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LA:Jhonas Enroth posts shutout vs. Blues
LA:Anze Kopitar leaves Tuesday's game with UBI
EDM:McDavid exits gm vs. PHI with shoulder injury
OTT:Kyle Turris scores OT winner vs. Habs
DET:Dylan Larkin scores GWG vs. Bolts
DAL:Tyler Seguin scores hat trick in win over BOS
NYR:Henrik Lundqvist stops 32 in win over Caps
BOS:Chris Kelly fractures femur, out 6-8 months
SJ:Couture not skating yet, but making progress
CHI:Marian Hossa (LBI) won't be back Wednesday
EDM:Oilers to start Anders Nilsson vs. Flyers
LA:Jhonas Enroth probable to face Blues Tuesday
first for your team sucks
hi is this where I get mad at sandwich???
>not death of mcmeme edition
Who gives a shit about Florida or Michigan?
3rd for my team a best
>>63314930
salty tampa bay fans
cant handle the bantz
>>63314893
>Detoilet
>not generational injury edition
disappointing t b h
>>63314841
right here desu senpai
the real difference between florida and michigan
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/fl/crime/
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/mi/crime/
So who is the next first overall they are going to ruin? Fucking oilers you killed connor!!!
>>63314988
Auston
>>63314972
>florida only slightly more dangerous than michigan
even with detroit? jeez, florida, get your shit together
>Another shoulder injury to a top player
Ahhh, life as an Oilers fan.
>>63314841
And yet you just guaranteed you won't win him
Leave Svidney Crovsby to me
who can stop them?
>>63315023
stop with this meme
> there is literally a salt mine under detroit
jeez, just get over losing in the playoffs already. its not a big deal, your team was shit and go beat by the better team. nothing to be mad about
>>63315028
You mean besides the Leafs?
>>63315039
Jewish Plebvian detected
someone post all the McDavid and Smug Pulju memes
I had a bunch but lost them all
there was some bretty gud OC made over the summer t.bh
>>63315054
>there is literally an ocean of salt surrounding florida
I can tell given these posts tbqh
Detroit fans are pretty good memers. If only they could come up with something as permanent as mad at sandwiches and they might be as good at memeing as tampa
>mfw when flyers get Laine 1st overall
>mcdavid dead
baka desu senpai
>you are now just realizing lundqvist has the best save percentage in the league in two or more games
>shoulder injury
>Joanne Ireland @jirelandEJ 56s56 seconds ago
>Connor McDavid has a long term upper body injury, according to #Oilers coach Todd McLellan
>>63315131
R I P
I
P
LET'S DO SOME BLOW AND WIN HOCKEY GAMES
2 - 2
>losing to the avs
Seriously flim flams what's going on up there?
oh wow he hurt his knee too
McMeme BTFO haha
>Mcmeme hurt
>loilers
Lol get fucked poomonton
>>63315198
>delete
>McBusted
Now, watch Edmonton force him back into play before he's actually recovered, ruining his career
>>63315173
u should already know senpai
>>63315173
Get fucked
>>63315108
they've got that squid thing, that's a pretty good meme
so larkins gonna win the calder now right?
he is one of the only consistent scoring options on the wings right now. I could easily see him getting 60 points with good defense.
>tfw Keg lifting exam tomorow
Fugggggg
Im convinced the sandwich thing is just one autistic guy posting about it in every thread
its a forced meme tbqh
>>63315264
probably
>>63315283
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>tfw no smuk_anon
How many legendary memes have we missed out on
>>63315283
Yes, it is known.
>>63315283
I've had a Publix sub I don't understand what the fuss is about.
>>63315283
>literally mad
>at a fucking sandwich
Can anyone spare a (you) for a wretched soul?
Thanks and God bless
>smuk_anok has not posted in 2 months
>shorks
>>63315334
He is kil
>yfw the tortorella jackets win the cup
>>63315355
I can't believe he actually got bullied out. I thought he was way too memein for that
>>63315108
We don't force memes nor are we delusion enough to think that super market sandwiches are any good
>>63315380
hes probably just lurking
>>63315380
Maybe I could be your smuk_anok tonight, bb
>>63315339
>shirks
How you want your season senpai
>shorks imploding already
The Canucks hate the Maple Leafs because they think we hate them. They also hate the Maple Leafs because in certain business circles Vancouverites have heard they don't work as hard as Torontonians.
You can see this in lolitrolu's posts. He wants to be Toronto so bad. He wants to be part of the most rich franchise in the world. He wants the best jerseys in the NHL. He wants the best history in the league (13 stanley cups, yes 13). That's 13 more than the canucks but i'm cheating because the canucks literally do not have a cup.
Not only is this evident with lolitrolu but it was most evident when they rioted after the loss in the finals. The team may make the playoffs frequently but what is the purpose of making the playoffs if you are out in the early rounds every year. They literally destroyed their beautiful city because they wanted to win a cup that year. They broke glass. Broke small mom & pop stores or ching & chong stores.
The people living in Vancouver will always want to be Torontonians and honestly since we all have canadian flags just don't be ashamed to act like you're a Torontonian because they can't tell. Leafs > Canucks. May not be this year but as a franchise and in the future they are.
>>63315398
>he's never had a publix sandwich
Are you eating government rations?
>>63315447
i know that feel
BJs up
Hoes down
swag
>Canautists getting mad at sandwiches
>McBust busted up his career
LELMAO! HOW YOU LIKE DEM MEATS AND TATES?
>>63315430
It's just not the same...
>>63315447
desu if the ducks keep being shitty, they might be relocated to vegas next year.
>Kopitar and McDavind injured on the same night
fuark
No kidding though, the Oilers are just bad news with 1st overall picks. They didn't even do anything wrong with their pick this year and he fucks up his shoulder.
>>63315473
At least it was expected.
And at least they aren't the keks right now.
>boipussies
What do you guys think smuk_anok has been doing? He had too much time invested in /hoc/ to just abandon it
>>63315528
No
The owner is heavily tied to Orange County and would not do that
Plus they've just spent a lot on stadium improvements
>>63315545
Just put your name back on dammit, ignore autists and jellyfags
>>63315531
>drafting McBust
>can't even survive til the All-Star break in the NHL
>not doing anything wrong
>>63315569
oc people do not give a shit about the ducks unless they make the playoffs.
even then, they still dont care too much.
>>63315608
>implying I'm fuk_ponek
>implying he's ever posted from an iphone
so who is gonna punish /mlb/ for yet another blatant display of meme stealing?
>>63315531
>the two westernmost canadian arenas are both named after rogers
Is there a team that gets shit on harder than the Oilers? Not even the >laffs get this kind of shit
https://twitter.com/MCHisTweeting/status/661734882243190785/photo/1
The Laffs hate the Habs because they think we hate them. They also hate the Habs because in every business circles Torontonians have heard they don't work as hard as Quebecer.
You can see this in the average laff retarded fan posts. He wants to be Montrealso bad. He wants to be part of the most rich franchise in the world. He wants the best jerseys in the NHL. He wants the best history in the league (24 stanley cups, yes 24). That's 11 more than the laffsbut i'm cheating because the laffs literally do not have a cup past 1967
Not only is this evident with the avergae retarded laff fan but it was most evident when they rioted after they missed the playoffs . The team cannot even make the playoffs.(No comparative to the riots because torontonians are the most docile and weak canadians)
The people living in Toronto will always want to be Montrealers and honestly since we all have canadian flags just don't be ashamed to act like you're a Quebecer because they can't tell. Habs>Laffs. This year and every other as a franchise and in the future
>>63315643
>even the refs bully the Oilers
honestly fuck them
>>63315631
What did they do now? I suspect fuk_ponek is the one doing this, he's been involved in all the major cross general raids we've done
>>63315631
What did they do now
Jelly?
>>63315654
Tonight a linesman stole one of the Oilers' sticks. He lost it and just as the puck went the other way and he was able to disengage, the lines man picked it up and skated away with it.
>>63315643
>getting bullied by the linesman
>>63315625
Same can be said about the Kings and their fans and they haven't relocated yet in their 40 plus years
>McDavid out already
JUST
>>63315625
I don't think you understand, the owner could literally give 2 shits about it, he's rich and just spent on stadium improvements
Also you're wrong about the fans of the team but thanks for sharing your outsider opinion. Support is still strong here in Newport
>>63315723
they often had higher attendance than the ducks
http://espn.go.com/nhl/attendance
nice try though
>>63315755
INJURE
>>63315756
>mfw went to oc one year and saw more kongs stickers on cars
>long-term injury
when will it end? when will they be stopped?
>>63315814
Leave Gary Bettman to me
>>63315892
can't scary the Gary
>>63315791
Southern California is bandwagon central
>>63315791
Wow it's almost like your limited experience doesn't mean fucking shit!
>>63315528
>Stanley Cup winning team
>moving
When do you guys think Therrien will let Semin play hockey again?
>>63315814
Maybe the league should tell the refs and linesmen to stop bullying them and then they can improve to 17th-22nd.
will mcdavid's shattered spine ever recover?
>tfw best team in hockey
>>63316010
Mad at the truth
>>63316028
>that Dallas meme image on the thread
>>63316015
This . ducks won a cup while the Kings still had a Panthlelrs tier level handful fanbase
https://twitter.com/CraigCustance/status/661783470646145024
>Told the injury to Connor McDavid is his collarbone.
he's dead
Do not read if blogs offend you
>Last two flights of the day
>I have my choice
>One is heavier but is staying overnight
>The other one is lighter but turning around
>Choose the heavier one
>Luck out, its early and lighter than expected for its passenger load, have enough time to finish it up and watch the game in the break room until the end of my shift.
>Other flight is suspiciously late, Should have left for toronto by now
>Turns out some guy on the plane shit himself in his seat
>Tried to walk to the washroom to clean up, but just leaked his diarrhea shit all over the aisle
>While trying to clean up in the tiny airplane washroom managed to get shit all over the walls and the mirror
>plane ends up delayed over 2 hours while it gets a full steam cleaning and the scrub down
Its wonderful when the stars align to give you a good day. And to top it all off the Sens won. I also like to think that the guy headed to Toronto is the perfect analogy for the leafs. Shitting the bed, and just getting shittier while trying to fix it.
>ducks fans are really delusional
dumb stinky smellys
>>63316058
Bones heal better than joints though.
>>63316082
I fail to see the problem with this image, just a proud Ducks fan showing some pride for his home country.
When did stars fans overtake rags fans as the biggest faggots on /hoc/?
>>63316172
>mad at Texas
>>63316109
he'll never be the same again, rip in peace
>McDavid out long term
>another prospect ruined
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
America care to explain? I thought we were the ugly mongols
>>63316034
Most of the people I've met at season ticket events have been holders for a loooong time
gg Bleu Jackest bros
>sherks
>shurks
>shirks
>shyrks
>shorks
>>63316204
>australia
>latinas on par with designated
Other than that, it confirms darkies are ugly.
>>63316204
>maritimes are absolute perfection
>spain isn't all at least beautiful
>serbian women that low even though they are western russia tier
>polish women not beautiful
>korea that high
>people still think the flyers should exist
https://streamable.com/lo9e
http://strawpoll.me/5916637
http://strawpoll.me/5916637
http://strawpoll.me/5916637
MEAT AND POTATOES BLEEEEEEOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63316211
feels cozy desu :^)
great game shorks
2 - 5
also the refs let soo much go in CBJ's favor for a change
>mcdavid killed
>Eichel snags the caldeer with easy
>oilers draft Auston Matthews who is strong off his year of raping swiss men
>gets traded to LA in 2020 and becomes the GOAT to surpass gretsky
>>63316204
>>63316254
Remove maritimes, they are m'eh outside a few pearls. Spain ain't bad like anon said.
Brazil got some beautiful specimen
>>63316058
Last time a first overall broke his collarbone he became a serial rapist. Better watch mcmeme's hairline
>>63316320
>kikel for kalder
>not ehlers
how incorrect of you
>>63316320
BUTTMAN CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>63316342
hi when will hannafin be elite
>mcmeme ded
>Connor McDavid
>>63316320
>>63316342
larkin you plebs
>>63316362
lmao look at that puppy
>>63316393
Dont mind me I am the guy Edmonton will call up to replace mcmeme
>>63316362
probably like 3 years, it takes dmen longer to be ready
>mcmeme dead
>Larkin scores game winning goal
lel
>>63316204
>Asians that high
>alaska beautiful
nigga what
>>63316374
good morning russia
>>63316412
POO
>>63316412
DESIGNATED
>>63316362
Is that a real puppy? Why would it make a face like that
>>63316403
probably desu
>eastern conference/timezone
>half decent team
>already producing
>>63316420
desu any woman looks amazing when you might freeze you dick off in yourself that night. People fuck just to stay alive in Alaska
>>63316426
>>63316429
>14 seconds apart
I love you /hoc/
>>63316429
SHITTING
>>63316436
What face? It looks like a dog
It's a daschund
>>63316458
STREETS
>finnish goaltending
>>63316454
India will never recover from it. They should just close the place go hide in chinese mountains.
>>63316445
>Alaska
>cold
>mcmeme dead
leave winning the WCF to us
>>63316497
This. The parts where humans live are mostly coastal and have moderate temps. Even the Midwest gets colder than Alaska
Alaska's real danger is that it is boring
>>63316510
confirmed for never have been to alaska
>>63316497
>temperatures below 5 Celsius
>>63316527
>Going over 5C
We finally back under 0 in northern quebec, glad fuckign heat is gone
>>63316554
These numbers don't exist to me. The only freezing weather I know is what it feels like when I put my hand in the freezer
>>63316527
>tfw I cant wear shorts all the time anymore
>>63316554
were finally getting back to chilly weather here in chinkouver too (which is like 7c) right now. Couldnt be happier. I fucking hate warm weather
>not having players leading the league in scoring in at least 3 different positions
lmao
>>63316570
>low 3 tonight
Sleeping with 3 blankets and all the windows open. Publix shopper will never know this level of comfy.
>>63316554
its 70f in pennsylvania fucking kill me. thats 21c holy shit I need to move back north. iceland please give me citizenship I loved you so
>>63316590
>literally giving yourself hypothermia
No thanks senpai. I'll enjoy my one blanket and A/C
>final solution with 7 points in 3 games
>on pace to be the first player since lemieux to cross 160 points
>on pace to match Gretzky's first season in LA
Where were you when jews were btfo?
the shitty Stors are a paper tiger team TOP LEL
>>63316619
eww. I hiked this in june its much better
>>63316645
>foggy dreary hill with dead grass and dirty snow
lmao f am
reminder that Lindberg will be a PPG player by Christmas
>mcmeme
>>63316675
>Norge
>>63316567
pls tell me you have more
>>63316667
thats not grass lad its a volcano. I was pretty high up
>>63316566
There's is a whole land up there where people don't have constant swamp ass. Truly magical.
>>63316619
As long as it's over 0 i'm in T-Shirts. Sometimes we get tourist and they recoil in fear when they see me.
>>63316732
i like your shirt
>>63316733
>he gets swamp ass from anything below 100 degree weather
Lmao fuckin Canadians. that's about 37 communist units btw
why even cheer for the oilers
>>63316756
Learn to read, fatso, i'm saying we don't have swamp ass up here. We also don't have brown peoples. Truly, a magical place.
Go Ducks
>>63316782
I know you don't in the arctic, I'm implying that you'd probably cry in 90 degree weather which is maximum comfort.
>don't have brown people
why not?
>>63316739
thanks. went glacier hiking too
>publix fags dont know this feel
>>63316790
>ir patos
FTFY paco
>>63315283
It's literally Jason Genova or a relative
>>63316809
Doesn't really sound appealing to me tb h but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
>tfw you have a 200 word essay on keg lifting due tomorrow
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILY
norris when
>>63316834
can someone pls explain keg lifting
is it a /fit / meme
>>63316805
Nah, in 90 weather i sweat and buy Mr freezes till night comes.
>>63316805
Brown people can't handle the cold. THey don't ''do'' cold.
You are in hoc, ffs, you didn't realise there were like 4 brownies?
>>63316846
Hapenne 2-3 days ago, a guy said he was working in a brewery, another shat on him because he was an engi study. Pretty likely that said Engi 1st year is >>63316834
>>63316829
youre missing out on all the amazing things the world has to offer though
>>63316846
>not going to university and getting a keg lifting degree
50k per year and you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want
>>63316846
The first rule you gotta follow about keg lifting is to grab the keg with both hands firmly and lift the keg with your knees or you will BTFO your back and you will never make 6 digits lifting beer kegs ever again
>>63316846
>canadians more inclined to explain memes than talk about hockey
Typical from a country who hasn't seen the Stanley Trophy since '93.
>>63316871
I like mountains and things when they're nice and warm. Thats why I went to the Appalachians in May. Getting cold just makes me miserable.
>>63316881
>tfw your uncle has his masters in keg lifting but blew out his back lifting one so a bungee jumper could do a kegstand mid jump
>finnish goaltending
>>63316924
Fucking rookie mistake smfh
>>63316846
not a meme senpai
only the fastest growing career in america
>>63316933
>tugga rasg :D
>>63316904
well this was iceland but I went in june so it made it up to 60f everyday. perfect tshirt weather. even had to cross some glacier streams that were about 40f
you aint seen the world til you've been on a volcano, glacier, jungle, dessert and wherever the fuck the next place I decide to go to is. was thinking about norway or denmark honestly
>>63316567
Thanks for nothing.
How's it feel this fucking loser got this, Bakersfield kek?
>>63317008
is he fucking wearing sweat pants?
>>63317008
she's not even white
>>63317035
Neither is anybody else from Bakersfield.
>>63315264
Larkin or Panarin from the Hawks are my bets for the Calder with McMeme hurt
>tfw realize the other people memeing on /hoc/ are real life 20-somethings with real life things they do
>>63317097
>im shitposting about sandwiches while studying art in the library at 2:30am
>>63317097
yes this isnt the real world to us this is where we escape the real world. sorry if you dropped out of high school to shitpost here
>>63317097
well yeah it's just memes senpai
>>63317097
I'm only posting here because it's a constant even when i'm on business trips.
>>63317097
It's actually just a big program. There's only about 200 real users of the site, everything else is procedurally generated. Didn't you ever notice that things tend be repeated a lot, just like textures in video games?
>>63317097
have you missed all the talk about being alcoholics and having wives and shit?
>>63317178
>rags
why did they trade him away ;_;
>>63317097
>20-something
I wish I was still that young, my friend.
>>63317218
>tfw no 16 yo puck bunny
>>63317253
>puck bunny
The are called puck sluts in highschool and their goal is to sleep with everyone on the team except maybe the goaler
>tfw no gf
>>63317282
>being this wrong
pedosota pls go, puck bunny is the correct term
>hasbs
>shorks
>>63317390
>bunlind
>>63317218
haha that's really cute
>>63317399
That ended up being 10x more satisfying than I expected
St. Louis Blues? More like St. Louis Elbows
>>63317729
spics btfo
McMeme out 3+ months
>>63317731
3 to 0 final score
Okay bud
Is there a dirtier, scummier team in the league then St Louis?
>Finnish Goaltending
Leave Eugene Malkin to me
>>63317767
Probably not tbf, Kane and zucker broke their collarbones and were back in like 7 weeks after surgery. Hell I broke mine and was pretty much good after 8, it was minor but I'm also not an athlete and had no urgery.
It all depends how out if place the bone is.
trade McMeme when and to who?
>>63317897
Never. McMeme retirement announcement when?
>>63317897
Nice bust dubs
Is Benn an elite captain?
>tfw McConnor, Tavares, Shattenkrik, Barkov and Kopitar all injuried
>tfw they all on my fantasy team
>wat do
JUST
>>63317944
Stop drafting meme players lel
Pick related, Prospects we did not ruin.
>mfw Auston Matthews already has his shoulder surgery booked
>>63318014
>yfw the treatment for the broken collarbone causes his hair to fall out and he begins to rape women and beat cabbies
>>63317218
Are finns minnesotans in disguise?
>>63316320
I would oil her.
>>63318106
No, Minnesotans are finns in disguise
>poopinajarvi is the best player since mario lemieux
>zach pareasy is the best player in the NHL
can you tell the difference?
>>63317218
>you will never be able to make a qt cry tears of joy by merely acknowledging them
>>63315479
>Best history
C'mon senpai habs tbqh especially if you need to point out number of cups. (24. Yes 24)
>>63318124
I should have known..
>>63318127
Tomas Hertl doesn't know that feeling (most likely).
how long will 'long term' be? anyone have any idea?
>mfw Larkin's point pace was just a little bit behind McMeme's
>>63318149
I'd guess weeks. They just want to play it up because it's McDavid.
>>63318135
Why do you bully with such a tired meme?
Minnesota has one of the largest Swedish American populations in the US. I mean some madmen still eat lutefisk.
Would you forsake Brodin like that?
>>63318149
As I said earlier Kane and Zucker came back in like 6-7 weeks. However that was for the playoffs. Also a clavicle, like all bones, can have a varying severity of break.
>>63317218
Anyone else find it sad her other friend was completely oblivious to what was happening and totally glued to her phone??
How embrassing
>Edmonton reddit fans on suicide watch
>>63318236
Its just bants m8. I have relatives in Minnesota myself, and would like to visit one day.
>eating lutfisk
Madmen indeed.
What kind of dinner you want senpai? Just meat and potatoes my shit up.
>>63315023
>Der Führer und Reichskanzler Leon von Draishoah
>>63318291
>More coilers tears
>tfw i spent the whole offseason posting things like >yfw connor mcdavid breaks his neck in his first game and dies on the ice on national television
>mfw it finally paid off and connor mcdavid broke his collarbone and is out long term
>mfw i injured connor mcdavid
>>63318365
>>63318291
I went there once and I got bowel cancer
coincidence??
>>63318380
meme magic, yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW0otG1buB8
>>63318315
Its nice, I hope you enjoy it if you do.
Though you won't escape the Somalians, they actually get recruited to join ISIS and and Al-Shabab in Minneapolis, feels bad man.
is larkins path to the calder cleared now?
>>63318380
Those aren't even related you jumbodumbo.
Honestly I feel that if Torres had stayed on the shorks his first game back from 41 games would be against the oilels and he would kill McDavid was a vastly underrated meme.
>>63318453
It'll either be Panarin, Larkin, or Lindberg most likely. Kikel is good but he's gotta step it up.
>>63318453
Panarin, Lindberg and Ehlers the only ones likely to challenge him
Domi's numbers are gonna come way back down to earth (high shooting %, shitty overachieving team)
>>63316977
There's nothing in Denmark if it's adventure you seek.
But I reckon you hate cold, camping and actual hard work when it comes to hiking/camping so I'm gonna keep quiet about cool places.
You failed to impress mate
>>63318365
Chances are they're not even from Edmonton. It's actually really likely.
Post more!
>tfw you can't even remember the last time your team had questionable goaltending
Feels good having one position always be consistent I suppose.
>>63318453
Who is Jared McCann
>>63318624
A shitty bust on a peepee poo poo team.
>>63318580
more tears incoming
>>63318687
It's like I'm peaking, fair weather tears are so delicious>
>>63318656
>5 goals
Stay mad desu
>>63318723
Larkin has 4 and 5 assists you kek :^)
>Only having 5 points
>>63318698
Why is Binland so hateful these days? Is it because of Finnish goaltending?
>>63318453
Parayko, bruh
>>63318408
I'm sure I will.
Meh. I grew up in an immigrant dense area, so I'm pretty used to it. And hey, not to be that guy. But sometimes they don't come back..
>>63318698
>juicy tears
>>63318740
It's because the oilels and habs shitposters have become so cancerous, the only cure is their tears.
Hell, even >laffs and cantpuck fans are tolerable and have more sense.
>>63318130
A lot of those cups are from the bullshit first expansion era where O6 teams beat up on Columbus tier teams
>>63318453
Mcdavid might still put of about 50 points imho he's still top choice to win if it's a 1 1/2 month collarbone thing.
Which team has the best mascot and why is it the Sharks?
>>63318818
>Implying
>>63318818
>>63318837
My two favorite 06 teams desu.
>>63318286
She just happened to be born in le wrong generation, can you blame her?
>>63318798
m8, Larkin is not far behind as it stands, and hes not going to stop producing while McDavid is out. Not to mention hes gonna have to get back up to speed after his injury.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0mCkXjitHY '
>1993 was 40 years ago
>>63314918
he has a broken collar bone, which isnt something like a concussion or knee injury that becomes a lifelong problem
Edgy bantz aside, anyone else feel legitimately happy that McMeme is injured? I mean I feel bad for the kid. But on the other hand fuck the Oilers.
>>63319403
No I'm not happy the best up and coming hockey player is injured. It's funny that you think the Oilers would be anything this year even with McDavid. You want the best players playing because it's the most entertaining to watch.
>>63318970
They'll probably both get around 50-60 points tbqh
That's a lot in this day and age cuz. I doubt mcjesus will be that far off, having had clavicle contusions myself it's really not so bad for your body as a whole
>>63319403
I'm just glad the circle jerk will be over for the most part
>>63319403
I only hate him because of the media hype
>Braden ".762" Holtby
>>63319403
I want McDavid to be a bigger bust than RG3. Because hype trains getting derailed is the most beautiful thing to watch.
>>63319543
When he's getting 2 ppg and wins the Art Ross you'll eat ur words
>>63319403
Yeah of course I feel bad for the kid but he's in oilers who have been atealing picks for the sake of being shit.
Fuck the delusional fags and most of all, the oilers
>>63319476
Nice meme
>>63319600
>this upset that Finland has never produced elite talent
>>63319619
>who is pulju
>feeling bad for millionaires who play a game for a living
>>63319619
can someone post the top15 career points? So we can get some reference. I hope there isn't too many americans.
>>63319651
A career 4th liner/13th forward on Columbus
>>63319664
Can someone post Olympic gold medals by country and the past 23 Stanley cup champions?
Also can anyone explain whether or not hockey is a team or individual sport?
>>63319681
BLOOOOOOWWWWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63316204
Falling for Atlantic Canada "absolute perfection" bait so hard.
>>633173082
Agreed!
>>63318135
Even the man in the back is getting wet.
>>63316038
TFW i did the shop but didn't change the text
>>63319681
really wonder how eastern germany is not stripped of all medals yet desu
>>63319403
I'd rather see him succeed but piss of the media/oilers organization in some way so that they feel conflicted about if they should worship him or not.
>>63319566
>Tuukka ".737" Rask
is brassard elite?
>>63319950
>Padqvist
>>63319950
>Best team in hockey
>Two finnish goaltenders
Coinsidence? Don't think so
McDavid toepicked. lol
>>63320084
>he thinks Dallas is the best team in the league
>Connor McToepick
>>63320182
>Implying it's not
Hasbeens just had a lucky start, they are crashing and burning before even the playoffs.
>>63320201
>standings mean everything
Hello new friend. How many days have you been following hockey?
With finns you win
>>63318135
>tfw girls will never look at you like that EVER
>>63320223
It's happened to me once by a chubs kinda qt girl at a convenience store and it was the weirdest thing ever.
Hey guys, is there a way to send "fan"mail to Jaden Schwartz.
I have him in my fantasy draft. Would like to send him my thoughts on his great gameplay in the past recent games
Listening to Pekka Rinne doing radio promos is the funniest shit.
>>63320208
>Long enough to have seen hasbs get kek'd out of the playoffs several times
>>63319118
Lmao thats amazing
>>63320272
>implying I think the Habs are the best team
>mfw Dallas wins the president's trophy and eliminated in the first round
>>63320084
>>63320060
Goalies with best sv% this season (5 or more games played):
1. Lundqvist 94.3%
2. Fleury 94.2%
3. Condon 94.1%
4. Neuvirth 93.9%
5. Crawford 93.8%
6. Price 93.6%
7. Halak 93.6%
8. Andersen 93.5%
9. Howard 93.4%
10. Luongo 93.4%
11. Allen 93.1%
12. Miller 92.7%
13. Hutchinson 92.5%
14. RINNE 92.5%
...
...
...
26. NIEMI 90.8%
...
29. Lehtonen 90.5%
>finnish goalies
>good
>>63320314
Finland on suicide watch
>>63320314
KEK POOPA RASK NOT EVEN RANKED
>Binland
>>63318365
>>63318291
I thought oilers fags were saying not to expect playoffs this year anyway
>>63320261
Link pls
>>63320329
>Poopa Rask
>87.6%
>>63320329
>>63320355
>Bobrovsky
>87.7%
>>63320355
>Lundqvist 94.3%
>Raanta 97.8%
same team
>>63320364
>rags
>>63320329
>Bruins 6-4-1
>Rask 87.6
>Gustavsson 91.4 and 3-0
is poopa getting benched for a leafs reject bros? will finland commit mass sudoku?
>>63320384
only after lundqvist is benched for a finn who hasn't worked out once in his life. LEL
>>63320314
...
...
...
Rask 87,6%
Ramo 87,1%
honorable mention: Ortio 86,8%
>>63320364
Goalies with best sv% this season (2 or more games played):
1. Enroth 98.4% (2 games played)
2. Raanta 97.8% (2 games played)
>>63320390
>this much delusion
finally
>>63319681
>non hockey medals
they dont count, son
>>63318593
how about 2015
>>63320384
boy I hope so, i love gustovsson
>>63318593
>Osgood
>Howard
>>63320617
neither does medals before 1998
>>63320747
truth
>oh wow our amateurs not banned from competition are better than russia's amateurs not banned from competition
>truly a miracle on ice
reminder to vote trump
>>63320329
and at what point exactly is the goalie permitted to trade his superiour save percentage for a ring?
>>63320805
Whenever they want, unless they are a Swedish man named Henrik Lundqvist
>>63320466
Nice job Germanbro. You'll overtake USA soon if Drai keeps it up.
>>63316507
>implying the Oilers would've reached the WCF even with McDavid
What happened to this team
>>63321014
playing filppula on the 3rd line center instead of him centering stamkos on the 1st line. It's like your coach forgot how they got to finals alltogether.
>>63319681
>1. Finland 3. Hungary 9. Estonia
Dat Finnic domination.
#freesemin
>>63314918
>he thinks a broken collar bone is a lingering injury
>>63321155
his arm sure is lingering lel
>>63321050
>tfw Finn but no win
Do you think we need more Finns?
Where were you when McJesus was kill?
>>63321167
>>63321201
Watching the Flyers play their worst hockey in some time
>>63321201
Jacking off to gay porn
>>63321283
>Sweden
>Yes
Is the Brodeur rule lifted?
>>63321309
i jack off to gay porn sometimes but that doesn't make me gay.
>tfw eating bean burrito
>>63320223
>tfw I've never sat next to the penalty box
>>63320466
can someone give me this link and pw I forget
>>63321427
pickuphockey.com
/hoc/ international pool
hockey
>>63321371
superior and greasy lunch comin through
>>63321475
What the fuck is that
>>63321470
thanks Jürgen
>>63321505
buffalo chicken cheesesteak from a food truck
>>63321329
the difference is the dicks in your gay porn aren't black so it's fine
MCMEME OUT FOR
M O N T H S
O
N
T
H
S
>>63321560
see you later meat and pertaters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRqqCBODXs
>>63321560
You're welcome, rest of nhl
https://twitter.com/JoshuaCooper/status/661960363945017344
>Chiarelli just sort of referred to McDavid's injury as "catastrophic"
this is the greatest day of my life
>>63321475
That looks very similar to my asshole after taking a hungover beer shit.
>>63321526
I'm glad I have a publix 5 minutes away.
Who can stop them?
>>63321581
>yfw Chiarelli forces McMeme back onto the ice 3 weeks before he's recovered and ruins his career
>>63320747
the difference is america isn't supposed to be good at hockey
>>63321626
The laffs
>>63321644
and asians are? top kek
>>63321626
>literally the dallas blackhawks
>stars
>playoffs
>>63321644
>hundreds of millions vs 5 million people
>>63321658
no you are, binland.
finns talk a lot about being good at hockey, but can't even produce 1 fluke gold medal.
even the UK managed to get one
>>63321709
>muh medals per capita
I thought it was a point of pride for you, but now it's a problem?
lmaoing at ur lyfe
>>63321317
pls clarify
This McDavid injury is a problem. Looks like we need a solution to this. A final solution.
goalers cant go past center ice during play but are they allowed to take penalty shots? they can in soccer. would be top bantz to have your goaler take one in a blowout
>>63321705
>elite scoring
>great blueline
>2 goalies and neither of them are swedes
Literally the definition of a cup winning team
>>63321742
Edmonton went from 25th in the league right back to bottom 2. How can one team get so many 1st overall picks yet be this much of an embarrassment?
>>63321774
Incorrect response
>>63321658
You're not Asian you delusional slav shitter.
>>63321774
>mediocre at best blue line
>29th and 30th goalies
Definition of a first round exit 2bh famm
>>63321768
wait, isn't the fouled player supposed to be taking the penalty shot? how would a goaltender get on a breakaway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRopvRERXmI
Draisaitls grandfather is a war criminal living in argentina.
>>63321733
>>63321712
Honestly even if only 2% of Americans were somehow involved hockey it would be more than there are Finns in Finland.
>>63321825
>In cases where a penalty shot that has been awarded where a specific player has not been fouled [Rules 205(e), 610(e & f), 614(b), 618(a) and 637(a)], the player selected to take the penalty shot shall be designated by the captain of the non-offending team from the players who were on the ice at the time the infraction occurred.
>If by reason of injury the player designated by the Referee to take the penalty shot is unable to do so within a reasonable time, the shot may be taken by a player selected by the Captain of the non-offending team from the players on the ice at the time the infraction occurred.
I guess they probably make it so youre not allowed to choose the other teams goalie. maybe I should've asked if in a shootout and a goalies really good at them if he can take one
>Not only is the NHL's average goals per game near an all-time low (it's at 5.34 per game so far this season, which would be one of the lowest averages in the modern era), but the gap between the highest-scoring teams and the lowest-scoring teams in the league is smaller today than it has ever been.
>During the past five seasons, the average gap between the highest and lowest scoring team was only 94 goals per season. Between 1989 and 1994, it was more than 150 goals per season. In the early 1980s, it was closer to 180 per season.
FUCK YOU BUTTMAN THIS IS DEAD PUCK ERA BULLSHIT
>>63321864
yeah, but sweden only has 10 million and they have 2 gold medals
whats your excuse now?
>>63321896
what does it matter if the numbers are bigger
>>63321896
>complain when Bettman changes the rules after the full season lockout to pump up scoring
>complain when he tells refs to let things go and scoring drops down
what do you actually want senpai?
>>63321922
I dunno about anyone else, but I was a commissioner that isn't a Jew.
>>63321785
Oilers are tied for 22nd in the league. If McDavid got BTFO and pic related wasn't scoring at a 2 points a game pace I'd be on suicide watch. Not to mention Eberle Christmas is around the corner.
>>63321920
>>63321922
I want him to stop fucking everything up. we're back to pre lockout numbers
>>63321973
that's almost entirely due to the decrease in pp opportunities
>>63321973
they should go back to real old school hockey. Ban the butterfly style goaltending
>>63321973
but what does it matter?
seriously? Why does number of goals matter? it could be 50 goals a game and the amount of excitement would be the same, it's just that the amount of excitement PER GOAL is different
it literally doesnt matter. If we get to soccer numbers, that just makes hockey goals THAT much more exciting.
>>63321904
We'll it's a long story but the tl;dr version is that Finns were too into Bandy in the early years (though the same can be said of Swedes but to a lesser extent) and it took well into the sixties for hockey to really get popular.
After that it took about 20 to 30 years for us to get our shit together and here we are now.
Swedes generally have been better at getting their shit together when it comes to team sports compared to Funland.
>>63322008
how much is kevlar in florida?
>>63322004
I know. I want clutch and grab to fuck off
>>63322020
because they dont call any penalties anymore and I dont like that
>>63322039
I'm from TN, baka desu senpai
>>63322049
forgot this
> oilers ruining another player
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS DESERVE TO MISS THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS
>>63322020
I don't think it matters how many go in, what I would like to see is scoring chance numbers but I think we only have recent data on that.
>>63322049
>because they dont call any penalties anymore and I dont like that
so then state that as your problem and not goals per game. Don't pussyfoot around the real issue
>>63322056
Southern friend
>>63322069
>oilers injured their own player
>>63322056
question stands. I need to know if I ever go to didney worl and need a sammich
>>63322069
Dont worry, they will
>>63316204
>Asia
>Not horrendous/revolting
Looks bretty gud
Who here /kellyfeels/?
>>63322069
That's the thing, we always get away with it. Welcome aboard Austin Matthews, thanks uncle gary!
>>63322081
fine. its ridiculous how drastic it is
>crying over memes
Deadmonton fans are pathetic desu, it's worse than being mad at a fucking sandwich
>>63322167
>baiting for asian hotties to be posted
im alright with it desu senpai
>>63322178
WHY IS THE GRAPH BACKWARDS
FUCK
>Edmonton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
>>63322222
tsekattu :D
>>63322222
sorry quints. I made it myself and didnt want to fuck around and put it in order
>>63322178
this is a horrible graph
>>63322222
hey, i got brenden smith quints
guess the redwings are fucked for all time now
>>63322222
Check'ed
Quints confirm, graph-Anon is a shit.
>>63321735
come ooooooon
>>63322248
It's god awful, better not make one at all
literally takes 2 seconds to put them in order with excel fuck off you heathen
>>63322289
do you prefer this one mohammad
>coilers
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>tfw you finish a pubsub for lunch and there's a whole 'nother half for din-din
>mfw I'm not a calikek or canautist
Feels good lads
>>63322344
shots fired on sideways netherlands
>>63321966
Please tell me you don't expect Leon to be even half that good for much longer?
>>63322360
>finish
>half
you a skeleton, boy?
>>63322384
Not even a Publixfag, but those things look massive. With a decent side, that's probably a good lunch.
Maybe you're fat?
>>63322426
220lbs 6'2" says you're right, but seriously who cant finish 12 inches of sandwich? I was doing that when I was 16 and 170
>>63322426
Skeleton manlet
just end yourself
>>63322466
>who cant finish 12 inches of sandwich?
Girls. I honestly don't understand how they survive.
>>63322466
Holy shit, I'm your height and weigh 90 lbs less than you. What a fat fuck.
>>63322500
its one of life's greatest mysteries
>>63322501
>fat as fuck
Not really. He's certainly not skinny but he's not fat as fuck.
>>63322522
>mfw I looked that up and it was real
why won't anybody answer me? If I didn't know any better, I 'd assume you 're ignoring me.
One day we will win more than one game in a row
>>63322501
You're skinny af senpai, I'm 6' 150lbs and I thought I was a skeleton.
Had a good side of a coworker's potato salad.
Do you faggots seriously just eat a sandwich and call it a meal?
http://m.clickorlando.com/news/armored-truck-driver-shot-in-head-at-publix-recovering/36201114
>go to publix
>get shot in the fucking head
No thanks.
>Eberle kill
>Schultz kill
>Klinkhammer kill
>Korpikoski kill
>McDavid kill ingame
>Still lose
>Phillthy
>Literally naming your city after cream cheese
>>63322802
Go to Wawa instead. I've been getting sandwiches there the past few weeks and haven't been shot once.
>>63322802
>mad
>at a fucking grocery store
>>63322802
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/crime/2015/10/29/suspect-sought-carjacking-publix-port-richey/74815782/
>Be 83 years old
>Go shopping at Publix
>Get your car stolen
baka Sandwich lovers will actually defend this
>he lives in the south and goes to Publix
O boy I'm laffin baka desu senpai
>Oilers lose Connor McDavid for 'months' with broken clavicle
Just fucking kill me
>>63322501
>6'2 130lbs
2spooky you're like 30lbs underweight
>>63322889
Winn Dixie is for poor people
>>63322898
>The City of Philthy
https://youtu.be/jamHH-F7hzw
>Publix fans will actually defend this
>>63322501
you only weigh 130, senpai?
>>63323023
>>63323023
>>63323023
new desu senpai
>>63323023
>>63323023
>>63323023
>5'6", 225lbs
>16" biceps
>23" shoulders
I love being manly. I feel sorry for you weak skeleton losers.
>tfw went through high school being 110 and 6'1
>tfw 155 now but still incredibly self conscious
I don't think I'll ever feel good about myself f am
>tfw you have A&P
>>63323046
Well considering I'm 5'10 165 and still pretty skinny, I'd guess you're probably still kinda scrawny senpai
>>63323040
>5'6"
literal manlet
>>63322960
fatty should have took his pants off first
holy pepperonis , /sp/ is full of fucking manlets
>>63318286
she was recording it you fucking moron
tfw McCalder won't play until next year
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