ and Matt
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>>63604567
ANYONE CATCH THE RECENT NRL "INTERNATIONAL"??

>>63540551
>>63540551
>>
and there's the 50. Now watch Smith clinically pile on another 200.
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Smith's autistic touching of his thighs before each ball reminds me of my phase where I had to touch everything an even number of times with both hands
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shot spud
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>>63604600
>Smith confirmed for getting out next ball
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>>63604601
who /notautistic/ here
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>>63604598
No.
>>
>Adam Voges
>Average of 59

Is he elite?
>>
>>63604524
>>63604567
>>63604578
>>63604583
>>63604593
>>63604595

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/poo%20peeland/page/59/

The correct answer is /rug/ and Matt
>>
Smoth is GOAT
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>>63604622
Will Voges score a century?
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>>63601385
>>63601385
>>63601385
PUT CRIC IN THE FUCKING TITLE HOLY SHIT

also, Will Smith get a century?
>>
Will Daniel get Ivana?
>>
>>63604634
Will Voges is the Chief Executive Officer and President of The Root Organization
>>
>>63604635
Why would he need to put /cric/ in the title you fucking annoying sperg
>>
>>63604642
He's more likely to get a job as an engineer imo
>>
>>63604635

Will Blewett find his sunnies?
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>>63604635
yes
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>>63604650
so, not at all, with all of his C's and D's?
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>>63604642
meh, i can do better
>>
>>63604646
>Joe Root Organization against pub brawls
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>>63604546
>reddiquette
It concerns me that this is real and not something we invented to mock reddit.

They're caricatures of themelves at this point.
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>>63604662
Nah m8, it is a private investment company with diversified holdings
>>
>>63604598
>/nrlel/

kek, nice community they have there
>>
>>63604665
Can someone make an edit of this for it be used ready for channel 9 HD
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>>63604657
You Kiwis are so quick
>>
>>63604671
the ironic thing about that thread is that /nrl/ is an infinitely more relevant and active community than /rug/
>>
>>63604626
well there you go. I haven't frequented a lot of /rug/ threads so was always a bit behind the 8 ball with that question.

What's interesting though is that the meme seems to branch out into /cric/ during early days until it eventually escalated to this point. I didn't even think that Matt liked /cric/ so I guess it proves itself to be a very contagious meme he came up with.
>>
>>63604684
The game was on at 3am or some shit and Australia wasn't playing

Nobody is watching that
>>
I would murder each and every one of you if I saw you in real life.

Literally every last one of you is a retarded faggot who probably has long, disgusting greasy hair with a nckbeard, and likely has poor hygiene because you think all of this makes you a "viking".

You probably also listen to metal.
>>
>>63604667
>LE REDDIT IS SHITTY

Calm down you big fucking baby. How can you get so fucking angry over a website you don't even use. "literally" nothing wrong with Reddit.
>>
>>63604661
You literally can't
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>>63604709
Wow, that was mean. I didn't even do anything to you.
>>
>>63604701
Reported to ASIO desu senpai
>>
>>63604570
Will Smith is an actor m8
>>
>>63604709
Post your reddit account
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>>63604710
Why do you enjoy shitting on everybody so much you retarded tiny dicked fob

You are here everyday making the same negative boring posts

K I L L Y O U R S E L F
I
L
L

Y
O
U
R
S
E
L
F
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>>63604701
Daniel has good hygiene.

He does listen to metal and is thinking of raping women, just like a viking does though.
>>
>>63604734
No can do. The website is blocked over here.
>>
KFC KFC KFC
>>
Anybody here good at econometrics?
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>>63604742

>thinking of rape

beta af tbqh
>>
>bowled by craig
>SMUTH
>>
>>63604752
what do you need help with?
>>
>>63604740
proxy off danny
>>
>tfw had vivid dream the other night that I was going home with this 11/10 latina goddess and we were on the corner near my house when we finally kissed and at the last second before it happened she turned away and left because my "breath stank"

Woke up in sweat. Felt so real that I went and bought mouthwash and gum today
>>
Will Australia declare if they manage to get 300-350 ahead tomorrow? Say with 70 overs to go. Will Smith continue to be LE aggressive captain?
>>
You have no idea what my endgame is
>>
>>63604740
wew lad thanks for the defence but it's okay I can handle his shit as year 10-tier """banter""" pretty well

>>63604742
>He does listen to metal
[citation needed]
>>
>>63604761
When I'm doing an F-test is there are a rule I should for which formula I should use (R^2 or SSR)?
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>>63604701
>You have to come to australian /sp/ to inflate your ego
Jesus Christ, im so sorry anon
>>
>>63604780
I had a dream I hit a woman and her family in a golf cart with an SUV.

Then hid away in a Star Wars style cantina.
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>>63604788
I should know*
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>>63604787
>[citation needed]
Newcunt normalcunt fresh from facebook and reddit detected
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>>63604781
Will Australia doesn't play cricket m8
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>>63604781
Didn't he have a chance to clean sweep India last year and went with the safe option? He'll probably take a draw here, desu
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You're in the club, and this guy slaps your gf's stumps. What do you do?
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>>63604781
>70 overs

kek. try 40 overs
>>
>>63604840
Ask him to apologize for what his ancestors did to the abbos
>>
New thread when??
>>
>>63604881
in about 106 posts time
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>>63604881
When we hit 500
>>
Let's take this thread to 624 lads
>>
>>63604546
And people think >us hating reddit is just a meme.
Reading that "rule" literally makes me want to throw up.
>>
>>63604898
>we
>>
Walkgod you here m8?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKmQeIugnl4
>>
>>63604914
pronoun
1.
used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself and one or more other people considered together.
>>
Does anyone feel like most of the commentary team don't like Hussey?
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>>63604938
>LE DICTIONARY MEANINGS TO LOOK SMART

KYS my man
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>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him

l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>
>Work all day
>Can't watch griget until the last session

Wageslaving isn't worth it lads.

I want to be a NEET again
>>
>>63604944
the sweater is already knitted my pham
>>
Declaration bowling when?
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>>63604944
Not my fault you don't know the meaning of "we"
>>
tracy grimslut
>>
>>63604363
Love one when I'm tired at work in the morn
>>
Execute all muslims.
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>>63604966
She's the best interviewer in Australia if not the world.
>>
>>63604966
noice
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>>63604979
>LE FUGG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
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>>63604947
stop posting this
>>
Kek, where did all the poo peelanders run away to.

KEK, poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch.
>>
>>63604709
>>63604734
>>63604745
Fuck off /u/Screamhawk
>>
Are Crowded House considered Aussie or NZ?
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>>63605005
kys my man
>>
>>63605007
aussie

split enz is nz
>>
Sunburn on my dick and now the skin is peeling.
>>
Visiting BSA here, took the train down to Wollongong from Sydney for the afternoon, currently in Crown Street Plaza, WTF, this place is full of junkies and poor people, I don't feel safe at all, I'm getting back on the train before I get stabbed

You lying fucks
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>>63605025
SUNBURN ON WY DICK, THESE WOUNDS ARE STARTING TO PEEEEEEEEEL
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>>63605026
>NSW
There's your problem, mate.
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>>63605026
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>no ball as a spinner
>the city of mark craig
>>
How did YOUR handegg team today?

Hint: ABBSAs with their "LE FUGG LE HAMEGG XDXD" mentality are NOT allowed to reply
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>>63605056
diddies, fug
>>
>>63605063
>the island state of Poo Peelia
>>
>>63605056
She looks familiar
>>
>>63605064
Cardinals cheated their way to a win senpai
>>
>>63605056
What a slut going out in a top like that
>>
>>63605056
What's her foot game like?
>>
>>63605086
Don't you have a bombing to coordinate, Ahmed?
>>
>>63605064
lost to the cheatriots because they paid off the refs

not that disappointed tho, >we will beat them in the owl again anyway
>>
>>63605064
>tfw giants lost at the VERY END

they pushed the pats further than any other team so far this year as well
>>
Is Voges elite?
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post yfw mark craig
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>>63605110
>>63605108

just like penalty goals are complete bullshit in rugby union, I think field goals are complete bullshit in handegg

should be reduced to 1 point
>>
>>63605127
no but he's a reasonable stop gap
>>
>>63605064
>your

Why the fuck do Americans talk about teams like they own them? Seriously, I have "your team" as a filter and it takes 10+ threads per day, all from Americans.
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>>63605129
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>>63605140
but Packers fans DO own their team you moron
>>
>>63605140
>he doesn't support a club that's owned by its members
>>
I've watched season 1 to 5 of Workaholics over the past week and a half.

Decent enough show, but not great.
>>
>>>/int/50821867
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>tfw Sydney is gonna get to 40 degrees in the next few days
>>
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>>63605158

Dat high test though ugh
>>
>>63605176
She is gross brah
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>>63605144
>>
Nice meme shot
>>
>>63605158
I think I dropped it after season 2 or so
>>
lol steve smith is such a memester
>>
>>63605201
Yeah, it's not great. Each episode is good for a laugh or two, but are rarely funny or interesting the whole way through.

I only started watching it because I was bored and was thinking about the Top Gun hat.
>>
>>63605185
Time to come out of the closet
>>
M E M ES
E
M
E
S
>>
What is your favourite passage of Scripture, /cric/? Been a while since I've read the Good Book but I've always been fond of the start of Psalm 40:

I waited patiently for the Lord;
he turned to me and heard my cry.
He lifted me out of the slimy pit,
out of the mud and mire;
he set my feet on a rock
and gave me a firm place to stand.
He put a new song in my mouth,
a hymn of praise to our God.
Many will see and fear the Lord
and put their trust in him.
>>
>>63605248
3:17
>>
>>63605248
"Behead those who insult the prophet"

My personal fave
>>
>>63605230
>>63605158

It goes to shit after Season 2.
They turned from 3 bros into 3 nerds in Season 3.
>>
>>63605248
Ezekiel 23
>19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
>>
>>63605248
â—„ Leviticus 18:22 â–º
>>
>>63605265
sounds pretty hot desu, that might be my favourite now
>>
>>63605265
Candice Falzon in a past life no doubt
>>
>>63605276
kek, Warner's emissions are more like the steel works at Port Kembla
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>>63605276
>>
>>63605248
Why was god so active during the writing of the bible but hasn't shown himself since
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>>63605276
>>
>>63605286
To many distractions in modern life. Theres literally no time to stop and reflect on the Lord. I try to pray whenever i can but am always distracted. Iv'e been meaning to go to church for the past year now
>>
>>63605265
Proverbs 5:18, 19
>May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
>A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always

Also the Song of Solomon is pretty erotic
>>
fucken shit cunt mccullum losing the toss
'

no chance of winning now. will stove declare tomorrow and go for the win? how many runs would you want before declaration? 350?
>>
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>it's a Steve Smith gets a homebabby flat track 100 innings
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>>63605312
>will stove declare tomorrow and go for the win?
>>
>>63605312
yeah he'll declare if Australia manage to get 350 with at least 50 overs left. If not then Smoth will try and bat out for a draw
>>
>>63605158
It peaks at CATHERINE ZETA-JOOOOOONES 2bh.
>>
http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/australia/australia-v-nz-steve-smiths-men-criticised-for-horrendous-sportsmanship-at-waca/story-fn2mcu3x-1227611232657

Thoughts on this Aussies?
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>>63605248
Psalm 82

6 I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High.
7 But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes.
8 Arise, O God, judge the earth: for thou shalt inherit all nations
>>
>>63605362
stop this, roosterman.
>>
>>63605351
Eh, he wasn't fucking retiring, whinging cunts
>>
>>63605351
Should just be a polite clap and get on with it. I'm sick of New Zealand's passive-aggressive overpolite bullshit.
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>>63601385
HOT DAMN DATS SUM GRISBY CHIGGUN :D:DDDDD

CAN I GET A WARM CUP OF POTATO AND GRAVY TO WASH IT DOWN WITH?
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>>63605351
seems more likely it just slipped their mind rather than being deliberately done out of resentment
>>
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Not even roosterman desu, i just saved these yesterday because i found them funny
>>
>>63605248
Good question. I would have to go with Book I 254-258:

The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
What matter where, if I be still the same,
And what I should be, all but less than he
Whom thunder hath made greater?
>>
>>63605370
>LE U R LE ROOSDERMAM XDXD
>>
What the fuck is Candice Falzon actually famous for apart from being the town bike?
>>
>>63605390
I'm so glad I'm a fucking atheist with the rot you spew cunt
>>
NEW THREAD

>>63605401
>>63605401
>>63605401
>>63605401
>>
>>63605392
you actually are though
>>
>>63605304
this desu

It's a real shame how religion and faith in general seems to be dying out
>>
>>63605405
10 posts early

>autism
>>
>>63605390
That's a good one. Reminds me of Isaiah 66:1

Thus says the LORD: “Heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool; what is the house that you would build for me, and what is the place of my rest?
>>
we /180/ now
>>
>>63605418
If God weren't such a lazy cunt he'd build his own house.
>>
>>63605377
>>63605374
i wish we would stop caring what the aus team does so much.

just worry about winning the damn game
>>
What's the difference between Australia and New Zealand?
>>
NEW THREAD REMINDER

>>63605401
>>63605401
>>
Every cunt in NZ has two first names

Mark Craig
Grant Elliot
Ross Taylor
Matt Henry

What's going on
>>
>>63605390
Isn't that John Milton?
>>
>>63605452
AUTISM REMINDER
>>
>>63605439
You should be a theologist and write poetry.

I would read a book of your interpretations.
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