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Daniel should've died in the earthquake
2nd for goose
3rd for goose
ACTUAL THREAD
>>63568285
>>63568285
>>63568285
4th for goose
Guys, I think we are a bad influence on the New Zealand posters
Look at how they are imitating us and our bad ways. We should remember that they are easily impressionable and have not been here for long
Lets try to set a good example, ok. I'm not asking for much
6th for goose
>>63568307
'no'
7th for fat ginger
http://mycricket.cricket.com.au/pages/quickpersonsearch.aspx?searchText=terry%20elliott
Reminder that Obesitygoose has LITERALLY never played a game of cricket in his "life".
>Mitchell Johnson is literally Australia's 4th greatest bowler
>>63568336
>le number of wickets means how good they are
who /appeal/ here?
https://youtu.be/a-POwZ-5gDg
>>63568336
'no'
Fuck me that was awful.
>>63568342
Literally the only objective metric to compare them by.
>>63568241
I will fucking DESTROY you daniel
pretty keen for the day/night test tbqh
Why does Based Elite Matt ALWAYS destroy Obesitygoose so comprehensively?
>bitchwide johnshit
>>63568366
you forgot the (BEM) m8
>>63568361
fuck off slats
hey goosie, what thread on /tv/ are you browsing. This thread is starting tog et boring
Ill be going to day 2 of the day/night test lads
I unironically went to school with Matt, and very briefly with goose.
>33% NZ win
fuck off
Let's raid /mu/ again lads
>Nicholas: Australia near-certain to win the match
>nicholas
>he definitly hit it
>replays show he missed it
>>63568401
>not posting a gamer fuel thread on /v/
>>63568415
>>63568417
samecunt
Having a cheeky caramello koala in the freezer room at work lads
>>63568421
/v/ is too big and not as easy to troll
>>63568421
who /notanoob/ here?
>>63568331
I've actually played many tbqh
>>63568441
Supreme freshcunt who wasn't here last summer detected
Starc will still tear us a new one by the end of the day.
>>63568449
G O O S E
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S
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>>63568449
You're not Obesitygoose
DRAW
R
A
W
Anyone else staying on for The World on Edge, lads?
Can't wait to see the hard hitting analysis prepared by our local journos
>>63568336
Do you have a problem with him overtaking brett lee do you?
>>63568449
If your stats are NOT on mycricket, the "games" you have "played" do NOT count for shit
>Johnson now fourth on all time wicket takers list for Australia with 311, passes Brett Lee
>>63568449
checks out
>>63568490
In other words, you're wrong so you'll make up some arbitrary rules to make yourself right again.
Stay wrong.
literally the stupidest stat i've ever heard
>>63568509
>damage control
>>63568509
If your "league" is not officially recognised by cricket australia, you play in a literal micky mouse league and are not a REAL cricketer.
>>63568534
Someone who doesn't play cricket detected.
What a disgusting piece of sensationalism. Jesus Christ.
Johnson 2013 Ashes was the best fast bowling performance of all time.
This is indisputable
>>63568451
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
>>63568553
Bitchwide didn't play in the 2013 ashes, casual.
If you said 2013-14, your post would've made sense.
>>63568542
Furious as fuck damage control detected.
Stay FURIOUS that you will NEVER be officially recognised as a real cricketer
>>63568565
>recognised
That's just not how it works, and you've again exposed yourself. This time, as someone who doesn't play cricket.
Clubs/teams choose whether to volunteer their stats online, some keep it to themselves/their own database. It has nothing to do with Cricket Australia.
R E V I E W
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>>63568557
he's scaring the shit out of me right now
>>63568580
>damage control
GLOVE
L
O
V
E
>>63568580
Kek, the damage control continues
Enjoy playing for your meme club in your meme league and thinking it counts for shit though, kek.
>>63568564
>would've
>would have
>have
nice ""English"", retard
Furious reply incoming 2bh
C O L L A P S E
yes we can see the big noise when it goes past the shirt tubbs, jesus fucking christ
BASED UMP
@63568608
-1 (You) cred
fug am i in dime for griggit
Reckon the tiny noise just past the bat was the friction.
Is Dan the Man here?
>stove in charge of reviews
Why are 80% of 9 commentators senile?
How can Mark Taylor not have understood what Lee was saying about the little spike when it went past the bat?
I wish they do what they do with the third umpire for video ref in the NRL
>>63568638
>the NRL
the literally what?
>>63568614
"Look left, look bottom left!"
When the top has a literal side view so I can tell the difference between hitting the bat and ball? Jesus Christ
>>63568644
>LE FUGG LE RUBBY LEEG XDXD
>NZ ACTUALLY might win
""""Nice"""" """"work""""" poopeelia
How long until based AFL is back? Sick of all these meme sports.
>>63568638
>Hmm I'm not seeing the ball on the ground
>Show us 800 more replays thanks
Is Matt here?
Is Smith literally worse at reviewing than Shame Fatson?
>>63568654
draft in a week or so
>>63568644
Nucleosome Repeat Length, the average distance between the centers of neighboring nucleosomes in chromatin.
>>63568658
yeah mate
>>63568661
who do you want your club to pick m8?
Is convict here?
>>63568652
Not really. It's a draw.
Getting a little low on light...
>>63568654
This desu
>>63568654
AFL is the memest fucking sport in existence
>>63568660
LE FUGG LE SHAME FATSON XDD
Mitchell Starc is a pretty handsome guy desu
>Western Bulldogs actually make finals for the first time in ages
>Connie was/is in jail and couldnt watch it
>>63568661
>>63568674
>>63568685
KEK, successfully smoked out the casuals
>>63568670
Don't really follow the draft 2bh outside of the profiles on afl.com.au
GOT HIM
LAST BALL OF THE DAY
>>63568670
James Tedesco
>>63568704
NOT YET HE HASNT
NOT YET HE HASNT
Better than any Poo Peelian batsman tbf
would yorker on the last ball kek
so predictable
>>63568716
>>63568704
Marvellous. Simply marvellous.
>>63568672
>not remembering Adelaide
you disappoint me BSI
>>63568707
Looks like thinner-faced ethnic version of Eli Manning
Love how Obesitygoose got comprehensively EXPOSED ITT and stopped posting
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63568733
I always enjoy these mental illness wars. Been a long time.
Look forward to the next one.
>>63568757
>LE U R LE MENDALLY EEL XDXD
Going to have a 100 run lead by the time we're out.
>>63568688
Introducing /cric/ boipussies
>>63568350
I love chirping behind the wickets. Best way to get into the batsman's mind and nerves.
>>63568696
>AFL
>Not the most based sport in existence
Who /ramslam/ here? Pietersen is batting
>>63568732
Or a rugged outback Michael Phelps
>>63568736
here's your (You)
at least you got dubs
>>63568808
got a link?
poopeelia on pooicide watch.
NZ is unironically going to win this match
>>63568808
might go slam a ram then go to bed to be honest
>family is watching meme stars
why
Why did you not link the gamer fuel thread, m80?
>>63568819
http://www.crichd.tv/watch/179/nashua-cape-cobras-v-sunfoil-dolphins-ram-slam-t20-live-streaming/
>yfw my friends keep making fun of me for staying up all night and watching griggit
Hold me bros
>>63568834
>not watching revenge of the sheev on 7mate
>>63568837
Gotta give it a few replies before linking it
>>>/v/316678061
>>63568843
>having friends
>>63568844
watched that the other week desu
>>63568843
>having mates
there's your first problem mate
Fuck i hate kiwis
>>63568878
you must be thinking of aussies.
>>63568878
Good lad.
>>63568886
Hello there cuk. Did you support NZ for the WC final?
>>63568886
Same.
>>63568903
Obviously, their captain personally requested us to.
reminder that this is going to be a draw and >we let the kiwis come back from this
>>63568930
Akchually, 3 more days of cricket is left. If NZ manage to bat until tea, they'll have a lead of around 200 runs and 7 sessions to bowl you out. (You) can actually lose this match.
>>63568946
2 days left m8
I'd rather >we push for 650-700 if possible, and go all out with 4 sessions left. Ausmemeia can't block for shit.
>>63568954
oh my bad, don't know why I thought this match started the same day as Ind vs Saf.
>>63568903
been listening to phil collins much lately m8?
>>63568401
I was away all day today, did I miss a /mu/ raid
>nz in charge of making bats
who /snacks/ here
Roosterman getting btfo
Are these all stars matches over in the states actually successful, or are they just attracting Indians in the US?
>>63568954
Notice how you haven't taken ten wickets in an innings once this series yet?
>>63569025
why are you only posting in this thread now at 10pm?
>>63569025
>just attracting Indians in the US?
It's this one
>>63568979
A little bit of Genesis recently but mostly whatever is on my phone while I've been out fishing.
Who's going to watch the Grand slam finals?
Who is /180/ here?
>>63569040
Because it's on Aussie tv now, and I found a thread pertaining to cricket
>>63569063
>I found a thread pertaining to cricket
Let's go raid it.
how furious will poopeelia be when NZ wins this test and the next?
Quick, someone post that pic of Dragonwoman on the bed that Roosterman took
>>63569094
hahahaha
>>63569045
>while I've been out fishing
stop trying to steal goose's gimmicks
>>63569045
>genesis
>le extreme gentleman meme XD
next you will say you unironically listen to huey and the news. i cant believe replying to reality check is still a thing in 2015...
New Zealand to be bowled out for 818 desu.
Taylor 401*
>>63569133
why did i decide to unfilter your irrelevant little piss island
>>63569137
feeling nervous lad?
>>63569120
But you are replying to RC.
>>63569143
>implying i watch cricket
>implying i care about sports after i stop playing them
mate, i used to play for the nsw speed blitz blues. i am superior to you in every which way. what do i have to be nervous about.
>>63569133
tbqh the rest of the team will leave him stranded, but it would be hilarious if Ross Taylor got the world record
I mean if you asked anyone a week ago who'd break Lara's record, the last name that would come to their mind would be Taylor
>>63569154
i was replying to him ironically and to let him know how pathetic his shtick is. you won't see me reply to him again for sometime or probably not at all. that was the first time i had replied to him in months.
>>63569173
I only reply to the real RC, and this imposter has had all the newcunts fooled for over 12 months now.
I can't believe all the rookie mistakes this guy is getting away with. The first RC impersonator from a few years back was much more professional.
>>63569201
people still reply to josh reynolds and talk about him like he still posts here kek
>>63568354
Not at all. Average and Strike Rate are far better measures than total wickets.
>>63569214
>44th poster in this thread
>making your first post in this thread at almost 10:30pm
for what purpose
>that guy who said /v/ wasn't easy to troll
KEK
Reminder YOU seething summer of cricket casuals mocked me for demanding that HazelSHIT or Johnmeme get dropped for elite muscular Siddle
The Banana is currently tearing Worst Australia apart as captain of Victoria, while Bitchwide and Gayzlewood fell FLAT on their faces.
>>63569226
To partake in the intellectual discourse that /cric/ is known for
>>63569242
you're still a manlet that thrives off attention from anonymous posters on an anime website
are you, dare i say it, seething and literally furious right now?
>>63568688
you'd think so until you notice the acne scars
there's a reason he's desperate enough to marry a Healy
>>63569238
>literally the most assburgers board on this site isn't easy to troll
foolish statement 2bh
>>63569244
>/cric/
>intellectual discourse
>not traps
F R E S H
>>63569242
>muh pressure
if hazelGOAT isn't gonna get wickets at the waca siddle won't either
>>63569267
At least based bananaman wouldn't be bowling wides every ball like LITERALLY every pace bowler in the Australian team
>>63569267
what's with his 2 front teeth
>>63569307
after two years of eating nothing but bananas his teeth magically realigned
KEK.
The /v/ thread was moved to >>>/trash/
>>63569307
>britbong calling other out on their teeth
wew
>>63569280
starc literally bowled no "wides" and only went at 2.7 an over, given the other two were expensive as fuck as per usual, bitchwide going at 5.5 kek
>>63569326
couldnt handle the grisby stribs xD
rate my body lads
think i prefered the /mu/ "raid". it was a bit slower and people seemed to get upset more
Poo is the most elite meme of 2015 in ALL of /sp/
prove me wrong
>>63569387
It's just an offshoot of 'walkcunt on suicide watch' though.
>>63569387
I approve of this post
>>63569369
Link?
>>63569407
happened like last week m8
>>63569407
long gone
it was just daniel talking about linkin park
>>63568435
>this cunt with his babby hands
lmao I hope you are a manlet tbqh.
This "community" is toxic
http://www.digitallydownloaded.net/2015/03/interview-exclusive-sequel-to-don.html
>Big Ant, the Australian developer behind the excellent Don Bradman Cricket and TableTop Cricket titles, has exclusively announced to us that it is in active development of a sequel to Don Bradman Cricket.
LADS
>>63569450
kys walkcunt
>>63569453
Hopefully for you Cricket bros it's not a piece of shit like Rugby League Live 3
>>63569453
>yfw Kane Williamson Cricket
>>63569453
neat
>>63569494
It won't be. Don Bradman Cricket 2014 is the best cricket game ever made.
>>63569120
what the fuck is wrong with Genesis you moron?
>>63569453
maybe it can participate in steam sales too
>>63568625
B
S
A
>>63569271
What's wrong with her pussy?
How long until based NRL is back, lads?
Sick of all these meme sports.
OFFICIAL BATTING RANKINGS
>WILLIAMSON
>WARNER
>TAYLOR
>BUSHMAN
OFFICIAL BOWLING RANKINGS
>STARC
>LYON
>Williamson and Taylor will both have an average of 49 after this innings
noice
>>63569620
Why is Steve Smith letting >us down, boys?
>>63569630
He feels the urge to meme too much
His shot yesterday was one of the worst I've ever seen played in test cricket
>>63569630
he's a homebabby
OFFICIAL RANKING OF BEST SEVEN (7) BATSMEN IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
>ABDV
>KANE
>WARNER
>KHAN
>STOVE
>KHOLI
>ROOT
Reminder that Australian are literally banned from making threads on /mu/.
>>63569687
No they're not you fucking retard, I made the Linkin Park threads
>>63569683
KOHLI
ROHIT SHARMA
ABD
KHAN
WARNER
ROOT
WHO THE FUCK IS KANE ?
>>63569694
Maybe, maybe you should go and try making a thread there right now.
You literally can't create threads on /mu/ with an Australian IP. Possibly only Telstra IPs though.
>>63569699
>it's true
our memes must have been too elite
anyone up for some karaoke?
>>63569699
>>63569716
>>>/mu/60391419
What exactly is your reference for saying we are range banned? Is that the message you get when you try to make a thread? It doesn't happen for me
>>63569735
>>63569735
It's only Telstra IPs.
There was one dickhead who kept making the same retarded thread everyday, and Tesltra IPs ended up being rangebanned from making threads on /mu/.
Don't know the full story, but i saw someone make a post about it on /pol/ and gave it a go, and I couldn't make a thread there.
This one goes out to my 4chan friends:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RCt3FzQkVY
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/55754826/#55759466
>>63569781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iEEFIPWOAH
>>63569698
>Roshit 'I can only play in IPL' sharma
>>63569698
Why not put Tendulkar at the top too?
>>63569512
This is true, the game is so well made. Last cricket season before matches I would unironically play it a bit to get used to watching the ball again seeing as I wasn't going to nets and it intuitively feels like batting most of the time
>>63569781
>>63569822
Drop the trip
heading to the nets lads
>>63570528
Do they have lights?
>>63570543
don't need lights to know that I'm bowling wides every ball
Who /nrl/ here
Goosey, you here lad?
>>63569901
do you watch ODIs pajeet?
the """""""best""""""" batsman in the world
>>63568843
>falling for the """"cricket"""" meme
>>63569698
Why do Indians always overrate their own players so heavily? It's not even like, they overrate them slightly. They treat them like gods undeservedly.
>>63569683
>khan
m8 he's retired
Morning lads, sorry I wasn't posting last night I was doing the most autistic thing I have ever done in my life
Also, fucking lmaoing at like those five Australians yesterday who were like "Ross Taylor is awful", "wouldn't make any australian team" etc etc
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63569271
If I ever walked into a room and saw this and had a condom, I don't think I could stop myself lads
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
combined XI (entirely based on this series form)
1. Warner
2. Latham
3. Williamson
4. Taylor
5. McCullum
6. Marsh
7. Watling
8. Lyon
9. Bracewell
10. Starc
11. Hazlewood
>>63588359
>McMeme
Ellyse Perry's boyfriend is moving to Europe
Will their long distance relationship work?
>mfw some cunt parked in front of my bin and makes the garbage man get out of his truck and move it
why are most people such inconsiderate fucks?
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63590763
>mfw some cunt garbage man wouldn't even bother if it happened around here
>>63588359
>more nz than aus
1. Warner
2. Burns
3. Williamson
4. Khawaja
5. Taylor
6. Voges
7. Nevill
8. Starc
9. Southee
10. Hazlewood
11. Lyon
>>63586937
>>63592040
maybe
>>63588359
>Latham
>McCullum
>Watling
>form
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poorius poo peeland poofters on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>tfw the Giants lost
Why do Americans always need 50 threads about the same thing lads?
>>63588359
mental illness detected
>>63595184
>LE U R LE MENDALLY EEL XDXD
>>63595132
Their banter and discussion is literally just spamming
>>63595278
threadcounter autist?
poopeelia Ltd.
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63595132
No idea desu. We should do it too. Every time someone gets out, instead of spamming the thread with greentext of their name, we should spam the board.
Ian Healy is so fucking disgusting, Whenever they show him I literally feel sick to my stomach
I'm at the ground lads. The covers are coming on.
Who can stop us lads?
aussie neets not out of bed yet i see
/cric/ is dead
Literally
>>63596008
saved this top meme
4chan is slow today
even /b/ and /pol/ are slow
Jeff Thomson has an ugly bowling action tbbhwyf
>>63596821
Everyone is out doing philanthropy work for paris (pair ree)
>>63596821
They're being monitored for radical maymays tbhonest.
>>63596576
Just woke up m8
<10am is an acceptable time to get up
are there any traps in GB/AUS?
tons of drop bear traps m8
>Ian Healy wicket keeping masterclass
>>63577630
hey daniel, what was that? study?
>>63597519
We invented a sport and had our first tournament
It's pretty fucking autistic but tons of fun
>>63597575
more or less autistic than muggle quidditch?
>>63597660
Nowhere near that autistic, because this is a sport that doesn't rely on "magic"
It's basically a cross between baseball, penalty shootouts and throwing paper balls in bins. I'm currently the undisputed greatest of all time.
how great is cricket?
5 days of standing around doing nothing
fucking faggots
follow real sport
>>63597913
like?
>mfw New Zealand bat out the whole day
>I will never have her legs over her head
>Letting Poo Peeland score 500+
Shut up Ian Chappell
>>63598052
Curling
>mfw Goatlor makes a 300
Ross Taylor's opening vignette gives me a real Brendan Fraser vibe.
Will Taylor score a triple?
>>63598295
Someone make a JUST image of Ross Taylor, hes already got the eyes
Will Smith ever win an Ashes series as captain?
What the fuck happened to the threads last night and today? They've just dried up.
>>63598052
Football
Who to replace Ussie lads?
>>63598396
selectors will pick worst marsh
>What Joe Burns does
Christ they can't even fucking speak.
>>63598384
holy shit do aussies really kuck themselves this much for us BSAs? Get a grip cunt
>>63598396
nice to see others jumping on the bandwagon
rumour has it he deliberately got out in the first innings just so he'd have an average
>>63598457
what is BSA?
>>63595924
I copped a week long ban for doing that with the THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS copypasta after the world cup
>>63598502
Black South Africans
>>63598502
BIG
>>63597660
I may have unironically been one of the people who brought that to WA
>Greatest lineup in Xbox history
>>63598502
what the future generations of women of your people will breed with
Who's that kid in the Aussie team?
wew lad
summer is for riding bicycles
Just did a big poo lads
COLLAPSE
O
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L
A
P
S
ESPALLOC
has the terrorism got anyone else down?
I feel depressed
>there are "people" who continually deny themselves the pleasure of watching handegg and getting involved in wider /sp/ culture because "LE FUGG LE AMERIFADS XDXD" and "LE FUGG LE SPORDS THAD I DIBN'T GRO UB BLAYING XDXD" and "LE FUGG LE CONSDAND STOBBAGES IN BLAY EVEN DOUGH GRIGET IS LIDERALLY CONSDAND STOBBAGES: THE SPORD XDXD"
Defend this.
G A Z
A
Z
can LRPL make a triple before his teammates let him down?
>>63598689
>not enjoying a good happening
>>63598565
Im enjoying halo 5 and tomb raider desu
>>63598689
I'd be a lot less depressed if it wasn't for the leftist apologetic faggotry
I'm trying to stop going to facebook because otherwise I'm going to explode and start posting my nazi folder
>>63598689
they will never win anon, they fight a losing war against the changing of humanity and technology, it is only one of many stumbling blocks of us reaching new heights as a species, it's regrettable people can't live in peace but that is the divine truth of humanity
>>63598623
Steve Smith
>>63598772
>has a nazi folder
feel like a cool guy because of that?
>>63598689
I'm not depressed by the act itself, it's the bullshit being spouted by most of the people I have on Facebook.
>>63598772
I feel ya, lad. Although I don't have a Nazi folder to post, I just have to try and hide my power level until I see them in person.
ROSS IS BOSS
>>63598833
>>63598813
I'm joking. but the complete lack of logic and reason in most people, thinking they're gonna solve shit with "love" fucking kills me senpai.
mmmm yes that's a good 250 from Taylor. I predict that he will maintain that stability from here.
i cannot stand slater
fuck channel nine are cunts
>>63598079
Please refrain from posting pictures of my cousin
Fucking hell nearly lost it at Karl running away. Anyone got a webm?
has a poo peelander ever made a triple ton in test crucket?
>>63599062
>being this casual
>>63599015
>tfw you will never go tongue deep in her anus
>>63599062
Mcmeme has
>Kekner is unironically vice captain
>>63598957
Oh I agree, honestly >we should just fuck off from foreign lands and let their people deal with it, also I think they should make displays of proven terrorists, nothing too brutal per say, but strong enough to scare your average mohammed from wanting to kill innocent people
>>63599015
i'd let you fuck my cousin
>NZ will literally and ironically be leading by 100 by the end of their innings
>>63599062
McMeme did it last year against >India
I thought Johnshit retiring was just a meme
>this dead thread
so basically normies aren't posting while at work
>>63599156
He's 36 or some shit, the guy would have been dropped ages ago if it weren't for the 2013/14 Ashes
how many runs with how many overs would you leave poo peeland?
>>63599187
yeah most workplaces aren't huge fans of their employees posting on 4chan
dumb cunt
>>63599187
I can't watch >us lose to poopeeland like this. It's disgraceful, so I'm watching anime instead.
why we loose
My favorite pasta of all time is the "I know everything there is to know about cricket" pasta. Does anyone have it?
That's because Smith is a fucking idiot downie.
>>63599191
He's been shit since the SA tour. Who replaces him now that Pattinson and Siddle are kill?
>>63599274
we wuz kingz
>>63599187
pretty disgusting desu
I don't know how non NEETs even enjoy test cricket without being able to watch every ball
>>63599289
Siddle is NOT kill
>>63599283
I've got the Daniel version
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many irrelevant statistics I have memorised in my 10 years on statsguru but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow New Zealand Cricket friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push cricket knowledge on here for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of game lingo at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT my cricket knowledge is. It's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 100% of cricket posts on here, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to captain Durham in International Cricket Captain 2015.
>>63599283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHOKwM8rvY
Isn't HazleBAD supposed to stop the flow of runs?
>>63599340
>daniel version
>not having the original
could you be any newer
Somebody explain to me why this fag is such a big fucking deal
>>63599371
he should try a bit of leg spin
Has anyone read what Muslims think are the signs that the world is coming to an end? Some amusing things in here. I especially like the one about nomads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_eschatology#Major_and_minor_signs
>tfw ross taylors partner means that he wont get 300
;_;
>>63599234
umad normie?
>>63599382
he was good and indian
>>63599380
didn't have a pasta .txt back then desu
I think I have the pictures of the original over gooses' face somewhere
>tfw born too late to see US declare independence from the city of England
>>63599344
Rog Rogerson for PM
>defeat the terrorists
good luck defeating 2 billion of them
>>63599380
>>63599340
What is the "daniel" version, its just more poorly written?
cheeky starc 5fa lads?
why the fuck isn't sky go working
>>63598772
>>63598885
>people sharing shit like pic related on facebook
why?
>>63597339
what, like dingo traps?
>>63599464
always m8
specialist in getting one top order wickets and then stat padding against the tail
>>63599490
terrorists are muslims tho
>>63599382
Sachin is the Cal Ripkin Jr of cricket
>>63599499
no, rabbit traps
>>63599490
if they call themselves muslim, then they are muslim you cis scum!
>>63599499
the fuck is a dingo, is that what you "people" call "dogs" over there?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poorius poopeelian poofters on eternal literally poorious damage control and pooicide watch
>>63599542
They're like wolves, but they live on a diet exclusively of babies
>>63599455
it encapsulates what neo-/cric/ is; a shitter version of something that was once good.
>>63599490
>MURDERED MILLION TIME AT SOCIAL MEDIA
>>63599542
kinda like wolves I guess
>>63599556
are you thinking of a Coyote? like Wiley?
THESE FUCKING HOBBIT POOPEELANDER JACKOFFS ARE LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY LEADING AGAINST THE MOST POWERFUL NATION ON EARTH
jdimsa
>>63599587
nah mate they savage things. One of em ate some chicks baby
>Taylor is less than 20 runs from becoming the highest overseas test scoring batsman in Australia of all time
>>63599628
literally poorious
reminder that >we don't even care about this sport
my fucking idiot aspie 15 year old brother got a bike yesterday, went for a ride around the block and crashed, sprained his wrist and buckled the wheel.
I think he is actually mildly retarded or something.
AUSFAILIA BTFO
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>>63599704
>>we
you are a citizen of poo zealand, are you not?
Johnshit is kill
BITCHWIDE JOHNSHIT BTFO
>>63599710
U R LE POORIOUS AND LE PEETHING XD
STOP THE FELLOWSHIP. THROW A HIGH DANGEROUS CHEEKY BOUNCER. ANYTHING.
ahahha just got called into work lads, how about that?
>>63599706
same thing happened with my sister but replace the bike with her first boyfriend and replace the crash and sprained wrist with a baby
>>63599810
My shift just ended
Do we work at the same place?
will taylor get a triple?
How would it feel to be knocked around the park by another pace bowler?
Pretty shit I reckon.
Does the sub bat or are """we""" down a batsman
>>63599814
kek
>>63599860
down
>500+ is now par for first innings totals in Australia
>>63599814
Is the buckled wheel her hymen?
Why isn't smeeth giving voges a trundle?
Clarke always through him the ball and he'd chip in with the odd wicket in ODIs.
>>63599846
Will Taylor is an eighteenth century highwayman renowned for his philanthropy and roguish good looks, m8.
Someone on /cric/ said the reason all the pitches in Australia are roads is because Sri Lanka Got BTFO in 3 days so you want a wicket that lasts 5 days
>>63599924
Smith is fucking retarded and more one dimensional than Ponting
Voges is actually a decent bowler, he got pretty great figures recently (the dead rubber Matador Cup game?) and outbowled Marsh
Should Graeme Smith go down as an all-time great batsman?
If not, are there any all-time great batsmen over 6 ft
Tiggers
Wish they would stop saying "for mine" after every opinion.
>>63599996
Matthew Hayden is arguably up there. Jacques Kallis?
>>63599950
Channel 9 want 5 day tests for commercial reasons the jews
>>63599996
Gilchrest was pretty tall
shit shot.
taylor not going to make it with boult in.
>southee
I hate watching draws tbqh lads
>le ayy lmao phelps man
>>63600124
>getting out to a ball that trash
This is going to turn into an ODI
>>63600123
SA vs India will have a result
Zimbabwe won a game lads
CMON STICK AROUND FOR A FEW OVERS BOULT YOU RODENT FACE FAGGOT
>Taylor on strike
Is Starc ironically the best bowler in the world? Or would that be Rambo? what is Rambos name by the way
Once again I told you that Warner is an over rated POS
>>63600289
Johnson is
Just not this test
>>63600289
Hamid Hassan
>>63600289
Sylvester Stallone
>>63600312
>Rambo will never play in a BBL team
>>63600289
this generation of cricketers is so shit
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Gonna post this on normiebook
Noticed this girl I wanna fuck posting this kind of shit so I'm hoping she likes it and then I'll slip her a cheeky inbox when she does
>"hey that really is pineapple!"
who the fuck makes all these shitty fucking ads ?
>>63600349
I'm just glad >we're not feeling it as badly as >you
>>63600351
put one in her gully mate
>>63600371
after 2 decades, you become numb to the failure
>>63600351
decent plan
>>63600232
>can't flim flam the zim zam
who'd the beat?
>>63600417
Banglel at home in an ODI which is mildly impressive
who /rootingfor300/ here?
kfc? more like gayfc haha
>>63600433
huh not bad Zimbos
Boult to fall over his stumps when Taylors on 299
Do you really think australia were scared of a white wash like the Bangladeshi shitskins claim?
DON'T FUCK THIS UP BOULT YOU FUCKING NERD
>>63600447
/here/
why do they rub the ball on their pants?
Reminder Siddle WILL be selected for the next test and there's nothing you can do to stop the return of the based banana
cheeky double you beaut
Were McGrath,Warne and Lillee all shit at the end of their career like Johnshit is?
>>63600523
erotic appeal
Footage of that in 3,2,1
This is the shit thing about test cricket.
There is "literally" no chance of a result from this test. It's just going to be a draw.
Guess this is why football will always be number one and our national sport of Australia.
>>63600523
itchy nuts
>>63600523
to give it a negative charge which helps it travel faster through the air
>people are still interested in this game even though it's going to be a draw
I guess when you're NEET you've just got nothing going on in life.
>>63600551
More like evidence of why T20 is the future.
>>63600551
Why do you feel the need to advertise yourself on an anonymous imageboard you histrionic faggot?
>>63600523
to draw moisture from one hemisphere of the ball through friction heat. This allows the pitcher to curve the ball in the air, which is known as a curveball.
>>63600569
juicy
>>63600570
this 3vj
>>63600447
me, don't care because it will be a draw regardless
>>63600541
McGrath and Killed both had other bowling skills other than pace, which they refined as their careers went on. Johnson has always been a pacebabby and has done nothing to improve his bowling to compensate for losing his pace.
>>63600569
the absolute GOAT
>>63600646
Lel, Lillee autocorrected to Killed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6PbdJiAK84
early i know but i am going to sleep
Where the fuck are all the kiwi's at? All I see is abo's
I can definitely see Australia choking all out for 150 and losing from here.
>>63600717
haroo
>Casuals assuming a draw
Australia bat out the day with another 250 and tomorrows pitch is going to be absolutely horrendous to bat on, NZ all out for less than 150, Australia win
>>63600673
>make friends here
>these aussie meme grounds allowing for these stupid scores
warner and LRPL need asterisks next to their scores
>>63600758
plus Starc will bowl 170 tomorrow
>>63600802
the human arm can't move faster than 161 kph
>>63600800
and yet the last session on day 5 will be tense with a decent chance of a result, sounds like a pretty good test wicket to me
>>63600830
explain plane travel then
>>63600830
+9km/hr wind at your back BOOM, 170
>>63600758
>>63600802
found the one eyed pleb
>>63600612
thank you m8. very interesting
>>63600840
>the last session on day 5
>implying Australia isn't just going to bat out the last 2 days to remove any chance of a nz victory
Sensible captaincy by Stove. He won't put the series on the line
come on boult \o/
WOAH
>>63600836
look at the brown-ass dead grass.
what a shithole
>mfw Aussies get bowled for 60
>"This is the flattest pitch ever, beats Dubai pitches any day. Yet no discussion on the same .... Where as the clatter in England pak series was deafening. Really boring cricket in Aus "
cross flat straight drive
>>63600551
>not appreciating the beauty of griggit
Taylor is chasing 300 against the best in the world. And the fact that the """""result""""" is a """""draw"""""" is meaningless. Australia lost. A complete collapse.
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>>63600881
>Sensible captaincy
>Stove
Boult is a genuine all rounder tbqh
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>cross flat straight drive
embarrassing
BOULT
>>63600555
Yeah, I heard you cant even get a domestic contract without having a Physics or Maths major nowadays.
>>63600889
Damn those are some ugly knees
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>ayyzlelpood
>Hazleshit
>>63600917
Hazlekuck just got hit for 16 runs by a #11 lmao
hazelwood is so fucking pedestrian
>>63600917
how badly would she get raped in the Middle East, specifically, ISIS territory?
>>63600897
>Australia
>Best in the world
Yeah, 10 years ago
Would cricket be better if Justin Marshall commentated it?
Boult will overtake Taylor by the end of the session at this rate.
>hazleshit
i'd off myself if i was him
>>63600976
LOOK AT THAT
....BOOOMFA
>Hazleshit
>>63600897
>only the American gets it
Yes I actually agree with you, apart from the fact that 'Australia lost', this was never theirs to win.
>>63600993
i'd off myself if i was me
Taylors just gone fuck it and let him smash it.
fucking bowl Voges and Lyon you dumb shit
Make a new thread
>>63600969
How the fuck are we not the best in the world.
When was the last time we were beaten in a test match on our home soil?
>>63601031
Keep Hazlekuck in.
Let Boult score a century for entertainment purposes.
Which test opener is more meme Lyth or Guptill?
>>63601056
kek
>>63601050
>on our home soil
There's more to cricket than winning at home
>>63601050
England in 2011 and I think South Africa did it afterwards.
>still doing news specials
FUCK OFFFFFFFF
>highest score by a visiting batsmen
what a meme test, first >160 and now this
GRISBY SDRIPS!!!!!!
>These Maori jokes tho
bought a snack lunch and wicked wings lunch today lads
>he often celebrates a big milestone with KFC
>>63601060
Guppy only has two toes, that has to count for something in the meme stakes
FUCKING BOWL VOGES
FUCKING BOWL WARNER WHY THE FUCK NOT AT THIS POINT
Stove is such a poothetic cunt.
Look how desperate he is hoofing his "spin" balls down the pitch.
Going to laugh so hard when he gets out for another duck later today.
>>63601064
>>63601073
We can "literally" beat anyone in at least one match in a series on their turf.
But when teams come here they shit the bed, and we always go through undefeated.
Pretty certain SA didn't beat us in a test match here after the 2011 ashes, but could be wrong.
>>63601095
Holy shit just got that.
>These Taylor singles
10 runs lads
>>63601149
Another? When was his last
>>63601172
1 hour later... 5 runs lads
Have some newfound respect for Taylel Tbh lads. Hopefully his next few innings aren't bad.
>>63601151
Australia LITERALLY conclusively won two tests in England just five months ago
>FAILOR
290
MEMED
>toss gaylord
baka
>>>>>THE DREAM IS DEAD
>shitlor
Is Ross Taylor related to Obesity Goose?
Shieeeeeeet
>Cùcked by a sub
>>63601201
Still have respect Tbh lads
>10 runs
JUST
just got back from work lads, what's going on?
>>63601229
>>63601229
>>63601229
New thread
>>63601151
You're fucktarded mate they won the series in 2012
IAN SMITH GONNA HAVE A CRY
>hits it to the guy who ran the wrong way yesterday
>gets caught
Lel.
Off for some KFC.
>>63601220
Is obesity goose related to obesity turkey?
>>63601263
>Cheeky K Fry with the lads
:(
>>63600917
Delete this.
She's my waifu, not yours.
lads what happened to the thread
wtf mods?
>>63601258
ian smith is a fat cask of wine
NEW OFFICIAL THREAD COUNTER THREAD
>>63601385
>>63601385
>>63601605
>555 posts
>new threads getting deleted
This is the post-mandrama era of /sp/.
I hope you're all happy.
>>63601574
It's probably the same guy who used to pull this shit all the time. This is why we used to strictly only use game threads made my tripfags, because anons just delete them to be LEL SO FUNNY XD
>>63601653
You haven't been able to delete your own thread for ages you retarded faggot
This was strictly the doing of some faggot fuck cunt mod
NEW THREAD
>>63601671
>>63601756
You can before it's reached a certain number of replies.
