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EDM:Source: "Not looking great" after latest talks tonight between McDavid, boards.
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk (groin) out again Wednesday
STL:NHL fines Ryan Reaves for roughing on Kopitar
COL:Jarome Iginla sparks Avs to win
EDM:Taylor Hall picks up three points against PHI
EDM:Connor McDavid's injury a long-term one
LA:Jhonas Enroth posts shutout vs. Blues
LA:Anze Kopitar leaves Tuesday's game with UBI
OTT:Kyle Turris scores OT winner vs. Habs
DET:Dylan Larkin scores GWG vs. Bolts
DAL:Tyler Seguin scores hat trick in win over BOS
NYR:Henrik Lundqvist stops 32 in win over Caps
reminder: if you can't finish a publix sammich you are a woman
First for >our year.
MCMEME HAS BEEN CREAMED
>Publix PR team will defend this
https://youtu.be/jamHH-F7hzw
What kind of pubsub should I pick up tonight? TNbro had Italian, so I don't want that.
>>63323023
man those are some busted puck sluts
>the city of columbus
>>63323023
Is the Brodeur rule lifted?
>>63323063
We don't have Publix up here, can you post a picture of one of their sangwitches?
>People actually eat sandwhiches from a grocery store deli
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
>Happy
>At a Sandwich
>Conner "Made of Glass" McDavid
Do the oilers have the Bobby Lane Curse of the NHL?
>>63323118
Those burritos are almost entirely rice and mediocre beans. The only good thing about chipotle and is their hot sauce.
>>63323141
You mean the Turco rule?
>>63323118
overpaying for vegan friendly hipster chow
>>63323148
I honestly havent seen one either, but if i'd be surprised if it's bigger than 12 inches.
yesterday I had a large Pot Belly sammich, (Mediterranean with chicken) AND a side of mac n cheese
I mean, I'm fat but who can't at least finish a sammich?
How does it feel to be short?
>tfw not a publixfag
>tfw watching people get mad at sandwiches
what's wrong with you Canada
Mcmeme will never be the same as he was before the injury
>>63323118
step aside, senpai
>tfw tortorella wins the jack adams
canes are cute!
>>63323178
>>63323195
>mad at a fucking burrito
>mad at wraps
It's not my fault your tiny girl stomachs can only eat half
>>63323225
it's hilarious really
>>63323182
the rule that said goalies have a specified area in which they can move.
>>63323232
>tfw theres no qdoba where you live
>>63323170
>People actually get mad at sandwiches from a grocery store deli
>>63323237
if your town does not have a mexican joint where you can get a better burrito for cheaper you are flyover as fuck
>>63323209
Are you the DC area potbelly poster from yesterday? Do you live in Fairfax County senpai? There's like 3 new Wawas in Woodbridge and they're pretty based desu.
>Braden ".773" Holtby
>eating mcdonalds, burger king etc. shit
Lmao
>tfw just tall enough to avoid manlet "omg but he's short" comments from girls at bars and also blessed with handsome face, good jawline and great facial hair
Ugly tall niggas on suicide watch
>>63323259
>>63323232
Chipotle>Moes>Literal Garbage>Qdoba
It must suck being broke
>>63323232
Moe's is better
>>63323232
Qdoba > Cheap Ole
>>63323296
This
>>63323285
No, I'm from Grand rapids michigan
I was trying pot bellys for the first time. It's okay. They don't have much on the menu
>>63323148
This is what I picked up today. About 11 inches, and that's a half.
>>63323280
Lmao you really are mad at a burritos, aren't you?
Show me where the burrito touched you, we can work through this
>>63323280
who is this semen saint
>>63323295
Literally every chipotle is closed where i live because of e coli
fuck chipotle for at least a year
>>63323170
Where do you get your subs, m8?
>>63323352
>living in the north west
Gross
>>63323352
This. Dumb spic tries to stump Publix, and they pick the joint that caused an outbreak.
Seriously, we should get some research on this. What exactly is it about pubsubs that make people so mad?
>>63323362
>not phoning in a grinder at winco that is ready after you check out and washing it down with an ice cold shasta root beer
>>63323231
26 days in the regular season
Is that the fastest an Oilels pick has been ruined thus far?
>>63323387
They are just jelly they don't have Publix in their shit hole cities.
>>63323232
>>63323259
>nearest chain burrito joint is an hour away
>local burrito joints are everywhere
>still miss Qdoba
Living, why do this?
>>63323280
>tfw high mexican population because migrant workers pick apples up here
feels tasty
god bless mexicans
>Seguin hattrick against the Broons
>Iggy 2+1 against the Flams
>MemeDavid ded
What a dank night
>>63323433
tfw BBC burritos for $7 because of mexicans here
>>63323380
it's wherever the meat is coming from whats gross
>>63323412
Right. But I don't have, say, In n' Out. Yet people don't sperg out and get mad.
I'm telling you, there's something about Publix and their subs that triggers the rest of the world violently. Hell, it's even international.
>>63323445
>tfw 3 minute drive to authentic mexican food joint
>you can get cow tongue tacos
>>63323445
Fugg now I want a big greasy burrito from Carolinas.
>tfw live in Arizona so god tier hole in wall mexi joints on every corner
>>63323445
>amerifats
>>63323450
>I'm telling you, there's something about Publix and their subs that triggers the rest of the world violently. Hell, it's even international.
forced memes, thats why. No one else but publix posters gives a shit about what kind of sandwiches their area has, because we have other shit to care about
people might be mad at sandwiches, but that's only because people are actually PROUD of sandwiches.
>>63323400
>not doing the same with a pressed cuban sandwich at publix and washing it down with southern sweet tea
>Crysby & McMeme both suck ass
>Canada still the GOAT in scoring
Feels good lads, when Kane gets sentenced it'll be an ethnically cleansed top 5
>>63323400
>literally referring to your subs using the same term as a homosexual hookup site
>>63323554
grinder subs were a thing way before faggot fornication apps
>>63323501
this guy sounds mad af @ a sandwich desu senpai
we are veering dangerously close
>>63323332
If it's that big, I'd have to be hungry. Many years ago, the first time I tried Quiznos (I think it was one of the first ones in Canada, about 15 years ago) I ate two 12in. subs back to back. It was post bar-hopping though, so my appetite was primed.
>>63323543
Parise is better than Kane
>>63323707
>chubs
>>63323696
What a fat fuck. Jesus Christ.
>>63323678
>tfw forced 3 day vacation
>>63323707
Pacioretty is better than both of them tbqh
>>63323762
one of my slags was in there
Are hockey jerseys worth it tomodachi?
>>63323770
He's Pavelski tier. That isn't an insult but seriously fuck off you Habs fan faggot
>>63323252
well?
>>63323824
>tomodachi
aliexpress.com
>>63323907
is the quality as bad as it looks?
>>63323405
they were all ruined the second they were drafted by the Oilels senpai
>>63323958
as long as you order from a seller with good rating the quality will be fine
>>63323870
Pavelski is better than them too though.
>only Habs fans can appreciate good wingers
what
>>63323899
It's jsut that I see goalies venturing out in the open again. A simple one line explanation should suffice.
>>63324083
You're that stupid expat faggot and everyone knows it. You're meme is shit and the Habs will lose to the fucking Penguins 1st round because Price is Varlamov tier but plays in the greasy fucking eastern conference.
Who will play them in the SCF?
>>63324192
I literally don't care about Montreal at all. It's just fact.
Fuck make a strawpoll so /hoc/ can fairly decide
>>63323958
>>63323984
I got a winter classic one for $30. looking at it, it doesnt LOOK bad, but wearing it you can definitely tell it's not that great.
This is comparing my knockoff to the official $150 winter classic I got for my dad. The material is much better on the official ones, but you can't tell unless you actually feel it. The embroidering is different too.
>>63324214
Tiger Woods
>>63324246
here you go
http://strawpoll.me/5920989
http://strawpoll.me/5920989
http://strawpoll.me/5920989
>>63324246
Why would I make a kekpoll when half of /hoc/ is fucking retarded memesters?
Polling retards? No. I only pole your mom you stupid bitch
>>63324313
>being this mad
fuck I'll do it then
http://strawpoll.me/5921003
>>63324214
NHL 16 players
>>63324359
>mad at memes
hfboards might be more your speed
The flames will win two in a row one time
>>63323063
To anyone who lives in South FL, try the Miami Dolphins sub. Unlike the team, its actually really fucking good.
>>63323760
Lol I'm not even fat, that's the thing. I just fucking loved that Quiznos sub. Quiznos was better back then before they tried to become a Subway clone.
>>63324369
He's not pat rape.
He's Patforcefull Kane
Memes
>>63324359
http://strawpoll.me/5921056
http://strawpoll.me/5921056
http://strawpoll.me/5921056
>>63324548
Nope.
>>63324622
desu senpai
>>63324632
>norge
>>63324632
there was a norge who said "I grew into metal after I grew out of jazz" and I thought it was hilarious.
Btw, could you please answer me that question>>63324148 >>63323141
?
>>63324369
TYBPARISE
GREASE USE FUCKING GOOGLE YOU AUTIST
>>63324885
Don't acknowledge it
told you the oilers would ruin mcdavid
>>63324885
He's not even autistic, just very dense, like typical dirty Europeans (Greece, Italy, Austria, etc). Very dumb populations.
le baby
>>63324885
no, I want to learn it in /hoc/, where the discussion is. You use google.
>>63324966
What a shit franchise desu. Back into irrelevance they go!
KOKOKOKOKOMOKOKOKOKO
>>63325027
the answer to whatever your question is is 5
>>63324988
It's cause of their breeding with turks and other dirty moslem peoples, north africans, etc. Very impure bloodline.
>>63324458
how's the clan doing?
>>63324769
I'd like to post in a Metallic thread, though. Where was it?
Brodeur rule is still active, why would they have the area behind the goal marked if not?
>>63325063
>not 42
It's like you believe in god or something
>>63325195
filtering grease desu
>>63325107
good thinking, but I always see goalies going everywhere. Unless in my head the area behind the net is smaller than it is.
There was a thread yesterday about the football finals, where someone really famous performs at the half time show and this year's are Metallica, so there was a discussion about heavy metal.
>>63324988
Kek. Greece and Italy literally created modern civilization, mathematics, and science and is the birthplace of some of the greatest minds the world has ever known, and Austria has it's own rich history with it's genius musicians, etc. You are a very stupid and ignorant person. Pick up a book sometime retard.
>>63325098
Better than the Flames,but similarly to the flames giving up easy goals far too often
>>63324885
>>63324923
just filter him la
>>63324988
No, it's autism. Grease clearly has no fucking friends and desperately wants attention.
She's after your (you)s, don't give them to her.
>Deadmonton
>Ruining the careers of promising stars
Pick both
>>63325289
Was that before or after they all started getting raw dogged by black dicks?
>>63324966
was there ever any doubt?
>>63325441
>That flag
>This post
>tfw no smuk
>>63325532
>canagays
>>63325628
>>63325691
>Those flags
>These posts
>>63325324
Does anyone ever talk about the name clan, and the kkk? There's a university team here that has the name. Occasionally black people joke about how they're scared to play them, or with former players.
>>63325289
USA BTFO
S
A
B
T
F
O
>>63325441
They never did. Maybe some Arab cock in the South of Italy and Greece, but not enough to make a difference.
(Is it me or are the pciture captchas getting harder?)
>>63325691
>a man so alpha he can pick up lesbians at a pride parade
wait..
the laffs beat the stars?
LAFFS ON NOT BEING TERRIBAD WATCH??
>>63325939
Well we all knew that Harper was impotent. Nice to have a new premier with warm blood in his body.
>>63325862
Nah because we're Scottish so clan has different meaning over here. When we score we shout sieve and point at the opposition keeper. And I remember at my first game for one second I thought we were chanting Heil and nazi saluting
>>63325618
JUST SMUK IT ALL UP
>>63325925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM
>>63326157
>When we score we shout sieve and point at the opposition keeper
Heh. We do that too
>>63325289
Doesn't mean they aren't dense at this point in history. Fuck off, dago.
Could pubsubs save Canada from their kekoldry?
>>63326288
>Because it's 2015
>>63326288
Gender parity can fuck off in 2016, though
>>63326186
Yeah, I've seen that. I love that scene, even if it isn't entirely true. If it were, Sicilians wouldn't have created such a vast and powerful criminal organization like the mafia, would they?
>>63326387
why wouldn't they?
>>63326170
i-is that you
>>63326288
what a meme country
>>63326333
It's the CURRENT YEAR, why don't you hold LIBERAL OPINION? C'mon
Why hasnt Reaves had a hearing scheduled for butt ending Kopitar?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/trudeau-sworn-in-at-rideau-hall/article27096353/
>cana pussywhiped
>>63326288
>straight 50/50 split
Fuck, this is worse than nepotism or cronyism.
>>63326387
The only thing they were good at was crime and making spaghetti thanks to being half nig.
>>63326288
trudeau is a pimp god damn
>>63326288
>2015
>still disagreeing with progressive bullshit
>>63326277
Because it takes brains (and balls) to do that. That should be evident to anyone with one.
>>63326425
sorry fa m
>>63326452
those guys are protecting our northern territories from the Russians show some respect la'
>>63326463
Food, culture, crime, automobiles, fashion, art, plus many more. I wouldn't expect an ameridumb to understand things like that though.
>>63326273
Who is your team?
>>63326449
>ad /hoc/
>>63326452
>Canadian military prowess
#KopitarLivesMatter
#SuspendReaves
>>63326597
>>63326558
The only thing they're known for is taking black dicks and committing crimes. Are you a greasy dago wop by chance?
>>63326602
America you have to stop this.
>>63326157
that sounds awesome
I once got 4 friends to sit front row at a WHL game. This current AHL goalie for Edmonton, Bunz was in net. We called him out all game. Then he made a minor save with his glove, slapped his stick on the ice and pointed at us.
>>63326602
ITS OVER
CANADA IS FINISHED
QUICK LETS INVADE THEM AND TAKE ALL THEIR OIL
>>63326788
thats a terrible story
>>63326733
>y-yeah, ignore our elected o-officials, look at this p-person instead!
>>63326723
Working on it desu senpai
>>63326602
Holy shit this can't be real
>>63326788
Sounds like you got rekt
>>63326463
>>63326717
Take a look at this graph if you can read it, stupid. Should I believe actual, hard numbers or some dumb American hick's opinion? Get back to your Nascar general, you fat ugly fuck.
Post memes
>>63326602
He served 4 tours and was the first Sikh to lead troops
He's qualified as fuck
>>63326848
>Tranny is their self proclaimed GOAT athlete
>Nigger is their current leader
>>63326953
He can't be trusted
>>63326953
i personally know 2 people who have served 4 tours can they be minister of defence too?
>>63326953
Except a conflict of interest will arise if the Punjab ever becomes an unstable region or increased activity. Which is very possible.
As much as reddit has told you, sikhs are not brotier.
>>63326928
Greaseball half nig detected. U sound mad af desu senpai. Pic related, it's ur mum ;)
>>63326976
He WAS the best athlete, he now has mental illness brought on by prolonged exposure to Kardishians. Still better than any Canadian athlete
>>63327020
Did they win their riding and do they have a strong administrative background and close counsel to our PM?
>>63327052
Except it literally won't, his obligation is to Canada and Canada only. He lives here, he works here, his family is here.
>>63327067
>Americaitlyn "tv shows"
>>63327084
>strong administrative background
kekked pretty good anon thank you
>>63327097
WEED
>>63327084
You better have him publicly address the issue then. If the Punjab ever becomes a point of interest for us ('cause, face it, you do what we say), that will be a massive conflict of interest.
But, he's the most qualified, right >>63326288
>>63327084
No matter how you spin it, its a conflict. You can't wear that thing on your head and tell me you are with me no matter what. If it comes down to it he will show his true intrests
>>63326882
I don't know, he's the one who got drafted by Edmonton.
I don't like the idea that someone born and raised in India is in charge of our military
someone born and bred in Canada with a military background should be in charge desu
>>63327169
Lol
>>63327197
Yes you can. The same could be said for retarded bible humpers. Just look at your republican candidates. Ben Carson is an absolute fucking mong and people support him, largely religious people. If he wins then those religious nutjobs are allowed to dictate policies for the entire country. I much rather have a Sikh that's also a veteran and police officer as our minister of defense than a retard that takes the bible as fact.
>>63327052
Because Canada would have a strong involvement in a conflict between two countries with nuclear weapons.
MoD is a nothing ministry in Canada. The guy just goes to military events.
Canada isn't like America, where there's elected officials with power. The Liberals and Conservatives both retain a staff of policy experts who make the suggested action for the PM. Being a minister is just a figurehead. The only ministry that actually matters is finance.
>>63327067
Didn't expect an intelligent response. Oh and I am mad. I'm a temperamental person, I don't hide that. If you were here right now I'd curb stomp you.
>>63327343
I dont trust either desu, but I trust the one who looks like he would suicide bomb me inside his Qwik e mart less
OFFICIAL PETITION TO DISSOLVE THE EDMONTON OILERS FOR CRIMES AGAINST HOCKEY.
REPLY TO SIGN.
>>63327199
stop bullying Edmonton, they are still grieving
>>63327444
(YOU)
>>63327423
>implying our brown people bomb people
Also our last 2 MoD's didn't even serve in the Canadian military and they were both white dudes. This is a step up.
>>63326288
God I hate Justin Trudeau
>>63327444
F
>>63327469
What about those dudes who shot up the government building last year?
>Canadian politics again
Time to get back on topic
>>63327421
>resorting to threats he can't back up
Sad desu senpai baka
>>63327561
Tell me where you live and I will back it up pussy. Ball's in your court faggot.
>>63327469
Air India?
>>63326288
>mfw that's real
oh no
I want to get off this ride
>>63327607
2575 thatcher ave, henderons NV 89052
HEY CONNOR
WERE THE XRAYS CONCLUSIVE?
>>63327728
*henderson
>>63326288
>>63327625
canadians are forever banned from accusing other nations of being more brown than they are
Who's ready for a 3 day vacation?
>tfw put $500 on Eichel to win the Calder at the start of the season
Literally shaking right now
I love when /hoc/ goes full /int/ and all I takes is one comment
>>63327893
>implying it wont be domi
>>63326928
man, we 're even stupider than americans.
>>63327811
hockey sure is interesting huh guys
> tfw you made a fake twitter post about McDavid having a season ending injury yesterday and he actually did
I think I have magic powers
#2 spooky senpai
>>63327343
Funny enough, that bible thumping nigger also has, and called other candidates to do the same, clearly stated that he would subjugate his religious beliefs to his job as president.
This is why a Catholic president (JFK and Al Smith who lost in large part because of it) was so controversial. Sikhs would fall under that potentially problematic situation as well.
>>63327966
you have the gift
>>63327052
welp better not let any catholics in the army either
>>63327893
>mfw I sparked the Publix discussion and later segued to the Canautist politics
Should I get a trip ;^)
>>63327793
They make up 1.2% of Canada's population, but are 10% of our cabinet...
if trump wins I'm moving to america
>>63327197
fug guess no jew hats or crucifixes either we solviet style state athiesm now
>>63327728
you dun goofd
>>63325939
that's a beautiful picture. People should love one another, not destroy each other.
>>63328048
He'll be out for months. So earliest he's back is probably January. I doubt they'll have him back on the ice right away though, they'll probably give him extra time to recover. So the season's as good as lost by Feb/the trade deadline, no?
>>63328058
No, you just assuage those fears to rest. JFK did a fine job of it (helps that no one gets, or really cares about excommunication).
I think a Sikh could absolutely do it too. Just make sure you don't keep Sikh bodyguards or you gonna get Gandhi'd
>>63328162
If Kane's injury is any indication he should be back before the trade deadline
>>63326928
that's not a graph
>candian edukayshn
>>63328048
forgetting about larkin. he is the top goal scoring option at on the wing right now and when datsyuk comes back he will probably put up even more points. if the wings make it to the playoffs he will be a big reason for it and that should be enough for him to get the calder
>>63327365
I'm impressed, ameribro
>>63326485
You have one ball? What's up, Bill?
>>63326288
Literally worse than our government
Tip top kek
>>63328453
That is saying something
red wings posted this guy
pretty nice scarf, if not for the DTE energy logo
>Americaitlyns
>>63328453
It literally is, Sweden... Our PM is keking our whole country
>>63323023
do the CBJ girls suck as much as the blue jackets or do they do a lot of C BJs?
>>63328574
LELMAO
>americaitlyns
>>63328579
that first one looks like she could give you an oral circumcism
Which two would you choose for your team, /hoc/?
>>63328453
Not quite, but definitely getting there. Hope you guys can turn it around.
>>63328563
>legalized sodomite marriage 10 years before we did
>that flag
>that post
>>63328563
>American trannies
>>63328632
>those woman
>probably never even held a gun before
>>63328622
either that or shave down the finer parts of your scrotum
>>63328694
stroking a cock is the same as pulling a trigger, right?
>>63323285
I am the DC PotBelly poster
is wayne simmonds elite?
>>63328770
Sup brah. Where in the area you at?
>>63328800
Are Canadians white?
What happened to Memedavid?
I just got Gamecenter for my girlfriend as an early Christmas present. Foreseeing a nice bj in my near future.
a real man wrecked his skinny girl neck
>>63328824
I'm actually in the PG county area, but I'm just a short metro ride away from DC
>>63328839
>gamecenter
>not hockey streams
enjoy your blackouts
>>63328563
Real Talk.
>How would the reactions be if some major player came out as gay?
>Who would be the least surprising gay player right now
>Implying Crosby doesn't have the dick-sucking party lips
>>63328727
In that case your mum is quite familiar with full auto rifles
FLAMES
>>63328888
are there any french players in the nhl? I bet its one of them or a dirty quebeccer
RIP Jesse Puljujarvi's hockey career.
It was killed when McMeme died.
>>63328925
Wouldn't know, I'm just living here for studies
>>63328925
Antoine Roussel
Cristobal Huet was French as well.
Eichel desu
>>63328883
Hockey streams is a sketchy site and is impossible to get an invite for. With Gamecenter you can watch literally any game you want. With blacked out games you just have to wait after the fact. Plus those blacked out games are on TV anyways.
>>63329002
>2015
>watching tv
>>63328955
>mfw the Poolers will now get to draft based Pulju
>>63328925
only knew stephane da costa desu
>mfw I'm not a Canautist
>>63328982
crystalball always had the best masks
>>63323023
> thanks for buying my dinner, Anon
>>63329037
What even happened to Huet, did he fuck off to Europe?
>>63329061
n-n-no pppppp-problem. I always wanted to take you out for a Happy Meal.
>tfw its cold as fuck outside
worst time of the year desu lads
>>63329094
He plays for Lausanne in the Swiss Elite League according to Hockeydb.
>>63329094
yeah when looking for some of his masks I came across this. he's playing in switzerland and is almost 40
http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/hockey-washington-capitals/talk/where-are-they-now-cristobal-huet
>>63327728
>2575 thatcher ave, henderons NV 89052
Expect me one day faggot
>>63329146
>wanting to go to that shithole
>>63323445
Saturday night Flyers win, a puff of the devils lettuce, a trip to Jin's in Soyth Street. You fools don't know........ Don't know.......
>>63329099
> Do I have something in my teeth?
>>63329241
Frok
>>63329241
dohohohoho
>>63329241
top shelf memery
>>63329217
I go to Vegas from time to time so it's more convenient than Alabama or some other shithole like that.
>>63329241
> Am I a dirty whore?
Amerisubs how are your celebrating National sandwich day?
>>63328888
I could see Yakupov coming out.
More likely it'd be an under-the-radar guy.
>mcdedkid
>>63329418
it was yesterday sven
This might be the first draft since '99 to not have a Canakek in the top 3.
>>63329494
teams will regret drafting those big dumb finns
finnish forwards always bust, fact
>>63325618
>tfw small smuk
>>63329494
isn't chychrun canadian on paper?
>best best team in hockey
>>63329527
>tfw large smuk
>>63329584
He didn't move to Canada until like last year. He's from Florida.
>>63329617
who /publix/ here
Welcome to Edmonton Jesse
>>63329584
Yes he is Canadian
seguin: 8-12-20 +4
eriksson: 4-7-11 +2
>>63329807
>born in florida
>played hockey in michigan
does the canadian government hand out turbo citizenships for future NHLers? isn't it hard for normal people to get the canadian citizenship?
>>63323023
I want to fugg that blonde semen demon in the front. Who's with me?
>>63329865
I prefer the girl behind her desu
>>63329865
I heard her name is Serpentra
>Avs finally playing up to potential
Pepper your angus central division
HE'S AT IT AGAIN BOYS
>>63329241
>>63329061
is that gretskys daughter?
>>63329861
Father was a Canadian-born NHLer
And no, with the new government, the darker your skin, the quicker you're in
>>63330020
o fug i see a benis
Is this our year?
>>63330182
Gretzky's daughter is so fuggable
>>63330219
'no'
>>63330222
Spoopy Skellingdon
>tfw your team is almost as bad as the laffs
oc t b h l a d s
Who /Singas/ here?
We did it senpai
http://www.newsday.com/opinion/columnists/randi-marshall/islanders-fans-win-nassau-da-race-for-madeline-singas-vote-against-kate-murray-1.11057392
>>63330429
>Americans so keked their reason to live are Canadian players
>>63330414
>almost
Doubt that. No one is as bad as the laffs
>>63324460
>Miami Dolphins sub
>The 2015 limited-edition, Latin-flavored submarine sandwich features sliced Boar's Head Chipotle Chicken with freshly fried plantains and topped with peach mango salsa on your choice of sub roll.
>Prices are $5.99 for a half and $7.99 for a whole.
I think i'll get one tomorrow desu.
>Haven't watched an Oilers game yet this year
>Never got to see McDavid
>Career is already forever ruined
I never got to witness.
>>63330567
goes both ways; Most Blue Jays are American and Dominican and yet all of Canada was slobbering over their balls a few weeks ago
>>63330747
RUINED
>>63330222
is that pic pre or post babby though?
>>63330747
Just go watch some old Eric Lindros footage from the early 90's.
>>63330797
maybe the pic was the reason the babby was formed
>>63330772
Fuck off Judas
Peter Chiarelli seems like a cool manager and guy.
>>63330772
>He believed the Canada's team narrative
Kek
Cant wait to see Ehlers BTFO the >laffs
Laffs thread?
>it took the laffs a month to get a home win
>laffs
Gamethread where? I wanna shitpost a little harder
>come home
>Pääjärvi will play for St Louis tonight
Ayy lmao.
Good thing I put a bet on Chiraq then :^)
>>63331022
>implying Ehlers won't be force fed Babcock's cock
This man is still the best player in the world to be honest family(tbhfam)
>>63330747
I highly doubt this is a career ending injuries. Breaking a collarbone isn't quite the same as blowing out your knee or something
>>63331072
Not thus far this season though tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you family)
>Laffs
>re1mer
>laffs
>>63331162
He's just having a bad start țbh
>>63331072
>>63331162
Is Crosby just having bad luck so is he pulling a Semin and is no longer motivated?
>>63331205
I have no idea. Crosby doesn't seem like the type to have motivational problems.
Maybe he threw out his lucky jock
>>63323140
Literally everyone in ohio is ugly, bro. Have you ever seen a Reds, Cavaliers or Bengals game on TV? Everyone in the stands is straight beastly.
>>63331202
Probably.
>>63331205
I don't exactly know why it's going the way it does. But I do believe it is temporairly. He might not have a supder duper season, but I think heäll bounce back.
>>63331263
>straight beastly
Found the black
>>63331324
>posting on /hoc/
>black
Pick one, retard
>>63331396
>Evander Kane
>not a /hoc/-poster
>>63331324
>negros
>on my beloved /hoc/
Will President Trump send them back to Africa?
When will TSN stop with Onatraio(Toronto) bias? I'm fucking sick of this shit already, no one cares about the shitty Leafs and their shit players.
>>63331417
I wouldn't even be surprised.
Does anyone know of hokkei players who are regular, avid /sp/ers?
>seguin posting about the stars
>kane spamming kane.png and kane2.png
>duthtin bwown posting bean burritos
>torts posting who /5thline/ here
Is Fleury elite?
>>63331417
>Sweden in charge of all things black
top 10 players in the NHL:
1) Sidney Crosby
2) Alex Ovechkin
3) Jamie Benn
4) Carey Price
5) Erik Karlsson
6) Patrick Kane
7) Vladimir Tarasenko
8) Steven Stamkos
9) Mark Giordano
10) Jonathan Tavares
Honorable mention but might be ded:
Connor McDavid ( RIP )
meat and potatoes tier:
Pacioretty
Toews
>>63329590
>beaten by the laffs
k y s t b h
>>63331461
>Stamkos getting all the shit around Publix started
>>63331502
>Sweden in charge of all things black
>a black in charge of everything american
Does this mean that we rule over USA? Sweet
>>63331205
It's the Phil Kessel affect. He's a parasite and sucks the motivation out of the entire team.
>>63331456
Half of Canada's population lives in Ontario
>>63331456
Jesus fuck
Is that a hockey site or a personal blog
>>63331567
You wish, c u c k
Start paying for your own defense and maybe we'll talk
>>63331597
What?
>>63331576
Yeaaaaaaaahhh no.
>Babcock wants bigger nets
Kek, maybe you should find some players who aren't trash Mikey
>>63331520
>Giordano
>top 10
pick one
>>63331205
At the start of the season, Crosby just wasn't shooting. Now it's mainly bad luck. Media has been hard on him not producing yet this season, but the team is winning. He's being moved down low on the PP, so that could very well be the key to retaining his place as the best in hockey.
>>63331456
>NHL literally cannot stop sucking McMeme's dick
>everyone is surprised when "McMeme is kill" is every headline
>>63331642
>bad luck
>meme excuse t b h
Small margins can make all the difference. But it's not just bad luck.
>>63331642
Did Crosby not pay the refs this season? Is he in financial trouble?
>>63331417
I visited family in Buffalo this Summer and Evander Kane was driving around the city with his Porsche's windows down yelling "Fuck Winnipeg". Pretty based.
>>63331689
Except it is, unless he's hiding an injury.
>>63331746
I wish I could believe this. I hope it's true.
>>63331752
No.
jordan eberle is better than mcmeme and he'll be back very soon i'm not worried at all
>>63331774
Explain. I'll wait.
>>63331801
>Jordan Eberle
>better than McMeme
>>63331804
What is there to explain? I don't believe in pure bad luck. I don't know exactly what's wrong. Maybe it's his motivation, maybe he is hiding an injury (sorry for being unclear, of course that could be true), maybe he had a shit summer camp etc. How would I know.
>>63331833
I meant in the short run. Obviously mcmeme will be better in a short matter of time, but eberle is gonna come back and put up more points than mcmeme would be able to right now.
>>63331801
This t b h
>>63328883
>>63329002
use a vpn, I can watch any game I want on gamecenter after buying a vpn for 29.99 for a whole year(free vpns are botnet)
just load the vpn when connected to the stream then after it loads disconnect from it so you don't lag
>>63331443
and Santa Claus bring the presents at christmas
>watch laffs game
canadians literally play rush songs on the organ
>canakeks pay 40 bucks to stand
>>63332115
What's wrong with Rush?
>>63332171
i thought it was just a trailer park boys meme
>>63332171
how's it feel to be a senior citizen?
>>63332171
rush sucks
HE KNIVES IT AWAY
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF
OHHHHH WHAT A SAVE
AND THEN IT'S SENT ON PAST THE LINE
IT'S WAFFLEBOARDED IN TO THE ZONE
AND IT'S FLOATED ON THROUGH
OOOOHHH WHAAT A SAVEEE
IT'S POPPED UP ANDDDDD
OHHHHHHH ANOTHER SAVE
WOW ACTION AT BOTH ENDS OF THE ICE!
>well doc, let me tell ya, we've been seeing meme saves all over the place
>if the talk between the benches is anything to go by we've got a meme game here
>back up to you, but not before i tell you about where this meme forward played peewee
THANKS PIERRE
WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S ROLLED BACK IN
A SHOT
ANNNNDDD
A SAVE BY THE KNEELING GOALIE
WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
MORE AFTER THIS, ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT RIVALRY
THE NIGHT YOU LOVE TO HATE
>yfw the tortorella jackets win the cup
>yfw McBusted never plays again, having developed a pathological phobia of the boards
>>63332371
>yfw he brings the Cup to a Publix and gets shot
>>63332439
He's already brought the cup to one before, I don't see why this time would be more dangerous
>>63331983
I still disagree. McMeme would of probably scored 70 to 80 points if he was healthy.
>mcdedkid
>>63332595
>70 to 80 points
Edmonton doesn't get that many games against the Flames bro
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>>63332636
>who is Taylor Hall
>McMeme better than Hall
>>63332371
>blow jackets
>torts
>cup
Pick one.
>>63332722
Tb h you have to pick two a few times
>torts and cup
>blue jackets and torts
Literally what the fuck is a publix
>>63332774
A deathtrap
>>63332766
>not knowing Torts already has a cup
I want newfags to leave
>four to two
>first period isn't even over
MEME GAME
E
M
E
G
A
M
E
>>63332795
>you in charge of reading comprehension
>>63332774
The GOAT sandwich store. Objectively the best sandwiches in the world
>>63332843
Is it a chain? If it's a chain then it's shit by default.
>>63332795
12 years ago? Sorry my bad he's elite.
>>63332878
>literally had to look it up
>>63332899
No he won it with Tampa you stupid fuck. Don't ever question a Canadian about hockey because we're superior in every way.
>>63332943
>superior in every way
>no cups in 20 years
>>63332943
>superior
>can't win a measly trophy
lel
LELEL
>>63332986
>>63332988
>"American" teams full of Canadians
Top kek
>>63332943
>superior
>didn't even know based torts had won a cup
>mad at hockey
>>63333028
>Canadian teams filled with droughts
Lelelelele
>>63331456
And you fags cry about E!SPN sucking Lebron's dick.
>>63333028
My state is filled with you fuckers but that doesn't make it Canada does it?
>>63333028
So even your players c.uck you hard and you're proud of it lmao
>tfw your life is just an endless stream of >no cups and >canadian player bantz tosses back and forth
>tfw it will never end
>there's a skeleton inside you
>>63332685
>McBust
>better than Hall
Hall can complete a full season
>>63331324
>>63331263
>bitching about Ohio
>is black
>in a hockey thread
Found the Michikek
Any game in pacific tonight? Just got cancelled from work.
Holy fuck can one player suck more at faceoffs than Brian Little?
>>63331575
I couldn't agree more. He's a malignant tumor on every team he's a part of. You don't win because you have Kessel, you win in spite of having Kessel.
>>63331520
>le fantasy hockey list
How do we stop him, gentlemen?
this leafs-jets game is starting to heat up lads
>>63333854
>laffs
>jorts
enjoy your meme game
>>63333854
Game over.
Holy fuck Burmi and Wheels
That was a dope goal
Is this the Jets thread?
Anyways go Burmi.
I feel bad for Babcock. Taking it up to ass every night next couple of years. Well atleat he gets paid well.
>Laffs
>Laffs
empty seats everywhere. what a mess.
>>63333310
www.nhl.com/scores
>laffs
jets got extremely lucky with the timing of the end of their penalty. they were outplayed tonight the entire game.
>The Toronto Maple Leafs
>>63334166
While true, at the end of the day
>laffs
>>63334166
then how they win senpai?
>laffs
that wheeler-burmi goal is going to have me hard for the rest of the night
rest in shit leafs
>Maple Laffs
>>63334166
>outhit
>outshot
>outscored
>outclutched
>out-fucking-skilled
>L A F F S
>blackkeks
>he didn't have a pubsub for din-din
Smhtbphwyfam
>>63334330
I had jambalaya and now I can't stop shitting
It was 5-2
Babcock never putting Rielly on the powerplay triggers my autism
>>63334330
>tfw no pubsub
I had hot salad
>>63334355
Sounds good senpai
>>63334355
worth
>>63328888
Patrick Kane should announce he is becoming a woman.
>>63334330
I cashed in my GB points for some dank chicken tendies
>>63334166
>2-2 with 4 minutes left
>get 2:40 in pp time in those 4 minutes
>lose 4-2
>Laffs
>mfw the 3 fans the panthers have think they will win tonight
What kind of showerhead does Kikel use? Asking for a friend.
>>63334423
Were they publix tendies? Apparently their chicken is GOAT as well
>>63334438
>Keks
>it was 5-2
>>63334511
1-0-0 in last 1 desu
>>63334041
This game wasn't so bad. It was a close one.
>>63334438
>Anaslime being smug over a team having no fans
That man on the Canuck stream got a fuckign perfect familly.
>>63334388
>>63334408
The Calgary Flames should change their logo to my asshole right now. I'm hurtin' here.
>>63334630
>perfect familly
>all grills except cancer boy
false
>>63334683
>>63334683
>>63334683
>>63334683
>>63334683
>>63334683
PENGUINS @ NUCKS
>>63334687
T-That was a boy?
I had removed my pants...
snes are gonna win the cup this year
>>63334438
Jagr dies again, Lulongo's unsustainable save percentage comes crashing down, the Cats score one goal if they're lucky, get shoutout of they're not, Tallon and Gallant are fired, Pierre McGuire finally gets the GM job he's always wanted and hires Carlyle as the HC, FLA misses the playoffs for the 15th time in 16 years
>>63334662
New thread lads
>>63334662
>nhl 16 ad
>cutting between real people and game footage
>real person announcer says "he passes to the rookie at centre"
>cuts to game footage of the play
>it's plekanec
>et le but
I saw those new shorks jerseys the other night and damn they’re nice.
>>63327343
Nice bait faggot
>>63326602
I'm laughing too much at this
>>63328159
You need to get cancer real quick, senpai.
>>63334717
I agree friend
>>63323445
>tfw childhood best friend's family owns great Mexican restaurant.
>mfw my team had the honor of taking out memedavid and probably ruining his career
>>63327885
Still needs to beat Larkin and Domi, but your chances improved dramatically. Good luck.
>>63326602
sikhs are the mongoose to islam's snake.
Dutch Gretzky LITERALLY cannot be stopped. It's ogre.
