muh 160kph edition
Aus 9/559d
NZ 3/406
This mad cunt
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
>>63566269
Fresh OC coming through lads
It's funny how Obesitygoose constantly makes claims about other posters based on nothing other than what he wants to be true, and yet when someone does the same to him, he hits them with "prove it" and "seek help"
4th for angry red men
>>63566301
your in damage control now freshie
>10 posts early so that you can include the thread counter and cancerous general tag in the subject
You are scum. I mean it.
Fucking kill yourself you piece of shit.
>>63566269
Reminder that cancerous casual FOB reddit newcunts who want literally EVERYTHING pigeon holed into general threads like OP are what killed /sp/.
>>63566333
should've been "roads" lad
nice try but you came up short
>>63566349
>wahhh somenoe made a thred b4 me!!1111
gfabobakys
>>63566349
> caring this much and actually telling others to off themselves
>>63566349
You are literally furious
Rate my haircut lads
>>63566369
>you on pooicide watch
>>63566406
why did you greentext that?
>>63566402
>gokudevelopsmalepatternbaldness.jpg
>>63566330
>being THIS fucking deluded
you know NOTHING newcunt
WA and NSW used to be the ONLY states, the division between Victoria and New South Wales was made on advice by AUSTRALIANS and the formation of South Australia and the Northern Territory out of NSW and WA's land was OUR decision
I bet you can't even name all of the attendees of the second federation council and you think that the constitution was better than the first draft you SEETHING casual
>no mark richardson commentating
reeee
>>63566402
freshcunt
warner you shitcunt
PSA lads
>>63566469
Why are cyclists always cunts?
>>63566402
Hello
I've waited here for you
Everlong
Tonight
I throw myself into
And out of the red
Out of her head she sang
>worst kekstralian casuals
>thread counter
>general tag
>"edition"
you know /sp/ is dead when this is the accepted norm now, rather than the disliked exception pushed by a few redditors
>>63566469
Cunt the fuck off you velocipedophile.
>>63566469
>1.21 MB
not that difficult to compress your fucking file you fat lazy piece of shit
Reminder that 99% of "people" on this thread are newcunt casuals who have no idea what /sp/ was like pre-2012 Olympics.
Reminder that these casuals genuinely want and encourage everything to be pigeon holed into general threads.
Reminder that these casuals have no idea why /wwe/ was so hated here, but still jumped on the band regardless.
Reminder that you should kill yourself right now.
>>63566489
Their only good song desu
>>63566303
that doesn't look 160k fast desu
>>63566515
it literally isn't
>>63566507
reminder that I have been here longer than you and you are a freshcunt casual
>>63566512
I was pleasantly surprised when Rope came out
that was their best song since Everlong
>>63566507
JOSH
O
S
H
>>63566432
A lot of points here are factually incorrect, but the general idea this post is attempting to convey is correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBcEEWH4DpM
reminder this is the best fucking album ever made
is ian smith ever not a whinging cunt
>>63566507
M A T T
A
T
T
>>63566515
The sound the ball makes when it hits the bat makes it seem pretty convincing that it's around 160 tbqh
>>63566507
You remind me of when I went to the wwe raw live as a kid and there was a 30 year old manchild with a replica belt yelling at kids because they didn't know what "ECDub" meant
>>63566507
>there are people here who haven't seen /sp/ without flags and with eventb owls
I pity them desu
>>63566560
I don't see what his fucking problem is. He's such a little bitch.
It was looked at in between overs. No time lost, no harm done.
Get over it.
>>63566507
i'll be honest, i first came to /sp/ for a bit of the 2010 WC, but didn't hang around. I came back after refmod got BTFO, but still didn't quite settle til the leadup to the 2012 olympics
who /webm/ here?
>tfw I get to watch this thanks to an India-SA rain delay
thank god tbhf
>>63566487
This is how I wave to a cyclist.
Ian Smith sounds a bit perturbed.
>>63566569
>he unironically went to a wrestling "event"
>>63566580
I LITERALLY made that webm
>>63566591
wew
>>63566507
Came here for the back-end of the 2010 Winter Olympics, weirdly enough.
>>63566580
CAN'T SWERVE THE MERV
who do you think will win lads?
>>63566333
>>63566443
>>63566529
>>63566570
>>63566593
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3suiti/match_thread_australia_vs_new_zealand_at_waca/
>>63566619
Draw
>>63566619
draw
>>63566603
I don't have any embarrassment admitting I liked it when I was 12
>>63566591
I carry a small knife for when a cyclist dares puts his hand on my car at a red light
I just poke him or tap him with it and gesture for him to move away
>>63566487
Why are motorists so fucking full of their fucking selves, it's a fucking ROAD LEARN TO SHARE YOU FUCKING ENTITILED CUNTS FUCK OFF
>>63566621
U R LE POORIOUS AND LE PEETHING XD
>>63566638
>this age
>this post
>>63566606
I made some webms 4U as well family
Who /BSA/ here?
>>63566640
I've in ironically broken people's mirrors before and would do it again.
>>63566651
I'm 22 senpai
>>63566487
>>63566469
>tfw I'm a cyclist but I accept that drivers have priority on the roads
>if there's a cycle path/uncrowded footpath I will use it
>if I'm on the road I will go as far left as possible without going into the gutter
>if I'm holding up a lot of traffic on a tight/busy road I will get off the road for a minute to let them past
99% of cyclists are utter cunts though.
>>63566638
Mate, 12 is way too old to be unironically attending, watching and being a fan of wrestling.
>>63566659
REALLY GOOD! time we put a end to those monsters! and even more so did this together! now paris, a week earlier a russian plane.. I think it's about time we took care of people like that of ISSIS in the same way they did back in world war 2 when the world put a end to hitler and his damn nazis..! put the russians on one side and the americans and their allies on the other side and don't stop until all of ISIS and people like that are either dead or captured! not just in syria and iraq but everywhere on this planet where folks like that live and plan theier next horifying acts of missery!
>>63566620
>literal roads
b-but all australian pitches have a local and unique charm to them
>>63566669
U R LE LITERALLY POORIOUS AND LE PEETHING XD
>>63566667
Nah I'm not that much of a kek. If there's no bike lane, then shit luck. You're stuck behind me because of poorly designed roads.
>>63566660
oh no man in my state would get you turned to roadkill
it's one of those border states between the North and South so there's a good chance for you to get away with it
>>63566619
Straya. Kiwis will lose their last 6 wickets for about 50.
>strike rate of 45
>"meme"cullum
>>>/pol/55781381
>>63566692
Going to watch any matches in the meme20 WC next year?
Who ever decided to fund those lights on the Opera House really got their money's worth on that one tbqh.
>>63566730
>going on /pol/
>>63566667
There's a guy that rides in the middle of a lane on a major road EVERY DAY at rush hour. He flips out if people honk or crowd him. One of these days, someone's gonna get out at the lights and bash him.
>>63566692
>>63566692
oh seriously just shut the fuck up. We all knew what your point was when you originally posted it, we're not fucking retarded. The answer to that image is so fucking simple it doesn't even warrant mention, but obviously you need it.
Indian and New Zealand bowling attacks are NOT a good measuring stick in determining how much of a road a pitch is.
>>63566489
I always thought it was "I throw myself in two".
Wow.
>>63566647
You can use the roads when you can do the speed limit uphill and be held accountable for your actions. Until then you are literally roadkill in lycra.
>>63566743
U R LE POORIOUS AND PEETHING XD
>>63566743
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63566743
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>63566751
I don't blame them.
Cars should have priority on the roads unless there is a designated bike lane.
If you're a cyclist and you can't accept that, you should see a doctor to sort out whatever mental issues cause you to be a cyclist and act that way, or get enough money for a car.
>>63566776
Why did this make me laugh.
>>63566692
idk how test cricket even has any fans in Australia
must be so fucking boring the only test cricket you see on TV is just batsmen dominating all the time, very few wickets and help for the bowlers
>letting ross taylor score a double ton on you
>>63566666
A magnificent century fo Johnson
>>63566731
most probably if there's a decent one at feroz shah
you?
>>63566758
literally furious and seething
the opposition is always within 100 runs except poo pee's first innings
>>63566709
No, if there's no bike lane then you suck it up and accept that you have to concede the road to the cars.
If you can't accept that then you literally have mental issues.
Reminder that I both created and pioneered the LE XDXD maymay.
Reminder that this fact makes you furious as fuck.
I don't even like cricket
Another 40 runs and it's a new high score for bossco
>>63566824
Why would this make anyone furious? It's an effective meme.
I personally created and pioneered the BSA meme.
>>63566824
U R LE POORIOUS XD
>>63566820
Same, if there is a match in Mumbai I might go. I'm craving to watch a test match but I don't see any being played in near future. Quite sad really.
>>63566824
>LE YOU ARE LE POORIOUS XDXD
end your "life"
>>63566821
Nope. I have literally just as much right to be there. I just follow the laws m8.
>hawks fan in WA
le plastic face
>>63566850
>>63566855
samefag
>>63566824
>and they voted you least likely to succeed
Who's laughing now ay?
>>63566855
>india likes the poo memes the best
>memekekum
>hook up with a girl last weekend
>text and stuff during the week
>meet up with her last night for dinner
>after sex she drops the bomb
>"Well you know, it's hard being a Jewish girl who doesn't beleive in god."
>"Well I'm culturally Jewish but I havent had my Bat Mitzvah and I love bacon."
>culturally Jewish
What did she mean by this?
MCMEME
BEST MARSH
POO PEELAND LTD. ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>63566869
>sports fan on an anime website
LE POO FACE XD
>GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA >GET A BROWN DOG UP YA
GODDIM YES PISS OFF
gorn
>turned around after bowling it
>looked at the ump
>can see him say "fuck off"
kek
kek nice captain you have there
Work just called in lads
>>63566903
>nephew-in-law-to-be
So he's engaged to his niece?
>>63566910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_atheism
FUCK
just got back from work lads, what have I missed?
>>63566947
No, he's engaged to him you fucking spastic.
>>63566910
jewish isn't a religion you fuckwit, it's an ethnicity.
i see the dumb cunts are out rooting around in the gene pool, most likely going to procreate again.
this needs to stop.
>>63566910
She wants to keep the Jew tag for muh sympathy and muh heritage reasons, but knows the Torah is retarded as fuck and can't put up any argument to justify it.
Stay away from her, get a modern muslim lady like I did.
>>63566955
ONE SIXTY POINT FOUR and also some light memeing.
Mccullum a shit
>this "sport"
Can we just talk about AFL or NRL already?
>>63566910
It means she wants your dirty dog cock to get to the doctor and get cut so you can be a clean, healthy, aesthetic member of society.
that one wicket will get marsh picked for the rest of the summer
LATEST /CRIC/ MEMES POWER RANKINGS
1. Will smith score a century? (classic, never gets old)
2. Bane Williamson
3. Big Strong Americans
4. >Englel
5. t. goose
6. Nice Guy Kekcullum
.
.
.
9000000001. LE YOU ARE LE POORIOUS XDXD
>>63566981
You've just been exposed as a fresh of the boat seething casual
>>63566996
Fine with that desu, now that Watson is retired.
Why is noone mentioning Taylor's stunning innings?
Fucking casuals
>>63566903
kek it's just listed as kekold now
>>63566988
>AFL
>sport
kek
>memecullum has a higher average than smith this series
embarrassing
>>63566972
>jewish is an ethnicity
Yeah maybe 2000 years ago.
>>63566997
>Will Smith
>classic
It's literally less than a year old you seething fucking newcunt.
>>63567003
>of the boat
Getting real triggered by the continual labelling of Eagles of Death Metal as 'death metal' desu
>>63566997
freshest of freshcunts
"(Victim's name), where the f..k are you? There's four toey humans in the cab - it's 20 to four. Our cocks are fat and f..king ready to spurt sauce and you're in bed. F..k me - fire up, you sad c..t," the caller said before hanging up."
Reminder that Shane Warne left this message on sluts phone while he was with Damien Martyn, Andrew Symonds and Jason Gillespie and he was never punished.
>>63567024
CASUAL
A
S
U
AL
>>63567023
LE POORIOUS AND LE PEETHING CONTRARIAN MEME XD
who /oldfriend/ here?
freshcunts who weren't around for BOTH 2013 ashes series need not reply
>>63567040
punished for what exactly?
>there are still people on /cric/ who think goose isn't here anymore
>there are still people on /cric/ who can't recognise goose's posting style
YOU are fresh as fuck if these apply to you.
>>63567049
LE U ARE LE POOLDFAG FROM POO13 POOSHES PEERIES XD
>>63567040
Was your mum able to move on?
>>63567049
>that's considered old now
I need to leave this shithole.
>>63567069
this
>>63567049
2013 is not old, friend.
If you weren't here pre-flags, before /cric/ as a "general" didn't really exist, you are a supreme freshie.
>>63567067
being a misgonytic piglet
>>63567049
You can NOT be an oldfriend if you weren't here in the ORIGINAL au/sp/ threads (Zerogoose's Australian Olympic generals)
>>63567088
bye
Johnson will get a 5 for against the tail end and be picked for Adelaide. \o/
>>63567112
i put my 5 against your moms tail last night
>>63567105
>misgonytic
>>63567103
>/cric/ as a "general"
But we only have match threads.
>>63567127
noice
>>63566979
>tfw met an Emerati chick like that while travelling
Seriously, rich secular Muslims are top-tier.
>>63567105
>misgonytic
>>63567106
>2012 is old
>>63567131
Look at the top of this thread. It has the "/cric/" tag in the subject line. That denotes that this is a general thread, not a gamethread.
Obviously, the literal fresh redditor who made this thread isn't aware of that fact, and wants to pigeon-hole all cricket discussion into a general.
>>63567040
I've never understood this group sex element that's often present in sporting teams.
>>63567105
>feeling sorry for a cumbucket
au/sp/ was dead before 2013. There was literally no interesting posters and no poomunities active
>>63567105
>misgonytic
india will get to 200 without loss imo
>>63566998
No more cùckold
>>63567040
>(Victim's name)
>>63567150
For au/sp/ it is.
Not for /sp/ or 4chan in general
>>63567150
2012 is about where I'd personally put the separation for new/oldcunts.
It's where the clear separation between classic /sp/ and new /sp/ began, with the flags, the Olympics and the increase in cliques and generals.
>>63567177
Newcunt spotted.
Stay in full damage control mode though.
>>63567156
read Bad Boys by Roy Masters (if you are a league fan) he talks about how group sex and women in general was a bonding mechanism that played a big part in making successful cohesive teams.
IF YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED /sp/ SANS FLAGS, YOU ARE A FRESHCUNT.
END OFF TBQH.
>>63567168
Literal GOATs 2bh
>>63567180
You LITERALLY created au/sp/ though
>>63567069
he literally tripped up earlier
I came to /sp/ this year, starting at /nrl/ and coming to /cric/ via /rug/
AMA
>muh good old days
pathetic oldcunts
>>63567200
And in hindsight I really regret it.
Flags were the worst thing to happen to /sp/.
>>63567208
kys walkcunt
How much SOT do you lads get?
>>63567168
play won't even commence today
>and lost the game
Fuck it had been years.
I found 4chan yesterday.
>tfw boypussy is leaking again
>>63567209
of course a newcunt kiwi would think this
you guys only showed up one year ago
>>63567208
Which board(s) did you use before coming to /sp/?
Which website(s) did you use before coming to 4chan?
>>63567209
Poorious and peething freshcunt who wishes he could join in on the fun but can't detected
>>63567105
LOL have you ever been with a slut before mate?
They "literally" CRAVE that kind of shit talk.
Sometimes I forget I'm dealing with virgins on here though.
>>63567232
That's called diarrhoea
Gonna go have a protein shake, lads.
>>63567209
literally poorious
>HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT >HAT
HATBALL
>>63567215
to be fair it's not like your first threads were tagged "au/sp/" and there was no intention to make a consistent general - it's just australian sporting discussion prior to that was sparse as fuck
it was only really with the addition of flags that we realised how many of us there were. I honestly think flags were a good thing at first but they've long since past their used by date
>>63567236
I LITERALLY came here today from reddit and I find you pathetic.
>>63567250
she literally reported Warney to the ACB and they swept it under the carpet
so no, she didn't enjoy it. At all.
fucking starc
get worried he'll start a collapse every ball
Why have none of the channel 9 commentators made ANY comment about the radar possibly playing up? It's being very inconsistent. Showing Starc bowling his typical ~145km/h one delivery, and then suddenly spiking to ~155-160km/h every now and then for the exact same delivery.
On grandstand it's been mentioned a couple of times that the readings are being a bit screwy. Are 9 simply not saying anything because >LE SOOPER FAST SPEED XDXD is a good way to attract casuals, or are they really that stupid?
>>63567251
it's from my boyfriend fucking me too hard
This pitch is such a road that even the umpire's hat is going to the boundary.
>tfw umpire chasing his hat was more entertaining than this entire day of cricket
Do you guys reckon anyone apart from Mark Nicholas watches non-Australia games?
>>63567270
>Couldn't handle the banter
MUH WORDS
>A WORLD ON EDGE
fuck off
more like
>NORMIES GET A TASTE OF REALITY
>>63567249
>fun
It's like listening to sad old dribbly cunts at the RSA.
This "community" is literally pathetic.
I would unironically brutally murder each and every one of you pathetic, obese, virgin losers if I saw you in real life.
>>63567270
>being so furious you capitalise at
>>63567260
Yeah at first they were good, and they served a good purpose during the Olympics. That is where they should have ended.
I remember after the Olympics, moot removed flags from /sp/.
Everyone went apeshit and demanded them back. 30 minutes later flags were back on. If only he left them off, people would have got over it.
>>63567243
I came from and still occasionally frequent /pol/ but I'm a /b/ oldfag
Got rid of facebook a couple of years ago, and never really been anywhere else
>>63567278
im going to post that on reddit
>India hasn't had a home series since 2013
>>63567282
Most of them do desu because they have a genuine love of the game
>>63567270
Quite obviously she loved it and was just playing tit for tat.
Warnie probably blew in her mouth the following week.
>>63567293
come the fuck at me ivan
>>63567273
>channel 9 commentators having a clue what they're talking about, ever
Don't get your hopes up, m8. Possibly the worst commentary team in world sport.
>>63567293
say that to my face fucker
>>63567293
I'm a fit virgin tho
>This bowling
>>63567273
starc has been bowling 150kph balls all this innings and has bowled 155kph balls before. Him spiking at 15-160 for 2 overs whilst he put alot of effort isn't that surprising
>>63567317
>LE FUG LE JANNEL NEIN GOMMENDADORS XDXD
Are you retarded faggots aware that Shane Warne was NEVER involved in that incident, and it was actually rugby league players? The person who sent that text was Mark Gasnier.
credit to the cunt who tricked all of you
>>63567293
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>>63567297
agreed m8
Big strong American on holiday here. SOmeone link a stream thank you :)
>>63567297
we should ask mootwo to remove them
maybe he'll listen
>>63567303
on the plus side we'll probably get home and schedule babbied to number 1 once again
>>63567317
>LE ZUMMER OF GRIGET POSTING
>>63567316
>LEE JEGG YOOR LARZD EVVEMM XDXD :DDDDD XDXD
>>63567316
>mistaking ivan for joshie
>>63567250
>wanting to be with sluts
>actually being this degenerate
(You) are the reason western women are all turning into sluts. Another reason to embrace Islam 2bh.
>>63567297
The flags were great/terrible, turned out us Australians were the ones trolling both the Americans AND the British against each over sing our superior trolling powers kek KEK
>>63567336
You should go for the last test match vs Saffas 2bh.
>>63567339
i love this maymay Tbh
I literally have no idea who any of the people are in this "cric drama" meme
You just know Starc is going to keep getting picked despite taking ONE wicket because everyone will wank over muh 160kph ball all through the summer
Who /ivanaisplainasfuckanddanielcandosomuchbetteranyways/ here?
>>63567347
This is one of the most cringeworthy newcunt posts I have ever read.
Genuinely embarrassed for this kid.
>>63567369
fresh as fuck
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dat full toss wicket top kek
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>>63567346
Funny you should say that because my new gf I filled my seed in this morning is "literally" Islamic and will be giving birth to my second child in 9 months.
I'm not the reason western women are turning into sluts, maybe I have contributed to a culture of them not taking men so seriously and realizing you don't have to settle down with some guy and should go get a taste of all kinds of dick. "Literally" nothing wrong with that.
As long as they are above average, nothing wrong with being with a slut.
>>63567347
while partially true (and it turned out unsurprisingly that brits/americans were often pretending to be each other for trolling purposes) that was generally blown out of proportion because flags got switched on during australian hours
>>63567372 >(You)
Check your last.fm inbox
>>63567372
>(YOU)
>>63567366
i will if my exams end by then
the michael bevan dismissal
>select all images with pies
based
starc is the macgill of fast bowling
discuss
Shiiit
Is there even anything wrong with being new?
>>63567401
thanks for the (you)
>>63567367
who is this supposed to be?
>>63567375
>danielcandosomuchbetteranyways
>>63567412
That's Ivan.
>>63567372
>(You)
>>63567398
>second illegitimate child
fixd faam
>>63567412
freshie detected
>>63567399
This.
>>63567421
what is charlie day doing there
>>63567401
>>63567403
>>63567422
objectively the worst wicket of the series
>>63567398
>claims to be redpilled
>race mixing
kek, good goy
into the tail now lads
>>63567435
i enjoy being new so your memespouting doesn't offend me
try harder though, you meme loving virgin.
>>63567421
Why are there 3 gooses?
Also, more pics of Josh Reynolds girl friend.
>>63567444
Fresh prince of Redd-Air right here
>taylor stuck on 199*
gonna be good lads
>>63567444
freshlord detected
Is hazlewood a short ball babby
>>63567449
>IT'S A FULL TOSS THEREFORE IT'S A BAD DELIVERY XDXD
kek, supreme freshcasual detected
>>63567460
Doge is better than Stove tbqh
>>63567398
>"Literally" nothing wrong with that.
>>63567468
2ez
>>63567462
>i enjoy being new
you don't sound like you're enjoying yourself at all, freshcunt
>>63567457
You do realize that genetic diversity produces the best results for children?
>>63567467
there's convict's goose, goose's goose and asian goose
>tip: none of them are him
>>63567486
t. chaim
>>63567485
i didn't say i was enjoy myself. i said that i enjoy being new.
try to keep up, adults are talking.
>>63567482
>LE I WAZ BREDENDIN DO BEE REDARDED XDXD
>9 News milking the Paris shit for EVERYTHING it's worth
top kek
>>63567487
The fat one is the real you, you disgusting fat piece of shit
Kill yourself.
>>63567421
I know Toon personally and that's definitely not him.
L R P L
R
P
L
>>63567506
even convict (aka the person who released the photos) admitted it wasn't him
kek reality kek getting BTFO and keked
>the first 200 is ross taylor
TAYLOR GOAT
>>63567509
of course it's not
people could find pics of him if they wanted tho, his real name is linked to his bigfooty account
T A Y L O R
Ayy
Y
L
O
R
>>63567520
>goose begged convict over email to say it wasn't him
Fixed for you
>>63567499
>getting this badly blown out
we can't all be as new as you m8
I love when this happens lads
I love when the oldfriends get together and start their esoteric shitposting and exclude the freshcunts
it makes them so unbelievably poorious and pooicidal. Like they ALSO come here to be part of the shitposting, memes and banter, but they get so fucking furious when the shitposting excludes them and they try their standard newcunt normalcunt reddit insults, even though they are posting here for the same reason and they insults they use apply to THEM (but of course they will try and pretend they aren't projecting hard as fuck)
I love it lads, keep it up
is there anything more pathetic than au/sp/'s obsession with trips/daniel
>you will never have three middle names
>>63567520
You are literally in full damage control mode right now, trying to convince all the newcunts here that you aren't a fat piece of shit.
FACT: that pic is YOU
FACT: you are still seething over your obese pics being released
FACT: I saw you in real life less than a month ago, and you literally gained at LEAST another 10kg.
ROSS IS BOSS
ROSS IS BOSS
ROSS IS BOSS
>>63567554
Yes, YOU.
see >>63567549
>>63567509
t. toon
>>63567549
>implying anybody wants to be a part of the autistic 'inner circle'
>>63555827
fuck you
>>63567563
know how I know you're lying?
>>63567555
ha are you in that /pol/ thread too
>>63567586
kek
KEK
Literally Ross Taylor: The team
>>63567587
Know how I know that YOU are lying, and are nervous as fuck right now?
KEK, sounds like you need another tall glass of warm potato and gravy to calm your nerves.
Anyone else remember when that pwnstar/toon pic got imageswapped to another thread on /sp/?
>>63567583
you make it sound like it's some kind of choice
just like in a few years if someone says "remember than daniel shitposting" and you remember it, it's simply because you were in the threads - no one who was around during these times wouldn't know what we're talking about
ross taylor confirmed better than kane?
>>63567601
Kek, he was doing something with his hands, I thought he was declaring for NZ.
He'd probably be a better captain than meme tbqh.
Just woke up lads, how long is left today?
Sensing an imminent collapse here.
>>63567610
yes
I actually miss that bug, produced some hilarious results
>>63567615
He's 5 years older and only has like 1 more century than Kane.
>>63567586
lol
better BRACE WELL for these shitty taylor runs to be honest
>>63567607
Do you want to die?
>>63567636
I'm pretty sure that bug still exists
>>63567634
Fair prediction
>>63567615
Better than Warner desu
>>63567632
Give back God's luggage you cunts.
Taylor on track for a cheeky triple imo
>>63567626
should get him in to do the coin toss desu
>>63567586
ayyy
Does anyone remember that unironic last.fm thread that was made here before we were inundated with generals, and based Joshie and Ivan were reunited on /sp/ after having lost contact on last.fm years earlier?
>>63567648
really? if it does they've at least mitigated it, felt like you'd see it a couple of times a day back then
>>63567662
that was a GOAT /sp/ moment
but seriously, what were the odds of that happening?
1st and 3rd all time scores by NZ batsmen vs Poopeelia in this innings.
Is this the worst poopeelian bowling attack of all time?
>>63567662
>LE JEG UR LAZD EVEM INBOGS XDXD
>>63567645
You clearly DO with your KFC addiction, fatty
>>63567678
yes 2bh
>muh mitchells
>muh pace
>muh meme bouncy ground
>taking 4chan seriously
>literally treating australian threads as some kind of community with real personalities
>allowing yourself to be engulfed in a fake world online
>becoming increasingly irate when your fake world rejects you and you scramble to try and pick up the pieces every other week when people have had enough of watching you post about your fake world and trying to include anonymous posters in it
who /redrooster/ here?
>>63567678
It's certainly down there.
>>63567683
I will literally cut you into little pieces.
this is the first i watched cricket really
and im not a fan
i mean its better than like some ither sports but fairly boring
>>63567678
Flattest waca pitch of all time
>>63567662
>you now remember that American who unironically listened to Kid Rock
>>63567701
thought they all closed
>>63567697
Tragedy of our times.
Has anybody written an academic paper on 4chan? Studying 4chan might give some good insights on our collective minds.
>>63567705
The only thing you should be cutting is portion size, son.
>>63567705
Will you then deep fry me and pretend I am popcorn chicken?
>>63567697
fuck off blanktrip
Bring up the fucking 160.4 again Heals.
>>63567697
>this projecting freshcunt who is falling apart at the seethms because he is being excluded
>>63567707
They designed it from your mums tits m8
>>63567706
welcome to the thread, 51st new poster.
>>63567720
>>63567719
I prefer grisby stribs
>>63567601
Is 59, looks 70, sounds 30.
Is he just an absolute mess of a person?
Oak.
A soft drink it ain't.
>>63567697
Based Ivan dropping elite truth bombs that even Ben Hunt couldn't handle.
How will LSCM and Matt recover from this?
>>63567705
you right now
>>63567706
T20 seems like right up your alley.
Taylor hit 5000 runs in the same number of innings as Border and Kallis :^)
5 innings quicker than Waugh
>>63567731
Bit rude desu
>>63567758
That's exactly the point, dickhead.
>>63567758
Looks like goosey lost some weight 2bh
who /cocoon/ mode here?
Been in hibernation for almost 6 months lads. Haven't done anything that isn't gym, study and go home.
We're all gonna make it lads
>there are ""people"" in this thread RIGHT NOW who didn't watch Rousey v Holm
Defend this
Hint: you literally cannot
his smile and optimism, gone
this entire thread 2bh
>>63567756
>ivan
>using a touhou sprite
freshie detected
>>63567766
Waugh had an incredibly slow start to his career. He literally wouldn't have had any success if he was making his debut nowadays.
>>63567780
>>63567758
desu I'm just glad you're talking about me again
>>63567781
You won't make it.
>>63567765
the ones at night and more colourful?
they seem ok
when are those ones on?
>>63567804
I love you goose
>>63567805
typical beta male, putting down somebody for their success
>>63567804
I'll write up an obituary for you in a few months when you die from a heart attack.
>>63567798
Who was it that dropped that elite truth bomb then?
>>63567783
why would I watch female sports?
>>63567758
Fucking hell the cringe.
>>63567825
Having no life isn't success you turd of a person
>>63567833
JFBF
>>63567817
There was one this morning. Missed it by few hours.
There's the T20 world cup next year though.
>>63567825
You are literally a beta and will always be a beta.
You have to be born alpha, and you were NOT.
Truth hurts.
Stay mad.
Stay fat.
>>63567755
That's it. I've had it.
No more fucking shilling fast food or drinks.
Why are we the only ones who do this? Do we have no identity of our own?
>>63567827
Can I get a preview of it now?
>>63567758
>Big Strong Americans.webm
>>63567833
clearly blanktrip lad
Rate my fallout character lads
>>63567852
I KNEW everything about...
>>63567841
>>63567858
I don't know who these "people" are
>you NOW remember the time Obesitygoose literally thought "heart attack" and "cardiac arrest" were literally the same thing.
>>63567867
kek
I approve
>>63567866
looks like symmonds
>>63567866
Lost it
10/10
>>63567783
I watched it down North Gong m8
Thought he played that onto his stumps for a sec.
>>63567868
have a "freshie detected" m8
Paul's Smarter White Milk.
Full cream taste.
Only 2% fat.
>>63567871
look m8, we can't all be studying literally the hardest university course there is, i.e. medicine
>>63567892
and only at 2.7x the price
>>63567858
Blank kek (puberty pending) only posts MPC screencaps, you filthy casual
>>63567867
KEK
Daily reminder that goose is the reason /cric/ exists
WALLOP
>>63567914
'no'
Daily reminder goose is the only reason the George St KFC serves hot and spicy year round.
Whos the channel 9 HD qt?
>lyon has only bowled 24 overs out of 116 on a road
Why does smith hate him so much?
>>63567938
>George St
casual freshie detected
Goose is from western sydney
First 6 of New Zealand's innings.
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
out out out
>>63567938
I don't like hot and spicy
It hurts my bum when I poo
>Faylor is going to top score this test
wake me up etc
>>63567947
YOU are the freshest.
Goose literally petitioned the George St KFC to serve it year round because he was jealous that Qld KFC had it year round everywhere
He even posted his receipt and meal showing George Street.
>>63567783
I was asleep
gone, got him, fuck off
>>63567966
>not rating le runout man
>>63567961
m8 it's supposed to go in your mouth first
>>63567969
You know how I know you're wrong?
>>63567966
put a cheeky $50 multi on it and a NZ win before this innings
fingers crossed
m
wait what? other kfc's don't have hot n spicy all year round?
>>63567985
I'm literally correct, and you are literally trying to cover up how much of an obese, ugly piece of shit you are.
Has any team declared before reaching the other team's total? I mean just to speed things up a bit and force a result or something?
>>63567941
Sylvia Jeffries, she's a Today Show reporter.
That ad HEAVILY edited. She's nowhere near that attractive other times I've seen her on TV.
>>63568006
based goose dropping another elite truthbomb
>>63567988
what was the payout on that
>>63568004
Clarke did against West Indies
it worked
>>63568004
1993 South Africa v Aus
>>63568004
yes. the only one i can remember is clark against india though
>>63568001
No, you are literally and unequivocally INCORRECT. I have never been to the George St KFC.
If you don't even know which KFC I frequent, how can you consider yourself an expert?
>>63567992
Qld KFC has a different franchise holder than the rest of Australia, so the menu is a bit different. That's why on the NRL scoreboard you see "not available in Qld" sometimes, and why they never advertise that 9 for $9 on Tuesday because you can literally get it every day of the week.
Christ did not need to see that flab jiggle in slow motion.
>>63568020
inb4 another furious reply
>Ian Smith loves Ross Tayor more than his own family
ayy
>unironically being worse than the West Indies bowlers
>>63568012
>>63568019
Clarkey is a cricketing mastermind
To honour him he should be killed prematurely and his brain should be enshrined in the Bradman museum
Stop fucking yelling catch when there is none you stupid chubby chaser.
>>63568020
I know exactly which KFC you frequent, and I know for a fact you got mad as fuck when you realised Qld and possibly Perth could get hot and spicy year round.
That's why you literally did a tonne of research and checked out kfcs far away from where you live, to try and find one that does have it year round.
>>63568042
He should be embalmed and encased in a glass coffin imo
>>63568042
>Clarkey is a cricketing mastermind
>we'll bat first, thanks Mark
Ausfailian "fielding"
>Australia let Taylor get to his highest ever score
kek
you cannot make this shit up
>>63568053
>I know exactly which KFC you frequent
No, you really don't. You're about 30km off.
>She's in your lounge room
poopeelia Ltd.
Letting le run out man's victims off the hook multiple times
>not knowing goose is from baulkham hills
LITERALLY how fresh could you BE?
Does KFC let you have the pieces you ask for? I just want thighs and drums. The other bits are always dry as fuck
>Kiwi posters have got their confidence back
Kek
Watch them disappear again next wicket
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63457057/#q63472277
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63568073
KEK, you are literally in full damage control mode right now.
You are literally a fat disgusting piece of shit, and no one will ever love you.
You should go back to trying to be anonymous or at least kill yourself.
>>63568093
from there, but doesn't live there
>Ross "Yes No Wait Yes" Taylor
>Ian Smith seriously suggesting injuring Australian batsman
The absolute madman.
>>63568053
how delusional do you have to be to make up this shit? or have you convinced yourself that this actually happened?
which fucking team let taylor get a double ton?
thinking about going to bed and getting up for the nfl. anyone know whos playing in the earlier games tommorrow?
>>63568101
I don't know what else to say.
You're just objectively wrong.
Love how much of a homer smith is
OH YEAH JAMES 1/98 IS FANTASTIC YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>63568104
Did I say "live" or did I say "FROM", you fucking piece of shit?
>>63568104
do you still live near blacktown?
>>63568114
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K
Oh fuck me that Steve Smith ad is fucking heinous.
>>63568126
did I say you were wrong?
>You know remember RC unironically challenged Goose to a fist fight at Huntsville station
kek
KEK
why is 60 minutes not on?
>>63568120
You could finally admit to being wrong.
You could finally admit to being full of lies and deceit.
You could finally admit you are a fat piece of shit.
You could finally admit you never found gainful employment.
You could finally admit you never finished university.
You could finally kill yourself.
Is Nevill as mouthy as Baddin and Wade are/were?
>>63568142
because cricket
afterwards it's going straight to a channel 9 special "THE WORLD ON EDGE"
>>63568135
>single mother with two black kids
A TRU GRIGGID HREOO!!
>tfw goose obsessed /cric/ threads are back
based
We gonna get Michael Holding for the Tendies tests?
>>63568136
You strongly implied it, which is every bit as bad, and you are definitely an obese piece of shit who should kill himself.
>>63568144
I genuinely believe you have confused me with someone else.
This is very strange.
>>63568137
I would smash any aus trip in this thread right now.
I would smash any kiwi in this thread right now.
>>63568145
Well looks like Ian answered my question, although give him time.
I doubt it though, he seems like a nice guy.
>>63568111
Literally obese damage control, pooicide watch, and seething casual :The Post
>Mitchell Johnson 0/100 again
Love the consistency.
>people are talking about goose again
what a time to be alive
it is the /cric/ renaissance
Reminder that Anderson is unironically better than Johnmeme
R-R-REV UP THEM NEW THREADS FRESHCUNTS
>>63568167
Piss poor attempt at damage control.
Kill yourself.
>>63568168
I'll meet you at Aotearoa in one hour you fucking bullshit pussy
i'd slide down slats pole if you know what I mean
>>63568200
There's no damage to control. You've made it clear to me that you actually know nothing.
tbqh if you kept your posts vague and didn't overreach I might have been worried, but you went out on a limb and exposed the fact you actually know nothing.
>he thinks goose still posts here anonymously
>he genuinely believes goose did NOT become a normie over a year ago and hasn't posted since
KEK
What the fuck are they on about?
>>63568203
Lad i've been at aotearoa for the last 20 years. Where are u cunt?
Bring your mates, ill smash them too
>>63568223
>>63568220
Literally damage control at its absolute worst.
You aren't very good at this.
>bringing out a new ball
Lads why are poopeelians such cheaters
>>63568229
Typo.
Aotea.
One hour.
Don't need mates.
The most boring day of test cricket in decades
>>63568236
No, YOU aren't very good at this.
If you were good you would've kept your cards close to your chest. Instead you went all out and exposed yourself. There's no coming back from this.
bout fucking time
JOHNNO
BING BTFO
>>63568246
topkek
>>63568248
You've literally tried your hardest to put out this fire, but instead you keep fueling it.
You haven't improved at all.
>>63568263
If I wanted to "put out the fire", wouldn't I just ignore you and hope you went away? Clearly by continuing to reply I am provoking you into more responses, and therefore more people will be seeing said "fire" and it will grow.
You've made it clear you know nothing, so now I have no problem baiting you into more responses.
not liking this leg stump line to this field Tbh
Guys, I think we are a bad influence on the New Zealand posters
Look at how they are imitating us and our bad ways. We should remember that they are easily impressionable and have not been here for long
Lets try to set a good example, ok. I'm not asking for much.
>>63568277
>>63568277
>>63568277
Actual new thread
http://mycricket.cricket.com.au/pages/quickpersonsearch.aspx?searchText=terry%20elliott
Reminder that Obesitygoose has LITERALLY never played a game of cricket in his "life"
Lets get this bad boy to 1000
>>63568278
>>63568263
I think the only way to settle this would be if you two homosexuals met up in real life and fucked.
>>63568278
>n-no u are the one being baited, ok. I am baiting YOU
classic damage control right here, and a certain sign you're close to conceding defeat.
I almost forgot how much I enjoy comprehensively destroying you.
>>63568302
not happening, the goose bailed out of confronting RC irl
>smoth
